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[PLANE'S ENGINE WHINING]
CAN ANYONE TELL ME
WHAT KEEPS THIS AIRPLANE ALOFT?
HERE'S A HINT...
IT'S ON THE BOARD.
CHALK?
HEY, GUYS!
SORRY I'M LATE...
ALTHOUGH I'M NOT THAT LATE,
AND I'M NOT THAT SORRY.
DERBY, SIT DOWN.
- I'M IN THE MIDDLE - OF MY LESSON.
WE'RE LEARNING ABOUT...
KING KONG?
[GUTTURAL GRUNTING]
OKAY, I CAN SEE WHY YOUR HEAD
WENT TO "GIANT APE."
HEY, I'M NOT AN APE.
I BROUGHT DONUTS.
OH!
OHH-OHH-OHH!
GETTING BACK TO THE LESSON...
THAT'S NOT BANANA!
SLAB LIKE BANANA!
[SPLAT]
EASY, KOKO, I THINK THERE'S
A BANANA CREAM IN THERE.
NOPE... NOPE.
[THWACK]
NOPE.
[BONK]
NOPE.
[THWAP]
FINALLY.
FOUND THE BANANA CREAM.
WAIT... WHAT AM I DOING?
I HAD A BIG BREAKFAST,
I REALLY SHOULDN'T.
[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
GREAT.
ANOTHER UNFINISHED LESSON,
- AND ANOTHER CLEAN-UP CALL - TO DANG.
YOU CALLED?
AAH!
WHAT HAPPENED?
YOU COVERED IN BLOOD!
IT'S NOT BLOOD.
IT'S JELLY.
TOO BAD.
BLOOD EASIER TO CLEAN.
♪ GOODBYE, SUMMER
HELLO, FALL ♪
- ♪ WE'VE BEEN TRYING - TO GET HERE ♪
♪ SINCE WE BOTH
WERE BARELY TWO FEET TALL ♪
♪ WHO YOU CALLING "KID"? ♪
♪ WHO YOU CALLING "KID"? ♪
♪ BUT I WON'T HEAR A WORD ♪
♪ WHO YOU CALLING "KID"? ♪
"SUPPER FOR SENIORS"
SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT CAUSE.
- I'D BE HAPPY - TO DELIVER HOT MEALS.
OKAY. BYE.
SO?
[EXHALES WITH PRIDE]
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
I THINK I KNOW WHO TO CALL
- WHEN I NEED A RIDE - TO THE AIRPORT.
- PERFECT! - THAT'S WHAT I WAS GOING FOR.
- I READ - THAT TAXICABS ARE YELLOW
- BECAUSE IT'S THE EASIEST COLOUR - TO SPOT,
- AND I'M TRYING TO GET HUTCH - TO NOTICE ME.
OH, WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU READ SOMETHING?
ADAM!
YOU'RE COVERED IN BLOOD!
- IT'S NOT BLOOD. - IT'S JELLY.
TOO BAD.
BLOOD'S EASIER TO CLEAN.
- I HAD ANOTHER ROUGH DAY - IN CLASS.
- I CAN'T GET MY STUDENTS - TO BEHAVE.
GIVE IT TIME,
YOU'LL GET THERE.
- YOU'RE A MAN, - NOT A MACHINE.
HE'S NOT EVEN A MAN.
A MACHINE...
- THAT'S IT! - I'VE GOT TO GET TO MY LAB.
YO! TAXI!
[CRACKLING AND BUZZING]
[BOING]
ALL RIGHT, NOW THAT
I'VE HAD MY TOAST,
I CAN START BUILDING MY ROBOT.
I CAN'T BELIEVE
- I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE - WHO READ THAT ARTICLE.
OOH! THERE'S HUTCH.
- TAKE ME - TO THE CAFETERIA,
- BUT AVOID - THE WEST HALLWAY...
IT'S ALWAYS CRAZY BUSY
THIS TIME OF DAY.
[SIGHS WEARILY]
LOOK, IVY,
I KNOW HUTCH IS CUTE,
BUT DON'T YOU THINK
THIS IS A BIT DESPERATE?
NO. IT'S VERY DESPERATE!
