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Good morning, Echo.
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Hi, Adam.
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Aah!
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Are you OK?
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Don't be scared.
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- Oh, that wasn't
- my scared "Aah."
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That was my impressed "Aah,"
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as in, "Aah!
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You've got a lot of pictures
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of that really scary dude
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in your locker."
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Oh, that's Dark Demon.
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He's a huge rock star.
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He sings that love song,
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Death Maggot.
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Wait, I know this guy.
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You know Dark Demon?
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Yeah.
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- We were
- at the university together.
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His real name's not Dark Demon.
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It's Mark.
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Mark Demon.
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So you know him?
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You really know him?
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Can I meet him?
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W-well, I don't know if...
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- If I could meet him,
- I would love you forever!
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Forever? As in...
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as long as we both shall live?
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Till death do us part?
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I do!
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Think I can introduce you.
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[squealing]
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Thank you, thank you, thank you!
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But, seriously,
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all those pictures
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in your locker?
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Isn't that a little...
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obsessive?
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♪ Goodbye, summer
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hello, fall ♪
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- ♪ We've been trying
- to get here ♪
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♪ Since we both
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were barely two feet tall ♪
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♪ Who you calling "kid"? ♪
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♪ Who you calling "kid"? ♪
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♪ Who you calling "kid"? ♪
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- ♪ You can call me
- what you want ♪
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♪ But I won't hear a word
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where I am hid ♪
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♪ Who you calling "kid"? ♪
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[hard rock music blares]
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So...
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people really like Dark Demon?
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Like? He cleaned up at
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this year's Anger Awards.
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He got six Angrys.
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You went to school with him?
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He was in my biology lab.
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We did a project together
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on fly larvae.
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Hey, maybe that's what
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inspired Death Maggot.
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I doubt it.
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No one's ever been
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inspired by science class.
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I wonder if he still has
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the same number.
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- [gruff voice]
- What's wrong with
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This gingerbread man?
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- I'll tell you
- what's wrong with it.
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It's a man!
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I don't eat gingerbread dudes!
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[hard rock ringtone plays]
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What?
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Hi. Mark?
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[normal voice] Um...
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there's no one here named Mark.
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It's Adam. Adam Young?
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I don't know any
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Adam Adam Young.
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We were in bio class together.
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I inspired Death Maggot.
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I don't think so.
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- Death Maggot
- was inspired by
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- This girl I went
- to summer camp with.
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Beth. Beth Maggot.
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I just wanted...
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- Look, I don't have time
- for this.
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I got real problems.
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No. No!
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You just added an icing skirt
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to another gingerbread man!
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Look how big his hands are!
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Ivy, can I have a word?
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"Bald."
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You should get a lot
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of use out of that one.
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I mean, we need to talk.
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If you don't find
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- a way to raise your
- grade point average,
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You're gonna be stuck in
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this high school forever.
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And look what it
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does to a person.
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- Do I have to look at
- what it does to a person?
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- Because then
- I'd have to look
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- At the person it did
- those things to.
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Thank you! But it's not
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much better from the back.
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Relax, Ivy. All you need to do
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is find an easy class.
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Really?
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- Yeah. That's how I have
- a bee this semester...
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In beekeeping class.
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In which I'm getting a "C."
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Ow!
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- Hey, I wouldn't have to
- pull out these stingers
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- If you wore the whole
- beekeeper outfit
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And not just the mask.
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Ow!
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I can't believe Mark Demon
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doesn't remember me.
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Ow!
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See?
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Here's a picture
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of us in biology.
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Wow, what a nerd!
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I know, right?
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He was pretty geeky.
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I was talking about you.
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Ow! You'd never guess
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that's what he looks like
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- under all that
- Dark Demon makeup.
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That's it!
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Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
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What are you doing?
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Finishing up.
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I have to go change!
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[as Dark Demon] Excuse me.
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I'm looking for Echo.
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You're... you're...
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Looking for Echo.
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You're Dark Demon!
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The actual Dark Demon.
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Not someone in makeup
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pretending to be Dark Demon.
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I can't believe you're here!
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She doesn't believe it! Run!
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My good friend,
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the boyishly handsome
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Adam Young,
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said you wanted to meet me.
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Yes! I'm a huge fan!
