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[♪♪♪]
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[PLANE'S ENGINE WHINING]
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CAN ANYONE TELL ME
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WHAT KEEPS THIS AIRPLANE ALOFT?
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HERE'S A HINT...
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IT'S ON THE BOARD.
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CHALK?
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HEY, GUYS!
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SORRY I'M LATE...
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ALTHOUGH I'M NOT THAT LATE,
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AND I'M NOT THAT SORRY.
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DERBY, SIT DOWN.
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- I'M IN THE MIDDLE
- OF MY LESSON.
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WE'RE LEARNING ABOUT...
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KING KONG?
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[GUTTURAL GRUNTING]
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OKAY, I CAN SEE WHY YOUR HEAD
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WENT TO "GIANT APE."
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HEY, I'M NOT AN APE.
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I BROUGHT DONUTS.
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OH!
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OHH-OHH-OHH!
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GETTING BACK TO THE LESSON...
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THAT'S NOT BANANA!
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SLAB LIKE BANANA!
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[SPLAT]
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EASY, KOKO, I THINK THERE'S
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A BANANA CREAM IN THERE.
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NOPE... NOPE.
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[THWACK]
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NOPE.
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[BONK]
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NOPE.
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[THWAP]
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FINALLY.
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FOUND THE BANANA CREAM.
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WAIT... WHAT AM I DOING?
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I HAD A BIG BREAKFAST,
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I REALLY SHOULDN'T.
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[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
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GREAT.
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ANOTHER UNFINISHED LESSON,
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- AND ANOTHER CLEAN-UP CALL
- TO DANG.
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YOU CALLED?
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AAH!
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WHAT HAPPENED?
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YOU COVERED IN BLOOD!
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IT'S NOT BLOOD.
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IT'S JELLY.
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TOO BAD.
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BLOOD EASIER TO CLEAN.
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♪ GOODBYE, SUMMER
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HELLO, FALL ♪
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- ♪ WE'VE BEEN TRYING
- TO GET HERE ♪
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♪ SINCE WE BOTH
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WERE BARELY TWO FEET TALL ♪
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♪ WHO YOU CALLING "KID"? ♪
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♪ WHO YOU CALLING "KID"? ♪
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♪ BUT I WON'T HEAR A WORD ♪
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♪ WHO YOU CALLING "KID"? ♪
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"SUPPER FOR SENIORS"
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SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT CAUSE.
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- I'D BE HAPPY
- TO DELIVER HOT MEALS.
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OKAY. BYE.
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SO?
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[EXHALES WITH PRIDE]
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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I THINK I KNOW WHO TO CALL
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- WHEN I NEED A RIDE
- TO THE AIRPORT.
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- PERFECT!
- THAT'S WHAT I WAS GOING FOR.
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- I READ
- THAT TAXICABS ARE YELLOW
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- BECAUSE IT'S THE EASIEST COLOUR
- TO SPOT,
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- AND I'M TRYING TO GET HUTCH
- TO NOTICE ME.
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OH, WAIT A MINUTE.
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YOU READ SOMETHING?
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ADAM!
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YOU'RE COVERED IN BLOOD!
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- IT'S NOT BLOOD.
- IT'S JELLY.
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TOO BAD.
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BLOOD'S EASIER TO CLEAN.
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- I HAD ANOTHER ROUGH DAY
- IN CLASS.
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- I CAN'T GET MY STUDENTS
- TO BEHAVE.
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GIVE IT TIME,
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YOU'LL GET THERE.
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- YOU'RE A MAN,
- NOT A MACHINE.
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HE'S NOT EVEN A MAN.
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A MACHINE...
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- THAT'S IT!
- I'VE GOT TO GET TO MY LAB.
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YO! TAXI!
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[CRACKLING AND BUZZING]
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[BOING]
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ALL RIGHT, NOW THAT
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I'VE HAD MY TOAST,
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I CAN START BUILDING MY ROBOT.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
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- I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE
- WHO READ THAT ARTICLE.
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OOH! THERE'S HUTCH.
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- TAKE ME
- TO THE CAFETERIA,
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- BUT AVOID
- THE WEST HALLWAY...
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IT'S ALWAYS CRAZY BUSY
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THIS TIME OF DAY.
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[SIGHS WEARILY]
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LOOK, IVY,
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I KNOW HUTCH IS CUTE,
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BUT DON'T YOU THINK
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THIS IS A BIT DESPERATE?
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NO. IT'S VERY DESPERATE!
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DESPERATION WAS SUPPOSED TO
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HELP ME REACH MY GOAL,
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MUCH AS IT DID OPPENHEIMER
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IN HIS RACE FOR THE BOMB.
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WOW, I REALLY AM
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READING TOO MUCH.
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YOU KNOW, MAYBE YOU SHOULD
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JUST FIND ANOTHER GUY.
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THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!
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ANOTHER GUY WILL TOTALLY
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MAKE HUTCH JEALOUS.
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I NEED TO FIND
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A FAKE BOYFRIEND.
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THAT'S ACTUALLY
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NOT WHAT I MEANT.
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[LAUGHS]: OH, NO,
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I'M-I'M NOT...
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[GIGGLES]
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WHERE TO, MAC?