DESPERATION WAS SUPPOSED TO
HELP ME REACH MY GOAL,
MUCH AS IT DID OPPENHEIMER
IN HIS RACE FOR THE BOMB.
WOW, I REALLY AM
READING TOO MUCH.
YOU KNOW, MAYBE YOU SHOULD
JUST FIND ANOTHER GUY.
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!
ANOTHER GUY WILL TOTALLY
MAKE HUTCH JEALOUS.
I NEED TO FIND
A FAKE BOYFRIEND.
THAT'S ACTUALLY
NOT WHAT I MEANT.
[LAUGHS]: OH, NO,
I'M-I'M NOT...
[GIGGLES]
WHERE TO, MAC?
GOOD MORNING, CLASS.
WE HAVE A NEW STUDENT
JOINING US TODAY.
HELLO,
MEMBERS OF MY PEER GROUP.
I AM A NEW STUDENT HERE.
- I'D LIKE YOU ALL - TO WELCOME A.R.T.H.U.R.
[OVERLAPPING, BORED]:
HI, ARTHUR.
[CHAIR SNAPS AND CRACKS]
OKAY, CLASS,
- LET'S PICK UP OUR LESSON - ON AERODYNAMICS
WHERE WE LEFT OFF.
[THWAP]
SLAB!
WELL, TO BE FAIR,
THAT IS WHERE WE LEFT OFF.
- YOU WILL STAY - IN YOUR SEAT.
WHOA! WHOA...
WE ARE HERE TO LEARN
- AND IMPROVE - OUR CYBERNETIC PROCESSING UNITS.
I MEAN, MINDS.
HA-HA. JOKE.
[ADAM CHUCKLES]
GOOD ONE, ARTHUR.
HOW VERY, UH... HUMAN OF YOU.
NO ONE MAKES A HA-HA JOKE
AT MY EXPENSE!
[STRAINING]
THAT'LL TEACH YOU.
[EXHALES]
- HERE'S AN IDEA... - HOW ABOUT I DO SOME TEACHING?
IF YOU'LL TAKE YOUR SEAT...
I DON'T THINK SO.
- THEN I'LL BE FORCED - TO IMMOBILIZE YOU
IN ANOTHER FASHION.
WHOA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
W-W-W-WAIT...
UH...
IS THIS WHAT BEING BULLIED FEELS
LIKE?
BECAUSE
THIS IS NOT PLEASANT.
DUDE, THE WAY YOU
HANDLED SLAB WAS AWESOME!
[CLANG]
OW!
- YOU THINK WHAT HE DID TO SLAB - WAS COOL?
ARTHUR, RUN
EMERGENCY PROTOCOL T-4.
UNDERSTOOD.
- [DING! - FWAP-FWAP-FWAP-FWAP!]
MM!
THIS IS SOME OF THE BEST
BUTT-TOAST I'VE EVER HAD.
YOU SEE, HE'S AN ANDROID.
"A.R.T.H.U.R." STANDS FOR
"AUTOMATED-ROBOTIC-TEENAGER...
HIPPOPOTAMUS-UMBRELLA-RAINBOW."
"HIPPOPOTAMUS-
UMBRELLA-RAINBOW?"
I NEEDED SOMETHING
FOR THE "H," "U," AND "R."
- WHY DIDN'T YOU - JUST NAME HIM "ART?"
[GROANS]:
WHERE WERE YOU YESTERDAY?
- ARE YOU SURE - THIS THING IS SAFE?
[ARTHUR'S METAL HULL CLANGING]
- IF I'VE LEARNED ANYTHING - FROM THE MOVIES,
IT'S THAT ROBOTS ALWAYS
TURN ON THEIR CREATORS.
- AND IF YOU'RE A COP - TWO DAYS FROM RETIREMENT,
CALL IN SICK.
DON'T WORRY,
ARTHUR'S PERFECTLY SAFE.
- I PROGRAMMED HIM - WITH THREE PRIME DIRECTIVES.
ARTHUR?
[PANEL BUTTONS BEEPING]
DIRECTIVE ONE:
- "I WILL PROTECT MY CREATOR - FROM HARM AND INJURY."
- DIRECTIVE TWO: - "I MUST OBEY ALL ORDERS
EXCEPT WHEN DOING SO WOULD
CONFLICT WITH DIRECTIVE ONE."
