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IVY, WHY THE LONG FACE?
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I'M TOTALLY DEPRESSED,
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AND YOU CHOOSE NOW
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- TO CRITICIZE
- THE SHAPE OF MY HEAD?
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I MEANT, WHY SO GLUM?
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- I GOT A WARNING LETTER
- FROM THE SCHOOL.
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- IF I DON'T COMPLETE
- MY COMMUNITY VOLUNTEER HOURS,
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I CAN'T GRADUATE.
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- HOW MANY HOURS
- DO YOU HAVE LEFT?
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ALL OF THEM.
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- IT'S BEEN A SLOW
- COUPLE OF YEARS
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FOR HELPING OTHERS.
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- WELL, I COULD USE
- AN EXTRA SET OF HANDS
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AT THE SCHOOL CARNIVAL.
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FORGET IT.
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- I CAN'T BE SEEN HELPING OTHERS
- IN FRONT OF PEOPLE I KNOW.
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YOU COULD WEAR A DISGUISE.
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- EVERY CARNIVAL
- NEEDS A CLOWN,
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AND, UH... [CHUCKLES]
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- YOU ALREADY
- HAVE THE EXPERIENCE.
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I'LL DO IT!
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WHAT?
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I THINK
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THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
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- AND I KNOW JUST WHERE
- TO GET THE CLOWNIEST OUTFIT
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- WITH THE MOST
- RIDICULOUS COLOURS.
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- MOM, IF YOU NEED ME,
- I'LL BE IN YOUR CLOSET.
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- OH, UM, YOU KNOW
- I DON'T LIKE MY PANCAKES
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TOO FLUFFY.
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OH, THIS ISN'T FOR YOU.
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- IT'S A LITTLE SOMETHING
- I'M WHIPPING UP
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FOR THE CARNIVAL.
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- WOW, YOU'RE REALLY INTO IT
- THIS YEAR.
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MY JOB IS TO MAKE SURE
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IT'S A BIG MONEYMAKER.
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- DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE KEY
- TO THAT IS?
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LONG-FACED CLOWNS?
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[IVY]: I HEARD THAT!
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$40 CORN DOGS.
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- WHY WOULD ANYONE PAY $40
- FOR A CORN DOG?
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[STRAINING] THIS IS WHY.
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[SHOUTING, CRASHING]
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OW! MOM!
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- I'M SURE CORN DOGS
- HAVE KILLED A LOT OF PEOPLE,
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- BUT IT'S USUALLY
- MORE OF A CHOLESTEROL THING.
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OH, OW!
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[GROANING]
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- MOM, ARE YOU JUST
- GOING TO STAND THERE?
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OH, OF COURSE NOT.
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- I'M GOING TO COLLECT
- MY 40 BUCKS.
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[BILLS CRINKLING]
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♪ GOODBYE, SUMMER
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HELLO, FALL ♪
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- ♪ WE'VE BEEN TRYING
- TO GET HERE ♪
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♪ SINCE WE BOTH
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WERE BARELY TWO FEET TALL ♪
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♪ WHO YOU CALLING "KID"? ♪
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♪ WHO YOU CALLING "KID"? ♪
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♪ WHO YOU CALLING "KID"? ♪
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- ♪ COULD CALL ME
- WHAT YOU WANT ♪
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♪ BUT I WON'T HEAR A WORD WHERE
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I AM HID ♪
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♪ WHO YOU CALLING "KID"? ♪♪
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FINALLY.
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- I THOUGHT YOUR CLASS
- WOULD NEVER END.
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- YOU DIDN'T FIND MY LECTURE
- ON SEDIMENT TRANSPORT
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EDIFYING?
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- IS THAT A FANCY
- SCIENCE WORD
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FOR "BORING"?
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THEN YES, I DID.
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REALLY, REALLY EDIFYING.
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YOU NEARLY EDIFIED ME TO DEATH.
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ARE YOU TRYING
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TO TELL ME
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- THAT THE MOVEMENT
- OF SOLID PARTICLES,
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- DUE TO A COMBINATION
- OF THE FORCE OF GRAVITY
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ACTING ON THE SEDIMENT
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- AND / OR THE MOVEMENT
- OF THE FLUID
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- IN WHICH THE SEDIMENT
- IS ENTRAINED
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IS NOT ENGROSSING?
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[SNORING]
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DERBY?
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[MOANS SLEEPILY]
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- [ECHO]: HEY, CHLOE.
- CHECK THIS OUT.
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- DOESN'T THIS
- LOOK LIKE FUN?
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HEY, ECHO.
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OH!
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AND YOU MUST BE...
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REVERB.
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HEY, ADAM.
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- I WAS JUST SHOWING
- MY LITTLE SISTER CHLOE
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AROUND THE SCHOOL.
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YOU HAVE A SISTER?
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- I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING ABOUT HER
- IN YOUR FILE,
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- AND I'VE COMBED OVER THAT THING
- HUNDREDS OF...
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ONCE.
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I VOLUNTEER
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- FOR THE LOCAL
- BIG SISTER PROGRAM.
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- CHLOE AND I SPEND
- AN EVENING TOGETHER
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EACH WEEK.
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- ECHO TOOK ME
- TO SEE AVATAR.
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THEN AVATAR IN 3D.
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THEN AVATAR
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AT THE IMAX.
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TONIGHT WE'RE GOING TO WATCH
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THE BLU-RAY.
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I HEAR THERE'S SEVEN SECONDS
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OF ADDITIONAL FOOTAGE.
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WOW, THAT SOUNDS GREAT.
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[EXCITEDLY] IT IS!
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[QUIETLY, PLEADING] HELP ME.
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- I JUST LOVE
- BEING A BIG SISTER.