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I love all your songs...
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Death Maggot, Festering Wound,
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Blood Vomit!
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The Glee cast did not
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do that one justice.
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So tell me about yourself.
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Well, my name's Derby.
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I like horseback riding
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and candle making...
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I was talking to Echo.
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All I know about you
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- is that you're friends
- with that smart, sweet,
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Emotionally available
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Adam Young.
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Well, right now,
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I'm really into ferrets.
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Wow! I'm really
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into ferrets, too.
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My middle name is ferret.
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Dark Ferret Demon.
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- Well, I'm holding
- a benefit to help
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Raise money to save
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the black-footed ferret
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tomorrow night.
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- It would be awesome
- if you could perform!
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- [normal voice] Yes.
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- You'll do it?
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[as Dark Demon] I meant yes.
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It would be awesome
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if I could perform,
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but sadly,
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I'm busy tomorrow night.
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- I'm having dinner
- with the man
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Who inspired Blood Vomit.
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Bud. Bud Finkleberg.
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Well, if you can't make it,
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- you could just write a check
- for a million dollars.
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Money is so impersonal.
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I'll be here.
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[squeals]
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Thank you!
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What am I going to do?
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- I promised Echo
- Dark Demon would sing,
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And he doesn't even remember me.
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You don't need Dark Demon.
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- You passed for him once,
- you can pass for him again.
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Not if I have to sing
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and play guitar.
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I don't know how to play guitar.
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I'll teach you. You just need to
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know the basics.
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How to hold it, strum a little,
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do some windmills,
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play behind your head,
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shred an ear-bleeding solo,
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and drop to your knees
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as a thousand screaming girls
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worship at the feet
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of their new rock god!
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[girls chanting]
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Derby! Derby! Derby! Derby!
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Mom, I'll call you back.
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- Can we go back to "hold it"?
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- Sure.
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A guitar has a head,
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a neck and a body...
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Like a woman...
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So treat it like you would
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a beautiful woman.
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I can do that.
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Hi. Would you like
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to accompany me
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to a lecture on the use
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of microbial bacteria
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in sewage treatment?
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We can grab
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a bite to eat after.
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This is more what I had in mind.
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Hey, baby.
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What do you say you and I
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make sweet,
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sweet music together?
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Ow! My wip is stuck!
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Wip! That's it!
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I can wip sync!
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I mean lip sync!
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Thanks, Derby.
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Gwad to help.
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Now, wheh wew we?
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[notes playing]
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OK, this class
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should be easy.
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Typing.
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Not my type.
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Not my type...
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not anyone's type.
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- What are you doing?
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- I'm typing people.
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That's not what you do here.
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You sit at a keyboard
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and pretend to type
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when you're really
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downloading saucy videos.
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Are those jalapenos?
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Oh... hot.
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OK, class, today, we're
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going to be talking about...
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Ivy, what are you doing
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in my class?
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I signed up
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for advanced physiques.
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This is one class
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I'm going to ace.
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Why on earth
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are you teaching it?
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This is advanced physics.
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- People are here
- to learn science,
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Not to watch you pose.
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Well, what am I going to do?
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I need to find an easy class.
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These all sound hard.
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- I don't even know
- what some of them mean.
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Like "Essel."
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That's E.S.L.
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Right. E.S.L. Essel.
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I know how to read.
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It stands for "English
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as a second language."
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- They teach you
- how to speak English.
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Rupinder takes it.
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The cat is in the tree.
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Well, I'd love to help
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rescue your cat,
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but I can't.
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I have to go sign up
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for Essel class!
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All right, looks like I'm up.
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- Thank you for coming
- to tonight's benefit.
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[cheering and applause]
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Rock 'n' roll!
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Who can tell me what this is?
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The cat is in the tree.
297
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Nope. It may look like a cat,
298
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but it's actually
299
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my pet ferret Bueller.
300
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Ferret Bueller.
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Hard to recognize,
302
00:10:12,709 --> 00:10:14,667
- because there are
- so few of them left.
303
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[Tater] Who cares?
304
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Bring on the Demon!
305
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[cheering and applause]
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OK, OK.
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Without further ado, say hello
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to the master of mayhem,
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the angel of death,
310
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the Grim Reaper himself...
