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Who is Don Draper?
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Excuse me?
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Who is Don Draper?
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What do men say when you ask that?
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Well, they usually take a minute
to think about it,
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and then they do something cute.
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One creative director said
he was a lion tamer.
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I don't want to do that.
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In the third person?
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I don't know.
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Knockout wife, two kids,
house in Westchester.
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Take the train, maybe take your car
now that you can afford it.
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And who told you that?
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Anything? I mean, now's your chance.
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Well, as I said before, I'm from the Midwest.
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We were taught that it's not polite
to talk about yourself.
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Obviously your Glo-Coat floor wax
commercials caused a bit of a squeal.
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On the creative side, anyway.
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What made you think of this idea?
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I wanted it to be indistinguishable
from the movies.
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I wanted people to be watching it and say,
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"What's happening in the story right now?
It's something else."
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It's not an ad.
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At least not for the first 30 seconds of it.
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Very good, then. I think I have all I need.
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It's only a few hundred words,
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but on the bright side,
the picture may be bigger than the article.
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You all should meet. This is Jack Hammond
from Advertising Age.
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Roger Sterling and Pete Campbell.
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I hope we're not interrupting this crisp
and engaging portrait you're painting.
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Steady there.
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-What happened there?
-Korea.
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We're grateful for your sacrifice. Peter.
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Jack. Well, it's nice to meet you all.
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Yeah, I'd love to bend your ear
when I finish my book.
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Certainly.
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Don, it was a pleasure.
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-I look forward to the article.
-We all do.
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My uncle lost his leg hitching a trailer.
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He used to ask me to scratch his toes.
He didn't have any.
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-We don't have time, Roger.
-One quick pop, Louise.
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All right. Where is this party?
The Sheraton?
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A wooden leg.
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They're so cheap
they can't even afford a whole reporter.
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I'm Peter Campbell,
and I'm assuming you're Jim.
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-Yeah.
-And this must be Murray.
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Bob. Murray stayed in Portland.
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Too bad. Missing jackhammer season.
Roger Sterling.
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-And you must be Donald Draper.
-Don.
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Bob.
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We're very, very excited
you had time to meet with us, Don.
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Murray told us Y&R had done Glo-Coat.
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Turns out everybody in New York,
except him, knows it's you.
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And I think they're a little jealous.
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Can't tell who the client is here.
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I know a little, but what we need to know,
what Don needs to know is,
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what exactly is your concern?
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Well, I must say I'm getting tired of
saying this today.
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Next time, just have one meeting.
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We at Jantzen have had
a steady 25% bite of the apple.
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But the two-piece is most of our concern.
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You have a great bikini.
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I've spent some time with the catalog,
and I would say no concerns at all.
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It's not a bikini.
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Bikini is underwear you wear to the beach.
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We make a two-piece bathing suit.
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We're a family company.
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And nowadays it's tough to make a dent
if your ads don't look like a girlie magazine.
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Do you want women who want bikinis
to buy your two-piece,
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or do you just want to make sure
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women who want a two-piece
don't suddenly buy a bikini?
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My Lord.
That question just tied a knot in my brain.
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Our competitors get bigger
the smaller they make that swimsuit.
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We don't do that.
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We would like to find a way
without playing in the gutter.
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And that's just who our customers are.
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Right now.
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I love how they sit there
like a couple of choirboys.
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You know one of them is leaving New York
with VD.
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-Where the hell have you been?
-What's the problem?
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-Don!
-Can you give me a minute?
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I don't mind waiting.
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How'd it go?
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Get back to work.
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How was your interview?
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Count to 100 and buzz me.
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You missed Jeff Atherton.
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He came here expressly to see you.
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I'm sorry, I didn't know he was coming,
and I don't know who that is.
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You have no idea
how tiny this place looks to a stranger.
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Did you tell him about the second floor?
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I refuse to be any part of that charade.
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I wanted an office downtown. We overspent.
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We could have got a lot more for our money.
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And we could have had a conference table.
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Atherton thought the lack
of a conference table was deliberate.
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He felt that a circle of chairs
demands a conversation.
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About why there is no table.
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They loved you.
What exactly is the problem?
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Well, first of all, they're prudes.
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Second of all, Y&R was standing
in the hallway when we left.
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-You've been on a cattle call before.
-When the competition was fair.
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Every hour of my time has to be accounted
for in the growth of this company.
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Get me in a room where I have a chance.
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In the end, it's going to come down to
big versus small.
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There's two firms in the middle,
Kenyon & Eckhardt and D'Arcy.
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They'll cancel each other out.
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Y&R has six floors of creative.
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They can throw bodies at this account
for weeks.
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We don't have that kind of firepower.
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We don't have to. We're the scrappy upstart.
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You don't say that to the clients, do you?
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-Your accountant is waiting.
-Send him in.
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Creatively, Y&R is not capable of living
in this neighborhood.
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You know why?
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Because you don't work there.
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John.
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Marsha.
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John.
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Marsha.
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John.
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Happy Thanksgiving.
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My mother's gonna be over the moon.
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Enjoy it. it's the last thing
we're going to get from them.
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-What?
-Did you kill Sugarberry?
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That's a third of my work.
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Stop jumping to conclusions.
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I guess when Kreutzer said
they were going to send us all hams,
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he really meant one in a cardboard box
with no note.
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It's about as subtle as an atomic bomb.
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Maybe they're cheap.
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Do you honestly think this is a good sign?
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-The work was old-fashioned.
-And whose fault is that?
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Well, testing at four supermarkets
in Queens.
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How much were they spending? Nothing.
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If the test was a success,
they would have gone national,
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and it could be a big account.
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Damn it!
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I thought we were getting on a streak.
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Does this mean
I'm down to two days a week?
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Don hated the work.
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Put the ham on his desk.
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He's probably having Thanksgiving dinner
alone in there.
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That's not nice.
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Marsha!
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I'm serious.
