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♪ ♪
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(Eve laughs)
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- (Olivia laughs)
- EVE: Okay.
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And who was that?
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That was my date
for Valentine's Day.
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- (gasps)
- (laughs)
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Two hours ago, you were whinging
about not having a date.
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Oh, God,
did you hire that woman?
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No.
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No, I met her
at the grocery store.
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We both reached for whatever
thing she was reaching for,
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and now we are having dinner
together tomorrow night
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at a fancy French restaurant.
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- Ooh la la.
- No, Ooh La La was booked.
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I took the liberty of making
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a dinner reservation
at Les Charles
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one month ago in hopes
that Cupid's arrow might strike.
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And lo, it has.
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ALAN:
Eh, seems like
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- a lot of effort.
- OLIVIA: Of course
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it seems like
a lot of effort to you.
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Your final last semester
was to make your students
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clean out your garage.
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No, that's what it looked like.
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Actually, in reality,
it was an experiment.
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I was testing
to see whether the...
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something... uh, psychology.
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You know, Alan,
I think Olivia sounds like
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she may be reaching
her breaking point with you.
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Oh, it's taken her long enough,
I've been terrible.
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- Hey, Olivia.
- Oh, hi.
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- Hi, Bernard.
- Hey, uh,
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so I-I know we've only been
on a few dates,
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and we're keeping it quiet,
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but Valentine's Day
is tomorrow, so maybe...
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Yeah, "maybe" sounds good.
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So, Eve, any plans
for Valentine's Day?
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No, I picked up a shift.
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Uh, Freddy? You got any plans?
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Anything romantic
on the, on the burner?
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Ah, you know me.
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Tomorrow night,
when the moon reaches its peak,
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I'm headed up to a rooftop
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- with a special someone.
- Oh, yeah, who?
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Uh, it's Tiny. We're gonna
throw an old dishwasher off,
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- see what happens.
- FRASIER: Ugh. What a travesty.
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Doesn't anyone make
an effort for love anymore?
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Fear not, Uncle. I'm keeping
the flame of love alive.
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I just received a Valentine's
Day card from a secret admirer.
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Could be from anyone, maybe even
someone in this very bar...
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- It was Daphne.
- Definitely your mom.
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Where is everyone's love
of love?
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Stop being cynical,
stop being complacent.
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Challenge yourself
to go after love today.
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I would love to see that.
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Thank you, Alan.
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An old dishwasher hitting
the sidewalk and exploding.
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Hey, Dr. Crane?
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I heard what you said
about love over there.
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I was wondering,
can I bug you for some help?
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I-I'm seeing someone,
and I'm worried
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that she doesn't think
we have enough in common.
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Well, of-of course,
I'm always glad to help.
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Um, tell me about her.
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Well, she's a lot
smarter than me.
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Oh, real needle in a...
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stack of needles there.
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Uh, tell me more.
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Well, I'd like
to see her tomorrow,
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but I don't know
what to say to her.
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Why not try saying it
with flowers, hmm?
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No woman can resist
a beautiful bouquet showing up
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at work on their desk.
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Or their dashboard.
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Or kiosk.
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- (knock at door)
- Olivia? - Hmm?
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Um, listen, I need my book
of Robert Burns poetry back.
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I have a date this evening,
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and I don't want to leave
anything up to chance.
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Absolutely,
and thanks, by the way.
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- It's so good...
- Yes, isn't it?
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...for killing spiders.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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What a lovely bouquet
of flowers.
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You seeing someone?
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Uh, sort of. He's very sweet.
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Oh, I love that.
I knew there was hope
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- for Cupid after all.
- Mm-hmm.
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What are you doing here?
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Don't you have a class?
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No. Also, this is my office.
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What are you doing here?
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What? Uh...
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Sorry, earplugs already in.
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I'll, um, I'll just go and find
somewhere else to, uh, work.
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(sighs)
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Are you all right?
You seem troubled.
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I-I should be discreet.
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I think I need to part ways
with someone.
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Today proves I can't,
I can't avoid it any longer.
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Really, really? And this person
is-- it-it's someone I know?
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Oh, please don't ask.
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- It'll put you
in a difficult position. - I see.
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And somehow they've fallen
short of your expectation?
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I-I don't know
if the fire's there.
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Um, do either of you know
how to hang a hammock?
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Useless.
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Yeah, not much fire there.
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I'm sure
you've been through this.
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What would you do?
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Well, if you really intend
to part ways
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with this person...
(grunts)
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...he at least deserves
to tell his side,
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to fight for himself.
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First thing you should do is
tell him that you need to talk.
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Okay, yeah,
I'll text him right now.
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And please remember,
be sensitive.
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It's like a relationship.
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It is a relationship.
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That's very perceptive of you.
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- Alan?
- Hmm?
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I've just come from
a discussion with Olivia.
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Nothing's decided yet, but...
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I think she's on the verge
of letting you go.
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But teaching's everything to me.
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I'm looking for Dr. Cornwall.
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Wrong building.
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Can she even do this?
You have tenure.
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Well, it looks like "dereliction
of professorial duties"
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is cause for breaking tenure.
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As is... oh, wow.
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You've done all of these.
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Oh, this is difficult.
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I haven't had a career setback
like this since... mm.
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What's he referring to?
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Back in the '80s,
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Alan spent several years working
on a, a model to disprove
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Elisabeth Kübler-Ross's
five stages of grieving.
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It was to be my magnum opus,
but I was sabotaged
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by the deep pockets
of the self-help industry.
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Ah. Big Grief.
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They killed my project.
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At first, I couldn't even accept
what had happened.
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And then I was engulfed
in anger.
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Soon after,
I started negotiating some way
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to try and save my work.
