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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,008 --> 00:00:16,050 Hey, Nandu! 2 00:00:16,383 --> 00:00:18,425 Why are you smoking outside the hospital? 3 00:00:18,591 --> 00:00:20,008 My wife is sick and admitted inside. 4 00:00:20,258 --> 00:00:21,258 What happened to her? 5 00:00:22,133 --> 00:00:23,425 A female disease, what else! 6 00:00:24,466 --> 00:00:25,633 What female disease? 7 00:00:26,216 --> 00:00:28,175 The expense... - How much does this cigarette cost? 8 00:00:29,383 --> 00:00:30,050 Ten rupees. - Ten rupees? 9 00:00:30,050 --> 00:00:31,258 Ten rupees. - Ten rupees? 10 00:00:31,508 --> 00:00:33,550 How many cigarettes do you have? - One more. 11 00:00:33,675 --> 00:00:35,258 You have money to buy death, 12 00:00:35,341 --> 00:00:38,175 but don't have money to save your wife's life. 13 00:00:38,800 --> 00:00:39,841 What are you saying? 14 00:00:41,258 --> 00:00:43,341 Look at this. It says smoking kills. 15 00:00:44,091 --> 00:00:46,091 These sanitary pads save lives. 16 00:00:47,508 --> 00:00:48,383 Don't laugh. 17 00:00:48,466 --> 00:00:50,050 For the price of two cigarettes, 18 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:50,258 For the price of two cigarettes, 19 00:00:50,341 --> 00:00:53,008 you can save your wife from contracting the disease 20 00:00:53,050 --> 00:00:55,633 that occurs due to the usage of dirty cloths. 21 00:00:56,050 --> 00:00:59,841 And you can save yourself from many diseases if you quit smoking. 22 00:01:00,050 --> 00:01:03,050 With the money you spend on death, you can save two lives. 23 00:01:03,216 --> 00:01:05,133 Yours and your wife's. 24 00:01:05,591 --> 00:01:07,091 Think about it. You can laugh now. 25 00:01:08,550 --> 00:01:10,050 You don't become a hero by smoking but by saving someone's life. 26 00:01:10,050 --> 00:01:13,050 You don't become a hero by smoking but by saving someone's life. 27 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:17,175 "Is life dream, or is it magic, what is the secret of living," 28 00:02:17,300 --> 00:02:20,050 "does anyone know?" 29 00:02:20,050 --> 00:02:20,883 "does anyone know?" 30 00:02:21,716 --> 00:02:26,091 "What you see is just a moment, what's the rest of the story," 31 00:02:26,175 --> 00:02:29,383 "how will it end, does anyone know?" 32 00:02:30,591 --> 00:02:34,341 "Then what's there to worry about?" 33 00:02:34,466 --> 00:02:38,716 "What's to happen will happen." 34 00:02:39,508 --> 00:02:40,050 "What's mine is yours" 35 00:02:40,050 --> 00:02:43,383 "What's mine is yours" 36 00:02:43,466 --> 00:02:47,925 "and what's yours is mine." - Mitesh, take this tea. 37 00:02:48,383 --> 00:02:50,050 "Is life dream, or is it magic," 38 00:02:50,050 --> 00:02:50,383 "Is life dream, or is it magic," 39 00:02:50,466 --> 00:02:51,675 Ball please! 40 00:02:52,675 --> 00:02:53,508 Catch! 41 00:02:53,591 --> 00:02:56,091 "does anyone know?" 42 00:02:56,425 --> 00:02:59,300 "What you see is just a moment," 43 00:02:59,425 --> 00:03:00,050 "what's the rest of the story," 44 00:03:00,050 --> 00:03:01,508 "what's the rest of the story," 45 00:03:01,591 --> 00:03:04,675 "how will it end, does anyone know?" 46 00:03:26,341 --> 00:03:30,050 "What's mine is yours, and what's yours is mine." 47 00:03:30,050 --> 00:03:33,800 "What's mine is yours, and what's yours is mine." 48 00:03:36,925 --> 00:03:39,216 How uh... how much is it? - Very expensive. 49 00:03:40,091 --> 00:03:41,508 It came with my dowry. 50 00:03:42,133 --> 00:03:43,758 Not that. This... 51 00:03:44,008 --> 00:03:44,966 The house... 52 00:03:45,175 --> 00:03:46,550 What's it worth? 53 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:57,008 "What's mine is yours," 54 00:03:57,466 --> 00:04:00,050 "and what's yours is mine." 55 00:04:00,050 --> 00:04:01,258 "and what's yours is mine." 56 00:04:02,050 --> 00:04:03,550 Yes, brother? Yes? 57 00:04:03,841 --> 00:04:06,050 No, no, I can't change a thing. 58 00:04:06,550 --> 00:04:09,508 All six floors in Dongri are booked. - Take this. 59 00:04:09,550 --> 00:04:10,050 Hold on a second. 60 00:04:10,050 --> 00:04:10,800 Hold on a second. 61 00:04:10,966 --> 00:04:12,841 Move, or I'll drive right up your... 62 00:04:12,925 --> 00:04:14,508 Mitesh, language! 63 00:04:15,175 --> 00:04:16,883 Learn to drive, man! - Take this. 64 00:04:16,966 --> 00:04:20,050 OK, I'll have two floor built on top of the building. For you. 65 00:04:20,050 --> 00:04:20,175 OK, I'll have two floor built on top of the building. For you. 66 00:04:20,300 --> 00:04:21,300 Deal? - Eat up. 67 00:04:21,591 --> 00:04:22,675 Great! - There won't be food there. 68 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:25,050 Then we'll get hot together! 69 00:04:25,383 --> 00:04:27,008 Sandwich? - No thanks. 70 00:04:27,091 --> 00:04:28,716 I meant housewarming, Aatish Bhai! 71 00:04:29,341 --> 00:04:30,050 Okay, speak soon. 72 00:04:30,050 --> 00:04:30,508 Okay, speak soon. 73 00:04:30,841 --> 00:04:31,966 Let's go, let's go. 74 00:04:32,050 --> 00:04:34,508 This stupid traffic... We're already so late. 75 00:04:34,633 --> 00:04:36,758 I straightened my hair today. - Absolutely useless... What? 76 00:04:36,841 --> 00:04:38,508 My hair... - Looks great. 77 00:04:38,633 --> 00:04:40,050 Hey kids, do you know what Mehmood Bhai said to me? 78 00:04:40,050 --> 00:04:40,633 Hey kids, do you know what Mehmood Bhai said to me? 79 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:41,925 Are you listening? 80 00:04:42,050 --> 00:04:45,341 He called to say, 'Mitesh Meghani, I'm proud of you.' 81 00:04:45,758 --> 00:04:47,591 'It's people like you who will change the world.' 82 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:49,383 I said, "Thank you, sir." Can you believe it? 83 00:04:49,508 --> 00:04:50,050 "You" or "people like you"? 84 00:04:50,050 --> 00:04:51,508 "You" or "people like you"? 85 00:04:53,383 --> 00:04:54,716 What's the point... 86 00:04:55,258 --> 00:04:58,175 Look at this guy. Drives like he pays extra road tax. 87 00:05:02,716 --> 00:05:03,591 Hey! Move! 88 00:05:03,716 --> 00:05:04,841 Go, fly over me. 89 00:05:05,633 --> 00:05:07,883 Go, Dad! Go! - Hey, you want to run me over? 90 00:05:08,258 --> 00:05:09,716 What are you doing? 91 00:05:11,716 --> 00:05:12,758 I promise you 92 00:05:12,841 --> 00:05:13,966 that for the next 25 years, 93 00:05:14,091 --> 00:05:16,508 the spirit of honesty, the energy of labourers 94 00:05:16,675 --> 00:05:18,883 and my love will not wane. 95 00:05:21,383 --> 00:05:23,550 What the hell, man!? Are you blind? 96 00:05:23,883 --> 00:05:28,050 Just wait until people see my photo in the paper. 97 00:05:28,133 --> 00:05:30,050 Real people, unlike your Insta reels. 98 00:05:30,050 --> 00:05:30,341 Real people, unlike your Insta reels. 99 00:05:30,425 --> 00:05:32,508 Hurry up. Come. 100 00:05:32,633 --> 00:05:33,841 Let's begin. 101 00:05:33,925 --> 00:05:35,508 Is my hair OK? - It's great. 102 00:05:35,591 --> 00:05:36,633 Really nice. 103 00:05:39,758 --> 00:05:40,050 Move it! I'm here with them. 104 00:05:40,050 --> 00:05:41,633 Move it! I'm here with them. 105 00:05:42,050 --> 00:05:43,758 Oh, you didn't recognize me. 106 00:05:43,841 --> 00:05:45,008 He's been invited. - Yes. 107 00:05:45,091 --> 00:05:46,175 Mitesh Meghani. 108 00:05:46,383 --> 00:05:47,925 Hey, Tiwari! - Excuse me! 109 00:05:48,008 --> 00:05:49,508 Look. - Let him through! 110 00:05:49,591 --> 00:05:50,050 He's calling you. 111 00:05:50,050 --> 00:05:50,591 He's calling you. 112 00:05:50,716 --> 00:05:51,800 All the best. 113 00:05:54,591 --> 00:05:56,633 A round of applause! - A round of applause! 114 00:05:57,216 --> 00:05:58,716 I'll take that! 115 00:06:05,508 --> 00:06:06,841 Here you go Mitesh bhai. 116 00:06:08,508 --> 00:06:10,008 Feels light, doesn't it? 117 00:06:10,466 --> 00:06:11,550 This is half the amount... 118 00:06:11,633 --> 00:06:13,633 Did I get you a contract for just half the road? 119 00:06:14,966 --> 00:06:18,383 I've lost my shirt building this road! - That so? 120 00:06:19,008 --> 00:06:20,050 Ah, here they come! Tiwari, meet my family. 121 00:06:20,050 --> 00:06:20,508 Ah, here they come! Tiwari, meet my family. 122 00:06:20,591 --> 00:06:22,008 My wife. - Hello. 123 00:06:22,133 --> 00:06:23,133 My children, Rhea and Rahul. 124 00:06:23,258 --> 00:06:24,883 Rahul... - Say hello to Uncle Tiwari. 125 00:06:25,008 --> 00:06:27,216 I got this for you. - Learn some manners. Say hello. 126 00:06:27,341 --> 00:06:28,508 Hold onto it a sec. 127 00:06:28,716 --> 00:06:30,050 What were you saying? - Just that I've gone bankrupt 128 00:06:30,050 --> 00:06:31,508 What were you saying? - Just that I've gone bankrupt 129 00:06:31,550 --> 00:06:32,508 over this road. 130 00:06:32,591 --> 00:06:34,050 A three-kilometre long road. - Yes. 131 00:06:34,133 --> 00:06:36,508 2 million rupees for sand, 3 million for gravel, 132 00:06:36,758 --> 00:06:38,300 Cheap labour you exploited. 133 00:06:38,466 --> 00:06:40,050 Plus what you skimmed off the top. - Let's go, it's so hot. 134 00:06:40,050 --> 00:06:40,133 Plus what you skimmed off the top. - Let's go, it's so hot. 135 00:06:40,216 --> 00:06:41,008 Just a second. 136 00:06:41,091 --> 00:06:42,633 The 10% you skimmed off top. 137 00:06:42,758 --> 00:06:44,216 What does that leave us with? 138 00:06:44,300 --> 00:06:45,675 Come on, Mitesh Bhai! 139 00:06:45,758 --> 00:06:48,133 I barely skimmed anything! 140 00:06:48,216 --> 00:06:49,800 I've used the best materials. - Let's go. 141 00:06:49,883 --> 00:06:50,050 These are the best materials? - Yes. 142 00:06:50,050 --> 00:06:51,508 These are the best materials? - Yes. 143 00:06:51,550 --> 00:06:53,091 There will be a pothole here if I spit. 144 00:06:53,175 --> 00:06:54,133 Shall I spit? - Please don't. 145 00:06:54,258 --> 00:06:55,466 Mitesh Bhai... - Go ahead and wait in the car. 146 00:06:55,508 --> 00:06:56,800 My hands... - Here, take the keys. 147 00:06:56,966 --> 00:06:58,175 Help your mother out, turn on the AC. 148 00:06:58,258 --> 00:06:59,966 And don't put it in gear! - No, he won't. 149 00:07:00,050 --> 00:07:01,591 I'll be right there. - Okay. 150 00:07:01,716 --> 00:07:03,091 Bye, sir. See you. - Goodbye. 151 00:07:03,175 --> 00:07:04,925 Come by the house sometime. - Of course, thank you. 152 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:06,550 Mitesh Bhai... 153 00:07:06,675 --> 00:07:08,258 Don't screw with me, Tiwari! Where's the money? 154 00:07:08,383 --> 00:07:09,716 What's done is done. 155 00:07:09,841 --> 00:07:10,050 Oh so you want to play hardball then? 156 00:07:10,050 --> 00:07:11,758 Oh so you want to play hardball then? 157 00:07:12,133 --> 00:07:13,133 Do whatever you want. 158 00:07:13,216 --> 00:07:14,508 That's what I'm doing. 159 00:07:15,091 --> 00:07:16,466 And it's done. 160 00:07:20,050 --> 00:07:21,216 Mehmood Bhai. 161 00:07:22,341 --> 00:07:24,425 Mitesh Bhai, but why... 162 00:07:24,841 --> 00:07:26,591 What're you staring at? 163 00:07:26,716 --> 00:07:29,050 He's an idiot. - Yes. He has taken after you. 164 00:07:29,133 --> 00:07:30,050 Can't believe you took me seriously. 165 00:07:30,050 --> 00:07:32,425 Can't believe you took me seriously. 166 00:07:32,591 --> 00:07:36,300 I usually don't. I'm glad we can laugh about it now. 167 00:07:36,425 --> 00:07:37,466 Tell me, Mitesh. 168 00:07:37,550 --> 00:07:39,091 Mehmood Bhai, the job is done. 169 00:07:39,175 --> 00:07:40,050 That oaf still there? - He's right here. Say 'hello'. 170 00:07:40,050 --> 00:07:41,383 That oaf still there? - He's right here. Say 'hello'. 171 00:07:41,716 --> 00:07:43,758 Hello, Mehmood Bhai. I gave him the full amount. 172 00:07:43,883 --> 00:07:46,550 Is he trying to cheat me? - No, he's actually a good man. 173 00:07:46,675 --> 00:07:47,841 See you soon. - Yes. Okay. 174 00:07:50,258 --> 00:07:53,133 Tiwari, when someone feeds you, 175 00:07:53,383 --> 00:07:55,175 you don't screw them in the ass. 176 00:07:56,008 --> 00:07:57,925 Isn't that right? Am I right? - Absolutely. 177 00:07:58,008 --> 00:07:59,633 It's okay. It happens. No problem. 178 00:07:59,716 --> 00:08:00,050 I'll see you soon. - Sure. 179 00:08:00,050 --> 00:08:01,175 I'll see you soon. - Sure. 180 00:08:04,758 --> 00:08:06,258 Let's go. Dad's back. 181 00:08:10,550 --> 00:08:11,716 What're you doing? 182 00:08:12,508 --> 00:08:15,383 That's Utkarsh! My dream house. 183 00:08:15,758 --> 00:08:18,508 If work continues like this, it'll be ours one day. 184 00:08:18,550 --> 00:08:20,050 It looks haunted! 185 00:08:20,050 --> 00:08:20,091 It looks haunted! 186 00:08:20,258 --> 00:08:22,550 A house is a house whether ghosts live in it or people. 187 00:08:22,633 --> 00:08:23,966 Let's go. They are honking. 188 00:08:24,050 --> 00:08:26,050 Go ahead, fly over me! 189 00:08:26,633 --> 00:08:27,800 Mitesh... 190 00:08:29,341 --> 00:08:30,050 Everyone's in such a hurry. As if they're running the country. 191 00:08:30,050 --> 00:08:31,508 Everyone's in such a hurry. As if they're running the country. 192 00:08:31,591 --> 00:08:33,091 You stopped in the middle of the road. 193 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:35,508 They were bound to honk. 194 00:08:37,008 --> 00:08:38,258 Mom. - Yes? 195 00:08:38,425 --> 00:08:40,050 Can I stay over at Nikhil's instead? 196 00:08:40,050 --> 00:08:40,508 Can I stay over at Nikhil's instead? 197 00:08:40,550 --> 00:08:41,716 No. 198 00:08:42,216 --> 00:08:43,841 You always stay there. 199 00:08:44,050 --> 00:08:46,300 Shouldn't we invite him over once in a while? 200 00:08:48,216 --> 00:08:49,425 There he is. 201 00:08:54,008 --> 00:08:55,758 Hello, Miss Meera. Hello, Nikhil. 202 00:08:55,883 --> 00:08:56,883 'Sup? 203 00:08:57,300 --> 00:08:59,591 My other car is at the service centre. 