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[♪♪♪]
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- AH, GOOD MORNING,
- MR. YOUNG.
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BEAUTIFUL DAY, ISN'T IT?
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I OVERSLEPT.
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- OH, A LITTLE EXTRA SLEEP
- IS GOOD FOR YOU NOW AND THEN.
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- IVY SHOWERED FIRST AND
- USED UP ALL THE HOT WATER.
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- THEN, MY LOVING SISTER
- LEFT WITHOUT ME,
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- AND I DIDN'T HAVE TIME
- TO EAT BREAKFAST.
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NO BREAKFAST?
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WELL, EVERYBODY KNOWS
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- BREAKFAST IS THE MOST
- IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY.
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COME WITH ME.
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- I THINK I HAVE
- SOME CEREAL
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IN THE OFFICE.
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HUH.
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THAT'S ODD.
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- LET ME SEE IF I CAN
- FIND THAT CEREAL.
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[MECHANISM HUMMING]
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WHAT THE...?
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AAH!
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THANK YOU, MR. TATER.
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THAT REALLY HIT THE SPOT.
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♪ GOODBYE, SUMMER
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HELLO, FALL ♪
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- ♪ WE'VE BEEN TRYING
- TO GET HERE ♪
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♪ SINCE WE BOTH
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WERE BARELY TWO FEET TALL ♪
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♪ WHO YOU CALLING "KID"? ♪
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♪ WHO YOU CALLING "KID"? ♪
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♪ WHO YOU CALLING "KID"? ♪
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- ♪ YOU CAN CALL ME
- WHAT YOU WANT ♪
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♪ BUT I WON'T HEAR A WORD WHERE
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I AM HID ♪
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♪ WHO YOU CALLING "KID"? ♪♪
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- THIS NEW
- SECURITY SYSTEM
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WILL MAKE SURE NO ONE'S ABLE
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- TO SNEAK
- INTO THE SCHOOL AT NIGHT
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- AND SET UP A PRANK
- LIKE THAT AGAIN.
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AND, BY USING THESE TEDDY CAMS,
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NO ONE WILL SUSPECT
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THEY ARE UNDER SURVEILLANCE.
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HEY, ADAM,
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- WE'RE RAISING MONEY
- FOR THE STUDENT COUNCIL
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- BY HAVING A COMPUTER
- PAIR PEOPLE UP
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WITH THEIR PERFECT MATCH.
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AHEM.
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A COMPUTER?
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LOVE IS UNQUANTIFIABLE.
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IT'S THE ELECTRICITY
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BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE,
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THE UNSPOKEN LANGUAGE
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WHEN THEIR EYES MEET.
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- NO COMPUTER CAN FIND YOU
- THAT PERFECT SOMEONE.
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I AGREE.
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YOU SEE?
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- ECHO'S NOT GOING TO SIGN UP
- FOR SOME MATCH-MAKING FARCE.
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WE ARE SO MUCH ALIKE.
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I'VE ALREADY SIGNED UP.
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IT'LL BE FUN.
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EXACTLY MY POINT.
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ECHO AND I BOTH LOVE
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TO HAVE FUN.
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- GIVE ME ONE
- OF THOSE FORMS.
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WE ARE SO MUCH ALIKE.
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OH, GOOD.
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I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
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I'VE BEEN TRYING
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- TO FILL OUT
- THIS QUESTIONNAIRE
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- SO THE COMPUTER
- MATCHES ME WITH ECHO,
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- BUT THESE QUESTIONS
- ARE IMPOSSIBLE.
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I MEAN, HOW DO I KNOW
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IF HER FAVOURITE RODENT
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- IS A FLYING SQUIRREL,
- A CAPYBARA,
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OR A GREAT BASIN
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POCKET MOUSE?
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JUST DO WHAT I DID.
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PUT ALL THREE.
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I'M SUBMITTING
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- EVERY COMBINATION
- OF ANSWERS.
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- THAT WAY, I'LL BE MATCHED UP
- WITH EVERY GIRL IN SCHOOL.
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INTERESTING PLAN,
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- BUT I THINK I'LL JUST USE
- THE PROCESS OF ELIMINATION.
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ELIMINATION?
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- HOW WILL YOU GET RID OF
- EVERY OTHER GUY IN SCHOOL?
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NO, NO, I'LL JUST...
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I'VE GOT IT!
