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JUST A REMINDER
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- ABOUT TONIGHT'S CAMP-OUT
- UNDER THE STARS.
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- TRUST ME, YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS
- THIS OPPORTUNITY
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TO WITNESS AN ACTUAL METEOR.
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- WILL WE BE ABLE TO SEE IT
- WITH THE NAKED EYE?
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"NAKED."
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[SAPPILY]: NAKED...
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QUICK QUESTION.
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- IS THE METEOR
- GONNA CRASH INTO LAND,
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- CREATING A DUST CLOUD
- THAT BLOTS OUT THE SUN,
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SO WE FREEZE TO DEATH?
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OR, WILL IT SLAM INTO WATER,
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TURNING OUR OCEANS TO STEAM,
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SO WE COOK LIKE A BAG OF
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FROZEN BRUSSELS SPROUTS?
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BETTER BE THE FIRST ONE.
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I HATE BRUSSELS SPROUTS.
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NEITHER.
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THIS METEOR WILL BE
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PASSING HARMLESSLY BY THE EARTH.
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OH, SURE. THAT'S WHAT
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ALL THE SCIENTISTS SAY.
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YOU HAVE NOTHING
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TO WORRY ABOUT.
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AS YOU CAN SEE,
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THE TRAJECTORY OF THE METEOR
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WILL CARRY IT PAST EARTH
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AT A DISTANCE OF WELL OVER...
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[CRASHING AND SHATTERING]
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THAT'S IT.
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WE'RE DOOMED!
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- LUCKILY, I'M PREPARED
- FOR SUCH AN EVENT.
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I'VE MADE A BUCKET LIST,
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- COMPRISED OF
- ALL THE THINGS I WANT TO DO
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- BEFORE DEATH
- RAINS DOWN FROM ABOVE.
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THIS IS YOUR BUCKET LIST?
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- IT ONLY HAS
- ONE THING ON IT.
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"MAKE A BUCKET LIST."
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WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE
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I HAVE MY WORK CUT OUT FOR ME.
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FIRST, I GOT TO GET A PEN.
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- OH, I SHOULD PUT THAT
- ON MY BUCKET LIST!
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BUT I'LL NEED A PEN.
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♪ GOODBYE, SUMMER
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HELLO, FALL ♪
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- ♪ WE'VE BEEN TRYING
- TO GET HERE ♪
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♪ SINCE WE BOTH
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WERE BARELY TWO FEET TALL ♪
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♪ WHO YOU CALLIN' KID?
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WHO YOU CALLIN' KID? ♪
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♪ WHO YOU CALLIN' KID? ♪
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♪ CAN CALL ME WHAT YOU WANT
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BUT I WON'T HEAR A WORD ♪
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♪ WHERE I AM HERE ♪
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♪ WHO YOU CALLIN' KID? ♪
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[♪♪♪]
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STOP.
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- WHY'D YOU EVEN
- GET OUT OF THE CAR
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- IF YOU WEREN'T
- GOING TO HELP ME?
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OOF!
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[LAUGHING]: TO WATCH THIS.
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[GIGGLING]
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IT'S EVEN FUNNIER UP CLOSE.
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YOU CALL THAT
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A TELESCOPE?
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IT'S MORE LIKE A MICRO...
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TELESCOPE.
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SLAB?
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- IT'S NOT LIKE YOU
- TO SHOW UP FOR A SCHOOL EVENT.
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OR SCHOOL.
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I'M NOT HERE
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FOR YOUR LAME CAMP-OUT.
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THIS IS WHERE I ALWAYS COME
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TO OBSERVE THE MAJESTIC TAPESTRY
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THAT IS OUR SOLAR SYSTEM.
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OH-HO-HO!
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THAT COMET
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JUST PUNCHED PLUTO IN THE FACE.
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YOU'RE INTO ASTROLOGY?
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[EXHALES]
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"ASTRONOMY"
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HAPPENS TO BE A HOBBY OF MINE.
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I ENJOY OBSERVING THE UNIVERSE.
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- WOW... HUH!
- NICE TELESCOPE.
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CAN I JUST...
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[GRUNTS]
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THERE ARE THREE THINGS
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- THAT I NEVER SHARE
- WITH ANYBODY.
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MY TELESCOPE,
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- MY VIEWS
- ON MODERN RELIGION,
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AND STRAWS.
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THIS IS IT?
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WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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- I WAS EXPECTING
- WAY MORE PEOPLE.
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- I MEAN, WHO WOULDN'T WANT
- TO SPEND THE NIGHT
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- LEARNING ABOUT
- THE WONDERS OF SPACE?
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- IT'S JUST AS MUCH FUN
- AS A REGULAR SCIENCE CLASS,
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ONLY WAY LONGER.
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WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?
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I'M ENJOYING THE VIEW.
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- DID YOU KNOW HUTCH ANDERSON DOES
- ARM-CURLS WITH HIS BLINDS UP?
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OKAY, WHO WANTS
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TO GET THEIR LEARN ON?