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That was followed
by a crippling sadness.
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Eventually, I came to accept
that her model had won
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despite there being
zero evidence to its validity.
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Don't worry about a thing.
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If Olivia pulls the trigger,
we will fight it.
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Or...
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is this the change I need?
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Leaving here
would allow me to focus
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on some long-forgotten passions.
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Writing, research.
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Maybe I'll even try
some teaching.
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Not doing those things
is why she's firing you.
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Uh, you can also lose tenure
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for "selling property
to the Irish"?
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When was this written?
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Well, now, I'd better prepare
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for what could be
my final lecture.
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No.
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Tomorrow starts today.
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No matter what happens,
I am here for you.
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Anytime, at the ready,
on February 15th.
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No, just go.
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I can't believe this.
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The other server
just bailed on me
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right before
we were about to open.
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(sighs) I'll never be able
to handle tonight's crowd alone.
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Hmm, well, you know what?
I got some time.
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- I can give you a hand.
- Really?
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- What about your plans?
- Eve,
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there are things more important
than throwing a dishwasher
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off a roof.
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Plus you have to wait
till it's dark, so...
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Oh, thank goodness
you two are here.
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Listen, I'm having
a little trouble
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choosing which cologne
to wear this evening on my date.
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Um, I thought maybe, um...
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You must know that
I'm not going to smell you.
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- (phone chimes)
- Oh...
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Oh.
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Carol has to cancel.
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She's having trouble
with her boiler.
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- Oof.
- Oof. Sorry, Dad.
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"Oof"?
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What the hell?
We-We'll just reschedule.
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FREDDY:
Dad. (scoffs)
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Carol's canceling?
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On Valentine's?
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At the last minute?
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At Les Charles?
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Because of her boiler?
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Kind of running out of room
in that upper register,
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aren't you, there, sport?
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She's blowing you off, Dad.
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EVE:
Hate to say it, but Freddy's right.
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This is her Aunt Sadie.
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And who is Aunt Sadie?
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Well, whenever I had a bad date,
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Aunt Sadie was
my made-up relative
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who'd have an emergency
so I could leave.
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Like when I dated the juggler,
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Aunt Sadie fell off a boat.
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Or when I was dating the DJ,
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Aunt Sadie was digging
a piece of waffle
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out of her toaster with a fork
when she got hit by a car.
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She's just making up
a little white lie
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so you don't feel rejected.
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FREDDY:
Yeah, which is cruel.
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I-I mean, I think.
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'Cause, uh, just giving my dad
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false hope like that
just makes him look
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- more pathetic.
- I think pathetic's a bit strong.
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So, what is she supposed to do,
say "I'm canceling the date
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because I'm not
attracted to you"?
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Why does that have
to be the reason?
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This lets him slowly accept
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that it's never gonna happen.
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Mm-hmm, okay, yeah,
that makes sense.
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So...
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...I've been stood up
on Valentine's Day.
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(sighs)
We were having
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such fun at the grocery store.
What could have happened?
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It could have been anything.
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I once dumped a guy
for ordering a salad.
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Yeah, I once dumped a girl
'cause her name was Liz.
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Is that what dating is today?
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You're j-just giving up on love
because of the slightest hiccup?
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Oh, yeah. I once
dumped a guy for hiccups.
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This is why there's
an epidemic of loneliness.
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People just waiting around
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to be struck by love.
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They don't realize it just
takes a little bit of work.
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Disagree.
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It's either easy
or it's not meant to be.
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Oh, Moose. (chuckles)
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I'm really in the mood
for some good news.
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How did it go with the flowers?
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Not good, Doc.
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Look at this.
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"We have to talk"?
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What is wrong
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with people?
And on Valentine's Day,
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this most sacred
of manufactured holidays.
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- So, what should I do?
- Well, I...
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You know what?
It's too late for me tonight,
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but why don't you take
my reservation at Les Charles?
253
00:10:38,815 --> 00:10:40,650
- You sure?
- Yes, of course...
254
00:10:40,650 --> 00:10:41,718
She's going to love it.
255
00:10:41,818 --> 00:10:43,286
You invite her
to dinner, and, uh,
256
00:10:43,286 --> 00:10:46,022
text her now and be romantic.
257
00:10:46,156 --> 00:10:47,357
Okay, all right.
258
00:10:48,524 --> 00:10:49,793
How's this look, Doc?
259
00:10:52,528 --> 00:10:55,198
You just said, "Dinner,"
with a question mark.
260
00:10:56,499 --> 00:10:58,969
And that third "N"
isn't doing you any favors.
261
00:10:58,969 --> 00:11:00,136
(sighs)
262
00:11:00,236 --> 00:11:01,838
Mind if I take a crack at this?
263
00:11:01,938 --> 00:11:04,140
All right, fine.
Let's see, um...
264
00:11:04,240 --> 00:11:06,242
"I lament..."
265
00:11:06,376 --> 00:11:07,510
(chuckles)
266
00:11:07,610 --> 00:11:09,579
"...that Cupid's arrow
267
00:11:09,712 --> 00:11:12,248
has not pierced you."
268
00:11:12,382 --> 00:11:15,518
- (chuckles)
-"But I have a reservation tonight
269
00:11:15,518 --> 00:11:17,320
"at Les Charles.
270
00:11:17,420 --> 00:11:20,323
"Shall we give our...
271
00:11:20,423 --> 00:11:23,559
"cherubic friend
272
00:11:23,659 --> 00:11:26,462
"one more
273
00:11:26,562 --> 00:11:28,531
shot?"
274
00:11:28,631 --> 00:11:29,833
(laughs)
Holy crap,
275
00:11:29,833 --> 00:11:31,734
- you sound like a book.