204 00:08:59,675 --> 00:09:00,050 That's why I brought the smaller car. 205 00:09:00,050 --> 00:09:01,341 That's why I brought the smaller car. 206 00:09:02,216 --> 00:09:03,633 What other car? 207 00:09:04,966 --> 00:09:06,675 Bye, Nikhil! - Bye! 208 00:09:10,675 --> 00:09:14,133 How was the function? - It was so boring! 209 00:09:19,675 --> 00:09:20,050 I think my father's assistant lives here. 210 00:09:20,050 --> 00:09:22,341 I think my father's assistant lives here. 211 00:09:22,466 --> 00:09:24,050 But his is a duplex. 212 00:09:25,508 --> 00:09:27,008 How was the ice cream? - I didn't like it. 213 00:09:27,133 --> 00:09:28,008 Yes, sir? 214 00:09:29,008 --> 00:09:30,050 What is this? Go get Patel. 215 00:09:30,050 --> 00:09:31,175 What is this? Go get Patel. 216 00:09:31,966 --> 00:09:33,133 What's wrong, Meghani? 217 00:09:33,383 --> 00:09:34,466 Move your car. 218 00:09:34,550 --> 00:09:39,341 I keep forgetting you took my parking spot. 219 00:09:39,425 --> 00:09:40,050 Take this. Here... catch! - Stop! You'll hurt someone! 220 00:09:40,050 --> 00:09:42,008 Take this. Here... catch! - Stop! You'll hurt someone! 221 00:09:44,508 --> 00:09:45,383 Come move it yourself! 222 00:09:45,466 --> 00:09:48,300 Nope! On Fridays, only drink. No drive. 223 00:09:48,425 --> 00:09:50,050 Just Fridays? You're drunk every day! 224 00:09:50,050 --> 00:09:50,633 Just Fridays? You're drunk every day! 225 00:09:50,883 --> 00:09:52,133 Just park it... 226 00:10:56,758 --> 00:10:58,550 What? - Listen, uncle. 227 00:10:58,800 --> 00:11:00,050 My bag is in your other car. 228 00:11:00,050 --> 00:11:00,883 My bag is in your other car. 229 00:11:02,966 --> 00:11:04,508 Yes. Yes... 230 00:11:04,883 --> 00:11:05,883 Take it. 231 00:11:06,258 --> 00:11:07,258 Get it. 232 00:11:28,633 --> 00:11:30,050 What's he packed, a body?! 233 00:11:30,050 --> 00:11:32,508 What's he packed, a body?! 234 00:11:41,675 --> 00:11:44,050 This entire generation is screwed. 235 00:11:52,508 --> 00:11:54,716 Go right! Shoot! 236 00:11:56,508 --> 00:11:57,633 Abort, abort! 237 00:11:58,925 --> 00:12:00,050 Dad, Oculus! 238 00:12:00,050 --> 00:12:00,716 Dad, Oculus! 239 00:12:00,925 --> 00:12:02,550 Are you even playing? - Yes. 240 00:12:02,633 --> 00:12:05,050 No, you're not. He's fooling you. - Nikhil, I'm playing, right? 241 00:12:05,133 --> 00:12:06,716 Sure... look, there's a zombie. 242 00:12:06,966 --> 00:12:08,258 I was watching that-- 243 00:12:08,341 --> 00:12:09,508 Yeah, right. 244 00:12:09,675 --> 00:12:10,050 Dude, I need my own room! 245 00:12:10,050 --> 00:12:11,591 Dude, I need my own room! 246 00:12:11,966 --> 00:12:13,883 Can I get some water please? I'm dying of thirst. 247 00:12:13,966 --> 00:12:16,341 Did you hear him? Get him some water. 248 00:12:17,425 --> 00:12:19,716 Not the good glasses, they might break! 249 00:12:28,925 --> 00:12:30,050 Hey, listen. 250 00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:30,300 Hey, listen. 251 00:12:30,966 --> 00:12:34,091 Our accountant, Shailesh Bhai... 252 00:12:35,508 --> 00:12:37,008 I have to go see him. 253 00:12:37,091 --> 00:12:38,508 Now? - Yes. 254 00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:40,050 What to do? He's a night owl. 255 00:12:40,050 --> 00:12:40,216 What to do? He's a night owl. 256 00:12:41,425 --> 00:12:42,508 More like a bat. 257 00:12:43,633 --> 00:12:44,675 I'll be back soon. 258 00:12:56,883 --> 00:12:58,216 Mittu. 259 00:12:58,300 --> 00:13:00,050 I've told you so many times to ring the doorbell. 260 00:13:00,050 --> 00:13:01,841 I've told you so many times to ring the doorbell. 261 00:13:02,300 --> 00:13:04,175 To enter my own apartment? 262 00:13:15,675 --> 00:13:17,216 How was your function? 263 00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:20,050 There isn't even a second of peace in my life. 264 00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:22,383 There isn't even a second of peace in my life. 265 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:23,841 Your wife? 266 00:13:23,925 --> 00:13:25,716 Nah, she's an angel. 267 00:13:25,925 --> 00:13:27,050 Really? 268 00:13:32,966 --> 00:13:34,258 What? 269 00:13:34,466 --> 00:13:36,591 That jerk, Patel! 270 00:13:38,758 --> 00:13:40,008 And Nikhil. 271 00:13:41,341 --> 00:13:43,466 Who is Nikhil? - Rahul's friend. 272 00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:46,383 Who does he think he is? 273 00:13:47,300 --> 00:13:49,883 Acts like he lives in some palace. 274 00:13:51,133 --> 00:13:53,175 We went to pick him up today. 275 00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:56,133 I felt like running him over. 276 00:13:56,966 --> 00:13:58,883 Who cares what a child thinks? 277 00:13:59,050 --> 00:14:00,050 I care about what my kids think! 278 00:14:00,050 --> 00:14:01,216 I care about what my kids think! 279 00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:04,258 Now they're in an International School, 280 00:14:04,841 --> 00:14:09,383 With their fancy friends from Bandra, Carter Road, Bandstand. 281 00:14:10,883 --> 00:14:12,466 Nothing I do is good enough for them. 282 00:14:13,883 --> 00:14:17,841 Rahul is embarrassed to invite Nikhil to our house. 283 00:14:18,300 --> 00:14:20,050 Then get a new house. Problem solved! 284 00:14:20,050 --> 00:14:22,008 Then get a new house. Problem solved! 285 00:14:24,258 --> 00:14:27,466 Not everyone gets a new house for free. 286 00:14:29,425 --> 00:14:30,050 Mittu. - Yes? 287 00:14:30,050 --> 00:14:31,050 Mittu. - Yes? 288 00:14:32,091 --> 00:14:33,466 I want you to do something... 289 00:14:34,591 --> 00:14:35,758 Please. 290 00:14:37,591 --> 00:14:39,050 Have I ever said no? 291 00:14:41,508 --> 00:14:42,675 Great! 292 00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:44,841 Here is my audition script. 293 00:14:45,508 --> 00:14:46,591 Get up. - Now? 294 00:14:46,675 --> 00:14:49,133 Get up old man. - Don't call me old. 295 00:14:49,716 --> 00:14:50,050 I'll perform. 296 00:14:50,050 --> 00:14:50,925 I'll perform. 297 00:14:51,508 --> 00:14:53,175 You follow the script. Okay? 298 00:14:55,258 --> 00:14:57,466 'In the modern rat race' 299 00:14:58,425 --> 00:15:00,050 'I run, I fall, ' 300 00:15:00,050 --> 00:15:00,383 'I run, I fall, ' 301 00:15:00,716 --> 00:15:02,550 'I get back up and keep going.' 302 00:15:03,216 --> 00:15:06,633 'But my skin stays beautiful' 303 00:15:07,175 --> 00:15:09,175 'Thanks to Glow and Gorgeous.' 304 00:15:11,633 --> 00:15:13,091 So? What do you think? 305 00:15:13,925 --> 00:15:15,300 Mittu? 306 00:15:17,091 --> 00:15:19,341 I think... I have to get that house. 307 00:15:20,925 --> 00:15:22,300 Which house? 308 00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:24,550 My dream home. 309 00:15:28,508 --> 00:15:30,050 What's up, uncle? 310 00:15:30,050 --> 00:15:30,300 What's up, uncle? 311 00:15:32,175 --> 00:15:33,300 Cup of tea. 312 00:15:35,675 --> 00:15:37,425 How is Mr Mehta? - You a broker? 313 00:15:38,091 --> 00:15:40,050 It's cold. - Still ten bucks. 314 00:15:40,050 --> 00:15:40,175 It's cold. - Still ten bucks. 315 00:15:52,300 --> 00:15:53,508 Think you're clever? 316 00:15:54,258 --> 00:15:55,300 Just a bit. 317 00:15:56,216 --> 00:15:57,341 Keep it. 318 00:15:58,175 --> 00:15:59,383 Tell me one thing. 319 00:15:59,633 --> 00:16:00,050 Does he live alone? 320 00:16:00,050 --> 00:16:00,841 Does he live alone? 321 00:16:01,175 --> 00:16:02,300 The old man? Yeah. 322 00:16:02,508 --> 00:16:04,550 And his family? - That's two things. 323 00:16:15,883 --> 00:16:17,050 Give me that other one... 324 00:16:21,216 --> 00:16:23,716 He's all alone. Had a son, Amit. Passed away. 325 00:16:24,050 --> 00:16:25,466 The old man also has one foot in the grave. 326 00:16:25,508 --> 00:16:29,466 Anything else? Will cost more. - Maybe later. 327 00:16:29,550 --> 00:16:30,050 Tikdam, my dear boy. 328 00:16:30,050 --> 00:16:30,675 Tikdam, my dear boy. 329 00:16:31,050 --> 00:16:33,341 How is your mother? - Aunties! 330 00:16:34,425 --> 00:16:35,883 She's a fighter. 331 00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:38,883 Take this. 332 00:16:39,300 --> 00:16:40,050 Thank you, Auntie, 333 00:16:40,050 --> 00:16:40,508 Thank you, Auntie, 334 00:16:40,675 --> 00:16:43,175 Hope this helps. - Thank you, Auntie. 335 00:16:44,175 --> 00:16:45,300 Thank you, Auntie? 336 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,050 Thank you, Auntie. 337 00:16:50,216 --> 00:16:51,966 Where would I be without you all!? 338 00:16:52,091 --> 00:16:54,133 My uncle here has come all the way from Nashik 339 00:16:54,258 --> 00:16:55,841 just to give me money for Mom's treatment. 340 00:16:55,925 --> 00:16:58,883 But two-thousand is way too much in this economy. 341 00:16:59,550 --> 00:17:00,050 How can he say that? 342 00:17:00,050 --> 00:17:00,966 How can he say that? 343 00:17:01,091 --> 00:17:02,633 How can you put a number on family? 344 00:17:02,758 --> 00:17:04,133 Absolutely right. - Right? 345 00:17:04,258 --> 00:17:05,716 How about you give me that, 346 00:17:06,175 --> 00:17:07,550 I'll add two thousand to it 347 00:17:07,675 --> 00:17:10,050 and get your mom treated for good. 348 00:17:10,050 --> 00:17:10,758 and get your mom treated for good. 349 00:17:12,883 --> 00:17:14,008 Okay? 350 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:15,633 Scoundrel! 351 00:17:15,716 --> 00:17:19,133 Your uncle is such a lovely man. 352 00:17:20,091 --> 00:17:21,216 Big time... 353 00:17:37,050 --> 00:17:38,133 What the-- stop! 354 00:17:39,175 --> 00:17:40,050 Wait, please. - Leave! Get out! Get lost! 355 00:17:40,050 --> 00:17:41,966 Wait, please. - Leave! Get out! Get lost! 356 00:17:42,216 --> 00:17:43,216 Wait, please. 357 00:17:43,300 --> 00:17:44,133 Chotu! 358 00:17:44,258 --> 00:17:46,091 Walk away or you'll leave in an ambulance. 359 00:17:46,175 --> 00:17:47,383 Just stop! I just-- 360 00:17:47,758 --> 00:17:48,800 Chotu! 361 00:18:40,466 --> 00:18:43,508 'BANDRA MAN DEDICATES LIFE TO ASHRAM AFTER SON'S DEATH' 362 00:18:47,633 --> 00:18:50,050 Keep it moving. Say your prayers and keep it moving. 363 00:18:50,050 --> 00:18:50,800 Keep it moving. Say your prayers and keep it moving. 364 00:18:58,008 --> 00:18:59,008 Hello. 365 00:19:00,091 --> 00:19:01,258 I don't want a loan! 366 00:19:03,508 --> 00:19:04,508 Hail Babaji! 367 00:19:09,050 --> 00:19:10,050 Sir. Regular? - Regular. 368 00:19:10,050 --> 00:19:11,508 Sir. Regular? - Regular. 369 00:19:12,175 --> 00:19:14,300 Who won the toss? - Australia. 370 00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:18,300 They always win. They must have a two-sided coin. 371 00:19:28,841 --> 00:19:30,050 Dad, I need a signature. 372 00:19:30,050 --> 00:19:30,591 Dad, I need a signature. 373 00:19:30,716 --> 00:19:33,050 Again? Which subject? 374 00:19:33,216 --> 00:19:35,008 Of course, Math! 375 00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:36,758 I didn't like math either. 376 00:19:38,716 --> 00:19:40,050 Dad, please don't tell mom I failed. 377 00:19:40,050 --> 00:19:40,883 Dad, please don't tell mom I failed. 378 00:19:41,008 --> 00:19:43,091 Otherwise, she'll cancel my birthday party. 379 00:19:43,175 --> 00:19:44,716 No. I won't tell your mom. 380 00:19:45,008 --> 00:19:46,341 Study harder next time. 381 00:19:46,633 --> 00:19:48,383 But birthdays come only once a year. 382 00:19:49,300 --> 00:19:50,050 I won't tell mom either... 383 00:19:50,050 --> 00:19:50,675 I won't tell mom either... 384 00:20:16,091 --> 00:20:17,591 Sir, get in line. - Yes, I am. 385 00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:19,008 Just a little further up. 386 00:20:20,383 --> 00:20:21,758 You can't jump the line! - Excuse me! 387 00:20:21,841 --> 00:20:23,175 Yes. - Get back in line! 388 00:20:34,216 --> 00:20:35,425 Excuse me. 389 00:20:43,091 --> 00:20:44,133 Govinda Uncle? 390 00:20:45,508 --> 00:20:46,591 Are you Govinda... 391 00:20:48,050 --> 00:20:49,633 Uncle, I'm Mitesh Meghani. 392 00:20:50,508 --> 00:20:52,050 Amit's childhood friend. 393 00:20:54,925 --> 00:20:57,008 Don't you recognize me? It's okay. 394 00:20:57,091 --> 00:20:59,883 Last time we met was... Amit's funeral. 395 00:21:01,675 --> 00:21:03,466 Who are we to fight Babaji's will? 396 00:21:03,758 --> 00:21:05,175 Do you come here often? 397 00:21:06,841 --> 00:21:08,258 Tuesdays and Saturdays. 398 00:21:10,300 --> 00:21:11,841 And you stand in line every time? 399 00:21:15,341 --> 00:21:18,258 No. I can't let you line up like cattle. 400 00:21:20,508 --> 00:21:21,966 Come with me. 401 00:21:22,383 --> 00:21:23,716 Please come, uncle. 402 00:21:24,133 --> 00:21:25,466 Trust me, uncle. Come. 403 00:21:26,050 --> 00:21:28,633 Hey... Mister! Where are you going? 404 00:21:28,841 --> 00:21:30,050 I can't even leave the line now? 405 00:21:30,050 --> 00:21:31,008 I can't even leave the line now? 406 00:21:32,675 --> 00:21:34,258 Keep walking. 407 00:21:34,925 --> 00:21:36,050 Come. 408 00:21:36,175 --> 00:21:37,800 Seek his blessings and leave. 409 00:21:39,091 --> 00:21:40,050 Hail Babaji! 410 00:21:40,050 --> 00:21:40,133 Hail Babaji! 411 00:21:40,258 --> 00:21:41,883 Seek his blessings and leave. 412 00:21:44,633 --> 00:21:45,925 Come. 413 00:21:51,383 --> 00:21:53,216 Seek his blessings and leave. 414 00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:55,966 This way. 415 00:22:12,758 --> 00:22:15,133 Is he your father? 416 00:22:16,300 --> 00:22:19,425 Bring him the VIP offerings! - Yes, sir. 417 00:22:19,633 --> 00:22:20,050 Come. 418 00:22:20,050 --> 00:22:20,841 Come. 419 00:22:23,258 --> 00:22:25,050 And then I understood. 420 00:22:26,466 --> 00:22:28,383 Then I understood 421 00:22:29,466 --> 00:22:30,050 that there is no joy in chasing life's illusion. 422 00:22:30,050 --> 00:22:35,841 that there is no joy in chasing life's illusion. 423 00:22:36,925 --> 00:22:40,008 True bliss belongs to family, 424 00:22:40,508 --> 00:22:42,883 and amongst those you consider to be yours. 425 00:22:53,216 --> 00:22:54,508 Let me take that. 426 00:22:57,883 --> 00:22:59,925 I'll see you on Tuesday. - Tuesday. 