DIRECTIVE THREE:
- "I WILL PROVIDE TOAST - WHENEVER REQUESTED...
EXCEPT DURING PASSOVER."
- HE'LL DO - ANYTHING WE SAY?
GET OUTTA HERE!
- I WILL - GET OUT OF HERE.
[WINCES]
THINK OF ALL THE POSSIBILITIES!
HE COULD PICK UP
HEAVY STUFF...
PUT IT DOWN AGAIN.
DO I HAVE TO COME UP
WITH ALL THE COOL IDEAS?
ARTHUR IS NOT HERE
FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT.
ACTUALLY...
HE'S NOT HERE AT ALL.
OH, NO! ARTHUR? ARTHUR!
NOW, ONLY ONE OF YOU
WILL BECOME MY NEXT BOYFRIEND,
BUT, REST ASSURED,
THAT IF YOU DON'T,
IT'S ONLY
BECAUSE YOU'RE UGLY.
LET'S BEGIN, SHALL WE?
TOO SHORT.
TOO SCRAWNY.
TOO... YUCK!
TOO DORKY.
TOO SWEATY.
TOO MUCH LIKE THE "YUCK" GUY.
DERBY, I'D BETTER NOT
SEE YOUR FACE
IN THIS LINE AGAIN.
FINE.
[SIGHS]: TOO SMELLY.
TOO NERDY.
TOO GIRLY!
I'M NOT IN THE LINE!
AND THIS IS DEMEANING.
- YOU'RE JUST - USING THESE GUYS.
ANYONE WHO DOESN'T
WANT TO BE USED BY ME,
PLEASE FEEL FREE TO LEAVE.
COME ON, PEOPLE!
WHAT DO YOU SEE IN HER?
SHE'S NOTHING MORE
THAN A PRETTY FACE
AND A PERFECT BODY.
I'M JUST GOING TO
STOP TALKING NOW.
TOO SLOPPY.
TOO MANY!
BONJOUR, CHERIE.
JE M'APPELLE
ANTOINE BOLOGNESE.
BEAUCOUP YUCK!
NONE OF THESE GUYS ARE GOING
TO MAKE HUTCH JEALOUS.
HELLO, FELLOW STUDENTS.
AND A HEARTY
BONJOUR TO YOU.
OOH! BUT HE WILL!
ZUT ALORS!
- I STILL CAN'T - FIND ARTHUR.
HE'S OVER THERE,
- GETTING A 21-POINT - INSPECTION
FROM YOUR SISTER.
OH, NO. THIS IS TERRIBLE.
I KNOW. WHAT DOES HE HAVE
THAT I DON'T HAVE?
- OTHER THAN - CHISELED FEATURES,
ABS OF STEEL
AND THE ABILITY TO
MAKE TOAST IN HIS PANTS.
YOU'RE CUTE.
ARE YOU A MODEL?
MORE OF A PROTOTYPE.
SO, WHY HAVEN'T I
SEEN YOU AROUND BEFORE?
BECAUSE I JUST TRANSFERRED
FROM "INSERT SCHOOL NAME HERE."
HAH-HAH!
- ARTHUR - IS SUCH A KIDDER!
ALWAYS WITH
THE HA-HA JOKES.
LET'S GO, ARTHUR.
DON'T MOVE!
SO, ARTHUR, WE SHOULD
HAVE LUNCH TOGETHER.
WE SHOULD HAVE LUNCH TOGETHER,
- BECAUSE I EAT, IN ORDER - TO NOURISH MY HUMAN BODY,
WHICH IS POWERED BY FOOD
- AND NOT A BATTERY ADAM STOLE - FROM HIS MOTHER'S CAR.
STUPID CAR!
I GUESS THOSE SENIORS
WON'T REMEMBER MISSING A MEAL.
I REALLY DON'T THINK
- YOU SHOULD HAVE - LUNCH WITH ARTHUR.
GO AWAY!
I WILL GO AWAY.
[FEUDING,
[OVERLAPPING]
[SIGHS WEARILY]
- NOW, IF - YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
I HAVE A LUNCH DATE
WITH A HOTTIE.
WE MEET AGAIN,
MON PETIT CANARD.