- (laughs)
276
00:11:32,702 --> 00:11:34,104
Send.
277
00:11:34,204 --> 00:11:35,105
All right.
278
00:11:35,205 --> 00:11:36,239
Now we just wait and see, huh?
279
00:11:36,339 --> 00:11:37,507
(phone rings)
280
00:11:37,607 --> 00:11:39,442
Oh, sorry. (clears throat)
281
00:11:40,911 --> 00:11:42,212
Yes, hello?
282
00:11:42,312 --> 00:11:43,746
Frasier, you know that thing
you helped me with earlier?
283
00:11:43,847 --> 00:11:44,815
Well, it's escalated.
284
00:11:44,915 --> 00:11:46,382
Can you please
come by and help me?
285
00:11:46,382 --> 00:11:47,283
Yes, of course.
286
00:11:47,417 --> 00:11:48,551
I'll be right there. But, uh,
287
00:11:48,651 --> 00:11:50,453
don't talk to Alan
until I get there.
288
00:11:50,553 --> 00:11:51,855
Why would I talk...?
289
00:11:51,855 --> 00:11:54,590
I'm sorry, Moose,
I've got to go.
290
00:11:54,690 --> 00:11:57,293
Uh, there's been a little
emergency with a friend at work.
291
00:11:57,393 --> 00:11:59,162
Whoa, what if she texts back?
292
00:11:59,262 --> 00:12:00,596
I can't write like you can.
293
00:12:00,696 --> 00:12:01,664
I'll be back in 15 minutes.
294
00:12:01,764 --> 00:12:03,867
Well, take my phone,
just in case.
295
00:12:08,071 --> 00:12:10,240
Well...
296
00:12:10,340 --> 00:12:11,141
all right, sure.
297
00:12:11,274 --> 00:12:13,776
Uh, what-what's your passcode?
298
00:12:13,877 --> 00:12:15,278
It's my birthday.
299
00:12:15,411 --> 00:12:17,113
November 11th.
300
00:12:17,247 --> 00:12:21,617
So... one, one,
301
00:12:21,751 --> 00:12:23,820
one, one?
302
00:12:25,121 --> 00:12:26,756
You want me
to write it down for you?
303
00:12:26,756 --> 00:12:29,425
No, no, I've got it, thank you.
304
00:12:29,525 --> 00:12:30,693
Trust me, Moose,
305
00:12:30,793 --> 00:12:32,328
someone is going to triumph
306
00:12:32,462 --> 00:12:34,464
on this Valentine's Day.
(laughs)
307
00:12:39,669 --> 00:12:42,038
Frasier, he texted back.
308
00:12:42,138 --> 00:12:43,539
He wants to prove his case
over dinner tonight.
309
00:12:43,639 --> 00:12:46,409
Over dinner? On Valentine's Day?
310
00:12:46,509 --> 00:12:47,810
I know. It's serious.
311
00:12:47,911 --> 00:12:49,812
And my brain is screaming at me
312
00:12:49,946 --> 00:12:51,114
to end it, but...
313
00:12:51,114 --> 00:12:52,983
but sometimes
he can be really charming.
314
00:12:53,083 --> 00:12:54,050
Oh, this is ridiculous.
315
00:12:54,150 --> 00:12:55,118
You have to talk to him
right now.
316
00:12:55,218 --> 00:12:56,819
Okay. Um...
317
00:12:56,920 --> 00:12:59,455
- (phone beeps)
-"Can I call you?" Send.
318
00:12:59,555 --> 00:13:00,490
(phone whooshes)
319
00:13:00,590 --> 00:13:02,092
- (phone chimes)
- (Olivia sighs)
320
00:13:03,994 --> 00:13:05,761
(exhales)
321
00:13:06,629 --> 00:13:10,466
Uh, this text he sent you...
322
00:13:11,968 --> 00:13:13,336
...what was
so charming about it?
323
00:13:13,436 --> 00:13:15,738
It referenced Cupid's arrow.
324
00:13:15,838 --> 00:13:18,774
God, it was poetic and original.
325
00:13:18,774 --> 00:13:20,743
Hmm. Yes, it was.
326
00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:22,678
I mean, sounds like it was.
327
00:13:22,812 --> 00:13:25,481
I mean, most of the time,
we don't connect,
328
00:13:25,581 --> 00:13:27,017
but sometimes
329
00:13:27,117 --> 00:13:29,886
I sense a, a deeper side.
330
00:13:29,986 --> 00:13:32,355
Hmm. Well, perhaps
he's just overwhelmed by you
331
00:13:32,488 --> 00:13:33,890
and doesn't really know
332
00:13:34,024 --> 00:13:36,159
how to find
the right words to say.
333
00:13:36,159 --> 00:13:38,361
- (sighs)
- Has he texted you back?
334
00:13:38,461 --> 00:13:39,729
No, not--
335
00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:41,564
- (phone chimes)
- Oh, okay.
336
00:13:43,033 --> 00:13:44,935
"To hear your beautiful voice
337
00:13:45,035 --> 00:13:46,502
would silence mine."
338
00:13:46,502 --> 00:13:48,304
That is so sweet.
339
00:13:48,304 --> 00:13:50,673
And it directly addresses
what we were just talking about.
340
00:13:50,673 --> 00:13:52,575
Sounds like fate to me.
341
00:13:54,044 --> 00:13:55,745
But a fancy dinner?
342
00:13:56,846 --> 00:13:58,548
I'm just gonna tell him
that my mom had an emergency.
343
00:13:58,681 --> 00:14:00,150
No, no. People have
got to stop doing that,
344
00:14:00,250 --> 00:14:02,085
saying no to love
before it's even begun.