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I have a life insurance policy.
It's a company policy.
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It pays the company, not the family.
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What do you think?
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It wouldn't be bad
to have a little security for the kids.
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According to this,
I'm already a wealthy man.
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Uncle Sam will take a healthy bite.
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He already has.
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And the only other issue is the house.
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What about it?
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Well, October 1st,
she was supposed to be out.
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It seemed so far away
when we agreed to that.
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Get her and him out of there and sell it.
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I can call Ben Michaelson
and have him draft a doozy.
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Start World War III?
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You're carrying a mortgage, plus insurance,
and taxes for a house you don't live in.
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Leave it alone.
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So how are your balls?
Are you enjoying yourself?
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Come on.
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"I don't want it like this. I want it like that.
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"Not too much of that, just a little like this."
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And then they look at it,
and they don't like it.
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Two of their test markets
are in Jewish neighborhoods.
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They're idiots.
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How much does it cost
for us to buy all the product?
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Too much, and we'd have to do it every day.
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So how much does it cost for us to get
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100 women to line up at one store
one afternoon,
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clean them out once?
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One hundred people?
Do you know how big a line that is?
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People would talk about it.
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-It's a PR stunt.
-We don't do that.
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-Why not?
-Because you can't charge for it.
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So what?
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Two women fighting over one ham,
but they have to really fight.
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They have to get arrested or something.
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Because it's the last ham.
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We don't have to write a play.
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It's Thanksgiving.
They're shopping, the stakes are very high.
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Old Chuck Dewey could probably get a story
in the Daily News for a case of something.
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$25 per actress.
We could get Gladys what's-her-name.
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Who's the old lady
who never takes off her mittens?
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I don't have any money.
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-John!
-Marsha!
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I can use my expense account
if I say they're whores.
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Top-shelf liquor, what's that gonna run?
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Harry gets a case a month for sticking
his nose up some guy's ass at NBC.
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Should I run it by Don?
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Really?
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We'll see. I'll call casting.
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Good. I got you when you're vulnerable.
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What do you need?
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Someone white to carve our turkey.
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I can't, Roger. I have plans.
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You told me that.
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Then you told me you had the kids
the day after.
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But you never said no
to Jane's friend Bethany.
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No.
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I was thinking the other day
about what happens when you leave here,
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and it made me very upset.
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I could say the same thing.
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I'll paint you the picture that's in my mind,
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but if it's true, I might kill myself.
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I've hardly been a monk.
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Forget that she knows Jane.
This girl's terrific.
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She looks like Virginia Mayo, she's 25,
Mount Holyoke gymnastics team.
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See her this weekend.
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You hit it off, come Turkey Day,
maybe you can stuff her.
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Sweetheart, 8:00 Saturday night,
Jimmy's La Grange.
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For beauty and the beast.
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Roger.
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They have chicken Kiev.
The butter squirts everywhere.
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Hello, Mr. Draper.
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Hello, Celia.
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I made you some pork chops.
They're good cold, too.
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I look forward to it.
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But you don't eat nothing.
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Have you seen my shine kit?
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I put it on the top of the closet.
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The children coming this weekend?
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No. You need to put things back
where you found them.
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I didn't want to leave it
in the middle of the floor.
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Okay, good night.
You have a good weekend.
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And eat something.
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Let me out of here!
231
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Let me out of here!
232
00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:03,431
Let me out of here!
233
00:14:06,888 --> 00:14:10,563
Footprints on a wet floor
That's no longer a hanging offense.
234
00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:15,902
Glo-Coat's patented formula
goes on easy and dries in seconds.
235
00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:22,634
So how do you know Jane?
236
00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:27,219
Before you ask me all the questions,
you have to let me finish one glass.
237
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:30,305
I don't have to ask you any questions.
238
00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:36,903
I think I'm actually nervous.
I haven't done this since college.
239
00:15:36,978 --> 00:15:40,107
Not that it was so long ago,
although it seems like it.
240
00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:41,941
I borrowed a dress.
241
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,778
You sat down so fast
I didn't get a good look.
242
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:46,325
Do you want to see it?
243
00:16:01,669 --> 00:16:03,797
I can't believe I did that.
244
00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:07,801
It's hard to believe there are two girls
who can wear that.
245
00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:12,559
Don, I want to lift a shadow off this evening.
246
00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:15,020
I Know this is your first date.
247
00:16:15,349 --> 00:16:17,067
First that Roger was involved in.
248
00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:19,774
Of course. I'm sure. It's just...
249
00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:25,034
I'm breaking a lot of my rules
seeing a divorced man.
250
00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:29,581
But Jane has made you her personal cause.
251
00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:34,749
And there are so many real problems
in the world.
252
00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:39,795
I know. The world is so dark right now.
253
00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:42,213
The country?
254
00:16:44,295 --> 00:16:48,016
My goodness, you've made me
feel very serious all of a sudden.
255
00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:51,310
I don't know if I can make you feel better
about the world.
256
00:16:51,594 --> 00:16:56,100
One of the boys killed in Mississippi,
Andrew Goodman, he was from here.
257
00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:59,978
A girlfriend of mine
knew him from summer camp.
258
00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:03,031
Is that what it takes to change things?
259
00:17:06,317 --> 00:17:07,785
What do you do?
260
00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:10,405
I'm an actress.
261
00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:12,490
But right now I'm a super in the opera.
262
00:17:12,907 --> 00:17:14,033
And what is that?
263
00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:16,202
A supernumerary.
264
00:17:16,661 --> 00:17:18,629
We're the actors that till the stage.
265
00:17:19,664 --> 00:17:20,756
Like the chorus?
266
00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:22,967
No singing.
267
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:26,387
I do a lot of mock drinking. I'm a wench.
268
00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:30,512
I'm a courtesan. Part of a harem.
269
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:32,510
It depends on the opera.
270
00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:36,435
That is truly fascinating.
271
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:41,486
I love the music, and I love backstage.
