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Off! 13 00:01:42,770 --> 00:01:47,149 - Get off the stage! - Don't give him the mic. 14 00:01:47,775 --> 00:01:51,737 - Sit down, dickhead! 15 00:02:01,497 --> 00:02:04,917 - Happy graduation, honey! 16 00:02:33,029 --> 00:02:35,197 Double fudge chocolate gateau with cream. 17 00:02:35,281 --> 00:02:39,118 Shit. 18 00:02:39,702 --> 00:02:42,246 Now, I know what you're thinking. 19 00:02:42,330 --> 00:02:43,956 You're thinking that whatever this kid 20 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:45,791 with the cracked glasses and busted-up lip 21 00:02:45,875 --> 00:02:49,086 who's about to be covered in cake and stinks like... 22 00:02:49,170 --> 00:02:52,381 ...yeah, shit, is about to do, 23 00:02:52,465 --> 00:02:55,718 he will regret this for the rest of his life. 24 00:02:55,801 --> 00:02:59,472 And you know what? You might be right. 25 00:02:59,555 --> 00:03:02,767 But here's the thing you need to know about being in love. 26 00:03:02,850 --> 00:03:04,894 Love is pain. 27 00:03:04,977 --> 00:03:06,395 Love is hurt. 28 00:03:07,563 --> 00:03:09,440 Love is... 29 00:03:09,523 --> 00:03:12,902 ♪ Sugar, spice and I'm nice, show me what you're made of ♪ 30 00:03:12,985 --> 00:03:15,988 ♪ Crazy, sexy, cool, baby, with or without make-up ♪ 31 00:03:16,072 --> 00:03:18,324 - ♪ Got nothing to prove... ♪ - Oh! 32 00:03:18,824 --> 00:03:19,825 Amelia Brown. 33 00:03:19,909 --> 00:03:22,286 - ♪ I'mma show you how I do... ♪ - Whoa! 34 00:03:22,370 --> 00:03:23,537 That mess right there, 35 00:03:23,621 --> 00:03:25,915 that's my best friend in the whole damn universe 36 00:03:25,998 --> 00:03:28,459 and has been ever since the hospital switched us at birth. 37 00:03:28,751 --> 00:03:31,212 - Aw! 38 00:03:31,295 --> 00:03:33,923 - True story. 39 00:03:36,968 --> 00:03:38,302 Let's just say Amelia's mum 40 00:03:38,386 --> 00:03:40,096 got a bit more than she bargained for 41 00:03:40,179 --> 00:03:41,430 when she opened my nappy. 42 00:03:46,185 --> 00:03:48,562 After that day, our dads became best friends, 43 00:03:48,646 --> 00:03:51,273 - our mums became best friends. - Say cheese. 44 00:03:54,151 --> 00:03:56,320 Even our dogs became best friends. 45 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:03,202 When we were five years old, we made a promise. 46 00:04:03,285 --> 00:04:05,413 - No secrets. - No secrets. 47 00:04:05,997 --> 00:04:08,791 And it was easy because we told each other everything. 48 00:04:08,874 --> 00:04:13,004 Well, that's not entirely true. There was one secret 49 00:04:13,087 --> 00:04:16,590 that I have wanted to tell Milly my entire life. 50 00:04:17,425 --> 00:04:20,428 Three little words that I have wanted to say to her 51 00:04:20,511 --> 00:04:23,055 for as long as I can remember. 52 00:04:23,139 --> 00:04:25,891 Amelia Elizabeth Brown. 53 00:04:25,975 --> 00:04:27,268 I... 54 00:04:27,893 --> 00:04:29,520 I... 55 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:31,605 - I lo... 56 00:04:31,689 --> 00:04:34,650 Jesus Christ, Jules! 57 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:38,654 Yeah, not those three words. 58 00:04:43,075 --> 00:04:45,911 From the word go, we found the same things funny. 59 00:04:50,291 --> 00:04:54,086 - Did you just...? - Fear fart? 60 00:04:58,215 --> 00:05:00,092 The same things sad. 61 00:05:16,233 --> 00:05:18,944 Always follow your heart, Mils. 62 00:05:19,028 --> 00:05:20,946 It rarely leads you the wrong way. 63 00:05:30,289 --> 00:05:31,832 We found the same things... 64 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:34,835 ...strange. 65 00:05:41,801 --> 00:05:44,762 But every time I tried to tell Amelia how I felt about her, 66 00:05:44,845 --> 00:05:48,349 those three words didn't seem to come out right. 67 00:05:48,432 --> 00:05:50,101 I, um... 68 00:05:51,185 --> 00:05:53,187 I need to, um... 69 00:05:53,270 --> 00:05:54,730 I need to... 70 00:05:55,231 --> 00:05:59,610 OK. Is this big? 71 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:03,322 You're, like, really sweating. 72 00:06:03,948 --> 00:06:06,951 I... love... 73 00:06:07,034 --> 00:06:08,744 you... 74 00:06:12,164 --> 00:06:13,958 You love Yousif? 75 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:17,461 Everybody, I am gay! 76 00:06:17,545 --> 00:06:20,965 - Yeah, no shit. - Sit down, Yousif. 77 00:06:25,511 --> 00:06:27,304 Yeah, that was awkward for a while. 78 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:29,640 Anyway, that's just a little context about me, 79 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:32,351 my family, and my best... 80 00:06:35,938 --> 00:06:39,483 ...ex-best-friend, Milly. 81 00:06:39,567 --> 00:06:42,319 But to really understand how I've ended up on this stage 82 00:06:42,403 --> 00:06:45,156 further away from love than I have ever been before, 83 00:06:45,239 --> 00:06:48,701 I need to take you back to upper sixth, April 17th. 84 00:06:48,784 --> 00:06:50,619 The Easter holidays were over. 85 00:06:50,703 --> 00:06:52,955 It was our last first day back to school ever. 86 00:06:56,417 --> 00:06:58,085 Tonight was finally the night 87 00:06:58,169 --> 00:07:00,462 that I was going to tell Amelia Brown 88 00:07:00,546 --> 00:07:02,173 that I am, and always have been, 89 00:07:02,256 --> 00:07:05,050 head over heels in love with her. 90 00:07:05,634 --> 00:07:07,261 Hmm. 91 00:07:07,344 --> 00:07:09,722 I have everything planned, and this time, 92 00:07:09,805 --> 00:07:12,224 not even the universe is gonna get in my way. 93 00:07:12,683 --> 00:07:14,393 Hmm. 94 00:07:14,476 --> 00:07:16,854 Pretty sure that had bird shit on it. 95 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:18,772 What up, chuckle? 96 00:07:18,856 --> 00:07:20,733 What up, beef cakes? 97 00:07:20,816 --> 00:07:23,861 - Hello, William. - Hey. 98 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:25,654 - William? - Yes, Miss Brown? 99 00:07:25,738 --> 00:07:28,991 Could you play some kick-ass, big-boss 100 00:07:29,074 --> 00:07:33,954 - final-term music please? - I certainly can, Miss Brown. 101 00:07:34,038 --> 00:07:35,915 Hold tight. 102 00:07:35,998 --> 00:07:38,500 ♪ Wet! Wet! Wet! Wet! ♪ 103 00:07:38,918 --> 00:07:44,798 ♪ Wet! Wet! Wet! Wet! ♪ 104 00:07:45,174 --> 00:07:48,093 ♪ Oh, Oh, my God, hey... ♪ 105 00:07:48,177 --> 00:07:51,180 ♪ Stupid boy think that I need him, yo ♪ 106 00:07:51,263 --> 00:07:53,682 ♪ I go cold like changing seasons ♪ 107 00:07:54,475 --> 00:07:57,686 ♪ I go red hot like a demon, I go ghost for no damn reason ♪ 108 00:07:57,770 --> 00:07:59,605 ♪ Stupid boy think that I need him ♪ 109 00:07:59,688 --> 00:08:00,898 Yo, what's up? 110 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:02,524 ♪ Pleasing, season, I'm spicy ♪ 111 00:08:02,608 --> 00:08:04,151 ♪ Hot to touch, too much, too pricey ♪ 112 00:08:04,235 --> 00:08:08,572 - ♪ Heathen, I'm in your psyche ♪ - Whoa... 113 00:08:08,656 --> 00:08:10,366 ♪ Stupid boy think that I need him ♪ 114 00:08:10,449 --> 00:08:11,951 ♪ I go ghost for no damn reason ♪ 115 00:08:12,034 --> 00:08:14,036 ♪ Stupid boy think that I need him ♪ 116 00:08:14,119 --> 00:08:16,664 ♪ Stupid, stupid, you dumb, you goofy, goofy ♪ 117 00:08:16,747 --> 00:08:19,750 ♪ This pussy juicy, juicy... ♪ - Archie! 118 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:22,544 ♪ Oh, nah, boy, you could never cos you not clever enough ♪ 119 00:08:24,505 --> 00:08:26,382 ♪ I don't want you and I don't want your homie ♪ 120 00:08:26,465 --> 00:08:27,758 {\an8}♪ Cos both of y'all are suckers ♪ 121 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:28,842 {\an8}♪ Y'all some dumb dumbs ♪ 122 00:08:28,926 --> 00:08:30,719 {\an8}♪ I could play you straight up out your bread ♪ 123 00:08:30,803 --> 00:08:32,429 {\an8}♪ Now you got crumb crumbs ♪ 124 00:08:32,513 --> 00:08:34,723 ♪ I don't really need a man, but sometimes I want one... ♪ 125 00:08:34,807 --> 00:08:37,977 Ooh! Naughty. 126 00:08:42,898 --> 00:08:45,067 Yeah, that wasn't us. 127 00:08:45,150 --> 00:08:48,404 Gonna be the best term yet. You'll see. 128 00:08:48,487 --> 00:08:50,698 Gonna be the worst term of your life. 129 00:08:50,781 --> 00:08:54,285 You'll see. 130 00:08:54,368 --> 00:08:58,539 - I thought dipshit was expelled. - Looks like he's back. Again. 131 00:08:58,622 --> 00:09:01,750 Great. Well, at least he can't follow us to uni. 132 00:09:01,834 --> 00:09:04,044 Unless they're hiring janitors. 133 00:09:04,128 --> 00:09:05,754 Six weeks till the ball. 134 00:09:06,505 --> 00:09:09,466 So, who are you taking, Cinderella? 135 00:09:09,550 --> 00:09:10,843 Funny. 136 00:09:10,926 --> 00:09:12,678 I say we just binge silent-era horror movies 137 00:09:12,761 --> 00:09:13,929 and then get pissed 138 00:09:14,013 --> 00:09:16,140 on one of my parents' dusty bottles of champagne 139 00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:17,766 like the rock stars that we are. 140 00:09:17,850 --> 00:09:22,313 - In our gowns, of course. - Right. Of course. 141 00:09:26,150 --> 00:09:28,360 Let's do this, big boy. 142 00:09:37,828 --> 00:09:38,871 Huh? 143 00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:49,923 ♪ Mississippi Queen ♪ 144 00:09:50,549 --> 00:09:52,885 ♪ If you know what I mean... ♪ 145 00:09:53,552 --> 00:09:57,306 - Who is that? - Kiss my arse, universe. 146 00:09:57,389 --> 00:09:59,350 I know what you're trying to do, but trust me, 147 00:09:59,433 --> 00:10:02,978 - that is not Milly's type. - He is so my type. 148 00:10:14,406 --> 00:10:17,701 - Who is he, anyway? - He's, like, 40. Jesus. 149 00:10:17,785 --> 00:10:20,412 He's probably a teacher or somebody's dad. 150 00:10:20,496 --> 00:10:22,581 No way in hell that guy is a student. 151 00:10:22,664 --> 00:10:24,249 And this is our brand-new student, 152 00:10:24,333 --> 00:10:26,877 all the way from Hollywood in California... 153 00:10:27,461 --> 00:10:28,712 Billy Walsh. 154 00:10:29,338 --> 00:10:31,632 Oh, fuck off, universe. 155 00:10:36,261 --> 00:10:40,140 Hey, not quite school attire but, er, you look cool. 156 00:10:40,224 --> 00:10:43,685 - Oh, thank you, sir. - No, thank you. 157 00:10:47,856 --> 00:10:49,274 - Hey, everyone. - Hi! 158 00:10:49,358 --> 00:10:51,485 - Billy Walsh. 159 00:10:52,069 --> 00:10:54,488 Sit down, Yousif. 160 00:10:56,907 --> 00:10:58,409 My dad just moved here for business, 161 00:10:58,492 --> 00:11:00,994 so I'm gonna be joining you for the rest of the semester. 162 00:11:01,078 --> 00:11:02,621 I've never been to England before, 163 00:11:02,704 --> 00:11:04,123 but I hear a lot of awesome things. 