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[♪♪]
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FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL.
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DON'T YOU JUST...
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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- I NEED TO PUT
- MY GAME FACE ON.
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- HUTCH ANDERSON
- BROKE UP WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND.
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[THUMP]
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WHAT WAS THAT?
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- RELAX. IT WAS JUST
- A PIECE OF WOOD.
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OR A CAT.
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OR MAYBE A SLEEPING HOBO.
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[BRAKES SCREECH]
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OH! OH, WE ARE
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GOING TO DIE.
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- YOU CANNOT STEER
- AND PUT ON MASCARA
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AT THE SAME TIME.
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[SIGHS] FINE!
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YOU TAKE THE WHEEL.
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WHAT?
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I'M NOT OLD ENOUGH
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TO DRIVE!
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GIVE ME
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THAT MAKEUP BAG.
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THIS HUTCH
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HAD BETTER BE WORTH IT.
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GO LIKE THIS...
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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BLENDING.
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- YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY SHOULD BUY
- A WARMER BASE
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- IF YOU WANT
- TO MAKE YOUR EYES POP.
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HERE WE ARE.
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WAIT. WHY ARE WE IN A FOREST?
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- I'M NOT GOING
- TO SHOW UP AT SCHOOL
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WITH MY KID BROTHER.
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[GRUNTS]
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[ANIMAL CALLS]
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IS THAT A COYOTE?
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SURE IS.
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[LAUGHING] WHAT A BOZO.
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[HONKING]
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[BREATHING HEAVILY]
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THAT'S THE LAST TIME
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I WEAR MUSK DEODORANT.
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UGH!
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OW!
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ZIPPER IN THE EYE,
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ZIPPER IN THE EYE!
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DERBY?
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ADAM YOUNG?
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LONG TIME NO SEE, MAN.
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SORRY.
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SLAB PUT ME IN HERE.
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SLAB?
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WHO'S SLAB?
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IMAGINE IF GODZILLA AND BIGFOOT
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HAD A BABY.
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I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
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THEY WERE DATING.
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HEY, HUTCH.
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UH... HI.
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- I JUST THOUGHT
- YOU'D WANT TO KNOW
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I'M FREE SATURDAY.
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REALLY? YOU'RE NOT BOOKED
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FOR A BIRTHDAY PARTY?
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A PARTY?
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- SURE, I'D LOVE
- TO GO WITH YOU.
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WILL YOU PICK ME UP?
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WHY?
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- IS YOUR TINY CAR
- IN THE SHOP?
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[LAUGHS]
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WOW.
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THAT CLOWN IS HOT.
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THAT CLOWN IS MY SISTER!
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I'M JUST SAYING,
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SHE BRINGS OUT
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THE ANIMAL IN ME...
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THE BALLOON ANIMAL.
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BUT STILL, REOWWW!
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- SO, WHAT'S THE DEAL,
- MR. GENIUS?
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WE WERE, LIKE, NINE
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WHEN YOU LEFT SCHOOL.
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- I HEARD YOU BECAME
- A UNIVERSITY STUDENT?
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I DID.
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- WELL, I GUESS THAT
- DIDN'T PAN OUT, HUH?
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- 'CAUSE HERE YOU ARE
- IN HIGH SCHOOL,
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JUST LIKE ME.
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YOU'RE EVEN IN MY CLASS.
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ACTUALLY,
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YOU'RE IN MY CLASS.
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♪ GOODBYE, SUMMER
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HELLO, FALL ♪
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- ♪ WE'VE BEEN TRYING
- TO GET HERE ♪
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♪ SINCE WE BOTH
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WERE BARELY TWO FEET TALL ♪
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♪ WHO YOU CALLING "KID"? ♪
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♪ WHO YOU CALLING "KID"? ♪
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♪ COULD CALL ME WHAT YOU WANT ♪
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♪ BUT I WON'T HEAR A WORD WHERE
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I AM HID ♪
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♪ WHO YOU CALLING "KID"? ♪
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HELLO, CLASS.
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MY NAME IS MR. YOUNG.
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WELCOME TO GRADE NINE SCIENCE.
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A KITE, A STRING
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AND A KEY.
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- CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHO CONDUCTED
- THIS FAMOUS EXPERIMENT?
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YOU'RE A KID.
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OKAY.
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GOOD EMPIRICAL OBSERVATION.
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NOW, BACK TO BENJAMIN FRANKLIN...
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HOW OLD ARE YOU?
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- NOT REALLY RELEVANT
- TO THE LESSON,
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MR... SLABINKSY.
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OH, YOU MUST BE SLAB.
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- YOU KNOW,
- YOU WERE RIGHT.
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I TOTALLY SEE BIGFOOT,
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ESPECIALLY AROUND
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THE UNIBROW.
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[CRACKS KNUCKLES]
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I'LL BE 15 IN MARCH.
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YOU'RE KIDDING ME.
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YOU'RE ONLY...
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14.
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14?
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[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
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HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.
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HE'S A GENIUS, ALL RIGHT?
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LIKE ALBERT FRANKENSTEIN.
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ALBERT EINSTEIN.
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WHATEVER.
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THE DUDE WHO MADE A MONSTER
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OUT OF DEAD BODY PARTS.
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CAN YOU DO THAT?
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- WELL, THAT'S REALLY
- JUST A STORY...
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- 'CAUSE MY NANA LOST A FOOT
- IN A VACUUM CLEANER ACCIDENT,
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- AND SHE KEEPS IT
- UNDER THE SINK.
