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[♪♪]
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[CAMERA CLICKING]
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♪ GOODBYE, SUMMER
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HELLO, FALL ♪
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- ♪ WE'VE BEEN TRYING
- TO GET HERE ♪
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♪ SINCE WE BOTH
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WERE BARELY TWO FEET TALL ♪
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♪ WHO YOU CALLING KID?
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WHO YOU CALLING KID? ♪
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♪ WHO YOU CALLING KID? ♪
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- ♪ YOU CAN CALL ME
- WHAT YOU WANT ♪
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♪ BUT I WON'T HEAR A WORD... ♪
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♪ WHO YOU CALLING KID? ♪
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IVY?
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- LISTEN, IF YOU'VE
- DROPPED OUT OF SCHOOL,
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COULD YOU GIVE ME A HEADS-UP?
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I'LL ARRANGE OTHER
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TRANSPORTATION.
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KEEP YOUR SHIRT ON.
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- AND I MEAN THAT BOTH
- FIGURATIVELY,
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AS IN HANG ON A MINUTE,
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AND LITERALLY,
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- AS IN NO ONE WANTS TO SEE
- YOUR PASTY, HAIRLESS CHEST.
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- TODAY IS PICTURE DAY, AND I NEED
- TO MAKE UP FOR LAST YEAR.
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I REMEMBER THAT.
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THAT WAS THE YEAR YOU HELPED
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SANTA GUIDE HIS SLEIGH.
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AND FRESHMAN YEAR
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WAS NO BETTER.
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- IS THAT WHY YOU
- STOPPED EATING SPINACH?
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ALL LEAFY GREENS, ACTUALLY.
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BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY.
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- I DON'T SEE WHY YOU'RE MAKING
- SUCH A BIG DEAL
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OUT OF SCHOOL PICTURES.
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- I HAVEN'T HAD MINE TAKEN
- SINCE I WAS NINE.
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WELL, FACULTY WILL BE GETTING
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THEIR PICTURES TAKEN TOO,
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SO YOU MAY WANT TO PUT
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SOMETHING NICER ON.
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I MEAN, LOOK AT YOU.
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I ALWAYS LOOK LIKE THIS.
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OH, SO YOU KNOW.
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- WHAT'S SO IMPORTANT ABOUT
- GETTING YOUR PICTURE TAKEN?
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WHAT'S SO IMPORTANT
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ABOUT
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GETTING YOUR PICTURE TAKEN?
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WHAT'S SO IMPORTANT ABOUT
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GETTING YOUR PICTURE TAKEN?
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EITHER YOU'RE REPEATING
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MY QUESTION FOR EFFECT,
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OR I'M STUCK IN A TIME LOOP,
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FORCED TO RELIVE THE SAME
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THREE SECONDS OVER AND OVER.
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I THINK I'LL JUST
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SKIP THE PHOTO.
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YOU CAN'T!
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- WITHOUT A PHOTO,
- YOU'RE A NOTHING, A NON-ENTITY,
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A JESSE THOMAS.
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WHO'S JESSE THOMAS?
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EXACTLY!
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JESSE MISSED THE PHOTO
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LAST YEAR.
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WHO IS HE? OR SHE?
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WE DON'T EVEN KNOW
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WHAT GENDER JESSE IS.
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IS THAT WHO
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YOU WANT TO BE, JESSE THOMAS?
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I THINK PEOPLE KNOW
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WHAT GENDER I AM.
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DO THEY, HAIRLESS CHEST?
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DO THEY?
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OKAY, EVERYONE,
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I THOUGHT
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WE'D HAVE CLASS OUTSIDE,
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SO, IN HONOUR OF PHOTO DAY,
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WE'RE GOING TO LEARN ABOUT
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PHOTO... SYNTHESIS.
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ALTHOUGH, IN REALITY,
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- THE TWO EVENTS
- ARE COMPLETELY COINCIDENTAL
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AND THAT JOKE CAME
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FROM A SERVICE I SUBSCRIBE TO,
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"LAME JOKES FOR SCIENCE
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TEACHERS."
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NOW, PLANTS ARE
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THE ONLY LIVING ORGANISM
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THAT MAKE THEIR OWN FOOD.
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THEY MAKE THEIR OWN FOOD?
