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- This protein is found - in bacteria

In the Rhodospirillaceae family.

What a drag.

- That's right, Echo, - it is a "drag."

D-R-A-G,

a dinitrogenase reductase

activating glycohydrolase.

You really know your bacteria.

- [yelps] Ahh!

- I wish, but "Ahh,"

or aryl hydrocarbon hydroxylase

won't be covered

- until tomorrow's - exciting lesson on enzymes!

- Loser.

- Did you just call me a loser?

No. I was just wondering

when we're going to study

light oscillation by stimulated

emission of radiation.

[muttering] Loser.

[video game lasers

[beep and blast]

Derby... are you playing Blast

Raider in my classroom?

No.

Really? Because

that sounds like blasting.

- [computer characters - scream in panic]

And there's the raiding.

I see your confusion.

I'm actually playing Pixel City,

a virtual role-playing game.

You can build a digital world

and populate it

with digital people.

OK, but that doesn't explain

the Blast Raider sounds.

My virtual alter ego,

Antoine Bolognese,

happens to be playing

virtual Blast Raider,

on a virtual computer,

in my virtual world.

Virtually.

Well, Antoine's

real alter-ego, Derby,

is in real science class,

and he can't play in here.

Really!

Game over.

You're right.

No one can play in here.

Too many distractions.

Derby, everyone here

is trying to learn.

So you're saying

you can do whatever you want?

Like go to the zoo?

Sure.

Or the beach?

Of course.

Or science class?

[all laughing]

[still laughing]

[still laughing]

- Guys!

- [laughter dies down]

You've been laughing

for, like, two minutes.

- I couldn't even - get your attention

By tearing the pages

off this calendar.

♪ Goodbye, summer

hello, fall ♪

- ♪ We've been trying - to get here ♪

♪ Since we both

were barely two feet tall ♪

♪ Who you callin' kid?

Who you callin' kid? ♪

♪ Who you callin' kid? ♪

♪ Can call me what you want ♪

♪ But I won't hear a word

where I am here ♪

♪ Who you callin' kid? ♪

[bell ringing]

- -Echo? - -Present.

-Slab?

-Present.

- [banging table] - I said, present!

Ooh!

What a lovely tea service.

Derby?

[parrot squawks] Present.

OK, where's Derby?

[parrot squawks] I'm Derby.

No, you're not.

Prove it.

You told Derby he couldn't play

Pixel City in class,

- so I guess - he didn't come to class.

But he'll miss an exciting

lesson on enzymatic reactions

and the way substrates

are converted into molecules.

[parrot snoring]

Oh, Derby, there you are.

You can't just skip my class.

Derby?

Derby...

- I don't get it. Why would Derby - prefer an imaginary world

To real life?

Ew! Don't sit there.

You'll get loser all over you.

- Derby didn't even hit - on my sister.

It's not like him to pass up

a shot at rejection.

- I think he's - addicted to this game.

I know. He doesn't even seem

interested in pranking anymore.

Check it out.

The new shipment of maracas

for the music department

has arrived.

[rattling]

Huh.

This box is exactly

the same size and shape...

as this box of

live rattlesnakes.

[boxes rattling]

It would not be good

- if those accidentally - got switched.

[maracas rattling]

See? Right there.

- When Tater stopped - to talk about those boxes,

- Derby could've...

- Switched them.

No. Put an ice cube

down his pants.

I mean, there's a bowl of

ice cubes right here.

- Since we can't - get through to Derby,

- I'll have to talk to - his alter ego,

Antoine Bolognese.

- Seems like the only way - to reach Derby

- And convince him - to stop playing this game.

- OK, if you're - going to play Pixel City,

You're going to need to create

a digital version of you.

Let's start with body type.

[typing]

This one looks right.

Oh, it looks right.

It looks very right.

It just doesn't look like you.

Try this.

[typing]

That's a bowl

of tapioca pudding.

OK, let's just compromise.

[typing]

OK, OK.

[typing]

Wow, this place

is exactly like Finnegan High.

Please, ladies. Two at a time.

Wow, this place is nothing

like Finnegan High.

What do you think you're doing?

Well, I-I just want to talk to...

We all just want to talk to.

Antoine Bolognese is busy.