164 00:11:04,206 --> 00:11:06,166 Really excited to get to know all of you. 165 00:11:06,250 --> 00:11:08,460 Thank you for such a warm welcome. 166 00:11:17,469 --> 00:11:21,723 - What a douche. - Total douche. 167 00:11:23,475 --> 00:11:25,185 You can tell me if you like him. 168 00:11:25,269 --> 00:11:28,021 They've definitely gotten bigger. 169 00:11:28,105 --> 00:11:29,440 Definitely. 170 00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:35,112 That, or her eyebrows have gotten smaller. 171 00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:41,702 And I don't like him, OK? I don't even know him. 172 00:11:41,785 --> 00:11:43,537 It could be padding. 173 00:11:44,580 --> 00:11:46,206 That is not padding. 174 00:11:48,792 --> 00:11:49,835 Padding. 175 00:11:49,918 --> 00:11:51,336 I told you. Nothing to worry about. 176 00:11:51,420 --> 00:11:53,213 Well, easy for you to say. 177 00:11:53,297 --> 00:11:55,424 Boys don't know what it's like having small boobs. 178 00:11:55,507 --> 00:11:57,009 I'd rather brain than boobs any day. 179 00:11:57,092 --> 00:11:58,635 It'd be like having a small penis, 180 00:11:58,719 --> 00:11:59,928 but it's on your chest 181 00:12:00,012 --> 00:12:02,097 and everyone can see it all the time. 182 00:12:02,181 --> 00:12:04,808 - You know what I mean. -"You?" 183 00:12:04,892 --> 00:12:06,518 Why the fuck did you say "you" like that? 184 00:12:06,602 --> 00:12:08,604 I'll have you know I have a very developed dick. 185 00:12:08,687 --> 00:12:12,483 OK, Mr Developed Dick. 186 00:12:24,286 --> 00:12:27,122 Phase one, secure her evening. 187 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:30,876 - Oh, I forgot to mention... - It's not padding. 188 00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:32,961 - Bitch. 189 00:12:33,879 --> 00:12:36,048 I'm gonna shank her, Archie. I'll do it, I swear to God. 190 00:12:36,131 --> 00:12:39,551 All right, Shawshank. Just take a breath and have some juice. 191 00:12:40,719 --> 00:12:43,222 He looked so embarrassed. Four-eyes. 192 00:12:44,723 --> 00:12:46,642 Take two. 193 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:51,480 Oh, um, I forgot to mention they're, um, 194 00:12:51,563 --> 00:12:53,273 they're playing Night of the Living Dead 195 00:12:53,357 --> 00:12:54,525 at the Savoy after school. 196 00:12:56,235 --> 00:12:57,444 It cost me an arm and a leg 197 00:12:57,528 --> 00:12:59,488 - bribing this old bastard. 198 00:12:59,571 --> 00:13:01,198 I can't believe they're playing our fav... 199 00:13:20,509 --> 00:13:24,221 Is it just me, or does he walk in slow motion? 200 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:27,349 Just you. Can we get back to what's important, please? 201 00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:29,560 That guy is very clearly a massive dingleberry. 202 00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:31,186 You don't know anything about him. 203 00:13:31,270 --> 00:13:32,271 Trust me, I know. 204 00:13:33,105 --> 00:13:34,690 Oh! Sorry. 205 00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:38,402 - Here. - Thanks. 206 00:13:42,364 --> 00:13:45,075 OK, that was, admittedly, unfortunate timing, 207 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:47,411 but, trust me, Billy Walsh has bad news 208 00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:49,663 tattooed on his ball sack. 209 00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:51,456 I think somebody's a little jealous. 210 00:13:51,540 --> 00:13:53,000 You wish. 211 00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:54,835 Check this out. I bet my entire trust fund 212 00:13:54,918 --> 00:13:57,337 that he sits with Tony and the swim team. 213 00:14:07,139 --> 00:14:08,181 Hi. 214 00:14:10,392 --> 00:14:11,852 Clearly I'm not crazy. 215 00:14:11,935 --> 00:14:14,396 I mean, you can see who this guy is from a mile away, right? 216 00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:15,606 He's a... 217 00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:30,912 - loner? - He's studying. 218 00:14:30,996 --> 00:14:32,623 Am I rich now? 219 00:14:34,416 --> 00:14:36,251 I'm rich, bitches! 220 00:14:36,877 --> 00:14:39,504 And now he's pretending to read. Give me a break. 221 00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:45,552 So back to phase one, "Night of the Living Dead". 222 00:14:45,636 --> 00:14:47,095 Good evening. 223 00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:49,931 Thank you. 224 00:15:01,693 --> 00:15:05,280 - Where is everybody? - I don't know. 225 00:15:07,366 --> 00:15:10,494 Phase two, pull out all the stops. 226 00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:18,627 I jumped out at you from behind the tree 227 00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:21,004 and Grandpa got all excited and he shook his fist at me 228 00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:23,548 and he said, "Boy, you'll be damned to hell!" 229 00:15:23,632 --> 00:15:25,217 Stop it, now. I mean it. 230 00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:27,052 You're still afraid. 231 00:15:28,553 --> 00:15:31,431 They're coming to get you, Barbara. 232 00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:34,476 Remember? Remember we had to go to Willard then? 233 00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:37,020 This isn't a passing thing, honey. 234 00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:40,482 It's... it's not like just the wind passing through. 235 00:15:40,565 --> 00:15:43,568 We've got to do something, and fast. 236 00:15:53,912 --> 00:15:55,539 Fear fart. 237 00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:07,259 Phase three, pop the question. 238 00:16:07,342 --> 00:16:09,511 Come on, Archie. You can do this. 239 00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:18,562 What's up? 240 00:16:21,189 --> 00:16:25,318 - I can't do this. - Archie? 241 00:16:25,402 --> 00:16:28,822 They're nice seats, aren't they? Very, um... 242 00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:31,283 - Very well made, actually. 243 00:16:31,366 --> 00:16:33,118 Velvety, almost. 244 00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:35,203 - Are you OK? - Yeah. 245 00:16:35,287 --> 00:16:38,331 Archie-boy is always, um, OK. 246 00:16:38,415 --> 00:16:40,792 Oh, shit. You've had too much sugar, haven't you? 247 00:16:40,876 --> 00:16:42,586 - What? - That thing's happening again. 248 00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:44,379 - Come on, let's walk it off. - No, I... 249 00:16:44,463 --> 00:16:47,799 No, sorry, um, I... 250 00:16:48,717 --> 00:16:52,929 I have to tell you something. Something, um, something big. 251 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,849 Bigger than anything before. Like really, really big. 252 00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:59,811 - OK. It's big, I get it. - Yeah. 253 00:17:00,562 --> 00:17:03,607 That's funny because... 254 00:17:04,149 --> 00:17:05,817 I have something to tell you too. 255 00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:09,029 Something big. 256 00:17:09,613 --> 00:17:13,366 OK. Well, um... 257 00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:14,868 Well, you go first. 258 00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:17,788 No, no, no. This is your moment. I don't want to interrupt it. 259 00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:19,372 No, no, honestly, you go. 260 00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:21,291 OK. 261 00:17:24,169 --> 00:17:27,422 Whoa. I'm nervous. 262 00:17:27,506 --> 00:17:30,509 Shit. She's gonna ask me. 263 00:17:30,592 --> 00:17:32,928 I don't think I've ever been nervous in front of you before. 264 00:17:33,011 --> 00:17:35,722 It's OK. I'm nervous too. 265 00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:38,850 Right. I'm just gonna come right out and say it. 266 00:17:38,934 --> 00:17:40,769 - OK. - Here we go. 267 00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:42,521 OK. 268 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,233 - I love Billy Walsh. - I love you too. 269 00:17:51,530 --> 00:17:52,823 To the moon and back. 270 00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:55,033 I'm so happy for you. Wait, what? 271 00:17:55,116 --> 00:17:57,702 - I know. It's soon, right? - Soon? Soon? 272 00:17:57,786 --> 00:18:00,580 - It's been ten fucking hours. - No, I know it sounds crazy, 273 00:18:00,705 --> 00:18:03,583 but I've never felt this kind of attraction to someone before. 274 00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:05,377 - He's such a... - Fuckhead. 275 00:18:05,502 --> 00:18:08,630 - What? - Did I just say that out loud? 276 00:18:10,298 --> 00:18:13,885 A mystery. I don't know, uh... 277 00:18:16,179 --> 00:18:17,639 Anyway... 278 00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:21,726 You've taken this, like, really badly. 279 00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:23,270 - Me? - Yeah. 280 00:18:23,353 --> 00:18:27,399 No! No, this is... this is... 281 00:18:27,482 --> 00:18:29,776 Literally the worst night of my whole fucking... 282 00:18:29,860 --> 00:18:32,946 - Fuck, fuck, fuck you, universe! 283 00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:36,241 Fantastic. This is fantastic. 284 00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:38,243 I know you're worried he'll hurt me. 285 00:18:38,326 --> 00:18:40,579 Hurt you? You've barely spoken a word to him. 286 00:18:40,662 --> 00:18:43,748 You sound... [whistles] nuts. 287 00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:48,795 Thanks, Archie. 288 00:18:50,422 --> 00:18:51,423 Means a lot. 289 00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:58,388 Well, what were you gonna tell me? 290 00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:01,808 Mum's bought sex toys. No idea where that came from. 291 00:19:01,892 --> 00:19:05,520 - Really? - Yeah. Big ones. 292 00:19:10,692 --> 00:19:12,402 Aww. 293 00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:15,906 After that night, 294 00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:18,658 it was like the floodgates to Billy City had been opened. 