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♪ Sometimes, some crimes ♪

♪ Go slippin' through the cracks ♪

♪ But these two gumshoes ♪

♪ Are pickin' up the slack ♪

♪ There's no case too big ♪

♪ No case too small ♪

♪ When you need help, just call ♪

♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'N' Dale's ♪

♪ Rescue Rangers ♪

♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'N' Dale ♪

♪ When there's danger ♪

♪ No, no, it never fails ♪

♪ Once they're involved ♪

♪ Somehow whatever's wrong gets solved ♪

♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'N' Dale ♪

♪ Rescue Rangers ♪

♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'N' Dale ♪

♪ When there's danger ♪

♪ No, no, it never fails ♪

♪ They'll take the clues ♪

♪ And find the wheres and whys and whos ♪

♪ Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n' Dale ♪

♪ Rescue Rangers ♪

♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'N' Dale ♪

♪ When there's danger ♪

♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'N' Dale ♪

This was a wonderful idea, Chip.

Thanks, Gadget. I thought you might enjoy a movie.

Hey, Chip!

Dale, what do you want?

You guys want any of this stuff I got from the snack bar?

Just sit back there and watch the movie.

If we want something, we'll send you a smoke signal.

Now, where were we?

They call this pizza with the works?

They forgot the peanut butter.

Maybe the chef had good taste.

Yeah, but he doesn't know what tastes good.

Gadget, now that we have this moment to ourselves, I'd just like to say...

What's the big idea?

Careful, lad.

Chip, no!

(Dale laughing)

You pop it, you wear it, mate.

Well, don't just sit there. Help me out of this.

Hey, what's going on up there?

Say, I didn't know this was a monster movie.

I think you'd better check this out, Zipper.

(squeaks) Aye-aye, Captain.

(gasps)

(squeaks)

(squeaks) uh-oh!

Ptewy!

Hey, Bud, you think this is enough for old Freddy?

Huh? You think? Maybe? Huh?

Bud: Uh, let's scrounge her a couple more

before she gets back, just in case.

We sure don't want to get her angry.

Nope, we sure don't wanna do that, all right.

(Zipper squeaks)

(squeaks) Aah!

So, where's Freddy's other little helper?

Wasn't she supposed to assist us on this gig?

That air-head. She probably got lost in her closet.

We're better off without her.

Yeah, that's right. Better off without that air-head.

Duh, hey, this one's a dud.

Ouch!

I'll turn that little ceiling-walker

into wood chip juice.

Never mind him.

What's next on Freddy's list?

Hmm, let's see, "lobster lips, lightning bug bulbs..."

Ah, here we are, "a chieftain's hair."

Sounds like a pretty hairy mission to me. (laughs)

Ouch!

Sorry, Bud.

Let's just grab more bugs and not worry about it.

Whatever you say, Bud.

I don't think we're going about this cleanup in the right way.

What was your first clue?

- (squeaks) - Crikey!

The little fellow's awfully excited about something.

We'd better check it out. Rescue Rangers, away.

Bud, hey, Buddy.

I told you not to bug me when I'm aiming.

(squeaks)

Bug-nappers! Let's go.

Hit the grappler!

Roger!

Ooh!

I got you, Bud.

Ooh!

- Release the grappler. - I can't.

The gum's gummed up the controls.

Look out!

I got you, Bud. I got you!

Ow, ow, ow!

Bud, speak to me.

Give me a sign that you're all right, Bud.

Just one little sign.

Ow! Ow! Ow!

Here comes Freddy.

About time. Grab the bulbs, and get ready to beat it.

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Who was that?

Never mind. Let's get out of this mess you made.

Golly, Chip.

If it weren't for Dale's bubble gum,

we'd still be falling.

Too right. It's a lucky thing old Dale here

has a such fondness for bubble gum, eh, lad?

Yeah, lucky. Then again, maybe not.

Help!

Gee, thanks.

You're very welcome.

Uh, did you get something in your eye?

Only you, big boy.

(gulp) You know, I didn't think bats could do this.

Do what, darling?

Hang around in midair like this

when they're carrying so much weight.

Uh-oh.

- What's the matter? - We can't.

Oh.

Thanks for helping us get the Ranger Wing down, Foxglove.

I don't think we're the reason

- she hung around to help. - (laughs)

I wonder what those characters were up to.

What good are lightning bug bulbs

to anyone but a lightning bug?

Smells like a case to me.

(squeaks)

What you got, Zipper?

Hmm, seems to be some sort of list.

"Elephant earwax, lobster lips,

Lightning bug bulbs."

And all the items are crossed off except the last two.

I bet that means they haven't collected them yet.

What are they going after next?

"A chieftain's hair."

Mind if I have a peek?

What's a chieftain?

I only know one chief of anything.

You mean stake out the Chief of Police?

Unless anyone has a better idea.

