Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:03,379 --> 00:00:05,047
[♪♪♪]
2
00:00:07,550 --> 00:00:09,343
[BUBBLING RAPIDLY]
3
00:00:09,385 --> 00:00:10,553
WOW...
4
00:00:10,595 --> 00:00:11,804
THAT IS A BIG CUP
5
00:00:11,805 --> 00:00:13,013
OF HOT CHOCOLATE.
6
00:00:14,139 --> 00:00:15,558
THIS IS LIQUID NITROGEN.
7
00:00:15,600 --> 00:00:17,059
I'M USING IT
8
00:00:17,101 --> 00:00:19,228
- TO MAKE THE WORLD'S COLDEST
- CHERRY SLUSHIES.
9
00:00:19,270 --> 00:00:20,688
AWESOME!
10
00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:23,733
[THUMPS CANISTER DOWN]
11
00:00:23,775 --> 00:00:25,276
FIRST OF ALL,
12
00:00:25,317 --> 00:00:27,152
- THAT WAS FOR MY FRIEND,
- SYDNEY FINKELBAUM,
13
00:00:27,194 --> 00:00:28,654
WHO'S COMING TO VISIT.
14
00:00:28,696 --> 00:00:30,382
- SECOND OF ALL,
- IT'S STILL TOO COLD TO DRINK.
15
00:00:30,406 --> 00:00:31,967
- [THROUGH CLENCHED TEETH]:
- SHOULDN'T THAT
16
00:00:31,991 --> 00:00:33,826
HAVE BEEN "FIRST OF ALL?"
17
00:00:36,161 --> 00:00:38,706
[CRACKING]
18
00:00:40,708 --> 00:00:42,022
SYDNEY AND I WERE
19
00:00:42,023 --> 00:00:43,335
BEST BUDS AT M.I.T.
20
00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:45,588
ONE TIME, WE WERE UP ALL NIGHT
21
00:00:45,630 --> 00:00:47,423
- ARGUING OVER WHETHER
- ELECTRONS AND QUARKS
22
00:00:47,465 --> 00:00:49,008
AREN'T ZERO-DIMENSIONAL OBJECTS,
23
00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:50,301
BUT RATHER ONE-DIMENSIONAL
24
00:00:50,302 --> 00:00:51,552
OSCILLATING LINES!
25
00:00:51,594 --> 00:00:54,722
YEAH... WE WERE PRETTY WILD.
26
00:00:56,140 --> 00:00:57,204
THIS "SYDNEY" SOUNDS LIKE
27
00:00:57,205 --> 00:00:58,267
A HUGE NERD.
28
00:00:58,309 --> 00:00:59,790
ACTUALLY,
29
00:00:59,791 --> 00:01:01,270
I PREFER THE TERM "GEEK."
30
00:01:01,312 --> 00:01:02,104
SYDNEY!
31
00:01:02,146 --> 00:01:03,940
THAT'S SYDNEY FINKELBAUM?
32
00:01:06,734 --> 00:01:08,110
- IT'S SO GREAT
- TO SEE YOU, ADAM.
33
00:01:08,152 --> 00:01:09,296
- ARE YOU SURE YOU'VE GOT
- ENOUGH ROOM FOR ME
34
00:01:09,320 --> 00:01:10,613
AT YOUR PLACE?
35
00:01:10,655 --> 00:01:12,365
I HAVE A HUGE GUEST ROOM
36
00:01:12,366 --> 00:01:14,074
WITH SATELLITE TV.
37
00:01:14,116 --> 00:01:15,389
OH, I'M SORRY,
38
00:01:15,390 --> 00:01:16,661
I WAS JUST THINKING OUT LOUD...
39
00:01:16,702 --> 00:01:18,121
WITH A KING-SIZE FEATHER BED
40
00:01:18,122 --> 00:01:19,538
AND FREE LOCAL PHONE CALLS!
41
00:01:19,580 --> 00:01:20,770
SYDNEY...
42
00:01:20,771 --> 00:01:21,958
THIS IS DERBY.
43
00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:23,335
HI. WOULD YOU LIKE A SLUSHIE?
44
00:01:23,336 --> 00:01:24,669
I MADE THEM MYSELF!
45
00:01:24,710 --> 00:01:25,711
[CRASHING]
46
00:01:25,753 --> 00:01:26,879
[TOGETHER]: WHOA!
47
00:01:26,921 --> 00:01:28,506
[WHIMPERS]
48
00:01:28,547 --> 00:01:29,674
DON'T MIND HIM,
49
00:01:29,675 --> 00:01:30,800
HE'S GOT BRAIN-FREEZE.
50
00:01:30,842 --> 00:01:33,427
FROM THE SLUSHIE?
51
00:01:33,469 --> 00:01:34,929
NO, IT'S GENETIC.
52
00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:39,476
SO... YOU TEACH
53
00:01:39,477 --> 00:01:40,852
HERE, HUH?
54
00:01:40,893 --> 00:01:42,436
COOL.
55
00:01:42,478 --> 00:01:43,580
- THANKS. WHY DON'T I
- SHOW YOU AROUND
56
00:01:43,604 --> 00:01:44,623
- THE REST
- OF THE SCHOOL?
57
00:01:44,647 --> 00:01:45,940
GOOD IDEA.
58
00:01:45,982 --> 00:01:47,859
- WE CAN START WITH
- THE GIRLS' LOCKER ROOM.
59
00:01:47,900 --> 00:01:49,901
- WHO KNOWS, MAYBE A TICKLE FIGHT
- WILL BREAK OUT.
60
00:01:57,493 --> 00:01:58,703
WAIT!
61
00:01:58,744 --> 00:02:00,309
HELP! MY FEET
62
00:02:00,310 --> 00:02:01,873
ARE FROZEN TO THE FLOOR.
63
00:02:05,167 --> 00:02:06,687
- [SYDNEY]:
- THE GYM HAS A TRAMPOLINE?
64
00:02:06,711 --> 00:02:08,254
I LOVE TRAMPOLINES!
65
00:02:08,255 --> 00:02:09,797
OOF! OOF!
66
00:02:09,839 --> 00:02:12,174
WHO NEEDS FEET?
67
00:02:12,216 --> 00:02:13,634
[BANG]
68
00:02:13,676 --> 00:02:15,177
[♪♪♪]
69
00:02:15,219 --> 00:02:18,076
♪ GOODBYE, SUMMER
70
00:02:18,077 --> 00:02:20,933
HELLO, FALL ♪
71
00:02:20,975 --> 00:02:22,643
- ♪ WE'VE BEEN TRYING
- TO GET HERE ♪
72
00:02:22,685 --> 00:02:24,458
♪ SINCE WE BOTH
73
00:02:24,459 --> 00:02:26,230
WERE BARELY TWO FEET TALL ♪
74
00:02:26,271 --> 00:02:27,690
♪ WHO YOU CALLING "KID"? ♪
75
00:02:27,732 --> 00:02:29,191
♪ WHO YOU CALLING "KID"? ♪
76
00:02:29,233 --> 00:02:34,030
♪ WHO YOU CALLING "KID"? ♪
77
00:02:34,072 --> 00:02:37,950
♪ BUT I WON'T HEAR A WORD ♪
78
00:02:37,992 --> 00:02:40,494
♪ WHO YOU CALLING "KID"? ♪
79
00:02:45,249 --> 00:02:46,876
NO, NOT THE KARAMEL KA-POW,
80
00:02:46,877 --> 00:02:48,502
I HAD THAT FOR BREAKFAST.
