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(THUNDER CRASHING)

(POLICE SIRENS WAILING)

♪ Sometimes some crimes

♪ Go slippin' through the cracks

♪ But these two gumshoes

♪ Are pickin' up the slack

♪ There's no case too big, no case too small

♪ When you need help, just call

♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale's

♪ Rescue Rangers

♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale

♪ When there's danger

♪ No, no, it never fails

♪ 'Cause once they're involved

♪ Somehow whatever's wrong gets solved

♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale

♪ Rescue Rangers

♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale

♪ When there's danger

♪ No, no, it never fails

♪ They'll take the clues

♪ And find the wheres and whys and whos

♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale

♪ Rescue Rangers

♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale

♪ When there's danger

♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale ♪

- (SQUEAKING) - He's getting closer.

MONTEREY: Hang on, mates.

We'll give that squid the slip,

just as soon as we figure out how.

Well, we could use that beach blanket as a rope.

Good idea. Grab on.

Hurry!

Geronimo!

This suntan lotion would make a neat anti-abrasive.

(SCREAMING)

(ALL SCREAMING)

Nice idea, Gadget, love.

Thanks, Monty. Which one?

The one you're gonna come up with next.

(ALL EXCLAIMING)

(GROWLING)

(ALL SCREAMING)

Okay, the suntan oil worked, considering...

Considerin' that we nearly got ourselves squished by a squid.

Yeah, we were almost a Squid McNugget.

Gosh, guys, I... I thought I was helping.

You were, Gadget.

Just, sometimes, maybe you could help a little faster.

You know, just figure out a way, one way, and stick with it.

But I don't think I can think that way.

DALE: Sure you can, Gadget.

Just don't think so hard.

That's how I do it.

MONTEREY: Well, now that this case is closed,

why don't we catch a few rays before the big luau tonight?

Yeah, let's go to the beach.

You can't. We're going sightseeing.

I don't feel like running around anymore.

Uh, Chip, maybe we should catch some rays.

It's been a vigorous few days, you know.

Let's leave it up to Gadget.

Your call, Gadget, do we go to the beach or sightsee?

Well, how about if we wear our swimsuits while we go sightseeing?

Or we could look at maps while we lie on the beach.

Uh, how about if we just sightsee?

No! Beach!

Sightseers, follow me!

Thisaway to the beach!

Hey, pally, wait up.

(SQUEAKING)

Or if we sightsee on stilts, we'll be that much closer to the sun.

Hey!

(SIGHING)

Or I can learn to just come up with a solution and go with it.

(MAN SNORING)

What's wrong?

Why won't my incredibly expensive ACME Majestic,

ultra-light, all-weather, fiberglass volcano erupt on cue?

Uh, well, there's your problem.

Must be a short.

You'll be short in your payment

until that thing works correctly.

- GIRL: Lawhinie, help! - HUBBA-HUBBA: Please, Lawhinie,

make happy the huhu volcano gods.

Oh, great volcano gods...

Oh, great. I broke a nail.

Please, hear us!

Come on, turn already.

I, Lawhinie, ask you, spare us.

If this thing jams, they'll never make me queen.

(GRUNTING)

(RUMBLING)

(ALL CHEERING)

"Queen Lawhinie." I love the sound of that.

(ALL CHEERING)

For long time now, we needed queen to lead us.

Lawhinie is only one what makes volcano gods no huhu.

(ALL CHEERING)

So now we crown you queenie for real.

If you insist.

Right after the test, eh?

Test? What test?

I never heard about any test.

Test to crown you queenie. You know, survival test.

Survival test?

No one told me about any test.

We've never even had a queen before.

No one ever survive before.

- First, you must cross the Lobster Tank of Terror. - ALL: Ooh!

- Then, pass over the Coals of Catastrophe. - ALL: Aah!

- Finally, ride the Waves of Doom. - ALL: Ooh!

Oh, is that all?

The test begin at sundown.

If you survive, we crown you queenie.

ALL: Queen Lawhinie! Queen Lawhinie!

Tomorrow, we get new queen or extra hut.

How am I gonna pull this one off?

I want that crown.

Yo, your royal highnosity.

(CHUCKLING) Who'd have thunk it? Me, boyfriend to a queen.

Shakabaka, I don't get to be queen

unless I survive that stupid obstacle course.

So, fake 'em out, babe.

I mean, you've conned the whole tribe

with this switch on the volcano.

How hard can a crummy obstacle course be to fake?

What did you say, Shakabaka?

Uh, nothing.

Oh, please don't scratch the finish.

No, really, what did you say?

Um... But I promised I'd never tell.

No, don't you see?

If I can con the whole tribe with this volcano scam,

maybe I can con them if I rig the obstacle course, too.

Shakabaka, you're a genius.

Have to hurry. Toodles.

I'm a genius? Whoa! Who'd have thunk it?

GADGET: So what if the others wanna do something different?

