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♪ SOMETIMES SOME CRIMES ♪

♪ GO SLIPPIN' THROUGH THE CRACKS ♪

♪ BUT THESE TWO GUMSHOES ♪

♪ ARE PICKIN' UP THE SLACK ♪

♪ THERE'S NO CASE TOO BIG ♪

♪ NO CASE TOO SMALL ♪

♪ WHEN YOU NEED HELP, JUST CALL ♪

♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪

♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪

♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪

♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪

♪ NO, NO, IT NEVER FAILS ♪

♪ ONCE THEY'RE INVOLVED ♪

♪ SOMEHOW WHATEVER'S WRONG GETS SOLVED ♪

♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪

♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪

♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪

♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪

♪ NO, NO, IT NEVER FAILS ♪

♪ THEY'LL TAKE THE CLUES ♪

♪ AND FIND THE WHERES AND WHYS AND WHOS ♪

♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪

♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪

♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪

♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪

♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪

THEY LAUGHED AT ME AT THE INVENTION CONVENTION,

CALLED ME MAD.

ME, MAD? HA!

A LITTLE ANGRY MAYBE, BUT NOT MAD.

BUT I'LL SHOW THEM ALL FOR I'VE DISCOVERED THE SECRET

OF USING ELECTRICITY TO ANIMATE LIFELESS SPUDS

INTO BAKED POTATOES.

ALL MY HALF-BAKED SUCCESSES ARE BEHIND ME.

MY NEW SCHEME IS COMPLETELY BAKED.

WHEN I INSERT THIS PLUG,

MY INTERSTATE ELECTRICAL HOOKUP

WILL INSTANTLY BAKE ALL THE POTATOES IN IDAHO.

THIS WILL PROVE TO THOSE

DISBELIEVING DITZOS

THAT MY INVENTION WORKS.

I'LL BECOME THE PICASSO OF POTATOES,

THE SVENGALI OF SPUDS,

OR, DARE I SAY IT, MR. POTATO HEAD.

HUH? I DON'T GET IT.

I'M TOTALLY IN THE DARK.

SINISTER FORCES ARE AT WORK HERE.

NOW WHAT? MORE JUNK MAIL?

"DUE TO YOUR NOT PAYING THE ELECTRIC BILL,

"WE'VE CUT OFF YOUR POWER.

"HAVE A NICE DAY,

THE POWER COMPANY."

THE SMALL-MINDED FOOLS ARE STANDING IN THE PATH OF WEIRD SCIENCE.

BUT THEY CAN'T. THEY WON'T!

NOT EVEN THE POWER COMPANY

CAN PULL THE PLUG ON MY POTATO PLOY.

DALE, THIS IS THE SILLIEST THING YOU'VE DONE YET.

CALL ME THE GREAT DALEDINI, AND OBSERVE.

[SNORES]

YOU ARE GETTING SLEEPY,

VERY SLEEPY.

[YAWNS]

SEE THAT? SHE'S STARTING TO FEEL SLEEPY.

THIS HYPNOSIS STUFF REALLY WORKS.

DID YOU SAY SOMETHING, DALE?

I'M WEARING THESE EARPLUGS

SO THE DECIBEL LEVEL OF THE ENGINE WON'T HURT MY EARS.

HA HA HA HA HA...

I AM THE GREAT DALEDINI.

YOU ARE GETTING SLEEPY.

VERY SLEEPY.

YOU ARE GETTING SLEEPY, AREN'T YOU?

NO, BUT I'M GETTIN' HUNGRY.

IT AIN'T CAMEMBERT, BUT IT'LL TIDE ME OVER.

WHAT ARE YOU DOIN', MONTY?

YEARS AGO, BACK IN TIMBUKTHREE,

I HAD ME A DOUBLE CHEESE LIMBURGER.

WITH ALL THE TRIMMIN'S.

TASTY ALL RIGHT, BUT A PESKY WEDGE

GOT STUCK IN ME BICUSPIDS.

TRY AS I MIGHT, I COULDN'T SHAKE THE LITTLE BUGGER FREE.

SUDDENLY, I LOOKED OVER,

AND THERE SHE WAS LYIN' ON THE GROUND.

WHO?

WHY, ME LUCKY TOOTHPICK, O'COURSE.