81
00:02:52,090 --> 00:02:53,342
SLAB, IF YOU NEED
82
00:02:53,343 --> 00:02:54,592
SOME CHANGE,
83
00:02:54,633 --> 00:02:56,218
I CAN LEND IT TO YOU.
84
00:02:56,260 --> 00:02:58,178
- [CHUCKLES DRYLY]:
- OH, I'VE GOT MONEY.
85
00:02:59,597 --> 00:03:01,599
MR. SLABINSKY...
86
00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:02,746
THIS IS THE LAST TIME
87
00:03:02,747 --> 00:03:03,851
YOU'LL BE DOING THAT.
88
00:03:03,893 --> 00:03:06,246
- OH, HE'S FINE. HE'S GOT, LIKE,
- THREE MINUTES OF AIR LEFT.
89
00:03:06,270 --> 00:03:08,522
I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT HIM.
90
00:03:08,564 --> 00:03:10,775
HI, DERBY.
91
00:03:10,816 --> 00:03:12,234
I'M NOT TALKING ABHI, MR. TATER.
92
00:03:12,276 --> 00:03:14,194
I'M TALKING ABOUT THE FACT
93
00:03:14,236 --> 00:03:15,714
- THAT WE'RE REMOVING
- ALL SNACK MACHINES
94
00:03:15,738 --> 00:03:17,239
FROM THE SCHOOL.
95
00:03:17,281 --> 00:03:18,323
OH... AWESOME!
96
00:03:18,365 --> 00:03:19,909
- SO THE CANDY
- WILL JUST BE FREE
97
00:03:19,951 --> 00:03:21,493
- AND PILED UP
- ON THE FLOOR?
98
00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:24,538
NO. THE CANDY GOES, TOO.
99
00:03:24,580 --> 00:03:26,665
WAIT!
100
00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:27,768
- NO MACHINES
- AND NO CANDY...
101
00:03:27,792 --> 00:03:29,251
- IS GOING TO MAKE IT
- A LOT HARDER
102
00:03:29,293 --> 00:03:30,544
TO GET CANDY.
103
00:03:31,963 --> 00:03:33,255
THAT'S THE POINT.
104
00:03:33,297 --> 00:03:34,757
IT'S PART OF
105
00:03:34,758 --> 00:03:36,216
MY "HEALTHY FOOD" INITIATIVE.
106
00:03:36,258 --> 00:03:37,572
WELL, I THINK GETTING RID
107
00:03:37,573 --> 00:03:38,886
OF THE SNACK MACHINES
108
00:03:38,928 --> 00:03:39,971
IS A GREAT IDEA.
109
00:03:40,012 --> 00:03:41,806
[DERBY]: SO DO I!
110
00:03:41,847 --> 00:03:44,266
[CLATTERING]
111
00:03:44,308 --> 00:03:46,268
- THE PROPRIETOR
- OF THIS CONFECTION SHOP
112
00:03:46,310 --> 00:03:47,895
STOLE MY DOUBLOON!
113
00:03:47,937 --> 00:03:50,189
[BANGING AND THUMPING]
114
00:03:50,272 --> 00:03:51,419
ALL RIGHT...
115
00:03:51,420 --> 00:03:52,566
ALL RIGHT, I'VE GOT ONE.
116
00:03:52,608 --> 00:03:53,692
OKAY?
117
00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:55,194
- WHAT DO YOU CALL
- A NEUTRON
118
00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:56,296
- THAT'S BEEN AROUND
- FOR A LONG TIME?
119
00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:57,279
I DON'T KNOW.
120
00:03:57,321 --> 00:03:58,280
AN "OLD-TRON!"
121
00:03:58,322 --> 00:04:00,199
[BOTH CRACKING UP]
122
00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,659
- IT'S FUNNY,
- 'CAUSE A NEUTRON
123
00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:03,095
- WOULDN'T BE AROUND
- FOR A LONG TIME!
124
00:04:03,119 --> 00:04:04,182
RIGHT, BECAUSE
125
00:04:04,183 --> 00:04:05,245
IT UNDERGOES BETA-DECAY,
126
00:04:05,287 --> 00:04:06,306
- FORMING A PROTON,
- AN ELECTRON, AND...
127
00:04:06,330 --> 00:04:08,145
[TOGETHER, STOKED]:
128
00:04:08,146 --> 00:04:09,959
AN ELECTRON-ANTINEUTRINO!
129
00:04:10,001 --> 00:04:11,251
[LAUGHTER]
130
00:04:11,293 --> 00:04:13,253
- I GUESS
- I'M DONE WITH THAT.
131
00:04:13,295 --> 00:04:14,296
HEY, ADAM.
132
00:04:14,338 --> 00:04:16,298
- I HOPE I'M NOT
- INTERRUPTING ANYTHING...
133
00:04:16,340 --> 00:04:17,759
LIKE SYDNEY SKIPPING DOWNSTAIRS
134
00:04:17,760 --> 00:04:19,177
AFTER A SHOWER
135
00:04:19,218 --> 00:04:20,761
- WEARING NOTHING
- BUT A SHORTY ROBE?
136
00:04:20,803 --> 00:04:23,347
HEY, DERBY.
137
00:04:23,388 --> 00:04:25,390
- I'M FEELING A BIT
- OF A PIZZA-COMA COMING ON.
138
00:04:25,432 --> 00:04:26,705
I THINK
139
00:04:26,706 --> 00:04:27,977
I'M GOING TO GO TO BED.
140
00:04:28,019 --> 00:04:29,145
TONIGHT WAS FUN.
141
00:04:29,187 --> 00:04:30,187
YEAH.
142
00:04:31,939 --> 00:04:33,315
WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
143
00:04:33,357 --> 00:04:35,317
YOU ACTED LIKE AN IDIOT.
144
00:04:35,359 --> 00:04:36,360
AND, YOU KNOW,
145
00:04:36,361 --> 00:04:37,361
YOU DO IT ALL THE TIME.
146
00:04:37,402 --> 00:04:39,113
- I'M SURPRISED
- YOU DIDN'T RECOGNIZE IT.
147
00:04:39,155 --> 00:04:41,323
THE PAT ON THE HEAD?
148
00:04:41,365 --> 00:04:43,742
THE ROMANTIC ITALIAN DINNER?
149
00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:45,870
THE "FOLLOW ME UPSTAIRS
150
00:04:45,911 --> 00:04:47,100
AND WATCH ME
151
00:04:47,101 --> 00:04:48,288
TAKE A BUBBLE BATH" SMILE?
152
00:04:48,330 --> 00:04:49,874
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
153
00:04:49,915 --> 00:04:51,333
ARE YOU BLIND?
154
00:04:51,375 --> 00:04:52,918
- SYDNEY IS OBVIOUSLY
- HOT FOR YOU!
155
00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:54,938
- AND I'M A BIG ENOUGH PERSON
- TO LET YOU HAVE HER...
156
00:04:54,962 --> 00:04:56,151
UNTIL YOU'RE DISFIGURED
157
00:04:56,152 --> 00:04:57,339
IN A TRAGIC LAB EXPLOSION
158
00:04:57,381 --> 00:04:58,841
AT A VERY YOUNG AGE...