311
00:10:30,125 --> 00:10:31,751
Finally!
312
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[Tater] Not that Grim Reaper,
313
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Mrs. Byrne.
314
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Dark Demon!
315
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[cheering and applause]
316
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Hello, Finnegan!
317
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It's him!
318
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Aah! Oh.
319
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The cat is in the tree?
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Thank you. This song is
321
00:10:57,085 --> 00:10:58,709
dedicated to the ferrets
322
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and my good friend,
323
00:11:00,626 --> 00:11:02,293
the rugged, charming,
324
00:11:02,294 --> 00:11:03,959
easy-on-the-eyes Adam Young.
325
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[heavy metal playing]
326
00:11:05,584 --> 00:11:08,292
[cheering]
327
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♪ You're the love of my life ♪
328
00:11:10,334 --> 00:11:12,334
♪ You're always in my head ♪
329
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♪ Want to be
330
00:11:13,502 --> 00:11:14,626
with you forever ♪
331
00:11:14,667 --> 00:11:16,626
♪ Even after you are dead ♪
332
00:11:16,667 --> 00:11:17,689
♪ I'll never leave
333
00:11:17,690 --> 00:11:18,709
your side ♪
334
00:11:18,751 --> 00:11:19,772
♪ Even when you're
335
00:11:19,773 --> 00:11:20,792
in the ground ♪
336
00:11:20,834 --> 00:11:22,564
♪ When everyone else is gone,
337
00:11:22,565 --> 00:11:24,292
I'll always be around ♪
338
00:11:24,334 --> 00:11:26,043
♪ 'Cause I'm gonna be your
339
00:11:26,044 --> 00:11:27,751
death maggot, death maggot ♪
340
00:11:27,792 --> 00:11:29,626
- ♪ When they go to the lake
- and drag it ♪
341
00:11:29,667 --> 00:11:31,584
♪ Death maggot, death maggot ♪
342
00:11:31,626 --> 00:11:32,959
♪ They take your toe
343
00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:34,292
and tag it ♪
344
00:11:34,334 --> 00:11:36,000
- ♪ Death maggot,
- death maggot ♪
345
00:11:36,042 --> 00:11:39,709
♪ The cat is in the tree ♪
346
00:11:39,751 --> 00:11:41,417
- ♪ Even once you're
- not living ♪
347
00:11:41,459 --> 00:11:42,459
♪ My love'll soar
348
00:11:42,460 --> 00:11:43,460
like a rocket ♪
349
00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:44,647
♪ That's why
350
00:11:44,648 --> 00:11:45,792
I'll always be inching ♪
351
00:11:45,834 --> 00:11:47,042
♪ In and out
352
00:11:47,043 --> 00:11:48,250
of your eye socket ♪
353
00:11:48,292 --> 00:11:50,083
- ♪ When you're dead
- and buried ♪
354
00:11:50,125 --> 00:11:52,500
♪ In a box six feet south... ♪
355
00:11:52,542 --> 00:11:54,334
- [Echo] Uh-oh!
- Ferret Bueller!
356
00:11:54,375 --> 00:11:55,542
Bueller!
357
00:11:55,584 --> 00:11:57,751
Bueller! Bueller!
358
00:11:57,792 --> 00:11:59,334
No! Don't chew those wires!
359
00:11:59,375 --> 00:12:02,751
[electricity crackles]
360
00:12:02,792 --> 00:12:05,417
[music stops]
361
00:12:05,459 --> 00:12:07,209
Dark Demon lip syncs!
362
00:12:07,250 --> 00:12:09,709
[booing and jeering]
363
00:12:11,792 --> 00:12:12,959
He's a fraud!
364
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,375
Get him!
365
00:12:14,417 --> 00:12:16,959
The cat is in the tree!
366
00:12:25,792 --> 00:12:26,876
Hey, Echo. Want to
367
00:12:26,877 --> 00:12:27,959
have lunch together?
368
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:30,250
I can't. I have plans.
369
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,209
Err! Ohh!
370
00:12:34,250 --> 00:12:35,792
Ohh!
371
00:12:35,834 --> 00:12:37,709
- What did I ever see
- in Dark Demon?
372
00:12:37,751 --> 00:12:39,709
What a loser!