Thanks again for your help, Miss Foxglove,

But we got work to do.

Come visit anytime. We'll all be glad to see you.

Chip!

This is perfect.

You brought all the lightning bug bulbs I need.

For once you three have done a good job.

But there was only two of us, Freddy.

I told you never to call me Freddy!

Oh, rusty buckets.

Freddy: All those late nights in the public library.

Reading books on magic instead of cleaning,

and all I have to show for it are a few lousy sparks.

I'd go back to being a cleaning woman,

except I was fired from my job.

But that's why you're casting this spell, Fre... I mean, Winifred.

Yes, once I have all the ingredients,

and the spell is cast,

I'll show those cretins who fired me

some real magic.

Give me the list.

Sure thing, Winifred. Give her the list, Lou.

I can't. I musta lost it.

Freddy: You what?

Well, it's a good thing I remember

the final two ingredients...

or I'd be very angry!

Freddy: You two stay here

while I get the next ingredient myself.

Ooh, soggy sponges.

Freddy: Someday I'll have a real broom.

And not this clunky contraption I ordered from Fantastic Mechanics.

(laughs)

Monty: This is the life,

a stakeout with all the comforts of home.

Nice of the Chief to have the annual police picnic while we spy on him.

Hello.

- Yaa! - What are you... Oh.

Hiya, cute stuff.

Here, Dale, look after your guest.

I just remembered something I have to help Gadget with.

Uh... hi, there.

(vacuum cleaner noise)

- I've heard that noise before. - What is it, Monteray?

Crikey! It looks like a cleaning lady.

Freddy: I hate bagpipe music!

(laughing)

It's the machine from the drive-in.

Get Chip and Gadget.

I'll get the Ranger Wing.

Uh, you had better stay here, Foxglove,

so I'll... uh, I mean, so you'll be safe.

(Freddy laughs)

Eeks! My toupee!

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

You were right, Chip. She's got the Chief of Police's hair.

And hair she comes.

Rangers: Whoa!

It's no use. We're going to crash!

(screaming)

I can't pull it out.

(imitates trumpet)

(grunting)

What's he doing?

The little blight is trying to pull us out of this dive.

Monty: It's too much for him!

Look, it's Foxglove.

Next time, I'll take the stairs.

Any landing you can joke about is a good landing.

Yeah, and that landing was a joke all right.

(squeaking)

Zipper's right. If it wasn't for Foxglove, here,

all our funny bones would be broken.

She's always seems to be around when we need her, all right.

We just happen to have the right bat bait. (Laughs)

(laughs)

But what about the loony lady on the vacuum cleaner?

There's one more item on the list: a piece of the Moon.

One of the rocks brought back from the Moon

is on display at the local museum.

I think we oughta stake it out.

In what? It'll take weeks to fix the Ranger Wing.

I may be able to whip us up a temporary replacement.

Help me pull this bagpipe back to headquarters.

Hey, Buddy!

What is it this time?

S-s-s-someone's coming.

That's the whole idea. Now hide!

Hey, what the...

- Get him, Lou. - I got him, Buddy I got him.

Help! He...

If you can't be helpful, be quiet!

Straggly scrub brushes,

What's taking those two so long?

Well, look who's shown up at last.

It's about time.

I brought you the list of ingredients, Winifred.

Oh, some helper you are.

I don't need this list anymore.

Now get in there and help the others

before I turn you into a Louisville Slugger.

Yes, of course, Winifred, right away.

I thought I told you to cut the glass.

I did. I did.

You gotta hit it harder.

Ow!

Not that hard.

I'll take it from here, guys.

Foxglove?

Just in time to steal the glory.

Well, well, Foxglove, you succeeded.

Maybe you'll make a decent witch's assistant after all.

Really? Do you really think so?

Once I complete my spell and become a real witch.

No one will stop me.

Hey! Look at that balloon.

Gadget, love, you've done it again,

Whatever it is.

Golly, thanks, Monty. I call it the Bagpipe Express.

Looks like we're almost too late.

There's that crazy cleaning lady now.

Let's get out of here, quick.

I'm not afraid of a bunch of rodents in a bagpipe.

Hold this until I tell you different.

What are you going to doing?

Dale: She's coming straight at us.

(coughing)

They didn't do anything to you.

Why are you doing this?

Because I enjoy it.

Let's give her a taste of her own medicine.

Fire!

Oh, so you want to play catch, do you?

Catch this!

Rapid fire!

Oh, watch it!

Give me something to shoot.

But I don't think...

Give it to me!

Okay.

This is getting monotonous.

Now I'll get them for good.

Give me another one.

But that was the only rock in the museum.

My Moon rock!

Those moldy mop-heads have my Moon rock!

I'll tear them apart.

I'll get it for you, Winifred.

Just don't hurt him... them.

All right, sweetie. You go get it for me.