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GOOD MORNING, CLASS.
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WE HAVE A NEW STUDENT
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JOINING US TODAY.
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HELLO,
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MEMBERS OF MY PEER GROUP.
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I AM A NEW STUDENT HERE.
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- I'D LIKE YOU ALL
- TO WELCOME A.R.T.H.U.R.
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[OVERLAPPING, BORED]:
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HI, ARTHUR.
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[CHAIR SNAPS AND CRACKS]
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OKAY, CLASS,
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- LET'S PICK UP OUR LESSON
- ON AERODYNAMICS
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WHERE WE LEFT OFF.
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[THWAP]
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SLAB!
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WELL, TO BE FAIR,
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THAT IS WHERE WE LEFT OFF.
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- YOU WILL STAY
- IN YOUR SEAT.
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WHOA! WHOA...
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WE ARE HERE TO LEARN
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- AND IMPROVE
- OUR CYBERNETIC PROCESSING UNITS.
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I MEAN, MINDS.
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HA-HA. JOKE.
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[ADAM CHUCKLES]
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GOOD ONE, ARTHUR.
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HOW VERY, UH... HUMAN OF YOU.
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NO ONE MAKES A HA-HA JOKE
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AT MY EXPENSE!
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[STRAINING]
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THAT'LL TEACH YOU.
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[EXHALES]
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- HERE'S AN IDEA...
- HOW ABOUT I DO SOME TEACHING?
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IF YOU'LL TAKE YOUR SEAT...
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I DON'T THINK SO.
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- THEN I'LL BE FORCED
- TO IMMOBILIZE YOU
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IN ANOTHER FASHION.
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WHOA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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W-W-W-WAIT...
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UH...
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IS THIS WHAT BEING BULLIED FEELS
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LIKE?
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BECAUSE
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THIS IS NOT PLEASANT.
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DUDE, THE WAY YOU
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HANDLED SLAB WAS AWESOME!
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[CLANG]
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OW!
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- YOU THINK WHAT HE DID TO SLAB
- WAS COOL?
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ARTHUR, RUN
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EMERGENCY PROTOCOL T-4.
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UNDERSTOOD.
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- [DING!
- FWAP-FWAP-FWAP-FWAP!]
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MM!
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THIS IS SOME OF THE BEST
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BUTT-TOAST I'VE EVER HAD.
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YOU SEE, HE'S AN ANDROID.
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"A.R.T.H.U.R." STANDS FOR
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"AUTOMATED-ROBOTIC-TEENAGER...
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HIPPOPOTAMUS-UMBRELLA-RAINBOW."
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"HIPPOPOTAMUS-
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UMBRELLA-RAINBOW?"
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I NEEDED SOMETHING
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FOR THE "H," "U," AND "R."
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- WHY DIDN'T YOU
- JUST NAME HIM "ART?"
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[GROANS]:
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WHERE WERE YOU YESTERDAY?
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- ARE YOU SURE
- THIS THING IS SAFE?
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[ARTHUR'S METAL HULL CLANGING]
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- IF I'VE LEARNED ANYTHING
- FROM THE MOVIES,
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IT'S THAT ROBOTS ALWAYS
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TURN ON THEIR CREATORS.
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- AND IF YOU'RE A COP
- TWO DAYS FROM RETIREMENT,
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CALL IN SICK.
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DON'T WORRY,
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ARTHUR'S PERFECTLY SAFE.
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- I PROGRAMMED HIM
- WITH THREE PRIME DIRECTIVES.
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ARTHUR?
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[PANEL BUTTONS BEEPING]
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DIRECTIVE ONE:
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- "I WILL PROTECT MY CREATOR
- FROM HARM AND INJURY."
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- DIRECTIVE TWO:
- "I MUST OBEY ALL ORDERS
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EXCEPT WHEN DOING SO WOULD
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CONFLICT WITH DIRECTIVE ONE."
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DIRECTIVE THREE:
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- "I WILL PROVIDE TOAST
- WHENEVER REQUESTED...
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EXCEPT DURING PASSOVER."
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- HE'LL DO
- ANYTHING WE SAY?
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GET OUTTA HERE!
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- I WILL
- GET OUT OF HERE.
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[WINCES]
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THINK OF ALL THE POSSIBILITIES!
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HE COULD PICK UP
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HEAVY STUFF...
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PUT IT DOWN AGAIN.
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DO I HAVE TO COME UP
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WITH ALL THE COOL IDEAS?
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ARTHUR IS NOT HERE
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FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT.
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ACTUALLY...
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HE'S NOT HERE AT ALL.
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OH, NO! ARTHUR? ARTHUR!
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NOW, ONLY ONE OF YOU
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WILL BECOME MY NEXT BOYFRIEND,
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BUT, REST ASSURED,
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THAT IF YOU DON'T,
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IT'S ONLY
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BECAUSE YOU'RE UGLY.
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LET'S BEGIN, SHALL WE?
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TOO SHORT.
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TOO SCRAWNY.
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TOO... YUCK!
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TOO DORKY.
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TOO SWEATY.
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TOO MUCH LIKE THE "YUCK" GUY.
