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Today, we're going

to learn about personality.

[Derby] And you're

going to teach us?

Are you also going to teach us

how to succeed with women?

Anyway...

- who would like to volunteer - for an experiment?

Maybe someone with...

flawless skin,

soft, almond eyes,

- and the grace - of a young Cleopatra?

- [Slab] I thought - you'd never ask.

This neural-imaging machine

will scan a person's personality

and imprint it on the computer's

processing unit.

Slab, attach the electrodes

to your temples.

[machine warbling]

[electronic whoosh]

OK, the computer should

now have your personality.

Computer, what is

the square root of nine?

- [computer Slab] - Who cares?

Give me your lunch, nerd.

It worked!

Thank you, Slab.

You can sit down.

Not until you give that

computer your lunch.

[computer burps]

OK. How about, this time,

we go with someone

a little more... petite?

I thought you'd never...

Echo! I mean Echo!

[electronic whoosh]

- All right. - Let's see if the computer

Has your personality.

Computer, do you

find Adam attractive?

Please. I just ate.

Wow! This thing really works.

[Adam] OK, everyone.

See you tomorrow.

Computer Echo,

you can stay behind.

- You're not gonna - leave my personality

On that computer, are you?

Of course not!

- I'll delete - your personality matrix.

See? Dragging it to the trash.

Thanks, Mr. Young.

Undo. Undo!

So...

do you have plans Friday night?

- [computer Slab] - I plan on giving you

The wedgie of a lifetime...

but then I'm free.

♪ Goodbye, summer hello, fall ♪

- ♪ We've been trying - to get here ♪

♪ Since we both

were barely two feet tall ♪

♪ Who you calling "kid"? ♪

♪ Who you calling "kid"? ♪

♪ Who you calling "kid"? ♪

- ♪ You can call me - what you want ♪

♪ But I won't hear a word

where I am hid ♪

♪ Who you calling "kid"? ♪

Mr. Young, working

through lunch?

Yes, sir.

I'm married to my work.

Yeah. That's what

I tell myself, too.

[computer Echo] Adam!

Are you still there?

Where were we?

Hey. I hope you don't mind...

I put this on your tab.

I don't have a tab.

Yeah, you do.

- Well, can you - eat somewhere else?

I'm on a date.

It's not a date.

You're on a date?

[computer Echo]

It's not a date!

Did I just hear my voice?

Did I just hear my voice?

Hey. What...

Hey! Lunchtime is almost over,

and not one spill!

Are you kids trying to

put me out of a job?

I have four mouths to feed.

You have a family?

No. I make extra money

doing medical research studies.

Someday...

these mouths I'm growing

will help someone to kiss again.

[slurping]

Ew. This lemonade is warm.

[all grunting]

What just happened?

[as Adam] The electrolytes

- in the lemonade - must have reacted

With the semiconductors,

- causing a sinusoidal - electrical surge,

Which shorted out

the entire school.

[as Ivy] Ew. You sound like

my dorky brother Adam.

[as Slab] Ha ha ha! "Dorky."

[as Echo] Now you

sound like Slab,

but I don't look like Echo.

What happened to us?

The power surge must have

switched our personalities.

This is terrible.

[like Dang] Terrible?!

I finally have a mess

to cle-e-ean.

I knew this machine was trouble

- when you tried to put - my personality in it.

- You need to change us back, - Adam.

[dreamily]

Smells like pretty.

Sounds like something

Adam would say.

She is Ada-a-am!

[as Derby] This is confusing.

- Either we find a way - to know who's in whose body,

Or Adam starts

teaching science...

so I can have a nap.

Better, but I'd still

like a nap.

[snoring]

Do these stripy socks

make my calves look fat?

- Great, the surge must - have shorted out the circuits

In the quad core processor.

Well, we're smart. Let's fix it.

No way.

I'm not fixing anything

until I fix my makeup.

[pops lips]

- [Tater] I don't know - what knocked the power out,

But I'm gonna get to the

bottom of it, Mrs. Straupersson.

Oh, no. Tater's coming!

Let's prank him.

Or we could close

the blinds and hide in the dark.

Hello, everyone.

