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[♪♪♪]
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AH, TALENT SHOW WEEK.
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I LOVE ANY OPPORTUNITY
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TO SHOW OFF MY UNIQUE BRAND
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OF DELIGHTFUL PATTER.
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- WHEN IT COMES TO BEING
- MASTER OF CEREMONIES,
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I AM THE MASTER...
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OF CEREMONIES.
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YEAH, I STILL DON'T THINK
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WE NEEDED AN EMCEE
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AT LAST WEEK'S BLOOD DRIVE.
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HEY, THEY LOVED ME.
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I GOT A STANDING O... NEGATIVE.
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OH, THAT'S GOLD.
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I'M SO USING THAT
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NEXT YEAR.
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- WELL, THAT MIGHT BE
- YOUR NEXT PERFORMANCE,
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- BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE
- NO ONE SIGNED UP
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FOR THE TALENT SHOW.
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WHAT?
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I CAN'T BE EXPECTED
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TO CARRY THE WHOLE SHOW
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BY MYSELF.
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- DO YOU THINK I COULD CARRY
- THE WHOLE SHOW BY MYSELF?
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- I THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE
- TO CANCEL IT.
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CANCEL IT?
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NEVER!
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- ALL THESE STUDENTS NEED
- IS A LITTLE INCENTIVE.
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SIGN UP FOR THE TALENT SHOW
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AND RECEIVE
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A GET-OUT-OF-DETENTION-FREE
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PASS.
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OUT OF MY WAY!
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OUT OF MY WAY!
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DERBY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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YOU DON'T HAVE DETENTION.
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NOT YET,
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- BUT I CAN'T LET
- AN OPPORTUNITY LIKE THIS
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SLIP AWAY.
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LUCKILY, I'M ALWAYS PREPARED.
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"IN CASE OF EMERGENCY,
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BREAK GLASS"?
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[SMASH]
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[SPLAT]
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DERBY!
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YOU KNOW I PREFER BANANA CREAM.
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[CRASH]
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[KIDS]: AWW!
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[MORE CRASHING]
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♪ GOODBYE, SUMMER
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HELLO, FALL ♪
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- ♪ WE'VE BEEN TRYING
- TO GET HERE ♪
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♪ SINCE WE BOTH
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WERE BARELY TWO FEET TALL ♪
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♪ WHO YOU CALLING "KID"? ♪
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♪ WHO YOU CALLING "KID"? ♪
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♪ WHO YOU CALLING "KID"? ♪
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- ♪ COULD CALL ME
- WHAT YOU WANT ♪
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♪ BUT I WON'T HEAR A WORD WHERE
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I AM HID ♪
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♪ WHO YOU CALLING "KID"? ♪♪
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- YOU'RE SIGNING UP
- FOR THE TALENT SHOW, ECHO?
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- WHAT DID YOU GET
- DETENTION FOR?
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- DID YOU DO
- SOMETHING NAUGHTY?
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DID YOU DO SOMETHING NAUGHTY?
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NO, I WAS THINKING
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OF DOING A SONG,
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BUT I'M TOO NERVOUS.
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- I MEAN, THE ONLY TIME
- I REALLY SING
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IS IN THE SHOWER.
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- WELL, I IMAGINE
- YOU'RE AMAZING...
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[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
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I MEAN, YOUR VOICE.
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NOT YOU IN THE SHOWER.
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I DON'T IMAGINE
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YOU IN THE SHOWER...
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OR A BUBBLE BATH...
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- OR EMBRACED
- BY THE SUN-KISSED SPRAY
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OF A CASCADING WATERFALL.
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REALLY, YOU THINK
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I SHOULD SIGN UP?
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ABSOLUTELY!
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- I'M SURE YOU HAVE THE VOICE
- OF AN ANGEL.
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I MEAN, AN ANGEL
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- THAT DIDN'T DIE
- FROM A KICK TO THE THROAT.
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OKAY. I'LL DO IT.
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EXCELLENT.
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FOUR PEOPLE
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SIGNED UP ALREADY.
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- NO, THAT'S ONLY TWO,
- MR. TATER.
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I DON'T THINK
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"TARA BULGASS"
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AND "HOLDEN AFFARTIN"
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GO TO THIS SCHOOL.
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THEY TRANSFERRED?
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OH, WHAT A SHAME.
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- TARA AND HOLDEN
- SIGNED UP FOR EVERYTHING.
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MAYBE IT'S NOT WORKING
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- BECAUSE NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE
- NEED TO GET OUT OF DETENTION.