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[CHUCKLES AT HIS JOKE]
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HEY THERE, PEOPLE.
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MR. TATER?
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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WELL, I HEARD ABOUT
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YOUR LITTLE CAMP-OUT,
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- AND I FIGURED
- YOU NEEDED ADULT SUPERVISION.
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- WAIT, I THOUGHT
- I WAS SUPERVISING.
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I AM A TEACHER, AFTER ALL.
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YOU'RE ALSO 14.
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THIS IS A JOB
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FOR A RESPONSIBLE ADULT.
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OKAY, PEOPLE.
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- WATER-BALLOON FIGHT
- IN 20 MINUTES.
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- WE'RE HERE TO WITNESS
- A MAJOR ASTRONOMICAL EVENT,
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NOT PLAY "SUMMER CAMP."
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I KNOW, BUT...
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MOMMY NEVER LET ME GO TO CAMP.
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OH, SURE, WE'D SET UP A TENT
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IN THE ATTIC AND DRESS UP MY...
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HER PORCELAIN DOLLS
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IN KHAKI SHORTS,
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- AND HAVE A TUG-OF-WAR,
- BUT...
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IT WAS SO UNFAIR!
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THERE WERE, LIKE, 10 OF THEM.
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- YOU KNOW, CAMPFIRES
- AREN'T ALLOWED IN THE QUAD.
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BUMMER, RIGHT?
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- LUCKILY, I BROUGHT
- THE NEXT BEST THING...
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AN ELECTRIC FIREPLACE.
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[SIGHS]
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- WELL, HUTCH JUST LOWERED
- HIS BLINDS,
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SO I'M OUT OF HERE.
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WAIT.
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- ON YOUR WAY THROUGH THE SCHOOL,
- WOULD YOU MIND PLUGGING THIS IN?
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- BUT...
- OFF YOU GO.
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THEREFORE,
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ONE SHOULD BE ABLE TO MEASURE
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THE SIZE OF A METEOR
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- BY EXAMINING THE RATIO
- OF TWO ISOTOPES OF OSMIUM...
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OSMIUM 187 AND...
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OSMIUM 189.
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- I'M KIDDING, OF COURSE!
- [SNICKERS]
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IT'S OSMIUM 188!
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- YEAH, CAN WE SEE
- THE METEOR ALREADY?
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- IT'LL BE HOURS
- BEFORE WE CAN SEE IT.
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THEN WHY ARE WE HERE?
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AH... THE AGE-OLD QUESTION.
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- TOO BAD I DON'T SHARE
- MY VIEWS ON MODERN RELIGION.
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- AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT
- ASKING TO SHARE MY STRAW.
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[STRUMS GUITAR]
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- I'LL TELL YOU
- WHY WE'RE HERE.
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FOR A CLASSIC
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CAMPFIRE SING-ALONG!
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- COME ON, EVERYBODY!
- THE FIRE'S ALMOST PLUGGED IN.
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[GASPS, DISORIENTED]
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YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!
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[♪♪♪]
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♪ ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR... ♪
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[SCRAPING]
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- ♪...BOAT
- GENTLY DOWN THE... ♪
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[SCRAPING]
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♪ ...STREAM ♪
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♪ MERRILY, MERRILY... ♪
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[GRUNTS]
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♪ ...MERRILY... ♪
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[HEARTH CLATTERS]
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♪ ...MERRILY
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LIFE IS BUT A... ♪
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[SCRAPES PAVEMENT]
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WE'RE NOT MOVING AGAIN.
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[HAUGHTILY]: FINE.
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[GRUNTS]
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[YELPS]: AH!
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FAKE FIRE, REAL PAIN!
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[THUD]
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HEY!
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I USING THAT PLUG!
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[HUFFS]
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OH, GOOD. IT'S OFF.
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- MR. TATER
- WANTS THAT PLUGGED IN.
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AH!
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[THUD]
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I NOT CARE!
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IN MIDDLE OF SOMETHING.
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- WELL, I'M TRYING
- TO LEAVE.
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[TATER YELPS LIKE A GIRL]
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- I COULD DO THIS
- ALL NIGHT.
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ME, TOO.
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[TATER YELPS LIKE A GIRL]
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- LOOKS LIKE
- IT'S JUST YOU AND ME, SLAB.
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[TATER YELPS LIKE A GIRL]
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TWO GUYS
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WITH STARS IN OUR EYES,
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- AND THE SOLAR SYSTEM
- COURSING THROUGH OUR...
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WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
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AWAY FROM YOU.
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IT'S EITHER THAT,
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OR TEAR OUT YOUR VOCAL CHORDS.
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- DO YOU NEED ME
- TO HOLD THE DOOR FOR YOU?
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THERE.
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NOW I CAN
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GET BACK TO WORK.
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[HORSE WHINNIES]
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DANG?
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DO YOU HAVE A HORSE IN THERE?
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[HORSE NEIGHS]
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WAS THAT A HORSE NEIGH,
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- OR YOU ANSWERING MY QUESTION
- IN THE NEGATIVE
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WITH THE ARCHAIC FORM OF "NO"...