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I MEAN, IT'S ALL WRINKLED
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AND CANKLY,
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BUT WE ARE
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MAKING A MONSTER HERE.
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WE'RE NOT MAKING A MONSTER!
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- OKAY, LOOK,
- IT'S NOT THAT BIG A DEAL.
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I SKIPPED A GRADE OR TWO...
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OR 12,
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AND GRADUATED IN THE SPRING
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- WITH A DOUBLE MAJOR
- IN ASTROPHYSICS
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AND MOLECULAR BIOMECHANICS.
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[SPEAKS SLOWLY] SCIENCE.
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[CLASS]: OH...
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WHAT KIND OF "GENIUS"
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BECOMES A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER?
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I HAD OTHER OPPORTUNITIES.
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BUT I WANTED A JOB
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WHERE I COULD GET KIDS EXCITED
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ABOUT SCIENCE...
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[LAUGHTER]
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UGH... SEE?
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WE'RE LEARNING ALREADY.
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VELOCITY, ADHESION.
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MOLD GROWTH.
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HEY, DERBY.
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BIGFOOT?
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- I... I MEANT BIGFOOT
- IN A FLATTERING WAY.
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- HE DOES PROTECT THE FORESTS
- FROM THE INTRUSION OF MAN.
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STUDENTS, PLEASE!
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- THAT'S ENOUGH! I WANT EVERYONE
- BACK IN THEIR SEATS
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BY THE TIME I COUNT TO 10.
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ONE...
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TWO...
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THREE.
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OKAY.
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THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.
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NOW BACK TO ELECTRICITY...
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OOH.
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OOPS.
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HI, PRINCIPAL TATER.
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- YOU LOOK LIKE
- HARRY POTTER.
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OR... OR
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"NOT-SO-HAIRY" POTTER.
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I TOLD THE SCHOOL BOARD
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IT WAS A MISTAKE
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TO HIRE A CHILD
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AS A TEACHER,
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AND AS USUAL...
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WOULD YOU STOP THAT?
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- I WILL NOT LET YOU
- TURN THIS SCHOOL
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INTO A CIRCUS.
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I'M NOT GOING
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- TO TURN THIS SCHOOL
- INTO A CIRCUS.
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YOU DID THIS!
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OKAY, THAT
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WAS BAD TIMING.
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EVERYTHING'S FINE.
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MR. TATER JUST WANTED TO KNOW
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- WHAT KIND OF HORS D'OEUVRES
- I WANT
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- FOR MY WELCOME ABOARD
- PARTY.
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I KNOW I'M LATE,
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BUT I WAS ON THE BUS
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WHEN A FLOCK OF BATS
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SWOOPED DOWN AND...
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OH, GREAT.
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- THE TEACHER'S
- NOT EVEN HERE YET.
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HE'S RIGHT THERE.
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WHERE?
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BEHIND THAT KID?
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IT IS THE KID!
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OH.
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SORRY I'M LATE, MR. YOUNG...?
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I'M ECHO.
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ECHO. ECHO. ECHO.
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IS THERE AN ECHO IN HERE?
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OR IS IT JUST YOU?
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ARE YOU SURE HE'S THE TEACHER?
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YES.
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WE'RE JUST LEARNING...
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HOW TO MAKE A MONSTER.
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WE'RE NOT MAKING A MONSTER!
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WE'RE LEARNING ABOUT...
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VERY FUNNY.
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WHO TOOK ALL THE CHALK?
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[BELCHES]
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WHO HAS HEARD
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OF THE WAR OF 1812?
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UH, EXCUSE ME.
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MRS. BYRNE, RIGHT?
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OH, NO.
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- I WAS WONDERING
- IF I COULD BORROW SOME...
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YOU'RE LATE!
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CHALK.
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YOU'RE LATE, CHUCK!
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TAKE YOUR SEAT!
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NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
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I'M A TEACHER.
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SURE YOU ARE.
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- DO YOU THINK
- I WAS BORN YESTERDAY?
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I CAN'T IMAGINE
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ANYONE THINKS THAT.
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TAKE YOUR SEAT!
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YES, MA'AM.
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THE WAR OF 1812...
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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- APPARENTLY,
- LEARNING ABOUT THE WAR OF 1812
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FROM SOMEONE
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WHO LIVED THROUGH IT.
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- OOPS. PASS THAT
- TO YOU-KNOW-WHO.
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NO PROBLEM.
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WHAT UP, BOO?
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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[SLAMS BOOK]
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WHAT IS IT, CHUCK?
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CAN I GO TO THE BATHROOM?
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NO!
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- OH, COME ON,
- DON'T YOU EVER HAVE TO TINKLE?
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EVERY NINE MINUTES.
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- BUT I DON'T LEAVE CLASS
- TO DO IT.
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I WEAR
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AN ABSORBENT UNDERGARMENT.
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WANT TO SEE?
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[EVERYONE]: NO!
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[ALARM SOUNDING]
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AIR RAID!
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AIR RAID!
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MUSSOLINI FOUND US!
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- ACTUALLY, MRS. BYRNE,
- THAT'S WAS JUST A CAR...
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DUCK AND COVER!
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00:09:13,981 --> 00:09:16,042
DUCK AND COVER!
267
00:09:16,083 --> 00:09:18,167
[CAR ALARM CONTINUES]
268
00:09:24,918 --> 00:09:27,000
[CAR ALARM CHIRPS, STOPS]
269
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[SIGHS WITH RELIEF]
270
00:09:29,918 --> 00:09:31,335
WELL, I'M GOOD
271
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FOR ANOTHER NINE MINUTES.
