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[♪♪♪]
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CAN ANYONE TELL ME
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WHAT DNA IS?
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DERBY?
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I HAVE NO IDEA.
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THEN WHY DID YOU
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RAISE YOUR HAND?
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PARTICIPATION IS WORTH
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30% OF OUR GRADE.
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- IT DOESN'T COUNT
- IF YOU DON'T ANSWER.
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- YES, IT DOES.
- NO, IT DOESN'T.
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- YES, IT DOES.
- NO, IT DOESN'T.
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THAT SHOULD DO IT.
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WOULD YOU SIGN THIS FORM
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SO I GET CREDIT FOR DEBATE CLUB?
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ECHO?
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DNA STANDS FOR DEOXY...
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RIBONUCLEIC ACID.
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- WHICH CONTAINS
- THE GENETIC INSTRUCTIONS
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USED IN THE DEVELOPMENT
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OF ALL KNOWN LIVING ORGANISMS.
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PRESS ENTER FOR MORE.
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OH.
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OKAY, LET'S ALL COLLECT
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OUR OWN DNA SAMPLES.
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EVERYONE, SWAB
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THE INSIDE OF YOUR CHEEK...
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- AND JUST TO BE CLEAR, SLAB,
- THE CHEEK ON YOUR FACE!
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YEAH.
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THE DNA WE INHERIT FROM
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OUR PARENTS MAKES US STRONG,
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OR...
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DIFFERENT...
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OR GIVES US BEAUTIFUL HAIR.
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THICK,
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LUXURIOUS HAIR
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- YOU JUST WANT TO RUN
- YOUR FINGERS THROUGH AND SMELL,
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AND SNIP OFF A LOCK TO KEEP
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UNDER YOUR PILLOW, AND...
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- DUDE, I KNOW I HAVE
- NICE HAIR,
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BUT YOU'RE KIND OF
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CREEPING ME OUT.
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♪ GOODBYE, SUMMER
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HELLO, FALL ♪
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♪ BEEN TRYING TO GET HERE ♪
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♪ SINCE WE BOTH
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WERE BARELY TWO FEET TALL ♪
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♪ WHO YOU CALLING KID?
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WHO YOU CALLING KID? ♪
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♪ WHO YOU CALLING KID? ♪
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- ♪ YOU CAN CALL ME
- WHAT YOU WANT ♪
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♪ BUT I WON'T HEAR A WORD... ♪
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♪ WHO YOU CALLING KID? ♪
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[♪♪♪]
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DANG, I DIDN'T KNOW
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YOU CAME TO PEP RALLIES.
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STRICTLY ON BUSINESS.
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I COME TO CLEAN UP VOMIT.
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WHAT VOMIT?
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TELL YOUR PAPPIES,
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TELL YOUR MAMAS,
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THESE SCRAPPY JOES
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ARE THE CAT'S PAJAMAS!
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WHOO!
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- NO, NO, PLEASE,
- PUT YOUR LEG DOWN!
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[STUDENTS THROWING UP]
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SHOW TIME!
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WHERE ARE
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THE REAL CHEERLEADERS?
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THIS SCHOOL HASN'T
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HAD ANY FOR YEARS.
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TATER BANNED THEM.
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WHAT? THAT'S THE ONLY REASON
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I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL!
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WELL, I, FOR ONE,
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THINK CHEERLEADING
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IS DEGRADING TO WOMEN.
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ACTUALLY,
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- I'VE ALWAYS WANTED
- TO BE A CHEERLEADER.
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AS WELL YOU SHOULD.
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THE WORLD NEEDS MORE CHEER,
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AND THE PEOPLE WHO LEAD IT.
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I THOUGHT YOU SAID
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IT WAS DEGRADING.
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I SAY A LOT OF THINGS.
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- COME ON, LET'S GO
- AND SEE IF WE CAN GET YOU
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INTO ONE OF THOSE SHORT,
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LITTLE CHEERLEADER SKIRTS.
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TWO! FOUR! SIX! EIGHT!
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THOSE ARE THE TIMES
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I HAVE MY NAPS!
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[♪♪♪]
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- HOW COULD YOU DO THIS
- TO THESE POOR GIRLS
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- WHO WANT NOTHING MORE
- THAN TO SHAKE THEIR...
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POM POMS?
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IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL.
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- THAT'S RIGHT.
- IT'S AN ENORMOUS DEAL!
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WHILE IT'S TRUE
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THAT I BANNED CHEERLEADERS,
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IT WAS FOR A VERY GOOD REASON.
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YOU HATE SPIRIT
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AND ANYONE WHO HAS IT?
