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- SO, SHOULD WE HEAD DOWN
- TO THE CAFETERIA FOR LUNCH?
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SURE.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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TAKING MY ELEVATOR.
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YOU INSTALLED AN ELEVATOR
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IN YOUR LOCKER?
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IT'S A TWO-STOREY SCHOOL.
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NO ONE'S THAT LAZY.
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[DING]
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- AH. THERE YOU ARE,
- MR. YOUNG.
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- THERE'S SOMEONE
- I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET.
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HI, I'M JOSEPH.
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IS THIS YOUR SON?
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I AM SO SORRY
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- THAT YOU'RE GONNA
- LOSE YOUR HAIR.
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HE'S NOT MY SON.
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- OBVIOUSLY. FOR HIM
- TO HAVE ANY OFFSPRING,
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HE'D NEED A WIFE.
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- AND, FOR THAT,
- HE'D FIRST NEED A DATE.
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- IT'S HARD
- TO GET A DATE
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WHEN WOMEN WON'T
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TALK TO YOU.
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WELL, IT'S HARD TO TALK
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TO A MAN
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WHEN THE VERY SIGHT OF HIM
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TURNS YOUR STOMACH.
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- JOSEPH IS
- A NEW STUDENT HERE.
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HE'S A GENIUS.
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- LIKE THAT GUY
- WITH THE WEIRD VOICE
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- WHO'S PRETTY MUCH INCAPABLE
- OF DOING ANYTHING PHYSICAL.
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STEPHEN HAWKING?
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NO, YOU.
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[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
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- IT'S AN HONOR
- TO MEET YOU, MR. YOUNG.
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WHEN I WAS A LITTLE KID,
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MY MOTHER USED TO READ ME
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- YOUR PAPER ON COSMIC BACKGROUND
- MICROWAVE RADIATION
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BEFORE BED.
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I SHOULD TRY THAT.
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USUALLY, I JUST COUNT SHEEP.
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PROBLEM IS, THE NEAREST FARM
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IS 80 MILES FROM MY HOUSE.
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ANYWAY...
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- I FIGURED YOU'D BE
- A GOOD PERSON
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TO SHOW HIM AROUND.
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I'D BE HAPPY TO.
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REALLY?
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YOU KNOW,
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IT'S A TWO-STOREY SCHOOL.
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- THREE, IF YOU COUNT
- THE BASEMENT.
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ARE YOU GOING TO THE BASEMENT?
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NO.
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[CRYING OUT]
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[BODY THUDS]
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YES.
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[♪♪♪]
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♪ GOODBYE, SUMMER
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HELLO, FALL ♪
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- ♪ WE'VE BEEN TRYING
- TO GET HERE ♪
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♪ SINCE WE BOTH
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WERE BARELY TWO FEET TALL ♪
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♪ WHO YOU CALLING KID?
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WHO YOU CALLING KID? ♪
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♪ WHO YOU CALLING KID? ♪
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- ♪ YOU CAN CALL ME
- WHAT YOU WANT ♪
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♪ BUT I WON'T HEAR A WORD ♪
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♪ AND I NEVER DID ♪
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♪ WHO YOU CALLING KID? ♪♪
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GOOD MORNING, CLASS.
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- I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU
- TO OUR NEWEST STUDENT,
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MY YOUNG APPRENTICE, JOSEPH.
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HE'S LIKE A TINY
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VERSION OF MR. YOUNG.
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- BUT MR. YOUNG'S A TINY VERSION
- OF MR. YOUNG.
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ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE.
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TAKE YOUR SEATS.
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OKAY. SEE YOU ALL TOMORROW.
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- TODAY WE'RE GOING TO LEARN ABOUT
- THE HUMAN BRAIN,
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- WHICH COMPRISES
- FOUR CORTICAL DIVISIONS,
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OR "LOBES:"
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THE OCCIPITAL, THE TEMPORAL,
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THE FRONTAL, AND THE PARIETAL.
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I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
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WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
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THE PART I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
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I UNDERSTAND.
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- THINK OF THE BRAIN AS A HOUSE
- WITH A LIVING ROOM,
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- A KITCHEN, A BATHROOM,
- AND A GARAGE.
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- WELL, I WATCH TV
- IN MY LIVING ROOM,
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SO THE OCCIPITAL MUST BE
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THE VISUAL CENTER OF THE BRAIN.
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- THE KITCHEN,
- OR TEMPORAL LOBE,
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MUST CONTROL MY SENSE OF SMELL.
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THE FRONTAL LOBE
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- MUST BE FOR REASONING
- AND LOGICAL THOUGHT,
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BECAUSE THE BATHROOM
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IS WHERE I DO MY BEST THINKING.
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AND THE PARIETAL LOBE...
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THE GARAGE...
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MOTOR SKILLS?
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EXACTLY!
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THAT'S AMAZING.
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FOR THE FIRST TIME ALL YEAR,
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I FINALLY UNDERSTAND SOMETHING.
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- [ECHO]:
- THAT WAS AWESOME, JOSEPH!
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YOU SHOULD TEACH.
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YEAH.
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- HAVING A KID FOR A TEACHER
- WOULD BE REALLY COOL.
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WELL, I SEE WE HAVE
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A FEW NEW FACES IN DETENTION,
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AS WELL AS THE USUAL
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REPEAT OFFENDERS.
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DON'T LOOK AT ME.
