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[Adam]
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OK, everyone, take your seats.
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[Echo] Who said that?
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Where's Mr. Young?
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[Adam]
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I'm at the front of the room.
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Cool. I've managed to get
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my eyes to stop seeing him.
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Now I've got to work
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on my ears.
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[Adam] Actually, this is
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today's science lesson.
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Come on, stupid ears!
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[students gasp]
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I have created
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an invisibility suit.
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It's constructed
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out of carbon nanotubes
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that, when heated, cause
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the light to bend around them.
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Magic!
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Though some people would say
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that science is
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indistinguishable from magic,
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magic isn't actually
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real... Derby.
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Oh, yeah?
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Tell that to
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Melvin the Magnificent!
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It's true, Melvin.
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If you don't believe me,
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ask your lab partner,
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Ollie the Overdresser.
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All right, now,
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I want to show you...
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Very funny, Derby.
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Give me back the suit.
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[Derby] I am offended!
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How dare you accuse me
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- of taking something
- that isn't mine!
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You disgust me, sir.
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[smack]
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♪ Goodbye, summer
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hello, fall ♪
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- ♪ We've been trying
- to get here ♪
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♪ Since we both
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were barely two feet tall ♪
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♪ Who you calling "kid"? ♪
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♪ Who you calling "kid"? ♪
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♪ Who you calling "kid"? ♪
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- ♪ You can call me
- what you want ♪
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♪ But I won't hear a word
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where I am hid ♪
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♪ Who you calling "kid"? ♪♪
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[snoring]
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Why did this locker fall asleep?
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It is not
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in Mr. Young's class.
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[snoring]
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Hey, wake up!
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I don't want to go
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to school today, mommy.
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Everybody hates me.
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Mr. Tater!
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You were having a nightmare
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that you were still a schoolboy.
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Right, heh.
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Schoolboy.
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Mommy and I had a fight.
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- I was having dinner with
- Penelope,
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And mommy wouldn't give us
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any privacy.
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Well, maybe you should
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take your lady friend
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to a quiet,
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romantic restaurant.
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Go to a quiet, romantic
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restaurant
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with a porcelain doll?
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That's a great idea!
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- Aw, but Penelope's
- back at home with mommy,
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And I'm never going back there!
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You could always...
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Bunk with you?
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Thanks, Dang!
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Mommy would never let me
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have any sleepovers.
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Ooh, we can gossip,
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give each other manicures,
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and have tickle fights!
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Ha ha ha ha!
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What did I just do?
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I'm so upset, I could just...
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Aah!
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[Derby chuckles]
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Ow. If only I had eyes
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on my butt
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instead of on my face,
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where they're useless.
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Useless!
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Derby?
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Derby?
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I need that
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invisibility suit back!
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[sipping]
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[burping]
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Derby, I know you're here.
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No, I'm not.
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You just talked to me.
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No, I didn't.
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Give me the suit back!
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Never.
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[Derby] Now, if you don't mind,
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I've got something to do.
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Mr. Young!
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It was him!
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Well, it wasn't me!
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Then who threw
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these mashed potatoes at me?
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[splat, splat]
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Huh.
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I guess I threw
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these mashed potatoes at me.
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Take that, Tater!
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Hi, Kyle!
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Did you get a haircut?
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It looks really good!
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I didn't get a haircut.
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Do you want a haircut?
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I could give you a haircut!
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That's OK.
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I'm good.
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You are good.
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I'm just gonna sit down now.
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[Derby] Hey!
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Seat's taken!
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[Mrs. Byrne]
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Good morning, class.
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Who has heard
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of the War of 1812?
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[Derby] Oh, not again!
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Someone do something!
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There was no War of 1812.
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In fact, there was no 1812.
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[Derby] Nice!
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Malarkey!
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If you don't believe me,
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look at that calendar from 1811.
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"November, 1811."
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"December, 1811."
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"January, 18...
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13"!
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OK, these hunky firemen
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give me an idea.
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You're all going to do
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presentations
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on history's
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greatest romances.
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You mean like
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Napoleon and Josephine,
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Antony and Cleopatra,
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- Catherine the Great
- and her horse...
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loving husband czar,
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Peter III?