373
00:12:39,751 --> 00:12:41,626
I bet you still thought he was
374
00:12:41,627 --> 00:12:43,500
a lot cuter in person.
375
00:12:43,542 --> 00:12:45,042
Hardly.
376
00:12:45,083 --> 00:12:46,397
If anything, he seemed
377
00:12:46,398 --> 00:12:47,709
kind of shrimpy.
378
00:12:49,250 --> 00:12:50,334
Check out this video
379
00:12:50,335 --> 00:12:51,417
on my new tablet.
380
00:12:51,459 --> 00:12:53,835
Dark Demon is on the Internet,
381
00:12:53,836 --> 00:12:56,209
talking about Finnegan High!
382
00:12:56,250 --> 00:12:57,918
Finnegan High?
383
00:12:57,959 --> 00:13:01,125
Never heard of it.
384
00:13:01,167 --> 00:13:02,876
How could he lie like that?
385
00:13:02,918 --> 00:13:04,168
I know, especially
386
00:13:04,169 --> 00:13:05,417
since there's proof
387
00:13:05,459 --> 00:13:06,876
that he was here.
388
00:13:06,918 --> 00:13:09,584
♪ Death maggot, death maggot ♪
389
00:13:09,626 --> 00:13:10,834
[electricity cuts out]
390
00:13:14,167 --> 00:13:15,709
Dark Demon lip syncs!
391
00:13:15,751 --> 00:13:16,917
- He's a fraud!
392
00:13:16,918 --> 00:13:18,083
- Get him!
393
00:13:18,125 --> 00:13:19,834
- [Rupinder]
- The cat is in the tree!
394
00:13:19,876 --> 00:13:21,209
[crowd booing]
395
00:13:21,250 --> 00:13:23,209
You call that a tablet?
396
00:13:23,250 --> 00:13:25,459
Mine's first generation.
397
00:13:32,375 --> 00:13:34,083
Hello.
398
00:13:34,125 --> 00:13:38,000
My name is Principal Tater.
399
00:13:38,042 --> 00:13:40,230
[students] Hello.
400
00:13:40,231 --> 00:13:42,417
My name is Principal Tater.
401
00:13:42,459 --> 00:13:43,876
The cat...
402
00:13:43,918 --> 00:13:46,792
is in... the tree.
403
00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:50,209
Sorry I'm late.
404
00:13:50,250 --> 00:13:52,147
Someone in typing class
405
00:13:52,148 --> 00:13:54,042
turned out to be my type.
406
00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:56,000
Ivy, what are you doing here?
407
00:13:56,042 --> 00:13:58,146
[students]
408
00:13:58,147 --> 00:14:00,250
Ivy, what are you doing here?
409
00:14:00,292 --> 00:14:01,459
The cat...
410
00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:02,751
is in...
411
00:14:02,792 --> 00:14:04,083
the tree.
412
00:14:05,584 --> 00:14:07,292
I'm trying to raise my grades.
413
00:14:07,334 --> 00:14:09,083
So teach me English!
414
00:14:09,125 --> 00:14:11,000
You can't take E.S.L.
415
00:14:11,042 --> 00:14:13,000
- You have to be
- from another country.
416
00:14:13,042 --> 00:14:14,751
- [students]
- You can't take E.S.L.
417
00:14:14,792 --> 00:14:16,584
You have to be
418
00:14:16,585 --> 00:14:18,375
from another country.
419
00:14:18,417 --> 00:14:19,584
The cat...
420
00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:21,209
is in...
421
00:14:21,250 --> 00:14:22,417
the tree.
422
00:14:32,209 --> 00:14:34,083
Aah!
423
00:14:34,125 --> 00:14:36,876
Mark? What are you doing here?
424
00:14:36,918 --> 00:14:37,980
I've come to see
425
00:14:37,981 --> 00:14:39,042
my old college buddy.
426
00:14:39,083 --> 00:14:40,417
So you do remember me.
427
00:14:40,459 --> 00:14:41,667
Of course I remember you.
428
00:14:41,709 --> 00:14:43,584
You were a nine-year-old kid.
429
00:14:43,626 --> 00:14:44,813
You still got more
430
00:14:44,814 --> 00:14:46,000
phone numbers than me.