427 00:23:00,175 --> 00:23:01,341 Hail Babaji! 428 00:23:05,508 --> 00:23:06,675 Mitesh. 429 00:23:07,883 --> 00:23:08,883 Will you have tea? 430 00:23:10,758 --> 00:23:12,050 Maybe we shouldn't, uncle. 431 00:23:12,133 --> 00:23:15,383 I don't want to get pelted with stones again. 432 00:23:15,466 --> 00:23:16,508 Ohh! 433 00:23:16,591 --> 00:23:18,175 That was you? - Yes. 434 00:23:18,300 --> 00:23:20,050 No way! - It's okay. 435 00:23:20,050 --> 00:23:20,216 No way! - It's okay. 436 00:23:20,716 --> 00:23:22,383 You know what, uncle? Let's have that tea. 437 00:23:34,633 --> 00:23:35,966 I'm sorry. 438 00:23:36,633 --> 00:23:39,091 For throwing stones at you. - It's alright. 439 00:23:40,591 --> 00:23:44,341 These real estate brokers... 440 00:23:45,091 --> 00:23:47,258 ...are a pain in the ass. - Absolutely. 441 00:23:48,258 --> 00:23:49,466 It's in their blood. 442 00:23:49,508 --> 00:23:50,050 The moment they see a good property, they pounce like vultures. 443 00:23:50,050 --> 00:23:51,758 The moment they see a good property, they pounce like vultures. 444 00:23:54,341 --> 00:23:57,591 And our house... is quite lovely. 445 00:23:57,925 --> 00:23:59,050 Come in. 446 00:23:59,633 --> 00:24:00,050 High ceiling. 447 00:24:00,050 --> 00:24:01,216 High ceiling. 448 00:24:01,925 --> 00:24:03,425 Such great light. 449 00:24:03,966 --> 00:24:05,966 A beautiful living room. Like a party hall. 450 00:24:07,675 --> 00:24:10,050 And the start of an ashram of your own! 451 00:24:10,050 --> 00:24:10,508 And the start of an ashram of your own! 452 00:24:15,883 --> 00:24:16,966 Shoes. 453 00:24:17,883 --> 00:24:20,050 Preachers and sneakers don't go together. 454 00:24:20,050 --> 00:24:20,966 Preachers and sneakers don't go together. 455 00:24:25,341 --> 00:24:26,675 Chotu! 456 00:24:27,258 --> 00:24:29,508 Chotu! Tea! 457 00:24:42,383 --> 00:24:44,966 Oh, no! Careful!! Would have been a disaster! 458 00:24:48,841 --> 00:24:50,050 Everything I have is because of him. 459 00:24:50,050 --> 00:24:52,175 Everything I have is because of him. 460 00:24:53,966 --> 00:24:55,508 Even my life. 461 00:24:55,716 --> 00:24:57,008 How so? 462 00:24:58,841 --> 00:25:00,050 My father was twenty-five when he passed away. 463 00:25:00,050 --> 00:25:02,383 My father was twenty-five when he passed away. 464 00:25:02,758 --> 00:25:04,633 Like Amit. - Like Amit. 465 00:25:05,675 --> 00:25:08,591 So my faith in Babaji waned. 466 00:25:08,758 --> 00:25:10,050 Impossible! - Yes. 467 00:25:10,050 --> 00:25:10,091 Impossible! - Yes. 468 00:25:10,508 --> 00:25:11,758 And I received... 469 00:25:13,175 --> 00:25:14,883 A painful reckoning. 470 00:25:16,758 --> 00:25:20,050 So we arranged a 'havan' to exorcise the spirits. 471 00:25:20,050 --> 00:25:20,300 So we arranged a 'havan' to exorcise the spirits. 472 00:25:20,633 --> 00:25:23,633 And Babaji's grace saved my life. 473 00:25:24,466 --> 00:25:26,341 Babaji's grace and a bypass. 474 00:25:26,508 --> 00:25:27,800 Yes. 475 00:25:29,175 --> 00:25:30,050 And this...? 476 00:25:30,050 --> 00:25:30,383 And this...? 477 00:25:31,508 --> 00:25:33,216 Amit's room. - Amit. 478 00:25:35,008 --> 00:25:38,008 That's why it seemed familiar. 479 00:25:42,508 --> 00:25:44,383 All the memories are coming back to me. 480 00:25:47,216 --> 00:25:48,466 Amit's bat. 481 00:25:49,716 --> 00:25:50,050 Look at this! 482 00:25:50,050 --> 00:25:51,050 Look at this! 483 00:25:52,133 --> 00:25:54,508 That's us! Here's Amit and that's me. 484 00:25:54,591 --> 00:25:57,425 That's all we did all day. Cricket... 485 00:25:58,883 --> 00:26:00,050 Chocolate milkshakes... 486 00:26:04,216 --> 00:26:07,383 You must get so lonely without Amit in such a big house. 487 00:26:08,841 --> 00:26:10,050 Well, at least you have Chotu. 488 00:26:10,050 --> 00:26:10,925 Well, at least you have Chotu. 489 00:26:13,508 --> 00:26:15,550 Dad, I miss Amit too much. I'm leaving. 490 00:26:17,716 --> 00:26:18,716 Listen. 491 00:26:26,050 --> 00:26:28,050 'Uncle' is fine. 492 00:26:28,925 --> 00:26:30,050 'Dad' is too much responsibility. 493 00:26:30,050 --> 00:26:31,383 'Dad' is too much responsibility. 494 00:26:33,133 --> 00:26:35,300 Of course. You're right. 495 00:26:35,550 --> 00:26:36,675 Sorry. 496 00:26:39,133 --> 00:26:40,050 I hope I didn't offend you. - No. 497 00:26:40,050 --> 00:26:40,675 I hope I didn't offend you. - No. 498 00:26:45,175 --> 00:26:46,425 Uncle. - Hail Babaji. 499 00:26:46,591 --> 00:26:47,591 Hail Babaji. 500 00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:05,133 Last month's bill. 501 00:27:06,550 --> 00:27:07,425 Chotu! 502 00:27:07,508 --> 00:27:09,133 No, uncle. No. 503 00:27:09,258 --> 00:27:10,050 No. 504 00:27:10,050 --> 00:27:10,258 No. 505 00:27:10,341 --> 00:27:11,550 What? - No. 506 00:27:12,883 --> 00:27:14,925 Does no one cook at home? 507 00:27:15,175 --> 00:27:16,466 Nobody cooks at home?? 508 00:27:16,633 --> 00:27:17,675 These people sell stale food. 509 00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:20,050 No, sir. Not anymore... - Don't argue with me. 510 00:27:20,050 --> 00:27:20,508 No, sir. Not anymore... - Don't argue with me. 511 00:27:22,550 --> 00:27:24,675 From now on, only home-cooked meals 512 00:27:24,758 --> 00:27:26,800 made by your daughter-in-law. Every day. 513 00:27:28,925 --> 00:27:29,966 Take this. 514 00:27:30,216 --> 00:27:31,175 Now leave. 515 00:27:32,300 --> 00:27:34,508 Uncle, you... Okay, bye. 516 00:27:34,716 --> 00:27:35,883 Hail Babaji. 517 00:27:59,008 --> 00:28:00,050 Sir, the bell has been rung. - It has? 518 00:28:00,050 --> 00:28:00,675 Sir, the bell has been rung. - It has? 519 00:28:00,758 --> 00:28:01,800 This way, please. 520 00:28:03,675 --> 00:28:04,758 Come. 521 00:28:11,550 --> 00:28:12,841 That's the Pilates room, sir. 522 00:28:13,883 --> 00:28:15,466 Right. 523 00:28:15,633 --> 00:28:16,758 Sir. 524 00:28:16,841 --> 00:28:17,841 Yes. 525 00:28:25,591 --> 00:28:26,758 Mehmood Bhai. 526 00:28:27,300 --> 00:28:30,050 Mitesh! There he is! 527 00:28:30,050 --> 00:28:30,675 Mitesh! There he is! 528 00:28:31,216 --> 00:28:33,008 Make him a drink. - Yes, sir. 529 00:28:36,133 --> 00:28:37,508 Enough! 530 00:28:38,508 --> 00:28:40,050 Neat, sir? - No. Two fingers soda. 531 00:28:40,050 --> 00:28:40,466 Neat, sir? - No. Two fingers soda. 532 00:28:40,508 --> 00:28:42,508 Soda doesn't belong in single Malt. 533 00:28:43,425 --> 00:28:44,466 Then no soda. 534 00:28:45,050 --> 00:28:47,050 Thanks. Cheers! 535 00:28:47,383 --> 00:28:49,175 Cheers. Cheers! 536 00:28:50,841 --> 00:28:51,966 Want to get in? - No. 537 00:28:52,091 --> 00:28:53,591 Come on! - I couldn't. 538 00:28:56,300 --> 00:28:58,050 Mehmood Bhai... 539 00:28:58,925 --> 00:29:00,050 ALTAC stock prices have dropped to an all-time low... 540 00:29:00,050 --> 00:29:01,841 ALTAC stock prices have dropped to an all-time low... 541 00:29:02,925 --> 00:29:04,966 They've dumped as far as they'll go. 542 00:29:05,300 --> 00:29:07,425 Now, they'll pump! 543 00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:09,466 Sure, but I bought mine at the highest... 544 00:29:09,508 --> 00:29:10,050 My dear. 545 00:29:10,050 --> 00:29:10,508 My dear. 546 00:29:14,300 --> 00:29:17,383 ALTAC isn't a risk. It's an opportunity. 547 00:29:18,050 --> 00:29:19,425 Buy loads more shares. 548 00:29:20,091 --> 00:29:23,300 I'd love to, but all my money is... parked. 549 00:29:29,591 --> 00:29:30,050 How about your friend, Rajan... 550 00:29:30,050 --> 00:29:31,800 How about your friend, Rajan... 551 00:29:32,050 --> 00:29:36,841 If you introduced us, I could invest. 552 00:30:20,966 --> 00:30:21,758 Thank you, Rajan Bhai. 553 00:30:21,841 --> 00:30:25,300 A friend of Mehmood Bhai is a friend of mine. 554 00:30:25,716 --> 00:30:26,675 Of course. 555 00:30:30,841 --> 00:30:33,050 I'll return it in three months. - You sure will! 556 00:30:36,550 --> 00:30:37,841 Shall I leave? 557 00:30:47,675 --> 00:30:49,050 Hold up the logo. 558 00:30:50,216 --> 00:30:51,758 Like this? - A little higher. 559 00:30:52,758 --> 00:30:55,425 Yes... Smile. Okay. 560 00:30:55,841 --> 00:30:56,883 Got it. 561 00:30:57,591 --> 00:30:58,591 Done? 562 00:31:03,383 --> 00:31:06,383 "Babaji has such a big" 563 00:31:06,425 --> 00:31:07,383 "name." 564 00:31:07,425 --> 00:31:09,966 "Babaji has such a massive" 565 00:31:10,008 --> 00:31:10,050 "intellect." 566 00:31:10,050 --> 00:31:10,966 "intellect." 567 00:31:11,008 --> 00:31:14,675 "In him is the balm for every ailment." 568 00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:18,508 "With him all things are possible!" 569 00:31:19,133 --> 00:31:20,050 The slippers are nice, aren't they? 570 00:31:20,050 --> 00:31:20,591 The slippers are nice, aren't they? 571 00:31:27,508 --> 00:31:28,550 Come. 572 00:31:42,091 --> 00:31:45,800 Fresh from the open fields, engorged with fragrance. 573 00:31:46,300 --> 00:31:47,716 Dinner time! 574 00:31:48,258 --> 00:31:49,425 Will you have a cold drink? 575 00:31:49,758 --> 00:31:50,050 Chotu, run and get a cold drink. 576 00:31:50,050 --> 00:31:51,675 Chotu, run and get a cold drink. 577 00:31:52,925 --> 00:31:55,966 As cool as Baba, as fresh as Baba. 578 00:31:58,925 --> 00:32:00,050 Vibhor Baba toothpaste. 579 00:32:00,050 --> 00:32:00,508 Vibhor Baba toothpaste. 580 00:32:04,508 --> 00:32:07,383 It's been eons since I've had a home cooked meal. 581 00:32:07,925 --> 00:32:09,091 Thank you, dear. 582 00:32:10,258 --> 00:32:11,341 Ice cream? 583 00:32:11,508 --> 00:32:13,466 Yes. - Chotu, run and grab some ice cream. 584 00:32:16,050 --> 00:32:17,383 I literally just got back from the store... 585 00:32:17,466 --> 00:32:19,383 Along with ice cream, 586 00:32:20,091 --> 00:32:23,216 we have carrot halwa, Dad. 587 00:32:23,425 --> 00:32:24,508 I'm sorry. Uncle. 588 00:32:25,591 --> 00:32:27,175 Dad is fine. 589 00:32:28,591 --> 00:32:30,050 Do we have to wait for the ice cream? 590 00:32:30,050 --> 00:32:31,508 Do we have to wait for the ice cream? 591 00:32:31,758 --> 00:32:33,508 'Course not! 592 00:32:37,591 --> 00:32:38,966 Here. - It's all yours. 593 00:32:40,258 --> 00:32:41,633 Can't find my phone. 594 00:32:41,716 --> 00:32:42,883 Have you seen my phone? 595 00:32:42,966 --> 00:32:44,758 You're standing on the pillow! 596 00:32:44,925 --> 00:32:46,925 Yes, so? - So? Dust them off! 597 00:32:47,175 --> 00:32:49,675 And she never puts enough salt in the food. 598 00:32:49,758 --> 00:32:50,050 Everything tastes so bland. - Hear that? 599 00:32:50,050 --> 00:32:50,800 Everything tastes so bland. - Hear that? 600 00:32:50,883 --> 00:32:53,466 You're already so salty. 601 00:32:53,508 --> 00:32:55,258 Any more and you'll be insufferable. - No respect... 602 00:32:55,383 --> 00:32:57,550 It's always sass with you! 603 00:32:57,758 --> 00:32:59,050 Where are you going, Mitesh? 604 00:32:59,383 --> 00:33:00,050 I'm going to the ashram. 605 00:33:00,050 --> 00:33:00,466 I'm going to the ashram. 606 00:33:00,508 --> 00:33:02,758 Don't forget your son in your new obsession. 607 00:33:02,883 --> 00:33:04,091 What will he do at the ashram? 608 00:33:04,175 --> 00:33:05,675 It's his birthday, Mitesh! 609 00:33:05,758 --> 00:33:07,841 Oh right! I'm sorry. - The party is at 7 pm. 610 00:33:08,216 --> 00:33:10,050 Was it 7 pm or 8 pm? - Nice try. 611 00:33:10,050 --> 00:33:10,300 Was it 7 pm or 8 pm? - Nice try. 612 00:33:10,508 --> 00:33:12,341 Don't forget to get the cake. - I won't. 613 00:33:13,133 --> 00:33:14,341 What are we getting him? 614 00:33:15,008 --> 00:33:18,091 You're getting him sneakers. I mean, I have got them. 615 00:33:18,175 --> 00:33:20,050 Like the ones Nikhil has. And I got him a new backpack. 616 00:33:20,050 --> 00:33:20,800 Like the ones Nikhil has. And I got him a new backpack. 617 00:33:20,966 --> 00:33:22,925 Perfect, Mrs Meghani. 618 00:33:23,300 --> 00:33:24,716 Just a minute. 619 00:33:25,008 --> 00:33:27,341 Here's the receipt for the cake. 620 00:33:28,175 --> 00:33:29,550 Bring it. Please blow this up. 621 00:33:29,675 --> 00:33:30,050 I have to go. - Here, blow this up. 622 00:33:30,050 --> 00:33:31,633 I have to go. - Here, blow this up. 623 00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:34,008 Listen. 624 00:33:34,175 --> 00:33:35,925 My mom is coming today. For the party. 625 00:33:36,591 --> 00:33:38,050 She never comes just for a party. 626 00:33:38,133 --> 00:33:39,508 It's only for a couple of days. 627 00:33:39,550 --> 00:33:40,050 She'll get us divorced in a couple of days. 628 00:33:40,050 --> 00:33:41,591 She'll get us divorced in a couple of days. 629 00:33:42,508 --> 00:33:45,175 Take this. I'm running late. - Oh come on! 630 00:33:45,383 --> 00:33:47,091 When you pick up the cake, 631 00:33:47,175 --> 00:33:50,050 Make sure it says 'Happy Birthday, Rahul.' 632 00:33:50,050 --> 00:33:50,258 Make sure it says 'Happy Birthday, Rahul.' 633 00:33:55,633 --> 00:33:58,216 I'll be back. - Where are you going? 634 00:33:58,508 --> 00:34:00,050 I have this tradition. When India plays cricket, 635 00:34:00,050 --> 00:34:02,175 I have this tradition. When India plays cricket, 636 00:34:02,466 --> 00:34:04,133 I like to have a drink. 637 00:34:04,383 --> 00:34:06,216 You too? - You too?! 638 00:34:07,508 --> 00:34:08,800 Hey, sir. Regular? 639 00:34:08,925 --> 00:34:10,050 No. Special. 640 00:34:10,050 --> 00:34:10,425 No. Special. 641 00:34:12,758 --> 00:34:14,341 And this is my tradition. 642 00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:16,758 We never lose with my beads. 643 00:34:20,716 --> 00:34:21,591 'Where are you?' 644 00:34:21,716 --> 00:34:22,841 One more? 645 00:34:23,008 --> 00:34:24,216 No. Actually... I... 646 00:34:25,841 --> 00:34:28,508 'Mom just got here.' 647 00:34:29,091 --> 00:34:30,050 One more. Let's go. 648 00:34:30,050 --> 00:34:30,758 One more. Let's go. 649 00:34:31,050 --> 00:34:32,300 Special. 650 00:34:37,841 --> 00:34:39,216 Wait, Cheers! 651 00:34:43,425 --> 00:34:44,550 Capitalist. 