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THE MODEL VOLCANO,

A CLASSIC SCIENCE EXPERIMENT.

- CAN ANYONE NAME - THE TWO INGREDIENTS

COMMONLY USED TO SIMULATE

- THE EXPLOSIVE FORCE - OF AN ERUPTION?

- A CAN OF CHILI - AND IRRITABLE BOWEL SYNDROME?

VINEGAR AND BAKING SODA.

VERY GOOD, ECHO.

- WELL, THAT'S - WHAT'S ON YOUR DESK.

IT WAS EITHER THAT

- OR LAVENDER BODY WASH - AND ZIT CREAM.

[CLASS LAUGHS]

WHAT?

THE DRUGSTORE MUST HAVE

HANDED ME THE WRONG BAG.

I ORDERED, UH, SHAVING CREAM

AND CHEST-HAIR CONDITIONER.

NOW, TO CREATE

A MORE REALISTIC VOLCANO,

WE'LL ADD A PINCH OF SULFUR

TO GIVE IT A BRIMSTONE SMELL,

AND...

TOMATO SAUCE,

TO SIMULATE THE COLOR

AND TEXTURE

OF MOLTEN LAVA.

THEN,

WE ADD THE BAKING SODA,

AND THE VINEGAR,

AND...

[CLASS GASPS IN ANTICIPATION]

UM, I DON'T THINK IT'S WORKING.

OH, IT'S WORKING ALL RIGHT.

WHAT I'VE CREATED HERE

IS A REALISTIC VOLCANO.

IT COULD EXPLODE AT ANY SECOND!

[GASPING IN DELIGHT]

- OR, LAY DORMANT - FOR A HUNDRED YEARS.

[SIGHING IN DEFEAT]

[BELL RINGS]

OKAY, SEE YOU ALL TOMORROW,

- WHEN WE'LL WITNESS - THIS TICKING TIME BOMB

DETONATE!

OR JUST CONTINUE TO SIT THERE.

- MR. YOUNG, - I JUST HAVE A QUESTION

ABOUT THE HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT.

[TALKING QUIETLY]

- TIME TO GIVE NATURE - A LITTLE KICK-START.

- OOH, I'LL ADD - LAVENDER BODY WASH

AND ZIT CREAM.

[CHEMICALS BUBBLING]

DERBY, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

ME?

THIS IS YOUR FAULT.

YOU LEFT ME UNATTENDED

WITH VOLATILE CHEMICALS!

- IT'S GOING TO - EXPLODE!

NO PROBLEM.

- I'LL JUST DOUSE IT - WITH WATER...

- WAIT, THAT'S - VINEGAR!

OH, NO...

[BUBBLING FURIOUSLY]

WE'VE GOT TO

DO SOMETHING BEFORE...

[CONTENTS SPLASH]

BEFORE WHAT?

[♪♪♪]

♪ GOODBYE, SUMMER

HELLO, FALL ♪

- ♪ WE'VE BEEN TRYING - TO GET HERE ♪

♪ SINCE WE BOTH

WERE BARELY TWO FEET TALL ♪

♪ WHO YOU CALLING KID?

WHO YOU CALLING KID? ♪

♪ WHO YOU CALLING KID? ♪

♪ CAN CALL ME WHAT YOU WANT ♪

♪ BUT I WON'T HEAR A WORD... ♪

♪ WHO YOU CALLING KID? ♪

[COUGHING]

- MY EYES ARE BURNING. - OPEN A WINDOW.

- FIRST, WE NEED TO - FIND THE WINDOW.

OKAY, I'VE GOT AN IDEA.

- WE OPEN A WINDOW - TO CLEAR THE SMOKE.

THEN, ONCE WE CAN SEE,

WE FIND A WINDOW

AND OPEN IT.

- DERBY, THAT DOESN'T MAKE - ANY SENSE.

- WELL, I CAN'T THINK - IN THESE CONDITIONS.

I NEED TO CLEAR MY HEAD.

SOMEONE OPEN A WINDOW.

[CELL PHONE RINGS]

HELLO?

IT'S PRINCIPAL TATER.

ASK HIM WHERE

THE WINDOW IS.

I HEARD A LOUD BOOM

- COMING FROM THE DIRECTION - OF YOUR LAB.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

- HE WANTS TO KNOW - WHAT'S GOING ON.

WHAT SHOULD I TELL HIM?

- LIE THROUGH - YOUR TEETH.

I'M WITH DERBY ON THIS ONE.

