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Who can tell me what this is?
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Boring?
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It's a pendulum
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and kind of boring.
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Hardly.
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Its motion is a classic example
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of energy conservation.
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[Derby] Oh, that's good.
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Oh, thank you, Derby. I'm
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glad someone appreciates...
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[moaning] Yeah, right there.
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Ingrid,
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you have magic fingers.
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Derby, this is going
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to be on the test.
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You're not taking any notes.
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I'm not, but my butler is.
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Oh, yeah. That's good.
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A masseuse? A butler?
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Where did you get the money
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to afford all that?
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A real estate transaction.
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I recently sold
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a valuable property.
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What valuable property?
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Finnegan High School.
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You sold the school?
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To whom?
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Developers. They're
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putting in upscale condos
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with adjoining shopping
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and office space.
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Lovely.
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Do the units include access
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to the fitness center?
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[Adam] Derby,
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they can't build that.
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You may not know this,
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but there's a school here.
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Not for long.
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[girl screams]
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Thank you, Higgins. That'll do.
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♪ Good-bye, summer,
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hello, fall ♪
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- ♪ We've been trying
- to get here ♪
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♪ Since we both
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were barely two feet tall ♪
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♪ Who you callin' kid?
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Who you callin' kid? ♪
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♪ Who you callin' kid? ♪
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♪ Can call me what you want ♪
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♪ But I won't hear a word
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where I am here ♪
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♪ Who you callin' kid? ♪
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- Mr. Tater,
- you have to do something
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About Derby and his pranks.
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Look at me!
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I'm covered in dust!
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[sneezes]
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And other things.
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What am I supposed to do?
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- If there's one thing
- I've learned in my years
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- As an educator, it's
- that when you come
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Across a troubled kid,
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you just have to give up
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on them and move on.
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Another school of thought
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is that kids act out
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when they feel powerless.
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[Derby] That's not
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a terrible theory.
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But how can we give
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Derby a sense of power?
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Of course.
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Why didn't I see it?
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It's right in front of my face!
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We can put Derby in charge
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of straightening crooked signs.
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Or... we could convince him
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to run for student council.
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That's a great idea.
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I was on the student
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council when I was
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his age, and look
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how I turned out.
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Well, let's try it anyway.
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Slab, what are you doing?
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- My little cousin Jakey
- is coming to visit
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For his fifth birthday,
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so I'm blowing up balloons.
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Whoa!
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Slab, that's not how
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you blow up balloons.
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- They seem pretty
- blown up to me.
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- Well, at least I know how to
- play pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey.
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[donkey brays]
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- This is how you
- entertain a child?
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Well, I don't know what to do.
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Wait! You're a girl!
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Girls are good with children.
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Boys are just good
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with stuff like sports,
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science, business,
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medicine, and math.
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Girls are also good
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at angry looks.
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- [sighs]
- OK, if you want to learn
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How to entertain a kid,
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you can practice with me.
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Cool. Thanks!
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Ow!
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Oh, there's that
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angry look again.
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Derby, what would you say
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if I told you you could
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have newfound power?
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Ooh! Like Spider-man?
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Except let's have me bitten
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by a radioactive snake
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so I can slither around
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and eat things whole.
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You know how I hate to chew.
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Not super powers.
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I meant school-based
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quasi-governmental powers.
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Hmm?
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You could run
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for student council.
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[gulps]
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Great idea!
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It's the perfect cover.
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As mild-mannered student body
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treasurer Seth Sawyer,
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no one would know
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my true identity...
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Snake-man.
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Derby, I didn't mean...
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I'll need a secret lair,
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the snake pit.
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You don't use your classroom
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for anything, right?
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- Derby, I'm not trying
- to give you a secret identity.
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Uh-oh!
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My snakey-sense is tingling!
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I must now slither
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off into the night.
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[hisses]
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OK, Slab, one of the things
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little kids love to do
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is arts and crafts.
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- Would you like to try
- some beading?
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I'd love to.
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Who are we gonna beat?
