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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,421 --> 00:00:04,380 [♪♪♪] 2 00:00:04,422 --> 00:00:05,527 CAN ANYONE TELL ME 3 00:00:05,528 --> 00:00:06,632 WHAT DNA IS? 4 00:00:06,674 --> 00:00:07,675 DERBY? 5 00:00:07,717 --> 00:00:10,010 I HAVE NO IDEA. 6 00:00:10,052 --> 00:00:11,053 THEN WHY DID YOU 7 00:00:11,054 --> 00:00:12,054 RAISE YOUR HAND? 8 00:00:12,096 --> 00:00:14,077 PARTICIPATION IS WORTH 9 00:00:14,078 --> 00:00:16,058 30% OF OUR GRADE. 10 00:00:16,100 --> 00:00:17,810 - IT DOESN'T COUNT - IF YOU DON'T ANSWER. 11 00:00:17,852 --> 00:00:19,037 - YES, IT DOES. - NO, IT DOESN'T. 12 00:00:19,061 --> 00:00:20,521 - YES, IT DOES. - NO, IT DOESN'T. 13 00:00:20,563 --> 00:00:22,064 THAT SHOULD DO IT. 14 00:00:22,106 --> 00:00:23,462 WOULD YOU SIGN THIS FORM 15 00:00:23,463 --> 00:00:24,817 SO I GET CREDIT FOR DEBATE CLUB? 16 00:00:26,986 --> 00:00:27,946 ECHO? 17 00:00:27,987 --> 00:00:31,031 DNA STANDS FOR DEOXY... 18 00:00:31,073 --> 00:00:32,825 RIBONUCLEIC ACID. 19 00:00:32,867 --> 00:00:34,511 - WHICH CONTAINS - THE GENETIC INSTRUCTIONS 20 00:00:34,535 --> 00:00:35,808 USED IN THE DEVELOPMENT 21 00:00:35,809 --> 00:00:37,079 OF ALL KNOWN LIVING ORGANISMS. 22 00:00:37,121 --> 00:00:39,415 PRESS ENTER FOR MORE. 23 00:00:39,457 --> 00:00:40,458 OH. 24 00:00:43,628 --> 00:00:45,025 OKAY, LET'S ALL COLLECT 25 00:00:45,026 --> 00:00:46,422 OUR OWN DNA SAMPLES. 26 00:00:46,464 --> 00:00:48,049 EVERYONE, SWAB 27 00:00:48,050 --> 00:00:49,634 THE INSIDE OF YOUR CHEEK... 28 00:00:49,675 --> 00:00:51,836 - AND JUST TO BE CLEAR, SLAB, - THE CHEEK ON YOUR FACE! 29 00:00:54,680 --> 00:00:56,307 YEAH. 30 00:00:56,348 --> 00:00:57,704 THE DNA WE INHERIT FROM 31 00:00:57,705 --> 00:00:59,059 OUR PARENTS MAKES US STRONG, 32 00:00:59,101 --> 00:01:00,269 OR... 33 00:01:00,311 --> 00:01:02,354 DIFFERENT... 34 00:01:03,606 --> 00:01:05,232 OR GIVES US BEAUTIFUL HAIR. 35 00:01:05,274 --> 00:01:06,567 THICK, 36 00:01:06,568 --> 00:01:07,860 LUXURIOUS HAIR 37 00:01:07,902 --> 00:01:09,797 - YOU JUST WANT TO RUN - YOUR FINGERS THROUGH AND SMELL, 38 00:01:09,821 --> 00:01:11,385 AND SNIP OFF A LOCK TO KEEP 39 00:01:11,386 --> 00:01:12,949 UNDER YOUR PILLOW, AND... 40 00:01:12,991 --> 00:01:14,533 - DUDE, I KNOW I HAVE - NICE HAIR, 41 00:01:14,575 --> 00:01:15,827 BUT YOU'RE KIND OF 42 00:01:15,828 --> 00:01:17,077 CREEPING ME OUT. 43 00:01:20,832 --> 00:01:23,418 ♪ GOODBYE, SUMMER 44 00:01:23,419 --> 00:01:26,004 HELLO, FALL ♪ 45 00:01:26,045 --> 00:01:27,964 ♪ BEEN TRYING TO GET HERE ♪ 46 00:01:28,006 --> 00:01:30,049 ♪ SINCE WE BOTH 47 00:01:30,050 --> 00:01:32,092 WERE BARELY TWO FEET TALL ♪ 48 00:01:32,134 --> 00:01:33,448 ♪ WHO YOU CALLING KID? 49 00:01:33,449 --> 00:01:34,762 WHO YOU CALLING KID? ♪ 50 00:01:34,804 --> 00:01:37,723 ♪ WHO YOU CALLING KID? ♪ 51 00:01:37,765 --> 00:01:39,308 - ♪ YOU CAN CALL ME - WHAT YOU WANT ♪ 52 00:01:39,350 --> 00:01:44,229 ♪ BUT I WON'T HEAR A WORD... ♪ 53 00:01:44,271 --> 00:01:46,774 ♪ WHO YOU CALLING KID? ♪ 54 00:01:46,816 --> 00:01:47,816 [♪♪♪] 55 00:01:51,821 --> 00:01:53,761 DANG, I DIDN'T KNOW 56 00:01:53,762 --> 00:01:55,700 YOU CAME TO PEP RALLIES. 57 00:01:55,741 --> 00:01:57,493 STRICTLY ON BUSINESS. 58 00:01:59,787 --> 00:02:02,707 I COME TO CLEAN UP VOMIT. 59 00:02:02,748 --> 00:02:04,667 WHAT VOMIT? 60 00:02:07,336 --> 00:02:08,921 TELL YOUR PAPPIES, 61 00:02:08,922 --> 00:02:10,506 TELL YOUR MAMAS, 62 00:02:10,548 --> 00:02:11,924 THESE SCRAPPY JOES 63 00:02:11,966 --> 00:02:13,676 ARE THE CAT'S PAJAMAS! 64 00:02:13,718 --> 00:02:16,095 WHOO! 65 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:16,971 - NO, NO, PLEASE, - PUT YOUR LEG DOWN! 66 00:02:17,013 --> 00:02:17,930 [STUDENTS THROWING UP] 67 00:02:17,972 --> 00:02:21,726 SHOW TIME! 68 00:02:21,767 --> 00:02:23,061 WHERE ARE 69 00:02:23,062 --> 00:02:24,353 THE REAL CHEERLEADERS? 70 00:02:24,395 --> 00:02:25,480 THIS SCHOOL HASN'T 71 00:02:25,481 --> 00:02:26,564 HAD ANY FOR YEARS. 72 00:02:26,605 --> 00:02:28,190 TATER BANNED THEM. 73 00:02:28,232 --> 00:02:29,921 WHAT? THAT'S THE ONLY REASON 74 00:02:29,922 --> 00:02:31,610 I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL! 75 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:33,071 WELL, I, FOR ONE, 76 00:02:33,112 --> 00:02:34,781 THINK CHEERLEADING 77 00:02:34,782 --> 00:02:36,448 IS DEGRADING TO WOMEN. 78 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:37,575 ACTUALLY, 79 00:02:37,616 --> 00:02:38,802 - I'VE ALWAYS WANTED - TO BE A CHEERLEADER. 