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And now on Mr. Young...
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- [Principle Tater]
- Where's my office again?
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This map of Western High
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is of no use to me!
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[yelps]
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Derby!
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What are you doing?
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I was napping.
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- I have shop, and I figured
- it was canceled.
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Why?
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Because Mr. Manx
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lost an arm and a leg...
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in that real estate scheme...
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and decided to end his life...
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here at Finnegan...
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and moved to Africa
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to help children...
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- where he was attacked
- by a lion?
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- What? That's the end
- of the story.
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He's dead.
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That's terrible!
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I was enjoying that story.
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Anyway, shop class
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is not canceled.
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You have a new teacher...
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Mr. Pickles!
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Derby!
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Nice to "saw" you!
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"Saw me"?
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Did I say "saw"?
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I meant... saw.
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He seems nice.
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Anyway, I'll be
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in your hammock.
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[saw buzzes]
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[whimpers]
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♪ Goodbye, summer
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hello, fall ♪
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- ♪ We've been trying
- to get here ♪
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♪ Since we both
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were barely two feet tall ♪
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♪ Who you calling "kid"? ♪
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♪ Who you calling "kid"? ♪
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♪ Who you calling "kid"? ♪
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- ♪ You can call me
- what you want ♪
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♪ But I won't hear a word
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where I am hid ♪
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♪ Who you calling "kid"? ♪
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Preston Pickles?
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You're my new shop teacher?
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Yep.
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How you been? Good?
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- I bet you've been
- better than I've been.
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I was ruined by that whole
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Hair Today debacle.
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Ruined?
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Ruined, I tell ya, ruined.
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I lost everything.
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I had to take this job
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as a high school shop teacher.
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I've been living out of my car
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- and eating nothing but
- beef jerky pants.
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I'm down to this
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last pair of shorts.
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You don't blame me
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for any of that, do you?
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No. Old news!
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- Preston Pickles
- does not hold grudges.
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- He doesn't?
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- Not this guy.
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- You think if I'd held grudges,
- I'd have taken a job
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Where I'd have to
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see you every day?
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Probably.
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You couldn't be more wrong.
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- Why would anyone want
- to be this close
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To their mortal enemy?
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"Mortal enemy"?
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Figure of speech...
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like "bane of my existence,"
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or "person I'm going to kill."
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Aah!
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Wow. You'd think
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you'd never seen a man
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eat his pants before.
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[smooching]
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Oh, sorry!
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New girlfriend, Derby?
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Girlfriend?
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Don't put any ideas in her head.
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We're just kissing.
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[smooching]
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why are you kissing a pig?
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- I found out one of my teachers
- is plotting to get rid of me.
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What? Tater and I were just
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chatting about possibilities.
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Anyway, that still
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doesn't explain the pig.
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Or the kissing of the pig.
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You call yourself a scientist.
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A lot of diseases
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come from pigs,
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and I'm trying to get a disease.
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- If I'm sick, I don't
- have to come to school,
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- And Mr. Pickles won't
- be able to hurt me.
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The pig's name is Mr. Pickles?
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No! My shop teacher's name
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is Mr. Pickles.
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This isn't a boy pig.
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- I wouldn't put
- a boy pig in a dress.
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That'd be weird.
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[smooching]
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Finnegan!
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Finnegan!
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Hope someday we win again!
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[cheering]
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[chicken clucking]
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Bock-bock-bock!
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[clucking]
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Mr. Tater, can we
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talk about this?
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Our school mascot
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is a fried chicken.
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So?
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It sends an
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unhealthy message.
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I mean, just look at
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our track team.
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Well, they don't win a lot,
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but the end-of-year banquet
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is very well attended.
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- No, there's no way
- I'm going to that shop class!
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- Derby, resistance is...
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- Futile?
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Actually, it's the force
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that tends to oppose motion
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until it is released!
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Whoa!
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Oh, good!
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Derby!
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Your timing's dead on.
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I'm making you a present.
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And you're going to
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wrap it in that box?
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Sure.
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- I'm telling you,
- Pickles is out to get me.
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- Yes, he threatened you
- with a table saw
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And measured you for a coffin,
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but that was yesterday.
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That's true.
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He hasn't tried to hurt me
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all day.
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In fact, he gave me this apple.
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- Derby, that's going
- to explode!
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In my mouth with flavor?
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I bet you're right.
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Ugh!