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ON THE CONTRARY.
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- WHEN I WAS
- A STUDENT HERE,
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I WAS THE SCHOOL MASCOT!
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I OOZED SPIRIT,
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AND OTHER STUFF...
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- BUT THAT MOSTLY CLEARED UP
- IN MY 30s.
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SO, WHY DID YOU GET
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RID OF THE CHEERLEADERS?
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AH...
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THE GREAT MASCOT INCIDENT
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OF '85.
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[♪♪♪]
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- [TATER]: I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE
- LEADING THE PEP RALLY,
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BUT I COULDN'T FIND
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MY CHICKEN HEAD.
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[ECHO]: ABOUT THAT.
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- WHY WOULD THE SCHOOL
- PICK A CHICKEN
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AS ITS SYMBOL?
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- WERE THE "SCAREDY CATS"
- TAKEN?
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IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE
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THE FINNEGAN FRIARS,
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YOU KNOW, LIKE FRIAR TUCK,
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- BUT THE GUY AT THE UNIFORM STORE
- WAS A FORMER BUTCHER,
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AND THOUGHT WE MEANT
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THE SMALLEST TYPE
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OF CHICKEN SOLD,
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SUITABLE FOR FRYING,
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AS OPPOSED TO THE SLIGHTLY
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LARGER BROILER,
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OR THE PLUMP AND JUICY ROASTER.
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YOU CARRY AROUND
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A POULTRY CHART?
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I GET THIS QUESTION A LOT.
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I LOST MY HEAD!
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I LOST MY HEAD!
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COOL YOUR JETS.
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- YOU'RE RUNNING AROUND
- LIKE A CHICKEN WHO...
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LOST ITS HEAD! I KNOW!
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HAVE YOU SEEN MY HEAD?
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HAVE YOU SEEN MY FIST?
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AH!
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LIKE, HERE IT IS.
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BODACIOUS!
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[SQUELCH]
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EW!
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GRODY TO THE MAX!
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SOMEONE PUT GLUE
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IN MY CHICKEN HEAD.
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I CAN'T FOLLOW
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ALL THIS '80s SLANG,
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WHAT DOES "GLUE
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IN MY CHICKEN HEAD" MEAN?
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IT MEANS YOUR MOTHER
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PUT GLUE IN MY CHICKEN HEAD!
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MY MOTHER?
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YES.
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I LOOKED OVER AT HER,
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AND SHE HAD GLUE
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ALL OVER HER HANDS.
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THE GLUE DRIED,
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- AND I WAS STUCK
- WEARING THAT HEAD FOR A WEEK.
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[♪♪♪]
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[CROWD CHEERING]
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EVENTUALLY, I HAD TO TAKE
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DRASTIC MEASURES.
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[GROANING WITH EFFORT]
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UNFORTUNATELY,
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- THE HEAD WASN'T THE ONLY THING
- THAT CAME OFF.
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[RIP]
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[GROANING]
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[SHRIEKS]
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[LAUGHING]
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IT'S NOT FUNNY!
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CHEERLEADERS ARE EVIL!
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AND AS LONG AS I'M PRINCIPAL,
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WE WILL NEVER, EVER,
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EVER, NEVER
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HAVE THEM IN THIS SCHOOL.
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AND IF YOU WANT TO BLAME
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SOMEONE FOR THAT,
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BLAME YOUR MOTHER.
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OKAY, JUST TAKE IT EASY.
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- THERE ARE A LOTS OF
- ADVANTAGES TO BEING BALD.
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NAME ONE.
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WELL...
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- YOU DON'T HAVE TO SPEND
- ALL OF YOUR MONEY
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ON SHAMPOO,
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OR CONDITIONER.
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OR DATES.
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THIS IS ABOUT CHEERLEADERS,
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NOT HAIR PRODUCTS,
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OR MY... CONSCIOUS DECISION
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TO FOCUS ON MY CAREER.
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[♪♪♪]
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- I WANT ANSWERS, MISSY,
- AND I WANT THEM NOW.
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ANSWERS?
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ANSWERS ABOUT WHAT?
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DON'T PLAY COY
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WITH ME, SISTER.
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YOU STOLE TATER'S HAIR
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AND BROKE THE HEART
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OF CHEERLEADING'S
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NEXT GENERATION.
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LOOK AT THIS WOMAN.
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SHE'S CRESTFALLEN.
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- I WOULDN'T SAY
- CRESTFALLEN...
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YOU SEE THAT?
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YOU'VE MADE HER
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SO UPSET,
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SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW
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HOW SHE FEELS.
