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HELLO, EVERYONE.
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- I'D LIKE TO THANK YOU ALL
- FOR STAYING AFTER SCHOOL
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FOR THIS IMPORTANT CEREMONY.
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I CAN'T SEE.
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GIVE ME A BOOST.
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WHAT?
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WATCH THE HAIR!
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AND THE SPINE!
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IN ANY EVENT, WE ARE HERE TODAY
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- TO HONOR ONE OF FINNEGAN HIGH'S
- MOST BELOVED FIGURES...
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A GHOST?
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HARDLY.
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ALTHOUGH HE IS
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HAUNTINGLY CHARMING.
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- YOU COMMISSIONED
- A STATUE OF YOURSELF?
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[ALL SHOUTING]: BOO!
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
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ARE WE SAYING "BOO"
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TO SHOW OUR DISPLEASURE
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WITH THE TATER STATUE,
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OR ARE WE TRYING
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TO LURE THE GHOST BACK?
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PEOPLE, PLEASE.
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IT'S COMPLETELY APPROPRIATE
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- FOR A SCHOOL TO HONOR
- ONE OF ITS PRINCIPALS
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IN THIS MANNER.
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HOW CAN WE EVEN AFFORD THIS,
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GIVEN THAT THE SCHOOL HAS
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SO MANY OTHER NEEDS,
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- LIKE UPDATING
- THE COMPUTER SCIENCE LAB?
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WHAT?
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WHY?
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THE CALCUTRON 2000
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WORKS JUST FINE,
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- AS LONG AS YOU STUDENTS REMEMBER
- TO CHANGE ITS LIGHT BULBS
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ONCE IN A WHILE
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AND KEEP ITS VACUUM TUBES
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FREE OF MICE.
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BESIDES,
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THIS STATUE WAS PAID FOR
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- WITH MONEY FROM
- OUR BUILDING FUND.
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SHOULDN'T THAT MONEY BE SAVED
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- TO MAKE EMERGENCY REPAIRS
- TO THE BUILDING?
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PLEASE...
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- THIS OLD GIRL IS AS STURDY
- AS THE DAY SHE WAS CONSTRUCTED.
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[CRUMBLING]
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[STUDENTS SHRIEK IN PANIC]
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[COMPUTER BEEPS AND TRILLS]
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[MECHANIZED LAUGHTER]
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IT'S NOT FUNNY, CALCUTRON!
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[♪♪♪]
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♪ GOODBYE, SUMMER
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HELLO, FALL ♪
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♪ WE'VE BEEN TRYING
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TO GET THERE ♪
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♪ SINCE WE BOTH
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WERE BARELY TWO FEET TALL ♪
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♪ WHO YOU CALLIN' KID?
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WHO YOU CALLIN' KID? ♪
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♪ WHO YOU CALLIN' KID? ♪
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♪ CAN CALL ME WHAT YOU WANT
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BUT I WON'T HEAR A WORD ♪
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♪ WHERE I AM HERE ♪
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♪ WHO YOU CALLIN' KID? ♪
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[♪♪♪]
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[THUNDER RUMBLING]
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[RAIN SPATTERING]
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HMM.
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- WHERE AM I
- GOING TO FIND SOMETHING
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TO KEEP THE RAIN OFF ME?
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OF COURSE!
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IT'S SO OBVIOUS.
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HEY!
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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QUIET, UMBRELLA.
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[SNAPS OPEN]
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[RUFFLING AND SPLASHING]
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- WELL, I GUESS
- IT'S BETTER THAN THE TIME
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HE USED ME AS A PLUNGER.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
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- THE SCHOOL STILL HASN'T
- FIXED THE HOLE IN THE ROOF.
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THIS IS DANGEROUS.
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SOMEONE COULD SLIP.
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THERE YOU ARE, MR. YOUNG.
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I'VE DECIDED THAT
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WE'LL PAY FOR A NEW ROOF
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BY HOLDING
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A FUNDRAISER AUCTION.
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- STUDENTS WILL BE ABLE TO BID
- ON SCHOOL STAFF,
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MAKING THEM SERVANTS FOR A DAY.
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YOU'RE GOING TO SELL ME?
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YEAH.
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WHY ELSE WOULD I HAVE BOUGHT
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- THIS SOLID-GOLD
- AUCTIONEER'S GAVEL,
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WITH THE MONEY FROM
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THE SCHOOL BUS MAINTENANCE FUND?
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I MEAN, REALLY, NEW BRAKES
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EVERY 50,000 MILES?
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SEEMS EXCESSIVE.
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YOU KNOW...