MADE OUTTA PETRIFIED ROSEWOOD,

AND GUARANTEED TO FREE ANY MORSELS

STUCK IN YOUR CHOPPERS

FASTER THAN A HOT KNIFE

PLOWIN' THROUGH CREAM CHEESE.

NOW... IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, DALEDINI.

I'M OFF TO RAID ME FAVORITE MOUSE TRAPS.

ISN'T IT KINDA EARLY FOR BREAKFAST?

IT'S LIKE THE MAN SAID...

THE EARLY MOUSE CATCHES THE CHEESE.

AH... ME HOME AWAY FROM HOME.

GOT THE BEST FRUIT STAND IN THE CITY.

THE FRUIT'S ALWAYS FRESH, AND SO IS THE...

CHEE-YEE-YEE-YEE YEE-YEE-YEE-EESE!

NICE HORS D'OEUVRES,

BUT I'M READY FOR THE MAIN COURSE.

[SNIFFS]

DEFINITELY SWISS.

SMELLS LIKE A SEPTEMBER VINTAGE.

NOW, NOW, COME ON, PALLIES,

SHARE AND SHARE ALIKE, I ALWAYS SAY.

THERE'S PLENTY HERE FOR TWO OR EVEN, UH... THREE.

THAT'S THE SPIRIT.

NOW, LET'S... WHAT?

DR. PHONY, MY CAT FRISKY

HAS BEEN LETHARGIC ALL DAY.

WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO, DALE?

IT'S A RADIO PHONE-IN SHOW.

DR. PHONY BONES, RADIO PSYCHOLOGIST.

(LAUGHING)

I BET MONTY WOULDN'T MIND

HEARING ABOUT ALL THESE DEPRESSED CATS.

COME TO THINK OF IT, WHERE IS MONTY?

DON'T KNOW. HE WENT OUT LOOKING FOR CHEESE THIS MORNING.

BUT IT'S BEEN HOURS,

AND IT'S NOT LIKE MONTY NOT TO CHECK IN.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

THAT'S PROBABLY MONTY NOW.

HI. CAN I HELP YOU?

[HONK HONK]

FUNNY. NOW WHAT DO YOU WANT?

MOUSO, WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE?

[KISSES]

[WHISTLES]

KINDA BASHFUL, ISN'T HE?

NO, SILLY. MOUSO IS HEARING-IMPAIRED AND MUTE.

SO, WHAT'S WRONG?

YOU WERE EATING WITH SOME FRIENDS...

WHAT WERE YOU EATING?

PANCAKES? DONUTS?

IT DOESN'T MATTER, NITWIT.

SUDDENLY, THE OTHER MICE STOPPED EATING

AND WALKED AWAY LIKE ZOMBIES.

GEE, THIS IS MORE FUN THAN CHARADES.

YOU WENT FOR HELP, BUT THERE WERE NO OTHER MICE AROUND.

I'M THE FIRST MOUSE YOU'VE SEEN ALL DAY.

[HONK HONK]

NO WONDER THOSE CATS ON THE PHONY BONES SHOW WERE SO DEPRESSED.

HMM. THIS IS STRANGE.

WHY WOULD ALL THE OTHER MICE JUST WALK OFF THIS MORNING??

WHAT WAS I DOING?

I KNOW. I WAS WORKING ON THE ENGINE

AND I HAD EARPLUGS IN.

AHA. AHA.

SO, IT'S SAFE TO ASSUME

THAT WHATEVER MADE THE MICE DISAPPEAR

HAS TO DO WITH SOME SOUND.

AND MOUSO WASN'T AFFECTED BECAUSE HE COULDN'T HEAR IT.

AND I KNOW WHAT KINDA SOUND.

SO TELL US, SMARTY PANTS, WHAT KINDA SOUND?

SOUNDS LIKE A JOB FOR THE RESCUE RANGERS.

WE'RE HERE, MY LITTLE FURBALLS OF ENERGY.

HA HA HA HA.

TWO ROBBERIES OF DOWNTOWN WAREHOUSES

IN THE LAST SIX DAYS.

WHAT'D THEY GET,

STEREOS? DIAMONDS? COLOR TVs?

ARE YOU READY? POTATOES.

PO-TAY - TOES OR PO-TAH-TOES?

PO-TAY-TOES, PO-TAH-TOES,

TO-MAY-TOES, TO-MAH-TOES,

LET'S CALL THE WHOLE THING OFF.

