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YOUNG. 3 00:00:06,959 --> 00:00:08,876 BEAUTIFUL DAY, ISN'T IT? 4 00:00:08,918 --> 00:00:10,334 I OVERSLEPT. 5 00:00:10,375 --> 00:00:12,268 - OH, A LITTLE EXTRA SLEEP - IS GOOD FOR YOU NOW AND THEN. 6 00:00:12,292 --> 00:00:14,268 - IVY SHOWERED FIRST AND - USED UP ALL THE HOT WATER. 7 00:00:14,292 --> 00:00:16,250 - THEN, MY LOVING SISTER - LEFT WITHOUT ME, 8 00:00:16,292 --> 00:00:17,852 - AND I DIDN'T HAVE TIME - TO EAT BREAKFAST. 9 00:00:17,876 --> 00:00:19,334 NO BREAKFAST? 10 00:00:19,375 --> 00:00:21,167 WELL, EVERYBODY KNOWS 11 00:00:21,209 --> 00:00:22,852 - BREAKFAST IS THE MOST - IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY. 12 00:00:22,876 --> 00:00:24,209 COME WITH ME. 13 00:00:24,250 --> 00:00:25,709 - I THINK I HAVE - SOME CEREAL 14 00:00:25,751 --> 00:00:26,751 IN THE OFFICE. 15 00:00:32,709 --> 00:00:33,667 HUH. 16 00:00:33,709 --> 00:00:35,792 THAT'S ODD. 17 00:00:38,584 --> 00:00:40,209 - LET ME SEE IF I CAN - FIND THAT CEREAL. 18 00:00:40,584 --> 00:00:42,667 [MECHANISM HUMMING] 19 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:43,876 WHAT THE...? 20 00:00:54,167 --> 00:00:55,167 AAH! 21 00:01:18,959 --> 00:01:21,751 THANK YOU, MR. TATER. 22 00:01:21,792 --> 00:01:23,584 THAT REALLY HIT THE SPOT. 23 00:01:26,876 --> 00:01:29,543 ♪ GOODBYE, SUMMER 24 00:01:29,544 --> 00:01:32,209 HELLO, FALL ♪ 25 00:01:32,250 --> 00:01:33,792 - ♪ WE'VE BEEN TRYING - TO GET HERE ♪ 26 00:01:33,834 --> 00:01:35,564 ♪ SINCE WE BOTH 27 00:01:35,565 --> 00:01:37,292 WERE BARELY TWO FEET TALL ♪ 28 00:01:37,334 --> 00:01:38,918 ♪ WHO YOU CALLING "KID"? ♪ 29 00:01:38,959 --> 00:01:40,292 ♪ WHO YOU CALLING "KID"? ♪ 30 00:01:40,334 --> 00:01:43,667 ♪ WHO YOU CALLING "KID"? ♪ 31 00:01:43,709 --> 00:01:45,101 - ♪ YOU CAN CALL ME - WHAT YOU WANT ♪ 32 00:01:45,125 --> 00:01:47,522 ♪ BUT I WON'T HEAR A WORD WHERE 33 00:01:47,523 --> 00:01:49,918 I AM HID ♪ 34 00:01:49,959 --> 00:01:51,834 ♪ WHO YOU CALLING "KID"? ♪♪ 35 00:01:56,334 --> 00:01:57,792 - THIS NEW - SECURITY SYSTEM 36 00:01:57,834 --> 00:01:58,792 WILL MAKE SURE NO ONE'S ABLE 37 00:01:58,834 --> 00:02:00,059 - TO SNEAK - INTO THE SCHOOL AT NIGHT 38 00:02:00,083 --> 00:02:01,435 - AND SET UP A PRANK - LIKE THAT AGAIN. 39 00:02:01,459 --> 00:02:06,000 AND, BY USING THESE TEDDY CAMS, 40 00:02:06,042 --> 00:02:07,959 NO ONE WILL SUSPECT 41 00:02:07,960 --> 00:02:09,876 THEY ARE UNDER SURVEILLANCE. 42 00:02:11,626 --> 00:02:14,334 HEY, ADAM, 43 00:02:14,375 --> 00:02:15,518 - WE'RE RAISING MONEY - FOR THE STUDENT COUNCIL 44 00:02:15,542 --> 00:02:16,810 - BY HAVING A COMPUTER - PAIR PEOPLE UP 45 00:02:16,834 --> 00:02:17,792 WITH THEIR PERFECT MATCH. 46 00:02:17,834 --> 00:02:19,667 AHEM. 47 00:02:19,709 --> 00:02:21,584 A COMPUTER? 48 00:02:21,626 --> 00:02:23,792 LOVE IS UNQUANTIFIABLE. 49 00:02:23,834 --> 00:02:24,959 IT'S THE ELECTRICITY 50 00:02:24,960 --> 00:02:26,083 BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE, 51 00:02:26,125 --> 00:02:27,188 THE UNSPOKEN LANGUAGE 52 00:02:27,189 --> 00:02:28,250 WHEN THEIR EYES MEET. 53 00:02:28,292 --> 00:02:29,518 - NO COMPUTER CAN FIND YOU - THAT PERFECT SOMEONE. 54 00:02:29,542 --> 00:02:30,500 I AGREE. 55 00:02:30,542 --> 00:02:33,209 YOU SEE? 56 00:02:33,250 --> 00:02:35,143 - ECHO'S NOT GOING TO SIGN UP - FOR SOME MATCH-MAKING FARCE. 57 00:02:35,167 --> 00:02:37,626 WE ARE SO MUCH ALIKE. 58 00:02:37,667 --> 00:02:38,626 I'VE ALREADY SIGNED UP. 59 00:02:38,667 --> 00:02:40,542 IT'LL BE FUN. 60 00:02:40,584 --> 00:02:42,125 EXACTLY MY POINT. 