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WELL, YOU ARE HERE A LOT.
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OH, I KNOW.
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I JUST DON'T WANT YOU
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TO LOOK AT ME.
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I STILL DON'T KNOW WHY
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I'M HERE.
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- YOU STOLE A CHAIR
- FROM THE SCIENCE LAB!
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YOU HAVE NO PROOF!
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JUST LIKE YOU HAVE NO PROOF
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- I PUT GLUE ON
- ONE OF THE CHAIRS IN HERE.
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WHICH CHAIR?
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WELL, IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER.
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YOU TWO ARE LIFERS...
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BEYOND REFORM.
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HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THAT,
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BY LOCKING US UP
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WITH OTHER MISCREANTS,
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- YOU'RE JUST MAKING IT EASIER
- FOR US TO LEARN
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NEW CRIMINAL TECHNIQUES,
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WHICH LANDS US RIGHT BACK HERE
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IN DETENTION?
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NO, I HAVE NOT CONSIDERED THAT.
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WELL, YOU SHOULD.
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YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT.
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MAYBE IT'S TIME YOU LEARNED WHAT
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IT'S LIKE TO BE IN MY SHOES.
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I DON'T THINK THEY'D FIT.
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I WEAR A SIZE 13.
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AND A SIZE 10.
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WELL, LACE 'EM UP, SON.
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I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU TWO
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HALL MONITORS.
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MAYBE A LITTLE SENSE OF
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AUTHORITY WILL SET YOU STRAIGHT.
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HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THAT
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THIS MIGHT BE A HUGE MISTAKE
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- THAT WILL END UP BITING YOU
- IN THE CHAIR-COVERED BUTT?
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NO, I HAVE NOT CONSIDERED THAT.
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WELL, YOU SHOULD.
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[THUD]
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YEAH... IT'LL BE FINE.
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- THAT JOSEPH
- IS REALLY SMART.
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- IT WAS INCREDIBLE
- TO BE IN THE PRESENCE
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OF SUCH A GENIUS.
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WHAT ABOUT ME?
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YOU PROBABLY
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ENJOYED IT, TOO.
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WELL, I'M HONORED
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TO BE MENTORING JOSEPH.
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I'M SURE I CAN TEACH HIM
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A FEW THINGS.
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- OH, AND HE CAN
- TEACH YOU A FEW THINGS.
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- LIKE HOW
- TO TALK TO ECHO.
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YOUR BRAIN DISTINGUISHES
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- BETWEEN UNEXPECTED
- EXTERNAL TOUCH
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AND YOUR OWN.
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THAT'S WHY
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YOU CAN'T TICKLE YOURSELF.
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BUT YOU CAN
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TICKLE OTHER PEOPLE!
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- COOCHIE-COOCHIE-
- COOCHIE-COO!
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THAT SHOULD BE ME!
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OKAY.
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- COOCHIE-COOCHIE-
- COOCHIE-COO!
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[GIGGLING]
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I MEANT ECHO AND ME!
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YOU MAKE SCIENCE
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SO EASY TO UNDERSTAND.
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- WOULD YOU MIND TUTORING ME
- AFTER SCHOOL?
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- SURE. SEE YOU
- BACK HERE AT 3:30.
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GREAT. IT'S A DATE.
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"A DATE?"
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THIS IS TERRIBLE.
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HERE... THIS WILL
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CHEER YOU UP...
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- COOCHIE-COOCHIE-
- COOCHIE-COO!
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STOP THAT!
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ACTUALLY...
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IT DID MAKE ME FEEL BETTER.
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[♪♪♪]
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[SIREN WAILING]
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[MAKING LOUD
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[SIREN NOISE]
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HELLO, RECRUITS.
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WELCOME TO...
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HALL MONITOR ACADEMY.
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- [MAKING LOUD
- SIREN NOISE]
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DO YOU MIND?
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- I'M TRYING TO TRAIN
- THESE NEW HALL MONITORS.
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[STOPS]
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NOW, GET OUT OF HERE.
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[FEET STOMPING]
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[IMITATES CAR ALARM CHIRP]
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[CAR DOOR SHUTTING]
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[CAR ENGINE REVVING]
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[DRIVING]
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NO. I MEAN ACTUALLY LEAVE.
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[FALLS SILENT]
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NOW, AS HALL MONITORS,
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YOU'RE GOING TO BE DRAGGED
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INTO THE DEEPEST, DARKEST,
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DEPTHS OF... HALL.
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IT'LL BE NO PICNIC!
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EXCEPT IN MAY,
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WHEN WE HAVE OUR ANNUAL
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HALL MONITORS' PICNIC.
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SO, WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO?
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- RIDE AROUND
- ON ONE OF THOSE DORKMOBILES?
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HEY, YOU ROOKIES HAVE TO
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EARN THE RIGHT
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TO RIDE AROUND
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ON ONE OF THESE DORKMOBILES.
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NOW, AS HALL MONITORS,
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ONE OF YOUR PRIMARY DUTIES
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- IS TO PREVENT PEOPLE
- FROM RUNNING IN THE HALLS.
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IVY, LET'S SEE HOW YOU DO THAT.
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[TWEETS]
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HEY... YOU'RE CUTE!
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[GIGGLES FLIRTATIOUSLY]
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WOW!
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VERY NICE, IVY.
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PLAY TO YOUR STRENGTHS.