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"NAY?"
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[HOOVES CLOPPING]
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DANG. DID YOU
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PUT ON METAL SHOES
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TO RUN AWAY FROM ME
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TO AVOID ANSWERING MY QUESTION?
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NAY. I'M JUST PLAYING
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A JOUSTING VIDEO GAME...
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"LORD OF THE LANCE!"
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[GAME THEME PLAYS]
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HOW DO YOU PLAY?
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- I MUST
- DEFEAT RED KNIGHT
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TO IMPRESS KING
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- AND WIN
- HAND OF PRINCESS.
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EWW!
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WHY WOULD YOU WANT
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THE HAND OF A PRINCESS?
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- BECAUSE IT ATTACHED
- TO REST OF PRINCESS!
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WAIT...
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WHY ALL THE QUESTIONS?
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DID RED KNIGHT
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SEND YOU?
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NOT TODAY, SIR DEMON!
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["HOOVES" CLOPPING]
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[GRUNTS]
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[VIDEO HORSE NEIGHS]
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- [GAME VOICE]:
- WINNER: BLUE KNIGHT!
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THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT?
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NAY!
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[CLOPPING]
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IT TAKE
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PRECISION TIMING,
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PERFECT HAND-EYE
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COORDINATION AND...
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[WHOOSH-THUD]
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[GAME VOICE]:
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WINNER: RED KNIGHT!
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THAT WAS EASY.
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WELL, SEEYA.
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NOT SO FAST!
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WELL... SEE... YA.
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[♪♪♪]
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HEY, EVERYONE!
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EXCITING NEWS.
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- THE METEOR IS NOW CLOSE ENOUGH
- TO SEE THROUGH THE TELESCOPE,
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AND IT LOOKS SPECTACULAR.
260
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[ALL MURMURING EXCITEDLY]
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SORRY. I GUESS
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- THE WONDERS OF THE UNIVERSE
- ARE MORE APPEALING
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THAN A BURNT MEAT TUBE
264
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ON A STICK.
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- THE PORCELAIN DOLLS
- NEVER CRITICIZED MY COOKING.
266
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- WELL, EXCEPT FOR
- THAT ONE CURLY-HAIRED HARPY
267
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WITH THE CRACKS IN HER FACE.
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AND EVEN THEN,
269
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- I KNEW HER ANGER
- WASN'T AIMED AT ME,
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- BUT AT
- HER HIDEOUS DISFIGUREMENT.
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- ALL I SEE
- IS A TINY, LITTLE DOT OF LIGHT.
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THAT'S THE METEOR!
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ISN'T IT MAGNIFICENT?
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REMEMBER THIS MOMENT,
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- SO ONE DAY YOU CAN TELL OUR KIDS
- WHERE YOU WERE
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ON THIS MOST MAGICAL OF NIGHTS.
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DID YOU SAY "OUR KIDS?"
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YES.
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CALL ME A DREAMER,
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- BUT I ALWAYS ASSUMED
- THAT SOMEDAY,
281
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YOU AND I WOULD...
282
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OPEN A PETTING ZOO TOGETHER...
283
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STRICTLY
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AS "BUSINESS PARTNERS"...
285
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- IN WHICH, AMONG OTHER ANIMALS,
- WE WOULD HAVE BABY GOATS.
286
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OUR... "KIDS."
287
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WELL, SHOW ME A BUSINESS PLAN
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AND WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT.
289
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I WILL DO THAT.
290
00:11:28,167 --> 00:11:29,522
HEY, GANG, IT'S TIME
291
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TO PRANK THE LONER
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- WHO DOESN'T FIT IN
- WITH THE COOL KIDS.
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00:11:32,792 --> 00:11:34,500
- UNFORTUNATELY,
- MR. YOUNG HERE
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- IS TECHNICALLY
- A TEACHER, SO...
295
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- LET'S GO SMEAR
- PEANUT BUTTER
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- INSIDE SOMEONE ELSE'S
- SLEEPING BAG.
297
00:11:40,083 --> 00:11:41,334
[EXCITED MURMURING]
298
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NOT YOU GUYS, TOO!
299
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- "FILL SLEEPING BAG
- WITH PEANUT BUTTER."
300
00:11:46,292 --> 00:11:48,417
WHAT CAN I DO?
301
00:11:50,459 --> 00:11:53,167
ECHO? A PRANK? YOU?
302
00:11:53,209 --> 00:11:54,751
WHAT WOULD OUR KIDS SAY?
303
00:11:54,792 --> 00:11:56,292
OTHER THAN...
304
00:11:56,334 --> 00:12:00,209
"BA-A-A-A-AH?"
305
00:12:00,250 --> 00:12:01,813
NO OFFENSE, BUT YOUR SPACE ROCK
306
00:12:01,814 --> 00:12:03,375
IS KIND OF BORING.
307
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WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.
308
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PSST!
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MR. YOUNG!
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I WANT IN.
311
00:12:10,918 --> 00:12:12,393
- YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
- WHAT I'M PLANNING.