345
00:14:02,218 --> 00:14:03,253
You've got to give it
another chance.
346
00:14:03,353 --> 00:14:04,955
When would dinner be?
347
00:14:05,055 --> 00:14:06,222
I'll ask.
348
00:14:06,356 --> 00:14:08,458
- (phone beeps)
-"When..."
349
00:14:08,558 --> 00:14:09,425
(takes deep breath)
350
00:14:09,559 --> 00:14:10,693
"...would dinner be?"
351
00:14:10,793 --> 00:14:11,995
(phone whooshes)
352
00:14:11,995 --> 00:14:13,629
- (phone chimes)
- Oh, wow.
353
00:14:13,729 --> 00:14:15,598
He answered
almost before I hit send.
354
00:14:15,731 --> 00:14:16,933
But he didn't.
355
00:14:17,067 --> 00:14:18,969
That's a very
important distinction.
356
00:14:19,835 --> 00:14:22,005
"Jazz piano starts at 7:00.
357
00:14:22,105 --> 00:14:24,907
"'If music be the food of love,
358
00:14:25,008 --> 00:14:26,676
play on.'"
359
00:14:26,676 --> 00:14:28,278
As You Like It.
360
00:14:28,411 --> 00:14:30,580
Mm, Twelfth Night.
361
00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:32,482
Is it slightly misquoted?
362
00:14:32,582 --> 00:14:34,750
(chuckles)
No.
363
00:14:37,887 --> 00:14:39,089
(laughs)
364
00:14:39,189 --> 00:14:41,091
I really love
that he's making an effort,
365
00:14:41,224 --> 00:14:43,093
but now I feel like
I can't keep up.
366
00:14:43,226 --> 00:14:46,529
I-I-I cannot think
of anything clever to say.
367
00:14:46,529 --> 00:14:48,131
Frasier...
368
00:14:49,799 --> 00:14:51,301
...would you be my Cyrano?
369
00:14:51,434 --> 00:14:54,004
Your Cyrano?
370
00:14:56,039 --> 00:14:57,173
Sure.
371
00:14:58,308 --> 00:15:01,978
Let's see if I can get inside
this texter's mind.
372
00:15:03,146 --> 00:15:04,847
(phone beeps)
373
00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:07,483
"I confess you surprise me,
374
00:15:07,617 --> 00:15:09,252
"in the figure of a lion,
375
00:15:09,252 --> 00:15:11,487
the feats of a lamb."
376
00:15:11,621 --> 00:15:13,189
- (phone beeps)
- You see, uh,
377
00:15:13,289 --> 00:15:14,991
answering Twelfth Night
with Much Ado About Nothing.
378
00:15:15,125 --> 00:15:17,160
- I love it. I love it!
- (phone whooshes)
379
00:15:17,260 --> 00:15:19,629
Ooh, I wonder how
he's going to respond.
380
00:15:19,729 --> 00:15:21,397
Well...
381
00:15:21,397 --> 00:15:24,100
we'll just have to wait
to find out
382
00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:26,402
if he's not out of Shakespeare.
383
00:15:26,502 --> 00:15:28,071
Hmm?
384
00:15:28,171 --> 00:15:31,074
Oh, my, this is
an interesting print.
385
00:15:33,776 --> 00:15:34,744
(phone chimes)
386
00:15:34,744 --> 00:15:36,112
Oh, here.
387
00:15:36,112 --> 00:15:37,180
Not that phone!
388
00:15:41,184 --> 00:15:43,486
"Halloo your name
to the reverberate hills,
389
00:15:43,586 --> 00:15:45,688
"and make the babbling gossip
of the air
390
00:15:45,788 --> 00:15:48,691
cry out 'Olivia.'"
391
00:15:49,692 --> 00:15:51,127
(laughs)
Isn't that something, huh?
392
00:15:51,127 --> 00:15:53,463
A Shakespeare text
with your name in it.
393
00:15:53,563 --> 00:15:56,032
(both laugh)
394
00:15:56,166 --> 00:15:58,601
Maybe it's worth
giving him another chance.
395
00:15:59,969 --> 00:16:02,438
Okay, I'll say yes to dinner.
396
00:16:02,438 --> 00:16:03,839
Wonderful.
397
00:16:03,939 --> 00:16:06,376
Oh, and, Olivia, I meant to ask,
398
00:16:06,476 --> 00:16:08,678
um, how do you feel about Alan
399
00:16:08,778 --> 00:16:10,180
these days?
400
00:16:11,047 --> 00:16:12,082
Same as always?
401
00:16:13,216 --> 00:16:14,650
Same as always.
402
00:16:19,422 --> 00:16:22,458
ALAN:
I am here to teach.
403
00:16:23,626 --> 00:16:24,960
You...
404
00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:28,131
are here to learn.
405
00:16:28,231 --> 00:16:29,499
Hmm?
406
00:16:31,534 --> 00:16:33,403
And yet
407
00:16:33,503 --> 00:16:38,141
this hallowed institution...
408
00:16:41,244 --> 00:16:44,547
...is a prison.
409
00:16:46,716 --> 00:16:49,519
It's keeping you and you and you
410
00:16:49,619 --> 00:16:52,755
walled off from two infinites.
411
00:16:52,855 --> 00:16:54,224
The infinite
412
00:16:54,324 --> 00:16:56,492
of what's out there
413
00:16:56,592 --> 00:16:59,562
and the infinite
414
00:16:59,662 --> 00:17:01,664
of what's in here.
415
00:17:02,865 --> 00:17:05,268
Break off your shackles.
416
00:17:07,770 --> 00:17:09,105
I implore you.