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- OKAY, SLAB,
- LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT.
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[TWEET]
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HEY... YOU'RE CUTE.
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[GIGGLES FLIRTATIOUSLY]
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OKAY, BUT YOU NEED
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TO FIND YOUR OWN APPROACH.
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GOT IT.
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[BREATHES]
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[THUD]
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WOW.
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- HOW BAD DOES YOUR BREATH
- HAVE TO BE
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TO KNOCK A GUY OUT COLD?
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[BREATHES]
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IT WAS RHETORICAL!
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[THUD]
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[SCOFFS] WIMPS.
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IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
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[BREATHES]
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CAN YOU BELIEVE JOSEPH?
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ECHO IS MY GIRL.
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DOESN'T HE KNOW THAT?
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HOW COULD HE?
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I DON'T THINK
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ECHO KNOWS IT.
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- YOU DON'T JUST WALK
- INTO ANOTHER MAN'S SCHOOL
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AND START TICKLING.
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WHEN YOU FIND A GIRL YOU LIKE,
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YOU PINE AFTER HER,
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- YOU CONSTRUCT ELABORATE
- SCENARIOS IN YOUR MIND
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- ABOUT THE TWO OF YOU
- SPENDING TIME TOGETHER,
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- YOU WORK UP THE NERVE
- TO CALL HER,
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YOU LOSE YOUR NERVE,
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YOU WALLOW IN SELF-PITY,
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- THEN YOU WORK UP YOUR NERVE
- AGAIN.
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- THEN, SOMETIME
- IN THE THIRD YEAR,
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YOU ASK HER OUT,
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BUT, ON THE NIGHT OF THE DATE,
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- YOU'RE SO SICK TO YOUR STOMACH,
- YOU HAVE TO BAIL.
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- SO IT'S BACK TO WALLOWING
- IN SELF-PITY FOR ANOTHER YEAR.
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NOW, THANKS TO JOSEPH,
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A CAREFULLY CONSTRUCTED PLAN
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HAS TO BE THROWN OUT THE WINDOW.
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WELL, HE'S NOT THE ONLY GENIUS
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WHO CAN DESTROY ANOTHER GENIUS'S
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CAREFULLY CONSTRUCTED PLAN.
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[NASALLY]: WHAT
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ARE YOU GONNA DO?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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- ALL I CAN TELL YOU IS IT WON'T
- BE CAREFULLY CONSTRUCTED.
285
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THAT'S MY KIND OF PLAN.
286
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[PHONE ALERT CHIMES]
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OOPS...
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BETTER GET TO MY TUTORING DATE.
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A TRIPWIRE?
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[THWACK]
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[WHOOSH]
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[THUD]
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HAHA! GOTCHA!
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- IS WHAT I WOULD'VE SAID
- TO THE VICTIM OF THIS PRANK,
295
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HAD I REALLY BEEN DOING IT
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- AND NOT MERELY DEMONSTRATING IT
- SAFELY OVER YOUR HEAD...
297
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WHERE YOU'RE SAFE.
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NICE ONE!
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- SO THE FIRST TRIPWIRE
- WAS JUST A DECOY?
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[SPROING]
301
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[WHOOSH]
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FOOLED YOU AGAIN.
303
00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:58,974
[LAUGHTER RISING]
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00:10:01,685 --> 00:10:03,645
HI, ECHO.
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00:10:03,687 --> 00:10:05,689
ADAM? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:07,649
ADAM?
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00:10:07,691 --> 00:10:09,531
- I'M JOSEPH,
- THE LOVABLE 10-YEAR-OLD GENIUS.
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
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I'M GOING TO GO FIND JOSEPH.
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WELL, LOOK NO FURTHER.
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I'M STANDING RIGHT HERE.
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[LAUGHTER]
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00:10:24,708 --> 00:10:26,544
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
314
00:10:26,585 --> 00:10:27,586
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
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- WE HAVE
- A TUTORING DATE.
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FINE... "JOSEPH."
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LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH.
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00:10:34,009 --> 00:10:36,094
- GREAT. I'M GOING TO TEACH YOU
- ABOUT THE BRAIN...
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00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:37,263
AND WHAT HAPPENS WHEN
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IT'S SO CLEARLY DAMAGED?
321
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OKAY.
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THINK OF A DAMAGED BRAIN
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AS A HOUSE WITH A LEAKY ROOF.
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EXCEPT, UNLIKE A HOUSE,
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00:10:44,436 --> 00:10:46,063
- WHERE YOU CAN JUST PUT ON
- A NEW ROOF,
326
00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:47,898
- MOST SEVERE BRAIN DAMAGE
- IS IRREPARABLE.
327
00:10:47,939 --> 00:10:49,816
ALL RIGHT. GOOD LESSON.
328
00:10:49,858 --> 00:10:52,570
"BRAIN DAMAGE BAD."
329
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- A-HA! I AM,
- IN FACT, NOT JOSEPH,
330
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BUT ADAM YOUNG,
331
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- WHO IS EVERY BIT AS GOOD
- A TEACHER AS JOSEPH IS!
332
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HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, MISTER!
333
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FREEZE!
334
00:11:00,911 --> 00:11:02,308
IDENTITY THEFT
335
00:11:02,309 --> 00:11:03,705
IS A SERIOUS CRIME.