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IF I CONVINCE ECHO TO BUY ME,
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- WE CAN SPEND
- THE WHOLE DAY TOGETHER!
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- YEAH, WELL,
- I'D LIKE TO NOT SPEND
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- THE WHOLE DAY
- IN HERE.
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- CAREFUL, DON'T
- OPEN ME INDOORS.
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THAT'S BAD LUCK.
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- YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY
- SHOULDN'T LET SLAB
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PUSH YOU AROUND LIKE THAT.
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WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
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IT'S NOT LIKE
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THERE'S ANYONE AROUND HERE
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- TO TRAIN ME
- TO FIGHT BACK.
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THAT'S AMAZING, DANG.
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YOU DODGED THE RAINDROPS!
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THAT IS AMAZING.
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IT'S SO OBVIOUS!
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DANG, CAN YOU
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RECOMMEND SOMEONE TO TRAIN ME?
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[GAVEL BANGS]
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SOLD, FOR $25!
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- MR. MANX,
- OUR BELOVED SHOP TEACHER.
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[APPLAUSE]
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PICTURE THIS...
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"OH, NO, WHO WILL HELP ME
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WITH ALL THIS HOMEWORK?"
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"I, ADAM YOUNG,
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- "YOUR HUMBLE SERVANT
- FOR THE DAY,
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WILL HELP YOU."
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"YOU'RE THE GREATEST.
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THANK YOU."
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- ANYWAY, YOU SHOULD
- BID ON ME.
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SURE.
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I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE
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YOU'RE GOING TO GO FOR
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A LOT OF MONEY.
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YES!
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NEXT UP FOR BID,
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OUR BELOVED JANITOR, DANG.
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WHERE IS HE?
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HELLO.
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[YELPING IN SURPRISE]
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- WHO WILL START
- THE BIDDING?
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$10.
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20!
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[EVERYONE YELPS]
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OH, NO, YOU DON'T.
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30!
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- WE HAVE 30.
- DO I HEAR 40?
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TOO RICH FOR MY BLOOD.
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[BANGS GAVEL]
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SOLD TO DERBY FOR $30!
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[APPLAUSE]
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NEXT, GET READY
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TO BID ON A BIDDY.
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MRS. BYRNE!
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[APPLAUSE]
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THANK YOU, PAGEANT JUDGES.
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MY TALENT IS PLATE SPINNING.
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WHOA!
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[SMASH]
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- OKAY, WHO WOULD LIKE
- TO START THE BIDDING?
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DO I HEAR $10?
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EIGHT.
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HOW ABOUT FIVE?
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OH, COME ON, PEOPLE,
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THE WOMAN SPINS PLATES!
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ONE DOLLAR.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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- I THOUGHT YOU WERE
- BUYING ME.
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I AM.
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- I'M JUST TRYING TO GET
- THE BIDDING STARTED.
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I FEEL BAD FOR HER.
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WE HAVE ONE DOLLAR.
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- DO I HEAR
- A BUCK 25?
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WE CAN FIGURE OUT
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A PAYMENT PLAN.
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[BANGS GAVEL]
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- SOLD FOR ONE DOLLAR.
- MRS. BYRNE.
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[POLITE APPLAUSE]
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WHAT HAPPENED?
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- I THOUGHT YOU WERE
- GOING TO BUY ME.
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DON'T WORRY.
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- I'M SURE SOMEONE ELSE
- WILL BUY YOU.
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[BANGS GAVEL]
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SOLD TO IVY YOUNG!
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[APPLAUSE]
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NO!
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OUR FINAL
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AND MOST ANTICIPATED ITEM
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- IS A BELOVED MEMBER
- OF THE FINNEGAN FAMILY,
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WHO HOLDS A SPECIAL PLACE
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IN OUR HEARTS...
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PRINCIPAL TATER!
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[GASPING]
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WHO, ME?
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OH, THANK YOU.
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YOU'RE TOO KIND.
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YOU'RE AWESOME.
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OKAY, OKAY.
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LET'S START THE BIDDING AT...
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$50,000!
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COME ON, SLAB.
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THIS ISN'T A JOKE.
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OH, I'M NOT JOKING.
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DO I HEAR $50,001?
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MAYBE I COULD BID ON MYSELF.
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HELLO?
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[VOICE ECHOES HOLLOWLY]
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[BANGS GAVEL]
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[VOICE ECHOING] SOLD!
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[APPLAUSE]
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GOOD MORNING, SERVANT.
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[ADAM GROANS]
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WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO ME?
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I NEED A BEST FRIEND.
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- YOU KNOW,
- SOMEONE TO GOSSIP WITH,
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TAKE SHOPPING WITH ME,
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DO EACH OTHER'S HAIR...
