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[♪♪♪]
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- DOES PRINCIPAL TATER KNOW
- YOU'RE SELLING SCHOOL PROPERTY?
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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- I'VE HAD
- THIS PRINCIPAL TATER NAMEPLATE
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SINCE I WAS 5.
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WELL, I'M TAKING
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THIS MICROSCOPE.
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GREAT, THAT'LL BE FIVE BUCKS.
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- DERBY, THIS IS MINE.
- IT HAS MY NAME ON THE BOTTOM.
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THEN THREE BUCKS.
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TWO BUCKS.
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- THAT IS
- MY FINAL OFFER.
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WAIT...
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- MOM, WHERE DID YOU GET
- THOSE COMIC BOOKS?
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THEY'RE NOT FOR SALE.
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YOU NEVER READ THEM ANYMORE.
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THEY'RE NOT FOR READING,
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THEY'RE FOR HOARDING!
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WELL, YOU CAN RELAX.
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- I ONLY SOLD ONE,
- AND IT WAS AN OLD ONE.
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WHICH OLD ONE?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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THE ONE WITH THE GUY,
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WITH THE BULGY PANTS?
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- YOU SOLD
- MR. MARVELOUS NUMBER ONE!
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- DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH
- THAT ISSUE IS WORTH?
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75 CENTS...
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ISH?
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YOU ONLY GOT 75 CENTS?
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ISH.
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HE TALKED ME DOWN TO 60.
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HONEY, IF IT'S SO IMPORTANT,
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- JUST ASK THE BOY WHO BOUGHT IT
- TO GIVE IT BACK.
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HE'S RIGHT OVER THERE.
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SLAB?
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PERFECT!
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HEY, EVERYONE,
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NEW MERCHANDISE!
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WELL, NOT NEW,
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BUT GENTLY USED.
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[♪♪♪]
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♪ GOODBYE, SUMMER
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HELLO, FALL ♪
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- ♪ WE'VE BEEN TRYING
- TO GET HERE ♪
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♪ SINCE WE BOTH
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WERE BARELY TWO FEET TALL ♪
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♪ WHO YOU CALLING KID?
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WHO YOU CALLING KID? ♪
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♪ WHO YOU CALLING KID? ♪
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♪ CAN CALL ME WHAT YOU WANT ♪
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♪ BUT I WON'T HEAR A WORD ♪
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♪ WHERE I AM HERE ♪
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♪ WHO YOU CALLING KID? ♪
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[♪♪♪]
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- LOOK AT HIM
- OVER THERE,
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- MAKING DIRECT EYE CONTACT
- WITH MY COMIC.
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I CAN FEEL THE VALUE
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PLUMMETING.
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ADAM, AS
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THE DALAI LAMA TEACHES,
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WE MUST NEVER BE DEFINED
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BY OUR POSSESSIONS.
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IT WAS WORTH 800 BUCKS.
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EVEN DALAI WOULD AGREE,
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THAT BUYS
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A LOT OF SANDALS.
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HEY, UH, SLAB,
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THAT'S MY COMIC.
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I'VE HAD IT
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FOR YEARS.
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- I CAN EVEN REMEMBER
- THE DAY I BOUGHT IT.
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- I REMEMBER THE DAY
- I BOUGHT IT, TOO.
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IT WAS...
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CLOUDY.
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- I'LL NEVER FORGET THE LOOK
- ON THAT KID'S FACE
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- WHEN HE WAS TRYING
- TO GET IT BACK FROM ME.
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- SLAB, YOU MAY NOT
- REALIZE THIS,
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- BUT YOU ACCIDENTALLY
- STUMBLED ONTO
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A VALUABLE TREASURE.
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- THAT COMIC BOOK
- IS WORTH EIGHT...
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DOLLARS,
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BUT I'LL GIVE YOU
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20 FOR IT.
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FORGET IT.
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- MR. MARVELOUS DOESN'T DO
- WHAT HE DOES FOR MONEY.
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- HE DOES IT BECAUSE
- THE STREETS OF URBAN CITY
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ARE CRAWLING WITH SCUM.
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WELL, THANKS FOR TRYING.
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WHERE'D YOU GET 20 BUCKS ANYWAY?
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OH, I SOLD THE TOILET.
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OCCUPIED.
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HELLO, NEWSIES!
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WELCOME TO
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THE SCHOOL PAPER.
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[WINCING IN PAIN]
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FIRST THINGS FIRST.
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NO SNIFFING FOR SCOOPS
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AT THE SPEAKEASY.
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WHAT'S A SPEAKEASY?
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EXACTLY.
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NEXT...
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WE NEED TO PICK SOMEONE
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TO CRANK THE PRINTING PRESS.
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LET'S SEE WHO'S GOT THE MUSCLES.
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ALL RIGHT, NIBLET,
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SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT
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IN THOSE PIPE CLEANERS.