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THAT'S AWESOME!
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I WISH I COULD DO THAT.
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IT GETS TIRING
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HAVING TO TAKE LUNCHES
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FROM NERDS EVERY DAY.
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- PLUS, THEY ALL HAVE
- FOOD ALLERGIES.
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I'M GETTING PRETTY SICK
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OF SOY NUT BUTTER
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ON GLUTEN-FREE FLAX BREAD.
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WAIT, SLAB.
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ARE YOU... ENGAGED?
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OF COURSE NOT.
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I FIND MARRIAGE TO BE
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AN ANTIQUATED INSTITUTION.
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NO, I MEAN YOU'RE ACTUALLY
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INTERESTED IN WHAT I'M TEACHING?
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DID YOU HEAR THAT, GUYS?
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SO, THIS IS WHY WE DON'T HAVE
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CLASSES OUTSIDE.
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SLAB, I GUESS
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YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON
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WHO DIDN'T LEAVE MY CLASS.
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THIS IS WHERE I OFTEN
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COME DURING YOUR CLASS.
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YOU CAME TO ME.
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[HONKING]
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MIND IF I PLAY THROUGH?
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[SMASH]
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FORE!
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[SCREAMS]
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SORRY I'M LATE.
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[SCREAMS]
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- QUIT SCREAMING.
- IT'S JUST ME.
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I KNEW THAT.
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A REAL GORILLA WOULDN'T
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APOLOGIZE FOR BEING LATE.
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ONE OF THOSE
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TALKING GORILLAS WOULD.
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IF HE WAS RAISED RIGHT.
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IF HE WAS RAISED RIGHT,
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HE WOULDN'T BE LATE.
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- ARE YOU SAYING
- I WASN'T RAISED RIGHT?
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I'M SAYING YOU SCARED ME.
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YOU'RE AFRAID OF GORILLAS?
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OF COURSE NOT.
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WHAT REASONABLE PERSON
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- WOULD BE AFRAID
- OF GORILLAS?
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I'M AFRAID OF GORILLA SUITS.
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WHY?
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IT'S A LONG STORY.
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WELL, I'M NOT INTERESTED
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IN HEARING IT.
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THEN WHY'D YOU ASK ME WHY?
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BECAUSE I WAS RAISED RIGHT.
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BANANA?
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DERBY, WHY ARE YOU
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WEARING A GORILLA SUIT?
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I WEAR A COSTUME EVERY YEAR
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ON PICTURE DAY.
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THAT'S MY THING.
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ARE YOU THE FRONT OR BACK
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OF THE HORSE?
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NEITHER. I'M THE ROCK.
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WELL, I'VE GOT TO GET
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TO MATH CLASS.
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- MR. BUCKLEY HATES IT
- WHEN I'M LATE.
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YOU'RE LATE FOR MY CLASS
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ALL THE TIME.
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CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS
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LATER? MR. BUCKLEY'S WAITING.
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HEY, DERBY.
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HEY, ECHO.
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MIND IF I LEAVE MY CLUBS HERE?
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- MR. BUCKLEY DOESN'T LIKE CLUTTER
- IN HIS CLASS.
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WHAT'CHA GOT THERE?
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OH, NOTHING.
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NOTHING, JUST THE LAST
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SCHOOL PHOTO I WAS IN.
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AW, YOU WERE SO CUTE.
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BUT YOUR LAST SCHOOL PHOTO
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WAS WHEN YOU WERE NINE?
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YEAH, AFTER GRADE THREE,
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THEY JUST GRADUATED ME.
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- BUT THEN YOU MISSED
- ALL THE FUN YEARS.
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- I DID GET TO GO TO
- A FRAT PARTY WHEN I WAS TEN.
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MAN, DID I DRINK A LOT OF MILK
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THAT NIGHT.
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JUST GOTTA STAY LOOKING LIKE
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THIS TILL THE END OF THE DAY...
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BETTER YOU THAN ME.
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THIS IS GOING TO BE
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A LONG DAY.
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WHAT'S THIS?
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IT'S A SWING SET.
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WOW, YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
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ABOUT BEING A KID.
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I MEAN WHY IS IT HERE?
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I'M GOING TO RECREATE
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ALL THE MAJOR MILESTONES
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YOU MISSED GROWING UP...