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WHAT ABOUT BETHANY?
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- I THOUGHT
- SHE WAS YOUR BEST FRIEND.
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SHE IS.
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- MY BESTEST FRIEND
- IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD,
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BUT SHE'S RECOVERING
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FROM A NOSE JOB.
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I HOPE THEY GAVE HER A HUGE ONE.
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WHAT CAN YOUR HUMBLE SERVANT
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DO FOR YOU?
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TEACH ME
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EVERYTHING YOU KNOW.
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- I WANT TO BE ABLE TO DO
- ALL THE THINGS YOU CAN DO.
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AH, YOU WISH TO BE TRAINED
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IN THE ANCIENT WAYS,
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AS I WAS BACK IN VIETNAM.
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[ROARING]
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D'AH!
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- YES, YES!
- WHERE DO I START?
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WE MUST START WITH THE BASICS.
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COME.
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I WILL SHOW YOU...
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ON THIS LOCKER!
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WASH...
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DRY...
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WASH.
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DRY.
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OKAY, I GOT IT.
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HAI!
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WASH.
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DRY.
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WASH.
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DRY...
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HI-YAH!
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DRY...
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DRY.
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DRY...
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OKAY, SLAB,
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THE SCHOOL DESPERATELY
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NEEDS YOUR $50,000,
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- SO I GUESS I'M YOUR...
- SERVANT FOR THE DAY.
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OH, EXCELLENT!
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BEST WEEK'S ALLOWANCE
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I EVER SPENT.
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- SO, WHAT DO YOU
- WANT ME TO DO?
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FAN YOU WITH A PALM FROND?
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FEED YOU GRAPES?
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- CARRY YOU AROUND THE SCHOOL
- LIKE AN EMPEROR?
266
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- PLEASE DON'T SAY CARRY YOU
- AROUND THE SCHOOL
267
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LIKE AN EMPEROR.
268
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I SIMPLY WANT A DAY OF REST,
269
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A CHANCE TO UNWIND
270
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- WHILE YOU DO EVERYTHING
- I WOULD NORMALLY DO MYSELF.
271
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LIKE WHAT?
272
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THERE!
273
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STEAL THAT NERD'S LUNCH.
274
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SLAB, I CAN'T DO THAT.
275
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- OH, WELL, I GUESS
- I'LL JUST TAKE BACK
276
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MY $50,000...
277
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HEY, NERD, GIMME YOUR LUNCH!
278
00:10:04,563 --> 00:10:05,356
- OR THE ONLY THING
- YOU'LL BE EATING
279
00:10:05,397 --> 00:10:06,397
IS A KNUCKLE SANDWICH.
280
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GOOD.
281
00:10:14,906 --> 00:10:15,906
NOW EAT IT FOR ME.
282
00:10:23,665 --> 00:10:25,543
MORE VORACIOUSLY!
283
00:10:30,714 --> 00:10:32,674
THERE YOU ARE, ECHO.
284
00:10:32,716 --> 00:10:35,344
I'M READY TO BE YOUR SERVANT.
285
00:10:35,386 --> 00:10:37,346
OH, RIGHT, THE AUCTION.
286
00:10:37,388 --> 00:10:38,556
YEAH, THAT'S OKAY.
287
00:10:38,597 --> 00:10:40,224
FORGET ABOUT IT.
288
00:10:40,265 --> 00:10:43,018
I COULDN'T.
289
00:10:43,060 --> 00:10:44,749
ESPECIALLY NOT AFTER YOU PAID
290
00:10:44,750 --> 00:10:46,438
SO HANDSOMELY FOR ME.
291
00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:49,066
IT WAS A DOLLAR.
292
00:10:49,107 --> 00:10:51,985
DON'T REMIND ME.
293
00:10:52,027 --> 00:10:54,071
- TO THINK OF ALL THE THINGS
- YOU COULD'VE GOTTEN
294
00:10:54,112 --> 00:10:55,697
WITH THAT DOLLAR...
295
00:10:55,739 --> 00:10:59,117
A HUNDRED PIECES OF PENNY CANDY.
296
00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:01,661
50 NEWSPAPERS!
297
00:11:01,703 --> 00:11:04,039
TWO ROAST BEEF DINNERS!
298
00:11:04,081 --> 00:11:05,082
THERE MUST BE SOMETHING
299
00:11:05,083 --> 00:11:06,083
I CAN DO FOR YOU.