IF ONLY WE KNEW WHERE MONTY WAS WHEN HE GOT LOST.

DID HE SAY ANYTHING TO YOU BEFORE HE LEFT?

NOPE. JUST THAT HE WAS GOING TO CHECK OUT HIS FAVORITE MOUSE TRAPS.

WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY THAT BEFORE, NUTHEAD?

MUST HAVE SLIPPED MY MIND.

A GOOD DETECTIVE NEVER LETS ANY DETAIL GET BY HIM.

HA HA HA HA. WELL, YOU JUST DID.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

WE PASSED HIS FAVORITE MOUSE TRAPS A BLOCK AGO.

MONTY COULDN'T HAVE BEEN HERE.

OR THIS CHEESE WOULD BE GONE!

LOOK!

A CLUE.

HERE, DALE. THIS IS A GOOD OPPORTUNITY

TO SEE IF YOU'VE GOT THE RIGHT STUFF.

HMM. IT'S MADE OF PETRIFIED ROSEWOOD,

AND IT'S ENGRAVED "M.J."

I GOT IT! BET IT BELONGS TO MOONWALK JACKSON.

I KNEW THIS CASE WAS GONNA BE A THRILLER.

WRONG, DALE. TRY AGAIN.

HMM, LET'S SEE. I'VE GOT IT.

M.J. STANDS FOR FAT CAT.

WHY WOULD FAT CAT ENGRAVE M.J. IN THE STICK?

WHEN HIS INITIALS ARE F.C.?

SIMPLE. TO THROW US OFF.

THINK REAL HARD, DALE.

WHO DO WE KNOW WHOSE INITIALS ARE M.J.?

HE'S BIG AND STRONG AND MISSING.

GIVE ME THAT! DOES THE NAME MONTEREY JACK RING A BELL?

I GOT IT. THAT'S MONTEREY JACK'S LUCKY TOOTHPICK.

I'M PROUD OF YOU. YOU FIGURED THAT OUT ALL BY YOURSELF.

SURE DID. COURSE, IT DIDN'T HURT

THAT MONTY SHOWED IT TO ME THIS MORNING.

I GIVE UP.

YOU'RE RIGHT, ZIPPER.

MONTY WOULD NEVER

LEAVE HIS LUCKY TOOTHPICK BEHIND ON PURPOSE.

SO WE KNOW FOR SURE THAT

WHATEVER TOOK THE OTHER MICE TOOK HIM, TOO.

BUT WHERE'D THEY GET TAKEN TO?

DON'T KNOW.

IF ONLY WE COULD FIND SOMEONE WHO WITNESSED THE CRIME.

YEAH! THEN I COULD HYPNOTIZE 'EM, AND MAKE 'EM SPILL THE BEANS.

THE GREAT DALEDINI SEES ALL AND KNOWS NOTHING.

YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, ACORN BRAIN.

NOW, LET'S LOOK FOR MORE CLUES.

WE SHOULD LOOK FOR MORE CLUES.

I'LL FIND SOME WITH THE INFRARED MAGNIFYING GLASS

I GOT IN MY LAST BOX OF PUFFY WUFFYS.

I FOUND SOMETHING,

A REAL SUSPICIOUS CHARACTER

WITH BEADY EYES AND A SHIFTY GRIN.

AND HE'S WEARING CHIP'S HAT.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO CHIP?

YOU'D BETTER TELL ME BEFORE I GET MAD!

CHIP, IT'S YOU!

WHO DO YOU THINK IT WAS, NUTS FOR BRAINS? YOU'RE THE...

OVER HERE! I THINK I FOUND SOMETHING!

THERE'S A CLUSTER OF MOUSE FOOTPRINTS

LEADING THAT WAY.

LOOK! THE FOOTPRINTS STOP HERE, AND THESE TIRE TRACKS BEGIN.

THIS CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING.

RIGHT. WHAT IS THAT ONE THING, CHIP?

THAT THE MICE WENT BY TRUCK. NOW DO YOU GET IT?

SURE, I GET IT. THE MICE BECAME TRUCK DRIVERS.

NO, YOU DIMWIT. THEY'VE BEEN MOUSENAPPED

COME ON!

INTO THE CAGES.

QUICKLY, NOW. CHOP, CHOP.

EVERYBODY WARM AND COMFY?

