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[♪♪♪]
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OH, I'M SO EXCITED!
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- THEY'RE ABOUT TO
- ANNOUNCE THE NOMINEES,
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- AND IT'S STREAMING LIVE
- FROM SWEDEN!
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- THE MISS BIKINI
- CONTEST?
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OUT OF MY WAY!
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UGH!
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- NOT A VERY ATTRACTIVE GROUP
- THIS YEAR.
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- IT'S NOT
- THE MISS BIKINI CONTEST.
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- IT'S THE NOBEL PRIZE
- FOR PHYSICS.
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- OH, THEN
- IT ACTUALLY IS
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- A PRETTY ATTRACTIVE
- GROUP THIS YEAR.
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SHH!
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..FOR PHYSICS,
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DR. THOMAS GALLIFREY
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FOR HIS JUST PUBLISHED WORK
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- ON THE USE
- OF ENTANGLED PHOTON PAIRS
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IN QUANTUM TELEPORTATION.
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- YOU'VE GOT
- TO BE KIDDING ME.
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SERIOUSLY.
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- DID THEY NOT EVEN
- CONSIDER
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ASTRONOMER MIKE HAWKINS'S
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DISCOVERY
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THAT QUASARS
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DON'T SHOW TIME DILATION?
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I MEAN, THAT'S MY RESEARCH.
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- I SENT IT TO
- THE PHYSICS DEPARTMENT
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- AT THE UNIVERSITY
- WHERE GALLIFREY WORKS
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FOR REVIEW
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AND NEVER HEARD BACK.
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- WHO CARES ABOUT
- SOME LAME AWARD?
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LAME AWARD?
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THE NOBEL PRIZE FOR PHYSICS
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- IS THE WORLD'S MOST PRESTIGIOUS
- SCIENCE AWARD.
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- YOU GET A MEDAL ENGRAVED WITH
- THE PROFILE OF ALFRED NOBEL,
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A MILLION DOLLARS CASH,
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- AND A HANDSHAKE
- FROM CARL THE XVith GUSTAF,
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THE KING OF SWEDEN!
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YOU GET WHAT?
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- A HANDSHAKE FROM
- CARL THE XVith GUSTAF,
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THE KING OF SWEDEN!
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NO, THE OTHER THING!
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- A MEDAL ENGRAVED WITH
- THE PROFILE...
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NO, THE OTHER, OTHER THING!
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A MILLION DOLLARS CASH?
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YES!
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- WE HAVE TO STOP THIS GALLIFREY
- AND GET WHAT'S RIGHTFULLY OURS.
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YOU MEAN MINE.
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SORRY.
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SLIP OF THE TONGUE.
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- NOW, LET'S GO GET
- MY MONEY!
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[♪♪♪]
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♪ GOODBYE, SUMMER
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HELLO, FALL ♪
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♪ WE'VE BEEN TRYING
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TO GET HERE ♪
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♪ SINCE WE BOTH
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WERE BARELY TWO FEET TALL ♪
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♪ WHO YOU CALLING KID?
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WHO YOU CALLING KID? ♪
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♪ WHO YOU CALLING KID? ♪
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♪ CAN CALL ME WHAT YOU WANT ♪
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♪ BUT I WON'T HEAR A WORD ♪
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♪ WHERE I AM HERE ♪
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♪ WHO YOU CALLING KID? ♪
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[♪♪♪]
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- OKAY, HERE'S HOW
- WE'RE GOING TO PLAY THIS.
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YOU'RE GOOD COP.
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MAKE HIM FEEL AT EASE,
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LIKE WE'RE ON HIS SIDE
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- AND JUST WANT TO CLEAR UP
- A SIMPLE MISUNDERSTANDING.
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THEN BAM!
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IN COMES BAD COP.
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"YOU'D BETTER LET THE CAT
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OUT OF THE BAG, SEE?
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- YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO CATS
- THAT AREN'T LET OUT OF BAGS?
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THEY DIE!
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AND NOT SOME QUICK,
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PEACEFUL DEATH.
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THE SLOW, PAINFUL SUFFOCATION
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THAT ONLY COMES FROM BEING
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STUCK IN A BAG!
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AND THE WHOLE TIME,
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- LITTLE DROPLETS OF SPITTLE
- AND BITS OF CLUB SANDWICH
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FLY OUT OF
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MY COFFEE-STAINED TEETH.
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HOW ABOUT WE JUST
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TALK TO HIM?
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FINE,
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- BUT YOU'LL NEVER MAKE DETECTIVE
- WITH THAT ATTITUDE.
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[KNOCKS]
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PROFESSOR?
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HE'S NOT HERE.
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- WE'LL HAVE TO COME BACK
- ANOTHER TIME.
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COME BACK?
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THIS IS PERFECT.
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- WE CAN SNOOP AROUND
- FOR EVIDENCE.
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THAT'S BREAKING AND ENTERING.
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THE DOOR WAS UNLOCKED.