295 00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:25,832 - ♪ Beam me up ♪ - ♪ Beam me up ♪ 296 00:19:25,916 --> 00:19:27,667 - ♪ Count me in ♪ - ♪ Count me in ♪ 297 00:19:27,751 --> 00:19:29,461 - ♪ Three, two, one ♪ - ♪ Three, two, one ♪ 298 00:19:29,544 --> 00:19:31,546 - ♪ Let's begin ♪ 299 00:19:31,630 --> 00:19:33,048 - ♪ Here we go ♪ - ♪ Here we go ♪ 300 00:19:33,131 --> 00:19:34,591 - ♪ Here we go ♪ 301 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:38,720 - ♪ Here we go, here we go ♪ 302 00:19:38,803 --> 00:19:41,139 ♪ I was in your wet dream driving in my car ♪ 303 00:19:42,641 --> 00:19:44,392 ♪ Saw you at the side of the road ♪ 304 00:19:44,476 --> 00:19:45,936 ♪ There's no one else around ♪ 305 00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:48,939 ♪ You're touching yourself, touching yourself ♪ 306 00:19:49,022 --> 00:19:51,274 ♪ Touching your... touching yourself ♪ 307 00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:52,817 ♪ Touching yourself ♪ 308 00:19:52,901 --> 00:19:56,321 ♪ You said, "Baby, do you want to come home with me?" ♪ 309 00:19:56,404 --> 00:20:00,575 ♪ "I got 'Buffalo '66' on DVD" ♪ 310 00:20:00,659 --> 00:20:03,954 ♪ You said, "Baby, do you want to come home with me?" ♪ 311 00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:08,333 ♪ "I got 'Buffalo '66' on DVD" ♪ 312 00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:09,960 - ♪ Beam me up ♪ - ♪ Beam me up ♪ 313 00:20:10,001 --> 00:20:11,795 - ♪ Count me in ♪ - ♪ Count me in ♪ 314 00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:13,922 {\an8}-♪ Three, two, one ♪ - ♪ Three, two, one ♪ 315 00:20:14,005 --> 00:20:15,757 ♪ Let's begin ♪ 316 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:17,300 - ♪ Here we go... ♪ 317 00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:19,844 - ♪ Here we go... ♪ 318 00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:23,807 - Within a week, 319 00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:25,892 Billy had literally become a health hazard. 320 00:20:28,186 --> 00:20:30,021 And she had yet to speak a single word to him, 321 00:20:30,105 --> 00:20:32,565 let alone tell him how she felt. 322 00:20:32,649 --> 00:20:36,319 I couldn't tell Milly. Milly couldn't tell Billy. 323 00:20:36,403 --> 00:20:38,154 Perhaps we should all just go 324 00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:40,657 and have one big ironic threesome. 325 00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:48,415 Nine hundred and ninety-nine. 326 00:20:48,498 --> 00:20:49,874 Not bad. 327 00:20:55,839 --> 00:20:57,257 I know what you're thinking, 328 00:20:57,340 --> 00:20:59,634 but you're wrong. They're not having sex. 329 00:21:05,265 --> 00:21:09,185 Oh! We are having sex! 330 00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:11,312 That should be me down there. 331 00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:14,482 You know what I mean. 332 00:21:17,736 --> 00:21:19,237 I told you he'd join the swim team. 333 00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:26,745 ♪ It's enough, it's enough ♪ 334 00:21:26,828 --> 00:21:28,329 - ♪ It's enough, it's enough ♪ - Yes! 335 00:21:28,413 --> 00:21:32,375 ♪ It's enough, it's enough, it's enough, it's enough ♪ 336 00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:34,127 - ♪ Beam me up ♪ - ♪ Beam me up ♪ 337 00:21:34,210 --> 00:21:36,004 - ♪ Count me in ♪ - ♪ Count me in ♪ 338 00:21:36,087 --> 00:21:37,672 - ♪ Three, two, one ♪ - ♪ Three, two, one ♪ 339 00:21:37,756 --> 00:21:39,799 ♪ Let's begin ♪ 340 00:21:39,883 --> 00:21:41,593 - ♪ Here we go ♪ - ♪ Here we go ♪ 341 00:21:41,676 --> 00:21:43,511 - ♪ Here we go ♪ - ♪ Here we go ♪ 342 00:21:43,595 --> 00:21:46,890 ♪ Here we go, here we go, here we go ♪ 343 00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:48,808 - ♪ Beam me up ♪ - ♪ Beam me up ♪ 344 00:21:48,892 --> 00:21:50,685 - ♪ Count me in ♪ - ♪ Count me in ♪ 345 00:21:50,769 --> 00:21:52,729 - ♪ Three, two, one ♪ - ♪ Three, two, one ♪ 346 00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:54,230 ♪ Let's begin ♪ 347 00:21:54,314 --> 00:21:56,232 Yes, it was all rather lovely, I must say. 348 00:21:56,316 --> 00:21:59,486 And the Spanish coast is simply magnificent. 349 00:21:59,569 --> 00:22:02,405 And the people, the Spaniards... You tell them, honey-bunny. 350 00:22:02,489 --> 00:22:06,076 Just... incredibly sensual. 351 00:22:06,159 --> 00:22:07,994 - Hmm, hmm. - Yeah. 352 00:22:08,411 --> 00:22:11,748 Well, you both do seem very happy. 353 00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:15,752 Oh, uh... well, yes, we've... 354 00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:18,171 - actually never been happier. - Yeah. 355 00:22:18,254 --> 00:22:20,423 - Have we, bunny-honey? 356 00:22:41,111 --> 00:22:42,403 So what is the secret? 357 00:22:43,363 --> 00:22:45,156 - Sorry, darling? - Come on. 358 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:48,952 You guys have been fighting like cats and dogs for years. 359 00:22:49,035 --> 00:22:50,745 - Oh. - What's the secret? 360 00:22:50,829 --> 00:22:54,415 Um... Well, um... 361 00:22:54,499 --> 00:22:59,462 let's just say we had some help from a little friend. 362 00:22:59,546 --> 00:23:01,422 - Dildo! - Huh? 363 00:23:02,257 --> 00:23:06,553 -"Little friend" equals dildo. - No, it doesn't. 364 00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:14,018 Threesome. Holy shit. Your parents are sex perverts. 365 00:23:14,102 --> 00:23:15,395 Popcorn, please. 366 00:23:17,313 --> 00:23:20,900 How long's it been now? Seven, eight years? 367 00:23:20,984 --> 00:23:23,862 Darling, we love Jules, you know that. 368 00:23:23,945 --> 00:23:28,700 Of course we still do, but there is a whole world out there. 369 00:23:28,783 --> 00:23:33,037 - There must be someone! 370 00:23:34,747 --> 00:23:37,083 - OK, there is someone. - Ooh! 371 00:23:37,167 --> 00:23:40,420 - Potentially. - What's her name? 372 00:23:40,503 --> 00:23:44,966 Her name is Maggie. 373 00:23:46,593 --> 00:23:48,386 She's my new bookkeeper. 374 00:23:48,469 --> 00:23:53,183 She's quiet but sweet, and she makes the best cups of tea. 375 00:23:53,266 --> 00:23:55,518 My God, she's like a human calculator. 376 00:23:55,602 --> 00:23:57,395 I mean, it's incredible, really. 377 00:23:57,478 --> 00:23:58,479 Jesus, Rupert. 378 00:23:58,563 --> 00:24:00,565 My wife's drying up just listening to you. 379 00:24:00,648 --> 00:24:02,609 - George, stop it! - Sorry. 380 00:24:02,692 --> 00:24:05,028 - Hmm! - Naughty. So you like her? 381 00:24:06,571 --> 00:24:09,616 - It's been so long, you know? 382 00:24:09,699 --> 00:24:11,534 Yes, darling. 383 00:24:11,868 --> 00:24:16,623 I come into work, I know exactly what I want to say... 384 00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:19,792 and I don't know. 385 00:24:19,876 --> 00:24:22,337 - I think we should tell him. 386 00:24:22,420 --> 00:24:23,671 Tell me what? 387 00:24:27,383 --> 00:24:30,553 - Darling, can you keep a secret? - Yeah, of course. Anything. 388 00:24:32,013 --> 00:24:36,976 Well, it's no secret George and I were on the verge of tyranny. 389 00:24:37,060 --> 00:24:38,895 Everybody knows that. 390 00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:41,147 And we tried everything, didn't we, darling? 391 00:24:41,231 --> 00:24:44,025 Therapists. Marriage counsellors. 392 00:24:44,108 --> 00:24:45,235 We ever tried a threesome. 393 00:24:46,903 --> 00:24:48,154 I knew it! 394 00:24:51,115 --> 00:24:53,868 And nothing worked. Nothing. 395 00:24:53,952 --> 00:24:57,288 - That is until... - Yes? 396 00:24:59,666 --> 00:25:00,667 Yes? 397 00:25:01,751 --> 00:25:04,754 Sylvie from the golf club told us about this man 398 00:25:04,837 --> 00:25:08,925 they call the Love Doctor. 399 00:25:11,344 --> 00:25:12,887 The Love Doctor. 400 00:25:12,971 --> 00:25:15,265 - It's a one-on-one video... - Sorry, sorry. 401 00:25:15,348 --> 00:25:17,058 How is it you think that the Love Doctor 402 00:25:17,141 --> 00:25:19,227 is the most important part of that story? 403 00:25:19,310 --> 00:25:21,187 My parents had a threesome. 404 00:25:22,188 --> 00:25:23,523 Kinky. 405 00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:27,443 It's important because if the Love Doctor 406 00:25:27,527 --> 00:25:30,238 can literally make anyone fall in love with you then... 407 00:25:43,459 --> 00:25:44,711 - Hiya, Billy. - Hey. 408 00:25:45,878 --> 00:25:48,589 - What class have you got next? - Uh, English. 409 00:25:48,673 --> 00:25:50,425 Same. Come along. 410 00:25:50,508 --> 00:25:52,927 - OK. - Billy? 411 00:25:53,011 --> 00:25:53,720 Amber? 412 00:25:53,803 --> 00:25:54,846 They looked pretty loved up to me. 413 00:25:54,929 --> 00:25:56,973 I have to get in there before he asks her to the ball. 414 00:25:57,056 --> 00:25:59,017 There's, what, four weeks till the big night? 415 00:25:59,100 --> 00:26:00,351 The ball? 416 00:26:00,435 --> 00:26:02,437 - I thought we were gonna... - Oh, come on, Archie! 417 00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:03,521 What can I do? 418 00:26:03,604 --> 00:26:05,523 My parents are hardly gonna give me the details 419 00:26:05,606 --> 00:26:07,066 - of their sex doctor. - Love Doctor! 420 00:26:07,150 --> 00:26:08,651 Whatever. I doubt this Love Doctor 421 00:26:08,735 --> 00:26:10,028 is gonna help some schoolgirl 422 00:26:10,111 --> 00:26:13,072 bag a guy she's never spoken to who already has a girlfriend. 423 00:26:13,156 --> 00:26:14,907 They are not official! 424 00:26:16,576 --> 00:26:20,121 Archie. Have I ever asked you for anything? 425 00:26:20,204 --> 00:26:22,832 - Yes, literally all the time. - Come on. 426 00:26:25,793 --> 00:26:27,879 This is really important to me. 427 00:26:27,962 --> 00:26:32,175 Why? What's the big deal about Billy bloody Walsh, anyway? 428 00:26:32,258 --> 00:26:34,761 So many other people would kill to take you to the ball. 429 00:26:34,844 --> 00:26:36,429 Like who? 430 00:26:45,938 --> 00:26:47,899 You really want to know why it's such a big deal? 431 00:26:55,406 --> 00:26:58,826 Because I've never had a boyfriend before. 432 00:26:58,910 --> 00:27:02,038 I mean, I'm 17 years old, for crying out loud, 433 00:27:02,121 --> 00:27:04,874 and I haven't even kissed anyone. 434 00:27:05,917 --> 00:27:11,339 I want to, you know, experience things before we finish school. 435 00:27:15,051 --> 00:27:17,970 And I want those experiences to be with Billy. 436 00:27:18,429 --> 00:27:19,972 Fuck, no! 437 00:27:23,017 --> 00:27:25,520 Look... can I be honest with you? 438 00:27:26,354 --> 00:27:27,980 Always. 439 00:27:28,356 --> 00:27:30,149 We're part of an ecosystem, Milly, 440 00:27:30,233 --> 00:27:33,778 a food chain that exists, whether we like it or not. 441 00:27:33,861 --> 00:27:37,073 And I hate to say it, but we are at the bottom of it. 442 00:27:38,825 --> 00:27:40,576 Popular people go for popular people. 443 00:27:40,660 --> 00:27:42,703 Good-looking people go for good-looking people. 