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ACTUALLY, I WAS THINKING,
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- WHAT IF WE BROADCAST
- THE NEWS INSTEAD?
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A MODERN TWIST, EH?
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GREAT IDEA.
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[MORSE CODE BEEPING]
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SCANDALOUS!
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I MEANT DOING A NEWS SHOW
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AND PUTTING IT ON THE WEB.
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THE WEB?
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- DO YOU REALLY THINK SPIDERS
- WOULD BE INTERESTED
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IN THE AFFAIRS OF MAN?
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- THERE'S GOT TO BE SOME WAY
- TO GET SLAB
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TO GIVE ME BACK MY COMIC BOOK.
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- FORGET IT.
- HE'LL NEVER DO IT.
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HE'S A BAD GUY,
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- AND WE ALL KNOW,
- NO ONE CAN DEFEAT A BAD GUY.
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MR. MARVELOUS DEFEATS BAD GUYS
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ALL THE TIME.
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- I HATE TO
- BREAK THIS TO YOU,
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- BUT I'M AFRAID THERE IS
- NO MR. MARVELOUS.
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DERBY, I KNOW...
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- I MEAN, IT'S THE ONLY
- EXPLANATION
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- FOR WHY HE'S NEVER RESPONDED
- TO ALL MY LETTERS.
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UNLESS PROFESSOR VORTEX
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TRAVELED BACK IN TIME,
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AND HID ALL MY PENS,
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- PREVENTING ME FROM EVER
- WRITING THOSE LETTERS.
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YOU WIN THIS ROUND, VORTEX.
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I BET IF I DRESSED UP
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LIKE MR. MARVELOUS,
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- I COULD CONVINCE SLAB
- TO GIVE ME BACK THE COMIC BOOK.
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- YEAH, BUT MR. MARVELOUS
- HAS SUPERPOWERS,
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AND YOU DON'T.
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WAIT, DO YOU HAVE SUPERPOWERS?
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YOU'VE BEEN HOLDING OUT ON ME!
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I EXPECT THIS KIND OF BEHAVIOR
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FROM VORTEX, BUT YOU?
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THE ONLY SUPERPOWER I NEED
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IS SCIENCE.
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DESPITE WHAT YOU MAY THINK,
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BORING PEOPLE TO SLEEP
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IS NOT A SUPERPOWER.
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I MEAN, BY APPLYING
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THE PRINCIPLES OF PROPULSION
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- AND THERMAL TRANSFER,
- I CAN SIMULATE THE...
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[SNORING]
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[♪♪♪]
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[♪♪♪]
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[SOMBERLY] AND NOW,
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THE NEWS.
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NO...
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- [CHEERIER]
- AND NOW, THE NEWS!
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NO.
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- [CALMLY]
- AND NOW, THE NEWS.
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ECHO...
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- BE A LAMB AND GET ME
- SOME GREEN TEA WITH HONEY.
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NOT TOO MUCH HONEY,
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- BECAUSE IF THERE'S
- TOO MUCH HONEY,
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- I'M GOING TO CRACK THIS MUG
- OVER YOUR HEAD.
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- AND I DON'T WANT TO
- HAVE TO DO THAT
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- BECAUSE THIS IS
- MY FAVORITE MUG.
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I DON'T GET TEA.
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- WELL, THEY'RE
- THESE LEAVES
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YOU POUR HOT WATER OVER,
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CREATING A FLAVORFUL BEVERAGE.
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I KNOW WHAT TEA IS,
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BUT I'M THE ANCHORWOMAN.
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ANCHORWOMAN IS MY DREAM JOB.
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IT'S LIKE MODELING,
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ONLY SITTING.
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[DOOR OPENS]
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- ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE,
- YOUR ANCHORWOMAN'S HERE.
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I ASSUMED IT WOULD
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BE ONE OF US.
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- AND I ASSUMED
- IT WOULD BE ONE OF ME.
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YOU TWO WALKING STICKS?
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PLEASE...
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THE VIEWERS WANT
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A LITTLE CHEESECAKE.
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WOW!
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DETENTION JUST FLEW BY
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WITH THIS BABY.
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I MADE IT ALL THE WAY
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TO PAGE FOUR.
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- YOU THERE,
- CITIZEN!
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MR. MARVELOUS?
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YES.
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'TIS I, MR. MARVELOUS,
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CHAMPION OF THE PEOPLE,
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PROTECTOR OF THE PEOPLE,
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AND FRIEND TO ALL...
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PEOPLE.
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I KNOW WHO YOU REALLY ARE.
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[SADLY] YOU DO?
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[MORE HEROIC]
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YOU DO?
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YES.
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YOU'RE REALLY...
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- [WHISPERING]
- DIRK DEMPSEY.
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- WEALTHY
- INDUSTRIALIST
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AND NOTORIOUS SKIRT-CHASER.