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- THAT'S JUST "ENTERING."
- WE DIDN'T BREAK ANYTHING...
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[SMASH]
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OKAY, BUT THAT'S
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"ENTERING AND BREAKING,"
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- THE OPPOSITE OF
- "BREAKING AND ENTERING..."
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WHICH MAKES IT LEGAL.
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- YOU CARRY AROUND
- FINGERPRINT POWDER?
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FINGERPRINT POWDER?
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THIS IS COCOA MIX.
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WITH MARSHMALLOWS.
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[BLOWS]
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AH-HAH!
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- THIS GUY'S CHOCOLATY
- FINGERPRINTS
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ARE ALL OVER THIS PLACE.
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IT'S HIS OFFICE.
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WHAT IS THIS?
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SOME KIND OF SCANNER?
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HE PROBABLY USED IT TO SCAN...
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HIS BUTT.
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MY PAPER
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INTO HIS COMPUTER,
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- SO HE COULD REPLACE MY NAME
- WITH HIS,
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AND CHANGE THE FONT
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TO SOMETHING BORING.
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I TYPE ALL MY PAPERS
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IN WINGDINGS.
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- [MAN]: HEY, WATCH
- WHERE YOU'RE GOING!
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[DOORKNOB RATTLES]
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THAT MUST BE GALLIFREY!
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HIDE!
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SERIOUSLY?
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STAY...
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SIT.
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SHAKE.
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NOW SPEAK.
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[DOG BARKS]
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- [WHISPERING]
- HE'S BLIND.
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WHAT?
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HE'S BLIND.
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I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
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[BEEPS SCANNER ON]
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[COMPUTER VOICE READS]:
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"DEAR PROFESSOR GALLIFREY,
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- "I WOULD LIKE TO
- CONGRATULATE YOU
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- "ON YOUR NOBEL PRIZE
- NOMINATION.
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"YOURS TRULY,
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KING CARL THE XVith.
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- "P.S. I LOOK FORWARD TO
- SHAKING YOUR HAND
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IN STOCKHOLM."
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- [WHISPERING]
- HE'S BLIND.
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I KNOW!
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[DOG BARKS]
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THE DOG IS NOT BLIND.
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I KNOW THAT GUY'S DIRTY.
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I MEAN,
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HE WEARS SUNGLASSES INSIDE!
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WHO DOES THAT?
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WELL, WE STILL NEED PROOF
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HE STOLE MY PAPER,
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- AND THERE'S NO WAY WE CAN
- SEARCH HIS OFFICE
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WITH THAT DOG AROUND.
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- BUT, MRS. BYRNE,
- IT'S WRONG TO WEAR FUR.
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BALDERDASH!
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ONE COAT WILL HARDLY PUT A DENT
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- IN THE SABERTOOTH TIGER
- POPULATION.
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I THINK I HAVE AN IDEA.
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- COULD YOU BELIEVE
- THE WAY THOSE GIRLS
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WERE STARING AT US ON THE BUS?
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I KNOW.
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I FELT LIKE A PIECE OF MEAT.
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[BARKING ENTHUSIASTICALLY]
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WHAT IS WRONG, AUGIE?
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[PANTING DOG-LIKE]
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THAT'S BETTER.
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GOOD DOG...
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[♪♪♪]
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[TEARING PAPER]
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[BEEPS SCANNER ON]
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- [COMPUTER VOICE READS]:
- " YOU MAKE A BETTER DOG
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THAN A WINDOW."
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[LAUGHS]
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OH, MARMADUKE,
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YOU NEVER FAIL TO AMUSE ME.
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WASN'T THAT FUNNY, AUGIE?
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[GROWLS NONCOMMITTALLY]
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COME HERE, BOY.
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LUNCH TIME.
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[GROANING AND WHIMPERING]
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WHAT'S WRONG, BOY?
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- THIS IS YOUR FAVORITE.
- NOW, EAT UP.
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UGH...
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I DON'T HEAR YOU
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LAPPING IT UP.
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- MAYBE I SHOULD
- TAKE YOU TO THE VET,
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- HAVE HIM CHECK YOUR BUM-BUM
- FOR ROUNDWORMS.
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GOOD BOY.
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YOU ARE SO CUTE!
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REALLY?
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- I FEEL EXACTLY THE SAME WAY
- ABOUT...
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YES, YOU ARE!
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THIS... LITTLE FELLA.
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- I'M LOOKING AFTER AUGIE
- FOR A FRIEND.
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EVERYBODY LOVES THIS DOG.
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- [PRINCIPAL TATER]:
- THERE BETTER NOT BE A DOG
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IN THIS SCHOOL!
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- [TATER APPROACHES, SNEEZING]
- UH-OH.
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QUICK, IN MY LOCKER!
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NOT YOU!
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[SNEEZING]
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YOU HAVE A COLD, MR. TATER?
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NO, IT'S ALLERGIES.
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- I'M SEVERELY
- ALLERGIC TO DOGS...