Wait your turn.

You don't understand, I just...

Back. Off.

I will hurt you.

Hurt me? I'm a digital program.

Take your best shot.

That was a good shot.

Hey! No fighting over me!

Unless you're both girls,

and it's with pillows.

Derby, it's me.

Derby? I'm Antoine Bolognese.

- I'm afraid - I don't know any Derby.

Though I'd like to.

He sounds like

an exceedingly cool guy.

Derby, I know you're in there.

- You need to stop playing this - game and leave Pixel City.

Hands off!

Where's my henchman?

I'm here!

- Did you need - your mustache combed?

Later. Right now I need you

to get rid of him.

Uh-oh!

[panting in fear]

Where did he go?

Don't mind me.

Just continue with your lesson.

Who has heard of

the War of 1812?

Who has heard

of the War of 1812?

Who has heard of

the War of 1812?

Don't mind her.

Her program has a glitch.

Actually, that's

amazingly accurate.

Don't get distracted.

She's not real.

- She's just a beautiful, - intelligent,

Virtually identical

copy of Echo.

- On the other hand, - she's a beautiful, intelligent,

- Virtually identical - copy of Echo.

- Have we met?

- Of course. It's me. Adam.

I'm your science teacher?

You think this school has

a science class?

[everyone laughing]

- No! Stop it. - We're not doing that.

I don't have my calendar.

I wonder why there's no

version of me in this world.

You talk to yourself a lot, huh?

Uh, I don't suppose

you know Der...

Antoine Bolognese?

Of course I know Antoine.

I wish I knew him better,

but he's way out of my league.

He's so cute, I just want

to take him in my arms and...

- [Echo's voice from outside] - Adam! Adam!

What's happening in there?

Virtual you might have

lost her virtual mind.

I really need to

explain something to Antoine.

Well, this time of day,

he's usually in detention.

In a world created by Derby,

- I'm surprised there even - is a detention.

[dance music playing]

Why can't every period

be detention?

[music pauses]

Oh, wait. It can!

[music resumes, everyone cheers]

Name?

Uh...

"Uh" with a "U"?

- Not on the list.

- There's a list?

- You think we let - just anyone in here?

This place

is for ne'er-do-wells only.

What if we're

sometimes-do-wells?

No.

You're not allowed to do well.

Ne'er.

You have to do something bad

- if you want to get - into detention.

- Sorry, Slab, - you're not on the list.

- What if I steal - this guy's lunch?

That'll work.

I already ate my lunch.

- I don't have to eat - this fruit ball, do I?

OK, if we want to get

into detention,

we have to do something naughty.

Adam?

Thinking about it.

And... done.

OK, I've got an idea.

[squealing] Eek! A mouse!

It's just a computer mouse.

I know. That's the scary kind!

Just relax.

I've got this under control.

Ever heard of drag and drop?

Watch this.

[beep]

Hey!

Drag...

and... drop.

[yelps and thuds]

Select.

Right-click.

And...

Paste!

[shrieks]

Who's responsible for this?

We are.

Top notch work, guys.

Really Bolognese-esque,

detention-worthy stuff.

I'm putting you on the list.

[clicks pen]

"Uh."

[music playing, kids cheering]

So, Ivy, do you want to go

to a movie with me tonight?

They're showing The Matrix.

No thanks. I'm not a big fan

of documentaries.

Why don't we just

stay here and dance?

Excuse me.

Pardon me.

Ne'er-do-wells coming through.

There's Antoine, come on.

Wait, I love this song.

Can we dance a little first?

'kay.

[music stops, error beeps]

Eek! A mouse! A mouse!

Is a girl dancing with a guy

who is not Antoine Bolognese?

- You!

- Derby, just listen to me.

No, you listen to me.

I told you to stay away.

You've left me no choice.

[clicking mouse]

Right-click, and...

[cracking knuckles]

Delete them!

It never occurred to you

- that he might - have a mouse, too?

I guess not.

- Dang!

- You called?

[everyone yelps in fright]

Dang? You're not

a digital version of you.

How are you even here?

You say "Dang," I show up,

you say "Ah!"

That is the way it works.

Can you help us with him?

Wow.

Would not like to sit

next to him on an airplane.

Show him your moves.