272
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:44,739
Our costumes are as good as the singers'.
273
00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:47,192
And I love the stories.
274
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,202
They're very romantic.
275
00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:52,363
Have you been?
276
00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:54,915
I have.
277
00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:57,961
But only for business,
so I've never enjoyed it.
278
00:17:58,286 --> 00:18:00,835
Well, then you must come as my guest.
279
00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:06,799
They give the supers tickets
instead of paying a decent wage.
280
00:18:07,295 --> 00:18:08,296
Madam?
281
00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:11,216
I don't even need to look. Chicken Kiev.
282
00:18:11,674 --> 00:18:12,891
They make you wear a bib.
283
00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:15,807
Come on. Let's have some fun.
284
00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:18,981
Two chicken Kievs.
285
00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:29,908
The Barbizon.
286
00:18:29,984 --> 00:18:31,452
I bet that would make a great opera.
287
00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:33,829
It would.
288
00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:36,324
Well, I guess this is "good night."
289
00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:39,000
Okay.
290
00:18:41,704 --> 00:18:43,172
Good night.
291
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:48,678
So am I gonna see you
at Roger and Jane's for Thanksgiving?
292
00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:53,467
It's tempting, but I have plans.
293
00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:58,267
I'm sure the holidays must be very complex.
294
00:19:15,196 --> 00:19:18,951
It may have been a while since you've had to
pick up on messages,
295
00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:21,661
but I want to see you again.
296
00:19:21,869 --> 00:19:23,963
How about right now?
297
00:19:24,038 --> 00:19:27,963
I stopped the meter. We can start it again.
It'll be like I just picked you up.
298
00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:30,553
Will you please take a weak no?
299
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:34,132
Let's see where we are New Year's Eve.
300
00:19:34,382 --> 00:19:37,431
-If it's meant to be, it'll keep.
-Let me walk you in.
301
00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:40,680
No. I know that trick.
302
00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:07,547
Waverly and 6th Avenue.
303
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:13,429
I think you both
really acquitted yourselves well.
304
00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:17,555
She doesn't know when to stop.
You don't know when to stop.
305
00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:20,136
My objective was to get the ham.
306
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:23,098
No one told you to hit me.
That wasn't part of it.
307
00:20:23,848 --> 00:20:26,647
The important thing is that...
Here's Mr. Campbell.
308
00:20:29,937 --> 00:20:32,281
I've been assured
that you ladies can look for your names
309
00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:34,609
and perhaps your picture
in Monday's Daily News.
310
00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:35,867
What section?
311
00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:38,287
It's the Daily News. it's one big section.
312
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:43,121
All in all, not a bad way to spend a Sunday.
313
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:47,876
Can you go back to the market
and get me some aspirin?
314
00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:51,880
We probably shouldn't have
any more contact for the time being.
315
00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:54,049
Shall we?
316
00:20:58,632 --> 00:21:02,387
We really appreciate your talent
and, of course, your discretion.
317
00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:04,475
You hurt me.
318
00:21:04,555 --> 00:21:06,148
Ladies, ladies, ladies!
319
00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:08,559
Daisy!
320
00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:09,859
Walk her to the train.
321
00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:13,776
-Are you okay, dear?
-Yeah.
322
00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:17,280
Let's get you in a cab.
323
00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:22,661
Morning.
324
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:24,833
Welcome back. How was Los Angeles?
325
00:21:25,326 --> 00:21:26,578
Very hard to leave.
326
00:21:27,828 --> 00:21:29,501
I would love a vacation.
327
00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:33,255
It wasn't a vacation.
I had a lot of tsuris with Lucy and Desi.
328
00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:35,336
Has someone been using my office?
329
00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:37,216
Mr. Sterling doesn't have a television.
330
00:21:38,088 --> 00:21:41,183
I'm calling a meeting for 11:00.
No, make it 1:00.
331
00:21:41,258 --> 00:21:44,387
-Do we have a table yet?
-1:30, and no.
332
00:21:46,055 --> 00:21:47,557
-Hi.
-Yes?
333
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:48,766
Do you know where the Secor rough cut is?
334
00:21:48,849 --> 00:21:50,101
I got it!
335
00:21:52,895 --> 00:21:53,942
Don't you want to know why?
336
00:21:55,898 --> 00:21:57,525
I sold the Jai Alai TV special.
337
00:21:58,776 --> 00:21:59,777
Really?
338
00:22:00,277 --> 00:22:03,827
ABC, they're moving towards all these
eccentric sporting events, go-karts.
339
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:06,033
Well, that's very exciting.
340
00:22:06,242 --> 00:22:07,960
Can you get someone to track down
a cup of coffee for me?
341
00:22:08,035 --> 00:22:09,378
And I'd love a grapefruit juice-
342
00:22:09,453 --> 00:22:11,547
And, Joan, that is my news.
343
00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:14,050
I won't even tell people after it's aired.
344
00:22:19,421 --> 00:22:20,593
Good morning, Mr. Draper.
345
00:22:22,550 --> 00:22:24,644
Don, can I speak with you for a minute?
346
00:22:31,892 --> 00:22:33,189
Morning.
347
00:22:33,894 --> 00:22:37,319
-Lane, would you excuse us for a minute?
-Of course.
348
00:22:37,398 --> 00:22:39,196
Good morning, Don.
349
00:22:44,154 --> 00:22:49,126
You know, no one who's ever been
associated with an actual event
350
00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:51,374
has thought it's been portrayed honestly
in the newspaper.
351
00:22:55,416 --> 00:22:59,637
"Donald Draper, or Don as he is known,
perhaps in an attempt to appear humble,
352
00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:01,089
"is a handsome cipher.
353
00:23:02,923 --> 00:23:04,596
"One imagines somewhere in an attic
354
00:23:04,675 --> 00:23:07,804
"there's a painting of him
that's rapidly aging."
355
00:23:08,596 --> 00:23:10,348
For a guy from Ad Age, he can really write.