159
00:04:58,883 --> 00:05:00,092
THEN I GET HER.
160
00:05:00,134 --> 00:05:02,261
SYDNEY'S MY FRIEND.
161
00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:03,888
NOTHING MORE.
162
00:05:03,929 --> 00:05:05,389
[BIN LID BANGS]
163
00:05:05,430 --> 00:05:07,266
AWW!
164
00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:08,830
YOU MADE THE GUEST BED UP
165
00:05:08,831 --> 00:05:10,352
WITH STEPHEN HAWKING SHEETS!
166
00:05:10,394 --> 00:05:12,354
YOU'RE SO SWEET.
167
00:05:12,396 --> 00:05:14,356
GOOD NIGHT.
168
00:05:14,398 --> 00:05:15,583
- WELL, IN THE WORDS
- OF STEPHEN HAWKING...
169
00:05:15,607 --> 00:05:16,775
[IN A COMPUTER VOICE]:
170
00:05:16,776 --> 00:05:17,943
THAT... CHICK...
171
00:05:17,985 --> 00:05:20,320
IS SO... IN-TO YOU.
172
00:05:23,157 --> 00:05:24,366
[ERASER SWISHING]
173
00:05:24,408 --> 00:05:26,285
LET'S SEE SOME HANDS...
174
00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:28,328
WHO HAS HEARD
175
00:05:28,329 --> 00:05:30,330
OF THE WAR OF 1812?
176
00:05:32,416 --> 00:05:34,210
- YOU TOLD US ABOUT IT
- LAST MONTH.
177
00:05:34,252 --> 00:05:36,420
AND YESTERDAY.
178
00:05:36,461 --> 00:05:39,381
AND 10 MINUTES AGO!
179
00:05:39,423 --> 00:05:41,092
FINE.
180
00:05:41,133 --> 00:05:42,510
HAVE I TAUGHT YOU
181
00:05:42,511 --> 00:05:43,886
ABOUT GANDHI?
182
00:05:43,928 --> 00:05:45,096
- NO.
183
00:05:45,097 --> 00:05:46,264
- AH-HAH!
184
00:05:46,305 --> 00:05:47,973
MAHATMA GANDHI
185
00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:49,767
WAS INDIA'S MOST FAMOUS
186
00:05:49,768 --> 00:05:51,518
POLITICAL AND SPIRITUAL LEADER.
187
00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:53,395
BUT, BEFORE THAT,
188
00:05:53,437 --> 00:05:54,522
I USED TO BABY-SIT
189
00:05:54,523 --> 00:05:55,606
THE LITTLE SCAMP.
190
00:05:55,647 --> 00:05:56,837
HE ALWAYS THREW
191
00:05:56,838 --> 00:05:58,025
HIS TOY TRUCK AT ME.
192
00:05:58,067 --> 00:06:01,028
"NON-VIOLENCE," MY BUTT.
193
00:06:01,070 --> 00:06:02,238
NUN VIOLENCE?
194
00:06:02,280 --> 00:06:04,406
WHY WOULD TWO NUNS FIGHT?
195
00:06:04,448 --> 00:06:07,701
SHE SAID "NON-VIOLENCE."
196
00:06:07,743 --> 00:06:09,350
GANDHI USED PEACEFUL ACTS
197
00:06:09,351 --> 00:06:10,955
OF CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE
198
00:06:10,996 --> 00:06:12,414
TO RIGHT INJUSTICES.
199
00:06:12,456 --> 00:06:13,749
I THOUGHT YOU SAID
200
00:06:13,750 --> 00:06:15,042
I DIDN'T TEACH THIS BEFORE?
201
00:06:15,084 --> 00:06:16,376
YEAH, I LIED.
202
00:06:17,836 --> 00:06:19,672
LOOK, WHO CARES ABOUT
203
00:06:19,673 --> 00:06:21,506
SOME WIMPY DEAD GUY?
204
00:06:21,548 --> 00:06:23,592
- TATER'S TRYING TO TAKE AWAY
- OUR CANDY MACHINE
205
00:06:23,634 --> 00:06:24,906
AND THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO
206
00:06:24,907 --> 00:06:26,178
TO RIGHT THIS INJUSTICE!
207
00:06:29,556 --> 00:06:31,391
NUNS?
208
00:06:31,433 --> 00:06:33,185
HOW ARE NUNS GONNA HELP US?
209
00:06:33,227 --> 00:06:34,979
[LAUGHTER]
210
00:06:35,020 --> 00:06:36,521
WELL, I HAVE TO SAY,
211
00:06:36,563 --> 00:06:38,440
- I APPLAUD YOUR COMMITMENT
- TO NON-VIOLENCE.
212
00:06:38,482 --> 00:06:40,692
THANKS.
213
00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:42,361
- WELL, SINCE I'M CHAINED UP
- LIKE THIS,
214
00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:43,755
- WOULD YOU MIND, YOU KNOW,
- ROUNDING UP SOME NERDS
215
00:06:43,779 --> 00:06:45,114
- AND GIVING 'EM WEDGIES
- FOR ME?
216
00:06:47,199 --> 00:06:48,284
ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET
217
00:06:48,285 --> 00:06:49,368
THIS MACHINE OUT OF HERE.
218
00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:51,536
WHAT'S THIS?
219
00:06:51,578 --> 00:06:52,935
BELIEVE IT OR NOT,
220
00:06:52,936 --> 00:06:54,290
A NON-VIOLENT PROTEST.
221
00:06:54,332 --> 00:06:55,479
OH, SLAB? NON-VIOLENT?
222
00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:56,625
[CHUCKLES]
223
00:06:56,667 --> 00:06:58,543
[HEAVY SCRAPING]
224
00:06:58,585 --> 00:07:00,025
YEAH! GOT A PROBLEM
225
00:07:00,026 --> 00:07:01,463
WITH THAT, TATER?
226
00:07:01,505 --> 00:07:03,132
ACK! NO, SIR!
227
00:07:03,174 --> 00:07:05,259
[ERASER SWISHING]
228
00:07:10,514 --> 00:07:11,723
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
229
00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:13,100
I WAS EATING
230
00:07:13,101 --> 00:07:14,434
A CHICKEN SALAD SANDWICH.
231
00:07:14,476 --> 00:07:16,436
WELL, THAT'S CANNIBALISM...
232
00:07:16,478 --> 00:07:17,521
BECAUSE YOU'RE A CHICKEN,
233
00:07:17,522 --> 00:07:18,563
AFRAID TO ASK SYDNEY OUT.
234
00:07:18,605 --> 00:07:20,358
SYDNEY'S NOT INTERESTED IN ME,
235
00:07:20,399 --> 00:07:21,501
- AND EVEN IF SHE WERE,
- IT WOULD NEVER WORK.
236
00:07:21,525 --> 00:07:22,484
WHY NOT?
237
00:07:22,526 --> 00:07:23,902
BECAUSE...
238
00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:25,529
- HEY, ECHO,
- WHATCHA GOT FOR LUNCH?
239
00:07:25,570 --> 00:07:27,341
- THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM
- AT MY TABLE. I LOVE YOUR SHOES.
240
00:07:27,365 --> 00:07:28,532
HEY, ADAM.
