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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,121 --> 00:00:04,755 ANNOUNCER: This program is rated G 2 00:00:04,888 --> 00:00:06,888 and consider acceptable for all ages. 3 00:00:19,588 --> 00:00:23,588 [♪] 4 00:00:29,087 --> 00:00:33,488 [♪] 5 00:00:39,755 --> 00:00:43,588 [♪] 6 00:00:50,087 --> 00:00:51,287 Let's get started. 7 00:00:53,721 --> 00:00:55,688 [exhaling] All right, so. 8 00:00:55,821 --> 00:00:57,688 Are you ready to get started? 9 00:00:57,821 --> 00:00:59,021 I am honored to work with you 10 00:00:59,154 --> 00:01:00,121 on this merger. 11 00:01:00,254 --> 00:01:01,621 I always say 12 00:01:01,755 --> 00:01:02,688 a merger is like a marriage-- 13 00:01:02,821 --> 00:01:03,788 It is my honor 14 00:01:03,921 --> 00:01:06,121 to be able to support you through your divorce. 15 00:01:06,254 --> 00:01:07,654 So, if a merger is a marriage, 16 00:01:07,788 --> 00:01:09,187 then my first question, 17 00:01:09,321 --> 00:01:11,654 before reviewing assets and balance sheets, 18 00:01:11,788 --> 00:01:12,988 and quarterly reports is-- 19 00:01:13,121 --> 00:01:15,187 Before we go over you and your wife's history, 20 00:01:15,321 --> 00:01:16,855 assets, and shared properties-- 21 00:01:18,254 --> 00:01:20,021 ...Are you sure you want to get married? 22 00:01:20,154 --> 00:01:22,121 Are you sure you want to get divorced? 23 00:01:23,588 --> 00:01:24,955 All right, guys, no photos. 24 00:01:26,921 --> 00:01:29,021 No, come on. Seriously. Come on. No photos. No photos. 25 00:01:29,154 --> 00:01:30,421 Okay, fine. 26 00:01:30,554 --> 00:01:32,821 [shutter snaps] 27 00:01:32,955 --> 00:01:34,521 Where's your better half? 28 00:01:34,654 --> 00:01:36,354 I am a better half. 29 00:01:36,488 --> 00:01:37,755 [chuckles] 30 00:01:37,888 --> 00:01:39,388 [paparazzi laughing] 31 00:01:40,755 --> 00:01:42,121 Hey, babe! 32 00:01:42,254 --> 00:01:43,187 - Hey, babe. - Mm. 33 00:01:44,221 --> 00:01:45,121 Sorry I'm late. 34 00:01:45,254 --> 00:01:48,254 You look beautiful. 35 00:01:48,388 --> 00:01:49,354 Ah... 36 00:01:49,488 --> 00:01:51,488 Oh, smooth. 37 00:01:51,621 --> 00:01:53,621 What kind of lotion do you use? 38 00:01:53,755 --> 00:01:56,121 [♪] 39 00:02:00,521 --> 00:02:03,788 No photos, please. No photos. 40 00:02:08,688 --> 00:02:10,388 Mrs. Noble... [smooching] 41 00:02:10,521 --> 00:02:13,321 Always a pleasure. Are you meeting Brett? 42 00:02:13,454 --> 00:02:15,121 Yes, but I'm surprising him. 43 00:02:16,154 --> 00:02:17,721 I'll show myself to the table. 44 00:02:18,888 --> 00:02:21,888 [♪] 45 00:02:22,021 --> 00:02:23,454 Tabby? 46 00:02:24,888 --> 00:02:26,221 I'll... 47 00:02:26,354 --> 00:02:27,554 take those. 48 00:02:29,221 --> 00:02:31,154 Two vodka-sodas? 49 00:02:31,287 --> 00:02:33,388 Top-shelf, of course. 50 00:02:33,521 --> 00:02:34,588 So, you're here together, huh? 51 00:02:34,721 --> 00:02:37,187 Should've known. 52 00:02:39,388 --> 00:02:40,321 [louder] Gwen. 53 00:02:40,454 --> 00:02:41,888 You weren't just my assistant, 54 00:02:42,021 --> 00:02:43,588 you were my best friend! - Babe-- 55 00:02:43,721 --> 00:02:45,755 Well, consider yourself fired from both positions! 56 00:02:45,888 --> 00:02:46,821 Babe, we were just having a drink. 57 00:02:46,955 --> 00:02:47,888 And Brett-- 58 00:02:48,021 --> 00:02:49,554 It's not what it looks like. 59 00:02:49,688 --> 00:02:50,921 My first kiss, my first love... 60 00:02:51,054 --> 00:02:52,654 and now? 61 00:02:52,788 --> 00:02:54,021 I guess my first husband. 62 00:02:54,154 --> 00:02:55,154 - Baby! What the-- - [splashing] 63 00:02:55,287 --> 00:02:56,187 My hair! 64 00:02:56,321 --> 00:02:57,855 I want a divorce. 65 00:02:58,888 --> 00:03:00,621 Babe! 66 00:03:00,755 --> 00:03:01,821 Tabby! Wait! 67 00:03:04,354 --> 00:03:05,354 Tabby! 68 00:03:09,855 --> 00:03:11,354 - [shutters snapping] - Tabby! 69 00:03:15,187 --> 00:03:16,121 Tabby! 70 00:03:17,554 --> 00:03:21,955 [♪] 71 00:03:25,454 --> 00:03:26,821 Dana? 72 00:03:31,955 --> 00:03:33,254 Ah, no peeking! 73 00:03:34,454 --> 00:03:36,755 No. No. 74 00:03:36,888 --> 00:03:38,421 Happy anniversary. 75 00:03:39,955 --> 00:03:41,521 Happy anniversary. 76 00:03:42,621 --> 00:03:43,921 Ah, please, enter the chambers. 77 00:03:44,054 --> 00:03:46,621 [both chuckling] 78 00:03:46,755 --> 00:03:47,921 All right... 79 00:03:48,054 --> 00:03:49,421 so what's on the docket? 80 00:03:49,554 --> 00:03:50,621 Claims against the defendant? 81 00:03:50,755 --> 00:03:52,488 Whoa! I thought I was the defendant? 82 00:03:52,621 --> 00:03:53,554 No, we're both the defendant. 83 00:03:53,688 --> 00:03:55,054 - [laughs] Okay. - Go ahead. What do you have? 84 00:03:55,187 --> 00:03:56,154 All right, what I got is, 85 00:03:56,287 --> 00:03:58,154 for the period of our seventh year of marriage, 86 00:03:58,287 --> 00:04:01,454 I bring forward the notice of "things piled on chairs." 87 00:04:01,588 --> 00:04:02,388 [thumps pad down] 88 00:04:02,521 --> 00:04:03,621 Oh? 89 00:04:03,755 --> 00:04:05,321 "Things piled on chairs." 90 00:04:05,454 --> 00:04:06,221 Yes, things piled on chairs. Look. 91 00:04:06,354 --> 00:04:07,121 Every time I wanna sit in a chair, 92 00:04:07,254 --> 00:04:09,021 I gotta take your stuff off of it. 93 00:04:09,154 --> 00:04:12,654 Shoes, jacket, hats, purse-- 94 00:04:12,788 --> 00:04:14,721 chairs are meant to be sat in. 95 00:04:14,855 --> 00:04:16,454 I would like to sit in a chair. 96 00:04:16,588 --> 00:04:18,488 All right, fine. Assumed. 97 00:04:18,621 --> 00:04:20,021 All right, let me have it. 98 00:04:20,154 --> 00:04:21,721 What does the respondent say? 99 00:04:21,855 --> 00:04:23,621 "No cell phones at the table." 100 00:04:23,755 --> 00:04:24,454 - What? - We shouldn't 101 00:04:24,588 --> 00:04:25,421 have our phones at the table. 102 00:04:25,554 --> 00:04:27,721 I mean, phones should be left elsewhere. 103 00:04:27,855 --> 00:04:28,821 But not on chairs? 104 00:04:28,955 --> 00:04:30,121 Never, as dictated by Issue A. 105 00:04:30,254 --> 00:04:31,121 Okay, assumed. 106 00:04:31,254 --> 00:04:32,287 Oh, hey, guys! 107 00:04:32,421 --> 00:04:33,554 Luca, TJ. 108 00:04:33,688 --> 00:04:34,888 Are you two working? 109 00:04:35,021 --> 00:04:36,988 I thought it was your anniversary. 110 00:04:37,121 --> 00:04:38,521 It's our prolonged anniversary. 111 00:04:38,654 --> 00:04:40,821 Yeah, we celebrate one day for each year. 112 00:04:40,955 --> 00:04:42,454 Seven years married. 113 00:04:42,588 --> 00:04:43,521 Seven years, huh? 114 00:04:43,654 --> 00:04:45,521 You better watch out for that seven-year-itch. 115 00:04:45,654 --> 00:04:46,721 Oh, don't worry, Luca. We're not itchy. 116 00:04:46,855 --> 00:04:48,855 You know, the seven-year-itch was actually debunked. 117 00:04:48,988 --> 00:04:49,988 Yeah, recent data shows 118 00:04:50,121 --> 00:04:53,021 that divorce peaks at 10 to 13 years of marriage. 119 00:04:53,154 --> 00:04:54,721 Oh, well, so, we've got a few more years left. 120 00:04:54,855 --> 00:04:55,688 Yeah, we're good for, like, three years. 121 00:04:55,821 --> 00:04:56,588 - We're good. - We're fine. 122 00:04:56,721 --> 00:04:58,454 - So, you two are working? - In a way. 123 00:04:58,588 --> 00:05:00,554 Yeah, on our anniversary, we like to sit down 124 00:05:00,688 --> 00:05:02,855 and go over our relationship grievances and gratitudes, 125 00:05:02,988 --> 00:05:04,021 and talk 'em through. 126 00:05:04,154 --> 00:05:06,788 I'm a lifelong bachelor, so you are the experts here. 127 00:05:07,921 --> 00:05:09,021 And enjoy the champagne! 128 00:05:09,154 --> 00:05:10,421 - Oh. - Thank you. 129 00:05:10,554 --> 00:05:12,121 [Luca] Well, you two have a wonderful anniversary. 130 00:05:12,254 --> 00:05:13,021 Thank you, Luca. 131 00:05:13,154 --> 00:05:14,788 - Enjoy. - Thank you, TJ. Very kind. 132 00:05:14,921 --> 00:05:16,588 That was nice. 133 00:05:16,721 --> 00:05:17,755 So sweet. 134 00:05:17,888 --> 00:05:18,888 Okay, so. 135 00:05:19,021 --> 00:05:19,855 Time for presents? 136 00:05:19,988 --> 00:05:20,855 Presents! 137 00:05:20,988 --> 00:05:23,588 Now, traditionally, the seven-year gift 138 00:05:23,721 --> 00:05:25,321 is wool. 139 00:05:26,388 --> 00:05:28,388 - Oh. Yes. - I hope you like it. 140 00:05:29,588 --> 00:05:31,021 Oh, Merino wool socks! 141 00:05:31,154 --> 00:05:32,287 Well, I figured, you know, you could warm your feet up 142 00:05:32,421 --> 00:05:33,788 before you press 'em up against me in bed. 143 00:05:33,921 --> 00:05:35,521 Oh, so this is really a gift to yourself? 144 00:05:35,654 --> 00:05:36,921 Sort of, yeah. 145 00:05:37,054 --> 00:05:37,955 I love them. I'll treasure them. 146 00:05:38,087 --> 00:05:39,187 - Okay. - Thank you. 147 00:05:39,321 --> 00:05:41,021 Okay, well, before the seven-year gift 148 00:05:41,154 --> 00:05:43,021 was modernized to wool, traditionally... 149 00:05:43,154 --> 00:05:44,254 it was copper. 150 00:05:44,388 --> 00:05:45,454 You didn't? 151 00:05:45,588 --> 00:05:46,521 Ta-dah! 152 00:05:46,654 --> 00:05:48,087 Oh, babe! 153 00:05:48,221 --> 00:05:50,621 I always wanted a copper pot to make you popcorn, 154 00:05:50,755 --> 00:05:52,121 and this is amazing! Look at this! 155 00:05:52,254 --> 00:05:53,121 Oh! 156 00:05:53,254 --> 00:05:54,087 Thank you, honey. 157 00:05:54,221 --> 00:05:55,187 Of course. 158 00:05:55,321 --> 00:05:57,054 I love you so much. 159 00:05:57,187 --> 00:05:59,755 This has been the best seven years ever, you know that? 160 00:05:59,888 --> 00:06:01,821 And hopefully the best is yet to come. 161 00:06:03,955 --> 00:06:06,654 You know, speaking of best to come-- 162 00:06:08,388 --> 00:06:10,321 ...I wanted to have a little chat with you. 163 00:06:10,454 --> 00:06:11,955 [text alert chimes] 164 00:06:13,621 --> 00:06:17,121 I thought "no cell phones at the table"? 165 00:06:17,254 --> 00:06:19,321 I'm so sorry. It's just-- 166 00:06:19,454 --> 00:06:22,688 Okay, Uncle Paul booked me in with a new client at 8:00 a.m. 167 00:06:22,821 --> 00:06:25,354 [alert dings] 168 00:06:25,488 --> 00:06:27,955 Oh, excellent. I just got booked for 8:15. 169 00:06:28,087 --> 00:06:29,621 No. Give me that. 170 00:06:29,755 --> 00:06:31,821 - Yeah, let's get rid of those. - No cell phone. 171 00:06:31,955 --> 00:06:33,521 That is absolutely perfect, babe. 172 00:06:33,654 --> 00:06:34,855 Thank you. So... 173 00:06:34,988 --> 00:06:36,521 to... 174 00:06:36,654 --> 00:06:38,588 forever... 175 00:06:38,721 --> 00:06:40,488 together. 176 00:06:41,821 --> 00:06:42,654 Sustained. 177 00:06:42,788 --> 00:06:44,354 [clink] 178 00:06:44,488 --> 00:06:47,154 [♪] 179 00:06:53,388 --> 00:06:55,154 [elevator dings] 180 00:06:56,788 --> 00:06:58,454 - Morning, Kim. - Morning. 181 00:06:58,588 --> 00:07:00,821 So, confusingly, your 8:00 a.m. 182 00:07:00,955 --> 00:07:02,821 is with a reality star wanting a divorce. 183 00:07:02,955 --> 00:07:04,021 Oh, that is weird. 184 00:07:04,154 --> 00:07:06,521 Um, well, I can refer her to the best family lawyers. 185 00:07:06,654 --> 00:07:08,488 You're the best family lawyer. 186 00:07:08,621 --> 00:07:10,221 Uncle Paul. 187 00:07:10,354 --> 00:07:11,588 And that reality star 188 00:07:11,721 --> 00:07:13,054 is Tabby Noble. 189 00:07:13,187 --> 00:07:15,254 She's on the board of Jackie's Legacy Fund, 190 00:07:15,388 --> 00:07:19,087 and she is bankrolling our fundraiser gala next month. 191 00:07:19,221 --> 00:07:20,888 Oh, so you want to keep her happy. 192 00:07:21,021 --> 00:07:22,421 Yes. 193 00:07:22,554 --> 00:07:25,888 But, also, I know how complicated and public 194 00:07:26,021 --> 00:07:26,955 a divorce like hers will be, 195 00:07:27,087 --> 00:07:29,654 and I want to help protect her, if possible. 196 00:07:29,788 --> 00:07:31,988 With you as Tabby's lawyer, this can be quick, easy... 197 00:07:32,121 --> 00:07:33,221 a painless mediation. 198 00:07:33,354 --> 00:07:34,721 Those are famous last words. 199 00:07:35,688 --> 00:07:36,821 All right. 200 00:07:36,955 --> 00:07:38,354 Thank you. 201 00:07:38,488 --> 00:07:39,955 Of course. [sighing] 202 00:07:44,521 --> 00:07:45,488 Hi. 203 00:07:45,621 --> 00:07:46,521 Oh, hi! 204 00:07:46,654 --> 00:07:48,087 Love your shoes. Manolo? 205 00:07:48,221 --> 00:07:49,588 Oh, uh, no. 206 00:07:49,721 --> 00:07:51,855 Nordstrom Rack, but thank you. 207 00:07:51,988 --> 00:07:53,554 Can we get you something to drink? 208 00:07:53,688 --> 00:07:54,688 Oh, yeah. 209 00:07:54,821 --> 00:07:56,421 Maybe, like, a green juice 210 00:07:56,554 --> 00:07:57,721 and some nori chips on the side? 211 00:07:57,855 --> 00:08:01,254 And you do have an LED face mask I could wear while we chat? 212 00:08:01,388 --> 00:08:03,221 I find it super-soothing. 213 00:08:03,354 --> 00:08:05,121 Please get Mrs. Noble a water. 214 00:08:05,254 --> 00:08:06,521 Thanks. 215 00:08:08,621 --> 00:08:10,888 Tabby, I know this must be a very, very hard time, 216 00:08:11,021 --> 00:08:11,955 and I'm sorry. 217 00:08:12,087 --> 00:08:14,254 My heart truly goes out to you. 218 00:08:14,388 --> 00:08:16,121 I also wanted to thank you 219 00:08:16,254 --> 00:08:18,621 for supporting Jackie's Legacy Fund. 220 00:08:18,755 --> 00:08:20,921 She was actually, um, a lawyer, as well. 221 00:08:21,054 --> 00:08:21,988 Family law, coincidentally, 222 00:08:22,121 --> 00:08:24,554 but here at the firm, 223 00:08:24,688 --> 00:08:26,654 we focus on mostly contract law, and mergers and acquisitions. 224 00:08:27,921 --> 00:08:30,421 But you clerked for Judge Westdale 225 00:08:30,554 --> 00:08:31,988 for three years, right? 226 00:08:32,121 --> 00:08:34,254 And you worked at Miller & Talbot Family Law, 227 00:08:34,388 --> 00:08:35,588 where you were considered the best. 228 00:08:35,721 --> 00:08:37,154 Oh, you've done your homework. 229 00:08:37,287 --> 00:08:38,221 I'm not clueless. 230 00:08:38,354 --> 00:08:40,421 I just pretended to be, on TV, for 15 years. 231 00:08:40,554 --> 00:08:44,121 And do you know who my husband-- 232 00:08:44,254 --> 00:08:46,421 uh, ex-husband-- and I are? 233 00:08:46,554 --> 00:08:50,287 I don't actually watch much reality TV. 234 00:08:50,421 --> 00:08:51,354 Oh! 235 00:08:51,488 --> 00:08:54,621 Okay, well, we were on, uh, Noble Living, 236 00:08:54,755 --> 00:08:57,888 which is one of the biggest reality shows ever, 237 00:08:58,021 --> 00:08:59,388 and then, uh, we moved to the city, 238 00:08:59,521 --> 00:09:01,221 and we got our own spin-off-- 239 00:09:01,354 --> 00:09:02,521 eight seasons. 240 00:09:02,654 --> 00:09:03,654 Every single one was a hit. 241 00:09:03,788 --> 00:09:04,955 Oh? 242 00:09:05,087 --> 00:09:08,154 So, the world has watched us fall in love, 243 00:09:08,287 --> 00:09:10,054 and grow up, get married, 244 00:09:10,187 --> 00:09:11,454 make mistakes, 245 00:09:11,588 --> 00:09:12,721 struggle to get pregnant-- 246 00:09:12,855 --> 00:09:14,888 Oh, I'm really sorry. 247 00:09:15,021 --> 00:09:15,921 So... 248 00:09:16,054 --> 00:09:17,654 we have been in the public eye and working 249 00:09:17,788 --> 00:09:19,054 since we were 16. 250 00:09:19,187 --> 00:09:21,654 And-- And now? 251 00:09:21,788 --> 00:09:22,788 Right now? 252 00:09:22,921 --> 00:09:23,788 - Yeah. - Um... 253 00:09:23,921 --> 00:09:26,121 now we... are-- 254 00:09:26,254 --> 00:09:28,855 we're on a hiatus right now. 255 00:09:28,988 --> 00:09:30,321 - Oh? - Yeah, we're just... 256 00:09:30,454 --> 00:09:32,021 looking for the right fit for us 257 00:09:32,154 --> 00:09:35,654 in the current flailing content environment. 258 00:09:35,788 --> 00:09:37,121 Tabby, are you sure? 259 00:09:37,254 --> 00:09:39,454 Are you sure you really want to be divorced? 260 00:09:39,588 --> 00:09:41,388 I mean, I was looking at your file. 261 00:09:41,521 --> 00:09:42,955 You've been married for 10 years. 262 00:09:43,087 --> 00:09:45,454 16 years together-- I mean, there's a lot of love there. 263 00:09:45,588 --> 00:09:49,388 Yeah, but love is like fame. 264 00:09:49,521 --> 00:09:53,588 Falling feels, like, fine until you hit the ground. 265 00:09:54,654 --> 00:09:57,187 Okay, listen, speaking of-- 266 00:09:57,321 --> 00:09:58,821 speaking of flying, 267 00:09:58,955 --> 00:09:59,821 I-I really think it's best 268 00:09:59,955 --> 00:10:02,054 if we just fly under the radar, you know? 269 00:10:02,187 --> 00:10:04,521 Let's just keep this quiet, no big scenes. 270 00:10:04,654 --> 00:10:07,287 Let's really just try to just stay level-headed. 271 00:10:07,421 --> 00:10:08,521 Definitely. 272 00:10:08,654 --> 00:10:10,187 But, also... 273 00:10:10,321 --> 00:10:11,621 he cheated on me with my best friend. 274 00:10:11,755 --> 00:10:12,621 Okay. 275 00:10:12,755 --> 00:10:14,221 So, I want everything. 276 00:10:14,354 --> 00:10:15,955 But mostly... 277 00:10:16,087 --> 00:10:17,554 I want him to hurt. 278 00:10:19,187 --> 00:10:21,054 [perky] 'Kay? 279 00:10:23,788 --> 00:10:26,521 This is why I left family law. 280 00:10:27,388 --> 00:10:29,321 - Morning, Jared. - Your 8:15 is here. 281 00:10:29,454 --> 00:10:31,588 Okay, who is it? 282 00:10:32,921 --> 00:10:35,588 Oh... okay. 283 00:10:37,755 --> 00:10:39,121 Mark. 284 00:10:39,254 --> 00:10:41,021 Brett Noble. Know who he is? 285 00:10:41,154 --> 00:10:42,321 Well, I know who he thinks he is. 286 00:10:42,454 --> 00:10:44,521 [Brett exhaling deeply] 493... 287 00:10:44,654 --> 00:10:47,454 494... 288 00:10:47,588 --> 00:10:49,721 495... 289 00:10:49,855 --> 00:10:52,221 496... 290 00:10:52,354 --> 00:10:53,755 497... 291 00:10:55,588 --> 00:10:56,654 498... 292 00:10:56,788 --> 00:10:59,221 - Mr. Noble? - 499... 293 00:11:00,721 --> 00:11:02,021 ...500! 294 00:11:02,154 --> 00:11:03,087 Whoo! 295 00:11:03,221 --> 00:11:05,554 - [sighing] Uh... - Whoo! 296 00:11:05,688 --> 00:11:07,755 Brett, I'm Lois Gale. 297 00:11:07,888 --> 00:11:09,421 This is Mark Chervich. 