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[♪♪♪]
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- BY USING THIS HOMEMADE
- VAN DE GRAAFF GENERATOR,
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- WE CAN DEMONSTRATE
- THE ATTRACTIVE POWER
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OF STATIC ELECTRICITY.
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- AT ITS LOWEST SETTING,
- IT CAN ATTRACT PIECES OF LINT.
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[GENERATOR WHIRRING]
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WOW!
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- MY BELLY BUTTON HAS NEVER
- BEEN THIS CLEAN.
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- YOU COULD EAT SOUP
- OUT OF THIS THING.
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[CLASS GROANS IN DISGUST]
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- AT A MEDIUM SETTING,
- IT CAN ATTRACT LARGER OBJECTS.
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DOES ANYONE HAVE
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A SOCK WE CAN USE?
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OH, THERE'S ONE HERE
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STICKING OUT OF YOUR BAG.
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WHAT IS THIS?
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SOME SORT OF PUPPET?
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[QUICKLY] THAT'S NOTHING!
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[GENERATOR WHIRRING]
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- [DERBY]:
- IT LOOKS LIKE ECHO.
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OKAY...
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I THINK WE'VE LEARNED
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ENOUGH SCIENCE FOR ONE DAY.
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EVERYONE!
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I HAVE SOME EXCITING NEWS.
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MORE EXCITING THAN,
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- "WE'VE LEARNED ENOUGH
- SCIENCE FOR ONE DAY?"
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AS I'M SURE YOU ALL KNOW,
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- THE LONG ANTICIPATED
- MOVIE ADAPTATION
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OF "GRAVE BETRAYAL,"
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- BOOK ONE OF
- THE "SAND AND SOIL CHRONICLES"
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IS COMING OUT NEXT MONTH!
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I KNOW.
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- I'M ON THE WAITING LIST
- FOR A WRISTBAND
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- THAT PUTS YOU
- ON THE WAITING LIST
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TO STAND IN LINE FOR A TICKET
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TO THE TICKET LINE.
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WAY AHEAD OF YOU, SISTER.
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BUT WE'RE NOT GONNA NEED THEM.
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- BECAUSE FINNEGAN HIGH
- HAS BEEN SELECTED
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- FOR AN ADVANCE
- HALLOWEEN SCREENING!
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- [STUDENTS SQUEAL]
- SHUT UP!
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SIR.
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HOW MANY OF YOU
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HAVE READ THESE BOOKS?
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AND HOW MANY OF YOU
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HAVE READ THE CHAPTER
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ON ELECTRO-STATICS
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IN YOUR SCIENCE TEXTBOOK?
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I SKATED THROUGH
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HIGH SCHOOL.
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WHO WOULDN'T BE INTO
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SUCH A BEAUTIFUL LOVE STORY
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SET AGAINST THE BACKDROP
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OF AN EPIC WAR
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BETWEEN MUMMIES AND ZOMBIES?
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IT'S GOT PASSION, ROMANCE,
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SEVERED LIMBS!
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WELL, I'M CERTAINLY INTO... IT.
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COOL.
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- MAYBE WE COULD SIT TOGETHER
- AT THE MOVIE TONIGHT.
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THAT'S GREAT!
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AND IF YOU GET FRIGHTENED,
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- YOU CAN BURY YOUR HEAD
- IN THE POWERFUL EMBRACE
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OF MY COMFORTING ARMS.
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[STUDENTS MURMUR IN CONFUSION]
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THAT OFFER IS OPEN
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TO ALL OF YOU.
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I MAY TAKE YOU UP ON THAT.
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WELL, I'LL BE FINE.
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NOTHING SCARES ME.
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[GENERATOR WHIRRING]
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[SCREAMING]
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[♪♪♪]
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♪ GOODBYE, SUMMER
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HELLO, FALL ♪
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♪ WE'VE BEEN TRYING
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TO GET HERE ♪
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♪ SINCE WE BOTH
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WERE BARELY TWO FEET TALL ♪
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♪ WHO YOU CALLIN' KID?
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WHO YOU CALLIN' KID? ♪
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♪ WHO YOU CALLIN' KID? ♪
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♪ CAN CALL ME WHAT YOU WANT ♪
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♪ BUT I WON'T HEAR I WORD
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WHERE I AM HERE ♪
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♪ WHO YOU CALLIN' KID? ♪
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[♪♪♪]
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MOM...
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IS THERE SOMETHING
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YOU'D LIKE TO TELL ME?
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YES.
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THE DRYER IS BROKEN,
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- AND THIS IS THE ONLY THING
- I HAVE TO WEAR.
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- I FIGURED IT WAS
- SOMETHING LIKE THAT,
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AND NOT THAT
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YOU ACTUALLY LANDED A MAN.
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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HUTCH?
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AREN'T YOU A LITTLE OLD
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FOR TRICK OR TREATING?
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- UNLESS THAT'S
- A REALLY GOOD COSTUME,
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AND YOU'RE A KID SITTING
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ON ANOTHER KID'S SHOULDERS.
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ACTUALLY, I'M JUST HERE
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TO MEET IVY.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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- I'M TAKING HUTCH OUT
- FOR A BIRTHDAY SURPRISE.
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YOUR BIRTHDAY IS ON HALLOWEEN?
