Original subtitles

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NICE TRY.

YOU THINK I'D FALL FOR

- THE OLD BANANA PEEL - ON THE FLOOR GAG?

OOPS, WHAT DID I

JUST STEP ON?

[MACHINERY WHIRRING]

[LAUGHING]

[ALL LAUGHING]

- HEY, IT'S THE FIRST TIME - HE'S EVER LOOKED COOL.

[LAUGHING]

- I GUESS YOU COULD SAY - OUR LITTLE PRANK SNOWBALLED.

[LAUGHTER]

- YOU COULD SAY - HE CAUGHT OUR DRIFT.

[LAUGHING ALONE]

[SILENCE]

SNOW DRIFT?

WELL, YOU GUYS TOOK

ALL THE GOOD ONES.

- NOW LET'S SEE - IF THERE'S ANY MAGIC

IN THIS OLD, SILK HAT.

[ICE CRACKLING]

I QUIT!

WHOA!

[♪♪♪]

♪ GOODBYE, SUMMER

HELLO, FALL ♪

♪ WE'VE BEEN TRYING

TO GET HERE ♪

♪ SINCE WE BOTH

WERE BARELY TWO FEET TALL ♪

♪ WHO YOU CALLIN' KID?

WHO YOU CALLIN' KID? ♪

♪ WHO YOU CALLIN' KID? ♪

♪ CAN CALL ME WHAT YOU WANT ♪

♪ BUT I WON'T HEAR A WORD

WHERE I AM HERE ♪

♪ WHO YOU CALLIN' KID? ♪

[♪♪♪]

OH, NO, NOT ANOTHER ICE AGE.

- I SAID I'D - TURN OFF THE MACHINE

- WHEN IT STOPPED - BEING FUNNY.

[CHUCKLES]

IT NEVER DID.

- YOU DON'T THINK MR. YOUNG - WAS SERIOUS

WHEN HE SAID HE QUIT?

NO WAY.

HE'S ALWAYS JOKING AROUND

SAYING THINGS HE DOESN'T MEAN,

LIKE "YOUR HAIR SMELLS NICE,"

AND...

- "CAN I SNIP SOME OFF - AND KEEP IT MY POCKET?"

AND, "I'M NOT JOKING."

HE'S HILARIOUS LIKE THAT.

YEAH, I'M SURE, AS WE SPEAK,

HE'S IN HIS LAB

- WAITING TO BORE US - WITH SOME SCIENCE STUFF.

[♪♪♪]

HEY, HEY!

WELCOME TO THE PAR-TAY!

WHY ARE WE HAVING A PARTY?

IT'S MR. YOUNG'S

GOING AWAY PARTY.

- WELL, MORE LIKE - "GONE AWAY PARTY,"

SINCE HE'S ALREADY GONE.

CANDY APPLE?

[ALL TOGETHER]: WHAT?

- WOW, HE WAS RIGHT ABOUT - YOU PEOPLE NEVER LISTENING.

CANDY APPLE?

MR. YOUNG REALLY LEFT?

YEP.

HE LOOKED AT ME

- WITH THOSE TWO EYES - MADE OF COAL

AND QUIT.

THANKS TO YOU GUYS.

AWESOME PRANK BY THE WAY.

BUT WE DIDN'T KNOW

ADAM WAS IN THAT SNOWMAN!

THAT PRANK WAS MEANT FOR YOU...

GENE.

EUGENE.

- I DON'T KNOW ANYONE - IN THIS SCHOOL NAMED EUGENE.

REALLY?

- BECAUSE EVERYBODY KNOWS - YOU... GENE.

AND HATES YOU...

GENE.

SO MUCH SNOW!

DANG, SHOVEL LATER!

- COME IN - AND JOIN THE CELEBRATION!

I NOT CELEBRATE.

[SCREAMING]

I LIKE MR. YOUNG.

WAY MORE THAN I LIKE YOU...

GENE.

[♪♪♪]

BUT, HONEY,

- I THOUGHT YOU WANTED - THE HIGH SCHOOL EXPERIENCE.

I'VE HAD IT.

TURNS OUT, IT STINKS.

I'VE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO

GET THROUGH TO MY STUDENTS.