300
00:11:06,124 --> 00:11:09,836
I CAN TEACH YOU
301
00:11:09,878 --> 00:11:13,632
HOW TO PICK UP A DROPPED HANKY,
302
00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:14,696
SO YOU SHOW
303
00:11:14,697 --> 00:11:15,717
JUST A TURN OF AN ANKLE.
304
00:11:15,759 --> 00:11:17,595
[JOINTS CRUNCHING]
305
00:11:20,222 --> 00:11:21,222
WELL, YOU GET THE IDEA.
306
00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:25,852
[JOINTS CRUNCHING]
307
00:11:29,106 --> 00:11:31,108
YOU KNOW WHAT?
308
00:11:31,149 --> 00:11:32,752
- MAYBE THERE IS SOMETHING
- YOU CAN DO FOR ME.
309
00:11:32,776 --> 00:11:34,570
NAME IT.
310
00:11:34,612 --> 00:11:36,530
YOU CAN ACCOMPANY ME
311
00:11:36,572 --> 00:11:38,007
- TO THIS MOVIE
- I'VE BEEN WANTING TO SEE.
312
00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:39,241
IT'S RESTRICTED.
313
00:11:39,283 --> 00:11:40,283
THAT'S TERRIBLE!
314
00:11:42,786 --> 00:11:44,680
- PEOPLE SHOULD BE ABLE TO
- WATCH A MOVIE TOGETHER,
315
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,706
REGARDLESS OF RACE.
316
00:11:50,127 --> 00:11:51,127
HELLO, CLASS.
317
00:11:53,797 --> 00:11:55,775
- TODAY, WE'RE GOING TO BE
- STUDYING THE LIFE CYCLE.
318
00:11:55,799 --> 00:11:59,470
BORING!
319
00:11:59,511 --> 00:12:00,679
[SNORING LOUDLY]
320
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,347
GOOD ONE, SERVANT.
321
00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:03,599
[CHUCKLES]
322
00:12:03,641 --> 00:12:06,226
"BORING."
323
00:12:06,268 --> 00:12:08,604
MR. TATER!
324
00:12:08,646 --> 00:12:10,081
- WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SEND YOU
- TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE?
325
00:12:10,105 --> 00:12:11,295
YES, I WOULD LOVE TO GO
326
00:12:11,296 --> 00:12:12,483
TO MY OFFICE.
327
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,195
HEY, BESTIE,
328
00:12:16,196 --> 00:12:17,321
I NEED YOUR ADVICE.
329
00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:18,381
- WHICH OF THESE NEW SHOES
- SHOULD I KEEP
330
00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:19,281
AND WHICH SHOULD I RETURN?
331
00:12:19,323 --> 00:12:20,574
OH, KEEP THE RED ONES.
332
00:12:20,616 --> 00:12:21,783
I THINK THEY'RE DARLING.
333
00:12:21,825 --> 00:12:23,577
- GOOD! THEN
- YOU CAN WEAR THEM.
334
00:12:23,619 --> 00:12:24,286
BREAK THEM IN FOR ME.
335
00:12:24,328 --> 00:12:25,328
KISSES!
336
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:28,957
I WONDER IF SHE'LL BELIEVE
337
00:12:28,999 --> 00:12:30,639
- THEY ACCIDENTALLY
- FELL OUT THE WINDOW.
338
00:12:31,835 --> 00:12:32,794
SERPENTINE.
339
00:12:32,836 --> 00:12:34,546
STRAIGHT!
340
00:12:34,588 --> 00:12:35,755
SERPENTINE, STRAIGHT...
341
00:12:37,841 --> 00:12:39,801
WOW...
342
00:12:39,843 --> 00:12:41,553
- "ALIEN ABDUCTION"
- SURE WAS SCARY.
343
00:12:41,595 --> 00:12:43,722
YOU'RE TELLING ME.
344
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,307
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT'S HAPPENING
345
00:12:45,308 --> 00:12:46,850
RIGHT HERE ON OUR PLANET.
346
00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:49,936
IT WAS A MOVIE.
347
00:12:49,978 --> 00:12:51,438
YES.
348
00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:53,357
A CHILLING DOCUMENTARY.
349
00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:56,443
HOW MANY MORE HUMANS
350
00:12:56,485 --> 00:12:57,737
DO YOU THINK
351
00:12:57,738 --> 00:12:58,987
THOSE SLIMY ALIENS WILL CULL
352
00:12:59,029 --> 00:13:01,365
BEFORE THEY TRAVEL BACK
353
00:13:01,366 --> 00:13:03,701
TO THEIR OWN PLANET?
354
00:13:07,579 --> 00:13:09,498
- MRS. BYRNE,
- WE'RE NOT IN ANY DANGER.