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MY KEY!
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MY SAMMICH!
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BURN.
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BURN.
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- YEAH, I GET IT,
- YOU "BURNED" ME.
277
00:09:52,459 --> 00:09:53,918
- I THOUGHT YOU WERE
- MY FRIEND.
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OH! OW! OH...
279
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MRS. BYRNE.
280
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OW, OW, OW!
281
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THIS LITTLE CHIPMUNK
282
00:10:00,293 --> 00:10:01,293
SAYS HE WORKS HERE.
283
00:10:01,334 --> 00:10:02,688
ISN'T THERE A MINIMUM AGE
284
00:10:02,689 --> 00:10:04,042
TO BE A TEACHER?
285
00:10:04,083 --> 00:10:05,772
WELL, THERE'S CERTAINLY
286
00:10:05,773 --> 00:10:07,459
NO MAXIMUM.
287
00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:10,083
MRS. BYRNE,
288
00:10:10,125 --> 00:10:11,435
- WILL YOU PLEASE GO BACK
- TO YOUR CLASS?
289
00:10:11,459 --> 00:10:13,167
AAH!
290
00:10:14,083 --> 00:10:15,105
THAT'S
291
00:10:15,106 --> 00:10:16,125
A SUPPLY CLOSET.
292
00:10:16,167 --> 00:10:17,976
- WHY ARE ALL THE LIGHTS OUT
- IN MY CLASSROOM?
293
00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,000
[CRASHING]
294
00:10:20,042 --> 00:10:22,375
- SHOULDN'T YOU
- BE GETTING BACK TO CLASS, TOO?
295
00:10:22,417 --> 00:10:23,959
RIGHT.
296
00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,226
- OH, COULD I GET A SPARE KEY,
- THOUGH?
297
00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:26,209
- YOU DON'T HAVE
- YOUR KEY?
298
00:10:26,250 --> 00:10:27,292
WELL, ACTUALLY, I...
299
00:10:27,334 --> 00:10:28,768
- BECAUSE TEACHERS
- GET A MASTER KEY
300
00:10:28,792 --> 00:10:29,976
- THAT OPENS EVERY DOOR
- IN THE SCHOOL.
301
00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,375
IF YOU'VE LOST THAT KEY,
302
00:10:32,417 --> 00:10:33,852
- YOU'RE GOING TO BE
- THE YOUNGEST TEACHER EVER
303
00:10:33,876 --> 00:10:35,667
TO BE FIRED FROM THIS SCHOOL.
304
00:10:35,709 --> 00:10:37,250
LOST IT? PFFT.
305
00:10:37,292 --> 00:10:38,834
I'M JUST... USING IT
306
00:10:38,876 --> 00:10:40,563
TO REPLICATE
307
00:10:40,564 --> 00:10:42,250
BEN FRANKLIN'S KITE EXPERIMENT.
308
00:10:42,292 --> 00:10:43,250
FINE.
309
00:10:43,292 --> 00:10:45,125
THE JANITOR WILL LET YOU IN.
310
00:10:45,167 --> 00:10:46,876
I'LL JUST CALL DANG.
311
00:10:46,918 --> 00:10:48,250
YOU CALLED?
312
00:10:48,292 --> 00:10:50,792
[YOUNG AND TATER]: AAH!
313
00:10:50,834 --> 00:10:52,334
HOW DID YOU GET HERE?
314
00:10:52,375 --> 00:10:54,250
ON FISHING BOAT.
315
00:10:54,292 --> 00:10:56,042
HIDING IN HOLLOWED-OUT CARCASS
316
00:10:56,043 --> 00:10:57,792
OF MANATEE.
317
00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:03,709
[♪♪]
318
00:11:03,751 --> 00:11:05,500
I APPRECIATE THIS...
319
00:11:05,542 --> 00:11:06,542
DANG, WAS IT?
320
00:11:06,584 --> 00:11:08,792
YES. DANG.
321
00:11:08,834 --> 00:11:11,250
FROM DA NANG.
322
00:11:11,292 --> 00:11:13,834
SO, THEY LET YOU BE TEACHER?
323
00:11:13,876 --> 00:11:15,000
OUCH. SORRY.
324
00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:17,542
THEY MADE YOU A JANITOR,
325
00:11:17,584 --> 00:11:18,918
WHILE BACK IN VIETNAM,
326
00:11:18,959 --> 00:11:20,310
- YOU WERE PROBABLY A DOCTOR
- OR A COMPUTER PROGRAMMER
327
00:11:20,334 --> 00:11:21,709
OR SOMETHING.
328
00:11:21,751 --> 00:11:23,292
NO. I WAS JANITOR.
329
00:11:23,334 --> 00:11:26,209
AT DUNG MUSEUM.
330
00:11:26,250 --> 00:11:28,626
THIS IS BIG STEP UP.
331
00:11:28,667 --> 00:11:30,230
ANYWAY, NEXT TIME
332
00:11:30,231 --> 00:11:31,792
YOU GET LOCKED OUT,
333
00:11:31,834 --> 00:11:33,792
EASY TO GET IN.
334
00:11:33,834 --> 00:11:35,250
I SHOW YOU.
335
00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:54,042
DANG!
336
00:11:54,083 --> 00:11:55,083
YES?
337
00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:59,209
THAT WAS AMA...
