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AND I'M PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE
THAT THIS SEMESTER'S
ORGANIC PRODUCE FUNDRAISER
WAS A HUGE SUCCESS,
WITH EVERY STUDENT BUYING
AT LEAST ONE TOMATO.
[APPLAUDING]
- AND NOW I HAVE - A VERY SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT.
FINNEGAN HIGH SCHOOL
WILL BE VISITED
BY NONE OTHER
THAN MR. BRUCE WILLIS.
[COLLECTIVELY GASPING]
OH, I LOVED HIM
AS A RENEGADE COP,
SINGLE HANDEDLY RIDDING
A SKYSCRAPER OF TERRORISTS.
I'M AFRAID I DON'T MEAN
THE ACTOR BRUCE WILLIS.
MY "MR. WILLIS"
IS MY MENTOR.
- HE WAS PRINCIPAL OF - THE PRINCIPAL SCHOOL I ATTENDED
BEFORE I BECAME PRINCIPAL
OF THIS SCHOOL.
SOME DAY, I HOPE TO BE
JANITOR AT JANITOR SCHOOL.
VERY CUSHY JOB.
AS PART OF CURRICULUM,
STUDENTS MUST CLEAN SCHOOL!
ANYWAY...
SINCE BRUCE WILLIS
WILL BE VISITING,
I'D LIKE US ALL TO HONOR HIM
WITH A RENDITION
OF OUR SCHOOL SONG.
- I DIDN'T KNOW - WE HAD A SCHOOL SONG.
- THERE'S LOTS YOU DON'T KNOW, - MISS YOUNG,
- AND I HAVE YOUR GRADES - TO PROVE IT.
- I FOUND - THIS DECADES-OLD SONG
IN THE FINNEGAN HIGH ARCHIVES.
BY THE WAY, I'D STAY OUT OF
THE FINNEGAN HIGH ARCHIVES.
THERE ARE SPIDERS.
[PLAYS BASE NOTE]
[PIANO PLAYS]
♪ AT FINNEGAN ♪
♪ OUR SCHOOL'S ONE ROOM ♪
♪ JUST AS IT SHOULD BE ♪
♪ BOYS GET BOOKS ♪
♪ GIRLS GET A BROOM ♪
♪ JUST AS IT SHOULD BE ♪
♪ OUR BLOOMERS ARE WOOL ♪
♪ OUR PENCILS ARE LEAD ♪
♪ BOYS USE A SLIDE RULE ♪
- ♪ GIRLS - NEEDLE AND THREAD ♪
♪ FOR...
DARNING ♪
♪ YOU'LL BE JUDGED
ON YOUR LATIN FLUENCY ♪
♪ JUST AS IT SHOULD BE ♪
♪ POLIO'S NO EXCUSE
FOR TRUANCY ♪
♪ JUST AS IT SHOULD BE ♪
♪ COD LIVER OIL ♪
♪ MAKES A HEALTHY SNACK ♪
♪ OUT COMES THE STRAP ♪
♪ IF YOU TALK BACK ♪
♪ FOR...
BEATING ♪
♪ FINNEGAN ♪
♪ OH, FINNEGAN ♪
♪ OUR HANDBELL
RINGS FOR THEE ♪
♪ FINNEGAN ♪
♪ OH, FINNEGAN ♪
♪ JUST AS IT SHOULD BE ♪
♪ FINNEGAN ♪
♪ OH, FINNEGAN ♪
♪ JUST AS IT SHOULD BE ♪♪
[BOOING]
[TOMATOES SPLATTING]
♪ GOODBYE, SUMMER
HELLO, FALL ♪
♪ WE'VE BEEN TRYING
TO GET HERE ♪
♪ SINCE WE BOTH
WERE BARELY TWO FEET TALL ♪
♪ WHO YOU CALLIN' KID?
WHO YOU CALLIN' KID? ♪
♪ WHO YOU CALLIN' KID? ♪
♪ CAN CALL ME WHAT YOU WANT
BUT I WON'T HEAR A WORD ♪
♪ WHERE I AM HERE ♪
♪ WHO YOU CALLIN' KID? ♪
[♪♪♪]
AS WE PASS AROUND THE COLONY,
YOU'LL SEE THAT ANTS
- ARE ONE OF THE MOST FASCINATING - MEMBERS OF THE ARTHROPOD PHYLUM.