652 00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:49,050 This is what Amit and I used to drink. 653 00:34:49,508 --> 00:34:50,050 On the sly! 654 00:34:50,050 --> 00:34:50,883 On the sly! 655 00:34:52,466 --> 00:34:53,550 On the sly? 656 00:34:55,550 --> 00:34:57,466 But Amit used to drink with me. 657 00:34:57,508 --> 00:35:00,050 I mean, I used to drink it on the sly. 658 00:35:00,050 --> 00:35:00,841 I mean, I used to drink it on the sly. 659 00:35:00,925 --> 00:35:02,425 Because of my dad. 660 00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:05,175 He wasn't cool like you. 661 00:35:06,216 --> 00:35:07,508 I think of Amit all the time. 662 00:35:07,550 --> 00:35:09,300 I do too. 663 00:35:09,758 --> 00:35:10,050 I miss him so much. 664 00:35:10,050 --> 00:35:11,133 I miss him so much. 665 00:35:11,216 --> 00:35:12,425 Cigarette? 666 00:35:17,341 --> 00:35:18,341 No? 667 00:35:21,383 --> 00:35:23,466 Don't get me wrong, 668 00:35:23,508 --> 00:35:27,883 But in such a big house, 669 00:35:28,883 --> 00:35:30,050 I bet you see him all the time. On the lawn, 670 00:35:30,050 --> 00:35:31,216 I bet you see him all the time. On the lawn, 671 00:35:31,300 --> 00:35:32,841 or going up and down the stairs, 672 00:35:32,925 --> 00:35:35,800 out in the garden, in the living room... 673 00:35:36,508 --> 00:35:38,800 Did you never feel like leaving the house? 674 00:35:39,716 --> 00:35:40,050 You sound like those brokers now. 675 00:35:40,050 --> 00:35:43,633 You sound like those brokers now. 676 00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:45,508 I'll never sell that house. 677 00:35:45,591 --> 00:35:47,466 Who's talking about selling? 678 00:35:47,550 --> 00:35:49,716 What then? I should just buy another house for free? 679 00:35:49,925 --> 00:35:50,050 Gifts are always free, Dad. - Gifts? 680 00:35:50,050 --> 00:35:52,425 Gifts are always free, Dad. - Gifts? 681 00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:55,425 Dad... 682 00:35:58,383 --> 00:36:00,050 A friend of mine has an apartment. 683 00:36:00,050 --> 00:36:00,925 A friend of mine has an apartment. 684 00:36:01,258 --> 00:36:04,216 In Shanti Dham building in Santacruz. 685 00:36:04,341 --> 00:36:05,966 It's a multi-storey building. 686 00:36:06,383 --> 00:36:10,050 It has a brand new elevator, 24hrs water and electricity, 687 00:36:10,050 --> 00:36:10,841 It has a brand new elevator, 24hrs water and electricity, 688 00:36:11,300 --> 00:36:12,758 It has all the facilities. 689 00:36:13,091 --> 00:36:16,800 Perfect Feng-shui, well-ventilated. 690 00:36:16,925 --> 00:36:18,633 North facing windows. 691 00:36:18,925 --> 00:36:20,050 And the neighbours are great. That's an added advantage. 692 00:36:20,050 --> 00:36:21,300 And the neighbours are great. That's an added advantage. 693 00:36:21,383 --> 00:36:24,841 But... Who'll look after this house, then? 694 00:36:24,925 --> 00:36:26,091 What am I here for? 695 00:36:26,591 --> 00:36:27,841 I'll take care of everything. 696 00:36:27,925 --> 00:36:30,050 You go live in care free at Shanti Dham. 697 00:36:30,050 --> 00:36:30,508 You go live in care free at Shanti Dham. 698 00:36:32,341 --> 00:36:33,591 Dad, you see... 699 00:36:40,133 --> 00:36:41,466 Amit is no more. 700 00:36:42,675 --> 00:36:44,216 We can't bring him back. 701 00:36:45,925 --> 00:36:47,216 But your... 702 00:36:47,883 --> 00:36:50,050 Your second son is still alive. 703 00:36:50,050 --> 00:36:50,133 Your second son is still alive. 704 00:36:55,758 --> 00:36:56,966 Yes. Absolutely. 705 00:36:59,050 --> 00:37:00,050 I might just end up 706 00:37:00,050 --> 00:37:00,716 I might just end up 707 00:37:01,383 --> 00:37:04,508 leaving you the house once I'm gone, 708 00:37:05,383 --> 00:37:06,841 My second son. 709 00:37:10,300 --> 00:37:12,216 Amazing! Son of a-- 710 00:37:12,300 --> 00:37:13,716 Dad. 711 00:37:14,258 --> 00:37:15,550 Dad. - Yes? 712 00:37:15,675 --> 00:37:17,175 You were saying... - What? 713 00:37:17,508 --> 00:37:20,050 That you want to leave me the house? 714 00:37:20,050 --> 00:37:20,216 That you want to leave me the house? 715 00:37:20,341 --> 00:37:21,675 Yes. 716 00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:23,508 Are you sure? - I'm sure. 717 00:37:23,841 --> 00:37:26,300 So... I should draw up a will? By dinner tomorrow? 718 00:37:26,383 --> 00:37:28,133 Yes, sure! - Wow! 719 00:37:28,966 --> 00:37:30,050 Wow! 720 00:37:30,050 --> 00:37:30,425 Wow! 721 00:37:31,341 --> 00:37:34,716 They lost a wicket, and I gained a son. 722 00:37:37,258 --> 00:37:38,425 Another special? 723 00:37:38,508 --> 00:37:40,050 Hey! One more Special! 724 00:37:40,050 --> 00:37:40,425 Hey! One more Special! 725 00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:43,133 Dad. Cheers! - Cheers! 726 00:37:50,925 --> 00:37:52,675 This way, we're parked this... 727 00:37:57,383 --> 00:37:58,300 Goodnight. 728 00:37:59,216 --> 00:38:00,050 Goodnight. 729 00:38:00,050 --> 00:38:00,300 Goodnight. 730 00:38:01,675 --> 00:38:02,758 Goodnight. 731 00:38:07,258 --> 00:38:08,508 Goodnight. 732 00:38:36,675 --> 00:38:38,341 Hey, stop! Stop! 733 00:38:39,966 --> 00:38:40,050 What's your name? 734 00:38:40,050 --> 00:38:41,258 What's your name? 735 00:38:42,341 --> 00:38:43,508 Mitesh Meghani... 736 00:38:43,758 --> 00:38:45,383 Breathe out when you say it. 737 00:38:46,175 --> 00:38:47,508 Mitesh Meghani. 738 00:38:49,091 --> 00:38:50,050 Get out. 739 00:39:04,008 --> 00:39:05,133 Here. 740 00:39:12,091 --> 00:39:13,550 Will you get home safely? 741 00:39:14,883 --> 00:39:15,966 Sure, let's go. 742 00:39:17,841 --> 00:39:18,925 Not here... 743 00:39:19,508 --> 00:39:20,050 You're over there. 744 00:39:20,050 --> 00:39:21,091 You're over there. 745 00:39:36,341 --> 00:39:39,008 Mitesh Bhai. Your cake. 746 00:39:39,758 --> 00:39:40,050 Is it good? - Delicious. 747 00:39:40,050 --> 00:39:41,633 Is it good? - Delicious. 748 00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:42,841 Want some more? 749 00:39:42,925 --> 00:39:44,550 No. That's enough. - Thank you. 750 00:39:44,716 --> 00:39:45,925 Come on. 751 00:39:49,216 --> 00:39:50,050 Sir! 752 00:39:50,050 --> 00:39:50,508 Sir! 753 00:39:51,050 --> 00:39:52,258 Hey! - You live here. 754 00:39:52,633 --> 00:39:53,633 Really? 755 00:40:00,675 --> 00:40:01,883 A bite, not the whole thing. 756 00:40:10,008 --> 00:40:10,050 Isn't that Nikhil's dad? - Yeah, that's him. 757 00:40:10,050 --> 00:40:13,716 Isn't that Nikhil's dad? - Yeah, that's him. 758 00:40:14,175 --> 00:40:15,466 Who is that? 759 00:40:17,258 --> 00:40:18,341 Cake? 760 00:40:18,841 --> 00:40:20,050 It's his kid's birthday party, and he's out here taking a stroll. 761 00:40:20,050 --> 00:40:21,091 It's his kid's birthday party, and he's out here taking a stroll. 762 00:40:25,300 --> 00:40:26,508 Here he comes. 763 00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:28,675 I have beautiful news! 764 00:40:28,758 --> 00:40:30,050 I don't want to hear it. - Have some cake. 765 00:40:30,050 --> 00:40:30,800 I don't want to hear it. - Have some cake. 766 00:40:32,133 --> 00:40:34,175 What is this? What will people say? 767 00:40:34,341 --> 00:40:36,050 I saw them downstairs, Ma. 768 00:40:36,175 --> 00:40:38,758 They didn't say anything. It's all in our heads. 769 00:40:40,050 --> 00:40:41,883 What example are you setting for for the kids? 770 00:40:41,966 --> 00:40:43,175 What example? 771 00:40:43,258 --> 00:40:44,925 I don't even know what he does. 772 00:40:45,008 --> 00:40:48,133 Social work, I keep telling you. - Social work? 773 00:40:48,216 --> 00:40:50,050 Birthdays come every year! What's the big deal? 774 00:40:50,050 --> 00:40:50,966 Birthdays come every year! What's the big deal? 775 00:40:51,466 --> 00:40:52,508 Cake! 776 00:40:57,925 --> 00:41:00,050 Sorry... - You've ruined my daughter's life! 777 00:41:00,050 --> 00:41:00,508 Sorry... - You've ruined my daughter's life! 778 00:41:00,550 --> 00:41:02,341 That... That is not true. 779 00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:16,925 Lemonade. 780 00:41:20,091 --> 00:41:21,841 Get me couple of aspirin too. 781 00:41:35,675 --> 00:41:37,258 Tell me something. 782 00:41:38,550 --> 00:41:40,050 Who leaks answers to fourth-grade exams? 783 00:41:40,050 --> 00:41:41,216 Who leaks answers to fourth-grade exams? 784 00:41:41,925 --> 00:41:43,841 And if he is that dumb, why even send him to school? 785 00:41:51,175 --> 00:41:52,216 I have my reasons. 786 00:41:53,216 --> 00:41:54,966 Understood. I'll be right back. 787 00:42:03,550 --> 00:42:05,216 Good afternoon, Dad. 788 00:42:06,591 --> 00:42:08,591 Wake up, the sun is up! 789 00:42:09,300 --> 00:42:10,050 Your daughter-in-law has sent your favourite food. 790 00:42:10,050 --> 00:42:14,258 Your daughter-in-law has sent your favourite food. 791 00:42:15,050 --> 00:42:16,925 Please come. 792 00:42:17,133 --> 00:42:19,425 Chotu, get him lemonade and set the table. 793 00:42:20,758 --> 00:42:21,800 Come. 794 00:42:31,008 --> 00:42:34,550 Aloo curry, and you favourite friend Bhature bread! 795 00:42:35,966 --> 00:42:39,633 And this is Tawde, the lawyer. - Hello, Dad. 796 00:42:40,008 --> 00:42:40,050 He's brought your will. - Why? 797 00:42:40,050 --> 00:42:41,550 He's brought your will. - Why? 798 00:42:42,591 --> 00:42:44,341 You told me to bring it. - When? 799 00:42:44,883 --> 00:42:46,966 Last night, Dad. - Last night? 800 00:42:47,175 --> 00:42:49,133 You want to give this house to me. 801 00:42:49,508 --> 00:42:50,050 Dad, we spoke about my friend from Shanti Dham building. 802 00:42:50,050 --> 00:42:52,341 Dad, we spoke about my friend from Shanti Dham building. 803 00:42:52,425 --> 00:42:54,133 Remember? You liked his flat too. 804 00:42:54,258 --> 00:42:55,966 We discussed it! 805 00:42:58,675 --> 00:43:00,050 Oh, yes! 806 00:43:00,050 --> 00:43:00,591 Oh, yes! 807 00:43:01,425 --> 00:43:02,925 I was drunk. 808 00:43:04,258 --> 00:43:06,633 I told you... I told him that, 809 00:43:06,758 --> 00:43:09,800 but he insisted, 'Bring the Will before we eat.' 810 00:43:10,925 --> 00:43:12,216 He's right. 811 00:43:13,133 --> 00:43:14,258 I was drunk. 812 00:43:14,425 --> 00:43:18,466 Dad, initials on every page and sign the last page. 813 00:43:23,216 --> 00:43:24,300 Read it. 814 00:43:27,883 --> 00:43:29,008 Okay. 815 00:43:30,091 --> 00:43:31,425 I was drunk. 816 00:44:23,425 --> 00:44:25,758 The flush is broken. The toilet is overflowing. 817 00:44:27,258 --> 00:44:28,591 Chotu! 818 00:44:29,591 --> 00:44:30,050 Does this happen often? 819 00:44:30,050 --> 00:44:30,800 Does this happen often? 820 00:44:31,091 --> 00:44:32,508 The plumber is on speed dial. 821 00:44:33,050 --> 00:44:34,008 Hello. 822 00:44:34,841 --> 00:44:36,508 Okay. He'll be an hour. 823 00:44:36,550 --> 00:44:37,550 But... 824 00:44:37,841 --> 00:44:39,758 We'll run out of water by then. 825 00:44:40,466 --> 00:44:42,258 513, Cross Street. Right away. 826 00:44:43,133 --> 00:44:44,133 Five minutes. 827 00:44:45,966 --> 00:44:48,133 Five minutes! Your guy would've taken an hour! 828 00:44:49,550 --> 00:44:50,050 Sir, it needs a new chain. 829 00:44:50,050 --> 00:44:52,175 Sir, it needs a new chain. 830 00:44:52,258 --> 00:44:53,300 That so? 831 00:44:54,383 --> 00:44:55,758 It will be 500 Rupees. 832 00:45:04,925 --> 00:45:06,008 Go ahead. 833 00:45:09,883 --> 00:45:10,050 Son, give me a couple weeks. 834 00:45:10,050 --> 00:45:14,841 Son, give me a couple weeks. 835 00:45:15,383 --> 00:45:16,425 I'll pay you back. 836 00:45:16,508 --> 00:45:18,300 No, I understand... 837 00:45:18,383 --> 00:45:20,050 It must be expensive to maintain such a big house. 838 00:45:20,050 --> 00:45:21,633 It must be expensive to maintain such a big house. 839 00:45:23,216 --> 00:45:24,133 I'll see you. 840 00:45:24,258 --> 00:45:25,508 Hail Babaji. - Hail Babaji. 841 00:45:28,550 --> 00:45:30,050 Dad! - Yes? 842 00:45:30,050 --> 00:45:30,341 Dad! - Yes? 843 00:45:32,883 --> 00:45:34,466 Actually, don't pay me back. 844 00:45:35,758 --> 00:45:37,050 What if from this very moment, 845 00:45:37,133 --> 00:45:39,216 I pay for all the house's expenses? 846 00:45:39,675 --> 00:45:40,050 As long as you're around. 847 00:45:40,050 --> 00:45:40,966 As long as you're around. 848 00:45:42,508 --> 00:45:44,966 That's... a great idea. - But then, 849 00:45:46,050 --> 00:45:48,425 I mean, once you're gone, 850 00:45:49,300 --> 00:45:50,050 the house becomes mine. 851 00:45:50,050 --> 00:45:50,466 the house becomes mine. 852 00:45:52,841 --> 00:45:54,341 But until then, son, 853 00:45:55,550 --> 00:45:56,716 I'll live here? 854 00:45:57,383 --> 00:46:00,050 Of course. - And as long as I live here, 855 00:46:00,050 --> 00:46:00,133 Of course. - And as long as I live here, 856 00:46:00,425 --> 00:46:04,216 you'll pay all the expenses. 857 00:46:04,591 --> 00:46:06,175 All. - Costs of repairs, 858 00:46:06,258 --> 00:46:09,341 maintenance, renovation... 859 00:46:09,883 --> 00:46:10,050 Renovation? - You should really renovate it, son! 860 00:46:10,050 --> 00:46:12,508 Renovation? - You should really renovate it, son! 861 00:46:12,633 --> 00:46:13,800 If the house is dilapidated, 862 00:46:13,883 --> 00:46:16,008 the government will declare it a heritage site. 863 00:46:17,175 --> 00:46:20,050 Beware of the government. - Understood. 864 00:46:20,175 --> 00:46:22,716 Tawde! Draw up the contract! - For sure this time? 865 00:46:28,383 --> 00:46:30,050 Hey, Patel! Have you lost weight? 866 00:46:30,050 --> 00:46:30,633 Hey, Patel! Have you lost weight? 867 00:46:31,508 --> 00:46:32,758 Looking good! Good, good! 868 00:47:23,091 --> 00:47:24,175 Are you awake? 869 00:47:25,466 --> 00:47:26,633 Do you want to hear a story? 870 00:47:38,758 --> 00:47:40,050 Long ago in the jungle, there was a huge tree. 871 00:47:40,050 --> 00:47:42,841 Long ago in the jungle, there was a huge tree. 872 00:47:44,508 --> 00:47:47,425 A parrot lived on it along with his family. 