- I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED - IF THEY THREW A PARTY.

YOU'RE BEING SILLY.

YOU CAN'T JUST SIT HERE

- AND FEEL SORRY - FOR YOURSELF.

I'M NOT.

I'VE MADE SOME CALLS.

- I'VE DECIDED TO - TAKE A JOB WITH NASA

IN THE SPACE PROGRAM.

WELL, THAT'S GOOD,

- BUT I MEANT YOU CAN'T - JUST SIT HERE,

YOU'RE DRIPPING

ALL OVER THE FLOOR.

I HEARD THE BIG NEWS.

I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT

THE SPACE PROGRAM!

- IVY, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE - INTERESTED IN ASTRONOMY.

- NO, I MEAN - THE CLOSET SPACE PROGRAM.

HERE'S YOUR JUNK.

BUH-BYE.

- ADAM'S STILL - NOT ANSWERING

ANY OF MY CALLS.

OR MINE.

OR MINE.

ADAM!

- MAYBE WE SHOULD - GO BY HIS HOUSE.

THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

MY THROAT'S GETTING SORE.

DON'T BOTHER.

- ADAM'S ALREADY - ON HIS WAY TO FLORIDA.

- HE JOINED - THE SPACE PROGRAM AT NASA.

WAIT A MINUTE.

NOW, I'M NO ROCKET SCIENTIST,

BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE HE DITCHED US

TO BECOME A ROCKET SCIENTIST.

IVY, WILL YOU DRIVE US TO NASA

SO WE CAN BRING ADAM BACK?

FORGET IT.

- MY BROTHER IS FINALLY - OUT OF MY SCHOOL,

- AND THERE IS NO WAY - I'M HELPING TO CHANGE THAT.

OKAY.

I GET IT.

ON A COMPLETELY

UNRELATED THOUGHT,

- I HEAR THERE'S A NEW MALL - THAT JUST OPENED.

WILL YOU DRIVE US THERE?

THERE'S A NEW MALL?

I LOVE NEW MALLS!

- THEY HAVE - ALL THE SAME STORES

AS THE OLD MALLS,

BUT IN DIFFERENT SPOTS!

LET'S GO!

OH...

I CAN'T LET THEM

BRING MR. YOUNG BACK.

- I'M GOING TO HAVE TO STOP THEM - BEFORE THEY GET HIM.

I REALLY WISH

I COULD AFFORD A CAR.

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[♪♪♪]

WOW.

SO THIS IS IT.

MY NEW JOB.

OKAY, HERE'S YOUR LUNCH,

AND I SNUCK IN A LITTLE

"MOMMY'S PROUD OF YOU" NOTE.

[GUSHING] OH...

MOM!

- I'M HERE TO JOIN AN ELITE TEAM - OF ASTROPHYSICISTS

WORKING ON THE NEXT GENERATION

OF MANNED SPACECRAFT.

- I DON'T WANT THEM - TO SEE ME WITH MY MOMMY.

DON'T WORRY.

- I THINK THEY'RE TOO BUSY - TO NOTICE.

ALL RIGHT,

WE'RE GOING TO THE MALL!

WHAT IS ALL THIS STUFF?

- ON THE WAY TO SCHOOL, - I STOPPED AT THE MALL.

STAY ON YOUR SIDE!

[BEEPING CONTROLS]

- OKAY, I PROGRAMMED - THE GPS TO TAKE US TO...

THE NEW MALL.

AT THE NEXT INTERSECTION,

MERGE ONTO HIGHWAY.

PROCEED FOR

APPROXIMATELY 53 HOURS.

ALL RIGHT, MALL, HERE WE COME!

OH, NO, THEY'RE GETTING AWAY.

OH, I NEED A TAXI.

YOU CALLED?

[SCREAMS]

WHERE TO, MAC?

[SCREAMS]

DANG?

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU MOONLIGHTED,

DURING SCHOOL HOURS,

AS A CAB DRIVER.

I NOT DANG.

YOU MISTAKE ME FOR MY BROTHER.

MY NAME DING.

WELL, FOLLOW THAT CAR!

[DUCK QUACKS]

OH, LAY OFF THE HORN.