417
00:17:11,307 --> 00:17:14,577
Of course, this gift of clarity
418
00:17:14,677 --> 00:17:16,011
was given to me
419
00:17:16,112 --> 00:17:20,216
cloaked in
the ornaments of misfortune.
420
00:17:20,316 --> 00:17:23,119
Oh, no. Are you dying?
421
00:17:24,954 --> 00:17:26,322
Nay.
422
00:17:28,758 --> 00:17:30,760
I'm living.
423
00:17:35,598 --> 00:17:36,732
Alan, good news.
424
00:17:36,732 --> 00:17:38,268
I was wrong about Olivia.
425
00:17:38,401 --> 00:17:39,735
You're not getting canned.
426
00:17:39,835 --> 00:17:40,603
Congratulations.
427
00:17:40,736 --> 00:17:42,138
What?
428
00:17:50,913 --> 00:17:54,250
Uh, okay, experiment time.
429
00:17:54,250 --> 00:17:56,486
Half of you are prisoners,
half of you are guards,
430
00:17:56,586 --> 00:17:58,654
and I'll see you in four days.
431
00:18:02,958 --> 00:18:04,260
Ah, Moose.
432
00:18:04,360 --> 00:18:05,495
FREDDY:
Howdy, Slim.
433
00:18:05,628 --> 00:18:06,662
What's your poison?
434
00:18:09,632 --> 00:18:11,634
All right,
what the hell's happening?
435
00:18:11,734 --> 00:18:13,436
- Freddy's helping me out
tonight. - Yeah.
436
00:18:13,436 --> 00:18:16,105
He's also trying out
different bartending personas.
437
00:18:16,206 --> 00:18:17,072
(Irish accent):
Right you are.
438
00:18:17,173 --> 00:18:18,674
Care for
a drop of the hard stuff
439
00:18:18,774 --> 00:18:20,310
to wet your whistle
there, laddie?
440
00:18:22,011 --> 00:18:23,213
So far, none have worked.
441
00:18:24,580 --> 00:18:26,516
Well, I'm glad to see
that summer at theater camp
442
00:18:26,616 --> 00:18:27,717
came in handy, son.
443
00:18:28,851 --> 00:18:31,987
Moose. Moose, good news.
444
00:18:32,121 --> 00:18:34,657
Your date accepted.
She will be joining you
445
00:18:34,790 --> 00:18:37,327
for dinner, and she was very
impressed with your texts.
446
00:18:37,460 --> 00:18:39,829
That's awesome.
447
00:18:41,464 --> 00:18:43,199
I can't keep this up, though.
448
00:18:44,133 --> 00:18:45,268
Do you think
you could come to dinner
449
00:18:45,368 --> 00:18:46,836
and just be nearby
in case I need some help?
450
00:18:46,936 --> 00:18:48,304
(sighs)
451
00:18:48,404 --> 00:18:50,440
Might get a little complicated.
452
00:18:50,440 --> 00:18:51,607
You're right, it's too much.
I'll just cancel.
453
00:18:51,707 --> 00:18:53,042
No, no, no.
454
00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:54,444
No, you cannot give up on love
455
00:18:54,444 --> 00:18:56,946
just because it requires
a little bit of effort.
456
00:18:56,946 --> 00:18:58,180
I will not allow it.
457
00:18:58,281 --> 00:19:00,483
Love will triumph
this evening, hmm?
458
00:19:00,483 --> 00:19:02,518
- All right. Thanks, Doc.
- Great.
459
00:19:02,618 --> 00:19:04,520
I got to warn you,
though, my date,
460
00:19:04,654 --> 00:19:06,856
it's with Olivia.
461
00:19:06,956 --> 00:19:09,425
Olivia?
462
00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:12,562
Be still.
463
00:19:12,695 --> 00:19:13,596
(Moose chuckles)
464
00:19:14,664 --> 00:19:16,499
All right, last call!
465
00:19:16,499 --> 00:19:18,234
- Huh?
- What? - It's 4:30.
466
00:19:18,334 --> 00:19:19,702
You have to stop yelling that.
467
00:19:25,675 --> 00:19:27,910
- Oh. Hey there.
- Hello.
468
00:19:28,010 --> 00:19:29,912
- Waiting on a date?
- Uh, no.
469
00:19:30,012 --> 00:19:31,547
Sadly, my date canceled.
470
00:19:31,647 --> 00:19:34,284
I'm actually here for support
for a couple of friends
471
00:19:34,384 --> 00:19:36,586
who are hoping to find
a connection.
472
00:19:36,719 --> 00:19:38,354
Oh, wow, that sounds
473
00:19:38,354 --> 00:19:40,590
- like a nightmare.
- Sweet, I know. Oh.
474
00:19:40,690 --> 00:19:42,057
Well... Or-or sweet.
475
00:19:42,157 --> 00:19:43,359
(both laugh)
476
00:19:43,359 --> 00:19:44,760
No, you know, sometimes
I think love,
477
00:19:44,860 --> 00:19:47,597
in the early stages,
needs a, a little push.
478
00:19:47,730 --> 00:19:49,465
Hmm. Does it, though?
479
00:19:49,565 --> 00:19:53,336
I mean, in my experience,
either the connection is there
480
00:19:53,436 --> 00:19:54,537
or it isn't, you know?
481
00:19:54,637 --> 00:19:57,039
Uh, if it ain't easy,
it ain't worth it.
482
00:19:57,139 --> 00:19:59,575
And why is that the prevailing
wisdom about love these days?
483
00:19:59,675 --> 00:20:03,579
I mean, honestly, I, I think
love is worth the effort.
484
00:20:03,713 --> 00:20:07,617
I guess I'm just determined
to keep fighting for love.
485
00:20:07,750 --> 00:20:09,685
- Mm.