[FUMES]
EXCUSE ME,
COMMUNITY ELDER,
- WHERE DO MY FELLOW - HUMAN STUDENTS
CONSUME NUTRIENTS?
I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU HERE
BEFORE. ARE YOU NEW?
BRAND-NEW.
OH. DID YOU PLAY, UH...
FOOTBALL
AT YOUR OLD SCHOOL?
YES. I WAS CAPTAIN OF
THE "INSERT FEROCIOUS-ANIMAL
TEAM NAME HERE."
I HEAR THEY'RE GOOD.
- I LOOKED EVERYWHERE - FOR ARTHUR...
THE LIBRARY, THE GYM,
- THE AUDITORIUM, - THE STAFF LOUNGE,
ALL THE CLASSROOMS...
- YEAH, HE'S NOT IN - THE GIRLS' LOCKER ROOM EITHER.
WELL, HE SHOULD
BE HERE.
- IVY INSTRUCTED HIM - TO MEET HER FOR LUNCH.
YEAH, WHAT HAPPENED?
- I THOUGHT "MR. GENIUS" - PROGRAMMED HIM
TO FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS?
I DID! SOMEONE MUST HAVE
- GIVEN HIM A NEW INSTRUCTION - THAT SUPERSEDED THE OLD ONE.
TOAST! AH-HAH!
- WHERE DID YOU - GET THAT TOAST?
FROM HER.
OH, NO! THE ROBOT CAN
CHANGE HIS FORM AT WILL!
I'LL GRAB HIM BEFORE
HE SHAPE-SHIFTS AGAIN.
WHERE IS ARTHUR?
I HOPE HE DIDN'T TRANSFER BACK
TO "INSERT SCHOOL NAME HERE."
HUTCH! HI...
- ARE YOU HAVING - LUNCH ALONE?
- BECAUSE I'M HAVING LUNCH WITH - MY NEW BOYFRIEND, ARTHUR.
OH... HELLO, ARTHUR.
IT'S SO NICE
TO MEET YOU.
NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
- I HAVE TO GO SPEAK TO SOMEONE - WHO IS NOT THE SCHOOL NURSE
ABOUT SOMETHING UNRELATED
TO IVY'S MENTAL STATE.
HE'S SO INTO ME.
OW! OW!
I WAS JUST CHECKING
FOR A TOASTER! OW!
OH! OKAY.
LET'S SEE HOW YOU ARE
WITH A FOOTBALL.
ALL RIGHT.
THROW IT TO ME!
[CRASHING AND CLATTERING]
NOT BAD.
OKAY.
LET'S SEE HOW WELL YOU CAN KICK.
[BALL WHOOSHING HIGH ABOVE]
[DEAFENING CRASH]
[WOMAN SCREAMING]
THIS IS FANTASTIC!
I MEAN...
NOT FOR THOSE PEOPLE, BUT...
FINALLY, OUR TEAM'S GONNA
WIN A FEW GAMES!
I'M GONNA BE THE TOAST
OF THE DISTRICT.
DID YOU SAY TOAST?
[DING!
[FWAP-FWAP-FWAP-FWAP!]
OKAY, THAT WAS ODD.
- WHY DO YOU HAVE - A TOASTER IN YOUR PANTS?
BECAUSE A WAFFLE IRON
WOULD BE SILLY.
HA-HA. JOKE.
THIS IS NO TIME
FOR HA-HA JOKES.
I DEMAND YOU TELL ME
EXACTLY WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.
DIRECTIVE TWO: I MUST OBEY.
- I AM, IN FACT, - NOT A HUMAN STUDENT,
BUT A ROBOT,
- CREATED BY THE HANDSOME GENIUS - KNOWN AS ADAM YOUNG.
OH! I'M GONNA KILL
THAT HANDSOME GENIUS!
DIRECTIVE ONE:
- MUST PROTECT MY CREATOR - FROM HARM AND INJURY.
MUST DESTROY TATER!
[SQUEALS LIKE A GIRL]
AHH!
[SQUEALS LIKE A GIRL]
I HOPE THIS DOESN'T COST ME
A SPOT ON THE TEAM.
[♪♪♪]
- OH, I'VE GOT TO - FIND THAT ROBOT!
HE COULD DESTROY
THE WHOLE SCHOOL!