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THAT'S WHY I DO IT!
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- [ADAM CHUCKLES
- NERVOUSLY]
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I MEAN, I'M NOT A BIG SISTER,
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I'M A BIG...
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TH-THE OTHER ONE.
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BROTHER?
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THAT'S IT.
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I LOVE KIDS.
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AWESOME.
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- HEY, CHLOE AND I ARE GOING
- TO THE CARNIVAL TOMORROW.
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- WHY DON'T YOU BRING
- YOUR LITTLE BROTHER
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- AND WE CAN ALL
- SPEND THE DAY TOGETHER?
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YES.
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YES!
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- [LAUGHS AWKWARDLY] I WILL BRING
- MY LITTLE BROTHER...
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THAT I HAVE.
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TO THE CARNIVAL...
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THAT I'M GOING TO.
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WITH MY LITTLE BROTHER.
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GREAT.
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WELL, SEE YOU.
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OR AS THE NA'VI SAY...
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CHLOE?
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KEE-YAY-VAH-MAY.
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SERIOUSLY, HELP ME!
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[DERBY TALKS
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[IN HIS SLEEP]
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DERBY!
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[GROGGILY] HUH?
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- I NEED YOUR HELP
- GETTING A LITTLE BROTHER.
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I'M GAME IF YOUR MOM IS.
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RELAX.
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ONCE WE GET THIS
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APPLICATION FILLED OUT,
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- THEY'LL MATCH YOU WITH
- A LITTLE BROTHER IN NO TIME.
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NAME?
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- I DON'T KNOW,
- CHIP OR SPARKY?
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SOMETHING CUTE.
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NOT THE KID'S NAME!
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YOUR NAME.
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ADAM YOUNG.
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PREOCCUPATION: ECHO.
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IT SAYS "OCCUPATION."
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OH.
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MEDICAL HISTORY?
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- WOW, I DON'T EVEN KNOW
- WHERE TO BEGIN.
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I MEAN,
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- ALEXANDER FLEMING'S
- DISCOVERY OF PENICILLIN
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IN 1928
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- WAS A MAJOR ACHIEVEMENT,
- NO QUESTION,
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BUT FOR MY MONEY,
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- NOTHING
- REVOLUTIONIZED HEALTHCARE
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LIKE HUNGARIAN PHYSICIAN
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IGNAZ SEMMELWEIS'S
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- ACCIDENTAL DISCOVERY
- THAT HAND-WASHING...
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YOUR MEDICAL HISTORY!
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YOU KNOW WHAT,
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- I'LL JUST FILL IN THE REST
- MYSELF.
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NO... NO...
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YES...
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HE'D BETTER NOT.
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OKAY.
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THAT SHOULD DO IT.
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AND... SENT!
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- CONGRATULATIONS,
- YOU'RE OFFICIALLY A BIG BROTHER.
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- THIS IS GOING
- TO BE GREAT.
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MY LITTLE BROTHER AND I
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ARE GOING TO HAVE
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NON-STOP FUN.
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- OBVIOUSLY WE'RE GOING
- TO TAKE SHORT BREAKS
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- TO APPRECIATE HOW MUCH FUN
- WE'RE HAVING.
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BUT THEN IT'S RIGHT BACK TO FUN.
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DERBY?
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- YOU'RE SIGNING UP
- TO BE A BIG BROTHER?
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NO. A LITTLE SISTER.
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HOW DO I REQUEST A BLONDE?
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
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YOU LIKE THESE THINGS.
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- WHAT'S SO THRILLING
- ABOUT BECOMING A HUMAN STAIN
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BECAUSE SOME GLASS-EYED CARNY
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FORGOT TO TIGHTEN A FEW BOLTS
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ON A DILAPIDATED RIDE?
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- NOT TO MENTION
- THE GAMES ARE FIXED
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AND THE FOOD IS... HEAVY.
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STEP RIGHT UP!
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YOU WILL BE ASTONISHED
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BY THE GIANT MAN EATING CHICKEN!
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OVER SIX FEET TALL!
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ONLY $20 A HEAD!
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HOW 'BOUT YOU, SIR?
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UH, I DON'T KNOW,
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- IT DOESN'T SEEM
- VERY BELIEVABLE,
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- CONSIDERING CHICKENS
- AREN'T CARNIVORES
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AND, ACCORDING TO
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THIS POULTRY CHART,
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EVEN ROASTERS DON'T WEIGH MORE
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THAN SEVEN OR EIGHT POUNDS.
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HEY, WHAT TIME
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IS MY BREAK?
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WHEN I SAY SO!
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- NOW, GET BACK
- IN THERE.
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OHH!
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GIANT MAN.
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EATING CHICKEN.
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MOM, THAT'S A SCAM.
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SHH! KEEP IT DOWN.
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I'VE GOT A SIDESHOW TO RUN.
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NO REFUNDS.
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KEEP WALKING.
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- I CAN SEE WHERE
- YOU GET YOUR GENIUS.
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I WANTED THE PINK ONE!
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HANG ON A SECOND.
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BEAT IT,
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- BEFORE I SQUASH YOU
- WITH MY SIZE 25s.
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SAY "CHEESE."
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[CHUCKLING]
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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FOR YOUR RESUME.
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LET'S FACE IT,
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- YOUR BEST CHANCE
- AT HIGHER EDUCATION
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IS CLOWN COLLEGE.
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I MEAN,
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NOT ONE OF THE GOOD
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CLOWN COLLEGES.
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A CLOWN PARTY SCHOOL.
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I SAID, BEAT IT!
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SO WHERE'S YOUR LITTLE BROTHER?
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- HE WAS SUPPOSED TO MEET ME
- RIGHT HERE.
