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I love mornings at school.
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They're just so peaceful.
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[ding]
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Aah!
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This is 7-grain bread.
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I wanted 9-grain.
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Plus, why do you
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always throw food?
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He'll have the oatmeal.
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And nothing for me.
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[video game voice]
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Must destroy Tater!
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[gasps]
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I love that video game!
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"Must Destroy Tater."
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I find the Tater character
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a little cartoony, but still,
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I enjoy destroying him.
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[high-pitched scream]
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[laserfire, explosions]
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And I love the sound he makes
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when you destroy him.
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[same high-pitched scream
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[repeats three times]
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[cackles]
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♪ Good-bye, summer,
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hello, fall ♪
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- ♪ We've been trying
- to get here ♪
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♪ Since we both
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were barely two feet tall ♪
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♪ Who you calling kid?
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Who you calling kid? ♪
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♪ Who you calling kid? ♪
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- ♪ You can call me
- what you want ♪
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♪ But I won't hear a word
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where I am here ♪
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♪ Who you calling kid? ♪
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What happened?
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I thought you were disassembled
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- and thrown in the trash.
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- I recycled myself.
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- It is important to take
- care of this planet
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So that it will be a
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clean, livable place...
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for us robots...
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once we take over
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and destroy all humans.
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Destroy all humans?
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I'm human!
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Stinks to be you!
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- The age of the humans
- is over,
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And the age of
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the robots has begun.
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[mouths "over"]
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[beeping]
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[hydraulics whir]
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Hello. My name is
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Principal Tater.
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I am principal of
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"insert school name here."
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I've been transferred to
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"insert school name here"?
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I guess Principal "insert
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principal's name here"
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finally retired.
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OK, everyone, time to hand in
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your research papers.
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Here's mine.
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- I did it on the dangers
- of robotics and how,
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- Slowly, robots are
- replacing humans
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In the work force, and one day
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may replace us entirely.
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- [scoffs]
- Someone's been reading
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Too much science fiction.
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I hope they replace you first!
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[Derby]
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My paper's on the Internet.
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You could have printed it out.
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Printed what out?
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- I mean, my paper's
- on the Internet...
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Somewhere.
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Choose a well-written one.
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I could use a good grade.
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Derby, you have to learn
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to do the work yourself.
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- We can't always
- rely on machines.
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He's right. That's why
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I power everything by nerd.
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[gasps]
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Fresh grape juice.
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[pounding]
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Come in.
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Mr. Tater, can I help you?
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- [robotically] I am here for
- the human called Derby.
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I must escort him
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to the detention center.
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- I'm getting detention?
- For what?
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You are getting detention for
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"insert malicious prank here."
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Darn it! I thought I got away
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- with "insert malicious prank
- here."
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[scoffing]
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"Dangers of Robotics."
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Arthur!
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How's it going, old buddy?
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I knew you'd be back.
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You can't keep
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a good robot down.
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And you, sir...
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are a great robot.
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Derby, you disgust me...
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plus, it won't work.
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I already tried kissing
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his butt, and all I got
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was a burnt lip
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and a mouthful of toast.
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You will stay here
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as I continue to implement
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my plan to rid
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the world of humans.
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"Ha-ha, joke"?
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Do I look like I'm ha-ha-joking?
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[beep]
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[whirring]
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Whoa. Who's the
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handsome-looking fella?
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I was wondering the
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same thing about you.
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Derby. You're out
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of detention already?
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Yes. I feel like a new unit.
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I mean "man."
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- Well, you missed
- an engaging science class.
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We discussed hydrodynamics
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and electrokinetics
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- in colloidal
- and microfluidic systems.
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Sounds fascinating.
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- I am sorry I was not there
- to participate.
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Hey, Slab.
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- You are of below-average
- intelligence
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And above-average girth.
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- Don't do that, Derby.
- You're provoking him.
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- Really? You do not think
- it was too subtle
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For his limited intellect?
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[Slab] That's it!
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Nobody says things to me
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that I can't understand due
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to my limited intellect!
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You're going in
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the garbage can!
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[grunting]
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Huh. Guess having
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nerds do everything
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for me has made me weak.
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What's your excuse?
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Do not worry. I know where
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we can get a stepladder that
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- should help you to put
- me in that garbage can.
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- Follow me to the place
- where you will be imprisoned.
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- I mean, where I keep
- the stepladder.
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- [monotone]
- Ha-ha, joke.
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[laughs loudly]
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Good one, Derby.
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- I don't say it enough,
- but I always appreciate
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Your dry wit.
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[whir]
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[door closes]
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Hey!
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No one torments Slab,
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except his inner voice,
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which is overly critical
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and just won't
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leave him alone!