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00:12:12,417 --> 00:12:13,792
SURE, I DO.
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00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:15,125
YOU'RE OPENING A PETTING ZOO.
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I WANT IN.
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00:12:18,584 --> 00:12:20,465
- I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE
- WHAT OUR KIDS LOOK LIKE.
316
00:12:22,792 --> 00:12:24,292
[CLOPPING]
317
00:12:24,334 --> 00:12:25,959
PREPARE TO EAT DIRT
318
00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:27,641
- AT THE BOOTS OF
- THE MIGHTY BLUE KNIGHT
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[ROARS]: HOO-WYAH!
320
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OH, YEAH?
321
00:12:31,626 --> 00:12:32,894
- WELL, THE FEARSOME
- RED KNIGHT
322
00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:34,334
- TOOK SIX YEARS OF
- RIBBON DANCE
323
00:12:34,375 --> 00:12:36,167
- AT TUMBLIN' TAMMY'S
- TICKLE-TIME GYM!
324
00:12:36,209 --> 00:12:37,542
[LANCE WHOOSHING]
325
00:12:40,125 --> 00:12:41,667
- [LANCES THUDDING,
- HORSE NEIGHS]
326
00:12:41,709 --> 00:12:43,334
- [GAME VOICE]:
- WINNER...
327
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BLUE KNIGHT!
328
00:12:44,167 --> 00:12:45,250
DANG!
329
00:12:45,292 --> 00:12:46,292
IS THE WINNER!
330
00:12:48,709 --> 00:12:51,500
OKAY, YOU CAN GO NOW.
331
00:12:51,542 --> 00:12:53,501
TIME FOR CHAMPION
332
00:12:53,502 --> 00:12:55,459
TO GET KISS FROM PRINCESS.
333
00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:56,959
[SPRITZING]
334
00:12:59,125 --> 00:13:00,334
[SPRITZING]
335
00:13:02,334 --> 00:13:03,959
YOU'RE NOT THE CHAMPION.
336
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,709
WE'RE TIED.
337
00:13:05,751 --> 00:13:06,768
- THE ONLY THING
- YOU CAN KISS
338
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IS YOUR BUTT GOODBYE.
339
00:13:08,500 --> 00:13:10,167
[CLOPPING]
340
00:13:10,209 --> 00:13:12,292
[STARTS CLOPPING]
341
00:13:12,334 --> 00:13:15,375
I ACTUALLY CAN DO THAT!
342
00:13:15,417 --> 00:13:17,858
- YEARS OF MARTIAL ARTS TRAINING
- HAVE MADE ME VERY FLEXIBLE.
343
00:13:20,709 --> 00:13:22,560
- [TATER CHUCKLES]: HEH.
- LOOK AT ALL THAT PEANUT BUTTER.
344
00:13:22,584 --> 00:13:25,417
EXCELLENT WORK, CAMPERS.
345
00:13:25,459 --> 00:13:27,250
WAIT A MINUTE...
346
00:13:27,292 --> 00:13:30,250
THAT'S MY TENT.
347
00:13:30,292 --> 00:13:31,626
[KIDS SNICKERING]
348
00:13:31,667 --> 00:13:34,083
LISTEN UP, EVERYONE.
349
00:13:34,125 --> 00:13:35,688
IT SEEMS THE METEOR
350
00:13:35,689 --> 00:13:37,250
HAS JUST CHANGED ITS TRAJECTORY
351
00:13:37,292 --> 00:13:39,375
- AND IS NOW ON A COLLISION COURSE
- WITH EARTH!
352
00:13:39,417 --> 00:13:40,834
[COLLECTIVELY GASPING]
353
00:13:40,876 --> 00:13:42,500
- EVERYONE, FOLLOW ME
- TO THE TELESCOPE.
354
00:13:42,542 --> 00:13:43,626
I MEAN, WHAT COULD BE
355
00:13:43,627 --> 00:13:44,709
MORE ENTICING
356
00:13:44,751 --> 00:13:46,602
- THAN A FRONT-ROW SEAT
- TO MANKIND'S EXTINCTION?
357
00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:48,500
[EXCITED MURMURING]
358
00:13:48,542 --> 00:13:50,167
WHO WANTS S'MORES?
359
00:13:50,209 --> 00:13:51,417
[EXCITED GASPING]
360
00:13:56,083 --> 00:13:58,500
[GAME MUSIC PLAYS]
361
00:13:58,542 --> 00:13:59,959
OKAY.
362
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,125
KING'S FEAST OVER.
363
00:14:02,167 --> 00:14:04,292
HOW WAS YOUR TURKEY LEG?
364
00:14:04,334 --> 00:14:06,000
A LITTLE DRY.
365
00:14:06,042 --> 00:14:08,667
TOO BAD. CORN VERY SWEET.
366
00:14:08,709 --> 00:14:10,667
MUCH LIKE VICTORY!
367
00:14:10,709 --> 00:14:11,918
BACK TO BATTLE!
368
00:14:11,959 --> 00:14:13,334
[ROARS]: HUZZAH!