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This is mealy.
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I told you that man was evil.
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[explosion]
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- Mr. Tater, you got hit
- by the blast?
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Oh, no.
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This is my new mascot idea:
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char-broiled chicken!
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Nothing?
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OK, back to the drawing board.
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See? I told you
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Pickles is out to get me.
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- We'll settle this
- once and for all.
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- I've invited him here
- to take a polygraph test.
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My life is on the line,
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- and you're going to
- test him on geometry?
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A polygraph is a lie detector.
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It uses voice stress, pulse,
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and sweat production
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to determine whether or not
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someone is telling the truth.
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Ooh! Ask him if this shoe iron
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is really a $200 value.
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Who am I kidding? It is!
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Pickles is on his way!
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Hide!
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Relax. I did not just
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tear off my skin.
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This is a skeleton costume.
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Oh, phew,
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because I was worried.
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[doorbell rings]
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Portable doorbell,
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which eliminates
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the painful task of knocking.
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Of course, you should
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also get my doorbell ringer,
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- which eliminates
- the painful task
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Of pushing a doorbell.
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[doorbell rings]
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- Thanks for coming by,
- Mr. Pickles.
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- I was hoping,
- as a fellow inventor,
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- You might be able
- to help me test out
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My lie detector.
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Pie detector? You're too late!
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It eliminates the painful task
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of finding pies.
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[pie detector beeps]
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Actually, I said
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"lie detector."
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I'm going to ask you
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a few basic questions
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- just to make sure
- the machine is working.
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Shoot. I have nothing to hide...
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except my lawyers say I can't
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talk about the Preston Pickles
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teeth whitening hammer.
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OK, will you please
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state your name?
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The name's Preston Pickles.
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That's odd.
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I'm not getting a reading.
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- All right, what's
- your occupation?
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TV pitchman turned
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high school teacher.
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Like I always say,
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children are our future...
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consumers.
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The machine's not registering
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any fluctuations
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in voice stress.
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Do you always talk
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in that same voice?
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Yes, I do! It makes everything
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sound fun and exciting...
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which is why I'm never asked
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to speak at funerals.
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- OK, but it's also
- not registering a pulse
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Or any sweat production.
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Well, that I cannot explain.
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[water trickling]
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Puzzling!
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Ahh.
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Anyway, if we're done here,
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I need to get back to
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killing Derby.
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- Great. Your lie detector
- didn't work.
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Now we'll never know
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if he's out to get me.
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Help! Help!
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- Mr. Pickles,
- what are you doing?!
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- Nothing!
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- Stop it!
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- Your hands are around
- Derby's neck!
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No, they're not.
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See?
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Gotta run.
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You all right?
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No! Pickles is never
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going to stop
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trying to get revenge.
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- He was the world's
- greatest inventor,
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- And now, thanks to me,
- he's nothing.
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That's it! He'll back off
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if we invent a new product
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that will make him millions!
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Millions?
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I tell you, millions!
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There's only one way to
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react to an idea like that.
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Echo?
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I considered what you said
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about the mascot costume
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sending an unhealthy
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message, and I agree.
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You're pretty smart
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for someone who gets
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their education here.
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But you're still a bucket
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of fried chicken.
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Nope.
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Now I'm a chicken strip.
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- Chicken strip?
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- If you say so.
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[band plays a striptease theme]
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Mr. Tater, please stop!
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I'll just finish
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my first number.
285
00:10:36,250 --> 00:10:38,792
[band resumes]
286
00:10:42,959 --> 00:10:45,751
[students boo and hiss]
287
00:10:45,792 --> 00:10:47,356
At least they're not eating
288
00:10:47,357 --> 00:10:48,918
their chicken anymore.
289
00:10:48,959 --> 00:10:51,834
[booing and jeering]
290
00:10:54,209 --> 00:10:56,185
- OK, we need to come up with
- an invention for Pickles
291
00:10:56,209 --> 00:10:57,584
That will get him off your back.
292
00:10:57,626 --> 00:10:59,250
That should be easy,
293
00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:01,185
- since I'm an infomercial
- prodigy and you're...
294
00:11:01,209 --> 00:11:02,709
A genius?
295
00:11:02,751 --> 00:11:04,626
- I was going to say
- here to assist me.
296
00:11:04,667 --> 00:11:06,226
- Most infomercial
- products are aimed at
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Housewives, senior citizens,
298
00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:09,751
and farm animals.