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HIS NAME IS DESMOND.
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I'M DESMOND.
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ARE YOU ADAM?
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Y-YEAH...
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YOU MUST BE MY BIG BROTHER.
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THESE ARE FOR YOU.
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YO, THANKS, BIG BRO.
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[UNCERTAIN CHUCKLE]
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THESE BALLOONS ARE TIGHT.
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- I'VE ALWAYS WANTED
- A BIG BROTHER.
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- SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT
- TO DO FIRST, BIG BRO?
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PUT ON COWBOY HATS?
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- TAKE AN
- OLD-TIMEY PHOTO?
254
00:08:17,083 --> 00:08:18,918
COME ON,
255
00:08:18,959 --> 00:08:20,876
- YOU PROMISED ME
- NON-STOP FUN.
256
00:08:20,918 --> 00:08:22,834
- YEAH... C-CAN WE JUST
- HAVE A MINUTE?
257
00:08:22,876 --> 00:08:24,042
BECAUSE ONCE THE FUN STARTS,
258
00:08:24,083 --> 00:08:25,324
- THERE'LL BE NO TIME
- TO STOP.
259
00:08:27,918 --> 00:08:29,351
- MY LITTLE BROTHER
- IS NOT SO LITTLE!
260
00:08:29,375 --> 00:08:30,667
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
261
00:08:33,209 --> 00:08:34,518
- OKAY, I THINK
- I SEE THE PROBLEM.
262
00:08:34,542 --> 00:08:35,417
- WHEN WE PUT
- YOUR OCCUPATION DOWN
263
00:08:35,459 --> 00:08:36,834
AS TEACHER,
264
00:08:36,876 --> 00:08:37,918
THEY MUST HAVE ASSUMED
265
00:08:37,919 --> 00:08:38,959
YOU WERE OLDER.
266
00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:40,250
OR MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE
267
00:08:40,251 --> 00:08:41,500
YOU TYPED MY AGE IN AS 41
268
00:08:41,542 --> 00:08:42,542
INSTEAD OF 14.
269
00:08:43,959 --> 00:08:45,626
WHO CAN REALLY KNOW?
270
00:08:45,667 --> 00:08:46,667
ADAM!
271
00:08:48,626 --> 00:08:50,042
HEY, ECHO.
272
00:08:50,083 --> 00:08:51,209
IS THIS YOUR LITTLE BROTHER?
273
00:08:51,250 --> 00:08:52,584
NO, I'M DERBY,
274
00:08:52,626 --> 00:08:54,542
HIS LITTLE FRIEND.
275
00:08:54,584 --> 00:08:56,584
WOULD YOU BUY ME A TREAT?
276
00:08:56,626 --> 00:08:58,125
SORRY, I SPENT ALL MY MONEY
277
00:08:58,167 --> 00:08:59,976
- ON SEEING THE MAN EATING CHICKEN
- THREE TIMES.
278
00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:00,959
THE FIRST TIME IS PURE SCAM.
279
00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:02,667
THE SECOND TIME,
280
00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:03,810
- YOU APPRECIATE THE AUDACITY
- OF THE SCAM.
281
00:09:03,834 --> 00:09:05,542
THE THIRD TIME,
282
00:09:05,584 --> 00:09:07,147
YOU REALIZE
283
00:09:07,148 --> 00:09:08,709
THIS GUY REALLY ENJOYS CHICKEN.
284
00:09:08,751 --> 00:09:10,431
- THAT'S OKAY,
- I KNOW WHERE TO GET MONEY.
285
00:09:12,042 --> 00:09:13,459
AWW...
286
00:09:15,375 --> 00:09:16,792
THANKS.
287
00:09:16,834 --> 00:09:18,751
COME ON, DERBY.
288
00:09:18,792 --> 00:09:19,584
- BRING ME BACK
- THE CHANGE.
289
00:09:19,626 --> 00:09:20,689
DON'T HOLD
290
00:09:20,690 --> 00:09:21,751
YOUR BREATH.
291
00:09:21,792 --> 00:09:22,584
- SO WHERE'S YOUR
- LITTLE BROTHER?
292
00:09:22,626 --> 00:09:24,083
HE COULDN'T MAKE IT.
293
00:09:24,125 --> 00:09:25,500
FOUND HIS REAL FATHER.
294
00:09:25,542 --> 00:09:27,751
AMAZING TRUE STORY,
295
00:09:27,792 --> 00:09:29,018
- SOON TO BE
- A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE,
296
00:09:29,042 --> 00:09:30,834
STARRING WILL AND JADEN SMITH.
297
00:09:30,876 --> 00:09:31,876
HEY, BIG BRO.
298
00:09:33,751 --> 00:09:35,209
- AND THIS IS
- THE LITTLE BROTHER
299
00:09:35,250 --> 00:09:36,459
- THEY REPLACED HIM
- WITH.
300
00:09:36,500 --> 00:09:38,209
DESMOND.
301
00:09:38,250 --> 00:09:39,751
NICE TO MEET YOU, DESMOND.
302
00:09:39,792 --> 00:09:40,584
[DEEP VOICE]: CALL ME DES,
303
00:09:40,626 --> 00:09:41,918
SWEET THING.
304
00:09:41,959 --> 00:09:43,101
- CAN I GET YOU
- A ROOT BEER?
305
00:09:43,125 --> 00:09:43,918
SURE.
306
00:09:43,959 --> 00:09:45,500
YO, BIG BRO.
307
00:09:45,542 --> 00:09:46,876
I'MA NEED 60 BUCKS.
308
00:09:52,083 --> 00:09:53,250
[SLURPING]
309
00:09:56,167 --> 00:09:57,500
THIS WAS SUCH A MISTAKE.