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- YOUR PARENTS
- MUST HAVE THROWN YOU
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SOME PRETTY FUN PARTIES
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AS A KID.
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THEY WERE ALL RIGHT.
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- I MEAN, A LOT OF KIDS
- SHOWED UP.
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- OF COURSE, I DIDN'T
- REALLY KNOW ANY OF THEM.
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- AND THEY DIDN'T
- BRING ME PRESENTS.
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- IN FACT, THEY MOSTLY JUST
- TOOK CANDY AND LEFT.
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ARE YOU SURE
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- THOSE WEREN'T JUST
- TRICK-OR-TREATERS?
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I DON'T THINK SO.
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THAT WOULD MEAN MY PARENTS
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- NEVER ACTUALLY THREW ME
- A BIRTHDAY PARTY.
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[LAUGHING]
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[LAUGHTER TURNS TO
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[GASPING IN HORROR]
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- NO WONDER THE CLOWNS
- WOULD NEVER STICK AROUND
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TO DO A SHOW!
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THIS BOOK IS SO BORING.
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I'M ON PAGE EIGHT
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- AND I'VE ALREADY TAKEN
- THREE NAPS.
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THERE YOU ARE.
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HEY, MOM, GREAT COSTUME.
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BRIDE OF... NO ONE?
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I'M FORCED TO WEAR THIS,
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BECAUSE ALL MY CLOTHES ARE WET,
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- SINCE SOMEBODY
- DISMANTLED THE DRYER.
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I NEEDED THE PARTS
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- TO BUILD
- MY VAN DE GRAAFF GENERATOR.
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- WELL, NOW YOU CAN USE
- THE PARTS
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- FROM YOUR
- VAN DE GRAAFF GENERATOR
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TO BUILD A DRYER.
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I PROMISE I'LL FIX IT LATER.
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- BUT I HAVE TO
- GET TO SCHOOL.
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OH, NO.
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- YOU'RE NOT LEAVING
- UNTIL YOU FIX THAT DRYER,
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- AND THE VACUUM CLEANER,
- AND THE OVEN.
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- WAIT, I DIDN'T
- TAKE APART THE OVEN.
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I KNOW, BUT IT'S NOT WORKING.
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BUT I HAVE TO GET TO SCHOOL.
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TONIGHT'S...
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PARENT-TEACHER CONFERENCES.
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ON HALLOWEEN?
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- WHAT BETTER NIGHT
- TO DELIVER SCARY NEWS
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ABOUT UNDER-ACHIEVING STUDENTS?
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- WELL, I GUESS
- IF IT'S FOR WORK...
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THANKS! SEE YA.
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WAIT A SECOND,
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IVY DIDN'T TELL ME ABOUT
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PARENT-TEACHER CONFERENCES.
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TRICK OR TREAT!
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I CHOOSE TREAT.
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WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
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- I'M STARVING
- AND THE OVEN'S BROKEN.
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MOVE IT, FIREMAN!
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[♪♪♪]
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[SCREAMS]
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WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
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SCHOOL UNDER ATTACK.
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ATTENTION, CREATURES OF NIGHT!
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THIS NOT NIGHT SCHOOL!
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WE'RE NOT REALLY
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MONSTERS.
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- WE'RE JUST
- DRESSED UP FOR HALLOWEEN.
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HALLOWEEN?
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- YEAH, DON'T YOU HAVE
- A DAY IN VIETNAM
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- WHERE YOU GET
- DRESSED UP IN COSTUMES?
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OH, YOU MEAN "DRESS UP
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LIKE LEAF MONKEY
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AND STEAL FANCY HATS BACK
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FROM REAL LEAF MONKEY DAY."
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- ON HALLOWEEN,
- YOU CARVE PUMPKINS,
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YOU DRESS UP
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- AND GO DOOR TO DOOR
- ASKING FOR CANDY,
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- YOU THROW EGGS WHEN YOU DON'T
- GET THE GOOD KIND OF CANDY.
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THEN YOU EAT
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SO MUCH CANDY,
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YOUR TEETH ACHE,
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AND YOUR VISION BLURS,
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AND YOU SEE UNICORNS
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WHERE THERE ARE NO UNICORNS.
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OW!
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- WATCH IT WITH
- THAT HORN, BUDDY!
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MR. YOUNG.
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- WHY AREN'T YOU
- IN COSTUME?
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I AM.
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I'M DRESSED AS FRANKENSTEIN.
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FRANKENSTEIN?
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OH, I UNDERSTAND THE CONFUSION.
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"WHERE ARE THE BIG SHOES?
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THE BOLTS ON THE NECK?"
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I'M NOT FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER.
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I'M DR. FRANKENSTEIN.
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- WELL, IT'S CASUAL FRIDAY
- AT THE LAB.
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LOSER!
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ADAM!
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- WHY AREN'T YOU DRESSED LIKE
- A CHARACTER FROM THE BOOK?
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- ARE YOU TEAM JOSH
- OR TEAM ETHAN?
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TEAM JOSH?
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[GASPING IN HORROR]
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YOU'D CHOOSE
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THAT SKEEVY MUMMY PRINCE
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- OVER THE NOBLE
- ZOMBIE WARRIOR?