431
00:14:46,042 --> 00:14:47,709
- But you said...
432
00:14:47,710 --> 00:14:49,375
- I lied.
433
00:14:49,417 --> 00:14:52,626
So what brings you here?
434
00:14:52,667 --> 00:14:53,959
You!
435
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,584
You ruined my reputation.
436
00:14:55,626 --> 00:14:57,417
People hate me now!
437
00:14:57,459 --> 00:14:59,709
I'm sure that's not true.
438
00:15:04,042 --> 00:15:06,000
[crowd shouting]
439
00:15:06,042 --> 00:15:08,292
[cloth ripping]
440
00:15:13,834 --> 00:15:15,959
They don't hate you.
441
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:19,667
They hate dolls!
442
00:15:19,709 --> 00:15:22,042
Watch.
443
00:15:22,083 --> 00:15:24,542
[crowd shouting]
444
00:15:27,417 --> 00:15:30,125
It's covered in kisses!
445
00:15:30,167 --> 00:15:31,814
And someone crocheted it
446
00:15:31,815 --> 00:15:33,459
a little scarf!
447
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:36,918
Bald men are handsome.
448
00:15:40,042 --> 00:15:43,000
Say it!
449
00:15:43,042 --> 00:15:44,375
The cat...
450
00:15:44,417 --> 00:15:45,751
is in...
451
00:15:45,792 --> 00:15:47,334
the tree.
452
00:15:47,375 --> 00:15:49,188
[students]
453
00:15:49,189 --> 00:15:51,000
The cat is in the tree.
454
00:15:51,042 --> 00:15:53,292
I'll take it.
455
00:15:53,334 --> 00:15:55,083
- [Scottish accent]
- Good mornin'!
456
00:15:55,125 --> 00:15:58,042
How's all wit' ya?
457
00:15:58,083 --> 00:16:00,000
[playing off key]
458
00:16:05,375 --> 00:16:06,876
Ivy, what are you doing?
459
00:16:06,918 --> 00:16:08,876
- [students]
- Ivy, what are you doing?
460
00:16:08,918 --> 00:16:11,959
The cat is in the tree.
461
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,500
We're not doing that now!
462
00:16:13,542 --> 00:16:14,727
- [students]
- We're not doing that now!
463
00:16:14,751 --> 00:16:16,751
The cat is in...
464
00:16:16,792 --> 00:16:18,500
Ivy, let's go talk in the hall.
465
00:16:22,042 --> 00:16:23,792
Why are you dressed like that?
466
00:16:23,834 --> 00:16:25,792
This be my true heritage, ay!
467
00:16:25,834 --> 00:16:28,334
I be from Scotland!
468
00:16:28,375 --> 00:16:29,397
Yer obliged to let
469
00:16:29,398 --> 00:16:30,417
me take E.S.L. now,
470
00:16:30,459 --> 00:16:32,626
you hairless numpty!
471
00:16:35,250 --> 00:16:38,292
Ivy!
472
00:16:38,334 --> 00:16:40,125
You're not from Scotland.
473
00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:42,500
- If you were, you'd know you're
- wearing men's clothing.
474
00:16:42,542 --> 00:16:44,334
Have ye gone maddy, laddy?
475
00:16:44,375 --> 00:16:46,667
'Tis a skirt!
476
00:16:46,709 --> 00:16:48,083
Don't ask me to explain it.
477
00:16:48,125 --> 00:16:49,667
They also play music
478
00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:51,042
by squeezing a sheep's stomach
479
00:16:51,083 --> 00:16:52,834
- with their armpit.
- Ew!
480
00:16:52,876 --> 00:16:54,501
Not always a ewe,
481
00:16:54,502 --> 00:16:56,125
sometimes a male sheep.
482
00:16:56,167 --> 00:16:57,876
Besides, it's not enough to be
483
00:16:57,918 --> 00:16:59,126
from a foreign country
484
00:16:59,127 --> 00:17:00,334
to take this class.
485
00:17:00,375 --> 00:17:01,501
English can't be
486
00:17:01,502 --> 00:17:02,626
your first language!
487
00:17:02,667 --> 00:17:04,043
Well, why didn't you say so?