I can work on my inventions all by myself.

Hubba-Hubba's crazy

if he thinks I'll be able to swim across that lobster tank.

How am I gonna fake this?

Maybe I won't have to.

Lawhinie, you're a genius.

Now, I just have to con her...

Uh, convince her to take my place.

Oh, yoo-hoo! Yoo-hoo!

Oh, hello. Um, is it okay that I'm here?

I mean, I'm not trespassing or anything?

No, honey, I'd say you were in exactly the right place.

By the way, my name's Lawhinie.

Mine's Gadget.

You know, you remind me of someone.

What an intriguing name!

Gadget, just like those gadgets on your feet.

My feet? I mean, gosh, I'm sinking!

I bet you'd have all kinds of gadgets

to get across this lobster tank.

That is, assuming you wanted to get across.

That's the trouble. I can never decide on just one.

But that's fabulous.

Really? My friends don't always think it's so wonderful.

You've already figured out how to get across the lobster tank.

And if you had to, say, oh, I don't know,

maybe walk across a tightrope over coals...

Well, once I calculated out the center of gravity...

You'd figure out a dozen ways to do it.

And I'll bet an ocean wave wouldn't even slow you down.

Oh, gosh, there are lots of ways to handle that.

You know, you're just the person to help me.

I am?

I have this little, uh, test I have to run tonight.

It's just a tiny survival test, no big deal.

And I thought maybe you, with all those wonderful ideas,

could run the test instead of me.

Sure.

Gosh, you look just like me.

Just like sisters.

And I'd do anything for a sister.

But... But I don't want to hog all the fun.

Oh, honey, you'd be doing me a favor, swear to Pele.

Now, uh, my friends'll be here soon.

Oh, but my friends are meeting me here soon for the luau.

Your friends are my friends, right, honey?

I'll take care of yours and you let mine take care of you.

Good luck with the test.

Uh, I mean, have fun.

(GADGET SCREAMING)

Let the test begin.

Gadget! Gadget!

We're supposed to all meet back here for the luau.

I hope she's not late.

Looks like she's right on time, Chip.

Gadget, are you all right, love?

I... I'm fine, honey, absolutely fine.

Thanks to you, huh, Chop?

Chop?

DALE: Uh, maybe you need to sit down, Gadget.

Uh, sure, sweetie.

Thank you so much for caring.

Hey, I was the one who caught you, remember?

Of course, I remember, Chirp.

Let's go to the luau.

Oh, but you go on ahead. I forgot my... my purse.

When did you start carryin' a purse?

Uh, my makeup bag?

Gadget, you don't wear makeup.

You're kidding!

Uh, my metal thingy used to tighten doodads?

Your wrench?

Yeah, yeah, I forgot my wrench.

I'll meet you at the luau.

(GASPING)

Oh, Lawhinie, help!

Of course, honey, just as soon as you get to the other side of the tank.

But...

(GASPING) But I'll never make it.

But of course you can.

You'll think of something. I have complete faith in you.

- Ouch! - Oh, dear, how clumsy of me.

Hon, this'll be a snap.

Trust me.

Lawhinie get very high score on test.

(SOCK APPROACHING)

(MUFFLED SCREAMING)

Hey, way to wail, Lawhinie.

Uh, excuse me, but there's a problem here.

That's right. She have two more to go.

- Two more what? - Chill, Lawhinie.

You know, two more parts to this survival test.

But I'm not...

Done yet? We know.

But hang tight, babe,

and you'll soon be head queen-type person.

To next test. To the barbecue pit.

(LUAU MUSIC PLAYING)

(SQUEAKING)

(SQUEAKING ANGRILY)

(GULPING)

Dig in, boys. It's okay.

(LAUGHS) They're boneless.

We're full, Monty.

But we're sure having fun.

Yes, aren't we all having fun?

Well, at that rate, sure.

Oh, excuse me, I have to get that thing you pound pointy things in with.

You mean "hammer"?

Yeah, that's it.

Back in a flash.

Gadget forgettin' her tools? Something's up.

(LAWHINIE IMITATING SURF)

Oh, surf's up. Gotta go.

Hey, Lawhinie.

Whoa! I thought you were still in the sock.

I am.

Uh, okay.

Shakabaka, baby, this next test has me pretty nervous.

I may say or do strange things, even pretend I'm not me.

Yeah, but if you're not you...

But I am. I mean, I will be.

And whatever I do or say, make me finish this test.

Got you, doll.

Okay, baby, I gotta get back in the sock now.

See you in a second.

Deal, dudette.

But I'm not Lawhinie!

Listen to me, there's been a mistake.

Hey, we got you, Lawhinie. No lo problemo.

No, please, hey!

Go, Lawhinie! Go!

Okay, if I can adjust my center of gravity...

How about... Come on, Gadget,

(SCREAMING) decide!

(SCREAMING)

Well, wasn't that floorshow fun? Time to go, boys.