355
00:13:09,540 --> 00:13:10,790
THAT'S RIGHT.
356
00:13:10,832 --> 00:13:13,502
YOU AND I ARE PERFECTLY SAFE...
357
00:13:13,544 --> 00:13:14,544
HERE IN MY BUNKER.
358
00:13:17,381 --> 00:13:18,381
[DOOR THUDS HEAVILY]
359
00:13:20,592 --> 00:13:21,719
THIS PLACE KEPT ME SECURE
360
00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:22,844
THROUGH 17 WARS
361
00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:24,804
AND TWO CRUSADES.
362
00:13:26,890 --> 00:13:29,851
OKAY, NOW I TEACH MOVE TO USE
363
00:13:29,893 --> 00:13:31,729
WHEN YOU WANT TO TAKE OUT TRASH!
364
00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:33,647
AWESOMESOME.
365
00:13:33,689 --> 00:13:35,608
DERBY'S LEARNING HOW TO
366
00:13:35,609 --> 00:13:37,526
TAKE OUT THE TRASH.
367
00:13:37,568 --> 00:13:39,152
TRICK IS
368
00:13:39,194 --> 00:13:42,030
TO DO IN SINGLE, FLUID MOTION.
369
00:13:42,072 --> 00:13:43,152
BEND, GRAB, LIFT, AND FLIP.
370
00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:46,450
HI-YAH!
371
00:13:49,705 --> 00:13:50,748
OKAY.
372
00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:53,625
HI-YAH!
373
00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:54,667
WHOA!
374
00:14:01,592 --> 00:14:04,636
HEY!
375
00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:06,179
I JUST PUT HIM IN THERE!
376
00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:19,067
YOU KNOW, THESE SHOES
377
00:14:19,068 --> 00:14:20,068
ARE HARD TO WALK IN,
378
00:14:20,110 --> 00:14:22,321
BUT THEY MAKE MY LEGS
379
00:14:22,322 --> 00:14:24,531
LOOK AMAZING!
380
00:14:24,573 --> 00:14:25,925
- HMM, I THINK I'LL HAVE
- THE CHEESE ENCHILADAS.
381
00:14:25,949 --> 00:14:27,134
- HOW CAN YOU EAT
- STUFF LIKE THAT
382
00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:28,535
AND STILL STAY SO SKINNY?
383
00:14:28,577 --> 00:14:30,579
I HATE YOU!
384
00:14:30,621 --> 00:14:32,456
- WOW, YOU'RE GETTING
- GOOD AT THIS.
385
00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:35,917
I REALLY BELIEVED YOU HATE ME.
386
00:14:35,959 --> 00:14:37,937
- YEAH, FOR SOME REASON,
- THAT ONE CAME EASY FOR ME.
387
00:14:37,961 --> 00:14:39,003
ANYWAY,
388
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:40,922
ONE OF THE THINGS
389
00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:42,233
- BETHANY AND I
- LOVE TO DO TOGETHER IS,
390
00:14:42,257 --> 00:14:43,717
SHE'S INTERESTED IN A GUY,
391
00:14:43,759 --> 00:14:45,803
AND I STEAL HIM AWAY FROM HER.
392
00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:48,305
BETHANY LOVES TO DO THAT?
393
00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:49,514
SHE MUST.
394
00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:51,558
WE DO IT ALL THE TIME.
395
00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:52,600
ANYWAY, THERE'S HUTCH.
396
00:14:53,977 --> 00:14:55,019
GO FLIRT WITH HIM.
397
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:56,772
I CAN'T FLIRT WITH HUTCH!
398
00:14:56,814 --> 00:14:57,981
YOU HAVE TO, SERVANT.
399
00:14:58,022 --> 00:14:59,691
SCHOOL RULES.
400
00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:01,443
NOW, GOOD LUCK, GIRLFRIEND.
401
00:15:01,485 --> 00:15:02,485
WHOA.
402
00:15:03,987 --> 00:15:05,947
I GOT YOU.
403
00:15:05,989 --> 00:15:07,616
WOW...
404
00:15:07,658 --> 00:15:08,908
YOU'RE STRONG!
405
00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:13,036
[♪♪♪]
406
00:15:15,499 --> 00:15:16,625
MRS. BYRNE,
407
00:15:16,626 --> 00:15:17,751
I NEED THE KEY.
408
00:15:17,793 --> 00:15:19,377
OKAY.
409
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:20,962
THE KEY...
410
00:15:21,004 --> 00:15:24,424
TO SURVIVAL
411
00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:25,300
- IS STAYING LOCKED UP
- IN THIS ROOM
412
00:15:25,342 --> 00:15:27,385
SO THE ALIENS WON'T GET US.