61 00:02:42,167 --> 00:02:43,355 ECHO AND I BOTH LOVE 62 00:02:43,356 --> 00:02:44,542 TO HAVE FUN. 63 00:02:44,584 --> 00:02:46,042 - GIVE ME ONE - OF THOSE FORMS. 64 00:02:46,083 --> 00:02:48,042 WE ARE SO MUCH ALIKE. 65 00:02:51,209 --> 00:02:52,000 OH, GOOD. 66 00:02:52,042 --> 00:02:53,334 I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE. 67 00:02:53,375 --> 00:02:54,918 I'VE BEEN TRYING 68 00:02:54,959 --> 00:02:56,143 - TO FILL OUT - THIS QUESTIONNAIRE 69 00:02:56,167 --> 00:02:58,000 - SO THE COMPUTER - MATCHES ME WITH ECHO, 70 00:02:58,042 --> 00:02:59,476 - BUT THESE QUESTIONS - ARE IMPOSSIBLE. 71 00:02:59,500 --> 00:03:01,292 I MEAN, HOW DO I KNOW 72 00:03:01,293 --> 00:03:03,083 IF HER FAVOURITE RODENT 73 00:03:03,125 --> 00:03:04,709 - IS A FLYING SQUIRREL, - A CAPYBARA, 74 00:03:04,751 --> 00:03:05,835 OR A GREAT BASIN 75 00:03:05,836 --> 00:03:06,918 POCKET MOUSE? 76 00:03:06,959 --> 00:03:07,959 JUST DO WHAT I DID. 77 00:03:09,500 --> 00:03:12,125 PUT ALL THREE. 78 00:03:12,167 --> 00:03:13,417 I'M SUBMITTING 79 00:03:13,459 --> 00:03:15,292 - EVERY COMBINATION - OF ANSWERS. 80 00:03:15,334 --> 00:03:17,654 - THAT WAY, I'LL BE MATCHED UP - WITH EVERY GIRL IN SCHOOL. 81 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:20,584 INTERESTING PLAN, 82 00:03:20,626 --> 00:03:22,185 - BUT I THINK I'LL JUST USE - THE PROCESS OF ELIMINATION. 83 00:03:22,209 --> 00:03:24,125 ELIMINATION? 84 00:03:24,167 --> 00:03:25,810 - HOW WILL YOU GET RID OF - EVERY OTHER GUY IN SCHOOL? 85 00:03:25,834 --> 00:03:26,459 NO, NO, I'LL JUST... 86 00:03:26,500 --> 00:03:27,667 I'VE GOT IT! 87 00:03:27,709 --> 00:03:29,959 A FAKE SCAVENGER HUNT 88 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:31,042 THAT WILL TAKE THEM TO 89 00:03:31,043 --> 00:03:32,083 EVERY CORNER OF THE GLOBE. 90 00:03:32,125 --> 00:03:33,626 - THE ONLY THING - THEY'LL FIND... 91 00:03:33,667 --> 00:03:36,500 IS DISAPPOINTMENT. 92 00:03:36,542 --> 00:03:38,126 I MEAN, I'LL ASK 93 00:03:38,127 --> 00:03:39,709 QUESTIONS IN CLASS 94 00:03:39,751 --> 00:03:41,435 - WHICH WILL ALLOW ME - TO FIGURE OUT, FOR EXAMPLE, 95 00:03:41,459 --> 00:03:43,125 - IF ECHO WOULD - DESCRIBE HERSELF 96 00:03:43,167 --> 00:03:45,125 - AS A CITY SLICKER, - BEACH BUM, 97 00:03:45,167 --> 00:03:47,709 OR COUNTRY KID. 98 00:03:47,751 --> 00:03:49,043 OKAY, CLASS, LATER THIS YEAR 99 00:03:49,044 --> 00:03:50,334 WE'LL BE DISSECTING A PIG. 100 00:03:50,375 --> 00:03:51,727 - BUT WE WON'T - BE ABLE TO DO THAT 101 00:03:51,751 --> 00:03:53,375 UNLESS WE CAN CATCH ONE. 102 00:03:53,417 --> 00:03:54,894 - DOES ANYONE HERE - KNOW HOW TO HOG-TIE A PIG? 103 00:03:54,918 --> 00:03:55,667 ECHO? 104 00:03:55,709 --> 00:03:57,959 YEE-HAW! 105 00:04:01,417 --> 00:04:03,042 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 106 00:04:03,083 --> 00:04:04,959 HOLD ON A SECOND! 107 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,000 [RUMMAGING, FUMBLING] 108 00:04:08,250 --> 00:04:09,250 OKAY. GO. 109 00:04:10,667 --> 00:04:11,667 WHOA! 110 00:04:14,626 --> 00:04:15,746 - HOLD STILL, - LITTLE PIGGY. 111 00:04:21,918 --> 00:04:23,042 WOW! 112 00:04:23,083 --> 00:04:23,918 WAY TO GO! 113 00:04:23,959 --> 00:04:26,000 I GUESS YOU'D SAY 114 00:04:26,042 --> 00:04:27,209 YOU'RE SOMETHING 115 00:04:27,210 --> 00:04:28,375 OF A COUNTRY KID. 116 00:04:28,417 --> 00:04:29,667 - I DON'T KNOW - ABOUT THAT. 117 00:04:29,709 --> 00:04:31,834 - I LEARNED IT FROM A MOVIE I SAW - DOWNTOWN. 118 00:04:31,876 --> 00:04:34,918 AH! DOWNTOWN IN THE CITY. 119 00:04:34,959 --> 00:04:35,959 YEAH, AFTER A DAY 120 00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:36,960 AT THE BEACH. 