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DERBY, I'D BETTER NOT
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SEE YOUR FACE
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IN THIS LINE AGAIN.
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FINE.
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[SIGHS]: TOO SMELLY.
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TOO NERDY.
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TOO GIRLY!
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I'M NOT IN THE LINE!
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AND THIS IS DEMEANING.
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- YOU'RE JUST
- USING THESE GUYS.
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ANYONE WHO DOESN'T
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WANT TO BE USED BY ME,
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PLEASE FEEL FREE TO LEAVE.
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COME ON, PEOPLE!
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WHAT DO YOU SEE IN HER?
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SHE'S NOTHING MORE
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THAN A PRETTY FACE
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AND A PERFECT BODY.
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I'M JUST GOING TO
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STOP TALKING NOW.
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TOO SLOPPY.
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TOO MANY!
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BONJOUR, CHERIE.
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JE M'APPELLE
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ANTOINE BOLOGNESE.
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BEAUCOUP YUCK!
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NONE OF THESE GUYS ARE GOING
268
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TO MAKE HUTCH JEALOUS.
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HELLO, FELLOW STUDENTS.
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AND A HEARTY
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BONJOUR TO YOU.
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OOH! BUT HE WILL!
273
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ZUT ALORS!
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- I STILL CAN'T
- FIND ARTHUR.
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HE'S OVER THERE,
276
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- GETTING A 21-POINT
- INSPECTION
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FROM YOUR SISTER.
278
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OH, NO. THIS IS TERRIBLE.
279
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I KNOW. WHAT DOES HE HAVE
280
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THAT I DON'T HAVE?
281
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- OTHER THAN
- CHISELED FEATURES,
282
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ABS OF STEEL
283
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AND THE ABILITY TO
284
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MAKE TOAST IN HIS PANTS.
285
00:09:46,628 --> 00:09:47,587
YOU'RE CUTE.
286
00:09:47,629 --> 00:09:48,630
ARE YOU A MODEL?
287
00:09:48,672 --> 00:09:50,508
MORE OF A PROTOTYPE.
288
00:09:50,549 --> 00:09:51,634
SO, WHY HAVEN'T I
289
00:09:51,635 --> 00:09:52,717
SEEN YOU AROUND BEFORE?
290
00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:54,137
BECAUSE I JUST TRANSFERRED
291
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FROM "INSERT SCHOOL NAME HERE."
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HAH-HAH!
293
00:09:57,681 --> 00:09:59,475
- ARTHUR
- IS SUCH A KIDDER!
294
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ALWAYS WITH
295
00:10:00,581 --> 00:10:01,643
THE HA-HA JOKES.
296
00:10:01,685 --> 00:10:03,479
LET'S GO, ARTHUR.
297
00:10:03,521 --> 00:10:04,646
DON'T MOVE!
298
00:10:04,688 --> 00:10:06,169
SO, ARTHUR, WE SHOULD
299
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HAVE LUNCH TOGETHER.
300
00:10:07,691 --> 00:10:08,984
WE SHOULD HAVE LUNCH TOGETHER,
301
00:10:09,026 --> 00:10:10,670
- BECAUSE I EAT, IN ORDER
- TO NOURISH MY HUMAN BODY,
302
00:10:10,694 --> 00:10:12,237
WHICH IS POWERED BY FOOD
303
00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:13,923
- AND NOT A BATTERY ADAM STOLE
- FROM HIS MOTHER'S CAR.
304
00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:16,658
STUPID CAR!
305
00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:18,660
I GUESS THOSE SENIORS
306
00:10:18,661 --> 00:10:20,620
WON'T REMEMBER MISSING A MEAL.
307
00:10:21,997 --> 00:10:23,665
I REALLY DON'T THINK
308
00:10:23,707 --> 00:10:25,667
- YOU SHOULD HAVE
- LUNCH WITH ARTHUR.
309
00:10:25,709 --> 00:10:27,378
GO AWAY!
310
00:10:27,419 --> 00:10:28,712
I WILL GO AWAY.
311
00:10:28,753 --> 00:10:29,818
[FEUDING,
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00:10:29,819 --> 00:10:30,881
[OVERLAPPING]
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00:10:30,922 --> 00:10:32,674
[SIGHS WEARILY]
314
00:10:32,716 --> 00:10:33,842
- NOW, IF
- YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
315
00:10:33,884 --> 00:10:35,156
I HAVE A LUNCH DATE
316
00:10:35,157 --> 00:10:36,428
WITH A HOTTIE.
317
00:10:37,721 --> 00:10:39,515
WE MEET AGAIN,
318
00:10:39,516 --> 00:10:41,308
MON PETIT CANARD.
319
00:10:42,893 --> 00:10:43,935
[FUMES]
320
00:10:56,740 --> 00:10:58,075
EXCUSE ME,
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00:10:58,076 --> 00:10:59,410
COMMUNITY ELDER,
322
00:10:59,451 --> 00:11:00,512
- WHERE DO MY FELLOW
- HUMAN STUDENTS
323
00:11:00,536 --> 00:11:01,870
CONSUME NUTRIENTS?
324
00:11:01,912 --> 00:11:02,976
I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU HERE
325
00:11:02,977 --> 00:11:04,039
BEFORE. ARE YOU NEW?