- OKAY, I'LL JUST - MAKE SOMETHING UP.

MR. TATER,

DERBY SABOTAGED MY VOLCANO,

AND IT ERUPTED ALL OVER ME,

- CREATING A NOXIOUS CLOUD - OF SMOKE.

WHAT!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

GIVE ME THE PHONE!

- DON'T LISTEN TO - MR. YOUNG.

- WHAT REALLY - HAPPENED IS...

I SABOTAGED

HIS VOLCANO,

- IT ERUPTED - ALL OVER HIM,

CREATING A NOXIOUS

CLOUD OF SMOKE.

YOU TWO ARE THE WORST LIARS

I HAVE EVER MET.

I TRIED TO LIE,

BUT THE TRUTH JUST CAME OUT.

- THIS TOMATO SAUCE - I TOOK FROM THE CAFETERIA

EXPIRED IN 1982!

WHO CARES?

WE'RE NOT MAKING

SPAGHETTI PUTTANESCA!

OOH, CAN WE MAKE

SPAGHETTI PUTTANESCA?

WHEN TOMATOES GO BAD,

THEY RELEASE NITROGEN.

- THAT, COMBINED WITH - THE OTHER ELEMENTS IN THE LAVA,

- IT MUST HAVE CREATED - C-11-H-17-N-2-NAO-2-S.

COULD YOU PUT IT IN TERMS

I CAN UNDERSTAND?

SODIUM THIOPENTAL,

TRUTH GAS.

NOW COULD

PUT IT IN TERMS

I CAN UNDERSTAND.

VOLCANO GO BOOM.

SMOKE MAKE US TELL TRUTH.

HELLO? HELLO?

ARE YOU STILL THERE?

- OKAY, YOU DEFINITELY - SHOULDN'T TELL TATER THAT!

AGREED.

- [CHUCKLING NONCHALANTLY] - MR. TATER...

- ECHO, DERBY AND I - HAVE ALL BEEN EXPOSED TO

SODIUM THIOPENTAL GAS.

- COULD YOU PUT IT IN TERMS - I CAN UNDERSTAND?

VOLCANO GO BOOM.

SMOKE MAKE US TELL TRUTH.

- IS THIS REALLY - NECESSARY?

I'M NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES.

YOU'RE ALL UNDER FULL QUARANTINE

- UNTIL THE EFFECTS OF THE GAS - HAVE WORN OFF.

DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?

YES, SIR.

ABSOLUTELY.

NOT EVEN A LITTLE.

YOU NO LEAVE TILL I SAY.

IN FACT, THIS PLACE

IS UNDER 100% LOCKDOWN.

NO ONE GOES OUT,

NO ONE COMES IN.

[DOOR OPENS]

HEY, ADAM.

MOM SAID I HAVE TO

DRIVE YOU HOME.

- PUT THIS OVER YOUR HEAD - SO NO ONE RECOGNIZES YOU

WHILE YOU CLIMB INTO MY TRUNK.

IVY, YOU'RE NOT

SUPPOSED TO BE IN HERE.

DON'T WORRY, I'M NOT STAYING.

THERE'S A BIG SALE AT THE MALL.

- YOU MIGHT WANT TO - CHECK IT OUT YOURSELF.

THIS ENSEMBLE

MAKES YOU LOOK PUFFY.

STOP RIGHT THERE, MISSY.

YOU'RE NOT LEAVING.

YOU'VE BEEN EXPOSED

TO THE TRUTH GAS.

I FEEL FINE.

- BESIDES, - I CAN'T MISS THAT SALE.

- PRETTY CLOTHES HELP MASK - MY DEEP-SEATED INSECURITIES,

AND FILL THE VOID IN MY LIFE

CREATED BY A LACK OF

MEANINGFUL SOCIAL BONDS.

SEE?

- YOU HAVE EVERYTHING - TO WORRY ABOUT.

IT'S COMPLETELY AFFECTED ME.

LATER.

NOW, I SUGGEST

- THE FIVE OF YOU - GET COMFORTABLE.

FIVE?

- BUT THERE ARE ONLY - FOUR OF US.

[SNORING]

SLAB?

- WHO FALLS ASLEEP - IN SCIENCE CLASS?

DURING TESTS?

WELL, I CAN SEE

THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN.

I WISH I COULD STAY

- AND SHARE THE EXPERIENCE - WITH YOU,

AND JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR...

I'M LYING.