873 00:47:48,550 --> 00:47:50,050 His neighbour was a nasty crow. Like Patel. 874 00:47:50,050 --> 00:47:51,300 His neighbour was a nasty crow. Like Patel. 875 00:47:53,091 --> 00:47:54,966 Who lived with his own family. 876 00:47:56,216 --> 00:48:00,050 The parrot worked very hard, toiled all day, 877 00:48:00,050 --> 00:48:00,800 The parrot worked very hard, toiled all day, 878 00:48:00,883 --> 00:48:04,675 to bring home sweet fruits, and provide for his family. 879 00:48:05,925 --> 00:48:09,966 While the crow brought home maggots and filth. 880 00:48:11,175 --> 00:48:13,591 The crow's family was always sad. 881 00:48:14,550 --> 00:48:17,591 But the parrot's family? Super happy. 882 00:48:20,550 --> 00:48:22,175 Congratulations, Mr Mehta. 883 00:48:22,508 --> 00:48:24,300 Hail Babaji. - Hail Babaji. 884 00:48:24,550 --> 00:48:26,508 Let's celebrate. - Not today. 885 00:48:26,550 --> 00:48:28,675 We must celebrate today. - Some other time, Dad. 886 00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:30,050 Get the bottle. 887 00:48:30,050 --> 00:48:30,133 Get the bottle. 888 00:48:30,258 --> 00:48:31,466 Dad, not today. I'm sorry. 889 00:48:31,550 --> 00:48:32,633 I'll see you later. Bye. 890 00:48:32,716 --> 00:48:33,675 I'll stay! 891 00:48:36,633 --> 00:48:38,966 Let me see! Mom, I need a phone. 892 00:48:39,175 --> 00:48:40,050 After 7th grade. 893 00:48:40,050 --> 00:48:40,258 After 7th grade. 894 00:48:40,383 --> 00:48:43,466 Hello, family. I have an important announcement. 895 00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:45,591 Don't be shocked. Okay? 896 00:48:47,466 --> 00:48:49,050 We're gonna have to move out. 897 00:48:49,341 --> 00:48:50,050 Why? - Why? 898 00:48:50,050 --> 00:48:50,508 Why? - Why? 899 00:48:50,633 --> 00:48:52,383 Because that house in Bandra... Utkarsh? 900 00:48:52,508 --> 00:48:53,883 My dream home... 901 00:48:56,133 --> 00:48:57,175 It's ours! 902 00:49:00,883 --> 00:49:04,383 Didn't I say you'd be proud of me? Didn't I? 903 00:49:05,550 --> 00:49:06,550 When are we moving? 904 00:49:06,675 --> 00:49:08,341 That old uncle still lives there. 905 00:49:08,466 --> 00:49:09,800 We move in as soon as he leaves. 906 00:49:09,883 --> 00:49:10,050 Where is the uncle going? - His heavenly abode! 907 00:49:10,050 --> 00:49:12,341 Where is the uncle going? - His heavenly abode! 908 00:49:12,508 --> 00:49:16,133 "Oh my naive heart pines." 909 00:49:16,508 --> 00:49:19,675 "For its innumerable desires." 910 00:49:20,925 --> 00:49:22,966 "And got everything..." 911 00:49:23,133 --> 00:49:25,091 Shall we renovate the gardener's hut too? 912 00:49:25,175 --> 00:49:26,633 No! There's no need for that. 913 00:49:26,758 --> 00:49:27,883 How do you like it? - Sir, payment. 914 00:49:28,008 --> 00:49:30,050 It looks like an ice-cream, err... an ashram. 915 00:49:30,050 --> 00:49:30,716 It looks like an ice-cream, err... an ashram. 916 00:49:30,883 --> 00:49:32,508 Isn't it amazing? - Sir... 917 00:49:32,883 --> 00:49:34,175 Sir, the payment... 918 00:49:34,258 --> 00:49:36,508 Get off my ass! What is this? 919 00:49:36,883 --> 00:49:39,925 Something wrong? - Mr Mehta picked the premium paint. 920 00:49:40,050 --> 00:49:42,883 Mitesh, this is a one-time expense. 921 00:49:43,300 --> 00:49:45,633 You won't have to do it again once I'm gone. 922 00:49:45,841 --> 00:49:46,758 Double-coat the house. 923 00:49:46,841 --> 00:49:47,966 No! - Yes. 924 00:49:55,133 --> 00:50:00,050 "I have lost myself in daylight's bright shine." 925 00:50:00,050 --> 00:50:00,258 "I have lost myself in daylight's bright shine." 926 00:50:00,508 --> 00:50:04,383 Hello, my lovely! What a beautiful day! How are we doing? 927 00:50:04,716 --> 00:50:07,050 Cheers, darling! - Cheers! 928 00:50:08,841 --> 00:50:10,050 I love you. - I love you. 929 00:50:10,050 --> 00:50:10,591 I love you. - I love you. 930 00:50:10,883 --> 00:50:14,008 Good shot, Rahul! Nikhil, learn to bowl. 931 00:50:14,175 --> 00:50:15,383 Thanks, Dad. 932 00:50:15,966 --> 00:50:17,425 My handsome boy... 933 00:50:20,883 --> 00:50:24,466 "I opened my eyes and..." 934 00:50:24,883 --> 00:50:26,508 Are you stargazing in daylight? 935 00:50:27,383 --> 00:50:28,758 You're the one seeing stars. 936 00:50:29,508 --> 00:50:30,050 "Oh my naive heart, how you shout unsettled?" 937 00:50:30,050 --> 00:50:36,841 "Oh my naive heart, how you shout unsettled?" 938 00:50:38,300 --> 00:50:40,050 "My only prayer is for you to find some peace." 939 00:50:40,050 --> 00:50:45,133 "My only prayer is for you to find some peace." 940 00:50:46,508 --> 00:50:50,050 "I travelled far and wide, yet I could not find." 941 00:50:50,050 --> 00:50:54,050 "I travelled far and wide, yet I could not find." 942 00:50:55,175 --> 00:51:00,050 "Oh heart just tell me, where can I find some peace?" 943 00:51:00,050 --> 00:51:02,716 "Oh heart just tell me, where can I find some peace?" 944 00:51:12,383 --> 00:51:20,008 "I have lost myself in daylight's bright shine." 945 00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:27,550 "Without a clue to where the night disappeared." 946 00:51:27,716 --> 00:51:30,050 You can then do Pilates and drink wine like Zara. 947 00:51:30,050 --> 00:51:31,383 You can then do Pilates and drink wine like Zara. 948 00:51:32,050 --> 00:51:33,591 Not at the same time, of course-- 949 00:51:34,091 --> 00:51:35,716 There's something on your face. - What's she doing?! 950 00:51:35,925 --> 00:51:38,175 In the middle of the street... 951 00:51:38,383 --> 00:51:40,050 Let me wipe it off. 952 00:51:40,050 --> 00:51:40,091 Let me wipe it off. 953 00:51:43,133 --> 00:51:44,675 Someone's at the window. 954 00:51:44,758 --> 00:51:46,383 Look, she's asking you something. 955 00:51:48,883 --> 00:51:50,050 Sir, is Andheri this way? 956 00:51:50,050 --> 00:51:52,091 Sir, is Andheri this way? 957 00:51:53,466 --> 00:51:55,300 Andheri? - Tell her. 958 00:51:55,383 --> 00:51:57,466 Go straight and then take a right. 959 00:51:57,508 --> 00:52:00,050 Where do you want to go? - I told her. Go straight... 960 00:52:00,050 --> 00:52:00,133 Where do you want to go? - I told her. Go straight... 961 00:52:00,258 --> 00:52:01,341 Four Bungalows neighbourhood. 962 00:52:01,466 --> 00:52:02,841 Go straight and then take a right. 963 00:52:02,925 --> 00:52:04,300 Okay? Thank you. - Thank you. 964 00:52:04,383 --> 00:52:05,508 Bye, ma'am. 965 00:52:06,925 --> 00:52:08,300 Be careful. - To hell with her. 966 00:52:08,966 --> 00:52:10,008 Weren't they lovely? 967 00:52:10,091 --> 00:52:10,966 Who? 968 00:52:11,091 --> 00:52:12,091 Her sunglasses. 969 00:52:12,466 --> 00:52:13,466 Whose? 970 00:52:32,008 --> 00:52:34,216 LBW! He's out! - They'll declare it a no-ball. 971 00:52:34,341 --> 00:52:36,425 Huh? How? 972 00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:40,050 Wow, Mehmood Bhai! You're a magician! 973 00:52:40,050 --> 00:52:41,175 Wow, Mehmood Bhai! You're a magician! 974 00:52:41,633 --> 00:52:43,300 That was amazing! 975 00:52:43,675 --> 00:52:44,925 Shall I place a bet? 976 00:52:45,383 --> 00:52:47,383 Bet at least two... 977 00:52:47,508 --> 00:52:48,383 Yes. 978 00:52:50,341 --> 00:52:51,550 Hello, Sudhir. 979 00:52:52,508 --> 00:52:53,925 Bet 200,000 on Kolkata. 980 00:52:54,508 --> 00:52:55,966 Go ahead. Place my bet. 981 00:53:00,508 --> 00:53:02,091 I won't lose money, right, Mehmood Bhai? 982 00:53:02,175 --> 00:53:03,508 Well, you wouldn't let that happen. 983 00:53:03,591 --> 00:53:05,633 The bowler was paid off in front of me. 984 00:53:05,758 --> 00:53:06,716 Really!? 985 00:53:06,841 --> 00:53:09,758 Mark my words. He'll be thrashed in the tenth over. 986 00:53:11,216 --> 00:53:12,341 Chotu. 987 00:53:12,675 --> 00:53:13,716 Yes? 988 00:53:14,216 --> 00:53:15,508 Has dinner arrived? 989 00:53:15,633 --> 00:53:16,550 No. 990 00:53:16,675 --> 00:53:18,341 Just like yesterday, and the day before... 991 00:53:20,341 --> 00:53:24,008 Sir, I don't trust that Mitesh... 992 00:53:27,966 --> 00:53:30,050 If I need your opinion. I'll ask for it. 993 00:53:30,050 --> 00:53:30,675 If I need your opinion. I'll ask for it. 994 00:53:39,591 --> 00:53:40,050 How much did you pay this guy? 995 00:53:40,050 --> 00:53:41,175 How much did you pay this guy? 996 00:53:41,300 --> 00:53:42,758 Didn't need to. 997 00:53:42,966 --> 00:53:44,800 He's just really bad. 998 00:53:49,425 --> 00:53:50,050 Hello. 999 00:53:50,050 --> 00:53:50,466 Hello. 1000 00:53:50,550 --> 00:53:51,508 Hello, Mitesh! 1001 00:53:51,550 --> 00:53:53,758 Yes, Dad. What happened? - There's been an emergency. 1002 00:53:54,591 --> 00:53:57,425 Power's out. Come over. It's urgent! 1003 00:53:58,216 --> 00:53:59,466 Right now? - Yes. 1004 00:53:59,508 --> 00:54:00,050 Right now. It's urgent. - But... 1005 00:54:00,050 --> 00:54:01,508 Right now. It's urgent. - But... 1006 00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:04,091 Come right away. 1007 00:54:04,675 --> 00:54:05,758 OK, fine. 1008 00:54:09,133 --> 00:54:10,050 And keep your spine straight. Relaxed. 1009 00:54:10,050 --> 00:54:12,008 And keep your spine straight. Relaxed. 1010 00:54:12,508 --> 00:54:13,966 You're enjoying, no? 1011 00:54:14,883 --> 00:54:16,300 Lovely. 1012 00:54:17,258 --> 00:54:20,050 Rukmini, we'll have to go. Something has come up. 1013 00:54:20,050 --> 00:54:20,508 Rukmini, we'll have to go. Something has come up. 1014 00:54:20,883 --> 00:54:21,966 You go ahead. 1015 00:54:22,050 --> 00:54:26,133 I'll make sure that your wife and kids get home safe. 1016 00:54:28,216 --> 00:54:30,050 Okay. Bye. - Bye. 1017 00:54:30,050 --> 00:54:30,216 Okay. Bye. - Bye. 1018 00:54:31,591 --> 00:54:32,550 Very nice. 1019 00:54:51,050 --> 00:54:52,300 How did the power go out? 1020 00:54:52,966 --> 00:54:54,758 Did you pay the bill? - Yes! 1021 00:54:55,883 --> 00:54:57,341 Did you check the switchboard? 1022 00:55:09,383 --> 00:55:10,050 The main switch is off. Who shut? 1023 00:55:10,050 --> 00:55:11,508 The main switch is off. Who shut? 1024 00:55:14,216 --> 00:55:15,633 Chotu? - No. 1025 00:55:15,925 --> 00:55:16,925 Chotu. 1026 00:55:20,841 --> 00:55:21,966 The power is back. - Yes. 1027 00:55:22,050 --> 00:55:23,716 Let's watch the match. Come on. 1028 00:55:26,841 --> 00:55:28,008 Come on. 1029 00:55:29,591 --> 00:55:30,050 Mitesh. 1030 00:55:30,050 --> 00:55:30,591 Mitesh. 1031 00:55:30,675 --> 00:55:31,633 I'm coming. 1032 00:55:47,758 --> 00:55:49,341 One won't do anything. 1033 00:56:09,466 --> 00:56:10,050 Chotu, water! - I'm fine. 1034 00:56:10,050 --> 00:56:11,508 Chotu, water! - I'm fine. 1035 00:56:12,383 --> 00:56:13,675 I'm fine. 1036 00:56:17,300 --> 00:56:18,966 Want another drag? Or shall I take it back? 1037 00:56:32,050 --> 00:56:33,550 Wanna see a magic trick? 1038 00:56:34,300 --> 00:56:35,341 A magic trick? 1039 00:56:36,258 --> 00:56:38,883 I can predict what's going to happen before each ball. 1040 00:56:39,508 --> 00:56:40,050 Yeah, right! 1041 00:56:40,050 --> 00:56:40,716 Yeah, right! 1042 00:56:41,508 --> 00:56:43,425 Bet? - Bet. 1043 00:56:44,300 --> 00:56:45,716 Now watch. - Okay. 1044 00:56:46,508 --> 00:56:49,508 Six runs on this ball. 1045 00:56:49,591 --> 00:56:50,050 That's a six! 1046 00:56:50,050 --> 00:56:50,841 That's a six! 1047 00:56:53,091 --> 00:56:55,091 Fluke. - Come on! 1048 00:56:55,175 --> 00:56:57,466 That was a fluke. - Watch now. 1049 00:56:58,425 --> 00:57:00,050 Now, there will be a four and then a no-ball. 1050 00:57:00,050 --> 00:57:01,508 Now, there will be a four and then a no-ball. 1051 00:57:05,841 --> 00:57:06,841 That's four! 1052 00:57:13,466 --> 00:57:14,841 Now, with my eyes closed. 1053 00:57:16,758 --> 00:57:19,716 He's taking a run-up. 1054 00:57:19,800 --> 00:57:20,050 It'll be a six. 1055 00:57:20,050 --> 00:57:21,508 It'll be a six. 1056 00:57:21,841 --> 00:57:23,591 That's a six! 1057 00:57:27,966 --> 00:57:29,800 This is incredible! 1058 00:57:34,050 --> 00:57:36,425 Sudhir, I bet 700,000 on Kolkata. 1059 00:57:36,591 --> 00:57:39,383 Yes, yes! I'm sure!! 1060 00:57:39,508 --> 00:57:40,050 Are you betting on Kolkata? 1061 00:57:40,050 --> 00:57:41,216 Are you betting on Kolkata? 1062 00:57:41,466 --> 00:57:42,758 Of course! 1063 00:57:44,091 --> 00:57:47,133 Let me see how much you win. 1064 00:57:47,508 --> 00:57:50,050 Put your money where your beads are. 1065 00:57:50,050 --> 00:57:50,300 Put your money where your beads are. 1066 00:57:52,591 --> 00:57:55,300 I bet 100 Rupees. 1067 00:57:55,758 --> 00:57:57,633 It's done. Done. 1068 00:57:58,966 --> 00:58:00,050 Six! 1069 00:58:00,050 --> 00:58:00,300 Six! 1070 00:58:05,966 --> 00:58:07,050 It's over. 1071 00:58:07,550 --> 00:58:09,883 It's over. The match is over. 1072 00:58:09,966 --> 00:58:10,050 How strange! The rain has really picked up. 1073 00:58:10,050 --> 00:58:13,216 How strange! The rain has really picked up. 1074 00:58:19,966 --> 00:58:20,050 Mumbai declared winner 1075 00:58:20,050 --> 00:58:22,508 Mumbai declared winner 1076 00:58:22,550 --> 00:58:26,133 by one run, using the DLS method. 1077 00:58:26,216 --> 00:58:29,883 Son, never underestimate the mala. 1078 00:58:30,300 --> 00:58:33,008 Hail Babaji. 1079 00:58:33,216 --> 00:58:35,133 Hail Babaji. 1080 00:58:35,216 --> 00:58:36,425 Hail Babaji. 1081 00:58:42,925 --> 00:58:46,508 Alas, tonight's match goes to Mumbai. 1082 00:58:47,175 --> 00:58:48,175 How much did you lose? 1083 00:58:56,216 --> 00:58:57,508 You're leaving? 1084 00:59:02,133 --> 00:59:05,091 What about dinner? You haven't sent any dinner in... 1085 00:59:05,175 --> 00:59:07,300 That's not in the contract, Dad. 1086 00:59:08,133 --> 00:59:10,050 And stop bothering me with trivial things. 1087 00:59:10,050 --> 00:59:11,633 And stop bothering me with trivial things. 1088 00:59:12,591 --> 00:59:14,008 I'm not Chotu. 1089 00:59:27,716 --> 00:59:29,008 Stop. 1090 00:59:31,300 --> 00:59:33,258 Mitesh Bhai, it's you! 1091 00:59:33,925 --> 00:59:36,341 Patil, cover for me. 1092 00:59:36,758 --> 00:59:37,841 I'll be right back. 1093 00:59:47,883 --> 00:59:49,925 You're back! - Go to sleep. 