444 00:27:42,787 --> 00:27:44,622 Not people like me, and not people like you. 445 00:27:49,085 --> 00:27:51,963 I... I didn't mean... Milly! 446 00:27:52,046 --> 00:27:53,756 Milly, I... 447 00:27:59,804 --> 00:28:00,888 Shit. 448 00:28:31,794 --> 00:28:35,006 - Hey, Ru. - Hey. Archie. 449 00:28:35,089 --> 00:28:38,718 Who's your, um... friend? 450 00:28:39,343 --> 00:28:41,095 Oh, that's, uh, that's Maggie. 451 00:28:45,057 --> 00:28:47,059 Anyhoo, Amelia running late again? 452 00:28:47,143 --> 00:28:49,395 Oh, no, she's gone, Arch. She left early on her bike. 453 00:28:53,566 --> 00:28:54,734 Ah. 454 00:29:14,962 --> 00:29:16,297 Fuck! 455 00:29:33,064 --> 00:29:34,232 Bingo. 456 00:29:45,493 --> 00:29:46,661 Huh? 457 00:29:59,590 --> 00:30:01,759 - Huh? 458 00:30:02,343 --> 00:30:04,011 What the hell are you doing up there? 459 00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:07,056 Archie! 460 00:30:08,558 --> 00:30:10,560 - I'll do it. - Do what? 461 00:30:12,186 --> 00:30:15,231 - The Love Doctor. 462 00:30:22,530 --> 00:30:25,199 I was starting to think you were in love with me or something. 463 00:30:32,915 --> 00:30:34,625 Are you? 464 00:30:36,294 --> 00:30:39,755 - What? - In love with me? 465 00:30:45,344 --> 00:30:48,973 - Ugh, gross, dude! - I was kidding, you geek. 466 00:30:49,056 --> 00:30:50,516 You're the geek. 467 00:30:51,684 --> 00:30:55,146 - Well, in that case... 468 00:30:59,191 --> 00:31:02,153 - Hello, William. - Lovely to see you, Miss Brown. 469 00:31:05,615 --> 00:31:08,326 And with the passing of a piece of paper, 470 00:31:08,409 --> 00:31:10,453 - the love of my life was gone. 471 00:31:11,454 --> 00:31:13,164 Hey! Hey, wait! 472 00:31:13,247 --> 00:31:15,291 - You forgot about me! 473 00:31:16,542 --> 00:31:17,877 And with the Love Doctor's help, 474 00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:20,588 there'd be no stopping her conquest of Billy. 475 00:31:20,671 --> 00:31:22,465 See you tonight, Billy. 476 00:31:22,965 --> 00:31:25,760 - See you later, boys. - Bye, Amber. 477 00:31:25,843 --> 00:31:28,846 And, yes, he's on the rugby team, too. 478 00:31:29,472 --> 00:31:31,974 - Y'all are too horny, man. 479 00:31:32,683 --> 00:31:36,604 - Whoops. - Tosser. 480 00:31:36,687 --> 00:31:40,107 - Undeveloped dick syndrome. - What did you say? 481 00:31:55,665 --> 00:32:01,587 Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? 482 00:32:05,007 --> 00:32:09,095 Mr Quigley, could you be our Romeo? 483 00:32:10,596 --> 00:32:12,014 Stand, boy! 484 00:32:12,098 --> 00:32:14,225 How do you expect to defeat the mighty Tybalt 485 00:32:14,308 --> 00:32:15,851 whilst hiding in the shadows? 486 00:32:15,935 --> 00:32:18,020 - I don't expect to... 487 00:32:22,191 --> 00:32:24,652 Geek versus Goliath. 488 00:32:24,735 --> 00:32:27,279 Miss Farthing, come along. 489 00:32:33,577 --> 00:32:38,457 Please, Romeo. Save me from this wretched beast. 490 00:32:41,669 --> 00:32:43,379 Suck it, Trent! 491 00:33:06,986 --> 00:33:09,572 Bravo! Bravo, dear Romeo. 492 00:33:09,905 --> 00:33:13,534 Not exactly a classical depiction of our Romeo, 493 00:33:13,617 --> 00:33:18,706 but behind the mask, it could be anyone. 494 00:33:18,789 --> 00:33:21,625 - It could be anyone. 495 00:33:21,709 --> 00:33:23,294 That's it! 496 00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:42,373 Whoa. 497 00:34:49,547 --> 00:34:50,673 Hmm... 498 00:34:50,756 --> 00:34:53,843 Maybe that's not quite right. 499 00:35:15,281 --> 00:35:17,908 ♪ This is a song for the weirdos ♪ 500 00:35:17,992 --> 00:35:19,493 ♪ The anti-heroes ♪ 501 00:35:19,577 --> 00:35:22,955 ♪ Won't fit in if you tried ♪ 502 00:35:23,038 --> 00:35:25,416 ♪ A song for the freaks and the scumbags ♪ 503 00:35:25,499 --> 00:35:30,629 ♪ The good kids gone bad, live wild on the outside ♪ 504 00:35:30,713 --> 00:35:34,383 ♪ As heavy as Marlboro Red ♪ 505 00:35:34,466 --> 00:35:38,429 ♪ You're wondering who's your friend ♪ 506 00:35:38,512 --> 00:35:41,515 - Whoa! Whoo! - ♪ This is a song for... ♪ 507 00:36:16,467 --> 00:36:18,928 What's up, buttercup? Sniffing my panties again? 508 00:36:19,011 --> 00:36:22,681 Hmm. 509 00:36:22,765 --> 00:36:24,642 No, seriously, what are you doing in my locker? 510 00:36:24,725 --> 00:36:25,893 - Billy. - Throw the ball. 511 00:36:25,976 --> 00:36:27,478 Go long. 512 00:36:38,072 --> 00:36:39,239 Earth to Milly. 513 00:36:40,574 --> 00:36:41,742 Weekend reading. 514 00:36:44,244 --> 00:36:47,289 - Aw. - Hmm. 515 00:36:47,373 --> 00:36:49,249 I need new friends. 516 00:37:32,292 --> 00:37:35,337 - OK. 517 00:37:53,313 --> 00:37:54,648 I'm Amelia. 518 00:37:58,902 --> 00:37:59,903 What age... 519 00:37:59,987 --> 00:38:01,864 ...are you? 520 00:38:04,199 --> 00:38:07,161 - Eighteen. - You're sure? 521 00:38:07,244 --> 00:38:11,206 - My service isn't for children. - Yes, I'm sure. 522 00:38:17,129 --> 00:38:20,007 I want you to listen to me, Amelia. 523 00:38:20,090 --> 00:38:22,259 This isn't for the faint-hearted. 524 00:38:22,342 --> 00:38:23,719 It isn't for the weak, 525 00:38:23,802 --> 00:38:28,599 and it's going to require complete and absolute trust. 526 00:38:29,058 --> 00:38:32,644 Trust in me. Trust in my process. 527 00:38:32,728 --> 00:38:35,022 And trust in yourself. 528 00:38:38,901 --> 00:38:41,278 We are dealing with love. 529 00:38:41,862 --> 00:38:44,698 The most powerful of all the human emotions. 530 00:38:45,657 --> 00:38:48,577 The emotion that combines all others, 531 00:38:48,660 --> 00:38:50,204 pain, 532 00:38:50,287 --> 00:38:52,372 fear, 533 00:38:52,456 --> 00:38:54,083 sadness, 534 00:38:54,833 --> 00:38:56,168 joy... 535 00:38:57,419 --> 00:38:58,462 into one. 536 00:39:02,633 --> 00:39:04,968 Are you prepared to do exactly as I say, 537 00:39:05,052 --> 00:39:09,431 to do what needs to be done to win in the game of love? 538 00:39:11,308 --> 00:39:12,768 Yes. 539 00:39:18,524 --> 00:39:20,859 You know, you sound a lot like... 540 00:39:20,943 --> 00:39:23,695 Good. Now, um... 541 00:39:23,779 --> 00:39:25,364 Tell me about the young man in question 542 00:39:25,447 --> 00:39:29,535 and I'll give you all the steps to make him fall... hard. 543 00:39:33,288 --> 00:39:34,289 Well... 544 00:39:34,706 --> 00:39:37,251 He's got this stupid girl-slash-friend thing going on 545 00:39:37,292 --> 00:39:40,420 - with this moron called Amber. - Tell me about her. 546 00:39:40,504 --> 00:39:41,755 My best friend Archie and I 547 00:39:41,839 --> 00:39:43,507 call her and her friends the Eyebrow Crew 548 00:39:43,590 --> 00:39:45,342 because they have these huge eyebrows. 549 00:39:45,425 --> 00:39:46,885 Yes, very... Yeah, yeah, good. 550 00:39:46,969 --> 00:39:50,097 This is clearly what it will take to get noticed. 551 00:40:20,252 --> 00:40:22,212 Oh, my God! 552 00:40:40,772 --> 00:40:42,149 ♪ Oh, dear ♪ 553 00:40:48,572 --> 00:40:50,699 What the hell happened? 554 00:40:50,782 --> 00:40:54,369 I'm going viral as Batface Girl! I want my money back! 555 00:40:54,453 --> 00:40:56,788 - Slow down, I... - Slow down? 556 00:40:57,873 --> 00:41:00,125 Now, you listen to me, old man. 557 00:41:00,500 --> 00:41:02,377 I have a very particular set of skills, 558 00:41:02,461 --> 00:41:05,505 skills I have acquired over a very long career, 559 00:41:05,589 --> 00:41:09,259 skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. 560 00:41:09,968 --> 00:41:14,223 Are you quoting, um... oh... 561 00:41:14,306 --> 00:41:15,474 Liam Neeson? 562 00:41:17,768 --> 00:41:19,811 Didn't think you'd have seen that one. 563 00:41:20,979 --> 00:41:23,190 But the point remains the same. 564 00:41:23,815 --> 00:41:28,487 I will hunt you down and break your heart like you have mine, 565 00:41:28,570 --> 00:41:32,616 and it won't be metaphorical unless you fix this. 566 00:41:32,699 --> 00:41:34,826 OK, firstly, I haven't taken any money from you. 567 00:41:34,910 --> 00:41:37,579 This was a no-win, no-fee situation. 568 00:41:37,663 --> 00:41:40,499 And, secondly, tell me exactly what happened. 569 00:41:40,582 --> 00:41:42,668 I went into school with my new eyebrows, 570 00:41:42,751 --> 00:41:45,963 exactly as you instructed. 571 00:41:46,046 --> 00:41:48,090 But... 572 00:41:50,550 --> 00:41:52,844 ...everyone just laughed at me. 573 00:41:54,638 --> 00:41:56,723 And... 574 00:41:56,807 --> 00:41:59,268 Penny tripped over and spilled juice on my face 575 00:41:59,351 --> 00:42:01,228 and Billy came... 576 00:42:04,690 --> 00:42:07,442 - Billy came and saw me. - Perfect. 577 00:42:07,526 --> 00:42:10,612 - I know... Wait, what? - What? 578 00:42:10,696 --> 00:42:12,364 Uh, oh, um... 579 00:42:13,949 --> 00:42:19,246 Billy, um... Billy noticed you? 580 00:42:21,164 --> 00:42:22,541 Yes, but he... 581 00:42:22,624 --> 00:42:24,876 There's no such thing as bad press, Amelia. 582 00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:29,006 Before today, Billy Walsh didn't even know you existed. 583 00:42:29,089 --> 00:42:32,384 Your relationship with him was entirely inside your own head. 584 00:42:32,467 --> 00:42:35,137 Now he knows exactly who you are. 585 00:42:35,220 --> 00:42:37,347 Batface Girl. 586 00:42:37,431 --> 00:42:40,475 You're like a superhero, 587 00:42:40,559 --> 00:42:42,352 and he's never going to forget it. 588 00:42:44,187 --> 00:42:45,689 Yeah. 589 00:42:47,399 --> 00:42:52,029 Now that he's seen you, it's time for you to see him. 590 00:42:52,112 --> 00:42:54,614 Eye contact is vital. 591 00:42:54,698 --> 00:43:00,162 The more you stare, the more you will bore into his soul. 592 00:43:38,742 --> 00:43:39,868 Oh! 593 00:43:40,452 --> 00:43:42,537 Make him jealous. 594 00:43:44,414 --> 00:43:48,460 - And I mean really jealous. 595 00:43:49,002 --> 00:43:51,880 - I need to kiss you. - I need you not to! 596 00:44:00,305 --> 00:44:05,227 - What is she even doing? 597 00:44:05,310 --> 00:44:08,146 - Can't believe it. Oh, God. - She is so desperate. 598 00:44:08,230 --> 00:44:10,774 - Her stupid fucking trousers. 599 00:44:10,857 --> 00:44:12,025 Looks like a midlife crisis. 600 00:44:12,109 --> 00:44:14,736 Don't get me started on the hair. What has she used? 601 00:44:14,820 --> 00:44:17,864 - Gorilla Glue? 602 00:44:18,407 --> 00:44:20,075 It's not that funny. 603 00:44:22,327 --> 00:44:25,956 So, how's it going with you know who? 604 00:44:26,832 --> 00:44:29,292 He's coming to mine this weekend, 605 00:44:29,376 --> 00:44:31,962 and I plan on making it hashtag official, 606 00:44:32,045 --> 00:44:34,297 - if you know what I mean. 607 00:44:34,381 --> 00:44:37,884 - Let's go. 608 00:44:49,187 --> 00:44:53,608 I wouldn't go so far as to call myself a genius, but I am. 609 00:44:57,696 --> 00:44:59,948 ♪ You want me, I want you, baby ♪ 610 00:45:00,031 --> 00:45:03,827 ♪ My sugarboo, I'm levitating ♪ - What up, chuckles? 