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[SNEEZES]
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AND FIGGY PUDDING.
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IF SOMEONE HAS EITHER A DOG
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OR FIGGY PUDDING IN THIS SCHOOL,
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- THERE WILL BE
- HECK TO PAY.
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HECK!
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[SNEEZES]
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[DOG GROANS]
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WHAT WAS THAT?
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THAT WAS...
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MY STOMACH GROWLING.
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I AM STARVING.
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- MAYBE I'LL JUST
- GO TO THE CAFETERIA
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FOR A CLUB SANDWICH.
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NICE TRY,
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- BUT DO YOU
- REALLY THINK
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- WE CAN AFFORD
- TO SERVE SANDWICHES
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WITH THREE SLICES OF BREAD?
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[SNEEZES]
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[SNEEZING VIOLENTLY]
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OKAY, LET'S GET AUGIE.
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WOW, HERE'S A FIRST.
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A DOG ACTUALLY ATE MY HOMEWORK.
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YOUR SCIENCE HOMEWORK?
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[HASTILY] YES.
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WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
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WITH THIS GUY?
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- WELL, I'D LOVE TO HELP,
- BUT I HAVE A HISTORY CLASS.
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WHO HAS HEARD OF
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THE WAR OF 1812?
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DURING THE WAR OF 1812,
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WHAT WERE CONDITIONS LIKE
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FOR THE BRITISH SOLDIERS?
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YOU.
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[WHIMPERS]
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OH, NO.
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[BARKS]
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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THEY WERE ROUGH.
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- IN FACT, DURING THE LONG,
- COLD WINTER,
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SOME WERE EVEN FORCED TO EAT...
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[BARKS]
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VERY GOOD.
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BARK, RIGHT OFF THE TREES.
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- YOU ARE ONE OF
- MY BRIGHTEST STUDENTS.
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GOOD THING, TOO, BECAUSE...
258
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NOT MUCH TO LOOK AT.
259
00:09:54,512 --> 00:09:55,637
[AUGIE GROWLS]
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[SNATCH, ECHO GASPS]
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HEY!
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- HEY, COME BACK HERE
- WITH MY WIG, YOUNG MAN!
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00:10:02,894 --> 00:10:03,728
WAIT!
264
00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:05,147
THE WAR OF 1812,
265
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HOW R... ROUGH WAS IT?
266
00:10:07,816 --> 00:10:09,360
[GROWLING]
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00:10:09,401 --> 00:10:10,194
- COME BACK HERE
- WITH MY WIG!
268
00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:11,278
OH, NO.
269
00:10:13,864 --> 00:10:14,698
OOF!
270
00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:15,657
HEY!
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00:10:15,699 --> 00:10:18,660
[SNEEZING]
272
00:10:18,702 --> 00:10:20,245
- THERE'S A DOG
- IN THIS SCHOOL...
273
00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:22,289
[SNEEZES]
274
00:10:22,331 --> 00:10:23,665
AND I'M GOING TO FIND...
275
00:10:23,707 --> 00:10:25,667
[SNEEZES]
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00:10:25,709 --> 00:10:28,670
IT.
277
00:10:28,712 --> 00:10:29,671
- BUT I NEED YOU TO
- DISCIPLINE THE STUDENT
278
00:10:29,713 --> 00:10:30,548
WHO STOLE MY WIG!
279
00:10:30,589 --> 00:10:32,674
OH, FINE.
280
00:10:32,716 --> 00:10:33,800
[SNEEZES]
281
00:10:33,842 --> 00:10:34,926
WHERE IS HE?
282
00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:39,431
RIGHT OVER THERE.
283
00:10:39,473 --> 00:10:40,724
I'M SORRY, MRS. BYRNE,
284
00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:42,243
- MY EYES ARE ALL
- SWOLLEN AND WATERY.
285
00:10:42,267 --> 00:10:43,227
I CAN'T SEE A THING.
286
00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:46,813
[SNEEZING VIOLENTLY]
287
00:10:46,855 --> 00:10:49,066
WHO IS IT?
288
00:10:49,107 --> 00:10:50,359
I DON'T KNOW HIS NAME,
289
00:10:50,401 --> 00:10:51,276
BUT HE'S BIG,
290
00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:53,028
UGLY,
291
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COVERED WITH HAIR...
292
00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:57,512
AND HAS TERRIBLE
293
00:10:57,513 --> 00:10:59,201
BREATH.
294
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SLAB, GIVE MRS. BYRNE
295
00:11:01,058 --> 00:11:02,871
HER WIG BACK.
296
00:11:02,913 --> 00:11:05,207
Y-YEAH, SLAB,
297
00:11:05,208 --> 00:11:07,501
GIVE ME THE WIG!
298
00:11:07,543 --> 00:11:08,823
- AND TAKE
- THIS COOKIE INSTEAD.
299
00:11:10,045 --> 00:11:12,214
WHO'S A GOOD BOY?
300
00:11:12,256 --> 00:11:14,174
SLAB IS.