326
00:11:04,081 --> 00:11:05,665
BRAND-NEW.
327
00:11:05,707 --> 00:11:09,711
OH. DID YOU PLAY, UH...
328
00:11:09,753 --> 00:11:11,130
FOOTBALL
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00:11:11,131 --> 00:11:12,506
AT YOUR OLD SCHOOL?
330
00:11:12,548 --> 00:11:13,715
YES. I WAS CAPTAIN OF
331
00:11:13,757 --> 00:11:15,655
THE "INSERT FEROCIOUS-ANIMAL
332
00:11:15,656 --> 00:11:17,553
TEAM NAME HERE."
333
00:11:17,595 --> 00:11:18,720
I HEAR THEY'RE GOOD.
334
00:11:20,764 --> 00:11:21,824
- I LOOKED EVERYWHERE
- FOR ARTHUR...
335
00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:22,849
THE LIBRARY, THE GYM,
336
00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:24,684
- THE AUDITORIUM,
- THE STAFF LOUNGE,
337
00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:25,977
ALL THE CLASSROOMS...
338
00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:27,747
- YEAH, HE'S NOT IN
- THE GIRLS' LOCKER ROOM EITHER.
339
00:11:27,771 --> 00:11:28,772
WELL, HE SHOULD
340
00:11:28,773 --> 00:11:29,773
BE HERE.
341
00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:31,691
- IVY INSTRUCTED HIM
- TO MEET HER FOR LUNCH.
342
00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:32,734
YEAH, WHAT HAPPENED?
343
00:11:32,776 --> 00:11:33,878
- I THOUGHT "MR. GENIUS"
- PROGRAMMED HIM
344
00:11:33,902 --> 00:11:34,861
TO FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS?
345
00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:36,738
I DID! SOMEONE MUST HAVE
346
00:11:36,780 --> 00:11:38,592
- GIVEN HIM A NEW INSTRUCTION
- THAT SUPERSEDED THE OLD ONE.
347
00:11:38,616 --> 00:11:41,660
TOAST! AH-HAH!
348
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:42,970
- WHERE DID YOU
- GET THAT TOAST?
349
00:11:42,994 --> 00:11:44,288
FROM HER.
350
00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:47,436
OH, NO! THE ROBOT CAN
351
00:11:47,437 --> 00:11:49,000
CHANGE HIS FORM AT WILL!
352
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,398
I'LL GRAB HIM BEFORE
353
00:11:50,399 --> 00:11:51,753
HE SHAPE-SHIFTS AGAIN.
354
00:11:51,795 --> 00:11:53,755
WHERE IS ARTHUR?
355
00:11:53,797 --> 00:11:55,403
I HOPE HE DIDN'T TRANSFER BACK
356
00:11:55,404 --> 00:11:57,008
TO "INSERT SCHOOL NAME HERE."
357
00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:59,010
HUTCH! HI...
358
00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:00,762
- ARE YOU HAVING
- LUNCH ALONE?
359
00:12:00,804 --> 00:12:03,124
- BECAUSE I'M HAVING LUNCH WITH
- MY NEW BOYFRIEND, ARTHUR.
360
00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:06,768
OH... HELLO, ARTHUR.
361
00:12:06,810 --> 00:12:08,374
IT'S SO NICE
362
00:12:08,375 --> 00:12:09,938
TO MEET YOU.
363
00:12:09,980 --> 00:12:11,773
NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
364
00:12:11,815 --> 00:12:13,167
- I HAVE TO GO SPEAK TO SOMEONE
- WHO IS NOT THE SCHOOL NURSE
365
00:12:13,191 --> 00:12:14,464
ABOUT SOMETHING UNRELATED
366
00:12:14,465 --> 00:12:15,735
TO IVY'S MENTAL STATE.
367
00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:20,740
HE'S SO INTO ME.
368
00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:23,160
OW! OW!
369
00:12:23,201 --> 00:12:24,349
I WAS JUST CHECKING
370
00:12:24,350 --> 00:12:25,496
FOR A TOASTER! OW!
371
00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:30,792
OH! OKAY.
372
00:12:30,834 --> 00:12:31,856
LET'S SEE HOW YOU ARE
373
00:12:31,857 --> 00:12:32,877
WITH A FOOTBALL.
374
00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:40,511
ALL RIGHT.
375
00:12:40,552 --> 00:12:41,761
THROW IT TO ME!
376
00:12:44,515 --> 00:12:47,809
[CRASHING AND CLATTERING]
377
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:57,027
NOT BAD.
378
00:12:57,068 --> 00:12:58,737
OKAY.
379
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,739
LET'S SEE HOW WELL YOU CAN KICK.
380
00:13:06,870 --> 00:13:08,455
[BALL WHOOSHING HIGH ABOVE]
381
00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:14,836
[DEAFENING CRASH]
382
00:13:14,878 --> 00:13:16,838
[WOMAN SCREAMING]
383
00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:18,840
THIS IS FANTASTIC!
384
00:13:18,882 --> 00:13:20,175
I MEAN...
385
00:13:20,176 --> 00:13:21,468
NOT FOR THOSE PEOPLE, BUT...