ANTS?
- I THOUGHT - THESE WERE POPPY SEEDS.
ANTS ARE INSPIRING
BECAUSE THEY WORK AS A TEAM,
CREATING A RESULT GREATER
THAN THE SUM OF ITS PARTS.
- FOR EXAMPLE, - THEY ARE ABLE TO LIFT
UP TO 50 TIMES THEIR OWN WEIGHT.
- BIG DEAL. - WHO CAN'T LIFT 50 ANTS?
MR. YOUNG?
AS YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED
AT THE ASSEMBLY,
- OUR SCHOOL SONG - RECEIVED A MIXED RESPONSE.
[SPLAT]
[LAUGHING]
WHO THREW THAT?
THE ANTS DID.
THE ANTS?
- NOT ALL OF THEM. - THAT GROUP OVER THERE.
ANYWAY...
I TWEAKED THE SONG,
- REMOVING ANY PARTS - THAT COULD BE DEEMED OFFENSIVE.
LET ME SING IT FOR YOU.
[PLAYS PITCH]
♪ FINN-E-GAN ♪♪
THOUGHTS?
NOT BAD.
A BIT... ONE-NOTE.
WHAT IF THE STUDENTS
WROTE A NEW SONG?
- THERE ARE A LOT OF - CREATIVE MINDS
IN THIS SCHOOL.
BEHOLD, FELLOW ANTS...
I AM YOUR KING.
GO FORTH
AND BRING ME MORE TOMATOES!
BECAUSE THEY'RE RICH
IN THE ANTIOXIDANT LYCOPENE.
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
THE STUDENTS WILL ENGAGE
IN CUTTHROAT COMPETITION
TO WRITE THE BEST SONG,
- CLAWING ALL OVER EACH OTHER - TO HAVE THEIR ANTHEM CHOSEN.
WHILE A DARWINIAN "SURVIVAL
OF THE FITTEST" PHILOSOPHY
MAY WORK IN THE ANIMAL KINGDOM,
- IT BREAKS DOWN - WHEN APPLIED TO HUMAN BEHAVIOR,
WHICH IS ALSO COLORED
- BY SHARED SOCIAL VALUES - AND ETHICS.
NOT SURE I UNDERSTAND.
- ARE YOU SAYING - I WANT CLAWING, OR I DON'T?
YOU DON'T.
- THEN, NO, - YOU'RE WAY OFF.
IN FACT, SINCE
IT WAS YOUR IDEA,
I'M GOING TO
MAKE YOU A JUDGE,
ALONG WITH MRS. BYRNE,
DANG AND MYSELF.
- I DON'T WANT - TO BE A JUDGE.
- WHICH IS WHY YOU'LL BE - SUCH A GOOD JUDGE!
THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.
- WELL, NEITHER - DOES GEOMETRY,
BUT WE TEACH IT ANYWAY!
NO ONE'S GOING TO COMPETE
TO WRITE A NEW SONG.
THE WINNER
GETS EXCLUSIVE ACCESS
TO THE PRIVATE BATHROOM
ON THE SECOND FLOOR.
[EXCITED CLAMORING]
OUT OF THE WAY!
ME FIRST, ANTEATER!
- TO THE RECORDING STUDIO, - MY LOYAL SUBJECTS.
NICE HAIR!
NEW SHIRT?
I LIKE YOUR SHOES.
- JUST GIVE ME - THE BATHROOM.
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO
INFLUENCE MY DECISION.
YOU REALLY THINK
MY HAIR LOOKS NICE?
OH, COME ON!
I NEED THAT BATHROOM.
IT'S MY DREAM.
[MUSICAL FLOURISH PLAYS]
[GASPS]: GIRLFRIEND!
YOU HAVE GOT
SOME FABU-WOUS HAIR!
BUCKLE UP...
'CAUSE WE'RE GOING TO TOWN.
GOING TO BE SO CRAZY.
[FLOURISH PLAYS]
- THAT'S WHAT YOU'D USE - THE BATHROOM FOR?
WHEN ADAM VOTES FOR ME,
I PLAN TO SHARE IT
WITH THE ENTIRE SCHOOL.
[FLOURISH PLAYS]
ECHO?
I'D REALLY LIKE TO USE
YOUR PRIVATE BATHROOM.
SURE THING, JIGGLE-KNEES.