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You know what?
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Let's try some macaroni art.
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You can take dry noodles
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and, using glue...
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make a little person.
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See?
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OK, you try.
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Just...
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about...
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done.
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Slab, did you just glue
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macaroni onto a nerd?
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[scoffs]
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No...
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I also used fusilli.
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Well, I tried.
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- Derby showed no interest
- in running for student council.
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Then what are we going to do
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to stop his prank spree?
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I'd call Snake-man,
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but I don't know who he is.
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Derby?
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No, it can't be Derby.
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Snake-man's a hero.
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Derby's an irresponsible
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socialite.
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Derby, you decided to run
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in the school elections?
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- No. Student council
- has no power.
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- I'm running in
- the city elections
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For school superintendent.
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What? But the school
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superintendent is my boss.
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I know I can count
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on your support.
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Don't worry, Mr. Tater.
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No one's going
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to vote for Derby.
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I wouldn't be so sure.
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He's already got some
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high-profile endorsements.
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"Snake-man says vote Derby
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for ssssssschool
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ssssssuperintendent."
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[band playing]
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[Derby] Thank you for coming.
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Vote for Derby.
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Make sure you vote for Derby!
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Mrs. Byrne,
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- will you be voting
- for me in the election?
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Very funny. You know women
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don't have the vote.
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- Look at how many people
- showed up
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For Derby's campaign rally,
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plus I hear he's cozying up
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to the head of the PTA.
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All right, I'll vote for you.
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Just quit cozying up to me.
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[Derby] Have a souvenir
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from my T-shirt cannon!
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[crowd cheering]
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- [Derby] I never saw
- myself as someone
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Who would get involved
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in city politics,
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but I could no longer
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stand idly by,
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given the sorry state
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of our public schools.
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- If you elect me
- school superintendent,
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I will lower teacher pay!
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How could he do that to me?
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And get rid of
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incompetent principals!
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[gasps]
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How could he do that to me?
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So vote for me,
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and I will clean up this school!
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[band playing]
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Ooh, Echo, tell me if you think
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- my cousin will like
- this puppet show.
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Sure. Let's see it.
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Great. Hold my mittens
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and I'll get started.
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[Slab as Red Riding Hood]
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♪ La la la la, la la la-la ♪
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I'm off to Grandma's house.
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[thud]
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Oops. I guess I should
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open the door first.
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- [Slab, as Wolf]
- Come in, Red Riding Hood.
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[as Red Riding Hood] Grandma!
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What big nerdy glasses you have!
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[as Wolf] The better
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to see you with, sweetie.
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- [as Red Riding Hood]
- What big teeth you have,
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- And what a big retainer
- you have straightening them.
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- [as Wolf]
- The better to eat you with!
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- [as Red Riding Hood]
- Don't eat me!
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- I brought you
- this basket of treats...
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- [as himself]
- Ooh! I'll take that.
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- [as Red Riding Hood]
- Don't you dare!
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I brought these for Grandma!
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[as himself] Give it, nerd!
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[whimpers]
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I don't know what to say.
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How about "encore"?
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"Encore"?
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OK!
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- [Slab, as Goldilocks]
- I'm lost in the forest!
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Do I smell porridge?
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- [as himself]
- You have porridge?!
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Well, according to the polls,
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Derby's way ahead.
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Also according to the poles,
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Mrs. Straupersson lost her cat.
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We can't let him
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win that election.
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You never win anything.
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How do you do it?
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I don't know.
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I'm a natural-born loser.
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It's not something
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you can teach.
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We need someone
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to run against him.
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[both gasp]
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- Are you thinking
- what I'm thinking?
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That Snake-man ate
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Mrs. Straupersson's cat?
283
00:10:56,667 --> 00:10:58,834
We should find a candidate
284
00:10:58,876 --> 00:11:00,834
- who has something
- Derby doesn't have.
285
00:11:00,876 --> 00:11:02,584
Experience.