611 00:45:03,910 --> 00:45:05,454 The Love Doctor didn't tell you to... 612 00:45:05,579 --> 00:45:08,039 - What? - Did he tell you...? 613 00:45:08,123 --> 00:45:10,083 Well, he didn't tell me not to do it. 614 00:45:10,125 --> 00:45:12,210 Besides, I feel pretty damn good. 615 00:45:12,294 --> 00:45:15,213 - Looking good, Miss Brown. - Thank you, William. 616 00:45:15,881 --> 00:45:17,716 Bugger, bugger, bugger. 617 00:45:26,183 --> 00:45:29,811 ♪ It's bad bitch o'clock, yeah, it's thick-thirty ♪ 618 00:45:31,021 --> 00:45:35,066 ♪ I've been through a lot, but I'm still flirty ♪ 619 00:45:35,150 --> 00:45:37,027 ♪ Is everybody back up in the building? ♪ 620 00:45:37,110 --> 00:45:39,070 ♪ It's been a minute, tell me how you're healing ♪ 621 00:45:39,154 --> 00:45:41,656 What the fuck is going on? 622 00:45:41,740 --> 00:45:44,618 ♪ How you feeling? How you feel right now? ♪ 623 00:45:44,701 --> 00:45:49,414 ♪ Oh, I've been so down and under pressure ♪ 624 00:45:50,457 --> 00:45:53,210 ♪ I'm way too fine to be this stressed, yeah ♪ 625 00:45:53,585 --> 00:45:59,591 ♪ Oh, I'm not the girl I was or used to be ♪ 626 00:45:59,674 --> 00:46:01,927 ♪ Uh, bitch, I might be better ♪ 627 00:46:02,010 --> 00:46:06,139 ♪ Turn up the music, turn down the lights ♪ 628 00:46:06,223 --> 00:46:09,976 ♪ I got a feeling I'm gon' be all right ♪ 629 00:46:10,060 --> 00:46:12,270 - ♪ OK ♪ - ♪ OK ♪ 630 00:46:12,354 --> 00:46:14,940 ♪ All right, it's about damn time ♪ 631 00:46:15,023 --> 00:46:19,569 ♪ Turn up the music, let's celebrate ♪ 632 00:46:19,653 --> 00:46:22,822 ♪ I got feeling I'm gon' be OK ♪ 633 00:46:22,906 --> 00:46:24,366 - ♪ OK ♪ 634 00:46:24,449 --> 00:46:25,617 ♪ OK ♪ 635 00:46:25,700 --> 00:46:27,911 ♪ All right, it's about damn time ♪ 636 00:46:27,994 --> 00:46:29,454 Oh... 637 00:46:29,538 --> 00:46:31,540 ♪ In a minute, I'mma need a sentimental man or woman ♪ 638 00:46:31,623 --> 00:46:32,624 ♪ To pump me up ♪ 639 00:46:32,707 --> 00:46:35,210 ♪ Feeling fussy, walking in my Balenciussys... ♪ 640 00:46:42,092 --> 00:46:46,638 Oh, she got creamed. Smile, Splat-Face Girl. 641 00:46:55,730 --> 00:46:57,774 - Hey. You OK? - So embarrassing. 642 00:47:06,491 --> 00:47:07,951 How many fingers am I holding up? 643 00:47:08,743 --> 00:47:11,496 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 644 00:47:11,580 --> 00:47:13,123 It's OK. 645 00:47:13,206 --> 00:47:15,667 She's OK. I'll, um... I'll take it from here. 646 00:47:15,750 --> 00:47:16,876 Thanks, big man. 647 00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:19,254 Well, I think she should probably still see a nurse. 648 00:47:19,337 --> 00:47:21,631 - Yeah, I got it. 649 00:47:22,966 --> 00:47:24,676 You forgot your pencil. 650 00:47:36,646 --> 00:47:38,356 So, Batface Girl, 651 00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:40,984 Savoy and hot dogs or tent and fear farts? 652 00:47:48,450 --> 00:47:50,160 Do we know you? 653 00:47:51,703 --> 00:47:53,830 Uh, well... 654 00:47:54,539 --> 00:47:57,375 we have been in the same school 655 00:47:57,459 --> 00:48:03,131 and year and classes for almost seven years now, but... no. 656 00:48:03,715 --> 00:48:06,593 - I guess not. - Oh. 657 00:48:07,010 --> 00:48:10,597 How funny. Didn't even know you existed. 658 00:48:12,724 --> 00:48:15,310 Or you, Alan. 659 00:48:16,311 --> 00:48:19,648 It's Archie, but don't worry about it. 660 00:48:23,693 --> 00:48:25,111 So here's the thing. 661 00:48:27,947 --> 00:48:30,659 We saw you talking to Billy earlier, didn't we, girls? 662 00:48:30,742 --> 00:48:32,952 Hm-hmm. 663 00:48:34,746 --> 00:48:37,499 Well, I fell and cut my knee and he... 664 00:48:37,582 --> 00:48:38,667 Aw. 665 00:48:39,542 --> 00:48:42,796 - Poor little goose. 666 00:48:44,964 --> 00:48:47,592 Billy's my boyfriend. 667 00:48:47,676 --> 00:48:49,511 And we're going to the ball together. 668 00:48:50,679 --> 00:48:54,057 - He's asked you? - Face it. 669 00:48:54,140 --> 00:48:56,643 He's out of your league. 670 00:48:56,726 --> 00:48:59,396 Even with your vagina on show. 671 00:49:10,448 --> 00:49:12,575 If I threw a stick, Amber, would you chase it? 672 00:49:16,079 --> 00:49:17,455 Excuse me? 673 00:49:18,081 --> 00:49:21,292 - You heard me. - Oh... 674 00:49:21,376 --> 00:49:24,087 Sorry, my ears don't understand nerd. 675 00:49:24,170 --> 00:49:26,089 - Well, let me be clear then. 676 00:49:26,172 --> 00:49:29,843 We value your opinion about as much as we value a white crayon. 677 00:49:29,926 --> 00:49:31,803 Ooh! 678 00:49:31,886 --> 00:49:33,179 Oh, Amber. 679 00:49:35,140 --> 00:49:39,519 Mummy and Daddy might have all the money in the world, Alan. 680 00:49:39,602 --> 00:49:41,896 But clearly, it doesn't buy taste. 681 00:49:46,401 --> 00:49:48,862 Look, Amber, I'm sorry. 682 00:49:49,362 --> 00:49:51,448 It's not that I don't like you, it's just that 683 00:49:51,531 --> 00:49:53,491 if you were on life support, I'd unplug you 684 00:49:53,575 --> 00:49:57,746 - to charge my third phone. 685 00:49:58,705 --> 00:50:01,040 Why don't you spend less time worrying about us 686 00:50:01,124 --> 00:50:03,084 and more time worrying about your eyebrows? 687 00:50:16,222 --> 00:50:18,767 Come, Amelia. We've got geography. 688 00:50:19,934 --> 00:50:21,978 And these bitches are history. 689 00:50:28,860 --> 00:50:32,197 - Mashface Girl! 690 00:50:38,328 --> 00:50:41,706 - Whoo! 691 00:50:44,584 --> 00:50:47,212 "Stop worrying about us 692 00:50:47,295 --> 00:50:50,840 and start worrying more about your eyebrows!" 693 00:50:51,633 --> 00:50:53,760 I may have said that one a few times in the mirror. 694 00:50:54,636 --> 00:50:57,639 That was literally the best thing anyone's ever done for me. 695 00:50:57,722 --> 00:51:00,600 Nothing you wouldn't have done for me. 696 00:51:03,895 --> 00:51:07,232 - Ugh! 697 00:51:19,410 --> 00:51:20,370 Amelia! 698 00:51:23,289 --> 00:51:24,582 Hey. 699 00:51:26,751 --> 00:51:30,004 I'm glad I caught up with you. Er, hey, man. 700 00:51:30,088 --> 00:51:32,131 What you did in there was super awesome. 701 00:51:32,215 --> 00:51:34,717 Aw, how sweet. You can drown now. 702 00:51:37,387 --> 00:51:39,180 It's Amelia, right? 703 00:51:41,558 --> 00:51:46,145 Listen, I know we don't know each other, 704 00:51:46,229 --> 00:51:51,609 but I've seen you around a lot and we've never spoken, but... 705 00:51:53,278 --> 00:51:54,946 do you want to go to dinner sometime? 706 00:51:56,781 --> 00:51:59,534 - What about Amber? - I always preferred the people 707 00:51:59,617 --> 00:52:02,036 that get milkshakes thrown on them, 708 00:52:02,120 --> 00:52:04,205 rather than the ones doing the throwing. 709 00:52:06,624 --> 00:52:09,127 - What do you say? - Yes. Yes, definitely. 710 00:52:10,712 --> 00:52:13,339 I mean, maybe. 711 00:52:16,092 --> 00:52:18,219 Yes, I'm in. 712 00:52:19,512 --> 00:52:21,389 Cool. 713 00:52:21,472 --> 00:52:25,852 - Uh, I'll pick you up tonight. - Yeah. 714 00:52:26,853 --> 00:52:29,480 See you later. Later, dude. 715 00:52:29,564 --> 00:52:31,816 Later, dickhead. 716 00:52:37,614 --> 00:52:41,784 ♪ I look hot in it, hot in it, I look hot in it ♪ 717 00:52:41,868 --> 00:52:43,912 ♪ I'm gon' be rocking it, dropping it ♪ 718 00:52:43,995 --> 00:52:47,540 ♪ Shake my ass, no stopping it, I look hot in it, hot in it ♪ 719 00:52:47,624 --> 00:52:48,917 ♪ I look hot in it ♪ 720 00:52:49,042 --> 00:52:51,210 ♪ Tonight I'm gon' be rocking it, dropping it ♪ 721 00:52:51,294 --> 00:52:52,420 ♪ Shake my ass, no stopping it ♪ 722 00:52:52,503 --> 00:52:53,546 Nope. 723 00:52:53,630 --> 00:52:56,716 ♪ I look hot in it, hot in it, I look hot in it ♪ 724 00:52:56,799 --> 00:52:58,843 ♪ Tonight I'm gon' be rocking it, dropping it ♪ 725 00:52:58,927 --> 00:53:00,428 - Yes! - ♪ Shake my... ♪ 726 00:53:04,682 --> 00:53:07,268 - Fuck's sake. 727 00:53:18,780 --> 00:53:21,282 I'm panicking. I need your help. 728 00:53:21,366 --> 00:53:25,536 He asked me on a date. A date! He asked me. 729 00:53:27,538 --> 00:53:30,750 You are a genius, Love Doctor. 730 00:53:34,712 --> 00:53:36,255 Love Doctor? 731 00:53:38,299 --> 00:53:39,384 Love Doctor? 732 00:53:40,426 --> 00:53:43,429 - Love Doctor? - A date? 733 00:53:45,515 --> 00:53:47,392 Yes, a, um... 734 00:53:48,810 --> 00:53:50,311 a date is a great idea. 735 00:53:52,063 --> 00:53:54,691 This is where you have to put it all on the line. 736 00:53:56,442 --> 00:53:59,028 - What do you mean? - It's not going to be easy. 737 00:53:59,112 --> 00:54:01,447 But if you truly love... 738 00:54:03,491 --> 00:54:05,952 Billy Walsh, 739 00:54:06,035 --> 00:54:08,246 I'll tell you exactly what you need to do 740 00:54:08,329 --> 00:54:10,039 to make sure he loves you back. 741 00:54:10,123 --> 00:54:12,875 Tell me. I'll do whatever you say. 742 00:54:12,959 --> 00:54:18,589 The meaner you treat him, the keener you'll keep him. 743 00:54:21,217 --> 00:54:25,263 Billy Walsh will be like putty in your hands. 744 00:54:27,557 --> 00:54:30,768 It's human nature 101. 745 00:54:40,278 --> 00:54:42,113 The meaner you are to Billy Walsh, 746 00:54:42,196 --> 00:54:44,991 and anyone else in the restaurant, for that matter, 747 00:54:45,074 --> 00:54:46,367 the better. 748 00:54:50,163 --> 00:54:51,581 Er... 749 00:54:53,374 --> 00:54:55,543 What is this, the 1950s? 750 00:54:56,753 --> 00:54:58,546 Take this away. 751 00:54:59,380 --> 00:55:01,340 And get me a beer! 752 00:55:13,061 --> 00:55:15,229 - So... - So what? 753 00:55:15,313 --> 00:55:18,357 Uh... so, you like beer? 754 00:55:21,569 --> 00:55:24,363 - Love it. - Cool. 755 00:55:24,447 --> 00:55:26,991 I guess this doesn't matter. 756 00:55:27,867 --> 00:55:33,247 Er, so, tell me about yourself, Billy boy. 757 00:55:33,331 --> 00:55:35,750 What brings you to the United Kingdom? 758 00:55:35,833 --> 00:55:38,878 AKA England. 759 00:55:40,129 --> 00:55:43,800 Er, my father, actually. He's a... 760 00:55:46,385 --> 00:55:48,012 Ooh. 761 00:55:48,096 --> 00:55:51,974 He's actually a... [clears throat] importer and exporter. 762 00:55:57,688 --> 00:55:59,148 What time do you get off tonight? 763 00:56:00,983 --> 00:56:02,235 Er... 764 00:56:05,571 --> 00:56:08,032 Around 11. Once I've done the bins. 765 00:56:08,533 --> 00:56:11,244 Good to know, cutie. 766 00:56:16,082 --> 00:56:19,752 Hey, you OK? 767 00:56:20,253 --> 00:56:21,754 Never better. 768 00:56:37,728 --> 00:56:41,607 So you're a swim team captain, 769 00:56:41,691 --> 00:56:46,487 rugby captain, and you're an A-star student? 