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L-LET ME FINISH.
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TEAM JOSH... PEOPLE
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AREN'T WORTH THE BANDAGES
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THEY'RE WRAPPED IN.
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WHAT DO YOU LIKE BEST
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ABOUT COMMANDER ETHAN,
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- THE LEADER
- OF THE ZOMBIES?
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- WELL, I'M INTRIGUED
- BY HIS AUTONOMIC MOVEMENTS
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AFTER DEATH,
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AND ITS IMPLICATIONS
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- IN THE FIELD OF
- NERVE STIMULATION RESEARCH.
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I-I MEAN...
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HE'S DREAMY.
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[♪♪♪]
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HELLO?
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
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[SCREAMS]
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DANG?
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WHERE ARE ALL THE PARENTS?
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THE PARKING LOT IS FULL OF CARS.
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DON'T ASK ME.
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I TOO BUSY
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CARVING PUMPKIN.
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I LIKE END PIECE.
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ACTUALLY,
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WHEN YOU CARVE A PUMPKIN,
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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO MAKE A FACE.
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OKAY.
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I MEANT LIKE THIS.
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NOW, I'VE BEEN
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CARVING PUMPKINS
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SINCE I WAS A LITTLE GIRL,
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- SO DON'T EXPECT TO DO ANYTHING
- THIS FANCY.
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- NOW, WHY DON'T YOU
- GIVE IT A TRY?
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STAND BACK.
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[GIVES WAR CRY]
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DANG?
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- LOOK WHAT YOU DID
- TO MY DRESS!
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IN MY DEFENSE,
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I SAID, STAND BACK.
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SO, WHAT'S
254
00:09:48,919 --> 00:09:50,167
MY BIRTHDAY SURPRISE?
255
00:09:50,209 --> 00:09:51,792
- WHAT WOULD YOU SAY
- IF I TOLD YOU
256
00:09:51,834 --> 00:09:53,185
- WE WERE GOING TO SEE
- THE WORLD PREMIERE
257
00:09:53,209 --> 00:09:54,167
- OF THE MOST ANTICIPATED
- HALLOWEEN MOVIE
258
00:09:54,209 --> 00:09:55,959
IN DECADES?
259
00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:58,709
I WOULD SAY GOODBYE.
260
00:09:58,751 --> 00:09:59,959
HALLOWEEN AND I ARE NO LONGER
261
00:09:59,960 --> 00:10:01,167
ON SPEAKING TERMS.
262
00:10:01,209 --> 00:10:02,918
WHICH IS WHY I BROUGHT YOU
263
00:10:02,919 --> 00:10:04,626
HERE FOR A PICNIC.
264
00:10:04,667 --> 00:10:05,959
OH, NO!
265
00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:07,250
I FORGOT THE BLANKET...
266
00:10:07,292 --> 00:10:09,626
AND THE FOOD...
267
00:10:09,667 --> 00:10:10,834
AND THE FACT
268
00:10:10,835 --> 00:10:12,000
THAT PICNICS ARE LAME.
269
00:10:12,042 --> 00:10:13,310
- LET'S GO TO A RESTAURANT
- INSTEAD.
270
00:10:13,334 --> 00:10:16,375
WAIT.
271
00:10:16,417 --> 00:10:17,605
ARE THOSE
272
00:10:17,606 --> 00:10:18,792
HALLOWEEN COSTUMES?
273
00:10:18,834 --> 00:10:21,459
OF COURSE NOT!
274
00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:23,268
- THESE MUST BE PEOPLE
- WHO WERE HORRIBLY INJURED
275
00:10:23,292 --> 00:10:25,167
IN A BUS ACCIDENT.
276
00:10:25,209 --> 00:10:27,250
- SO, WHAT DO YOU FEEL LIKE,
- CHINESE?
277
00:10:27,292 --> 00:10:29,000
- I RECOGNIZE
- SOME OF THE INJURED.
278
00:10:29,042 --> 00:10:30,000
THEY'RE STUDENTS HERE.
279
00:10:30,042 --> 00:10:31,083
THIS IS TERRIBLE!
280
00:10:31,125 --> 00:10:32,083
HORRIBLE.
281
00:10:32,125 --> 00:10:32,959
HEARTBREAKING.
282
00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,000
ITALIAN?
283
00:10:35,584 --> 00:10:37,542
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
284
00:10:37,584 --> 00:10:38,709
TO THE NURSE'S OFFICE
285
00:10:38,710 --> 00:10:39,834
TO GET FIRST AID SUPPLIES.
286
00:10:39,876 --> 00:10:41,126
I CAN'T JUST STAND BY
287
00:10:41,127 --> 00:10:42,375
AND WATCH THESE PEOPLE SUFFER.
288
00:10:42,417 --> 00:10:45,042
I'M A TRAINED LIFEGUARD.
289
00:10:45,083 --> 00:10:46,167
I TOOK AN OATH.
290
00:10:49,167 --> 00:10:50,667
WHOA!
291
00:10:50,709 --> 00:10:52,751
WE'VE GOT A BLEEDER OVER HERE.
292
00:10:52,792 --> 00:10:54,709
- IVY, QUICK,
- APPLY PRESSURE TO THE WOUND,
293
00:10:54,751 --> 00:10:56,351
- AND KEEP HIM STABLE
- UNTIL I GET BACK.