121 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:39,751 SOUNDS LIKE A PRETTY FUN DAY. 122 00:04:39,792 --> 00:04:42,125 [SQUEALING] 123 00:04:46,500 --> 00:04:48,375 GREAT! 124 00:04:48,417 --> 00:04:49,476 - YOU BROUGHT IN - ALL YOUR STUDENTS' FORMS. 125 00:04:49,500 --> 00:04:52,459 NO, THESE ARE DERBY'S. 126 00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:54,417 - OH. JUST ADD THEM - TO HIS PILE. 127 00:04:59,876 --> 00:05:01,476 - I SEE THE COMPUTER DATING THING - IS GOING WELL. 128 00:05:01,500 --> 00:05:05,417 WE'VE RAISED OVER $3,000, 129 00:05:05,459 --> 00:05:06,730 SOME OF IT FROM 130 00:05:06,731 --> 00:05:08,000 NOT DERBY! 131 00:05:08,042 --> 00:05:09,459 - I JUST DROPPED BY - TO SAY 132 00:05:09,500 --> 00:05:12,459 WHAT UP? 133 00:05:12,500 --> 00:05:14,083 - I'M NOT LETTING YOU SEE - ECHO'S FORM. 134 00:05:16,459 --> 00:05:17,939 - BESIDES, IT'S ALREADY - IN THE SAFE. 135 00:05:18,500 --> 00:05:20,542 THE STUDENT COUNCIL 136 00:05:20,584 --> 00:05:23,000 TAKES SECURITY VERY SERIOUSLY. 137 00:05:23,042 --> 00:05:25,082 - WE DON'T JUST LEAVE - VALUABLE ITEMS LYING AROUND. 138 00:05:28,209 --> 00:05:29,834 WHY WOULD YOU THINK I WANTED 139 00:05:29,835 --> 00:05:31,459 TO SEE ECHO'S QUESTIONNAIRE? 140 00:05:31,500 --> 00:05:32,876 AND IF I DID WANT TO, 141 00:05:32,877 --> 00:05:34,250 WHY WOULDN'T YOU LET ME? 142 00:05:34,292 --> 00:05:35,606 IT IS MY DUTY 143 00:05:35,607 --> 00:05:36,918 TO KEEP THOSE FORMS PRIVATE. 144 00:05:36,959 --> 00:05:38,310 - THERE'S A LOT OF PERSONAL STUFF - IN THEM. 145 00:05:38,334 --> 00:05:41,667 FOR EXAMPLE, 146 00:05:41,709 --> 00:05:43,789 - DID YOU KNOW HUTCH ANDERSON - LOVES ROLLER SKATING? 147 00:05:45,709 --> 00:05:47,334 WELL, I'M OFF TO THE CAFETERIA. 148 00:05:56,375 --> 00:05:57,959 - MOVE IT OR LOSE IT, - GARBAGE CAN! 149 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,250 [CRASHING] 150 00:06:04,042 --> 00:06:06,292 WHOO... 151 00:06:06,334 --> 00:06:08,834 - I DON'T THINK PERSON - SUPPOSED TO BE IN THAT POSITION. 152 00:06:11,542 --> 00:06:13,167 - ARE YOU TALKING - TO HER OR TO ME? 153 00:06:16,167 --> 00:06:17,375 [♪♪♪] 154 00:06:21,667 --> 00:06:23,667 [♪♪♪] 155 00:06:33,751 --> 00:06:35,375 - OKAY, ECHO'S - QUESTIONNAIRE 156 00:06:35,417 --> 00:06:37,125 - IS IN THE STUDENT - COUNCIL OFFICE. 157 00:06:37,167 --> 00:06:38,584 - GETTING THERE - SHOULD BE EASY, 158 00:06:38,626 --> 00:06:40,586 - THANKS TO THIS BLUEPRINT - OF THE ENTIRE SCHOOL. 159 00:06:43,417 --> 00:06:44,751 - YOU KNOW - I WORK HERE, RIGHT? 160 00:06:44,792 --> 00:06:46,393 - I THINK I CAN FIND MY WAY - AROUND SCHOOL. 161 00:06:46,417 --> 00:06:47,542 YEAH, I HAD TO 162 00:06:47,543 --> 00:06:48,667 DO THIS ANYWAY. 163 00:06:48,709 --> 00:06:51,018 - I HAVE A HARD TIME REMEMBERING - WHERE MY ENGLISH CLASS IS. 164 00:06:51,042 --> 00:06:52,602 - IT'S RIGHT HERE - ON MY LEFT BUTT CHEEK. 165 00:06:52,626 --> 00:06:54,209 I BELIEVE YOU! 166 00:06:54,250 --> 00:06:55,626 MY KEY ONLY OPENS 167 00:06:55,627 --> 00:06:57,000 THE DOORS INSIDE. 168 00:06:57,042 --> 00:06:58,542 I STILL NEED A WAY 169 00:06:58,543 --> 00:07:00,042 INTO THE SCHOOL. 170 00:07:00,083 --> 00:07:01,518 - WELL, WE WOULDN'T - HAVE THIS PROBLEM 171 00:07:01,542 --> 00:07:03,018 - IF YOU'D LET ME BRING - MY CATAPULT. 172 00:07:03,042 --> 00:07:04,059 - IT WOULD'VE BEEN - A SIMPLE FLING 173 00:07:04,083 --> 00:07:05,792 UP TO THE SECOND FLOOR, 174 00:07:05,834 --> 00:07:07,667 - STICK TO THE WALL - WITH SUCTION CUPS, 175 00:07:07,709 --> 00:07:09,083 - GLASS CUTTER - ON THE WINDOW, 176 00:07:09,125 --> 00:07:10,751 - STICK YOUR HAND IN - TO UNLOCK IT, 177 00:07:10,792 --> 00:07:12,709 AND VOILA, YOU'RE IN. 178 00:07:12,751 --> 00:07:13,751 THAT WINDOW'S OPEN. 179 00:07:15,584 --> 00:07:18,667 THAT'LL WORK TOO. 180 00:07:18,709 --> 00:07:20,350 - YOU'RE STAYING OUT HERE - AS MY LOOKOUT. 