369
00:14:13,375 --> 00:14:15,459
[BOTH CLOPPING]
370
00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:17,959
WAIT!
371
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,626
- I HAVE BIT OF CORN
- STUCK IN MY TEETH.
372
00:14:21,876 --> 00:14:23,626
SLAB, I'M SO GLAD
373
00:14:23,627 --> 00:14:25,375
YOU DECIDED TO JOIN US.
374
00:14:25,417 --> 00:14:26,939
I DECIDED TO JOIN THE S'MORES.
375
00:14:26,940 --> 00:14:28,459
NOT YOU.
376
00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:30,022
WHEN THEY'RE GONE,
377
00:14:30,023 --> 00:14:31,542
SO AM I.
378
00:14:31,584 --> 00:14:33,292
EVERYONE, COME QUICK!
379
00:14:33,334 --> 00:14:35,542
UGH. DON'T LISTEN TO HIM.
380
00:14:35,584 --> 00:14:37,125
HAVE SOME MORE S'MORES.
381
00:14:37,167 --> 00:14:38,584
OH! I JUST GOT IT!
382
00:14:38,626 --> 00:14:40,500
SOME... MORES!
383
00:14:42,876 --> 00:14:44,626
LISTEN...
384
00:14:44,667 --> 00:14:47,083
- THE METEOR
- IS JUST HIDING THE TRUE THREAT.
385
00:14:47,125 --> 00:14:48,393
- BEHIND IT
- IS AN ALIEN SPACESHIP!
386
00:14:48,417 --> 00:14:49,417
[OVERLAPPING]: OOH! AHH!
387
00:14:52,834 --> 00:14:54,334
THEY'RE GONNA BE DISAPPOINTED
388
00:14:54,375 --> 00:14:55,751
WHEN THEY GET HERE
389
00:14:55,792 --> 00:14:57,542
- AND EARTH'S ALREADY BEEN
- DESTROYED
390
00:14:57,584 --> 00:14:59,545
- BY THE VERY SAME METEOR
- THEY'RE HIDING BEHIND.
391
00:14:59,876 --> 00:15:02,459
"ENJOY SOMETHING IRONIC."
392
00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:04,042
CHECK.
393
00:15:06,667 --> 00:15:08,507
- OBVIOUSLY, THEY COME
- FROM A DISTANT GALAXY,
394
00:15:08,542 --> 00:15:10,584
WHERE A CIVIL WAR
395
00:15:10,626 --> 00:15:11,980
HAS RENDERED THEIR PLANET
396
00:15:11,981 --> 00:15:13,334
UNINHABITABLE.
397
00:15:13,375 --> 00:15:14,543
SO THEY'VE TRAVELED
398
00:15:14,544 --> 00:15:15,709
THROUGH SPACE,
399
00:15:15,751 --> 00:15:17,168
LOOKING FOR A PLANET
400
00:15:17,169 --> 00:15:18,584
WITH A SIMILAR ATMOSPHERE,
401
00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:19,938
IN ORDER TO ENSLAVE
402
00:15:19,939 --> 00:15:21,250
THE INDIGENOUS PEOPLE.
403
00:15:21,292 --> 00:15:22,250
[PANICKED GASPING]
404
00:15:22,292 --> 00:15:24,542
WAIT A MINUTE.
405
00:15:24,584 --> 00:15:26,042
THAT'S THE PLOT OF, LIKE,
406
00:15:26,043 --> 00:15:27,500
50 SCIENCE-FICTION MOVIES...
407
00:15:27,542 --> 00:15:29,064
INDEPENDENCE DAY,
408
00:15:29,065 --> 00:15:30,584
BATTLEFIELD: EARTH,
409
00:15:30,626 --> 00:15:32,334
- SANTA CLAUS
- CONQUERS THE MARTIANS...
410
00:15:32,375 --> 00:15:33,602
- DON'T TALK TO ME
- ABOUT SANTA CLAUS.
411
00:15:33,626 --> 00:15:36,083
- YEAR AFTER YEAR,
- I ASK HIM FOR CAMPING EQUIPMENT,
412
00:15:36,125 --> 00:15:37,292
BUT WHAT DOES HE BRING ME?
413
00:15:37,334 --> 00:15:39,918
ANOTHER PORCELAIN DOLL.
414
00:15:39,959 --> 00:15:42,417
DON'T YOU SEE WHAT'S GOING ON?
415
00:15:42,459 --> 00:15:44,250
- MR. YOUNG MADE UP THE STORY
- TO SCARE US.
416
00:15:44,292 --> 00:15:45,584
HE PROBABLY MADE UP THE PART
417
00:15:45,626 --> 00:15:47,059
- ABOUT THE METEOR
- HEADING FOR EARTH, TOO.
418
00:15:47,083 --> 00:15:48,334
[SCOFFS]
419
00:15:48,375 --> 00:15:50,292
MR. YOUNG!
420
00:15:50,334 --> 00:15:53,209
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
421
00:15:53,250 --> 00:15:54,834
WE CAN SIT AROUND THE CAMPFIRE
422
00:15:54,835 --> 00:15:56,417
TELLING SCARY STORIES!