356
00:23:10,431 --> 00:23:12,980
-He also says you're married.
-Jesus.
357
00:23:13,934 --> 00:23:16,107
He never asked me that.
Did he check any facts?
358
00:23:16,186 --> 00:23:19,611
You didn't give him any facts.
He had to make some assumptions.
359
00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:23,945
My job is to write ads,
not go around talking about who I am.
360
00:23:24,028 --> 00:23:26,201
Who knows who you are?
361
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:29,784
This was supposed to be
an advertisement for the firm.
362
00:23:29,867 --> 00:23:32,290
-Why do you have so many copies?
-I bought one to read.
363
00:23:32,369 --> 00:23:35,999
I was going to buy one
to frame in reception, and then I read it.
364
00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:38,175
I just wanted to get them all
before anyone else did.
365
00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:40,378
It'll be lining bird cages by Friday.
366
00:23:40,461 --> 00:23:41,963
This is a missed opportunity.
367
00:23:42,796 --> 00:23:46,096
You turned all the sizzle from Glo-Coat
into a wet fart.
368
00:23:46,467 --> 00:23:47,969
Plus, you sound like a prick.
369
00:23:48,594 --> 00:23:50,187
Well, it's done.
370
00:23:51,472 --> 00:23:53,440
I learned a valuable lesson.
371
00:23:53,515 --> 00:23:54,983
Stay away from one-legged reporters.
372
00:23:55,059 --> 00:23:58,984
Yeah, I was thinking about that.
Who is he to criticize anybody?
373
00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:03,158
Just so you don't kill yourself,
there was some good news.
374
00:24:03,233 --> 00:24:07,113
Jane's friend found you to be charming.
Although a little grabby in the car.
375
00:24:07,821 --> 00:24:09,368
That is good news. Thank you.
376
00:24:09,531 --> 00:24:12,000
She liked you. Maybe you should have
fondled Peg-Leg Pete.
377
00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:14,913
They raise you up and they knock you down.
378
00:24:14,995 --> 00:24:16,417
I don't know
what I could have done differently.
379
00:24:16,497 --> 00:24:19,842
I believe that you were being modest,
but he didn't.
380
00:24:20,042 --> 00:24:23,888
I'm sorry, but after the year you've had,
it's just not appropriate anymore.
381
00:24:29,176 --> 00:24:30,644
He's expecting us!
382
00:24:32,596 --> 00:24:34,519
-Is Joey coming?
-I'm here.
383
00:24:36,266 --> 00:24:37,688
Why can't you come to our office?
384
00:24:38,268 --> 00:24:39,861
Do you want to hear
what Sugarberry said or not?
385
00:24:39,937 --> 00:24:41,029
Shoot.
386
00:24:41,689 --> 00:24:43,987
It was uproarious. First it's Darryl,
387
00:24:44,066 --> 00:24:46,444
and he tells me about how they
stared at the article all day yesterday,
388
00:24:46,527 --> 00:24:48,029
worrying about a lawsuit.
389
00:24:48,112 --> 00:24:51,412
So I hang up and debate whether or not
to tell Don, throw myself on my sword.
390
00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:54,460
And then Kreutzer calls to tell me
other papers picked up the story.
391
00:24:54,535 --> 00:24:56,537
And I think, "He knows it's us,"
but how could he?
392
00:24:56,870 --> 00:25:00,545
And he said everyone, especially Darryl,
was very excited.
393
00:25:01,250 --> 00:25:03,344
And then he gets Christian.
394
00:25:03,419 --> 00:25:05,387
He's sorry someone got hurt,
395
00:25:05,462 --> 00:25:09,137
but more people will taste their ham now,
and they'll love it.
396
00:25:09,633 --> 00:25:10,850
It's beautiful.
397
00:25:10,926 --> 00:25:12,599
How do you put something like this
in your book?
398
00:25:12,678 --> 00:25:14,180
You can't. We can't even charge them.
399
00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:17,441
Well, it wouldn't be a bad idea for them
to increase their media budget.
400
00:25:17,725 --> 00:25:19,944
-Seize the moment.
-With more crappy ads?
401
00:25:20,060 --> 00:25:22,154
-Hopefully not.
-You use it.
402
00:25:23,355 --> 00:25:25,983
"The winner of the ham battle is you."
403
00:25:26,191 --> 00:25:27,192
Can you imagine?
404
00:25:27,276 --> 00:25:30,405
Lane's dentures would drop out of his head
if we came in with an additional buy.
405
00:25:33,574 --> 00:25:36,077
"Our hams are worth fighting for."
406
00:25:38,287 --> 00:25:42,588
A cartoon pilgrim and an Indian
in a tug of war with the ham.
407
00:25:43,625 --> 00:25:45,218
Old ladies will smile.
408
00:25:45,794 --> 00:25:48,013
Why didn't you pitch that two months ago?
It's good on its own.
409
00:25:48,338 --> 00:25:50,261
A slogan's nothing
when you have a good idea.
410
00:25:51,759 --> 00:25:54,012
Black crayon. I need it in an hour.
411
00:25:54,094 --> 00:25:55,721
Chop-chop, Joey.
412
00:25:58,098 --> 00:26:00,351
Clara, could you get Darryl for me
at Sugarberry?
413
00:26:00,434 --> 00:26:01,731
Tell him it's urgent.
414
00:26:02,061 --> 00:26:03,608
I may need you.
415
00:26:05,355 --> 00:26:07,653
Horace Cook, Jr. It's urgent.
416
00:26:08,776 --> 00:26:10,949
Ho-Ho. How was Tijuana?
417
00:26:12,404 --> 00:26:14,122
I have to say, it's a very flattering picture.
418
00:26:15,783 --> 00:26:17,751
And I don't think I'd mind
being described that way.
419
00:26:17,826 --> 00:26:20,204
Mr. Crane, you're a salesman.