338
00:11:59,250 --> 00:12:00,751
ZING.
339
00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:06,918
[CHUCKLES] VERY FUNNY, CLASS.
340
00:12:06,959 --> 00:12:08,334
PRANK THE NEW GUY.
341
00:12:08,375 --> 00:12:10,626
BUT I'M GOING
342
00:12:10,627 --> 00:12:12,876
TO NEED THAT KEY... BACK.
343
00:12:12,918 --> 00:12:15,459
GREAT. EVERYONE DITCHED.
344
00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:16,834
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
345
00:12:19,417 --> 00:12:20,918
ECHO! YOU CAME BACK.
346
00:12:20,959 --> 00:12:22,560
- I COULD TELL
- YOU WEREN'T LIKE THE OTHERS.
347
00:12:22,584 --> 00:12:23,876
I KNEW YOU WERE DIFFERENT.
348
00:12:23,918 --> 00:12:25,584
I KNEW YOU WERE SPECIAL.
349
00:12:25,626 --> 00:12:27,084
YEAH,
350
00:12:27,085 --> 00:12:28,542
I JUST FORGOT MY BACKPACK.
351
00:12:28,584 --> 00:12:29,542
[TATER:] YOU!
352
00:12:29,584 --> 00:12:30,542
- NO RUNNING
- IN THE HALLWAY.
353
00:12:30,584 --> 00:12:31,542
YOU!
354
00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:33,209
PANTS ON, MISTER.
355
00:12:34,918 --> 00:12:36,834
IT'S MR. POTATO HEAD!
356
00:12:39,792 --> 00:12:40,751
AND SO, CLASS,
357
00:12:40,792 --> 00:12:41,894
- BENJAMIN FRANKLIN
- WAS THE FIRST
358
00:12:41,918 --> 00:12:44,042
- TO LABEL ELECTRICAL CHARGES
- AS WHAT?
359
00:12:44,083 --> 00:12:46,292
UH... ECHO?
360
00:12:47,834 --> 00:12:49,209
POSITIVE AND NEGATIVE?
361
00:12:49,250 --> 00:12:51,083
YOU'RE POSITIVELY RIGHT.
362
00:12:52,709 --> 00:12:55,334
VERY GOOD.
363
00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:56,584
OKAY...
364
00:12:56,626 --> 00:12:57,876
- FRANKLIN'S EXPERIMENT
- LED US
365
00:12:57,918 --> 00:12:59,417
- TO COIN MANY WORDS
- WE USE TODAY...
366
00:12:59,459 --> 00:13:02,000
BATTERY, CONDUCTOR, DISCHARGE...
367
00:13:02,042 --> 00:13:03,642
- CAN ANYONE TELL ME
- WHAT DISCHARGE IS?
368
00:13:04,459 --> 00:13:05,834
OH, ECHO, YOU ALWAYS ANSWER.
369
00:13:05,876 --> 00:13:07,316
- LET'S GIVE
- SOMEONE ELSE A CHANCE.
370
00:13:08,751 --> 00:13:09,876
HOW ABOUT YOU, SLAB?
371
00:13:09,918 --> 00:13:11,417
[QUIETLY] WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
372
00:13:11,459 --> 00:13:14,876
I'M WAITING, MR. SLABINSKY.
373
00:13:14,918 --> 00:13:19,459
[LOW VOICE] DUH...
374
00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:21,251
DISCHARGE IS DA GOOEY STUFF
375
00:13:21,252 --> 00:13:23,000
DAT COME OUT OF MY NOSE.
376
00:13:23,042 --> 00:13:24,762
- I LIKE TO SPREAD IT ON TOAST
- AND EAT IT.
377
00:13:27,792 --> 00:13:28,918
[ZIPPER UNZIPS]
378
00:13:28,959 --> 00:13:31,000
I SAID PANTS ON!
379
00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:34,834
[LAUGHING] THAT WAS AWESOME.
380
00:13:34,876 --> 00:13:35,918
YOU WERE AWESOME!
381
00:13:35,959 --> 00:13:36,918
I LOVED THE WAY...
382
00:13:36,959 --> 00:13:38,876
[BELL RINGS]
383
00:13:40,375 --> 00:13:41,542
OKAY.
384
00:13:41,584 --> 00:13:43,792
CLASS DISMISSED.
385
00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:48,018
- HEY. THANKS
- FOR DITCHING MY CLASS.
386
00:13:48,042 --> 00:13:49,792
- I LEFT
- IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE.
387
00:13:49,834 --> 00:13:50,894
I WENT HOME TO GET NANA'S FOOT.
388
00:13:50,918 --> 00:13:52,292
I MEAN, WE NEED IT
389
00:13:52,334 --> 00:13:53,435
- IF WE'RE GOING
- TO MAKE OUR MONSTER.
390
00:13:53,459 --> 00:13:55,167
WE'RE NOT MAKING A MONSTER!
391
00:13:56,292 --> 00:13:57,959
[SIGHS] I NEED HELP.
392
00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,351
- I'VE GOT TO FIND
- MY KEY BEFORE...
393
00:13:59,375 --> 00:14:00,584
[GIRLS SHRIEKING]
394
00:14:02,918 --> 00:14:04,043
BEFORE SLAB
395
00:14:04,044 --> 00:14:05,167
OPENS UP THE BIOLOGY LAB,
396
00:14:05,209 --> 00:14:06,918
- STEALS ALL
- THE DISSECTION FROGS,
397
00:14:06,959 --> 00:14:08,560
- AND SETS THEM LOOSE
- IN THE GIRLS' BATHROOM?