298 00:11:09,554 --> 00:11:11,187 Hey, guy, could I get a green juice? 299 00:11:11,321 --> 00:11:12,087 - Thanks. - Yeah, sure, um... 300 00:11:12,221 --> 00:11:14,054 maybe we can get you some nori chips, 301 00:11:14,187 --> 00:11:15,388 maybe an LED face mask? 302 00:11:15,521 --> 00:11:17,287 Oh, yeah! Love it. 303 00:11:18,888 --> 00:11:20,621 Great, um... 304 00:11:20,755 --> 00:11:24,621 So, uh, Brett, first things first. 305 00:11:26,921 --> 00:11:28,454 You cheated? 306 00:11:28,588 --> 00:11:29,921 Oh, I didn't cheat. 307 00:11:30,054 --> 00:11:32,354 It was all Tabby. I mean, she lives for drama. 308 00:11:32,488 --> 00:11:33,421 Right, look. 309 00:11:33,554 --> 00:11:35,921 You can lie to your therapist all day long, 310 00:11:36,054 --> 00:11:38,054 but I think it's, uh, not in your best interest 311 00:11:38,187 --> 00:11:39,454 to lie to your divorce lawyer. 312 00:11:39,588 --> 00:11:41,454 You see, you and I, we're working together now. 313 00:11:41,588 --> 00:11:42,421 We're a team, 314 00:11:42,554 --> 00:11:43,888 and as a team, you're gonna have to have 315 00:11:44,021 --> 00:11:45,454 some mental fortitude, grace, 316 00:11:45,588 --> 00:11:47,021 and we're gonna have some harsh truths, back and forth. 317 00:11:47,154 --> 00:11:48,087 You get it? 318 00:11:48,221 --> 00:11:49,421 All right, yeah. I dig it. 319 00:11:49,554 --> 00:11:50,388 Let's sign some papers 320 00:11:50,521 --> 00:11:52,154 and get this divorce started, shall we? 321 00:11:53,354 --> 00:11:55,087 Uh... [chuckles awkwardly] 322 00:11:55,221 --> 00:11:57,121 Okay, so before I do that, I'm gonna ask you two questions. 323 00:11:57,254 --> 00:11:59,021 - Okay. - First one is this-- 324 00:11:59,154 --> 00:12:01,488 are you sure you wanna get divorced? 325 00:12:01,621 --> 00:12:03,421 The second one is, you don't see any chance 326 00:12:03,554 --> 00:12:05,187 the two of you can be happy together again? 327 00:12:05,321 --> 00:12:07,454 Oh, I'm not happy, so why should she be happy? 328 00:12:07,588 --> 00:12:09,755 Oh, hey, listen-- I got cross-fit, 329 00:12:09,888 --> 00:12:12,788 but, uh, before I go, Tabby and I don't have a pre-nup 330 00:12:12,921 --> 00:12:14,254 and, well, I want everything, so. 331 00:12:14,388 --> 00:12:15,654 Well, be that as it may, Brett, 332 00:12:15,788 --> 00:12:16,821 New York is a no-fault, 333 00:12:16,955 --> 00:12:18,788 equitable-distribution state, so. 334 00:12:18,921 --> 00:12:21,654 Yeah, but I want everything, so. 335 00:12:21,788 --> 00:12:24,154 Oh, and, um, I want to sue her. 336 00:12:24,287 --> 00:12:26,287 On-- On what grounds? 337 00:12:27,488 --> 00:12:28,521 Emotional damages. 338 00:12:29,888 --> 00:12:30,988 Cross-fit! 339 00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:37,121 All the NDAs are signed. No leaks. 340 00:12:37,254 --> 00:12:38,254 Yeah, no, I'm on it. 341 00:12:38,388 --> 00:12:39,955 Listen, we gotta talk about approach here, Lois. 342 00:12:40,087 --> 00:12:41,254 I mean, Brett thinks he's gonna get everything. 343 00:12:41,388 --> 00:12:42,921 Then get him everything, 344 00:12:43,054 --> 00:12:45,488 or at least as many billable hours as you can. 345 00:12:45,621 --> 00:12:47,855 'Cause lawyers aren't known for their integrity. 346 00:12:48,988 --> 00:12:51,221 [♪] 347 00:12:53,388 --> 00:12:55,321 Popcorn. 348 00:12:55,454 --> 00:12:57,654 Cooked in my new copper pot! 349 00:12:57,788 --> 00:12:59,921 Oh... eatin' with my new socks on. 350 00:13:00,121 --> 00:13:01,554 Ooh-hoo-hoo! Look at those. 351 00:13:01,688 --> 00:13:03,421 - [TV plays quietly] - Okay, so... 352 00:13:03,554 --> 00:13:06,721 nutritional yeast and coconut oil for you-- 353 00:13:06,855 --> 00:13:07,855 Thank you. 354 00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:09,054 - Don't ask me why. - [laughs] 355 00:13:09,187 --> 00:13:10,921 And, uh, caramel and toffee for me. 356 00:13:11,054 --> 00:13:12,287 Perfect. 357 00:13:13,287 --> 00:13:14,988 What are you working on, babe? What's this? 358 00:13:15,121 --> 00:13:17,721 Oh, nothing, it's just a-- just a new case. 359 00:13:17,855 --> 00:13:19,688 I'm kinda taking one for the team. 360 00:13:19,821 --> 00:13:20,554 Mm. 361 00:13:20,688 --> 00:13:22,421 It's not-- Not worth talking about. 362 00:13:22,554 --> 00:13:24,554 Well, trust me, I've got a new case, too. 363 00:13:24,688 --> 00:13:26,321 My client? A piece of work. 364 00:13:26,454 --> 00:13:27,654 - Really? - Yeah, really. 365 00:13:27,788 --> 00:13:29,554 [TV announcer] ... It's getting juicier by the minute... 366 00:13:29,688 --> 00:13:31,187 When did you start watching this? 367 00:13:31,321 --> 00:13:33,688 Oh, it was-- It was just on. 368 00:13:33,821 --> 00:13:35,187 ...All about the break-up. 369 00:13:35,321 --> 00:13:37,654 And now, I guess my first husband. 370 00:13:37,788 --> 00:13:38,721 - [splashing] - Honey! Oh! 371 00:13:38,855 --> 00:13:40,421 Guess he got into the spirit. 372 00:13:40,554 --> 00:13:41,755 That's a joke, right? 373 00:13:41,888 --> 00:13:42,855 It was good. 374 00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:44,488 Pretty good stand-up, babe. 375 00:13:44,621 --> 00:13:45,821 It is with great sadness 376 00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:47,921 that we have made the difficult decision 377 00:13:48,054 --> 00:13:49,588 to divorce. 378 00:13:49,721 --> 00:13:50,821 We look forward 379 00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:52,354 to moving on, 380 00:13:52,488 --> 00:13:53,755 with deep kindness and gratitude 381 00:13:53,888 --> 00:13:56,388 for everything that we've shared. 382 00:13:56,521 --> 00:13:57,721 [smooch] Love you, guys. 383 00:13:57,855 --> 00:14:00,287 I mean, I gotta say... this hurts. 384 00:14:00,421 --> 00:14:02,254 So... 385 00:14:02,388 --> 00:14:05,421 we request respect for our privacy. 386 00:14:05,554 --> 00:14:07,287 Why are they making statements? 387 00:14:07,421 --> 00:14:10,721 This is-- I mean, that's gonna be a mess. 388 00:14:10,855 --> 00:14:12,821 Yeah, of the absolute worst kind. 389 00:14:12,955 --> 00:14:14,688 [TV announcer] Tabby and Brett-- calling it quits... 390 00:14:16,121 --> 00:14:17,488 [cell phone chiming] 391 00:14:17,621 --> 00:14:18,888 - [second cell phone chiming] - Oh... 392 00:14:19,021 --> 00:14:20,855 Yeah... 393 00:14:22,087 --> 00:14:23,588 Did you know about his statement? 394 00:14:23,721 --> 00:14:25,588 No! Come on, Lois. Of course not. 395 00:14:25,721 --> 00:14:27,621 I mean, the guy's a celebrity. It's like wrangling a snake. 396 00:14:27,755 --> 00:14:29,054 Well, keep him in check, Mark. 397 00:14:29,187 --> 00:14:30,388 You're gunning for partner. 398 00:14:30,521 --> 00:14:32,921 Did you give approval for Tabby to release an announcement? 399 00:14:33,054 --> 00:14:34,488 No, I did the literal opposite. 400 00:14:34,621 --> 00:14:36,054 Oh... 401 00:14:36,187 --> 00:14:37,788 then clean this up, please? 402 00:14:37,921 --> 00:14:39,388 The press are gonna rip her to shreds. 403 00:14:39,521 --> 00:14:40,354 All right, I'm on it. 404 00:14:42,454 --> 00:14:44,921 [sighing] 405 00:14:46,287 --> 00:14:48,454 Sorry, babe, that was, uh... 406 00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:49,988 - that was my case. - Yeah, me too. 407 00:14:50,121 --> 00:14:51,588 All right, what do you want to watch? 408 00:14:51,721 --> 00:14:53,221 Want to watch Steel Magnolias? 409 00:14:53,354 --> 00:14:56,921 Or we could find something else on, right? 410 00:14:57,054 --> 00:14:58,454 [chuckles] 411 00:14:58,588 --> 00:14:59,788 Mwah. 412 00:15:02,788 --> 00:15:04,788 You know, I, um... 413 00:15:04,921 --> 00:15:07,121 I-- there is something I'd like to talk to you about. 414 00:15:07,254 --> 00:15:08,821 Okay, what is it? 415 00:15:10,621 --> 00:15:13,121 Nothing. It's-- 416 00:15:13,254 --> 00:15:14,521 Nothing. It's Christmas, and our Christmas plans. 417 00:15:14,654 --> 00:15:17,354 I mean, are we gonna go to your family, or my family, I mean--? 418 00:15:17,488 --> 00:15:18,988 I mean, we could have everybody come here. 419 00:15:19,121 --> 00:15:21,254 It'd be kinda nice. - Yeah, we could do that, yeah. 420 00:15:22,921 --> 00:15:25,121 Wait, I almost forgot! A surprise for you. 421 00:15:25,254 --> 00:15:26,521 What? 422 00:15:26,654 --> 00:15:27,988 Are you--? 423 00:15:28,121 --> 00:15:29,221 It's for your collection. 424 00:15:29,354 --> 00:15:30,321 Oh, come on, babe! 425 00:15:30,454 --> 00:15:31,321 Happy anniversary. 426 00:15:31,454 --> 00:15:32,454 Thank you, sweetheart. 427 00:15:32,588 --> 00:15:34,821 Oh, it's the-- 428 00:15:34,955 --> 00:15:36,388 Are you kid--? This is the one I've always wanted. 429 00:15:36,521 --> 00:15:38,688 It's the limited-edition fidget spinner. 430 00:15:38,821 --> 00:15:39,821 Are you kidding me? - I know. 431 00:15:39,955 --> 00:15:41,221 I had to search far and wide. 432 00:15:41,354 --> 00:15:45,054 Oh! It's top of the line, babe. 433 00:15:45,187 --> 00:15:46,421 Thank you, babe. 434 00:15:47,755 --> 00:15:48,821 I love you so much. 435 00:15:48,955 --> 00:15:50,021 I love you. 436 00:15:50,154 --> 00:15:52,021 Well, cat's out of the bag. 437 00:15:52,154 --> 00:15:53,321 I got you a present. 438 00:15:53,454 --> 00:15:54,488 - You did? - Yeah, I got you a gift, too. 439 00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:55,721 - You gotta close your eyes. - Okay. 440 00:15:55,855 --> 00:15:57,654 It's a big one. Keep your eyes closed. 441 00:15:57,788 --> 00:15:58,821 Eyes are closed. 442 00:15:58,955 --> 00:16:01,087 All right. 443 00:16:01,221 --> 00:16:02,755 Open. 444 00:16:02,888 --> 00:16:03,955 [laughs] 445 00:16:04,087 --> 00:16:06,621 [munching] 446 00:16:06,755 --> 00:16:08,254 So thoughtful. 447 00:16:08,388 --> 00:16:09,888 I know. All right. 448 00:16:10,021 --> 00:16:12,654 Okay, let's watch Steel Magnolias. 449 00:16:14,554 --> 00:16:16,154 - I love you. - I love you, too. 450 00:16:17,154 --> 00:16:19,121 [♪] 451 00:16:19,254 --> 00:16:20,654 [doorbell rings] 452 00:16:23,087 --> 00:16:24,354 Hi, thank you. 453 00:16:24,488 --> 00:16:25,588 Good morning. 454 00:16:25,721 --> 00:16:27,421 Thank you for coming to me today. 455 00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:30,388 I'm just so distraught, I couldn't dress. 456 00:16:30,521 --> 00:16:32,521 I just need to stay in and self-care. 457 00:16:32,654 --> 00:16:34,054 Of course. 458 00:16:34,187 --> 00:16:36,021 Yeah, I-I-I support that, 459 00:16:36,154 --> 00:16:37,888 but I heard you're also doing talk shows? 460 00:16:38,021 --> 00:16:39,621 Yeah, it's a form of self-care. 461 00:16:39,755 --> 00:16:42,221 Perhaps, but it's probably not a good idea. 462 00:16:42,354 --> 00:16:44,021 But everyone's interested. 463 00:16:44,154 --> 00:16:46,454 I understand the appeal of garnering fan support, 464 00:16:46,588 --> 00:16:48,921 but you really need to stay neutral right now. 465 00:16:49,054 --> 00:16:50,121 Why are you so worried? 466 00:16:50,254 --> 00:16:51,621 It's my job to worry. 467 00:16:51,755 --> 00:16:54,121 Speaking of, if you have any skeletons in your closet, 468 00:16:54,254 --> 00:16:55,621 now would be the time to say. 469 00:16:55,755 --> 00:16:58,187 - Skeletons? - No! I'm squeaky-clean. 470 00:16:58,321 --> 00:16:59,388 Come on in, have a juice. 471 00:17:00,554 --> 00:17:01,454 Thank you. 472 00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:05,021 [quietly, to self] Wow. 473 00:17:05,154 --> 00:17:06,755 [exhales intensely] 474 00:17:06,888 --> 00:17:08,488 I have so much dirt on Tabby. 475 00:17:08,621 --> 00:17:10,354 I know where all the skeletons are. 476 00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:11,688 Mm. 477 00:17:11,821 --> 00:17:14,788 Brett, we really don't need skeletons, okay? 478 00:17:14,921 --> 00:17:15,821 We need mature adults 479 00:17:15,955 --> 00:17:18,955 who are committed to an amicable resolution. 480 00:17:19,087 --> 00:17:20,321 Do you know what that is? 481 00:17:23,221 --> 00:17:24,154 Nope. 482 00:17:26,488 --> 00:17:28,187 Of course not. 483 00:17:28,321 --> 00:17:31,021 [♪] 484 00:17:40,388 --> 00:17:41,354 [phone chiming] 485 00:17:43,488 --> 00:17:44,454 Hi. 486 00:17:44,588 --> 00:17:46,955 Hey. Your uncle just scheduled a noon meeting. 487 00:17:47,087 --> 00:17:48,354 I'll send you the address. 488 00:17:48,488 --> 00:17:50,087 Okay, perfect. Did you find Brett? 489 00:17:50,221 --> 00:17:52,588 Yup, the process server should be heading there now. 490 00:17:52,721 --> 00:17:53,654 Thanks so much. 491 00:17:53,788 --> 00:17:55,321 All right, I'm sorry, I actually have to go, 492 00:17:55,454 --> 00:17:56,254 but I'll be back later and we can finish up. 493 00:17:56,388 --> 00:17:57,855 - [doorbell chimes] - Can you get that? 494 00:17:59,554 --> 00:18:01,054 Hello? 495 00:18:01,187 --> 00:18:03,087 [doorbell chiming repeatedly] 496 00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:11,054 My nails are gonna get ruined. 497 00:18:13,955 --> 00:18:14,755 Are you Tabby Noble? 498 00:18:14,888 --> 00:18:15,755 [Tabby gasping] 499 00:18:15,888 --> 00:18:16,955 Yes! 500 00:18:17,087 --> 00:18:18,755 No, no, no, no! Stop! Stop! Tabby, don't open that. 501 00:18:18,888 --> 00:18:20,721 - No! - [snap] 502 00:18:20,855 --> 00:18:22,855 You've been served. 503 00:18:22,988 --> 00:18:25,354 [dejected sighing] 504 00:18:25,488 --> 00:18:26,388 [grunting] 505 00:18:26,521 --> 00:18:27,788 Do you even lift, bro? 506 00:18:29,488 --> 00:18:30,888 Nice quads! 507 00:18:31,021 --> 00:18:32,421 Wait, you're Brett Noble, right? 508 00:18:32,554 --> 00:18:33,755 Yeah. 509 00:18:33,888 --> 00:18:34,988 - Can I get a picture? - Of course! 510 00:18:35,121 --> 00:18:35,988 This is for you. 511 00:18:36,121 --> 00:18:36,921 No, no, no! 512 00:18:37,054 --> 00:18:38,187 [snap] 513 00:18:38,321 --> 00:18:39,221 You've been served. 514 00:18:40,454 --> 00:18:42,521 [♪] 515 00:18:45,554 --> 00:18:46,755 [sighing] 516 00:18:46,888 --> 00:18:48,554 She serves me divorce papers at the gym? 517 00:18:48,688 --> 00:18:50,421 This is my safe space! 518 00:18:50,554 --> 00:18:52,921 This is where I go to heal! 519 00:18:54,054 --> 00:18:56,321 Can you get your client in line? 520 00:18:56,454 --> 00:18:57,654 He serves me at home? 521 00:18:57,788 --> 00:18:59,654 It's just so violating... 522 00:18:59,788 --> 00:19:01,821 and he ruined my nails. 523 00:19:03,121 --> 00:19:04,454 This could be a problem, Dana. 524 00:19:04,588 --> 00:19:06,588 [sighs] Oy. 525 00:19:07,921 --> 00:19:09,588 Wait, I thought-- I thought 526 00:19:09,721 --> 00:19:11,287 Brett was repped by Miller & Talbot? 527 00:19:11,421 --> 00:19:13,287 No, he met with them so Tabby couldn't, 528 00:19:13,421 --> 00:19:15,454 but ultimately Brett went 529 00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:17,121 with Gale, Fauble, & Partners. 530 00:19:17,254 --> 00:19:18,654 What? W-Who's the lead? 531 00:19:18,788 --> 00:19:20,287 Funnily enough... 532 00:19:20,421 --> 00:19:21,454 it's Mark. 533 00:19:21,588 --> 00:19:23,654 Is this going to be a problem? 534 00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:25,788 [words catching] 535 00:19:25,921 --> 00:19:27,321 I... 536 00:19:27,454 --> 00:19:29,121 Honey... 537 00:19:29,254 --> 00:19:31,121 this is gonna be a problem. 538 00:19:31,254 --> 00:19:32,921 It's already a problem. 539 00:19:33,054 --> 00:19:34,955 I mean, I didn't want to be on this case to begin with, 540 00:19:35,087 --> 00:19:37,388 but Uncle Paul is so protective over Tabby. 541 00:19:37,521 --> 00:19:38,888 She lost her mom to cancer, 542 00:19:39,021 --> 00:19:40,488 she's on the board of Aunt Jackie's fund, 543 00:19:40,621 --> 00:19:42,454 so he just wants to help make this-- 544 00:19:42,588 --> 00:19:43,921 this divorce as easy as possible. 545 00:19:44,054 --> 00:19:45,287 Well, I could step down. 546 00:19:45,421 --> 00:19:46,788 No! They're picking partners soon. 547 00:19:46,921 --> 00:19:48,287 Absolutely not. You have worked so hard for that, 548 00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:49,488 and I know how much you want it. 549 00:19:49,621 --> 00:19:51,121 [deep breath] 550 00:19:51,254 --> 00:19:53,321 Okay, um... 551 00:19:53,454 --> 00:19:55,321 maybe we can make this work. 552 00:19:55,454 --> 00:19:56,621 How do you figure? 553 00:19:56,755 --> 00:19:58,321 We both know, if they go to other lawyers, 554 00:19:58,454 --> 00:20:00,321 they're gonna drag this out, make it contentious, 555 00:20:00,454 --> 00:20:01,721 bill them for every last thing... 556 00:20:01,855 --> 00:20:03,821 Right, but we-we could keep this very civil. 557 00:20:03,955 --> 00:20:04,855 Yeah, we could make it 558 00:20:04,988 --> 00:20:06,388 the most swift, amicable divorce possible. 559 00:20:06,521 --> 00:20:07,588 And we'll do it together. 560 00:20:10,121 --> 00:20:11,788 I love you. 561 00:20:11,921 --> 00:20:13,788 I love you. Let's go. 562 00:20:15,621 --> 00:20:16,821 Okay. 563 00:20:18,955 --> 00:20:20,855 [♪] 564 00:20:24,654 --> 00:20:25,888 [overlapping] Let's get started. 565 00:20:33,488 --> 00:20:34,688 Well, that went well, don't you think? 566 00:20:34,821 --> 00:20:36,688 Really, Uncle Paul? 567 00:20:36,821 --> 00:20:39,021 Well, I did... [chuckles] 568 00:20:39,154 --> 00:20:40,755 What's your takeaway? 569 00:20:40,888 --> 00:20:44,154 Well, New York is an equitable-distribution state, 570 00:20:44,287 --> 00:20:46,421 so Mark and I both believe it's in everyone's best interest 571 00:20:46,554 --> 00:20:48,054 to get this to arbitration, A.S.A.P. 572 00:20:48,187 --> 00:20:50,521 But both your of clients want everything. 