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THE LEAST YOU CAN DO
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FOR THIS POOR GIRL
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IS DIG OUT YOUR OLD
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CHEERLEADER COSTUME,
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LET HER TRY IT ON,
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- AND TEACH HER
- A COUPLE OF MOVES...
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LIKE THAT HIP SHAKE THING.
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OH, THIS IS ABOUT
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THE GREAT CHEERLEADER FRAME-UP
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OF '85.
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I'M, LIKE, TOTALLY GOING TO
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BE LATE FOR THE PEP RALLY!
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YOU, LIKE, TOTALLY SHOULD
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HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT
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- BEFORE YOU FAILED TO TURN IN
- YOUR COLLAGE
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ON THE WAR OF 1812!
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BUT THERE ARE NO PHOTOS
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OF THE WAR OF 1812.
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DON'T YOU TELL ME WHEN
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PHOTOS WERE INVENTED!
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I POSED
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FOR GEORGE EASTMAN
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- WEARING NOTHING
- BUT A PARASOL
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AND A TOOTHY SMILE.
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NOW GET TO WORK!
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SO I SAT THERE CUTTING
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AND PASTING PICTURES
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FROM A PILE OF CAT MAGAZINES,
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UNTIL SHE FINALLY FELL ASLEEP.
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[SNORING]
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[SNORING]
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WHEN I GOT TO THE PEP RALLY,
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TATER WAS LOOKING FOR
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HIS CHICKEN HEAD.
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- I LOST MY HEAD,
- I LOST MY HEAD!
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COOL YOUR JETS!
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- YOU'RE RUNNING AROUND
- LIKE A CHICKEN WHO...
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LOST ITS HEAD, I KNOW!
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LIKE, HERE IT IS!
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BODACIOUS!
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[SQUELCH]
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EW! GRODY TO THE MAX!
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- TATER SAW GLUE ON MY HANDS
- AND BLAMED ME.
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[GASPS]
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I AM SO TELLING ON YOU!
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BUT THAT GLUE
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WAS FROM MY WAR OF 1812
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CAT COLLAGE.
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UNFORTUNATELY, I HAD NO PROOF.
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- I WAS SUSPENDED FOR A WEEK, EVEN
- THOUGH I WAS INNOCENT.
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DON'T WORRY.
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- WE ARE GOING TO
- CLEAR YOUR NAME!
266
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IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL.
267
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THAT'S RIGHT,
268
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IT'S AN ENORMOUS DEAL!
269
00:09:33,615 --> 00:09:35,385
- YEAH, MR. TATER'S
- STILL REALLY MAD AT YOU.
270
00:09:35,409 --> 00:09:36,618
HMM.
271
00:09:36,660 --> 00:09:38,430
- MAYBE I SHOULDN'T HAVE
- LAUGHED AT HIS BALD HEAD
272
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- WHEN I GOT BACK
- FROM SUSPENSION...
273
00:09:41,415 --> 00:09:42,916
AND FOR THE NEXT TWO YEARS...
274
00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:46,003
AND AT THE PTA MEETING
275
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LAST WEEK.
276
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HOW COULD YOU?
277
00:09:51,675 --> 00:09:53,593
- YOU'VE BROKEN
- THE HEART OF...
278
00:09:53,635 --> 00:09:55,595
[SNORING]
279
00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:03,437
[BOOK THUDS]
280
00:10:03,479 --> 00:10:04,438
WHO HAS HEARD OF
281
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THE WAR OF 1812?
282
00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:10,361
FORGET 1812,
283
00:10:10,402 --> 00:10:12,363
- I WANT TO KNOW
- WHAT HAPPENED IN '85!
284
00:10:12,404 --> 00:10:14,281
AH, YES.
285
00:10:14,323 --> 00:10:16,180
I REMEMBER IT
286
00:10:16,181 --> 00:10:18,035
LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY.
287
00:10:18,076 --> 00:10:20,204
[♪♪♪]
288
00:10:22,039 --> 00:10:24,020
BANG THOSE SPIKES,
289
00:10:24,021 --> 00:10:26,001
LAY THAT TRACK
290
00:10:26,043 --> 00:10:27,982
OR THIS CABOOSE
291
00:10:27,983 --> 00:10:29,921
AIN'T COMING BACK!
292
00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:33,551
[CHEERING]
293
00:10:34,718 --> 00:10:35,677
NOT 1885!
294
00:10:35,719 --> 00:10:39,056
TOOT! TOOT!
295
00:10:40,558 --> 00:10:43,101
WOULD YOU STOP THAT!
296
00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:44,750
I WANT TO KNOW WHAT
297
00:10:44,751 --> 00:10:46,355
HAPPENED IN 1985!