423
00:15:56,459 --> 00:15:58,375
- AND THEY FINALLY
- FOUND THE BODY
424
00:15:58,417 --> 00:15:59,417
IN THE GENERAL STORE...
425
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,125
[ALL GASP]
426
00:16:01,167 --> 00:16:03,209
AND THE POST OFFICE...
427
00:16:03,250 --> 00:16:04,959
AND THE BARBERSHOP!
428
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,334
[ALL GASPING]
429
00:16:06,375 --> 00:16:07,209
EXCEPT FOR THE FACE.
430
00:16:07,250 --> 00:16:08,542
[YELPS]
431
00:16:08,584 --> 00:16:11,167
THEY NEVER FOUND THE FACE.
432
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,125
[PERKY]: OKAY, WHO'S NEXT?
433
00:16:16,167 --> 00:16:17,292
[TWIG SNAPS]
434
00:16:17,334 --> 00:16:18,584
WAH! IT'S HIM!
435
00:16:18,626 --> 00:16:20,626
IT'S THE FACE-STEALER.
436
00:16:20,667 --> 00:16:21,959
TAKE THE CHILDREN'S FACES!
437
00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:23,250
THEY'RE SMOOTH AND WRINKLE-FREE!
438
00:16:23,292 --> 00:16:25,000
[SQUELCHING]
439
00:16:33,375 --> 00:16:35,500
OKAY...
440
00:16:35,542 --> 00:16:37,500
- I FORGOT ABOUT
- THE PEANUT BUTTER.
441
00:16:38,626 --> 00:16:39,918
[TWIG SNAPS]
442
00:16:39,959 --> 00:16:41,167
[ALL GASPING]
443
00:16:47,542 --> 00:16:48,751
THIS IS EXACTLY
444
00:16:48,752 --> 00:16:49,959
WHAT MOMMY SAID WOULD HAPPEN!
445
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,125
I'M COMING, MOMMY!
446
00:16:52,167 --> 00:16:53,500
I'M COMING!
447
00:16:56,375 --> 00:16:57,334
[TWIG SNAPS]
448
00:16:57,375 --> 00:16:58,542
WHO'S THERE?
449
00:16:58,584 --> 00:16:59,626
[♪♪♪]
450
00:17:01,751 --> 00:17:03,459
AN ALIEN!
451
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:04,751
ADAM WAS RIGHT!
452
00:17:04,752 --> 00:17:06,000
WE'RE UNDER ATTACK.
453
00:17:06,042 --> 00:17:08,959
LET ME HANDLE THIS.
454
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,959
- GLAR BAKK
- CHA SHAR GRAAA!
455
00:17:12,667 --> 00:17:15,876
YOU SPEAK KLINGON?
456
00:17:15,918 --> 00:17:17,459
ACTUALLY, I'M FLUENT
457
00:17:17,460 --> 00:17:19,000
IN 12 ALIEN LANGUAGES,
458
00:17:19,042 --> 00:17:20,459
INCLUDING WOOKIEE, TRIBBLE,
459
00:17:20,460 --> 00:17:21,876
MELMACIAN, AND NA'VI.
460
00:17:24,584 --> 00:17:26,185
- [ROBOTICALLY]:
- GREETINGS, EARTHLINGS.
461
00:17:27,250 --> 00:17:28,626
OH, IT SPEAKS ENGLISH.
462
00:17:28,667 --> 00:17:29,667
DO YOU KNOW THAT ONE?
463
00:17:32,250 --> 00:17:33,792
- I HAVE JOURNEYED
- FROM THE STARS
464
00:17:33,834 --> 00:17:35,792
WITH A SINGLE PURPOSE...
465
00:17:35,834 --> 00:17:38,209
- TO TEACH YOU
- ABOUT SCIENCE AND ASTRONOMY...
466
00:17:38,250 --> 00:17:39,959
SPECIFICALLY METEORS
467
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,480
AND THEIR UNIQUE
468
00:17:41,481 --> 00:17:42,959
METALLURGICAL PROPERTIES.
469
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,125
WILL YOU JOIN ME
470
00:17:44,126 --> 00:17:45,250
ON THIS PATH TO DISCOVERY?
471
00:17:47,417 --> 00:17:48,417
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
472
00:17:48,459 --> 00:17:49,667
HE SEEMS HARMLESS ENOUGH.
473
00:17:49,709 --> 00:17:51,417
BORING, BUT HARMLESS.
474
00:17:52,959 --> 00:17:55,209
HARMLESS?
475
00:17:55,250 --> 00:17:57,101
- DID YOU SEE HOW THOSE MARTIANS
- TREATED POOR SANTA?
476
00:17:57,125 --> 00:17:59,083
NO...
477
00:17:59,125 --> 00:18:00,626
[SLOWLY]: I COME IN PEACE.