310
00:09:57,542 --> 00:09:59,042
I KNOW.
311
00:09:59,083 --> 00:10:01,959
60 BUCKS FOR A SODA.
312
00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:03,209
NO, FOR ANOTHER 40,
313
00:10:03,210 --> 00:10:04,417
I COULD HAVE GOTTEN A LARGE.
314
00:10:06,125 --> 00:10:07,042
PLAY TIME!
315
00:10:07,083 --> 00:10:09,334
[ALL SCREAMING]
316
00:10:09,375 --> 00:10:11,188
NOBODY EVER JUST SAY,
317
00:10:11,189 --> 00:10:13,000
"HELLO, DANG.
318
00:10:13,042 --> 00:10:15,167
"NICE TO SEE YOU.
319
00:10:15,209 --> 00:10:18,042
NEW COVERALLS?"
320
00:10:18,083 --> 00:10:20,542
SO, WHO MAN ENOUGH
321
00:10:20,584 --> 00:10:22,209
- TO WIN STUFFED
- LEAF MONKEY?
322
00:10:22,250 --> 00:10:24,125
PIECE OF CAKE.
323
00:10:24,167 --> 00:10:26,000
- THESE CARNIVAL GAMES
- MAY LOOK EASY,
324
00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:27,602
- BUT THEY'RE ACTUALLY RIGGED
- IN FAVOUR OF THE HOUSE.
325
00:10:27,626 --> 00:10:28,751
YOU GOT PROOF,
326
00:10:28,792 --> 00:10:29,959
SHRIMP PUFF?
327
00:10:31,667 --> 00:10:33,709
I RUN CLEAN GAME.
328
00:10:33,751 --> 00:10:35,542
SURE YOU DO.
329
00:10:35,584 --> 00:10:36,731
THE KEY TO WINNING
330
00:10:36,732 --> 00:10:37,876
A "CLEAN" GAME
331
00:10:37,918 --> 00:10:40,125
IS TO USE SCIENCE.
332
00:10:40,167 --> 00:10:42,000
- BASED ON THE DIAMETER
- OF THIS BALL
333
00:10:42,042 --> 00:10:43,268
- IN RELATION
- TO THE CIRCUMFERENCE
334
00:10:43,292 --> 00:10:45,000
OF THE NET'S RIM,
335
00:10:45,042 --> 00:10:46,685
- IT'S CLEAR A HIGH,
- ARCING SHOT IS REQUIRED.
336
00:10:46,709 --> 00:10:47,939
NOW, IT'S A SIMPLE MATTER
337
00:10:47,940 --> 00:10:49,167
OF PHYSICS,
338
00:10:49,209 --> 00:10:50,209
FACTORING IN VELOCITY,
339
00:10:50,210 --> 00:10:51,210
ANGLE OF RELEASE,
340
00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:52,560
- TRAJECTORY
- OF THE BALL, AND...
341
00:10:52,584 --> 00:10:53,626
WIND.
342
00:10:57,584 --> 00:10:59,000
[GLASS SMASHING]
343
00:11:01,209 --> 00:11:03,042
NOTHIN' BUT GLASS.
344
00:11:03,083 --> 00:11:04,459
HMM.
345
00:11:04,500 --> 00:11:05,500
NO!
346
00:11:07,459 --> 00:11:09,083
THAT MY FAVOURITE WINDOW!
347
00:11:11,876 --> 00:11:13,188
I USE ONLY FINEST
348
00:11:13,189 --> 00:11:14,500
NORWEGIAN GLASS CLEANER.
349
00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:19,042
I EVEN GIVE HER NAME.
350
00:11:19,083 --> 00:11:21,584
FAREWELL, SUSAN.
351
00:11:24,834 --> 00:11:26,500
YOU LOSE. PAY UP!
352
00:11:26,542 --> 00:11:27,852
- BUT I ALREADY PAID
- FOR THE THROW.
353
00:11:27,876 --> 00:11:29,876
NOT FOR THROW.
354
00:11:29,918 --> 00:11:31,292
FOR SUSAN.
355
00:11:34,542 --> 00:11:36,584
HOW ABOUT YOU, STRETCH?
356
00:11:39,250 --> 00:11:41,209
THE LADY STILL HOLD
357
00:11:41,210 --> 00:11:43,167
NO LEAF MONKEY IN HER ARMS.
358
00:11:43,209 --> 00:11:44,605
HOW SHE GO TO SLEEP
359
00:11:44,606 --> 00:11:46,000
AT NIGHT?
360
00:11:46,042 --> 00:11:47,334
I'LL GIVE IT A SHOT.
361
00:11:47,375 --> 00:11:48,918
PAY THE MAN, BIG BRO.
362
00:11:48,959 --> 00:11:50,042
[ADAM SIGHS]
363
00:11:52,167 --> 00:11:53,167
[BILLS CRINKLE]
364
00:11:55,334 --> 00:11:57,125
- GOOD LUCK,
- "LITTLE BRO,"
365
00:11:57,167 --> 00:11:58,487
- BUT YOU'VE GOT
- NO CHANCE OF...
366
00:12:01,542 --> 00:12:03,001
WINNER, WINNER,
367
00:12:03,002 --> 00:12:04,459
CHICKEN DINNER!
368
00:12:09,417 --> 00:12:10,876
- IT'S JUST
- AN EXPRESSION, TIM.
369
00:12:10,918 --> 00:12:12,250
BACK TO WORK.
370
00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:18,375
THIS IS SO NICE.
371
00:12:18,417 --> 00:12:19,959
JUST THE TWO OF US,
372
00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:21,500
SHARING OUR FIRST CORN DOG.