241
00:07:28,573 --> 00:07:30,201
THAT'S WHY.
242
00:07:30,242 --> 00:07:31,886
- YOU SEE HOW ECHO AND I FEEL
- ABOUT EACH OTHER.
243
00:07:31,910 --> 00:07:33,121
YEAH. YOU WORSHIP
244
00:07:33,122 --> 00:07:34,330
THE GROUND SHE WALKS ON,
245
00:07:34,372 --> 00:07:36,498
AND SHE JUST... WALKS ON.
246
00:07:36,540 --> 00:07:37,582
UNLIKE SYDNEY,
247
00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:39,304
- WHO'S PRACTICALLY
- FALLING ALL OVER YOU.
248
00:07:39,335 --> 00:07:40,669
SHE IS NOT FALLING ALL OVER ME.
249
00:07:40,711 --> 00:07:41,879
HEY! ADAM!
250
00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:43,297
GUESS WHAT! I...
251
00:07:43,298 --> 00:07:44,673
OOH! OOF!
252
00:07:44,715 --> 00:07:46,508
YOU KNOW, IT'D BE NICE
253
00:07:46,550 --> 00:07:48,653
- IF A GORGEOUS BABE FELL ON ME
- EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE.
254
00:07:48,677 --> 00:07:50,595
[BIRD CHIRPS, DOO-DOO SPLATS]
255
00:07:50,637 --> 00:07:52,472
- HOW WOULD YOU
- LIKE TO EXPERIENCE
256
00:07:52,514 --> 00:07:54,683
A MASSIVE FLAMING BALL OF GAS?
257
00:07:54,725 --> 00:07:56,352
- IF SHE ASKS YOU
- TO PULL HER FINGER,
258
00:07:56,394 --> 00:07:58,520
DON'T DO IT.
259
00:07:58,562 --> 00:08:01,357
I SCORED US TWO TICKETS
260
00:08:01,399 --> 00:08:02,462
TO THE INTERGALACTIC
261
00:08:02,463 --> 00:08:03,525
STARSATIONAL LASER SHOW
262
00:08:03,567 --> 00:08:04,568
AT THE PLANETARIUM!
263
00:08:04,609 --> 00:08:06,611
SWEET MOTHER OF GALILEO!
264
00:08:06,653 --> 00:08:08,280
SO, CAN YOU GO?
265
00:08:08,322 --> 00:08:09,407
CAN I GO?
266
00:08:09,448 --> 00:08:10,575
WAS DR. MYRON METZENBAUM
267
00:08:10,576 --> 00:08:11,700
A GENIUS?
268
00:08:13,411 --> 00:08:14,554
- HE INVENTED
- "METZENBAUM SCISSORS,"
269
00:08:14,578 --> 00:08:15,829
- WHICH REVOLUTIONIZED
- SURGERY
270
00:08:15,871 --> 00:08:17,185
BY FACILITATING THE CUTTING
271
00:08:17,186 --> 00:08:18,498
OF DELICATE TISSUE!
272
00:08:18,540 --> 00:08:19,851
- YOU'RE NOT EVEN
- GOING TO MENTION
273
00:08:19,875 --> 00:08:21,460
HIS GROUNDBREAKING WORK
274
00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:22,524
RESETTING PEDIATRIC
275
00:08:22,525 --> 00:08:23,545
NASAL CARTILAGE?
276
00:08:23,587 --> 00:08:25,505
- OR HIS ABILITY
- TO FART THE ALPHABET?
277
00:08:27,049 --> 00:08:28,301
OH, WAIT... MAYBE IT'S
278
00:08:28,302 --> 00:08:29,551
A DIFFERENT MYRON METZENBAUM.
279
00:08:29,593 --> 00:08:31,074
DID YOUR GUY GO
280
00:08:31,075 --> 00:08:32,554
TO CAMP CHUNKY LAKE?
281
00:08:32,596 --> 00:08:34,473
- OKAY, SO,
- THE PLANETARIUM,
282
00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:35,515
IT'S A DATE!
283
00:08:38,436 --> 00:08:40,896
A "DATE?"
284
00:08:40,938 --> 00:08:42,606
SEE? I TOLD YOU.
285
00:08:42,647 --> 00:08:44,566
A DATE.
286
00:08:44,608 --> 00:08:46,818
SYDNEY IS INTO ME.
287
00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:49,447
I DON'T BELIEVE IT, DERBY.
288
00:08:49,488 --> 00:08:50,531
YOU WERE ACTUALLY RIGHT
289
00:08:50,532 --> 00:08:51,573
ABOUT SOMETHING.
290
00:08:51,615 --> 00:08:53,575
- JUST REMEMBER
- THIS DAY.
291
00:08:53,617 --> 00:08:56,120
I KNOW I WILL.
292
00:09:01,125 --> 00:09:02,606
[ON MEGAPHONE]: THIS IS
293
00:09:02,607 --> 00:09:04,086
YOUR LAST CHANCE, SLAB.
294
00:09:04,128 --> 00:09:05,754
- UNCHAIN YOURSELF
- FROM THAT MACHINE
295
00:09:05,796 --> 00:09:07,547
OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES.
296
00:09:07,589 --> 00:09:09,425
[MEGAPHONE SQUEALS]
297
00:09:09,467 --> 00:09:11,365
I CAN HEAR YOU
298
00:09:11,366 --> 00:09:13,262
WITHOUT THE MEGAPHONE.
299
00:09:13,304 --> 00:09:14,556
THE SCHOOL PAID
300
00:09:14,557 --> 00:09:15,806
FOR A MEGAPHONE,
301
00:09:15,847 --> 00:09:17,641
AND I'M GONNA USE IT!
302
00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:23,439
I'M SORRY FOR DOING THAT,
303
00:09:23,481 --> 00:09:24,707
- BUT I'M TRYING TO BE
- SUPPORTIVE
304
00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:26,000
- OF SLAB'S
- NON-VIOLENT PROTEST.
305
00:09:26,024 --> 00:09:28,110
HEY! THAT ONE'S GETTING AWAY!
306
00:09:28,152 --> 00:09:29,569
- I'M ON IT!
- GO, GO, GO!
307
00:09:29,611 --> 00:09:30,695
[SWISHING]
308
00:09:32,281 --> 00:09:33,282
OH, I HOPE I DON'T
309
00:09:33,283 --> 00:09:34,283
MESS THINGS UP TONIGHT.
310
00:09:34,325 --> 00:09:36,201
RELAX! I CAN HELP.
311
00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:37,891
MY VIRTUAL ALTER-EGO
312
00:09:37,892 --> 00:09:39,538
"ANTOINE BOLOGNESE"
313
00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:42,458
IS QUITE THE LADIES' MAN.
314
00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:44,335
- MAYBE I CAN CALL
- ONE OF MY FRIENDS
315
00:09:44,376 --> 00:09:45,812
- FROM THE M.I.T. SCIENCE CLUB
- FOR ADVICE.
316
00:09:45,836 --> 00:09:47,400
NAH... HE'S NEVER BEEN
317
00:09:47,401 --> 00:09:48,964
OUT WITH A WOMAN.
318
00:09:49,006 --> 00:09:52,134
OR HIM... OR HIM.
319
00:09:52,176 --> 00:09:53,344
GET READY...