I won't fail you.

See that you don't, or I'll turn you and them

into plant food.

Freddy: It's not that I don't trust you, sweetie.

I just want to make sure you're keeping your promise.

(grunting)

My Moon rock!

Looks like I have to take matters into my own dishpan hands.

Hello, there! Stop! Before you run into something... Hey!

Mmm. Good morning, cutie.

Uhh... hi!

What are you doing here?

(yawns) You might say I was just hanging around.

I can see that!

What I wanna know is why you're always hanging around?

I thought perhaps a certain chipmunk

might find it in his heart to invite a girl to breakfast.

Oh, you don't want to eat breakfast here.

Why not?

Well, it's Gadget's turn to cook,

and everything tastes like machine oil.

So when's it your turn to cook?

Oh, I just eat.

They don't let me cook.

They're afraid I'll break too many dishes. Whoa!

Dale!

They think I'm clumsy or something.

(laughs) I can't imagine where they got that idea.

I'll watch you finish your morning exercises.

My morning what?

Sure. Weren't you lifting weights?

Nah, that just got stuck in the Bagpipe Express.

We... uh, I spent all night digging it out.

Come to think of it, that boulder was plenty heavy.

Oh, do you think I could keep the rock, Dale?

You know, as a souvenir?

I don't see why not.

Because it's mine, you thick-headed little rodent!

(gasp)

I gave it to Foxy, not you!

Dale! No!

(Dale screams)

Help! Help!

What's all the commotion out here?

Foxglove: Help! Help!

It's the cleaning lady!

(laughs)

Freddy: Now that the sun has set, I can finally cast

the spell that would make me a real witch.

All right, come on out and bring my Moon rock with you.

Ah-choo!

Dale: Dust off, lady.

(yelps)

(coughs)

You want us to eat him now, Freddy?

No. And don't call me Freddy!

All right, my dear, give me my Moon rock.

Don't do it, Foxglove!

Don't be silly, you little twerp!

Freddy: Haven't you realized yet that Foxglove is on my side?

So that's why you were always around,

when she came over to clean up.

Dale: It was all a trick to get us to trust you.

You don't understand.

Winifred was the only friend I had

until I met you and the Rescue Rangers.

I'm not sorry, you dim-witted dust rag.

Just holding this chunk of Moon enhances my magic.

Watch this!

Aah! Ribbit!

Who said that?

You promised not to hurt him if you got your old Moon rock.

And I won't hurt him.

All right, boys. It's dinner time.

Yikes!

Ow!

(grunting)

Yeow!

I'm coming, Bud! Lou's coming!

Ptewy.

Sorry, ribbit... I mean, Zipper.

Go get the others, hurry.

(squeaks) Yeah!

Bud, Bud, speak to me.

Speak to me.

Don't touch the tongue!

I think I'll try turning you into a jellyfish.

Foxglove: Don't do it, Freddy.

No! Foxglove, don't!

Change Dale back and promise to let us go,

Or I'll drop this and ruin your spell.

No! No! Don't drop it! I promise!

Look! Watch! Are you watching?

Ah ha!

Aah!

Foxglove: Run, Dale! Now's your chance.

You know what her promises are worth.

Not without you.

Friends just don't desert friends when there's trouble.

Dale, will you please!

Foxy! Aah!

I've decided not to take any more chances.

I'm going to let you watch me achieve my destiny

before I turn you over to my loyal pets.

Now is the time for...

All: Rangers away!

My rock! I must have it back!

Way to go, Zipper.

Broken broom sticks!

You'll pay for that.

Oh, no!

Not now!

- Zipper! Oh boy, am I glad to see you! -(squeaking)

Lou: Me, too.

I've been waiting to get you,

you miserable bushwhacker!

What now, cutie?

I think Zipper loosened us just enough.

Aah!

Now it's time to play hardball.

(panting)

Now I got you, garbage-walker.

You're history, fly-brain!

(squeaking)

Buddy!

Chip: Look out, Monty!

Always knew that bloke was full of hot air.

Hang on!

It's an ill wind

that blows no one any good. (Laughing)

(all screaming)

Farewell, small fry!

Dale: Not so fast, Freddy!

It's time we added a little spice to this spell.

Noooo!

Guard: And when you're done scrubbing the floors,

you can start washing the windows.

If I were you, Freddy, I'd get busy.

Don't call me Freddy!

Flubbering floor polishers.

Hi, Chip!

Hi, Gadget. Uh, do you know where Dale is?

Foxglove's teaching him to hang glide.

You mean you and I are alone?

Looks that way.

Gadget, there's something I've been wanting to tell you...

Dale: Gangway!

Hey! What do you think you're doing?

Sharing my new hobby with my best friend.

Dale, remember what I told you.

What?

The glider won't carry two passengers.

Uh-oh.

What a guy!