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STARTING WITH AGE TEN,
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WHEN BOYS NOTICE GIRLS
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FOR THE FIRST TIME.
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I'LL BE ON THE SWINGS.
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- COME OVER AND JUST
- START TALKING TO ME.
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I FEEL A LITTLE SILLY.
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YOU'RE SUPPOSED
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TO FEEL SILLY. YOU'RE TEN.
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- YOU'VE GOT THE AWKWARD THING
- DOWN PAT.
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NOW USE IT.
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READY?
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- HI, ECHO.
- DO YOU WANT...
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EW! A BOY!
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BUT, I...
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GROSS! GET AWAY FROM ME!
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BUT YOU...
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- I DON'T WANT YOUR
- COOTIES ON ME!
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SEE WHAT YOU MISSED OUT ON?
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YOU'RE WELCOME.
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[LAUGHING]
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YOU GOT ALL THOSE GIRLS
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TO PLAY ALONG?
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WHAT?
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I DON'T EVEN KNOW THOSE GIRLS.
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OKAY, HALFWAY THROUGH THE DAY,
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AND STILL SPOTLESS.
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SLOPPY JOES?
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FRIES AND GRAVY?
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SPRAY CHEESE?
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HOW AM I GOING TO PRESERVE THIS?
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WHOA!
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I'LL COVER MYSELF UP.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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I WAS HERE FIRST!
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- YOU'RE EVEN HOT
- AS A GORILLA.
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QUIET.
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READY FOR DINNER?
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DON'T YOU MEAN LUNCH?
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NO, SILLY.
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NOW WE'RE TWELVE.
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THAT'S WHEN BOYS ARE READY
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FOR THEIR FIRST KISS.
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YOU'VE TAKEN ME TO A MOVIE,
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THEN TO THIS RESTAURANT.
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WE'RE ON A DATE.
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WE ARE? GREAT!
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SO, DID YOU LIKE THE MOVIE?
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- I COULDN'T REALLY
- PAY MUCH ATTENTION
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WITH YOUR HAND ON MY KNEE
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THE WHOLE TIME.
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I THINK WE'VE COME INTO THIS
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RE-ENACTMENT A LITTLE LATE.
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- I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND ME
- PUTTING ON LIPSTICK.
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- MY MOM WON'T LET ME WEAR
- MAKEUP AT HOME.
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SHE SAYS I'M TOO YOUNG...
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BUT I THINK IT LOOKS NICE.
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DO YOU?
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I DO.
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I DO THINK IT LOOKS NICE.
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AND IT TASTES GREAT, TOO.
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JUST LIKE CHERRY.
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IT'S SO TASTY.
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HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE CHERRY?
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MMM.
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[SLAP]
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- WHAT DO YOU THINK
- YOU'RE DOING?
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"AGE 12?" "FIRST KISS?"
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"HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE CHERRY?"
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"MMM?"
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WHAT KIND OF GIRL
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DO YOU THINK I AM?
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MY MOM WAS RIGHT!
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BOYS ONLY WANT ONE THING!
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KISS THIS!
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SEE WHAT ELSE YOU MISSED?
263
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YOU'RE WELCOME.
264
00:10:25,543 --> 00:10:27,419
- I'M SORRY, BUT I NEED
- MY GORILLA SUIT BACK.
265
00:10:27,461 --> 00:10:28,628
MR. BUCKLEY HATES IT
266
00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:29,814
- WHEN I SHOW UP TO
- CLASS IN MY UNDERWEAR.
267
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I'VE USED UP
268
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ALL MY WARNINGS.
269
00:10:33,217 --> 00:10:34,218
BUT HOW AM I SUPPOSED
270
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- TO STAY CLEAN
- THE REST OF THE DAY?
271
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WE COULD PROBABLY
272
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BOTH FIT IN THERE.
273
00:10:45,354 --> 00:10:46,522
YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT IT,
274
00:10:46,523 --> 00:10:47,689
AREN'T YOU?
275
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MR. YOUNG?
276
00:10:57,699 --> 00:10:58,700
SLAB?
277
00:10:58,742 --> 00:11:00,261
- DO YOU HAVE A COURT DATE
- OF SOME KIND?