373
00:12:21,542 --> 00:12:23,584
[CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYING]
374
00:12:23,626 --> 00:12:25,459
THIS WILL ALWAYS BE OUR SONG.
375
00:12:27,125 --> 00:12:28,334
DERBY?
376
00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:31,375
DERBY!
377
00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:33,751
DERBY!
378
00:12:33,792 --> 00:12:35,250
THERE YOU ARE!
379
00:12:35,292 --> 00:12:36,459
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
380
00:12:36,500 --> 00:12:37,334
YOU LEFT ME ALL ALONE!
381
00:12:37,375 --> 00:12:38,576
- I JUST WENT
- TO GET MUSTARD.
382
00:12:40,125 --> 00:12:42,334
I THOUGHT YOU'D LEFT ME.
383
00:12:42,375 --> 00:12:45,292
YOU'D NEVER LEAVE ME, RIGHT?
384
00:12:45,334 --> 00:12:47,375
I... GUESS...
385
00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:50,813
OH, I COULD NEVER
386
00:12:50,814 --> 00:12:52,125
STAY MAD AT YOU,
387
00:12:52,167 --> 00:12:53,918
YOU BIG SILLY.
388
00:12:57,167 --> 00:12:58,167
[CHOMPING]
389
00:13:01,584 --> 00:13:02,918
- THAT WAS THE BIGGEST
- CORN DOG
390
00:13:02,959 --> 00:13:05,876
I'VE EVER EATEN.
391
00:13:05,918 --> 00:13:07,626
- DOESN'T EVEN CRACK
- MY TOP 10.
392
00:13:07,667 --> 00:13:09,626
OOH, BALLOON ANIMALS!
393
00:13:09,667 --> 00:13:10,667
GOODIE!
394
00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:14,250
COME ON, HONEY.
395
00:13:14,292 --> 00:13:15,751
I WANT A BUNNY.
396
00:13:15,792 --> 00:13:17,018
- THEN ANOTHER BUNNY,
- THEN A BABY BUNNY.
397
00:13:17,042 --> 00:13:18,042
I LOVE BUNNIES.
398
00:13:19,792 --> 00:13:20,792
I DON'T DO BUNNIES.
399
00:13:22,459 --> 00:13:24,209
HOW ABOUT A DOGGIE?
400
00:13:24,250 --> 00:13:25,209
THEN ANOTHER DOGGIE...
401
00:13:25,250 --> 00:13:26,375
I DON'T DO "DOGGIES."
402
00:13:28,250 --> 00:13:29,584
COME ON, IVY.
403
00:13:29,626 --> 00:13:31,000
WAIT A MINUTE.
404
00:13:31,042 --> 00:13:32,792
YOU KNOW HER?
405
00:13:32,834 --> 00:13:34,115
- WHAT'S GOING ON
- WITH YOU TWO?
406
00:13:35,083 --> 00:13:36,542
NOTHING.
407
00:13:36,584 --> 00:13:37,935
- THERE'S NOTHING GOING ON
- BETWEEN ME AND THIS CLOWN.
408
00:13:37,959 --> 00:13:40,375
YEAH.
409
00:13:40,417 --> 00:13:42,578
- THERE'S NOTHING GOING ON
- BETWEEN ME AND THIS CLOWN.
410
00:13:44,626 --> 00:13:45,626
THERE'D BETTER NOT BE.
411
00:13:47,626 --> 00:13:48,834
CHLOE, JUST RELAX.
412
00:13:48,876 --> 00:13:49,976
- SHE'LL MAKE YOU
- A BALLOON ANIMAL.
413
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,542
WHAT DO YOU MAKE?
414
00:13:51,584 --> 00:13:53,417
- I DO SNAKES,
- EELS, WORMS...
415
00:13:53,459 --> 00:13:54,000
CUTE LITTLE PIGLETS...
416
00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:55,375
OOH!
417
00:13:55,417 --> 00:13:56,537
IN THE FORM OF A SAUSAGE.
418
00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:01,250
ANOTHER ONE?
419
00:14:01,292 --> 00:14:02,643
- I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WON
- THE BASKETBALL TOSS...
420
00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:04,268
- AND THE COIN TOSS
- AND THE RING TOSS AND...
421
00:14:04,292 --> 00:14:05,292
WE GET IT.
422
00:14:06,334 --> 00:14:08,167
HE'S LUCKY.
423
00:14:08,209 --> 00:14:10,417
AND IT'S TRUE,
424
00:14:10,459 --> 00:14:11,959
I HAVEN'T WON ANY OF
425
00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:13,459
THE LUCK-BASED GAMES,
426
00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:15,084
BUT WHEN IT COMES TO A
427
00:14:15,085 --> 00:14:16,667
GAME OF SKILL, LIKE...
428
00:14:16,709 --> 00:14:18,709
MILK BOTTLE TOPPLE,
429
00:14:18,751 --> 00:14:19,709
- I'M YOUR MILK-BOTTLE-
- KNOCKING-DOWN
430
00:14:19,751 --> 00:14:21,167
KIND OF GUY.
431
00:14:23,209 --> 00:14:24,626
- MAYBE WE SHOULD
- JUST GO EAT.
432
00:14:24,667 --> 00:14:26,542
I'M GETTING HUNGRY.
433
00:14:26,584 --> 00:14:28,168
THEY HAVE BURRITOS
434
00:14:28,169 --> 00:14:29,751
THE SIZE OF SLEEPING BAGS.
435
00:14:29,792 --> 00:14:30,667
- I'M HUNGRY, TOO...
- HUNGRY FOR VICTORY,
436
00:14:30,709 --> 00:14:32,375
A HUNGER
437
00:14:32,417 --> 00:14:33,852
- THAT ONLY A POOR-QUALITY,
- SWEAT-SHOP MADE,
438
00:14:33,876 --> 00:14:35,042
FLAMMABLE STUFFED TOY
439
00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:36,083
CAN SATISFY.