THAT'LL BE $5.00.
BUT I REALLY HAVE TO GO.
- OH. WELL, - IN THAT CASE...
10.
[FLOURISH PLAYS]
NO, WAIT! 20.
FINE.
- BUT WHEN I WIN THE BATHROOM, - IT'LL BE YOU PAYING ME.
[FLOURISH PLAYS]
NOT YOU!
BUT I OWN THE PLACE.
SORRY.
NOT ON LIST.
[FLOURISH PLAYS]
YOUR DREAM IS TO BE
KEPT OUT OF YOUR OWN CLUB?
HEY, IF I OWNED A PLACE THAT
WOULD LET THE LIKES OF ME IN,
IT WOULDN'T BE
MUCH OF A FANTASY, WOULD IT?
ALL I'VE HEARD IS
"ME, ME, ME."
THIS SHOULD BE ABOUT ME.
GIVE ME THE BATHROOM.
YOU'LL BE MAKING LIFE EASIER
FOR A LOT OF PEOPLE.
[TENSE SILENCE]
- [POUNDS TABLE]: - LOOK INTO MY DREAM CLOUD!
[FLOURISH PLAYS]
[TOILET FLUSHES]
[PRESSES BUZZER]
NUMBER 42?
[FLOURISH PLAYS]
WHOA...
THAT WAS ONE VIVID DREAM CLOUD.
OKAY, EVERYONE,
LET ME MAKE THIS
VERY CLEAR...
THE JUDGES CANNOT BE INFLUENCED.
NICE HAIR!
NEW DENTURES?
- I LIKE YOUR - ORTHOPEDIC SHOES.
- JUST GIVE ME - THE BATHROOM!
I CAN'T BELIEVE
THE STUDENTS.
ALL DAY, IT WAS, "NEW SHOES?"
"NICE SHIRT!"
ALL JUST TO INFLUENCE MY VOTE.
- YOU MEAN THAT FLATTERY - WASN'T SINCERE?
SO, I'M NOT THE WORLD'S
GREATEST PRINCIPAL?
THIS MUG IS A LIE.
[BYRNE]: ALL RISE...
- FOR THE HONORABLE - JUDGE BYRNE.
"HONORABLE?"
- CLEARLY SHE'S FORGOTTEN ABOUT - LAST YEAR'S STAFF PARTY.
[FLOURISH PLAYS]
- NO! NO ONE NEEDS TO SEE - THAT DREAM CLOUD!
[GAVEL BANGS]
- I THOUGHT - DANG WAS ALSO JUDGING.
HE IS!
[SHRIEKS]: AHH!
- FIRST UP, - JORDAN SLABINKSY!
GOOD DAY.
- PLEASE, JOIN ME - IN CELEBRATING FINNEGAN HIGH
- THROUGH THE SOOTHING SOUNDS - OF MY SCHOOL SONG,
"YOUR FACE."
[PLAYS SOOTHING GUITAR]
[♪♪♪]
♪ SHA-LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA ♪
♪ UH-HUH ♪
♪ I NEVER WANT TO HURT YOU ♪
- ♪ WANNA GIVE YOU - WHAT YOU NEED ♪
♪ IF I DON'T
WIN THIS CONTEST ♪
♪ ONE OF YOU WILL BLEED ♪
♪ NEVER WANT TO HURT YOU ♪
♪ I HOPE
YOU CAN TAKE A PUNCH ♪
♪ IF YOU DON'T
CHOOSE MY SONG ♪
- ♪ I'LL EAT ONE OF YOU - FOR LUNCH ♪
♪ YOUR FACE ♪
♪ I'M GONNA
PUNCH YOUR FACE ♪
♪ SMILE OR SCOWL ♪
♪ WHIMPER OR HOWL ♪
♪ IT DOESN'T MATTER TO ME ♪
♪ VOTE FOR ME ♪
- [DARKLY]: OR I'M GOING TO - PUNCH YOUR FACE!
[RESUMES STRUMMING]
♪ YOUR FACE... ♪♪
WHAT AN INTERESTING
SONG ABOUT DANG.
I LIKED THE MELODY.
- AND THAT HE DIDN'T - ACTUALLY PUNCH MY FACE.
UH, WHY PUNCH FACE?
PANCREAS MORE PAINFUL.
THOUGH, HARDER TO RHYME.
[GAVEL BANGS]
GUILTY!