770 00:56:46,571 --> 00:56:49,699 What, were you made in a lab? 771 00:56:50,491 --> 00:56:52,827 I bet your parents worship the ground 772 00:56:52,910 --> 00:56:54,829 that Golden Balls walks on. 773 00:56:54,912 --> 00:56:56,330 It's not like that. 774 00:56:56,831 --> 00:56:59,375 And to top it all off, let me guess. 775 00:57:00,209 --> 00:57:02,628 Your parents are happily married 776 00:57:02,712 --> 00:57:05,381 and they have been since they met at that high school dance 777 00:57:05,464 --> 00:57:07,133 35 years ago. 778 00:57:07,216 --> 00:57:10,094 What a cliché. 779 00:57:10,803 --> 00:57:12,180 You know what? 780 00:57:15,683 --> 00:57:17,059 Tonight was a mistake. 781 00:57:17,143 --> 00:57:18,853 You're not the person I thought you were. 782 00:57:27,028 --> 00:57:29,655 - Call me! 783 00:58:09,528 --> 00:58:11,739 You know, I've been judged my entire life. 784 00:58:11,822 --> 00:58:13,741 People have looked at me and figured it must be 785 00:58:13,824 --> 00:58:15,952 the easiest thing in the world being Billy Walsh. 786 00:58:16,035 --> 00:58:17,578 - I... - And that it's inconceivable 787 00:58:17,662 --> 00:58:20,581 for me to somehow feel any hardship or sadness. 788 00:58:21,165 --> 00:58:22,667 - That's not a... - You don't know 789 00:58:22,750 --> 00:58:24,877 that I haven't shared a conversation with my dad 790 00:58:24,961 --> 00:58:26,170 in the past five years 791 00:58:26,254 --> 00:58:29,507 about anything other than sports or scholarships. 792 00:58:30,716 --> 00:58:31,884 And ever since my mom died, 793 00:58:31,968 --> 00:58:33,678 he has been so consumed by his own pain 794 00:58:33,761 --> 00:58:35,680 he is completely oblivious to mine. 795 00:58:36,389 --> 00:58:39,517 And you don't know that because you don't know me. 796 00:58:39,600 --> 00:58:42,019 And just like everybody else, you don't want to. 797 00:58:47,650 --> 00:58:49,860 Tonight was a mistake. 798 00:58:49,944 --> 00:58:51,570 I just wanna say... 799 00:58:54,824 --> 00:58:57,910 you have the most incredible bone structure. 800 00:59:24,478 --> 00:59:26,939 Hello, everyone. 801 00:59:27,023 --> 00:59:30,192 My name is Amelia Elizabeth Brown. 802 00:59:30,276 --> 00:59:31,944 Shit. 803 00:59:32,028 --> 00:59:34,572 And last night, I misjudged someone. 804 00:59:35,364 --> 00:59:39,327 Someone who had the bravery to show me who they really are. 805 00:59:39,410 --> 00:59:42,455 To show me their scars, so... 806 00:59:42,538 --> 00:59:45,374 now I'm going to show you mine. 807 00:59:46,959 --> 00:59:50,212 OK, I'll start at the beginning. 808 00:59:51,464 --> 00:59:52,840 When I was three, 809 00:59:53,257 --> 00:59:56,635 we were stuck in traffic on the way to Disneyland 810 00:59:56,719 --> 01:00:00,389 and I had to go to the bathroom, like, now. 811 01:00:01,140 --> 01:00:03,559 My parents told me to go on the side of the motorway, 812 01:00:03,642 --> 01:00:05,061 thinking it was just a number one. 813 01:00:06,270 --> 01:00:08,689 - So, I got out... - Huh? 814 01:00:08,773 --> 01:00:10,775 ...dutifully squatted down 815 01:00:10,858 --> 01:00:12,777 and took a huge dump on the hard shoulder. 816 01:00:16,280 --> 01:00:18,616 Amelia Brown's officially having a mental breakdown. 817 01:00:20,284 --> 01:00:21,494 When I was four, 818 01:00:21,577 --> 01:00:23,662 my family and I went to Edinburgh 819 01:00:23,746 --> 01:00:26,582 and decided to go to the botanical gardens. 820 01:00:26,624 --> 01:00:29,335 I was drawn to these giant lily pads. 821 01:00:29,418 --> 01:00:33,255 I had memories of watching frogs jump on them in Disney movies 822 01:00:33,339 --> 01:00:35,132 and thought it would be an excellent idea 823 01:00:35,216 --> 01:00:38,636 to try and hop onto one to see if it could hold my weight. 824 01:00:38,719 --> 01:00:41,347 I hate these fucking kids. 825 01:00:41,430 --> 01:00:42,932 It didn't. 826 01:00:44,016 --> 01:00:46,602 OK, this is a good one. 827 01:00:46,685 --> 01:00:48,646 When I was five, 828 01:00:48,729 --> 01:00:52,191 I stood on a wasps' nest while playing hide and seek. 829 01:00:52,900 --> 01:00:56,529 I was wearing a skirt and got stung on my vagina. 830 01:00:57,696 --> 01:01:02,618 - Hashtag swollen lips. - This is gold. 831 01:01:02,701 --> 01:01:05,496 Hashtag officially ruined. 832 01:01:25,724 --> 01:01:28,686 You know, when I was eight, 833 01:01:28,769 --> 01:01:31,397 my mum, she wanted me to go to the Girl Guides. 834 01:01:31,856 --> 01:01:34,608 I really didn't want to go. 835 01:01:36,444 --> 01:01:39,321 But she took me there anyway. 836 01:01:40,656 --> 01:01:43,117 And before I got out of the car... 837 01:01:45,202 --> 01:01:47,455 I told her that I hated her. 838 01:01:53,127 --> 01:01:56,422 A few days later, she got sick 839 01:01:57,173 --> 01:01:59,175 and was taken into hospital. 840 01:02:01,427 --> 01:02:03,012 When I was nine, 841 01:02:04,972 --> 01:02:07,725 my mum still wasn't out of hospital. 842 01:02:13,647 --> 01:02:17,067 And when I was ten, she died. 843 01:02:24,074 --> 01:02:26,535 When I was 11, 844 01:02:26,619 --> 01:02:29,830 my dad brought a mannequin home from work 845 01:02:29,914 --> 01:02:32,791 and started dancing with it in our living room. 846 01:02:32,875 --> 01:02:34,877 Milly! 847 01:02:34,960 --> 01:02:37,546 Milly, stop. You don't have to do this. 848 01:02:46,347 --> 01:02:51,894 When I was 12, I developed a massive crush on Justin Bieber. 849 01:02:52,895 --> 01:02:54,730 And when I was 13, I stuck a picture of him 850 01:02:54,813 --> 01:02:56,941 - onto my dad's mannequin... - She's in here! 851 01:02:57,024 --> 01:03:00,027 - ...and practised kissing it. 852 01:03:13,791 --> 01:03:17,878 I think it's safe to say that now, standing here, 853 01:03:17,962 --> 01:03:20,005 watching Milly reveal the most embarrassing, 854 01:03:20,089 --> 01:03:22,633 most horrific parts of her life, 855 01:03:22,716 --> 01:03:24,677 I may have taken this a little too far. 856 01:03:31,308 --> 01:03:35,479 When I was 14, I started padding my bra with tissue paper. 857 01:03:47,741 --> 01:03:51,120 I heard somewhere along the way that if you love someone, 858 01:03:51,203 --> 01:03:53,581 you have to set them free. 859 01:03:53,664 --> 01:03:55,791 It's a hard concept to understand 860 01:03:55,874 --> 01:03:58,377 unless you've been where I am right now. 861 01:04:03,924 --> 01:04:06,051 And when I was 15, 862 01:04:07,886 --> 01:04:10,889 I started to get worried that I'd never been kissed. 863 01:04:10,973 --> 01:04:13,142 But maybe that is exactly what I have to do. 864 01:04:14,018 --> 01:04:15,519 I have to set Amelia Brown... 865 01:04:15,603 --> 01:04:19,023 - ♪ When I look into your eyes ♪ - free. 866 01:04:19,106 --> 01:04:20,482 When I was 17... 867 01:04:20,566 --> 01:04:21,942 ♪ It's like watching the night ♪ 868 01:04:26,113 --> 01:04:30,242 ♪ Or a beautiful sunrise ♪ 869 01:04:31,493 --> 01:04:33,454 ♪ Well, there's so much they hold ♪ 870 01:04:37,166 --> 01:04:42,379 ♪ And just like them old stars ♪ 871 01:04:42,463 --> 01:04:47,468 ♪ I see that you've come so far ♪ 872 01:04:47,551 --> 01:04:51,847 ♪ To be right where you are ♪ 873 01:04:52,681 --> 01:04:56,852 ♪ How old is your soul? ♪ 874 01:04:58,270 --> 01:05:01,106 ♪ Well, I won't give up on... ♪ 875 01:05:01,190 --> 01:05:03,776 I'm still 17 years old. 876 01:05:03,859 --> 01:05:08,822 - ♪ Even if the skies get rough ♪ - And I'm about to graduate. 877 01:05:08,906 --> 01:05:14,119 ♪ I'm giving you all my love ♪ 878 01:05:14,203 --> 01:05:17,539 ♪ I'm still looking up ♪ 879 01:05:19,500 --> 01:05:23,712 ♪ And when you're needing your space ♪ 880 01:05:24,838 --> 01:05:27,049 ♪ To do some navigating ♪ 881 01:05:27,132 --> 01:05:29,843 And I've still never kissed anyone. 882 01:05:30,552 --> 01:05:35,307 ♪ I'll be here patiently waiting ♪ 883 01:05:35,391 --> 01:05:38,894 ♪ To see what you find ♪ 884 01:05:40,813 --> 01:05:44,566 ♪ Cos even the stars, they burn ♪ 885 01:05:46,068 --> 01:05:51,407 ♪ Some even fall to the earth ♪ 886 01:05:51,490 --> 01:05:53,200 - ♪ We got... ♪ - No! 887 01:05:53,742 --> 01:05:56,578 Detention! Forever! 888 01:05:56,662 --> 01:05:58,288 Perverts! 889 01:06:08,424 --> 01:06:10,134 Don't stop, William. 890 01:06:19,101 --> 01:06:24,481 ♪ If I were you, I would open my curtains ♪ 891 01:06:24,565 --> 01:06:28,110 No, no, no! 892 01:06:28,193 --> 01:06:33,782 ♪ If I were you, I would have a look outside ♪ 893 01:06:37,619 --> 01:06:39,413 ♪ Put on my shoes ♪ 894 01:06:39,496 --> 01:06:43,834 ♪ And leave this sunken room behind ♪ 895 01:06:43,917 --> 01:06:46,336 ♪ And I would drive ♪ 896 01:06:56,096 --> 01:07:00,934 ♪ And on my way, I would visit your mother ♪ 897 01:07:03,562 --> 01:07:05,105 Wait till you see what I do with these. 898 01:07:05,189 --> 01:07:10,569 ♪ If I were you, I would ask about her life ♪ 899 01:07:14,573 --> 01:07:16,492 ♪ Maybe you'll find... ♪ 900 01:07:18,202 --> 01:07:20,496 You know, I might be one of the only people in the universe 901 01:07:20,579 --> 01:07:23,999 who doesn't like popcorn or milk chocolate balls. 902 01:07:24,792 --> 01:07:27,002 - More for me. - OK. 903 01:07:32,633 --> 01:07:34,551 This is the best part. You don't wanna miss it! 904 01:07:40,933 --> 01:07:43,560 - I'm sorry. - Did you just fart? 905 01:07:43,644 --> 01:07:45,229 Um, no. 906 01:07:46,063 --> 01:07:48,524 It... It was a fear fart. 907 01:07:48,607 --> 01:07:50,859 Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed. 908 01:08:19,805 --> 01:08:23,934 ♪ Who knows how long we got? ♪ 909 01:08:26,770 --> 01:08:31,275 ♪ As long as I am breathing ♪ 910 01:08:31,942 --> 01:08:37,614 ♪ Know it's not too late to love ♪ 911 01:09:24,286 --> 01:09:26,163 How are you holding up? 912 01:09:26,246 --> 01:09:28,206 I won't be needing that, that's for sure. 913 01:09:44,723 --> 01:09:45,933 Wow. 914 01:09:47,935 --> 01:09:50,020 Whoa. 915 01:09:52,856 --> 01:09:55,150 All well out there in the universe? 916 01:10:02,199 --> 01:10:03,825 Ready for your big day tomorrow? 917 01:10:32,062 --> 01:10:36,817 Can I ask you something about Mum? 918 01:10:37,734 --> 01:10:39,111 Always. 919 01:10:41,613 --> 01:10:45,325 How did you know that, you know, she was the one? 920 01:10:45,993 --> 01:10:47,995 Oh, that was easy. 921 01:10:48,870 --> 01:10:50,956 She was the only girl in university who wanted me. 922 01:10:51,039 --> 01:10:52,958 - Dad! 923 01:10:53,041 --> 01:10:56,378 - No, I'm serious. 924 01:10:57,754 --> 01:10:59,798 OK, well, um... 925 01:10:59,881 --> 01:11:03,510 she had this beat-up old Volkswagen. 926 01:11:03,593 --> 01:11:08,473 One day, she broke down right outside the university gates. 