278
00:11:00,285 --> 00:11:01,703
YEAH.
279
00:11:01,745 --> 00:11:03,105
- BUT THAT'S NOT
- FOR A FEW WEEKS.
280
00:11:04,748 --> 00:11:05,707
- I'M DRESSED
- FOR PICTURE DAY.
281
00:11:05,749 --> 00:11:07,459
IT'S FUNNY.
282
00:11:07,501 --> 00:11:08,644
- I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D BE INTO
- ALL THAT SCHOOL SPIRIT STUFF.
283
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,504
ON THE CONTRARY.
284
00:11:10,546 --> 00:11:11,963
- THIS MEANS
- A LOT TO ME.
285
00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,382
HIGH SCHOOL IS A VERY TOUGH TIME
286
00:11:13,383 --> 00:11:14,758
FOR A LOT OF PEOPLE,
287
00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:16,260
AND WHEN THEY LOOK BACK,
288
00:11:16,261 --> 00:11:17,719
I WANT THEM TO REMEMBER
289
00:11:17,761 --> 00:11:19,617
THAT IT WAS ME
290
00:11:19,618 --> 00:11:21,473
WHO MADE IT VERY TOUGH.
291
00:11:21,515 --> 00:11:22,742
- ANYWAYS, I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU
- ABOUT SCIENCE.
292
00:11:22,766 --> 00:11:24,122
SCIENCE?
293
00:11:24,123 --> 00:11:25,477
I TEACH SCIENCE.
294
00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:28,730
YEAH, I REALIZED THAT TODAY.
295
00:11:28,772 --> 00:11:29,815
AND I CAN'T STOP THINKING
296
00:11:29,816 --> 00:11:30,857
ABOUT PHOTOSYNTHESIS.
297
00:11:30,899 --> 00:11:32,234
I SPENT THE WHOLE MORNING
298
00:11:32,235 --> 00:11:33,569
STANDING IN THE SUN,
299
00:11:33,611 --> 00:11:35,131
- BUT I WASN'T ABLE
- TO MAKE ANY FOOD.
300
00:11:36,780 --> 00:11:38,657
- WELL, I DID CHEW
- MY FINGERNAILS,
301
00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,513
BUT THAT'S MORE
302
00:11:40,514 --> 00:11:42,327
OF AN APPETIZER.
303
00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:43,703
YOU CAN'T MAKE YOUR OWN FOOD.
304
00:11:43,745 --> 00:11:45,664
WHAT IF I PROMISE
305
00:11:45,665 --> 00:11:47,583
TO LISTEN IN CLASS?
306
00:11:47,625 --> 00:11:49,543
THAT WOULD BE NICE.
307
00:11:49,585 --> 00:11:50,670
BUT STILL, ONLY PLANTS
308
00:11:50,671 --> 00:11:51,753
CAN DO PHOTOSYNTHESIS.
309
00:11:51,795 --> 00:11:53,401
WHAT DO THEY HAVE
310
00:11:53,402 --> 00:11:55,006
THAT I DON'T HAVE?
311
00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:57,884
LEAVES, FOR STARTERS.
312
00:11:57,926 --> 00:11:59,446
- THAT'S WHERE
- CHLOROPHYLL IS STORED.
313
00:12:00,929 --> 00:12:02,013
GOT IT.
314
00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:03,515
THANKS, MR. YOUNG.
315
00:12:03,557 --> 00:12:04,642
YOU KNOW, THIS STUFF
316
00:12:04,643 --> 00:12:05,725
IS REALLY INTERESTING.
317
00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:07,185
SOMEONE SHOULD TEACH IT.
318
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,672
ADAM! I WANTED
319
00:12:13,673 --> 00:12:15,277
TO GIVE YOU THIS.
320
00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:18,780
AN INVITATION TO SENIOR PROM?
321
00:12:18,822 --> 00:12:20,616
- THE FINAL MILESTONE
- YOU MISSED
322
00:12:20,658 --> 00:12:21,801
- WHEN YOU SKIPPED
- ALL THOSE GRADES.
323
00:12:21,825 --> 00:12:23,785
OH, I DIDN'T MISS IT.
324
00:12:23,827 --> 00:12:25,467
- MY MOTHER TOOK ME OUT
- FOR A MILKSHAKE.