YEAH, AND HE COULD DO
A LOT OF BAD STUFF, TOO.
- [MEEKLY, FROM LOCKER]: - IS IT SAFE OUT THERE?
MR. TATER, IS THAT YOU?
MAYBE...
ARE YOU FLESH OR METAL?
OH, SO YOU KNOW
ABOUT THE ROBOT?
YES!
AND HE'S TRYING TO TERMINATE ME.
- OH, NO! - WE'VE GOT TO STOP HIM!
- [PLAYING ALONG]: - RIGHT...
- WE'VE GOT TO - STOP THE ROBOT
BECAUSE WE DON'T WANT ANYTHING
TO HAPPEN TO MR. TATER.
YOU KEEP THE OLD MAN BUSY,
- I'LL GO TELL THE ROBOT - WHERE HE'S HIDING.
DERBY... IF I SURVIVE THIS,
YOU ARE GETTING DETENTION!
MUST DESTROY TATER!
[YELPS]
MUST DESTROY TATER!
I WANTED MASHED POTATOES.
THESE ARE TATER TOTS.
"TATER?"
THANK YOU!
OH, MAN, I DIDN'T KNOW
THEY HAD MASHED POTATOES.
ARTHUR!
STAY AWAY FROM HER!
SAME GOES FOR YOU,
BLUE EYES.
STAND BACK, EVERYONE.
ARTHUR'S NOT HUMAN.
- HE'S A ROBOT! - HE'S A MACHINE! HE'S...
MY BOYFRIEND!
KISS ME!
UNDERSTOOD.
[ZAP!]
WOW!
IT WAS ALSO GOOD FOR ME.
BUT NOW I MUST DESTROY TATER!
NO! ARTHUR! TATER'S NOT REALLY
GOING TO HURT ME.
- HE WAS JUST USING - A FIGURE OF SPEECH.
I CANNOT TAKE ANY CHANCES.
AND SO IT BEGINS...
- THE AGE OF MAN - HAS ENDED
- AND THE AGE OF - THE MACHINES IS UPON US.
IF I DON'T JOIN THE RESISTANCE,
- CAN I GET ONE OF - THE GOOD SLAVE JOBS?
SOMETHING AT A DESK?
OH, WHAT HAVE I DONE?
NOBODY'S POWERFUL ENOUGH
TO DEFEAT ARTHUR.
HEY! WHAT HAPPENED TO HALLWAY?
LOOK LIKE IT TORN APART BY ROBOT
WHO FOUND PARADOX
IN HIS PROGRAMMING DIRECTIVES.
I HAVE AN IDEA.
SO DO I.
[ROBOTICALLY]:
SPARE ME. I AM ONE OF YOU.
MUST DESTROY TATER!
WHATEVER YOU DO,
DON'T GO IN THERE...
TATER'S NOT HIDING
IN THE SCIENCE LAB.
THANK YOU FOR SAVING ME
THE TROUBLE, FELLOW ROBOT.
- NO, WAIT! - I MEAN, HE IS IN THERE.
GO IN THERE!
MUST DESTROY TATER!
NOT TODAY...
STEEL DEMON!
[CRACKING LOUDLY]
OOH! THAT NOT GOOD FOR YOU!
CAUSE ARTHRITIS
IN OLD AGE.
STEEL DEMON!
THE CRACKING SOUND
IS JUST A .WAV FILE.
I CAN ALSO MAKE
ARMPIT-FART NOISES.
[OVERLAPPING FART SOUNDS]
[LAUGHING]: CLASSIC!
BUT PLAYTIME OVER...
STEEL DEMON!
HEE-YAH!
[GRUNTS MENACINGLY]
HEE-YAH!
HYAH!
HO-O-O-O!
[RAGEFUL GRUNTING]
[FRUSTRATED GRUNT]
YAH-GAH!
HYAH-AH-AH!
[GRUNTS]
OOF!
MY TURN.
[DING!]
[FWAP-FWAP-FWAP-FWAP
[FWAP-FWAP-FWAP-FWAP]
[CHUCKLES ARROGANTLY]
THAT ALL YOU GOT?
[DING! FWAP!]
[CRIES OUT]
I SHOULD'VE KNOWN YOUR BUTTOCKS
WOULD HAVE "BAGEL" SETTING! AH!