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GOOD IDEA!
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WELL, UH...
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- NO, NO,
- I DIDN'T MEAN THAT...
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YOU, NO RUNNING IN THE HALLWAY.
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DETENTION!
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YOU, WITH THE JAUNTY PACE.
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DETENTION!
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MISS YOUNG.
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NO TEXTING IN SCHOOL.
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DETENTION!
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- THERE'S NO RULE
- AGAINST TEXTING IN SCHOOL.
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THERE IS NOW.
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BUT I'M NOT TEXTING NOW.
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FINE.
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- BUT IF I CATCH YOU
- SENDING OUT ONE "ROFL" OR "BRB,"
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YOU'LL BE "SID."
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STUCK IN DETENTION.
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AND THE ONLY WAY OUT
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WILL BE TO SIGN UP
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FOR THE TALENT SHOW.
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YES, IT'S A MULTI-STEP PLAN,
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BUT IT WILL ULTIMATELY LEAD
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- TO ME GETTING EXACTLY
- WHAT I WANT.
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AND THAT'S WHY BUBBLES
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ARE ROUND.
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[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
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- DERBY, WHY ARE YOU LATE
- FOR CLASS?
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YOU WERE NOT TRAPPED IN A BOX.
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THERE IS NO WINDSTORM
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IN THE HALLWAY.
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YOU CAN'T JUST KEEP COMING LATE.
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YOUR DOG'S VERY CUTE,
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BUT FIND A TALENT
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ON YOUR OWN TIME.
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NOW, TAKE YOUR SEAT.
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- I'M IN THE MIDDLE
- OF DEMONSTRATING
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A COMPLEX SCIENTIFIC PROCESS.
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HEY, WATCH IT...
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GHOSTLY FRENCH VERSION
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OF DERBY.
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- LET'S SEE IF THIS GHOST
- CAN WALK THROUGH WALLS.
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[SLAM]
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NOPE.
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[HIGH-PITCHED,
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[OFF-KEY SQUEAKING]
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WHAT IS THAT AWFUL SOUND?
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- THE DEATH RATTLE
- OF A DISEASED JUNGLE CAT...
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POSSIBLY AN OCELOT,
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BUT MORE LIKELY
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AN ADOLESCENT PUMA.
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[SQUEAKING CONTINUES]
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OH, THE UNHOLY HORROR!
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IT'S THE PUMA, RIGHT?
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[OVER SQUEAKING]
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YOU NAILED IT.
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- OH, I WISH I COULD
- TEXT BETHANY.
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SHE THINKS SHE'S ALL THAT
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- WHEN IT COMES TO DIFFERENTIATING
- ANIMAL SOUNDS.
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- [OVER SQUEAKING]
- RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
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IT'S CHEWING ITS LEG OFF.
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WELL, THEN,
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- WE COULD PROBABLY WALK
- FOR OUR LIVES,
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SINCE AT BEST,
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IT COULD ONLY LIMP AFTER US.
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FINE! WALK FOR YOUR LIVES.
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[SCREAMING, SHRIEKING]
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[SQUEAKING CONTINUES]
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ECHO, WHY ARE YOU IN
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THE JANITOR'S CLOSET?
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- BECAUSE THE ACOUSTICS IN HERE
- MAKE ME SOUND AMAZING!
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- I'M SO GLAD YOU CONVINCED ME
- TO SIGN UP FOR THE TALENT SHOW.
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[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
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- ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO PERFORM
- IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY?
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- BECAUSE THERE ARE
- A LOT OF JUDGMENTAL KIDS
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IN THIS SCHOOL,
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- LIKE THAT GUY WHO
- ALWAYS WEARS SUSPENDERS.
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COME ON, YOU NEVER HEARD
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OF A BELT?
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WELL, I DON'T CARE
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WHAT ANYONE ELSE THINKS.
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- ESPECIALLY WHEN I HAVE
- THE UNWAVERING SUPPORT
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OF SOMEONE LIKE YOU.
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[SCREAMS]
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- SHE'S RIGHT,
- THE ACOUSTICS IN HERE ARE GOOD.
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[♪♪♪]
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- [DISTANT DRUMMING
- IN RESPONSE]
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[DISTANT DRUMMING]
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AH, I SEE YOU CAN'T STAND
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THE TEXTING BAN
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AND YOU'RE REHEARSING
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YOUR TALENT FOR THE SHOW.
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- NO, I JUST FOUND
- AN ALTERNATIVE FORM
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OF LONG-DISTANCE
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COMMUNICATION...