325
00:12:27,998 --> 00:12:29,749
WE EVEN RENTED A LIMO.
326
00:12:33,044 --> 00:12:35,046
THAT DOESN'T COUNT.
327
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,756
- YOU NEED TO HAVE
- A REAL PROM.
328
00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:38,425
I DON'T KNOW.
329
00:12:38,467 --> 00:12:39,551
I'M STILL TRYING
330
00:12:39,593 --> 00:12:41,354
- TO GET THE LAST MILESTONE
- OUT OF MY NOSE.
331
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,556
- COME ON,
- THERE'S NO MOMENT
332
00:12:44,598 --> 00:12:46,204
MORE SPECIAL
333
00:12:46,205 --> 00:12:47,809
THAN PROM NIGHT.
334
00:12:47,851 --> 00:12:49,520
- IT'S THE NIGHT
- GIRLS BECOME WOMEN
335
00:12:49,561 --> 00:12:51,730
AND BOYS BECOME MEN.
336
00:12:56,568 --> 00:12:58,778
I'D LIKE TO BE A MAN.
337
00:13:05,619 --> 00:13:06,933
AND THEY CALL MY BROTHER
338
00:13:06,934 --> 00:13:08,246
THE GENIUS.
339
00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:14,586
WHAT'S THAT SMELL?
340
00:13:14,628 --> 00:13:15,795
THAT WOULD BE ME.
341
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,508
I'VE COVERED MY ENTIRE BODY
342
00:13:19,509 --> 00:13:20,884
IN COW MANURE.
343
00:13:23,178 --> 00:13:25,493
OOH, I HEAR
344
00:13:25,494 --> 00:13:27,807
THAT REALLY OPENS THE PORES.
345
00:13:27,849 --> 00:13:29,497
UNFORTUNATELY,
346
00:13:29,498 --> 00:13:31,144
IT ALSO LETS THE POOP IN.
347
00:13:31,186 --> 00:13:32,937
I'M USING IT AS FERTILIZER.
348
00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:34,398
I ALSO COVERED MY BODY
349
00:13:34,399 --> 00:13:35,815
IN SOIL AND SEEDS.
350
00:13:38,527 --> 00:13:39,903
HEY! CAREFUL WITH THAT!
351
00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:41,988
NEVER MIND.
352
00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:44,616
WATER AWAY.
353
00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:45,867
NO, THAT'S ENOUGH.
354
00:13:45,909 --> 00:13:47,869
I DON'T WANT TO GET ROOT ROT.
355
00:13:47,911 --> 00:13:49,913
NOW TO SOAK UP SOME RAYS
356
00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:51,269
AND READ A LITTLE MORE
357
00:13:51,270 --> 00:13:52,583
ABOUT PHOTOSYNTHESIS.
358
00:13:58,922 --> 00:14:00,882
- PHOTOAUTOTROPHS
- BEGIN THE PROCESS
359
00:14:00,924 --> 00:14:02,842
BY ABSORBING ENERGY FROM...
360
00:14:02,884 --> 00:14:05,970
[SNORING]
361
00:14:15,647 --> 00:14:16,898
WOW!
362
00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:18,982
WOW!
363
00:14:21,945 --> 00:14:23,426
THIS WAS THE ONLY TUXEDO
364
00:14:23,427 --> 00:14:24,906
THEY HAD LEFT IN MY SIZE.
365
00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:26,908
WELL, I HOPE YOU DIDN'T SPEND
366
00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:28,868
YOUR WHOLE POT OF GOLD ON THAT.
367
00:14:32,914 --> 00:14:34,833
- I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SET THIS
- ALL UP FOR ME.
368
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:35,917
- OH, IT WAS
- NO TROUBLE.
369
00:14:35,959 --> 00:14:37,877
- I WENT HOME AND
- CHANGED INTO THIS.
370
00:14:37,919 --> 00:14:38,983
I WANT TO LOOK NICE
371
00:14:38,984 --> 00:14:40,046
FOR MY PICTURE ANYWAY.
372
00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:41,423
THEN I BORROWED ALL THIS STUFF
373
00:14:41,424 --> 00:14:42,758
FROM DERBY.