- I DON'T WANT THEM TO NOTICE - WE'RE BEHIND THEM.

THAT NOT HORN.

THAT MY WIFE,

SHIRLEY.

[QUACKING]

[QUACKS]

NO, I KNOW WHERE I GOING.

- I NOT NEED STOP - ASK FOR DIRECTION.

[QUACKING]

SOMEDAY, I LEAVE HER,

GET TROPHY DUCK.

[QUACKING]

WELL, ADAM, YOU'VE JOINED US

AT AN EXCITING TIME.

WE'RE NEARING COMPLETION

ON THE PROTOTYPE OF...

THE COPERNICUS SPACEPOD...

THE NEWEST ADDITION TO

NASA'S FLEET,

- WHICH WILL EVENTUALLY - TAKE HUMANS INTO ORBIT,

TO MARS AND BEYOND.

OKAY, I GUESS I MEMORIZED

THE WIKIPEDIA ENTRY

FOR NOTHING.

SORRY.

I'M JUST SO EXCITED.

- WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME - TO DO FIRST?

- OPTIMIZE FUEL EFFICIENCY - IN THE PROPULSION SYSTEM?

PROGRAM LIFE SUPPORT

- TO PRODUCE OXYGEN - FROM WATER VAPOR?

TRAIN THE MONKEY

TO SAY "BLAST OFF?"

I'D LIKE YOU TO GET COFFEE.

I DON'T DRINK COFFEE.

I'M 14.

NOT FOR YOU.

FOR EVERYONE ELSE.

- I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO WORK - THE COFFEE MACHINE.

YOU JUST DIVIDE

THE NUMBER OF CUPS BY TWO

- TO DETERMINE HOW MANY - SCOOPS OF COFFEE YOU PUT IN,

THEN ADD ONE MORE FOR THE POT.

IF THAT'S TOO COMPLICATED,

THERE'S A CHART

NEXT TO THE MACHINE.

YOU REALLY WANT ME

TO MAKE COFFEE?

YOU DO KNOW I'M A GENIUS, RIGHT?

HEY, WHO HERE'S A GENIUS?

- I LIKE MY COFFEE - LIKE I LIKE MY HOLES...

BLACK.

- [ANIMAL SCREECHING - AND CHITTERING]

YES, COMMANDER REDBUM,

TWO SUGARS AND A BANANA.

PUNCH BUGGY BLUE!

- AW, CAN WE PLEASE - PLAY ANOTHER GAME?

SURE.

PUNCH BUGGY RED!

HOW IS THAT ANOTHER GAME?

OH, I THOUGHT YOU MEANT

ANOTHER GAME OF PUNCH BUGGY.

- MAYBE WE SHOULD - PULL OVER FOR A BREAK.

GOOD IDEA.

I COULD USE A BATHROOM.

I COULD USE A SNACK.

AND I COULD USE

MEDICAL ATTENTION.

THEY'RE STOPPING.

PULL OVER.

[TIRES SQUEALING]

[BEEPS METER]

OKAY, THAT BE $198.

OKAY, HERE'S 200.

KEEP THE CHANGE.

THAT ALL YOU TIP ME?

YOU KNOW I EXPECTING TWINS!

[DUCK QUACKING]

TIME TO MAKE SURE THIS CAR

NEVER REACHES MR. YOUNG.

OW!

STUPID FLASHLIGHT.

[POPS HOOD]

I'M JUST A LITTLE

TOO SMART FOR THEM.

[ZAP]

OW!

STUPID CAR BATTERY!

[ZAP, CRASH]

OW!

STUPID CAR HOOD.

[SIZZLING] OW!

- STUPID CAR HOOD HOLDING MY FACE - AGAINST STUPID CAR BATTERY!

OW! OW!

- ANY LUCK MAKING CONTACT - WITH ADAM YET?

- I KNEW IT WAS A MISTAKE - SENDING HIM OUT ON A MISSION.

HE WANTED MORE RESPONSIBILITY.

HE THOUGHT HE COULD HANDLE IT.

BUT HE'S JUST A KID!

I SHOULD'VE GONE WITH MY GUT,

AND NOW HE'S OUT THERE,

SOMEWHERE.