298
00:10:46,397 --> 00:10:47,731
AH, YES,
299
00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:52,694
THE GREAT SPIRIT DAY OF '85.
300
00:10:52,736 --> 00:10:53,946
I REMEMBER IT
301
00:10:53,947 --> 00:10:55,155
LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY...
302
00:10:55,197 --> 00:10:56,674
- I'M, LIKE, TOTALLY
- GOING TO BE LATE
303
00:10:56,698 --> 00:10:58,242
FOR THE PEP RALLY!
304
00:10:58,283 --> 00:10:59,719
- YOU, LIKE, TOTALLY
- SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT
305
00:10:59,743 --> 00:11:01,620
- BEFORE YOU FAILED
- TO TURN IN YOUR COLLAGE
306
00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:02,661
ON THE WAR OF 1812!
307
00:11:04,039 --> 00:11:06,500
NOW GET TO WORK!
308
00:11:06,542 --> 00:11:08,502
[FUMING]
309
00:11:10,879 --> 00:11:12,631
BUT WHEN I LOOKED OVER
310
00:11:12,632 --> 00:11:14,383
TO SEE HOW SHE WAS DOING,
311
00:11:14,425 --> 00:11:15,572
I NOTICED SHE HAD SOMETHING
312
00:11:15,573 --> 00:11:16,718
ALL OVER HER HANDS.
313
00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:19,804
HELP, I'VE BEEN SLIMED!
314
00:11:23,559 --> 00:11:25,457
THERE WAS SOMETHING STRANGE
315
00:11:25,458 --> 00:11:27,354
IN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD.
316
00:11:27,396 --> 00:11:30,315
WE WERE HAUNTED!
317
00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:31,733
[SCREAMS]
318
00:11:31,775 --> 00:11:33,360
BUT LUCKILY,
319
00:11:33,402 --> 00:11:34,570
THOSE NICE MEN
320
00:11:34,571 --> 00:11:35,737
WITH THE BACKPACKS SHOWED UP
321
00:11:35,779 --> 00:11:37,197
AND SAVED THE DAY.
322
00:11:43,787 --> 00:11:45,747
- THAT'S THE PLOT
- OF GHOSTBUSTERS!
323
00:11:45,789 --> 00:11:47,541
SHH, LET HER FINISH!
324
00:11:47,583 --> 00:11:48,583
I LOVE THIS MOVIE.
325
00:11:49,668 --> 00:11:51,336
WAIT!
326
00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:53,398
- WHY AREN'T YOU TWO WORKING ON
- YOUR WAR OF 1812 COLLAGES?
327
00:11:53,422 --> 00:11:54,465
NO, WE...
328
00:11:54,506 --> 00:11:56,758
NOW GET TO WORK!
329
00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,760
- AND I WANT YOU
- TO MAKE SOMETHING
330
00:11:58,802 --> 00:12:00,679
THAT HAS ALL THE DETAIL
331
00:12:00,680 --> 00:12:02,556
AND HISTORICAL ACCURACY OF THIS.
332
00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:06,160
- WHY DO YOU HAVE
- THAT CHICKEN HEAD?
333
00:12:06,184 --> 00:12:07,686
- WHY DO YOU HAVE
- THOSE DONKEY EARS?
334
00:12:09,438 --> 00:12:11,107
HE'S TALKING
335
00:12:11,108 --> 00:12:12,774
ABOUT THIS.
336
00:12:12,816 --> 00:12:13,859
WELL, THAT MAKES
337
00:12:13,860 --> 00:12:14,901
MORE SENSE, -FISH LIPS!
338
00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:18,572
I KEEP MEMENTOS
339
00:12:18,573 --> 00:12:20,282
FROM MY PAST HERE.
340
00:12:20,324 --> 00:12:21,951
I'VE GOT LOTS OF JUNK
341
00:12:21,952 --> 00:12:23,577
IN MY TRUNK.
342
00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:27,102
YEAH, WE SAW THE WHOLE
343
00:12:27,103 --> 00:12:28,957
CABOOSE SHOW EARLIER.
344
00:12:31,543 --> 00:12:32,503
- OKAY, I FOUND
- TWO DNA SAMPLES
345
00:12:32,544 --> 00:12:33,629
IN THE CHICKEN HEAD.
346
00:12:33,671 --> 00:12:35,005
ONE IS TATER'S.
347
00:12:35,046 --> 00:12:35,797
HOW DO YOU KNOW?
348
00:12:35,839 --> 00:12:36,839
IT CAME FROM THIS.