286
00:11:02,626 --> 00:11:05,042
[band plays]
287
00:11:05,083 --> 00:11:07,063
Who has heard of
288
00:11:07,064 --> 00:11:09,042
the War of 1812?
289
00:11:09,083 --> 00:11:11,042
Mrs. Byrne,
290
00:11:11,083 --> 00:11:12,667
you're not teaching.
291
00:11:12,709 --> 00:11:14,834
You're running a campaign.
292
00:11:14,876 --> 00:11:16,334
A military campaign
293
00:11:16,335 --> 00:11:17,792
in the War of 1812?
294
00:11:17,834 --> 00:11:19,313
You're running
295
00:11:19,314 --> 00:11:20,792
for school superintendent.
296
00:11:20,834 --> 00:11:22,313
Tell them how you're gonna make
297
00:11:22,314 --> 00:11:23,792
this school a better place.
298
00:11:23,834 --> 00:11:25,709
A better place?!
299
00:11:25,751 --> 00:11:27,667
- This will never be
- a better place
300
00:11:27,709 --> 00:11:29,209
Unless we get rid of
301
00:11:29,210 --> 00:11:30,709
incompetent principals!
302
00:11:30,751 --> 00:11:32,500
[cheering and applause]
303
00:11:32,542 --> 00:11:33,585
[Rachel]
304
00:11:33,586 --> 00:11:34,626
And while you're at it,
305
00:11:34,667 --> 00:11:37,667
lower teacher pay!
306
00:11:37,709 --> 00:11:39,209
At least she's popular
307
00:11:39,210 --> 00:11:40,709
with the voters.
308
00:11:40,751 --> 00:11:44,334
And now for my T-shirt cannon!
309
00:11:47,042 --> 00:11:48,521
Mrs. Byrne, that's not
310
00:11:48,522 --> 00:11:50,000
a T-shirt cannon.
311
00:11:50,042 --> 00:11:51,481
It's a real cannon
312
00:11:51,482 --> 00:11:52,918
from the War of 1812.
313
00:11:52,959 --> 00:11:55,042
The what?
314
00:11:55,083 --> 00:11:57,792
[crowd screaming]
315
00:12:08,375 --> 00:12:09,751
[Tater] Great.
316
00:12:09,792 --> 00:12:11,375
- Mrs. Byrne dropped
- out of the race
317
00:12:11,417 --> 00:12:13,018
- After being arrested
- for assault with
318
00:12:13,042 --> 00:12:15,209
A very old weapon.
319
00:12:15,250 --> 00:12:16,564
What are we going to do
320
00:12:16,565 --> 00:12:17,876
to stop Derby from winning?
321
00:12:17,918 --> 00:12:20,334
How about a smear campaign?
322
00:12:20,375 --> 00:12:21,564
You mean... we give
323
00:12:21,565 --> 00:12:22,751
people cream cheese
324
00:12:22,792 --> 00:12:23,876
if they agree not
325
00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:24,959
to vote for Derby?
326
00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,959
That's genius!
327
00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,460
I actually meant
328
00:12:28,461 --> 00:12:29,918
we create a scandal.
329
00:12:29,959 --> 00:12:30,959
So we tell them
330
00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:31,960
it's cream cheese,
331
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,959
- but really it's some
- protein-based spread
332
00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,334
Made from people!
333
00:12:36,375 --> 00:12:37,959
No.
334
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,605
This is a non-cream
335
00:12:39,606 --> 00:12:41,209
cheese related plan.
336
00:12:42,792 --> 00:12:44,668
OK. I'm skeptical,
337
00:12:44,669 --> 00:12:46,542
but I'll hear you out.
338
00:12:46,584 --> 00:12:48,000
Derby's done a lot
339
00:12:48,042 --> 00:12:49,834
- of questionable things
- over the years.
340
00:12:49,876 --> 00:12:51,560
- If people knew the real him,
- they'd never vote for him.
341
00:12:51,584 --> 00:12:53,084
[gasps] Are you thinking
342
00:12:53,085 --> 00:12:54,584
what I'm thinking?