301
00:11:14,216 --> 00:11:15,759
SLAB'S A GOOD BOY.
302
00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:17,553
- HERE'S YOUR WIG,
- MRS. BYRNE.
303
00:11:17,595 --> 00:11:19,221
- WOW, ALL THESE YEARS
- OF DETENTION,
304
00:11:19,263 --> 00:11:20,327
WHEN ALL HE NEEDED
305
00:11:20,328 --> 00:11:21,390
WAS A COOKIE.
306
00:11:21,432 --> 00:11:23,225
[SNEEZES]
307
00:11:23,267 --> 00:11:24,684
WELL, I'M OFF TO FIND THAT DOG.
308
00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:30,608
AND YOU,
309
00:11:30,649 --> 00:11:33,360
GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER.
310
00:11:33,402 --> 00:11:34,945
YOU HAVE SO MUCH POTENTIAL.
311
00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:35,779
[BARKS]
312
00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:37,697
FORGET THE ROOF,
313
00:11:37,739 --> 00:11:38,907
THE SKY'S THE LIMIT!
314
00:11:45,747 --> 00:11:46,748
COME ON, BOY,
315
00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:48,208
TIME TO GO FOR WALKIES!
316
00:11:48,250 --> 00:11:51,336
RU-ROH.
317
00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:56,258
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
318
00:11:56,300 --> 00:11:58,760
COME ON, DERBY, PICK UP...
319
00:11:58,802 --> 00:11:59,470
- TO LEAVE A MESSAGE
- FOR DERBY,
320
00:11:59,511 --> 00:12:01,763
PRESS OR SAY "ONE."
321
00:12:01,805 --> 00:12:03,641
- TO LEAVE A MESSAGE
- FOR ANTOINE BOLOGNESE,
322
00:12:03,682 --> 00:12:05,183
PRESS OR SAY "TWO."
323
00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:06,768
ONE.
324
00:12:06,810 --> 00:12:08,061
- YOU HAVE
- SELECTED "TWO."
325
00:12:08,103 --> 00:12:10,188
BONJOUR!
326
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:11,524
YOU HAVE REACHED
327
00:12:11,525 --> 00:12:12,816
ANTOINE BOLOGNESE.
328
00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:13,984
PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE
329
00:12:13,985 --> 00:12:15,110
AFTER ZE BEEP.
330
00:12:15,152 --> 00:12:16,654
DERBY, IT'S ME AGAIN.
331
00:12:16,695 --> 00:12:17,988
WHERE ARE YOU?
332
00:12:18,029 --> 00:12:19,739
- WOOF WOOF,
- BARK BARK.
333
00:12:23,327 --> 00:12:24,911
NOT GOOD.
334
00:12:24,953 --> 00:12:28,832
[KIDS WHISPERING AND GIGGLING]
335
00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:30,125
OH, KIDS CAN BE
336
00:12:30,126 --> 00:12:31,376
SO CRUEL.
337
00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:33,378
SO I'M BLIND.
338
00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:35,172
- THERE'S NOTHING WEIRD
- ABOUT THIS!
339
00:12:35,213 --> 00:12:36,798
HERE, BOY,
340
00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:38,592
- WHY DON'T YOU
- RUN AROUND A LITTLE?
341
00:12:38,634 --> 00:12:40,636
GO FETCH!
342
00:12:40,678 --> 00:12:41,886
[PANTING]
343
00:12:43,847 --> 00:12:44,848
[GROWLING]
344
00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:45,932
DERBY!
345
00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:47,518
[GROWLING]
346
00:12:47,559 --> 00:12:50,145
DERBY, HEEL!
347
00:12:50,187 --> 00:12:52,856
HEEL...
348
00:12:54,650 --> 00:12:56,318
GOOD BOY,
349
00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:57,360
GOOD DOG...
350
00:12:58,862 --> 00:13:01,365
HEY!
351
00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:02,842
- WATCH WHERE YOU'RE THROWING
- THAT DISCUS!
352
00:13:02,866 --> 00:13:03,617
WHAT'RE YOU, BLIND?
353
00:13:03,659 --> 00:13:05,577
YES!
354
00:13:07,204 --> 00:13:08,204
OKAY, THEN.
355
00:13:10,248 --> 00:13:11,833
WHAT'S GOING ON?
356
00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:13,115
- HAVE YOU FOUND
- MY PAPER YET?
357
00:13:15,379 --> 00:13:16,484
DERBY, WHY WON'T YOU
358
00:13:16,485 --> 00:13:17,589
ANSWER ME?
359
00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:19,258
YOU TOLD ME TO HEEL
360
00:13:19,259 --> 00:13:20,884
AND YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME A TREAT.
361
00:13:27,057 --> 00:13:28,075
- I HAVEN'T HAD
- A CHANCE TO LOOK.
362
00:13:28,099 --> 00:13:29,851
THE PROFESSOR'S ALWAYS AROUND...