349
00:12:39,301 --> 00:12:40,491
AND THE OTHER ONE CAME FROM
350
00:12:40,492 --> 00:12:41,679
A SKIN SAMPLE I FOUND
351
00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:42,720
ON THE GLUE.
352
00:12:43,722 --> 00:12:45,182
[BEEPS DEVICE ON]
353
00:12:45,223 --> 00:12:46,766
I'M ANALYZING IT NOW.
354
00:12:46,808 --> 00:12:48,602
[PRINTOUT WHIRRS]
355
00:12:50,854 --> 00:12:52,814
WAIT A SECOND...
356
00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:56,485
THIS SAMPLE IS
357
00:12:56,486 --> 00:12:57,736
REMARKABLY SIMILAR TO SLAB'S.
358
00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,363
- I KNOW HE'S NOT
- THE SHARPEST CHEESE
359
00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:00,822
IN THE TEX-MEX BLEND,
360
00:13:00,864 --> 00:13:02,491
BUT SLAB HASN'T BEEN
361
00:13:02,492 --> 00:13:04,117
HELD BACK FOR 25 YEARS.
362
00:13:04,159 --> 00:13:05,827
IT MUST HAVE BEEN HIS FATHER.
363
00:13:05,869 --> 00:13:07,138
- HE WAS THERE WHEN IT HAPPENED.
364
00:13:07,162 --> 00:13:08,539
WELL, WE'LL NEED PROOF.
365
00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:10,517
- I'M AFRAID WE'RE GOING TO
- HAVE TO GET A DNA SAMPLE
366
00:13:10,541 --> 00:13:11,542
FROM SLAB SR.
367
00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:13,335
- NO PROBLEM.
- MAYBE AFTER THAT,
368
00:13:13,377 --> 00:13:14,712
- WE CAN FIND TATER
- A DATE.
369
00:13:14,753 --> 00:13:15,629
[THEY LAUGH]
370
00:13:15,671 --> 00:13:17,297
FOR THE LAST TIME,
371
00:13:17,339 --> 00:13:18,841
I'M MAKING A CONSCIOUS DECISION
372
00:13:18,842 --> 00:13:20,342
TO FOCUS ON MY CAREER!
373
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,932
- MR. SLABINSKY,
- THANK YOU FOR COMING IN
374
00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:29,560
TO DISCUSS YOUR SON'S PROGRESS.
375
00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:31,936
YOU'RE A KID.
376
00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:33,813
- TRUE, BUT I'M ALSO
- HIS SCIENCE TEACHER,
377
00:13:33,855 --> 00:13:34,898
WHICH IS WHY I...
378
00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:36,775
HOW OLD ARE YOU?
379
00:13:38,694 --> 00:13:40,529
- NOT REALLY RELEVANT
- TO THE CONFERENCE,
380
00:13:40,571 --> 00:13:42,656
BUT I'LL BE 15 IN MARCH.
381
00:13:42,698 --> 00:13:43,699
[SCOFFS]
382
00:13:43,700 --> 00:13:44,700
YOU'RE KIDDING ME?
383
00:13:44,742 --> 00:13:45,825
YOU'RE ONLY...
384
00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:50,872
WOW, I GUESS THE FRUITBALL
385
00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:52,832
DOESN'T FALL FAR FROM THE TREE.
386
00:13:58,046 --> 00:13:59,297
HEY!
387
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:00,549
WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING.
388
00:14:00,591 --> 00:14:01,717
DON'T MIND DANG.
389
00:14:01,759 --> 00:14:02,839
HE'S JUST HERE CLEANING UP.
390
00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:05,470
[IMITATING DANG]: WELCOME.
391
00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:08,390
MR. SLABINSKY,
392
00:14:08,391 --> 00:14:09,849
AS YOU MAY KNOW,
393
00:14:09,891 --> 00:14:11,619
- YOUR SON ISN'T DOING
- VERY WELL IN MY CLASS.
394
00:14:11,643 --> 00:14:12,770
[VACUUM CLEANER WHIRRS]
395
00:14:12,811 --> 00:14:13,895
DANG!
396
00:14:13,937 --> 00:14:14,896
- I CAN'T HEAR
- OVER YOUR VACUUMING!
397
00:14:14,938 --> 00:14:16,565
APOLOGIES.
398
00:14:16,607 --> 00:14:19,317
I HANG HEAD IN SHAME.
399
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:20,902
CAREFUL,
400
00:14:20,944 --> 00:14:23,047
- YOU MIGHT ACCIDENTALLY REMOVE
- SOME HAIR FROM HIS HEAD.
401
00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:25,156
THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.