1094 00:59:50,258 --> 00:59:52,425 Zara-ji has sent dinner for you. 1095 00:59:52,800 --> 00:59:54,466 Isn't she sweet? 1096 00:59:54,716 --> 00:59:58,591 This is called 'cottage cheese bao, ' Okay? 1097 01:00:00,591 --> 01:00:04,091 I was thinking that once uncle... 1098 01:00:07,300 --> 01:00:10,050 I mean, when we move to the bungalow, 1099 01:00:10,050 --> 01:00:10,508 I mean, when we move to the bungalow, 1100 01:00:10,716 --> 01:00:14,841 we should get curtains like Zara and Mehmood's. 1101 01:00:14,966 --> 01:00:16,966 And that velvet sofa set... 1102 01:00:18,508 --> 01:00:19,966 We could get that. 1103 01:00:20,508 --> 01:00:22,383 They only look expensive. 1104 01:00:24,425 --> 01:00:27,675 With some yellow sheer fabric. 1105 01:00:27,758 --> 01:00:29,925 Listen. - We could get that. 1106 01:00:30,008 --> 01:00:30,050 Listen to me. We have to sell the car. 1107 01:00:30,050 --> 01:00:32,550 Listen to me. We have to sell the car. 1108 01:00:52,633 --> 01:00:56,133 Once the stock prices shoot up, we'll get a better car. 1109 01:00:56,550 --> 01:00:58,050 The one with four bangles. 1110 01:01:00,675 --> 01:01:02,508 We started off with nothing. 1111 01:01:04,716 --> 01:01:06,133 We'll be fine. 1112 01:01:08,591 --> 01:01:10,050 Just hope we get that house soon. 1113 01:01:10,050 --> 01:01:10,550 Just hope we get that house soon. 1114 01:01:12,091 --> 01:01:13,550 What can you do about it? 1115 01:01:14,216 --> 01:01:15,925 Not like you can scare him away. 1116 01:01:26,716 --> 01:01:28,508 Hail Babaji. Hi Dad. 1117 01:01:28,591 --> 01:01:30,050 This is your daughter-in-law. 1118 01:01:30,050 --> 01:01:30,841 This is your daughter-in-law. 1119 01:01:31,341 --> 01:01:32,675 Greeting, Papa. 1120 01:01:34,591 --> 01:01:37,258 At last, we meet! - Take this. 1121 01:01:37,341 --> 01:01:39,341 I'm Rukmini. - Put this in the dining room there. 1122 01:01:39,425 --> 01:01:40,050 Come on. 1123 01:01:40,050 --> 01:01:40,466 Come on. 1124 01:01:43,383 --> 01:01:44,675 Come on. 1125 01:01:44,841 --> 01:01:45,925 Go! Go this way and turn left. 1126 01:01:46,008 --> 01:01:47,091 In there? - Yes. This way. 1127 01:01:47,175 --> 01:01:48,258 Go, dad. - Come on. 1128 01:01:51,383 --> 01:01:52,633 Upstairs, go on! 1129 01:01:56,550 --> 01:01:58,133 Are you done planting it? 1130 01:01:59,591 --> 01:02:00,050 What about you? Is it connected? 1131 01:02:00,050 --> 01:02:01,466 What about you? Is it connected? 1132 01:02:01,550 --> 01:02:02,675 Let's go. 1133 01:02:03,133 --> 01:02:04,466 Let's go. 1134 01:02:14,966 --> 01:02:16,383 Out this way. 1135 01:02:16,716 --> 01:02:18,300 I received a painful reckoning. 1136 01:02:18,841 --> 01:02:20,050 So we arranged a 'havan' to exorcise the spirits. 1137 01:02:20,050 --> 01:02:20,591 So we arranged a 'havan' to exorcise the spirits. 1138 01:02:20,675 --> 01:02:23,300 Then, by Babaji's grace, my life was saved. 1139 01:02:23,383 --> 01:02:24,591 Looks painful. 1140 01:02:24,716 --> 01:02:25,800 Dad. 1141 01:02:26,883 --> 01:02:29,091 Dad, please. I'm sorry about the other day. 1142 01:02:29,425 --> 01:02:30,050 I've been very busy with work. So... Tell him ... 1143 01:02:30,050 --> 01:02:31,550 I've been very busy with work. So... Tell him ... 1144 01:02:35,216 --> 01:02:36,633 He's been very busy with work. 1145 01:02:36,800 --> 01:02:39,300 Dad, I've installed a TV in your room. 1146 01:02:39,841 --> 01:02:40,050 You can sit back, relax and watch cricket. 1147 01:02:40,050 --> 01:02:42,508 You can sit back, relax and watch cricket. 1148 01:02:43,341 --> 01:02:45,591 Please eat. - Yes. Have some. 1149 01:04:00,800 --> 01:04:03,258 Chotu! Chotu! 1150 01:04:08,550 --> 01:04:09,508 Chotu! 1151 01:04:12,925 --> 01:04:14,008 Chotu... 1152 01:04:24,966 --> 01:04:26,675 Run! Run away! Run... 1153 01:04:38,633 --> 01:04:40,050 It was a minor heart attack. - By Babaji's grace! 1154 01:04:40,050 --> 01:04:41,383 It was a minor heart attack. - By Babaji's grace! 1155 01:04:41,508 --> 01:04:42,508 I mean, that it wasn't major. 1156 01:04:42,591 --> 01:04:44,175 If he keeps smoking at this rate, 1157 01:04:44,258 --> 01:04:46,425 Babaji can't save him for long. 1158 01:04:46,508 --> 01:04:48,675 Booze? - Absolutely not! 1159 01:04:49,300 --> 01:04:50,050 You need complete bed rest. 1160 01:04:50,050 --> 01:04:51,550 You need complete bed rest. 1161 01:04:51,758 --> 01:04:53,883 Understood? Take it easy. 1162 01:04:55,591 --> 01:04:57,258 I'll take your leave. - Sure. 1163 01:04:57,383 --> 01:05:00,050 Please take these away. Take the cigarettes away. 1164 01:05:00,050 --> 01:05:00,216 Please take these away. Take the cigarettes away. 1165 01:05:00,716 --> 01:05:01,925 Show her out. 1166 01:05:14,966 --> 01:05:16,175 Hey, buddy. 1167 01:05:17,466 --> 01:05:18,508 What's wrong? 1168 01:05:18,591 --> 01:05:20,050 Isn't there a moment's peace in this house? 1169 01:05:20,050 --> 01:05:20,300 Isn't there a moment's peace in this house? 1170 01:05:20,508 --> 01:05:21,633 What did I do, man? 1171 01:05:21,925 --> 01:05:23,925 Not you, the old man. - What about him? 1172 01:05:24,008 --> 01:05:25,383 Ever since that Mitesh said so, 1173 01:05:25,675 --> 01:05:27,508 he thinks the house is haunted. 1174 01:05:28,008 --> 01:05:30,050 Huh? - A spirit. 1175 01:05:31,925 --> 01:05:34,008 And he believed it? - Of course. 1176 01:05:35,091 --> 01:05:36,425 Falls for everything he says. 1177 01:05:36,758 --> 01:05:38,258 When you kill a beast, there's bound to be a feast... 1178 01:05:39,841 --> 01:05:40,050 I try to help but no one listens to Chotu. 1179 01:05:40,050 --> 01:05:43,258 I try to help but no one listens to Chotu. 1180 01:05:43,341 --> 01:05:44,425 Dude, he... 1181 01:05:50,966 --> 01:05:54,383 Furrowed brows and a pale visage. You seem troubled, my son. 1182 01:05:54,466 --> 01:05:55,966 I don't have any change. Get lost. 1183 01:05:56,383 --> 01:06:00,050 Either I leave you alone, or I can make the old man leave the house. 1184 01:06:00,050 --> 01:06:00,133 Either I leave you alone, or I can make the old man leave the house. 1185 01:06:00,841 --> 01:06:02,633 As you wish, child. 1186 01:06:03,425 --> 01:06:04,466 You... 1187 01:06:05,883 --> 01:06:07,800 Screw off and go make tea. 1188 01:06:08,425 --> 01:06:09,800 ...will run the old man off! 1189 01:06:09,925 --> 01:06:10,050 Hey! 1190 01:06:10,050 --> 01:06:10,883 Hey! 1191 01:06:11,008 --> 01:06:14,091 I won't run him off. The spirit will. 1192 01:06:14,841 --> 01:06:17,841 The Spirit that lives in Govinda's courtyard. 1193 01:06:18,216 --> 01:06:20,050 I'll go and tell Govinda about her. 1194 01:06:20,050 --> 01:06:20,675 I'll go and tell Govinda about her. 1195 01:06:20,758 --> 01:06:24,091 Govinda will shit his... He'll be terrified, man. 1196 01:06:24,508 --> 01:06:27,716 After that, we'll request the spirit to leave. 1197 01:06:28,175 --> 01:06:29,633 But she won't listen. 1198 01:06:29,883 --> 01:06:30,050 But how could she?! She doesn't exist! 1199 01:06:30,050 --> 01:06:32,216 But how could she?! She doesn't exist! 1200 01:06:33,550 --> 01:06:36,925 Thus, Govinda will get the hell out to save himself 1201 01:06:37,050 --> 01:06:39,508 and you can move in with your family. 1202 01:06:42,550 --> 01:06:43,508 What's in it for you? 1203 01:06:43,591 --> 01:06:45,175 Cash. 15,000. 1204 01:06:45,258 --> 01:06:48,133 I could pluck a vagrant off the street for a fraction of the cost. 1205 01:06:48,841 --> 01:06:50,050 Fine, then I'll just speak to the old man myself. 1206 01:06:50,050 --> 01:06:50,425 Fine, then I'll just speak to the old man myself. 1207 01:06:51,633 --> 01:06:52,716 Get my drift? 1208 01:07:00,508 --> 01:07:01,925 Delicious. 1209 01:07:06,550 --> 01:07:09,883 Your son Amit was murdered. And your father too. 1210 01:07:10,050 --> 01:07:11,175 Murdered? - Murdered. 1211 01:07:11,341 --> 01:07:12,300 Murder? - Murder. 1212 01:07:12,383 --> 01:07:13,425 Murder? - Murder? 1213 01:07:13,508 --> 01:07:14,591 Murder? 1214 01:07:15,508 --> 01:07:16,550 Murder. 1215 01:07:16,758 --> 01:07:18,841 It was done by the same spirit 1216 01:07:19,216 --> 01:07:20,050 who lives in your house. 1217 01:07:20,050 --> 01:07:20,800 who lives in your house. 1218 01:07:20,966 --> 01:07:23,466 Last time, you barely escaped death. 1219 01:07:23,508 --> 01:07:25,966 But this time, to defeat her, 1220 01:07:26,383 --> 01:07:29,216 I must stay here and meditate. 1221 01:07:29,508 --> 01:07:30,050 Mitesh, what should I do? 1222 01:07:30,050 --> 01:07:32,966 Mitesh, what should I do? 1223 01:07:33,133 --> 01:07:35,383 Well, Dad, I'm confused. 1224 01:07:35,466 --> 01:07:37,008 Doesn't seem right to you? 1225 01:07:37,175 --> 01:07:38,675 Sir... - Aren't you scared? 1226 01:07:39,300 --> 01:07:40,050 Well, if Trikaal Baba recommends it, we must heed his advice. 1227 01:07:40,050 --> 01:07:42,716 Well, if Trikaal Baba recommends it, we must heed his advice. 1228 01:07:43,133 --> 01:07:44,383 So... 1229 01:07:45,425 --> 01:07:46,758 Shall I begin my meditation? 1230 01:07:47,300 --> 01:07:50,050 I feel like I have seen you somewhere. 1231 01:07:50,050 --> 01:07:51,508 I feel like I have seen you somewhere. 1232 01:07:51,758 --> 01:07:53,633 Must be on the Babaji Channel. 1233 01:07:53,925 --> 01:07:55,258 I often appear digitally. 1234 01:07:55,341 --> 01:07:56,841 Eat some more. - Sure. 1235 01:07:58,300 --> 01:08:00,050 Hail Vibhor Baba... Hail Vibhor Baba! 1236 01:08:00,050 --> 01:08:00,800 Hail Vibhor Baba... Hail Vibhor Baba! 1237 01:08:05,091 --> 01:08:06,425 What the hell are you up to? 1238 01:08:06,966 --> 01:08:09,341 What is all this? What is this? 1239 01:08:12,633 --> 01:08:14,175 What is this? - Shh! 1240 01:08:14,966 --> 01:08:16,800 You scared me, dude! 1241 01:08:17,300 --> 01:08:20,050 Buddy, I'm venturing into religion. 1242 01:08:20,050 --> 01:08:20,425 Buddy, I'm venturing into religion. 1243 01:08:20,508 --> 01:08:22,050 Venturing into religion... 1244 01:08:22,383 --> 01:08:23,925 Chotu! 1245 01:08:24,800 --> 01:08:26,091 Chotu, look. 1246 01:08:26,508 --> 01:08:28,175 You won't tell the old man, right? 1247 01:08:33,216 --> 01:08:34,550 He never listens to me anyway. 1248 01:08:40,466 --> 01:08:43,758 Why is he kissing Pooja? Isn't he married to Rinki? 1249 01:08:43,841 --> 01:08:45,883 Pooja is his mistress. 1250 01:08:46,133 --> 01:08:47,425 What's a mistress? 1251 01:08:47,591 --> 01:08:50,050 When a married man has a girlfriend, that woman is called a mistress. 1252 01:08:50,050 --> 01:08:51,133 When a married man has a girlfriend, that woman is called a mistress. 1253 01:08:51,883 --> 01:08:53,550 Oh! Cool! 1254 01:08:54,425 --> 01:08:59,091 What's so cool about being a terrible, dishonest, disgusting person? 1255 01:08:59,300 --> 01:09:00,050 Just as it's wrong to cheat on exams or sports... 1256 01:09:00,050 --> 01:09:01,758 Just as it's wrong to cheat on exams or sports... 1257 01:09:01,883 --> 01:09:04,508 This is cheating too. On your family. 1258 01:09:05,966 --> 01:09:08,216 I can't even imagine doing such a thing. 1259 01:09:08,550 --> 01:09:10,050 By the way, why are you letting the kids watch this? 1260 01:09:10,050 --> 01:09:11,216 By the way, why are you letting the kids watch this? 1261 01:09:11,341 --> 01:09:12,216 It's a comedy. 1262 01:09:12,300 --> 01:09:14,675 Won't be so funny when they grow up and do this themselves. 1263 01:09:19,258 --> 01:09:20,050 Want to get a haircut next weekend? 1264 01:09:20,050 --> 01:09:21,133 Want to get a haircut next weekend? 1265 01:09:22,633 --> 01:09:23,800 I'll be back in a minute. 1266 01:09:31,133 --> 01:09:33,133 Hello, Mehmood bhai. Good evening. 1267 01:09:33,216 --> 01:09:35,300 How is the family? - Yes, all good. 1268 01:09:35,800 --> 01:09:38,758 I wanted to ask you something. - Ask away. 1269 01:09:38,966 --> 01:09:40,050 ALTAC prices seem to have hit rock bottom. 1270 01:09:40,050 --> 01:09:41,841 ALTAC prices seem to have hit rock bottom. 1271 01:09:41,966 --> 01:09:43,175 My man, 1272 01:09:43,508 --> 01:09:45,966 I just got out of a board meeting. 1273 01:09:46,550 --> 01:09:50,050 Listen. Starting Monday, we're raising the stock prices. 1274 01:09:50,050 --> 01:09:50,466 Listen. Starting Monday, we're raising the stock prices. 1275 01:09:50,508 --> 01:09:52,133 Are you sure? 1276 01:09:52,841 --> 01:09:55,591 Rajan has started sending 'Good night' messages now. 1277 01:09:55,800 --> 01:09:57,716 Rajan is a funny guy. 1278 01:09:59,050 --> 01:10:00,050 Don't worry, Mitesh. 1279 01:10:00,050 --> 01:10:00,758 Don't worry, Mitesh. 1280 01:10:01,383 --> 01:10:04,633 As long as I'm alive, I won't let you suffer a loss. 1281 01:10:04,716 --> 01:10:06,675 ALTAC will make us all rich. 1282 01:10:06,800 --> 01:10:07,966 Okay, I'll... 1283 01:10:12,133 --> 01:10:13,466 Hello? 1284 01:10:13,758 --> 01:10:15,716 Mehm... Hello? 1285 01:10:17,800 --> 01:10:19,133 What happened? 1286 01:10:19,591 --> 01:10:20,050 The same as usual. Crappy network in this town. 1287 01:10:20,050 --> 01:10:22,216 The same as usual. Crappy network in this town. 1288 01:10:45,050 --> 01:10:46,258 Mehmood Bhai... 1289 01:10:49,716 --> 01:10:50,050 I'm devastated. I'm so sorry for your loss. 1290 01:10:50,050 --> 01:10:52,716 I'm devastated. I'm so sorry for your loss. 1291 01:10:56,633 --> 01:10:58,883 Mitesh Meghani, social worker. 1292 01:11:01,091 --> 01:11:02,841 Sorry. We're not family. 1293 01:11:04,800 --> 01:11:06,675 We're all one family, though. 1294 01:11:07,175 --> 01:11:09,550 I also own shares of Mehmood Bhai's company. 1295 01:11:10,175 --> 01:11:12,300 Your company... - ALTAC? 1296 01:11:12,383 --> 01:11:13,425 Yes. 1297 01:11:18,300 --> 01:11:19,966 Then, sorry for your loss. 1298 01:11:38,383 --> 01:11:40,008 Mitesh my man!! 1299 01:11:40,425 --> 01:11:43,008 Forgot to check your calendar, eh? - No, no, not at all. 1300 01:11:44,925 --> 01:11:47,841 Let's talk privately, please. I have my son with me. 1301 01:11:48,925 --> 01:11:50,050 That's my son. Little Rajan. Total asshole. 