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I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'VE BEEN

EXPOSED TO TRUTH GAS.

- I HOPE WE'RE NOT - QUARANTINED HERE ALL NIGHT.

ME TOO.

I CAN'T SLEEP A WINK

WITHOUT MR. CUDDLESWORTH.

OH, YOU STILL SLEEP WITH

A STUFFED ANIMAL?

[LAUGHS DISMISSIVELY]

- OF COURSE NOT, - THAT WOULD BE RIDICULOUS.

MR. CUDDLESWORTH IS MY BLANKY.

HE'S BLUE AND FUZZY

AND MAKES ME FEEL SAFE.

WHAT I MEAN IS,

MY CLOSET HAS MONSTERS.

[LAUGHS IN JEST]

I'M TOTALLY SERIOUS.

TATER CAN'T KEEP US HERE.

- LUCKILY, - I'M ALWAYS PREPARED

FOR A SITUATION LIKE THIS.

- SO, THIS STUFF - WILL HELP US ESCAPE?

UH, NO.

THIS IS MY PRANK KIT,

AND WHY DO I HAVE A PRANK KIT?

- SEE IF YOU CAN HANDLE - THIS TRUTH.

I LIKE PRANKIN'.

THAT'S IT.

- I'M NOT STAYING HERE - ANOTHER SECOND.

- I'VE GOT TO GET TO THE MALL - FOR THAT SALE,

- AND MY SECRET JOB - WORKING THE DEEP FRYER

AT CAPTAIN SCALLOPS

FISH 'N' CHIPS.

COOL!

CAN YOU GET ME EXTRA STAMPS

FOR MY LITTLE PIRATE'S

CLUB CARD?

- THREE MORE PEG LEGS - AND I GET A FREE BALLOON!

[SCREAMS]

WHERE ARE YOU HOPPING TO,

RUNNING RABBIT?

MR. TATER HAS TOLD ME

TO MAKE SURE YOU STAY

IN SCIENCE LAB.

OH, LOOK!

THIS NOT SCIENCE LAB.

THAT'S RIGHT, I'M LEAVING.

HOW DID YOU DO THAT?

DANG IS EVERYWHERE

AND NOWHERE,

BUT MOSTLY...

EVERYWHERE.

WELL, YOU'VE BEEN EXPOSED.

- THAT MEANS YOU CAN'T - LEAVE THE SCHOOL.

WHY WOULD I EVER LEAVE

THIS PARADISE?

I FINALLY FOUND PLACE

WHERE I CAN WEAR

FANCY HAT

- WITHOUT FEAR OF IT BEING STOLEN - BY LEAF MONKEY.

LOOK AT ME,

WEARING FANCY HAT!

COME AND GET IT,

LEAF MONKEY!

AH, BUT YOU CAN'T,

BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIVE

IN THIS PARADISE,

LEAF MONKEY...

[TATER]: FINE, ECHO,

- I'LL ESCORT YOU - TO THE BATHROOM.

- DERBY, I NEED - YOUR ADVICE.

SHH!

KEEP IT DOWN.

I DON'T WANT SLAB WAKING UP

- BEFORE I COMPLETE - MY MASTERPIECE.

FORGET THE STUPID PRANK!

- I'VE GOT REAL - PROBLEMS HERE.

STUPID PRANK?

- DO I COME TO YOUR PLACE - OF WORK

AND PUT DOWN WHAT YOU DO?

CONSTANTLY!

BUT I EXPECT MORE FROM YOU.

- Y-YOUR PROBLEMS - DON'T INTEREST ME,

AND I'M NOT SORRY.

THERE.

NOW, CAN WE GET BACK TO ME?

FEEL FREE TO TELL ME

WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND,

ALTHOUGH I'LL MOSTLY BE

CONCENTRATING ON MY PRANK.

EVERY TIME I TALK TO ECHO,

I'M FORCED TO TELL THE TRUTH.

IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME

- BEFORE I LET IT SLIP - HOW I FEEL ABOUT HER!

SO?

SO, SHE'LL BE FREAKED OUT

WHEN SHE DISCOVERS MY UNHEALTHY,

AND, YES, SOMEWHAT CREEPY

OBSESSION WITH HER.

- SO THEN JUST - DON'T TALK TO HER.

- THEN SHE'LL ASK - WHY I'M NOT TALKING TO HER,

AND I'LL BLURT OUT EVERYTHING!

THEN JUST ELIMINATE

YOUR ABILITY TO TALK.