402
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:26,242
I'M COMPLETELY HAIRLESS
403
00:14:26,243 --> 00:14:27,284
FROM HEAD TO TOE.
404
00:14:29,119 --> 00:14:30,287
I SUFFER FROM
405
00:14:30,288 --> 00:14:31,455
FULL-BODY ALOPECIA.
406
00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:34,583
WHAT ABOUT LUSCIOUS LOCKS
407
00:14:34,625 --> 00:14:36,918
WHICH FLOW FROM SCALP
408
00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:38,399
LIKE CRYSTAL WATERS
409
00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:39,838
OF MEKONG RIVER?
410
00:14:41,590 --> 00:14:43,925
THE HAIR, THE SIDEBURNS,
411
00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:45,885
EVEN THE SWEET 'STACHE,
412
00:14:45,927 --> 00:14:47,638
IT'S 100% ALPACA,
413
00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:49,431
- FUSED TO MY FLESH
- WITH A HOT GLUE GUN.
414
00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:52,601
OF COURSE IT IS.
415
00:14:58,607 --> 00:14:59,983
DANG!
416
00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:01,526
WHY DON'T YOU THROW OUT
417
00:15:01,527 --> 00:15:03,027
MR. SLABINSKY'S CUP FOR HIM?
418
00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:04,946
YES, MR. YOUNG.
419
00:15:04,988 --> 00:15:06,573
WHOA!
420
00:15:06,615 --> 00:15:08,826
IZZY'S DELI GIVES FREE REFILLS.
421
00:15:08,867 --> 00:15:11,745
I'VE HAD THIS CUP SINCE '92.
422
00:15:12,996 --> 00:15:14,164
ONE WORD TO IZZY,
423
00:15:14,205 --> 00:15:15,975
- AND YOU'LL FEEL THE STING
- OF MY HAIRLESS FIST.
424
00:15:15,999 --> 00:15:17,793
WORRY NOT.
425
00:15:17,835 --> 00:15:19,628
- YOUR SECRETS
- WILL REMAIN WITH ME
426
00:15:19,670 --> 00:15:20,962
FOR ALL ETERNITY.
427
00:15:21,004 --> 00:15:22,485
ANYWAYS, I DON'T CARE
428
00:15:22,486 --> 00:15:23,965
IF YOU KEEP FAILING MY KID.
429
00:15:24,007 --> 00:15:25,467
IT'S PUBLIC SCHOOL.
430
00:15:25,509 --> 00:15:27,552
IT'S FREE.
431
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:29,095
W-WAIT, DON'T GO!
432
00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:30,930
- UH, DANG MUST CLEAN
- CHALK BRUSHES!
433
00:15:33,892 --> 00:15:34,810
ACHOO!
434
00:15:34,852 --> 00:15:36,812
UGH, BLESS YOU.
435
00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:39,648
[SHUDDERS]
436
00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:43,777
UGH...
437
00:15:43,819 --> 00:15:46,988
WELL, I GUESS WE GOT SOME DNA.
438
00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:48,198
HEY!
439
00:15:48,239 --> 00:15:49,825
[THEY SCREAM]
440
00:15:49,867 --> 00:15:51,910
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
441
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:52,911
I CAN EXPLAIN...
442
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:53,952
NN!
443
00:15:56,998 --> 00:15:59,959
IS IT REALLY YOU?
444
00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:04,088
MY TWIN BROTHER, DING?
445
00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:06,842
YES, DANG!
446
00:16:06,884 --> 00:16:08,009
SO GOOD TO SEE YOU!
447
00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:09,470
DO NOT TOUCH ME,
448
00:16:09,471 --> 00:16:10,888
BROTHER DEMON!
449
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:13,849
YOU ARE NOT FORGIVEN
450
00:16:13,891 --> 00:16:15,811
- FOR THE DISGRACE YOU BROUGHT
- UPON OUR FAMILY.
451
00:16:17,602 --> 00:16:19,437
DING MARRY DUCK.
452
00:16:21,064 --> 00:16:23,901
DING'S WIFE'S NAME IS -DUC?
453
00:16:23,942 --> 00:16:25,276
HER NAME NOT -DUC!
454
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:26,862
SHE A QUACK-QUACK DUCK!
455
00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:29,865
HER NAME SHIRLEY.
456
00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:36,162
YOU MUST PAY FOR SHAME
457
00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:39,123
YOU BRING FAMILY.
458
00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:40,605
I WAITED LONG TIME
459
00:16:40,606 --> 00:16:42,043
FOR THIS, BROTHER.
460
00:16:42,085 --> 00:16:43,754
[HE ROARS IN COMBAT]
461
00:16:47,799 --> 00:16:50,009
WELL, WAIT IS OVER!