80 00:02:38,826 --> 00:02:41,037 AS WELL YOU SHOULD. 81 00:02:41,079 --> 00:02:42,413 THE WORLD NEEDS MORE CHEER, 82 00:02:42,454 --> 00:02:44,123 AND THE PEOPLE WHO LEAD IT. 83 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:45,165 I THOUGHT YOU SAID 84 00:02:45,166 --> 00:02:46,166 IT WAS DEGRADING. 85 00:02:46,208 --> 00:02:48,210 I SAY A LOT OF THINGS. 86 00:02:48,252 --> 00:02:49,563 - COME ON, LET'S GO - AND SEE IF WE CAN GET YOU 87 00:02:49,587 --> 00:02:50,630 INTO ONE OF THOSE SHORT, 88 00:02:50,631 --> 00:02:51,672 LITTLE CHEERLEADER SKIRTS. 89 00:02:54,008 --> 00:02:55,968 TWO! FOUR! SIX! EIGHT! 90 00:02:56,010 --> 00:02:57,595 THOSE ARE THE TIMES 91 00:02:57,596 --> 00:02:59,179 I HAVE MY NAPS! 92 00:03:01,265 --> 00:03:03,225 [♪♪♪] 93 00:03:03,267 --> 00:03:05,227 - HOW COULD YOU DO THIS - TO THESE POOR GIRLS 94 00:03:05,269 --> 00:03:07,149 - WHO WANT NOTHING MORE - THAN TO SHAKE THEIR... 95 00:03:08,147 --> 00:03:09,523 POM POMS? 96 00:03:10,775 --> 00:03:12,110 IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. 97 00:03:12,151 --> 00:03:13,670 - THAT'S RIGHT. - IT'S AN ENORMOUS DEAL! 98 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:15,008 WHILE IT'S TRUE 99 00:03:15,009 --> 00:03:16,321 THAT I BANNED CHEERLEADERS, 100 00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:18,032 IT WAS FOR A VERY GOOD REASON. 101 00:03:18,074 --> 00:03:19,117 YOU HATE SPIRIT 102 00:03:19,118 --> 00:03:20,159 AND ANYONE WHO HAS IT? 103 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:21,744 ON THE CONTRARY. 104 00:03:21,786 --> 00:03:22,930 - WHEN I WAS - A STUDENT HERE, 105 00:03:22,954 --> 00:03:24,872 I WAS THE SCHOOL MASCOT! 106 00:03:24,914 --> 00:03:26,874 I OOZED SPIRIT, 107 00:03:26,916 --> 00:03:29,209 AND OTHER STUFF... 108 00:03:30,962 --> 00:03:33,005 - BUT THAT MOSTLY CLEARED UP - IN MY 30s. 109 00:03:34,465 --> 00:03:35,717 SO, WHY DID YOU GET 110 00:03:35,718 --> 00:03:36,968 RID OF THE CHEERLEADERS? 111 00:03:37,009 --> 00:03:38,552 AH... 112 00:03:38,594 --> 00:03:40,430 THE GREAT MASCOT INCIDENT 113 00:03:40,431 --> 00:03:42,264 OF '85. 114 00:03:42,306 --> 00:03:45,810 [♪♪♪] 115 00:03:45,851 --> 00:03:47,955 - [TATER]: I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE - LEADING THE PEP RALLY, 116 00:03:47,979 --> 00:03:49,398 BUT I COULDN'T FIND 117 00:03:49,399 --> 00:03:50,815 MY CHICKEN HEAD. 118 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:54,359 [ECHO]: ABOUT THAT. 119 00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:55,754 - WHY WOULD THE SCHOOL - PICK A CHICKEN 120 00:03:55,778 --> 00:03:57,071 AS ITS SYMBOL? 121 00:03:57,113 --> 00:03:58,572 - WERE THE "SCAREDY CATS" - TAKEN? 122 00:03:59,949 --> 00:04:00,992 IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE 123 00:04:00,993 --> 00:04:02,034 THE FINNEGAN FRIARS, 124 00:04:02,076 --> 00:04:04,120 YOU KNOW, LIKE FRIAR TUCK, 125 00:04:04,162 --> 00:04:06,705 - BUT THE GUY AT THE UNIFORM STORE - WAS A FORMER BUTCHER, 126 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:07,873 AND THOUGHT WE MEANT 127 00:04:07,915 --> 00:04:09,042 THE SMALLEST TYPE 128 00:04:09,043 --> 00:04:10,168 OF CHICKEN SOLD, 129 00:04:10,209 --> 00:04:11,836 SUITABLE FOR FRYING, 130 00:04:11,877 --> 00:04:12,921 AS OPPOSED TO THE SLIGHTLY 131 00:04:12,922 --> 00:04:13,963 LARGER BROILER, 132 00:04:14,005 --> 00:04:16,048 OR THE PLUMP AND JUICY ROASTER. 133 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:18,718 YOU CARRY AROUND 134 00:04:18,719 --> 00:04:20,178 A POULTRY CHART? 135 00:04:20,219 --> 00:04:22,054 I GET THIS QUESTION A LOT. 136 00:04:23,305 --> 00:04:24,536 I LOST MY HEAD! 137 00:04:24,537 --> 00:04:25,766 I LOST MY HEAD! 138 00:04:25,808 --> 00:04:27,143 COOL YOUR JETS. 139 00:04:27,185 --> 00:04:28,745 - YOU'RE RUNNING AROUND - LIKE A CHICKEN WHO... 140 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:30,521 LOST ITS HEAD! I KNOW! 141 00:04:31,814 --> 00:04:32,773 HAVE YOU SEEN MY HEAD? 142 00:04:32,815 --> 00:04:34,274 HAVE YOU SEEN MY FIST? 143 00:04:34,316 --> 00:04:35,316 AH! 144 00:04:36,401 --> 00:04:37,361 LIKE, HERE IT IS. 145 00:04:37,402 --> 00:04:40,114 BODACIOUS! 146 00:04:44,827 --> 00:04:46,328 [SQUELCH] 147 00:04:46,370 --> 00:04:47,788 EW! 148 00:04:47,830 --> 00:04:51,125 GRODY TO THE MAX! 149 00:04:51,167 --> 00:04:52,210 SOMEONE PUT GLUE 150 00:04:52,211 --> 00:04:53,252 IN MY CHICKEN HEAD. 151 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:54,607 I CAN'T FOLLOW 152 00:04:54,608 --> 00:04:55,921 ALL THIS '80s SLANG, 153 00:04:55,963 --> 00:04:57,298 WHAT DOES "GLUE 154 00:04:57,299 --> 00:04:58,632 IN MY CHICKEN HEAD" MEAN? 155 00:04:58,674 --> 00:04:59,800 IT MEANS YOUR MOTHER 156 00:04:59,801 --> 00:05:00,926 PUT GLUE IN MY CHICKEN HEAD! 157 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:02,469 MY MOTHER? 