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A FAKE SCAVENGER HUNT
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THAT WILL TAKE THEM TO
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EVERY CORNER OF THE GLOBE.
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- THE ONLY THING
- THEY'LL FIND...
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IS DISAPPOINTMENT.
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I MEAN, I'LL ASK
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QUESTIONS IN CLASS
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- WHICH WILL ALLOW ME
- TO FIGURE OUT, FOR EXAMPLE,
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- IF ECHO WOULD
- DESCRIBE HERSELF
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- AS A CITY SLICKER,
- BEACH BUM,
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OR COUNTRY KID.
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OKAY, CLASS, LATER THIS YEAR
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WE'LL BE DISSECTING A PIG.
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- BUT WE WON'T
- BE ABLE TO DO THAT
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UNLESS WE CAN CATCH ONE.
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- DOES ANYONE HERE
- KNOW HOW TO HOG-TIE A PIG?
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ECHO?
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YEE-HAW!
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
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HOLD ON A SECOND!
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[RUMMAGING, FUMBLING]
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OKAY. GO.
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WHOA!
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- HOLD STILL,
- LITTLE PIGGY.
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WOW!
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WAY TO GO!
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I GUESS YOU'D SAY
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YOU'RE SOMETHING
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OF A COUNTRY KID.
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- I DON'T KNOW
- ABOUT THAT.
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- I LEARNED IT FROM A MOVIE I SAW
- DOWNTOWN.
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AH! DOWNTOWN IN THE CITY.
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YEAH, AFTER A DAY
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AT THE BEACH.
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SOUNDS LIKE A PRETTY FUN DAY.
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[SQUEALING]
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GREAT!
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- YOU BROUGHT IN
- ALL YOUR STUDENTS' FORMS.
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NO, THESE ARE DERBY'S.
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- OH. JUST ADD THEM
- TO HIS PILE.
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- I SEE THE COMPUTER DATING THING
- IS GOING WELL.
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WE'VE RAISED OVER $3,000,
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SOME OF IT FROM
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NOT DERBY!
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- I JUST DROPPED BY
- TO SAY
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WHAT UP?
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- I'M NOT LETTING YOU SEE
- ECHO'S FORM.
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- BESIDES, IT'S ALREADY
- IN THE SAFE.
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THE STUDENT COUNCIL
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TAKES SECURITY VERY SERIOUSLY.
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- WE DON'T JUST LEAVE
- VALUABLE ITEMS LYING AROUND.
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WHY WOULD YOU THINK I WANTED
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TO SEE ECHO'S QUESTIONNAIRE?
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AND IF I DID WANT TO,
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WHY WOULDN'T YOU LET ME?
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IT IS MY DUTY
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TO KEEP THOSE FORMS PRIVATE.
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- THERE'S A LOT OF PERSONAL STUFF
- IN THEM.
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FOR EXAMPLE,
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- DID YOU KNOW HUTCH ANDERSON
- LOVES ROLLER SKATING?
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WELL, I'M OFF TO THE CAFETERIA.
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- MOVE IT OR LOSE IT,
- GARBAGE CAN!
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[CRASHING]
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WHOO...
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- I DON'T THINK PERSON
- SUPPOSED TO BE IN THAT POSITION.
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- ARE YOU TALKING
- TO HER OR TO ME?
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[♪♪♪]
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[♪♪♪]
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- OKAY, ECHO'S
- QUESTIONNAIRE
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- IS IN THE STUDENT
- COUNCIL OFFICE.
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- GETTING THERE
- SHOULD BE EASY,
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- THANKS TO THIS BLUEPRINT
- OF THE ENTIRE SCHOOL.
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- YOU KNOW
- I WORK HERE, RIGHT?
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- I THINK I CAN FIND MY WAY
- AROUND SCHOOL.
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YEAH, I HAD TO
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DO THIS ANYWAY.
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- I HAVE A HARD TIME REMEMBERING
- WHERE MY ENGLISH CLASS IS.
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- IT'S RIGHT HERE
- ON MY LEFT BUTT CHEEK.
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I BELIEVE YOU!
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MY KEY ONLY OPENS
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THE DOORS INSIDE.
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I STILL NEED A WAY
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INTO THE SCHOOL.
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- WELL, WE WOULDN'T
- HAVE THIS PROBLEM
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- IF YOU'D LET ME BRING
- MY CATAPULT.