343
00:12:54,626 --> 00:12:56,584
Probably not.
344
00:12:56,626 --> 00:12:57,647
Are you thinking
345
00:12:57,648 --> 00:12:58,667
about cream cheese?
346
00:12:58,709 --> 00:13:00,626
- [scoffs]
- No.
347
00:13:11,125 --> 00:13:12,459
Mmm!
348
00:13:14,959 --> 00:13:16,918
Hey!
349
00:13:16,959 --> 00:13:19,542
That bully stole my lunch!
350
00:13:19,584 --> 00:13:22,125
Finished my storybook...
351
00:13:23,834 --> 00:13:26,125
"Bobo the Butterfly."
352
00:13:26,167 --> 00:13:29,584
"For Jakey."
353
00:13:29,626 --> 00:13:31,105
Aw, that's sweet.
354
00:13:31,106 --> 00:13:32,584
He's gonna love it.
355
00:13:35,709 --> 00:13:37,688
Once upon a time, there was
356
00:13:37,689 --> 00:13:39,667
a butterfly named Bobo,
357
00:13:39,709 --> 00:13:42,626
and he was very hungry.
358
00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:47,083
- So he flew around
- the garden looking
359
00:13:47,125 --> 00:13:48,709
For something for lunch,
360
00:13:48,751 --> 00:13:50,251
and came upon a worm
361
00:13:50,252 --> 00:13:51,751
eating a fruitball.
362
00:13:51,792 --> 00:13:53,292
"Mmm.
363
00:13:53,334 --> 00:13:54,627
"That fruitball
364
00:13:54,628 --> 00:13:55,918
looks scrumptious!
365
00:13:55,959 --> 00:13:59,375
Can I have some?"
366
00:13:59,417 --> 00:14:00,709
[British accent]
367
00:14:00,710 --> 00:14:02,000
"Wriggle, wriggle!
368
00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:03,667
"No way!
369
00:14:03,709 --> 00:14:05,334
Butterflies don't eat
370
00:14:05,335 --> 00:14:06,959
fruitballs, silly!"
371
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,167
[chuckles]
372
00:14:08,209 --> 00:14:10,792
So Bobo flew off again,
373
00:14:10,834 --> 00:14:12,313
until he saw a ladybug
374
00:14:12,314 --> 00:14:13,792
eating a leaf.
375
00:14:13,834 --> 00:14:15,792
"Mmm! That leaf looks,
376
00:14:15,834 --> 00:14:18,834
"well, not very tasty,
377
00:14:18,876 --> 00:14:20,834
"but I'm hungry.
378
00:14:20,876 --> 00:14:23,834
Can I have some?"
379
00:14:23,876 --> 00:14:25,063
[high-pitched voice]
380
00:14:25,064 --> 00:14:26,250
"Flutter, flutter!
381
00:14:26,292 --> 00:14:27,751
Forget it!
382
00:14:27,752 --> 00:14:29,209
Butterflies don't eat leaves!"
383
00:14:31,709 --> 00:14:33,188
So Bobo flew off again,
384
00:14:33,189 --> 00:14:34,667
puzzled.
385
00:14:34,709 --> 00:14:36,731
"I can't figure out
386
00:14:36,732 --> 00:14:38,751
what butterflies eat."
387
00:14:42,334 --> 00:14:43,751
- [Southern accent]
- "Buzz, buzz.
388
00:14:43,792 --> 00:14:45,584
- "They eat nectar
- from flowers,
389
00:14:45,626 --> 00:14:48,209
Just like me, mm-hmm."
390
00:14:48,250 --> 00:14:50,626
[as Bobo] "They do?
391
00:14:50,667 --> 00:14:52,584
Thanks, Bee!"
392
00:14:55,292 --> 00:14:57,667
So Bobo beat up the bee
393
00:14:57,709 --> 00:14:59,792
until he gave him his lunch.
394
00:15:04,584 --> 00:15:06,168
Then Bobo drank the nectar,
395
00:15:06,169 --> 00:15:07,751
and realized...