573 00:20:50,654 --> 00:20:52,554 How do you suppose we arbitrate that? 574 00:20:52,688 --> 00:20:54,888 Unfortunately, it's not up to us. 575 00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:57,721 I'm afraid this one's for the court, Dana. 576 00:20:57,855 --> 00:20:59,087 I appreciate that you're trying to help Tabby, 577 00:20:59,221 --> 00:21:00,621 and I, too, want to be supportive, 578 00:21:00,755 --> 00:21:02,287 but I-- I don't do court. 579 00:21:02,421 --> 00:21:03,721 I know, 580 00:21:03,855 --> 00:21:05,588 and Mark throws an added wrench into it, 581 00:21:05,721 --> 00:21:07,554 and I know how empathetic you are 582 00:21:07,688 --> 00:21:10,621 and how personal each case becomes to you, 583 00:21:10,755 --> 00:21:12,221 but I truly believe 584 00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:15,621 you are the right, and only, lawyer for the job. 585 00:21:16,855 --> 00:21:18,988 [♪] 586 00:21:21,454 --> 00:21:23,221 Are you gonna be able to go up against Dana? 587 00:21:23,354 --> 00:21:24,921 You're not gonna go soft on us? 588 00:21:25,054 --> 00:21:26,254 Come on, Lois, I've got this, 589 00:21:26,388 --> 00:21:28,488 and I'm not going up against Dana... 590 00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:31,221 we're on the same team, and we want the same things. 591 00:21:31,354 --> 00:21:33,321 Back to the gym. 592 00:21:34,921 --> 00:21:36,287 So, you're gonna be fighting against your wife? 593 00:21:36,421 --> 00:21:37,888 Well, if by "fighting," 594 00:21:38,021 --> 00:21:40,254 you mean engaging in legal due process, yeah. 595 00:21:40,388 --> 00:21:42,454 Well, I hope you're better at fighting with your wife 596 00:21:42,588 --> 00:21:43,821 than I was at fighting with my wife. 597 00:21:43,955 --> 00:21:45,588 Oh... 598 00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:46,755 Oh, and, uh, by the way, 599 00:21:46,888 --> 00:21:48,621 my team wants me to run a background check on you. 600 00:21:48,755 --> 00:21:50,454 That's fine. Just do me a favor, 601 00:21:50,588 --> 00:21:52,221 and send me a copy of the findings, will ya? 602 00:21:52,354 --> 00:21:53,187 Listen, moving on, Brett, 603 00:21:53,321 --> 00:21:54,788 I gotta go over a list of assets here, 604 00:21:54,921 --> 00:21:56,721 if we can... do that? 605 00:21:56,855 --> 00:21:59,588 First off, I'd like to talk to you about the Soho apartment. 606 00:21:59,721 --> 00:22:01,721 Tabby wanted to be in the most expensive neighborhood. 607 00:22:01,855 --> 00:22:02,988 What about the upstate lake house? 608 00:22:03,121 --> 00:22:05,054 She wanted a summer cabin. 609 00:22:05,187 --> 00:22:07,821 Says here, you own three cars? 610 00:22:07,955 --> 00:22:09,354 Yeah, she backed two of them into poles. 611 00:22:10,254 --> 00:22:11,721 What about-- it says here-- wine label, 612 00:22:11,855 --> 00:22:13,554 clothing company, perfume line? 613 00:22:13,688 --> 00:22:15,821 Oh, she's always starting some new business-- 614 00:22:15,955 --> 00:22:18,721 plastering her face all over some new product... 615 00:22:18,855 --> 00:22:19,988 [weights clunking] 616 00:22:20,121 --> 00:22:21,855 But I'm over it. 617 00:22:21,988 --> 00:22:23,955 From now on, I'm a solo show. 618 00:22:24,087 --> 00:22:26,254 Yo, check this out. 619 00:22:27,354 --> 00:22:29,287 "Noble Surge... 620 00:22:29,421 --> 00:22:30,554 get Nobled." 621 00:22:33,821 --> 00:22:35,021 Maybe now is not the time 622 00:22:35,154 --> 00:22:37,054 to invest in new ventures, Brett. 623 00:22:38,821 --> 00:22:39,821 So, you're really okay 624 00:22:39,955 --> 00:22:41,154 battling it out with your husband? 625 00:22:41,287 --> 00:22:42,821 Oh, we're not battling. 626 00:22:42,955 --> 00:22:43,988 We're on the same team. 627 00:22:44,121 --> 00:22:46,287 We work really well together. We're-- We're solid. 628 00:22:46,421 --> 00:22:48,154 That's what I used to say about me and Brett, 629 00:22:48,287 --> 00:22:50,121 so... be careful. 630 00:22:50,254 --> 00:22:51,621 So, do you want this apartment, 631 00:22:51,755 --> 00:22:52,755 the house upstate, 632 00:22:52,888 --> 00:22:54,187 or do you want to sell both and split the cash? 633 00:22:55,421 --> 00:22:57,554 Why do you always dress like you're on your way to a meeting? 634 00:22:57,688 --> 00:23:00,388 Because... every time you see me, 635 00:23:00,521 --> 00:23:02,721 I am on my way to a meeting with you. 636 00:23:02,855 --> 00:23:04,688 Have you ever worn anything from the Noble line? 637 00:23:04,821 --> 00:23:05,721 [gasps] 638 00:23:05,855 --> 00:23:08,121 Bring me the emerald-lace dress, 639 00:23:08,254 --> 00:23:10,121 the one with the eyelash trim. - Yes, ma'am. 640 00:23:12,354 --> 00:23:13,554 [footsteps receding] 641 00:23:13,688 --> 00:23:15,287 It's so hard to find good help. 642 00:23:15,421 --> 00:23:17,721 Um, speaking of assistants... 643 00:23:17,855 --> 00:23:20,187 have you spoken with Gwen lately? 644 00:23:20,321 --> 00:23:21,454 Gwen? Are you joking? 645 00:23:21,588 --> 00:23:23,121 I'm never speaking to her ever again. 646 00:23:23,254 --> 00:23:24,287 Here's the thing. 647 00:23:24,421 --> 00:23:26,755 It would be great if I could at least speak with her. 648 00:23:26,888 --> 00:23:27,855 Look, Brett cheated with her. 649 00:23:27,988 --> 00:23:29,588 I'm not saying it's gonna affect the settlement, 650 00:23:29,721 --> 00:23:31,254 but it isn't a good look for him, 651 00:23:31,388 --> 00:23:32,855 so if we could have access to Gwen, 652 00:23:32,988 --> 00:23:34,354 that would be very helpful. 653 00:23:34,488 --> 00:23:36,388 I mean, find her if you can, but the last I checked, 654 00:23:36,521 --> 00:23:39,921 she was incognito mode-- vanished. 655 00:23:40,054 --> 00:23:42,688 And no, I didn't whack her. 656 00:23:42,821 --> 00:23:44,354 [chuckles] Okay, thank you for the reassurance, 657 00:23:44,488 --> 00:23:45,588 Donna Corleone. 658 00:23:45,721 --> 00:23:47,287 Mm. 659 00:23:47,421 --> 00:23:49,121 All right, what do you want to do with the assets? 660 00:23:49,254 --> 00:23:50,755 Assets? 661 00:23:50,888 --> 00:23:52,454 I want to keep everything. 662 00:23:52,588 --> 00:23:54,621 It was my brand. I was the engine. 663 00:23:54,755 --> 00:23:56,855 I mean, it was always "The Tabby Show." 664 00:23:56,988 --> 00:23:59,054 Brett just followed along, trying to keep up. 665 00:23:59,187 --> 00:24:00,688 Oh, um, by the way, 666 00:24:00,821 --> 00:24:02,955 my team suggested I run a background check on you. 667 00:24:03,087 --> 00:24:04,187 Oh, that's fine. 668 00:24:04,321 --> 00:24:05,588 Just show me a copy of the results. 669 00:24:05,721 --> 00:24:06,755 That'd be great. 670 00:24:06,888 --> 00:24:07,855 [footsteps] 671 00:24:08,988 --> 00:24:11,855 Oh, wow, look at that. 672 00:24:11,988 --> 00:24:14,287 Well, it's very pretty, but not me. 673 00:24:14,421 --> 00:24:16,354 But why be you all the time? 674 00:24:19,554 --> 00:24:22,121 [♪] 675 00:24:22,254 --> 00:24:23,821 [footsteps] 676 00:24:23,955 --> 00:24:25,087 Hey! 677 00:24:25,221 --> 00:24:26,254 Sorry, Tabby's got me on the clock. 678 00:24:26,388 --> 00:24:27,688 Oh, it's that bad, huh? 679 00:24:27,821 --> 00:24:28,821 Ah, it's good to see ya. 680 00:24:28,955 --> 00:24:30,521 Yeah, I mean, it's worse. 681 00:24:30,654 --> 00:24:31,654 Her whole life is about being seen 682 00:24:31,788 --> 00:24:33,021 as much as possible, 683 00:24:33,154 --> 00:24:34,788 in the least-genuine way possible. 684 00:24:34,921 --> 00:24:36,154 Okay, it's called "being a celebrity." 685 00:24:36,287 --> 00:24:37,755 Wow. 686 00:24:37,888 --> 00:24:39,021 And is this new? 687 00:24:39,154 --> 00:24:40,755 Oh, it's from the Noble Collection. 688 00:24:40,888 --> 00:24:42,688 Oh-ho-ho. Look at you. 689 00:24:42,821 --> 00:24:43,921 You look fabulous, 690 00:24:44,054 --> 00:24:45,688 and you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen, 691 00:24:45,821 --> 00:24:46,821 and you keep getting more and more beautiful. 692 00:24:46,955 --> 00:24:47,988 Thank you. 693 00:24:48,121 --> 00:24:49,988 It's so tight, I can't breathe. 694 00:24:50,121 --> 00:24:51,588 - Thank you so much. - Thank you. 695 00:24:51,721 --> 00:24:52,788 Oh, by the way, 696 00:24:52,921 --> 00:24:55,121 I've gotten you a new orchid to add to the collection, 697 00:24:55,254 --> 00:24:56,654 but the real gift here-- - Oh? 698 00:24:56,788 --> 00:24:58,187 ...Is that I promise you, I will accompany you 699 00:24:58,321 --> 00:25:00,254 to the orchid festival this year. 700 00:25:00,388 --> 00:25:01,521 Thank you. That means a lot. 701 00:25:02,855 --> 00:25:04,388 - Happy anniversary. - Happy anniversary. 702 00:25:04,521 --> 00:25:05,721 - [clink] - I love you. 703 00:25:05,855 --> 00:25:07,888 I love you. 704 00:25:09,021 --> 00:25:11,321 And I wanted to ask you... 705 00:25:11,454 --> 00:25:12,588 Mm-hmm? 706 00:25:12,721 --> 00:25:14,855 ...What is it you've been wanting to ask me? 707 00:25:14,988 --> 00:25:16,354 - What do you mean? - Twice now, 708 00:25:16,488 --> 00:25:17,721 you've been trepidatious about bringing up 709 00:25:17,855 --> 00:25:18,755 wanting to talk to me about something, 710 00:25:18,888 --> 00:25:20,755 and I just wish you would spill it, love. 711 00:25:20,888 --> 00:25:22,488 Dana, um... 712 00:25:22,621 --> 00:25:24,921 Okay, and judging by how uncomfortable you are right now, 713 00:25:25,054 --> 00:25:26,821 I feel like it might be something really terrible. 714 00:25:26,955 --> 00:25:27,855 - No. - Are you going through 715 00:25:27,988 --> 00:25:28,855 a mid-life crisis? 716 00:25:28,988 --> 00:25:30,054 Is your mother moving in? 717 00:25:30,187 --> 00:25:31,488 My mother's not moving in, okay? 718 00:25:31,621 --> 00:25:32,988 Nothing so life-altering. That'll never happen. 719 00:25:33,121 --> 00:25:34,187 Trust me. - What is it? 720 00:25:34,321 --> 00:25:35,855 Tell me. We can talk about anything. 721 00:25:37,121 --> 00:25:40,187 Okay, all right. 722 00:25:40,321 --> 00:25:42,521 Do you remember the conversation we had before we were married, 723 00:25:42,654 --> 00:25:44,021 about having children? 724 00:25:44,154 --> 00:25:45,821 And we both decided, at the time, 725 00:25:45,955 --> 00:25:46,821 that we weren't ready, 726 00:25:46,955 --> 00:25:48,855 and that we were gonna put a pin in it... 727 00:25:48,988 --> 00:25:51,721 Are you wanting to take that pin out? 728 00:25:51,855 --> 00:25:53,855 Yeah, I'd like to revisit the idea. 729 00:25:56,354 --> 00:25:57,488 Because...? 730 00:25:57,621 --> 00:26:00,788 Because, honey... 731 00:26:00,921 --> 00:26:03,488 I'm ready to have children, 732 00:26:03,621 --> 00:26:05,654 and I want 'em with you. 733 00:26:08,354 --> 00:26:09,721 You did start this whole thing 734 00:26:09,855 --> 00:26:11,321 by saying it wasn't so "life-altering." 735 00:26:11,454 --> 00:26:12,388 [laughing] 736 00:26:12,521 --> 00:26:14,488 I did. [laughs] 737 00:26:14,621 --> 00:26:15,788 [phone chimes] 738 00:26:15,921 --> 00:26:18,121 Ugh. Sorry. 739 00:26:20,021 --> 00:26:21,221 Oh, Brett. 740 00:26:21,354 --> 00:26:22,287 - Oh... - Mm-hmm? 741 00:26:22,421 --> 00:26:24,087 Tabby's gonna be on the Dr. Doug Show tomorrow. 742 00:26:24,221 --> 00:26:26,488 So is Brett. Great. 743 00:26:26,621 --> 00:26:27,955 And Uncle Paul wants me to be there 744 00:26:28,087 --> 00:26:29,321 to make sure there's no undoable libel. 745 00:26:29,454 --> 00:26:31,221 Yeah, Lois wants me to do the same. 746 00:26:31,354 --> 00:26:33,121 Mr. and Mrs. C, your table is ready. 747 00:26:33,254 --> 00:26:34,388 Thanks, TJ. 748 00:26:34,521 --> 00:26:37,454 - Thank you. - Appreciate it. 749 00:26:38,354 --> 00:26:40,254 [sighing] This could go really badly. 750 00:26:40,388 --> 00:26:45,254 [♪] 751 00:26:45,388 --> 00:26:47,154 [TV host] They charmed the nation, 752 00:26:47,287 --> 00:26:48,621 certainly charmed each other... 753 00:26:48,755 --> 00:26:50,121 [Mark] You'll be fine. All right? We got this. 754 00:26:50,254 --> 00:26:51,621 Yeah, of course. We're just gonna stay impartial 755 00:26:51,755 --> 00:26:52,721 and we'll keep the fighting to a minimum. 756 00:26:52,855 --> 00:26:54,054 Yeah, "winning" is them settling their divorce 757 00:26:54,187 --> 00:26:55,087 as quickly as possible. 758 00:26:55,221 --> 00:26:56,421 Oh, great. Here they are. 759 00:26:56,554 --> 00:26:57,221 [TV host] But we need it-- 760 00:26:57,354 --> 00:26:58,955 we'll see how this goes. Ready? 761 00:26:59,087 --> 00:27:00,388 What up? 762 00:27:00,521 --> 00:27:02,488 So, Tabby, what do you say to people 763 00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:04,021 who think Brett was just flirting? 764 00:27:04,154 --> 00:27:05,821 I say that flirting is cheating. 765 00:27:05,955 --> 00:27:07,788 Well, you cheated on me emotionally. 766 00:27:07,921 --> 00:27:08,821 When did I do that? 767 00:27:08,955 --> 00:27:09,755 With work! 768 00:27:09,888 --> 00:27:11,988 You made our entire life about our brand. 769 00:27:12,121 --> 00:27:13,454 You-You cheated on me with ambition. 770 00:27:13,588 --> 00:27:14,488 [laughs] 771 00:27:14,621 --> 00:27:16,287 It sounds like you were just jealous of me 772 00:27:16,421 --> 00:27:17,988 because I was always more successful than you. 773 00:27:18,121 --> 00:27:19,888 Maybe I didn't want the success! 774 00:27:20,021 --> 00:27:21,121 Maybe we wanted different things. 775 00:27:21,254 --> 00:27:23,321 Maybe we did, but because I wanted you to not cheat on us. 776 00:27:23,454 --> 00:27:24,521 - That's not grammar! - Whatever. 777 00:27:24,654 --> 00:27:26,187 Good time to take a caller. 778 00:27:26,321 --> 00:27:27,121 Uh, good morning, Gwen, you're on the air. 779 00:27:27,254 --> 00:27:28,855 Tabby, you were a terrible friend. 780 00:27:28,988 --> 00:27:30,287 You never supported my dreams. 781 00:27:30,421 --> 00:27:31,388 [scoffs] 782 00:27:31,521 --> 00:27:32,955 What were your dreams, exactly? 783 00:27:33,087 --> 00:27:34,154 [Gwen] To be a fitness influencer- 784 00:27:34,287 --> 00:27:35,454 slash-method actress. 785 00:27:35,588 --> 00:27:36,888 - I practiced Strasberg! - [phone chimes] 786 00:27:37,021 --> 00:27:39,454 I'll be right back. Just... 787 00:27:39,588 --> 00:27:40,287 [chiming] 788 00:27:40,421 --> 00:27:41,855 [beep] 789 00:27:41,988 --> 00:27:44,388 [Paul] What is happening over there? 790 00:27:44,521 --> 00:27:45,888 Social media's tearing Tabby apart. 791 00:27:46,021 --> 00:27:47,721 They're calling her cold, angry. 792 00:27:47,855 --> 00:27:50,621 Dana, please... turn this around. 793 00:27:50,755 --> 00:27:52,054 Okay, I'm on it. 794 00:27:54,087 --> 00:27:57,354 [dialing] 795 00:27:59,988 --> 00:28:01,721 [ringing] 796 00:28:01,855 --> 00:28:04,021 Guys, let's take another call. 797 00:28:04,154 --> 00:28:06,755 We'll go to, uh, Joanne Vlacho in Boise, Idaho. 798 00:28:06,888 --> 00:28:08,021 Hey, Joanne, you're on the air. 799 00:28:08,154 --> 00:28:09,054 [Southern accent] Hi. 800 00:28:09,187 --> 00:28:10,955 I just want to say it is such a heartbreak 801 00:28:11,087 --> 00:28:12,554 to be betrayed by the love of your life 802 00:28:12,688 --> 00:28:14,621 and your best friend, who you trusted the most. 803 00:28:14,755 --> 00:28:16,221 I mean... 804 00:28:16,354 --> 00:28:18,221 but for you to admit 805 00:28:18,354 --> 00:28:20,855 you have made some mistakes and to take responsibility-- 806 00:28:20,988 --> 00:28:22,921 I mean, to be human... it is just-- 807 00:28:23,054 --> 00:28:25,221 well, you are a hero to me. 808 00:28:25,354 --> 00:28:26,454 I mean, bless your heart. 809 00:28:26,588 --> 00:28:28,087 You are such a strong, 810 00:28:28,221 --> 00:28:30,187 and yet vulnerable, role model. 811 00:28:30,321 --> 00:28:32,121 [Tabby] Thank you so much, Joanne. That-- 812 00:28:32,254 --> 00:28:34,721 That really means the world to me. 813 00:28:34,855 --> 00:28:37,087 [no audio] 814 00:28:37,221 --> 00:28:39,588 You can't let me have a moment, can you? 815 00:28:39,721 --> 00:28:40,721 - Yeah, you give me my mo-- - Shh! 816 00:28:40,855 --> 00:28:42,221 I'm sensing a lot of tension here. 817 00:28:42,354 --> 00:28:43,121 Do you need to take a break? 818 00:28:45,221 --> 00:28:47,054 [Southern accent] Thank you for taking my call. 819 00:28:49,087 --> 00:28:50,187 Hi! 820 00:28:50,321 --> 00:28:51,187 [normal voice] Hi. 821 00:28:51,321 --> 00:28:53,187 Just want to know how "Joanne from Boise" 822 00:28:53,321 --> 00:28:55,921 has a thick-as-molasses Southern accent. 823 00:28:56,054 --> 00:28:58,054 I guess, after she retired from her barbecue stand, 824 00:28:58,187 --> 00:28:59,121 she moved down to the South 825 00:28:59,254 --> 00:29:00,688 so she could be closer to her grandchildren. 826 00:29:00,821 --> 00:29:02,788 Ah... I thought we were staying impartial? 827 00:29:02,921 --> 00:29:05,755 We were. We are. I'm sorry, okay? 828 00:29:05,888 --> 00:29:07,755 It's gonna be just impartial smooth sailing 829 00:29:07,888 --> 00:29:08,788 all the way to a settlement. 830 00:29:08,921 --> 00:29:09,921 Good. Okay. 831 00:29:10,054 --> 00:29:11,154 [phone chimes] 832 00:29:11,287 --> 00:29:12,087 [text alert chimes] 833 00:29:12,221 --> 00:29:13,821 [sighs] 834 00:29:13,955 --> 00:29:15,755 Oh, great. Just got our arbitration date. 835 00:29:15,888 --> 00:29:17,154 In two days. 836 00:29:17,287 --> 00:29:18,221 Right. 837 00:29:24,054 --> 00:29:27,354 [♪] 838 00:29:27,488 --> 00:29:29,154 - Snacks? - Check. 839 00:29:29,287 --> 00:29:31,154 Great. Coffee? 840 00:29:31,287 --> 00:29:32,154 Check. 841 00:29:32,287 --> 00:29:34,121 - Notebooks? - Check. 842 00:29:36,855 --> 00:29:37,821 There you go, love. 843 00:29:37,955 --> 00:29:39,087 - Thanks. - Okay. 844 00:29:39,221 --> 00:29:41,921 Okay. 845 00:29:42,054 --> 00:29:43,221 Yeah. 846 00:29:43,354 --> 00:29:45,354 In the case of Chervich and Chervich, 847 00:29:45,488 --> 00:29:46,421 growing their family-- 848 00:29:46,554 --> 00:29:47,721 Right. 