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(THUNDER CRASHING)

(POLICE SIRENS WAILING)

♪ Sometimes some crimes

♪ Go slippin' through the cracks

♪ But these two gumshoes

♪ Are pickin' up the slack

♪ There's no case too big, no case too small

♪ When you need help, just call

♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale's

♪ Rescue Rangers

♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale

♪ When there's danger

♪ No, no, it never fails

♪ 'Cause once they're involved

♪ Somehow whatever's wrong gets solved

♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale

♪ Rescue Rangers

♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale

♪ When there's danger

♪ No, no, it never fails

♪ They'll take the clues

♪ And find the wheres and whys and whos

♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale

♪ Rescue Rangers

♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale

♪ When there's danger

♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale ♪

GUIDE: Macaws and toucans are just some of the colorful creatures

that make their homes in the cacao trees.

And up ahead is an Amazon tree sloth.

Golly, a vacation in exotic places

really opens your eyes to different cultures.

Looks like you opened some eyes, too, Gadget.

I suppose my super-charged xenon flash is a bit bright.

No, the sun is bright.

That thing is downright blindin'.

See? I didn't need to come. I could've waited for the slide show.

Who knows what kind of mysteries I'm missing back home.

Oh, Chip, even Rescue Rangers need a vacation every once in a while.

Golly, you'd think a South American jungle would be exciting enough.

Oh, but, señores y señoras, although we cannot see them,

ferocious beasts are all around us,

watching, waiting and feeding.

For the most part, they present no, no problemo,

but when their food supply thins out,

they must find new territory and new prey.

Wow, great picture, Dale.

You caught him right in the act.

You were after my chocolate again.

But I ran out.

Really, Dale, all that sugar isn't good for you.

Well, I don't need sweets.

- I could give 'em up anytime I want. - Oh, you could not.

- Could, too. - Could not.

- Could, too. - Could not.

- Could, too. - Could not.

All right, sugar brain, let's see you do it.

- Huh? - Give up sweets for the rest of the vacation,

starting right now.

(STAMMERING) I didn't...

Golly, Dale, what a great idea! I'm so proud of you.

(TIRES SCREECHING)

(ALL SCREAMING)

Ay caramba! My beautiful jungle!

DALE: What happened to the trees?

MONTEREY: Too-ra-loo! It looks like half of them just up and left.

Golly! But where would a tree go?

If it had a choice, I mean.

Look out from below!

Oh, I'll get you for this, you molting feather dusters!

We were here first, Tito.

Sí, find your own tree.

Oh, perdóneme for falling on you, señores.

What's going on?

Ay! This loco housing shortage.

Every night, more trees, poof, disappear.

Even I, Tito Manuel Hidalgo Jones,

have been forced to sleep among the birds,

which I would not wish on la cucaracha.

Just keep yourself and your fleas out of our tree.

Well, Chip, you wanted a mystery.

Tree-nappers of the Amazon, huh? Sounds like a case for us.

ALL: Rescue Rangers, away!

(EXCLAIMS)

Golly, we shouldn't be eating these in front of Dale.

Shucks. Go ahead. Giving up sweets is easy

when you have lots of willpower like me. Hey!

Don't worry, Dale.

We just wanna give your willpower a bit of a hand.

(CHUCKLING) Oops. Forgot about my emergency supply.

Dale is sort of on a diet,

so we try not to mention sweets in front of him.

Considering the case, señorita, won't that be difficult?

Sí, only the cacao trees are being taken.

(LAUGHS) And the cacao bean is where chocolate comes from.

FEMALE MACAW: Someone wants to make a pig of himself with all the chocolate.

Sound familiar, Dale?

But this is important. They're stealing chocolate!

We gotta look for clues.

(BOTH YAWNING)

Well, there's nothing we can do tonight.

Sweet dreams, everyone.

Oops. Sorry, Dale.

(SIGHS) No chocolate. Gosh!

(ALL SNORING)

Good thing I remembered my emergency emergency supply.

(LOUD SNORING)

(MOSQUITOES BUZZING)

(WHISTLING)

MAN: Ay caramba!

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

What's going on?

(WHISTLING)

Yikes!

BOTH: Mosquitoes!

GADGET: Yikes!