336
00:11:03,747 --> 00:11:05,249
CONSIDER YOURSELF BUSTED
337
00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:06,500
BY THE HALL MONITORS'
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00:11:06,501 --> 00:11:07,709
UNDERCOVER UNIT.
339
00:11:07,751 --> 00:11:10,504
BUT I WASN'T DOING ANYTHING!
340
00:11:10,546 --> 00:11:12,130
RESISTING ARREST, HUH?
341
00:11:14,132 --> 00:11:15,800
[BREATHES]
342
00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:17,802
IS THAT SPEARMINT?
343
00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:19,304
[BREATHES]
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00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:21,640
DARN IT!
345
00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,242
- SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD
- THAT BREATH MINT.
346
00:11:24,893 --> 00:11:27,605
THIS MACHINE IS DESIGNED
347
00:11:27,646 --> 00:11:29,002
TO STIMULATE SYNAPTIC RESPONSES
348
00:11:29,003 --> 00:11:30,357
IN THE BRAIN.
349
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- BY INCREASING THE ELECTRIC FLOW
- TO A LOCALIZED AREA,
350
00:11:32,443 --> 00:11:33,753
- ONE'S CAPACITY
- TO PROCESS KNOWLEDGE
351
00:11:33,777 --> 00:11:35,337
- SHOULD BE
- PROPORTIONATELY INCREASED.
352
00:11:38,574 --> 00:11:41,535
[SPEAKING SLOWLY]: ASK JOSEPH.
353
00:11:41,577 --> 00:11:43,245
- I WILL,
- WHEN YOU'RE NOT AROUND.
354
00:11:43,287 --> 00:11:45,747
YOU SEEM KIND OF JEALOUS OF HIM.
355
00:11:45,789 --> 00:11:48,667
I WAS, BUT... NOT ANYMORE.
356
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:49,835
THIS SCHOOL IS BIG ENOUGH
357
00:11:49,836 --> 00:11:50,961
FOR TWO GENIUSES.
358
00:11:51,002 --> 00:11:52,083
OH, YOU MEAN ME AND JOSEPH?
359
00:11:54,172 --> 00:11:55,299
WHAT? PEOPLE REFER TO ME
360
00:11:55,300 --> 00:11:56,425
AS A GENIUS ALL THE TIME.
361
00:11:58,969 --> 00:12:00,429
I'M CONSTANTLY HEARING THINGS
362
00:12:00,430 --> 00:12:01,888
LIKE, "GOOD ONE, GENIUS."
363
00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:03,203
"WAY TO RUIN EVERYTHING,
364
00:12:03,204 --> 00:12:04,475
GENIUS."
365
00:12:04,516 --> 00:12:06,477
AND, "WE'RE BEING SARCASTIC
366
00:12:06,518 --> 00:12:08,103
- WHEN WE CALL YOU A GENIUS,
- GENIUS."
367
00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:11,815
- WELL, I'M JUST GOING TO FORGET
- ABOUT JOSEPH
368
00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:13,066
AND FOCUS ON MY RESEARCH.
369
00:12:13,108 --> 00:12:14,151
OH. YOU NEED HELP?
370
00:12:14,192 --> 00:12:16,153
AFTER ALL, I AM A GENIUS.
371
00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:20,365
I COULD USE A TEST SUBJECT.
372
00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:22,284
I WAS GOING TO USE A MOUSE,
373
00:12:22,326 --> 00:12:23,844
- BECAUSE ITS MIND IS GENETICALLY
- SIMILAR TO A HUMAN'S,
374
00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:25,870
BUT YOUR MIND
375
00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:27,393
IS ALSO GENETICALLY SIMILAR
376
00:12:27,394 --> 00:12:28,873
TO A HUMAN'S.
377
00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:30,750
PLUS, I'M NOT USING IT.
378
00:12:30,792 --> 00:12:32,670
GREAT. PUT THIS ON.
379
00:12:37,341 --> 00:12:39,009
ON YOUR HEAD, GENIUS.
380
00:12:39,050 --> 00:12:39,801
RIGHT, I KNEW THAT.
381
00:12:39,843 --> 00:12:41,345
LET'S START BY
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- STIMULATING THE AREA
- OF THE BRAIN...
383
00:12:43,013 --> 00:12:44,073
THE CEREBRUM... THAT DOES MATH.
384
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,557
YOU CAN TRY,
385
00:12:45,599 --> 00:12:45,974
- BUT I'M NOT
- VERY GOOD AT...
386
00:12:46,016 --> 00:12:48,018
[ZINGING]
387
00:12:48,059 --> 00:12:49,811
IF " F" IS
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00:12:49,812 --> 00:12:51,563
A DIFFERENTIABLE FUNCTION ON "R"
389
00:12:51,605 --> 00:12:53,458
- AND " X" IS A LOCAL MAXIMUM
- OR A LOCAL MINIMUM OF " F,"
390
00:12:53,482 --> 00:12:53,815
- THEN THE DERIVATIVE OF " F"
- AT " X"
391
00:12:53,857 --> 00:12:55,317
IS ZERO.
392
00:12:55,359 --> 00:12:57,611
THAT'S CORRECT!
393
00:12:57,653 --> 00:12:59,005
- CAN I KEEP THIS THING?
- JUST UNTIL I GRADUATE.
394
00:12:59,029 --> 00:13:00,531
NEXT TEST...