849 00:29:47,855 --> 00:29:48,855 [sighs] 850 00:29:48,988 --> 00:29:49,821 Do you want me to start? Or you? 851 00:29:49,955 --> 00:29:51,021 Yeah, you can start. 852 00:29:51,154 --> 00:29:53,588 All right, um... 853 00:29:54,788 --> 00:29:56,588 You know I love you so much. 854 00:29:56,721 --> 00:29:58,221 You know that, right? 855 00:29:58,354 --> 00:30:00,755 You have all of my heart. 856 00:30:00,888 --> 00:30:02,154 Mm. 857 00:30:02,287 --> 00:30:05,254 But I feel like I have so much more to give, 858 00:30:05,388 --> 00:30:06,421 and we're not getting any younger. 859 00:30:06,554 --> 00:30:07,888 Well, you can speak for yourself. 860 00:30:08,021 --> 00:30:10,221 Yeah. Okay. 861 00:30:10,354 --> 00:30:12,187 I'm just kidding. Continue. 862 00:30:12,321 --> 00:30:13,554 I don't know, I-I-- 863 00:30:13,688 --> 00:30:16,388 I feel a shift is happening in me. 864 00:30:16,521 --> 00:30:18,421 I mean, I've always wanted to have kids. 865 00:30:18,554 --> 00:30:19,755 You know? I'm ready. 866 00:30:19,888 --> 00:30:23,187 I can feel it, and I want 'em with you. 867 00:30:23,321 --> 00:30:24,654 I want to give you everything you want. 868 00:30:24,788 --> 00:30:25,921 I want to give you the-- 869 00:30:26,054 --> 00:30:27,921 the house in Connecticut with the big garden. 870 00:30:28,054 --> 00:30:29,554 I want to give you the dogs, the goat-- 871 00:30:29,688 --> 00:30:31,488 You know I love baby goats. 872 00:30:31,621 --> 00:30:32,921 I know you do, babe. 873 00:30:33,054 --> 00:30:35,121 Honey... 874 00:30:37,688 --> 00:30:38,988 I really want kids... 875 00:30:39,121 --> 00:30:40,021 Mm-hmm. 876 00:30:40,154 --> 00:30:41,054 ...but it is a huge step. 877 00:30:41,187 --> 00:30:42,121 I think it's 878 00:30:42,254 --> 00:30:43,388 the most important decision you make in life, 879 00:30:43,521 --> 00:30:45,021 and I-I just feel like, 880 00:30:45,154 --> 00:30:46,554 you know, for the past 10 years, 881 00:30:46,688 --> 00:30:47,454 we've worked so hard, 882 00:30:47,588 --> 00:30:48,721 working our way up in our careers, 883 00:30:48,855 --> 00:30:49,988 and we're finally on solid footing. 884 00:30:50,121 --> 00:30:52,287 Is this really the issue? 885 00:30:56,054 --> 00:30:57,588 What if we're not good parents? 886 00:30:57,721 --> 00:30:58,821 Come on. We're gonna be great parents. 887 00:30:58,955 --> 00:31:00,688 [sighs] 888 00:31:03,788 --> 00:31:05,121 I'm scared. 889 00:31:06,921 --> 00:31:07,921 So... 890 00:31:08,054 --> 00:31:09,955 what if there's a compromise? 891 00:31:10,087 --> 00:31:11,388 How would you like to compromise? 892 00:31:11,521 --> 00:31:12,788 Let's just get a dog. 893 00:31:12,921 --> 00:31:14,154 Honey, we work a ton. 894 00:31:14,287 --> 00:31:15,955 We can't just leave a dog at home alone all day. 895 00:31:17,755 --> 00:31:20,755 I had gotten you this anniversary gift. 896 00:31:20,888 --> 00:31:22,488 You pick the best times, don't you? 897 00:31:22,621 --> 00:31:24,421 - [laughing] - My timing's great. 898 00:31:25,521 --> 00:31:27,721 For the pup. 899 00:31:27,855 --> 00:31:30,755 Okay, you're naming our rhetorical dog, Oliver? 900 00:31:30,888 --> 00:31:31,921 What's wrong with "Oliver"? 901 00:31:34,554 --> 00:31:37,321 [♪] 902 00:31:44,588 --> 00:31:47,321 Um, hey, have you had any luck finding Gwen yet? 903 00:31:47,454 --> 00:31:49,554 I think she could really temper Brett and help him 904 00:31:49,688 --> 00:31:51,121 settle this divorce faster. 905 00:31:51,254 --> 00:31:52,221 We're still looking. 906 00:31:52,354 --> 00:31:53,921 Right. 907 00:31:56,021 --> 00:31:56,955 You okay, boss? 908 00:31:57,087 --> 00:31:59,488 Anxious about arbitration? 909 00:31:59,621 --> 00:32:01,521 No. No, come on, are you kidding me? 910 00:32:01,654 --> 00:32:03,421 I haven't been anxious about arbitration in over a decade. 911 00:32:04,588 --> 00:32:07,154 Um, Jared? 912 00:32:07,287 --> 00:32:08,788 Meeting for Lois. 913 00:32:08,921 --> 00:32:11,321 The head of Reality Reel. 914 00:32:12,488 --> 00:32:14,054 All right, do me a favor? Keep looking for Gwen, okay? 915 00:32:14,187 --> 00:32:15,955 Yeah, you got it. 916 00:32:16,087 --> 00:32:17,821 [♪] 917 00:32:20,855 --> 00:32:23,054 [♪] 918 00:32:26,921 --> 00:32:29,121 Ready for arbitration? 919 00:32:29,254 --> 00:32:31,688 Yeah, just... 920 00:32:31,821 --> 00:32:33,254 Right. 921 00:32:40,354 --> 00:32:41,388 Oh, who's the suit? 922 00:32:41,521 --> 00:32:43,488 A network exec from Reality Reel 923 00:32:43,621 --> 00:32:44,388 meeting with Paul. 924 00:32:44,521 --> 00:32:46,755 Huh. 925 00:32:51,421 --> 00:32:52,955 [lawyers, overlapping] Keep it civil. 926 00:32:53,087 --> 00:32:54,187 [forced] Tabby. 927 00:32:54,321 --> 00:32:55,221 Brett. 928 00:32:57,921 --> 00:32:59,221 Hello, sir. Hi. 929 00:32:59,354 --> 00:33:00,287 I'm Tabby. 930 00:33:00,421 --> 00:33:01,221 [arbitrator] Hi. 931 00:33:01,354 --> 00:33:02,087 [Tabby giggles] 932 00:33:02,221 --> 00:33:03,921 Are you flirting with our mediator? 933 00:33:04,054 --> 00:33:05,721 No, flirting with strangers is your job. 934 00:33:05,855 --> 00:33:07,454 - Ha. - Plus, he's an arbitrator. 935 00:33:07,588 --> 00:33:08,888 What's the difference? 936 00:33:09,021 --> 00:33:09,855 - Ignorant people say "What?" - What? 937 00:33:09,988 --> 00:33:11,121 My point exactly. 938 00:33:11,254 --> 00:33:13,788 They've been on reality TV since they were teenagers, so. 939 00:33:13,921 --> 00:33:15,221 Understood. 940 00:33:15,354 --> 00:33:16,855 Can we please start? 941 00:33:16,988 --> 00:33:18,121 Yeah. 942 00:33:18,254 --> 00:33:19,855 We'll begin with verbal agreements from each line item. 943 00:33:19,988 --> 00:33:22,054 To start-- how you'll sell the house upstate, 944 00:33:22,187 --> 00:33:23,855 and split the funds. 945 00:33:23,988 --> 00:33:25,421 - I want the house. - I want the house. 946 00:33:26,654 --> 00:33:27,855 Clearly a sticking point. 947 00:33:27,988 --> 00:33:29,454 Moving on. 948 00:33:29,588 --> 00:33:30,554 The shared apartment on Viscano. 949 00:33:30,688 --> 00:33:32,121 You agree that one party moves out 950 00:33:32,254 --> 00:33:33,521 and the other will be compensated? 951 00:33:33,654 --> 00:33:34,955 - Agreed. - Agreed. 952 00:33:35,755 --> 00:33:37,721 So, who's moving out? 953 00:33:37,855 --> 00:33:39,421 - He is. - She is. 954 00:33:40,254 --> 00:33:43,955 Counselors, can you please manage your clients? 955 00:33:44,087 --> 00:33:46,454 Unfortunately, this is about as good as it gets. 956 00:33:46,588 --> 00:33:48,688 Then I suggest you prepare for court. 957 00:33:48,821 --> 00:33:50,321 - What? - What? 958 00:33:53,921 --> 00:33:55,287 Would you just give us one second, please? 959 00:33:55,421 --> 00:33:56,287 Mark? 960 00:33:56,421 --> 00:33:57,454 Yeah! Yeah. 961 00:33:58,421 --> 00:33:59,221 Good job! 962 00:33:59,354 --> 00:34:01,621 [♪] 963 00:34:01,755 --> 00:34:03,087 [hushed] I do not do court. 964 00:34:03,221 --> 00:34:04,654 You know how I am with public speaking. 965 00:34:04,788 --> 00:34:07,287 [quietly] I know, honey, I know. 966 00:34:10,755 --> 00:34:12,287 Oh, do I know. 967 00:34:18,821 --> 00:34:19,788 Tabby. 968 00:34:19,921 --> 00:34:21,454 I know your heart has been broken, 969 00:34:21,588 --> 00:34:22,588 and I am so sorry, 970 00:34:22,721 --> 00:34:24,087 but, in punishing Brett, 971 00:34:24,221 --> 00:34:25,287 you're really just punishing yourself. 972 00:34:25,421 --> 00:34:27,354 I mean, this could all be done so quickly and smoothly. 973 00:34:27,488 --> 00:34:28,855 Have I mentioned Brett's hiding money? 974 00:34:28,988 --> 00:34:31,321 No, you kind of buried the lede on that. 975 00:34:31,454 --> 00:34:33,521 Yeah, well, he played cards a lot. 976 00:34:33,654 --> 00:34:35,187 He went to Vegas, sports gambled... 977 00:34:35,321 --> 00:34:37,955 Are you sure he's hiding money, or is he hiding losses? 978 00:34:38,087 --> 00:34:39,087 - [phone buzzing] - One sec. 979 00:34:39,221 --> 00:34:40,187 [buzzing] 980 00:34:40,321 --> 00:34:42,921 This is Tabby. 981 00:34:43,054 --> 00:34:45,654 Yeah, um, we're gonna need a larger retainer. 982 00:34:45,788 --> 00:34:47,187 Okay. Also... I found Gwen. 983 00:34:47,321 --> 00:34:48,421 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 984 00:34:48,554 --> 00:34:49,821 I just texted you the address. 985 00:34:49,955 --> 00:34:50,855 Thank you. 986 00:34:52,988 --> 00:34:54,254 [♪] 987 00:34:54,388 --> 00:34:55,521 Perfect! 988 00:34:55,654 --> 00:34:56,788 I think she's hiding all her money, 989 00:34:56,921 --> 00:34:58,354 or maybe she spent it all? 990 00:34:58,488 --> 00:35:00,254 You know, she always wanted more fancy things, 991 00:35:00,388 --> 00:35:02,855 more businesses, more brands. 992 00:35:02,988 --> 00:35:04,354 She took out loans... 993 00:35:04,488 --> 00:35:05,821 and not always from banks. 994 00:35:05,955 --> 00:35:06,888 [phone chimes] 995 00:35:07,021 --> 00:35:07,988 So, what, are you telling me 996 00:35:08,121 --> 00:35:09,521 that her credit score sleeps with the fishes? 997 00:35:09,654 --> 00:35:11,554 [♪] 998 00:35:11,688 --> 00:35:12,688 "Fishes"? 999 00:35:12,821 --> 00:35:13,988 I'm gonna call you later, okay? 1000 00:35:14,121 --> 00:35:15,988 I gotta go. 1001 00:35:16,121 --> 00:35:19,421 Like, an aquarium i-investment, or...? 1002 00:35:19,554 --> 00:35:21,021 [intercom buzzes] 1003 00:35:23,554 --> 00:35:26,488 Of all the tenements in the world, 1004 00:35:26,621 --> 00:35:27,921 you just had to walk into mine, huh? 1005 00:35:28,054 --> 00:35:28,955 You know what? 1006 00:35:29,087 --> 00:35:30,721 I don't know, maybe this makes it easier. 1007 00:35:30,855 --> 00:35:32,187 - We can just work together. - Hmm. 1008 00:35:32,321 --> 00:35:34,021 [intercom beeps] 1009 00:35:34,154 --> 00:35:35,688 Who is it? 1010 00:35:35,821 --> 00:35:38,321 Hi, Gwen! It's Dana Chervich. I'm representing Tabby. 1011 00:35:38,454 --> 00:35:41,187 And Gwen, I'm Mark Chervich. I'm representing Brett. 1012 00:35:41,321 --> 00:35:43,254 I'm not talking to anyone. 1013 00:35:43,388 --> 00:35:44,488 - [intercom disconnects] - That went well. 1014 00:35:44,621 --> 00:35:45,521 Yeah. 1015 00:35:45,654 --> 00:35:46,855 [Dana] Apparently, she doesn't want to talk. 1016 00:35:46,988 --> 00:35:47,721 Yeah, they're both here. 1017 00:35:47,855 --> 00:35:48,888 [Gwen] No, I didn't say anything. 1018 00:35:49,021 --> 00:35:49,988 [Dana] So, what do we do now? 1019 00:35:50,121 --> 00:35:52,554 And what do I get out of it? 1020 00:35:52,688 --> 00:35:54,021 Fine. 1021 00:35:54,154 --> 00:35:56,054 Yeah, yeah, I'll leave out the back. 1022 00:35:56,187 --> 00:35:57,521 I can't name a German shepherd "Oliver". 1023 00:35:57,654 --> 00:35:59,054 But you can name a doodle Oliver? 1024 00:35:59,187 --> 00:36:00,721 Didn't our pre-nup specify "no doodles"? 1025 00:36:00,855 --> 00:36:02,888 Oh, I don't really remember that in terms and conditions. 1026 00:36:03,021 --> 00:36:04,988 Really? 'Cause I kinda-- 1027 00:36:06,221 --> 00:36:07,955 Hi! 1028 00:36:08,087 --> 00:36:09,654 - There you go. - After you. 1029 00:36:11,121 --> 00:36:12,654 [Mark] Is that Gwen? 1030 00:36:12,788 --> 00:36:13,955 Whoa, whoa, whoa. I just saw Gwen. 1031 00:36:14,087 --> 00:36:15,087 - That-- Really? - That was Gwen. 1032 00:36:15,221 --> 00:36:16,688 - That was Gwen? - Yup. 1033 00:36:18,087 --> 00:36:21,287 [phone dials and rings] 1034 00:36:21,421 --> 00:36:22,488 Hey, Kim. 1035 00:36:22,621 --> 00:36:24,154 So, Gwen got skittish and ran off. 1036 00:36:24,287 --> 00:36:26,221 We're gonna need to depose her. Thanks. 1037 00:36:26,354 --> 00:36:27,154 Something tell me things 1038 00:36:27,287 --> 00:36:28,254 just got a whole lot more complicated. 1039 00:36:28,388 --> 00:36:30,421 How could this possibly get more complicated? 1040 00:36:30,554 --> 00:36:31,888 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1041 00:36:32,021 --> 00:36:34,454 No matter how terrible this gets, babe, 1042 00:36:34,588 --> 00:36:36,121 as long as we're in it together. 1043 00:36:36,254 --> 00:36:38,554 Oh, I was thinking we should've become dentists. 1044 00:36:38,688 --> 00:36:39,788 Dentist would have been better, 1045 00:36:39,921 --> 00:36:42,788 but this case does feel like we're pulling teeth, so. 1046 00:36:42,921 --> 00:36:44,154 [sighing] 1047 00:36:51,821 --> 00:36:52,855 Hey! 1048 00:36:52,988 --> 00:36:55,321 So, um, this came for you. 1049 00:36:55,454 --> 00:36:57,321 Oh, yeah, that's probably the background check 1050 00:36:57,454 --> 00:36:58,888 that Tabby ran on me. 1051 00:36:59,021 --> 00:37:01,488 Speaking of-- any word on locating Gwen? 1052 00:37:01,621 --> 00:37:02,588 We really need to serve her a subpoena 1053 00:37:02,721 --> 00:37:03,621 so we can depose her. 1054 00:37:03,755 --> 00:37:06,421 Also, will you look into Brett's finances? 1055 00:37:06,554 --> 00:37:08,988 There's suspicion of money hidden or lost. 1056 00:37:09,121 --> 00:37:11,087 On it. 1057 00:37:11,221 --> 00:37:13,154 Thank you so much. Have a good night. 1058 00:37:13,287 --> 00:37:14,988 - You too. - Thanks. 1059 00:37:15,121 --> 00:37:17,254 [♪] 1060 00:37:20,221 --> 00:37:21,654 I was looking for you. 1061 00:37:24,054 --> 00:37:25,321 Invite to the gala. 1062 00:37:25,454 --> 00:37:27,755 "Hosted by Paul Larsen and Tabby Noble." 1063 00:37:27,888 --> 00:37:29,588 That's not a conflict at all. 1064 00:37:29,721 --> 00:37:30,621 [chuckling] 1065 00:37:30,755 --> 00:37:32,554 Mark and I will be there. 1066 00:37:32,688 --> 00:37:34,254 I'm really proud of you. 1067 00:37:34,388 --> 00:37:36,154 Aunt Jackie would be, too. 1068 00:37:39,121 --> 00:37:40,021 I meant to ask you-- 1069 00:37:40,154 --> 00:37:43,254 there was a guy here from Reality Reel...? 1070 00:37:43,388 --> 00:37:46,888 Oh, they make a lot of money off the Nobles' reruns. 1071 00:37:47,021 --> 00:37:47,921 They wanted to know 1072 00:37:48,054 --> 00:37:50,287 what this divorce is gonna cost their brand. 1073 00:37:50,421 --> 00:37:51,888 Any thoughts on that? 1074 00:37:52,021 --> 00:37:53,421 Besides everyone's dignity? 1075 00:37:53,554 --> 00:37:54,955 I don't know. 1076 00:37:55,087 --> 00:37:55,988 We're in arbitration again tomorrow, 1077 00:37:56,121 --> 00:37:57,821 and hopefully we settle. 1078 00:37:57,955 --> 00:37:59,888 Good night. 1079 00:38:00,087 --> 00:38:03,187 [♪] 1080 00:38:06,588 --> 00:38:07,988 This came for you. 1081 00:38:08,121 --> 00:38:09,654 Oh, good. Thanks. It's probably my background check. 1082 00:38:09,788 --> 00:38:10,955 Have you found that forensic accountant 1083 00:38:11,087 --> 00:38:11,955 to look into Tabby Noble yet? 1084 00:38:12,087 --> 00:38:13,187 Yup, just booked him. 1085 00:38:13,321 --> 00:38:15,321 Thattaboy. Thattaboy. Nice work. 1086 00:38:18,321 --> 00:38:20,354 Guess who just called the office? 1087 00:38:20,488 --> 00:38:22,321 Gwen. She wants to meet with you tonight. 1088 00:38:22,454 --> 00:38:24,521 Oh, Lois, Dana and I were supposed to-- 1089 00:38:26,988 --> 00:38:28,788 All right, I'll-I'll give her a call back. 1090 00:38:28,921 --> 00:38:29,855 Get her on our side. 1091 00:38:29,988 --> 00:38:31,988 We can't afford her testifying against Brett 1092 00:38:32,121 --> 00:38:33,287 and ruining his reputation. 1093 00:38:33,421 --> 00:38:35,221 We could keep him as a future client. 1094 00:38:35,354 --> 00:38:36,354 Hey, by the way, 1095 00:38:36,488 --> 00:38:38,521 why was the head of Reality Reel here today? 1096 00:38:38,654 --> 00:38:40,488 Oh, they just needed some hand-holding. 1097 00:38:40,621 --> 00:38:42,321 Wanted to be assured that the divorce will be amicable, 1098 00:38:42,454 --> 00:38:44,187 that their brand could be saved. 1099 00:38:44,321 --> 00:38:45,187 All right, well, here's to fingers crossed 1100 00:38:45,321 --> 00:38:47,688 for arbitration tomorrow, right? 1101 00:38:52,187 --> 00:38:54,154 Oy. 1102 00:38:58,087 --> 00:38:58,955 Hello! 1103 00:38:59,087 --> 00:39:00,254 Hello. 1104 00:39:01,821 --> 00:39:02,921 Okay, all right, good. 1105 00:39:03,054 --> 00:39:05,955 Well, where's my martini and my steak-and-potato dinner? 1106 00:39:06,087 --> 00:39:07,254 I slave over a hot stove all day, 1107 00:39:07,388 --> 00:39:08,688 and this is the greeting I get? 1108 00:39:08,821 --> 00:39:09,955 Mwah! Uh, babe? 1109 00:39:10,087 --> 00:39:11,454 Oh, sorry, the chair thing-- I forgot. 1110 00:39:11,588 --> 00:39:12,488 I owe you one free pet peeve. 1111 00:39:12,621 --> 00:39:14,855 Yeah, don't worry, I'm banking 'em, honey. 1112 00:39:14,988 --> 00:39:16,921 Oh, by the way, I gotta head out for a quick sec. 1113 00:39:17,054 --> 00:39:18,454 - I got a work thing to do. - But you promised me 1114 00:39:18,588 --> 00:39:20,388 Asian-Mexican fusion tonight, and old movies. 1115 00:39:20,521 --> 00:39:22,187 The bulgogi tacos are on their way, 1116 00:39:22,321 --> 00:39:24,554 and I will be back before they're delivered. 1117 00:39:24,688 --> 00:39:25,688 See you in a bit! 1118 00:39:25,821 --> 00:39:27,321 [sighs] 1119 00:39:29,087 --> 00:39:30,221 Luca. 1120 00:39:30,354 --> 00:39:32,021 Hey, we'd been hoping you'd come in. 1121 00:39:32,154 --> 00:39:34,021 I have tickets for you and Mrs. C to my new play. 1122 00:39:34,154 --> 00:39:35,454 Oh, congrats, TJ. Broadway? 1123 00:39:35,588 --> 00:39:36,721 Atlantic City. 1124 00:39:36,855 --> 00:39:37,921 "Broadway of Jersey." 1125 00:39:38,054 --> 00:39:39,621 Can't wait. 1126 00:39:39,755 --> 00:39:40,755 [chuckles] 1127 00:39:40,888 --> 00:39:42,888 Uh, listen, Luca. I wanted to ask you a question. 1128 00:39:43,021 --> 00:39:45,688 Um, you know people, right? 1129 00:39:45,821 --> 00:39:47,554 I know people who know people. 1130 00:39:47,688 --> 00:39:49,121 Do you think you, uh, could put your ear to the ground 1131 00:39:49,254 --> 00:39:50,388 on Tabby Noble, 1132 00:39:50,521 --> 00:39:51,955 and whether she's borrowing or owing money around town? 1133 00:39:52,087 --> 00:39:54,187 For you, and what you did for my TJ? 1134 00:39:54,321 --> 00:39:55,454 Anything. 