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Sure!
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Or the greatest romance
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this world has ever seen:
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Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez!
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I can't believe
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I agreed to do this.
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Kiss me, Biebs!
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What... huh?
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[students "eww"]
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[Derby] Gah!
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I'm covering my eyes,
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but I can see through my hands!
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Derby, you broke
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my invisibility suit!
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- No, I didn't;
- Slab took it.
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- Then why are you
- walking around
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In your underpants?
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I don't understand the question.
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So, Slab has the suit?
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- If he can make himself
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Who knows what he'll do?
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Aah!
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[Slab] Ha ha ha!
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Invisible wedgie.
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- All right,
- now all we have to do
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- Is wait for Slab
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[Derby] Can't we just use
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a piece of cheese?
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No!
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You stole the suit.
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You have to be the bait.
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No fair!
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I can't be expected
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- to be responsible
- for my actions.
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I'm Derby!
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[Slab] This
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invisibility suit is awesome!
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- I sat through
- the entire detention,
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And everyone thought
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I skipped detention!
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[whispers] Here comes Slab.
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Act like the biggest, nerdiest
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nerd you can think of.
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[Derby] Got it.
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[nasally] I'm a genius!
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After I got
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my fancy graduate degree,
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I became the youngest
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high school teacher ever!
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[Slab] A nerd!
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Give me your nerd lunch, nerd!
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Give it.
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Give it!
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Let go!
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Now!
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[Slab] Ha ha ha! You dropped it.
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Hey, what's happening?
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Let me out of here!
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Not until you give me
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the invisibility suit back.
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[Slab] OK, OK. Here, take it.
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No, don't throw it!
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Great!
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Who knows where it landed?
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Good day, Echo.
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Aah!
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What happened
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to your head?!
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Yes, I know, Echo...
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I'm bald.
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- I can't believe
- I have to share my room
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With Principal Tater.
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[Tater] You called?
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Aah!
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- [Tater]
- I found a magic suit!
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Uh, oops!
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Whoa!
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I'm very disappointed
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in you three.
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This is incredible technology
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that is not meant to be
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used for selfish purposes.
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Selfish? I was researching
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what goes on in
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the girls' locker room.
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I was going to share my findings
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with mankind.
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If Derby gets to use the suit,
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I get to use the suit.
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- I need to get Penelope
- back from home,
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And I don't want
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mommy to see me.
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No!
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- Nobody's getting
- the invisibility suit!
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If it'll make you feel better,
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- I'll trade you that
- dirty invisibility suit
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For this clean one.
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What do you think?
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Is that a wedding dress?
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No, this is my
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Lady Guinevere costume.
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Oh.
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- It's for our
- history presentation
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On Guinevere and Sir Lancelot.
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Your knight has arrived, milady.
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[giggles]
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She's not his milady....
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she's my milady!
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OK, how about this?
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We'll buy the invisibility suit
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off you for $1 million.
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It's right here, in this
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invisible money bag.
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Get out of here.
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Great.
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You got my money everywhere!
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OK, good night.
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"Good night"?
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What do you mean, good night?
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I mean it's night...
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and it's good.
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Good night.
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But mommy always gives me
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a glass of warm milk before...
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Here you go.
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00:10:47,292 --> 00:10:49,459
Sleep time.
291
00:10:51,500 --> 00:10:52,792
Owie!
292
00:10:52,834 --> 00:10:54,626
It's too hot!
293
00:11:03,375 --> 00:11:05,918
Now it's too cold.
294
00:11:15,417 --> 00:11:17,292
Too milky.
295
00:11:18,500 --> 00:11:21,167
Aah!
296
00:11:23,500 --> 00:11:25,251
Wow. I can see why
297
00:11:25,252 --> 00:11:27,000
Guinevere fell for Lancelot.
298
00:11:28,542 --> 00:11:29,626
And I can see why
299
00:11:29,627 --> 00:11:30,709
you can see that.
300
00:11:34,292 --> 00:11:35,959
Time to make sure
301
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,209
this will be one "knight"
302
00:11:37,210 --> 00:11:38,417
Echo forgets.
303
00:11:38,459 --> 00:11:40,459
Ha!