294
00:10:58,209 --> 00:10:59,292
WHAT'S HE TALKING ABOUT?
295
00:10:59,334 --> 00:11:01,500
I'M NOT BLEEDING.
296
00:11:01,542 --> 00:11:02,894
- I FAINT AT THE SIGHT
- OF REAL BLOOD.
297
00:11:02,918 --> 00:11:03,976
THAT LOOKS PLENTY REAL TO ME.
298
00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:06,042
NO, IT DOESN'T.
299
00:11:06,083 --> 00:11:07,083
[SCREAMS]
300
00:11:11,083 --> 00:11:12,083
WHERE IS HE?
301
00:11:12,125 --> 00:11:14,250
DERBY?
302
00:11:14,292 --> 00:11:15,459
DERBY, IS THAT YOU?
303
00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:18,167
DERBY, ARE YOU IN THERE?
304
00:11:18,209 --> 00:11:18,918
- WHO ARE YOU
- LOOKING FOR?
305
00:11:18,959 --> 00:11:20,083
DERBY!
306
00:11:20,125 --> 00:11:22,272
OH, DID YOU
307
00:11:22,273 --> 00:11:24,417
CHECK THAT ONE?
308
00:11:26,125 --> 00:11:27,876
THERE YOU ARE.
309
00:11:27,918 --> 00:11:30,375
OH, NICE COSTUME!
310
00:11:30,417 --> 00:11:32,375
- DR. FRANKENSTEIN
- ON CASUAL FRIDAY?
311
00:11:32,417 --> 00:11:34,042
[CHUCKLES]
312
00:11:34,083 --> 00:11:35,417
I NEED YOUR HELP.
313
00:11:35,459 --> 00:11:36,834
I'M TRYING TO CONVINCE ECHO
314
00:11:36,876 --> 00:11:38,143
- I KNOW SOMETHING
- ABOUT THIS STUPID BOOK.
315
00:11:38,167 --> 00:11:40,042
[EVERYONE GROWLS]
316
00:11:40,083 --> 00:11:42,709
W-WHICH IS TO SAY I LOVE IT!
317
00:11:42,751 --> 00:11:44,667
- AS IN, "YO, THIS BOOK
- IS STUPID AWESOME!"
318
00:11:46,834 --> 00:11:47,959
THE PROBLEM IS...
319
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,459
I HAVEN'T READ IT.
320
00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:50,935
- I NEED YOU TO HELP ME
- BE A ZOMBIE.
321
00:11:50,959 --> 00:11:53,167
[GROWLING]
322
00:11:53,209 --> 00:11:54,501
WHAT DO YOU HAVE
323
00:11:54,502 --> 00:11:55,792
AGAINST ZOMBIES?
324
00:11:55,834 --> 00:11:57,459
- WHAT DO THEY HAVE AGAINST
- US MUMMIES?
325
00:11:57,500 --> 00:11:59,209
THEY EAT BRAINS.
326
00:11:59,250 --> 00:12:02,042
WE DON'T HAVE BRAINS.
327
00:12:02,083 --> 00:12:03,602
- OR ANY INTERNAL ORGANS
- FOR THAT MATTER.
328
00:12:03,626 --> 00:12:05,918
WELL, EXCEPT FOR ONE.
329
00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:07,500
WE HAVE A HEART.
330
00:12:07,542 --> 00:12:09,000
YES, IT'S KEPT
331
00:12:09,042 --> 00:12:10,230
IN A CERAMIC JAR
332
00:12:10,231 --> 00:12:11,417
IN THE SARCOPHAGUS...
333
00:12:11,459 --> 00:12:14,209
BUT WE HAVE A HEART.
334
00:12:14,250 --> 00:12:15,585
I NEED YOU TO PUT ASIDE
335
00:12:15,586 --> 00:12:16,918
YOUR MUMMY LOYALTIES
336
00:12:16,959 --> 00:12:18,393
- LONG ENOUGH TO HELP ME
- CONVINCE ECHO
337
00:12:18,417 --> 00:12:19,209
I'M A DEDICATED ZOMBIE.
338
00:12:19,250 --> 00:12:21,042
TELL YOU WHAT,
339
00:12:21,083 --> 00:12:22,518
- I'LL HELP YOU
- WITH YOUR ECHO PROBLEM
340
00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:24,422
- IF YOU HELP ME WITH MY, UH,
- UNICORN PROBLEM.
341
00:12:27,417 --> 00:12:28,918
SHOO.
342
00:12:33,834 --> 00:12:36,792
[GROANING WITH EXHAUSTION]
343
00:12:36,834 --> 00:12:38,185
- I CAN'T BELIEVE
- I HAVE TO SEE IVY'S TEACHERS
344
00:12:38,209 --> 00:12:39,459
LOOKING LIKE THIS.
345
00:12:41,334 --> 00:12:42,125
TRICK OR TREAT!
346
00:12:42,167 --> 00:12:43,292
[SCREAMS]
347
00:12:43,334 --> 00:12:46,626
DANG, YOU KNOW
348
00:12:46,667 --> 00:12:48,059
- YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DRESS UP
- FOR HALLOWEEN, RIGHT?