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- THE PAPUAN DRUM LANGUAGE
- OF THE MELANESIAN ISLANDS.
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[DISTANT DRUMMING]
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LOL.
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SORRY, BETHANY JUST MADE
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A BALD JOKE ABOUT...
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SOMEONE ELSE.
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I LOVE BALD JOKES
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ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE.
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BUT I'M AFRAID
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THE PAPUAN DRUM LANGUAGE
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IS BANNED IN SCHOOL.
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WHAT ABOUT THE
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QUASI-POETIC RHYTHMS
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OF THE TANGU TRIBE?
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ALSO BANNED.
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- AS WELL
- AS THE PERCUSSIVE MORPHEMES
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- OF THE NIGERIAN
- EFIK TRIBE.
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DON'T BLAME ME.
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- THIS COMES DIRECTLY
- FROM THE SCHOOL BOARD.
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SAME TO YOU!
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OKAY, ECHO'S KIND OF
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A SENSITIVE DIVA.
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SO DON'T LET HER KNOW
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YOU'RE GIVING HER LESSONS.
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NO PROBLEMO, BAMBINO.
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SERGIO IS AS SUBTLE
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AS THE OREGANO
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IN A CAPRESE SALAD.
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- I DIDN'T THINK
- THERE WAS OREGANO
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IN CAPRESE SALAD.
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THAT'S BECAUSE
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IT'S SO SUBTLE!
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WELL, DON'T BE TOO SUBTLE.
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ECHO REALLY NEEDS THE HELP.
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WORRY NOT, CUCCIOLA MIA.
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SERGIO HAS TRAINED THE VOICES
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OF TALENTLESS POP STARS,
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THROAT-KICK SURVIVORS,
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AND EVEN THIS...
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[BARKING]
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- THAT JUST SOUNDS
- LIKE A DOG BARKING.
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I KNOW!
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BUT IT IS A CAT.
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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ADAM?
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YOU WANTED TO SEE ME?
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- I WANTED YOU
- TO MEET SERGIO,
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- ONE OF THE WORLD'S
- MOST RENOWNED VOCALISTS.
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HE HEARD ABOUT YOUR...
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UNIQUE VOICE,
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- AND JUST HAD TO HEAR IT
- FOR HIMSELF.
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CIAO, BELLA.
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OH! I'M A BIG FAN OF OPERA.
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AND I LIKE CHEESE SANDWICHES.
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WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT OPERA?
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I JUST ASSUMED THAT...
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OH, YOU ASSUMED
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- THAT BECAUSE I'M WEARING
- THIS CAPE,
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THAT I'M AN OPERA SINGER?
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I SING SCAT!
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♪ SCOOBIDY BOP BOP ♪
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♪ TIDDLY DEET DEE ♪
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♪ ZIPPIDY ZOO-OW! ♪
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NOW, LET ME HEAR YOU SING.
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OKAY.
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HERE'S THE CHORUS
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- OF A LITTLE SOMETHING
- I'VE BEEN NOODLING WITH.
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[PLAYS NOTE]
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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- [SCREECHING, OFF-KEY]:
- ♪ I WISH I WERE A BUTTERFLY ♪
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♪ FLY, FLY, FLY ♪
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♪ BYE, BYE, BYE ♪
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BRAVO, BRAVO.
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- I GIVE YOU
- A STANDING OVATION,
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HUH?
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- AND NOW I GIVE YOU
- A WALKING OVATION.
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AND NOW...
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WOW, THE HIGHLY COVETED
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RUNNING OVATION.
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[DRUMMING, CYMBALS TAPPING]
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SO YOUR TALENT
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IS TO PLAY 12 INSTRUMENTS
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BADLY?
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IT WOULD'VE BEEN 13,
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- BUT I LENT MY PAPUAN DRUM
- TO IVY.
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[BOOM]
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- WHO DARES TO BUTCHER
- JANEK LESZCZYNSKI'S
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- BELOVED
- "SPICY KIELBASA POLKA"?
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TATER?
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AAH!
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- HE'S THE ONE PLAYING
- 12 INSTRUMENTS BADLY.
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DERBY!
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WHOA!
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DERBY!
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WATCH OUT FOR THE...
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WHOA!
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- [CRASHING,
- INSTRUMENTS CLANGING]
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STAIRS.
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[HUSHED VOICES]
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DERBY!
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[GRUNTING]
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I'M FINE.