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Arthur has returned and is
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systematically replacing
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everyone with robots.
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They're identical to us
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in every way...
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except, of course,
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their butts are toasters.
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[gasps] Wait!
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Maybe I'm a robot!
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Check!
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[screams]
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I'm a robot?
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No.
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Then explain this.
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Can't.
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Don't want to.
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Excuse me. I would like
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to purchase this human food
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for consumption.
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Did you see that?
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I've never seen Slab buy lunch.
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He always steals it from nerds.
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That would be strange...
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if I cared.
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There's something about Slab
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that seems different, odd.
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Oh, never mind.
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That's him.
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Hello, Ivy, sister
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to the handsome genius
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known as Adam Young.
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Don't you "Hello, Ivy, sister
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to the handsome genius
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known as Adam Young" me!
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We kissed, and you never called.
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Please accept my sincere apology
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for being both physically
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and emotionally unavailable.
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Shall we go
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somewhere private and
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"insert innocent-sounding
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double entendre here"?
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[giggles]
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Oh, you're so bad!
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Arthur?
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Ivy, stay away from him.
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He's dangerous.
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If you don't believe me,
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read this paper I wrote.
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[scoffs] You know I don't read.
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I love that about you.
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[grunts, pants]
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Derby?
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I didn't think you were serious
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when you said you were
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going to help the robots.
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I wasn't.
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I didn't build this for them.
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I built it for me.
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Hey, baby.
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Your eyes are like two spheres
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of polymethyl methacrylate,
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implanted with miniature
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infrared cameras.
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And now for the kiss.
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[crackling and zapping]
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She's perfect!
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Just like the real thing.
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- Here is a place where
- we can go to be alone,
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- Where I won't imprison you
- with other humans
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- And replace you with a robot
- version of yourself.
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- OK.
- [giggles]
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Hey! Who are you?
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You better not be here
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to steal my man.
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- Your man? He would
- never be interested
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In someone as "insert
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catty remark here"
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as you.
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Oh, it's like that?
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Hold my earrings!
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Hold my battery pack.
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[beep, whir]
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Two ladies fighting over me.
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If I had emotions,
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I would find that hot.
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There you are! I've been looking
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for you, for, like, ever!
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And the whole time,
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I've been right here
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in front of you.
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What are you doing? We have
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a big problem. Arthur is back!
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- Do you mean "Arthur," as in
- "automated robotic teenager
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- Hippopotamus
- umbrella rainbow"?
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- Or do you mean Arthur,
- as in that kid with red hair
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And freckles who always
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wears overalls?
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O-OK, I admit
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that's confusing,
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but I meant the first one.
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I think he's replacing everyone
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- with robot versions
- of themselves.
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Now that you mention it,
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Derby was acting weird.
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He didn't fall asleep
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when I was talking about
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- hydrodynamics
- and electrokinetics
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In colloidal
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and microfluidic systems.
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[snoring]
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Echo, wake up!
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If you're right, then any one
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of us could be a robot.
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- Even you could have
- a toaster butt!
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Nope. Definitely still you.
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You can check me.
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That is definitely not metal.
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I don't even think it's solid!
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It's like if a jellyfish
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married a gummy worm
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and they had a liquid child.
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[door closes]
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- [Arthur] There you are,
- the handsome genius
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Known as Adam Young.
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Arthur!
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So you are replacing us
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with robots
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that look like us. Why?
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- When you left me to rot
- in a garbage dump, I had
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- Plenty of time to think,
- and I realized
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Two things: humans are
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useless beings who
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- should be eliminated,
- and seagull poop
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Is hard to get out of titanium.
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But I'm your creator.
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You're programmed to protect me.
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When I reassembled myself,
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I installed new programming,
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- also an app that
- rates restaurants
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In my neighborhood.
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Now come with me!
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Forget it.
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Then you force me to do this.
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Play double-clap .wav file.
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[two claps]
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[monotone] Ha ha. Evil laugh.
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- I will now go make
- robots of the two of you
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And they will be
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perfect replicas,
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although I will probably make
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your arm less jellyfish-like.
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I don't know how
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to feel about this.
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[stunned] What?
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- Well, on the one hand,
- we're about to be torn apart
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By a mob of angry robots,
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but on the other hand,
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I'm so getting an "A"
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on this paper.
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00:13:17,250 --> 00:13:18,355
OK, this is bad.
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00:13:18,356 --> 00:13:19,459
What are we going to do?
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00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:21,105
I don't know. I'm so nervous,
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00:13:21,106 --> 00:13:22,709
I can't even remember
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what we say to call Dang.
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[Dang]
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You called?
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[robot collective]
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"Insert startled yelp here."
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You two, go!