Y'ah!

[yelping war cries]

Uh-oh.

[pummeling and crashing]

[Slab] Stupid tiny doorways!

I guess his bark is worse

than his megabyte.

[all groaning]

Hey, like you weren't all

thinking the same thing.

You saved us!

- I wonder why there's - no digital Dang.

- [buzzing]

- You called?

[everyone yelps in fear]

That is the way it works.

He's just like me!

Only evil.

Finish him.

I have never faced

such a worthy, and...

good-looking opponent.

It will be a shame to disfigure

such a handsome face.

Thank you.

But flattery will get

you nowhere,

digital demon!

Maybe so,

but unlike you, flesh demon,

I have more than one life left!

Whoa.

Dang!

You called?

[yelping in fright]

Dang, no!

I need you in Pixel City.

[groaning in exasperation]

I'm tired of this.

Maybe you need a new

frustrated exclamation,

like "Shucks!"

or "Fiddlesticks."

Seize them.

Fiddlesticks!

What's he going to do to us?

I don't know,

but I'm sure it'll be

horrifically evil.

[parrot squawks]

[groans in frustration]

Now I won't get three stars!

Oh, well, I'll still destroy

you.

You made a virtual version

of the parrot?

- Why did you make - everyone except me?

I thought we were friends.

You're my best friend.

I created you first.

It's just, you wouldn't stop

talking about science,

so I minimized you.

So, enzymes are proteins

that catalyze

chemical reactions.

Eek!

- Anyway, this one - should get rid of you

Once and for all.

[parrot squawking]

Wait!

I love you.

Of course you do.

Every girl does.

Not you.

Him.

Really?

Because I...

What? That was a direct hit!

Why didn't it do more damage?

I'll tell you why.

In order to effectively

topple any structure,

one should target

the structural supports

and allow gravity to convert

the potential energy

- stored in the newly destabilized - sections to kinetic energy.

What are you doing?

- You're telling him - how to destroy us.

No...

I was teaching him

how to destroy us.

[snoring]

[gasping in delight]

He's asleep! He's asleep!

Go delete Derby's character!

He's asleep! He's asleep!

OK, so's my leg.

Tingles, tingles...

Ooh!

Needles!

[Derby snoring]

I don't know what to do

with this stupid thing!

Oh, if you're having

computer problems,

I can help.

I'm a whiz on these things.

What do you need?

The square root of V-I-I-I?

The number of

handbreadths in a cubit?

Ugh, it's running so slow!

I swear these contraptions

are designed to break down

after 4,000 years!

[snoring]

Um, did you really mean

what you said before?

You mean, "He's asleep!

He's asleep!"

Yeah. He's asleep.

[snoring]

No, I don't want to

update my software!

I got a new update, too.

But I haven't installed it yet.

I meant the other thing,

"I... love..."

Soft pretzels?

I do!

- But I didn't think - I said it out loud.

I'm kidding.

I do love you.

I love you, too.

[groans in frustration]

Why won't this computer crash?

Mine will crash if I eat

a soft pretzel near it.

I love soft pretzels.

- Oh, I know - how to crash a computer.

- [power whines down, - electricity sizzles]

[screaming] No!

[scream resounding]

Did you hear that?

What? You love me?

So, enzymes are proteins

- that catalyze - chemical reactions.

OK, who threw this?

Don't look at me.

- These are delicious. - Thanks, Derby!

You're welcome.

As I was saying,

I don't know anything

about any pretzels.

Derby, I know you're upset

about Antoine being deleted,

but isn't it nice being back

in the real world?

I know Mr. Tater must be glad

you're not going to miss

any more classes.

That's true, Mr. Young.

- Proper attendance - is one of the most...

[squeals]

[shrieking] Ice in my pants!

Ice in my pants!

[screaming]

- Hey, those are - some nice moves.

- Have you ever tried - salsa dancing?

I have. In fact, I play the

maracas in a mariachi band.

Really? I had no idea.

Yeah. I actually have maracas

in the hall.

A whole box!

- [snakes hissing]

- [Tater yelps] Rattlesnakes!

Ow! Ah!

[hissing and rattling]

Ooh! Ow! Ah!

It's good to have you back, man.

[shaking maracas]