349
00:12:48,083 --> 00:12:50,250
I AM.
350
00:12:50,292 --> 00:12:53,542
THESE MY FORMAL COVERALLS.
351
00:12:53,584 --> 00:12:56,918
I MEANT, IN A COSTUME.
352
00:12:56,959 --> 00:12:59,521
WHY I NOT TALKING
353
00:12:59,522 --> 00:13:02,083
WITH KARAMEL KAPOW IN MY MOUTH?
354
00:13:02,125 --> 00:13:03,459
NOW...
355
00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:04,250
TRICK OR TREAT!
356
00:13:04,292 --> 00:13:05,292
[SCREAMS]
357
00:13:07,417 --> 00:13:08,730
I DON'T HAVE
358
00:13:08,731 --> 00:13:10,042
ANY CANDY IN MY BAG.
359
00:13:10,083 --> 00:13:11,147
WILL YOU SETTLE FOR
360
00:13:11,148 --> 00:13:12,209
VANILLA LIP BALM?
361
00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:15,959
LOOKS LIKE YOU CHOOSE TRICK!
362
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,000
UH-OH.
363
00:13:19,042 --> 00:13:20,042
[SQUEALING]
364
00:13:22,125 --> 00:13:23,584
[SCREAMS]
365
00:13:27,959 --> 00:13:29,501
LET'S GET THIS POOR GUY
366
00:13:29,502 --> 00:13:31,042
PATCHED UP.
367
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,083
HEY!
368
00:13:36,125 --> 00:13:37,292
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
369
00:13:37,334 --> 00:13:38,959
- DON'T WORRY,
- I'M A LIFEGUARD.
370
00:13:40,542 --> 00:13:42,167
I'LL SEDATE HIM.
371
00:13:43,167 --> 00:13:44,167
[HISSING]
372
00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:47,375
GOOD NEWS!
373
00:13:47,417 --> 00:13:48,439
WE WERE ABLE
374
00:13:48,440 --> 00:13:49,459
TO SAVE YOUR LEG.
375
00:13:50,083 --> 00:13:51,751
- IS THIS OKAY,
- OR DO YOU NEED A BAG?
376
00:13:51,792 --> 00:13:53,250
[SCREAMS]
377
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,042
[EARPIECE BEEPS]
378
00:13:56,083 --> 00:13:57,292
OKAY, DERBY,
379
00:13:57,334 --> 00:13:58,167
I'M HEADING OVER.
380
00:13:58,209 --> 00:14:00,417
OKAY, READY.
381
00:14:00,459 --> 00:14:02,000
HEY, ECHO.
382
00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:04,918
ADAM, YOU'RE BACK JUST IN TIME.
383
00:14:04,959 --> 00:14:05,876
- LET'S RE-ENACT
- THE GRAVEYARD SCENE
384
00:14:05,918 --> 00:14:07,083
FROM THE BOOK.
385
00:14:07,125 --> 00:14:08,083
I'M VERONICA.
386
00:14:08,125 --> 00:14:09,042
YOU BE ETHAN.
387
00:14:09,083 --> 00:14:10,000
NO PROBLEM.
388
00:14:10,042 --> 00:14:11,042
THE GRAVEYARD SCENE.
389
00:14:12,876 --> 00:14:14,542
YOU WILL BE VERONICA.
390
00:14:14,584 --> 00:14:16,584
I WILL BE ETHAN.
391
00:14:16,626 --> 00:14:19,083
GRAVEYARD SCENE, GOT IT.
392
00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:20,602
- WE CAN'T BE CAUGHT HERE
- LIKE THIS.
393
00:14:20,626 --> 00:14:22,876
IT'S...
394
00:14:22,918 --> 00:14:26,667
FORBIDDEN.
395
00:14:26,709 --> 00:14:27,894
- "BETTER TO BE CAUGHT
- WITH YOU,
396
00:14:27,918 --> 00:14:29,084
THAN SPEND
397
00:14:29,085 --> 00:14:30,250
ETERNITY WITHOUT YOU."
398
00:14:30,292 --> 00:14:31,771
BETTER TO BE CAUGHT WITH YOU,
399
00:14:31,772 --> 00:14:33,250
THAN SPEND ETERNITY WITHOUT YOU.
400
00:14:33,292 --> 00:14:35,500
I'M SO HUNGRY.
401
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:36,417
"FOR LOVE?"
402
00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:37,250
FOR LOVE?
403
00:14:37,292 --> 00:14:40,292
FOR FLESH.
404
00:14:40,334 --> 00:14:41,500
OW!
405
00:14:41,542 --> 00:14:42,542
[WINCING]
406
00:14:47,417 --> 00:14:48,167
- [WHISPERING]: WHERE
- IS THAT EARPIECE!
407
00:14:48,209 --> 00:14:49,834
OOH!
408
00:14:49,876 --> 00:14:50,959
ARE YOU JUMPING TO THE PART
409
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,185
- WHERE WE DIG UP
- VERONICA'S FATHER,
410
00:14:52,209 --> 00:14:53,626
AND YOU ASK HIM FOR HER HAND?
411
00:14:53,667 --> 00:14:54,980
I THINK THAT'S HIM
412
00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:56,292
RIGHT THERE.