299
00:11:11,792 --> 00:11:12,897
You don't have to
300
00:11:12,898 --> 00:11:14,000
keep working out.
301
00:11:14,042 --> 00:11:15,792
- You're beautiful
- the way you are.
302
00:11:15,834 --> 00:11:17,751
[oinking]
303
00:11:17,792 --> 00:11:18,856
I like a little meat
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00:11:18,857 --> 00:11:19,918
on my pig.
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00:11:19,959 --> 00:11:21,375
My point is,
306
00:11:21,417 --> 00:11:23,209
- there's an entire
- untapped market:
307
00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:24,834
High school students.
308
00:11:24,876 --> 00:11:26,268
- Think of all
- the amazing products
309
00:11:26,292 --> 00:11:27,959
We would use every day.
310
00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:31,584
The textbook pillow!
311
00:11:31,626 --> 00:11:32,793
It looks exactly
312
00:11:32,794 --> 00:11:33,959
like a textbook!
313
00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,250
No, it doesn't.
314
00:11:36,292 --> 00:11:38,751
Your teacher will never know.
315
00:11:38,792 --> 00:11:41,584
Yes, he will.
316
00:11:46,584 --> 00:11:49,626
The locker shower!
317
00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:51,105
You think you could invent
318
00:11:51,106 --> 00:11:52,542
a locker shower curtain?
319
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,042
Tired of bullies
320
00:11:55,043 --> 00:11:56,083
stealing your lunch?
321
00:11:56,125 --> 00:11:57,793
They'll never know where it is,
322
00:11:57,794 --> 00:11:59,459
thanks to "Hide-A-Lunch."
323
00:11:59,500 --> 00:12:00,710
Simply place your lunch bag
324
00:12:00,711 --> 00:12:01,918
in the patented
325
00:12:01,959 --> 00:12:03,772
"Hide-A-Lunch"
326
00:12:03,773 --> 00:12:05,584
camouflage system...
327
00:12:05,626 --> 00:12:07,522
and your lunch
328
00:12:07,523 --> 00:12:09,417
is safely out of sight.
329
00:12:09,459 --> 00:12:11,500
It's in that bag.
330
00:12:11,542 --> 00:12:13,292
Or is it?
331
00:12:14,959 --> 00:12:17,834
Yeah. Yeah, it is.
332
00:12:19,584 --> 00:12:22,250
The un-erasable pencil.
333
00:12:24,459 --> 00:12:26,667
So, like a pen?
334
00:12:29,626 --> 00:12:30,876
Derby, none of your ideas
335
00:12:30,877 --> 00:12:32,125
are going to work.
336
00:12:32,167 --> 00:12:34,250
[snoring]
337
00:12:35,959 --> 00:12:37,730
What?
338
00:12:37,731 --> 00:12:39,500
Sorry, I was just reading.
339
00:12:49,751 --> 00:12:51,292
Derby?
340
00:12:51,334 --> 00:12:53,542
Hola, muchacho.
341
00:12:53,584 --> 00:12:54,772
Derby, I know you're afraid
342
00:12:54,773 --> 00:12:55,959
of Preston Pickles,
343
00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,918
- but you can't run away
- and hide in Mexico.
344
00:12:57,959 --> 00:12:59,751
I'm not running away to Mexico.
345
00:12:59,792 --> 00:13:01,500
- I just quit school
- to get away from him
346
00:13:01,542 --> 00:13:03,396
And got a job
347
00:13:03,397 --> 00:13:05,250
at El Taco Bandito.
348
00:13:05,292 --> 00:13:08,000
You don't have to quit school.
349
00:13:08,042 --> 00:13:09,563
Pickles is working in the
350
00:13:09,564 --> 00:13:11,083
wood shop. I bet you right now,
351
00:13:11,125 --> 00:13:12,435
- he's coming up with
- his next great invention.
352
00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:13,834
[Pickles] Hey, Mr. Young!
353
00:13:13,876 --> 00:13:15,063
Check out my next
354
00:13:15,064 --> 00:13:16,250
great invention!
355
00:13:18,918 --> 00:13:20,918
The Derbinator 3000!
356
00:13:20,959 --> 00:13:22,500
See?
357
00:13:23,959 --> 00:13:25,792
A Derby terminator,
358
00:13:25,834 --> 00:13:26,834
hence the name
359
00:13:26,835 --> 00:13:27,835
"Derbinator."