304
00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:42,418
Why do puns and evil plans
305
00:11:42,419 --> 00:11:44,334
go so well together?
306
00:11:54,375 --> 00:11:55,959
- Let's start
- our presentation with
307
00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,084
An impressive display
308
00:11:57,085 --> 00:11:58,167
of swordsmanship.
309
00:11:59,542 --> 00:12:01,334
[Adam] Uh-oh.
310
00:12:01,375 --> 00:12:03,500
[Adam shrieks]
311
00:12:04,959 --> 00:12:07,542
[shrieking continues]
312
00:12:07,584 --> 00:12:09,125
Wow.
313
00:12:09,167 --> 00:12:11,000
- I've heard of
- the "singing sword,"
314
00:12:11,042 --> 00:12:13,334
- But this one sounds like
- a scared little girl weeping!
315
00:12:17,167 --> 00:12:19,667
[Adam shrieks]
316
00:12:22,083 --> 00:12:23,792
That was amazing!
317
00:12:23,834 --> 00:12:25,918
I know.
318
00:12:25,959 --> 00:12:27,792
Could you teach me?
319
00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:29,351
- [Adam, whispering] OK,
- this is going out the window.
320
00:12:29,375 --> 00:12:30,542
[window opens]
321
00:12:30,584 --> 00:12:32,375
[sword thrown / clang]
322
00:12:32,417 --> 00:12:34,334
Hey, where'd the sword go?
323
00:12:35,500 --> 00:12:36,918
Don't worry.
324
00:12:36,959 --> 00:12:38,209
We could use this.
325
00:12:38,250 --> 00:12:39,834
Works for me.
326
00:12:41,751 --> 00:12:43,792
Let's start with a girata.
327
00:12:49,876 --> 00:12:52,709
[Adam shrieks]
328
00:12:52,751 --> 00:12:54,314
This pointer sounds
329
00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:55,876
like a scared little girl, too!
330
00:12:58,417 --> 00:13:00,000
Dang?
331
00:13:00,042 --> 00:13:02,417
Dang?
332
00:13:02,459 --> 00:13:04,209
Dang!
333
00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:06,042
I'm calling your name.
334
00:13:06,083 --> 00:13:08,375
Why aren't you appearing?
335
00:13:08,417 --> 00:13:11,000
It's optional!
336
00:13:12,584 --> 00:13:13,792
I can't sleep.
337
00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:15,125
Why?
338
00:13:15,167 --> 00:13:17,334
Is Tater your roommate?
339
00:13:19,334 --> 00:13:20,855
I can't fall asleep
340
00:13:20,856 --> 00:13:22,375
without a bedtime story.
341
00:13:24,417 --> 00:13:26,292
Fine!
342
00:13:27,459 --> 00:13:28,834
[Dang] All right!
343
00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:30,667
Once upon a time,
344
00:13:30,709 --> 00:13:33,167
there were three leaf monkeys.
345
00:13:34,834 --> 00:13:36,542
The first leaf monkey
346
00:13:36,543 --> 00:13:38,250
built his house out of,
347
00:13:38,292 --> 00:13:40,959
well, leaves.
348
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,771
The second leaf monkey
349
00:13:42,772 --> 00:13:44,542
made his house
350
00:13:44,584 --> 00:13:46,022
out of chom chom
351
00:13:46,023 --> 00:13:47,459
tree branches.
352
00:13:47,500 --> 00:13:49,500
And the third leaf monkey
353
00:13:49,542 --> 00:13:51,064
made his house
354
00:13:51,065 --> 00:13:52,584
out of fancy hats!
355
00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:56,209
[deepens voice] One day,
356
00:13:56,250 --> 00:13:57,793
the evil lesser
357
00:13:57,794 --> 00:13:59,334
false vampire bat
358
00:13:59,375 --> 00:14:00,751
showed up...
359
00:14:00,792 --> 00:14:03,042
Too scary!
360
00:14:06,209 --> 00:14:08,083
- You know
- you're in detention a lot
361
00:14:08,125 --> 00:14:09,501
When the teacher asks you
362
00:14:09,502 --> 00:14:10,876
to lock up.
363
00:14:13,834 --> 00:14:15,292
Cool!