374
00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:44,676
- HE EVEN OFFERED ME
- A HORSE-DRAWN CARRIAGE,
375
00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:46,153
- BUT I DIDN'T THINK
- IT WAS WORTH $40
376
00:14:46,177 --> 00:14:47,512
TO GO AROUND THE SCHOOL ONCE.
377
00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:50,474
ACTUALLY,
378
00:14:50,475 --> 00:14:51,933
IT'S A BREATHTAKING EXPERIENCE,
379
00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:53,956
ESPECIALLY WHEN THE MOONLIGHT
380
00:14:53,957 --> 00:14:55,937
HITS THE FLAGPOLE JUST SO.
381
00:14:55,979 --> 00:14:59,023
ANYWAY, THIS IS FOR...
382
00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:00,484
YOU'RE ALREADY
383
00:15:00,485 --> 00:15:01,901
WEARING A CORSAGE?
384
00:15:01,943 --> 00:15:03,654
- YEAH.
- I GOT IT FROM TOBY.
385
00:15:03,695 --> 00:15:07,949
IS HE YOUR FLORIST?
386
00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:09,785
NO, HE'S MY DATE.
387
00:15:09,827 --> 00:15:11,911
HEY, BABE.
388
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:18,752
SO, WHERE'S YOUR DATE?
389
00:15:18,794 --> 00:15:20,671
MY DATE?
390
00:15:20,712 --> 00:15:21,713
YOU DIDN'T ASK ANYONE?
391
00:15:23,006 --> 00:15:25,592
TO SENIOR PROM?
392
00:15:25,634 --> 00:15:28,970
[COUGHS] LOSER.
393
00:15:29,012 --> 00:15:30,451
I GUESS YOU COULD HANG OUT
394
00:15:30,452 --> 00:15:31,890
WITH TOBY AND ME.
395
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,308
IS THAT OKAY WITH YOU?
396
00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:39,481
OOH, I LOVE THIS SONG.
397
00:15:39,482 --> 00:15:40,940
LET'S DANCE.
398
00:15:40,982 --> 00:15:42,567
[♪♪]
399
00:15:50,033 --> 00:15:52,619
[SLOW DANCE SONG PLAYS]
400
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:08,009
ADAM, YOU'RE SO SHY.
401
00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:09,136
I MEAN, IT WAS CUTE
402
00:16:09,137 --> 00:16:10,220
WHEN WE WERE TEN.
403
00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:11,364
- YOU SHOULD ASK
- SOMEONE TO DANCE.
404
00:16:11,388 --> 00:16:13,014
DO YOU WANT TO DANCE?
405
00:16:13,056 --> 00:16:15,058
THAT IS SO RUDE.
406
00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:16,310
YOU KNOW I'M HERE
407
00:16:16,311 --> 00:16:17,519
WITH TOBY.
408
00:16:17,561 --> 00:16:19,396
- I MEANT
- ASK SOMEONE ELSE.
409
00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:21,398
- YEAH, THERE MUST BE
- A PIXIE OR A GARDEN GNOME
410
00:16:21,439 --> 00:16:24,025
AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.
411
00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:25,360
SORRY I'M LATE.
412
00:16:25,402 --> 00:16:26,587
- I HAD TO TEND
- TO THE HORSES.
413
00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:27,672
- DID I MISS
- THE WHOLE PROM
414
00:16:27,696 --> 00:16:29,447
[SCREAMING]
415
00:16:30,532 --> 00:16:33,243
[CRASH]
416
00:16:33,284 --> 00:16:35,036
DERBY!
417
00:16:35,078 --> 00:16:36,246
YOU RUINED MY DRESS!
418
00:16:36,287 --> 00:16:37,748
SORRY.
419
00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:38,832
HE SCARED ME.
420
00:16:38,874 --> 00:16:40,709
- YOU'RE AFRAID
- OF LEPRECHAUNS?
421
00:16:40,751 --> 00:16:42,878
NO, OF COURSE NOT.
422
00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:44,484
WHAT REASONABLE PERSON WOULD BE
423
00:16:44,485 --> 00:16:46,047
AFRAID OF LEPRECHAUNS?
424
00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:49,217
I'M AFRAID OF LEPRECHAUN SUITS.