363
00:13:29,893 --> 00:13:31,853
PATTING ME, FEEDING ME,
364
00:13:31,895 --> 00:13:33,689
MAKING ME TRY ON
365
00:13:33,690 --> 00:13:35,482
LITTLE DOGGIE SWEATERS.
366
00:13:35,524 --> 00:13:37,171
ALTHOUGH THE PINK ONE
367
00:13:37,172 --> 00:13:38,818
LOOKS ABSOLUTELY DARLING ON ME.
368
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,239
WELL, HURRY UP.
369
00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:43,341
- TATER'S ALLERGIC
- TO DOGS.
370
00:13:43,365 --> 00:13:44,700
I CAN'T HIDE AUGIE HERE FOREVER.
371
00:13:44,742 --> 00:13:45,950
OKAY, OKAY.
372
00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:53,708
[BARKS HAPPILY]
373
00:13:57,879 --> 00:13:59,214
OKAY, BOY, THAT'S ENOUGH FUN.
374
00:13:59,256 --> 00:14:00,256
TIME TO DO YOUR BUSINESS.
375
00:14:02,551 --> 00:14:04,803
[WHINING]
376
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:05,929
OH, DON'T ARGUE WITH ME.
377
00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:08,724
I DON'T WANT ANY ACCIDENTS,
378
00:14:08,766 --> 00:14:09,558
- SO WE'RE NOT GOING HOME
- UNTIL YOU DO YOUR "DOODY."
379
00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:10,768
NOW GO.
380
00:14:15,272 --> 00:14:16,607
[GROANING IN DISGUST]
381
00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:19,692
[AUGIE WHINES]
382
00:14:24,406 --> 00:14:25,679
YOU LEFT AUGIE HERE
383
00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:26,950
ALL NIGHT?
384
00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:28,660
MY MOTHER'S ALLERGIC.
385
00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:30,203
IT'S INCONSIDERATE
386
00:14:30,245 --> 00:14:31,556
- TO BRING A DOG
- INTO AN ENVIRONMENT
387
00:14:31,580 --> 00:14:32,973
- WHERE IT WOULD AFFECT
- SOMEONE'S HEALTH.
388
00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:35,166
[TATER SNEEZING]
389
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,848
- BESIDES, HE'S SAFE
- IN THE SCIENCE LAB.
390
00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:41,590
AUGIE'S NOT HERE.
391
00:14:41,632 --> 00:14:43,300
OH, NO!
392
00:14:43,341 --> 00:14:44,217
I'M SURE I CLOSED THAT DOOR.
393
00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:46,303
HE MUST HAVE GOTTEN LOOSE.
394
00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:47,572
- PLUS, HE DESTROYED
- THIS SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT.
395
00:14:47,596 --> 00:14:48,596
WAS IT YOURS?
396
00:14:50,515 --> 00:14:53,477
[QUICKLY] YES.
397
00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:55,037
- AUGIE COULD BE
- ANYWHERE IN THE SCHOOL.
398
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:55,937
WE'LL NEVER FIND HIM.
399
00:14:55,979 --> 00:14:58,064
[TATER SNEEZING]
400
00:14:58,106 --> 00:15:00,317
YES, WE WILL.
401
00:15:00,358 --> 00:15:02,152
WE'VE GOT A HUMAN DOG-DETECTOR.
402
00:15:02,193 --> 00:15:05,196
[SNEEZING VIOLENTLY]
403
00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:09,969
- I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TWO DON'T
- KNOW WHERE THE LIBRARY IS.
404
00:15:09,993 --> 00:15:10,952
FOLLOW ME.
405
00:15:10,994 --> 00:15:13,288
[SNEEZES]
406
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,000
YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY,
407
00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:18,794
- WHAT'S THE POINT
- OF WORKING OUT THE MIND
408
00:15:18,836 --> 00:15:20,146
- IF YOU DON'T ALSO
- WORK OUT THE BODY?
409
00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:22,255
YOU'RE RIGHT.
410
00:15:22,297 --> 00:15:23,983
- CAN YOU SHOW US WHERE
- THE GYM IS INSTEAD?
411
00:15:24,007 --> 00:15:26,134
O... KAY.
412
00:15:29,012 --> 00:15:30,930
[SNEEZING VIOLENTLY]
413
00:15:30,972 --> 00:15:33,642
[SNEEZING UNCONTROLLABLY]
414
00:15:37,187 --> 00:15:38,897
[SIGHS WITH RELIEF]
415
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:39,939
YOU REALLY DON'T KNOW
416
00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:40,940
WHERE THE GYM IS?
417
00:15:40,982 --> 00:15:42,067
I USUALLY
418
00:15:42,068 --> 00:15:43,151
DO TRACK OUTSIDE,
419
00:15:43,193 --> 00:15:44,444
- AND DOES THIS ONE
- LOOK LIKE
420
00:15:44,486 --> 00:15:45,592
HE KNOWS
421
00:15:45,593 --> 00:15:46,697
WHERE TO FIND A GYM?