GOOD. THEN LET'S GET PHYSICAL.

TIME TO GO WALKIES.

OR SHOULD I SAY RUNNIES? HA HA HA HA HA!

IT SHOULD BE A PIECE OF CAKE

FOLLOWING THE TIRE TRACKS THROUGH THIS MUD.

SO WHAT DO WE DO NOW?

WE'LL SPLIT UP TO COVER MORE GROUND.

I'LL GO WITH GADGET.

DALE, YOU GO WITH ZIPPER.

NO WAY. I WANNA GO WITH GADGET.

[CHATTERING]

I CAN'T HEAR A WORD YOU GUYS ARE SAYING.

IT WAS BETTER WITH THE PLUGS IN.

HUH?

GADGET'S GONE!

GADGET'S GONE? GADGET'S GONE?

GADGET'S EARPLUGS. SHE MUST'VE TAKEN 'EM OUT.

HERE, DALE. HANG ONTO 'EM.

MONTY'S TOOTHPICK, GADGET'S EARPLUGS.

WHAT NEXT?

I FOUND HER FOOTPRINTS.

HUH? WHAT?

I SAID, I FOUND HER FOOTPRINTS!

W-WHAT'D YA SAY?

I SAID, I FOUND HER FOOTPRINTS.

WELL, I'M NOT CARRYIN' EM. I'M OUTTA POCKETS.

WITH ANY LUCK, THESE'LL LEAD US RIGHT TO THE MICE.

I JUST HOPE WE'RE NOT TOO LATE.

WELCOME, MY DEAR.

DO COME IN.

I HOPE YOU'LL FIND THE ACCOMMODATIONS SUITABLE.

THE MORE RODENTS, THE MORE POTENT, I ALWAYS SAY.

AH, YES. WE'RE DOING VERY NICELY.

WHY HAVEN'T I THOUGHT OF THIS BEFORE?

MOUSE POWER IS A PERFECT SOURCE OF ENERGY.

IT'S FREE, AND IT'S FOREVER.

UH-OH.

FIVE-MINUTE BREAK, YOU RUN-DOWN RODENTS.

WHAT'S NIMNUL UP TO, CHIP?

LOOKS LIKE HE'S MAKING ELECTRICAL JUICE,

AND HE'S USING MICE

FOR HIS OWN PERSONAL LEMONS.

YEAH, SO WHY'S HE'S GIVING 'EM A FIVE-MINUTE BREAK?

THE IMPORTANT THING RIGHT NOW

IS TO SET THE MICE FREE!

LOOK! I'LL BET THAT LEVER MAKES THE CAGES OPEN AND CLOSE.

WE'LL USE THIS RUBBER BAND AND A TRICK I PICKED UP FROM GADGET.

NOW ALL WE NEED'S A WAY TO DISTRACT NIMNUL.

LEAVE IT TO ME.

GET A LOAD O' ZIPPER.

WE'RE WORKING HARD AND HE'S BUSY MAKIN' FANCY POTATOES.

NO, HE'S NOT. LOOK!

AAH! A BAT!

MY NECK! MY NECK!

I NEED SOMETHING TO PROTECT MY NECK!

FROM BLOODSUCKING BATS!

WHOA! WHOA!

GOT IT! NOW PULL!

IT WON'T BUDGE!

WE'RE NOT HEAVY ENOUGH.

ZIPPER, WE NEED MORE WEIGHT.

WHOA! WHOA!

WE DID IT!

NUTS! THE MICE WON'T LEAVE THEIR CAGES

BECAUSE THEY'RE STILL HYPNOTIZED!

HYPNOTIZED, HUH?

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING, DALE?

WATCH AND FIND OUT.

THE GREAT DALEDINI NEVER REVEALS HIS SOURCES.

I AM THE GREAT DALEDINI.

EVERYTHING DALEDINI SAYS, YOU WILL HEAR

AND YOU WILL OBEY.

WE HEAR AND WE OBEY.

NOW, EVERYBODY FOLLOW ME.

YOU DIDN'T SAY "DALEDINI SAYS."

DALEDINI SAYS, EVERYBODY FOLLOW ME.

WE HEAR AND WE OBEY.

WE HEAR AND WE OBEY.

UH-OH, NIMNUL'S COMING BACK.