395
00:13:00,572 --> 00:13:02,824
LET'S GO TO THE CEREBELLUM
396
00:13:02,866 --> 00:13:04,093
- AND SEE IF WE CAN'T ENHANCE
- YOUR MOVEMENTS.
397
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:05,785
[CLICK]
398
00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:13,460
HEY, MR. YOUNG.
399
00:13:13,502 --> 00:13:15,021
- MIND IF I BORROW
- THIS MODEL OF THE BRAIN
400
00:13:15,045 --> 00:13:16,296
FOR MY TUTORING DATE WITH ECHO?
401
00:13:16,338 --> 00:13:18,716
PLEASE...
402
00:13:18,757 --> 00:13:19,967
DON'T MAKE ME GET ON
403
00:13:19,968 --> 00:13:21,176
MY KNEES AND BEG.
404
00:13:21,218 --> 00:13:24,095
OH, SO YOU HEARD ABOUT THAT?
405
00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:25,618
YEAH, BUT DON'T WORRY.
406
00:13:25,619 --> 00:13:27,098
I HAVE A SHORT MEMORY.
407
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:28,933
OKAY, I GET IT.
408
00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:30,852
I WAS STUPID AND I'M SORRY.
409
00:13:30,894 --> 00:13:33,647
THE THING IS...
410
00:13:33,689 --> 00:13:35,315
I KIND OF LIKE ECHO.
411
00:13:35,357 --> 00:13:36,400
SO ASK HER OUT.
412
00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:38,151
IT'S NOT THAT EASY.
413
00:13:38,193 --> 00:13:39,069
- I HAVEN'T REALLY SPENT
- A LOT OF TIME
414
00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:40,070
AROUND PEOPLE MY OWN AGE,
415
00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:41,988
SO I GUESS SOMETIMES
416
00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:42,989
- I'M A LITTLE AWKWARD
- AROUND THEM.
417
00:13:43,031 --> 00:13:44,783
I'M NOT YOUR AGE,
418
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,219
- AND YOU'RE A LITTLE AWKWARD
- AROUND ME.
419
00:13:46,243 --> 00:13:47,345
- MR. TATER'S NOT YOUR AGE,
- AND...
420
00:13:47,369 --> 00:13:49,954
ANYWAY...
421
00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:51,373
- YOU HAVE FUN
- TUTORING ECHO.
422
00:13:51,415 --> 00:13:52,834
I'M GOING TO FOCUS
423
00:13:52,835 --> 00:13:54,251
ON MY RESEARCH.
424
00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:55,877
WHAT DO YOU HAVE HERE?
425
00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:57,796
- THIS BABY STIMULATES
- AREAS OF THE BRAIN
426
00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:58,380
- WITH A LOW-LEVEL
- ELECTRICAL CHARGE.
427
00:13:58,422 --> 00:13:58,963
LOCALIZED?
428
00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:01,299
YES.
429
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:02,614
FOR EXAMPLE, I'M CONCENTRATING
430
00:14:02,615 --> 00:14:03,885
ON THE CEREBELLUM,
431
00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:05,821
- WHERE, WITH THE TURN OF A KNOB,
- I CAN SUBTLY AFFECT MOVEMENT.
432
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,138
[CRANKS DIAL]
433
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:08,599
[ELECTRICITY WHIRRING]
434
00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:15,689
HMM. I WONDER
435
00:14:15,690 --> 00:14:16,898
WHAT WOULD HAPPEN
436
00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:18,421
IF YOU STIMULATED
437
00:14:18,422 --> 00:14:19,901
THE WHOLE BRAIN AT ONCE.
438
00:14:19,943 --> 00:14:21,653
- ARE YOU SUGGESTING
- THAT DOING SO
439
00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:22,739
COULD POTENTIALLY CREATE
440
00:14:22,740 --> 00:14:23,781
SOME KIND OF SUPER-GENIUS?
441
00:14:23,822 --> 00:14:26,183
- I'M JUST SAYING OUT LOUD
- WHAT YOU WERE ALREADY THINKING.
442
00:14:27,576 --> 00:14:28,678
- WHO ARE YOU GOING
- TO TEST IT ON?
443
00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:29,763
BECAUSE I'D LIKE TO VOLUNTEER.
444
00:14:29,787 --> 00:14:32,914
YOU?
445
00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:34,934
- YEAH. UNLESS YOU DON'T WANT ME
- TO BE A SUPER-GENIUS,
446
00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:36,018
- BUT THAT WOULD MEAN
- YOU'RE JEALOUS OF ME.
447
00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:38,462
WHICH I'M TOTALLY NOT.
448
00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:39,879
- DERBY!
- GIVE ME THE HELMET.
449
00:14:44,301 --> 00:14:45,719
[♪♪♪]
450
00:14:49,848 --> 00:14:51,809
- THEFT IS A MAJOR PROBLEM
- AT FINNEGAN.
451
00:14:51,850 --> 00:14:53,184
A LOT OF SCHOOL PROPERTY
452
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:55,103
- IS TAKEN
- OVER THE COURSE OF A YEAR.
453
00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:56,539
- AS HALL MONITORS,
- YOU HAVE THE RIGHT
454
00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:57,981
TO SEARCH A STUDENT'S LOCKER
455
00:14:58,022 --> 00:14:59,087
IF YOU SUSPECT
456
00:14:59,088 --> 00:15:00,150
HE OR SHE IS GUILTY.