386
00:13:21,510 --> 00:13:23,179
FINALLY, OUR TEAM'S GONNA
387
00:13:23,180 --> 00:13:24,846
WIN A FEW GAMES!
388
00:13:24,888 --> 00:13:26,369
I'M GONNA BE THE TOAST
389
00:13:26,370 --> 00:13:27,849
OF THE DISTRICT.
390
00:13:27,891 --> 00:13:28,891
DID YOU SAY TOAST?
391
00:13:30,894 --> 00:13:32,875
[DING!
392
00:13:32,876 --> 00:13:34,856
[FWAP-FWAP-FWAP-FWAP!]
393
00:13:35,899 --> 00:13:37,776
OKAY, THAT WAS ODD.
394
00:13:40,904 --> 00:13:42,864
- WHY DO YOU HAVE
- A TOASTER IN YOUR PANTS?
395
00:13:42,906 --> 00:13:44,241
BECAUSE A WAFFLE IRON
396
00:13:44,242 --> 00:13:45,576
WOULD BE SILLY.
397
00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:47,452
HA-HA. JOKE.
398
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:48,724
THIS IS NO TIME
399
00:13:48,725 --> 00:13:49,954
FOR HA-HA JOKES.
400
00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:51,477
I DEMAND YOU TELL ME
401
00:13:51,478 --> 00:13:52,957
EXACTLY WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.
402
00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:54,959
DIRECTIVE TWO: I MUST OBEY.
403
00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:56,587
- I AM, IN FACT,
- NOT A HUMAN STUDENT,
404
00:13:56,628 --> 00:13:57,921
BUT A ROBOT,
405
00:13:57,962 --> 00:13:59,482
- CREATED BY THE HANDSOME GENIUS
- KNOWN AS ADAM YOUNG.
406
00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:00,987
OH! I'M GONNA KILL
407
00:14:00,988 --> 00:14:02,467
THAT HANDSOME GENIUS!
408
00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:05,178
DIRECTIVE ONE:
409
00:14:05,220 --> 00:14:06,906
- MUST PROTECT MY CREATOR
- FROM HARM AND INJURY.
410
00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:09,015
MUST DESTROY TATER!
411
00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:11,602
[SQUEALS LIKE A GIRL]
412
00:14:11,643 --> 00:14:13,562
AHH!
413
00:14:16,147 --> 00:14:18,275
[SQUEALS LIKE A GIRL]
414
00:14:19,818 --> 00:14:21,779
I HOPE THIS DOESN'T COST ME
415
00:14:21,780 --> 00:14:23,739
A SPOT ON THE TEAM.
416
00:14:27,117 --> 00:14:30,036
[♪♪♪]
417
00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:31,389
- OH, I'VE GOT TO
- FIND THAT ROBOT!
418
00:14:31,413 --> 00:14:32,706
HE COULD DESTROY
419
00:14:32,707 --> 00:14:33,998
THE WHOLE SCHOOL!
420
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:35,480
YEAH, AND HE COULD DO
421
00:14:35,481 --> 00:14:36,918
A LOT OF BAD STUFF, TOO.
422
00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:38,920
- [MEEKLY, FROM LOCKER]:
- IS IT SAFE OUT THERE?
423
00:14:42,424 --> 00:14:44,926
MR. TATER, IS THAT YOU?
424
00:14:44,968 --> 00:14:46,219
MAYBE...
425
00:14:46,261 --> 00:14:48,346
ARE YOU FLESH OR METAL?
426
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:49,869
OH, SO YOU KNOW
427
00:14:49,870 --> 00:14:51,349
ABOUT THE ROBOT?
428
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,852
YES!
429
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,937
AND HE'S TRYING TO TERMINATE ME.
430
00:14:55,979 --> 00:14:57,123
- OH, NO!
- WE'VE GOT TO STOP HIM!
431
00:14:57,147 --> 00:14:58,356
- [PLAYING ALONG]:
- RIGHT...
432
00:14:58,398 --> 00:14:59,941
- WE'VE GOT TO
- STOP THE ROBOT
433
00:14:59,983 --> 00:15:01,589
BECAUSE WE DON'T WANT ANYTHING
434
00:15:01,590 --> 00:15:03,194
TO HAPPEN TO MR. TATER.
435
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:04,446
YOU KEEP THE OLD MAN BUSY,
436
00:15:04,488 --> 00:15:06,281
- I'LL GO TELL THE ROBOT
- WHERE HE'S HIDING.
437
00:15:06,323 --> 00:15:08,346
DERBY... IF I SURVIVE THIS,
438
00:15:08,347 --> 00:15:10,368
YOU ARE GETTING DETENTION!
439
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:12,078
MUST DESTROY TATER!
440
00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:14,456
[YELPS]
441
00:15:14,498 --> 00:15:16,916
MUST DESTROY TATER!
442
00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:18,460
I WANTED MASHED POTATOES.
443
00:15:18,461 --> 00:15:19,961
THESE ARE TATER TOTS.
444
00:15:20,003 --> 00:15:21,921
"TATER?"
445
00:15:24,007 --> 00:15:25,425
THANK YOU!