462
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:52,512
HA!
463
00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:03,857
THIS CAN'T BE.
464
00:17:03,899 --> 00:17:05,672
SLAB'S FATHER'S DNA SHARES
465
00:17:05,673 --> 00:17:07,444
GENETIC MARKERS WITH SLAB,
466
00:17:07,485 --> 00:17:09,509
BUT NOT WITH THE DNA SAMPLE
467
00:17:09,510 --> 00:17:11,531
WE FOUND IN THE CHICKEN HEAD.
468
00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:17,621
- IF THE SAMPLE
- IN THE CHICKEN HEAD
469
00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:18,806
DIDN'T COME FROM SLAB'S FATHER,
470
00:17:18,830 --> 00:17:20,081
IT MUST HAVE COME FROM...
471
00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:21,187
WHERE IS MY SKIRT-CHASER
472
00:17:21,188 --> 00:17:22,250
OF A HUSBAND?
473
00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:24,586
SLAB'S MOTHER?
474
00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:30,070
I GUESS THERE ARE WORSE THINGS
475
00:17:30,071 --> 00:17:32,051
TO MARRY THAN DUCK.
476
00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:42,186
WE'VE SOLVED THE MYSTERY.
477
00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:43,939
WELL, IT'S HARDLY A MYSTERY.
478
00:17:43,981 --> 00:17:45,857
THAT'S CLEARLY A DUDE.
479
00:17:47,859 --> 00:17:49,277
I'M ALL WOMAN!
480
00:17:49,319 --> 00:17:50,319
OW!
481
00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:52,739
WE UNCOVERED THE TRUTH
482
00:17:52,781 --> 00:17:53,967
- ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED WITH
- THE CHICKEN HEAD.
483
00:17:53,991 --> 00:17:54,992
YEAH, SLAB'S MOM
484
00:17:54,993 --> 00:17:55,993
TOLD US THE WHOLE STORY.
485
00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:57,828
I CALL IT
486
00:17:57,869 --> 00:17:59,163
THE GREAT TATER SCREAMED LIKE
487
00:17:59,164 --> 00:18:00,455
A BABY GIRL INCIDENT OF '85?
488
00:18:01,832 --> 00:18:02,958
THAT'S MY FAVOURITE
489
00:18:02,959 --> 00:18:04,083
NAME SO FAR.
490
00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:06,962
- MRS. SLABINSKY HAD
- THE HUGEST CRUSH
491
00:18:07,004 --> 00:18:08,444
- ON ONE OF THE FOOTBALL
- PLAYERS...
492
00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:12,676
OH, HE'S
493
00:18:12,677 --> 00:18:14,093
SO HANDSOME...
494
00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:15,595
HASSELHOFF HANDSOME.
495
00:18:17,388 --> 00:18:19,140
- BUT THE CHEERLEADERS
- WERE ALL OVER HIM,
496
00:18:19,182 --> 00:18:21,100
ESPECIALLY THIS ONE FLOOZIE.
497
00:18:23,394 --> 00:18:25,856
I WANT TO KISS YOU.
498
00:18:25,897 --> 00:18:28,191
OPEN WIDE, PAC MAN!
499
00:18:32,070 --> 00:18:33,154
I'M REALLY HOPING
500
00:18:33,196 --> 00:18:34,865
SHE REMEMBERED THAT WRONG.
501
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,159
LATER, MRS. SLABINSKY NOTICED
502
00:18:38,201 --> 00:18:39,637
- THAT RACHEL HAD GLUE
- ON HER HANDS
503
00:18:39,661 --> 00:18:41,454
- AND SAW AN OPPORTUNITY
- TO FRAME HER.
504
00:18:41,496 --> 00:18:43,122
[♪♪♪]
505
00:18:56,511 --> 00:18:58,096
- I LOST MY HEAD,
- I LOST MY HEAD!
506
00:19:00,098 --> 00:19:01,474
LIKE, HERE IT IS!
507
00:19:01,516 --> 00:19:03,142
BODACIOUS!
508
00:19:07,898 --> 00:19:09,190
[SQUELCH]
509
00:19:09,232 --> 00:19:13,444
EW! GRODY TO THE MAX!
510
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:15,363
- MY MOTHER WAS SUSPENDED
- FOR A WEEK.
511
00:19:15,405 --> 00:19:16,948
AND MRS. SLABINSKY
512
00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:18,157
MADE HER MOVE.
513
00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:20,952
[PIERCING WOLF WHISTLE]
514
00:19:29,961 --> 00:19:31,170
KISS ME.