181 00:07:20,375 --> 00:07:21,167 WE'LL MAINTAIN RADIO CONTACT. 182 00:07:21,209 --> 00:07:23,083 FINE. 183 00:07:23,125 --> 00:07:24,876 - WE'LL NEED SOME SORT - OF SECRET CODE 184 00:07:24,918 --> 00:07:26,727 - FOR WHEN YOU GET TO THE - STUDENT COUNCIL OFFICE. 185 00:07:26,751 --> 00:07:27,751 HOW ABOUT, "I'M AT THE 186 00:07:27,752 --> 00:07:28,752 STUDENT COUNCIL OFFICE"? 187 00:07:28,792 --> 00:07:30,292 - GREAT! LET ME - WRITE IT DOWN. 188 00:07:41,876 --> 00:07:43,230 I WOULD BE HONOURED 189 00:07:43,231 --> 00:07:44,584 TO MOP YOUR STAGE ON TOUR, 190 00:07:44,626 --> 00:07:46,542 LADY GAGA. 191 00:07:55,167 --> 00:07:56,435 - [DERBY, LOUDLY]: WHAT - DO YOU SEE IN THERE? 192 00:07:56,459 --> 00:07:57,542 SHH! 193 00:07:57,584 --> 00:07:58,626 DANG'S ASLEEP. 194 00:07:58,667 --> 00:08:00,751 HIS BED IS BLOCKING THE DOOR. 195 00:08:00,792 --> 00:08:02,459 - [DERBY, LOUDLY]: - USE THE MAGNET! 196 00:08:02,500 --> 00:08:03,918 - [QUIETLY]: - USE THE MAGNET. 197 00:08:10,918 --> 00:08:12,626 [CLICK, MAGNET HUMS POWERFULLY] 198 00:08:12,667 --> 00:08:13,667 [CLINK] 199 00:08:15,751 --> 00:08:16,667 WHOA! 200 00:08:16,709 --> 00:08:18,751 NO, LEAF MONKEY. 201 00:08:18,792 --> 00:08:21,959 THAT LADY GAGA'S FANCY HAT. 202 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:32,000 [LETS OUT A BREATH] 203 00:08:35,459 --> 00:08:37,334 THE BED WON'T SLIDE. 204 00:08:37,375 --> 00:08:38,518 - THERE'S COOKING SPRAY - IN THE FRONT POUCH. 205 00:08:38,542 --> 00:08:39,709 OKAY. 206 00:08:39,751 --> 00:08:41,375 AND I ALSO MADE YOU A SANDWICH. 207 00:08:56,042 --> 00:08:58,918 [CLICK, MAGNET HUMS POWERFULLY] 208 00:09:01,626 --> 00:09:02,626 [SCRAPING] 209 00:09:07,918 --> 00:09:09,125 [CLICK, HUMMING STOPS] 210 00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:29,292 [CLICK, HUMMING STARTS] 211 00:09:29,334 --> 00:09:30,543 [BED SCRAPES FLOOR, 212 00:09:30,544 --> 00:09:31,751 [SMACKS DOOR] 213 00:09:31,792 --> 00:09:33,753 - [DANG, MUMBLING]: - GAGA TOUR BUS, VERY BUMPY... 214 00:09:36,751 --> 00:09:39,459 DERBY, I'M IN THE HALLWAY, 215 00:09:39,500 --> 00:09:40,941 - BUT THERE ARE CAMERAS - EVERYWHERE. 216 00:09:45,417 --> 00:09:47,000 WOW! 217 00:09:47,042 --> 00:09:48,435 - WHEN DID THEY FIND THE TIME - TO INSTALL THEM 218 00:09:48,459 --> 00:09:49,938 AND ALL THOSE 219 00:09:49,939 --> 00:09:51,417 DECORATIVE TEDDY BEARS? 220 00:09:51,459 --> 00:09:53,167 - THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN - SO MUCH EASIER 221 00:09:53,209 --> 00:09:54,226 - IF SOME JOKER - HADN'T PRANKED TATER. 222 00:09:54,250 --> 00:09:56,083 JOKER? 223 00:09:56,125 --> 00:09:57,834 I PREFER THE TERM 224 00:09:57,835 --> 00:09:59,542 "GAGMEISTER GENERAL." 225 00:09:59,584 --> 00:10:00,459 THAT WAS YOU? 226 00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:02,209 YOU'LL BE FINE. 227 00:10:02,250 --> 00:10:04,011 - JUST STICK TO THE PLAN - AND HUG THE WALLS. 228 00:10:12,375 --> 00:10:13,626 OKAY, I'VE MADE IT 229 00:10:13,627 --> 00:10:14,876 PAST THE LOCKERS. 230 00:10:14,918 --> 00:10:16,125 GREAT. 231 00:10:16,167 --> 00:10:17,226 EVERYTHING IS WORKING PERFECTLY. 232 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:18,727 - I'LL MAKE SURE DANG - IS STILL ASLEEP. 233 00:10:18,751 --> 00:10:20,000 I JUST NEED MY FLASHLIGHT. 234 00:10:23,417 --> 00:10:25,209 - [ITEMS CLUNKING, - FEEDBACK WHINING] 235 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:28,250 THERE'S MY TAMBOURINE! 