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[NERVOUS CHUCKLE]
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- WHERE'S YOUR
- TRUMPET?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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[HORN BLARES]
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FOUND IT.
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[OFF-KEY SCREECHING]
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HEY, ECHO.
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- I, UH, WHIPPED UP
- SOME THROAT SPRAY.
304
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TO HELP YOUR VOICE.
305
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YOU THINK MY VOICE NEEDS HELP?
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DID I SAY HELP?
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I MEANT "PROTECTION,"
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BECAUSE IT'S SO PERFECT.
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[COUGHS]
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OKAY, TRY SINGING SOMETHING.
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[OFF-KEY SCREECHING]:
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♪ I WISH I WERE A BUTTERFLY ♪
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♪ FLY, FLY ♪
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- [DEEP MALE VOICE]: - HOW CAN YOU TELL
- IF THIS STUFF IS WORKING?
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MY VOICE!
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- [GASPS]
- ARE YOU TRYING TO CHANGE IT?
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WHAT?
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- IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY SINGING,
- TELL ME.
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I WANT YOU TO BE HONEST.
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[SIGHS]
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OKAY, THE TRUTH IS, ECHO,
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YOU HAVE THE WORLD'S MOST...
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BEAUTIFUL VOICE.
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DID I JUST HEAR YOU SAY
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THAT ECHO HAS
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- THE WORLD'S MOST BEAUTIFUL
- VOICE?
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I DID TECHNICALLY
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SAY THAT.
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CONGRATULATIONS.
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- YOU ARE THE TALENT SHOW
- HEADLINER!
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THANKS, MR. TATER.
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- YOU'VE JUST MADE ME
- THE HAPPIEST GIRL ON EARTH.
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[ECHO GIGGLES, DEEP VOICE]
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GOODY GUMDROPS!
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[♪♪♪]
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WELCOME BACK
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TO FINNEGAN HIGH DETENTION,
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WHERE "DE-TENSION"
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IN THE ROOM IS PALPABLE.
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I CAN'T SIT THROUGH THIS.
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HEY!
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THIS IS THE ONE SHOW
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NO ONE CAN WALK OUT OF.
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- UNLESS YOU SIGN UP
- FOR THE TALENT SHOW.
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[WINDOW SMASHES]
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[TATER SHRIEKS]
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IT'S FOR YOU.
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IVY!
349
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- THIS IS NOT
- AN ACCEPTABLE SUBSTITUTE
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FOR TEXTING!
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[SHRIEKS]
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SAME TO YOU!
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[♪♪♪]
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- [DERBY, OVER MIC]:
- LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
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WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE
356
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WILL SHOCK AND AMAZE YOU!
357
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WAIT, WAIT.
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WHO'S INTRODUCING HIM?
359
00:12:43,292 --> 00:12:45,253
- WHY WASN'T I ASKED TO EMCEE
- THIS HALLWAY SHOW?
360
00:12:47,709 --> 00:12:49,188
ANYWAY, WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE
361
00:12:49,189 --> 00:12:50,667
WILL SHOCK AND AMAZE YOU!
362
00:12:53,709 --> 00:12:55,709
OH, NICE CAPE!
363
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ARE YOU GOING TO SCAT FOR US?
364
00:12:58,792 --> 00:13:00,709
NO.
365
00:13:00,751 --> 00:13:02,471
- I'M GOING TO PERFORM
- JAW-DROPPING MAGIC.
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OH!
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WHOA!
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NOW, I'LL REQUIRE
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THE ASSISTANCE
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OF A BEAUTIFUL VOLUNTEER.
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OOH! A DARING ESCAPE?
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- ACTUALLY,
- I PUT THESE ON
373
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- TO PREVENT MYSELF
- FROM TEXTING.
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JUST SIGN UP ALREADY!
375
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NEVER!
376
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NOW, WATCH,
377
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AS THROUGH THE POWER OF MAGIC,
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I MAKE IVY DISAPPEAR!
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WAIT.
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00:13:37,834 --> 00:13:38,834
THAT DIDN'T GO RIGHT.
381
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NO KIDDING.
382
00:13:43,918 --> 00:13:45,834
I LOOK LIKE A DORK.
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HEY!
384
00:13:48,042 --> 00:13:49,834
THAT'S MY BEST SWEATER-VEST.
385
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OH, NO.
386
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MY HANDS ARE FREE!
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I CAN'T HELP MYSELF!
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A-HA!
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00:14:00,876 --> 00:14:02,667
THAT'S DETENTION!