457
00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:01,294
- CAN WE SEARCH
- IF WE'RE JUST CURIOUS?
458
00:15:01,318 --> 00:15:03,027
NO.
459
00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:04,669
- WHAT IF WE'RE REALLY,
- REALLY CURIOUS?
460
00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:08,116
STILL NO.
461
00:15:08,158 --> 00:15:10,410
BUT...
462
00:15:10,452 --> 00:15:11,971
- YOU ALWAYS HAVE PERMISSION
- TO SEARCH DERBY'S LOCKER,
463
00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:13,955
BECAUSE HE'S A THIEF.
464
00:15:13,997 --> 00:15:14,956
I RESENT THAT, SIR.
465
00:15:14,998 --> 00:15:16,374
DO YOU DENY IT?
466
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,752
NO... BUT I RESENT IT.
467
00:15:20,712 --> 00:15:22,255
OPEN UP YOUR LOCKER
468
00:15:22,297 --> 00:15:22,840
- SO THAT SLAB AND IVY
- CAN SEARCH IT.
469
00:15:22,881 --> 00:15:23,881
[TWEETS]
470
00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:30,888
A-HA!
471
00:15:35,018 --> 00:15:36,311
OUR MASCOT COSTUME!
472
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:43,442
MRS. GESSER?
473
00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:46,946
I THOUGHT YOU RETIRED YEARS AGO!
474
00:15:49,032 --> 00:15:50,742
I THINK THAT'S THE LAST OF IT.
475
00:15:52,369 --> 00:15:53,745
NICE WORK, TEAM.
476
00:15:55,497 --> 00:15:57,165
NOW, ARREST THIS FELON!
477
00:15:57,207 --> 00:15:59,000
FOR WHAT?
478
00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:00,919
POSSESSION OF STOLEN
479
00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:02,796
SCHOOL PROPERTY.
480
00:16:02,838 --> 00:16:04,778
IT'S NEVER LEFT THE SCHOOL,
481
00:16:04,779 --> 00:16:06,717
SO TECHNICALLY IT'S NOT STOLEN.
482
00:16:06,758 --> 00:16:10,804
HE MAKES A GOOD POINT.
483
00:16:10,846 --> 00:16:12,431
IN FACT, I'VE BEEN STORING
484
00:16:12,432 --> 00:16:14,015
ALL THIS STUFF FOR YOU.
485
00:16:14,057 --> 00:16:15,183
I THINK I'LL START
486
00:16:15,184 --> 00:16:16,309
CHARGING YOU RENT.
487
00:16:16,351 --> 00:16:18,562
RENT?
488
00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:20,335
THE SCHOOL CAN'T
489
00:16:20,336 --> 00:16:22,065
AFFORD TO PAY YOU RENT.
490
00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:23,379
WELL, I SUPPOSE I COULD
491
00:16:23,380 --> 00:16:24,651
KEEP ON STORING IT FOR FREE...
492
00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:25,861
IF YOU PUT
493
00:16:25,862 --> 00:16:27,028
ALL THIS STUFF BACK.
494
00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:29,113
YOU HEARD THE MAN.
495
00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:30,276
GET ALL THIS STUFF PUT AWAY!
496
00:16:33,076 --> 00:16:34,327
ALL RIGHT...
497
00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:35,829
IN YOU GO, LADY.
498
00:16:38,456 --> 00:16:40,709
EVERYONE...
499
00:16:40,751 --> 00:16:41,836
WE ARE HERE
500
00:16:41,837 --> 00:16:42,920
TO WITNESS THE FUTURE.
501
00:16:42,961 --> 00:16:44,379
IS IT A FLYING CAR?
502
00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:45,756
NO.
503
00:16:45,797 --> 00:16:46,841
IS IT A FLYING
504
00:16:46,842 --> 00:16:47,883
DORKMOBILE?
505
00:16:47,925 --> 00:16:48,926
NO. IT DOESN'T FLY.
506
00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:51,219
IS IT A CHICKEN?
507
00:16:51,261 --> 00:16:53,054
WHAT?
508
00:16:53,096 --> 00:16:54,976
- YOU SAID IT DOESN'T FLY.
- CHICKENS DON'T FLY.
509
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:58,184
HE'S RIGHT. THEY DON'T.
510
00:16:58,226 --> 00:16:59,704
- A CHICKEN ISN'T THE FUTURE.
- WE HAVE CHICKEN NOW.
511
00:16:59,728 --> 00:17:02,439
WHERE?
512
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,649
I DON'T MEAN WE HAVE IT NOW.
513
00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,088
I'M GOING TO TURN THIS YOUNG BOY
514
00:17:06,089 --> 00:17:07,485
INTO A SUPER-GENIUS.
515
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:08,403
- WELL, HE'S ALREADY THE SMARTEST
- PERSON I'VE EVER MET.
516
00:17:08,445 --> 00:17:10,029
QUIET!
517
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,578
[ADAM]: ARE YOU READY?
518
00:17:16,620 --> 00:17:18,138
- I'M READY IF YOU ARE.
- I MEAN, I TRUST YOU.
519
00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:19,957
- WHAT KIND OF MONSTER
- WOULD HURT A CHILD?
520
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,251
[CLICK]
521
00:17:23,293 --> 00:17:25,253
[ELECTRICITY WHIRRING]
522
00:17:35,138 --> 00:17:37,098
AND DID IT WORK?