158 00:05:02,511 --> 00:05:03,554 YES. 159 00:05:03,595 --> 00:05:05,764 I LOOKED OVER AT HER, 160 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:07,183 AND SHE HAD GLUE 161 00:05:07,184 --> 00:05:08,559 ALL OVER HER HANDS. 162 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:10,019 THE GLUE DRIED, 163 00:05:10,061 --> 00:05:12,271 - AND I WAS STUCK - WEARING THAT HEAD FOR A WEEK. 164 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:13,605 [♪♪♪] 165 00:05:27,036 --> 00:05:29,247 [CROWD CHEERING] 166 00:05:37,255 --> 00:05:38,569 EVENTUALLY, I HAD TO TAKE 167 00:05:38,570 --> 00:05:39,882 DRASTIC MEASURES. 168 00:05:39,924 --> 00:05:42,093 [GROANING WITH EFFORT] 169 00:05:42,134 --> 00:05:43,719 UNFORTUNATELY, 170 00:05:43,761 --> 00:05:46,138 - THE HEAD WASN'T THE ONLY THING - THAT CAME OFF. 171 00:05:46,180 --> 00:05:47,347 [RIP] 172 00:05:47,389 --> 00:05:48,849 [GROANING] 173 00:05:55,814 --> 00:05:58,483 [SHRIEKS] 174 00:05:58,525 --> 00:05:59,902 [LAUGHING] 175 00:05:59,944 --> 00:06:01,904 IT'S NOT FUNNY! 176 00:06:02,947 --> 00:06:05,157 CHEERLEADERS ARE EVIL! 177 00:06:05,199 --> 00:06:06,408 AND AS LONG AS I'M PRINCIPAL, 178 00:06:06,450 --> 00:06:08,119 WE WILL NEVER, EVER, 179 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:09,787 EVER, NEVER 180 00:06:09,828 --> 00:06:10,828 HAVE THEM IN THIS SCHOOL. 181 00:06:12,414 --> 00:06:13,499 AND IF YOU WANT TO BLAME 182 00:06:13,500 --> 00:06:14,583 SOMEONE FOR THAT, 183 00:06:14,625 --> 00:06:15,793 BLAME YOUR MOTHER. 184 00:06:15,834 --> 00:06:17,419 OKAY, JUST TAKE IT EASY. 185 00:06:17,461 --> 00:06:19,381 - THERE ARE A LOTS OF - ADVANTAGES TO BEING BALD. 186 00:06:20,798 --> 00:06:22,174 NAME ONE. 187 00:06:22,216 --> 00:06:23,759 WELL... 188 00:06:23,801 --> 00:06:25,594 - YOU DON'T HAVE TO SPEND - ALL OF YOUR MONEY 189 00:06:25,636 --> 00:06:27,305 ON SHAMPOO, 190 00:06:27,346 --> 00:06:28,347 OR CONDITIONER. 191 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:30,432 OR DATES. 192 00:06:30,474 --> 00:06:32,351 THIS IS ABOUT CHEERLEADERS, 193 00:06:32,352 --> 00:06:34,228 NOT HAIR PRODUCTS, 194 00:06:34,270 --> 00:06:35,605 OR MY... CONSCIOUS DECISION 195 00:06:35,606 --> 00:06:36,939 TO FOCUS ON MY CAREER. 196 00:06:42,027 --> 00:06:43,403 [♪♪♪] 197 00:06:43,445 --> 00:06:45,173 - I WANT ANSWERS, MISSY, - AND I WANT THEM NOW. 198 00:06:45,197 --> 00:06:46,324 ANSWERS? 199 00:06:46,365 --> 00:06:47,325 ANSWERS ABOUT WHAT? 200 00:06:47,366 --> 00:06:48,639 DON'T PLAY COY 201 00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:49,910 WITH ME, SISTER. 202 00:06:49,952 --> 00:06:51,453 YOU STOLE TATER'S HAIR 203 00:06:51,495 --> 00:06:52,788 AND BROKE THE HEART 204 00:06:52,830 --> 00:06:53,894 OF CHEERLEADING'S 205 00:06:53,895 --> 00:06:54,957 NEXT GENERATION. 206 00:06:54,999 --> 00:06:56,458 LOOK AT THIS WOMAN. 207 00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:57,835 SHE'S CRESTFALLEN. 208 00:06:57,876 --> 00:06:59,753 - I WOULDN'T SAY - CRESTFALLEN... 209 00:06:59,795 --> 00:07:00,795 YOU SEE THAT? 210 00:07:02,006 --> 00:07:03,007 YOU'VE MADE HER 211 00:07:03,008 --> 00:07:04,008 SO UPSET, 212 00:07:04,049 --> 00:07:05,238 SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW 213 00:07:05,239 --> 00:07:06,426 HOW SHE FEELS. 214 00:07:08,262 --> 00:07:09,368 THE LEAST YOU CAN DO 215 00:07:09,369 --> 00:07:10,472 FOR THIS POOR GIRL 216 00:07:10,514 --> 00:07:11,640 IS DIG OUT YOUR OLD 217 00:07:11,641 --> 00:07:12,766 CHEERLEADER COSTUME, 218 00:07:12,808 --> 00:07:14,018 LET HER TRY IT ON, 219 00:07:14,059 --> 00:07:15,162 - AND TEACH HER - A COUPLE OF MOVES... 220 00:07:15,186 --> 00:07:17,104 LIKE THAT HIP SHAKE THING. 221 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:40,127 OH, THIS IS ABOUT 222 00:07:40,169 --> 00:07:41,796 THE GREAT CHEERLEADER FRAME-UP 223 00:07:41,797 --> 00:07:43,422 OF '85. 224 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:44,715 I'M, LIKE, TOTALLY GOING TO 225 00:07:44,716 --> 00:07:45,966 BE LATE FOR THE PEP RALLY! 226 00:07:47,551 --> 00:07:48,844 YOU, LIKE, TOTALLY SHOULD 227 00:07:48,845 --> 00:07:50,137 HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT 228 00:07:50,179 --> 00:07:52,014 - BEFORE YOU FAILED TO TURN IN - YOUR COLLAGE 229 00:07:52,056 --> 00:07:53,515 ON THE WAR OF 1812! 