320
00:09:53,385 --> 00:09:55,012
A DATE WITH ANTOINE BOLOGNESE
321
00:09:55,053 --> 00:09:57,055
CAN GET SAUCY.
322
00:10:01,018 --> 00:10:02,602
HEY, BABY.
323
00:10:02,644 --> 00:10:04,188
- IS IT, UH...
- JUST MY IMAGINATION,
324
00:10:04,229 --> 00:10:07,774
OR HAVE YOU LOST WEIGHT?
325
00:10:07,816 --> 00:10:09,336
- THEN, ONCE
- YOU'VE SWEET-TALKED HER,
326
00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:10,861
YOU MAKE YOUR MOVE.
327
00:10:10,902 --> 00:10:12,612
STRETCH,
328
00:10:12,654 --> 00:10:14,614
- LEAN, AND...
- WRAP THE PRESENT.
329
00:10:18,076 --> 00:10:19,661
OH, BABY!
330
00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:23,290
[BONES CLATTERING]
331
00:10:23,332 --> 00:10:24,624
WELL, GIRLS USUALLY SAY
332
00:10:24,666 --> 00:10:26,230
THEY'D KISS YOU
333
00:10:26,231 --> 00:10:27,794
OVER THEIR DEAD BODY.
334
00:10:31,173 --> 00:10:32,216
THAT'S NO WAY
335
00:10:32,217 --> 00:10:33,258
TO TREAT A WRAPPER!
336
00:10:36,345 --> 00:10:38,096
AND I SHOULD KNOW...
337
00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:40,349
BECAUSE I AM A RAPPER!
338
00:10:40,391 --> 00:10:41,559
BOOKA-BUKKA-BOOKA-BOOKA-
339
00:10:41,560 --> 00:10:42,726
BOOKA-BOO!
340
00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:44,644
-FO' SHIZZLE!
341
00:10:47,898 --> 00:10:49,983
LOOK. "TOUPEE SHAKUR."
342
00:10:51,902 --> 00:10:54,446
YO! WHAT UP, HOMEBOY?
343
00:10:54,488 --> 00:10:55,780
I NEED ME SOME EATS
344
00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:57,324
- 'FORE I ROLL OVER
- TO THE 'HOOD
345
00:10:57,366 --> 00:10:58,700
AND GET PROPS FROM MY PEEPS.
346
00:10:58,742 --> 00:11:00,660
WORD UPWARD.
347
00:11:02,079 --> 00:11:03,681
- WELL, YOU'D BETTER
- BUY SOMETHING QUICK.
348
00:11:03,705 --> 00:11:05,850
- THAT BUTTHEAD TATER'S TRYING
- TO GET RID OF THIS MACHINE.
349
00:11:05,874 --> 00:11:07,626
THAT GUY'S SO LAME.
350
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,336
LOOK, TO BE FAIR,
351
00:11:09,378 --> 00:11:11,213
- HE HAS A VERY
- DIFFICULT JOB...
352
00:11:11,255 --> 00:11:13,233
- JUGGLING THE NEEDS OF
- PARENTS, STUDENTS, TEACHERS.
353
00:11:13,257 --> 00:11:14,674
IF YOU ASK ME,
354
00:11:14,716 --> 00:11:15,780
HIS ADMINISTRATIVE
355
00:11:15,781 --> 00:11:16,843
SKILLS ARE...
356
00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:19,304
OFF THE HIZZOOK.
357
00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:22,663
WELL, LET'S AGREE
358
00:11:22,664 --> 00:11:24,435
TO DISAGREE.
359
00:11:24,476 --> 00:11:25,520
ANYWAY, I'M GOING TO
360
00:11:25,521 --> 00:11:26,562
SCORE MY BAD SELF
361
00:11:26,604 --> 00:11:28,188
- A BAG OF
- CHOCOLATE CHEWIES.
362
00:11:28,230 --> 00:11:29,420
LET ME JUST GET SOME
363
00:11:29,421 --> 00:11:30,608
SCRATCH OUT OF MY...
364
00:11:30,649 --> 00:11:32,692
TRIZZOUSERS.
365
00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:39,283
[CLINK]
366
00:11:39,324 --> 00:11:41,076
[GRUNTING]
367
00:11:41,118 --> 00:11:42,994
OH! STUPID BOLT-CUTTERS.
368
00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:44,663
[CONTINUES GRUNTING]
369
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,248
- DO YOU WANT ME
- TO GIVE YOU A HAND?
370
00:11:46,290 --> 00:11:48,250
WELL, THANK YOU, DAWG.
371
00:11:48,292 --> 00:11:51,420
[CLEARING THROAT]
372
00:11:51,462 --> 00:11:52,504
[SNAP]
373
00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:55,424
[SLAB LAUGHS]
374
00:11:55,466 --> 00:11:57,801
NOT COOL, G!
375
00:11:59,803 --> 00:12:00,929
HEY! WHAT'S CRACK-A-LACKIN',
376
00:12:00,930 --> 00:12:02,055
SHORTY?
377
00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:07,144
I REALLY WISH MY PARENTS
378
00:12:07,145 --> 00:12:08,770
COULD AFFORD PRIVATE SCHOOL.
379
00:12:08,812 --> 00:12:11,523
[♪♪♪]
380
00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:23,785
DERBY, I GET IT!
381
00:12:23,827 --> 00:12:25,763
- YOU'VE BEEN SHOWING ME
- YOUR MOVES FOR AN HOUR.
382
00:12:25,787 --> 00:12:27,372
FINE.
383
00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:28,499
LET'S SEE
384
00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:29,583
WHAT YOU'VE GOT.
385
00:12:29,625 --> 00:12:31,106
PRETEND THE SKELETON
386
00:12:31,107 --> 00:12:32,586
IS SYDNEY.
387
00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,360
HEY, SYD...
388
00:12:35,361 --> 00:12:36,632
YOU LOOK GREAT TONIGHT.
389
00:12:36,674 --> 00:12:38,049
THE WHITE OF YOUR CLAVICLE
390
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:39,655
REALLY BRINGS OUT
391
00:12:39,656 --> 00:12:41,219
YOUR CHEEKBONES.
392
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:42,513
REMEMBER...
393
00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:44,473
- LOOK AT HER EYE HOLES,
- NOT HER RIBS.
394
00:12:44,515 --> 00:12:46,808
GIRLS HATE THAT.
395
00:12:48,852 --> 00:12:51,229
NOW... STRETCH.
396
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,524
LEAN...
397
00:12:53,565 --> 00:12:55,025
AND WRAP THE PRESENT!
398
00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:57,194
[BONES RATTLING]
399
00:12:57,235 --> 00:12:59,070
[CLATTERING]
400
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:06,328
[LIPS SMACKING]
401
00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:14,357
THIS IS WHY I HAD TO GET RID
402
00:13:14,358 --> 00:13:15,795
OF THE LAST SCIENCE TEACHER.
403
00:13:18,340 --> 00:13:19,758
MR. TATER! HEH...
404
00:13:21,885 --> 00:13:23,637
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
405
00:13:23,679 --> 00:13:24,931
WELL, IF YOU'RE FINISHED WITH
406
00:13:24,932 --> 00:13:26,181
YOUR CHILDISH ANTICS...