523
00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:38,099
- THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY
- TO FIND OUT.
524
00:17:38,141 --> 00:17:40,184
JOSEPH, WHY DON'T YOU TELL US
525
00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:42,455
- THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BOSONIC
- AND HETEROTIC STRING THEORY?
526
00:17:42,479 --> 00:17:44,230
[SLOWLY]: I LIKE MEATBALLS.
527
00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:48,652
HE HAS SUCH A WAY
528
00:17:48,653 --> 00:17:50,069
OF SIMPLIFYING THINGS.
529
00:17:50,111 --> 00:17:51,780
JOSEPH, ARE YOU OKAY?
530
00:17:51,822 --> 00:17:54,032
TRUMPETS MAKE A FUNNY NOISE.
531
00:17:55,951 --> 00:17:59,663
I HAVE ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT!
532
00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:01,331
- WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
- TO JOSEPH?
533
00:18:01,372 --> 00:18:02,812
- YOU'VE MADE HIM
- AS DUMB AS DERBY!
534
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,127
AS DUMB AS DERBY?
535
00:18:06,169 --> 00:18:09,255
YOU MONSTER!
536
00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:11,215
- I DON'T KNOW
- HOW THIS COULD HAVE HAPPENED.
537
00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:14,093
BUNNIES SMELL LIKE MAGIC.
538
00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:17,869
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS
539
00:18:17,870 --> 00:18:19,057
TO SUCH A BRIGHT YOUNG MAN?
540
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,099
IT MUST BE JEALOUSY.
541
00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:23,269
IT'S TRUE.
542
00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:24,951
- ADAM TOLD ME
- HE WAS JEALOUS OF JOSEPH.
543
00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:28,876
- I GUESS HE'LL HAVE TO
- GO BACK TO GRADE SCHOOL.
544
00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:31,110
BUSES ARE FAT CARS!
545
00:18:33,154 --> 00:18:34,154
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
546
00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:40,328
[♪♪♪]
547
00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:41,392
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
548
00:18:41,393 --> 00:18:42,413
WHY THIS DIDN'T WORK.
549
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,708
I DO.
550
00:18:44,749 --> 00:18:45,959
BY STIMULATING
551
00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:47,168
MY ENTIRE BRAIN AT ONCE,
552
00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:48,354
- THE VOLTAGE
- WAS SO DILUTED,
553
00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:49,963
IT HAD NO EFFECT!
554
00:18:50,005 --> 00:18:50,964
- IT'S LIKE TRYING
- TO FEED AN ENTIRE VILLAGE
555
00:18:51,006 --> 00:18:53,550
WITH A GRAIN OF RICE.
556
00:18:53,591 --> 00:18:57,012
WHAT? THAT WASN'T DUMB.
557
00:18:57,054 --> 00:18:58,826
SHOULDN'T YOU BE SAYING THINGS
558
00:18:58,827 --> 00:19:00,598
LIKE "TENNIS BALLS ARE FUZZY?"
559
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,433
NO, BECAUSE I'M NOT AN IDIOT.
560
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:03,810
THEN WHY'D YOU
561
00:19:03,811 --> 00:19:05,144
FAKE BEING DUMB?
562
00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:05,854
- NOW THEY'RE GOING
- TO SEND YOU BACK
563
00:19:05,896 --> 00:19:06,396
TO ELEMENTARY SCHOOL.
564
00:19:06,437 --> 00:19:08,231
EXACTLY!
565
00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:09,900
NOW I'VE SEEN WHAT
566
00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:11,818
- SKIPPING ALL THOSE GRADES
- CAN DO TO A GUY.
567
00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:12,903
I DON'T WANT TO END UP
568
00:19:12,944 --> 00:19:14,195
FRIENDLESS,
569
00:19:14,237 --> 00:19:15,864
SOCIALLY AWKWARD,
570
00:19:15,906 --> 00:19:18,199
UNABLE TO TALK TO GIRLS.
571
00:19:18,241 --> 00:19:20,201
I AM NOT FRIENDLESS!
572
00:19:20,243 --> 00:19:22,286
I'VE GOT DERBY...
573
00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:24,205
OKAY, I'LL GIVE YOU THAT ONE.
574
00:19:24,247 --> 00:19:26,708
ANYWAY...
575
00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:27,855
I'D RATHER JUST PRETEND
576
00:19:27,856 --> 00:19:28,960
TO BE AVERAGE.
577
00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:31,379
- SO I WON'T GRADUATE HIGH SCHOOL
- UNTIL I'M 17.
578
00:19:31,421 --> 00:19:32,714
AT LEAST I'LL KISS A GIRL
579
00:19:32,715 --> 00:19:34,007
BEFORE I'M 40.
580
00:19:34,049 --> 00:19:36,217
YOU EVIL LITTLE...
581
00:19:36,259 --> 00:19:39,596
GENIUS?
582
00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:40,889
[INDULGINGLY]:
583
00:19:40,890 --> 00:19:42,140
THERE YOU ARE, JOSEPH.
584
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:43,349
ARE YOU READY TO GO ON
585
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:44,517
THE BIG YELLOW FAT CAR
586
00:19:44,559 --> 00:19:45,351
TO YOUR NEW SCHOOL?
587
00:19:45,393 --> 00:19:48,939
BRRRM-BRRRM!