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KEEP IT DOWN, CITIZEN.
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THAT'S MY SECRET IDENTITY.
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- HOW CAN I HELP YOU,
- MR. MARVELOUS?
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ANYTHING, JUST NAME IT.
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I WOULD LIKE YOU
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TO RETURN THAT COMIC BOOK
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TO ME,
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SO THAT I MAY RETURN IT
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TO ITS RIGHTFUL OWNER,
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THE SMART, CHARMING TEACHER
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IT BELONGS TO.
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F.Y.I...
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TEACHERS ARE THE REAL HEROES.
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NO DISRESPECT, MR. MARVELOUS,
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- BUT I DID BUY IT
- FAIR AND SQUARE.
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PERHAPS YOU'LL GIVE IT TO ME
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- IN EXCHANGE FOR
- A DISPLAY OF MY...
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IMPRESSIVE POWERS?
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YEAH, I GOT A FEW MINUTES.
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I'LL START WITH...
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SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH!
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SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH, COMING UP.
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- LOOK, SOME IRRESPONSIBLE
- METALWORKER
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CARELESSLY LEFT
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THIS STEEL ROD HERE.
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[SOUND OF HEAVILY GROANING
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[METAL PLAYS]
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OH! THAT IS AWESOME!
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[METAL GROANING]
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UH!
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[THUDS SOFTLY]
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OOPS.
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CLANG!
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THAT WAS PRETTY IMPRESSIVE.
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- WELL, THEN I GUESS
- YOU'LL JUST GIVE ME...
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NOW DO HEAT VISION!
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VERY WELL.
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SETTING HEAT VISION
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TO 350 DEGREES.
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PREHEATING...
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[SIZZLING]
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AWESOME!
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COOKIES!
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AHEM!
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IT WOULD BE MY HONOR
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TO GIVE YOU THIS COMIC BOOK,
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MR. MARVELOUS.
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THANK YOU, CITIZEN.
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WELL, CRIME-FIGHTING CALLS.
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[CLICK]
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I MUST FLY OFF.
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[WINCH WHIRRING]
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[DERBY]: UH-OH.
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[CLICKING BUTTON RAPIDLY]
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[CHUCKLING AWKWARDLY]
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ACTUALLY,
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I'LL JUST STAY HERE...
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ENJOY THE WEATHER.
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HA HA!
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[CHUCKLES FONDLY]
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I REMEMBER WHEN I DID THAT.
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THAT TAKES ME BACK...
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GOOD NEWS.
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- I SPOKE TO RANJIT
- IN WINCH CUSTOMER SUPPORT.
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- THEY'RE SENDING
- SOMEONE OUT TUESDAY
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BETWEEN 9:00 AND 6:00.
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CUSTOMER SUPPORT GUYS
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ARE THE REAL HEROES.
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- AT LEAST I GOT
- MY COMIC BOOK BACK.
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WOW, MR. MARVELOUS!
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OH...
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HELLO THERE, YOUNG LAD.
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YOU'RE MY FAVORITE SUPERHERO!
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COULD I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?
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SURE.
284
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ON THAT COMIC BOOK?
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THIS COMIC BOOK?
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- BUT THIS IS
- MR. MARVELOUS NUMBER ONE.
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YOU MUST HAVE PLENTY OF COPIES
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BACK IN YOUR
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CITADEL OF ISOLATION.
290
00:11:01,083 --> 00:11:02,518
- I'D LOVE TO AUTOGRAPH
- THIS FOR YOU,
291
00:11:02,542 --> 00:11:03,459
BUT I DON'T HAVE A PEN.
292
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I'VE GOT ONE.
293
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VORTEX!
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00:11:09,209 --> 00:11:10,626
HERE YOU GO.
295
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AREN'T YOU PREPARED?
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THIS IS SO COOL.
297
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THANK YOU, MR. MARVELOUS!
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[SIGHS HEAVILY]
299
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- WELL, I GUESS IT'S TIME
- FOR MR. MARVELOUS
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TO HANG UP HIS CAPE.
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
302
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- SO YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOING TO
- GET MY PEN BACK FROM VORTEX?
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OH, THANKS.
304
00:11:39,375 --> 00:11:41,959
AW, VORTEX CHEWED THE TIP.
305
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VORTEX!
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00:11:45,292 --> 00:11:46,709
[BROADCAST THEME MUSIC PLAYS]
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IN "V," "IV", "III..."
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- WELCOME TO
- FINNEGAN HIGH NEWS.
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OUR TOP STORY.
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MAINTENANCE HAS
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JUST COMPLETED WORK
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- ON PAINTING
- THE SECOND-FLOOR HALLWAY.
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LET'S GO THERE LIVE.