360
00:13:27,876 --> 00:13:30,042
Derby not included.
361
00:13:30,083 --> 00:13:31,834
Ay, dios mio!
362
00:13:33,042 --> 00:13:34,417
Wait a second!
363
00:13:34,459 --> 00:13:36,459
[Derbinator powers down]
364
00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:38,959
I know who you are!
365
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,584
Someone who works at
366
00:13:40,585 --> 00:13:42,167
El Taco Bandito!
367
00:13:42,209 --> 00:13:43,918
I was thinking of going there
368
00:13:43,959 --> 00:13:45,584
for a celebratory chimichanga
369
00:13:45,626 --> 00:13:48,250
right after I end Derby's life.
370
00:13:48,292 --> 00:13:50,042
- Do you know how late
- they're open?
371
00:13:50,083 --> 00:13:52,167
I don't speak English.
372
00:13:52,209 --> 00:13:55,083
You just said that in English.
373
00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:57,459
That's all I know how to say:
374
00:13:57,500 --> 00:13:59,334
"I don't speak English"...
375
00:13:59,375 --> 00:14:00,584
and "that's all
376
00:14:00,585 --> 00:14:01,792
I know how to say."
377
00:14:03,042 --> 00:14:04,292
That's it.
378
00:14:05,542 --> 00:14:07,417
Only that.
379
00:14:07,459 --> 00:14:08,959
Nothing else.
380
00:14:10,542 --> 00:14:11,855
Anyway, gotta go.
381
00:14:11,856 --> 00:14:13,167
I'm on my lunch break.
382
00:14:13,209 --> 00:14:14,542
Derby!
383
00:14:16,626 --> 00:14:18,355
If only I'd used the
384
00:14:18,356 --> 00:14:20,083
Hide-A-Lunch camouflage system
385
00:14:20,125 --> 00:14:21,522
and not written my name
386
00:14:21,523 --> 00:14:22,918
in un-erasable pencil.
387
00:14:22,959 --> 00:14:24,689
Prepare to feel the wrath
388
00:14:24,690 --> 00:14:26,417
of the Derbinator 3000!
389
00:14:28,334 --> 00:14:29,876
Mr. Young, I'll see you at the
390
00:14:29,877 --> 00:14:31,417
staff meeting on Thursday.
391
00:14:31,459 --> 00:14:33,084
Skip breakfast, because I'm
392
00:14:33,085 --> 00:14:34,709
bringing my lemon squares!
393
00:14:34,751 --> 00:14:36,667
No, wait!
394
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,727
- Why didn't you spend your time
- and creative energy
395
00:14:38,751 --> 00:14:40,105
On a real invention?
396
00:14:40,106 --> 00:14:41,459
I mean, who would buy a machine
397
00:14:41,500 --> 00:14:42,710
whose only purpose
398
00:14:42,711 --> 00:14:43,918
is to get rid of me?
399
00:14:49,959 --> 00:14:51,793
Although, if you're successful,
400
00:14:51,794 --> 00:14:53,626
cancel my order.
401
00:14:56,500 --> 00:15:00,834
Ayuda! Ayuda!
402
00:15:00,876 --> 00:15:02,959
[cheering]
403
00:15:06,792 --> 00:15:08,417
Chicken wrap?
404
00:15:08,459 --> 00:15:09,563
That doesn't look like
405
00:15:09,564 --> 00:15:10,667
a whole wheat robe.
406
00:15:10,709 --> 00:15:12,272
Actually, I did some research,
407
00:15:12,273 --> 00:15:13,834
and it turns out
408
00:15:13,876 --> 00:15:15,126
that the healthiest
409
00:15:15,127 --> 00:15:16,375
type of chicken is...
410
00:15:16,417 --> 00:15:18,042
skinless chicken!
411
00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:19,792
[Echo screams]
412
00:15:19,834 --> 00:15:21,751
[all scream]
413
00:15:24,584 --> 00:15:26,042
Ow, ow, ow!
414
00:15:26,083 --> 00:15:27,250
Stop it!
415
00:15:27,292 --> 00:15:29,167
He's not only skinless chicken,
416
00:15:29,209 --> 00:15:30,792
he's free-range.
417
00:15:30,834 --> 00:15:33,125
Ow!