236 00:10:33,417 --> 00:10:34,375 - [DANG]: IS IT - MORNING ALREADY, 237 00:10:34,417 --> 00:10:36,375 LEAF MONKEY? 238 00:10:36,417 --> 00:10:37,480 UH-OH, 239 00:10:37,481 --> 00:10:38,542 I THINK YOU WOKE UP DANG. 240 00:10:44,459 --> 00:10:45,459 WHOA! 241 00:10:49,125 --> 00:10:51,459 WHY DO I SMELL BUTTER? 242 00:10:58,959 --> 00:10:59,792 HE'S COMING! 243 00:10:59,834 --> 00:11:01,584 HE'S COMING! 244 00:11:01,626 --> 00:11:03,706 - HE'S PROBABLY STILL GROGGY. JUST - TRY TO BLEND IN. 245 00:11:13,250 --> 00:11:16,042 SO THIRSTY. 246 00:11:16,083 --> 00:11:17,226 - [WHISPERING]: - HE WANTS A DRINK! 247 00:11:17,250 --> 00:11:18,792 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? 248 00:11:18,834 --> 00:11:19,918 DON'T WORRY. 249 00:11:19,959 --> 00:11:21,375 I TAPED SOMETHING 250 00:11:21,417 --> 00:11:23,042 - TO THE SIDE OF THE - DRINKING FOUNTAIN. 251 00:11:54,250 --> 00:11:56,500 OKAY, I'M HERE. 252 00:11:56,542 --> 00:11:58,083 - WHERE? - THE STUDENT COUNCIL OFFICE? 253 00:11:58,125 --> 00:11:59,834 YES. 254 00:11:59,876 --> 00:12:01,167 WELL, I DON'T KNOW THAT 255 00:12:01,209 --> 00:12:02,397 IF YOU DON'T TELL ME 256 00:12:02,398 --> 00:12:03,584 THE SECRET CODE. 257 00:12:03,626 --> 00:12:05,084 "I'M AT 258 00:12:05,085 --> 00:12:06,542 THE STUDENT COUNCIL OFFICE." 259 00:12:06,584 --> 00:12:07,768 - OKAY. LET ME CHECK - THE ENCRYPTION CYPHER. 260 00:12:07,792 --> 00:12:10,292 EXCELLENT. 261 00:12:10,334 --> 00:12:11,934 - YOU'RE AT - THE STUDENT COUNCIL OFFICE. 262 00:12:16,792 --> 00:12:18,334 IT'S PADLOCKED. 263 00:12:18,375 --> 00:12:19,751 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET IN? 264 00:12:19,792 --> 00:12:21,417 - CHECK THE FIRST LOCKER - TO YOUR RIGHT. 265 00:12:28,334 --> 00:12:29,501 [DERBY'S VOICE]: 266 00:12:29,502 --> 00:12:30,667 LOOK IN THE NEXT LOCKER. 267 00:12:43,667 --> 00:12:45,000 WHAT'S THIS? 268 00:12:45,042 --> 00:12:46,709 A TRAMPOLINE. 269 00:12:46,751 --> 00:12:49,125 YOU'RE WELCOME. 270 00:12:49,167 --> 00:12:51,167 - WHEN IT COMES TO SNEAKY, - I THINK OF EVERYTHING. 271 00:12:51,918 --> 00:12:53,042 WHERE ARE THE INSTRUCTIONS? 272 00:12:53,083 --> 00:12:55,709 RIGHT HERE. 273 00:12:55,751 --> 00:12:57,043 I TOLD YOU, 274 00:12:57,044 --> 00:12:58,334 I THINK OF EVERYTHING. 275 00:12:58,375 --> 00:12:59,542 COULD YOU READ THEM TO ME? 276 00:13:01,459 --> 00:13:03,334 "FIRST, I MUST INFORM YOU 277 00:13:03,375 --> 00:13:04,476 - "THAT YOU SHOULD CONSULT - A PHYSICIAN 278 00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:05,976 - BEFORE BEGINNING - ANY EXERCISE PROGRAM..." 279 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,727 - WOULD YOU JUST READ ME - THE INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE? 280 00:13:07,751 --> 00:13:09,042 OKAY... 281 00:13:09,083 --> 00:13:10,792 "UNFOLD THE TRAMPOLINE. 282 00:13:10,834 --> 00:13:12,626 "THEN ATTACH THE PIVOT SPRING 283 00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:14,226 - BETWEEN THE TORSO FRAME - AND THE SPRING POST." 284 00:13:14,250 --> 00:13:15,167 - OKAY. THAT SEEMS - TO MAKE SENSE. 285 00:13:15,209 --> 00:13:16,209 DERBY? 286 00:13:17,584 --> 00:13:18,834 WHAT ARE YOU 287 00:13:18,835 --> 00:13:20,083 DOING HERE? 288 00:13:20,125 --> 00:13:21,250 THE SAME THING YOU ARE, SIR. 289 00:13:21,292 --> 00:13:23,709 REALLY? 290 00:13:23,751 --> 00:13:25,375 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU DID TAI CHI. 291 00:13:26,292 --> 00:13:27,334 THERE ARE LOTS OF THINGS 292 00:13:27,375 --> 00:13:29,250 YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME. 293 00:13:29,292 --> 00:13:30,375 FOR EXAMPLE, I DO TAI CHI. 294 00:13:32,459 --> 00:13:34,751 ISN'T IT WONDERFUL? 