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- IT WOULD'VE BEEN
- A SIMPLE FLING
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UP TO THE SECOND FLOOR,
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- STICK TO THE WALL
- WITH SUCTION CUPS,
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- GLASS CUTTER
- ON THE WINDOW,
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- STICK YOUR HAND IN
- TO UNLOCK IT,
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AND VOILA, YOU'RE IN.
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THAT WINDOW'S OPEN.
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THAT'LL WORK TOO.
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- YOU'RE STAYING OUT HERE
- AS MY LOOKOUT.
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WE'LL MAINTAIN RADIO CONTACT.
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FINE.
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- WE'LL NEED SOME SORT
- OF SECRET CODE
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- FOR WHEN YOU GET TO THE
- STUDENT COUNCIL OFFICE.
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HOW ABOUT, "I'M AT THE
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STUDENT COUNCIL OFFICE"?
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- GREAT! LET ME
- WRITE IT DOWN.
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I WOULD BE HONOURED
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TO MOP YOUR STAGE ON TOUR,
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LADY GAGA.
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- [DERBY, LOUDLY]: WHAT
- DO YOU SEE IN THERE?
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SHH!
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DANG'S ASLEEP.
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HIS BED IS BLOCKING THE DOOR.
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- [DERBY, LOUDLY]:
- USE THE MAGNET!
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- [QUIETLY]:
- USE THE MAGNET.
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[CLICK, MAGNET HUMS POWERFULLY]
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[CLINK]
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WHOA!
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NO, LEAF MONKEY.
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THAT LADY GAGA'S FANCY HAT.
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[LETS OUT A BREATH]
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THE BED WON'T SLIDE.
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- THERE'S COOKING SPRAY
- IN THE FRONT POUCH.
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OKAY.
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AND I ALSO MADE YOU A SANDWICH.
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[CLICK, MAGNET HUMS POWERFULLY]
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[SCRAPING]
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[CLICK, HUMMING STOPS]
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[CLICK, HUMMING STARTS]
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[BED SCRAPES FLOOR,
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[SMACKS DOOR]
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- [DANG, MUMBLING]:
- GAGA TOUR BUS, VERY BUMPY...
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DERBY, I'M IN THE HALLWAY,
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- BUT THERE ARE CAMERAS
- EVERYWHERE.
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WOW!
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- WHEN DID THEY FIND THE TIME
- TO INSTALL THEM
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AND ALL THOSE
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DECORATIVE TEDDY BEARS?
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- THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN
- SO MUCH EASIER
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- IF SOME JOKER
- HADN'T PRANKED TATER.
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JOKER?
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I PREFER THE TERM
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"GAGMEISTER GENERAL."
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THAT WAS YOU?
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YOU'LL BE FINE.
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- JUST STICK TO THE PLAN
- AND HUG THE WALLS.
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OKAY, I'VE MADE IT
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PAST THE LOCKERS.
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GREAT.
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EVERYTHING IS WORKING PERFECTLY.
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- I'LL MAKE SURE DANG
- IS STILL ASLEEP.
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I JUST NEED MY FLASHLIGHT.
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- [ITEMS CLUNKING,
- FEEDBACK WHINING]
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THERE'S MY TAMBOURINE!
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- [DANG]: IS IT
- MORNING ALREADY,
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LEAF MONKEY?
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UH-OH,
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I THINK YOU WOKE UP DANG.
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WHOA!
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WHY DO I SMELL BUTTER?
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HE'S COMING!
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HE'S COMING!
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- HE'S PROBABLY STILL GROGGY. JUST
- TRY TO BLEND IN.
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SO THIRSTY.
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- [WHISPERING]:
- HE WANTS A DRINK!
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WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
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DON'T WORRY.
249
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I TAPED SOMETHING
250
00:11:21,417 --> 00:11:23,042
- TO THE SIDE OF THE
- DRINKING FOUNTAIN.
251
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OKAY, I'M HERE.
252
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- WHERE?
- THE STUDENT COUNCIL OFFICE?
253
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YES.
254
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WELL, I DON'T KNOW THAT
255
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IF YOU DON'T TELL ME
256
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THE SECRET CODE.
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"I'M AT
258
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THE STUDENT COUNCIL OFFICE."
259
00:12:06,584 --> 00:12:07,768
- OKAY. LET ME CHECK
- THE ENCRYPTION CYPHER.