398
00:14:08,584 --> 00:14:09,959
[FROGS CROAKING]
399
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:12,375
[IVY SHRIEKING]
400
00:14:12,417 --> 00:14:13,375
HEY, IVY.
401
00:14:13,417 --> 00:14:15,709
HUTCH!
402
00:14:15,751 --> 00:14:17,042
HI!
403
00:14:17,083 --> 00:14:18,542
[LOUD CROAKING]
404
00:14:18,584 --> 00:14:20,042
WHAT... WHAT WAS THAT?
405
00:14:20,083 --> 00:14:22,001
OH, THAT WAS JUST ME...
406
00:14:22,002 --> 00:14:23,918
BELCHING.
407
00:14:23,959 --> 00:14:25,626
I HAVE A HUGE GAS PROBLEM.
408
00:14:25,667 --> 00:14:26,667
[CROAKING]
409
00:14:29,042 --> 00:14:29,918
SO, YOU BUSY AFTER SCHOOL?
410
00:14:29,959 --> 00:14:31,250
BASEBALL PRACTICE.
411
00:14:31,292 --> 00:14:32,417
YEAH, COACH WANTS ME
412
00:14:32,418 --> 00:14:33,542
TO WORK ON CATCHING FLIES.
413
00:14:33,584 --> 00:14:34,876
[CROAKING]
414
00:14:37,459 --> 00:14:39,101
- OKAY, WE'RE GOING TO
- HAVE TO SEARCH SLAB'S LOCKER
415
00:14:39,125 --> 00:14:40,751
FOR THE KEY.
416
00:14:43,042 --> 00:14:44,376
IT'S LOCKED.
417
00:14:44,377 --> 00:14:45,709
WELL, WE TRIED.
418
00:14:45,751 --> 00:14:47,125
DON'T WORRY.
419
00:14:47,167 --> 00:14:48,646
THIS ELECTROMAGNET
420
00:14:48,647 --> 00:14:50,125
SHOULD GAIN US ACCESS
421
00:14:50,167 --> 00:14:51,917
BY SLOWLY DRAWING THE HINGES
422
00:14:51,918 --> 00:14:53,667
OUT OF THE LOCKER DOOR.
423
00:14:53,709 --> 00:14:54,751
OKAY, FIRE HER UP.
424
00:14:54,792 --> 00:14:57,918
[MACHINE HUMS]
425
00:15:03,792 --> 00:15:05,709
WHOA!
426
00:15:10,709 --> 00:15:12,584
TURN IT OFF, TURN IT OFF!
427
00:15:14,918 --> 00:15:15,959
WELL, IT WORKED.
428
00:15:21,083 --> 00:15:23,667
EW, GROSS!
429
00:15:23,709 --> 00:15:25,375
SAID THE MAN
430
00:15:25,417 --> 00:15:26,480
WHO HAS A SEVERED FOOT
431
00:15:26,481 --> 00:15:27,542
IN HIS LUNCH BAG.
432
00:15:27,584 --> 00:15:29,059
- THAT'S FOR SCIENCE.
- WE'RE MAKING...
433
00:15:29,083 --> 00:15:30,959
- WE'RE NOT MAKING
- A MONSTER!
434
00:15:40,209 --> 00:15:42,876
BALLET SLIPPERS?
435
00:15:42,918 --> 00:15:45,083
YOU DON'T THINK SLAB...
436
00:15:45,125 --> 00:15:47,667
ATE A BALLERINA?
437
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:49,918
- WHAT DO YOU THINK
- YOU'RE DOING?
438
00:15:49,959 --> 00:15:51,918
I KNOW THE DRILL.
439
00:15:58,042 --> 00:16:00,334
YOU DO BALLET?
440
00:16:00,375 --> 00:16:01,709
OF COURSE NOT!
441
00:16:01,751 --> 00:16:03,727
- IT'S NOT LIKE THE REASON
- I'M ANGRY ALL THE TIME
442
00:16:03,751 --> 00:16:05,000
- IS BECAUSE
- MY PORTLY STATURE
443
00:16:05,042 --> 00:16:06,751
MEANS I'LL NEVER BE...
444
00:16:06,792 --> 00:16:08,792
- [VOICE BREAKING]
- THE PRINCE IN SWAN LAKE.
445
00:16:08,834 --> 00:16:10,643
- LOOK, SLAB, CAN I PLEASE
- JUST HAVE MY KEY BACK?
446
00:16:10,667 --> 00:16:11,626
SURE.
447
00:16:11,667 --> 00:16:12,626
REALLY?
448
00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:13,959
YEAH.
449
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,500
AFTER SCHOOL.
450
00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:16,768
- BUT YOU'RE GOING TO
- HAVE TO RIP IT
451
00:16:16,792 --> 00:16:18,083
- OUT OF MY COLD,
- DEAD HANDS,
452
00:16:18,125 --> 00:16:19,896
EXCEPT MY HANDS
453
00:16:19,897 --> 00:16:21,667
WILL BE ALIVE STILL,
454
00:16:21,709 --> 00:16:22,855
AND YOURS ARE GOING TO BE
455
00:16:22,856 --> 00:16:24,000
COLD AND DEAD,
456
00:16:24,042 --> 00:16:25,355
BECAUSE I'M GOING TO
457
00:16:25,356 --> 00:16:26,667
MAKE YOU NOT ALIVE ANYMORE.