390
00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:03,793
FINE! I'LL BE IN
391
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YOUR STUPID SHOW.
392
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[SNAPPING PICTURE] WORTH IT!
393
00:14:05,959 --> 00:14:07,792
NO, I...
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00:14:07,834 --> 00:14:12,250
NOT SO FAST.
395
00:14:12,292 --> 00:14:13,772
- YOU STILL HAVE TO
- ANSWER FOR THIS.
396
00:14:15,792 --> 00:14:16,792
TA-DAH!
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WHOA!
398
00:14:18,042 --> 00:14:19,792
HEY, I CAN'T SEE!
399
00:14:21,959 --> 00:14:22,834
DERBY, WATCH OUT FOR THE...
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00:14:22,876 --> 00:14:23,876
WHOA!
401
00:14:23,918 --> 00:14:25,000
[REPEATED THUMPING]
402
00:14:25,042 --> 00:14:26,042
STAIRS.
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00:14:28,667 --> 00:14:29,709
DERBY!
404
00:14:29,751 --> 00:14:30,834
ARE YOU OKAY?
405
00:14:34,375 --> 00:14:35,584
YEAH.
406
00:14:35,626 --> 00:14:36,959
AMAZINGLY, I'M FINE.
407
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:39,918
WHERE'S YOUR MAGIC WAND?
408
00:14:39,959 --> 00:14:41,918
- OH, DON'T WORRY,
- IT'S IN HANDKERCHIEF FORM.
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00:14:41,959 --> 00:14:42,918
[CRUNCHING]
410
00:14:42,959 --> 00:14:44,042
AT LEAST IT WAS.
411
00:14:47,667 --> 00:14:48,959
- WELL, I FOUND
- MY TALENT,
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00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:49,876
- AND I SOLVED
- YOUR ECHO PROBLEM.
413
00:14:49,918 --> 00:14:51,584
OH, THANK YOU.
414
00:14:51,626 --> 00:14:52,894
- I WAS THIS CLOSE
- TO RENTING A HELICOPTER
415
00:14:52,918 --> 00:14:54,001
AND DROPPING
416
00:14:54,002 --> 00:14:55,083
A BAG OF SNAKES ON HER.
417
00:14:55,125 --> 00:14:57,083
SO, WHAT DO YOU GOT?
418
00:14:57,125 --> 00:14:58,918
- YOU JUST HAVE TO MAKE SURE
- SHE USES
419
00:14:58,959 --> 00:14:59,959
THIS SPECIAL MICROPHONE.
420
00:15:00,876 --> 00:15:03,959
OW! OH! OH!
421
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,792
OW!
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00:15:05,834 --> 00:15:07,417
SO YOUR PLAN
423
00:15:07,459 --> 00:15:08,959
- WAS TO PUNCH HER
- IN THE EYE?
424
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,626
NO, OF COURSE NOT.
425
00:15:10,667 --> 00:15:12,310
- IT'S SUPPOSED TO HIT HER
- IN THE THROAT.
426
00:15:12,334 --> 00:15:13,667
NOW, TRY IT AGAIN,
427
00:15:13,709 --> 00:15:15,018
- JUST THIS TIME
- HOLD IT A LITTLE LOWER.
428
00:15:15,042 --> 00:15:17,000
NO!
429
00:15:17,042 --> 00:15:20,000
[SIGHING] OW.
430
00:15:20,042 --> 00:15:21,626
BUT, YOU KNOW,
431
00:15:21,667 --> 00:15:23,101
- ANOTHER KIND OF
- SPECIAL MICROPHONE
432
00:15:23,125 --> 00:15:24,125
COULD WORK...
433
00:15:24,167 --> 00:15:26,667
AN AUTO-TUNE MIC!
434
00:15:26,709 --> 00:15:27,855
IT USES A VOICE MODULATOR
435
00:15:27,856 --> 00:15:29,000
TO ADJUST PITCH AND TONE.
436
00:15:29,042 --> 00:15:31,063
OH, I THINK I HAVE
437
00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:33,083
ONE OF THOSE.
438
00:15:33,125 --> 00:15:34,230
LET ME TAKE THIS ONE BACK
439
00:15:34,231 --> 00:15:35,334
AND GO GET IT FOR YOU.
440
00:15:35,375 --> 00:15:37,292
[MECHANISM CLICKS]
441
00:15:39,250 --> 00:15:40,250
HERE YOU GO.