478
00:18:02,876 --> 00:18:04,209
THAT'S ALIEN CODE
479
00:18:04,210 --> 00:18:05,542
FOR "CONQUER EARTH
480
00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:06,643
- AND USE HUMANS
- AS A POWER SOURCE."
481
00:18:06,667 --> 00:18:08,000
GET HIM!
482
00:18:08,042 --> 00:18:09,626
WAIT! NO! NO...
483
00:18:09,667 --> 00:18:10,667
NO, I'M REALLY JUST...
484
00:18:13,918 --> 00:18:15,417
HE'S AWAKE.
485
00:18:15,459 --> 00:18:16,876
THEN, IT'S TIME.
486
00:18:16,918 --> 00:18:19,542
TO... LET ME GO?
487
00:18:19,584 --> 00:18:22,250
NO. FOR THE ALIEN AUTOPSY.
488
00:18:22,292 --> 00:18:24,314
NOW, HOLD OPEN HIS JAW
489
00:18:24,315 --> 00:18:26,334
SO WE CAN REMOVE HIS TONGUE.
490
00:18:26,375 --> 00:18:30,542
STOP! AH! IT'S ME, ADAM!
491
00:18:30,584 --> 00:18:32,500
- I THINK IT JUST SAID
- ITS NAME IS ADAM.
492
00:18:34,250 --> 00:18:35,626
THAT'S ADAM'S NAME.
493
00:18:38,876 --> 00:18:40,230
HE'D BE PROUD OF US
494
00:18:40,231 --> 00:18:41,584
FOR DOING A DISSECTION.
495
00:18:41,626 --> 00:18:43,084
[SIGHS]: TOO BAD
496
00:18:43,085 --> 00:18:44,542
HE'S NOT HERE.
497
00:18:44,584 --> 00:18:46,667
SERIOUSLY, IT'S ME, ADAM.
498
00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:48,584
DERBY, THIS IS YOUR COSTUME.
499
00:18:48,626 --> 00:18:50,334
I GOT IT OUT OF YOUR LOCKER.
500
00:18:50,375 --> 00:18:51,522
YOU WORE IT FOR HALLOWEEN
501
00:18:51,523 --> 00:18:52,667
THREE YEARS IN A ROW.
502
00:18:52,709 --> 00:18:54,667
- WOW, YOU'VE REALLY
- DONE YOUR RESEARCH.
503
00:18:54,709 --> 00:18:56,626
- I'M IMPRESSED,
- STRANGE VISITOR.
504
00:18:56,667 --> 00:18:58,334
ENOUGH TALK!
505
00:18:58,375 --> 00:18:59,938
TIME TO CUT OPEN
506
00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:01,500
THIS CREATURE'S CHEST.
507
00:19:01,542 --> 00:19:02,626
[ADAM-ALIEN SCREAMS]
508
00:19:06,626 --> 00:19:09,626
[EVERYONE BUT ADAM LAUGHS]
509
00:19:09,667 --> 00:19:11,417
- WHY ARE WE
- ALL LAUGHING?
510
00:19:11,459 --> 00:19:13,334
- IT'S WORSE
- THAN WE THOUGHT.
511
00:19:13,375 --> 00:19:14,605
THEY CAN REMOVE THEIR SKIN
512
00:19:14,606 --> 00:19:15,834
AND LOOK LIKE US.
513
00:19:15,876 --> 00:19:18,667
VERY FUNNY. YOU GOT ME.
514
00:19:18,709 --> 00:19:20,829
- YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN
- THE FEAR IN YOUR EYES. CLASSIC!
515
00:19:22,834 --> 00:19:25,125
OKAY...
516
00:19:25,167 --> 00:19:26,417
EVEN I HAVE TO ADMIT
517
00:19:26,418 --> 00:19:27,667
THAT WAS MORE EXCITING
518
00:19:27,709 --> 00:19:29,852
- THAN WATCHING A HUNK OF ROCK
- FLOAT HARMLESSLY THROUGH SPACE.
519
00:19:29,876 --> 00:19:32,876
SWEET MARTIAN MAGMA!
520
00:19:32,918 --> 00:19:34,393
- THE METEOR
- REALLY HAS CHANGED COURSE.
521
00:19:34,417 --> 00:19:35,334
IT'S HEADING RIGHT FOR US.
522
00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:36,375
LET ME SEE!
523
00:19:36,417 --> 00:19:38,542
OH, NO!
524
00:19:38,584 --> 00:19:39,834
- THERE MUST
- BE SOME MISTAKE.
525
00:19:39,876 --> 00:19:41,709
I'LL CLEAR THIS UP.
526
00:19:45,667 --> 00:19:47,792
OH. INTERESTING.
527
00:19:47,834 --> 00:19:49,459
IT IS HEADED RIGHT FOR US.
528
00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:51,959
IT'S HEADED RIGHT FOR US!
529
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,518
- BET YOU ALL WISH YOU HAD
- A BUCKET LIST NOW.
530
00:19:53,542 --> 00:19:54,542
I DON'T NEED ONE.
531
00:19:54,584 --> 00:19:55,810
- THERE'S ONLY ONE THING
- I WANT TO DO
532
00:19:55,834 --> 00:19:56,834
BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.