PROBABLY LOST FOREVER...

- OKAY, I'M BACK FROM - THE YOGURT RUN.

[CHEERING]

OKAY, BRADBURY,

YOU HAD THE LACTOSE-FREE VANILLA

WITH GUMMY BEARS.

ELLISON, HERE'S YOUR SUGAR-FREE

CHOCOLATE SOYGURT

WITH COCONUT FLAKES.

AND I THINK WE ALL KNOW

WHO THE BANANA YOGURT'S FOR.

HERE YOU GO, HERBERT.

[MONKEY SCREECHES STERNLY]

- YES, COMMANDER REDBUM, - I GOT YOUR LOW-FAT CHOCOLATE.

KEEP YOUR PANTS ON.

SERIOUSLY, PLEASE KEEP THEM ON.

YOUR BUM IS DISGUSTING.

[MONKEY SCREECHING]

I HATE WORKING WITH MONKEYS.

- THE THERMOELECTRIC GENERATOR - IS VENTING COOLANT?

WHY?

IF I COULD MAKE A SUGGESTION,

- YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHECK ON - THE INTEGRITY

- OF THE SILICON-GERMANIUM - JUNCTIONS.

YOU WANT TO MAKE A SUGGESTION?

WELL, WHY DON'T YOU TELL

THE YOGURT PLACE

NOT TO GIVE SOMEONE

GUMMY FISH

- WHEN THEY ASK - FOR GUMMY BEARS!

[WHIMPERING PEEVISHLY]

IF THEY WON'T BELIEVE ME

- WHEN I TELL THEM - I'M CAPABLE OF MORE

THAN MAKING COFFEE

AND GETTING YOGURT,

- I GUESS - I'LL JUST HAVE TO SHOW THEM.

[SPLAT]

[MONKEY SHRIEKING]

FIRST OF ALL,

I'M SORRY I FORGOT THE WALNUTS,

AND SECOND OF ALL,

I REALLY HOPE

THIS IS YOGURT YOU FLUNG.

- THERE'S SOMETHING - SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH

THE ELECTRICAL SYSTEM.

- AND IT'S GIVING OFF - THIS WEIRD SMELL,

LIKE BURNT SCALP.

NOT BURNT HAIR,

JUST BURNT SCALP.

- LOOKS LIKE - OUR LITTLE ROAD TRIP

IS COMING TO AN EARLY END.

I GUESS I'LL CALL ADAM'S MOM

- AND HAVE HER PICK US UP - AND TAKE US HOME.

YOU'LL DO NO SUCH THING!

WELL, I WON'T NOW.

UNLESS I USE YOUR PHONE.

NICE TRY, SISTER.

IVY'S RIGHT.

WE CAN'T GIVE UP SO EASILY.

- WE NEED TO FIND A WAY - TO KEEP GOING.

THE STAKES ARE TOO HIGH.

EXACTLY.

THERE IS A MALL OUT THERE

I HAVEN'T BEEN TO!

I'VE GOT AN IDEA.

- WE'LL PUT A NOTE - IN THIS BOTTLE,

THROW IT OUT THE WINDOW,

AND HOPE SOMEONE SEES IT.

THAT ONLY WORKS

IN THE OCEAN.

GONIFF BROTHERS CIRCUS...

NORTH AMERICAN TOUR!

OH, CAN WE GO?

- I LOVE THOSE - GIANT GRAY DOGS

WITH THE LONG NOSES.

YOU MEAN ELEPHANTS?

- OH, WE'RE GOING TO THE CIRCUS, - ALL RIGHT,

BECAUSE DERBY HAS A PLAN.

WHAT IS IT?

THE FOUR OF US

BUY TICKETS TO THE CIRCUS...

AND ENJOY IT FROM THE STANDS.

I HAVE A BETTER PLAN.

[♪♪♪]

COME ON,

WE'VE GOT TO GET TO FLORIDA!

- GET THIS TENT PACKED UP, - YOU CLOWNS!

[SNEEZES]

YOU'RE NOT SICK!

- YOUR NOSE IS JUST RED - FROM ALLERGIES!

HI.

WE'D LIKE TO JOIN YOUR CIRCUS.

WHAT DO YOU DO, FELLA?