420
00:26:20,287 --> 00:26:22,631
You do not want to be known as mysterious.
421
00:26:22,706 --> 00:26:24,674
There'll be no further discussion.
422
00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:28,504
I just got off the phone with Ho-Ho.
Jai Alai is leaving.
423
00:26:28,796 --> 00:26:30,798
-What?
-it's over.
424
00:26:31,090 --> 00:26:33,559
Bullshit. I just sold a TV special to ABC.
425
00:26:33,717 --> 00:26:37,062
Well, apparently Don didn't mention them
in the article.
426
00:26:38,555 --> 00:26:41,399
I didn't mention anyone.
That's the reporter's job.
427
00:26:44,019 --> 00:26:45,236
Spectacular.
428
00:26:45,312 --> 00:26:47,610
What the hell's Ho-Ho doing
reading Ad Age?
429
00:26:47,689 --> 00:26:48,690
Fix it.
430
00:26:48,857 --> 00:26:52,657
Todd got all the partners from CGC to call,
and they worked them up and down.
431
00:26:52,736 --> 00:26:55,580
-They told him we laugh about him.
-I don't!
432
00:26:55,656 --> 00:26:58,751
Get him on the phone, get him in here
or camp out in his driveway.
433
00:26:58,826 --> 00:27:00,043
He hung up on me.
434
00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:04,373
I think he was crying.
435
00:27:06,416 --> 00:27:08,839
How much was left in Ho-Ho anyway?
436
00:27:09,503 --> 00:27:11,972
We'll survive with Jai Alai off our list.
437
00:27:12,047 --> 00:27:14,766
We will survive, but for how long?
438
00:27:14,842 --> 00:27:18,847
The loss of Jai Alai
makes Lucky Strike 71% of our billings.
439
00:27:18,929 --> 00:27:21,182
It's an untenably insecure position.
440
00:27:24,685 --> 00:27:27,029
Harry, why don't you call
and pretend like you don't Know any of this.
441
00:27:27,521 --> 00:27:29,523
Give it an hour so he'll take the call.
442
00:27:29,606 --> 00:27:33,327
I wish we really had a second floor
so I could jump off it.
443
00:27:41,201 --> 00:27:44,250
I'm going to have to get you
another interview.
444
00:27:45,205 --> 00:27:46,752
The Wall Street Journal.
445
00:27:46,832 --> 00:27:50,132
And what do I do differently?
I told him the truth.
446
00:27:51,044 --> 00:27:53,888
Who gives a crap what I say anyway?
My work speaks for me.
447
00:27:54,131 --> 00:27:57,886
Turning creative success into business
is your work.
448
00:27:58,510 --> 00:28:00,512
And you've failed.
449
00:28:09,646 --> 00:28:11,023
It'll pass.
450
00:28:18,363 --> 00:28:19,785
Happy Thanksgiving, everybody.
451
00:28:19,865 --> 00:28:21,663
Happy Thanksgiving.
452
00:28:22,284 --> 00:28:23,661
We started without you.
453
00:28:23,744 --> 00:28:26,748
Grandma Pauline, I told you Mother's
was at noon. We already ate.
454
00:28:26,830 --> 00:28:29,925
Well, you're supposed to overeat
on Thanksgiving.
455
00:28:30,167 --> 00:28:31,669
Thank you.
456
00:28:31,752 --> 00:28:33,754
Jamie, you'll have something?
457
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:36,757
We missed dessert.
458
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:38,934
You're next to your father.
459
00:28:39,843 --> 00:28:41,220
Put up some coffee, dear.
460
00:28:41,303 --> 00:28:43,852
-Hi, Daddy.
-Isn't that sweet?
461
00:28:46,433 --> 00:28:47,935
We didn't forget you.
462
00:28:51,104 --> 00:28:52,071
What do you say?
463
00:28:52,147 --> 00:28:53,490
-Thank you.
-Thanks.
464
00:28:53,565 --> 00:28:55,067
After you eat.
465
00:28:58,070 --> 00:28:59,788
The traffic was simply murder.
466
00:29:00,656 --> 00:29:02,829
That's because
that's what's become of this country.
467
00:29:02,908 --> 00:29:04,956
Everyone has two Thanksgivings to go to.
468
00:29:06,036 --> 00:29:09,131
Maybe we have twice as much
to be thankful for.
469
00:29:15,254 --> 00:29:16,927
Don't you like the food, dear?
470
00:29:17,130 --> 00:29:19,804
-No.
-Sally Draper, that's rude.
471
00:29:20,384 --> 00:29:23,479
-You love cranberry sauce.
-It has seeds in it.
472
00:29:24,179 --> 00:29:26,147
-How about the sweet potato?
-I'm not hungry.
473
00:29:27,307 --> 00:29:29,309
Look, there's marshmallow.
474
00:29:35,399 --> 00:29:36,651
Oh, Lord.
475
00:29:39,319 --> 00:29:41,242
She might have a fever.
476
00:29:42,155 --> 00:29:44,533
-I'm sorry.
-it's all right, dear.
477
00:29:45,075 --> 00:29:46,873
Isabel, can you bring a rag?
478
00:29:47,577 --> 00:29:49,329
Stop pinching me!
479
00:29:54,710 --> 00:29:56,678
I love sweet potatoes.
480
00:30:01,675 --> 00:30:02,847
Isabel.
481
00:30:06,013 --> 00:30:07,731
Happy Thanksgiving.
482
00:30:14,730 --> 00:30:15,731
Do you want a drink?
483
00:30:16,064 --> 00:30:18,567
I don't have much time.
I have supper with my family.
484
00:30:19,693 --> 00:30:20,945
Of course you do.
485
00:30:21,028 --> 00:30:23,076
Should I not have mentioned my family?
486
00:30:23,155 --> 00:30:24,577
I never know how you're going to react.
487
00:30:25,115 --> 00:30:26,708
No, that's fine.