413
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:29,847
I MEANT THE KEY TO THE DOOR.
414
00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:31,222
OH, THAT KEY.
415
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:34,184
THAT KEY IS HIDDEN IN A PLACE
416
00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:36,102
ONLY I WILL REMEMBER.
417
00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:38,814
OH, I FORGOT.
418
00:15:38,856 --> 00:15:40,899
OH, WELL,
419
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,126
- WE HAVE PLENTY
- OF CANNED FOOD,
420
00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:43,652
AND SOON,
421
00:15:43,694 --> 00:15:46,112
PLENTY OF TINY, TIN TOILETS.
422
00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:52,744
GREAT. NO SIGNAL.
423
00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:53,929
- YOU DON'T NEED
- THAT TRANSISTOR RADIO
424
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:56,122
TO BE ENTERTAINED.
425
00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:58,204
- WE CAN READ THIS BOOK
- I'VE BEEN DYING TO GET TO.
426
00:16:01,044 --> 00:16:04,964
"THE WAR OF 1812."
427
00:16:05,006 --> 00:16:06,132
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE
428
00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:07,258
WHAT THIS IS ABOUT.
429
00:16:18,061 --> 00:16:19,730
HI-YAH! HI-YAH!
430
00:16:28,238 --> 00:16:29,531
VERY GOOD,
431
00:16:29,532 --> 00:16:30,824
YOUNG DISCIPLE.
432
00:16:30,866 --> 00:16:32,597
YOU HAVE LEARNED
433
00:16:32,598 --> 00:16:34,327
ALL THAT I CAN TEACH YOU.
434
00:16:36,079 --> 00:16:37,247
I HAVE, SENSEI?
435
00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:39,374
YES.
436
00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:40,709
YOU CAN NOW FACE
437
00:16:40,710 --> 00:16:42,001
ANY CHALLENGE ON YOUR OWN.
438
00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:46,214
I CAN, CAN'T I?
439
00:16:46,256 --> 00:16:47,632
HEY, SLAB!
440
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:49,634
I'VE HAD IT.
441
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,070
- AFTER YEARS OF PICKING ON ME,
- IT'S PAYBACK TIME.
442
00:16:51,094 --> 00:16:54,055
[LAUGHS]
443
00:16:54,097 --> 00:16:55,745
ARE YOU CHALLENGING ME
444
00:16:55,746 --> 00:16:57,392
TO A FIGHT?
445
00:16:57,434 --> 00:17:00,144
NO, I'M INFORMING YOU
446
00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:01,455
- THAT WHEN YOU WAKE UP
- IN A HOSPITAL LATER
447
00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:02,814
WITH NO MEMORY OF WHAT HAPPENED,
448
00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:05,734
IT WAS ME WHO PUT YOU THERE.
449
00:17:05,776 --> 00:17:07,652
WELL, WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.
450
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:08,612
- [WHISTLES]
- TATER!
451
00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:09,653
GET IN HERE!
452
00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:14,952
HEY, WHAT'S UP?
453
00:17:14,993 --> 00:17:16,136
- I WAS JUST ABOUT TO GO
- TO BALLET CLASS FOR YOU.
454
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:17,996
FORGET THAT.
455
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,248
I NEED YOU
456
00:17:19,249 --> 00:17:20,457
TO KICK DERBY'S BUTT.
457
00:17:20,498 --> 00:17:22,250
OH, I CAN'T DO THAT.
458
00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:23,627
YOU'RE DARN RIGHT YOU CAN'T.
459
00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:28,652
NO, I MEAN,
460
00:17:28,653 --> 00:17:30,174
I CAN'T FIGHT A STUDENT.
461
00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:32,093
- I NEED TO DRAW THE LINE
- SOMEWHERE.
462
00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:33,094
[BANGING FROM INSIDE LOCKER]
463
00:17:33,136 --> 00:17:34,679
[SLAM]
464
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:35,721
QUIET, NERD, I'M TALKING!
465
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:39,517
[SIGHS]
466
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:40,745
- WELL, I GUESS
- YOU'RE GOING UP ON THE ROOF
467
00:17:40,769 --> 00:17:41,955
AND FIXING THAT HOLE YOURSELF.
468
00:17:41,979 --> 00:17:44,188
SAY GOODBYE TO THE $50,000.
469
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:46,107
CAN I?
470
00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:48,109
- WOULD YOU LET ME HOLD IT
- ONE LAST TIME?
471
00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:49,169
- MAYBE GIVE IT
- A FEW LITTLE KISSES?
472
00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:50,737
NO!