230 00:07:53,557 --> 00:07:55,226 BUT THERE ARE NO PHOTOS 231 00:07:55,227 --> 00:07:56,894 OF THE WAR OF 1812. 232 00:07:56,935 --> 00:07:58,396 DON'T YOU TELL ME WHEN 233 00:07:58,397 --> 00:07:59,855 PHOTOS WERE INVENTED! 234 00:07:59,897 --> 00:08:00,919 I POSED 235 00:08:00,920 --> 00:08:01,940 FOR GEORGE EASTMAN 236 00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:03,817 - WEARING NOTHING - BUT A PARASOL 237 00:08:03,859 --> 00:08:05,403 AND A TOOTHY SMILE. 238 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:11,491 NOW GET TO WORK! 239 00:08:17,581 --> 00:08:19,020 SO I SAT THERE CUTTING 240 00:08:19,021 --> 00:08:20,459 AND PASTING PICTURES 241 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,544 FROM A PILE OF CAT MAGAZINES, 242 00:08:22,586 --> 00:08:24,546 UNTIL SHE FINALLY FELL ASLEEP. 243 00:08:24,588 --> 00:08:25,839 [SNORING] 244 00:08:31,345 --> 00:08:32,971 [SNORING] 245 00:08:35,224 --> 00:08:36,558 WHEN I GOT TO THE PEP RALLY, 246 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:37,935 TATER WAS LOOKING FOR 247 00:08:37,936 --> 00:08:39,270 HIS CHICKEN HEAD. 248 00:08:39,311 --> 00:08:40,938 - I LOST MY HEAD, - I LOST MY HEAD! 249 00:08:40,979 --> 00:08:42,606 COOL YOUR JETS! 250 00:08:42,647 --> 00:08:43,565 - YOU'RE RUNNING AROUND - LIKE A CHICKEN WHO... 251 00:08:43,607 --> 00:08:45,192 LOST ITS HEAD, I KNOW! 252 00:08:50,614 --> 00:08:53,117 LIKE, HERE IT IS! 253 00:08:53,158 --> 00:08:54,868 BODACIOUS! 254 00:08:58,622 --> 00:09:01,375 [SQUELCH] 255 00:09:01,417 --> 00:09:04,544 EW! GRODY TO THE MAX! 256 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:08,507 - TATER SAW GLUE ON MY HANDS - AND BLAMED ME. 257 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,092 [GASPS] 258 00:09:10,134 --> 00:09:11,843 I AM SO TELLING ON YOU! 259 00:09:14,638 --> 00:09:16,265 BUT THAT GLUE 260 00:09:16,307 --> 00:09:18,184 WAS FROM MY WAR OF 1812 261 00:09:18,185 --> 00:09:20,060 CAT COLLAGE. 262 00:09:20,102 --> 00:09:23,647 UNFORTUNATELY, I HAD NO PROOF. 263 00:09:23,688 --> 00:09:26,233 - I WAS SUSPENDED FOR A WEEK, EVEN - THOUGH I WAS INNOCENT. 264 00:09:26,275 --> 00:09:27,318 DON'T WORRY. 265 00:09:27,359 --> 00:09:28,503 - WE ARE GOING TO - CLEAR YOUR NAME! 266 00:09:28,527 --> 00:09:29,653 IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. 267 00:09:29,694 --> 00:09:30,800 THAT'S RIGHT, 268 00:09:30,801 --> 00:09:31,905 IT'S AN ENORMOUS DEAL! 269 00:09:33,615 --> 00:09:35,385 - YEAH, MR. TATER'S - STILL REALLY MAD AT YOU. 270 00:09:35,409 --> 00:09:36,618 HMM. 271 00:09:36,660 --> 00:09:38,430 - MAYBE I SHOULDN'T HAVE - LAUGHED AT HIS BALD HEAD 272 00:09:38,454 --> 00:09:39,935 - WHEN I GOT BACK - FROM SUSPENSION... 273 00:09:41,415 --> 00:09:42,916 AND FOR THE NEXT TWO YEARS... 274 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:46,003 AND AT THE PTA MEETING 275 00:09:46,004 --> 00:09:47,421 LAST WEEK. 276 00:09:49,965 --> 00:09:51,633 HOW COULD YOU? 277 00:09:51,675 --> 00:09:53,593 - YOU'VE BROKEN - THE HEART OF... 278 00:09:53,635 --> 00:09:55,595 [SNORING] 279 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:03,437 [BOOK THUDS] 280 00:10:03,479 --> 00:10:04,438 WHO HAS HEARD OF 281 00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:06,606 THE WAR OF 1812? 282 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:10,361 FORGET 1812, 283 00:10:10,402 --> 00:10:12,363 - I WANT TO KNOW - WHAT HAPPENED IN '85! 284 00:10:12,404 --> 00:10:14,281 AH, YES. 285 00:10:14,323 --> 00:10:16,180 I REMEMBER IT 286 00:10:16,181 --> 00:10:18,035 LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY. 287 00:10:18,076 --> 00:10:20,204 [♪♪♪] 288 00:10:22,039 --> 00:10:24,020 BANG THOSE SPIKES, 289 00:10:24,021 --> 00:10:26,001 LAY THAT TRACK 290 00:10:26,043 --> 00:10:27,982 OR THIS CABOOSE 291 00:10:27,983 --> 00:10:29,921 AIN'T COMING BACK! 292 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:33,551 [CHEERING] 293 00:10:34,718 --> 00:10:35,677 NOT 1885! 294 00:10:35,719 --> 00:10:39,056 TOOT! TOOT! 295 00:10:40,558 --> 00:10:43,101 WOULD YOU STOP THAT! 296 00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:44,750 I WANT TO KNOW WHAT 297 00:10:44,751 --> 00:10:46,355 HAPPENED IN 1985! 298 00:10:46,397 --> 00:10:47,731 AH, YES, 299 00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:52,694 THE GREAT SPIRIT DAY OF '85. 300 00:10:52,736 --> 00:10:53,946 I REMEMBER IT 301 00:10:53,947 --> 00:10:55,155 LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY... 302 00:10:55,197 --> 00:10:56,674 - I'M, LIKE, TOTALLY - GOING TO BE LATE 303 00:10:56,698 --> 00:10:58,242 FOR THE PEP RALLY! 