425
00:16:50,468 --> 00:16:51,511
[CRYING]
426
00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:59,227
DERBY, I KNOW I SCARED YOU,
427
00:16:59,228 --> 00:17:01,354
BUT DID I REALLY MAKE YOU CRY?
428
00:17:01,396 --> 00:17:05,024
IT'S NOT DERBY.
429
00:17:06,443 --> 00:17:07,670
- I MADE DERBY
- GIVE ME THE SUIT
430
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,153
WHEN HE RUINED MY DRESS.
431
00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:11,740
IT WAS A NICE DRESS,
432
00:17:11,782 --> 00:17:14,075
BUT THAT LOOKS GREAT TOO.
433
00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:15,076
IT'S NOT THE DRESS.
434
00:17:15,118 --> 00:17:16,494
TOBY DUMPED ME.
435
00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:17,889
- HE SAID HE DIDN'T WANT
- TO DANCE
436
00:17:17,913 --> 00:17:19,644
WITH ANYONE WHO HAD
437
00:17:19,645 --> 00:17:21,374
A HAIRIER CHEST THAN HIS.
438
00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:22,439
LUCKY FOR YOU,
439
00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:23,460
I DON'T HAVE THAT RULE.
440
00:17:26,296 --> 00:17:27,297
YOU'RE NOT AFRAID
441
00:17:27,298 --> 00:17:28,298
OF THE GORILLA SUIT?
442
00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:29,883
NOT ANYMORE.
443
00:17:40,685 --> 00:17:42,854
[SNORING]
444
00:17:46,608 --> 00:17:48,735
ALMOST TIME FOR MY PICTURE.
445
00:17:48,777 --> 00:17:49,820
GUESS I'D BETTER
446
00:17:49,821 --> 00:17:50,862
UNWRAP MY DRESS.
447
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,283
UH-OH. HELP!
448
00:17:55,325 --> 00:17:56,534
I'LL HELP.
449
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,578
[GRUNTING]
450
00:17:58,620 --> 00:17:59,704
[SCREAMS]
451
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:01,060
LEAFY GREENS!
452
00:18:01,061 --> 00:18:02,373
STAY AWAY FROM MY TEETH!
453
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:03,374
WHERE'RE YOU GOING?
454
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:04,480
I THOUGHT YOU
455
00:18:04,481 --> 00:18:05,543
WANTED HELP!
456
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:06,920
- LEAVE ME ALONE!
- SERIOUSLY!
457
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:10,256
THANKS, ADAM.
458
00:18:10,298 --> 00:18:11,299
I FEEL BETTER.
459
00:18:11,341 --> 00:18:12,467
AND I'M SURE
460
00:18:12,509 --> 00:18:14,194
- WHEN THE TIME COMES
- TO GO TO YOUR REAL PROM,
461
00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:15,362
YOU'LL END UP GOING WITH A GUY
462
00:18:15,386 --> 00:18:16,763
WHO DOESN'T CARE
463
00:18:16,764 --> 00:18:18,139
HOW HAIRY YOUR CHEST IS.
464
00:18:18,181 --> 00:18:19,140
YEAH.
465
00:18:19,182 --> 00:18:21,142
I GUESS THERE'S NO RUSH.
466
00:18:21,184 --> 00:18:22,185
I FEEL THE SAME WAY.
467
00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:23,770
ONE OF THE GREAT THINGS
468
00:18:23,771 --> 00:18:25,313
ABOUT BEING A KID TEACHER
469
00:18:25,355 --> 00:18:26,606
IS I'LL GET TO EXPERIENCE
470
00:18:26,648 --> 00:18:28,067
ALL THE BIG MOMENTS
471
00:18:28,068 --> 00:18:29,484
OF HIGH SCHOOL
472
00:18:29,526 --> 00:18:30,526
WITH YOU...
473
00:18:31,862 --> 00:18:34,614
GUYS.
474
00:18:34,656 --> 00:18:35,824
YOU GUYS.
475
00:18:35,866 --> 00:18:38,159
YOU KNOW, YOU AND DERBY
476
00:18:38,201 --> 00:18:41,621
AND... THE GUYS.
477
00:18:41,663 --> 00:18:43,164
THAT'S TRUE.