NEXT UP... DERBY.
[ANTHEMIC ROCK DRUMS PLAY]
[SPARKLERS ZAPPING]
[♪♪♪]
[SHRIEKING]: WHOO!
ROCK AND ROLL!
THANK YOU, FINNEGAN.
[♪♪♪]
DERBY?
WHAT ABOUT YOUR SONG?
OH...
- THAT'S WHAT THE BACKUP SINGERS - MEANT BY
"YOU DON'T HAVE A SONG."
[SIGHS]
[WHISTLES]
[TATER]: NEXT UP, IVY YOUNG.
I PRESENT TO YOU...
"THE FINNEGAN BLUES."
[♪♪♪]
- ♪ EVER SINCE - I WAS A YOUNG GIRL ♪
♪ 'BOUT THE AGE OF 14 ♪
♪ I'VE BEEN GOING
TO FINNEGAN ♪
- ♪ THE WORST HIGH SCHOOL - THAT'S EVER BEEN ♪
♪ IT'S RUN BY A PRINCIPAL ♪
♪ WHO AIN'T TOO BRIGHT ♪
♪ THE ONLY TIME HE SHINES ♪
♪ IS WHEN HIS HEAD
REFLECTS THE LIGHT ♪
♪ THE TEACHERS
BELONG IN A CRADLE ♪
♪ AND SOME IN A TOMB ♪
♪ THE JANITOR
HAS A BLACK-BELT ♪
♪ BUT CAN BARELY USE A BROOM ♪
♪ I GOT THE BLUES ♪
♪ THE FINNEGAN HIGH SCHOOL
BLUES ♪
♪ IF I WEREN'T
IN THIS DISTRICT ♪
- ♪ ANOTHER SCHOOL - I'D SURELY CHOOSE ♪
♪ OH, YEAH ♪
♪ I'VE GOT
THE FINNEGAN BLUES ♪♪
[PLAYS WAILFUL HARMONICA]
SHE SO PERFECTLY CAPTURED
THE SPIRIT OF THIS PLACE.
WAIT A MINUTE.
THAT'S MY SUIT.
I WAS SAVING THAT
TO WEAR TO TATER'S WEDDING.
- [ALL BUT TATER - CRACKING UP WITH LAUGHTER]
I REALIZED THAT SCHOOL SONGS ARE
ALWAYS SO VIOLENT.
"FIGHT ON!"
"FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!"
"YOUR FACE...
I WANT TO PUNCH YOUR FACE."
SO, BY TUNING
INTO ECO-STATION ZULU
IN THE UNTOUCHED RAINFOREST
OF THE HAIDA GWAII ARCHIPELAGO,
- WE CAN HAVE A SCHOOL SONG - ORCHESTRATED
BY NATURE'S PEACEFUL SERENITY.
[PRESSES PLAY]
[FLIPPING THROUGH STATIONS]
[RAINFOREST SOUNDS PLAY]
OH, THAT IS NICE.
[BIRDS SINGING, CHIRPING]
[CHAINSAW ROARS]
[TRUCK-REVERSING ALERT BLARES
[OVER ROARING CHAINSAW]
[SPLINTERING OF WOOD]
[RADIO SHUTS OFF]
ON SECOND THOUGHT...
♪ FIGHT, FINNEGAN, FIGHT! ♪♪
THESE SONGS
ARE ALL AWFUL.
THEY NOT AWFUL.
THEY STINK LIKE
LEAF-MONKEY DROPPINGS.
JUST BECAUSE
YOU WEAR FANCY HAT
DOESN'T MEAN
YOUR POOP DON'T SMELL.
- IT APPEARS - THE JURY IS DEADLOCKED.
[BANGS GAVEL]
OH, I SEE. LIKE MOST THINGS
AROUND THIS SCHOOL,
I'LL HAVE TO DO THIS MYSELF.