HA! JUST LET THAT BAT TRY AND SUCK THE LIFE OUT OF ME NOW.

COME ON, STEP BRAVELY.

NOT SO FAST.

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, THE MERRY MOUSE CLUB MUTINEERS?

I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU GOT OUT,

BUT BACK IN YOUR CAGES.

I AM THE GREAT DALEDINI. FOLLOW ME.

I SAID, BACK IN YOUR CAGES.

YOU ARE UNDER MY SPELL.

UNDER MY SPELL.

SPELL.

THERE.

JUST LET THOSE MEASLY MICE TRY AND GET FREE NOW.

AWWW, NUTS!

FIVE-MINUTE BREAK, YOU MISERABLE VERMIN.

DALE, WAKE UP. SNAP OUT OF IT!

TRY SNAPPING YOUR FINGERS.

GOOD IDEA, ZIPPER.

WHEN I SNAP MY FINGERS, DALEDINI SAYS WAKE UP.

CHIP, ZIPPER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN A CAGE?

YOU'RE IN THE CAGE, DALE.

LISTEN, WE'VE GOTTA WORK QUICK. AND WE NEED GADGET'S HELP!

STILL GOT HER EARPLUGS?

GOT 'EM.

GOOD. PUT HER EARPLUGS IN!

NOT IN YOUR EARS, HER EARS.

WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

THIS IS SO STRANGE.

I DREAMED I WAS THE FIRST MOUSE

TO WIN THE BOSTON MARATHON.

THAT WAS NO DREAM, GADGET.

MORE LIKE A NIGHTMARE.

NIMNUL'S GOT ALL YOU MICE RUNNING ON A TREADMILL.

HMM... IT WOULD APPEAR

THAT THE ELECTRICITY BEING GENERATED

BY THE MICE ON THE TREADMILL

IS BEING STORED IN THAT BIG METAL CONTAINER.

LISTEN, GADGET, WE GOTTA HURRY!

THE MICE ARE ONLY ON A FIVE-MINUTE BREAK.

FIVE-MINUTE BREAK? BUT WHY?

DOESN'T MATTER NOW.

WE NEED YOUR SCIENTIFIC KNOW-HOW TO GET THEM FREE

BEFORE NIMNUL GETS BACK.

OKAY... THE FIRST STEP IS TO DEACTIVATE

THAT HYPNOTIZER DEVICE.

HOW?

TRY SWITCHING THE RED POSITIVE POLE

WITH THE BLUE NEGATIVE POLE.

THAT SHOULD SHORT-CIRCUIT IT.

GOTCHA!

IS SHE GOOD OR WHAT?

YEAH... I THINK GADGET LEFT OUT A FEW DETAILS,

BUT AT LEAST THE MICE ARE SNAPPING OUT

OF THEIR TRANCES.

[MICE SQUEAKING]

NICE TO SEE YA, PALLIES, BUT

I CAN THINK OF HAPPIER PLACES FOR A REUNION.

WHAT NOW, GADGET? WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.

NIMNUL MUST HAVE A SYSTEMS GOVERNOR

ON THE ENERGY ACCUMULATOR.

UH, WHAT'S THAT MEAN, GADGET, LOVE... IN PLAIN ENGLISH?

SIMPLY PUT... IF TOO MUCH VOLTAGE IS STORED UP TOO FAST,

THERE COULD BE A CHANCE OF MELTDOWN.

MELTDOWN! HOORAY!

LET'S HEAR IT FOR MELTDOWN!

UH, DALE... MELTDOWN MEANS

WE COULD BE BLOWN TO SMITHEREENS.

MELTDOWN, BOO!

WE HATE MELTDOWN!

WELL, I FOR ONE THINK IT'S WORTH A SHOT.

MONTY'S RIGHT.

LET'S GO FOR IT!

WHAT WE'VE GOT TO DO IS GET ALL THE MICE TO RUN AS FAST AS THEY CAN.

PALLIES, LISTEN UP...

AT MY SIGNAL,

START RUNNING THE TREADMILLS

LIKE YOU'RE BEIN' CHASED BY A PACK OF RABID FELINES!

WHAT D'YA SAY?

[ANGRY SQUEAKING]

HAVE IT YOUR WAY, MATES.

WE'LL JUST STAY HERE

AND BE NIMNUL'S PERSONAL SLAVES FOR LIFE.