396
00:15:07,792 --> 00:15:10,417
[as Bobo] "Nectar stinks!
397
00:15:10,459 --> 00:15:12,022
I'm gonna take out
398
00:15:12,023 --> 00:15:13,584
my frustrations on...
399
00:15:13,626 --> 00:15:15,542
everyone!"
400
00:15:19,751 --> 00:15:21,667
The End.
401
00:15:24,626 --> 00:15:26,959
Slab, I'm not going to let you
402
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,417
read this to your little cousin!
403
00:15:28,459 --> 00:15:30,417
Ah, you're so stubborn!
404
00:15:30,459 --> 00:15:31,876
It's very violent and
405
00:15:31,877 --> 00:15:33,292
could give him nightmares.
406
00:15:33,334 --> 00:15:35,834
Oh, I wasn't talking to you.
407
00:15:35,876 --> 00:15:38,751
Come on, move! Move!
408
00:15:38,792 --> 00:15:40,334
[donkey brays]
409
00:15:40,375 --> 00:15:42,918
Fine. I'll go around you.
410
00:15:50,209 --> 00:15:51,751
Thank you for coming
411
00:15:51,792 --> 00:15:53,518
- to my last campaign rally
- of the election.
412
00:15:53,542 --> 00:15:55,125
[cheering and applause]
413
00:15:55,167 --> 00:15:56,501
[chanting]
414
00:15:56,502 --> 00:15:57,834
Derby! Derby! Derby!
415
00:15:57,876 --> 00:15:59,480
You all know Derby
416
00:15:59,481 --> 00:16:01,083
the candidate.
417
00:16:01,125 --> 00:16:02,418
Now let's show you
418
00:16:02,419 --> 00:16:03,709
Derby the man.
419
00:16:03,751 --> 00:16:06,751
[orchestral music playing]
420
00:16:06,792 --> 00:16:07,959
[Derby narrating]
421
00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:09,125
Family man.
422
00:16:09,167 --> 00:16:11,459
Businessman.
423
00:16:13,167 --> 00:16:15,083
War hero.
424
00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:19,834
OK, we've got to sneak
425
00:16:19,835 --> 00:16:21,125
over to the equipment
426
00:16:21,167 --> 00:16:22,584
and switch the video.
427
00:16:22,626 --> 00:16:24,375
- How? No one can know
- we're involved.
428
00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:25,626
Don't worry.
429
00:16:25,667 --> 00:16:27,584
I have the perfect disguise.
430
00:16:36,459 --> 00:16:38,000
Nice.
431
00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:42,626
[whistling nonchalantly]
432
00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:45,980
[Derby narrating]
433
00:16:45,981 --> 00:16:47,459
Patriot...
434
00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:50,042
snappy dresser...
435
00:16:51,959 --> 00:16:54,584
lover of animals.
436
00:16:57,709 --> 00:16:59,314
[Adam narrates]
437
00:16:59,315 --> 00:17:00,918
Thief.
438
00:17:00,959 --> 00:17:02,167
[beeping rapidly]
439
00:17:02,209 --> 00:17:04,167
What's going on?
440
00:17:04,209 --> 00:17:05,272
[Adam]
441
00:17:05,273 --> 00:17:06,334
Weirdo.
442
00:17:11,876 --> 00:17:14,417
[crowd booing and jeering]
443
00:17:17,250 --> 00:17:20,000
Well done.
444
00:17:20,042 --> 00:17:22,667
I am as shocked as you are.
445
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:23,896
Look at the shenanigans
446
00:17:23,897 --> 00:17:25,083
that have gone on
447
00:17:25,125 --> 00:17:26,584
at Finnegan High
448
00:17:26,585 --> 00:17:28,042
under Principal Tater's watch.
449
00:17:28,083 --> 00:17:29,438
[Derby]
450
00:17:29,439 --> 00:17:30,792
Well, no more, I say!