1302 01:11:50,050 --> 01:11:51,633 That's my son. Little Rajan. Total asshole. 1303 01:11:52,008 --> 01:11:55,091 I can't kick a kid's ass, now can I? 1304 01:11:55,383 --> 01:11:57,258 You said we were friends, Rajan-- 1305 01:11:57,633 --> 01:12:00,050 Yeah, because you were Mehmood's friend. 1306 01:12:00,050 --> 01:12:01,341 Yeah, because you were Mehmood's friend. 1307 01:12:01,591 --> 01:12:02,883 And friend, my ass! 1308 01:12:02,925 --> 01:12:05,091 I send you so many messages. 'Good morning', 'good evening', 1309 01:12:05,175 --> 01:12:07,425 'good night'... Do you ever reply? Not once! 1310 01:12:08,508 --> 01:12:10,050 I'll return your money. 1311 01:12:10,050 --> 01:12:10,633 I'll return your money. 1312 01:12:10,841 --> 01:12:13,175 Of course, you will. 1313 01:12:13,383 --> 01:12:17,008 Within four days, counting yesterday, and today. 1314 01:12:17,758 --> 01:12:19,800 But... 1315 01:12:19,925 --> 01:12:20,050 You think I scared him? 1316 01:12:20,050 --> 01:12:21,216 You think I scared him? 1317 01:12:21,300 --> 01:12:23,758 But that's only two days, Rajan! 1318 01:12:23,841 --> 01:12:27,008 Hey, Altaf! Forgotten to check your calendar, eh? Catch him! 1319 01:12:27,091 --> 01:12:27,883 Run, run! 1320 01:12:28,008 --> 01:12:30,050 Come on. I'll buy you a hockey stick. 1321 01:12:30,050 --> 01:12:30,550 Come on. I'll buy you a hockey stick. 1322 01:12:32,216 --> 01:12:33,883 Hello, Aatish. How are you? 1323 01:12:34,091 --> 01:12:35,758 No, all good. Hold on. 1324 01:12:35,841 --> 01:12:37,216 I'll have a cappuccino, please. 1325 01:12:38,258 --> 01:12:40,050 Aatish, I need a million rupees. When should I come by for it? 1326 01:12:40,050 --> 01:12:41,758 Aatish, I need a million rupees. When should I come by for it? 1327 01:12:43,758 --> 01:12:46,550 You were supposed to get the old man out of here. 1328 01:12:46,633 --> 01:12:48,133 Give me 72 hours. 1329 01:12:48,216 --> 01:12:49,425 I'll get him out. 1330 01:12:49,508 --> 01:12:50,050 Hello, Mr. Tiwari. How are you? 1331 01:12:50,050 --> 01:12:51,133 Hello, Mr. Tiwari. How are you? 1332 01:12:51,216 --> 01:12:53,175 Lend me 2 million. I'll give you 24 percent interest. 1333 01:12:53,258 --> 01:12:54,216 I'll repay you in a month. 1334 01:12:54,341 --> 01:12:55,258 Aatish? 1335 01:12:56,216 --> 01:12:57,966 Aatish? - No! No! 1336 01:12:58,091 --> 01:12:59,508 When will he leave? 1337 01:13:00,508 --> 01:13:01,550 When will he get out? 1338 01:13:01,633 --> 01:13:03,050 Be patient, my child! 1339 01:13:03,133 --> 01:13:05,966 You had asked for 72 hours. It's been 80 hours. 1340 01:13:06,091 --> 01:13:07,300 When will he get out? 1341 01:13:07,383 --> 01:13:08,508 Tiwari? 1342 01:13:13,050 --> 01:13:14,175 Sir. 1343 01:13:14,841 --> 01:13:16,050 You call this a cappuccino? 1344 01:13:18,091 --> 01:13:19,883 Go to hell, Mitesh Meghani. 1345 01:13:21,508 --> 01:13:24,008 You can't leave me like this. 1346 01:13:24,758 --> 01:13:26,508 Preeti, listen to me. 1347 01:13:32,966 --> 01:13:34,383 Preeti, please listen. 1348 01:13:37,466 --> 01:13:39,091 Look, I'm not a good man. 1349 01:13:39,550 --> 01:13:40,050 I know. - But I'm not bad either. 1350 01:13:40,050 --> 01:13:41,883 I know. - But I'm not bad either. 1351 01:13:44,216 --> 01:13:47,466 What's going on between us is neither good for you... 1352 01:13:47,508 --> 01:13:49,216 ...nor for my family. 1353 01:13:49,300 --> 01:13:50,050 This feels wrong. 1354 01:13:50,050 --> 01:13:50,550 This feels wrong. 1355 01:13:50,633 --> 01:13:52,591 Get out of my house. 1356 01:13:53,633 --> 01:13:55,466 You don't understand! 1357 01:13:56,508 --> 01:13:57,508 Preeti, listen to me. 1358 01:13:57,550 --> 01:13:58,716 Get out! - Preeti! 1359 01:13:59,050 --> 01:14:00,050 Calm down. - Get out. 1360 01:14:00,050 --> 01:14:00,591 Calm down. - Get out. 1361 01:14:00,883 --> 01:14:02,091 I'm going. 1362 01:14:08,216 --> 01:14:09,300 Preeti. 1363 01:14:09,466 --> 01:14:10,050 Please leave the keys with the guard on your way out. 1364 01:14:10,050 --> 01:14:11,591 Please leave the keys with the guard on your way out. 1365 01:14:13,008 --> 01:14:14,883 Mitesh, where am I supposed to go? 1366 01:14:14,966 --> 01:14:18,133 You can stay with your friend in Lokhandwala? 1367 01:14:19,466 --> 01:14:20,050 It'll be much easier to get to your auditions from there too. 1368 01:14:20,050 --> 01:14:22,675 It'll be much easier to get to your auditions from there too. 1369 01:14:23,175 --> 01:14:24,675 No, no, no... 1370 01:14:31,675 --> 01:14:32,716 Thank you. 1371 01:14:35,008 --> 01:14:36,383 How will you repay the rest? 1372 01:14:36,591 --> 01:14:39,175 Rajan, this is all I have. I don't have anything else. 1373 01:14:43,716 --> 01:14:45,633 Okay. Take this. 1374 01:14:46,466 --> 01:14:48,133 What's this? - It's a schedule 1375 01:14:48,925 --> 01:14:50,050 Of which limb we'll break each week. 1376 01:14:50,050 --> 01:14:51,133 Of which limb we'll break each week. 1377 01:14:51,508 --> 01:14:52,841 It's company policy! 1378 01:14:54,633 --> 01:14:56,966 'Save your bones by repaying your loans.' 1379 01:14:57,050 --> 01:14:58,258 "left leg" is listed twice. 1380 01:14:58,383 --> 01:14:59,716 It will have healed by then. 1381 01:14:59,883 --> 01:15:00,050 It's not personal. Everyone follows it. 1382 01:15:00,050 --> 01:15:01,716 It's not personal. Everyone follows it. 1383 01:15:09,133 --> 01:15:10,050 Are you sure? - Yes. 1384 01:15:10,050 --> 01:15:10,383 Are you sure? - Yes. 1385 01:15:14,425 --> 01:15:15,508 Dad? - Yes. 1386 01:15:15,591 --> 01:15:16,675 Kneecap. 1387 01:15:16,966 --> 01:15:18,466 Kneecap? - Yes. 1388 01:15:18,758 --> 01:15:19,800 Kneecap. 1389 01:15:46,300 --> 01:15:47,300 Rukmini. 1390 01:15:48,591 --> 01:15:49,758 Wake up. 1391 01:15:50,841 --> 01:15:51,841 Wake up. 1392 01:15:53,383 --> 01:15:54,508 Listen. 1393 01:16:02,508 --> 01:16:03,758 Do you remember 1394 01:16:05,050 --> 01:16:06,550 what you told me? 1395 01:16:10,925 --> 01:16:12,216 You said 1396 01:16:13,216 --> 01:16:16,175 that we would be fine even if we didn't have anything. 1397 01:16:22,925 --> 01:16:24,133 What happened? 1398 01:16:29,591 --> 01:16:30,050 I... 1399 01:16:30,050 --> 01:16:30,591 I... 1400 01:16:38,466 --> 01:16:39,925 How is it? - Getting better. 1401 01:16:40,841 --> 01:16:41,841 Lunch. 1402 01:16:43,466 --> 01:16:46,216 What's all this? - It is my health scoreboard. 1403 01:16:46,341 --> 01:16:47,883 Do you need all this? 1404 01:16:48,383 --> 01:16:49,883 I need what I need. 1405 01:16:50,758 --> 01:16:52,466 I brought lunch for you. Chotu! 1406 01:16:52,508 --> 01:16:54,508 Chotu is busy. - No problem. 1407 01:17:06,550 --> 01:17:07,716 How do you feel now? 1408 01:17:09,175 --> 01:17:10,050 Dad, that's why I've been thinking 1409 01:17:10,050 --> 01:17:11,508 Dad, that's why I've been thinking 1410 01:17:11,591 --> 01:17:13,966 that until your health gets better, 1411 01:17:14,758 --> 01:17:16,675 I'll stay here with my family. 1412 01:17:16,758 --> 01:17:18,383 That way, we can take good care of you-- 1413 01:17:18,508 --> 01:17:19,591 Salt. - What? 1414 01:17:19,925 --> 01:17:20,050 Salt. 1415 01:17:20,050 --> 01:17:20,883 Salt. 1416 01:17:20,966 --> 01:17:22,841 Not enough? I'll get some. - Too much. 1417 01:17:26,925 --> 01:17:29,758 There's no salt in dessert, Dad. 1418 01:17:34,675 --> 01:17:37,883 Dad, as I was saying, we can move in here. 1419 01:17:37,966 --> 01:17:40,050 We will live together as a family. - I don't know, Mitesh. 1420 01:17:40,050 --> 01:17:40,508 We will live together as a family. - I don't know, Mitesh. 1421 01:17:41,508 --> 01:17:44,258 You haven't felt like family lately. 1422 01:17:44,883 --> 01:17:47,133 But I am your son. - Sure you are. 1423 01:17:47,216 --> 01:17:50,050 But only part time. Part-time? 1424 01:17:50,050 --> 01:17:50,175 But only part time. Part-time? 1425 01:17:50,758 --> 01:17:53,300 What are you saying? I've done so much for you, dad. 1426 01:17:53,383 --> 01:17:56,300 I have fulfilled all your needs. 1427 01:17:56,591 --> 01:17:58,425 I got the whole house renovated. 1428 01:17:58,508 --> 01:18:00,050 I even bring lunch for you. - That is the problem. 1429 01:18:00,050 --> 01:18:01,091 I even bring lunch for you. - That is the problem. 1430 01:18:01,966 --> 01:18:04,508 You bring lunch for me only when you need something. 1431 01:18:05,466 --> 01:18:08,050 When you get what you want, you forget about me. 1432 01:18:08,133 --> 01:18:09,633 You leave me to starve. 1433 01:18:10,133 --> 01:18:12,091 Then again lunch was never part of the contract. 1434 01:18:12,258 --> 01:18:13,758 Don't say that... 1435 01:18:14,633 --> 01:18:16,341 Feed me. 1436 01:18:23,008 --> 01:18:24,216 Dad, please. 1437 01:18:24,883 --> 01:18:26,341 Please, Dad. Please. 1438 01:18:28,550 --> 01:18:30,050 Please, Dad... 1439 01:18:30,050 --> 01:18:30,341 Please, Dad... 1440 01:18:31,883 --> 01:18:34,800 My family will end up on the street. We're basically there! 1441 01:18:35,925 --> 01:18:37,508 Please, dad. Please. 1442 01:18:41,800 --> 01:18:45,758 Do it for Baba's sake, Dad. Please. 1443 01:18:46,800 --> 01:18:48,300 Fine. 1444 01:18:50,425 --> 01:18:51,883 Are you sure? - Fine. 1445 01:18:53,508 --> 01:18:55,591 Downstairs... 1446 01:18:56,466 --> 01:18:57,758 is nice. 1447 01:18:58,300 --> 01:19:00,050 The gardener's cottage. 1448 01:19:00,550 --> 01:19:02,383 Gardener's cottage? - Gardener's cottage. 1449 01:19:04,508 --> 01:19:05,841 Thank you. - What? 1450 01:19:05,966 --> 01:19:07,133 Thank you. - No, no... 1451 01:19:07,716 --> 01:19:09,841 Thank you. Bills. 1452 01:19:16,550 --> 01:19:19,216 Pay them, or you'll lose what's in the contract too. 1453 01:19:32,800 --> 01:19:35,508 Wow! Is this the same house? 1454 01:19:35,591 --> 01:19:36,883 Not this. That one. 1455 01:19:36,966 --> 01:19:40,050 "You're the worst kind of person." 1456 01:19:40,050 --> 01:19:41,008 "You're the worst kind of person." 1457 01:19:41,633 --> 01:19:44,633 "Everything you touch fades away." - Wow, dad! 1458 01:19:45,383 --> 01:19:47,258 This... - Wow! 1459 01:19:47,800 --> 01:19:49,508 It's beautiful. 1460 01:19:49,883 --> 01:19:50,050 Just a minute. 1461 01:19:50,050 --> 01:19:51,341 Just a minute. 1462 01:19:51,716 --> 01:19:53,925 Come on. Have a seat and eat something. 1463 01:19:54,341 --> 01:19:56,591 I'll sit there. - Come on. Sit down. 1464 01:19:57,466 --> 01:20:00,050 "You're the apple that..." 1465 01:20:00,050 --> 01:20:01,175 "You're the apple that..." 1466 01:20:01,716 --> 01:20:05,258 Dad, you know, he's exactly like Granny, 1467 01:20:05,425 --> 01:20:06,383 but nice. 1468 01:20:06,508 --> 01:20:09,050 Don't get too close... - Whatever, Dad. 1469 01:20:11,841 --> 01:20:13,716 What's this? - If you're staying in the gardener's cottage, 1470 01:20:13,800 --> 01:20:15,758 you must do the gardening. 1471 01:20:17,508 --> 01:20:19,216 Hello, Meera. - How are you? 1472 01:20:19,341 --> 01:20:20,050 Our car is parked over there. I'd better go before it gets towed. 1473 01:20:20,050 --> 01:20:21,883 Our car is parked over there. I'd better go before it gets towed. 1474 01:20:22,633 --> 01:20:23,841 Over here. 1475 01:20:29,758 --> 01:20:30,050 Let's go. 1476 01:20:30,050 --> 01:20:30,758 Let's go. 1477 01:20:33,466 --> 01:20:34,508 Listen. 1478 01:20:34,841 --> 01:20:36,050 Where's my salary? 1479 01:20:36,633 --> 01:20:39,883 What a bunch of deadbeats! 1480 01:20:40,050 --> 01:20:42,175 Hey, listen to me. 1481 01:20:45,675 --> 01:20:49,758 "You're a stain that can't be bleached." 1482 01:20:50,216 --> 01:20:53,300 "A whale that has been beached." 1483 01:21:12,841 --> 01:21:14,258 Hey, wait! Wait... 1484 01:21:15,716 --> 01:21:17,841 What are you doing? - I am the new nurse. 1485 01:21:18,050 --> 01:21:19,716 You are not a nurse. - Yes, but I am an actor. 1486 01:21:19,800 --> 01:21:20,050 And I can act like a nurse. 1487 01:21:20,050 --> 01:21:21,466 And I can act like a nurse. 1488 01:21:21,508 --> 01:21:23,550 What nonsense is this? Weren't you going to Lokhandwala? 1489 01:21:23,758 --> 01:21:26,300 I wasn't going to Lokhandwala, You were sending me there. 1490 01:21:27,216 --> 01:21:29,008 Why should I live with dead mice 1491 01:21:29,383 --> 01:21:30,050 when I can get a job here 1492 01:21:30,050 --> 01:21:31,258 when I can get a job here 1493 01:21:31,341 --> 01:21:32,800 and a room too? - But... 1494 01:21:33,175 --> 01:21:35,841 But why here? Why here? - Listen, 1495 01:21:36,008 --> 01:21:37,758 You can't afford a nurse. 1496 01:21:37,841 --> 01:21:39,508 And I'm not living in Lokhandwala. 1497 01:21:40,425 --> 01:21:42,466 You do the math. - Oh yeah?? 1498 01:21:43,175 --> 01:21:44,716 Okay. Fine. 1499 01:21:46,466 --> 01:21:48,758 Go on. - But we're not together anymore. 1500 01:22:03,675 --> 01:22:06,133 Why are you doing the Havan indoors? The ceiling will turn black. 1501 01:22:06,258 --> 01:22:09,591 The spirit is indoors, So the exorcism must happen indoors! 1502 01:22:10,008 --> 01:22:10,050 Leave evil spirit, begone!! 1503 01:22:10,050 --> 01:22:14,341 Leave evil spirit, begone!! 1504 01:22:14,466 --> 01:22:16,675 Babaji! 1505 01:22:21,716 --> 01:22:23,758 Wow, Rahul! Amazing! 1506 01:22:24,966 --> 01:22:26,466 I am so proud of you. 1507 01:22:26,508 --> 01:22:29,591 You know, ma'am. I always knew he would do well if he worked hard. 1508 01:22:30,466 --> 01:22:33,508 You see he is an intelligent child, you know. 1509 01:22:34,216 --> 01:22:36,258 I am? - Yes, you are. 1510 01:22:36,383 --> 01:22:38,758 You just don't know it yet. And I... - 18. 1511 01:22:41,216 --> 01:22:42,508 Out of 100. 1512 01:22:42,841 --> 01:22:43,841 19. 1513 01:22:45,508 --> 01:22:46,591 Fail. 1514 01:22:48,175 --> 01:22:50,050 He got this leaked exam. 1515 01:22:50,050 --> 01:22:50,383 He got this leaked exam. 1516 01:22:52,758 --> 01:22:54,258 Where did you get the exam from? 1517 01:23:06,050 --> 01:23:08,466 What do you want? - I want my salary. 