I'M A BEARDED LADY!

OUR OLD CIRCUS SHUT DOWN.

I'M ALL BENT OUT OF SHAPE

ABOUT IT.

I'M A STRONGMAN.

WATCH ME LIFT THIS DUMBBELL.

UNHAND ME, YOU OAF!

YOU HEARD THE LADY.

- THANK YOU FOR COMING - TO MY DEFENSE.

I SEE CHIVALRY IS NOT DEAD.

MY PLEASURE.

[SMACK]

ANIMAL!

HALF-MEN ONLY WANT ONE THING.

EXCUSE ME, SIR,

ARE YOU BUSY RIGHT NOW?

NO, NOT AT ALL.

- IT'S NOT LIKE - I'M IN CHARGE OF

A $19 BILLION PROGRAM

- ATTEMPTING TO BREAK - TECHNOLOGICAL GROUND

- THAT WILL SHAPE - HUMAN EXISTENCE

FOR THE NEXT MILLENNIUM.

GOOD.

CHECK OUT WHAT I BUILT.

- YOU KNOW HOW EVERYONE HERE - LIKES THEIR FROZEN YOGURT

WITH DIFFERENT TOPPINGS?

- YOU MEAN DIFFERENT THAN - WHAT YOU BRING THEM?

THEN, YES.

THAT'S WHAT'S SO GREAT

- ABOUT THIS DEVICE - I DESIGNED.

- IT USES REMOTE - ELECTROENCEPHALOGRAPHY

- TO ANALYZE - YOUR BRAIN WAVES

- AND DETERMINE - WHAT TOPPINGS YOU'D LIKE

ON YOUR YOGURT.

SO I JUST THINK ABOUT

THE TOPPINGS I WANT,

- AND THEY COME OUT OF - THIS TUBE?

YUP.

THAT WAY, I...

- OR THE PERSON - THAT REPLACES ME

AFTER I'M PROMOTED...

CAN JUST

GET EVERYONE YOGURT,

- AND THIS BABY WILL HANDLE - THE TOPPINGS.

- WHY DON'T YOU - GIVE IT A TRY?

[SIGHS]

[MACHINE WHIRRING]

[DING!]

FISH OR BEARS?

BEARS!

IT WORKED!

HEY, GUYS!

ANDY HERE MADE A MACHINE

THAT GIVES YOU GUMMY BEARS

WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT THEM.

[MURMURING IN EXCITEMENT]

- [MACHINE WHIRRING - AND BEEPING]

NO, NO, NO!

- DON'T EVERYONE THINK ABOUT - GUMMY BEARS AT ONCE!

[SHOOTING]

TAKE COVER!

- AT LEAST THIS THING CAN'T READ - A MONKEY'S BRAIN.

WHAT DO YOU KNOW?

I WAS WRONG.

[MONKEY SCREECHES]

- I'M NOT JUST GOING TO LET YOU - JOIN MY CIRCUS

JUST ON YOUR SAY SO.

THIS IS AN EXCLUSIVE,

HIGH-CLASS OPERATION.

ASK LORD SNOUTFORD.

[SNORTING]

- I'M AFRAID - MY DIMINUTIVE FRIEND

- HAS MADE - AN IRREFUTABLE POINT.

- IF YOU WANT TO - JOIN THE CIRCUS,

- YOU'RE GOING TO - HAVE TO AUDITION.

FINE!

- -FINE! - -FINE!

FINE!

I'M NOT IN THE MOOD.

WHEN ARE YOU EVER IN THE MOOD?

I GUESS A SABOTEUR'S WORK

IS NEVER DONE.

WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?

- HOW ABOUT WE RIDE - A UNICYCLE ON THE HIGH WIRE?

- WE DON'T KNOW - HOW TO DO THAT.

HOW HARD COULD IT BE?

- IT'S BASICALLY LIKE RIDING - HALF A BICYCLE,

30 FEET OFF THE GROUND,

- WITH EVERYBODY STACKED - ON EACH OTHER'S SHOULDERS.

HA! NON-STICK COOKING SPRAY,

THE SABOTEUR'S FRIEND.

[SPRAY HISSING]

[CHUCKLING]

SO?