473
00:17:57,118 --> 00:17:58,432
WELL, I GUESS I HAVE TO DO
474
00:17:58,433 --> 00:17:59,746
EVERYTHING AROUND HERE MYSELF.
475
00:17:59,788 --> 00:18:02,916
GOOD. BRING IT.
476
00:18:02,958 --> 00:18:05,710
YOU PRETTY CONFIDENT.
477
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,086
- WHERE YOU LEARN
- HOW TO FIGHT?
478
00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:08,713
FROM YOU!
479
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,131
YOU'VE BEEN TRAINING ME ALL DAY.
480
00:18:10,173 --> 00:18:12,843
TO CLEAN.
481
00:18:12,884 --> 00:18:14,532
WHAT ARE YOU
482
00:18:14,533 --> 00:18:16,179
TALKING ABOUT?
483
00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:17,368
YOU SAY, "TEACH ME
484
00:18:17,369 --> 00:18:18,515
EVERYTHING YOU KNOW."
485
00:18:18,556 --> 00:18:21,184
ABOUT FIGHTING!
486
00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:23,478
OH...
487
00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:28,316
YOU NOT VERY CLEAR.
488
00:18:28,358 --> 00:18:30,276
GOOD NEWS IS,
489
00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:31,737
NOW THAT I HAVE TRAINED YOU
490
00:18:31,738 --> 00:18:33,154
IN ANCIENT WAYS...
491
00:18:33,196 --> 00:18:36,033
ONCE AGAIN, OF CLEANING...
492
00:18:36,074 --> 00:18:39,703
YOU CAN MOP UP OWN BLOOD!
493
00:18:45,042 --> 00:18:45,750
- LOOK, TATER'S TRYING TO STEAL
- YOUR $50,000!
494
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:46,835
WHAT?
495
00:18:49,212 --> 00:18:52,090
[SNORING]
496
00:18:58,596 --> 00:18:59,848
YES, ONE BAR!
497
00:19:03,601 --> 00:19:06,897
[RINGING]
498
00:19:06,938 --> 00:19:07,898
- -HELLO?
- -ADAM!
499
00:19:07,939 --> 00:19:09,357
IT'S ECHO!
500
00:19:09,399 --> 00:19:11,109
- I NEED YOU
- TO DO SOMETHING FOR ME!
501
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,710
- OF COURSE,
- I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU.
502
00:19:13,236 --> 00:19:14,396
AFTER ALL, I AM YOUR SERVANT.
503
00:19:16,239 --> 00:19:18,199
OH, WAIT.
504
00:19:18,241 --> 00:19:21,202
BUH-BYE.
505
00:19:21,244 --> 00:19:22,203
- NO, DON'T HANG UP!
- DON'T...
506
00:19:22,245 --> 00:19:23,245
[CANS CLATTERING]
507
00:19:26,249 --> 00:19:27,709
A BOOK!
508
00:19:27,751 --> 00:19:30,336
"THE WAR OF 1812."
509
00:19:30,378 --> 00:19:31,378
SOUNDS INTERESTING.
510
00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:36,718
WHERE WERE WE?
511
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:38,237
- I WAS JUST SAYING
- HOW MUCH FUN I'M HAVING.
512
00:19:38,261 --> 00:19:40,221
- I MEAN, YOU'RE SO EASY
- TO TALK TO.
513
00:19:40,263 --> 00:19:41,657
- NOT A LOT OF GUYS
- ARE COMFORTABLE
514
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:44,601
FLYING A KITE WITH ANOTHER DUDE.
515
00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:47,186
HEY, HUTCH.
516
00:19:47,228 --> 00:19:48,497
- I WAS WONDERING IF YOU WANTED TO
- DO SOMETHING WITH ME.
517
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,378
YEAH, I'M KIND OF
518
00:19:50,379 --> 00:19:52,233
WITH SOMEONE RIGHT NOW.
519
00:19:52,275 --> 00:19:54,235
I KNOW,
520
00:19:54,277 --> 00:19:55,862
- BUT WOULDN'T YOU RATHER
- BE WITH ME?
521
00:20:01,242 --> 00:20:02,723
LOOK, IVY,
522
00:20:02,724 --> 00:20:04,203
YOU'RE A GREAT GIRL, BUT...
523
00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:05,245
WE'RE HAVING A PICNIC.
524
00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:12,378
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
525
00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:14,255
- I'M SUPPOSED TO STEAL HUTCH
- AWAY FROM YOU!
526
00:20:14,297 --> 00:20:15,840
HEY, DON'T BLAME ME
527
00:20:15,841 --> 00:20:17,383
IF YOU DON'T HAVE THE GOODS.