304 00:10:58,283 --> 00:10:59,719 - YOU, LIKE, TOTALLY - SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT 305 00:10:59,743 --> 00:11:01,620 - BEFORE YOU FAILED - TO TURN IN YOUR COLLAGE 306 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:02,661 ON THE WAR OF 1812! 307 00:11:04,039 --> 00:11:06,500 NOW GET TO WORK! 308 00:11:06,542 --> 00:11:08,502 [FUMING] 309 00:11:10,879 --> 00:11:12,631 BUT WHEN I LOOKED OVER 310 00:11:12,632 --> 00:11:14,383 TO SEE HOW SHE WAS DOING, 311 00:11:14,425 --> 00:11:15,572 I NOTICED SHE HAD SOMETHING 312 00:11:15,573 --> 00:11:16,718 ALL OVER HER HANDS. 313 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:19,804 HELP, I'VE BEEN SLIMED! 314 00:11:23,559 --> 00:11:25,457 THERE WAS SOMETHING STRANGE 315 00:11:25,458 --> 00:11:27,354 IN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD. 316 00:11:27,396 --> 00:11:30,315 WE WERE HAUNTED! 317 00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:31,733 [SCREAMS] 318 00:11:31,775 --> 00:11:33,360 BUT LUCKILY, 319 00:11:33,402 --> 00:11:34,570 THOSE NICE MEN 320 00:11:34,571 --> 00:11:35,737 WITH THE BACKPACKS SHOWED UP 321 00:11:35,779 --> 00:11:37,197 AND SAVED THE DAY. 322 00:11:43,787 --> 00:11:45,747 - THAT'S THE PLOT - OF GHOSTBUSTERS! 323 00:11:45,789 --> 00:11:47,541 SHH, LET HER FINISH! 324 00:11:47,583 --> 00:11:48,583 I LOVE THIS MOVIE. 325 00:11:49,668 --> 00:11:51,336 WAIT! 326 00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:53,398 - WHY AREN'T YOU TWO WORKING ON - YOUR WAR OF 1812 COLLAGES? 327 00:11:53,422 --> 00:11:54,465 NO, WE... 328 00:11:54,506 --> 00:11:56,758 NOW GET TO WORK! 329 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,760 - AND I WANT YOU - TO MAKE SOMETHING 330 00:11:58,802 --> 00:12:00,679 THAT HAS ALL THE DETAIL 331 00:12:00,680 --> 00:12:02,556 AND HISTORICAL ACCURACY OF THIS. 332 00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:06,160 - WHY DO YOU HAVE - THAT CHICKEN HEAD? 333 00:12:06,184 --> 00:12:07,686 - WHY DO YOU HAVE - THOSE DONKEY EARS? 334 00:12:09,438 --> 00:12:11,107 HE'S TALKING 335 00:12:11,108 --> 00:12:12,774 ABOUT THIS. 336 00:12:12,816 --> 00:12:13,859 WELL, THAT MAKES 337 00:12:13,860 --> 00:12:14,901 MORE SENSE, -FISH LIPS! 338 00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:18,572 I KEEP MEMENTOS 339 00:12:18,573 --> 00:12:20,282 FROM MY PAST HERE. 340 00:12:20,324 --> 00:12:21,951 I'VE GOT LOTS OF JUNK 341 00:12:21,952 --> 00:12:23,577 IN MY TRUNK. 342 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:27,102 YEAH, WE SAW THE WHOLE 343 00:12:27,103 --> 00:12:28,957 CABOOSE SHOW EARLIER. 344 00:12:31,543 --> 00:12:32,503 - OKAY, I FOUND - TWO DNA SAMPLES 345 00:12:32,544 --> 00:12:33,629 IN THE CHICKEN HEAD. 346 00:12:33,671 --> 00:12:35,005 ONE IS TATER'S. 347 00:12:35,046 --> 00:12:35,797 HOW DO YOU KNOW? 348 00:12:35,839 --> 00:12:36,839 IT CAME FROM THIS. 349 00:12:39,301 --> 00:12:40,491 AND THE OTHER ONE CAME FROM 350 00:12:40,492 --> 00:12:41,679 A SKIN SAMPLE I FOUND 351 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:42,720 ON THE GLUE. 352 00:12:43,722 --> 00:12:45,182 [BEEPS DEVICE ON] 353 00:12:45,223 --> 00:12:46,766 I'M ANALYZING IT NOW. 354 00:12:46,808 --> 00:12:48,602 [PRINTOUT WHIRRS] 355 00:12:50,854 --> 00:12:52,814 WAIT A SECOND... 356 00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:56,485 THIS SAMPLE IS 357 00:12:56,486 --> 00:12:57,736 REMARKABLY SIMILAR TO SLAB'S. 358 00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,363 - I KNOW HE'S NOT - THE SHARPEST CHEESE 359 00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:00,822 IN THE TEX-MEX BLEND, 360 00:13:00,864 --> 00:13:02,491 BUT SLAB HASN'T BEEN 361 00:13:02,492 --> 00:13:04,117 HELD BACK FOR 25 YEARS. 362 00:13:04,159 --> 00:13:05,827 IT MUST HAVE BEEN HIS FATHER. 363 00:13:05,869 --> 00:13:07,138 - HE WAS THERE WHEN IT HAPPENED. 364 00:13:07,162 --> 00:13:08,539 WELL, WE'LL NEED PROOF. 365 00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:10,517 - I'M AFRAID WE'RE GOING TO - HAVE TO GET A DNA SAMPLE 366 00:13:10,541 --> 00:13:11,542 FROM SLAB SR. 367 00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:13,335 - NO PROBLEM. - MAYBE AFTER THAT, 368 00:13:13,377 --> 00:13:14,712 - WE CAN FIND TATER - A DATE. 369 00:13:14,753 --> 00:13:15,629 [THEY LAUGH] 370 00:13:15,671 --> 00:13:17,297 FOR THE LAST TIME, 371 00:13:17,339 --> 00:13:18,841 I'M MAKING A CONSCIOUS DECISION 372 00:13:18,842 --> 00:13:20,342 TO FOCUS ON MY CAREER! 