MONTEREY: Buzz off you bloodsuckin' beasties,

or I'll come out there and flatten you!

(MONTEREY YELLING)

CHIP: Help! Help!

(SLURPING)

GADGET: Get away!

Golly! Sounds like trouble in camp.

(ALL YELLING)

(YELLING STOPS)

W-W-What's that?

Hey, who turned off the sound? Chip!

Chip! Where are you guys?

(GASPING)

They all vamoosed without me.

(CLATTERING)

(CHUCKLING) Whoa. At least the birds are back.

(TREE CREAKING)

(GASPS) The chocolate trees!

The guys must be...

(EXCLAIMS)

An anteater! Why does he want...

(EXCLAIMS)

(SPITTING) What's the big idea?

You can't just... Hey! I thought you didn't like those guys.

(VEHICLE APPROACHING)

Tito! Get down!

DALE: Huh?

(ENGINE REVVING)

W-W-Will somebody tell me what's going on around here?

Boy, am I glad I found you guys.

This whole jungle is full of zombies.

Hey!

Chip, snap out of it! It's me! It's Dale!

Hey, what did you do that for?

To stop you from being a zombie.

What are you talking about?

(MOSQUITOES BUZZING)

Huh?

What's going on around here anyway?

Hey, they're stealing the chocolate trees!

(SCREAMING)

It's the mosquitoes. They're turning everyone into zombies.

(CACKLING)

(WHISTLING)

(CHUCKLING) You can't zombify a tree.

(GULPING)

Hey, that's my best coonskin cap!

(SCREAMING)

(SIGHING IN RELIEF)

(EXCLAIMING) Yikes!

(DRUMS BEATING)

DALE: Wowie! I betcha that's the Zombie King.

(JEERING)

(SCREAMING)

(SLEEPILY) Can I get out of the tub now?

(GASPING) They're all zombies! I gotta get help.

(YAWNING)

(YAWNING)

Golly, I'm more tired now than I was when I went to bed.

(PANTING)

Dale! Where have you been, Dale?

Where have I been? Where have you been?

(YAWNS) Gee, Dale, I think Chip asked you first.

I went out in the jungle to eat... Uh, breathe some fresh air.

And... And when I came back,

you were all zombies and stealing all the chocolate trees.

Cooey!

That sounds like one ripsnorter of a nightmare.

Uh-uh. I wasn't dreaming.

All that candy just tasted too good to be a dream.

(SNIFFING)

Aha! Peppermint breath.

I knew you couldn't stop snacking.

Oh, Dale, how could you?

Making up stories to cover your snacking.

I'm not making anything up.

You were all zombies and you stole the trees.

And I'm gonna prove it to you.

DALE: You zombies carried the trees right behind this waterfall.

Now, why would we do that, Dale?

Uh, don't ask me. You're the zombie.

You see? You see? I told you.

You must have taken the trees into this cave.

Golly, could Dale be right after all?

The trees have to be here! I... I... I saw 'em!

Poor Dale. His mind's gone.

Huh. It was never there in the first place.

I'm not going crazy,

uh, am I?

(SQUEAKING IN ALARM)

GADGET: Why would a carving be hidden behind a waterfall?

Golly, Chip, do you think it could be a clue?

A clue to what?

GADGET: Are you okay?

Yeah. No problem.

(SCREAMING)

Looks like me pally isn't crazy after all.

You zombies must have taken the trees up there.

Yeah, give your goose a gander at that!

GADGET: It's the stolen cacao trees.

CHIP: There's smoke coming from that temple. Let's check it out.

(LIQUID BUBBLING)

Golly and a half!

I wonder what's cooking.

(SNIFFING)

Chocolate!

Dale, get back here!

I'll get him.

It's disgustin' how some people can't control themselves.

And you were calling us zombies.

Well, you were.

You were all under the command of the Zombie King.

Oh, come on.

Chip, we have company.

DALE: It's the king of the zombies.

(SLURPING)

(IN GERMAN ACCENT) Now, that's what I call a good chocolate.

(LAUGHING) Und I love licking the spoon.

(SLURPING)

Ah!

Let's see those sausage-heads at the chocolate factory top this.

For years, I slaved to create masterpieces,

like my chocolate-anchovy strudel.

Say, I... I think I've had that.