"NO JET PACKS ALLOWED."

WHAT EXACTLY IS THIS PRANK?

ISN'T IT OBVIOUS?

I'M GOING TO MAKE SLAB THINK

HE'S BEEN ASLEEP

FOR A HUNDRED YEARS,

- AND HAS AWAKENED - IN A BLEAK DYSTOPIAN FUTURE.

CHECK OUT

THE CAFETERIA SPECIAL.

$600 FOR MACARONI AND BEEF?

I TOLD YOU IT WAS BLEAK.

- HEY, ADAM, WHAT - ARE YOU WORKING ON?

[MUFFLED]

I'M NUMBING MY OWN TONGUE.

- IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH - YOUR MOUTH?

I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU.

[SPLUTTERING] EXCELLENT!

EVERYTHING IS GOING

ACCORDING TO PLAN.

OH, I KNOW.

- MAYBE YOU CAN - TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED,

USING CHARADES.

FIRST WORD.

EYE!

SECOND WORD...

SOUNDS LIKE...

BUM!

CRUMB, DUMB...

NUMB?

- [MUMBLING] - THAT'S RIGHT!

UH-OH.

"NUMB."

DID YOU NUMB YOUR OWN TONGUE?

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

FIRST WORD...

COLD?

YOU'RE COLD?

YOUR TONGUE IS SO COLD

IT'S NUMB.

RUNNING!

RUNNING TO KEEP WARM!

[CRASHING AND THUDDING]

FALLING? FALLING DOWN?

NOSE BLEED! BIG NOSE BLEED...

POOL OF RED?

"THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER!"

I'VE GOT TO SAY, MR. TATER,

- THOSE VERTICAL STRIPES - ARE VERY SLIMMING.

- OH, DON'T TRY - TO FLATTER ME,

YOU'RE NOT LEAVING,

- BUT SINCE I KNOW - YOU'RE TELLING THE TRUTH,

THANK YOU.

[GROANS, STARTLED]

I'M OLD!

- AND WE'RE SUBJECTED TO - DRACONIAN LAWS

IN THIS BLEAK DYSTOPIA!

[GIGGLES]

[LAUGHING]

WHAT'S SO FUNNY,

YOUNG DESCENDENT OF DERBY?

I AM DERBY,

- AND I'M LAUGHING - BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT REALLY OLD.

I JUST SUCCESSFULLY PRANKED YOU.

YOU THOUGHT THAT WOULD WORK?

YEAH, WELL, THE JOKE'S ON ME,

BECAUSE I WAS COMPLETELY FOOLED.

WHAT?

WELL, I KNEW YOU'D BE FOOLED,

BECAUSE I THINK

YOU'RE A BIG, DUMB IDIOT.

WHAT DID YOU SAY?

[SEETHING]

DON'T HURT ME!

[SOBBING]

I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

W-WHAT'S HAPPENING?

YOU HURT MY FEELINGS.

YOU HAVE FEELINGS?

OF COURSE.

I'M NOT A VIOLENT PERSON

BY NATURE,

- BUT KIDS CAN BE CRUEL - WHEN YOU DON'T FIT IN,

SO I USE MY CONSIDERABLE

STATURE AND STRENGTH

AS A DEFENSE MECHANISM

TO MASK MY PAIN.

WHY AM I TELLING YOU THIS,

INSTEAD OF JUST PUNCHING YOU?

[SOBBING]

[SNIVELING]

HEY THERE, GORGEOUS.

I HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE.

IT'S TOO BAD

WE'RE ON THE SECOND FLOOR,

OR I'D GO OUT THE WINDOW.

- YOU COULD MAKE A ROPE - OUT OF YOUR CLOTHES.

- HOW ABOUT I MAKE A ROPE - OUT OF YOUR CLOTHES?

YOU WANT TO START

UPSTAIRS OR DOWNSTAIRS?

- ACTUALLY, I DON'T THINK - YOUR DOLL CLOTHES

- WILL GET ME MUCH FARTHER - THAN THE LEDGE.

[SCREAMING]

[SCREAMING]

THAT'S IT, WALK AWAY!

NO ONE CAN FOOL DANG!

OH, YEAH?

MY FANCY HAT!

THIS NOT OVER,

LEAF MONKEY!

- [MUMBLING] - HEY, DERBY.

WHOA, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

- [MUMBLING]: - I NUMBED MY OWN TONGUE...

I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU.

TRY CHARADES.

FIRST WORD...