446
00:15:27,010 --> 00:15:28,157
OH, MAN, I DIDN'T KNOW
447
00:15:28,158 --> 00:15:29,304
THEY HAD MASHED POTATOES.
448
00:15:29,346 --> 00:15:30,410
ARTHUR!
449
00:15:30,411 --> 00:15:31,473
STAY AWAY FROM HER!
450
00:15:31,515 --> 00:15:32,620
SAME GOES FOR YOU,
451
00:15:32,621 --> 00:15:33,725
BLUE EYES.
452
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,060
STAND BACK, EVERYONE.
453
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:37,395
ARTHUR'S NOT HUMAN.
454
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:38,873
- HE'S A ROBOT!
- HE'S A MACHINE! HE'S...
455
00:15:38,897 --> 00:15:41,191
MY BOYFRIEND!
456
00:15:41,232 --> 00:15:42,317
KISS ME!
457
00:15:42,359 --> 00:15:43,943
UNDERSTOOD.
458
00:15:45,487 --> 00:15:46,404
[ZAP!]
459
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:48,907
WOW!
460
00:15:50,033 --> 00:15:51,869
IT WAS ALSO GOOD FOR ME.
461
00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:53,370
BUT NOW I MUST DESTROY TATER!
462
00:15:53,411 --> 00:15:54,809
NO! ARTHUR! TATER'S NOT REALLY
463
00:15:54,810 --> 00:15:56,206
GOING TO HURT ME.
464
00:15:56,247 --> 00:15:57,558
- HE WAS JUST USING
- A FIGURE OF SPEECH.
465
00:15:57,582 --> 00:15:59,835
I CANNOT TAKE ANY CHANCES.
466
00:16:06,049 --> 00:16:07,592
AND SO IT BEGINS...
467
00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,093
- THE AGE OF MAN
- HAS ENDED
468
00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:11,012
- AND THE AGE OF
- THE MACHINES IS UPON US.
469
00:16:11,054 --> 00:16:12,114
IF I DON'T JOIN THE RESISTANCE,
470
00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:14,015
- CAN I GET ONE OF
- THE GOOD SLAVE JOBS?
471
00:16:14,057 --> 00:16:15,016
SOMETHING AT A DESK?
472
00:16:15,058 --> 00:16:17,143
OH, WHAT HAVE I DONE?
473
00:16:17,185 --> 00:16:18,375
NOBODY'S POWERFUL ENOUGH
474
00:16:18,376 --> 00:16:19,563
TO DEFEAT ARTHUR.
475
00:16:19,604 --> 00:16:22,065
HEY! WHAT HAPPENED TO HALLWAY?
476
00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:24,442
LOOK LIKE IT TORN APART BY ROBOT
477
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:25,736
WHO FOUND PARADOX
478
00:16:25,737 --> 00:16:26,986
IN HIS PROGRAMMING DIRECTIVES.
479
00:16:28,071 --> 00:16:29,280
I HAVE AN IDEA.
480
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,032
SO DO I.
481
00:16:31,074 --> 00:16:32,221
[ROBOTICALLY]:
482
00:16:32,222 --> 00:16:33,368
SPARE ME. I AM ONE OF YOU.
483
00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:43,169
MUST DESTROY TATER!
484
00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:44,880
WHATEVER YOU DO,
485
00:16:44,922 --> 00:16:46,047
DON'T GO IN THERE...
486
00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:47,570
TATER'S NOT HIDING
487
00:16:47,571 --> 00:16:49,050
IN THE SCIENCE LAB.
488
00:16:49,092 --> 00:16:50,197
THANK YOU FOR SAVING ME
489
00:16:50,198 --> 00:16:51,302
THE TROUBLE, FELLOW ROBOT.
490
00:16:53,096 --> 00:16:54,806
- NO, WAIT!
- I MEAN, HE IS IN THERE.
491
00:16:54,848 --> 00:16:56,641
GO IN THERE!
492
00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:03,899
MUST DESTROY TATER!
493
00:17:03,941 --> 00:17:06,109
NOT TODAY...
494
00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:08,236
STEEL DEMON!
495
00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:11,072
[CRACKING LOUDLY]
496
00:17:11,114 --> 00:17:13,575
OOH! THAT NOT GOOD FOR YOU!
497
00:17:13,617 --> 00:17:14,889
CAUSE ARTHRITIS
498
00:17:14,890 --> 00:17:16,160
IN OLD AGE.
499
00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:19,038
STEEL DEMON!
500
00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:20,081
THE CRACKING SOUND
501
00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:21,082
IS JUST A .WAV FILE.
502
00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:22,709
I CAN ALSO MAKE
503
00:17:22,710 --> 00:17:24,294
ARMPIT-FART NOISES.
504
00:17:24,335 --> 00:17:26,463
[OVERLAPPING FART SOUNDS]
505
00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:28,882
[LAUGHING]: CLASSIC!
506
00:17:30,341 --> 00:17:32,051
BUT PLAYTIME OVER...
507
00:17:33,177 --> 00:17:35,889
STEEL DEMON!
508
00:17:35,931 --> 00:17:37,098
HEE-YAH!
509
00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:39,100
[GRUNTS MENACINGLY]
510
00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:40,978
HEE-YAH!