528
00:20:17,425 --> 00:20:20,261
ARE YOU STEALING MY MAN?
529
00:20:20,303 --> 00:20:21,614
- LAST TIME I CHECKED,
- HE WASN'T YOURS TO STEAL.
530
00:20:21,638 --> 00:20:22,847
THAT'S IT.
531
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:24,766
SOMEONE HOLD MY EARRINGS.
532
00:20:24,808 --> 00:20:25,893
YEAH, AND SOMEONE HOLD
533
00:20:25,894 --> 00:20:26,977
MY CALCULATOR.
534
00:20:27,018 --> 00:20:29,854
[BLOWS THUD]
535
00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:30,939
WHAT IS GOING ON?
536
00:20:30,981 --> 00:20:31,981
OH, HEY, BETHANY.
537
00:20:36,111 --> 00:20:38,989
ANYWAY, YOU LOOK AWESOME.
538
00:20:39,030 --> 00:20:40,299
- DID YOU DO SOMETHING
- TO YOUR...
539
00:20:40,323 --> 00:20:42,408
HAIR?
540
00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:43,868
[BOTH SHRIEKING]: OW! OW!
541
00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:44,786
OW, QUIT IT!
542
00:20:44,828 --> 00:20:45,828
YOU QUIT IT!
543
00:20:47,998 --> 00:20:49,058
I THOUGHT I SMELLED CHICKEN...
544
00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:50,249
FROM MY HOUSE.
545
00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:53,461
OH, NO.
546
00:20:53,503 --> 00:20:55,296
[THUD]
547
00:20:55,338 --> 00:20:57,882
OH, YEAH.
548
00:20:57,924 --> 00:20:59,425
- [GRUNTING IN PAIN,
- BLOWS THUDDING]
549
00:21:04,347 --> 00:21:05,347
I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING.
550
00:21:07,976 --> 00:21:08,999
THE ALIENS MUST HAVE
551
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,020
ABDUCTED EVERYONE
552
00:21:10,061 --> 00:21:11,542
- AND RETURNED
- TO THEIR HOME PLANET.
553
00:21:13,148 --> 00:21:15,316
I'M AFRAID YOU AND I
554
00:21:15,358 --> 00:21:16,878
- ARE THE LAST
- HUMAN BEINGS ON EARTH.
555
00:21:18,820 --> 00:21:20,010
YEAH, I'M SURE THAT
556
00:21:20,011 --> 00:21:21,198
THAT'S IT,
557
00:21:21,239 --> 00:21:22,866
- AND NOT THAT
- IT'S 9:00 AT NIGHT
558
00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:24,680
AND EVERYBODY
559
00:21:24,681 --> 00:21:26,452
WENT HOME!
560
00:21:26,494 --> 00:21:28,413
WE NEED TO GO OUT THERE
561
00:21:28,414 --> 00:21:30,331
AND REBUILD A NEW SOCIETY.
562
00:21:30,373 --> 00:21:33,877
YES, WE NEED TO GO OUT THERE!
563
00:21:33,918 --> 00:21:35,066
DO YOU REMEMBER
564
00:21:35,067 --> 00:21:36,213
WHERE THE KEY IS?
565
00:21:36,254 --> 00:21:38,297
NO, I WISH I DID.
566
00:21:38,339 --> 00:21:39,459
WE'LL HAVE TO USE THE SPARE.
567
00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:46,410
I CAN'T BELIEVE
568
00:21:46,411 --> 00:21:48,349
EVERY OTHER HUMAN BEING
569
00:21:48,391 --> 00:21:50,351
- HAS BEEN ABDUCTED
- BY ALIENS,
570
00:21:50,393 --> 00:21:52,353
NEVER TO BE RETURNED!
571
00:21:52,395 --> 00:21:53,897
[CRUMBLING]
572
00:22:02,405 --> 00:22:04,282
OH, LOOK.
573
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:05,366
THEY REJECTED THIS ONE
574
00:22:05,408 --> 00:22:06,408
FOR BEING SUBSTANDARD.
575
00:22:14,375 --> 00:22:16,377
AH...
576
00:22:16,419 --> 00:22:18,922
OH, GREAT.
577
00:22:18,963 --> 00:22:20,399
- NOW THERE'S ANOTHER MESS
- TO CLEAN UP.
578
00:22:20,423 --> 00:22:21,841
YOU CALLED?
579
00:22:21,883 --> 00:22:22,883
AH!
580
00:22:28,389 --> 00:22:29,389
HI-YAH!
581
00:22:31,142 --> 00:22:33,144
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