418
00:15:33,167 --> 00:15:35,042
[Pickles] Get back here, Derby!
419
00:15:36,751 --> 00:15:38,438
You can't hide from
420
00:15:38,439 --> 00:15:40,125
the Derbinator 3000!
421
00:15:40,167 --> 00:15:42,000
[students screaming]
422
00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:43,584
It comes fully equipped
423
00:15:43,626 --> 00:15:45,426
- with the latest
- Derby-recognition software
424
00:15:45,459 --> 00:15:47,250
And tracking technology!
425
00:15:47,292 --> 00:15:49,667
[beeping]
426
00:15:49,709 --> 00:15:51,167
Aha!
427
00:15:51,209 --> 00:15:52,667
Found you!
428
00:15:52,709 --> 00:15:54,292
You were just talking to me.
429
00:15:54,334 --> 00:15:55,459
You described how
430
00:15:55,460 --> 00:15:56,584
the whole thing works.
431
00:15:56,626 --> 00:15:58,042
Found you!
432
00:15:58,083 --> 00:15:59,459
[beeping]
433
00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:02,476
- [Derby] Adam, you've got
- to stop him!
434
00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:04,417
He's trying to Derbinate me!
435
00:16:06,334 --> 00:16:07,918
If you want to get to Derby,
436
00:16:07,959 --> 00:16:09,064
you're going to have to
437
00:16:09,065 --> 00:16:10,167
go through me first!
438
00:16:14,667 --> 00:16:16,105
Oh, I guess you could
439
00:16:16,106 --> 00:16:17,542
go around me.
440
00:16:17,584 --> 00:16:19,083
[Derby] Get away!
441
00:16:25,125 --> 00:16:26,751
[Derby] Uh-oh!
442
00:16:26,792 --> 00:16:27,938
[Pickles] And now,
443
00:16:27,939 --> 00:16:29,083
I'll squeeze you!
444
00:16:30,209 --> 00:16:31,584
[Pickles] Ha!
445
00:16:31,626 --> 00:16:32,792
Nice try!
446
00:16:32,834 --> 00:16:35,042
[knives whirring]
447
00:16:35,083 --> 00:16:36,894
- These evenly-sliced cucumbers
- really spruce up
448
00:16:36,918 --> 00:16:39,709
This otherwise pedestrian salad.
449
00:16:43,459 --> 00:16:45,459
[Pickles] Missed me!
450
00:16:47,584 --> 00:16:49,792
[Adam] Wait!
451
00:16:49,834 --> 00:16:51,272
I had ham this morning.
452
00:16:51,273 --> 00:16:52,709
How about the salami?
453
00:16:55,959 --> 00:16:57,959
[knives whirring]
454
00:17:00,959 --> 00:17:02,626
[Adam] Thank you!
455
00:17:02,667 --> 00:17:05,292
[Derby] Help, help!
456
00:17:05,334 --> 00:17:07,334
Preston, stop!
457
00:17:07,375 --> 00:17:08,522
Don't you see
458
00:17:08,523 --> 00:17:09,667
what you've invented here?
459
00:17:09,709 --> 00:17:11,439
Yes... a machine that
460
00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:13,167
rids the world of Derby!
461
00:17:13,209 --> 00:17:14,522
It also makes fresh-squeezed
462
00:17:14,523 --> 00:17:15,834
juices, tasty salads,
463
00:17:15,876 --> 00:17:18,250
and delicious sandwiches!
464
00:17:23,334 --> 00:17:26,000
This isn't a bad last meal.
465
00:17:26,042 --> 00:17:27,751
Needs a little mustard.
466
00:17:27,792 --> 00:17:28,980
Say, Preston,
467
00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:30,167
do you still have
468
00:17:30,209 --> 00:17:32,584
those condiment cufflinks?
469
00:17:33,918 --> 00:17:35,083
Ha!
470
00:17:35,125 --> 00:17:38,209
[cheering and applause]
471
00:17:38,250 --> 00:17:40,125
Hi. I'm Preston Pickles.
472
00:17:40,167 --> 00:17:41,560
- You may know me
- from the shoe iron,
473
00:17:41,584 --> 00:17:43,042
The portable doorbell,
474
00:17:43,083 --> 00:17:44,188
and various
475
00:17:44,189 --> 00:17:45,292
class-action lawsuits.