511
00:17:41,019 --> 00:17:42,479
HYAH!
512
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:44,272
HO-O-O-O!
513
00:17:44,314 --> 00:17:47,066
[RAGEFUL GRUNTING]
514
00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:50,445
[FRUSTRATED GRUNT]
515
00:17:50,487 --> 00:17:52,113
YAH-GAH!
516
00:17:52,155 --> 00:17:54,699
HYAH-AH-AH!
517
00:17:55,951 --> 00:17:56,994
[GRUNTS]
518
00:17:57,035 --> 00:17:58,077
OOF!
519
00:18:00,288 --> 00:18:04,125
MY TURN.
520
00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:05,251
[DING!]
521
00:18:05,293 --> 00:18:06,357
[FWAP-FWAP-FWAP-FWAP
522
00:18:06,358 --> 00:18:07,420
[FWAP-FWAP-FWAP-FWAP]
523
00:18:21,184 --> 00:18:23,144
[CHUCKLES ARROGANTLY]
524
00:18:23,186 --> 00:18:25,104
THAT ALL YOU GOT?
525
00:18:25,146 --> 00:18:26,147
[DING! FWAP!]
526
00:18:26,189 --> 00:18:28,066
[CRIES OUT]
527
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,109
I SHOULD'VE KNOWN YOUR BUTTOCKS
528
00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:32,111
WOULD HAVE "BAGEL" SETTING! AH!
529
00:18:33,530 --> 00:18:34,781
OHH!
530
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,456
[GRUNTING IN PROTEST
531
00:18:42,457 --> 00:18:44,290
[AS DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]
532
00:18:44,332 --> 00:18:46,043
DON'T BOTHER STRUGGLING.
533
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:48,879
I'VE BEEN STUCK HERE
534
00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:50,296
ALL DAY.
535
00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:53,091
[BALKS]: AHH!
536
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,760
HOW LONG HE BEEN HERE?
537
00:18:59,347 --> 00:19:02,559
MUST DESTROY TATER!
538
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,185
OVER HERE!
539
00:19:06,437 --> 00:19:09,399
AND OVER HERE.
540
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:11,526
AND OVER HERE.
541
00:19:11,568 --> 00:19:15,196
DOES NOT COMPUTE!
542
00:19:15,238 --> 00:19:17,156
DANG WAS JUST A DISTRACTION.
543
00:19:17,198 --> 00:19:18,741
COMMENCE
544
00:19:18,742 --> 00:19:20,284
"OPERATION: BALD SPOT"!
545
00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:29,460
SYSTEMS OVERLOADING!
546
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,838
[DOOR RATTLES]
547
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:33,549
YOU GUYS
548
00:19:33,550 --> 00:19:35,216
DID THIS FOR ME?
549
00:19:35,258 --> 00:19:36,760
I MEAN, FOR THE REAL TATER?
550
00:19:39,054 --> 00:19:40,221
ACTUALLY, NO.
551
00:19:40,263 --> 00:19:41,744
WE'RE HOLDING
552
00:19:41,745 --> 00:19:43,224
A MR. TATER LOOK-ALIKE CONTEST.
553
00:19:43,266 --> 00:19:45,060
- YEAH. THE GRAND
- PRIZE IS $500.
554
00:19:45,102 --> 00:19:46,583
WOW...
555
00:19:46,584 --> 00:19:48,063
I SHOULD TOTALLY ENTER.
556
00:19:48,105 --> 00:19:50,065
- YOU'RE PUTTING UP
- THE PRIZE MONEY.
557
00:19:50,107 --> 00:19:51,608
WHAT? FORGET IT!
558
00:19:51,649 --> 00:19:53,026
OKAY, EVERYONE,
559
00:19:53,027 --> 00:19:54,402
TAKE OFF YOUR COSTUMES.
560
00:19:54,444 --> 00:19:56,029
MUST DESTROY TATER!
561
00:19:56,071 --> 00:19:58,239
[SQUEALS LIKE A GIRL]
562
00:19:58,281 --> 00:19:59,428
[TATER, MUFFLED]:
563
00:19:59,429 --> 00:20:00,575
WILL YOU TAKE A CHEQUE?
564
00:20:00,617 --> 00:20:01,743
WE'RE GOING TO NEED
565
00:20:01,744 --> 00:20:02,869
TWO PIECES OF I.D.
566
00:20:05,288 --> 00:20:07,248
S-S-SYSTEMS CR-CR-CRIT-T-ICAL!
567
00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:08,792
[VOICE SLOWING]:
568
00:20:08,793 --> 00:20:10,293
WHY DO I... SMELL... TOAST?
569
00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:13,004
[FWIP... FWIP]
570
00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:15,111
WE DID IT!
571
00:20:15,112 --> 00:20:17,175
WE DEFEATED THE ROBOT!
572
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,239
YEAH! WHOO! YEAH!
573
00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:19,260
THIS IS AWESOME.
574
00:20:19,302 --> 00:20:20,302
BOO-YEAH!
575
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:26,101
- YOU KNOW, WHEN I SAID
- I WAS GONNA WORK FOR THE ROBOTS,
576
00:20:26,143 --> 00:20:27,411
- IT WAS JUST PART OF
- MY MASTER PLAN
577
00:20:27,435 --> 00:20:28,979
- TO TAKE THEM DOWN
- FROM WITHIN.