295 00:13:34,792 --> 00:13:36,542 I FIND THAT FOCUSING THE MIND 296 00:13:36,584 --> 00:13:37,626 SOLELY ON THE MOVEMENTS 297 00:13:37,627 --> 00:13:38,667 OF THE FORM 298 00:13:38,709 --> 00:13:40,351 - HELPS TO BRING ABOUT - A STATE OF MENTAL CALM 299 00:13:40,375 --> 00:13:41,667 AND CLARITY. 300 00:13:41,709 --> 00:13:43,101 - I COULD USE - A LITTLE MENTAL CALM 301 00:13:43,125 --> 00:13:44,167 RIGHT ABOUT NOW. 302 00:13:45,167 --> 00:13:47,459 THEN, SHALL WE? 303 00:13:47,500 --> 00:13:48,500 [♪♪♪] 304 00:13:50,584 --> 00:13:51,500 [♪♪♪] 305 00:13:51,542 --> 00:13:53,334 OW! 306 00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:55,688 LET'S BEGIN WITH THE 307 00:13:55,689 --> 00:13:58,000 TSO LOU HSI NIU PU. 308 00:13:58,042 --> 00:13:59,459 AH, MY FAVOURITE 309 00:13:59,460 --> 00:14:00,876 OF THE NEW POOS. 310 00:14:00,918 --> 00:14:03,959 NEXT, THE FOUR CORNERS. 311 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,792 AH, THE FOUR CORNERS. 312 00:14:05,834 --> 00:14:06,709 WHAT CORNERS? 313 00:14:06,751 --> 00:14:09,542 THE TRAMPOLINE IS ROUND. 314 00:14:09,584 --> 00:14:11,375 - DERBY, WHAT ARE - YOU TALKING ABOUT? 315 00:14:11,417 --> 00:14:12,834 SORRY, I FORGOT ABOUT YOU. 316 00:14:12,876 --> 00:14:14,226 - I WAS IN A STATE - OF MENTAL CALM 317 00:14:14,250 --> 00:14:18,209 AND CLARITY. 318 00:14:18,250 --> 00:14:19,876 - HOW ABOUT I - TAKE THE LEAD? 319 00:14:19,918 --> 00:14:21,417 AS YOU WISH. 320 00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:28,018 - "GRASP A LEG - AND PUT IT ON THE BOTTOM." 321 00:14:28,042 --> 00:14:29,042 GOT IT. 322 00:14:33,459 --> 00:14:34,834 AND NOW ANOTHER LEG. 323 00:14:40,459 --> 00:14:41,626 "AND NOW THE OTHER TWO LEGS." 324 00:14:43,542 --> 00:14:44,542 OTHER TWO LEGS? 325 00:14:46,792 --> 00:14:47,897 I USUALLY DO TAI CHI 326 00:14:47,898 --> 00:14:49,000 WITH MY DOG. 327 00:14:53,417 --> 00:14:54,459 "NEXT... PIVOT SPRING." 328 00:14:56,792 --> 00:14:58,209 THE PIVOT SPRING. 329 00:14:58,250 --> 00:14:59,959 FOUND IT! 330 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,334 "AND TWIST." 331 00:15:05,125 --> 00:15:07,209 "AND TWIST." 332 00:15:07,250 --> 00:15:08,584 "AND TWIST." 333 00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:12,500 AAH! OH! 334 00:15:12,542 --> 00:15:13,500 WHAT HAPPENED? 335 00:15:13,542 --> 00:15:15,542 WERE YOU SNAKE-CREEPING DOWN 336 00:15:15,584 --> 00:15:17,063 WHEN YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE 337 00:15:17,064 --> 00:15:18,542 GRASPING THE SPARROW'S TAIL? 338 00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:19,709 WELL, 339 00:15:19,751 --> 00:15:20,959 I'M GOING TO THE CAFETERIA 340 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,125 AND GET SOME ICE FOR THIS. 341 00:15:22,167 --> 00:15:24,000 WHILE I'M GONE, 342 00:15:24,042 --> 00:15:26,042 - MAKE SURE THE WHITE CRANE - DOESN'T SPREAD WINGS. 343 00:15:27,584 --> 00:15:28,667 GOOD ONE, SIR. 344 00:15:31,417 --> 00:15:32,643 - HAVE YOU CONSULTED - A PHYSICIAN YET? 345 00:15:32,667 --> 00:15:35,292 WHY? 346 00:15:35,334 --> 00:15:36,626 TATER'S ON HIS WAY. 347 00:15:36,667 --> 00:15:37,667 [DISTANT DOOR OPENING] 348 00:15:44,083 --> 00:15:45,834 - NOW, DIVE HEAD-FIRST - THROUGH THE GLASS. 349 00:15:45,876 --> 00:15:47,959 THAT'S YOUR PLAN? 350 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,792 DERBY! I FOUND A KEY! 351 00:15:49,834 --> 00:15:50,834 [GRUNTS] 352 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,521 - [TATER]: LOOKING SHARP, - TEDDY CAMS. 353 00:16:21,876 --> 00:16:24,542 I'M AT THE SAFE. 354 00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:25,768 - IT'S VERY IMPORTANT - THAT YOU SLOW YOUR BREATHING 355 00:16:25,792 --> 00:16:26,584 AND LISTEN FOR THE SOUNDS 356 00:16:26,626 --> 00:16:28,083 OF THE TUMBLERS. 