515
00:19:40,263 --> 00:19:41,347
[HAIR RIPS]
516
00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:42,389
[TATER YELPS]
517
00:19:44,142 --> 00:19:45,143
OW...
518
00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:48,354
[SHRIEKS]
519
00:19:48,396 --> 00:19:50,440
YOU...
520
00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:51,942
- YOU'RE THE ONE
- RESPONSIBLE FOR...
521
00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:54,903
THIS?
522
00:19:54,945 --> 00:19:56,237
YEAH.
523
00:19:56,279 --> 00:19:57,464
- [AGGRESSIVELY]: GOT A PROBLEM
- WITH THAT, TATER?
524
00:19:57,488 --> 00:19:59,198
[SHRIEKS]
525
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:00,199
NO, SIR...
526
00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:01,200
MA'AM.
527
00:20:01,242 --> 00:20:02,911
WHATEVER.
528
00:20:02,953 --> 00:20:04,162
SO, YOU SEE?
529
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,472
- MY MOM HAD NOTHING
- TO DO WITH IT.
530
00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:07,206
FINE,
531
00:20:07,248 --> 00:20:08,750
BUT SHE'S STILL NOT WELCOME
532
00:20:08,751 --> 00:20:10,251
AT THE NEXT PTA MEETING.
533
00:20:10,293 --> 00:20:11,607
BUT YOU ARE GOING TO REINSTATE
534
00:20:11,608 --> 00:20:12,921
THE CHEERLEADERS, RIGHT?
535
00:20:12,963 --> 00:20:14,672
I GUESS I AM.
536
00:20:16,967 --> 00:20:18,843
OOH, GOODY!
537
00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:21,005
- I HAVE A DAUGHTER COMING
- TO THIS SCHOOL NEXT YEAR.
538
00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:24,223
- LET'S START WITH
- A ONE-YEAR TRIAL PERIOD.
539
00:20:29,104 --> 00:20:29,980
[♪♪♪]
540
00:20:30,021 --> 00:20:31,272
LIFT THOSE LEGS!
541
00:20:31,314 --> 00:20:32,315
KICK THEM HIGHER!
542
00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:33,584
- FEAR THE MIGHT
- OF THE FINNEGAN FRYER!
543
00:20:33,608 --> 00:20:36,987
[STUDENTS CHEERING]
544
00:20:37,028 --> 00:20:39,238
[APPLAUDING]
545
00:20:40,824 --> 00:20:42,176
- WHO KNEW SCHOOL
- COULD BE SO AWESOME, HUH?
546
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:43,385
- EVEN MR. TATER'S GETTING
- INTO THE SPIRIT,
547
00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:45,328
- REPRISING HIS ROLE
- AS THE FINNEGAN FRYER.
548
00:20:45,369 --> 00:20:47,164
[♪♪♪]
549
00:20:52,710 --> 00:20:55,254
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
550
00:20:59,342 --> 00:21:01,302
- I GUESS THERE'S NO GLUE
- IN THE CHICKEN HEAD
551
00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:02,362
- THIS TIME,
- HUH, MR. TATER?
552
00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:04,181
NOPE.
553
00:21:04,222 --> 00:21:06,325
- I MADE SURE TO TRIPLE CHECK
- BEFORE PUTTING THIS ON.
554
00:21:06,349 --> 00:21:07,349
[CHUCKLES]
555
00:21:10,353 --> 00:21:11,813
THE SUIT
556
00:21:11,814 --> 00:21:13,272
SEEMS TO BE STUCK.
557
00:21:15,692 --> 00:21:16,943
DERBY!
558
00:21:18,361 --> 00:21:20,655
I DIDN'T DO IT, I SWEAR!
559
00:21:20,697 --> 00:21:21,781
UH-OH.
560
00:21:21,823 --> 00:21:25,326
DERBY! DERBY!
561
00:21:25,368 --> 00:21:28,788
HOW DISAPPOINTING.
562
00:21:28,830 --> 00:21:30,748
NO VOMIT TODAY.
563
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:32,542
WAIT FOR ME, GIRLS!
564
00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:34,461
THE TRAIN CAN'T LEAVE
565
00:21:34,462 --> 00:21:36,337
WITHOUT THE CABOOSE!
566
00:21:36,379 --> 00:21:38,589
WHOO!
567
00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:39,631
ALL ABOARD!
568
00:21:40,508 --> 00:21:43,136
[STUDENTS THROWING UP]
569
00:21:43,178 --> 00:21:44,303
SHOW TIME!
570
00:21:46,389 --> 00:21:49,600
[♪♪♪]
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