422
00:15:46,738 --> 00:15:48,406
I MEAN, FEEL THIS THING.
423
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,009
- IT'S LIKE ONE OF THOSE
- BAGS OF ICING BAKERS USE.
424
00:15:50,033 --> 00:15:52,952
[LAUGHING]
425
00:15:52,994 --> 00:15:54,162
YOU KNOW,
426
00:15:54,163 --> 00:15:55,330
I JUST REALIZED
427
00:15:55,372 --> 00:15:56,791
I'M NOT WEARING
428
00:15:56,792 --> 00:15:58,208
MY GYM SHOES.
429
00:15:58,249 --> 00:16:00,010
- CAN YOU SHOW ME
- WHERE MY LOCKER IS AGAIN?
430
00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:01,503
YOU KIDS AND YOUR SHORT
431
00:16:01,504 --> 00:16:02,962
ATTENTION SPANS.
432
00:16:03,004 --> 00:16:04,231
- YOU KNOW WHEN I WAS
- YOUR AGE, I...
433
00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:06,591
OOH, LOOK!
434
00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:12,013
- THE SHINY OBJECTS
- APPRECIATION CLUB
435
00:16:12,055 --> 00:16:13,055
IS HAVING A MEETING.
436
00:16:18,353 --> 00:16:20,480
[SNEEZING VIOLENTLY]
437
00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:29,757
- Y-YOU KNOW WHAT,
- I'M GOING TO SKIP THE GYM.
438
00:16:29,781 --> 00:16:31,575
- ALL THIS WALKING
- HAS TIRED ME OUT.
439
00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:33,493
[SNEEZING]
440
00:16:33,535 --> 00:16:34,411
I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.
441
00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:36,705
I HAVE TO GO FIND THAT DOG.
442
00:16:36,747 --> 00:16:38,248
[SNEEZING UNCONTROLLABLY]
443
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:47,371
- OKAY, AUGIE
- MUST BE IN HERE.
444
00:16:50,594 --> 00:16:52,011
IT'S LOCKED.
445
00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:05,275
THIS IS CRAZY.
446
00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:08,069
YOU'RE NOT KIDDING.
447
00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:10,071
- THIS MUTT WENT ALL IN
- WITH A PAIR OF THREES.
448
00:17:10,113 --> 00:17:11,239
I'M GOING TO CHECK ON...
449
00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:12,699
MY FRIEND.
450
00:17:12,741 --> 00:17:14,034
WOULD YOU WATCH
451
00:17:14,035 --> 00:17:15,326
AUGIE FOR ME?
452
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,036
DEAL ME IN, BOYS.
453
00:17:20,999 --> 00:17:21,999
AND GIRL.
454
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:26,087
[WHISPERING] DERBY!
455
00:17:26,129 --> 00:17:29,007
[WHIMPERING DREAMILY]
456
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,968
DERBY!
457
00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:32,093
[WHIMPERING]
458
00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:33,762
WAKE UP.
459
00:17:33,804 --> 00:17:34,804
[GROWLING AND GRUMBLING]
460
00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:37,514
[MEOWS LIKE A CAT]
461
00:17:41,144 --> 00:17:42,246
WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?
462
00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:46,107
[SHUDDERING]
463
00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:48,109
WELL, I WAS DREAMING.
464
00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:49,653
THANKS FOR WAKING ME UP
465
00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:51,530
RIGHT BEFORE
466
00:17:51,531 --> 00:17:53,364
I CAUGHT UP TO THE CAR.
467
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:54,550
- I MEAN, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
- LOOKING FOR PROOF
468
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:56,093
- PROFESSOR GALLIFREY
- STOLE MY PAPER.
469
00:17:56,117 --> 00:17:58,620
OH, HE WENT OUT.
470
00:17:58,662 --> 00:18:00,498
[SADLY] SOMETIMES, HE JUST
471
00:18:00,499 --> 00:18:02,332
TAKES THE CANE.
472
00:18:02,373 --> 00:18:04,022
THEN THIS WOULD BE
473
00:18:04,023 --> 00:18:05,669
THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY
474
00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:07,146
- TO SNIFF AROUND
- AND FINALLY END THIS MADNESS.
475
00:18:07,170 --> 00:18:08,296
NOW'S NOT
476
00:18:08,297 --> 00:18:09,422
A GOOD TIME.
477
00:18:09,464 --> 00:18:11,132
- HE COULD BE BACK
- ANY MINUTE.
478
00:18:11,174 --> 00:18:12,863
YOU KNOW, I THINK HE HAS
479
00:18:12,864 --> 00:18:14,552
A CONFERENCE IN APRIL.
480
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,429
- YOU DON'T WANT IT TO END,
- DO YOU?
481
00:18:16,471 --> 00:18:19,140
NO, I LOVE BEING A DOG!