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EXCELLENT.
261
00:12:10,334 --> 00:12:11,934
- YOU'RE AT
- THE STUDENT COUNCIL OFFICE.
262
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IT'S PADLOCKED.
263
00:12:18,375 --> 00:12:19,751
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET IN?
264
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- CHECK THE FIRST LOCKER
- TO YOUR RIGHT.
265
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[DERBY'S VOICE]:
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LOOK IN THE NEXT LOCKER.
267
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WHAT'S THIS?
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A TRAMPOLINE.
269
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YOU'RE WELCOME.
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- WHEN IT COMES TO SNEAKY,
- I THINK OF EVERYTHING.
271
00:12:51,918 --> 00:12:53,042
WHERE ARE THE INSTRUCTIONS?
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00:12:53,083 --> 00:12:55,709
RIGHT HERE.
273
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I TOLD YOU,
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I THINK OF EVERYTHING.
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COULD YOU READ THEM TO ME?
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"FIRST, I MUST INFORM YOU
277
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- "THAT YOU SHOULD CONSULT
- A PHYSICIAN
278
00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:05,976
- BEFORE BEGINNING
- ANY EXERCISE PROGRAM..."
279
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,727
- WOULD YOU JUST READ ME
- THE INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE?
280
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OKAY...
281
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"UNFOLD THE TRAMPOLINE.
282
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"THEN ATTACH THE PIVOT SPRING
283
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- BETWEEN THE TORSO FRAME
- AND THE SPRING POST."
284
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- OKAY. THAT SEEMS
- TO MAKE SENSE.
285
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DERBY?
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WHAT ARE YOU
287
00:13:18,835 --> 00:13:20,083
DOING HERE?
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THE SAME THING YOU ARE, SIR.
289
00:13:21,292 --> 00:13:23,709
REALLY?
290
00:13:23,751 --> 00:13:25,375
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU DID TAI CHI.
291
00:13:26,292 --> 00:13:27,334
THERE ARE LOTS OF THINGS
292
00:13:27,375 --> 00:13:29,250
YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME.
293
00:13:29,292 --> 00:13:30,375
FOR EXAMPLE, I DO TAI CHI.
294
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ISN'T IT WONDERFUL?
295
00:13:34,792 --> 00:13:36,542
I FIND THAT FOCUSING THE MIND
296
00:13:36,584 --> 00:13:37,626
SOLELY ON THE MOVEMENTS
297
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OF THE FORM
298
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- HELPS TO BRING ABOUT
- A STATE OF MENTAL CALM
299
00:13:40,375 --> 00:13:41,667
AND CLARITY.
300
00:13:41,709 --> 00:13:43,101
- I COULD USE
- A LITTLE MENTAL CALM
301
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RIGHT ABOUT NOW.
302
00:13:45,167 --> 00:13:47,459
THEN, SHALL WE?
303
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[♪♪♪]
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[♪♪♪]
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OW!
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LET'S BEGIN WITH THE
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TSO LOU HSI NIU PU.
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AH, MY FAVOURITE
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OF THE NEW POOS.
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NEXT, THE FOUR CORNERS.
311
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AH, THE FOUR CORNERS.
312
00:14:05,834 --> 00:14:06,709
WHAT CORNERS?
313
00:14:06,751 --> 00:14:09,542
THE TRAMPOLINE IS ROUND.
314
00:14:09,584 --> 00:14:11,375
- DERBY, WHAT ARE
- YOU TALKING ABOUT?
315
00:14:11,417 --> 00:14:12,834
SORRY, I FORGOT ABOUT YOU.
316
00:14:12,876 --> 00:14:14,226
- I WAS IN A STATE
- OF MENTAL CALM
317
00:14:14,250 --> 00:14:18,209
AND CLARITY.
318
00:14:18,250 --> 00:14:19,876
- HOW ABOUT I
- TAKE THE LEAD?
319
00:14:19,918 --> 00:14:21,417
AS YOU WISH.
320
00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:28,018
- "GRASP A LEG
- AND PUT IT ON THE BOTTOM."
321
00:14:28,042 --> 00:14:29,042
GOT IT.
322
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AND NOW ANOTHER LEG.
323
00:14:40,459 --> 00:14:41,626
"AND NOW THE OTHER TWO LEGS."
324
00:14:43,542 --> 00:14:44,542
OTHER TWO LEGS?