373 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,932 - MR. SLABINSKY, - THANK YOU FOR COMING IN 374 00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:29,560 TO DISCUSS YOUR SON'S PROGRESS. 375 00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:31,936 YOU'RE A KID. 376 00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:33,813 - TRUE, BUT I'M ALSO - HIS SCIENCE TEACHER, 377 00:13:33,855 --> 00:13:34,898 WHICH IS WHY I... 378 00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:36,775 HOW OLD ARE YOU? 379 00:13:38,694 --> 00:13:40,529 - NOT REALLY RELEVANT - TO THE CONFERENCE, 380 00:13:40,571 --> 00:13:42,656 BUT I'LL BE 15 IN MARCH. 381 00:13:42,698 --> 00:13:43,699 [SCOFFS] 382 00:13:43,700 --> 00:13:44,700 YOU'RE KIDDING ME? 383 00:13:44,742 --> 00:13:45,825 YOU'RE ONLY... 384 00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:50,872 WOW, I GUESS THE FRUITBALL 385 00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:52,832 DOESN'T FALL FAR FROM THE TREE. 386 00:13:58,046 --> 00:13:59,297 HEY! 387 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:00,549 WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING. 388 00:14:00,591 --> 00:14:01,717 DON'T MIND DANG. 389 00:14:01,759 --> 00:14:02,839 HE'S JUST HERE CLEANING UP. 390 00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:05,470 [IMITATING DANG]: WELCOME. 391 00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:08,390 MR. SLABINSKY, 392 00:14:08,391 --> 00:14:09,849 AS YOU MAY KNOW, 393 00:14:09,891 --> 00:14:11,619 - YOUR SON ISN'T DOING - VERY WELL IN MY CLASS. 394 00:14:11,643 --> 00:14:12,770 [VACUUM CLEANER WHIRRS] 395 00:14:12,811 --> 00:14:13,895 DANG! 396 00:14:13,937 --> 00:14:14,896 - I CAN'T HEAR - OVER YOUR VACUUMING! 397 00:14:14,938 --> 00:14:16,565 APOLOGIES. 398 00:14:16,607 --> 00:14:19,317 I HANG HEAD IN SHAME. 399 00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:20,902 CAREFUL, 400 00:14:20,944 --> 00:14:23,047 - YOU MIGHT ACCIDENTALLY REMOVE - SOME HAIR FROM HIS HEAD. 401 00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:25,156 THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. 402 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:26,242 I'M COMPLETELY HAIRLESS 403 00:14:26,243 --> 00:14:27,284 FROM HEAD TO TOE. 404 00:14:29,119 --> 00:14:30,287 I SUFFER FROM 405 00:14:30,288 --> 00:14:31,455 FULL-BODY ALOPECIA. 406 00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:34,583 WHAT ABOUT LUSCIOUS LOCKS 407 00:14:34,625 --> 00:14:36,918 WHICH FLOW FROM SCALP 408 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:38,399 LIKE CRYSTAL WATERS 409 00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:39,838 OF MEKONG RIVER? 410 00:14:41,590 --> 00:14:43,925 THE HAIR, THE SIDEBURNS, 411 00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:45,885 EVEN THE SWEET 'STACHE, 412 00:14:45,927 --> 00:14:47,638 IT'S 100% ALPACA, 413 00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:49,431 - FUSED TO MY FLESH - WITH A HOT GLUE GUN. 414 00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:52,601 OF COURSE IT IS. 415 00:14:58,607 --> 00:14:59,983 DANG! 416 00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:01,526 WHY DON'T YOU THROW OUT 417 00:15:01,527 --> 00:15:03,027 MR. SLABINSKY'S CUP FOR HIM? 418 00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:04,946 YES, MR. YOUNG. 419 00:15:04,988 --> 00:15:06,573 WHOA! 420 00:15:06,615 --> 00:15:08,826 IZZY'S DELI GIVES FREE REFILLS. 421 00:15:08,867 --> 00:15:11,745 I'VE HAD THIS CUP SINCE '92. 422 00:15:12,996 --> 00:15:14,164 ONE WORD TO IZZY, 423 00:15:14,205 --> 00:15:15,975 - AND YOU'LL FEEL THE STING - OF MY HAIRLESS FIST. 424 00:15:15,999 --> 00:15:17,793 WORRY NOT. 425 00:15:17,835 --> 00:15:19,628 - YOUR SECRETS - WILL REMAIN WITH ME 426 00:15:19,670 --> 00:15:20,962 FOR ALL ETERNITY. 427 00:15:21,004 --> 00:15:22,485 ANYWAYS, I DON'T CARE 428 00:15:22,486 --> 00:15:23,965 IF YOU KEEP FAILING MY KID. 429 00:15:24,007 --> 00:15:25,467 IT'S PUBLIC SCHOOL. 430 00:15:25,509 --> 00:15:27,552 IT'S FREE. 431 00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:29,095 W-WAIT, DON'T GO! 432 00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:30,930 - UH, DANG MUST CLEAN - CHALK BRUSHES! 433 00:15:33,892 --> 00:15:34,810 ACHOO! 