1135 00:39:55,588 --> 00:39:57,421 Thank you, my friend. 1136 00:39:58,855 --> 00:40:00,454 [text alert chimes] 1137 00:40:00,588 --> 00:40:03,021 [♪] 1138 00:40:03,154 --> 00:40:05,121 [sighs] 1139 00:40:05,254 --> 00:40:07,087 [♪] 1140 00:40:07,221 --> 00:40:08,788 Okay. 1141 00:40:22,087 --> 00:40:22,955 What? 1142 00:40:27,054 --> 00:40:28,621 - Hi. - Hi. 1143 00:40:28,755 --> 00:40:30,187 Gwen, sorry, yes. Hi. 1144 00:40:30,321 --> 00:40:31,454 Thanks for coming. 1145 00:40:31,588 --> 00:40:33,755 I was just going over a legal brief. 1146 00:40:33,888 --> 00:40:35,588 Can I get you a drink? Anything to eat? 1147 00:40:35,721 --> 00:40:38,121 No, no. I just want to get to the bottom of this. 1148 00:40:38,254 --> 00:40:40,221 Hey, is she alone? Who is she with? 1149 00:40:40,354 --> 00:40:44,121 Okay, she's with a man, but I can't see his face. 1150 00:40:44,254 --> 00:40:45,888 Okay, try to take some pictures and send them to me, okay? 1151 00:40:47,721 --> 00:40:49,421 [snap] 1152 00:40:50,588 --> 00:40:53,321 [♪] 1153 00:41:11,588 --> 00:41:13,988 [text chimes] 1154 00:41:19,321 --> 00:41:21,688 "A little work thing"? 1155 00:41:21,821 --> 00:41:23,721 [scoffs] 1156 00:41:24,788 --> 00:41:27,488 [Dana] Hey, wait 10 minutes and serve her. 1157 00:41:27,621 --> 00:41:29,054 On it. 1158 00:41:30,087 --> 00:41:30,988 You don't need a lawyer now, 1159 00:41:31,121 --> 00:41:32,488 but what you do need, is you need to be-- 1160 00:41:32,621 --> 00:41:34,421 very honest with me, okay? 1161 00:41:34,554 --> 00:41:37,354 I need to, uh-- 1162 00:41:40,888 --> 00:41:42,654 ...I need you to vanish. 1163 00:41:42,788 --> 00:41:44,588 -"Vanish"? - Yes, I need you to lie low. 1164 00:41:44,721 --> 00:41:45,988 I can't afford Tabby 1165 00:41:46,121 --> 00:41:47,654 to depose you to testify against Brett, 1166 00:41:47,788 --> 00:41:49,454 under any circumstance. 1167 00:41:49,588 --> 00:41:50,921 - Good evening. - Green juice 1168 00:41:51,054 --> 00:41:52,021 and some nori chips. 1169 00:41:52,154 --> 00:41:53,354 Oh, no, no, don't take that-- 1170 00:41:53,488 --> 00:41:54,788 Okay. 1171 00:41:54,921 --> 00:41:55,855 You've been served. 1172 00:41:55,988 --> 00:41:56,955 [snap] 1173 00:41:57,087 --> 00:41:58,588 - Oh, hi, Mark. - Hi! 1174 00:41:58,721 --> 00:42:00,488 - Always a pleasure to see ya. - Long time no see. 1175 00:42:00,621 --> 00:42:02,621 [envelope rustling] 1176 00:42:04,388 --> 00:42:05,421 Can I see that? 1177 00:42:05,554 --> 00:42:06,654 Yeah. 1178 00:42:06,788 --> 00:42:07,688 Thank you. 1179 00:42:10,154 --> 00:42:12,821 Yeah, you've been subpoenaed to come to arbitration tomorrow. 1180 00:42:12,955 --> 00:42:14,588 But I have Pilates tomorrow. 1181 00:42:14,721 --> 00:42:17,354 Gwen, I'm sorry, you might have to-- 1182 00:42:18,688 --> 00:42:20,755 ...you might not make Pilates tomorrow. 1183 00:42:21,888 --> 00:42:24,888 [♪] 1184 00:42:25,021 --> 00:42:26,755 "Little work thing," huh? 1185 00:42:26,888 --> 00:42:28,154 I'm pretty sure we switched background checks. 1186 00:42:28,287 --> 00:42:29,654 Oh, yeah. We sure did! 1187 00:42:29,788 --> 00:42:30,921 You were married? 1188 00:42:31,054 --> 00:42:33,021 You were in jail? 1189 00:42:34,521 --> 00:42:35,421 [thump] 1190 00:42:38,955 --> 00:42:40,054 [thud] 1191 00:42:40,187 --> 00:42:41,921 Did you get the Nobles to run a background check on me? 1192 00:42:42,054 --> 00:42:43,388 'Cause we both know you need to get the dirt, right, honey? 1193 00:42:43,521 --> 00:42:45,321 But I run due diligence on businesses. 1194 00:42:45,454 --> 00:42:46,554 There is a big difference! 1195 00:42:46,688 --> 00:42:48,021 They're corporations, not people. 1196 00:42:48,154 --> 00:42:49,121 Not according to the Supreme Court. 1197 00:42:49,254 --> 00:42:50,755 Let's stay on topic here. 'Cause you know what? 1198 00:42:50,888 --> 00:42:51,888 It's a really big topic. 1199 00:42:52,021 --> 00:42:53,521 - You were married! - For a day! 1200 00:42:53,654 --> 00:42:55,388 At a bachelorette party in Vegas! 1201 00:42:55,521 --> 00:42:57,388 - You were in jail! - For five minutes! 1202 00:42:57,521 --> 00:42:58,354 I'm sorry, I missed a "No Trespassing" sign. 1203 00:42:58,488 --> 00:42:59,988 You also lied about your college GPA. 1204 00:43:00,187 --> 00:43:01,654 I rounded up! Who doesn't? 1205 00:43:01,788 --> 00:43:03,121 Meanwhile, what do you do when you watch TV? 1206 00:43:03,254 --> 00:43:04,888 You're always not liking those beauty contests, 1207 00:43:05,021 --> 00:43:07,287 but guess who was "Ms. Supreme Ann Arbor" in 2006? 1208 00:43:07,421 --> 00:43:08,755 I did it for the scholarship money! 1209 00:43:08,888 --> 00:43:10,721 Your speech was on world peace! 1210 00:43:10,855 --> 00:43:11,921 We all make mistakes when we're young! 1211 00:43:12,054 --> 00:43:13,554 [roars] Yeah, like me with the "no trespassing" sign! 1212 00:43:13,688 --> 00:43:15,488 - Argh! - Ugh! 1213 00:43:15,621 --> 00:43:17,388 [♪] 1214 00:43:17,521 --> 00:43:19,654 [door slams] 1215 00:43:19,788 --> 00:43:21,755 [thud] 1216 00:43:26,621 --> 00:43:28,454 [door thuds] 1217 00:43:29,588 --> 00:43:31,054 [sighs] 1218 00:43:31,187 --> 00:43:31,955 This isn't us. 1219 00:43:32,087 --> 00:43:32,921 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry, honey! 1220 00:43:33,054 --> 00:43:34,321 This isn't us, babe. What are we doing? 1221 00:43:34,454 --> 00:43:35,421 - This is crazy! - We don't do this. 1222 00:43:35,554 --> 00:43:37,554 I love you so much. I'm sorry. 1223 00:43:37,688 --> 00:43:38,755 You were married? 1224 00:43:38,888 --> 00:43:40,187 You were incarcerated? 1225 00:43:41,388 --> 00:43:42,821 Look, I'm sorry about Gwen, okay? 1226 00:43:42,955 --> 00:43:44,154 I should've told you everything. The meeting-- she called. 1227 00:43:44,287 --> 00:43:45,221 She said she wanted to keep it a secret. 1228 00:43:45,354 --> 00:43:46,521 - It's okay. - Look, I-- 1229 00:43:46,654 --> 00:43:48,454 I should've been honest, but I couldn't because-- whatever. 1230 00:43:48,588 --> 00:43:50,421 The point is, this case is driving me-- [whistles] ...nuts! 1231 00:43:50,554 --> 00:43:51,554 Me, too. Listen, we're gonna go in there tomorrow, 1232 00:43:51,688 --> 00:43:53,054 we are gonna settle this, 1233 00:43:53,187 --> 00:43:54,488 and it'll all go back to normal, okay? 1234 00:43:54,621 --> 00:43:56,321 We're not going to court. No court. 1235 00:43:56,454 --> 00:43:58,287 Definitely no court. 1236 00:43:58,421 --> 00:43:59,788 Okay. 1237 00:44:00,921 --> 00:44:02,154 Okay. 1238 00:44:03,421 --> 00:44:05,554 Are there any more Bulgogi tacos left? 1239 00:44:05,688 --> 00:44:06,788 - Because I'm starving. - Yeah, sure. 1240 00:44:06,921 --> 00:44:08,988 [♪] 1241 00:44:13,454 --> 00:44:15,154 So, are you ready for a second chance 1242 00:44:15,287 --> 00:44:16,488 at a fair deal for both of you? 1243 00:44:16,621 --> 00:44:18,087 No. 1244 00:44:19,087 --> 00:44:21,221 Think you can be reasonable with Tabby today? 1245 00:44:21,354 --> 00:44:23,321 No. 1246 00:44:28,621 --> 00:44:30,187 I know divorce is a gut-punch, 1247 00:44:30,321 --> 00:44:31,721 but the two of you going to court 1248 00:44:31,855 --> 00:44:32,988 is only gonna bring more pain for the both of you. 1249 00:44:35,254 --> 00:44:38,087 This way. 1250 00:44:43,454 --> 00:44:44,955 Where's Gwen? 1251 00:44:45,087 --> 00:44:46,221 Family emergency. 1252 00:44:47,287 --> 00:44:48,521 It's a well-timed emergency. 1253 00:44:49,654 --> 00:44:50,921 Are we ready to divide assets? 1254 00:44:53,521 --> 00:44:55,554 No, actually. 1255 00:44:55,688 --> 00:44:56,821 After conferring with my lawyer, 1256 00:44:56,955 --> 00:44:59,221 I've decided I want to go to court. 1257 00:44:59,354 --> 00:45:00,354 Excuse me? 1258 00:45:00,488 --> 00:45:01,888 And after confer-- 1259 00:45:02,021 --> 00:45:03,955 uh, conference-- whatever-- 1260 00:45:04,087 --> 00:45:05,688 with my lawyer, 1261 00:45:05,821 --> 00:45:07,888 I want to go to court. 1262 00:45:09,988 --> 00:45:12,788 [arbitrator] Then I guess you're going to court. 1263 00:45:18,021 --> 00:45:20,287 [♪] 1264 00:45:20,421 --> 00:45:21,588 [elevator doors ding] 1265 00:45:22,921 --> 00:45:24,554 - Ah! - Good morning. 1266 00:45:24,688 --> 00:45:27,121 Uh... what do you think-- for the gala? 1267 00:45:27,254 --> 00:45:29,321 Orchids, or these beautiful pink flowers? 1268 00:45:29,454 --> 00:45:30,521 Well, you do know I love orchids, 1269 00:45:30,654 --> 00:45:34,021 but pink is the color of breast cancer research, so. 1270 00:45:34,154 --> 00:45:37,054 You are always the person to ask. 1271 00:45:37,187 --> 00:45:38,554 We'll do a little mix of both. 1272 00:45:38,688 --> 00:45:42,488 I wanted to talk to you about the Noble case. 1273 00:45:42,621 --> 00:45:44,554 I've given it my all, but I am not a litigator. 1274 00:45:44,688 --> 00:45:45,855 I mean... 1275 00:45:45,988 --> 00:45:48,721 I'm certain you can find someone much better suited for this. 1276 00:45:48,855 --> 00:45:50,121 Dana. 1277 00:45:50,254 --> 00:45:52,388 I believe in you. 1278 00:45:52,521 --> 00:45:54,187 I also know that you've never met a challenge 1279 00:45:54,321 --> 00:45:57,888 that you haven't conquered... 1280 00:45:58,021 --> 00:46:01,121 and I know that Tabby needs you right now. 1281 00:46:01,254 --> 00:46:03,588 She's all alone. 1282 00:46:03,721 --> 00:46:05,021 Now-- 1283 00:46:05,154 --> 00:46:07,187 Uh-uh! 1284 00:46:07,321 --> 00:46:08,554 I have a tiny request. 1285 00:46:08,688 --> 00:46:09,921 Yes? 1286 00:46:10,054 --> 00:46:11,254 [chuckles] 1287 00:46:11,388 --> 00:46:14,521 I want you to ask Mark to bring Brett 1288 00:46:14,654 --> 00:46:15,788 to the gala. 1289 00:46:15,921 --> 00:46:19,354 Um, that is not what I'd call a tiny request. 1290 00:46:19,488 --> 00:46:21,554 I mean, isn't there gonna be some conflict? 1291 00:46:21,688 --> 00:46:22,454 Tabby will be there. 1292 00:46:22,588 --> 00:46:23,588 Exactly. 1293 00:46:23,721 --> 00:46:24,855 Look, my thinking is 1294 00:46:24,988 --> 00:46:26,888 that Tabby and Brett are always their best at big events, 1295 00:46:27,021 --> 00:46:28,888 in front of the camera, 1296 00:46:29,021 --> 00:46:32,054 and it's not just for show-- it somehow bonds them. 1297 00:46:32,187 --> 00:46:33,187 So, I was thinking 1298 00:46:33,321 --> 00:46:34,955 the gala might be a chance for a reconciliation. 1299 00:46:35,087 --> 00:46:37,121 You really are an eternal optimist. 1300 00:46:37,254 --> 00:46:41,454 I just like to make opportunities out of challenges. 1301 00:46:41,588 --> 00:46:44,187 Okay, I will ask Mark about Brett. 1302 00:46:44,321 --> 00:46:45,621 Thank you. 1303 00:46:45,755 --> 00:46:47,921 Thank you for the flowers. I'm keeping them. 1304 00:46:48,054 --> 00:46:49,621 [chuckles] 1305 00:46:49,755 --> 00:46:51,888 [♪] 1306 00:46:53,521 --> 00:46:54,454 Hey. 1307 00:46:55,654 --> 00:46:57,688 This is a slam-dunk, right? 1308 00:46:57,821 --> 00:47:00,621 Well... yeah, I mean, Dana doesn't love court, 1309 00:47:00,755 --> 00:47:02,488 but I'm certainly not gonna capitalize on it. 1310 00:47:02,621 --> 00:47:03,621 You're not? 1311 00:47:03,755 --> 00:47:05,855 [chuckles] 1312 00:47:05,988 --> 00:47:07,688 Mark. 1313 00:47:07,821 --> 00:47:09,855 I shouldn't be sharing this with you, 1314 00:47:09,988 --> 00:47:12,354 but, uh, looks like you're going to make partner. 1315 00:47:12,488 --> 00:47:14,788 Contingent on winning this case, of course, right? 1316 00:47:14,921 --> 00:47:16,254 Of course. 1317 00:47:16,388 --> 00:47:18,621 We need partners who will do what it takes. 1318 00:47:19,721 --> 00:47:21,654 Well, be that as it may, Lois, 1319 00:47:21,788 --> 00:47:23,821 I'm gonna prioritize what's best for Dana and me. 1320 00:47:23,955 --> 00:47:25,921 But what's best for both of you 1321 00:47:26,054 --> 00:47:27,154 is you making partner. 1322 00:47:27,287 --> 00:47:29,521 Getting a raise, taking Dana to Hawaii-- 1323 00:47:29,654 --> 00:47:31,688 she... she loves Hawaii, right? 1324 00:47:32,588 --> 00:47:33,855 I can no longer tell the difference 1325 00:47:33,988 --> 00:47:35,488 between the carrot and the stick. 1326 00:47:35,621 --> 00:47:37,354 The carrot 1327 00:47:37,488 --> 00:47:39,321 is my not using the stick. 1328 00:47:43,087 --> 00:47:44,955 Slam-dunk. 1329 00:47:53,421 --> 00:47:56,454 You know how I am with public speaking. 1330 00:47:56,588 --> 00:47:58,521 I'm gonna get weird. I clam up. I make the face! 1331 00:47:58,654 --> 00:47:59,988 Honey... 1332 00:48:00,187 --> 00:48:01,855 your face is adorable. 1333 00:48:01,988 --> 00:48:03,888 Plus, court's not gonna happen for another few months. 1334 00:48:04,021 --> 00:48:06,087 You got plenty of time to prepare. 1335 00:48:06,221 --> 00:48:07,755 You'll be great, okay? 1336 00:48:07,888 --> 00:48:09,688 [smooch] 1337 00:48:09,821 --> 00:48:12,654 Plus... you happen to be the only lawyer 1338 00:48:12,788 --> 00:48:15,821 that I will never use my usual soundbite of, "I'd rather be--" 1339 00:48:15,955 --> 00:48:17,054 [both] "...On our side than the opponent's." 1340 00:48:17,187 --> 00:48:18,755 Right? 1341 00:48:18,888 --> 00:48:20,654 Okay, onto more important topics-- 1342 00:48:20,788 --> 00:48:21,888 like a vacation. 1343 00:48:22,021 --> 00:48:23,221 I think when all this is done, you and I need a vacay. 1344 00:48:23,354 --> 00:48:26,221 - What do you say about Hawaii? - Please? Hawaii, Maui, Kauai-- 1345 00:48:26,354 --> 00:48:28,488 anywhere where there's a beach and a Piña Colada. 1346 00:48:28,621 --> 00:48:29,654 [chuckles] 1347 00:48:29,788 --> 00:48:32,054 Sounds perfect to me. 1348 00:48:32,187 --> 00:48:35,488 Maybe it'll be our own little baby-moon, hmm? 1349 00:48:35,621 --> 00:48:38,421 Mm, now we've come full circle back to the baby convo. 1350 00:48:38,554 --> 00:48:39,421 Mm-hmm. 1351 00:48:39,554 --> 00:48:41,254 Listen, I have been thinking, 1352 00:48:41,388 --> 00:48:44,054 a lot, and... 1353 00:48:44,187 --> 00:48:47,888 are you sure we're ready for it not just to be the two of us? 1354 00:48:48,021 --> 00:48:49,821 You know-- late-night ice cream, 1355 00:48:49,955 --> 00:48:52,654 and lazy Saturdays in bed, 1356 00:48:52,788 --> 00:48:55,755 and vacations? 1357 00:48:55,888 --> 00:48:57,921 Are we really ready to be parents? 1358 00:48:58,054 --> 00:49:00,421 Honey... 1359 00:49:02,354 --> 00:49:04,488 ...is anybody ever ready? 1360 00:49:04,621 --> 00:49:07,321 [♪] 1361 00:49:09,521 --> 00:49:14,421 ♪ ...but a lover's glance ♪ 1362 00:49:20,221 --> 00:49:21,221 Hey, babe. 1363 00:49:21,354 --> 00:49:22,921 Hi. 1364 00:49:23,054 --> 00:49:24,154 One coffee coming up. 1365 00:49:24,287 --> 00:49:25,221 Oh, thank you. 1366 00:49:25,354 --> 00:49:26,287 Mwah. 1367 00:49:26,421 --> 00:49:27,388 Gotta just grab my bag. 1368 00:49:27,521 --> 00:49:28,454 Okay. 1369 00:49:31,254 --> 00:49:32,321 All right. 1370 00:49:32,454 --> 00:49:34,888 [text alerts chiming] 1371 00:49:35,021 --> 00:49:37,955 [chiming] 1372 00:49:47,254 --> 00:49:48,121 You know I love you in blue. 1373 00:49:48,254 --> 00:49:49,921 Aw, love you in green. 1374 00:49:50,054 --> 00:49:51,121 Mm. 1375 00:49:51,254 --> 00:49:52,421 What's your morning like? 1376 00:49:52,554 --> 00:49:55,654 Oh, you know, I... 1377 00:49:55,788 --> 00:49:56,888 Just some work stuff. 1378 00:49:57,021 --> 00:49:57,921 What about you? 1379 00:49:58,054 --> 00:49:59,721 Yeah, same. Big day. 1380 00:49:59,855 --> 00:50:01,087 'Kay. You ready? 1381 00:50:01,221 --> 00:50:02,254 Yeah, two minutes. 1382 00:50:02,388 --> 00:50:03,621 Okay, I'll meet you downstairs. 1383 00:50:15,755 --> 00:50:17,654 I'll see you later. 1384 00:50:20,287 --> 00:50:22,321 [♪] 1385 00:50:29,287 --> 00:50:31,521 [♪] 1386 00:50:47,955 --> 00:50:50,421 [♪] 1387 00:51:00,187 --> 00:51:01,287 I'm so sorry. 1388 00:51:01,421 --> 00:51:04,021 [♪] 1389 00:51:15,154 --> 00:51:16,454 If I need anything... 1390 00:51:16,588 --> 00:51:17,621 Thanks. 1391 00:51:17,755 --> 00:51:20,021 [♪] 1392 00:51:31,021 --> 00:51:32,021 Gwen. 1393 00:51:32,154 --> 00:51:33,154 Hi. 1394 00:51:33,287 --> 00:51:34,121 Seriously? 1395 00:51:34,254 --> 00:51:36,287 Are you here to offer me another subpoena? 1396 00:51:36,421 --> 00:51:37,888 No, no. I'm not-- 1397 00:51:38,021 --> 00:51:39,388 [thud] 1398 00:51:39,521 --> 00:51:40,688 I'm so sorry. 1399 00:51:40,821 --> 00:51:42,821 Listen, I'm-- I'm not here as a lawyer. 1400 00:51:42,955 --> 00:51:44,321 I'm here as a human, okay? 1401 00:51:44,454 --> 00:51:45,721 Your best friend of 20 years, Tabby, 1402 00:51:45,855 --> 00:51:47,121 is going through a really hard time, 1403 00:51:47,254 --> 00:51:49,388 and she's doing it all alone. 1404 00:51:49,521 --> 00:51:51,221 Even if you played a part in it, 1405 00:51:51,354 --> 00:51:53,654 I just really think she could use a friend right now. 1406 00:51:53,788 --> 00:51:55,488 Oh, I am so over this whole thing. 1407 00:51:55,621 --> 00:51:57,021 I am not the bad guy here, 1408 00:51:57,154 --> 00:51:58,488 and I was promised I wouldn't be, 1409 00:51:58,621 --> 00:52:00,454 but I will be, if I have to be. 1410 00:52:00,588 --> 00:52:02,454 I don't think I understand what that means. 1411 00:52:02,588 --> 00:52:04,621 It means tell Tabby to pay the money she owes me. 1412 00:52:04,755 --> 00:52:06,755 I can't even make rent anymore. 1413 00:52:08,254 --> 00:52:09,955 [footsteps receding] 1414 00:52:10,087 --> 00:52:11,454 Oh, you left a-- 1415 00:52:21,855 --> 00:52:23,721 [line ringing] 1416 00:52:23,855 --> 00:52:26,721 Kim, let's run background on Gwen. 1417 00:52:27,921 --> 00:52:30,621 [♪] 1418 00:52:38,988 --> 00:52:41,287 [footsteps] 1419 00:52:42,855 --> 00:52:45,187 Hey, babe. You scared me. 1420 00:52:45,321 --> 00:52:48,121 How was your day? 1421 00:52:48,254 --> 00:52:49,521 How was my day... 1422 00:52:49,654 --> 00:52:51,688 um, completely exhausting. 