482
00:18:19,182 --> 00:18:20,433
WE PLAY BALL,
483
00:18:20,475 --> 00:18:22,143
HE SCRATCHES MY BELLY,
484
00:18:22,185 --> 00:18:26,147
PLUS, I GET A LOT OF NAPPING IN.
485
00:18:26,189 --> 00:18:27,273
AND THE FOOD?
486
00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:29,108
YOU GET USED TO IT.
487
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:33,551
AND LOOK HOW SHINY
488
00:18:33,552 --> 00:18:35,490
MY COAT HAS GOTTEN.
489
00:18:35,532 --> 00:18:37,492
SORRY, BUT I'M AFRAID
490
00:18:37,493 --> 00:18:39,452
YOUR DOG DAYS ARE OVER.
491
00:18:39,494 --> 00:18:40,767
I'VE COME UP WITH A PLAN
492
00:18:40,768 --> 00:18:42,039
TO SMOKE OUT GALLIFREY
493
00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:44,457
- AND GET HIM TO SHOW US
- WHERE HE'S HIDING THE EVIDENCE.
494
00:18:44,499 --> 00:18:48,086
[BEEPS ON SCANNER]
495
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,814
- [COMPUTER VOICE READS]:
- WE KNOW WHAT YOU DID.
496
00:18:49,838 --> 00:18:51,879
- THAT'S PRETTY GOOD,
- BUT IT NEEDS ONE MORE THING.
497
00:19:01,850 --> 00:19:03,036
- [GALLIFREY]: YOU'RE LOOKING
- LOVELY TODAY, JUDITH!
498
00:19:03,060 --> 00:19:04,227
[LAUGHS PLEASANTLY]
499
00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:06,187
HE'S COMING!
500
00:19:06,229 --> 00:19:09,524
HIDE!
501
00:19:09,566 --> 00:19:11,486
- OKAY, I GUESS WE DON'T
- HAVE TO ACTUALLY HIDE.
502
00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:14,821
AUGIE!
503
00:19:14,863 --> 00:19:17,240
I'M HOME!
504
00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:20,702
[BARKING EXCITEDLY]
505
00:19:20,744 --> 00:19:21,870
- OOF!
- YES, YES, HELLO.
506
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:25,623
DADDY MISSED YOU, TOO!
507
00:19:33,548 --> 00:19:34,966
- [WHISPERING]
- HERE IT COMES.
508
00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:37,218
[BEEPING SCANNER ON]
509
00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:38,320
- [COMPUTER VOICE READS]:
- WE KNOW WHAT YOU DID.
510
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:40,221
DUN-DUN-DUN.
511
00:19:40,263 --> 00:19:42,223
NICE TOUCH.
512
00:19:42,265 --> 00:19:43,433
OH, NO.
513
00:19:43,474 --> 00:19:45,727
HE'S ONTO ME.
514
00:19:45,769 --> 00:19:47,438
HOW COULD HE POSSIBLY KNOW
515
00:19:47,439 --> 00:19:49,106
I STOLE HIS PAPER?
516
00:19:49,147 --> 00:19:50,691
I KEEP ALL THE EVIDENCE
517
00:19:50,692 --> 00:19:52,233
IN THE SAFE.
518
00:19:52,275 --> 00:19:53,484
THIS IS IT.
519
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,278
[BEEPING SECURITY CODE]
520
00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:56,319
AH-HAH!
521
00:19:59,991 --> 00:20:00,991
WAIT...
522
00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:04,328
WHAT IS THIS?
523
00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:06,289
ALL RIGHT, YOU'VE CAUGHT ME.
524
00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:07,603
YES, I STEAL
525
00:20:07,604 --> 00:20:08,875
MY NEIGHBOR'S NEWSPAPER,
526
00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:10,336
BUT I JUST TEAR OUT MARMADUKE
527
00:20:10,337 --> 00:20:11,753
AND PUT THE REST BACK.
528
00:20:11,795 --> 00:20:12,253
- I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO
- PAY FOR THE PAPER.
529
00:20:12,295 --> 00:20:14,005
I'M BLIND!
530
00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:15,256
I'M NOT YOUR NEIGHBOR,
531
00:20:15,298 --> 00:20:16,508
AND I DON'T CARE
532
00:20:16,509 --> 00:20:17,717
ABOUT MARMADUKE!
533
00:20:17,759 --> 00:20:19,385
- [GUFFAWING]
- HE'S DRIVING THE CAR...
534
00:20:19,427 --> 00:20:22,097
[ALL LAUGHING]
535
00:20:22,139 --> 00:20:23,391
YOU STOLE MY RESEARCH PAPER
536
00:20:23,392 --> 00:20:24,641
ON ENTANGLED PHOTON PAIRS!
537
00:20:24,682 --> 00:20:25,763
OH, YOU MUST BE ADAM YOUNG!
538
00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:30,814
YEAH, THE ADAM YOUNG
539
00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:32,482
WHO SHOULD BE HEADED TO SWEDEN
540
00:20:32,523 --> 00:20:33,751
- FOR THE WORLD'S MOST PRESTIGIOUS
- AWARDS CEREMONY.