- I know you can't see them - in the dark,

- But I'm wearing - really cool, expensive

Night-vision goggles.

Thanks, Mr. Young.

I put them on your tab.

I don't have a tab!

Is what I'd say

if I were Adam.

Yeah, you do...

is how I'd respond to Adam

if he were you.

Anyway, with these,

I can see perfectly.

Aah!

I saw the bucket.

I chose to trip over it.

You can see us?

Yes. And there is

something different

about all of you.

There is?

You're all green!

- M-Mr. Tater, maybe - you should take off

Those goggles.

[giggles girlishly]

- These babies amplify - any bit of light

A thousand times.

And I'm guessing the power

isn't coming on anytime soon.

See?

Aah!

Aah!

OK.

That time I didn't see it.

Thank you for staying in

roughly the same positions

for the last three minutes

while my eyes recovered.

- Why are you all - dressed like that?

Didn't you hear?

It's Dress as

Your Favorite Person Day!

That can't be true

because no one's

dressed as me.

You're dressed as you!

I am!

Oh! This is fun.

[bell rings]

I guess we should

all take our seats.

Why are you sitting in a desk?

You're right!

I-I-I should be

cle-e-eaning the school.

You mean teaching class.

You're so funny, Adam.

[Echo as Adam]

Yeah. So funny!

That's odd.

Mr. Young isn't funny!

Well? Have you fixed it?

I'm working on it.

It should take me a few days.

A few days?

I can't wait "a few days."

I have to pee,

and I have no idea

which bathroom to use.

- [Ivy as Slab] - I used the girls'.

It's all stalls.

More options for swirlies.

I have a key to

the teachers' bathroom.

It's Adam's.

Can we forget about bathrooms?

I can rebuild

- the internal components for - the neural-imager from scratch,

But I'll need tungsten,

titanium, and aluminum.

Well, there's tungsten

in fluorescent bulbs.

It's weird hearing smart things

come out of Derby's mouth.

Dang can take aluminum cans

from the garbage.

I'm not Dang.

Where is Dang?

- You called?!

- Aah!

You were able to

do that in Adam's body?

I was worried I'd pull a muscle,

but... no muscle to pull!

[all laughing]

Adam's weak.

OK, where are we

going to get titanium?

Oh, I know where

to get titanium.

Give me your retainer, nerd!

Ow!

I broke a nail.

OK, Derby. You're going

to have to do this.

They're not going to

give me their retainers.

Do we really need titanium?

- Can't we use some - other kind of metal?

Like this?

[nerds whimpering]

Wow! I like this!

- I mean, my newfound - strength and power,

- Not being covered - in nerd slobber

And bits of gluten-free bread.

- [Dang as Ivy] Can we just get - these aluminum cans

And get out of here?

Come on in!

The garbage is warm

because it is decomposing!

Ew! I am not going in there.

But you can find many

wondrous things in the trash!

Look at this

leather couture bag...

and these handcrafted Italian...

stilettos.

Are you kidding me?

[garbage crunching]

Yes! I am kidding you!

OK, Echo, just

a few more fluorescent tubes,

- and we'll have - enough tungsten to fix

The neural-imager.

Uh-huh.

Are you checking out my butt?

No. I'm checking out my butt.

It looks good.

Really? Let me see!

Whoa!

- What are you - rapscallions up to?

- Mrs. Byrne. We just - need some fluorescent...

I see!

- It's Dress - as Your Favorite Person day.

Mine happens to be Lady Godiva.

- Thank goodness - I don't have to see

This with my own eyes.

- That's every fluorescent - in the school.

Whoa. It's so dark in here,

I can't even check

out my own butt.

[Tater] Hey! Why are

the lights out again?

Oh, no. Mr. Tater. Hide!

We don't have to hide.

It's dark.

Yes, we do.

- He's got those - night-vision goggles.

We need something

to blind him with.

Aah!

Mrs. Byrne! Put something on!

[shuddering]

That should do it.

OK. Did everyone

complete the assignment?

We had an assignment?

You may be prettier now,

but inside, you're still the

same annoying teacher.

I meant, did everybody get

the items we need

to fix the neural-imager?

Fluorescent tubes?

Check.

Aluminum cans?

Check!