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I will stay here
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and fight these steel demons.
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[toasters dinging]
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00:14:07,292 --> 00:14:09,876
Is that all you got?
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00:14:09,918 --> 00:14:11,083
[dinging]
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Toaster pastry?!
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Your evil knows no bounds!
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00:14:23,626 --> 00:14:26,167
[toasters dinging]
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00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:29,792
There are robots
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all over the school!
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00:14:31,125 --> 00:14:32,272
I picked a terrible time
355
00:14:32,273 --> 00:14:33,417
to cut out carbs.
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00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:37,584
Arthur's out of control.
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00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:38,855
Who knew robots
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could be so dangerous?
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00:14:40,125 --> 00:14:43,042
Gee, I don't know!
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00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:45,083
Perhaps someone who wrote
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a well-researched and impeccably
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00:14:47,023 --> 00:14:48,918
footnoted paper on the subject.
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[sighs]
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00:14:50,959 --> 00:14:52,251
And what does Arthur
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00:14:52,252 --> 00:14:53,542
have against humans?
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00:14:53,584 --> 00:14:54,917
He was created by a human,
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00:14:54,918 --> 00:14:56,250
he looks like a human.
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00:14:56,292 --> 00:14:57,439
That's because he's based
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on a real person...
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00:14:58,626 --> 00:15:00,125
This magazine model.
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00:15:02,125 --> 00:15:05,083
You read "Fab Abs" magazine?
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00:15:05,125 --> 00:15:06,209
You know, just
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00:15:06,210 --> 00:15:07,292
reading the magazine
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00:15:07,334 --> 00:15:09,250
doesn't give you fab abs.
375
00:15:12,751 --> 00:15:14,230
If we can get this guy
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00:15:14,231 --> 00:15:15,709
to come to the school,
377
00:15:15,751 --> 00:15:17,147
maybe Arthur will recognize
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00:15:17,148 --> 00:15:18,542
the humanity in himself
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- and realize humans
- aren't that bad.
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00:15:20,375 --> 00:15:21,959
- It's worth a shot
- because we can't
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00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,959
Fend these robots off forever.
382
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,226
- Speaking of which,
- I hope things are
383
00:15:25,250 --> 00:15:26,459
Going OK with Dang.
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00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:28,584
[robotically] You called?
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00:15:31,792 --> 00:15:33,709
[both scream]
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00:15:36,334 --> 00:15:38,250
[toasters dinging]
387
00:15:40,209 --> 00:15:42,084
[German accent] My agency got
388
00:15:42,085 --> 00:15:43,959
a call about a modeling job?
389
00:15:45,626 --> 00:15:48,000
Yes, you'll be modeling my line.
390
00:15:48,042 --> 00:15:50,000
My name is Lance von Pance.
391
00:15:50,042 --> 00:15:52,751
I am Bronzon.
392
00:15:52,792 --> 00:15:54,417
"Bronson"?
393
00:15:54,459 --> 00:15:56,334
"Bronzon."
394
00:15:56,375 --> 00:15:58,000
Can we do this?
395
00:15:58,042 --> 00:15:59,602
- I have an appointment
- to stare at myself
396
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:01,500
In the mirror from 3:00 to 4:00.
397
00:16:01,542 --> 00:16:05,626
If I am late, I get very upset.
398
00:16:05,667 --> 00:16:07,167
Work it!
399
00:16:09,667 --> 00:16:10,772
OK, work it
400
00:16:10,773 --> 00:16:11,876
in the other direction.
401
00:16:14,792 --> 00:16:16,667
- [Arthur]
- There you are, humans!
402
00:16:18,375 --> 00:16:21,417
Is it 3:00 already?
403
00:16:21,459 --> 00:16:23,250
- [Adam] Arthur,
- we wanted you to meet
404
00:16:23,292 --> 00:16:24,668
Bronzon so you could see
405
00:16:24,669 --> 00:16:26,042
that humans aren't so bad.
406
00:16:26,083 --> 00:16:28,042
These are pretzel rods.
407
00:16:28,083 --> 00:16:30,042
I asked for pretzel sticks!
408
00:16:30,083 --> 00:16:31,500
I can't eat this. I won't!
409
00:16:38,292 --> 00:16:39,876
[robot] Hello, everyone.
410
00:16:39,918 --> 00:16:41,751
I am the handsome genius
411
00:16:41,752 --> 00:16:43,584
known as Adam Young.
412
00:16:43,626 --> 00:16:46,542
OK, I'm getting tired of that.
413
00:16:50,083 --> 00:16:52,042
Hello, everyone.
414
00:16:52,083 --> 00:16:53,667
I am Adam Young.