314
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WE'LL CHECK BACK LATER,
315
00:12:09,417 --> 00:12:11,522
FOR THE EXCITING
316
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REMOVAL OF THE SIGN.
317
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IN THE MEANTIME,
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I'VE GOT A REAL STORY.
319
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THERE'S BEEN A SIGHTING
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OF MR. MARVELOUS,
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RIGHT HERE
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AT OUR VERY OWN SCHOOL.
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MR. MARVELOUS,
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THE FICTIONAL SUPERHERO?
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AM I GOING
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TOO FAST FOR YOU?
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WE HAVE FOOTAGE,
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- CAPTURED BY
- THIS CUB REPORTER.
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AS YOU CAN SEE FROM THIS
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TEDDY-CAM SECURITY FOOTAGE,
331
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- METALWORKERS ARE
- INCREDIBLY IRRESPONSIBLE.
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- SINCE IVY
- BROKE THAT STORY,
333
00:12:42,709 --> 00:12:43,626
- THE WHOLE SCHOOL'S
- IN THE GRIP
334
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OF MARVELOUS MANIA.
335
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HE IS PRETTY AWESOME,
336
00:12:46,751 --> 00:12:48,355
BUT WE ALL KNOW TEACHERS
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ARE THE REAL HEROES.
338
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IF ONLY I COULD GET
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ONE GREAT SCOOP.
340
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- WHAT IF I COULD GET YOU
- AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH...
341
00:12:53,792 --> 00:12:55,417
A TEACHER?
342
00:12:55,459 --> 00:12:57,292
THANKS, BUT NO THANKS.
343
00:12:57,334 --> 00:12:59,626
HOW ABOUT MR. MARVELOUS?
344
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- I COULD GET YOU AN INTERVIEW
- WITH THE GUY ON THAT TAPE.
345
00:13:01,626 --> 00:13:02,959
REALLY?
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00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,250
THAT WOULD BE AMAZING.
347
00:13:04,292 --> 00:13:05,918
BE IN THE QUAD AT 7:00 TONIGHT.
348
00:13:06,292 --> 00:13:07,292
THANK YOU!
349
00:13:10,334 --> 00:13:12,709
LOOKS LIKE THIS IS A JOB FOR...
350
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[BUTTONS CLATTERING]
351
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MY MOM!
352
00:13:19,667 --> 00:13:20,667
BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW
353
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HOW TO SEW BUTTONS.
354
00:13:24,667 --> 00:13:26,108
- HELLO THERE,
- INTREPID JOURNALIST.
355
00:13:26,542 --> 00:13:27,667
HEY, ADAM.
356
00:13:29,667 --> 00:13:32,667
SO, THE MASK DIDN'T FOOL YOU,
357
00:13:32,709 --> 00:13:34,709
EVEN FOR A SECOND?
358
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- I'D RECOGNIZE
- THOSE BLUE EYES ANYWHERE.
359
00:13:35,834 --> 00:13:37,250
THANKS.
360
00:13:37,292 --> 00:13:40,584
AND THAT CONCAVE CHEST.
361
00:13:40,626 --> 00:13:44,709
AGAIN, THANKS.
362
00:13:44,751 --> 00:13:46,226
- SO, THAT WAS REALLY YOU
- IN THE TEDDY-CAM FOOTAGE?
363
00:13:46,250 --> 00:13:47,250
WOW, THIS ACTUALLY IS
364
00:13:47,292 --> 00:13:49,375
A GOOD SCOOP!
365
00:13:49,417 --> 00:13:51,167
- LET ME GET YOU ON CAMERA
- UNMASKING.
366
00:13:51,209 --> 00:13:52,751
WELL, I GUESS THERE'S NO HARM.
367
00:13:52,792 --> 00:13:54,064
SLAB PROBABLY DOESN'T
368
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WATCH THE NEWS.
369
00:13:55,375 --> 00:13:57,375
THERE YOU ARE, MR. MARVELOUS!
370
00:13:57,417 --> 00:13:59,292
- I'VE BEEN LOOKING
- ALL OVER FOR YOU!
371
00:13:59,334 --> 00:14:00,560
- BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO
- RETURN MY COMIC BOOK,
372
00:14:00,584 --> 00:14:02,876
WHICH YOU READ CAREFULLY
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00:14:02,918 --> 00:14:04,768
- WHILE WEARING ACID-FREE,
- MUSEUM-GRADE, COTTON GLOVES?
374
00:14:04,792 --> 00:14:06,000
NO.
375
00:14:06,042 --> 00:14:07,751
IT'S MY DOG, CRACKERS.
376
00:14:07,792 --> 00:14:10,709
HE GOT OUT OF THE BACKYARD,
377
00:14:10,751 --> 00:14:12,500
- AND THEN WAS TAKEN
- BY THE DOG CATCHER.
378
00:14:12,542 --> 00:14:14,209
- HE SOUNDS LIKE
- QUITE A VILLAIN.