478
00:18:43,206 --> 00:18:44,207
AND SO WHAT IF YOU MISSED
479
00:18:44,208 --> 00:18:45,208
STANDING IN A SCHOOLYARD,
480
00:18:45,249 --> 00:18:46,417
HAVING A GIRL SAY,
481
00:18:46,418 --> 00:18:47,585
"GROSS! GET AWAY FROM ME!"
482
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:49,170
AND SHOVING YOU TO THE GROUND?
483
00:18:49,212 --> 00:18:50,297
GROSS!
484
00:18:50,298 --> 00:18:51,381
GET AWAY FROM ME!
485
00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:05,937
WELL, I GUESS
486
00:19:05,938 --> 00:19:07,522
THIS JUST PROVES
487
00:19:07,564 --> 00:19:08,857
NO ONE LOOKS BEAUTIFUL
488
00:19:08,858 --> 00:19:10,149
ON PICTURE DAY.
489
00:19:13,444 --> 00:19:14,696
COME ON, EVERYONE.
490
00:19:14,738 --> 00:19:16,157
YOU DON'T WANT
491
00:19:16,158 --> 00:19:17,574
TO MISS YOUR PICTURE.
492
00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:20,451
DERBY, WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
493
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:23,329
OOPS! NICE CATCH.
494
00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:24,394
A PRINCESS WOULD NEVER
495
00:19:24,395 --> 00:19:25,415
WEAR A CALCULATOR WATCH.
496
00:19:27,584 --> 00:19:29,044
SHE HAS PEOPLE
497
00:19:29,045 --> 00:19:30,503
TO CALCULATE FOR HER.
498
00:19:30,545 --> 00:19:32,213
HE MEANS THE DRESS.
499
00:19:32,255 --> 00:19:33,357
- WHERE DID YOU
- GET THE DRESS?
500
00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:34,591
FROM MY LOCKER.
501
00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:37,218
I ALWAYS HAVE A BACKUP COSTUME.
502
00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:38,738
- THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU
- LET ME WEAR THAT
503
00:19:38,762 --> 00:19:40,442
- INSTEAD OF GIVING ME
- THIS GORILLA SUIT?
504
00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:43,538
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
505
00:19:43,539 --> 00:19:44,726
THE QUESTION.
506
00:19:48,271 --> 00:19:50,481
[♪♪]
507
00:20:29,312 --> 00:20:30,271
[MUNCH]
508
00:20:30,313 --> 00:20:31,313
OW!
509
00:20:47,288 --> 00:20:50,416
THIS IS AN AMAZING SALAD.
510
00:20:52,043 --> 00:20:52,961
YOU LIKE IT?
511
00:20:53,003 --> 00:20:54,337
I MADE IT MYSELF.
512
00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:04,347
A FOUR-LEAF CLOVER.
513
00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:06,265
THIS IS MY LUCKY DAY.
514
00:21:08,351 --> 00:21:09,310
THERE HE IS!
515
00:21:09,352 --> 00:21:10,478
GET HIM!
516
00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:16,067
- GOTCHA, YOU LITTLE
- LEPRECHAUN!
517
00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:18,153
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
518
00:21:18,195 --> 00:21:19,320
QUIET!
519
00:21:19,362 --> 00:21:20,426
WE'LL HAVE NONE OF YOUR
520
00:21:20,427 --> 00:21:21,489
LEPRECHAUN TRICKS.
521
00:21:21,531 --> 00:21:22,803
[ADAM]:
522
00:21:22,804 --> 00:21:24,075
BUT I HAVE TO GET TO ME CLASS.
523
00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:25,869
I MEAN, MY CLASS.
524
00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:27,099
ECHO, TELL HIM I'M NOT A
525
00:21:27,100 --> 00:21:28,287
LEPRECHAUN.
526
00:21:28,329 --> 00:21:29,747
OH, WE KNOW THAT.
527
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:31,041
WE JUST DON'T WANT TO STUDY
528
00:21:31,042 --> 00:21:32,291
FOR TOMORROW'S SCIENCE TEST.
529
00:21:33,668 --> 00:21:36,337
HELP!
530
00:21:36,379 --> 00:21:37,379
LET ME OUT!
531
00:21:39,757 --> 00:21:42,426
COME ON, PLEASE?
532
00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:43,928
- I'LL GIVE YOU
- ME POT O' GOLD!
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