458
00:16:26,709 --> 00:16:27,834
AND IT'S COLD OUT.
459
00:16:29,709 --> 00:16:30,876
WORDY, BUT I GET THE POINT.
460
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,250
GREAT.
461
00:16:34,292 --> 00:16:35,810
- WHAT ELSE IS THIS DAY
- GOING TO THROW AT ME?
462
00:16:35,834 --> 00:16:38,667
[MACHINE HUMS]
463
00:16:38,709 --> 00:16:39,894
- OH, NO, I CAN'T
- TURN IT OFF!
464
00:16:39,918 --> 00:16:41,626
SOMEBODY, PLEASE HELP!
465
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:42,626
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
466
00:16:42,667 --> 00:16:43,959
[SCREAMS]
467
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,000
[METAL CLINKS]
468
00:16:48,751 --> 00:16:50,042
THIS IS SO COOL!
469
00:16:50,083 --> 00:16:51,185
- IT'S JUST LIKE
- THE TRASH COMPACTOR SCENE
470
00:16:51,209 --> 00:16:52,167
FROM STAR WARS.
471
00:16:52,209 --> 00:16:53,167
[SCREAMS]
472
00:16:53,209 --> 00:16:54,542
[CRUNCHING]
473
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,000
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?
474
00:16:57,042 --> 00:16:58,185
- IF I TELL TATER
- I'M MISSING MY KEY,
475
00:16:58,209 --> 00:16:59,292
I'LL LOSE MY JOB,
476
00:16:59,334 --> 00:17:00,810
- AND IF I TRY TO GET IT BACK
- FROM SLAB,
477
00:17:00,834 --> 00:17:02,792
I'LL LOSE MY LIFE.
478
00:17:02,834 --> 00:17:03,959
QUITE THE CONUNDRUM.
479
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,876
WHERE DO YOU KEEP THE BUTTER?
480
00:17:05,918 --> 00:17:07,143
- MAYBE I SHOULD
- GROW A MOUSTACHE,
481
00:17:07,167 --> 00:17:08,125
CHANGE MY NAME TO PEPE,
482
00:17:08,167 --> 00:17:10,083
AND MOVE TO GUATEMALA.
483
00:17:12,417 --> 00:17:13,737
- CAN YOU EVEN GROW
- A MOUSTACHE?
484
00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:16,085
I MEAN, FEEL THIS THING,
485
00:17:16,086 --> 00:17:17,334
IT'S SO SMOOTH.
486
00:17:17,375 --> 00:17:19,959
SMOOTH LIKE JAZZ.
487
00:17:21,834 --> 00:17:22,894
- I LIKE THAT
- NICKNAME FOR YOU...
488
00:17:22,918 --> 00:17:23,918
JAZZ!
489
00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:25,143
- I'M GOING TO
- CALL YOU JAZZ.
490
00:17:25,167 --> 00:17:26,792
WILL YOU FOCUS?
491
00:17:26,834 --> 00:17:27,834
I'M IN BIG TROUBLE!
492
00:17:28,959 --> 00:17:30,083
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
493
00:17:30,125 --> 00:17:31,501
CHILL OUT.
494
00:17:31,502 --> 00:17:32,876
I GOT YOUR BACK, JAZZ.
495
00:17:32,918 --> 00:17:34,226
- I'VE CALLED SOMEONE
- WHO CAN HELP... DANG.
496
00:17:34,250 --> 00:17:35,209
HELLO.
497
00:17:35,250 --> 00:17:37,792
[TOGETHER]: AAH!
498
00:17:37,834 --> 00:17:39,042
I UNDERSTAND
499
00:17:39,043 --> 00:17:40,250
YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE TRAINED
500
00:17:40,292 --> 00:17:43,334
IN THE ART OF SELF-DEFENSE.
501
00:17:43,375 --> 00:17:45,209
- LOOK, DANG,
- I APPRECIATE THE OFFER,
502
00:17:45,250 --> 00:17:46,959
BUT THERE'S NO POINT.
503
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,667
SLAB IS TWICE MY SIZE.
504
00:17:49,709 --> 00:17:50,918
BUTTERFLY CAN KILL MAN
505
00:17:50,959 --> 00:17:53,042
IF LAND IN RIGHT PLACE.
506
00:17:53,083 --> 00:17:55,250
NO! THAT STUPID.
507
00:17:55,292 --> 00:17:58,876
BUTTERFLY VERY TINY AND WEAK.
508
00:17:58,918 --> 00:18:00,855
BUT YOU CAN BRING DOWN ANY FOE
509
00:18:00,856 --> 00:18:02,792
WITH PRESSURE POINT.
510
00:18:02,834 --> 00:18:03,792
HUP!
511
00:18:03,834 --> 00:18:08,125
YOWZAMONKEYPOOP!
512
00:18:08,167 --> 00:18:09,125
COOL.
513
00:18:09,167 --> 00:18:11,000
- THEN, WHILE
- ENEMY IS DAZED,
514
00:18:11,042 --> 00:18:12,500
LEAP ON BACK
515
00:18:12,542 --> 00:18:13,731
AND PULL OUT HAIR
516
00:18:13,732 --> 00:18:14,918
LIKE RICE HARVEST.
517
00:18:14,959 --> 00:18:16,876
[RIPPING] YAAH!
518
00:18:16,918 --> 00:18:19,083
ZOWIE-OWIE-OWIE!
519
00:18:19,125 --> 00:18:20,834
NICE.