588
00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:50,941
- UNDERPANTS
- GO ON THE INSIDE.
589
00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:55,236
YES, THEY DO.
590
00:19:57,614 --> 00:20:00,283
YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT ME, JOSEPH.
591
00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:02,261
- IF I HAD MY LIFE TO LIVE OVER,
- I WOULDN'T CHANGE ONE THING.
592
00:20:02,285 --> 00:20:04,245
NOT ONE MINUTE OF IT.
593
00:20:04,287 --> 00:20:05,372
AND DO YOU KNOW WHY?
594
00:20:05,373 --> 00:20:06,456
BECAUSE IT LED ME HERE.
595
00:20:06,497 --> 00:20:08,218
- TO THIS JOB I LOVE
- AND THESE PEOPLE I...
596
00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:13,212
I LIKE MEATBALLS...
597
00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:21,679
[♪♪♪]
598
00:20:26,643 --> 00:20:29,041
SLAB, IVY, I JUST WANTED TO SAY
599
00:20:29,042 --> 00:20:31,439
HOW PROUD I AM OF YOU BOTH.
600
00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:33,316
LOOK HOW FAR YOU'VE COME!
601
00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:35,318
- THIS HALLWAY HAS NEVER BEEN
- SO ORDERLY,
602
00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:36,611
AND YOU...
603
00:20:36,612 --> 00:20:37,862
HAVE BECOME SOLID CITIZENS.
604
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:39,990
THANK YOU, SIR.
605
00:20:40,031 --> 00:20:41,134
- BUT I'M AFRAID WE'RE GOING
- TO HAVE TO TICKET YOU.
606
00:20:41,158 --> 00:20:43,034
TICKET ME?
607
00:20:43,076 --> 00:20:44,344
- YOUR SCOOTER IS PARKED
- IN FRONT OF A DOOR.
608
00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:46,370
THAT'S A CLEAR VIOLATION.
609
00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:48,372
NO, IT'S NOT PARKED.
610
00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:50,291
- I JUST STOPPED
- TO COMPLIMENT YOU.
611
00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:51,814
ARE YOU ARGUING
612
00:20:51,815 --> 00:20:53,294
WITH A HALL MONITOR?
613
00:20:53,336 --> 00:20:54,671
AND LOOK AT THIS!
614
00:20:54,712 --> 00:20:55,338
- YOUR TAIL-LIGHT
- IS BROKEN!
615
00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:56,339
IT'S NOT BRO...
616
00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:57,757
[SHATTERING]
617
00:20:57,799 --> 00:20:59,551
THIS IS A VERY
618
00:20:59,552 --> 00:21:01,302
SERIOUS OFFENCE.
619
00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:03,013
- YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
- COME WITH US.
620
00:21:03,054 --> 00:21:03,471
- I'M NOT GOIN' ANYWHERE
- WITH ANYONE!
621
00:21:03,513 --> 00:21:06,390
RESISTING ARREST?
622
00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:07,308
- YOU'RE ONLY MAKING IT
- HARDER ON YOURSELF, FELLA.
623
00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:09,268
NO. WAIT!
624
00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:10,663
- YOU CAN'T THROW ME
- IN THE DETENTION ROOM.
625
00:21:10,687 --> 00:21:12,331
- HALF THE PEOPLE IN THAT PLACE
- ARE THERE BECAUSE OF ME.
626
00:21:12,355 --> 00:21:13,982
THEY'LL EAT ME ALIVE.
627
00:21:14,024 --> 00:21:15,359
QUIT YOUR WHINING
628
00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:16,693
AND GET IN THERE!
629
00:21:16,734 --> 00:21:18,195
[HE YELPS]
630
00:21:18,236 --> 00:21:19,529
- [YELPING,
- BLOWS LANDING]
631
00:21:19,570 --> 00:21:21,031
- [TATER]:
- OH, MOTHER...
632
00:21:21,072 --> 00:21:22,615
- [TATER, CRYING OUT]:
- NO-O-O-O-O-O!
633
00:21:22,657 --> 00:21:24,534
MAYBE WE'VE GONE TOO FAR.
634
00:21:24,575 --> 00:21:26,203
COME ON. YOU DON'T THINK
635
00:21:26,204 --> 00:21:27,829
HE'S REALLY BEING BEATEN UP?
636
00:21:27,871 --> 00:21:29,998
- THAT'S JUST THE SOUND EFFECTS
- GUY DOING HIS THING.
637
00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:31,833
- I MEAN, LISTEN
- TO THOSE SCREAMS...
638
00:21:31,875 --> 00:21:33,584
THEY ARE SO FAKE.
639
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:35,545
[TATER]: HELP ME!
640
00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:36,630
FOR THE LOVE OF ALL
641
00:21:36,631 --> 00:21:37,672
THAT'S GOOD IN THE WORLD!
642
00:21:37,714 --> 00:21:38,464
[SOBBING PITIFULLY]
643
00:21:38,506 --> 00:21:40,800
OFFICERS.
644
00:21:40,842 --> 00:21:42,343
UH-OH.
645
00:21:42,385 --> 00:21:43,887
TO THE DORKMOBILE!
646
00:21:43,928 --> 00:21:45,972
[BANG]
647
00:21:46,014 --> 00:21:47,348
[WHIMPERING]
648
00:21:47,390 --> 00:21:49,392
[TATER SCREAMS]
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