442
00:15:46,083 --> 00:15:47,251
[OFF-KEY SCREECH]:
443
00:15:47,252 --> 00:15:48,417
♪ I WISH I WERE A BUTTERFLY ♪
444
00:15:48,459 --> 00:15:50,125
♪ FLY, FLY ♪
445
00:15:50,167 --> 00:15:51,167
HEY, ECHO.
446
00:15:53,209 --> 00:15:54,667
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR EYE?
447
00:15:54,709 --> 00:15:55,810
- THAT'S REALLY GOING TO MESS
- WITH YOUR DEPTH PERCEPTION.
448
00:15:55,834 --> 00:15:57,876
I'M FINE.
449
00:15:57,918 --> 00:15:59,059
- ANYWAY, IN HONOUR
- OF YOUR BIG DEBUT,
450
00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:00,250
I GOT YOU A PRESENT.
451
00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:01,792
- SOMEONE WITH A VOICE
- LIKE YOURS
452
00:16:01,834 --> 00:16:02,709
- DOESN'T WANT TO USE
- THAT LOW-GRADE,
453
00:16:02,751 --> 00:16:04,042
A.V.-CLUB JUNK
454
00:16:04,083 --> 00:16:05,000
THEY'VE GOT OUT THERE.
455
00:16:05,042 --> 00:16:07,083
THAT'S SO SWEET.
456
00:16:07,125 --> 00:16:08,125
OOH, A HUG!
457
00:16:10,542 --> 00:16:11,710
DID YOU DO SOMETHING
458
00:16:11,711 --> 00:16:12,876
WITH YOUR HAIR?
459
00:16:12,918 --> 00:16:14,209
LIE-BRARY?
460
00:16:14,250 --> 00:16:17,000
MORE LIKE TRUTH-BRARY!
461
00:16:17,042 --> 00:16:18,042
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
462
00:16:19,125 --> 00:16:20,959
HEY!
463
00:16:21,042 --> 00:16:22,882
- YOU AND YOUR CRICKET CHOIR
- HAD YOUR CHANCE.
464
00:16:26,792 --> 00:16:28,543
OUR NEXT PERFORMER
465
00:16:28,544 --> 00:16:30,292
IS THE ONE AND ONLY IVY YOUNG!
466
00:16:30,334 --> 00:16:31,792
[APPLAUSE AND CHEERING]
467
00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:39,292
[TEXT KEYS BEEPING]
468
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:44,209
IVY!
469
00:16:44,250 --> 00:16:45,727
- YOU CAN'T JUST
- STAND THERE TEXTING.
470
00:16:45,751 --> 00:16:46,894
- YOU HAVE TO HAVE
- AN ACTUAL TALENT.
471
00:16:46,918 --> 00:16:48,542
THIS IS MY TALENT.
472
00:16:48,584 --> 00:16:50,145
- I'M THE WORLD'S FIRST
- TEXTING COMIC.
473
00:16:52,209 --> 00:16:53,649
- [PHONES BEEPING
- WITH TEXT ALERTS]
474
00:16:55,292 --> 00:16:56,959
[AUDIENCE LAUGHTER]
475
00:16:59,083 --> 00:17:00,268
- WELL, THEY DO SEEM
- TO LIKE IT.
476
00:17:00,292 --> 00:17:02,209
- THAT MUST HAVE BEEN
- ONE FUNNY JOKE.
477
00:17:02,250 --> 00:17:03,626
WELL, CHECK YOUR PHONE.
478
00:17:08,209 --> 00:17:10,375
HEY!
479
00:17:10,417 --> 00:17:12,375
- YOU CAN NOT SEE THE GLARE
- FROM SPACE.
480
00:17:14,459 --> 00:17:16,292
[BEEP]
481
00:17:16,334 --> 00:17:17,209
[TEXT ALERTS BEEP]
482
00:17:17,250 --> 00:17:18,250
[LAUGHTER]
483
00:17:20,667 --> 00:17:23,459
[TEXT ALERT BEEPS]
484
00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:24,834
HEY, THERE'S NO NEED
485
00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:26,167
TO HECKLE!
486
00:17:26,209 --> 00:17:28,000
DO I COME TO YOUR JOB
487
00:17:28,042 --> 00:17:29,063
AND SLAP YOUR HAIRNET
488
00:17:29,064 --> 00:17:30,083
INTO THE DEEP FRYER?
489
00:17:30,125 --> 00:17:31,876
[LAUGHTER]
490
00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:33,459
LET ME LEAVE YOU WITH THIS.