413
00:14:59,083 --> 00:15:00,980
"NOW WE CAN BE WITH EACH OTHER
414
00:15:00,981 --> 00:15:02,876
FOR ALL ETERNITY,
415
00:15:02,918 --> 00:15:04,376
BECAUSE YOU HAVE HELPED ME
416
00:15:04,377 --> 00:15:05,834
TO FULFILL MY DESTINY.
417
00:15:05,876 --> 00:15:07,667
I AM A ZOMBIE!"
418
00:15:07,709 --> 00:15:08,709
[MUMMIES GROWLING]
419
00:15:11,959 --> 00:15:13,000
NO, WAIT!
420
00:15:13,042 --> 00:15:14,667
DERBY?
421
00:15:14,709 --> 00:15:16,000
- I'M BACK!
- WHAT DO I SAY NEXT?
422
00:15:16,042 --> 00:15:18,125
GOT IT!
423
00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:19,918
AH! HELP!
424
00:15:19,959 --> 00:15:21,292
STOP HITTING ME!
425
00:15:21,334 --> 00:15:22,459
NOT THE FACE!
426
00:15:29,042 --> 00:15:30,167
THANK GOODNESS.
427
00:15:30,209 --> 00:15:31,230
I FINALLY ESCAPED
428
00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:32,250
THOSE MONSTERS.
429
00:15:32,292 --> 00:15:33,167
[WHIMPERING]
430
00:15:33,209 --> 00:15:34,918
[SCREAMS]
431
00:15:34,959 --> 00:15:36,167
WHO'S THERE?
432
00:15:36,209 --> 00:15:37,375
I CAN'T SEE!
433
00:15:37,417 --> 00:15:38,959
MY EYES ARE CRUSTED SHUT.
434
00:15:42,834 --> 00:15:44,083
THAT'S BETTER.
435
00:15:44,125 --> 00:15:45,834
[BREAKERS SLAMMING SHUT]
436
00:15:51,125 --> 00:15:53,584
[SCREAMS]
437
00:15:57,792 --> 00:15:59,167
GET BACK!
438
00:15:59,209 --> 00:16:01,083
DON'T HURT ME.
439
00:16:01,125 --> 00:16:02,584
I CAN'T SEE WHERE THE STAIRS...
440
00:16:02,626 --> 00:16:03,626
[SCREAMS]
441
00:16:07,584 --> 00:16:09,709
[GROANING IN PAIN]
442
00:16:12,542 --> 00:16:17,500
YOU LIKE MY COSTUME?
443
00:16:17,542 --> 00:16:22,250
IT WAS THIS OR LOVABLE HOBO.
444
00:16:22,292 --> 00:16:24,292
WAIT...
445
00:16:24,334 --> 00:16:25,934
- WHO'S WORKING
- THE BACK OF THE DRAGON?
446
00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:34,584
HEY, THAT WAS A LOT OF FUN
447
00:16:34,585 --> 00:16:36,709
CHASING THAT OTHER MUMMY AROUND.
448
00:16:36,751 --> 00:16:38,000
I'M TOTALLY NOT HIM.
449
00:16:38,042 --> 00:16:39,918
I'M A GIRL MUMMY!
450
00:16:39,959 --> 00:16:41,375
[MUMMIES GROWL SUSPICIOUSLY]
451
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:43,167
DERBY, I NEED YOUR HELP.
452
00:16:43,209 --> 00:16:45,959
IT'S DERBETTE,
453
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,876
AND DERBY WARNED ME
454
00:16:47,877 --> 00:16:49,751
ABOUT YOU.
455
00:16:49,792 --> 00:16:52,353
- DID HE TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENS
- IN THE NEXT CHAPTER OF THE BOOK?
456
00:16:54,209 --> 00:16:55,476
- WHY DON'T YOU JUST
- ASK YOUR MOM?
457
00:16:55,500 --> 00:16:56,417
SHE'S OBVIOUSLY A FAN.
458
00:16:56,459 --> 00:16:57,918
MY MOM?
459
00:16:57,959 --> 00:16:59,018
- YEAH, I SAW HER
- INSIDE THE SCHOOL.
460
00:16:59,042 --> 00:17:01,167
MY MOM?
461
00:17:01,209 --> 00:17:02,876
YEAH, I SAW HER
462
00:17:02,877 --> 00:17:04,542
INSIDE THE SCHOOL.
463
00:17:04,584 --> 00:17:05,959
"MY MOM?"
464
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,834
- YOU SAW HER
- INSIDE THE SCHOOL?
465
00:17:07,876 --> 00:17:09,018
- ALL RIGHT,
- WE'VE SWITCHED ROLES.
466
00:17:09,042 --> 00:17:10,876
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.
467
00:17:10,918 --> 00:17:12,209
IF SHE SEES ME HERE,
468
00:17:12,210 --> 00:17:13,500
I'M DEAD.
469
00:17:13,542 --> 00:17:15,375
- DEATH DOESN'T
- HAVE TO BE THE END.
470
00:17:15,417 --> 00:17:16,939
HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED
471
00:17:16,940 --> 00:17:18,459
MUMMIFICATION?
472
00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:20,792
HUH, FREE CERAMIC JAR.