440
00:14:38,125 --> 00:14:39,625
SO WHAT IF DESMOND
441
00:14:39,626 --> 00:14:41,125
WON EIGHT LEAF MONKEYS?
442
00:14:41,167 --> 00:14:43,459
NINE.
443
00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:45,661
- [QUIETLY] WHICH IS HOW OLD
- YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE.
444
00:14:47,542 --> 00:14:48,643
- HMM, WHERE'S THE GUY
- WHO WORKS HERE?
445
00:14:48,667 --> 00:14:49,584
WANT TO TRY LUCK?
446
00:14:49,626 --> 00:14:50,626
[BOTH SCREAM]
447
00:14:51,709 --> 00:14:53,167
DANG, I THOUGHT
448
00:14:53,209 --> 00:14:54,125
- YOU WERE WORKING
- THE BASKETBALL TOSS.
449
00:14:54,167 --> 00:14:55,167
I AM.
450
00:15:06,876 --> 00:15:08,076
AND I WORK MILK BOTTLE TOPPLE.
451
00:15:10,792 --> 00:15:12,542
[ADAM, HESITANTLY]: OKAY...
452
00:15:12,584 --> 00:15:13,751
HERE'S FIVE TICKETS.
453
00:15:13,792 --> 00:15:14,792
THANK YOU.
454
00:15:16,042 --> 00:15:17,351
- AREN'T YOU GOING
- TO GIVE ME THE BALLS?
455
00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:19,751
OH!
456
00:15:19,792 --> 00:15:21,292
I WAS TRYING TO SHORTEN PROCESS
457
00:15:21,293 --> 00:15:22,792
BETWEEN PAYMENT AND LOSING.
458
00:15:25,375 --> 00:15:26,936
- BUT IF YOU MARRIED
- TO HUMILIATION...
459
00:15:35,626 --> 00:15:37,667
NICE THROW...
460
00:15:37,709 --> 00:15:38,792
IF ARM BROKEN!
461
00:15:40,792 --> 00:15:43,375
OR MAYBE YOU JUST SO SENSITIVE
462
00:15:43,417 --> 00:15:45,188
YOU DON'T WANT TO HURT
463
00:15:45,189 --> 00:15:46,959
POOR BOTTLE?
464
00:15:49,042 --> 00:15:50,834
- THAT WAS A
- PRACTICE THROW.
465
00:15:50,876 --> 00:15:52,626
YOU KNOW,
466
00:15:52,667 --> 00:15:54,185
- IF YOU WANT A LEAF MONKEY
- THAT BADLY,
467
00:15:54,209 --> 00:15:55,393
- JUST GET DESMOND
- TO WIN YOU ONE.
468
00:15:55,417 --> 00:15:56,083
HE WON ME NINE.
469
00:15:56,125 --> 00:15:58,834
10!
470
00:15:58,876 --> 00:16:00,959
THAT'S IT.
471
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,751
- THIS ONE'S GOING
- DEAD CENTRE.
472
00:16:02,792 --> 00:16:03,834
[CLINK]
473
00:16:03,876 --> 00:16:05,959
UH, WHAT...
474
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,584
THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE!
475
00:16:07,626 --> 00:16:08,542
THIS GAME IS FIXED.
476
00:16:08,584 --> 00:16:10,959
NO.
477
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,201
THAT GUY WON FIVE MINUTES AGO.
478
00:16:18,042 --> 00:16:19,042
[♪♪♪]
479
00:16:21,125 --> 00:16:22,918
[♪♪♪]
480
00:16:22,959 --> 00:16:24,320
- LET'S GET OUT OF HERE,
- SWEETIE.
481
00:16:26,334 --> 00:16:28,101
- I DON'T WANT YOU HANGING AROUND
- WITH THIS MAN-STEALER!
482
00:16:28,125 --> 00:16:29,918
EXCUSE ME?
483
00:16:29,959 --> 00:16:31,334
- WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM,
- GIRLIE?
484
00:16:31,375 --> 00:16:33,709
YOU, CLOWN.
485
00:16:33,751 --> 00:16:35,834
[DERBY]: UH...
486
00:16:35,876 --> 00:16:37,836
- CHLOE, MAYBE WE SHOULD
- GET YOU BACK TO ECHO...
487
00:16:39,042 --> 00:16:40,709
- WHAT DOES DERBY
- SEE IN YOU?
488
00:16:40,751 --> 00:16:41,894
- THE ONLY THING LONGER
- THAN YOUR SHOES
489
00:16:41,918 --> 00:16:42,918
IS YOUR FACE.
490
00:16:45,959 --> 00:16:47,584
- OH, YOU DO NOT WANT
- TO GO THERE.
491
00:16:48,167 --> 00:16:49,959
HA!
492
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,481
- YOU WEREN'T EVEN CLOSE
- TO MY FOOT.
493
00:16:51,876 --> 00:16:53,334
[STIFLED GROAN]
494
00:16:53,375 --> 00:16:54,375
THAT WAS A LITTLE CLOSER.
495
00:16:55,876 --> 00:16:57,709
- SO THAT'S HOW
- YOU WANT TO PLAY?
496
00:16:57,751 --> 00:16:59,191
- LET'S SEE
- HOW YOU DEAL WITH THIS!
497
00:17:00,334 --> 00:17:01,626
[BALLOON SQUEAKING]
498
00:17:07,626 --> 00:17:08,626
[ROARS]
499
00:17:08,667 --> 00:17:10,459
WATCH IT!
500
00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:12,083
- [THUD] HEY!
- NOT THE CLOWN FACE!