I...

- YOU NUMBED - YOUR OWN TONGUE

- SO ECHO WOULDN'T BE ABLE - TO UNDERSTAND YOU,

- AND NOW YOU'RE TELLING THE TRUTH - IN CHARADES?

OW!

- WELL, YOU NEED TO - MAKE YOUR CHARADES

- AS HARD TO UNDERSTAND - AS YOUR WORDS.

[CLAPPING]

THANK YOU.

- I AM AS WISE - AS THIS HAT IS FANCY.

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WHAT IS THIS?

- I SEE WHAT - GOING ON HERE.

[GLEEFULLY]

THIS CHOM CHOM TREE!

I NOT SEE ONE OF THESE

SINCE I LEFT VIETNAM!

NOW TO SHAKE LOOSE

RIPE, JUICY CHOM CHOM FRUIT.

[OBJECTS CLATTER]

[KEYS JANGLE]

THIS TREE HOLD MANY TREASURE,

BUT THE TREASURE

I COVET MOST

IS THE TANGY SWEET FLESH

OF CHOM CHOM!

OW!

IVY?

- PLEASE, DANG, I HAVE TO - GET OUT OF HERE.

I UNDERSTAND YOUR DESIRE.

I, TOO,

HAVE DESIRE...

FOR CHOM CHOM FRUIT!

BUT YOU ATE ENTIRE HARVEST!

IN MY VILLAGE,

FOR AN ACT SO EVIL,

YOU WOULD BE EXILED

- AND FORCED TO LIVE - WITH LEAF MONKEY

WITH NOTHING BUT

UNFANCY HAT,

WHICH MIGHT SOUND GOOD,

AT FIRST,

BUT WITHOUT FANCY HAT

AS DIVERSION,

LEAF MONKEY GO FOR FACE!

[HISSING]

[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]

HEY, ADAM,

- I FEEL LIKE - YOU'VE BEEN AVOIDING ME.

IS EVERYTHING OKAY?

- [MUMBLING] - NO, I'M TRYING NOT TO...

I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU.

TRY CHARADES.

FIRST WORD.

[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]

ARMS?

LONG, CRAZY ARMS?

- MONKEY... - MONKEY ARMS?

LEAF MONKEY?

- A LEAF MONKEY STOLE - YOUR FANCY HAT!

OH, I THOUGHT I HAD THAT ONE.

- WELL, SINCE CHARADES - AREN'T WORKING,

DO YOU KNOW MORSE CODE?

THAT'S GREAT!

- I PICKED IT UP - WHEN I WAS A BADGER SCOUT.

YOU CAN BLINK TO COMMUNICATE.

I...

HAVE...

ATTACHED...

ELECTRODES...

[MOANING]

[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]

[SOBBING AND SNIFFLING]

HEY, BIG GUY.

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

EARLIER,

- WHEN I CALLED YOU - A BIG, DUMB IDIOT,

- I WASN'T ANGRY - WHEN I SAID IT,

- AND I REALLY DID - MEAN IT.

[SOBBING]

I HATE THIS

TRUTH GAS.

BUT EVEN IF YOU ARE

A BIG, DUMB IDIOT...

WHICH YOU ARE, AND I WISH

I COULD STOP SAYING...

- THE IMPORTANT THING - TO REMEMBER IS

- THAT YOU HAVE NO OTHER - GOOD QUALITIES.

[SOBBING PITIFULLY]

DARN IT!

SO, I'M SITTING

IN MY OFFICE,

TRYING TO ENJOY

MY CHOM CHOM SMOOTHIE...

[SLURPING]

WHEN I HEAR DANG GOING ON

ABOUT THE LEAF MONKEYS AGAIN.

- I COME OUT TO TELL HIM - TO PIPE DOWN,

AND WHO DO I FIND?

BUT, MR. TATER,

I'M NOT FINE.

- I'M STILL COMPLETELY - UNDER THE EFFECTS

OF THE TRUTH GAS.

DARN IT.

- IF I SEE YOU - OUT IN THAT HALLWAY

- ONE MORE TIME, - YOUNG LADY,

THERE WILL BE

SERIOUS CONSEQUENCES!

[SLURPING]

[AIR HISSING]

- HE SAID - STAY OUT OF THE HALLWAY,

BUT HE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING

ABOUT THE VENT.

- ALTHOUGH THIS TRUTH GAS - PREVENTS ME FROM LYING,

- IT IN NO WAY ALTERS - MY MORAL COMPASS,

- WHICH IS POINTED SQUARELY - AT THE MALL.