488
00:30:37,544 --> 00:30:40,263
-Let me take off my brassiere.
-No. In a minute.
489
00:30:40,881 --> 00:30:42,883
Stop telling me what to do.
I know what you want.
490
00:30:44,051 --> 00:30:45,303
So do it.
491
00:30:48,972 --> 00:30:50,224
Harder.
492
00:30:53,143 --> 00:30:54,144
Again.
493
00:31:05,864 --> 00:31:07,207
Hold on.
494
00:31:14,498 --> 00:31:16,421
Surprise. It's for you.
495
00:31:20,420 --> 00:31:22,013
Why did you answer it?
496
00:31:22,089 --> 00:31:24,888
It was the third try. I couldn't take it.
497
00:31:28,762 --> 00:31:31,015
-Hello?
-Happy Thanksgiving.
498
00:31:32,099 --> 00:31:33,225
Happy Thanksgiving.
499
00:31:33,433 --> 00:31:36,277
I'm sorry to bother you.
I didn't know you'd have guests.
500
00:31:36,686 --> 00:31:37,733
What's wrong?
501
00:31:38,814 --> 00:31:41,658
I need $280 for bail.
502
00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:43,993
Bye.
503
00:31:45,278 --> 00:31:46,279
Where are you?
504
00:31:46,822 --> 00:31:48,449
It's not for me.
505
00:31:52,619 --> 00:31:54,371
Spit it out, honey.
506
00:31:55,872 --> 00:31:57,749
You're going to laugh.
507
00:31:59,459 --> 00:32:04,465
Pete and I hired some actresses
to get in a fight over a Sugarberry ham.
508
00:32:05,006 --> 00:32:06,633
You know, as a stunt.
509
00:32:07,092 --> 00:32:09,971
We got them to increase their media budget.
510
00:32:11,304 --> 00:32:12,305
Hello?
511
00:32:12,973 --> 00:32:14,145
I'm here.
512
00:32:14,307 --> 00:32:18,278
Well, one of them pressed charges
against the other for assault.
513
00:32:18,603 --> 00:32:22,153
It's $80 bail and $100 apiece
to keep their mouths shut.
514
00:32:22,858 --> 00:32:24,326
And it has to happen today.
515
00:32:25,402 --> 00:32:26,403
Call Pete!
516
00:32:28,155 --> 00:32:29,702
Do you think you're my first call?
517
00:32:33,827 --> 00:32:35,670
Hello. I'm so sorry to bother you.
518
00:32:35,871 --> 00:32:38,920
-I ought to let you twist in the wind.
-It still worked out.
519
00:32:38,999 --> 00:32:41,422
-You'll be very happy.
-I'm not happy.
520
00:32:41,501 --> 00:32:45,051
And I don't think it's funny or cute.
You run something like that by me first.
521
00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:47,386
I would have kept you
from looking like an idiot,
522
00:32:47,466 --> 00:32:49,560
or worse yet, making me look like one.
Is that what you want?
523
00:32:51,303 --> 00:32:52,771
You want people
to think we're idiots, Peggy?
524
00:32:53,180 --> 00:32:57,310
Hey, there's no reason for name-calling.
She's been agonizing.
525
00:32:57,392 --> 00:32:58,439
Who are you?
526
00:32:58,518 --> 00:33:00,862
I'm her fiancé.
527
00:33:01,855 --> 00:33:02,902
Mark, don't.
528
00:33:02,981 --> 00:33:06,110
Why'd you bring him up here
if you didn't want him involved?
529
00:33:07,277 --> 00:33:09,700
I know. I'm sorry, Don.
530
00:33:14,284 --> 00:33:16,286
-Fiancé?
-It just came out.
531
00:33:23,835 --> 00:33:25,633
Did you put the dog out?
532
00:33:25,712 --> 00:33:29,262
It's cold outside.
But I locked her in the laundry room.
533
00:33:35,055 --> 00:33:36,898
It's not cold in here.
534
00:33:52,405 --> 00:33:53,577
Sally.
535
00:33:54,241 --> 00:33:56,039
I was calling Daddy.
536
00:33:56,910 --> 00:33:58,082
Hello?
537
00:33:59,371 --> 00:34:01,248
I wanted to wish him a happy Thanksgiving.
538
00:34:01,748 --> 00:34:03,671
You'll see him tomorrow.
539
00:34:03,750 --> 00:34:06,674
You want to call him to complain
about how awful I am?
540
00:34:06,753 --> 00:34:09,506
Don't expect any sympathy
when he hears my side of the story.
541
00:34:09,798 --> 00:34:11,550
-Don't!
-Go to bed.
542
00:34:18,765 --> 00:34:22,440
I'm going to have them
take that phone out of the hallway.
543
00:34:30,819 --> 00:34:33,038
Tomorrow, when the kids go,
544
00:34:33,113 --> 00:34:36,993
why don't we have Carla take the baby,
and we'll drive to a nice dinner?
545
00:34:38,159 --> 00:34:39,581
Maybe Essex.
546
00:34:40,870 --> 00:34:42,497
The Griswold Inn.
547
00:34:44,374 --> 00:34:45,500
Okay.
548
00:34:50,255 --> 00:34:52,132
I'm really full, Betty.
549
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:02,817
Daddy!
550
00:35:03,893 --> 00:35:04,985
Dad.
551
00:35:07,897 --> 00:35:11,026
-How much turkey did you eat?
-I ate everything.
552
00:35:13,236 --> 00:35:15,034
-Hello, Daddy.
-Hello.
553
00:35:18,992 --> 00:35:20,335
9:00 tomorrow night.
554
00:35:20,577 --> 00:35:23,080
-Where's the baby?
-I had Carla take him.
555
00:35:23,163 --> 00:35:25,382
You weren't going to.
Henry and I have plans.
556
00:35:25,457 --> 00:35:26,549
I'd like to see him.
557
00:35:29,294 --> 00:35:31,012
-Hello, Don.