379
00:14:14,250 --> 00:14:16,042
- SO, YOU'RE GOING TO HELP ME
- GET HIM BACK,
380
00:14:16,083 --> 00:14:16,918
RIGHT, MR. MARVELOUS?
381
00:14:16,959 --> 00:14:18,584
OF COURSE HE IS.
382
00:14:18,626 --> 00:14:20,584
I MEAN, HE IS A TRUE HERO,
383
00:14:20,626 --> 00:14:22,751
NOT LIKE A TEACHER OR SOMETHING.
384
00:14:27,751 --> 00:14:28,626
- AND THAT CONCLUDES
- MY SPECIAL REPORT
385
00:14:28,667 --> 00:14:31,000
ON MR. MARVELOUS,
386
00:14:31,042 --> 00:14:32,602
- AND HIS PROMISE TO HELP
- A DESPERATE LITTLE BOY
387
00:14:32,626 --> 00:14:34,417
SAVE HIS DOG,
388
00:14:34,459 --> 00:14:36,751
AND NOW FOR THE WEATHER.
389
00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:37,856
MRS. BYRNE, I DON'T THINK
390
00:14:37,857 --> 00:14:38,918
THIS MAP IS CURRENT.
391
00:14:38,959 --> 00:14:41,125
JUST DO THE WEATHER!
392
00:14:41,167 --> 00:14:43,792
FINE.
393
00:14:43,834 --> 00:14:45,397
WELL, IT'S GOING TO BE
394
00:14:45,398 --> 00:14:46,959
SUNNY THIS WEEKEND IN...
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00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,042
MESOPOTAMIA,
396
00:14:49,083 --> 00:14:51,334
BUT STAY AWAY FROM THE BEACHES.
397
00:14:51,375 --> 00:14:52,685
- THEY'RE ALWAYS CRAWLING
- WITH SUMERIANS
398
00:14:52,709 --> 00:14:53,709
THIS TIME OF YEAR.
399
00:14:59,250 --> 00:15:00,435
- SO, YOU CALLED
- THIS DOG-CATCHER,
400
00:15:00,459 --> 00:15:01,667
AND HE'S COMING HERE,
401
00:15:01,709 --> 00:15:04,000
TO OUR HOUSE?
402
00:15:04,042 --> 00:15:05,709
I'LL JUST TALK TO HIM,
403
00:15:05,751 --> 00:15:07,226
- AND GET HIM TO GIVE
- CRACKERS BACK.
404
00:15:07,250 --> 00:15:08,643
- THEN I'LL PUT ON THE SUIT
- ONE LAST TIME,
405
00:15:08,667 --> 00:15:09,542
AND GIVE JIMMY HIS DOG.
406
00:15:09,584 --> 00:15:11,918
EVERYONE'S HAPPY.
407
00:15:11,959 --> 00:15:13,605
EXCEPT ME, BECAUSE MY MOM
408
00:15:13,606 --> 00:15:15,250
SOLD MY COMIC BOOK.
409
00:15:15,292 --> 00:15:16,480
SHE ALSO WENT THROUGH
410
00:15:16,481 --> 00:15:17,667
32 HOURS OF LABOR.
411
00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:18,709
LET'S CALL IT EVEN.
412
00:15:21,542 --> 00:15:22,542
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
413
00:15:25,709 --> 00:15:27,125
I'M HERE.
414
00:15:27,167 --> 00:15:28,500
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
415
00:15:28,542 --> 00:15:29,542
PLEASE, COME IN.
416
00:15:31,709 --> 00:15:33,542
- I WANT TO TALK TO YOU
- ABOUT CRACKERS.
417
00:15:33,584 --> 00:15:34,876
WHAT ABOUT 'EM?
418
00:15:34,918 --> 00:15:35,667
THEY'RE SQUARE, THEY'RE SALTY,
419
00:15:35,709 --> 00:15:39,542
THEY'RE GOOD IN SOUP.
420
00:15:39,584 --> 00:15:40,602
- I MEAN THE DOG,
- CRACKERS.
421
00:15:40,626 --> 00:15:42,709
DOG CRACKERS?
422
00:15:42,751 --> 00:15:44,314
THEY'RE HARD TO CHEW,
423
00:15:44,315 --> 00:15:45,876
BUT THEY'RE GOOD FOR THE TEETH.
424
00:15:45,918 --> 00:15:47,667
- OKAY, LET'S JUST
- START OVER.
425
00:15:47,709 --> 00:15:49,393
- I'M TRYING TO GET THIS KID
- HIS DOG BACK.
426
00:15:49,417 --> 00:15:50,626
LOOK, PAL,
427
00:15:50,627 --> 00:15:51,834
I'D LIKE TO HELP YOU,
428
00:15:51,876 --> 00:15:53,834
EXCEPT FOR THE HELPING PART,
429
00:15:53,876 --> 00:15:56,334
AND THE "YOU" PART.