451
00:17:30,834 --> 00:17:32,377
He'll be gone once you elect me
452
00:17:32,378 --> 00:17:33,918
school superintendent!
453
00:17:33,959 --> 00:17:35,334
[cheering and applause]
454
00:17:35,375 --> 00:17:37,334
[chanting]
455
00:17:37,335 --> 00:17:39,292
Derby! Derby! Derby!
456
00:17:39,334 --> 00:17:40,522
I hope you're the Tater
457
00:17:40,523 --> 00:17:41,709
he fires.
458
00:17:41,751 --> 00:17:43,709
[chanting continues]
459
00:17:43,751 --> 00:17:45,709
What am I going to do?
460
00:17:45,751 --> 00:17:47,959
You hated my arts and crafts,
461
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,209
my puppets,
462
00:17:49,250 --> 00:17:51,000
my delightful children's book,
463
00:17:51,042 --> 00:17:52,481
and the amazing
464
00:17:52,482 --> 00:17:53,918
Slabdini's magic show.
465
00:17:53,959 --> 00:17:55,876
You tried to actually
466
00:17:55,877 --> 00:17:57,792
saw me in half.
467
00:17:57,834 --> 00:17:59,792
What is wrong with you?
468
00:17:59,834 --> 00:18:01,126
A magician never
469
00:18:01,127 --> 00:18:02,417
reveals his secrets.
470
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,376
[whispering]
471
00:18:05,377 --> 00:18:06,751
Psychotic personality disorder.
472
00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:11,292
Sorry, Slab.
473
00:18:11,334 --> 00:18:12,855
I guess some people just
474
00:18:12,856 --> 00:18:14,375
aren't good with little kids.
475
00:18:14,417 --> 00:18:15,626
Slab!
476
00:18:15,667 --> 00:18:19,209
Cousin Jakey! Happy birthday!
477
00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:22,792
You look just like you did
478
00:18:22,793 --> 00:18:24,250
when you were a baby.
479
00:18:24,292 --> 00:18:27,417
Your poor aunt.
480
00:18:27,459 --> 00:18:29,420
- Have you ever played
- Pin-the-tail-on-the-Echo?
481
00:18:33,542 --> 00:18:34,751
Have they announced
482
00:18:34,752 --> 00:18:35,959
the election results yet?
483
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,626
Not as of yet, sir.
484
00:18:38,667 --> 00:18:41,626
This waiting is so stressful.
485
00:18:43,375 --> 00:18:45,542
I can really feel the tension
486
00:18:45,584 --> 00:18:48,626
in your shoulders.
487
00:18:48,667 --> 00:18:49,959
You guys are being
488
00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:51,250
so nice to me...
489
00:18:51,292 --> 00:18:53,188
on the same day that I could
490
00:18:53,189 --> 00:18:55,083
be elected the boss of you.
491
00:18:56,500 --> 00:18:58,125
What a coincidence!
492
00:18:58,167 --> 00:18:59,959
[computer chime]
493
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,022
The results are
494
00:19:01,023 --> 00:19:02,042
coming in now, sir.
495
00:19:02,083 --> 00:19:03,292
How'd I do? How'd I do?
496
00:19:03,334 --> 00:19:05,792
You got 2,704 votes.
497
00:19:05,834 --> 00:19:07,834
Wow!
498
00:19:07,876 --> 00:19:10,709
Is that good?
499
00:19:10,751 --> 00:19:12,043
Well, Mrs. Byrne jumped
500
00:19:12,044 --> 00:19:13,334
back in the race and got...
501
00:19:13,375 --> 00:19:15,334
Zero.
502
00:19:15,375 --> 00:19:16,959
- It's really too bad
- she didn't know
503
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,626
She could vote for herself.
504
00:19:19,667 --> 00:19:21,626
- And then there's
- the beloved incumbent,
505
00:19:21,667 --> 00:19:23,584
Lucy MacLeod, who,
506
00:19:23,626 --> 00:19:25,209
- come to think of it,
- we haven't paid
507
00:19:25,250 --> 00:19:26,959
Any attention to
508
00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:28,667
this entire campaign.