-Henry.
558
00:35:32,839 --> 00:35:34,512
Come on, let's go.
559
00:35:53,109 --> 00:35:54,531
Garage door.
560
00:35:58,865 --> 00:36:00,037
What are you doing?
561
00:36:00,867 --> 00:36:02,039
You know what I'm doing.
562
00:36:10,043 --> 00:36:12,387
The button fell off my pajamas.
563
00:36:14,130 --> 00:36:16,974
-I'll sew it on in the morning.
-You know how to sew?
564
00:36:17,050 --> 00:36:19,473
I can do a button. I'll show you.
565
00:36:26,309 --> 00:36:29,062
I'll leave the light on in the bathroom
so there won't be any more problems, okay?
566
00:36:29,145 --> 00:36:30,317
Okay.
567
00:36:30,397 --> 00:36:31,819
Good night, Daddy.
568
00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:36,911
Good night, both of you.
569
00:37:20,405 --> 00:37:22,282
Do you have your key?
570
00:37:38,465 --> 00:37:40,684
-Hello?
-Maybe they're asleep.
571
00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:44,221
Go upstairs.
572
00:38:17,670 --> 00:38:19,263
What the hell is the dog doing in the house?
573
00:38:20,673 --> 00:38:22,391
You run up to bed. I'll wait.
574
00:38:22,675 --> 00:38:23,972
For what?
575
00:38:27,764 --> 00:38:28,765
It's almost 10:00.
576
00:38:29,224 --> 00:38:31,602
-I thought you said 10:00.
-She didn't.
577
00:38:31,684 --> 00:38:33,482
I've waited for you plenty of times.
578
00:38:35,021 --> 00:38:36,273
Henry, do you mind?
579
00:38:37,524 --> 00:38:39,367
-Betty?
-it's okay.
580
00:38:39,692 --> 00:38:41,410
Does that mean I should stay or not stay?
581
00:38:41,736 --> 00:38:42,783
Stay.
582
00:38:47,367 --> 00:38:48,835
When are you moving out?
583
00:38:49,452 --> 00:38:50,704
I don't know.
584
00:38:50,787 --> 00:38:52,289
Well, you were supposed to be out
a month ago.
585
00:38:53,122 --> 00:38:55,216
We haven't found the right place
for the kids.
586
00:38:55,458 --> 00:38:58,428
Well, either do as we agreed,
or I'm gonna need to collect rent.
587
00:38:58,503 --> 00:38:59,504
What?
588
00:39:00,171 --> 00:39:01,923
Or you could just buy it from me
if you want to.
589
00:39:02,549 --> 00:39:06,224
-I can't believe you.
-Don, it's temporary.
590
00:39:06,427 --> 00:39:08,555
Believe me, Henry,
everybody thinks this is temporary.
591
00:39:10,598 --> 00:39:11,975
Good night.
592
00:39:17,564 --> 00:39:19,237
He has some nerve.
593
00:39:20,608 --> 00:39:23,908
I know you don't want to hear this,
but he's right.
594
00:39:25,738 --> 00:39:28,867
Haven't the kids been through
enough change already?
595
00:39:28,950 --> 00:39:33,376
-I can't just uproot them with no place to go.
-You're not even looking.
596
00:39:33,788 --> 00:39:35,790
There's nothing out there,
and he doesn't decide.
597
00:39:47,176 --> 00:39:49,429
Miss Olson is here to see you.
598
00:39:54,392 --> 00:39:55,814
Send her in.
599
00:40:01,774 --> 00:40:03,321
They sent one for each of us.
600
00:40:05,820 --> 00:40:07,538
Could have just as easily fired us.
601
00:40:07,655 --> 00:40:10,625
But they didn't,
because they sold more hams.
602
00:40:11,284 --> 00:40:14,037
And now you get to tell them why
if you want.
603
00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:15,292
I think they'll be impressed.
604
00:40:17,332 --> 00:40:18,504
Well, I'm not.
605
00:40:20,418 --> 00:40:23,092
I try and stay away
from these kinds of shenanigans.
606
00:40:23,171 --> 00:40:25,094
But I guess you knew that
or you would have told me.
607
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:28,343
It was going great until it wasn't.
608
00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:31,312
Thanks for the ham.
609
00:40:33,222 --> 00:40:35,145
I should have told you.
610
00:40:37,060 --> 00:40:38,983
Since when do you have a fiance?
611
00:40:40,188 --> 00:40:41,440
I don't.
612
00:40:43,399 --> 00:40:45,117
But you didn't have to do that that way.
613
00:40:45,443 --> 00:40:47,741
You brought him with you because
you thought I wouldn't embarrass you.
614
00:40:48,446 --> 00:40:49,993
At least I'm thinking ahead.
615
00:40:50,490 --> 00:40:52,834
Doesn't always work, does it?
616
00:40:55,328 --> 00:40:58,423
You need to think a little bit more
about the image of this agency.
617
00:40:59,499 --> 00:41:01,092
Well, nobody knows about the ham stunt,
618
00:41:01,167 --> 00:41:04,512
so our image remains
pretty much where you left it.
619
00:41:06,339 --> 00:41:08,341
I won't need you
in the Jantzen presentation.
620
00:41:08,841 --> 00:41:10,013
Now you're being spiteful.
621
00:41:10,551 --> 00:41:14,055
No, I just think it would be better
not to have a girl in the room.
622
00:41:18,184 --> 00:41:21,563
You know something?
We are all here because of you.
623
00:41:23,606 --> 00:41:25,825
All we want to do is please you.
624
00:41:34,492 --> 00:41:38,167
Why don't I put them in the pantry?
Christmas is around the corner.
625
00:41:38,246 --> 00:41:40,248
Put them in the basement.
626
00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:44,051
Did the children like their gifts?
627
00:41:45,336 --> 00:41:46,588
They did.
628
00:41:49,424 --> 00:41:51,847
It's nice the holiday is memorable
in some other way.