488
00:17:04,044 --> 00:17:05,417
It's not.
489
00:17:05,459 --> 00:17:08,125
It's not? What is?
490
00:17:08,167 --> 00:17:09,563
Baby talk.
491
00:17:09,564 --> 00:17:10,959
I don't use it much now,
492
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,376
but I spoke it
493
00:17:12,377 --> 00:17:13,751
until I was seven.
494
00:17:13,792 --> 00:17:16,189
Now wet me into da cwass,
495
00:17:16,190 --> 00:17:18,584
you bald doody-head!
496
00:17:18,626 --> 00:17:20,292
Hmm. Well, you are fluent.
497
00:17:33,667 --> 00:17:34,897
Something must be wrong
498
00:17:34,898 --> 00:17:36,125
with these glasses.
499
00:17:37,626 --> 00:17:39,125
I can barely read the numbers
500
00:17:39,167 --> 00:17:41,083
on that walking locker.
501
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,250
Look, I feel awful
502
00:17:53,251 --> 00:17:54,500
about what I did,
503
00:17:54,542 --> 00:17:58,459
and it's time to make it right.
504
00:17:58,500 --> 00:17:59,730
[as Dark Demon]
505
00:17:59,731 --> 00:18:00,959
Hey, everyone!
506
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,459
[students muttering]
507
00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:04,334
- There's something
- I want to say.
508
00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:06,125
- There's something
- I want to say, too.
509
00:18:06,167 --> 00:18:07,667
Get him!
510
00:18:07,709 --> 00:18:08,959
Get him!
511
00:18:11,459 --> 00:18:13,584
Yes, I lip-synced last night,
512
00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:15,480
but only because
513
00:18:15,481 --> 00:18:17,334
I had laryngitis.
514
00:18:17,375 --> 00:18:18,397
I didn't want to
515
00:18:18,398 --> 00:18:19,417
let down the ferrets
516
00:18:19,459 --> 00:18:20,771
or disappoint my friend,
517
00:18:20,772 --> 00:18:22,083
the wonderful,
518
00:18:22,125 --> 00:18:23,918
good boyfriend material
519
00:18:23,919 --> 00:18:25,709
Adam Young.
520
00:18:25,751 --> 00:18:27,334
Why should we believe you?
521
00:18:27,375 --> 00:18:28,375
How do we know you
522
00:18:28,376 --> 00:18:29,376
don't always lip sync?
523
00:18:29,417 --> 00:18:31,000
- Yeah! How do we
- know you're not
524
00:18:31,042 --> 00:18:33,209
- lip synching right now?
525
00:18:33,210 --> 00:18:35,375
- Right now?
526
00:18:35,417 --> 00:18:36,647
While I'm answering
527
00:18:36,648 --> 00:18:37,876
your specific question?
528
00:18:37,918 --> 00:18:40,167
You could have anticipated it.
529
00:18:40,209 --> 00:18:41,501
That makes no...
530
00:18:41,502 --> 00:18:42,792
I'll prove it.
531
00:18:47,083 --> 00:18:49,417
OK... get out there and sing.
532
00:18:49,459 --> 00:18:51,083
Just you and a guitar.
533
00:18:51,125 --> 00:18:52,810
- No one will be able to say
- you can't sing.
534
00:18:52,834 --> 00:18:54,667
I can't sing.
535
00:18:54,709 --> 00:18:55,876
What?
536
00:18:55,918 --> 00:18:57,083
I always lip sync.
537
00:18:57,125 --> 00:18:58,334
I just... I do it well.
538
00:18:58,375 --> 00:18:59,876
Unlike some people.
539
00:19:01,209 --> 00:19:02,918
I'll just...
540
00:19:02,959 --> 00:19:05,542
be another minute.
541
00:19:05,584 --> 00:19:07,292
- What do you mean,
- you can't sing?
542
00:19:07,334 --> 00:19:09,709
I can't sing in front of people.
543
00:19:09,751 --> 00:19:11,292
I'm very shy.
544
00:19:11,334 --> 00:19:12,810
- Why do you think
- I wear all this makeup?
545
00:19:12,834 --> 00:19:15,500
Well, you were kind of ugly.
546
00:19:15,542 --> 00:19:16,959
You're not helping
547
00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:18,375
my confidence.