But I'll need

this outfit dry-cleaned.

I'll just put it on your tab.

I don't have a tab!

[all] Yeah, you do.

Anyway, retainers?

♪ Retainers? ♪

Derby, that's your cue.

Yeah. About that.

I am not giving this body back.

I tried to put myself

in a garbage can,

and I didn't fit!

You can't leave me in here.

This body's weak.

Plus, you have

some serious split ends.

Please tell me

you haven't been

overusing the flat-iron.

I'm sorry, but how else am

I supposed to make it shiny?

Don't...

touch my hair.

Women.

Can't live with 'em,

can't live inside 'em.

Derby!

Give us those retainers.

Forget it!

There's just so much I

can do with Slab's body.

For instance...

this.

Ha-a-a-and it over,

body-stealing de-e-e-emon!

I'll handle this,

weakling version of Dang.

Give me those retainers, nerd!

That'll teach you.

Step aside.

There's only one thing

Derby cares about.

Heh! Me!

Oops. I dropped my purse.

Oh, hi, Derby!

I didn't see you standing there.

- Why don't you - give me a massage,

While I hold your bag

of slobbery retainers?

Yuck.

Yes, slobber is disgusting.

I was talking about you.

Your flirting might work

if you looked like that.

You know, there's more to me

than the way I look.

I had no idea everyone

objectified hot chicks.

Well, this has been weird.

I'm off to steal

some nerd lunches.

Wait a second.

Derby is attracted to my sister,

- so if we show him - that his body

Has a shot with her body,

- he'll want to be - back in his body,

And then we can all

have our own bodies back.

Trust me, it makes sense.

[Dang as Ivy] Yoo-hoo!

Who will rub this suntan lotion

on my soft, supple

shoulders?

[others] He's gone.

Still doesn't answer

my question.

Peel my grapes, nerds.

I mean, my tiny fruit balls.

OK, Slab.

- You and Echo go flirt - in front of Derby

And make him jealous.

Don't you worry.

I'm an expert at flarting.

What is "flarting?"

It's flirtatious farting.

Works every time.

Don't even think about it.

OK, OK. I'll flirt normally.

So...

hey.

[deeper] So...

Can I just try the flarting?

Hey there, not-so-big boy.

You are really man-pretty.

You're cute,

but a lot of girls want me.

After all, I am Derby.

Girls want Derby?

Ha ha ha!

I mean, yes.

Girls want Derby.

[yawns]

Derby's not buying it!

I hate to suggest

you do this with my lips,

but I think

you guys have to kiss.

Then disinfect immediately.

Seriously.

Scrub.

Hard!

- I know there's - a chick in there,

But this is still weird.

Hot dog!

Thanks, nerd, but no time.

I want my body back,

- before Ivy comes to - her senses and stops kissing it.

Adam, catch.

- Just to be clear... - He catches like a girl

Because of his personality,

not because of his body.

OK, I've rebuilt

the neural-imager.

- We're all in - the correct configuration

To ensure proper

personality reversal.

Now, this final step

requires the utmost precision.

[slurping]

[all groaning]

Are we back in our own bodies?

Catch.

Yup, we're back

in our own bodies.

Which reminds me...

It's good to be back.

You're telling me!

I am so happy, I could sing.

[plays key note]

[in four-part harmony]

♪ Down by the old mill stream ♪

♪ Where I first met you ♪

♪ With your eyes of blue ♪

♪ Wearing gingham, too ♪

- ♪ It was there I knew ♪

- ♪ It was there that I knew ♪

- ♪ That you loved me true ♪

- ♪ Loved me true ♪

♪ By the old ♪

♪ Mill stream ♪

Mrs. Byrne,

are you looking at my butt?

Yes.

- Well, that's the last - of the light bulbs

I had to replace.

That is thirsty work.

Oh, look!

Someone left me a drink.

I hope it's not lemonade.

I hate lemonade.

[slurps]

You try to cut class again,

and you're getting

detention, mister.

Get your hands off me,

somewhat-more-masculine

Tater!

Or else!

Aah!

He's all yours, Mrs. Byrne.

Good.

Who has heard

of the war of 1812?

- What's the matter - with you people?

Never seen a real woman before?