325
00:14:46,792 --> 00:14:47,897
I USUALLY DO TAI CHI
326
00:14:47,898 --> 00:14:49,000
WITH MY DOG.
327
00:14:53,417 --> 00:14:54,459
"NEXT... PIVOT SPRING."
328
00:14:56,792 --> 00:14:58,209
THE PIVOT SPRING.
329
00:14:58,250 --> 00:14:59,959
FOUND IT!
330
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,334
"AND TWIST."
331
00:15:05,125 --> 00:15:07,209
"AND TWIST."
332
00:15:07,250 --> 00:15:08,584
"AND TWIST."
333
00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:12,500
AAH! OH!
334
00:15:12,542 --> 00:15:13,500
WHAT HAPPENED?
335
00:15:13,542 --> 00:15:15,542
WERE YOU SNAKE-CREEPING DOWN
336
00:15:15,584 --> 00:15:17,063
WHEN YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE
337
00:15:17,064 --> 00:15:18,542
GRASPING THE SPARROW'S TAIL?
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00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:19,709
WELL,
339
00:15:19,751 --> 00:15:20,959
I'M GOING TO THE CAFETERIA
340
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,125
AND GET SOME ICE FOR THIS.
341
00:15:22,167 --> 00:15:24,000
WHILE I'M GONE,
342
00:15:24,042 --> 00:15:26,042
- MAKE SURE THE WHITE CRANE
- DOESN'T SPREAD WINGS.
343
00:15:27,584 --> 00:15:28,667
GOOD ONE, SIR.
344
00:15:31,417 --> 00:15:32,643
- HAVE YOU CONSULTED
- A PHYSICIAN YET?
345
00:15:32,667 --> 00:15:35,292
WHY?
346
00:15:35,334 --> 00:15:36,626
TATER'S ON HIS WAY.
347
00:15:36,667 --> 00:15:37,667
[DISTANT DOOR OPENING]
348
00:15:44,083 --> 00:15:45,834
- NOW, DIVE HEAD-FIRST
- THROUGH THE GLASS.
349
00:15:45,876 --> 00:15:47,959
THAT'S YOUR PLAN?
350
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,792
DERBY! I FOUND A KEY!
351
00:15:49,834 --> 00:15:50,834
[GRUNTS]
352
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,521
- [TATER]: LOOKING SHARP,
- TEDDY CAMS.
353
00:16:21,876 --> 00:16:24,542
I'M AT THE SAFE.
354
00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:25,768
- IT'S VERY IMPORTANT
- THAT YOU SLOW YOUR BREATHING
355
00:16:25,792 --> 00:16:26,584
AND LISTEN FOR THE SOUNDS
356
00:16:26,626 --> 00:16:28,083
OF THE TUMBLERS.
357
00:16:28,125 --> 00:16:28,959
ABSOLUTE SILENCE
358
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:30,667
IS IMPERATIVE.
359
00:16:32,584 --> 00:16:33,792
[CRUNCHING]
360
00:16:37,709 --> 00:16:39,083
DERBY!
361
00:16:39,125 --> 00:16:39,834
I CAN'T HEAR THE TUMBLERS.
362
00:16:39,876 --> 00:16:41,209
SORRY.
363
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:42,876
APPLESAUCE WILL BE QUIETER.
364
00:16:43,250 --> 00:16:44,250
[CLICKING]
365
00:16:48,417 --> 00:16:49,709
[BLENDING]
366
00:16:54,918 --> 00:16:57,209
[MORE BLENDING]
367
00:17:02,167 --> 00:17:03,500
[DOOR RELEASES]
368
00:17:03,542 --> 00:17:04,542
GOT IT!
369
00:17:10,709 --> 00:17:11,751
COME ON!
370
00:17:17,876 --> 00:17:19,417
[CLICKING]
371
00:17:28,042 --> 00:17:29,667
[CLICKING]
372
00:17:29,709 --> 00:17:30,709
[DOOR RELEASES]
373
00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:37,083
A KEY?!
374
00:17:39,042 --> 00:17:40,626
A KEY TO WHAT?
375
00:17:40,667 --> 00:17:41,751
I DON'T KNOW.
376
00:17:41,792 --> 00:17:45,751
STORAGE CABINET, I GUESS.
377
00:17:45,792 --> 00:17:47,209
THE FORMS MUST BE IN THERE.