OHH!
[GRUNTING IN PROTEST
[AS DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]
DON'T BOTHER STRUGGLING.
I'VE BEEN STUCK HERE
ALL DAY.
[BALKS]: AHH!
HOW LONG HE BEEN HERE?
MUST DESTROY TATER!
OVER HERE!
AND OVER HERE.
AND OVER HERE.
DOES NOT COMPUTE!
DANG WAS JUST A DISTRACTION.
COMMENCE
"OPERATION: BALD SPOT"!
SYSTEMS OVERLOADING!
[DOOR RATTLES]
YOU GUYS
DID THIS FOR ME?
I MEAN, FOR THE REAL TATER?
ACTUALLY, NO.
WE'RE HOLDING
A MR. TATER LOOK-ALIKE CONTEST.
- YEAH. THE GRAND - PRIZE IS $500.
WOW...
I SHOULD TOTALLY ENTER.
- YOU'RE PUTTING UP - THE PRIZE MONEY.
WHAT? FORGET IT!
OKAY, EVERYONE,
TAKE OFF YOUR COSTUMES.
MUST DESTROY TATER!
[SQUEALS LIKE A GIRL]
[TATER, MUFFLED]:
WILL YOU TAKE A CHEQUE?
WE'RE GOING TO NEED
TWO PIECES OF I.D.
S-S-SYSTEMS CR-CR-CRIT-T-ICAL!
[VOICE SLOWING]:
WHY DO I... SMELL... TOAST?
[FWIP... FWIP]
WE DID IT!
WE DEFEATED THE ROBOT!
YEAH! WHOO! YEAH!
THIS IS AWESOME.
BOO-YEAH!
- YOU KNOW, WHEN I SAID - I WAS GONNA WORK FOR THE ROBOTS,
- IT WAS JUST PART OF - MY MASTER PLAN
- TO TAKE THEM DOWN - FROM WITHIN.
- I AM TOTALLY - ON THE SIDE OF MANKIND.
GO, HUMANS!
DINNER'S READY!
WE'RE HAVING PUREED BEEF,
CREAMED BROCCOLI
AND BLACK FOREST CAKE... JUICE.
HERE'S YOUR STRAW.
I'M NOT STAYING FOR DINNER.
HUTCH GOT JEALOUS
WHEN HE SAW ME KISS ANOTHER GUY
AND HE CALLED TO ASK ME OUT.
OH, SO YOU'RE DATING TWO GUYS IN
ONE DAY?
FANTASTIC.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
OOH! THERE'S HUTCH!
WAIT TILL YOU SEE
HOW CUTE HE IS.
HEY, IVY...
READY FOR OUR DATE?
HUTCH?
WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE THAT?
I WON THE TATER
LOOK-ALIKE CONTEST.
CONGRATULATIONS?
BUT DO YOU MIND TAKING OFF
THAT DISGUSTING COSTUME
BEFORE WE GO OUT IN PUBLIC?
- OH, NO, NO. NO. - IT'S NOT A COSTUME.
FOR FIVE-HUNDY,
YOU'VE GOT TO GO ALL IN.
- SO I GOT RID - OF MY CONTACTS,
DYED MY HAIR GREY,
SHAVED IN A BALD SPOT.
WHAT ABOUT THE NOSE HAIR?
ALL MINE.
SKIPPED MY AFTERNOON TRIM.
IT GROWS REALLY FAST.
YOU SHOULD SEE MY MOM.
SO, SHALL WE GET GOING?
OH, I... CAN'T.
- I PROMISED MY MOM - I'D STAY HOME
- AND DRINK DINNER - WITH HER.
[THUMP]
[SLURPING]
BUT I'M HUTCH ANDERSON.
SORRY. NO SPARK.
I'M SORRY
IVY KICKED YOU
TO THE CURB...
BUT SINCE YOU'LL BE AT THE CURB,
MIND TAKING OUT THE TRASH?
[METAL CLATTERING]
[GRUNTING]: WHAT'S IN HERE?
I DON'T KNOW,
SOME JUNK MY SON THREW OUT.
[♪♪♪]
[DING!]
[FWAP-FWAP!]
[♪♪♪]
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