533
00:19:56,876 --> 00:19:58,459
ECHO, I LOVE...
534
00:19:58,500 --> 00:19:59,626
[THWACK]
535
00:19:59,667 --> 00:20:01,667
[THUD]
536
00:20:01,709 --> 00:20:02,793
I BET HE WAS GOING TO SAY
537
00:20:02,794 --> 00:20:03,876
"S'MORES."
538
00:20:03,918 --> 00:20:05,001
I MEAN, WHO DOESN'T
539
00:20:05,002 --> 00:20:06,083
LOVE S'MORES?
540
00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:12,727
- I GUESS THE METEOR MOSTLY BURNED
- UP IN EARTH'S ATMOSPHERE.
541
00:20:12,751 --> 00:20:14,500
LUCKY FOR MR. YOUNG.
542
00:20:14,542 --> 00:20:16,334
IF IT WAS ANY BIGGER,
543
00:20:16,375 --> 00:20:17,626
IT WOULD HAVE CAVED HIS HEAD IN
544
00:20:17,627 --> 00:20:18,876
LIKE A CANTALOUPE
545
00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:20,168
AND SPLATTERED
546
00:20:20,169 --> 00:20:21,417
HIS BRAINS EVERYWHERE.
547
00:20:21,459 --> 00:20:23,584
ALTHOUGH, ON THE PLUS SIDE,
548
00:20:23,626 --> 00:20:26,106
- IT WOULD'VE HAD A GREAT STORY
- TO TELL AT OUR NEXT CAMPFIRE.
549
00:20:26,709 --> 00:20:28,417
I GOTTA SAY...
550
00:20:28,459 --> 00:20:30,167
YOU SCARE ME A LITTLE.
551
00:20:36,959 --> 00:20:38,709
[CLOPPING LIGHTLY]
552
00:20:38,751 --> 00:20:41,667
YOU IN TROUBLE NOW.
553
00:20:41,709 --> 00:20:43,668
THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID
554
00:20:43,669 --> 00:20:45,626
SIX HOURS AGO.
555
00:20:45,667 --> 00:20:46,792
[LANCES THRUST]
556
00:20:46,834 --> 00:20:47,876
[ELECTRONIC FOE GRUNTS]
557
00:20:47,918 --> 00:20:49,918
[CHARACTER DIES]
558
00:20:49,959 --> 00:20:50,751
- [GAME VOICE]:
- WINNER: RED KNIGHT!
559
00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:53,792
BEST 351 OUT OF 700?
560
00:20:53,834 --> 00:20:55,751
YOU'RE ON.
561
00:20:55,792 --> 00:20:57,209
- [GAME VOICE]:
- GAME... OVER!
562
00:20:57,250 --> 00:20:58,751
[TRUMPET FANFARE PLAYS]
563
00:20:58,792 --> 00:21:01,125
OH, NO...
564
00:21:01,167 --> 00:21:02,417
WE MAX OUT ALL
565
00:21:02,418 --> 00:21:03,667
THE GAME LEVELS!
566
00:21:03,709 --> 00:21:05,709
NOW HOW WE DECIDE
567
00:21:05,751 --> 00:21:06,938
WHO IS TRUE...
568
00:21:06,939 --> 00:21:08,125
♪ LORD OF THE LANCE? ♪♪
569
00:21:08,167 --> 00:21:10,709
I HAVE AN IDEA.
570
00:21:10,751 --> 00:21:12,709
[♪♪♪]
571
00:21:12,751 --> 00:21:14,709
[TRUMPET FANFARE PLAYS]
572
00:21:16,834 --> 00:21:18,709
[KA-CHUNK]
573
00:21:18,751 --> 00:21:19,751
[THUD]
574
00:21:41,542 --> 00:21:42,943
- YEAH, I DON'T EVEN
- WANT TO KNOW.
575
00:21:46,751 --> 00:21:47,959
[WHINNIES]
576
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,626
[NEIGHS]
577
00:21:49,667 --> 00:21:51,000
[♪♪♪]
578
00:21:51,042 --> 00:21:52,167
[CLANG]
579
00:21:52,209 --> 00:21:54,584
[CRASHING THUD]
580
00:21:54,626 --> 00:21:55,667
[DANG ROARS]: HUZZAH!
581
00:22:03,876 --> 00:22:05,042
[KA-CHINK]
582
00:22:05,083 --> 00:22:06,667
HA!
583
00:22:06,709 --> 00:22:08,292
I WIN!
584
00:22:08,334 --> 00:22:11,584
[SQUEALS]: PRINCESS IS MINE!
585
00:22:11,626 --> 00:22:13,000
HA!
586
00:22:13,042 --> 00:22:14,876
BEST TWO OUT OF THREE?
587
00:22:14,918 --> 00:22:16,792
OKAY.
588
00:22:16,834 --> 00:22:19,125
[LAUGHTER]
589
00:22:21,792 --> 00:22:22,792
[♪♪♪]
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