501
00:17:12,125 --> 00:17:14,083
- WOW, I'VE NEVER HAD
- TWO WOMEN FIGHT OVER ME
502
00:17:14,125 --> 00:17:14,959
BEFORE!
503
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,500
[GRUNTING]
504
00:17:17,542 --> 00:17:19,351
- OF COURSE, ONE'S NOT A WOMAN
- AND THE OTHER ONE HATES ME,
505
00:17:19,375 --> 00:17:20,709
BUT STILL...
506
00:17:20,751 --> 00:17:22,292
OW! [CLOWN HORN HONKS]
507
00:17:22,334 --> 00:17:24,083
HIT ME AGAIN.
508
00:17:24,125 --> 00:17:25,834
COME ON, ADAM,
509
00:17:25,876 --> 00:17:27,834
- I THINK WE SHOULD GO
- CHECK ON CHLOE.
510
00:17:27,876 --> 00:17:29,351
- DERBY'S WITH HER.
- I'M SURE SHE'S FINE.
511
00:17:29,375 --> 00:17:30,125
- WHY ARE YOU
- SQUIRTING YOURSELF?
512
00:17:30,167 --> 00:17:31,626
[SQUIRT]
513
00:17:31,667 --> 00:17:32,417
- WHY ARE YOU
- SQUIRTING YOURSELF?
514
00:17:32,459 --> 00:17:33,459
[SQUIRT]
515
00:17:34,125 --> 00:17:35,334
[CLINK]
516
00:17:35,375 --> 00:17:36,772
OH! DID YOU
517
00:17:36,773 --> 00:17:38,167
SEE THAT?
518
00:17:38,209 --> 00:17:40,089
- THOSE BOTTLES ARE
- DEFINITELY STUCK TOGETHER!
519
00:17:41,375 --> 00:17:43,125
UH-OH.
520
00:17:43,167 --> 00:17:45,083
- I'M RIGHT,
- AREN'T I? GLUE.
521
00:17:45,125 --> 00:17:46,083
NO.
522
00:17:46,125 --> 00:17:47,334
BOTTLE VERY DUSTY.
523
00:17:54,375 --> 00:17:56,251
UNTIE ME RIGHT NOW
524
00:17:56,252 --> 00:17:58,125
OR I'LL TWIST YOU INTO A...
525
00:17:58,167 --> 00:17:59,460
WELL, I CAN ONLY REALLY
526
00:17:59,461 --> 00:18:00,751
DO A SNAKE.
527
00:18:02,876 --> 00:18:04,125
[STIFLED MOANS]
528
00:18:06,834 --> 00:18:08,209
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
529
00:18:08,250 --> 00:18:10,918
THEY'RE FIGHTING OVER ME.
530
00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:12,918
- I KNOW,
- I DON'T BELIEVE IT EITHER.
531
00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:14,585
I JUST WANTED
532
00:18:14,586 --> 00:18:16,209
A BALLOON ANIMAL,
533
00:18:16,250 --> 00:18:17,584
- BUT THIS CLOWN
- WAS MEAN TO ME.
534
00:18:17,626 --> 00:18:18,626
[SOBBING]
535
00:18:19,876 --> 00:18:21,167
THAT'S IT.
536
00:18:21,209 --> 00:18:22,792
YOU'RE FIRED.
537
00:18:22,834 --> 00:18:24,195
- YOU DON'T DESERVE
- THIS CHICKEN.
538
00:18:25,667 --> 00:18:26,667
WALK AWAY, TIM.
539
00:18:28,667 --> 00:18:29,959
WALK... AWAY.
540
00:18:34,792 --> 00:18:36,501
EASY! IT'S HARD
541
00:18:36,502 --> 00:18:38,209
TO WALK IN THESE SHOES.
542
00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:39,667
SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO
543
00:18:39,668 --> 00:18:41,083
NEXT?
544
00:18:41,125 --> 00:18:42,876
YEAH, I WAS THINKING
545
00:18:42,877 --> 00:18:44,626
OF HAVING A LITTLE ALONE TIME.
546
00:18:44,667 --> 00:18:46,417
GREAT.
547
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,083
- WE CAN HAVE ALONE TIME
- TOGETHER.
548
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,584
SURE, JUST LET ME GET MY...
549
00:18:55,292 --> 00:18:57,584
OOH, THAT'S CUTE.
550
00:18:57,626 --> 00:18:58,813
GANGWAY!
551
00:18:58,814 --> 00:19:00,000
CLOWN BIKE COMING THROUGH!
552
00:19:00,042 --> 00:19:01,042
ME NEXT!
553
00:19:02,250 --> 00:19:03,250
DERBY?
554
00:19:03,292 --> 00:19:04,500
[RINGS BIKE BELL]
555
00:19:04,542 --> 00:19:05,935
- YOU LOOK
- A LITTLE TOO COMFORTABLE
556
00:19:05,959 --> 00:19:07,167
ON THAT CLOWN'S BIKE!
557
00:19:09,626 --> 00:19:11,292
WHOO, THE SLINGSHOT.
558
00:19:11,334 --> 00:19:12,542
YOU'D NEVER CATCH ME
559
00:19:12,584 --> 00:19:13,709
ON THAT THING.
560
00:19:13,751 --> 00:19:14,792
MAYBE I'LL GIVE IT A SPIN.
561
00:19:16,417 --> 00:19:18,083
- REALLY? YOU'RE
- NOT SCARED?
562
00:19:18,125 --> 00:19:19,188
THESE RIDES
563
00:19:19,189 --> 00:19:20,250
ARE PERFECTLY SAFE.