927 01:11:08,557 --> 01:11:10,809 And that was the first time that I plucked up the courage 928 01:11:10,892 --> 01:11:13,687 - to speak to her. - What did you say? 929 01:11:13,770 --> 01:11:16,523 Well, her head was buried in the bonnet, but I said... 930 01:11:17,941 --> 01:11:20,485 "Time to check that thing into the old Volks' home, 931 01:11:20,569 --> 01:11:21,737 don't you think?" 932 01:11:21,820 --> 01:11:23,155 - No, you didn't. - Yes. 933 01:11:23,238 --> 01:11:27,576 No, you didn't! Oh, I hope she ran a mile! 934 01:11:27,659 --> 01:11:29,077 Well, luckily for me, 935 01:11:29,161 --> 01:11:32,330 your mum was new to the area, so I did offer her a tour. 936 01:11:32,414 --> 01:11:34,332 All the way to the local petrol station, 937 01:11:34,416 --> 01:11:36,251 which just happened to be miles away, 938 01:11:36,334 --> 01:11:41,381 and we fell in love on that drive... as friends. 939 01:11:43,842 --> 01:11:45,260 Friends? 940 01:11:45,343 --> 01:11:47,971 Yeah, best friends. 941 01:11:50,265 --> 01:11:54,853 We spent... Well, we spent every waking moment together. 942 01:11:56,772 --> 01:11:58,690 I mean, there was nobody 943 01:11:58,774 --> 01:12:01,860 we would rather spend time with than each other. 944 01:12:02,861 --> 01:12:04,654 You know, it just... 945 01:12:06,281 --> 01:12:08,408 it just made perfect sense. 946 01:12:13,330 --> 01:12:15,290 If you think too loudly, 947 01:12:16,249 --> 01:12:18,752 you'll never hear the answer you're looking for. 948 01:12:24,382 --> 01:12:27,636 Right, I'm gonna go to bed. I love you, Mills. 949 01:12:50,117 --> 01:12:51,910 How do I look? 950 01:12:52,244 --> 01:12:53,745 Like your mother. 951 01:12:56,748 --> 01:12:58,625 Well, thanks for your help, Maggie. 952 01:12:58,708 --> 01:13:01,294 I never would have got this dress over these bad boys. 953 01:13:01,378 --> 01:13:04,089 He's one lucky boy. 954 01:13:05,173 --> 01:13:06,967 Would you both mind giving me a minute? 955 01:13:07,801 --> 01:13:09,302 Of course. 956 01:13:59,686 --> 01:14:02,063 Always follow your heart, Mills. 957 01:14:07,402 --> 01:14:09,821 It'll rarely lead you the wrong way. 958 01:14:23,793 --> 01:14:25,420 Hey, Billy. 959 01:14:25,503 --> 01:14:28,965 - Good afternoon, Mr Brown. - How are you? 960 01:14:35,805 --> 01:14:37,140 Milly? 961 01:14:39,184 --> 01:14:42,395 - Hey, Milly, you in there? 962 01:14:42,812 --> 01:14:44,606 - Milly? - The window. 963 01:14:45,482 --> 01:14:49,694 ♪ I wanna see the rest of the world the same way that you do ♪ 964 01:14:49,778 --> 01:14:52,864 ♪ I wanna be the home that you leave and you return to ♪ 965 01:14:52,948 --> 01:14:54,115 Godspeed! 966 01:14:54,199 --> 01:14:56,618 ♪ I wanna stay here in your arms as long as I can do ♪ 967 01:15:00,455 --> 01:15:04,125 ♪ The silver hair and golden years ♪ 968 01:15:04,209 --> 01:15:08,255 ♪ That seem so far until they're near ♪ 969 01:15:08,338 --> 01:15:13,843 ♪ There's so much left to do down here, I know ♪ 970 01:15:14,719 --> 01:15:17,264 ♪ All anyone wants is just ♪ 971 01:15:17,347 --> 01:15:21,434 ♪ More time, more life, more healing ♪ 972 01:15:21,518 --> 01:15:25,855 ♪ More love, more us, more feeling, yeah ♪ 973 01:15:26,398 --> 01:15:29,526 ♪ Oh, I just need, I'm just needing ♪ 974 01:15:29,609 --> 01:15:33,613 ♪ More you, more nights for dreaming ♪ 975 01:15:33,697 --> 01:15:37,284 ♪ These days go by so fast and I... ♪ 976 01:15:37,367 --> 01:15:38,535 Huh? 977 01:15:38,618 --> 01:15:43,039 ♪ Oh, I just need, I'm just needing more ♪ 978 01:15:43,123 --> 01:15:44,916 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 979 01:15:46,668 --> 01:15:49,713 - ♪ Oh, I just need... ♪ 980 01:15:54,884 --> 01:15:58,930 ♪ Yeah, I just need, I'm just needing more ♪ 981 01:15:59,431 --> 01:16:00,849 ♪ More ♪ 982 01:16:03,268 --> 01:16:05,186 ♪ More healing ♪ 983 01:16:05,270 --> 01:16:09,607 ♪ More love, more us, more feeling, yeah ♪ 984 01:16:10,150 --> 01:16:13,320 ♪ Oh, I just need, I'm just needing ♪ 985 01:16:13,403 --> 01:16:15,572 ♪ More you, more nights for dreaming ♪ 986 01:16:17,574 --> 01:16:21,745 ♪ These days go by so fast and I ♪ 987 01:16:22,370 --> 01:16:26,791 ♪ Oh, I just need, I'm just needing more ♪ 988 01:16:26,875 --> 01:16:29,044 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 989 01:16:29,127 --> 01:16:30,462 ♪ More ♪ 990 01:16:30,545 --> 01:16:33,214 ♪ Oh, I just need, I'm just needing ♪ 991 01:16:33,298 --> 01:16:34,466 ♪ More ♪ 992 01:16:34,549 --> 01:16:37,260 ♪ Oh, I just need, I'm just needing ♪ 993 01:16:37,344 --> 01:16:38,845 ♪ More ♪ 994 01:16:38,928 --> 01:16:42,223 {\an8}♪ Yeah, I just need, I'm just needing more ♪ 995 01:16:43,099 --> 01:16:45,560 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 996 01:16:49,105 --> 01:16:53,068 William, please, just... Can you just leave me alo... 997 01:16:59,032 --> 01:17:02,494 - What are you doing here? - Shut up. 998 01:17:08,249 --> 01:17:09,626 Get dressed. 999 01:17:13,588 --> 01:17:14,631 I need a date. 1000 01:17:15,882 --> 01:17:20,136 - What happened to Boy Wonder? - Less questions, more dressing. 1001 01:17:20,220 --> 01:17:21,930 We should be drunk by now. 1002 01:17:22,639 --> 01:17:23,640 Enough. 1003 01:17:28,269 --> 01:17:30,146 We've barely spoken for weeks, 1004 01:17:30,230 --> 01:17:32,524 and now you're here in my house, in my room, 1005 01:17:32,607 --> 01:17:33,775 asking me to drink champagne 1006 01:17:33,858 --> 01:17:35,693 and pretending like everything's normal. 1007 01:17:35,777 --> 01:17:37,654 Archie, I... 1008 01:17:37,737 --> 01:17:40,031 Look, if you and Billy have had some sort of argument 1009 01:17:40,115 --> 01:17:42,409 and you've come here because you want little old Archie 1010 01:17:42,492 --> 01:17:45,078 to pat you on the back and tell you it will all be OK, 1011 01:17:45,161 --> 01:17:46,162 it's not gonna happen. 1012 01:17:49,207 --> 01:17:50,708 Not today. 1013 01:17:51,960 --> 01:17:53,420 Not anymore. 1014 01:17:55,046 --> 01:17:56,881 Archie, that's not why I'm here. 1015 01:17:56,965 --> 01:18:01,261 - Then why are you here? - Because I made a mistake. 1016 01:18:01,344 --> 01:18:02,554 OK? 1017 01:18:04,055 --> 01:18:08,268 A big, fat, stupid mistake. 1018 01:18:10,145 --> 01:18:15,316 I've spent so long dreaming of having a boyfriend 1019 01:18:15,400 --> 01:18:20,113 and falling in love and going on romantic dates. 1020 01:18:21,322 --> 01:18:23,324 Sunset kisses. 1021 01:18:25,785 --> 01:18:28,580 When always... 1022 01:18:31,166 --> 01:18:33,418 it's been right in front of me. 1023 01:18:35,420 --> 01:18:37,088 Are you...? 1024 01:18:40,133 --> 01:18:42,760 I love you... 1025 01:18:42,844 --> 01:18:47,307 Archibald Richard Randolph Reginald Arnold. 1026 01:18:52,020 --> 01:18:54,814 And I always have. 1027 01:19:04,491 --> 01:19:07,202 - Whoa! 1028 01:19:12,457 --> 01:19:16,711 - How'd that go? - Yep. Yep. 1029 01:19:16,794 --> 01:19:18,671 ♪ Love is like rocket, watch it blast off ♪ 1030 01:19:18,755 --> 01:19:21,090 ♪ And I'm feeling so electric, dance my arse off ♪ 1031 01:19:21,174 --> 01:19:23,343 ♪ And even if I wanted to, I can't stop ♪ 1032 01:19:23,426 --> 01:19:25,762 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1033 01:19:25,845 --> 01:19:27,931 ♪ My love is like rocket, watch it blast off ♪ 1034 01:19:28,014 --> 01:19:30,475 ♪ And I'm feeling so electric, dance my arse off ♪ 1035 01:19:30,558 --> 01:19:32,936 ♪ And even if I wanted to, I can't stop ♪ 1036 01:19:33,019 --> 01:19:35,480 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1037 01:19:35,563 --> 01:19:37,982 ♪ You want me, I want you, baby ♪ 1038 01:19:38,066 --> 01:19:39,484 ♪ My sugar boo ♪ 1039 01:20:41,421 --> 01:20:42,880 - Milly. 1040 01:20:42,964 --> 01:20:44,757 I'm gonna need some help. 1041 01:20:49,304 --> 01:20:50,555 What the fuck? 1042 01:20:52,599 --> 01:20:56,811 - What the fuck, Archie? 1043 01:20:57,812 --> 01:20:58,938 I can explain. 1044 01:20:59,355 --> 01:21:00,940 What the fuck? 1045 01:21:01,941 --> 01:21:04,569 Amelia, wait. Please. 1046 01:21:25,214 --> 01:21:26,466 There are moments in your life 1047 01:21:26,549 --> 01:21:28,259 where you're faced with just two choices. 1048 01:21:30,345 --> 01:21:31,846 The consequences of either one 1049 01:21:31,929 --> 01:21:34,265 will shape the rest of your days for as long as you live. 1050 01:21:34,974 --> 01:21:36,351 Sometimes you have to listen 1051 01:21:36,434 --> 01:21:38,144 to what the universe is trying to tell you. 1052 01:21:38,728 --> 01:21:41,606 Sometimes all you can do is tell the universe to go fuck itself 1053 01:21:41,689 --> 01:21:44,359 and do exactly what you know in your heart is right. 1054 01:21:48,029 --> 01:21:50,865 And if there's one thing I know now more than ever before 1055 01:21:50,948 --> 01:21:55,286 it's that Amelia Brown is my universe. 1056 01:21:55,370 --> 01:21:56,996 That'll do. 1057 01:22:03,628 --> 01:22:05,129 It's time for the finale. 1058 01:22:30,029 --> 01:22:32,407 - What the fuck? 1059 01:22:50,883 --> 01:22:54,137 You're really impressive in class. 1060 01:22:55,930 --> 01:22:58,975 You're, like, totally right about everything you say. 1061 01:23:01,686 --> 01:23:04,063 - Let's get a drink. 1062 01:23:06,482 --> 01:23:09,861 - Hey. - Hi. 1063 01:23:10,695 --> 01:23:12,780 - Can we talk? 1064 01:23:17,410 --> 01:23:19,120 You look really beautiful, Amber. 1065 01:23:20,246 --> 01:23:21,622 I know. 1066 01:23:23,833 --> 01:23:28,087 - Photo booth. 1067 01:23:33,176 --> 01:23:36,763 - Anyone spiked the punch yet? - Er, yeah. 1068 01:23:37,513 --> 01:23:38,848 Excellent. 1069 01:23:44,145 --> 01:23:45,730 So, er... 1070 01:23:46,522 --> 01:23:49,275 things have been a little... weird. 1071 01:23:50,735 --> 01:23:53,279 And I, and I think... Well, well, no... 1072 01:23:53,362 --> 01:23:56,866 I know that's on me. Mostly on me. 1073 01:23:58,701 --> 01:24:03,372 But for what it's worth, I truly am sorry for... 1074 01:24:04,081 --> 01:24:06,167 well, everything. 1075 01:24:08,503 --> 01:24:12,590 And you're a great guy, Billy. I mean that. 1076 01:24:14,967 --> 01:24:17,220 - But... - Look, um... 1077 01:24:17,303 --> 01:24:19,764 I've never been broken up with before. 1078 01:24:20,932 --> 01:24:23,810 So, is it OK if I just stop you right there? 1079 01:24:29,857 --> 01:24:31,108 I am sorry. 1080 01:24:36,489 --> 01:24:37,907 So where is he then? 1081 01:24:41,619 --> 01:24:45,122 I think it's gonna be me, myself and Milly for a while. 1082 01:24:46,207 --> 01:24:49,669 - Sounds chaotic. 1083 01:24:52,588 --> 01:24:55,216 Er... find me for a dance later? 1084 01:24:55,299 --> 01:24:57,885 - You can count on it. - Hey! 1085 01:24:59,554 --> 01:25:01,639 - Ooh! - Where have you been? 1086 01:25:01,722 --> 01:25:03,182 Sorting out your little problem. 