WHAT'S IT GOING TO BE?

PREPARE TO BE AMAZED!

A LITTLE MUSIC, PLEASE.

[A FUNERAL DIRGE PLAYS]

A LITTLE DIFFERENT MUSIC,

PLEASE.

[CIRCUS MUSIC PLAYS]

WHY DO I SMELL BUTTER?

I KNOW IT'S NOT YOU

COOKING SOMETHING.

I WISH I COULD LEAVE YOU,

BUT I DON'T HAVE THE GUTS.

[ECHO]: WE'RE DOING IT!

[IVY]: I DON'T BELIEVE IT!

- [DERBY]: THIS SEAT - IS AWFULLY SLIPPERY...

[SCREAMING]

[THUD]

- I TOLD YOU TO KEEP YOUR HANDS - TO YOURSELF!

THAT WASN'T ME.

[GRUNTING]

JUST GET OFF OF ME!

SO...

ARE WE IN THE CIRCUS?

NO!

YES!

[DOUBTFULLY] GRR.

NOW GET OUT OF HERE

BEFORE I ROLL YOU IN PEANUTS

- AND SIC THE GIANT GRAY DOGS - WITH THE LONG NOSES ON YOU!

[ELEPHANTS BELLOW]

RUN!

LADIES FIRST!

HEY!

- EVERYONE INTO - THAT TINY CLOWN CAR

I SAW IN THE PARKING LOT!

[CHUCKLING]

I'LL STOP YOU.

[SMACK] OOF!

DARN THESE TINY ARMS!

THROWING FOOD.

WERE YOU RAISED

IN A BARN?

[SNORTING]

[DERBY]: WELL, THAT

WAS A LONG DRIVE.

[ECHO]: AT LEAST

WE LEARNED THE TRICK

- TO ALL THOSE CLOWNS - FITTING IN A TINY CAR.

- YEAH, THAT THERE IS - NO TRICK.

- DO YOU THINK - THIS IS HIS OFFICE?

PROBABLY.

IT'S THE BIGGEST ONE.

WHOSE OFFICE?

THE GUY WHO OWNS THE MALL?

HE'S NOT HERE.

- HE'S PROBABLY IN SOME - IMPORTANT MEETING.

- WE'LL JUST - WAIT FOR HIM.

[SNIFFING]

[WHISPERS]: YUCK.

IS THAT ELEPHANT POOP?

MY FEET ARE KILLING ME.

- I'VE GOT TO TAKE - MY SHOES OFF.

- [QUIETLY] AND SUDDENLY, - I MISS THE ELEPHANT POOP.

[♪♪♪]

[WHIP CRACKS] COME ON!

- LET'S GET - THE LAST OF THIS STUFF

PACKED UP ON THE TRAILERS!

FREEZE!

THIS IS A RAID BY

THE MEMBERS OF ARR!

ARR?

- WHAT ARE YOU, - SOME KIND OF PIRATE GROUP?

NO!

A-R-R.

THE ANIMAL RIGHTS REBELLION.

DO WE LOOK LIKE PIRATES?

THAT GUY DOES.

- LEON JUST LIKES - WEARING EARRINGS AND A DO-RAG.

WHAT ABOUT THE PEG LEG?

THAT'S FROM A GATOR BITE.

THE ANIMALS DON'T ALWAYS

APPRECIATE BEING RESCUED.

LOOK AT HOW THESE ANIMALS

ARE MISTREATED.

THE LIONS?

- THOSE GIANT GRAY DOGS - WITH THE LONG NOSES?

THIS BEAR!

LOOK, HE'S OBVIOUSLY SICK.

AND THOSE ROLLER SKATES

ARE A GOOD HALF-SIZE TOO SMALL!

- WELL, WHAT ARE YOU - GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?

COME ON!

YOU'RE TELLING ME

THAT'S NOT PIRATEY?

THESE ANIMALS WILL BE

A LOT HAPPIER

- WHEN WE GET THEM BACK - TO THEIR NATURAL HABITATS.

[GROANS GROGGILY]

FIVE MORE MINUTES, MOMMY.

[FOOTSTEPS APPROACH]

[BEAR ROARS]

[TATER SCREAMS]

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