430
00:15:56,375 --> 00:15:57,894
- BESIDES, IT'S NOT LIKE
- I CARRY THEM AROUND WITH ME.
431
00:15:57,918 --> 00:15:59,375
[DOGS BARKING AND WHINING]
432
00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:00,918
WHAT?
433
00:16:00,959 --> 00:16:02,667
THIS IS MY LAUNDRY.
434
00:16:02,709 --> 00:16:03,750
[DOGS WHINING AND YIPPING]
435
00:16:08,709 --> 00:16:10,584
WOW, THAT GUY...
436
00:16:10,626 --> 00:16:13,626
KNOWS A LOT ABOUT CRACKERS.
437
00:16:13,667 --> 00:16:14,918
I'D LOVE TO
438
00:16:14,919 --> 00:16:16,167
PICK HIS BRAIN SOMEDAY.
439
00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:19,125
I WAS GOING TO SAY, "IS EVIL!"
440
00:16:19,167 --> 00:16:20,438
THE MAN CARRIES AROUND
441
00:16:20,439 --> 00:16:21,709
A BAG OF PUPPIES!
442
00:16:21,751 --> 00:16:22,772
HOW AM I GOING TO GET
443
00:16:22,773 --> 00:16:23,792
JIMMY HIS DOG BACK?
444
00:16:25,125 --> 00:16:27,751
HELLO, IS THIS THE DOG CATCHER?
445
00:16:27,792 --> 00:16:29,626
- YES, THERE'S A WILD MUTT
- ON THE LOOSE.
446
00:16:29,667 --> 00:16:31,480
IT RUINED MY PRIZE-WINNING
447
00:16:31,481 --> 00:16:33,292
PERUVIAN PETUNIAS!
448
00:16:33,334 --> 00:16:34,397
I SAW IT HEADING
449
00:16:34,398 --> 00:16:35,459
FOR FINNEGAN HIGH.
450
00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:37,417
YES.
451
00:16:37,459 --> 00:16:39,397
OH, AND, WHILE I HAVE YOU
452
00:16:39,398 --> 00:16:41,334
ON THE PHONE...
453
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:43,064
I HAVE AN ASSORTMENT
454
00:16:43,065 --> 00:16:44,751
OF STRONG CHEESES,
455
00:16:44,792 --> 00:16:47,083
- AND I'M LOOKING FOR A CRACKER
- THAT WILL COMPLEMENT,
456
00:16:47,125 --> 00:16:48,209
BUT NOT OVERPOWER THEM.
457
00:16:50,876 --> 00:16:53,751
ANYWAY, COME QUICK.
458
00:16:53,792 --> 00:16:54,792
OKAY, HE'S ON THE WAY.
459
00:16:54,834 --> 00:16:55,876
GREAT.
460
00:16:55,918 --> 00:16:56,792
I'M GOING TO GO CHANGE.
461
00:16:56,834 --> 00:16:58,500
ME, TOO.
462
00:16:58,542 --> 00:17:00,876
WAIT...
463
00:17:00,918 --> 00:17:02,894
- WHY DID YOU DRESS UP LIKE THAT
- JUST TO MAKE THE PHONE CALL?
464
00:17:02,918 --> 00:17:04,318
- I DON'T UNDERSTAND
- THE QUESTION.
465
00:17:08,792 --> 00:17:09,835
[SACK OF DOGS YIPPING,
466
00:17:09,836 --> 00:17:10,876
[WINCH WHINING]
467
00:17:10,918 --> 00:17:14,083
HERE, PUPPY PUPPY...
468
00:17:14,125 --> 00:17:15,806
- SORRY TO DISAPPOINT YOU,
- DOG CATCHER...
469
00:17:18,542 --> 00:17:20,667
- BUT THE ONLY THING
- YOU'RE GOING TO CATCH IS...
470
00:17:20,709 --> 00:17:21,918
MY DRIFT,
471
00:17:21,959 --> 00:17:23,792
WHEN I TELL YOU
472
00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:25,751
- YOU'RE NOT GOING TO CATCH
- ANY DOGS HERE.
473
00:17:25,792 --> 00:17:28,584
CATCH MY DRIFT, DRIFT CATCHER?
474
00:17:28,626 --> 00:17:30,018
- THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE GOING TO
- CALL YOU AFTER TONIGHT,
475
00:17:30,042 --> 00:17:32,751
"THE DRIFT CATCHER!"
476
00:17:32,792 --> 00:17:35,334
HUH?
477
00:17:35,375 --> 00:17:37,876
OH, JUST GIVE ME CRACKERS BACK.
478
00:17:37,918 --> 00:17:39,626
NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.