- [MELODIC AND SWEET]: - ♪ THERE IS ♪
♪ A PERFECT SCHOOL I KNOW ♪
♪ I LIKE TO GO THERE
IN MY DREAMS... ♪
♪ WALKING THE GROUNDS
FROM MORN TILL NIGHT ♪
♪ DON'T HAVE TO BREAK UP
A SINGLE FIGHT ♪
♪ THERE IS A PERFECT SCHOOL
I KNOW ♪
♪ IT IS
A QUIET, PEACEFUL PLACE ♪
♪ NOBODY
RUNNING IN THE HALLS ♪
♪ NO MORE SMASHED TOMATOES
ON THE WALLS ♪
♪ THERE IS A PERFECT SCHOOL
I KNOW ♪
♪ NARY A CONFLICT
NOR A PRANK ♪
♪ IT'S JUST LIKE SUMMER
ALL YEAR ROUND ♪
♪ NO STUDENTS OR TEACHERS
TO BE FOUND ♪♪
WHERE DID YOU GO?
- WE HEARD, LIKE, - TWO LINES OF YOUR SONG.
[BYRNE]: NOW THAT I KNOW
JUDGES CAN ENTER,
LET ME TAKE THIS OFF.
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
- YOU ACT LIKE YOU WEREN'T - AT LAST YEAR'S STAFF PARTY.
[♪♪♪]
♪ FORGET CLEOPATRA'S ASP ♪
♪ CATHERINE THE GREAT
IS NOT ♪
♪ ANNIE OAKLEY'S
SHOOTING BLANKS ♪
♪ JOAN OF ARC ♪
♪ SHE AIN'T SO HOT ♪
♪ WE DON'T NEED
AGATHA CHRISTIE ♪
♪ TO SOLVE THIS MYSTERY ♪
♪ 'CAUSE ALL THROUGH HISTORY ♪
♪ FINNEGAN'S
ALWAYS HAD THIS... ♪
[PIANO INTERLUDE]
♪ MARIE ANTOINETTE
DON'T TAKE THE CAKE ♪
♪ JANE AUSTEN'S
AN OPEN BOOK ♪
♪ AMELIA EARHART
IS NOT SO FLY ♪
♪ JULIA CHILD
SHE JUST DON'T COOK ♪
♪ SO FORGET MAE WEST
AND ALL THE REST ♪
♪ THEY DON'T PASS THE TEST ♪
♪ 'CAUSE FINNEGAN'S
ALWAYS HAD THIS... ♪
THAT WAS MILDLY DISTURBING.
YEAH. THAT WAS NOT
AT ALL TANTALIZING.
NO ONE HERE KNOW
WHAT GOOD SCHOOL SONG
SHOULD SOUND LIKE.
WE HAD A GREAT ONE BACK
AT TRAN HUNG DAO ELEMENTARY.
ISN'T IT
IN VIETNAMESE?
IT WAS,
BUT I RUN LYRICS THROUGH
COMPUTER TRANSLATING PROGRAM.
SAME ONE TOY FACTORY USE
FOR ASSEMBLY INSTRUCTIONS.
OKAY, WHY DON'T YOU
TAKE THE STAGE?
ALREADY HAVE!
[ALL SHRIEKING]
♪ WITH THE HEART ♪
♪ WHICH THINKS GRATEFULLY ♪
♪ US YOUR PRAISE SONG ♪
♪ THE SCHOOL OUR JOY
WHICH IS VALUABLE DOES ♪
♪ AND THE DUTY IN THE LAND ♪
♪ WHERE THE LEAF-MONKEY
LIVE IN BLISS ♪
♪ TRAN HUNG DAO
WHICH DOES AND US LIFE ♪
♪ WHILE NAVIGATES ♪
♪ DARKSOME CAVE ♪
♪ WHERE LESSER
FALSE VAMPIRE BAT ♪
♪ DOWN-UPSIDE ♪
♪ HANG ♪
♪ JOYFUL
THERE IS OUR HEART ♪
♪ AND US TO OUR BOY
IS FULL PRIDE ♪♪
[CLAPPING]
[OTHERS SHRIEKING]
SONG STILL MOVE ME!
- WELL, I GUESS IT'S TIME - TO REVEAL OUR VOTES.
DANG, WHO DID YOU VOTE FOR?
ME NEXT.
YOU VOTED FOR YOURSELF.
I DON'T RECALL SEEING
ANYONE ELSE DO A SONG.
YOU TWO ARE PATHETIC.
- HOW LOW DO YA HAVE TO STOOP - TO VOTE FOR YOURSELF?
WHO DID YOU VOTE FOR?
IT DOESN'T MAKE
WHAT YOU DID ANY LESS PATHETIC.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
SINCE MR. YOUNG IS THE ONLY ONE
WHO CAN BE IMPARTIAL,
I GUESS WE'LL GO WITH
WHOMEVER HE VOTED FOR.