1087 01:25:03,266 --> 01:25:04,934 What problem would that be exactly? 1088 01:25:31,168 --> 01:25:32,503 Who's there? 1089 01:25:34,005 --> 01:25:37,300 Stop right there. I've... I've got a gun! 1090 01:25:40,303 --> 01:25:44,223 No way are you rescuing me. 1091 01:25:44,932 --> 01:25:47,852 You're only a hero if the person needs rescuing, 1092 01:25:47,935 --> 01:25:49,854 and I was perfectly fine out here alone 1093 01:25:49,937 --> 01:25:52,148 enjoying some quality Archibald time. 1094 01:25:52,648 --> 01:25:54,400 Yeah? 1095 01:25:54,483 --> 01:25:56,611 I see you got a haircut too. 1096 01:26:09,290 --> 01:26:10,499 Go get her. 1097 01:26:13,002 --> 01:26:14,295 Right. 1098 01:26:15,963 --> 01:26:18,132 This doesn't mean we're friends! 1099 01:26:19,175 --> 01:26:22,511 The English. So dramatic. 1100 01:26:24,847 --> 01:26:27,308 ♪ Baby, if you thought that I was trouble ♪ 1101 01:26:27,683 --> 01:26:30,269 ♪ Then you're gonna hate what's coming next ♪ 1102 01:26:30,353 --> 01:26:32,855 ♪ Kinda like your worst nightmare but double ♪ 1103 01:26:33,189 --> 01:26:35,650 ♪ Is that an angel? No, it's your ex ♪ 1104 01:26:35,733 --> 01:26:38,319 ♪ Remember how you screwed up when I was a brunette? ♪ 1105 01:26:38,402 --> 01:26:40,905 ♪ I don't think you knew just what you'd done ♪ 1106 01:26:48,287 --> 01:26:49,497 I need that microphone. 1107 01:26:49,580 --> 01:26:51,457 I think you're gonna need a lot more than that. 1108 01:26:51,540 --> 01:26:53,751 I fucked up. It's about a girl, and... 1109 01:26:53,834 --> 01:26:55,044 It's about a girl? 1110 01:26:55,127 --> 01:26:56,128 Why didn't you say? 1111 01:27:02,885 --> 01:27:03,928 Wanker! 1112 01:27:05,513 --> 01:27:09,141 Just picture everybody naked. Especially that one over there. 1113 01:27:09,475 --> 01:27:11,686 - Shrivelled yam bag. 1114 01:27:13,104 --> 01:27:15,481 - Don't give him the mic! - What are you doing? 1115 01:27:15,564 --> 01:27:18,734 - You suck! 1116 01:27:20,945 --> 01:27:22,154 Get him off! 1117 01:27:22,238 --> 01:27:24,240 Get off the fucking stage! 1118 01:27:24,323 --> 01:27:27,118 - Bell-end! 1119 01:27:29,704 --> 01:27:32,123 - Happy graduation, honey! 1120 01:27:37,044 --> 01:27:39,964 - Get off. 1121 01:27:41,007 --> 01:27:43,718 You're up there, come on, at least say something. 1122 01:27:46,470 --> 01:27:47,471 Go home, loser! 1123 01:27:47,555 --> 01:27:49,932 - My name is... - Cakeface Boy! 1124 01:27:53,769 --> 01:27:56,272 Get off the stage, four eyes! 1125 01:27:56,939 --> 01:27:59,316 - Off! Off! Off! 1126 01:28:15,041 --> 01:28:17,334 For as long as I can remember... 1127 01:28:18,085 --> 01:28:20,212 I've been fascinated by the night sky. 1128 01:28:20,296 --> 01:28:21,589 Who cares? 1129 01:28:21,672 --> 01:28:25,760 Home to over 200 billion trillion stars. 1130 01:28:25,843 --> 01:28:29,305 And much like our universe, we were all born after a big bang. 1131 01:28:29,388 --> 01:28:32,391 - Oh. Amen. 1132 01:28:33,559 --> 01:28:37,229 And just like the stars, we're all unique in our own ways. 1133 01:28:37,772 --> 01:28:38,898 Billy. 1134 01:28:40,107 --> 01:28:43,235 You're a solar-type star, just like Alpha Centauri. 1135 01:28:43,319 --> 01:28:45,488 You'll burn so bright that we can all see you, 1136 01:28:45,571 --> 01:28:47,782 a gravitational pull so large 1137 01:28:47,865 --> 01:28:49,366 that others are drawn towards it. 1138 01:28:49,450 --> 01:28:51,077 That's our Billy! 1139 01:28:51,160 --> 01:28:54,955 We have hot blue stars that are naturally so beautiful. 1140 01:28:54,997 --> 01:28:57,792 We have super giant stars and so many more. 1141 01:28:58,250 --> 01:29:01,504 And, all of you, you're all your own stars. 1142 01:29:04,256 --> 01:29:06,717 I'm a binary star. 1143 01:29:06,801 --> 01:29:10,638 A star system consisting of two stars orbiting a common centre. 1144 01:29:11,847 --> 01:29:14,433 The B star, me, 1145 01:29:14,767 --> 01:29:18,395 it shines less bright, but its counterpart... 1146 01:29:19,980 --> 01:29:24,693 the primary star, it burns much brighter. 1147 01:29:25,903 --> 01:29:27,279 Much hotter. 1148 01:29:30,074 --> 01:29:32,618 And I almost destroyed my counterpart. 1149 01:29:33,911 --> 01:29:35,287 My star. 1150 01:29:39,208 --> 01:29:42,711 Never again will I lose sight of its brilliance. 1151 01:29:42,795 --> 01:29:46,841 Never again will I be so stupid or so selfish or so... 1152 01:29:51,679 --> 01:29:53,055 scared. 1153 01:30:02,940 --> 01:30:04,108 Milly. 1154 01:30:05,985 --> 01:30:08,404 I will never again stand in the way of what you want 1155 01:30:08,487 --> 01:30:10,322 or what makes you happy. 1156 01:30:11,699 --> 01:30:14,076 And I'm truly sorry that I have kept something from you 1157 01:30:14,160 --> 01:30:16,036 for as long as I can remember. 1158 01:30:17,037 --> 01:30:19,165 And I can blame it on the universe as much as I want, 1159 01:30:19,248 --> 01:30:20,541 but the truth is... 1160 01:30:23,627 --> 01:30:25,504 I've been a coward. 1161 01:30:29,758 --> 01:30:31,760 Until now. 1162 01:30:35,347 --> 01:30:38,142 Amelia Elizabeth Brown... 1163 01:30:39,643 --> 01:30:43,355 I love you more than I have ever found a way to say. 1164 01:30:43,439 --> 01:30:44,940 I love you more than I did yesterday, 1165 01:30:45,024 --> 01:30:47,359 and I will love you more tomorrow. 1166 01:30:47,943 --> 01:30:50,279 I love you more than the universe, more than the stars... 1167 01:30:50,362 --> 01:30:52,781 Just shut up. 1168 01:30:57,036 --> 01:30:59,038 And kiss me. 1169 01:31:14,803 --> 01:31:17,431 ♪ This wasn't how it's supposed to go ♪ 1170 01:31:17,514 --> 01:31:19,391 ♪ I should be the one you're dancing with... ♪ 1171 01:31:19,475 --> 01:31:22,019 Any childhood loves I should know about? 1172 01:31:22,102 --> 01:31:24,605 - Charles Dickens. - ♪ Everybody at my fingertips ♪ 1173 01:31:24,688 --> 01:31:27,900 - He's dead, right? - Ninth of June, 1870. 1174 01:31:27,983 --> 01:31:30,194 ♪ And, baby, you were meant to follow me ♪ 1175 01:31:30,277 --> 01:31:32,321 ♪ And I was gonna act surprised ♪ 1176 01:31:32,780 --> 01:31:35,366 - ♪ Even though I'd know you... ♪ - Wanna dance? 1177 01:31:36,825 --> 01:31:40,204 ♪ It's not like I've been crying ♪ 1178 01:31:40,287 --> 01:31:41,455 ♪ No ♪ 1179 01:31:41,538 --> 01:31:45,668 ♪ There's just smoke in my eyes ♪ 1180 01:31:45,751 --> 01:31:48,837 ♪ Cos this ain't no John Hughes movie ♪ 1181 01:31:48,921 --> 01:31:51,590 ♪ Where the girl gets the guy ♪ 1182 01:31:51,674 --> 01:31:55,844 ♪ You look right through me every time you walk by ♪ 1183 01:31:55,928 --> 01:31:59,431 ♪ I keep waiting for the heartbreak music ♪ 1184 01:31:59,515 --> 01:32:01,684 ♪ That's never gonna come ♪ 1185 01:32:01,767 --> 01:32:05,479 ♪ Cos if you don't want me ♪ 1186 01:32:06,021 --> 01:32:07,356 ♪ Then you're not the one ♪ 1187 01:32:16,198 --> 01:32:18,284 ♪ Sitting on a bathroom floor ♪ 1188 01:32:18,826 --> 01:32:20,911 ♪ Trying to get my composure back ♪ 1189 01:32:21,412 --> 01:32:23,247 ♪ Think I built it up too tall ♪ 1190 01:32:23,956 --> 01:32:26,250 ♪ Knew I should've worn my Adidas ♪ 1191 01:32:27,459 --> 01:32:32,381 ♪ It's not like I've been crying, no ♪ 1192 01:32:32,464 --> 01:32:36,302 ♪ There's just smoke in my eyes ♪ 1193 01:32:36,844 --> 01:32:40,180 ♪ Cos this ain't no John Hughes movie ♪ 1194 01:32:40,264 --> 01:32:42,599 ♪ Where the girl gets the guy ♪ 1195 01:32:42,683 --> 01:32:46,979 ♪ You look right through me every time you walk by ♪ 1196 01:32:47,062 --> 01:32:50,607 ♪ I keep waiting for the heartbreak music ♪ 1197 01:32:50,691 --> 01:32:52,818 ♪ That's never gonna come ♪ 1198 01:32:52,901 --> 01:32:56,864 ♪ Cos if you don't want me ♪ 1199 01:32:56,947 --> 01:32:58,365 ♪ Then you're not the one ♪ 1200 01:33:05,247 --> 01:33:06,832 Hello? 1201 01:33:06,915 --> 01:33:09,043 Yes, hello. 1202 01:33:09,126 --> 01:33:10,753 Is this the Love Doctor? 1203 01:33:40,616 --> 01:33:42,701 ♪ Take me to your best friend's house ♪ 1204 01:33:42,785 --> 01:33:46,747 ♪ Going round this roundabout, oh, yeah ♪ 1205 01:33:49,083 --> 01:33:51,085 ♪ Take me to your best friend's house ♪ 1206 01:33:51,168 --> 01:33:56,799 ♪ I loved you then and I love you now, oh, yeah ♪ 1207 01:33:57,549 --> 01:34:01,804 ♪ Don't take me tongue-tied ♪ 1208 01:34:01,887 --> 01:34:06,016 ♪ Don't wave no goodbye ♪ 1209 01:34:06,100 --> 01:34:10,312 ♪ Don't... ♪ 1210 01:34:10,396 --> 01:34:11,730 ♪ Break ♪ 1211 01:34:18,654 --> 01:34:20,823 ♪ Take me to your best friend's house ♪ 1212 01:34:20,906 --> 01:34:25,786 ♪ Marmalade, we're making out, oh, yeah ♪ 1213 01:34:27,121 --> 01:34:29,373 ♪ Take me to your best friend's house ♪ 1214 01:34:29,456 --> 01:34:35,421 ♪ I loved you then and I love you now ♪ 1215 01:34:35,838 --> 01:34:40,050 ♪ Don't take me tongue-tied ♪ 1216 01:34:40,134 --> 01:34:44,304 ♪ Don't wave no goodbye ♪ 1217 01:34:44,388 --> 01:34:48,517 ♪ Don't... ♪ 1218 01:34:48,600 --> 01:34:50,644 ♪ Break ♪ 1219 01:34:50,727 --> 01:34:53,021 ♪ One, two, three, four ♪ 1220 01:34:53,105 --> 01:34:57,276 ♪ Don't leave me tongue-tied, let's stay up all night ♪ 1221 01:34:57,359 --> 01:35:01,530 ♪ I'll get real high, slumber party, pillow fight ♪ 1222 01:35:01,613 --> 01:35:05,868 ♪ My eyes on your eyes like Peter Pan up in the sky ♪ 1223 01:35:05,951 --> 01:35:07,494 ♪ My best friend's house tonight ♪ 1224 01:35:07,578 --> 01:35:09,830 ♪ Let's bump the beats till beddy-bye ♪ 1225 01:35:09,913 --> 01:35:14,042 ♪ Don't take me tongue-tied ♪ 1226 01:35:14,126 --> 01:35:18,255 ♪ Don't wave no goodbye ♪ 1227 01:35:18,338 --> 01:35:22,509 ♪ Don't take me tongue-tied ♪ 1228 01:35:22,593 --> 01:35:26,805 ♪ Don't kiss me goodnight ♪ 1229 01:35:26,889 --> 01:35:31,310 ♪ Don't... ♪ 1230 01:35:37,524 --> 01:35:39,610 ♪ Take me to your best friend's house ♪ 1231 01:35:39,693 --> 01:35:44,114 ♪ Going round this roundabout, oh, yeah ♪ 1232 01:35:45,908 --> 01:35:47,993 ♪ Take me to your best friend's house ♪ 1233 01:35:48,076 --> 01:35:53,582 ♪ I loved you then and I love you now ♪ 1234 01:35:54,500 --> 01:35:58,670 ♪ Don't leave me tongue-tied ♪ 1235 01:35:58,754 --> 01:36:02,883 ♪ Don't wave no goodbye ♪ 1236 01:36:02,966 --> 01:36:07,137 ♪ Don't leave me tongue-tied ♪ 1237 01:36:07,221 --> 01:36:11,391 ♪ Don't... ♪ 1238 01:36:11,475 --> 01:36:15,687 ♪ Don't leave me tongue-tied ♪ 1239 01:36:15,771 --> 01:36:19,942 ♪ Don't wave no goodbye ♪ 1240 01:36:20,025 --> 01:36:24,154 ♪ Don't leave me tongue-tied ♪ 1241 01:36:24,238 --> 01:36:28,659 ♪ Don't... ♪ 1242 01:36:32,329 --> 01:36:35,582 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1243 01:36:36,291 --> 01:36:40,087 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 1244 01:36:41,421 --> 01:36:44,716 ♪ Yeah ♪ 93749