357 00:16:28,125 --> 00:16:28,959 ABSOLUTE SILENCE 358 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:30,667 IS IMPERATIVE. 359 00:16:32,584 --> 00:16:33,792 [CRUNCHING] 360 00:16:37,709 --> 00:16:39,083 DERBY! 361 00:16:39,125 --> 00:16:39,834 I CAN'T HEAR THE TUMBLERS. 362 00:16:39,876 --> 00:16:41,209 SORRY. 363 00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:42,876 APPLESAUCE WILL BE QUIETER. 364 00:16:43,250 --> 00:16:44,250 [CLICKING] 365 00:16:48,417 --> 00:16:49,709 [BLENDING] 366 00:16:54,918 --> 00:16:57,209 [MORE BLENDING] 367 00:17:02,167 --> 00:17:03,500 [DOOR RELEASES] 368 00:17:03,542 --> 00:17:04,542 GOT IT! 369 00:17:10,709 --> 00:17:11,751 COME ON! 370 00:17:17,876 --> 00:17:19,417 [CLICKING] 371 00:17:28,042 --> 00:17:29,667 [CLICKING] 372 00:17:29,709 --> 00:17:30,709 [DOOR RELEASES] 373 00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:37,083 A KEY?! 374 00:17:39,042 --> 00:17:40,626 A KEY TO WHAT? 375 00:17:40,667 --> 00:17:41,751 I DON'T KNOW. 376 00:17:41,792 --> 00:17:45,751 STORAGE CABINET, I GUESS. 377 00:17:45,792 --> 00:17:47,209 THE FORMS MUST BE IN THERE. 378 00:17:50,792 --> 00:17:52,167 YES! 379 00:17:58,542 --> 00:18:01,000 LOOKING FOR THIS? 380 00:18:01,042 --> 00:18:05,083 OH, COME ON! 381 00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:06,083 - SORRY, I'M NOT - LETTING YOU SEE 382 00:18:06,125 --> 00:18:07,876 ECHO'S QUESTIONNAIRE. 383 00:18:07,918 --> 00:18:09,560 - HOW'D YOU GET IN HERE? - THE SCHOOL IS LOCKED. 384 00:18:09,584 --> 00:18:10,918 I BORROWED DERBY'S CATAPULT. 385 00:18:15,417 --> 00:18:16,730 [ADAM]: QUESTION 57... 386 00:18:16,731 --> 00:18:18,042 HER FAVOURITE ROOT VEGETABLE? 387 00:18:18,083 --> 00:18:19,375 ALL I KNOW IS, 388 00:18:19,417 --> 00:18:21,250 - IT'S DEFINITELY - NOT CELERY ROOT. 389 00:18:25,751 --> 00:18:27,000 HEY, ADAM. 390 00:18:27,042 --> 00:18:28,292 - CAN I ASK YOU - ABOUT THIS? 391 00:18:28,334 --> 00:18:29,042 - THAT'S YOUR DATING - QUESTIONNAIRE. 392 00:18:29,083 --> 00:18:30,083 HOW'D YOU GET THAT? 393 00:18:30,125 --> 00:18:31,834 I ASKED IVY TO GIVE IT BACK. 394 00:18:31,876 --> 00:18:34,167 ANYWAYS, I WAS THINKING... 395 00:18:34,209 --> 00:18:35,918 - YEAH, IT WAS STUPID - AND POINTLESS, 396 00:18:35,959 --> 00:18:37,459 AND WHO CARES 397 00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:39,141 - WHAT YOUR FAVOURITE - ROOT VEGETABLE IS. 398 00:18:40,834 --> 00:18:42,935 - ACTUALLY, I ANSWERED - ALL THE QUESTIONS TRUTHFULLY, 399 00:18:42,959 --> 00:18:44,083 BUT NOW I WONDER 400 00:18:44,125 --> 00:18:45,476 - IF I SHOULD HAVE TOLD - A LITTLE WHITE LIE 401 00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:46,626 HERE AND THERE. 402 00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:47,959 LIE? 403 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,042 OH, NO. 404 00:18:50,083 --> 00:18:51,709 THE TRUTH 405 00:18:51,710 --> 00:18:53,334 IS A RARE AND BEAUTIFUL THING. 406 00:18:56,167 --> 00:18:57,501 AND HERE IN MY HANDS, 407 00:18:57,502 --> 00:18:58,834 I AM HOLDING THE TRUTH. 408 00:18:58,876 --> 00:18:59,959 HONOUR IT. 409 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,125 EMBRACE IT. 410 00:19:01,167 --> 00:19:02,667 CAPTURE IT FOREVER. 