- [STUDENTS CHATTING - IN BACKGROUND]
OOH, IVY. FASHION ALERT.
YOU WORE THAT YESTERDAY.
ADAM SAID TO SHOW UP
"READY TO PERFORM."
- HE TOLD ME - I WON THE CONTEST.
HE TOLD YOU
THAT YOU WON THE CONTEST?
- BUT HE TOLD ME - I WON THE CONTEST.
ME TOO.
ME TOO!
ME TOO.
- ALTHOUGH, LOOKING BACK, - IT DOES SEEM WEIRD,
CONSIDERING I DIDN'T
WRITE A SONG.
MR. YOUNG.
I DEMAND YOU TELL ME
EXACTLY WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.
- YEAH. - WHO'S THE REAL WINNER?
NOT ONE OF YOU WON THE CONTEST.
[ALL GROANING]
BECAUSE ALL OF YOU HAVE!
[CONFUSED CHATTER]
[STARTS GASPING]
HERE COMES BRUCE WILLIS.
AHH, HE HASN'T
CHANGED A BIT.
[CHUCKLING]
- WE HAVE TO SING - SOMETHING!
JUST TRUST ME ON THIS ONE.
[PAGES RUSTLING]
[♪♪♪]
♪ THERE IS
A PERFECT SCHOOL I KNOW ♪
♪ I LIKE TO GO THERE
IN MY DREAMS ♪
♪ I'VE BEEN
GOING TO FINNEGAN ♪
♪ THE BEST HIGH SCHOOL
THAT'S EVER BEEN ♪
♪ THERE IS
A PERFECT SCHOOL I KNOW ♪
♪ IT IS A QUIET
PEACEFUL PLACE ♪
♪ IT DOESN'T MATTER TO ME ♪
- ♪ I'M GOING TO PUNCH - YOUR FACE ♪
♪ AND THE DUTY IN THE LAND ♪
♪ WHERE THE LEAF-MONKEY
LIVES IN BLISS ♪
♪ 'CAUSE
ALL THROUGH HISTORY ♪
♪ FINNEGAN'S
ALWAYS HAD THIS... ♪
- [CAWING LIKE A BIRD]: - CAW! CAW!
♪ FINNEGAN
OH, FINNEGAN ♪
♪ OUR SCHOOL BELL
RINGS FOR THEE ♪
♪ FINNEGAN
OH, FINNEGAN ♪
♪ JUST AS IT SHOULD BE ♪
♪ FINNEGAN
OH, FINNEGAN ♪
♪ JUST AS IT SHOULD BE ♪
[CROWD CHEERING]
[CRASHING]
[GUITAR AMP FEEDING BACK]
[SHRIEKS]: WHOO!
WELL, SIR...
WHAT DID YOU THINK?
HUH? WHAT?
- TALK LOUDER. - I'M DEAF IN ONE EAR.
WHAT DID YOU THINK, SIR?
AND THE OTHER.
HE'S DEAF?
HUH...
- ALL THOSE YEARS - AT PRINCIPAL SCHOOL,
I THOUGHT HE WAS TEACHING US
THAT A GOOD PRINCIPAL
IGNORES HIS STUDENTS.
[STUDENTS GRUMBLING]
- SINCE WE WERE ALL - PART OF THE SONG,
WHO GETS THE PRIVATE BATHROOM?
IT'S NOT IMPORTANT, ECHO.
- TEAMWORK, - THAT'S WHAT MATTERS.
WHOO-HOO! WE'RE THE BEST!
TEAMWORK ROCKS!
YOU AWARDED IT
TO YOURSELF, DIDN'T YOU?
WELL, I DID PUT
THE PIECES TOGETHER.
- WHO'S GONNA PUT - YOUR PIECES TOGETHER?
OKAY... RELAX.
WE CAN FIGURE THIS OUT
IF WE WORK TOGETHER...
AS A TEAM.
OW!
WATCH IT.
CAREFUL.
YOU'RE STANDING
ON MY FOOT!
MRS. BYRNE,
YOU'RE HOGGING THE TOILET!
YOU WANT IT SO BAD, BALDY?
COME AND GET IT!
COME ON, LET ME IN.
I WON, TOO.
SORRY.
NOT ON LIST.
[♪♪♪]
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