629
00:41:52,844 --> 00:41:55,518
I'm sorry a little girl
spoiled your Thanksgiving.
630
00:41:55,596 --> 00:41:57,269
Next time I'll tell her not to get sick.
631
00:41:58,141 --> 00:42:02,066
I've raised children in my life, Henry.
They're terrified of her.
632
00:42:02,353 --> 00:42:04,606
You don't know any of the people
you're talking about.
633
00:42:04,689 --> 00:42:07,067
Well, I know what you see in her.
634
00:42:07,150 --> 00:42:09,573
And you could have gotten it
without marrying.
635
00:42:09,819 --> 00:42:13,915
Why can't you give her a chance?
She loves you.
636
00:42:14,157 --> 00:42:15,909
She's a silly woman.
637
00:42:16,701 --> 00:42:21,457
Honestly, Henry. I don't know
how you can stand living in that man's dirt.
638
00:42:29,756 --> 00:42:32,009
You go to the swimming pool,
you go to the beach,
639
00:42:32,091 --> 00:42:34,594
take off your robe,
you head into the Cabana.
640
00:42:34,677 --> 00:42:38,227
There's no other way to slice it,
you're getting undressed.
641
00:42:38,306 --> 00:42:39,728
Can I put my feet on this?
642
00:42:39,807 --> 00:42:42,936
-Pretend like it's your living room.
-Thank you.
643
00:42:43,352 --> 00:42:46,356
What separates a bathing suit
from underwear?
644
00:42:47,315 --> 00:42:51,821
The cut and the print of the cloth
and some sort of gentlemen's agreement.
645
00:42:57,742 --> 00:43:01,292
"So well built,
we can't show you the second floor."
646
00:43:10,797 --> 00:43:12,845
I think that's a little suggestive.
647
00:43:13,341 --> 00:43:16,015
Good. That's what I was going for.
648
00:43:16,094 --> 00:43:17,971
A wink, but it's not a leer.
649
00:43:19,305 --> 00:43:20,477
We don't want a wink.
650
00:43:20,556 --> 00:43:23,935
I think I explained
our product is for modest people.
651
00:43:24,352 --> 00:43:27,105
Modest people want to be stimulated, too.
652
00:43:27,855 --> 00:43:29,072
This draws them in in a way
653
00:43:29,148 --> 00:43:31,116
that will make your competitors
seem crude and obvious.
654
00:43:31,192 --> 00:43:33,115
Plus, they'll be dying to see the suit.
655
00:43:33,194 --> 00:43:35,288
They'll be dying to see the girl.
656
00:43:35,363 --> 00:43:38,162
And for all we know,
she's not even wearing a top.
657
00:43:38,241 --> 00:43:41,336
You'll get them into the store.
isn't that the point?
658
00:43:42,787 --> 00:43:45,506
It's not wholesome. It's not...
659
00:43:46,499 --> 00:43:48,172
Did I tell you we're a family company?
660
00:43:48,376 --> 00:43:50,925
I think I know what you're looking for.
661
00:43:51,003 --> 00:43:53,005
A couple of women bouncing a beach ball,
662
00:43:53,089 --> 00:43:55,183
little girl in front of them
building a sandcastle.
663
00:43:57,426 --> 00:44:00,930
Your competitors are gonna keep killing you
because you're too scared of the skin
664
00:44:01,013 --> 00:44:03,857
that your two-piece
was designed to show off.
665
00:44:04,517 --> 00:44:08,693
Well, it's somehow dirtier
not seeing anything.
666
00:44:10,064 --> 00:44:12,487
You need to decide
what kind of company you want to be.
667
00:44:12,567 --> 00:44:16,322
Comfortable and dead,
or risky and possibly rich.
668
00:44:16,696 --> 00:44:18,869
All I know is we don't want that.
669
00:44:21,284 --> 00:44:23,753
Well, gentlemen, you were wondering
what a creative agency looks like,
670
00:44:23,828 --> 00:44:25,501
there you have it.
671
00:44:26,372 --> 00:44:28,670
Hope you enjoyed looking in the window.
672
00:44:30,084 --> 00:44:31,711
Give me a minute.
673
00:44:34,213 --> 00:44:36,011
Where are you going?
674
00:44:36,382 --> 00:44:39,101
Control yourself. Cool off.
675
00:44:39,969 --> 00:44:43,314
And hopefully Campbell can talk them into
hearing a few more ideas in a week or so.
676
00:44:43,389 --> 00:44:46,108
What? No. That's not the point.
677
00:44:49,061 --> 00:44:50,278
Out. Get out.
678
00:44:50,354 --> 00:44:51,776
-Don.
-Excuse me?
679
00:44:51,856 --> 00:44:54,325
Get your things
and get out of my office now.
680
00:44:55,735 --> 00:44:57,408
Come on. Let's go.
681
00:45:06,287 --> 00:45:08,756
Call Bert Cooper's man at
The Wall Street Journal.
682
00:45:16,297 --> 00:45:19,676
There's always a name in every partnership
that defines who they are.
683
00:45:19,759 --> 00:45:24,014
In the case of Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce,
would you say that's Donald Draper?
684
00:45:25,598 --> 00:45:26,770
Yes.
685
00:45:27,475 --> 00:45:28,818
Really?
686
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:32,609
Last year,
our agency was being swallowed whole.
687
00:45:33,231 --> 00:45:35,359
I realized I had two choices.
688
00:45:35,441 --> 00:45:39,116
I could die of boredom
or holster up my guns.
689
00:45:41,447 --> 00:45:44,701
So I walked into Lane Pryce's office
and I said,
690
00:45:44,784 --> 00:45:45,956
"Fire us."
691
00:45:49,914 --> 00:45:53,509
Two days later,
we were operating out of the Pierre Hotel.
692
00:45:53,584 --> 00:45:56,963
Within a year, we had taken over two floors
of the Time-Life Building.53387