479
00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:40,980
THAT DOG WAS CAUSING
480
00:17:40,981 --> 00:17:42,292
A DISTURBANCE,
481
00:17:42,334 --> 00:17:44,876
- AND I PLAN ON TAKING CARE OF HIM
- LATER TONIGHT,
482
00:17:44,918 --> 00:17:47,064
AND I DON'T MEAN
483
00:17:47,065 --> 00:17:49,209
TAKING HIM FOR WALKIES.
484
00:17:49,250 --> 00:17:50,272
BECAUSE I TOOK HIM
485
00:17:50,273 --> 00:17:51,292
FOR WALKIES EARLIER.
486
00:17:52,959 --> 00:17:53,980
WELL, THEN
487
00:17:53,981 --> 00:17:55,000
YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE.
488
00:17:59,918 --> 00:18:01,375
ARE YOU FEELING WARM AT ALL?
489
00:18:01,417 --> 00:18:03,000
I COULD TAKE OFF A LAYER.
490
00:18:05,959 --> 00:18:08,250
THAT'S BETTER.
491
00:18:08,292 --> 00:18:09,918
THAT DIDN'T WORK OUT,
492
00:18:09,959 --> 00:18:12,000
AND, CLEARLY, NEITHER DOES HE.
493
00:18:13,042 --> 00:18:14,876
CAN I HAVE A MINUTE?
494
00:18:14,918 --> 00:18:16,250
BY ALL MEANS.
495
00:18:18,083 --> 00:18:19,417
UGH, SUPERHERO 101,
496
00:18:19,459 --> 00:18:21,334
ALWAYS PUT IN FRESH BATTERIES
497
00:18:21,375 --> 00:18:22,480
BEFORE FACING OFF
498
00:18:22,481 --> 00:18:23,584
WITH YOUR ARCH-NEMESIS.
499
00:18:23,626 --> 00:18:24,792
OOPS!
500
00:18:32,959 --> 00:18:33,876
[CACKLING]
501
00:18:33,918 --> 00:18:35,959
GOTCHA!
502
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,376
YOU WALKED RIGHT INTO
503
00:18:37,377 --> 00:18:38,751
MY PORTABLE DOG CAGE.
504
00:18:38,792 --> 00:18:39,959
LET ME OUT OF HERE!
505
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,500
WHY SHOULD I?
506
00:18:41,542 --> 00:18:43,667
BECAUSE, IF YOU DON'T,
507
00:18:43,709 --> 00:18:45,185
- YOU'RE GOING TO
- HAVE TO DEAL WITH ME.
508
00:18:45,209 --> 00:18:46,918
WHO ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE?
509
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:47,959
I'M MR. MARVELOUS'S
510
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:48,960
TRUSTED SIDEKICK...
511
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,667
[TRUMPETS FLOURISH]
512
00:18:50,709 --> 00:18:54,584
AWESOME BOY!
513
00:18:54,626 --> 00:18:56,125
- MR. M., I SEE
- YOU'RE IN A...
514
00:18:56,167 --> 00:18:58,417
HAIRY SITUATION...
515
00:18:58,459 --> 00:18:59,894
- AND I'M TALKING ABOUT
- THIS GUY'S CHEST...
516
00:18:59,918 --> 00:19:01,355
LOOK, KIDS,
517
00:19:01,356 --> 00:19:02,792
YOUR JAMMIES ARE CUTE,
518
00:19:02,834 --> 00:19:04,727
- BUT I'M MORE THAN A MATCH
- FOR THE TWO OF YOU.
519
00:19:04,751 --> 00:19:05,935
- [ECHO]: THERE ARE
- MORE THAN TWO OF US!
520
00:19:05,959 --> 00:19:08,751
DON'T MAKE THE BULK ANGRY.
521
00:19:08,792 --> 00:19:10,459
[SLAB GROWLS]
522
00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:12,126
IN CASE IT WAS UNCLEAR,
523
00:19:12,127 --> 00:19:13,751
I'M THE BULK.
524
00:19:13,792 --> 00:19:16,022
AND I AM...
525
00:19:16,023 --> 00:19:18,250
WEATHER GIRL!
526
00:19:18,292 --> 00:19:19,439
NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH
527
00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:20,584
THE WEATHER GIRL,
528
00:19:20,626 --> 00:19:21,647
WHICH, AS A POSITION,
529
00:19:21,648 --> 00:19:22,667
I FIND DEMEANING TO WOMEN
530
00:19:22,709 --> 00:19:24,355
AND IS IN NO WAY ASSOCIATED
531
00:19:24,356 --> 00:19:26,000
WITH MY SUPERHERO PERSONA...
532
00:19:26,042 --> 00:19:28,000
ALTHOUGH
533
00:19:28,042 --> 00:19:29,393
- THERE IS A COLD FRONT
- COMING THROUGH,
534
00:19:29,417 --> 00:19:30,814
SO I RECOMMEND
535
00:19:30,815 --> 00:19:32,209
YOU PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON.