407
00:13:26,223 --> 00:13:27,871
I NEED YOU
408
00:13:27,872 --> 00:13:29,518
TO BUILD ME A STINK-BOMB.
409
00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:31,186
A STINK-BOMB?
410
00:13:31,187 --> 00:13:32,812
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE...
411
00:13:32,854 --> 00:13:33,855
YOU WANT TO START
412
00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:35,774
- WITH A VOLATILE
- ORGANIC COMPOUND.
413
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:38,294
- I'D GO WITH EITHER ETHANETHIOL,
- IF YOU WANT A DEER URINE SMELL,
414
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:40,362
OR BUTANETHIOL,
415
00:13:40,404 --> 00:13:41,964
- IF YOU WANT SOMETHING
- A LITTLE MORE SKUNKY.
416
00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:43,135
WHAT ABOUT
417
00:13:43,136 --> 00:13:44,282
A ROTTEN-EGG SMELL?
418
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,159
AMMONIUM SULFIDE?
419
00:13:46,201 --> 00:13:47,536
THAT'S SO CLICHE!
420
00:13:47,578 --> 00:13:49,747
HAVE A LITTLE PRIDE, MAN.
421
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:52,916
HOW DO I LOOK?
422
00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:54,418
GREAT,
423
00:13:54,419 --> 00:13:55,877
BUT ONE MORE THING...
424
00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:57,170
[SPRITZING]
425
00:13:57,212 --> 00:13:59,423
[COUGHING VIOLENTLY]
426
00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:02,342
WHAT KIND OF COLOGNE IS THAT?
427
00:14:02,384 --> 00:14:04,219
- COLOGNE?
- IT'S NON-STICK COOKING SPRAY.
428
00:14:05,763 --> 00:14:07,035
WHAT? WOMEN LOVE
429
00:14:07,036 --> 00:14:08,306
THE SMELL OF BUTTER!
430
00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:09,808
HEY, ADAM.
431
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:10,934
YOU READY TO GO?
432
00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:12,436
YEAH... I GUESS SO.
433
00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:13,729
YOU TWO KIDS, HAVE FUN.
434
00:14:13,730 --> 00:14:14,979
I WON'T WAIT UP.
435
00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:16,773
SO, YOU'RE JUST PLANNING
436
00:14:16,774 --> 00:14:18,525
ON STAYING IN MY HOUSE?
437
00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:20,860
I'M BROASTING A CHICKEN.
438
00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:27,618
YOU SMELL GOOD.
439
00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:35,208
[DOOR OPENS]
440
00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:36,668
HAH! FORGOT MY PURSE.
441
00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:37,919
I'D FORGET MY HEAD
442
00:14:37,961 --> 00:14:39,588
- IF IT WEREN'T ATTACHED
- TO MY NECK
443
00:14:39,630 --> 00:14:41,566
- BY A SERIES OF CERVICAL
- AND THORACIC VERTEBRAE.
444
00:14:41,590 --> 00:14:43,508
[MUTTERS]: ADAM'S SO IN!
445
00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:46,219
[CELLPHONE RINGING]
446
00:14:46,261 --> 00:14:48,555
HELLO?
447
00:14:48,597 --> 00:14:50,515
HI, HONEY!
448
00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:51,933
IT'S MY BOYFRIEND.
449
00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:53,935
"BOYFRIEND?"
450
00:14:53,977 --> 00:14:54,978
THE COVER
451
00:14:54,979 --> 00:14:55,979
OF FAB ABS?
452
00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:57,689
THAT'S AMAZING!
453
00:14:57,731 --> 00:14:59,691
HE'S A... A TORSO MODEL.
454
00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:01,735
HEH... THAT'S GREAT.
455
00:15:01,777 --> 00:15:03,361
NOT MUCH.
456
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:04,467
JUST HANGING OUT
457
00:15:04,468 --> 00:15:05,530
WITH MY FRIEND,
458
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:06,573
THAT GENIUS KID
459
00:15:06,574 --> 00:15:07,574
I TOLD YOU ABOUT.
460
00:15:07,616 --> 00:15:09,033
- YEAH. YEAH, YEAH.
- NO, OF COURSE.
461
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:10,678
- I'LL LET YOU
- GET BACK TO YOUR CRUNCHES.
462
00:15:10,702 --> 00:15:11,953
OKAY. I LOVE YOU!
463
00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:13,955
[DOOR OPENS, THEN SHUTS]
464
00:15:13,997 --> 00:15:15,833
SYDNEY HAS A BOYFRIEND?
465
00:15:15,874 --> 00:15:17,375
I'VE GOT TO WARN ADAM!
466
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:18,960
[OVEN DINGS]
467
00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:20,563
- BUT IF YOU DON'T EAT
- BROASTED CHICKEN RIGHT AWAY,
468
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:21,797
IT DRIES OUT.
469
00:15:21,839 --> 00:15:24,633
[♪♪♪]
470
00:15:28,011 --> 00:15:29,763
ALL RIGHT...
471
00:15:29,805 --> 00:15:30,890
OH, THESE
472
00:15:30,891 --> 00:15:31,973
ARE GREAT SEATS!
473
00:15:32,015 --> 00:15:33,975
YEAH, I PAID A SCALPER
474
00:15:34,017 --> 00:15:35,018
TO GET US RIGHT UNDER
475
00:15:35,019 --> 00:15:36,019
THE TRIFID NEBULA.
476
00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:37,312
- WOW! THAT'S
- MY FAVORITE
477
00:15:37,354 --> 00:15:39,314
- OF ALL
- THE MESSIER NEBULAE!
478
00:15:39,356 --> 00:15:40,732
YOU REMEMBERED.
479
00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:43,234
OF COURSE.
480
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:46,988
OKAY.
481
00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:48,532
[ANNOUNCER]: WELCOME...
482
00:15:48,573 --> 00:15:49,908
TO THE INTERGALACTIC
483
00:15:49,909 --> 00:15:51,242
STARSATIONAL LASER SHOW.
484
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:52,369
TONIGHT, YOU WILL EMBARK
485
00:15:52,370 --> 00:15:53,453
ON A JOURNEY
486
00:15:53,495 --> 00:15:55,247
TO A PLACE
487
00:15:55,248 --> 00:15:56,998
MOST MEN ONLY DREAM OF.
488
00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:59,167
[CHUCKLES]: YOU KNOW,
489
00:15:59,168 --> 00:16:01,294
WOMEN DREAM OF IT, TOO.
490
00:16:01,336 --> 00:16:03,213
[♪♪♪]
491
00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:04,381
[ANNOUNCER]:
492
00:16:04,382 --> 00:16:05,507
PREPARE TO GET CLOSER
493
00:16:05,549 --> 00:16:07,718
TO A HEAVENLY BODY
494
00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:09,866
THAN YOU'VE EVER BEEN
495
00:16:09,867 --> 00:16:11,971
BEFORE.
496
00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:13,139
HEY. ARE YOU OKAY?
497
00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:14,265
YOU'RE SWEATING.
498
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:15,434
YEAH! YEAH, YEAH...
499
00:16:15,435 --> 00:16:16,560
HOT IN HERE...
500
00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:18,228
- WITH THAT SUN
- GOING SUPERNOVA.
501
00:16:18,269 --> 00:16:21,481
HERE, LET ME, UH...
502
00:16:21,523 --> 00:16:23,274
GET YOU A TISSUE.