1423 00:52:51,821 --> 00:52:53,221 [sighs] 1424 00:52:53,354 --> 00:52:56,087 Did you have a big meeting? 1425 00:52:56,221 --> 00:52:58,788 Well, actually, I sat down with Gwen today 1426 00:52:58,921 --> 00:53:01,621 and, uh, we talked about your subpoena 1427 00:53:01,755 --> 00:53:02,855 to help her expedite the divorce. 1428 00:53:02,988 --> 00:53:05,021 She says she'll do anything to help us both out, so... 1429 00:53:05,154 --> 00:53:06,254 are you okay? 1430 00:53:06,388 --> 00:53:08,421 Yeah, I-- I just, um... 1431 00:53:08,554 --> 00:53:11,254 Yeah, I was just spending the day chasing things down. 1432 00:53:11,388 --> 00:53:12,821 [deep breath, sighs] 1433 00:53:13,821 --> 00:53:14,821 Come here. 1434 00:53:17,621 --> 00:53:19,688 So, I've been thinking about what you said. 1435 00:53:19,821 --> 00:53:21,488 I thought, 1436 00:53:21,621 --> 00:53:23,354 what if I quit my job 1437 00:53:23,488 --> 00:53:24,955 and I stayed home with the baby? 1438 00:53:25,087 --> 00:53:25,955 It'd be fun, you know? 1439 00:53:26,087 --> 00:53:27,521 I'd be a... 1440 00:53:27,654 --> 00:53:29,755 domestic engineer. 1441 00:53:29,888 --> 00:53:31,021 [laughs] 1442 00:53:31,154 --> 00:53:33,087 So, hold on. I would be working all day 1443 00:53:33,221 --> 00:53:35,421 while you're home with our sweet little baby? 1444 00:53:35,554 --> 00:53:36,554 Okay, well, we could take turns working, 1445 00:53:36,688 --> 00:53:38,421 and then you can stay home with the baby and Rambo. 1446 00:53:38,554 --> 00:53:39,321 Who's "Rambo"? 1447 00:53:39,454 --> 00:53:41,087 Rambo's our dog, the German shepherd. 1448 00:53:41,221 --> 00:53:43,121 I thought I'd get him a nice red bandana. 1449 00:53:43,254 --> 00:53:45,321 [laughs] Our puppy sounds like he just got back from 'Nam. 1450 00:53:45,454 --> 00:53:47,154 I don't even like Rambo. 1451 00:53:47,287 --> 00:53:48,488 What are you talking about? 1452 00:53:48,621 --> 00:53:49,855 You told me you loved the franchise. 1453 00:53:49,988 --> 00:53:50,855 Yeah, honey, 1454 00:53:50,988 --> 00:53:53,955 the same way I say love watching hockey, 1455 00:53:54,087 --> 00:53:55,955 or, you know, going to the hardware store on Sunday. 1456 00:53:56,087 --> 00:53:59,187 I mean, these are just things you say on a second date, 1457 00:53:59,321 --> 00:54:00,554 when you're falling madly in love. 1458 00:54:00,688 --> 00:54:03,688 Oh, so kind of how I feel when we have to go shoe shopping, 1459 00:54:03,821 --> 00:54:06,388 or maybe you book us some Cajun cooking classes-- 1460 00:54:06,521 --> 00:54:07,488 - What? - Or we sit here 1461 00:54:07,621 --> 00:54:10,054 and we watch Steel Magnolias over and over-- 1462 00:54:10,187 --> 00:54:11,054 No, that is not possible. 1463 00:54:11,187 --> 00:54:12,821 Steel Magnolias is an American classic. 1464 00:54:12,955 --> 00:54:14,388 Okay! 1465 00:54:14,521 --> 00:54:16,154 All right, fine. So, let's do this. 1466 00:54:16,287 --> 00:54:17,388 Let's compromise, all right? 1467 00:54:17,521 --> 00:54:18,521 What? 1468 00:54:18,654 --> 00:54:20,821 We've got Oliver. We've got Rambo. 1469 00:54:20,955 --> 00:54:22,087 - Okay. - One goat... 1470 00:54:22,221 --> 00:54:24,087 and baby Chervich, 1471 00:54:24,221 --> 00:54:25,221 so we'll be working part-time 1472 00:54:25,354 --> 00:54:26,855 so that we can stay home part-time. 1473 00:54:26,988 --> 00:54:28,855 And is that enough income? 1474 00:54:28,988 --> 00:54:32,254 Babe... maybe we need less income. 1475 00:54:32,388 --> 00:54:34,087 Maybe we need to move somewhere cheaper. 1476 00:54:34,221 --> 00:54:35,721 We can move to Minnesota, near my family. 1477 00:54:35,855 --> 00:54:38,021 Yeah, or we can go to Ann Arbor near my family, 1478 00:54:38,154 --> 00:54:40,154 and baby Chervich could be around cousins and... 1479 00:54:40,287 --> 00:54:41,388 Mm-hmm. 1480 00:54:41,521 --> 00:54:42,688 I don't know, honey. We'll figure it out. 1481 00:54:42,821 --> 00:54:45,054 Yes, we will. 1482 00:54:45,187 --> 00:54:46,321 [text alert chimes] 1483 00:54:46,454 --> 00:54:49,388 [second phone chimes] 1484 00:54:49,521 --> 00:54:51,087 Oh, great... 1485 00:54:51,221 --> 00:54:52,221 What? 1486 00:54:52,354 --> 00:54:53,554 Our court date has been set. 1487 00:54:53,688 --> 00:54:55,054 No. No... next Monday? 1488 00:54:55,187 --> 00:54:57,221 This is supposed to be months from now! 1489 00:54:57,354 --> 00:55:00,154 The Nobles must have pulled some strings. 1490 00:55:00,287 --> 00:55:01,888 - Ugh! - It's okay. It's all right. 1491 00:55:02,021 --> 00:55:03,388 Hey... it's okay. 1492 00:55:03,521 --> 00:55:04,821 We'll figure it out. 1493 00:55:04,955 --> 00:55:06,287 Come here, baby. 1494 00:55:06,421 --> 00:55:07,654 We'll figure it out. 1495 00:55:09,087 --> 00:55:10,454 I think things will be a whole lot better 1496 00:55:10,588 --> 00:55:12,154 once we watch Rambo. 1497 00:55:12,287 --> 00:55:14,021 [laughing] 1498 00:55:18,688 --> 00:55:20,788 We will see you there.urda. 1499 00:55:20,921 --> 00:55:21,654 All right. Ciao. 1500 00:55:21,788 --> 00:55:22,988 Luca, my friend. 1501 00:55:23,121 --> 00:55:25,354 Mark! Always a treat. 1502 00:55:25,488 --> 00:55:28,121 You were asking me about Tabby Noble, right? 1503 00:55:28,254 --> 00:55:29,021 Mm-hmm. 1504 00:55:29,154 --> 00:55:30,888 Well, I did some sniffing around. 1505 00:55:31,021 --> 00:55:33,521 Turns out she's got quite a few credit lines set up, 1506 00:55:33,654 --> 00:55:35,788 but with, uh, non-banking entities, 1507 00:55:35,921 --> 00:55:37,121 if you catch my drift. 1508 00:55:37,254 --> 00:55:38,021 Mm. 1509 00:55:38,154 --> 00:55:40,521 Word is, she's a savvy businesswoman. 1510 00:55:40,654 --> 00:55:42,521 She's got the golden touch. 1511 00:55:42,654 --> 00:55:46,221 "Prints money" is the quote... 1512 00:55:46,354 --> 00:55:49,221 but it doesn't get sent to the bank. 1513 00:55:49,354 --> 00:55:51,388 So, what are you saying? She's got offshore accounts? 1514 00:55:51,521 --> 00:55:53,454 Who's to say? 1515 00:55:53,588 --> 00:55:54,888 All right, do me a favor. 1516 00:55:55,021 --> 00:55:56,287 Let's keep this between you and me, okay? 1517 00:55:56,421 --> 00:55:57,521 Lips are zipped. 1518 00:55:57,654 --> 00:55:58,688 Grazie. 1519 00:55:58,821 --> 00:56:01,521 All right! And I will be right here with your drinks. 1520 00:56:01,654 --> 00:56:02,721 Have a lovely night. 1521 00:56:02,855 --> 00:56:05,221 Thank you, my friend. 1522 00:56:05,354 --> 00:56:06,454 We'll see you again. 1523 00:56:06,588 --> 00:56:07,588 TJ, hi! 1524 00:56:07,721 --> 00:56:08,721 Mrs. C. 1525 00:56:08,855 --> 00:56:09,955 I can't wait to see your play. 1526 00:56:10,087 --> 00:56:11,421 Mark's just down here. 1527 00:56:11,554 --> 00:56:13,221 By the way, I asked around about Brett Noble. 1528 00:56:13,354 --> 00:56:14,421 Seems you're right. 1529 00:56:14,554 --> 00:56:16,054 He's got a gambler's spirit. 1530 00:56:16,187 --> 00:56:18,287 Card games, Vegas-- he's a high-roller everywhere. 1531 00:56:18,421 --> 00:56:19,721 So, he spent all their money? 1532 00:56:19,855 --> 00:56:20,755 Ah, more the opposite. 1533 00:56:20,888 --> 00:56:23,121 Word is the guy's a winner. Diamond hands. 1534 00:56:23,254 --> 00:56:24,955 Oh, so he's hiding his winnings? 1535 00:56:25,087 --> 00:56:25,921 Huh! 1536 00:56:26,054 --> 00:56:28,287 Listen, just keep this between us, okay? 1537 00:56:28,421 --> 00:56:29,421 Thanks. 1538 00:56:29,554 --> 00:56:30,588 Hey, love! 1539 00:56:30,721 --> 00:56:31,688 Hi, honey. 1540 00:56:31,821 --> 00:56:33,287 Oh, famished. 1541 00:56:33,421 --> 00:56:34,855 I'm so exhausted. 1542 00:56:34,988 --> 00:56:35,654 You know what I was thinking? 1543 00:56:35,788 --> 00:56:37,354 - Mm? - Instead of a vacation, 1544 00:56:37,488 --> 00:56:38,921 we should quit our jobs, we should sell everything we own, 1545 00:56:39,054 --> 00:56:40,087 and we should just move to Hawaii. 1546 00:56:40,221 --> 00:56:42,054 Mm. I'm so game. That sounds amazing. 1547 00:56:42,187 --> 00:56:43,221 Oh, by the way, 1548 00:56:43,354 --> 00:56:45,221 Rambo actually also loves the sand. 1549 00:56:45,354 --> 00:56:46,187 [chuckles] 1550 00:56:46,321 --> 00:56:47,788 And what would do with all your orchids? 1551 00:56:47,921 --> 00:56:49,554 Mm. Mm, solid point. 1552 00:56:49,688 --> 00:56:50,888 How are you feeling about court? 1553 00:56:51,021 --> 00:56:53,021 How I feel about everything right now-- 1554 00:56:53,154 --> 00:56:54,221 like it's just spiraling out of control. 1555 00:56:54,354 --> 00:56:56,221 Come here. 1556 00:56:56,354 --> 00:56:57,688 You're gonna do great, 1557 00:56:57,821 --> 00:56:59,855 but... 1558 00:56:59,988 --> 00:57:01,588 we've got Judge Clarke, 1559 00:57:01,721 --> 00:57:04,154 who I know well-- she's great-- but can I give you a pointer? 1560 00:57:04,287 --> 00:57:05,788 Please. I will take all the pointers. 1561 00:57:05,921 --> 00:57:07,988 Judge Clarke likes sports analogies, 1562 00:57:08,121 --> 00:57:10,087 so, if you could pepper some sports analogies 1563 00:57:10,221 --> 00:57:11,588 into your statements, that'll be great. 1564 00:57:11,721 --> 00:57:13,321 Wait, what? Judge Clarke likes sports? 1565 00:57:13,454 --> 00:57:15,087 - Yeah. - Online, she was quoting Proust 1566 00:57:15,221 --> 00:57:17,488 and playing Dungeons & Dragons. - I'm-- I'm just telling ya. 1567 00:57:17,621 --> 00:57:19,421 All right, so, let's just play this out. 1568 00:57:19,554 --> 00:57:20,454 What kind of sports things 1569 00:57:20,588 --> 00:57:21,488 am I actually gonna know how to reference? 1570 00:57:21,621 --> 00:57:23,821 I'm gonna go something like, "Oh, this case 1571 00:57:23,955 --> 00:57:25,688 is a slam goal" and "par for the field." 1572 00:57:25,821 --> 00:57:27,488 Hey, we'll workshop it. Don't worry. 1573 00:57:27,621 --> 00:57:29,187 [sighs] Ugh. 1574 00:57:29,321 --> 00:57:30,521 What? 1575 00:57:30,654 --> 00:57:33,021 Oh, Uncle Paul 1576 00:57:33,154 --> 00:57:34,821 wants me to ask you 1577 00:57:34,955 --> 00:57:38,121 if Brett will come to Jackie's gala. 1578 00:57:39,488 --> 00:57:41,755 But... isn't Tabby gonna be there? 1579 00:57:41,888 --> 00:57:43,454 I mean, honey, we both know 1580 00:57:43,588 --> 00:57:45,621 that those two together are like loose canyons, 1581 00:57:45,755 --> 00:57:46,588 and the night before their court date? 1582 00:57:46,721 --> 00:57:48,521 What're we talkin' about? - I know. I know. 1583 00:57:48,654 --> 00:57:50,121 but he truly thinks it could help mend things. 1584 00:57:51,621 --> 00:57:53,354 You do know I have to do 1585 00:57:53,488 --> 00:57:54,554 what's best for my client, right? 1586 00:57:55,955 --> 00:57:57,488 Isn't what's best for your client 1587 00:57:57,621 --> 00:58:00,955 to attempt reconciliation? 1588 00:58:02,054 --> 00:58:03,454 Not necessarily. 1589 00:58:06,621 --> 00:58:07,921 What? 1590 00:58:08,054 --> 00:58:10,855 Nothing. Nothing. 1591 00:58:10,988 --> 00:58:13,054 [♪] 1592 00:58:16,788 --> 00:58:19,388 This new stylist brought some amazing options. 1593 00:58:19,521 --> 00:58:21,588 Tabby? I really need you to focus. 1594 00:58:21,721 --> 00:58:23,321 We've got to quickly prepare you for court. 1595 00:58:23,454 --> 00:58:25,755 Yeah, about that-- how formal will it be? 1596 00:58:25,888 --> 00:58:28,855 Uh, divorce trial can be quite strict proceedings. 1597 00:58:28,988 --> 00:58:30,321 No, no, no, I mean, my outfit. 1598 00:58:30,454 --> 00:58:32,488 Like, heels? Wedges? 1599 00:58:32,621 --> 00:58:34,087 Autumnal neutral tone? 1600 00:58:34,221 --> 00:58:35,988 Can you please take this seriously? 1601 00:58:36,121 --> 00:58:37,588 You are gonna be asked 1602 00:58:37,721 --> 00:58:39,221 very prying questions about your marriage, 1603 00:58:39,354 --> 00:58:40,388 your history, your character, 1604 00:58:40,521 --> 00:58:42,254 in a courtroom full of press. 1605 00:58:42,388 --> 00:58:44,321 Yeah, so? I can handle that. 1606 00:58:44,454 --> 00:58:46,654 I've been in front of a camera for 20 years. 1607 00:58:46,788 --> 00:58:48,721 I had 3.4 million people 1608 00:58:48,855 --> 00:58:50,888 watch my struggle to get pregnant. 1609 00:58:51,021 --> 00:58:52,321 I'm sorry. 1610 00:58:52,454 --> 00:58:55,254 I-- I really can't imagine what that feels like. 1611 00:58:55,388 --> 00:58:57,388 Yeah, I wouldn't want you to. 1612 00:58:59,688 --> 00:59:01,955 Do you still want children? 1613 00:59:03,855 --> 00:59:05,187 More than anything. 1614 00:59:06,621 --> 00:59:09,988 It's kind of something I've always wanted. 1615 00:59:11,921 --> 00:59:13,988 What about you? Do you want kids? 1616 00:59:15,187 --> 00:59:17,721 Yes, so much... 1617 00:59:17,855 --> 00:59:19,755 but I feel like it's the biggest decision 1618 00:59:19,888 --> 00:59:22,221 I'll make in life and... 1619 00:59:22,354 --> 00:59:23,621 I'm kinda scared. 1620 00:59:24,855 --> 00:59:25,988 Scared of what, exactly? 1621 00:59:26,121 --> 00:59:28,388 Scared that... 1622 00:59:28,521 --> 00:59:29,921 Scared that I'll mess it up. 1623 00:59:30,054 --> 00:59:31,621 That I won't be a good mom. 1624 00:59:31,755 --> 00:59:34,755 That it'll change things between me and Mark. 1625 00:59:34,888 --> 00:59:35,821 [chuckles] 1626 00:59:35,955 --> 00:59:38,121 It will change things between you and Mark. 1627 00:59:38,254 --> 00:59:40,621 I know, and I'm sure in the most magical way, 1628 00:59:40,755 --> 00:59:42,221 but... 1629 00:59:42,354 --> 00:59:43,755 for my parents, 1630 00:59:43,888 --> 00:59:44,955 it changed things, 1631 00:59:45,087 --> 00:59:46,888 and they slowly fell apart-- 1632 00:59:47,021 --> 00:59:48,154 and I just wouldn't want 1633 00:59:48,287 --> 00:59:49,454 to put my kids through what I went through 1634 00:59:49,588 --> 00:59:50,755 when my parents were divorced. 1635 00:59:50,888 --> 00:59:52,955 So, you're unsure about kids 1636 00:59:53,087 --> 00:59:55,454 because you think you might get divorced? 1637 00:59:55,588 --> 00:59:56,721 No! 1638 00:59:56,855 --> 00:59:58,154 Oh, no, no, no, no, I-- 1639 00:59:58,287 --> 01:00:02,287 No. Mark is-- I-I love Mark with all of my heart. 1640 01:00:02,421 --> 01:00:04,721 He is the best decision I've ever made. 1641 01:00:04,855 --> 01:00:06,654 I think this is the winner. What about you? 1642 01:00:08,187 --> 01:00:10,621 Oh, yeah, that's-that's great. It's perfect. 1643 01:00:10,755 --> 01:00:12,988 Yeah. 1644 01:00:13,121 --> 01:00:14,588 Brett, come on. I gotta get you ready for court. 1645 01:00:14,721 --> 01:00:17,321 Bro, I am 3% body fat. I am ready! 1646 01:00:17,454 --> 01:00:19,388 Uh, that's great. I'm glad you're 3% body fat. 1647 01:00:19,521 --> 01:00:20,654 We gotta go over the issues, man. 1648 01:00:20,788 --> 01:00:21,955 There are no issues. 1649 01:00:22,087 --> 01:00:23,988 Everything I asked for should be mine. 1650 01:00:24,121 --> 01:00:25,888 And it would be, if you'd signed a pre-nup. 1651 01:00:26,021 --> 01:00:27,788 No way, man! Pre-nups are such a bummer. 1652 01:00:27,921 --> 01:00:29,654 That's distrust. That's not love. 1653 01:00:29,788 --> 01:00:31,388 It has nothing to do with distrust, Brett. 1654 01:00:31,521 --> 01:00:32,721 It's called protection. 1655 01:00:32,855 --> 01:00:35,554 Marriage is not some whim-- it's a legal, binding contract. 1656 01:00:35,688 --> 01:00:36,654 Yeah, but that's, like, 1657 01:00:36,788 --> 01:00:38,254 "make sure all the exit doors work on the plane 1658 01:00:38,388 --> 01:00:39,388 before the flight takes off." 1659 01:00:39,521 --> 01:00:41,921 Exactly! That's my point! It's called protection. 1660 01:00:42,054 --> 01:00:44,955 Yeah, but why get on the flight if the plane's just gonna crash? 1661 01:00:45,087 --> 01:00:46,287 Okay, you know what, Brett? Just-- 1662 01:00:46,421 --> 01:00:47,988 Can you get down here and you-- 1663 01:00:48,121 --> 01:00:49,921 why don't you just-- why don't you tell me? 1664 01:00:51,287 --> 01:00:52,021 I mean, do you have a pre-nup? 1665 01:00:52,154 --> 01:00:53,955 Look at me. I'm a family lawyer. 1666 01:00:54,087 --> 01:00:55,087 Of course I have a pre-nup. 1667 01:00:55,221 --> 01:00:57,121 Yeah, and that never felt like a bad sign to you? 1668 01:00:57,254 --> 01:00:58,354 Like a lack of trust? 1669 01:00:58,488 --> 01:00:59,755 I mean, you're already focusing on the marriage ending 1670 01:00:59,888 --> 01:01:00,855 before it's even began. 1671 01:01:00,988 --> 01:01:02,221 No, no, no. 1672 01:01:02,354 --> 01:01:04,221 Okay, all right, I'll give you that. 1673 01:01:04,354 --> 01:01:06,821 If I was to be perfectly honest with you, sure. 1674 01:01:06,955 --> 01:01:07,855 For one little moment, yeah. 1675 01:01:07,988 --> 01:01:09,287 Exactly, and why would you want to believe 1676 01:01:09,421 --> 01:01:10,988 that you'd have to one day protect yourself 1677 01:01:11,121 --> 01:01:12,521 from the person that you love most in the world? 1678 01:01:12,654 --> 01:01:13,988 I didn't want to believe that. 1679 01:01:14,121 --> 01:01:15,154 So, why did you want a pre-nup? 1680 01:01:15,287 --> 01:01:17,521 I didn't, Brett. 1681 01:01:17,654 --> 01:01:19,388 I didn't want a pre-nup. 1682 01:01:19,521 --> 01:01:20,988 She did. 1683 01:01:21,121 --> 01:01:23,287 So, what's your point? 1684 01:01:23,421 --> 01:01:24,654 I don't know. 1685 01:01:24,788 --> 01:01:27,054 Just, you know... 1686 01:01:27,187 --> 01:01:28,621 don't worry about the exit doors. 1687 01:01:28,755 --> 01:01:30,654 [thump] 1688 01:01:37,521 --> 01:01:42,921 [♪] 1689 01:01:50,888 --> 01:01:52,888 This shade of red was actually created for me. 1690 01:01:53,021 --> 01:01:54,921 It's called "Tabby Red," um-- 1691 01:01:55,054 --> 01:01:56,454 - Oh! - [shutters snapping] 1692 01:02:01,988 --> 01:02:05,488 [♪] 1693 01:02:05,621 --> 01:02:08,488 [chuckles] You look fantastic! 