(MUFFLED YELLING)

Hey, whoever that is may be hurt.

Oh, Chap, you're so compassionate.

I just adore that about you.

ALL: Lawhinie! Lawhinie!

Lawhinie! Lawhinie!

Coast clear. Uh, I mean, thanks, dear.

Down, boy. Down.

That babe's gonna bolt on me first chance she gets,

and there's still one more test to go.

How can I force her?

Of course.

I'll control her by controlling them.

Have you found my things I make stuff with, yet?

You mean, your tools?

- No, not yet. - Still looking.

Now, hang on a minute there, pallies, somethin' ain't right here.

(EXCLAIMING)

Sorry about that, guys. The rope slipped.

- Not a problem. - Accidents happen.

Lads, something's wrong here with our little Gadget.

Why, thank you, how convenient.

(SQUEAKING IN ALARM)

Hey, watch it up there, you two.

Zipper? Gadget?

(ENGINE CHUGGING)

- CHIP: Uh-oh. - DALE: Uh-oh.

MONTEREY: Uh-oh.

Just in time for the nightly eruption.

Time for final test.

If Lawhinie survives surf by time sand in glass runs out,

then she is our true leader.

Let the waves begin.

For the last time, I am not Lawhinie!

And I am through with these silly tests!

(LAWHINIE WHISTLING)

Lawhinie! Boy, am I glad to see you. Here.

Are you crazy? There's sharks out there.

But... But...

But you better finish this test for me

or your friends'll have a hotter time in Hawaii than they planned on.

What do you mean? What have you done to my friends?

They got a little too close to the volcano and fell in.

I don't believe you.

I thought you wouldn't so I brought proof.

Zipper!

I control the gas jets that make the volcano erupt.

Finish this test or I'll finish your friends.

(ENGINE CHUGGING)

Almost got it.

I don't like the smell of this at all.

Something's seriously wrong with Gadget,

providin' she really is Gadget.

(ALL SCREAMING)

Time for plan B.

I've got to save the others from that mechanical volcano. But how?

Come on, Gadget, make me queen.

I could always rewire the circuitry on that volcano.

ALL: Lawhinie! Lawhinie!

Or maybe pump salt water into the pipes

to create an electrical current.

Hurry up, Gadget, or I'll...

(COUGHING)

Help!

Help! Help! Help! Help!

- Oh, golly, I have to help that child. - Help! Help!

I could calculate the angle of the riptide or...

Come on, Gadget, just do it.

You're going the wrong way!

Oh, she not make it now.

(SPUTTERING)

Hang on!

No! No! Don't stop!

- Yeah! - No!

Whee!

You did it! You did it! I mean, I did it.

Come on, Zipper. We've got to save the others.

(SQUEAKING)

Whoa, Lawhinie, we gotta crown you queen.

You mean, crown me queen.

Sorry, lady, you not Lawhinie.

No, really, she is, but she really isn't very nice.

So?

I'm the only one the volcano gods listen to, nice or not.

Crown me.

But you not run test.

All I had to do was survive till morning, and I did.

SHAKABAKA: But... But...

Fine. Why don't we just ask the volcano gods

who they want for their queen?

I gotta hurry.

No go when volcano gods angry.

And she'll make 'em plenty angry now.

Come on! There's more than one way to stop an angry volcano god.

Okay, volcano gods, do your stuff.

Okay, looks like plan Q may work here.

(CREAKING)

CHIP: Uh, okay, time for plan R.

(ENGINE RUMBLING)

(ALL SCREAMING)

(ALL YELLING)

LAWHINIE: If I don't get the crown,

the volcano gods will destroy the village.

Hey, man, no way. It's about to blow.

We're gonna stop this volcano now.

Where's the main pipe?

I need something to pop this line.

(ZIPPER GRUNTING)

(GASPING) Not my board!

It's the only way to save the village and my friends.

But I just had it polished.

Jump on three. One, two, three!

(RUMBLING)

(ALL CHEERING)

Why, that little...

MONTEREY: Yikes!

(CHIP AND DALE EXCLAIMING)

Way to go, Your Lawhinie-likeness.

I'm not through, yet.

ALL: Ooh! Aah!

(ALL SIGHING IN DISAPPOINTMENT)

(EXCLAIMING ANGRILY) Like I said, must be a short.

Now, what happened to my pipe wrench?

(GRUNTING)

They'll be sorry. I'll turn it up full blast.

I think I may have just solved our problem, boys.

What'd you do, Gadget?

Oh, I just chose one thing and stuck with it.

You can all start packing because this village is history.

(CREAKING)

(RUMBLING)

(ALL GASPING)

(ALL CHEERING)

It's rainin' marshmallows.

Yeah, I stuffed all the extra ones inside.

You save our village.

Don't thank us. Thank Gadget.

She's the one who did it.

Golly, thanks, guys.

(BOTH SPITTING)

Now, that's my Gadget.