564
00:19:20,292 --> 00:19:21,768
- IT'S NOT LIKE
- SOME GLASS-EYED CARNY
565
00:19:21,792 --> 00:19:22,976
- FORGOT TO TIGHTEN
- A FEW BOLTS.
566
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,000
YOU'RE DOING
567
00:19:24,001 --> 00:19:25,001
A GREAT JOB, CY.
568
00:19:25,042 --> 00:19:26,584
MY GLASS EYE!
569
00:19:26,626 --> 00:19:27,626
[EYEBALL BOUNCING]
570
00:19:35,250 --> 00:19:37,105
WAIT. I-I-I DON'T THINK
571
00:19:37,106 --> 00:19:38,959
I'M STRAPPED IN RIGHT.
572
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,542
[MECHANISM CLUNKS]
573
00:19:40,584 --> 00:19:44,167
WHOAAA!
574
00:19:44,209 --> 00:19:45,709
[SMASH]
575
00:19:50,375 --> 00:19:51,792
OH, COME ON!
576
00:19:53,417 --> 00:19:54,751
OH, MY GOSH.
577
00:19:54,792 --> 00:19:55,459
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
578
00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:57,250
[PAINED CHUCKLE]
579
00:19:57,292 --> 00:19:58,876
I'M OKAY.
580
00:19:58,918 --> 00:20:00,876
THIS IS NOTHING.
581
00:20:00,918 --> 00:20:01,976
[STRAINING] BARELY A SCRATCH.
582
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,417
LET ME GET YOU SOME ICE.
583
00:20:04,459 --> 00:20:05,459
I'MA NEED 60 BUCKS.
584
00:20:06,709 --> 00:20:08,792
OW!
585
00:20:08,834 --> 00:20:09,894
- THE LEAF MONKEY'S
- FANCY HAT FEATHER
586
00:20:09,918 --> 00:20:12,250
POKED MY FINGER.
587
00:20:12,292 --> 00:20:13,626
OH, YOU POOR THING.
588
00:20:13,667 --> 00:20:15,500
- LET ME SEE THAT.
- OH... [KISSES]
589
00:20:15,542 --> 00:20:18,834
[MORE KISSES]
590
00:20:18,876 --> 00:20:21,459
OH, COME ON!
591
00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:22,500
[♪♪♪]
592
00:20:23,792 --> 00:20:24,792
[♪♪♪]
593
00:20:26,292 --> 00:20:29,000
[MOANING]
594
00:20:29,042 --> 00:20:30,167
OH, SWEETIE,
595
00:20:30,209 --> 00:20:31,876
I KNOW YOU'RE HURTING.
596
00:20:31,918 --> 00:20:33,375
BUT THE IMPORTANT THING IS
597
00:20:33,417 --> 00:20:34,709
THE CARNIVAL MADE
598
00:20:34,710 --> 00:20:36,000
A LARGE PROFIT.
599
00:20:36,042 --> 00:20:37,959
MOST OF IT FROM YOU.
600
00:20:39,459 --> 00:20:40,542
GREAT JOB! [SLAPS]
601
00:20:40,584 --> 00:20:42,125
[MOANS]
602
00:20:46,125 --> 00:20:47,375
YOU'VE GOT TO HIDE ME!
603
00:20:47,417 --> 00:20:49,500
WHAT'S GOING ON?
604
00:20:49,542 --> 00:20:51,500
- THAT LITTLE PSYCHO CHLOE
- IS STALKING ME!
605
00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:53,021
OKAY, LET'S
606
00:20:53,022 --> 00:20:54,500
GO OVER THIS AGAIN.
607
00:20:54,542 --> 00:20:55,810
- GIRLS DUCKING INTO THE BATHROOM
- TO AVOID YOU
608
00:20:55,834 --> 00:20:58,375
IS NOT STALKING YOU.
609
00:20:58,417 --> 00:21:00,125
- GIRLS CROSSING
- A FOUR-LANE HIGHWAY
610
00:21:00,167 --> 00:21:01,518
- BECAUSE THEY HEARD YOU
- MIGHT BE COMING THEIR WAY
611
00:21:01,542 --> 00:21:03,334
IS NOT STALKING YOU.
612
00:21:03,375 --> 00:21:04,393
- GIRLS BLOCKING YOU
- FROM CONTACTING THEM
613
00:21:04,417 --> 00:21:06,500
ON ALL FORMS OF SOCIAL MEDIA,
614
00:21:06,542 --> 00:21:07,876
- KNOWN
- AND HERETOFORE UNKNOWN,
615
00:21:07,918 --> 00:21:09,435
- ON EARTH
- AND THROUGHOUT THE UNIVERSE,
616
00:21:09,459 --> 00:21:10,480
IS, BELIEVE IT OR NOT,
617
00:21:10,481 --> 00:21:11,500
NOT STALKING YOU.
618
00:21:11,542 --> 00:21:14,959
BUT THIS ONE IS.
619
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,401
- I HAD TO TAKE TO THE SEWERS
- JUST TO GET HER OFF MY TRAIL.
620
00:21:18,584 --> 00:21:20,185
- BY THE WAY, THOSE STORIES
- ABOUT THE ALLIGATORS?
621
00:21:20,209 --> 00:21:22,500
REAL.
622
00:21:22,542 --> 00:21:24,143
- WELL, I GUESS
- YOU COULD STAY HERE A WHILE.
623
00:21:24,167 --> 00:21:25,209
GREAT! WHAT'S FOR DINNER?
624
00:21:27,667 --> 00:21:30,918
[SCREAMING]
625
00:21:30,959 --> 00:21:32,709
BALLOON BUNNY!
626
00:21:32,751 --> 00:21:36,375
[SCREAMING]
627
00:21:36,417 --> 00:21:37,417
[♪♪♪]
36493
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