503
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:27,404
[♪♪♪]
504
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:31,304
I'M GIVING YOU
505
00:16:31,305 --> 00:16:32,951
ONE LAST CHANCE.
506
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,786
UNCHAIN YOURSELF NOW,
507
00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:36,668
- OR I'LL BE FORCED TO TAKE
- DRASTIC MEASURES.
508
00:16:37,706 --> 00:16:38,998
BRING IT!
509
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,043
- WHERE DID YOU
- GET A MEGAPHONE?
510
00:16:42,085 --> 00:16:44,045
NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!
511
00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:45,088
FINE!
512
00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:48,341
YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE...
513
00:16:51,094 --> 00:16:52,095
[LAUGHS DEVIOUSLY]
514
00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:53,889
[THWACK]
515
00:16:53,931 --> 00:16:55,056
[HISSING]
516
00:16:55,098 --> 00:16:57,183
[TATER WHIMPERS]
517
00:17:06,777 --> 00:17:08,069
WHAT IS THIS?
518
00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:09,738
AMMONIUM SULFIDE...
519
00:17:09,780 --> 00:17:13,074
THE STENCH OF ROTTEN EGGS!
520
00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:15,034
- IT'S A CLASSIC
- FOR A REASON.
521
00:17:16,578 --> 00:17:18,079
[SNIFFS]
522
00:17:18,121 --> 00:17:19,080
[SIGHS WITH APPROVAL]
523
00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:20,791
GOOD FIRST EFFORT...
524
00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:23,353
- BUT, NEXT TIME, YOU MIGHT WANT
- TO TRY SOMETHING LIKE THIS...
525
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,134
OH, MY...
526
00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:32,594
IT'S LIKE A SKUNK
527
00:17:32,595 --> 00:17:34,012
MARRIED A DUNG BEETLE
528
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,388
AND THEIR BABY GOT A JOB
529
00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:36,994
CLEANING PORT-A-POTTIES
530
00:17:36,995 --> 00:17:38,558
AT A CHILI FESTIVAL!
531
00:17:41,478 --> 00:17:42,729
[SHOW MUSIC FILTERING OUT]
532
00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:44,606
"SHOW IN PROGRESS"?
533
00:17:44,648 --> 00:17:46,379
AHH! WHY DID I STOP
534
00:17:46,380 --> 00:17:48,109
TO MAKE RADISH ROSES?
535
00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:49,882
BECAUSE A MEAL SHOULD ALSO BE
536
00:17:49,883 --> 00:17:51,613
A FEAST FOR THE EYES.
537
00:17:56,451 --> 00:17:58,369
- [ANNOUNCER]:
- WITNESS HALLEY'S COMET
538
00:17:58,411 --> 00:17:59,955
ON HER ELLIPTICAL ORBIT
539
00:17:59,956 --> 00:18:01,498
AROUND THE SUN.
540
00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:03,124
DON'T MISS YOUR CHANCE.
541
00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:04,542
SOME OPPORTUNITIES
542
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,127
ONLY COME
543
00:18:06,169 --> 00:18:07,211
ONCE IN A LIFETIME.
544
00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:08,379
POPPYCOCK!
545
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:10,507
I'VE SEEN IT SIX TIMES!
546
00:18:10,548 --> 00:18:12,467
ADAM! DON'T DO IT!
547
00:18:18,723 --> 00:18:20,308
BEWARE...
548
00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:22,226
THE DWARF PLANET
549
00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:23,645
IS ON A COLLISION COURSE
550
00:18:23,687 --> 00:18:24,896
WITH THE HOT SUN...
551
00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:26,857
THE VERY HOT SUN...
552
00:18:26,898 --> 00:18:28,025
THE REALLY DISTRACTINGLY
553
00:18:28,026 --> 00:18:29,150
HOT SUN
554
00:18:29,192 --> 00:18:30,568
WITH... PRETTY HAIR!
555
00:18:33,196 --> 00:18:34,656
THE HOT SUN HAS A BOYFRIEND!
556
00:18:34,698 --> 00:18:36,908
WHO ALSO SOUNDS HOT.
557
00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:38,719
- [BLURTS]: THE DWARF PLANET
- SHOULD NOT WRAP THE PRESENT!
558
00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:39,786
WHAT?
559
00:18:39,828 --> 00:18:41,579
UH-OH!
560
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:43,164
[HYDRAULICS WHIRRING]
561
00:18:43,206 --> 00:18:46,167
AHH! AH!
562
00:18:46,209 --> 00:18:47,502
[ALARM CHIMING]
563
00:18:47,544 --> 00:18:49,170
OOPS.
564
00:18:49,212 --> 00:18:50,547
[LASERS ZINGING]
565
00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:53,091
ADAM?
566
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:57,220
WHY DO I SMELL BURNT BUTTER?
567
00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:04,268
ADAM!
568
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:06,855
THERE YOU ARE!
569
00:19:06,897 --> 00:19:09,566
WHOA!
570
00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:11,902
THE LASER DID THAT?
571
00:19:11,943 --> 00:19:12,986
ON THE BRIGHT SIDE,
572
00:19:13,028 --> 00:19:14,301
I NO LONGER
573
00:19:14,302 --> 00:19:15,572
HAVE TO WEAR CONTACTS.
574
00:19:15,613 --> 00:19:17,216
- HEY, I LOOKED FOR YOU
- AT YOUR HOUSE LAST NIGHT,
575
00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:18,199
BUT YOU WEREN'T THERE.
576
00:19:18,241 --> 00:19:19,326
YEAH, I SLEPT
577
00:19:19,327 --> 00:19:20,410
IN THE GARAGE.
578
00:19:20,451 --> 00:19:21,661
- I WAS KIND OF
- EMBARRASSED.
579
00:19:21,703 --> 00:19:23,287
WHY?
580
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:25,456
- YOU'VE BURNT STUFF
- INTO YOUR FACE PLENTY OF TIMES.
581
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,751
THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAN.
582
00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:28,919
THE TRUTH IS,
583
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:30,587
- WHEN YOU ASKED ME
- TO THE LASER SHOW,
584
00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:32,047
I KIND OF THOUGHT
585
00:19:32,089 --> 00:19:33,152
MAYBE YOU WANTED TO BE
586
00:19:33,153 --> 00:19:34,215
MORE THAN JUST FRIENDS.
587
00:19:34,257 --> 00:19:36,426
YOU DID?
588
00:19:36,467 --> 00:19:37,594
YEAH...
589
00:19:37,595 --> 00:19:38,720
IT WAS STUPID.
590
00:19:38,762 --> 00:19:40,138
PLUS, DERBY TOLD ME
591
00:19:40,139 --> 00:19:41,514
YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND.
592
00:19:41,556 --> 00:19:43,307
I DO...
593
00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:45,101
BUT I DON'T THINK IT WAS STUPID,
594
00:19:45,102 --> 00:19:46,853
I THINK IT WAS SWEET.
595
00:19:46,895 --> 00:19:48,396
REALLY?
596
00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:49,752
YEAH! YOU'RE A GREAT GUY,
597
00:19:49,753 --> 00:19:51,066
AND YOU'RE A GOOD FRIEND...
598
00:19:51,108 --> 00:19:52,463
BUT YOU KNOW I'M TOO OLD
599
00:19:52,464 --> 00:19:53,818
FOR YOU, RIGHT?