520
00:18:20,876 --> 00:18:23,042
AND, FINALLY,
521
00:18:23,083 --> 00:18:25,000
BY GOING IN UNDER STERNUM,
522
00:18:25,042 --> 00:18:26,542
- YOU CAN TEAR
- OUT MAN'S HEART
523
00:18:26,584 --> 00:18:27,917
AND LET HIM WATCH
524
00:18:27,918 --> 00:18:29,250
ITS FINAL BEAT.
525
00:18:29,292 --> 00:18:31,959
WHAT?
526
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,375
- I DON'T NEED
- TO SHOW YOU.
527
00:18:33,417 --> 00:18:34,522
IT PRETTY
528
00:18:34,523 --> 00:18:35,626
SELF-EXPLANATORY.
529
00:18:38,459 --> 00:18:40,292
HELLO, MR. YOUNG!
530
00:18:40,334 --> 00:18:41,792
MOM?
531
00:18:41,834 --> 00:18:42,894
- WHAT ARE YOU
- DOING HERE?
532
00:18:42,918 --> 00:18:44,125
THE SCHOOL CALLED ME.
533
00:18:44,167 --> 00:18:45,334
IVY'S IN THE NURSE'S OFFICE.
534
00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:46,834
IS SHE ALL RIGHT?
535
00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:48,063
DOES SHE NEED
536
00:18:48,064 --> 00:18:49,250
MOUTH-TO-MOUTH?
537
00:18:49,292 --> 00:18:51,125
I'M SURE SHE'S FINE.
538
00:18:51,167 --> 00:18:52,314
THEY JUST SAID SHE HAD
539
00:18:52,315 --> 00:18:53,459
A LITTLE FROG IN HER THROAT.
540
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:56,000
[FROG CROAKING, IVY GROANING]
541
00:18:57,417 --> 00:18:59,250
- WELL, I SHOULD PROBABLY
- GO CHECK ON IVY.
542
00:18:59,292 --> 00:19:00,375
WAIT, MOM.
543
00:19:00,417 --> 00:19:01,500
I'VE BEEN THINKING...
544
00:19:01,542 --> 00:19:03,375
- YOU KNOW HOW
- YOU WERE KIND OF BUMMED
545
00:19:03,417 --> 00:19:05,042
- WHEN I DIDN'T TAKE THAT JOB
- AT NASA?
546
00:19:05,083 --> 00:19:07,042
NO. I GET IT.
547
00:19:07,083 --> 00:19:08,268
- YOU WANT THE
- HIGH SCHOOL EXPERIENCE
548
00:19:08,292 --> 00:19:09,500
YOU NEVER HAD...
549
00:19:09,542 --> 00:19:10,731
HANGING OUT WITH FRIENDS,
550
00:19:10,732 --> 00:19:11,918
KISSING A GIRL...
551
00:19:11,959 --> 00:19:13,459
GETTING BEAT UP BY A BULLY.
552
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:15,876
EXACTLY!
553
00:19:15,918 --> 00:19:17,542
I'M PROUD OF YOU.
554
00:19:17,584 --> 00:19:18,792
I KNOW HOW SCARY
555
00:19:18,793 --> 00:19:20,000
HIGH SCHOOL CAN BE
556
00:19:20,042 --> 00:19:21,084
WHEN YOU'RE COOL
557
00:19:21,085 --> 00:19:22,125
AND POPULAR.
558
00:19:22,167 --> 00:19:23,689
I CAN ONLY IMAGINE
559
00:19:23,690 --> 00:19:25,209
WHAT IT'S LIKE FOR YOU.
560
00:19:29,918 --> 00:19:33,918
[♪♪]
561
00:19:38,876 --> 00:19:39,918
MR. YOUNG?
562
00:19:39,959 --> 00:19:40,918
ARE YOU CRAZY?
563
00:19:40,959 --> 00:19:42,042
ECHO, PLEASE,
564
00:19:42,083 --> 00:19:43,834
WHEN WE'RE NOT IN CLASS,
565
00:19:43,876 --> 00:19:44,834
YOU CAN CALL ME ADAM.
566
00:19:44,876 --> 00:19:47,167
OKAY. ADAM?
567
00:19:47,209 --> 00:19:49,459
ARE YOU CRAZY?
568
00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:51,375
- YOU NEED TO
- GET OUT OF HERE.
569
00:19:51,417 --> 00:19:52,918
- I CAN'T RUN AWAY.
- I'M A TEACHER.
570
00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:54,292
YOU'RE A KID!
571
00:19:54,334 --> 00:19:56,417
I'M BOTH.
572
00:19:56,459 --> 00:19:58,000
THERE HE IS!
573
00:20:04,459 --> 00:20:05,626
YOU SHOWED UP.
574
00:20:05,667 --> 00:20:06,834
GUESS YOU'RE NOT SO MUCH
575
00:20:06,835 --> 00:20:08,000
OF A GENIUS AFTER ALL.
576
00:20:12,209 --> 00:20:14,042
- COME ON, SLAB,
- LOOK HOW CLOUDY IT IS.
577
00:20:14,083 --> 00:20:15,042
HOW ABOUT A RAIN DELAY?
578
00:20:15,083 --> 00:20:16,834
YOU LIKE RAIN?
579
00:20:16,876 --> 00:20:19,000
SAY HELLO TO THUNDER AND...
580
00:20:19,042 --> 00:20:20,125
UMBRELLA FITZGERALD.