364
00:14:15,334 --> 00:14:17,250
A sword!
365
00:14:18,709 --> 00:14:20,375
[grunts]
366
00:14:24,125 --> 00:14:28,751
Give me your sword, nerd stone!
367
00:14:30,959 --> 00:14:33,083
All right, rock.
368
00:14:33,125 --> 00:14:34,313
I know one thing
369
00:14:34,314 --> 00:14:35,500
that always beats you:
370
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:37,709
paper!
371
00:14:39,626 --> 00:14:41,250
- Maybe after the
- sword demonstration,
372
00:14:41,292 --> 00:14:42,709
I could perform some music.
373
00:14:42,751 --> 00:14:44,500
- You know how to
- play that thing?
374
00:14:44,542 --> 00:14:45,918
I dabble.
375
00:14:45,959 --> 00:14:47,043
[Adam, whispering]
376
00:14:47,044 --> 00:14:48,125
"I dabble."
377
00:14:50,125 --> 00:14:52,209
♪ Alas, my love ♪
378
00:14:52,250 --> 00:14:54,209
♪ You do me wrong ♪
379
00:14:54,250 --> 00:14:56,209
♪ To cast me off
380
00:14:56,210 --> 00:14:58,167
discourteously ♪
381
00:14:58,209 --> 00:14:59,584
[both] ♪ For I have ♪
382
00:14:59,626 --> 00:15:02,375
♪ Loved you well and long ♪
383
00:15:02,417 --> 00:15:06,709
♪ Delighting in your company ♪
384
00:15:06,751 --> 00:15:08,709
♪ Greensleeves ♪
385
00:15:08,751 --> 00:15:10,584
♪ Was all my joy ♪
386
00:15:10,626 --> 00:15:11,834
♪ Greensleeves ♪
387
00:15:11,876 --> 00:15:14,918
♪ Was my delight ♪
388
00:15:14,959 --> 00:15:16,085
Oh, and maybe
389
00:15:16,086 --> 00:15:17,209
we could dance!
390
00:15:19,959 --> 00:15:21,834
Actually, that's all right.
391
00:15:21,876 --> 00:15:23,584
I can dance by myself.
392
00:15:26,209 --> 00:15:29,417
Or we could do this instead.
393
00:15:29,459 --> 00:15:30,626
Whoa!
394
00:15:30,667 --> 00:15:32,584
What's with the kissing?
395
00:15:32,626 --> 00:15:34,268
- We're just doing
- a homework assignment here.
396
00:15:34,292 --> 00:15:35,894
- I'm doing an English
- assignment with Derby,
397
00:15:35,918 --> 00:15:37,918
And we don't even hold hands.
398
00:15:37,959 --> 00:15:39,376
I guess I thought maybe
399
00:15:39,377 --> 00:15:40,792
you were interested in me.
400
00:15:40,834 --> 00:15:42,397
Seriously? You're not exactly
401
00:15:42,398 --> 00:15:43,959
in my league.
402
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:47,918
Although, to be fair, no one is.
403
00:15:48,959 --> 00:15:51,000
[door opens and closes]
404
00:15:51,042 --> 00:15:53,500
[sniffling]
405
00:15:53,542 --> 00:15:55,876
[sobs]
406
00:16:00,834 --> 00:16:02,751
Thanks.
407
00:16:06,709 --> 00:16:08,501
I just wish I could find a guy
408
00:16:08,502 --> 00:16:10,292
who is nice and smart,
409
00:16:10,334 --> 00:16:11,813
and likes me,
410
00:16:11,814 --> 00:16:13,292
and cares about me.
411
00:16:13,334 --> 00:16:15,751
Someone who's honest
412
00:16:15,792 --> 00:16:17,418
and doesn't hide
413
00:16:17,419 --> 00:16:19,042
behind some facade.
414
00:16:28,209 --> 00:16:29,897
This butter should help me
415
00:16:29,898 --> 00:16:31,584
free the sword...
416
00:16:35,542 --> 00:16:37,313
by giving me the strength
417
00:16:37,314 --> 00:16:39,083
only butter can give!
418
00:16:43,334 --> 00:16:45,375
[stomach churns]
419
00:16:45,417 --> 00:16:47,751
I don't feel so good.