548
00:19:18,417 --> 00:19:21,417
OK, maybe this will.
549
00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:28,668
[Adam whispering]
550
00:19:28,669 --> 00:19:29,959
Come on, you can do this!
551
00:19:37,626 --> 00:19:39,792
♪ Even once you're not living ♪
552
00:19:39,834 --> 00:19:41,022
♪ My love'll soar
553
00:19:41,023 --> 00:19:42,209
like a rocket ♪
554
00:19:42,250 --> 00:19:43,439
♪ That's why
555
00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:44,626
I'll always be inching ♪
556
00:19:44,667 --> 00:19:46,001
♪ In and out
557
00:19:46,002 --> 00:19:47,334
of your eye socket ♪
558
00:19:47,375 --> 00:19:49,250
♪ When you're dead and buried ♪
559
00:19:49,292 --> 00:19:52,000
♪ In a box six feet south ♪
560
00:19:52,042 --> 00:19:53,063
♪ I'll be the little
561
00:19:53,064 --> 00:19:54,083
fly larva ♪
562
00:19:54,125 --> 00:19:56,293
♪ Crawling
563
00:19:56,294 --> 00:19:58,459
in and out of your mouth ♪
564
00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:00,210
♪ 'Cause I'm gonna be your
565
00:20:00,211 --> 00:20:01,918
death maggot, death maggot ♪
566
00:20:01,959 --> 00:20:03,167
♪ When they go to the lake
567
00:20:03,168 --> 00:20:04,375
and drag it ♪
568
00:20:04,417 --> 00:20:06,709
♪ Death maggot, death maggot ♪
569
00:20:06,751 --> 00:20:08,335
♪ After they take
570
00:20:08,336 --> 00:20:09,918
your toe and tag it ♪
571
00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:19,417
That was beautiful!
572
00:20:19,459 --> 00:20:22,375
I did it! I wasn't afraid.
573
00:20:22,417 --> 00:20:23,730
- Thanks, Adam.
574
00:20:23,731 --> 00:20:25,042
- You're welcome,
575
00:20:25,083 --> 00:20:26,209
and I'm sorry
576
00:20:26,210 --> 00:20:27,334
I pretended to be you.
577
00:20:27,375 --> 00:20:29,250
- That's OK. You can
- make it up to me.
578
00:20:29,292 --> 00:20:30,709
How? Just name it.
579
00:20:30,751 --> 00:20:32,375
- Now that I know
- you can pass for me,
580
00:20:32,417 --> 00:20:33,810
- You can make all those
- personal appearances
581
00:20:33,834 --> 00:20:35,459
I don't feel like making.
582
00:20:37,542 --> 00:20:39,167
In order to draw attention
583
00:20:39,209 --> 00:20:41,042
- to the plight
- of the black-footed ferret,
584
00:20:41,083 --> 00:20:43,022
I pledge to live
585
00:20:43,023 --> 00:20:44,959
among them for a month!
586
00:20:46,209 --> 00:20:48,000
Uh-oh.
587
00:20:48,042 --> 00:20:50,167
[screaming]
588
00:20:50,209 --> 00:20:51,709
In case you were wondering,
589
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:52,917
that was definitely
590
00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:54,083
my scared "Aah!"
591
00:20:54,125 --> 00:20:57,209
OK, there's one in my pants!
592
00:21:05,209 --> 00:21:09,375
The clouds are in the sky.
593
00:21:09,417 --> 00:21:11,168
[students]
594
00:21:11,169 --> 00:21:12,918
The clouds are in the sky.
595
00:21:16,125 --> 00:21:18,042
Has anybody seen Rupinder?
596
00:21:18,083 --> 00:21:20,230
[students]
597
00:21:20,231 --> 00:21:22,375
Has anybody seen Rupinder?
598
00:21:22,417 --> 00:21:24,209
I do not know
599
00:21:24,210 --> 00:21:26,000
why no one will listen to me!
600
00:21:26,042 --> 00:21:27,813
How many times
601
00:21:27,814 --> 00:21:29,584
do I have to tell them?
602
00:21:29,626 --> 00:21:33,834
The cat is in the tree!
603
00:21:35,626 --> 00:21:36,626
[meow]
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