Only the factory owners got fat off my work.

Well, if he isn't fat, I'd hate to see the other guys.

But now I have found the ancient secrets of chocolate

by the ones who first cooked it.

Und now, I, Heinrich Von Sugarbottom,

will be candy-man to the entire world!

(LAUGHING)

Well, I don't know about chocolate,

but he's sure got enough fruitcake to spread around.

(SQUEAKING IN ALARM)

HEINRICH: (LAUGHING) Ah, my little flying needles have returned.

Well, Fritzy,

are you ready for another day collecting mein workers?

Excellent.

I will get the mind-control juice for you to spread to the workers.

Mind control?

I told you, the mosquitoes turn you into zombies.

Come on, we'd better get closer.

(LAUGHING) The mind control is what makes mein business the big loot.

Since mein workers don't know they're working,

I don't have to pay them anything.

(LAUGHING)

Drink up, boys!

(HICCUPPING)

And that's why Dale didn't turn into a zombie.

Too right! The mosquitoes didn't put the bite on him.

We gotta dump that stuff. Let's go.

Ach! The chocolate is ready.

Time to pour it into the mold.

(ALL GRUNTING)

(GASPING) The mind-control juice!

Mice? Chipmunks? You have spoiled everything!

Looks like we solved another one.

Yeah, maybe next time, you'll listen to me.

(DRUMS BEATING)

Oh, no! They still got the zombie juice in 'em!

I have ways of dealing mit pesky rodents.

Into the chocolate molds!

This is no time to lay down on a job. We gotta get out of here!

(CHOCOLATE BUBBLING)

This could be my new masterpiece.

Chocolate-covered rodents!

(HEINRICH LAUGHING)

Himmel! I'd better make the next batch light chocolate.

Just a little more.

DALE: Smile!

Come on, you guys, get that lead out.

So, another rodent interloper.

Fritzy, bring the troops!

(CHATTERING EXCITEDLY)

Run, you guys!

(LAUGHING)

All right, Mr. Smarty Pants,

I will fight the fire mit der chipmunk.

Eliminate him! I want his truffles dropped!

Uh-oh.

Part of being the good businessman is delegating responsibility.

(GRUNTS)

Hey, guys, are you all okay?

(SCREAMING)

Here he is! Up here!

Phew.

Oh, hi, guys.

(EXCLAIMING)

(SIGHING IN RELIEF)

Huh?

(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY) Okay, you guys, uh, joke's over.

Sn-Sn-Snap out of it, okay?

Chipper, no. We're buddies.

Chip!

Where am I?

(GASPING)

Help! Help! Put me down! Whose side are you on anyway?

Monterey, no!

Help!

Chip, you're not a zombie!

But the others still are. We gotta stop that drum.

I should've taken up the glockenspiel. I have such natural rhythm.

(LAUGHS) You're back and without the nasty chipmunks.

(LAUGHS) I knew I could count on you.

Unlike some others I know.

Unfortunately, I can't have people finding mouse hairs in my chocolate.

HEINRICH: Auf Wiedersehen!

Crikey! Back up.

My poor drum!

Who?

Guess his act really brought down the house.

BOTH: Uh-oh.

They have ruined my plans! Get them!

You are worthless,

you stupid little needle-heads!

(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY) Now, now, meine Kinder.

I was just a little excited.

No need to get upset. No, no, no.

Maybe a little chocolate will sweeten their disposition.

Himmel!

MONTEREY: Hang on, mates,

or you'll be double-dipped double-fast.

There are Chip and Dale!

Can you believe it? All this chocolate, and me without a spoon.

Those little business busters ruined everything.

Nobody appreciates a good entrepreneur.

(HEINRICH SCREAMING)

(EXCLAIMING IN PAIN)

Come on, Tito, pick up the beat.

Ay caramba! Everyone's a critic.

The faster he plants the trees,

the sooner you'll get out of our feathers

and find another place to live.

Ay, ay, ay!

Let's put up some condominiums.

Golly, what a great trip!

Yup, it just needed a little mystery to keep things exciting.

Hey, where's Dale?

You mean Mr. Candy Snacks?

He's right over there.

(GROANING)

MONTEREY: Gettin' his just desserts.

(SQUEAKING)