MOLD, POLLEN,

DUST, CAT HAIR?

YOU'RE ALLERGIC TO

ALL THIS STUFF.

CAREFUL,

- A SINGLE PINCH OF THAT - WILL MAKE YOUR EYES SWELL SHUT.

[YELPING IN PAIN]

- OH, ADAM, - I CAN'T JUST STAND HERE

- AND WATCH YOU - DO THIS TO YOURSELF.

I'M GOING TO GO GRAB A CHAIR.

DERBY...

I'VE HAD A LOT OF TIME TO THINK,

AND I'VE REALIZED

TWO THINGS ABOUT MYSELF.

ONE, I ENJOY A GOOD CRY,

AND, TWO, I ONLY REALIZED

ONE THING ABOUT MYSELF.

I REALIZED SOMETHING, TOO.

DESPITE YOUR GRUFF EXTERIOR,

- TODAY TAUGHT ME THAT - YOU DO INDEED HAVE A HEART.

REALLY?

ABSOLUTELY.

I MAY NEEDLE YOU,

- BUT ONLY BECAUSE - I CONSIDER YOU A FRIEND,

A DEAR FRIEND.

YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME CRY,

WHICH, AS I'VE SAID,

I ACTUALLY KIND OF ENJOY.

COME HERE, FRIEND.

DERBY, THAT

WAS AMAZING!

BY SEEING SLAB THROUGH

THE PRISM OF NAKED HONESTY,

NOT ONLY DID YOU FIND

HIS HUMANITY,

- BUT YOU ALSO FOUND - COMMON GROUND BETWEEN YOU.

OH, THAT?

NAH, I WAS JUST LYING.

WAIT, I WAS LYING!

YOU MEAN

THE TRUTH GAS WORE OFF?

DOES THAT MEAN I'M CURED, TOO?

- QUICK, ASK ME A QUESTION - YOU KNOW THE ANSWER TO

TO SEE IF I CAN LIE.

- DO YOU FIND ME EVEN - THE SLIGHTEST BIT ATTRACTIVE?

YES.

I'M CURED!

WHOO!

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ALL RIGHT, YOU CALLED,

AND I'M HERE,

- BUT IF THIS IS - SOME KIND OF TRICK...

NO TRICK, MR. TATER.

- THE TRUTH GAS - HAS RUN ITS COURSE.

PROVE IT.

YOU ARE A BELOVED PRINCIPAL,

AND I HAVE NOTHING BUT

GREAT RESPECT FOR YOU.

THAT COULD JUST AS EASILY

BE THE TRUTH.

YOU ARE

A BELOVED PRINCIPAL,

- AND I HAVE NOTHING BUT - GREAT RESPECT FOR YOU.

ALL RIGHT,

YOU PEOPLE ARE CURED.

- [MUMBLING] - HOORAY, WE'RE FREE!

[YELPS]

- THE GAS IS MANIFESTING - NEW SIDE EFFECTS.

NO, HE'S FINE.

- HE JUST DID ALL THIS - TO AVOID TALKING TO ECHO.

TELL HIM, ADAM.

DERBY, THAT'S

NOT TRUE!

- WELL, IT'S NICE TO KNOW - YOU DON'T ENJOY MY COMPANY.

DON'T WORRY,

- I'LL MAKE SURE YOU NEVER - HAVE TO SPEAK TO ME AGAIN.

[WHIMPERS PITIFULLY]

THAT'S IT,

THE QUARANTINE HOLDS

UNTIL THESE SYMPTOMS PASS,

- OR THE BUILDING - IS VAPORIZED BY THE ARMY

TO PREVENT AN OUTBREAK

- THAT COULD RESULT IN - THE EXTINCTION OF ALL MANKIND.

WORST CASE SCENARIO.

[ALL SHOUTING IN PROTEST]

- I DON'T - WANT TO HEAR IT!

THE FIVE OF YOU ARE...

WAIT A SECOND, WHERE'S IVY?

[CEILING CRUMBLING]

- [IVY SCREAMS] - WHOA!

[GROANING]

- MR. TATER, - YOUR HAZMAT SUIT,

IT'S RIPPED!

[YELPS]

- I'VE GOT TO GET TO MY OFFICE - AND FETCH MY SEWING KIT.

[DOORKNOB RATTLES]

NOT SO FAST, BALD DEMON.

[SCREAMS]

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