541
00:20:33,775 --> 00:20:35,819
OOH, GOODY!
542
00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:37,797
- IS IT TIME FOR THE MISS BIKINI
- CONTEST ALREADY?
543
00:20:37,821 --> 00:20:39,364
I'M TALKING ABOUT
544
00:20:39,365 --> 00:20:40,907
THE NOBEL PRIZE.
545
00:20:40,949 --> 00:20:42,159
BESIDES, BIKINIS?
546
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:43,534
YOU'RE BLIND.
547
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:44,766
WE PREFER THE TERM
548
00:20:44,767 --> 00:20:45,954
"VISUALLY IMPAIRED."
549
00:20:45,996 --> 00:20:47,122
I GOT YOUR PAPER,
550
00:20:47,123 --> 00:20:48,247
BUT I NEVER READ IT.
551
00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:50,208
I KNEW FROM YOUR EMAIL
552
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,186
- THAT IT WAS ON A SIMILAR TOPIC
- TO MY RESEARCH,
553
00:20:52,210 --> 00:20:53,295
AND I DIDN'T WANT IT
554
00:20:53,296 --> 00:20:54,378
TO INFLUENCE MY WORK.
555
00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:56,214
IT'S STILL SEALED, SEE?
556
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:01,469
HUH.
557
00:21:01,511 --> 00:21:03,304
I GUESS I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY.
558
00:21:03,346 --> 00:21:06,099
IT'S JUST THAT
559
00:21:06,141 --> 00:21:07,350
MY RESEARCH ISN'T JUST
560
00:21:07,351 --> 00:21:08,559
SIMILAR TO YOURS,
561
00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:11,437
IT'S EXACTLY THE SAME.
562
00:21:11,479 --> 00:21:14,565
EXCEPT MINE'S IN WINGDINGS.
563
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:16,247
- WELL, I'D LOVE TO
- COLLABORATE WITH YOU
564
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:17,694
AND DO SOME FURTHER RESEARCH.
565
00:21:17,735 --> 00:21:18,883
ME? WORK WITH
566
00:21:18,884 --> 00:21:20,030
A NOBEL PRIZE NOMINEE?
567
00:21:20,071 --> 00:21:21,322
LET ME THINK ABOUT IT...
568
00:21:21,364 --> 00:21:22,323
YES!
569
00:21:22,365 --> 00:21:23,926
- ALL RIGHT, WELL,
- I'VE GOT YOUR EMAIL.
570
00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:25,326
WE'LL TALK.
571
00:21:25,368 --> 00:21:27,954
TAKE CARE.
572
00:21:27,996 --> 00:21:28,329
- IT'S BEEN REALLY NICE
- GETTING TO KNOW YOU.
573
00:21:28,371 --> 00:21:30,331
LIKEWISE.
574
00:21:30,373 --> 00:21:31,979
I WAS TALKING TO
575
00:21:31,980 --> 00:21:33,584
THE OTHER KID.
576
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:34,878
YOU KNEW?
577
00:21:34,919 --> 00:21:36,713
OF COURSE.
578
00:21:36,754 --> 00:21:39,174
I'M BLIND, I'M NOT STUPID.
579
00:21:39,216 --> 00:21:41,469
WE PREFER THE TERM
580
00:21:41,470 --> 00:21:43,720
"INTELLECTUALLY IMPAIRED."
581
00:21:43,761 --> 00:21:44,905
- NOW, I'VE GOT TO GO
- TO THE BATHROOM.
582
00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:47,640
ADAM, BRING A BAG.
583
00:21:52,937 --> 00:21:53,521
- WOW, WE REALLY TOOK
- THAT POMERANIAN
584
00:21:53,563 --> 00:21:54,563
TO THE CLEANERS.
585
00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:59,986
[SNEEZING]
586
00:22:00,028 --> 00:22:01,630
- I KNOW THAT DOG
- IS AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.
587
00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:04,365
OH, NO!
588
00:22:04,407 --> 00:22:06,177
- OH, AUGIE, I'M SO GLAD
- YOU'RE MY BOYFRIEND.
589
00:22:06,201 --> 00:22:09,370
KISS ME.
590
00:22:09,412 --> 00:22:11,372
M'WAH, M'WAH, M'WAH!
591
00:22:11,414 --> 00:22:14,458
YOUNG LOVE...
592
00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:16,335
[SNEEZING VIOLENTLY]
593
00:22:19,380 --> 00:22:22,008
M'WAH!
594
00:22:22,050 --> 00:22:23,426
OH, AUGIE,
595
00:22:23,427 --> 00:22:24,802
YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD KISSER.
596
00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:26,387
M'WAH! M'WAH! M'WAH!
597
00:22:26,429 --> 00:22:29,682
OKAY, NEW PLAN...
598
00:22:29,724 --> 00:22:32,393
[PANTING]
599
00:22:32,435 --> 00:22:34,437
[♪♪♪]
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