- I'm a bit of a Rodolfo.
486
00:20:09,785 --> 00:20:11,454
- Yeah.
- La Bohème.
487
00:20:11,587 --> 00:20:12,422
Well, let's just hope
you find a Mimi
488
00:20:12,522 --> 00:20:14,189
with a better immune system.
489
00:20:14,189 --> 00:20:16,926
(chuckles)
You like opera?
490
00:20:17,026 --> 00:20:18,294
I sure don't.
491
00:20:19,295 --> 00:20:20,229
But I worked the bar
at the opera,
492
00:20:20,330 --> 00:20:22,064
and sometimes that stuff just
493
00:20:22,064 --> 00:20:24,500
jimmies and burrows its way in.
You know?
494
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:26,969
I'm Frasier Crane.
495
00:20:27,102 --> 00:20:28,838
I know. I've seen your show.
I'm Holly.
496
00:20:28,938 --> 00:20:31,574
- Holly. Yes, I've seen
your name tag. - Yeah.
497
00:20:31,574 --> 00:20:33,409
- Eyes up here, pal.
- Yes, okay, sorry.
498
00:20:33,409 --> 00:20:36,446
I'm just kidding.
I'm kidding.
499
00:20:36,546 --> 00:20:38,881
You know,
if-if you're not tending bar
500
00:20:38,881 --> 00:20:40,383
at Don Giovanni next week,
maybe...
501
00:20:40,383 --> 00:20:42,217
I-I'm sorry,
I'm seeing someone right now.
502
00:20:42,318 --> 00:20:44,620
Oh. Too bad.
503
00:20:44,754 --> 00:20:46,088
Yeah.
504
00:20:46,088 --> 00:20:48,491
- Now you've got me
rooting against love. - Oh...
505
00:20:48,591 --> 00:20:49,459
OLIVIA:
Frasier.
506
00:20:50,493 --> 00:20:52,094
(sighs deeply)
I was hoping that I would find
507
00:20:52,094 --> 00:20:53,128
you and your date here.
508
00:20:53,228 --> 00:20:54,397
Uh, she canceled.
509
00:20:54,397 --> 00:20:58,300
Amazing! For me,
not for you. Sorry.
510
00:20:58,434 --> 00:20:59,969
I'm still worried that
this is a bad idea.
511
00:21:00,102 --> 00:21:01,971
No, no, no, no,
give it a chance.
512
00:21:02,071 --> 00:21:03,439
I mean, look for ways
that you do connect.
513
00:21:03,439 --> 00:21:05,641
Um, you know, try talking
about something
514
00:21:05,741 --> 00:21:07,810
that doesn't usually
interest you.
515
00:21:07,943 --> 00:21:09,745
Okay.
516
00:21:09,745 --> 00:21:11,681
I'll try, I'll try.
517
00:21:11,781 --> 00:21:13,383
Uh, but can you,
can you please stay?
518
00:21:13,483 --> 00:21:15,685
Please. I don't think I can
do this without you. Please.
519
00:21:15,785 --> 00:21:17,620
Well, all right, sure, sure.
520
00:21:17,620 --> 00:21:19,321
Why not? I'd be glad to.
521
00:21:19,422 --> 00:21:21,357
Okay, thank you,
thank you so much.
522
00:21:21,491 --> 00:21:23,493
I should probably
also come clean about
523
00:21:23,593 --> 00:21:26,762
who my date is, 'cause you're
about to find out it's...
524
00:21:26,862 --> 00:21:27,763
it's Moose.
525
00:21:27,763 --> 00:21:30,332
Moose?
526
00:21:30,466 --> 00:21:31,901
Be still.
527
00:21:32,968 --> 00:21:34,637
I'll just make myself scarce.
528
00:21:36,806 --> 00:21:39,875
- So, is that the friend
you're helping? - Yes.
529
00:21:40,009 --> 00:21:43,546
Actually, I... I'm helping
both of them.
530
00:21:43,679 --> 00:21:45,548
But they don't know that.
531
00:21:47,650 --> 00:21:50,520
You know what, I should be able
to pull this off anyway.
532
00:21:50,620 --> 00:21:52,888
- I have complete faith in you.
- (chuckles)
533
00:21:53,022 --> 00:21:57,560
(sighs)
So, I-I loved all of those Shakespeare quotes.
534
00:21:57,693 --> 00:21:59,161
What are some of
your other favorites?
535
00:21:59,161 --> 00:22:03,399
Hmm, what are some of my other
favorite Shakespeare quotes?
536
00:22:04,734 --> 00:22:05,835
Hmm.
537
00:22:05,835 --> 00:22:09,004
"Doubt the stars are fire,
538
00:22:09,104 --> 00:22:11,240
"Doubt the sun doth move,
539
00:22:11,373 --> 00:22:15,077
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love."
540
00:22:19,081 --> 00:22:20,215
Love.
541
00:22:21,484 --> 00:22:23,653
(chuckles)
I'm so sorry.
542
00:22:23,653 --> 00:22:26,589
You're, you're probably
all Shakespeared out.
543
00:22:26,689 --> 00:22:28,257
What-what do you want
to talk about?
544
00:22:28,357 --> 00:22:29,892
You're not into sports, right?
545
00:22:29,992 --> 00:22:32,528
I...
546
00:22:32,628 --> 00:22:34,530
- ...love sports.
- Yeah?
547
00:22:34,630 --> 00:22:37,700
Yeah, I like the Red Sox.
548
00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:39,401
- I like the Red Sox.
- What do you think
549
00:22:39,535 --> 00:22:41,403
of their moves in the bullpen
during the offseason?
550
00:22:41,504 --> 00:22:45,207
Ooh, what do I think?