420
00:16:47,792 --> 00:16:49,584
I need the healing power
421
00:16:49,585 --> 00:16:51,375
only butter can give.
422
00:17:01,792 --> 00:17:03,209
Dang?
423
00:17:04,709 --> 00:17:07,042
Oh, good, you're awake.
424
00:17:07,083 --> 00:17:08,500
What's for breakfast?
425
00:17:08,542 --> 00:17:10,542
Breakfast?!
426
00:17:10,584 --> 00:17:12,334
It's not eating time!
427
00:17:12,375 --> 00:17:15,751
It's sleeping time!
428
00:17:15,792 --> 00:17:17,605
See? Little hand's at 10,
429
00:17:17,606 --> 00:17:19,417
big hand's at 12.
430
00:17:19,459 --> 00:17:21,334
- And this hand's
- about to punch you
431
00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:23,334
In the kidney...
432
00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:25,334
from the inside!
433
00:17:28,292 --> 00:17:30,876
Mommy usually makes pancakes.
434
00:17:30,918 --> 00:17:32,230
She makes them
435
00:17:32,231 --> 00:17:33,542
in the shape of my head...
436
00:17:33,584 --> 00:17:35,001
and then we use nutmeg
437
00:17:35,002 --> 00:17:36,417
to give me hair.
438
00:17:37,751 --> 00:17:40,292
[phone rings]
439
00:17:41,667 --> 00:17:43,500
Huh.
440
00:17:45,042 --> 00:17:49,000
Oh, hello, mommy.
441
00:17:49,042 --> 00:17:50,959
Yes, I'm sure you are sorry,
442
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,293
but it's too late
443
00:17:52,294 --> 00:17:53,584
for apologies now!
444
00:17:53,626 --> 00:17:55,001
My new roommate and I
445
00:17:55,002 --> 00:17:56,375
love living together,
446
00:17:56,417 --> 00:17:58,792
and I'm never leaving.
447
00:18:02,834 --> 00:18:04,001
[imitating Tater]
448
00:18:04,002 --> 00:18:05,167
you again,
449
00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:09,542
because I love you.
450
00:18:09,584 --> 00:18:12,584
See you soon, mommy.
451
00:18:12,626 --> 00:18:14,918
Mwah.
452
00:18:15,751 --> 00:18:17,667
[sobbing]
453
00:18:17,709 --> 00:18:19,105
[Adam, whispering] Time to
454
00:18:19,106 --> 00:18:20,500
slip out silently and change.
455
00:18:28,876 --> 00:18:30,250
[Adam] What?
456
00:18:30,292 --> 00:18:33,250
No, the zipper's stuck!
457
00:18:33,292 --> 00:18:34,709
[Adam groans]
458
00:18:34,751 --> 00:18:36,250
Ow!
459
00:18:36,292 --> 00:18:37,751
What was that?
460
00:18:37,792 --> 00:18:38,959
Nothing.
461
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,959
Go back to sleep.
462
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:45,083
Shh.
463
00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:47,042
[Adam] Ow.
464
00:18:49,125 --> 00:18:50,876
Ow!
465
00:18:50,918 --> 00:18:52,417
Stupid garbage can!
466
00:18:52,459 --> 00:18:53,751
Great!
467
00:18:53,792 --> 00:18:55,334
Now I'm stuck!
468
00:18:55,375 --> 00:18:58,167
And now I'm fading.
469
00:19:10,834 --> 00:19:13,292
Where'd the tiger go?
470
00:19:13,334 --> 00:19:15,584
I'm sure he'll catch up.
471
00:19:15,626 --> 00:19:17,292
[Adam] Derby?
472
00:19:17,334 --> 00:19:18,709
Great:
473
00:19:18,710 --> 00:19:20,083
it's my conscience again.
474
00:19:20,125 --> 00:19:22,959
I told you to leave me alone!
475
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,563
- [Adam] It's me, Adam.
476
00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:26,125
- Adam who?
477
00:19:26,167 --> 00:19:27,314
- Adam Young!
478
00:19:27,315 --> 00:19:28,459
- I don't think so.