491
00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:35,667
[TEXT KEYS BEEPING]
492
00:17:35,709 --> 00:17:38,292
[TEXT ALERTS BEEPING]
493
00:17:38,334 --> 00:17:39,374
[AUDIENCE MEMBERS]: HMM...
494
00:17:41,292 --> 00:17:43,792
SOMETIMES I GET POLITICAL.
495
00:17:43,834 --> 00:17:44,876
I LIKE TO MAKE THEM THINK.
496
00:17:46,459 --> 00:17:48,083
[CHEERING]
497
00:17:48,125 --> 00:17:49,083
- ALL RIGHT!
- YEAH!
498
00:17:49,125 --> 00:17:50,876
- WHOO!
- GOOD JOB!
499
00:17:50,918 --> 00:17:52,418
- WHOO!
500
00:17:52,419 --> 00:17:53,918
- WHOO!
501
00:17:53,959 --> 00:17:55,876
THANK YOU, IVY,
502
00:17:55,877 --> 00:17:57,792
FOR THOSE HILARIOUS "LOLs."
503
00:17:57,834 --> 00:17:58,834
[TEXT ALERT BEEPS]
504
00:18:02,709 --> 00:18:03,894
- OH, SHE'LL BE APPEARING
- THIS SATURDAY
505
00:18:03,918 --> 00:18:06,334
AT THE SNICKER SHACK.
506
00:18:06,375 --> 00:18:08,022
ALL PROCEEDS GO TO THE COALITION
507
00:18:08,023 --> 00:18:09,667
TO HELP THROAT-KICK CASUALTIES,
508
00:18:09,709 --> 00:18:13,334
OR "CHTKC."
509
00:18:16,334 --> 00:18:18,167
UP NEXT,
510
00:18:18,209 --> 00:18:19,438
DAREDEVIL EXTRAORDINAIRE
511
00:18:19,439 --> 00:18:20,667
DEMOLITION DERBY!
512
00:18:23,375 --> 00:18:25,126
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
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00:18:25,127 --> 00:18:26,876
BOYS AND GIRLS,
514
00:18:26,918 --> 00:18:28,417
WHAT I'M ABOUT TO DO
515
00:18:28,459 --> 00:18:30,125
IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART.
516
00:18:30,167 --> 00:18:32,125
DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME.
517
00:18:32,167 --> 00:18:33,709
- WHAT'S GOING
- TO HAPPEN?
518
00:18:33,751 --> 00:18:34,751
I HAVE NO IDEA.
519
00:18:36,709 --> 00:18:38,459
HEY, SLAB!
520
00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:39,500
QUIET! I'M READING.
521
00:18:44,584 --> 00:18:47,834
"FROM SPACE."
522
00:18:47,876 --> 00:18:49,185
- THIS IS WHAT YOU GET
- FOR DISTURBING ME
523
00:18:49,209 --> 00:18:50,476
- WHILE I'M ENJOYING
- COMEDY GOLD!
524
00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:51,500
HERE WE GO, FOLKS!
525
00:18:52,542 --> 00:18:53,542
SHOW TIME!
526
00:19:01,834 --> 00:19:03,459
[SLAB GRUNTS]
527
00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:06,709
[DERBY]: WHOA!
528
00:19:06,751 --> 00:19:08,151
- WATCH OUT
- FOR THOSE POWER LINES!
529
00:19:10,918 --> 00:19:12,167
[DERBY]: WHOA!
530
00:19:13,792 --> 00:19:15,083
OOH!
531
00:19:16,959 --> 00:19:17,959
I'M OKAY!
532
00:19:19,542 --> 00:19:21,209
[CHEERING]
533
00:19:21,250 --> 00:19:22,250
- YEAH!
- WHOO!
534
00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:29,125
I GUESS THE SHOW'S OVER.
535
00:19:29,167 --> 00:19:30,667
YOU CAN'T PERFORM
536
00:19:30,668 --> 00:19:32,167
WITHOUT POWER.
537
00:19:32,209 --> 00:19:33,643
- I DON'T NEED A MICROPHONE
- TO SOUND GREAT.
538
00:19:33,667 --> 00:19:36,417
YOU DON'T?
539
00:19:36,459 --> 00:19:37,501
I CAN DO AN INTIMATE,
540
00:19:37,502 --> 00:19:38,542
UNPLUGGED PERFORMANCE.
541
00:19:38,584 --> 00:19:39,584
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!
542
00:19:39,626 --> 00:19:41,918
NO, IT'S NOT.