536
00:19:32,250 --> 00:19:33,890
- WELL, I HAPPEN TO BE
- THE WEATHER GIRL.
537
00:19:42,459 --> 00:19:43,417
LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE OUTNUMBERED.
538
00:19:43,459 --> 00:19:45,000
YOU SEE, DOG CATCHER,
539
00:19:45,042 --> 00:19:46,642
- THERE REALLY IS
- ONLY ONE SUPER POWER.
540
00:19:48,417 --> 00:19:50,584
FRIENDSHIP.
541
00:19:51,792 --> 00:19:52,792
NO, GRAVY.
542
00:19:55,209 --> 00:19:56,209
[GRAVY SQUIRTING]
543
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,417
YOU THINK A LITTLE GRAVY'S
544
00:20:05,418 --> 00:20:06,834
GOING TO STOP ME?
545
00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:17,542
HMM, SALTINES WITH GRAVY.
546
00:20:17,584 --> 00:20:20,000
SIMPLE, YET ELEGANT.
547
00:20:23,417 --> 00:20:26,000
GRAVY MIGHT NOT STOP YOU,
548
00:20:26,042 --> 00:20:27,226
- BUT THIS BAG
- OF HUNGRY DOGS WILL...
549
00:20:27,250 --> 00:20:28,709
[DOGS GROWLING]
550
00:20:28,751 --> 00:20:31,167
[YIPPING AND BARKING]
551
00:20:31,209 --> 00:20:32,542
AND I'M GOING TO OPEN IT
552
00:20:32,584 --> 00:20:34,000
ON THE COUNT OF FIVE.
553
00:20:34,042 --> 00:20:35,083
ONE.
554
00:20:35,125 --> 00:20:36,083
YOU DON'T SCARE ME...
555
00:20:36,125 --> 00:20:37,250
FOUR.
556
00:20:37,292 --> 00:20:39,042
[DOGS YIPPING]
557
00:20:39,083 --> 00:20:41,042
[HE SCREAMS IN TERROR]
558
00:20:41,083 --> 00:20:43,209
YEAH! WE DID IT!
559
00:20:43,250 --> 00:20:46,083
YEAH, "WE."
560
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,959
GUYS? GUYS?
561
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,584
HELLO?
562
00:20:57,834 --> 00:20:59,751
THIS JUST IN...
563
00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:02,751
MY HEARING AID.
564
00:21:02,792 --> 00:21:06,167
NOW, TODAY'S TOP STORY,
565
00:21:06,209 --> 00:21:08,084
A HAPPY ENDING
566
00:21:08,085 --> 00:21:09,959
IN THE MISSING DOG CASE.
567
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,209
FOR MORE ON THAT,
568
00:21:11,210 --> 00:21:12,417
WE GO TO OUR ROVING REPORTER,
569
00:21:12,459 --> 00:21:13,584
LIVE IN THE FIELD.
570
00:21:13,626 --> 00:21:15,667
THANK YOU, MRS. BYRNE.
571
00:21:15,709 --> 00:21:16,855
WELL, A GREAT DAY HERE
572
00:21:16,856 --> 00:21:18,000
AT FINNEGAN AS...
573
00:21:18,042 --> 00:21:19,560
- MR. MARVELOUS SAVED
- LITTLE JIMMY'S...
574
00:21:19,584 --> 00:21:21,375
DOG FROM THE EVIL...
575
00:21:21,417 --> 00:21:22,751
SHIRTLESS DOG...
576
00:21:26,417 --> 00:21:27,417
[SHRIEKING WITH RAGE]
577
00:21:31,042 --> 00:21:32,000
HERE YOU GO, JIMMY,
578
00:21:32,042 --> 00:21:33,792
YOUR BELOVED CRACKERS.
579
00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:37,542
THAT'S NOT CRACKERS.
580
00:21:37,584 --> 00:21:38,375
[DOG WHIMPERS]
581
00:21:38,417 --> 00:21:40,083
OH.
582
00:21:40,125 --> 00:21:41,245
- [GROANING
- AND STRUGGLING]
583
00:21:43,918 --> 00:21:46,083
SORRY ABOUT THAT.
584
00:21:46,125 --> 00:21:48,584
HERE'S CRACKERS.
585
00:21:48,626 --> 00:21:52,459
UH-UH.
586
00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:54,167
HE'S IN HERE SOMEWHERE.
587
00:21:54,209 --> 00:21:58,042
I'LL JUST LOOK ON THE BOTTOM.
588
00:21:58,083 --> 00:21:58,876
[DOGS SNARLING]
589
00:21:58,918 --> 00:22:01,292
OW!
590
00:22:01,334 --> 00:22:02,334
[♪♪♪]
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