578
00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:30,981
- I AM TOTALLY
- ON THE SIDE OF MANKIND.
579
00:20:31,022 --> 00:20:32,690
GO, HUMANS!
580
00:20:38,155 --> 00:20:39,656
DINNER'S READY!
581
00:20:39,697 --> 00:20:41,491
WE'RE HAVING PUREED BEEF,
582
00:20:41,492 --> 00:20:43,284
CREAMED BROCCOLI
583
00:20:43,326 --> 00:20:45,495
AND BLACK FOREST CAKE... JUICE.
584
00:20:47,330 --> 00:20:48,414
HERE'S YOUR STRAW.
585
00:20:48,456 --> 00:20:50,333
I'M NOT STAYING FOR DINNER.
586
00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:51,773
HUTCH GOT JEALOUS
587
00:20:51,774 --> 00:20:53,170
WHEN HE SAW ME KISS ANOTHER GUY
588
00:20:53,211 --> 00:20:54,504
AND HE CALLED TO ASK ME OUT.
589
00:20:54,545 --> 00:20:56,047
OH, SO YOU'RE DATING TWO GUYS IN
590
00:20:56,048 --> 00:20:57,548
ONE DAY?
591
00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:59,300
FANTASTIC.
592
00:20:59,342 --> 00:21:01,469
[DOORBELL RINGS]
593
00:21:01,511 --> 00:21:02,720
OOH! THERE'S HUTCH!
594
00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:03,763
WAIT TILL YOU SEE
595
00:21:03,764 --> 00:21:04,764
HOW CUTE HE IS.
596
00:21:04,806 --> 00:21:06,558
HEY, IVY...
597
00:21:06,559 --> 00:21:08,309
READY FOR OUR DATE?
598
00:21:08,351 --> 00:21:10,311
HUTCH?
599
00:21:10,353 --> 00:21:11,938
WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE THAT?
600
00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:13,148
I WON THE TATER
601
00:21:13,149 --> 00:21:14,315
LOOK-ALIKE CONTEST.
602
00:21:14,357 --> 00:21:15,817
CONGRATULATIONS?
603
00:21:15,859 --> 00:21:17,048
BUT DO YOU MIND TAKING OFF
604
00:21:17,049 --> 00:21:18,236
THAT DISGUSTING COSTUME
605
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:19,403
BEFORE WE GO OUT IN PUBLIC?
606
00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:21,280
- OH, NO, NO. NO.
- IT'S NOT A COSTUME.
607
00:21:21,322 --> 00:21:22,615
FOR FIVE-HUNDY,
608
00:21:22,616 --> 00:21:23,908
YOU'VE GOT TO GO ALL IN.
609
00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:25,409
- SO I GOT RID
- OF MY CONTACTS,
610
00:21:25,451 --> 00:21:26,744
DYED MY HAIR GREY,
611
00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:29,288
SHAVED IN A BALD SPOT.
612
00:21:29,330 --> 00:21:30,748
WHAT ABOUT THE NOSE HAIR?
613
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:32,333
ALL MINE.
614
00:21:32,375 --> 00:21:34,585
SKIPPED MY AFTERNOON TRIM.
615
00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:38,256
IT GROWS REALLY FAST.
616
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:39,757
YOU SHOULD SEE MY MOM.
617
00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:41,176
SO, SHALL WE GET GOING?
618
00:21:41,218 --> 00:21:42,510
OH, I... CAN'T.
619
00:21:42,552 --> 00:21:43,737
- I PROMISED MY MOM
- I'D STAY HOME
620
00:21:43,761 --> 00:21:45,555
- AND DRINK DINNER
- WITH HER.
621
00:21:45,596 --> 00:21:47,265
[THUMP]
622
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:49,350
[SLURPING]
623
00:21:49,392 --> 00:21:52,311
BUT I'M HUTCH ANDERSON.
624
00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:59,318
SORRY. NO SPARK.
625
00:22:01,279 --> 00:22:02,697
I'M SORRY
626
00:22:02,739 --> 00:22:03,803
IVY KICKED YOU
627
00:22:03,804 --> 00:22:04,866
TO THE CURB...
628
00:22:04,908 --> 00:22:06,577
BUT SINCE YOU'LL BE AT THE CURB,
629
00:22:06,578 --> 00:22:08,245
MIND TAKING OUT THE TRASH?
630
00:22:08,286 --> 00:22:11,122
[METAL CLATTERING]
631
00:22:13,374 --> 00:22:15,334
[GRUNTING]: WHAT'S IN HERE?
632
00:22:15,376 --> 00:22:17,378
I DON'T KNOW,
633
00:22:17,379 --> 00:22:19,380
SOME JUNK MY SON THREW OUT.
634
00:22:19,422 --> 00:22:22,008
[♪♪♪]
635
00:22:27,388 --> 00:22:28,681
[DING!]
636
00:22:28,723 --> 00:22:31,350
[FWAP-FWAP!]
637
00:22:35,230 --> 00:22:37,982
[♪♪♪]
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