543
00:19:41,959 --> 00:19:43,751
PLEASE WELCOME OUR HEADLINER,
544
00:19:43,792 --> 00:19:46,500
THE ALWAYS EFFERVESCENT ECHO!
545
00:19:46,542 --> 00:19:47,542
[CHEERING]
546
00:19:50,709 --> 00:19:52,250
COME ON, GATHER ROUND.
547
00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:53,373
- THAT'S IT.
- DON'T BE SHY.
548
00:19:57,626 --> 00:19:59,542
♪ WISH I WERE ♪
549
00:19:59,584 --> 00:20:00,752
♪ CUT FROM A DIFFERENT
550
00:20:00,753 --> 00:20:01,918
CLOTH ♪
551
00:20:01,959 --> 00:20:07,626
♪ WANT TO BE A BUTTERFLY ♪
552
00:20:07,667 --> 00:20:08,689
[ADAM JOINS IN]: ♪ I LIVE
553
00:20:08,690 --> 00:20:09,709
IN A CLOSET IN THE HALL ♪
554
00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:11,251
♪ SO SAD
555
00:20:11,252 --> 00:20:12,751
IT MAKES THIS MOTH BAWL ♪
556
00:20:12,792 --> 00:20:13,792
♪ BUTTERFLIES HAVE IT
557
00:20:13,793 --> 00:20:14,793
SO MUCH BETTER ♪
558
00:20:14,834 --> 00:20:16,334
♪ GONNA DROWN MY SORROWS ♪
559
00:20:16,375 --> 00:20:18,500
♪ IN A CASHMERE SWEATER ♪
560
00:20:18,542 --> 00:20:19,689
♪ I WISH I WERE
561
00:20:19,690 --> 00:20:20,834
A BUTTERFLY ♪
562
00:20:20,876 --> 00:20:23,042
♪ DRAWN TO THE FLAME ♪
563
00:20:23,083 --> 00:20:25,876
♪ I DIE, DIE, DIE ♪
564
00:20:25,918 --> 00:20:27,542
♪ I WISH I WERE A BUTTERFL... ♪
565
00:20:27,584 --> 00:20:28,584
AAH!
566
00:20:28,626 --> 00:20:29,626
IT BURNS!
567
00:20:32,751 --> 00:20:33,751
YEAH!
568
00:20:33,792 --> 00:20:34,918
YEAH!
569
00:20:43,834 --> 00:20:46,751
[♪♪♪]
570
00:20:46,792 --> 00:20:49,459
I WAS AWESOME!
571
00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:51,792
THEY LOVED MY DUET.
572
00:20:51,834 --> 00:20:53,022
SO YOU WERE LYING TO ME
573
00:20:53,023 --> 00:20:54,209
THIS WHOLE TIME?
574
00:20:54,250 --> 00:20:56,125
OH. YOU KNOW?
575
00:20:56,167 --> 00:20:58,959
IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS.
576
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,959
- YOU PRETENDED TO BE SUPPORTIVE
- OF MY SINGING,
577
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,476
- BUT IN REALITY
- YOU WERE JUST JEALOUS.
578
00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:04,500
JEALOUS?
579
00:21:04,542 --> 00:21:07,918
OF MY AMAZING VOICE.
580
00:21:07,959 --> 00:21:08,918
- ESPECIALLY SINCE YOURS
- IS SO AWFUL.
581
00:21:08,959 --> 00:21:10,500
IT IS?
582
00:21:10,542 --> 00:21:12,125
YEAH.
583
00:21:12,167 --> 00:21:13,689
I HATE TO SAY IT,
584
00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:15,209
BUT I HAVE TO BE HONEST.
585
00:21:15,250 --> 00:21:16,685
- I MEAN,
- IF MY VOICE WERE TERRIBLE,
586
00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:17,667
I'D WANT YOU TO TELL ME.
587
00:21:17,709 --> 00:21:20,667
YOUR VOICE IS TERRIBLE.
588
00:21:20,709 --> 00:21:22,042
OH, YOU ARE SO JEALOUS.
589
00:21:24,667 --> 00:21:26,000
- AND WHY'D YOU GIVE THIS
- TO ME?
590
00:21:26,042 --> 00:21:27,476
- TO SABOTAGE ME OR SOMETHING?
- NO, NO...
591
00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:28,250
WHAT DOES IT EVEN DO?
592
00:21:28,292 --> 00:21:29,292
OW!
593
00:21:31,542 --> 00:21:32,834
[MOANS]
594
00:21:37,542 --> 00:21:38,542
[♪♪♪]
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