509
00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:30,626
She ended up with...
510
00:19:30,667 --> 00:19:33,792
36 votes.
511
00:19:33,834 --> 00:19:36,500
I won! I was worried there
512
00:19:36,542 --> 00:19:37,605
with that big tee-up
513
00:19:37,606 --> 00:19:38,667
you gave Lucy MacLeod.
514
00:19:39,626 --> 00:19:41,876
But I won!
515
00:19:41,918 --> 00:19:43,334
You know what this means?
516
00:19:43,375 --> 00:19:44,543
Derby is the school
517
00:19:44,544 --> 00:19:45,709
superintendent.
518
00:19:45,751 --> 00:19:47,438
Look out, everyone.
519
00:19:47,439 --> 00:19:49,125
The fun is about to begin.
520
00:19:49,167 --> 00:19:51,125
[shouting and clamoring]
521
00:19:51,167 --> 00:19:53,125
[all shouting questions at once]
522
00:19:53,167 --> 00:19:56,542
One at a time! One at a time!
523
00:19:56,584 --> 00:19:58,584
[all shouting at once]
524
00:19:58,626 --> 00:20:02,751
Hey! That was not one at a time!
525
00:20:02,792 --> 00:20:04,709
You, Mrs. Young.
526
00:20:04,751 --> 00:20:06,667
- What are you going
- to do about the fact
527
00:20:06,709 --> 00:20:08,751
That this third-rate school
528
00:20:08,752 --> 00:20:10,792
hires children as teachers?
529
00:20:10,834 --> 00:20:12,417
We're looking into it.
530
00:20:12,459 --> 00:20:14,417
That's all you ever say!
531
00:20:14,459 --> 00:20:17,375
[all shouting and clamoring]
532
00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:19,792
Well, our plan kind of worked.
533
00:20:19,834 --> 00:20:21,792
- Derby's been too busy
- dealing with all
534
00:20:21,834 --> 00:20:22,834
The school problems
535
00:20:22,835 --> 00:20:23,835
to create any of his own.
536
00:20:23,876 --> 00:20:25,063
Yeah, and with me
537
00:20:25,064 --> 00:20:26,250
in charge of this place,
538
00:20:26,292 --> 00:20:28,063
those problems are not
539
00:20:28,064 --> 00:20:29,834
going away anytime soon.
540
00:20:33,918 --> 00:20:35,876
- [Slab]
- "I'm going to take out
541
00:20:35,918 --> 00:20:37,480
My frustrations
542
00:20:37,481 --> 00:20:39,042
on... everyone!"
543
00:20:39,083 --> 00:20:41,250
The End.
544
00:20:41,292 --> 00:20:43,500
Awesome!
545
00:20:43,542 --> 00:20:45,021
The bestest part was
546
00:20:45,022 --> 00:20:46,500
when he beat up the bee.
547
00:20:46,542 --> 00:20:49,125
And the other bestest part
548
00:20:49,167 --> 00:20:51,751
was when he beat up the worm.
549
00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:52,876
And the other
550
00:20:52,877 --> 00:20:53,959
other bestest part
551
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:57,876
was when he beat up the ladybug.
552
00:20:57,918 --> 00:20:59,293
And now I have something
553
00:20:59,294 --> 00:21:00,667
even bestester.
554
00:21:06,959 --> 00:21:08,751
[Derby]
555
00:21:08,752 --> 00:21:10,542
Yesssssss, citizensssss?
556
00:21:10,584 --> 00:21:12,626
What sssssseemssssss
557
00:21:12,627 --> 00:21:14,667
to be the ssssssituation?
558
00:21:14,709 --> 00:21:16,626
Yay! Snake-man!
559
00:21:22,334 --> 00:21:24,125
Ssstop!
560
00:21:24,167 --> 00:21:26,334
I'm sstill digesssssssting
561
00:21:26,375 --> 00:21:29,334
yesterday'sss ssssssupper!
562
00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:31,375
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