1694 01:02:08,621 --> 01:02:09,521 Thank you. 1695 01:02:09,654 --> 01:02:11,121 This is beautiful. 1696 01:02:11,254 --> 01:02:13,087 Aunt Jackie would be so proud. 1697 01:02:13,221 --> 01:02:15,755 Thank you, and I hope so. 1698 01:02:15,888 --> 01:02:19,788 So, not to press the issue, but is Brett coming? 1699 01:02:19,921 --> 01:02:22,187 He's not. I'm sorry. 1700 01:02:22,321 --> 01:02:24,187 Mark just didn't think it was a good idea. 1701 01:02:24,321 --> 01:02:25,688 I was hoping for something different. 1702 01:02:25,821 --> 01:02:26,621 I know. 1703 01:02:28,488 --> 01:02:29,788 Oh... excuse me. 1704 01:02:29,921 --> 01:02:31,821 Of course. 1705 01:02:34,921 --> 01:02:36,588 So, it's Italian silk and it was-- 1706 01:02:36,721 --> 01:02:38,187 Ooh! Oh! And this-- 1707 01:02:38,321 --> 01:02:40,988 my divorce lawyer, Dana Chervich-- 1708 01:02:41,121 --> 01:02:42,454 but she's so much more than that. 1709 01:02:42,588 --> 01:02:44,688 She's my queen, my rock. 1710 01:02:44,821 --> 01:02:46,454 She's practically my best friend. 1711 01:02:46,588 --> 01:02:47,988 Aw, well, I should raise my rates! 1712 01:02:48,121 --> 01:02:49,921 [laughing] 1713 01:02:50,054 --> 01:02:51,354 Um, excuse me one second. 1714 01:02:53,054 --> 01:02:54,654 Hey, sorry to interrupt 1715 01:02:54,788 --> 01:02:56,254 but Gwen's background check just came through. 1716 01:02:56,388 --> 01:02:57,354 - And? - And looks like 1717 01:02:57,488 --> 01:02:59,588 she just bought a commercial property in Soho. 1718 01:02:59,721 --> 01:03:01,021 Bought? 1719 01:03:01,154 --> 01:03:02,988 In cash, in her name, days ago. 1720 01:03:03,121 --> 01:03:04,921 Days ago, she was telling me she couldn't make rent. 1721 01:03:05,054 --> 01:03:06,921 Maybe Brett bought the property for Gwen? 1722 01:03:07,054 --> 01:03:08,921 See, something's off. Something is fishy. 1723 01:03:09,054 --> 01:03:11,187 So, maybe Brett's hiding money through Gwen? 1724 01:03:11,321 --> 01:03:13,354 There's a legal term for hiding money. 1725 01:03:13,488 --> 01:03:15,354 What did the forensic accountant say? 1726 01:03:15,488 --> 01:03:16,721 They're finishing up. 1727 01:03:16,855 --> 01:03:18,388 Okay, just tell them to please let me know whatever they find. 1728 01:03:18,521 --> 01:03:20,154 - Of course. - Thanks. 1729 01:03:20,287 --> 01:03:22,955 [♪] 1730 01:03:30,955 --> 01:03:32,688 - Hi. - Hey. 1731 01:03:35,488 --> 01:03:36,888 Uh, you look... 1732 01:03:37,021 --> 01:03:38,955 stunning, as always. 1733 01:03:40,054 --> 01:03:40,888 Ditto. 1734 01:03:41,021 --> 01:03:41,921 I got you a present. 1735 01:03:42,054 --> 01:03:43,021 Is it Oliver? 1736 01:03:43,154 --> 01:03:43,855 Where are you, boy? Come here! 1737 01:03:43,988 --> 01:03:45,254 No, no, no, no, it's not Oliver, 1738 01:03:45,388 --> 01:03:46,688 but hopefully something just as good. 1739 01:03:46,821 --> 01:03:49,688 Listen, honey, I just want to say, 1740 01:03:49,821 --> 01:03:50,688 with all of the fighting-- 1741 01:03:50,821 --> 01:03:51,721 We're not fighting. 1742 01:03:51,855 --> 01:03:52,921 Yes, we are, and it's okay. 1743 01:03:53,054 --> 01:03:56,321 There's no one on the planet I would rather fight with 1744 01:03:56,454 --> 01:03:57,521 more than you. 1745 01:03:57,654 --> 01:03:58,755 For free, I mean. 1746 01:03:58,888 --> 01:04:00,388 Me too. 1747 01:04:00,521 --> 01:04:02,788 And soon, this is all gonna be behind us, 1748 01:04:02,921 --> 01:04:04,021 and it'll just be us again. 1749 01:04:04,154 --> 01:04:06,154 Yeah, we just gotta get through court tomorrow, right? 1750 01:04:06,287 --> 01:04:07,554 Are you nervous? 1751 01:04:07,688 --> 01:04:09,821 I mean, no, 1752 01:04:09,955 --> 01:04:11,654 but I'm gonna anxiety-spiral anyway. 1753 01:04:11,788 --> 01:04:12,821 Hey. 1754 01:04:12,955 --> 01:04:14,621 You're gonna do great 1755 01:04:14,755 --> 01:04:16,287 because you always do great, 1756 01:04:16,421 --> 01:04:18,287 and I'll be right there with ya. 1757 01:04:18,421 --> 01:04:19,488 Yeah, on the other side. 1758 01:04:19,621 --> 01:04:22,287 No, on your side. 1759 01:04:22,421 --> 01:04:23,521 Always. 1760 01:04:24,721 --> 01:04:27,287 You say the sweetest things. 1761 01:04:27,421 --> 01:04:29,821 Can I ask you a slightly tangential question? 1762 01:04:29,955 --> 01:04:31,421 Of course. Those are my favorites. 1763 01:04:32,421 --> 01:04:33,888 Why did you want a pre-nup? 1764 01:04:34,021 --> 01:04:36,821 I-- We both wanted a pre-nup. 1765 01:04:36,955 --> 01:04:38,221 No. 1766 01:04:38,354 --> 01:04:40,321 Dana, you're the one who wanted the pre-nup. 1767 01:04:40,454 --> 01:04:41,921 [♪] 1768 01:04:42,054 --> 01:04:43,454 [camera shutters snapping] 1769 01:04:44,855 --> 01:04:47,321 - [chuckling] - [shutters snap] 1770 01:04:49,121 --> 01:04:50,621 Honey... 1771 01:04:50,755 --> 01:04:52,588 you got Brett to come? 1772 01:04:52,721 --> 01:04:54,221 How-How did you--? 1773 01:04:54,354 --> 01:04:55,955 Uh, yeah, your present, 1774 01:04:56,087 --> 01:04:58,955 because you said this was for the best, 1775 01:04:59,087 --> 01:05:00,821 and I believe in you, so... 1776 01:05:00,955 --> 01:05:03,955 I just gotta figure out how I can keep this guy in check. 1777 01:05:04,087 --> 01:05:05,654 Thank you. I'm gonna keep Tabby in check, too. 1778 01:05:05,788 --> 01:05:07,488 All right. Divide and conquer? 1779 01:05:09,087 --> 01:05:10,287 Okay, here we go. 1780 01:05:10,421 --> 01:05:11,388 Brett. 1781 01:05:11,521 --> 01:05:12,988 - My man. - Let's grab you a drink. 1782 01:05:13,121 --> 01:05:14,988 You clean up good! 1783 01:05:16,488 --> 01:05:17,488 [Dana] Hi. 1784 01:05:17,621 --> 01:05:19,354 Last minute, he decides to show up? 1785 01:05:19,488 --> 01:05:21,221 He's trying to keep me off-keel. 1786 01:05:21,354 --> 01:05:22,721 No, he's just trying to support you 1787 01:05:22,855 --> 01:05:24,988 and-and raise some money for cancer research. 1788 01:05:25,121 --> 01:05:27,187 Or he's gonna do what he always does, and make this about him. 1789 01:05:27,321 --> 01:05:29,654 Tabby, isn't there any benefit of the doubt here? 1790 01:05:29,788 --> 01:05:32,321 I mean, isn't there any good in him you can still find? 1791 01:05:36,087 --> 01:05:37,388 Yeah. 1792 01:05:37,521 --> 01:05:39,388 He looks great in a tux. 1793 01:05:44,021 --> 01:05:45,788 Right. 1794 01:05:45,921 --> 01:05:47,521 Did you order ahead of time, or...? 1795 01:05:47,654 --> 01:05:48,988 It's a classy event. 1796 01:05:49,121 --> 01:05:51,588 Yeah. Yeah. 1797 01:05:52,921 --> 01:05:54,755 Is, uh, is Tabby looking? 1798 01:05:58,654 --> 01:06:00,254 Uh-huh. 1799 01:06:00,388 --> 01:06:01,454 What's her face say? 1800 01:06:01,588 --> 01:06:03,955 Her face says she's looking, Brett. 1801 01:06:04,087 --> 01:06:05,454 Huh. 1802 01:06:05,588 --> 01:06:07,221 Why don't you go over there and congratulate her? 1803 01:06:09,154 --> 01:06:11,588 [♪] 1804 01:06:11,721 --> 01:06:12,721 Yeah. 1805 01:06:12,855 --> 01:06:15,121 Or... I could, uh, take the stage and, you know, 1806 01:06:15,254 --> 01:06:16,755 make a speech about cancer or something? 1807 01:06:16,888 --> 01:06:18,388 You know, it's very gracious of ya. 1808 01:06:18,521 --> 01:06:20,054 No. Don't do that. 1809 01:06:20,187 --> 01:06:21,554 But I can entertain. 1810 01:06:21,688 --> 01:06:23,254 Hey, laughter's the best medicine! 1811 01:06:23,388 --> 01:06:25,021 I think science would refute that. 1812 01:06:25,154 --> 01:06:26,187 You know, what you could do is, 1813 01:06:26,321 --> 01:06:29,354 I think Tabby deserves a nice, private hello, okay? 1814 01:06:29,488 --> 01:06:30,588 Okay. 1815 01:06:30,721 --> 01:06:32,021 Could we have a quick soundbite? 1816 01:06:32,154 --> 01:06:33,121 No. 1817 01:06:33,254 --> 01:06:35,054 Yes! 1818 01:06:35,187 --> 01:06:37,855 Great. Brett, what do you think about the hearing tomorrow? 1819 01:06:37,988 --> 01:06:39,788 My client actually believes that it'll be a fair 1820 01:06:39,921 --> 01:06:41,955 and equitable agreement that'll be reached, so. 1821 01:06:42,087 --> 01:06:43,254 No, I don't. 1822 01:06:43,388 --> 01:06:45,388 I think what my lawyer keeps telling me-- 1823 01:06:45,521 --> 01:06:48,087 that he'd rather be on our side than the opponent's. 1824 01:06:48,221 --> 01:06:49,221 Excuse me? 1825 01:06:52,321 --> 01:06:54,354 I-- Come on, it's just something I have to say 1826 01:06:54,488 --> 01:06:55,421 to keep this guy in check. 1827 01:06:55,554 --> 01:06:56,454 Yeah, it's something you say 1828 01:06:56,588 --> 01:06:57,855 when you think you're gonna win. 1829 01:06:57,988 --> 01:06:58,855 Honey, winning would be 1830 01:06:58,988 --> 01:07:00,755 us never seeing these two people again. 1831 01:07:00,888 --> 01:07:02,855 He's driving me insane. 1832 01:07:02,988 --> 01:07:05,788 [♪] 1833 01:07:05,921 --> 01:07:07,855 - Uh-- - Are they flirting? 1834 01:07:07,988 --> 01:07:10,688 I was kind of hoping you'd show up. 1835 01:07:10,821 --> 01:07:11,788 I've missed you. 1836 01:07:11,921 --> 01:07:12,821 What's happening? 1837 01:07:12,955 --> 01:07:15,488 That red really complements your lipstick. 1838 01:07:15,621 --> 01:07:17,187 [giggles] Thank you. 1839 01:07:17,321 --> 01:07:19,154 And your eyes. 1840 01:07:19,287 --> 01:07:22,688 And that... is flirting, so maybe we did just win? 1841 01:07:22,821 --> 01:07:23,788 Yes, we did. 1842 01:07:23,921 --> 01:07:25,688 I love when you wear a tux. 1843 01:07:25,821 --> 01:07:28,755 - Yeah, it's... - Yeah, I noticed. 1844 01:07:28,888 --> 01:07:30,621 He loves her. 1845 01:07:31,788 --> 01:07:32,821 Excuse me. 1846 01:07:32,955 --> 01:07:33,821 Yeah. 1847 01:07:36,287 --> 01:07:38,354 Excuse me. 1848 01:07:38,488 --> 01:07:41,588 So, we just got the forensic accounting report on Brett. 1849 01:07:41,721 --> 01:07:44,187 We just got the forensic accounting on Tabby. 1850 01:07:44,321 --> 01:07:46,287 - Okay. - She has offshore accounts. 1851 01:07:46,421 --> 01:07:48,454 He has substantial poker winnings 1852 01:07:48,588 --> 01:07:49,988 he's invested internationally. 1853 01:07:50,121 --> 01:07:52,654 Multiple untraceable businesses. 1854 01:07:52,788 --> 01:07:55,454 He's hiding millions from her. 1855 01:07:55,588 --> 01:07:57,354 She's hiding millions from him. 1856 01:07:57,488 --> 01:07:59,755 I guess he's not as naive as he looks? 1857 01:07:59,888 --> 01:08:01,988 Guess she's not as naive as she looks. 1858 01:08:02,121 --> 01:08:03,021 Guess not. 1859 01:08:03,154 --> 01:08:04,154 You were my everything! 1860 01:08:04,287 --> 01:08:05,521 I'm your everything? 1861 01:08:05,654 --> 01:08:06,454 - Come on! - No, no, no, no, no. 1862 01:08:06,588 --> 01:08:07,221 [Tabby] You make it all about you-- 1863 01:08:07,354 --> 01:08:08,554 it always has to be about you. 1864 01:08:08,688 --> 01:08:10,755 - I was invited! - No, you weren't! 1865 01:08:10,888 --> 01:08:12,021 - Let's-- Let's go. - You weren't even invited! 1866 01:08:12,154 --> 01:08:14,721 I was invited! I got an email. 1867 01:08:14,855 --> 01:08:17,187 Let's get you a cold shower. 1868 01:08:17,321 --> 01:08:18,254 Take a cheese toast. 1869 01:08:19,721 --> 01:08:20,988 It's okay. I'm sorry. 1870 01:08:21,121 --> 01:08:22,354 What is this? 1871 01:08:25,388 --> 01:08:27,087 Take a deep breath. 1872 01:08:31,788 --> 01:08:34,621 [♪] 1873 01:08:39,721 --> 01:08:41,087 Why are you up so early? 1874 01:08:41,221 --> 01:08:43,154 Why did you sleep on the couch? 1875 01:08:43,287 --> 01:08:45,988 I-I guess I just, uh, I fell asleep out here. 1876 01:08:47,588 --> 01:08:48,955 Look, about last night, I-- 1877 01:08:49,087 --> 01:08:51,888 I said some things I regret, 1878 01:08:52,021 --> 01:08:53,287 and it's not just because 1879 01:08:53,421 --> 01:08:56,287 I have much wittier retorts in the morning. 1880 01:08:56,421 --> 01:08:57,921 Okay, noted. 1881 01:08:59,855 --> 01:09:01,121 Hey. 1882 01:09:01,254 --> 01:09:03,388 We're gonna figure it out, okay? 1883 01:09:03,521 --> 01:09:04,688 We always do. 1884 01:09:04,821 --> 01:09:05,888 Yeah, we always do. 1885 01:09:06,021 --> 01:09:07,554 [smooch] 1886 01:09:07,688 --> 01:09:09,721 So, do you wanna take the car over together? 1887 01:09:09,855 --> 01:09:11,221 No, I think I just need a minute to, you know, 1888 01:09:11,354 --> 01:09:12,354 get myself together. 1889 01:09:12,488 --> 01:09:13,521 Well, I'm gonna go over now, 1890 01:09:13,654 --> 01:09:16,554 but hey... I got you covered. 1891 01:09:16,688 --> 01:09:18,488 [whispers] You're gonna do great. 1892 01:09:19,521 --> 01:09:21,154 [smooch] 1893 01:09:33,921 --> 01:09:35,888 [sighs] 1894 01:09:36,021 --> 01:09:38,187 [Mark] But what about that three-pointer in game five? 1895 01:09:38,321 --> 01:09:40,021 But what about that magic sky-hook? 1896 01:09:40,154 --> 01:09:42,054 [Mark] Oh, come on-- legendary, right? 1897 01:09:42,187 --> 01:09:43,154 [both chuckling] 1898 01:09:43,287 --> 01:09:44,287 Good to see you, counselor. 1899 01:09:44,421 --> 01:09:45,454 Well, let's get started. 1900 01:09:45,588 --> 01:09:47,121 Being friendly with the judge? 1901 01:09:47,254 --> 01:09:48,588 I'm a friendly guy. 1902 01:09:52,321 --> 01:09:54,021 So, what do you think? 1903 01:09:54,154 --> 01:09:56,955 I think... we're gonna do our very best. 1904 01:09:57,087 --> 01:09:58,788 No, I mean my outfit. 1905 01:09:58,921 --> 01:10:01,688 I think it screams, "I deserve all the marital property." 1906 01:10:02,821 --> 01:10:03,654 Yeah. 1907 01:10:03,788 --> 01:10:05,454 Is this gonna take long? 1908 01:10:05,588 --> 01:10:06,788 What, you got somewhere more important to be? 1909 01:10:06,921 --> 01:10:09,054 CrossFit's at 3:00, so... 1910 01:10:09,187 --> 01:10:10,554 Counsel, 1911 01:10:10,688 --> 01:10:13,087 do we have assets in question and arguments ready? 1912 01:10:14,321 --> 01:10:15,988 Your Honor, yes, we do. 1913 01:10:22,755 --> 01:10:23,755 Counselor? 1914 01:10:28,454 --> 01:10:30,821 May I just have one second, please? 1915 01:10:30,955 --> 01:10:32,888 Take all the time you need. 1916 01:10:33,021 --> 01:10:35,521 [♪] 1917 01:10:38,354 --> 01:10:40,121 [mutters to self] "Contract-- 31st, 11:00." 1918 01:10:40,254 --> 01:10:42,554 [indistinct murmuring] 1919 01:10:45,087 --> 01:10:46,721 Your Honor, due to recent findings, 1920 01:10:46,855 --> 01:10:48,688 I would like to request a brief recess. 1921 01:10:48,821 --> 01:10:49,888 We just got started. 1922 01:10:50,021 --> 01:10:52,321 Now, why do you need a recess? 1923 01:10:52,454 --> 01:10:53,855 I need to perform due diligence 1924 01:10:53,988 --> 01:10:56,121 as new evidence has been brought to our attention 1925 01:10:56,254 --> 01:10:58,454 that would affect the financial structure of the settlement. 1926 01:10:58,588 --> 01:11:00,755 I'm sure the court would hate to see us punt 1927 01:11:00,888 --> 01:11:03,621 rather than trying an end around. 1928 01:11:03,755 --> 01:11:04,855 [forced chuckle] 1929 01:11:04,988 --> 01:11:06,988 You're in luck that I missed breakfast. 1930 01:11:08,988 --> 01:11:10,588 Court is in recess for an hour. 1931 01:11:10,721 --> 01:11:11,921 Thank you. 1932 01:11:14,488 --> 01:11:15,755 Give me the address 1933 01:11:15,888 --> 01:11:17,287 on the commercial property Gwen bought. 1934 01:11:17,421 --> 01:11:18,254 Hang tight. I'll be right back. 1935 01:11:18,388 --> 01:11:19,287 Okay. 1936 01:11:19,421 --> 01:11:22,154 [♪] 1937 01:11:32,221 --> 01:11:33,788 Shouldn't you be in court? 1938 01:11:33,921 --> 01:11:34,788 Yes, I should be. 1939 01:11:34,921 --> 01:11:37,121 What is this? W-What is "Gwen's Glutes"? 1940 01:11:37,254 --> 01:11:40,688 My new Pilates studio- slash-method acting workshop. 1941 01:11:40,821 --> 01:11:44,354 So, is that what "contract 31st at 11" means? 1942 01:11:44,488 --> 01:11:46,087 Because this is the 31st, 1943 01:11:46,221 --> 01:11:47,755 and this is your new commercial space. 1944 01:11:47,888 --> 01:11:49,421 This space? How did you afford this? 1945 01:11:49,554 --> 01:11:52,187 Did Brett buy this for you with money he's hiding from Tabby? 1946 01:11:52,321 --> 01:11:53,421 Do I need a lawyer? 1947 01:11:53,554 --> 01:11:55,554 If you're an accomplice in laundering money, then yes. 1948 01:11:55,688 --> 01:11:56,721 I'm not laundering money. 1949 01:11:56,855 --> 01:11:57,855 Then tell it to the judge. 1950 01:11:57,988 --> 01:11:59,755 I'm not the villain here! 1951 01:11:59,888 --> 01:12:01,521 You know what? This has become a little too much. 1952 01:12:01,654 --> 01:12:03,521 Then come to court and tell the truth, please? 1953 01:12:04,755 --> 01:12:06,221 Or I'll tell what I think is the truth. 1954 01:12:08,321 --> 01:12:10,688 [drumming absently] 1955 01:12:10,821 --> 01:12:11,955 [doors open] 1956 01:12:12,087 --> 01:12:14,688 [♪] 1957 01:12:18,588 --> 01:12:21,321 [exhaling deeply] 1958 01:12:21,454 --> 01:12:22,855 What is she doing here? 1959 01:12:22,988 --> 01:12:25,921 You're my best friend and you stole my husband! 1960 01:12:26,054 --> 01:12:27,021 [Gwen] I never stole him. 1961 01:12:27,154 --> 01:12:28,821 All the time we spent together 1962 01:12:28,955 --> 01:12:30,654 was Brett talking about how much he loved you, 1963 01:12:30,788 --> 01:12:32,588 asking how he could fix your rift 1964 01:12:32,721 --> 01:12:34,254 and win you back. 1965 01:12:34,388 --> 01:12:35,187 I never had a chance. 1966 01:12:35,321 --> 01:12:36,287 What? 1967 01:12:36,421 --> 01:12:37,821 Even if I wanted him, 1968 01:12:37,955 --> 01:12:40,154 how could I ever compare with perfect Tabby? 1969 01:12:40,287 --> 01:12:42,988 - [gavel bangs] - Order. Order. 1970 01:12:43,121 --> 01:12:44,688 - [gavel banging] - Order. 