434 00:15:34,852 --> 00:15:36,812 UGH, BLESS YOU. 435 00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:39,648 [SHUDDERS] 436 00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:43,777 UGH... 437 00:15:43,819 --> 00:15:46,988 WELL, I GUESS WE GOT SOME DNA. 438 00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:48,198 HEY! 439 00:15:48,239 --> 00:15:49,825 [THEY SCREAM] 440 00:15:49,867 --> 00:15:51,910 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 441 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:52,911 I CAN EXPLAIN... 442 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:53,952 NN! 443 00:15:56,998 --> 00:15:59,959 IS IT REALLY YOU? 444 00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:04,088 MY TWIN BROTHER, DING? 445 00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:06,842 YES, DANG! 446 00:16:06,884 --> 00:16:08,009 SO GOOD TO SEE YOU! 447 00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:09,470 DO NOT TOUCH ME, 448 00:16:09,471 --> 00:16:10,888 BROTHER DEMON! 449 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:13,849 YOU ARE NOT FORGIVEN 450 00:16:13,891 --> 00:16:15,811 - FOR THE DISGRACE YOU BROUGHT - UPON OUR FAMILY. 451 00:16:17,602 --> 00:16:19,437 DING MARRY DUCK. 452 00:16:21,064 --> 00:16:23,901 DING'S WIFE'S NAME IS -DUC? 453 00:16:23,942 --> 00:16:25,276 HER NAME NOT -DUC! 454 00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:26,862 SHE A QUACK-QUACK DUCK! 455 00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:29,865 HER NAME SHIRLEY. 456 00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:36,162 YOU MUST PAY FOR SHAME 457 00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:39,123 YOU BRING FAMILY. 458 00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:40,605 I WAITED LONG TIME 459 00:16:40,606 --> 00:16:42,043 FOR THIS, BROTHER. 460 00:16:42,085 --> 00:16:43,754 [HE ROARS IN COMBAT] 461 00:16:47,799 --> 00:16:50,009 WELL, WAIT IS OVER! 462 00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:52,512 HA! 463 00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:03,857 THIS CAN'T BE. 464 00:17:03,899 --> 00:17:05,672 SLAB'S FATHER'S DNA SHARES 465 00:17:05,673 --> 00:17:07,444 GENETIC MARKERS WITH SLAB, 466 00:17:07,485 --> 00:17:09,509 BUT NOT WITH THE DNA SAMPLE 467 00:17:09,510 --> 00:17:11,531 WE FOUND IN THE CHICKEN HEAD. 468 00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:17,621 - IF THE SAMPLE - IN THE CHICKEN HEAD 469 00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:18,806 DIDN'T COME FROM SLAB'S FATHER, 470 00:17:18,830 --> 00:17:20,081 IT MUST HAVE COME FROM... 471 00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:21,187 WHERE IS MY SKIRT-CHASER 472 00:17:21,188 --> 00:17:22,250 OF A HUSBAND? 473 00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:24,586 SLAB'S MOTHER? 474 00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:30,070 I GUESS THERE ARE WORSE THINGS 475 00:17:30,071 --> 00:17:32,051 TO MARRY THAN DUCK. 476 00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:42,186 WE'VE SOLVED THE MYSTERY. 477 00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:43,939 WELL, IT'S HARDLY A MYSTERY. 478 00:17:43,981 --> 00:17:45,857 THAT'S CLEARLY A DUDE. 479 00:17:47,859 --> 00:17:49,277 I'M ALL WOMAN! 480 00:17:49,319 --> 00:17:50,319 OW! 481 00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:52,739 WE UNCOVERED THE TRUTH 482 00:17:52,781 --> 00:17:53,967 - ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED WITH - THE CHICKEN HEAD. 483 00:17:53,991 --> 00:17:54,992 YEAH, SLAB'S MOM 484 00:17:54,993 --> 00:17:55,993 TOLD US THE WHOLE STORY. 485 00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:57,828 I CALL IT 486 00:17:57,869 --> 00:17:59,163 THE GREAT TATER SCREAMED LIKE 487 00:17:59,164 --> 00:18:00,455 A BABY GIRL INCIDENT OF '85? 488 00:18:01,832 --> 00:18:02,958 THAT'S MY FAVOURITE 489 00:18:02,959 --> 00:18:04,083 NAME SO FAR. 490 00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:06,962 - MRS. SLABINSKY HAD - THE HUGEST CRUSH 491 00:18:07,004 --> 00:18:08,444 - ON ONE OF THE FOOTBALL - PLAYERS... 492 00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:12,676 OH, HE'S 493 00:18:12,677 --> 00:18:14,093 SO HANDSOME... 494 00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:15,595 HASSELHOFF HANDSOME. 495 00:18:17,388 --> 00:18:19,140 - BUT THE CHEERLEADERS - WERE ALL OVER HIM, 496 00:18:19,182 --> 00:18:21,100 ESPECIALLY THIS ONE FLOOZIE. 497 00:18:23,394 --> 00:18:25,856 I WANT TO KISS YOU. 498 00:18:25,897 --> 00:18:28,191 OPEN WIDE, PAC MAN! 499 00:18:32,070 --> 00:18:33,154 I'M REALLY HOPING 500 00:18:33,196 --> 00:18:34,865 SHE REMEMBERED THAT WRONG. 