600
00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:55,236
YEAH, I KNOW...
601
00:19:55,278 --> 00:19:56,696
BUT DERBY SAID...
602
00:19:56,738 --> 00:19:59,407
WHOA! DERBY?
603
00:19:59,449 --> 00:20:00,868
YOU'RE TAKING ADVICE ON WOMEN
604
00:20:00,869 --> 00:20:02,285
FROM THAT GUY?
605
00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:05,852
SO, UH... WHAT DO YOU
606
00:20:05,853 --> 00:20:06,873
WANT TO DO TODAY?
607
00:20:06,915 --> 00:20:09,208
NO! YOU PICK.
608
00:20:10,961 --> 00:20:12,253
NO! YOU PICK.
609
00:20:12,295 --> 00:20:14,464
STOP IT!
610
00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:17,258
POINT TAKEN.
611
00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:18,843
THE TRUTH IS,
612
00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:20,074
THERE'S ACTUALLY SOMEBODY
613
00:20:20,075 --> 00:20:21,262
ELSE I'M INTERESTED IN.
614
00:20:21,304 --> 00:20:23,014
- HEY, ECHO!
- YOU'RE HERE EARLY!
615
00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:24,162
DID YOU TAKE THE BUS?
616
00:20:24,163 --> 00:20:25,266
I LIKE YOUR SHIRT.
617
00:20:25,308 --> 00:20:27,685
HEY, ADAM.
618
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:29,608
- BUT I DON'T THINK
- SHE THINKS OF ME THAT WAY.
619
00:20:31,815 --> 00:20:33,608
- [STARTS LAUGHING,
- EXAGGERATED]
620
00:20:33,650 --> 00:20:35,359
OH! ADAM!
621
00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:37,153
[LOUDLY]:
622
00:20:37,154 --> 00:20:38,905
THANK YOU AGAIN FOR LAST NIGHT.
623
00:20:38,947 --> 00:20:40,657
YOU REALLY KNOW HOW TO MAKE
624
00:20:40,658 --> 00:20:42,366
A WOMAN FEEL SPECIAL.
625
00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:44,056
IT WAS ONE OF THE GREATEST
626
00:20:44,057 --> 00:20:45,703
NIGHTS OF MY LIFE.
627
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:47,765
- [WHISPERS]: I THOUGHT YOU SAID
- I WAS TOO YOUNG FOR YOU!
628
00:20:47,789 --> 00:20:49,041
I'M KIND OF GETTING
629
00:20:49,042 --> 00:20:50,291
MIXED SIGNALS HERE.
630
00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:52,627
PLAY ALONG, GENIUS.
631
00:20:52,669 --> 00:20:54,504
- NOW, PROMISE ME
- WE CAN GET TOGETHER
632
00:20:54,545 --> 00:20:55,797
NEXT TIME I'M IN TOWN.
633
00:20:55,839 --> 00:20:57,590
- YEAH! THAT'D BE
- AWESOME! I MEAN...
634
00:20:57,632 --> 00:20:59,468
[THICKLY]:
635
00:20:59,469 --> 00:21:01,302
I'LL THINK ABOUT IT, BABE.
636
00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:02,971
WELL, WHEN YOU DO...
637
00:21:02,972 --> 00:21:04,597
REMEMBER THIS...
638
00:21:14,524 --> 00:21:15,525
HEY, ADAM, I WAS
639
00:21:15,526 --> 00:21:16,526
WONDERING IF
640
00:21:16,567 --> 00:21:18,319
- YOU'RE FREE
- AFTER SCHOOL...
641
00:21:18,361 --> 00:21:20,404
HUH?
642
00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:22,241
YOU KNOW, TO HELP ME
643
00:21:22,242 --> 00:21:24,034
WITH SCIENCE... STUFF.
644
00:21:24,075 --> 00:21:26,327
HUH?
645
00:21:26,369 --> 00:21:29,288
HELLO?
646
00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:33,210
DON'T FEEL BAD.
647
00:21:33,251 --> 00:21:34,461
I'M GETTING
648
00:21:34,462 --> 00:21:35,670
THE SILENT TREATMENT, TOO.
649
00:21:35,712 --> 00:21:37,463
[♪♪♪]
650
00:21:40,091 --> 00:21:42,343
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
651
00:21:42,385 --> 00:21:44,345
[MEGAPHONES START SQUEALING]
652
00:21:44,387 --> 00:21:45,346
[SHOUTS]: WAKE UP!
653
00:21:45,388 --> 00:21:46,535
- I'M UP, MOMMY!
654
00:21:46,536 --> 00:21:47,682
- I'M UP, MOMMY!
655
00:21:47,724 --> 00:21:48,808
I MEAN, UH...
656
00:21:48,850 --> 00:21:51,728
I'M UP... ECHO.
657
00:21:51,769 --> 00:21:55,190
I DON'T LIVE WITH MOMMY.
658
00:21:55,232 --> 00:21:56,233
YOU GUYS ACTUALLY SPENT
659
00:21:56,234 --> 00:21:57,234
THE NIGHT HERE?
660
00:21:57,275 --> 00:21:58,943
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
661
00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:00,504
- I BET YOU DON'T EVEN REMEMBER
- WHAT YOU'RE ARGUING ABOUT.
662
00:22:00,528 --> 00:22:02,155
- I WANT TO KEEP
- THE CANDY MACHINE!
663
00:22:02,197 --> 00:22:03,260
I WANT HEALTHIER FOOD
664
00:22:03,261 --> 00:22:04,323
IN THE SCHOOL.
665
00:22:04,365 --> 00:22:05,366
OKAY, BUT CAN'T WE FIND
666
00:22:05,367 --> 00:22:06,367
SOME KIND OF COMPROMISE?
667
00:22:06,409 --> 00:22:07,368
NEVER!
668
00:22:07,410 --> 00:22:08,369
IMPOSSIBLE!
669
00:22:08,411 --> 00:22:10,163
WELL, WHY DON'T WE FILL IT
670
00:22:10,205 --> 00:22:11,390
- WITH HALF HEALTHY FOOD
- AND HALF CANDY?
671
00:22:11,414 --> 00:22:12,414
- DEAL.
- WORKS FOR ME.
672
00:22:14,417 --> 00:22:16,377
SEE? KIDS LIKE HAVING A CHOICE.
673
00:22:16,419 --> 00:22:18,400
YEAH. I'VE GOT TO SAY,
674
00:22:18,401 --> 00:22:20,381
I'M DIGGING THIS FRUIT BALL.
675
00:22:20,423 --> 00:22:22,425
IT'S CALLED AN "APPLE."
676
00:22:22,466 --> 00:22:25,220
[CRUNCHING]
677
00:22:25,262 --> 00:22:26,325
EVEN MR. TATER
678
00:22:26,326 --> 00:22:27,388
SEEMS HAPPY.
679
00:22:27,430 --> 00:22:29,891
NO! NOT THE PARSNIP CHIPS!
680
00:22:29,933 --> 00:22:31,226
THE KARAMEL KA-POW!
681
00:22:31,268 --> 00:22:34,104
OW! OH... OH... UGH! OW!
682
00:22:36,439 --> 00:22:39,358
[♪♪♪]
38957
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.