1971 01:12:44,821 --> 01:12:46,254 [sighs] 1972 01:12:46,388 --> 01:12:47,454 Is that true? 1973 01:12:47,588 --> 01:12:48,788 Every single word. 1974 01:12:48,921 --> 01:12:50,621 I have loved you 1975 01:12:50,755 --> 01:12:51,988 from the moment I met you, 1976 01:12:52,121 --> 01:12:53,621 even now. 1977 01:12:53,755 --> 01:12:55,121 Oh, Bretty! Me too. 1978 01:12:55,254 --> 01:12:57,788 I'm so sorry for everything. 1979 01:12:57,921 --> 01:12:59,588 [Brett] No, baby, it's not your fault. 1980 01:12:59,721 --> 01:13:00,621 It was the lawyers. 1981 01:13:00,755 --> 01:13:03,354 They pressured us into getting divorced. 1982 01:13:03,488 --> 01:13:04,521 - They really did. - What? 1983 01:13:04,654 --> 01:13:05,521 Sorry, what? What's that? 1984 01:13:05,654 --> 01:13:07,521 Yeah, it's true, they did, they did, but... 1985 01:13:08,988 --> 01:13:10,254 I don't want to live without you. 1986 01:13:10,388 --> 01:13:12,421 Well, then... 1987 01:13:15,821 --> 01:13:17,755 ...will you marry me-- 1988 01:13:17,888 --> 01:13:18,955 again? 1989 01:13:19,087 --> 01:13:20,855 You don't really have to ask her to marry you again. 1990 01:13:20,988 --> 01:13:21,988 Yeah, you guys never were divorced 1991 01:13:22,121 --> 01:13:22,888 in the first place, Brett. 1992 01:13:23,021 --> 01:13:24,388 Of course, I'll marry you, my love-- 1993 01:13:24,521 --> 01:13:25,855 again! 1994 01:13:25,988 --> 01:13:28,054 [camera shutters clicking] 1995 01:13:30,454 --> 01:13:32,187 Forever and ever! 1996 01:13:32,321 --> 01:13:34,755 Yeah, and we'll have-- we'll have the biggest wedding. 1997 01:13:34,888 --> 01:13:35,921 Yeah, and you're all invited. 1998 01:13:36,054 --> 01:13:36,855 All of you. 1999 01:13:36,988 --> 01:13:39,254 Or you can bid on photos of the event. 2000 01:13:39,388 --> 01:13:40,654 [commotion continues, indistinct] 2001 01:13:40,788 --> 01:13:42,254 [shutters snapping] 2002 01:13:45,788 --> 01:13:47,521 [shutters snapping] 2003 01:13:52,888 --> 01:13:55,554 Extra salt and butter on both sides. 2004 01:13:55,688 --> 01:13:57,054 Mm, good. 2005 01:13:57,187 --> 01:13:58,888 I'm gonna need more popcorn. 2006 01:13:59,021 --> 01:14:00,588 Today was a disaster. 2007 01:14:00,721 --> 01:14:01,821 I know, baby. 2008 01:14:01,955 --> 01:14:03,888 It was a disaster. Terrible. 2009 01:14:04,021 --> 01:14:05,388 - It's okay. - [TV theme music playing] 2010 01:14:05,521 --> 01:14:07,788 [Tabby] If you're a troubled couple 2011 01:14:07,921 --> 01:14:09,121 on the brink of giving up-- 2012 01:14:09,254 --> 01:14:10,388 ...Then come along with us... 2013 01:14:10,521 --> 01:14:11,621 Turn it up. Turn it up. 2014 01:14:12,788 --> 01:14:15,154 ...Where we explore the challenges, and triumphs, 2015 01:14:15,287 --> 01:14:16,154 of marriage, 2016 01:14:16,287 --> 01:14:19,454 as we counsel couples... back into love. 2017 01:14:19,588 --> 01:14:21,888 Live, on air, every Wednesday night. 2018 01:14:22,021 --> 01:14:22,921 I'm Tabby Noble. 2019 01:14:23,054 --> 01:14:24,087 And I'm Brett Noble. 2020 01:14:24,221 --> 01:14:26,321 [together] And, please, join us for Noble Love 2021 01:14:26,454 --> 01:14:27,688 on Reality Reel. 2022 01:14:30,521 --> 01:14:31,488 I'm sorry, ex-excuse me? 2023 01:14:31,621 --> 01:14:33,087 They have a new show? 2024 01:14:33,221 --> 01:14:33,821 Where they're marriage counseling? 2025 01:14:33,955 --> 01:14:34,688 Live? 2026 01:14:34,821 --> 01:14:35,988 They were divorcing this morning! 2027 01:14:36,121 --> 01:14:37,988 How in the world could they pull this together so quickly? 2028 01:14:40,254 --> 01:14:41,755 [overlapping] They didn't. 2029 01:14:45,588 --> 01:14:47,321 [Dana] Hey, Gwen, we really need to talk! 2030 01:14:47,454 --> 01:14:48,955 You don't want to mess with lawyers, Gwen! 2031 01:14:49,087 --> 01:14:51,621 We serve injunctions for breakfast. 2032 01:14:54,021 --> 01:14:55,488 [Dana sighs] 2033 01:14:55,621 --> 01:14:56,621 [door squeaks] 2034 01:14:56,755 --> 01:14:57,988 So, what's the game here? 2035 01:14:58,121 --> 01:14:59,788 They were never divorcing? Was this a stunt? 2036 01:15:01,921 --> 01:15:02,888 Yeah. 2037 01:15:03,021 --> 01:15:04,788 It was all a con. 2038 01:15:04,921 --> 01:15:06,521 They haven't been able to sell a show in a while, 2039 01:15:06,654 --> 01:15:08,488 then they came up with this. 2040 01:15:08,621 --> 01:15:09,721 They paid me to go along with it-- 2041 01:15:09,855 --> 01:15:12,221 promised to buy me the Pilates studio. 2042 01:15:12,354 --> 01:15:14,454 [sighs] Then they made me the villain at every turn. 2043 01:15:14,588 --> 01:15:16,121 Why? I mean, how? 2044 01:15:16,254 --> 01:15:17,621 I mean, this doesn't make any sense. 2045 01:15:17,755 --> 01:15:19,221 Yeah, there were so many private moments 2046 01:15:19,354 --> 01:15:20,221 that were-- they weren't filming. 2047 01:15:20,354 --> 01:15:21,287 Yeah! 2048 01:15:21,421 --> 01:15:22,955 No, they were. 2049 01:15:23,087 --> 01:15:23,855 They recorded all of it, 2050 01:15:23,988 --> 01:15:25,221 planning to use it all for the show. 2051 01:15:26,421 --> 01:15:28,187 So, they abused you? 2052 01:15:28,321 --> 01:15:31,054 Yeah, because that's what they do best... 2053 01:15:31,187 --> 01:15:32,287 but whatever. 2054 01:15:32,421 --> 01:15:33,354 Your firms got paid, 2055 01:15:33,488 --> 01:15:34,721 and everyone gets a happy ending. 2056 01:15:34,855 --> 01:15:36,454 Everyone except us. 2057 01:15:36,588 --> 01:15:37,621 Right. 2058 01:15:37,755 --> 01:15:38,721 [sighs] 2059 01:15:44,654 --> 01:15:46,354 The Nobles were lying. 2060 01:15:46,488 --> 01:15:47,855 There was never going to be a divorce. 2061 01:15:47,988 --> 01:15:49,388 This is fraud. 2062 01:15:49,521 --> 01:15:50,855 Let's be careful with terminology. 2063 01:15:50,988 --> 01:15:53,855 Fraud is a grave accusation... 2064 01:15:53,988 --> 01:15:56,287 and to be forthright, however belatedly-- 2065 01:15:56,421 --> 01:15:57,388 Paul and I knew. 2066 01:15:57,521 --> 01:15:59,087 Not at first, 2067 01:15:59,221 --> 01:16:01,287 but the head of Reality Reel cleared it with us. 2068 01:16:01,421 --> 01:16:02,187 What are you talking about? 2069 01:16:02,321 --> 01:16:03,621 I'm sorry, excuse me? What? What? 2070 01:16:03,755 --> 01:16:05,354 We never imagined it would go this far, 2071 01:16:05,488 --> 01:16:06,454 and we never would've gone along with it 2072 01:16:06,588 --> 01:16:08,488 if we'd known it would negatively affect you. 2073 01:16:08,621 --> 01:16:10,588 Why would you guys even do this? 2074 01:16:10,721 --> 01:16:12,154 Partners thought it would be good for our firm. 2075 01:16:12,287 --> 01:16:13,354 And I thought it would be good 2076 01:16:13,488 --> 01:16:15,321 both for Tabby and for your career, 2077 01:16:15,454 --> 01:16:16,921 and for Jackie's Legacy Fund. 2078 01:16:17,054 --> 01:16:19,755 I didn't think it would avalanche like this, 2079 01:16:19,888 --> 01:16:23,354 but ultimately, we wanted them to reconcile, 2080 01:16:23,488 --> 01:16:25,521 and they did, so... 2081 01:16:25,654 --> 01:16:28,654 maybe we let all be well that ends well, hmm? 2082 01:16:28,788 --> 01:16:30,187 [Lois] Was it misguided and self-serving? 2083 01:16:30,321 --> 01:16:32,821 Yes, but did they pay their bills on time 2084 01:16:32,955 --> 01:16:34,121 and in full? 2085 01:16:34,254 --> 01:16:36,488 Also yes, which is more than I can say about most clients. 2086 01:16:36,621 --> 01:16:37,454 Do you see what's happening here? 2087 01:16:37,588 --> 01:16:38,354 I just brought us full circle 2088 01:16:38,488 --> 01:16:40,755 back to the lawyer-integrity joke. 2089 01:16:40,888 --> 01:16:43,187 [Mark chuckle-sighs] 2090 01:16:45,154 --> 01:16:46,321 You know what the worst part is? 2091 01:16:46,454 --> 01:16:48,588 Everyone's raving about Noble Love. 2092 01:16:48,721 --> 01:16:49,988 That's not the worst part. 2093 01:16:50,121 --> 01:16:51,488 The worst part is, they got away with it. 2094 01:16:51,621 --> 01:16:52,454 Okay, guys, look... 2095 01:16:52,588 --> 01:16:55,087 if they're happy, just let 'em be happy. 2096 01:16:55,221 --> 01:16:56,354 But how can they be happy 2097 01:16:56,488 --> 01:16:57,855 if they're still lying to each other? 2098 01:16:57,988 --> 01:17:00,254 I mean, Brett is hiding money from Tabby. 2099 01:17:00,388 --> 01:17:01,921 And Tabby's hiding money from Brett. 2100 01:17:02,054 --> 01:17:03,988 They're never gonna be happy until they get truthful. 2101 01:17:04,121 --> 01:17:08,054 Well, maybe it's our job to get them truthful. 2102 01:17:08,187 --> 01:17:09,888 You know, to heal them. 2103 01:17:10,021 --> 01:17:11,421 Okay, Gwen, I'm sorry, guys, 2104 01:17:11,554 --> 01:17:12,454 but this sounds less like therapy 2105 01:17:12,588 --> 01:17:14,254 and more like some sort of revenge cabal. 2106 01:17:14,388 --> 01:17:15,888 I'm out, babe. 2107 01:17:16,021 --> 01:17:17,354 - I'm-- I'm also out. - Okay. 2108 01:17:17,488 --> 01:17:19,354 Fine, but help me with this. 2109 01:17:19,488 --> 01:17:21,287 Where can I find a great actor? 2110 01:17:22,454 --> 01:17:24,921 Now, look. He's right here. TJ's a great actor, right? 2111 01:17:25,054 --> 01:17:27,354 Yeah! There ya go. Hey, come here. Sit down. 2112 01:17:28,955 --> 01:17:30,321 Look at that face. 2113 01:17:30,454 --> 01:17:32,254 - You act? - Yeah. 2114 01:17:32,388 --> 01:17:34,254 - Method? - Strasberg all the way. 2115 01:17:34,388 --> 01:17:37,054 How would you like the role of a lifetime? 2116 01:17:37,187 --> 01:17:39,021 Who would I be playing? 2117 01:17:39,154 --> 01:17:40,321 My husband. 2118 01:17:41,354 --> 01:17:43,054 I could method act that. 2119 01:17:45,421 --> 01:17:46,321 [Dana chuckles] 2120 01:17:46,454 --> 01:17:48,588 I kind of feel like we shouldn't be here. 2121 01:17:48,721 --> 01:17:50,121 [chuckling] 2122 01:17:54,755 --> 01:17:57,554 Half cheddar-ranch, half peanut butter cup. 2123 01:17:57,688 --> 01:17:59,021 Mm, delicious combo... 2124 01:17:59,154 --> 01:18:01,154 maybe just not at the same time. 2125 01:18:01,287 --> 01:18:02,921 No, I don't think that would be the best idea. 2126 01:18:03,054 --> 01:18:04,154 [munching] 2127 01:18:04,287 --> 01:18:06,054 That is good. 2128 01:18:07,588 --> 01:18:09,121 Ugh, do you think we should have stopped this? 2129 01:18:09,254 --> 01:18:11,154 I don't think we would've had much of a chance 2130 01:18:11,287 --> 01:18:12,755 to stop anything-- Gwen's on a mission. 2131 01:18:12,888 --> 01:18:14,321 Besides, they don't need "Noble Love"-- 2132 01:18:14,454 --> 01:18:16,421 they need tough love. 2133 01:18:16,554 --> 01:18:17,988 Good one, honey. 2134 01:18:18,121 --> 01:18:19,187 [clink] 2135 01:18:19,321 --> 01:18:20,454 You can have a seat here. 2136 01:18:20,588 --> 01:18:22,988 [Brett blows air, huffs, and sniffs] 2137 01:18:23,955 --> 01:18:25,187 Oh, thanks. 2138 01:18:25,321 --> 01:18:27,087 [indistinct set buzz] 2139 01:18:27,221 --> 01:18:28,821 I love this jacket. 2140 01:18:28,955 --> 01:18:30,521 Gwen? 2141 01:18:30,654 --> 01:18:32,254 Wait. You're not married. 2142 01:18:32,388 --> 01:18:34,755 Yes, I am. This is my husband, TJ. 2143 01:18:34,888 --> 01:18:36,488 I kept him a secret, 2144 01:18:36,621 --> 01:18:38,354 because I know how you two love secrets. 2145 01:18:38,488 --> 01:18:39,388 Hey, bro. 2146 01:18:39,521 --> 01:18:42,621 I dug all your shows. I'm also a thespian. 2147 01:18:42,755 --> 01:18:44,021 I'm headlining a play right now. 2148 01:18:44,154 --> 01:18:46,454 Like, on-on Broadway, or--? 2149 01:18:46,588 --> 01:18:49,187 Atlantic City. It's the Broadway of Jersey. 2150 01:18:49,321 --> 01:18:50,955 Yeah, it-it's not, bro. 2151 01:18:51,087 --> 01:18:52,955 Well, where should we begin? 2152 01:18:53,087 --> 01:18:55,688 [PA] We're on the air in five... four... 2153 01:18:55,821 --> 01:18:57,821 three... 2154 01:18:57,955 --> 01:18:59,688 [intro theme plays] 2155 01:18:59,821 --> 01:19:02,488 We're back on Noble Love... 2156 01:19:02,621 --> 01:19:03,821 where love begins again. 2157 01:19:03,955 --> 01:19:06,187 Starting... with us. 2158 01:19:07,254 --> 01:19:11,755 And today, we have a very special couple with us. 2159 01:19:11,888 --> 01:19:14,488 My best friend and assistant, Gwen-- 2160 01:19:14,621 --> 01:19:17,054 I thought I was fired from both of those roles. 2161 01:19:17,187 --> 01:19:18,921 [forced] What are you talking about? 2162 01:19:19,054 --> 01:19:20,654 And my man, TJ, over here. 2163 01:19:20,788 --> 01:19:22,388 [all chuckling] 2164 01:19:22,521 --> 01:19:23,888 Fellow thespian. 2165 01:19:24,021 --> 01:19:25,321 [Dana] I can't believe Luca got 'em on the show. 2166 01:19:25,454 --> 01:19:27,154 You know Luca-- 2167 01:19:27,287 --> 01:19:29,087 he knows people who knows people. 2168 01:19:29,221 --> 01:19:30,087 [Dana chuckles] 2169 01:19:30,221 --> 01:19:32,254 What is the biggest issue in your marriage? 2170 01:19:32,388 --> 01:19:34,021 Well, I'm sad to say 2171 01:19:34,154 --> 01:19:36,321 that Gwen has been hiding money from me. 2172 01:19:36,454 --> 01:19:38,721 TJ's also been hiding money from me. 2173 01:19:38,855 --> 01:19:40,488 [TJ] Um, we've had great success 2174 01:19:40,621 --> 01:19:41,821 with the businesses we've built together, 2175 01:19:41,955 --> 01:19:44,721 but then Gwen moved our profits 2176 01:19:44,855 --> 01:19:45,721 to secret accounts. 2177 01:19:45,855 --> 01:19:47,721 While TJ's been hiding his Vegas winnings 2178 01:19:47,855 --> 01:19:50,221 in overseas funds. 2179 01:19:50,354 --> 01:19:51,888 Oh, wow. 2180 01:19:53,321 --> 01:19:54,554 Well... 2181 01:19:54,688 --> 01:19:57,521 I can see how that would affect your marriage, 2182 01:19:57,654 --> 01:20:01,821 as trust is the foundation of love. 2183 01:20:01,955 --> 01:20:03,588 And love needs trust 2184 01:20:03,721 --> 01:20:06,654 the way sunshine and flowers need each other. 2185 01:20:06,788 --> 01:20:07,688 That's right. 2186 01:20:07,821 --> 01:20:09,221 But... there's more! 2187 01:20:09,354 --> 01:20:10,988 TJ also ran... 2188 01:20:11,121 --> 01:20:12,755 a background check on me. 2189 01:20:12,888 --> 01:20:15,354 [TJ] And Gwen ran a background check on me. 2190 01:20:15,488 --> 01:20:16,921 Uh... 2191 01:20:18,855 --> 01:20:22,221 Well, that is a total invasion of privacy. 2192 01:20:22,354 --> 01:20:23,454 [forced chuckling] Yeah. 2193 01:20:23,588 --> 01:20:25,921 If someone did that to me, I would be very, very upset. 2194 01:20:26,054 --> 01:20:27,588 Yeah, me too. 2195 01:20:27,721 --> 01:20:29,187 Um... 2196 01:20:29,321 --> 01:20:30,388 [both] We'll be right back. 2197 01:20:30,521 --> 01:20:32,254 [TV shuts off] 2198 01:20:33,321 --> 01:20:34,721 That's unbelievable. 2199 01:20:34,855 --> 01:20:36,888 You think they'll make it? Think they'll be okay? 2200 01:20:37,021 --> 01:20:38,588 Yeah, you know, I do. 2201 01:20:38,721 --> 01:20:40,988 You know, it's something new for both of them. 2202 01:20:41,121 --> 01:20:44,888 Something honest, something real... 2203 01:20:47,454 --> 01:20:48,921 Do you think we'll be okay? 2204 01:20:49,054 --> 01:20:51,755 Do you? 2205 01:20:51,888 --> 01:20:54,187 [♪] 2206 01:20:54,321 --> 01:20:56,955 Yeah, I do. 2207 01:20:58,554 --> 01:21:00,755 I actually know it. 2208 01:21:00,888 --> 01:21:03,254 I mean, there isn't much that's certain in life, 2209 01:21:03,388 --> 01:21:04,654 but... 2210 01:21:04,788 --> 01:21:06,788 you're as close as it gets. 2211 01:21:08,421 --> 01:21:12,087 Honey, I know I can overthink and over-worry, 2212 01:21:12,221 --> 01:21:13,454 and become fatalistic-- 2213 01:21:13,588 --> 01:21:14,888 What? You? Never. 2214 01:21:15,021 --> 01:21:16,921 [both chuckling] 2215 01:21:18,554 --> 01:21:20,488 I wouldn't want any other life 2216 01:21:20,621 --> 01:21:22,388 than the life I have with you, 2217 01:21:22,521 --> 01:21:24,454 whatever that looks like... 2218 01:21:26,021 --> 01:21:27,921 ...and I know I said 2219 01:21:28,054 --> 01:21:30,121 the most important decision we can make 2220 01:21:30,254 --> 01:21:32,254 is having a child, 2221 01:21:32,388 --> 01:21:34,755 but I think I was wrong. 2222 01:21:35,721 --> 01:21:39,087 I think the most important decision we make 2223 01:21:39,221 --> 01:21:42,287 is who we share our life with, 2224 01:21:42,421 --> 01:21:45,755 and I would make this decision 2225 01:21:45,888 --> 01:21:49,087 one million times over, exactly the same. 2226 01:21:50,254 --> 01:21:52,855 [♪] 2227 01:22:03,021 --> 01:22:04,721 So... 2228 01:22:04,855 --> 01:22:06,855 I have an idea. 2229 01:22:07,988 --> 01:22:10,988 [♪] 2230 01:22:11,121 --> 01:22:12,521 Thank you so much for meeting with me. 2231 01:22:12,654 --> 01:22:14,521 Thank you for taking the time. 2232 01:22:14,654 --> 01:22:15,688 You've been a mentor, 2233 01:22:15,821 --> 01:22:19,488 and I am so grateful for everything you've given me-- 2234 01:22:19,621 --> 01:22:22,388 But I need something new, Lois. 2235 01:22:23,221 --> 01:22:24,955 Mark, you're about to make partner. 2236 01:22:25,087 --> 01:22:26,488 But you're taking over the firm. 2237 01:22:26,621 --> 01:22:28,321 I know... 2238 01:22:28,454 --> 01:22:29,888 I know. 2239 01:22:31,755 --> 01:22:34,054 But we've made other plans. 2240 01:22:34,187 --> 01:22:36,588 But we've made other plans. 2241 01:22:37,588 --> 01:22:39,721 [♪] 2242 01:22:41,988 --> 01:22:44,388 Chervich and Chervich. Can you please hold? 2243 01:22:44,521 --> 01:22:47,021 [♪] 2244 01:22:50,621 --> 01:22:52,054 Happy eighth anniversary, babe. 2245 01:22:52,187 --> 01:22:54,021 Aw, happy eighth, my love. 2246 01:22:54,154 --> 01:22:55,888 So, I got us a little something. 2247 01:22:56,021 --> 01:22:57,521 Oh. 2248 01:23:07,421 --> 01:23:09,221 [laughing] 2249 01:23:10,421 --> 01:23:12,688 "Don't drop me. My parents are lawyers." 2250 01:23:12,821 --> 01:23:14,921 [both laughing] 2251 01:23:28,721 --> 01:23:30,454 [♪] 2252 01:23:33,521 --> 01:23:35,287 Ohh... did you feel that? 2253 01:23:35,421 --> 01:23:37,588 Oh! Oh... 2254 01:23:37,721 --> 01:23:39,287 It's a prosecutor. 2255 01:23:39,421 --> 01:23:41,287 [laughing] 154548