551
00:22:47,510 --> 00:22:49,344
Quick, tell me about
the Red Sox bullpen.
552
00:22:49,344 --> 00:22:51,681
Um, Casey's trash.
553
00:22:51,781 --> 00:22:54,517
No, no, Orlando's the one
who's killing us.
554
00:22:54,617 --> 00:22:55,918
I mean, a plus-five ERA
last year
555
00:22:56,018 --> 00:22:57,487
with runners
in scoring position.
556
00:22:57,587 --> 00:22:58,854
That guy blew ten saves
last year,
557
00:22:58,854 --> 00:23:01,190
all of 'em in the ninth.
I could murder him.
558
00:23:02,625 --> 00:23:06,061
Uh, Casey, Orlando, uh,
559
00:23:06,161 --> 00:23:07,897
five scorings...
560
00:23:07,897 --> 00:23:09,565
Uh, baseball?
561
00:23:11,467 --> 00:23:14,136
Casey and Orlando.
Am I right?
562
00:23:14,269 --> 00:23:16,438
(laughs)
You're so right.
563
00:23:16,539 --> 00:23:18,808
- They're both terrible.
- Terrible.
564
00:23:18,908 --> 00:23:20,710
Who's your favorite Celtic?
565
00:23:20,710 --> 00:23:22,277
My favorite Celtic?
566
00:23:22,377 --> 00:23:23,779
Who's your favorite Celtic?
567
00:23:23,879 --> 00:23:26,616
- I'm trying to drink here.
- I-I'm sorry.
568
00:23:28,684 --> 00:23:30,686
Change the subject,
get off of sports,
569
00:23:30,820 --> 00:23:32,387
ask him about himself.
570
00:23:32,488 --> 00:23:35,390
OLIVIA:
You know, it's so hard to choose.
571
00:23:35,491 --> 00:23:36,559
What do you do
in your spare time?
572
00:23:36,659 --> 00:23:40,530
Hmm. What do I do
in my spare time?
573
00:23:41,664 --> 00:23:45,000
- How the hell should I know?
- How the hell should I know?
574
00:23:46,636 --> 00:23:50,940
No, no, you read, you like art.
Pick something.
575
00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:53,643
I like art.
576
00:23:53,743 --> 00:23:55,110
Oh. Who's your favorite painter?
577
00:23:55,110 --> 00:23:56,946
Oh, my cousin Kevin.
578
00:23:57,046 --> 00:23:58,748
He can do a whole fence
in like two days.
579
00:24:00,816 --> 00:24:03,485
That was a joke. Laugh.
580
00:24:03,485 --> 00:24:05,187
I don't think it was.
581
00:24:08,057 --> 00:24:10,960
- Tell her that was a joke.
- But it wasn't.
582
00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:13,095
Would you pick a freakin' spot?!
583
00:24:13,195 --> 00:24:15,765
- I'm so sorry.
- You know, a guy comes into a fancy restaurant
584
00:24:15,865 --> 00:24:19,134
all alone on Valentine's Day,
high as a kite,
585
00:24:19,234 --> 00:24:22,572
he expects to have
a nice, quiet evening.
586
00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:26,508
- Dr. Crane?
- Oh...
587
00:24:26,609 --> 00:24:29,211
What are you do...?
(laughs)
588
00:24:29,311 --> 00:24:31,881
Um, you should know
that Moose and I are
589
00:24:31,981 --> 00:24:33,315
out on a date together.
590
00:24:33,315 --> 00:24:36,986
Well, isn't that something?
591
00:24:36,986 --> 00:24:39,889
Moose and Olivia?
592
00:24:39,989 --> 00:24:42,391
- (laughter)
- Be still.
593
00:24:43,893 --> 00:24:46,929
You know, I had a feeling
about you two. (laughs)
594
00:24:47,029 --> 00:24:49,665
Yes, and I couldn't be
happier for you.
595
00:24:49,665 --> 00:24:51,533
You know what, fumbling through
the early stages of love
596
00:24:51,533 --> 00:24:53,769
can be, be quite challenging
sometimes,
597
00:24:53,869 --> 00:24:57,539
but you, you two, hang in there.
598
00:24:57,640 --> 00:24:59,809
- Do it for all of us.
- (phone chimes)
599
00:24:59,909 --> 00:25:04,647
Um, someone named Carol
can come after all.
600
00:25:07,082 --> 00:25:10,085
Oh, uh, do you think
I could still get a table?
601
00:25:10,185 --> 00:25:11,453
No. Fully booked.
602
00:25:11,553 --> 00:25:13,188
(sighs)
603
00:25:14,156 --> 00:25:17,793
Then again, if you're trying
this hard to force love,
604
00:25:17,927 --> 00:25:19,061
is it really worth the effort?
605
00:25:19,061 --> 00:25:21,096
I mean, shouldn't love be easy?
606
00:25:21,196 --> 00:25:23,265
Fantastic 180.
607
00:25:23,365 --> 00:25:26,235
- Thank you.
It's not my first backpedal. - Yeah.
608
00:25:26,235 --> 00:25:29,438
I-I do like you, Moose,
609
00:25:29,538 --> 00:25:32,942
but I-I just...
610
00:25:33,042 --> 00:25:35,611
It was so much pressure to think
of anything to say to you.
611
00:25:35,711 --> 00:25:38,513
Maybe we should be friends?
612
00:25:38,614 --> 00:25:40,282
Yeah.
613
00:25:40,382 --> 00:25:41,717
While we're here, though,
614
00:25:41,817 --> 00:25:43,252
we should get something
to eat, right?
615
00:25:43,252 --> 00:25:46,221
Oh, yeah, I hear that
the lobster here is amazing.