411 00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:04,292 IN FACT, I WILL. 412 00:19:07,918 --> 00:19:09,022 ANYWAY, I'D LOVE TO STAY 413 00:19:09,023 --> 00:19:10,125 AND CHAT WITH YOU, 414 00:19:10,167 --> 00:19:11,643 - BUT I HAVE A LOT OF PAPERS - TO GRADE, 415 00:19:11,667 --> 00:19:13,185 - SO DON'T FORGET - TO HAND THIS BACK TO IVY. 416 00:19:13,209 --> 00:19:14,751 OUT YOU GO. 417 00:19:21,959 --> 00:19:23,042 "CELERY ROOT." 418 00:19:26,125 --> 00:19:27,459 WE ARE SO MUCH ALIKE. 419 00:19:33,542 --> 00:19:34,772 WELL, ECHO IS ABOUT 420 00:19:34,773 --> 00:19:36,000 TO BE MATCHED UP WITH... 421 00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:37,000 ALAN SMALL. 422 00:19:37,042 --> 00:19:38,125 WHAT? 423 00:19:40,250 --> 00:19:42,542 OH, HEY, ALAN. 424 00:19:47,167 --> 00:19:49,083 - LOOKS LIKE YOU AND I - WERE MATCHED UP. 425 00:19:49,125 --> 00:19:52,459 OH. GREAT. 426 00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:54,018 - I WAS THINKING WE COULD GO - TO THE SCIENCE CENTRE. 427 00:19:54,042 --> 00:19:54,959 I LOVE SCIENCE. 428 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,083 'KAY. 429 00:19:57,125 --> 00:20:00,250 "I LOVE SCIENCE." 430 00:20:00,292 --> 00:20:02,667 I LOVE SCIENCE! 431 00:20:02,709 --> 00:20:03,584 - YOUR STUPID - COMPUTER DATING PROGRAM 432 00:20:03,626 --> 00:20:04,792 MUST HAVE A FLAW 433 00:20:04,834 --> 00:20:05,918 IN ITS ALGORITHM. 434 00:20:05,959 --> 00:20:07,143 - ECHO AND I GAVE ALL - THE SAME ANSWERS. 435 00:20:07,167 --> 00:20:08,792 THE PROGRAM DOESN'T LOOK 436 00:20:08,834 --> 00:20:10,143 - FOR PEOPLE - WITH THE SAME ANSWERS. 437 00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:11,918 - IT LOOKS FOR - COMPATIBLE MATCHES. 438 00:20:11,959 --> 00:20:13,167 YOU COULD BE PAIRED UP 439 00:20:13,209 --> 00:20:14,476 - WITH THE LAST PERSON - YOU'D EXPECT. 440 00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:16,185 - BUT IF THE COMPUTER SAYS - IT'S MEANT TO BE, 441 00:20:16,209 --> 00:20:18,125 IT'S MEANT TO BE. 442 00:20:18,167 --> 00:20:19,834 HELLO, IVY. 443 00:20:19,876 --> 00:20:21,314 LOOKS LIKE YOU AND ME 444 00:20:21,315 --> 00:20:22,751 ARE MEANT TO BE. 445 00:20:25,167 --> 00:20:27,083 - OF COURSE, - COMPUTERS CAN BE WRONG. 446 00:20:27,125 --> 00:20:28,168 THEN, AFTER 447 00:20:28,169 --> 00:20:29,209 THE SCIENCE CENTRE, 448 00:20:29,250 --> 00:20:30,417 YOU CAN COME OVER 449 00:20:30,459 --> 00:20:31,768 - AND SEE MY COLLECTION - OF EXOTIC BACTERIA. 450 00:20:31,792 --> 00:20:33,751 'KAY. 451 00:20:33,792 --> 00:20:35,250 I'D LOVE TO SEE 452 00:20:35,292 --> 00:20:36,688 THAT COLLECTION 453 00:20:36,689 --> 00:20:38,083 OF BACTERIA! 454 00:20:38,125 --> 00:20:40,542 THAT ALAN AND I... 455 00:20:40,584 --> 00:20:42,500 WE ARE SO MUCH ALIKE. 456 00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:43,542 [♪♪♪] 457 00:20:45,459 --> 00:20:46,667 [♪♪♪] 458 00:20:46,709 --> 00:20:48,101 - [TATER]: - AH, IT'S SO NICE OF DERBY 459 00:20:48,125 --> 00:20:49,376 TO JOIN ME FOR TAI CHI AGAIN 460 00:20:49,377 --> 00:20:50,626 TONIGHT. 461 00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,751 HMM. 462 00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:01,125 THAT'S ODD. 463 00:21:07,375 --> 00:21:08,876 [MECHANICAL HUMMING] 464 00:21:20,959 --> 00:21:21,959 [GRUNTS] 465 00:21:25,626 --> 00:21:29,334 OH... MELTED MARSHMALLOW? 466 00:21:37,292 --> 00:21:38,292 [DOORS OPEN] 467 00:21:42,417 --> 00:21:43,709 DERBY! 468 00:21:56,292 --> 00:22:00,375 LOOK WHAT SOME JOKER DID TO ME! 469 00:22:00,417 --> 00:22:03,918 YOU LOOK UPSET, SIR. 470 00:22:03,959 --> 00:22:05,064 WHEN I'M UPSET, 471 00:22:05,065 --> 00:22:06,167 I RETREAT TO "RIDE TIGER." 472 00:22:18,292 --> 00:22:20,792 AND TWIST. 473 00:22:24,125 --> 00:22:25,125 [♪♪♪] 27964

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