415
00:16:53,709 --> 00:16:55,500
I'm, like, a 6.
416
00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,918
That's better.
417
00:17:01,584 --> 00:17:03,167
My name is Echo,
418
00:17:03,209 --> 00:17:04,834
- and I have written a paper
- on how
419
00:17:04,876 --> 00:17:06,459
- Wonderful and
- harmless robots are.
420
00:17:07,959 --> 00:17:09,584
Please be engrossed by its
421
00:17:09,626 --> 00:17:11,397
irrefutable argument
422
00:17:11,398 --> 00:17:13,167
while I destroy you.
423
00:17:13,209 --> 00:17:14,810
- I must now proceed to
- replace all other humans
424
00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:16,417
On Earth with robots.
425
00:17:16,459 --> 00:17:18,959
You're next, pretty boy.
426
00:17:22,167 --> 00:17:25,125
Hmm. Hmm.
427
00:17:25,167 --> 00:17:26,397
Somebody already made
428
00:17:26,398 --> 00:17:27,626
a robot version of you.
429
00:17:29,417 --> 00:17:31,375
That's right!
430
00:17:31,417 --> 00:17:33,334
I did,
431
00:17:33,375 --> 00:17:35,480
as part of my master plan
432
00:17:35,481 --> 00:17:37,584
to have robots replace humans.
433
00:17:37,626 --> 00:17:38,813
Wait a minute.
434
00:17:38,814 --> 00:17:40,000
I'm really confused.
435
00:17:40,042 --> 00:17:41,876
Whose butt should I be kissing?
436
00:17:43,959 --> 00:17:45,834
- So, you see, Arthur,
- you should be
437
00:17:45,876 --> 00:17:47,751
- Out there modeling
- instead of Bronzon.
438
00:17:47,792 --> 00:17:49,626
Brilliant plan...
439
00:17:49,667 --> 00:17:50,730
the average-looking genius
440
00:17:50,731 --> 00:17:51,792
known as Adam Young.
441
00:17:53,459 --> 00:17:54,792
No way! I work hard
442
00:17:54,793 --> 00:17:56,125
to build my career,
443
00:17:56,167 --> 00:17:57,935
- putting up with
- incorrect pretzels and such.
444
00:17:57,959 --> 00:17:59,626
I will not hand it over
445
00:17:59,627 --> 00:18:01,292
to... oh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
446
00:18:03,959 --> 00:18:07,500
Ooh, you can make waffles now?
447
00:18:07,542 --> 00:18:09,126
Hook me up!
448
00:18:09,127 --> 00:18:10,709
Blueberry, if you got it.
449
00:18:12,542 --> 00:18:14,459
[ding]
450
00:18:16,542 --> 00:18:18,313
Mmm. This is one of the best
451
00:18:18,314 --> 00:18:20,083
butt waffles I've ever eaten.
452
00:18:21,709 --> 00:18:23,918
[Arthur] I am out, losers.
453
00:18:23,959 --> 00:18:25,792
I am needed on the catwalk.
454
00:18:25,834 --> 00:18:28,375
[imitating catwalk music]
455
00:18:31,876 --> 00:18:35,125
Good luck... steel demon.
456
00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:45,459
A "B"?
457
00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:46,500
After all that we've been
458
00:18:46,501 --> 00:18:47,501
through,
459
00:18:47,542 --> 00:18:49,500
- you're telling me
- robots aren't dangerous?
460
00:18:49,542 --> 00:18:51,143
- Without Arthur around
- to instruct them,
461
00:18:51,167 --> 00:18:52,768
- All the robots surrendered
- and we were able
462
00:18:52,792 --> 00:18:54,375
To disassemble them.
463
00:18:54,417 --> 00:18:55,605
Also, I don't like
464
00:18:55,606 --> 00:18:56,792
the font you used.
465
00:18:58,250 --> 00:19:00,209
Anyway, on to today's lesson.
466
00:19:00,250 --> 00:19:01,334
We were talking about
467
00:19:01,335 --> 00:19:02,417
hydrodynamics
468
00:19:02,459 --> 00:19:03,959
and electrokinetics in colloidal
469
00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:05,459
and microfluidic systems.
470
00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:06,689
Fascinating.
471
00:19:06,690 --> 00:19:07,876
I always enjoy your class.
472
00:19:07,918 --> 00:19:09,418
You are a "insert insincere
473
00:19:09,419 --> 00:19:10,918
compliment here" teacher.
474
00:19:12,709 --> 00:19:14,250
Thank you, Derby.
475
00:19:16,626 --> 00:19:19,167
[calypso music playing]
476
00:19:22,417 --> 00:19:25,017
- I can't believe I got fab abs
- just from reading this magazine.
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