1518 01:23:09,716 --> 01:23:10,050 What the hell for?! 1519 01:23:10,050 --> 01:23:11,758 What the hell for?! 1520 01:23:11,883 --> 01:23:13,841 I don't act for free. 1521 01:23:14,633 --> 01:23:17,508 You want to be paid for acting!? Do you even know how to act? 1522 01:23:17,675 --> 01:23:19,925 I got paid for the light bulb ad. 1523 01:23:21,508 --> 01:23:24,341 Because I paid the producer your salary to hire you. 1524 01:23:24,425 --> 01:23:26,800 That's why you got paid for it. She wants a salary! 1525 01:23:28,383 --> 01:23:30,050 So what? I still got paid. 1526 01:23:30,050 --> 01:23:31,258 So what? I still got paid. 1527 01:23:31,341 --> 01:23:32,633 Where will I get the money? 1528 01:23:33,050 --> 01:23:34,966 From some tree? Or my money factory? 1529 01:23:35,050 --> 01:23:36,508 Where should I get money?! 1530 01:23:36,591 --> 01:23:37,883 Figure it out. 1531 01:23:38,800 --> 01:23:40,050 Fraud! 1532 01:23:40,050 --> 01:23:40,133 Fraud! 1533 01:23:41,425 --> 01:23:43,925 Preeti, come on, I'm sorry. 1534 01:23:44,925 --> 01:23:47,258 Baby, please... Sorry. 1535 01:23:48,675 --> 01:23:50,050 Preeti. Please. 1536 01:23:50,050 --> 01:23:50,508 Preeti. Please. 1537 01:23:52,175 --> 01:23:53,425 Tell me something. 1538 01:23:55,258 --> 01:23:56,716 Don't you miss me? 1539 01:23:56,925 --> 01:23:58,425 Of course I do. But... 1540 01:23:58,508 --> 01:23:59,883 Please don't tell Dad. 1541 01:24:08,341 --> 01:24:10,050 I have to think about my family now. 1542 01:24:10,050 --> 01:24:10,550 I have to think about my family now. 1543 01:24:12,300 --> 01:24:14,758 Just once... For old time's sake... 1544 01:24:14,841 --> 01:24:16,466 No, I can't do that. 1545 01:24:23,966 --> 01:24:25,758 Rukmini, no... Please... 1546 01:24:26,800 --> 01:24:28,091 Listen... 1547 01:24:29,633 --> 01:24:30,050 Rukmini, please. Rukmini... 1548 01:24:30,050 --> 01:24:32,300 Rukmini, please. Rukmini... 1549 01:24:32,508 --> 01:24:34,675 It is not what you think, Please listen to me. 1550 01:24:35,675 --> 01:24:37,508 That nurse was licking your face. 1551 01:24:37,633 --> 01:24:39,966 She was not. She was whispering in my ears. 1552 01:24:40,091 --> 01:24:41,591 I broke up with her days ago! 1553 01:24:46,091 --> 01:24:47,716 How long has this been going on?! 1554 01:24:48,008 --> 01:24:49,175 It's over now. 1555 01:24:53,008 --> 01:24:56,216 I'm such a fool! I should never have trusted you. 1556 01:24:56,300 --> 01:24:57,675 I... 1557 01:24:58,383 --> 01:25:00,050 Sorry. Listen to me. Please. 1558 01:25:00,050 --> 01:25:00,716 Sorry. Listen to me. Please. 1559 01:25:04,550 --> 01:25:07,008 Rukmini. Okay, hear me out. 1560 01:25:07,383 --> 01:25:10,050 Please, let me explain. - Shoes outside! 1561 01:25:10,050 --> 01:25:10,591 Please, let me explain. - Shoes outside! 1562 01:25:11,883 --> 01:25:15,050 You're a fraud, and you've made our son a fraud too. 1563 01:25:15,133 --> 01:25:16,550 What are you doing? Both of you go out. 1564 01:25:16,675 --> 01:25:18,341 Pack your bags. Come on. 1565 01:25:18,425 --> 01:25:20,050 I am going to your granny's house. Pack your things. 1566 01:25:20,050 --> 01:25:20,341 I am going to your granny's house. Pack your things. 1567 01:25:20,591 --> 01:25:22,050 Come on. Pack your things. 1568 01:25:22,675 --> 01:25:25,425 Your father has found you a new mom. 1569 01:25:25,508 --> 01:25:27,300 What are you saying to them? 1570 01:25:27,383 --> 01:25:30,050 Rukmini, you're angry right now. Please wait. Let's talk. 1571 01:25:30,050 --> 01:25:30,841 Rukmini, you're angry right now. Please wait. Let's talk. 1572 01:25:31,425 --> 01:25:34,091 Go talk to your nurse! 1573 01:25:34,216 --> 01:25:35,508 What are you saying? 1574 01:25:35,633 --> 01:25:36,966 Okay, wait. I'll get a taxi. 1575 01:25:37,050 --> 01:25:37,925 Very nice. 1576 01:25:38,008 --> 01:25:40,050 His wife is leaving him and he wants to hail a taxi! 1577 01:25:40,050 --> 01:25:40,300 His wife is leaving him and he wants to hail a taxi! 1578 01:25:40,383 --> 01:25:41,550 Mom. 1579 01:25:44,508 --> 01:25:45,883 Let's go, sir. 1580 01:25:54,966 --> 01:25:59,091 'Babaji meditated all night amongst the waves.' 1581 01:25:59,841 --> 01:26:00,050 Get out. Right now! 1582 01:26:00,050 --> 01:26:01,883 Get out. Right now! 1583 01:26:01,966 --> 01:26:03,341 I can't leave the patient alone. 1584 01:26:03,425 --> 01:26:06,675 Patient? I am destined to commit murder. And I just might today. 1585 01:26:06,883 --> 01:26:10,050 Dad, she is an actor. She is not a real nurse. She is a fraud. 1586 01:26:10,050 --> 01:26:10,133 Dad, she is an actor. She is not a real nurse. She is a fraud. 1587 01:26:11,091 --> 01:26:13,841 You got me a fake nurse? 1588 01:26:13,966 --> 01:26:16,258 Dad... No. 1589 01:26:16,591 --> 01:26:20,050 What's going on, child? - See this man out of my house. 1590 01:26:20,050 --> 01:26:20,258 What's going on, child? - See this man out of my house. 1591 01:26:20,341 --> 01:26:21,508 Okay. 1592 01:26:22,008 --> 01:26:24,091 Fine! Since it has come to this, 1593 01:26:24,175 --> 01:26:25,841 let me give you another piece of new information. 1594 01:26:25,925 --> 01:26:28,008 This Baba is a fraud too! 1595 01:26:28,216 --> 01:26:30,008 That's right! - The Baba is a fraud too? 1596 01:26:30,133 --> 01:26:31,425 Yes. 1597 01:26:32,800 --> 01:26:34,675 Then what are you, Mitesh? 1598 01:26:35,550 --> 01:26:37,175 Are you any less fraudulent? 1599 01:26:38,175 --> 01:26:39,758 Tikdam, my son? - Yes. 1600 01:26:39,966 --> 01:26:40,050 Get this man out of my house. 1601 01:26:40,050 --> 01:26:41,966 Get this man out of my house. 1602 01:26:42,258 --> 01:26:45,758 You... What did you call him? 1603 01:26:45,841 --> 01:26:47,175 Tikdam... my name. 1604 01:26:48,425 --> 01:26:50,050 Mitesh, I am physically unwell, 1605 01:26:50,050 --> 01:26:50,300 Mitesh, I am physically unwell, 1606 01:26:50,841 --> 01:26:52,008 not mentally. 1607 01:26:52,133 --> 01:26:54,966 Dad. - Thankfully, Chotu told me everything. 1608 01:27:03,050 --> 01:27:05,008 Throw him all the way out. 1609 01:27:09,008 --> 01:27:10,050 Greetings, mother. 1610 01:27:10,050 --> 01:27:10,216 Greetings, mother. 1611 01:27:11,383 --> 01:27:12,466 Rukmini. 1612 01:27:14,133 --> 01:27:17,050 Rukmini, please. Open the door. 1613 01:27:19,050 --> 01:27:20,050 Rukmini, please. Let's talk. 1614 01:27:20,050 --> 01:27:21,133 Rukmini, please. Let's talk. 1615 01:27:21,258 --> 01:27:22,841 I had warned you. 1616 01:27:29,925 --> 01:27:30,050 I made a mistake. Let it go. Please forgive me. 1617 01:27:30,050 --> 01:27:33,091 I made a mistake. Let it go. Please forgive me. 1618 01:27:34,133 --> 01:27:36,716 This house and whatever I did to get it... 1619 01:27:36,883 --> 01:27:39,050 I did it for us... For our family. 1620 01:27:41,508 --> 01:27:43,425 You didn't need to buy our love. 1621 01:27:44,633 --> 01:27:46,383 We weren't your customers. 1622 01:27:48,300 --> 01:27:49,758 We were your family. 1623 01:27:49,841 --> 01:27:50,050 Don't say "were". You are my family. 1624 01:27:50,050 --> 01:27:51,925 Don't say "were". You are my family. 1625 01:27:52,008 --> 01:27:53,758 Why do you want to separate? 1626 01:27:58,966 --> 01:28:00,050 Because you are selfish. 1627 01:28:00,050 --> 01:28:00,341 Because you are selfish. 1628 01:28:01,341 --> 01:28:04,050 You only think about yourself. 1629 01:28:05,758 --> 01:28:07,258 Don't use us as an excuse. 1630 01:28:07,925 --> 01:28:10,050 That house was your dream, not ours. 1631 01:28:10,050 --> 01:28:11,091 That house was your dream, not ours. 1632 01:28:11,800 --> 01:28:13,175 You are right. 1633 01:28:16,050 --> 01:28:17,550 I am a fool. 1634 01:28:20,591 --> 01:28:23,300 I thought I was a parrot but I turned out to be a crow. 1635 01:28:26,050 --> 01:28:27,008 How about I stay here too? 1636 01:28:27,091 --> 01:28:28,716 I don't let crooks stay in my house. 1637 01:28:57,091 --> 01:28:58,841 Don't be a bother your mother. Okay? 1638 01:28:58,925 --> 01:29:00,050 It's not us she's bothered by. 1639 01:29:00,050 --> 01:29:00,758 It's not us she's bothered by. 1640 01:29:02,925 --> 01:29:04,091 I'm sorry, Dad. 1641 01:29:04,216 --> 01:29:06,508 I told mom about the exam. 1642 01:29:06,925 --> 01:29:07,966 It's okay. 1643 01:29:08,925 --> 01:29:10,050 I love you. 1644 01:29:10,050 --> 01:29:10,383 I love you. 1645 01:29:15,675 --> 01:29:17,883 I love you too. Okay? 1646 01:29:24,508 --> 01:29:26,133 You better make things right. 1647 01:29:28,841 --> 01:29:30,050 I promise. 1648 01:29:39,633 --> 01:29:40,050 He is risen! Hail Babaji! 1649 01:29:40,050 --> 01:29:41,425 He is risen! Hail Babaji! 1650 01:29:43,508 --> 01:29:45,133 It's good to see you here, child. 1651 01:29:45,216 --> 01:29:47,383 You must attend the ashram's inauguration next week. 1652 01:29:49,050 --> 01:29:50,050 Let the old man die, 1653 01:29:50,050 --> 01:29:50,591 Let the old man die, 1654 01:29:51,008 --> 01:29:53,133 then see what I do to you, you degenerate. 1655 01:29:54,716 --> 01:29:56,258 You are naive, child. 1656 01:29:57,508 --> 01:30:00,050 Look, if Uncle lives a little longer, 1657 01:30:00,050 --> 01:30:00,216 Look, if Uncle lives a little longer, 1658 01:30:00,300 --> 01:30:01,925 I'll get squatter's rights. 1659 01:30:02,550 --> 01:30:03,716 After that, this house 1660 01:30:04,258 --> 01:30:05,716 will belong to the institution, child. 1661 01:30:05,841 --> 01:30:08,966 That rule applies only to farmers, you rat. - Child... 1662 01:30:09,258 --> 01:30:10,050 In this country, religion is above all else. 1663 01:30:10,050 --> 01:30:11,925 In this country, religion is above all else. 1664 01:30:12,175 --> 01:30:14,675 Especially if it's your own. 1665 01:30:15,216 --> 01:30:18,008 I'd like to see you try and kick me out. 1666 01:30:18,675 --> 01:30:19,633 Child?! 1667 01:30:19,716 --> 01:30:20,050 No! - Have mercy! 1668 01:30:20,050 --> 01:30:21,508 No! - Have mercy! 1669 01:30:21,550 --> 01:30:23,258 I'll kill you! 1670 01:30:27,758 --> 01:30:28,883 Get lost! 1671 01:30:30,175 --> 01:30:32,300 Get lost! 1672 01:30:35,300 --> 01:30:36,258 Get lost. 1673 01:30:57,341 --> 01:30:58,550 Rajan Bhai. 1674 01:30:59,133 --> 01:31:00,050 Mitesh bhai! 1675 01:31:00,050 --> 01:31:00,383 Mitesh bhai! 1676 01:31:03,508 --> 01:31:06,508 Surprised to see you turn to violence. 1677 01:31:07,591 --> 01:31:08,966 Wait, the poison isn't for yourself, is it? 1678 01:31:09,050 --> 01:31:10,050 What difference does it make? - What difference does it make? 1679 01:31:10,050 --> 01:31:11,258 What difference does it make? - What difference does it make? 1680 01:31:16,258 --> 01:31:17,841 Very high quality. 1681 01:33:34,800 --> 01:33:35,841 Preeti? 1682 01:33:36,966 --> 01:33:38,258 Yes, it's me. 1683 01:33:43,466 --> 01:33:44,466 Who is that? 1684 01:34:19,008 --> 01:34:20,050 Mitesh!? 1685 01:34:28,591 --> 01:34:29,966 Dad! 1686 01:34:31,966 --> 01:34:33,216 Dad! 1687 01:34:33,508 --> 01:34:34,550 Dad! 1688 01:34:35,508 --> 01:34:36,883 You killed the old man! 1689 01:34:37,133 --> 01:34:39,675 No... I came here to kill him, but he died on his own. 1690 01:34:39,758 --> 01:34:40,050 Don't lie. Don't lie to me. 1691 01:34:40,050 --> 01:34:41,591 Don't lie. Don't lie to me. 1692 01:34:41,716 --> 01:34:43,050 I won't... - I saw you. 1693 01:34:43,133 --> 01:34:44,466 What did you see? You saw nothing! 1694 01:34:44,550 --> 01:34:46,425 I saw you. Don't lie. - Calm down. 1695 01:34:46,508 --> 01:34:48,425 Calm down. - I saw you kill the old man. 1696 01:34:48,508 --> 01:34:50,050 Come here. Listen to me! 1697 01:34:50,050 --> 01:34:50,425 Come here. Listen to me! 1698 01:34:50,508 --> 01:34:52,300 Listen to me. - No... 1699 01:34:52,633 --> 01:34:54,383 You killed the old man. - Listen to me! 1700 01:34:54,466 --> 01:34:55,758 You... - Wait. 1701 01:35:03,341 --> 01:35:04,550 Wait! 1702 01:35:11,550 --> 01:35:13,800 You can have the gardener's cottage. 1703 01:35:16,675 --> 01:35:17,883 I want the whole house. 1704 01:35:19,300 --> 01:35:20,050 You want the whole house?! 1705 01:35:20,050 --> 01:35:20,966 You want the whole house?! 1706 01:35:21,050 --> 01:35:23,133 I want the whole house. - You want the whole house. 1707 01:35:26,800 --> 01:35:28,925 Son of a... 1708 01:35:31,841 --> 01:35:33,675 When you kill a beast, there's bound to be a feast... 1709 01:35:54,008 --> 01:35:57,091 You're sure you want to sign over this house to these three? 1710 01:36:32,508 --> 01:36:34,425 Don't run away after dropping off the clothes. 1711 01:36:34,508 --> 01:36:36,258 You turned all my socks pink... 1712 01:36:38,841 --> 01:36:39,925 You? 1713 01:36:41,758 --> 01:36:43,758 I thought it was the laundryman. - Samosas for the kids. 1714 01:36:45,050 --> 01:36:46,216 Samosas? 1715 01:36:46,633 --> 01:36:48,300 A couple of samosas won't kill them. 1716 01:37:00,091 --> 01:37:01,258 Do you want to stay for dinner? 1717 01:37:04,883 --> 01:37:07,800 Yes, please. I am starving. And I am sick of eating samosas. 1718 01:37:10,966 --> 01:37:12,091 Come. 1719 01:37:13,925 --> 01:37:14,925 Mom! 1720 01:37:15,633 --> 01:37:17,008 The laundryman is staying for dinner. 1721 01:37:20,925 --> 01:37:22,133 Rice. 1722 01:37:23,758 --> 01:37:24,883 Here, have your samosa. 1723 01:37:26,591 --> 01:37:27,925 You can stay for dinner today, 1724 01:37:28,841 --> 01:37:30,050 but don't make it a habit. 1725 01:37:30,050 --> 01:37:30,091 but don't make it a habit. 1726 01:37:30,175 --> 01:37:31,216 Okay. 1727 01:37:31,800 --> 01:37:33,383 Wait. 1728 01:37:34,300 --> 01:37:35,800 Wow, son. 1729 01:37:36,508 --> 01:37:38,841 Thank you, mom. - Dad, he failed. 1730 01:37:39,633 --> 01:37:40,050 But this time, just barely. 1731 01:37:40,050 --> 01:37:41,341 But this time, just barely. 1732 01:37:41,550 --> 01:37:43,050 Right? - Wow! 1733 01:37:43,675 --> 01:37:45,300 Whose son is he? - He's yours too. 1734 01:37:48,925 --> 01:37:50,050 Have some dal. - That was amazing. 1735 01:37:50,050 --> 01:37:51,133 Have some dal. - That was amazing. 119695