378
00:17:50,792 --> 00:17:52,167
YES!
379
00:17:58,542 --> 00:18:01,000
LOOKING FOR THIS?
380
00:18:01,042 --> 00:18:05,083
OH, COME ON!
381
00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:06,083
- SORRY, I'M NOT
- LETTING YOU SEE
382
00:18:06,125 --> 00:18:07,876
ECHO'S QUESTIONNAIRE.
383
00:18:07,918 --> 00:18:09,560
- HOW'D YOU GET IN HERE?
- THE SCHOOL IS LOCKED.
384
00:18:09,584 --> 00:18:10,918
I BORROWED DERBY'S CATAPULT.
385
00:18:15,417 --> 00:18:16,730
[ADAM]: QUESTION 57...
386
00:18:16,731 --> 00:18:18,042
HER FAVOURITE ROOT VEGETABLE?
387
00:18:18,083 --> 00:18:19,375
ALL I KNOW IS,
388
00:18:19,417 --> 00:18:21,250
- IT'S DEFINITELY
- NOT CELERY ROOT.
389
00:18:25,751 --> 00:18:27,000
HEY, ADAM.
390
00:18:27,042 --> 00:18:28,292
- CAN I ASK YOU
- ABOUT THIS?
391
00:18:28,334 --> 00:18:29,042
- THAT'S YOUR DATING
- QUESTIONNAIRE.
392
00:18:29,083 --> 00:18:30,083
HOW'D YOU GET THAT?
393
00:18:30,125 --> 00:18:31,834
I ASKED IVY TO GIVE IT BACK.
394
00:18:31,876 --> 00:18:34,167
ANYWAYS, I WAS THINKING...
395
00:18:34,209 --> 00:18:35,918
- YEAH, IT WAS STUPID
- AND POINTLESS,
396
00:18:35,959 --> 00:18:37,459
AND WHO CARES
397
00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:39,141
- WHAT YOUR FAVOURITE
- ROOT VEGETABLE IS.
398
00:18:40,834 --> 00:18:42,935
- ACTUALLY, I ANSWERED
- ALL THE QUESTIONS TRUTHFULLY,
399
00:18:42,959 --> 00:18:44,083
BUT NOW I WONDER
400
00:18:44,125 --> 00:18:45,476
- IF I SHOULD HAVE TOLD
- A LITTLE WHITE LIE
401
00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:46,626
HERE AND THERE.
402
00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:47,959
LIE?
403
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,042
OH, NO.
404
00:18:50,083 --> 00:18:51,709
THE TRUTH
405
00:18:51,710 --> 00:18:53,334
IS A RARE AND BEAUTIFUL THING.
406
00:18:56,167 --> 00:18:57,501
AND HERE IN MY HANDS,
407
00:18:57,502 --> 00:18:58,834
I AM HOLDING THE TRUTH.
408
00:18:58,876 --> 00:18:59,959
HONOUR IT.
409
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,125
EMBRACE IT.
410
00:19:01,167 --> 00:19:02,667
CAPTURE IT FOREVER.
411
00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:04,292
IN FACT, I WILL.
412
00:19:07,918 --> 00:19:09,022
ANYWAY, I'D LOVE TO STAY
413
00:19:09,023 --> 00:19:10,125
AND CHAT WITH YOU,
414
00:19:10,167 --> 00:19:11,643
- BUT I HAVE A LOT OF PAPERS
- TO GRADE,
415
00:19:11,667 --> 00:19:13,185
- SO DON'T FORGET
- TO HAND THIS BACK TO IVY.
416
00:19:13,209 --> 00:19:14,751
OUT YOU GO.
417
00:19:21,959 --> 00:19:23,042
"CELERY ROOT."
418
00:19:26,125 --> 00:19:27,459
WE ARE SO MUCH ALIKE.
419
00:19:33,542 --> 00:19:34,772
WELL, ECHO IS ABOUT
420
00:19:34,773 --> 00:19:36,000
TO BE MATCHED UP WITH...
421
00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:37,000
ALAN SMALL.
422
00:19:37,042 --> 00:19:38,125
WHAT?
423
00:19:40,250 --> 00:19:42,542
OH, HEY, ALAN.
424
00:19:47,167 --> 00:19:49,083
- LOOKS LIKE YOU AND I
- WERE MATCHED UP.