616
00:25:46,321 --> 00:25:48,257
No, you know, one thing--
617
00:25:48,257 --> 00:25:49,558
friends should never eat
618
00:25:49,659 --> 00:25:51,093
in a romantic restaurant
together.
619
00:25:51,193 --> 00:25:52,494
I mean,, it'll destroy
the friendship.
620
00:25:52,628 --> 00:25:54,096
- Whoo! Frasier!
- Off you go.
621
00:25:54,196 --> 00:25:55,931
Oh, my God.
622
00:25:56,031 --> 00:25:57,332
Take care, all right?
623
00:25:57,466 --> 00:25:59,101
Yes, lovely, lovely.
624
00:25:59,201 --> 00:26:01,671
Happy--
Happy Valentine's Day.
625
00:26:12,014 --> 00:26:14,950
Nobody talks to a queen
that way. Nobody.
626
00:26:14,950 --> 00:26:17,186
- (crying): I am a queen.
- Yeah.
627
00:26:17,286 --> 00:26:18,153
Thank you.
628
00:26:18,253 --> 00:26:19,188
You're welcome.
629
00:26:19,288 --> 00:26:20,389
All right, have a good night.
630
00:26:20,489 --> 00:26:24,193
Well, it's official,
I am a great bartender.
631
00:26:24,326 --> 00:26:26,061
All of these were wrong.
632
00:26:28,597 --> 00:26:30,866
But it was still a lot of fun
working with you tonight.
633
00:26:30,966 --> 00:26:32,567
It didn't feel like work.
It was easy.
634
00:26:32,668 --> 00:26:34,436
ALAN:
Freddy?
635
00:26:34,536 --> 00:26:36,205
- Yeah?
- Do you work here now?
636
00:26:36,338 --> 00:26:38,640
Oh, no, I'm just doing
a little favor for Eve.
637
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:40,109
Uh, sorry, no, my fault.
638
00:26:40,209 --> 00:26:41,877
I don't actually care.
639
00:26:44,914 --> 00:26:47,116
I'm just so sorry
that I almost canceled.
640
00:26:47,216 --> 00:26:48,483
Oh, please.
641
00:26:48,483 --> 00:26:50,385
It's a minor speed bump.
642
00:26:50,485 --> 00:26:53,388
Only a fool would pass up
the potential for love
643
00:26:53,488 --> 00:26:54,857
at the first sign of trouble.
644
00:26:54,957 --> 00:26:56,692
You have to put in the effort.
645
00:26:56,792 --> 00:26:57,827
That's right.
(chuckles)
646
00:26:59,461 --> 00:27:02,397
So tell me,
do you have any kids?
647
00:27:02,531 --> 00:27:05,467
I have a son, Frederick.
648
00:27:05,467 --> 00:27:07,302
Very proud of the man
he's become.
649
00:27:07,402 --> 00:27:08,670
What about you? Any kids?
650
00:27:08,771 --> 00:27:10,272
Mm, eight.
651
00:27:12,742 --> 00:27:16,111
- Wow. Eight kids.
- Yep.
652
00:27:16,211 --> 00:27:17,947
They're my babies.
653
00:27:20,415 --> 00:27:22,718
- Oh.
- (sighs)
654
00:27:22,818 --> 00:27:25,320
Aw.
(giggles)
655
00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:28,924
These are pictures of snakes.
656
00:27:32,494 --> 00:27:35,264
Morty's my oldest.
657
00:27:35,364 --> 00:27:37,666
- Oh, such a teenager.
- Mm-hmm.
658
00:27:37,666 --> 00:27:39,301
I still remember
his first shedding.
659
00:27:39,401 --> 00:27:41,070
- It was autumn.
- Oh, gosh.
660
00:27:41,203 --> 00:27:43,072
- A chill rolling in
from the east. - Oh, that's my Aunt Sadie.
661
00:27:43,205 --> 00:27:45,340
I'm so sorry...
662
00:27:45,340 --> 00:27:49,511
She's stabbed herself with
her father's seppuku knife.
663
00:27:49,611 --> 00:27:52,915
Hmm. Madame Butterfly.
664
00:27:53,015 --> 00:27:54,483
Nice.
665
00:27:54,583 --> 00:27:55,851
Uh, I'm so sorry about this.
666
00:27:55,851 --> 00:27:57,419
I really do have to go
and help her.
667
00:27:57,519 --> 00:28:01,791
Uh, it was,
it was nice meeting you.
668
00:28:02,524 --> 00:28:04,159
Happy Valentine's Day.
669
00:28:11,566 --> 00:28:13,302
("Tossed Salads
and Scrambled Eggs" playing)
670
00:28:13,402 --> 00:28:15,304
FRASIER:
Y'all know how this goes.
671
00:28:16,271 --> 00:28:18,740
♪ Hey, baby,
I hear the blues a-callin' ♪
672
00:28:18,740 --> 00:28:21,811
♪ Tossed salads
and scrambled eggs ♪
673
00:28:23,979 --> 00:28:26,415
♪ And maybe I seem
a bit confused ♪
674
00:28:26,515 --> 00:28:28,617
Yeah, maybe.
But I got you pegged.
675
00:28:28,717 --> 00:28:31,020
(chuckles)
676
00:28:31,120 --> 00:28:33,422
♪ But I don't know what to do ♪
677
00:28:33,422 --> 00:28:37,326
♪ With those tossed salads
and scrambled eggs ♪
678
00:28:38,961 --> 00:28:41,296
♪ Life's callin' again. ♪
679
00:28:44,133 --> 00:28:46,869
Happy Valentine's Day,
everybody!
680
00:28:50,005 --> 00:28:53,108
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