473
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:23,709
[♪♪♪]
474
00:17:25,959 --> 00:17:27,250
MR. TATER?
475
00:17:27,292 --> 00:17:28,292
IS HE UNCONSCIOUS?
476
00:17:30,292 --> 00:17:33,792
I'M AFRAID SO.
477
00:17:33,834 --> 00:17:35,272
GREAT, THEN HE WON'T MIND
478
00:17:35,273 --> 00:17:36,709
IF I JUMP AHEAD OF HIM.
479
00:17:36,751 --> 00:17:37,938
I HAVE MULTIPLE CONTUSIONS
480
00:17:37,939 --> 00:17:39,125
ON MY LEFT LEG.
481
00:17:39,167 --> 00:17:40,584
- I NEED YOU
- TO WRAP IT FOR ME.
482
00:17:40,626 --> 00:17:42,209
FORGET IT.
483
00:17:42,250 --> 00:17:43,959
- WE'RE JUST GETTING
- READY TO LEAVE.
484
00:17:44,042 --> 00:17:45,876
IVY, I TOOK AN OATH.
485
00:17:48,959 --> 00:17:49,834
HOW'S THAT?
486
00:17:49,876 --> 00:17:51,375
BETTER.
487
00:17:51,417 --> 00:17:53,334
OH, NO.
488
00:17:53,375 --> 00:17:55,105
THE PAIN HAS TRAVELED
489
00:17:55,106 --> 00:17:56,834
TO MY OTHER LEG...
490
00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:59,018
- AND BOTH MY ARMS, MY ABDOMEN,
- MY NECK, AND MY FACE.
491
00:17:59,042 --> 00:18:02,459
PERFECT.
492
00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:03,792
[GROANING GROGGILY]
493
00:18:06,375 --> 00:18:09,083
[GROANING]
494
00:18:09,125 --> 00:18:10,417
WHA...
495
00:18:10,459 --> 00:18:12,876
WHAT'S GOING ON?
496
00:18:12,918 --> 00:18:14,147
WHY HAVE YOU BEEN
497
00:18:14,148 --> 00:18:15,375
DOING THIS TO ME?
498
00:18:15,417 --> 00:18:16,560
- YOU WERE IN A TERRIBLE
- BUS ACCIDENT.
499
00:18:16,584 --> 00:18:17,584
NO, I WASN'T.
500
00:18:17,626 --> 00:18:19,209
HE'S CONFUSED.
501
00:18:19,250 --> 00:18:21,209
HE'S CLEARLY BRAIN DAMAGED.
502
00:18:21,250 --> 00:18:23,018
- WE SHOULD AMPUTATE HIS HEAD
- AND FREEZE IT.
503
00:18:23,042 --> 00:18:23,834
- UNTIL THEY FIND
- A CURE?
504
00:18:23,876 --> 00:18:26,792
WHATEVER.
505
00:18:26,834 --> 00:18:28,334
YOU PEOPLE ARE CRAZY.
506
00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:31,375
I WAS FINE UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP.
507
00:18:31,417 --> 00:18:32,771
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
508
00:18:32,772 --> 00:18:34,125
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
509
00:18:34,167 --> 00:18:35,876
I WAS NEVER IN
510
00:18:35,877 --> 00:18:37,584
ANY BUS ACCIDENT!
511
00:18:37,626 --> 00:18:38,727
- [BUS HORN HONKS,
- BRAKES SCREECH]
512
00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:40,000
[CRASHING]
513
00:18:40,042 --> 00:18:42,834
WOW, TWICE IN ONE DAY.
514
00:18:42,876 --> 00:18:44,709
WHAT ARE THE ODDS?
515
00:18:44,751 --> 00:18:45,834
BURGERS?
516
00:18:45,876 --> 00:18:46,876
MM-HMM.
517
00:18:50,918 --> 00:18:52,167
I WONDER WHERE ADAM WENT.
518
00:18:52,209 --> 00:18:53,602
- I THOUGHT HE WAS
- GOING TO SIT WITH ME.
519
00:18:53,626 --> 00:18:55,918
I'M HERE!
520
00:18:55,959 --> 00:18:57,167
EW, GET AWAY FROM ME,
521
00:18:57,168 --> 00:18:58,375
YOU STINKIN' MUMMY!
522
00:18:58,417 --> 00:18:59,560
I'M NOT GOING IN THERE WITH YOU.
523
00:18:59,584 --> 00:19:01,042
BUT I'M ADAM!
524
00:19:01,083 --> 00:19:03,125
I WONDER WHERE HE WENT.
525
00:19:03,167 --> 00:19:04,314
THE MOVIE IS PROBABLY FILLED
526
00:19:04,315 --> 00:19:05,459
WITH SCARY PARTS,
527
00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:06,894
- PERFECT FOR
- HOLDING ONTO SOMEONE TIGHT.
528
00:19:06,918 --> 00:19:09,542
IT'S ME, ADAM!
529
00:19:09,584 --> 00:19:10,751
ADAM?
530
00:19:10,792 --> 00:19:11,417
YOU'RE A MUMMY?
531
00:19:11,459 --> 00:19:13,292
NO,
532
00:19:13,334 --> 00:19:14,751
I'M NOT A MUMMY.
533
00:19:14,792 --> 00:19:16,018
- I'M JUST WEARING THIS
- TO HIDE FROM MY...