TIME TO REJOIN THE RAT RACE, YA ROTTEN RODENTS.

EVERYBODY... HUH?

H-H-H-HOW COULD THIS BE?

THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON A BREAK.

MY PIED PIPER DEVICE IS KAPUT.

SOMEONE'S SHORT-CIRCUITED THE VELVEETA DIODE.

FASTER! EVERYBODY SPEED IT UP!

SLOW DOWN! SLOW DOWN!

SPEED UP! SPEED UP!

IT'S WORKING!

STOP IT! YOU'LL RUIN EVERYTHING!

I HAVE TO SWITCH OFF THE ENERGY ACCUMULATOR.

OH, NO...

I HADN'T COUNTED ON HIS HAVING A SYSTEMS-OVERRIDE VALVE.

WE HAVE TO STOP HIM FROM TURNING IT.

WHAT IF WE JAMMED IT WITH SOMETHING...

LIKE A POTATO?

GOOD IDEA.

ZIPPER, IT'S UP TO YOU.

[WHISTLE BLOWING]

THE VALVE WON'T TURN.

SOMETHING'S STUCK IN THERE.

AAH! IT'S A POTATO.

I'M BEING SCAMMED BY A YAM!

RANGERS, I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT...

THERE'S GOOD NEWS AND THERE'S BAD NEWS.

THE GOOD NEWS IS

WE'VE REACHED THE FIRST STAGE OF MELTDOWN,

SO WE CAN STOP RUNNING.

AND WHAT'S THE BAD NEWS, GADGET, LOVE?

WE WON'T HAVE TIME TO GET OUT WITH OUR LIVES.

[GULP]

TRAPPED LIKE RATS.

CHIP, THERE'S STILL TIME FOR YOU AND ZIPPER TO SAVE YOURSELVES.

THAT'S RIGHT... MAKE A RUN FOR IT, PALLIES.

NO WAY... WE WOULD NEVER DESERT YOU GUYS.

WELL, RANGERS... WE HAD A GREAT CAREER.

YEAH... I SEE IT PASSING BEFORE MY EYES NOW.

MAYBE NOT. LET'S SEE IF ME OLD LUCKY TOOTHPICK

CAN PICK A LOCK AS WELL AS IT CAN PICK A TOOTH.

IF I SNAG THAT LEVER, WE'RE IN BUSINESS.

BINGO!

YAY! THEY DID IT!

YIPPEE! YAY! YAY!

THE MICE... DESERTING ME

LIKE RATS LEAVING A SINKING SHIP!

IT'S SO...

OH, MY GOSH!

WE'RE GOING INTO MELTDOWN!

WAIT! I'VE GOT AN IDEA!

PLEASE PASS THE POTATOES.

PASS THE POTATOES?

WE'RE GONNA MELT DOWN

AND YOU'RE ACTIN' LIKE IT'S THANKSGIVING DINNER.

LOOK... EITHER THE POTATOES

TAKE THE IMPACT OF THE EXPLOSION,

OR WE DO.

POTATO, DALE.

POTATO, CHIP.

POTATO, DALE.

POTATO, CHIP.

POTATO, DALE.

ONE POTATO, TWO POTATO, THREE POTATO, FOUR...

FIVE POTATO, SIX POTATO, SEVEN POTATO...

NO MORE.

LOOK! IT'S WORKING!

STILL, BETTER MAKE A RUN FOR IT... AND FAST!

YEAH, THE MOST RELAXIN' PART OF OUR BEAT.

ALWAYS QUIET AS A MOUSE OUT HERE.

[TIRES SCREECH]

YOU WERE SAYIN'?

LET'S GO.

WHAT THE...

IT'S THAT WHACKED-OUT PROFESSOR NIMNUL.

YOU'RE UNDER ARREST, NIMNUL.

FROM NOW ON, YOU'LL BE EATIN' ALL YOUR MASHED POTATOES

OUTTA JAILHOUSE PLATES.

MY ONLY CHANCE OF RECOGNITION

WILL BE AS THE CREATOR OF POTATOES AU ROTTEN.

GOT OUT JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME!

'NOTHER 10 SECONDS, WE'D HAVE BEEN MASHED RANGERS.

BUT, WHERE'S DALE?

YOU KNOW, THIS STUFF'S NOT HALF BAD.

ANYBODY GOT ANY GRAVY?