501 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,159 LATER, MRS. SLABINSKY NOTICED 502 00:18:38,201 --> 00:18:39,637 - THAT RACHEL HAD GLUE - ON HER HANDS 503 00:18:39,661 --> 00:18:41,454 - AND SAW AN OPPORTUNITY - TO FRAME HER. 504 00:18:41,496 --> 00:18:43,122 [♪♪♪] 505 00:18:56,511 --> 00:18:58,096 - I LOST MY HEAD, - I LOST MY HEAD! 506 00:19:00,098 --> 00:19:01,474 LIKE, HERE IT IS! 507 00:19:01,516 --> 00:19:03,142 BODACIOUS! 508 00:19:07,898 --> 00:19:09,190 [SQUELCH] 509 00:19:09,232 --> 00:19:13,444 EW! GRODY TO THE MAX! 510 00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:15,363 - MY MOTHER WAS SUSPENDED - FOR A WEEK. 511 00:19:15,405 --> 00:19:16,948 AND MRS. SLABINSKY 512 00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:18,157 MADE HER MOVE. 513 00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:20,952 [PIERCING WOLF WHISTLE] 514 00:19:29,961 --> 00:19:31,170 KISS ME. 515 00:19:40,263 --> 00:19:41,347 [HAIR RIPS] 516 00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:42,389 [TATER YELPS] 517 00:19:44,142 --> 00:19:45,143 OW... 518 00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:48,354 [SHRIEKS] 519 00:19:48,396 --> 00:19:50,440 YOU... 520 00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:51,942 - YOU'RE THE ONE - RESPONSIBLE FOR... 521 00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:54,903 THIS? 522 00:19:54,945 --> 00:19:56,237 YEAH. 523 00:19:56,279 --> 00:19:57,464 - [AGGRESSIVELY]: GOT A PROBLEM - WITH THAT, TATER? 524 00:19:57,488 --> 00:19:59,198 [SHRIEKS] 525 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:00,199 NO, SIR... 526 00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:01,200 MA'AM. 527 00:20:01,242 --> 00:20:02,911 WHATEVER. 528 00:20:02,953 --> 00:20:04,162 SO, YOU SEE? 529 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,472 - MY MOM HAD NOTHING - TO DO WITH IT. 530 00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:07,206 FINE, 531 00:20:07,248 --> 00:20:08,750 BUT SHE'S STILL NOT WELCOME 532 00:20:08,751 --> 00:20:10,251 AT THE NEXT PTA MEETING. 533 00:20:10,293 --> 00:20:11,607 BUT YOU ARE GOING TO REINSTATE 534 00:20:11,608 --> 00:20:12,921 THE CHEERLEADERS, RIGHT? 535 00:20:12,963 --> 00:20:14,672 I GUESS I AM. 536 00:20:16,967 --> 00:20:18,843 OOH, GOODY! 537 00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:21,005 - I HAVE A DAUGHTER COMING - TO THIS SCHOOL NEXT YEAR. 538 00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:24,223 - LET'S START WITH - A ONE-YEAR TRIAL PERIOD. 539 00:20:29,104 --> 00:20:29,980 [♪♪♪] 540 00:20:30,021 --> 00:20:31,272 LIFT THOSE LEGS! 541 00:20:31,314 --> 00:20:32,315 KICK THEM HIGHER! 542 00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:33,584 - FEAR THE MIGHT - OF THE FINNEGAN FRYER! 543 00:20:33,608 --> 00:20:36,987 [STUDENTS CHEERING] 544 00:20:37,028 --> 00:20:39,238 [APPLAUDING] 545 00:20:40,824 --> 00:20:42,176 - WHO KNEW SCHOOL - COULD BE SO AWESOME, HUH? 546 00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:43,385 - EVEN MR. TATER'S GETTING - INTO THE SPIRIT, 547 00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:45,328 - REPRISING HIS ROLE - AS THE FINNEGAN FRYER. 548 00:20:45,369 --> 00:20:47,164 [♪♪♪] 549 00:20:52,710 --> 00:20:55,254 [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] 550 00:20:59,342 --> 00:21:01,302 - I GUESS THERE'S NO GLUE - IN THE CHICKEN HEAD 551 00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:02,362 - THIS TIME, - HUH, MR. TATER? 552 00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:04,181 NOPE. 553 00:21:04,222 --> 00:21:06,325 - I MADE SURE TO TRIPLE CHECK - BEFORE PUTTING THIS ON. 554 00:21:06,349 --> 00:21:07,349 [CHUCKLES] 555 00:21:10,353 --> 00:21:11,813 THE SUIT 556 00:21:11,814 --> 00:21:13,272 SEEMS TO BE STUCK. 557 00:21:15,692 --> 00:21:16,943 DERBY! 558 00:21:18,361 --> 00:21:20,655 I DIDN'T DO IT, I SWEAR! 559 00:21:20,697 --> 00:21:21,781 UH-OH. 560 00:21:21,823 --> 00:21:25,326 DERBY! DERBY! 561 00:21:25,368 --> 00:21:28,788 HOW DISAPPOINTING. 562 00:21:28,830 --> 00:21:30,748 NO VOMIT TODAY. 563 00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:32,542 WAIT FOR ME, GIRLS! 564 00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:34,461 THE TRAIN CAN'T LEAVE 565 00:21:34,462 --> 00:21:36,337 WITHOUT THE CABOOSE! 566 00:21:36,379 --> 00:21:38,589 WHOO! 567 00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:39,631 ALL ABOARD! 568 00:21:40,508 --> 00:21:43,136 [STUDENTS THROWING UP] 569 00:21:43,178 --> 00:21:44,303 SHOW TIME! 570 00:21:46,389 --> 00:21:49,600 [♪♪♪] 32587

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