534
00:19:16,042 --> 00:19:19,042
THERE YOU ARE!
535
00:19:19,083 --> 00:19:20,167
DESPERATE, ANGRY
536
00:19:20,168 --> 00:19:21,250
ZOMBIE SPINSTER?
537
00:19:22,918 --> 00:19:24,500
NICE.
538
00:19:24,542 --> 00:19:26,500
THERE AREN'T ANY
539
00:19:26,542 --> 00:19:28,210
PARENT/TEACHER CONFERENCES
540
00:19:28,211 --> 00:19:29,876
TONIGHT, ARE THERE?
541
00:19:29,918 --> 00:19:31,209
SURE THERE ARE.
542
00:19:31,250 --> 00:19:33,000
- LOOK AT ALL THE MUMMIES
- THAT SHOWED UP.
543
00:19:33,042 --> 00:19:34,125
[CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY]
544
00:19:34,167 --> 00:19:36,918
NOT A LOT OF DADDIES, THOUGH.
545
00:19:36,959 --> 00:19:39,834
YOU LIED TO ME.
546
00:19:39,876 --> 00:19:41,375
OKAY, TECHNICALLY, I DID,
547
00:19:41,417 --> 00:19:43,059
- BUT I WANTED TO COME
- AND HANG OUT WITH MY FRIENDS.
548
00:19:43,083 --> 00:19:45,125
THIS KIND OF THING
549
00:19:45,167 --> 00:19:46,935
- IS EXACTLY THE REASON
- I BECAME A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER,
550
00:19:46,959 --> 00:19:48,459
TO HAVE THESE NORMAL,
551
00:19:48,460 --> 00:19:49,959
TEENAGE EXPERIENCES.
552
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,351
- WELL, YOU'RE ABOUT TO HAVE
- ANOTHER ONE.
553
00:19:51,375 --> 00:19:52,959
YOU'RE GROUNDED!
554
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,083
WAIT!
555
00:19:54,125 --> 00:19:55,834
[GROWLING IN ANGER]
556
00:19:55,876 --> 00:19:58,959
STOP!
557
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,896
HEY, THAT ZOMBIE IS ATTACKING
558
00:20:00,897 --> 00:20:02,792
ONE OF OUR BROTHERS-IN-BANDAGES.
559
00:20:02,834 --> 00:20:05,584
LET'S GET THOSE FLESH-EATERS!
560
00:20:05,626 --> 00:20:06,626
[ROARING AND MOANING]
561
00:20:08,626 --> 00:20:09,959
THE MUMMIES ARE ATTACKING!
562
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:10,959
SHOW NO MERCY.
563
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,167
WE'LL EAT THEIR FLESH
564
00:20:12,209 --> 00:20:13,709
- AND FLOSS
- WITH THEIR WRAPPINGS!
565
00:20:13,751 --> 00:20:15,042
[MOANING AND GROANING]
566
00:20:19,375 --> 00:20:21,667
BRAINS...
567
00:20:21,709 --> 00:20:24,584
BRAINS!
568
00:20:24,626 --> 00:20:26,506
- WOW, ARE YOU EVER
- BARKING UP THE WRONG TREE.
569
00:20:28,042 --> 00:20:31,876
[ALL GROANING AND ROARING]
570
00:20:31,918 --> 00:20:37,042
THIS GOING TO BE EPIC BATTLE...
571
00:20:37,083 --> 00:20:38,501
SOMETIME IN NEXT SIX
572
00:20:38,502 --> 00:20:39,918
TO EIGHT HOURS.
573
00:20:39,959 --> 00:20:40,959
[♪♪♪]
574
00:20:48,417 --> 00:20:49,709
WELL, THAT MOVIE
575
00:20:49,710 --> 00:20:51,000
WAS STUPID.
576
00:20:51,042 --> 00:20:52,667
- YEAH, AND NOT
- STUPID AWESOME.
577
00:20:52,709 --> 00:20:54,083
STUPID STUPID.
578
00:20:56,959 --> 00:20:58,709
[GROANING]
579
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:03,959
TRICK OR TREAT!
580
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:04,834
[MOANS]
581
00:21:04,876 --> 00:21:07,000
DANG...
582
00:21:07,042 --> 00:21:08,438
I HAVE THREE CRACKED RIBS
583
00:21:08,439 --> 00:21:09,834
AND A PUNCTURED LIVER.
584
00:21:09,876 --> 00:21:11,667
MM...
585
00:21:11,709 --> 00:21:13,292
THAT DOES SOUND DELICIOUS.
586
00:21:15,334 --> 00:21:16,626
BUT THAT NOT CANDY.
587
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,480
[WHIMPERING]
588
00:21:20,481 --> 00:21:21,959
I DON'T HAVE ANY CANDY.
589
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:26,667
OH, SO YOU CHOOSE TRICK!
590
00:21:26,709 --> 00:21:28,083
[YELPS]
591
00:21:28,125 --> 00:21:29,959
[GROANS IN RESIGNATION]
592
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,042
I HATE HALLOWEEN.
593
00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:35,417
I LOVE HALLOWEEN!
594
00:21:35,459 --> 00:21:36,459
[♪♪♪]
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