479
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:29,980
The Adam Young I know
480
00:19:29,981 --> 00:19:31,459
is visible.
481
00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:32,543
I got stuck
482
00:19:32,544 --> 00:19:33,584
in the invisibility suit
483
00:19:33,626 --> 00:19:35,125
- while I was trying
- to spy on Echo.
484
00:19:35,167 --> 00:19:37,751
That's the Adam Young I know.
485
00:19:37,792 --> 00:19:39,167
Just help me out of here!
486
00:19:39,209 --> 00:19:40,751
OK, OK.
487
00:19:46,417 --> 00:19:48,292
- You know, this would
- be a lot easier
488
00:19:48,334 --> 00:19:50,083
If I could see you.
489
00:19:50,125 --> 00:19:51,500
Derby, is that you?
490
00:19:51,542 --> 00:19:53,542
Yeah, I'm just helping...
491
00:19:53,584 --> 00:19:54,959
Are you OK?
492
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,876
I could use someone to talk to.
493
00:19:56,918 --> 00:19:59,083
- Sure.
- Why don't we talk at your place?
494
00:19:59,125 --> 00:20:00,709
[Adam smacks Derby]
495
00:20:00,751 --> 00:20:03,167
Or I could just walk you home.
496
00:20:03,209 --> 00:20:04,918
[smack]
497
00:20:04,959 --> 00:20:07,083
I mean, I could just follow you
498
00:20:07,125 --> 00:20:08,542
at a reasonable distance,
499
00:20:08,584 --> 00:20:09,626
making sure
500
00:20:09,627 --> 00:20:10,667
you get home safely?
501
00:20:12,125 --> 00:20:14,792
[smack]
502
00:20:14,834 --> 00:20:16,709
Here's cab fare.
503
00:20:23,083 --> 00:20:24,500
Derby, can you help me?
504
00:20:24,542 --> 00:20:25,876
Sure.
505
00:20:27,918 --> 00:20:29,626
Sure.
506
00:20:29,667 --> 00:20:31,459
I've got to find my sword.
507
00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:32,584
If I don't get it back
508
00:20:32,585 --> 00:20:33,667
to the Drama Department,
509
00:20:33,709 --> 00:20:35,125
Mrs. Saracini will kill me!
510
00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:36,834
Of course, she'll have to borrow
511
00:20:36,876 --> 00:20:37,938
a sword from someone
512
00:20:37,939 --> 00:20:39,000
to do it.
513
00:20:39,042 --> 00:20:40,918
- Maybe Slab can
- help you find it.
514
00:20:40,959 --> 00:20:43,042
He's already found one sword.
515
00:20:43,083 --> 00:20:45,334
[snoring]
516
00:20:45,375 --> 00:20:46,876
That's it!
517
00:20:46,918 --> 00:20:49,209
Slab, You found my sword!
518
00:20:49,250 --> 00:20:51,918
Give me your lunch, Merlin!
519
00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:53,500
[grunting]
520
00:20:53,542 --> 00:20:54,793
Don't bother.
521
00:20:54,794 --> 00:20:56,042
I've tried everything.
522
00:20:56,083 --> 00:20:58,250
Did you try buttering it up?
523
00:20:58,292 --> 00:20:59,709
Hey.
524
00:20:59,751 --> 00:21:01,542
- What's a gorgeous
- sword like you
525
00:21:01,584 --> 00:21:04,209
Doing in a rock like this?
526
00:21:05,792 --> 00:21:07,584
[grunting]
527
00:21:07,626 --> 00:21:09,417
What are you guys doing?
528
00:21:09,459 --> 00:21:10,938
Somehow, my sword got stuck
529
00:21:10,939 --> 00:21:12,417
in this stone, and...
530
00:21:12,459 --> 00:21:14,542
Here you go.
531
00:21:16,167 --> 00:21:17,417
Sure, after I
532
00:21:17,418 --> 00:21:18,667
buttered it up for you.
533
00:21:20,459 --> 00:21:21,834
That was amazing!
534
00:21:21,876 --> 00:21:24,209
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
535
00:21:27,334 --> 00:21:29,083
Whoa!
536
00:21:29,125 --> 00:21:30,959
How much butter did you eat?!
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