425
00:19:49,125 --> 00:19:52,459
OH. GREAT.
426
00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:54,018
- I WAS THINKING WE COULD GO
- TO THE SCIENCE CENTRE.
427
00:19:54,042 --> 00:19:54,959
I LOVE SCIENCE.
428
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,083
'KAY.
429
00:19:57,125 --> 00:20:00,250
"I LOVE SCIENCE."
430
00:20:00,292 --> 00:20:02,667
I LOVE SCIENCE!
431
00:20:02,709 --> 00:20:03,584
- YOUR STUPID
- COMPUTER DATING PROGRAM
432
00:20:03,626 --> 00:20:04,792
MUST HAVE A FLAW
433
00:20:04,834 --> 00:20:05,918
IN ITS ALGORITHM.
434
00:20:05,959 --> 00:20:07,143
- ECHO AND I GAVE ALL
- THE SAME ANSWERS.
435
00:20:07,167 --> 00:20:08,792
THE PROGRAM DOESN'T LOOK
436
00:20:08,834 --> 00:20:10,143
- FOR PEOPLE
- WITH THE SAME ANSWERS.
437
00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:11,918
- IT LOOKS FOR
- COMPATIBLE MATCHES.
438
00:20:11,959 --> 00:20:13,167
YOU COULD BE PAIRED UP
439
00:20:13,209 --> 00:20:14,476
- WITH THE LAST PERSON
- YOU'D EXPECT.
440
00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:16,185
- BUT IF THE COMPUTER SAYS
- IT'S MEANT TO BE,
441
00:20:16,209 --> 00:20:18,125
IT'S MEANT TO BE.
442
00:20:18,167 --> 00:20:19,834
HELLO, IVY.
443
00:20:19,876 --> 00:20:21,314
LOOKS LIKE YOU AND ME
444
00:20:21,315 --> 00:20:22,751
ARE MEANT TO BE.
445
00:20:25,167 --> 00:20:27,083
- OF COURSE,
- COMPUTERS CAN BE WRONG.
446
00:20:27,125 --> 00:20:28,168
THEN, AFTER
447
00:20:28,169 --> 00:20:29,209
THE SCIENCE CENTRE,
448
00:20:29,250 --> 00:20:30,417
YOU CAN COME OVER
449
00:20:30,459 --> 00:20:31,768
- AND SEE MY COLLECTION
- OF EXOTIC BACTERIA.
450
00:20:31,792 --> 00:20:33,751
'KAY.
451
00:20:33,792 --> 00:20:35,250
I'D LOVE TO SEE
452
00:20:35,292 --> 00:20:36,688
THAT COLLECTION
453
00:20:36,689 --> 00:20:38,083
OF BACTERIA!
454
00:20:38,125 --> 00:20:40,542
THAT ALAN AND I...
455
00:20:40,584 --> 00:20:42,500
WE ARE SO MUCH ALIKE.
456
00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:43,542
[♪♪♪]
457
00:20:45,459 --> 00:20:46,667
[♪♪♪]
458
00:20:46,709 --> 00:20:48,101
- [TATER]:
- AH, IT'S SO NICE OF DERBY
459
00:20:48,125 --> 00:20:49,376
TO JOIN ME FOR TAI CHI AGAIN
460
00:20:49,377 --> 00:20:50,626
TONIGHT.
461
00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,751
HMM.
462
00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:01,125
THAT'S ODD.
463
00:21:07,375 --> 00:21:08,876
[MECHANICAL HUMMING]
464
00:21:20,959 --> 00:21:21,959
[GRUNTS]
465
00:21:25,626 --> 00:21:29,334
OH... MELTED MARSHMALLOW?
466
00:21:37,292 --> 00:21:38,292
[DOORS OPEN]
467
00:21:42,417 --> 00:21:43,709
DERBY!
468
00:21:56,292 --> 00:22:00,375
LOOK WHAT SOME JOKER DID TO ME!
469
00:22:00,417 --> 00:22:03,918
YOU LOOK UPSET, SIR.
470
00:22:03,959 --> 00:22:05,064
WHEN I'M UPSET,
471
00:22:05,065 --> 00:22:06,167
I RETREAT TO "RIDE TIGER."
472
00:22:18,292 --> 00:22:20,792
AND TWIST.
473
00:22:24,125 --> 00:22:25,125
[♪♪♪]
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