476
00:17:45,334 --> 00:17:46,376
But that's not
477
00:17:46,377 --> 00:17:47,417
why I'm here today.
478
00:17:47,459 --> 00:17:48,918
If you're like me,
479
00:17:48,959 --> 00:17:50,500
- your kitchen is
- probably cluttered
480
00:17:50,542 --> 00:17:51,980
With nearly hundreds
481
00:17:51,981 --> 00:17:53,417
of appliances.
482
00:17:53,459 --> 00:17:55,126
Well, say goodbye
483
00:17:55,127 --> 00:17:56,792
to all of them...
484
00:18:01,292 --> 00:18:03,334
thanks to the space-saving
485
00:18:03,335 --> 00:18:05,375
Kitchenator 3000!
486
00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:08,334
[cheering and applause]
487
00:18:08,375 --> 00:18:09,605
It's a juicer,
488
00:18:09,606 --> 00:18:10,834
it's a vegetable chopper,
489
00:18:10,876 --> 00:18:12,376
and it's a sandwich maker
490
00:18:12,377 --> 00:18:13,876
all in one!
491
00:18:13,918 --> 00:18:15,355
Here comes my partner,
492
00:18:15,356 --> 00:18:16,792
chef Derby, to demonstrate.
493
00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:20,250
[cheering and applause]
494
00:18:20,292 --> 00:18:22,500
Does this thing have a brake?
495
00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:25,292
You'll have plenty of breaks...
496
00:18:25,334 --> 00:18:26,626
[Derby] Uh-oh.
497
00:18:26,667 --> 00:18:28,125
Thanks to all the time
498
00:18:28,167 --> 00:18:29,959
- the Kitchenator 3000
- will save you.
499
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,522
And it's yours
500
00:18:31,523 --> 00:18:33,042
for only 700 easy payments
501
00:18:33,083 --> 00:18:35,250
of $9.95.
502
00:18:35,292 --> 00:18:37,459
[applause]
503
00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:38,976
- Shouldn't I have had
- a lesson on this thing?
504
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,751
[students yelping]
505
00:18:41,792 --> 00:18:43,584
[Derby] Oh, no!
506
00:18:43,626 --> 00:18:45,522
[Pickles] Derby,
507
00:18:45,523 --> 00:18:47,417
I'll get you for this!
508
00:18:53,709 --> 00:18:55,209
So our new mascot
509
00:18:55,250 --> 00:18:57,001
is a bald man
510
00:18:57,002 --> 00:18:58,751
in a sweater vest?
511
00:18:58,792 --> 00:19:00,356
Because that's already
512
00:19:00,357 --> 00:19:01,918
Western High's mascot.
513
00:19:09,083 --> 00:19:12,083
That mascot creeps me out.
514
00:19:12,125 --> 00:19:13,876
- Anyway, Echo,
- I've given up.
515
00:19:13,918 --> 00:19:15,668
Health and sports
516
00:19:15,669 --> 00:19:17,417
just do not mix.
517
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,209
What? Yeah, I said
518
00:19:21,210 --> 00:19:22,417
you creep me out.
519
00:19:22,459 --> 00:19:23,626
Look at you.
520
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:29,042
OK, I see where this is going.
521
00:19:29,083 --> 00:19:30,147
But I'm not interested
522
00:19:30,148 --> 00:19:31,209
in a fight.
523
00:19:31,250 --> 00:19:32,772
Violence and sports
524
00:19:32,773 --> 00:19:34,292
just do not mix.
525
00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:38,584
[Tater yelps]
526
00:19:40,584 --> 00:19:42,083
I knew it!
527
00:19:42,125 --> 00:19:44,355
Sportsmanship and sports
528
00:19:44,356 --> 00:19:46,584
just do not mix!
529
00:19:46,626 --> 00:19:49,876
Mr. Tater, get off Mr. Tater!
530
00:19:52,918 --> 00:19:55,459
[students booing and jeering]
531
00:20:00,626 --> 00:20:02,083
Thanks, everyone.
532
00:20:02,125 --> 00:20:03,292
You chased him off.
533
00:20:03,334 --> 00:20:05,167
You're good people!
534
00:20:05,209 --> 00:20:06,667
[booing and jeering]
535
00:20:06,709 --> 00:20:08,125
[Mr. Tater yelps out in pain]
536
00:20:08,167 --> 00:20:09,334
Stop it!
537
00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:11,375
[yelping continues]
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