581
00:20:21,459 --> 00:20:23,000
OH, OOH...
582
00:20:23,042 --> 00:20:24,292
COME ON. DON'T GIVE UP!
583
00:20:24,334 --> 00:20:25,417
OH, THANKS, IVY.
584
00:20:25,459 --> 00:20:26,417
THAT MEANS A LOT.
585
00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:27,792
I WAS TALKING TO SLAB.
586
00:20:27,834 --> 00:20:28,876
[SHOUTS IN FEAR]
587
00:20:28,918 --> 00:20:30,459
[KIDS GROAN]
588
00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:32,059
- ALL RIGHT, YOU'VE
- LEFT ME NO CHOICE.
589
00:20:32,083 --> 00:20:33,042
PRESSURE POINT!
590
00:20:33,083 --> 00:20:34,918
HYAH!
591
00:20:34,959 --> 00:20:37,292
HYAH!
592
00:20:37,334 --> 00:20:38,834
HYAH...
593
00:20:38,876 --> 00:20:41,334
H... HYAH?
594
00:20:41,375 --> 00:20:42,417
H-HYAH?
595
00:20:42,459 --> 00:20:44,918
[MOANS]
596
00:20:44,959 --> 00:20:46,959
[KIDS BOO]
597
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,000
[THUNDER RUMBLES]
598
00:20:49,918 --> 00:20:51,042
ANY LAST WORDS?
599
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,083
YES.
600
00:20:52,125 --> 00:20:53,751
NOW!
601
00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:00,459
WHAT IS THIS?
602
00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:02,125
[SNIFFS] STRING?
603
00:21:02,167 --> 00:21:03,751
- NOT JUST ANY STRING.
- KITE STRING.
604
00:21:06,751 --> 00:21:07,897
NOW, I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO
605
00:21:07,898 --> 00:21:09,042
WANT TO HAND OVER MY KEY.
606
00:21:09,083 --> 00:21:10,083
[LAUGHS]
607
00:21:10,125 --> 00:21:11,709
YOU MEAN THIS KEY?
608
00:21:13,709 --> 00:21:15,149
- NOW, WHY WOULD I WANT
- TO DO THAT?
609
00:21:20,292 --> 00:21:22,500
ASK BENJAMIN FRANKLIN.
610
00:21:22,542 --> 00:21:23,959
OR, NEXT TIME, JUST PAY
611
00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:25,375
ATTENTION IN MY CLASS.
612
00:21:25,417 --> 00:21:27,959
OW! HOT KEY! HOT KEY!
613
00:21:31,626 --> 00:21:32,709
DON'T HURT ME,
614
00:21:32,710 --> 00:21:33,792
OH POWERFUL WIZARD!
615
00:21:34,959 --> 00:21:36,918
[KIDS CHEERING]
616
00:21:38,417 --> 00:21:39,896
MR.... ADAM,
617
00:21:39,897 --> 00:21:41,375
YOU WERE INCREDIBLE!
618
00:21:43,042 --> 00:21:44,250
- YOU KNOW,
- I WONDERED
619
00:21:44,292 --> 00:21:45,435
- HOW BEN FRANKLIN'S
- KITE STRING
620
00:21:45,459 --> 00:21:46,876
- WAS ABLE TO CONDUCT
- ELECTRICITY.
621
00:21:46,918 --> 00:21:47,959
NOW I REALIZE
622
00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:49,000
IT'S NOT THE STRING.
623
00:21:49,042 --> 00:21:50,083
IT'S THE RAIN WATER.
624
00:21:50,125 --> 00:21:51,083
- THAT'S RIGHT!
- YOU'RE RIGHT!
625
00:21:51,125 --> 00:21:52,083
I LOVE YOU!
626
00:21:52,125 --> 00:21:53,626
WHAT?
627
00:21:53,667 --> 00:21:55,375
UH, I... I LOVE THAT
628
00:21:55,376 --> 00:21:57,083
YOU KNEW THAT!
629
00:21:57,125 --> 00:21:58,292
SCIENCE ROCKS!
630
00:21:58,334 --> 00:21:59,918
[LAUGHS AWKWARDLY]
631
00:21:59,959 --> 00:22:01,292
HIGH FIVE?
632
00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:08,709
[♪♪]
633
00:22:08,751 --> 00:22:11,167
AH, MR. YOUNG.
634
00:22:11,209 --> 00:22:12,393
- I SEE YOU HAVE
- YOUR KEY AFTER ALL.
635
00:22:12,417 --> 00:22:13,417
OF COURSE I DO.
636
00:22:13,459 --> 00:22:15,292
- I MAY BE A 14-YEAR-OLD
- TEACHER,
637
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:17,188
BUT YOU HAVE NOTHING
638
00:22:17,189 --> 00:22:19,042
TO WORRY ABOUT.
639
00:22:19,083 --> 00:22:21,250
HELP! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
640
00:22:21,292 --> 00:22:22,250
[MOANING]
641
00:22:22,292 --> 00:22:24,125
[BOTH SCREAMING]
642
00:22:24,167 --> 00:22:25,500
[SHUFFLING FEET]
643
00:22:25,542 --> 00:22:28,042
DERBY, YOU MADE A MONSTER?
644
00:22:28,083 --> 00:22:30,417
MONSTER? THAT'S MY NANA.
645
00:22:30,459 --> 00:22:31,626
SHE'S MAD I STOLE HER FOOT.
646
00:22:31,667 --> 00:22:33,959
AHHH!
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