All language subtitles for Chip n Dale Rescue Rangers (1989) - S02E23 - Chipwrecked Shipmunks.ro

♪♪

(THUNDER CRASHING)

(POLICE SIRENS WAILING)

♪ Sometimes some crimes

♪ Go slippin' through the cracks

♪ But these two gumshoes

♪ Are pickin' up the slack

♪ There's no case too
big, no case too small

♪ When you need help, just call

♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale's

♪ Rescue Rangers

♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale

♪ When there's danger

♪ No, no, it never fails

♪ 'Cause once they're involved

♪ Somehow whatever's
wrong gets solved

♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale

♪ Rescue Rangers

♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale

♪ When there's danger

♪ No, no, it never fails

♪ They'll take the clues

♪ And find the wheres
and whys and whos

♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale

♪ Rescue Rangers

♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale

♪ When there's danger

♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale ♪

(BOAT APPROACHING)

Do we have to go this fast?

Golly, Chip.

It's the only way we'll find out if
the new Ranger Boat will hold up.

MONTEREY: Who cares
about the Ranger Boat?

I'm worried about
whether we'll hold up.

GADGET: Time to check
the turning radius.

Guess I better buckle up
before you test the turbo.

(CHIP SQUEALING)

Zipper!

(SQUEAKING)

That was close, pally.

We're a long way from
land, you know.

Now, let's see what
she'll really do.

Dale! Zipper!

Oh, boy, oh, boy! Look at me!
I'm waterskiing.

(SCREAMING)

(EXCLAIMING)

Uh-oh.

I better check out reverse.

(ALL SCREAMING)

Golly! Now let's test
the dual aqua-thrusters.

Okay.

And now, finally,
let's check the brakes.

Brakes?

(GASPING)

(ALL GASPING)

(CRASHING)

Wow! Shipwrecked on
a deserted island.

Just like in the movies.

Yeah. Only we can't
change the channel.

CHIP: Thanks to you, we're stranded
here, miles and miles from nowhere.

Me? What did I do?

Well, you were the one makin'
faces at that swordfish.

Golly, how was Dale to know
it'd shish kebab our boat?

You're right.
You'd need a brain to know that.

Hey, that's an insult.
Now, you apologize.

Okay. I'm sorry.
Sorry I didn't say it sooner.

Come on, you two.

We're all in this mess together.

We have to work together
to get off this island.

I suppose so. Sorry, Dale.

Maybe we can hitch a ride
home on the next seagull.

We'll be off this island
before you know it.

(SIGHING)

I knew it.
Three weeks and no seagulls.

No need to panic, mate.

We have all the pleasures
of home right here.

Why, it's practically
a picnic in paradise.

Hey, what's the big idea?

That was our last
piece of cheese.

No more cheese!

(SCREAMING)

Do somethin', Chip.
We got to get off this island.

GADGET: Golly, you guys.
Listen to this.

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

Wowie! Rock 'n' roll!

MAN ON RADIO: We interrupt this program
to bring you this special news bulletin.

The blustering Hurricane
Gary is headed north

after destroying the tiny
island of Kawangawanga.

Crikey.
Last time I was in a hurricane,

it caused more damage than a
cat at a canary convention.

GADGET: Then we're
in big trouble.

According to my calculations,

Hurricane Gary is headed
straight toward us.

(ALL GASPING)

(ZIPPER GRUNTING)

(PANTING)

It's no use, Zipper.

We'll never get
those coconuts down.

If Monty and Dale weren't goofing
off, we could shake them down.

Hiya, Zipper.

(SQUEAKS CURIOUSLY)

Lucky I saw you when I was
gathering bamboo for the new boat.

You look like you
could use a hand.

(GRUNTS) Or a foot.

(COCONUT THUDS)

(PANTING)

Phew! Boy, oh, boy! Is it hot!

Ah! Thanks, Zipper.

There. Looks like you
have enough here now.

Well, if Monty and
Dale were here now,

they could push this
down to the beach.

(GRUNTING)

Here. Let us help.

(SCREAMING)

Golly! Looks like we
almost have everything

to finish the new
Ranger Boat I designed.

(EXCLAIMING)

Thanks, Zipper.
This'll be a big help.

Huh! At least someone's
being helpful.

Which is more than I can
say for Monterey and Dale.

Now, Chip.

They're on the other side of
the island looking for supplies.

And I'm sure they're working
every bit as hard as we are.

(DALE AND MONTEREY LAUGHING)

MONTEREY: Whee!

DALE: Yippee!

Some ride, eh, mate?

Yeah. Let's do that again.

Maybe we better look for
supplies like we're supposed to.

(GASPING)

MONTEREY: Crikey! A crocky!

Gosh! What do you think this is?

I don't know, mate.

Let's have a look-see.

I'd say this critter hasn't
seen a dentist in quite a while.

Looks like a pirates'
hideout to me.

Stand back,
you lily-livered landlubber.

Shiver me timbers.

Who you be callin' a
lily-livered landlubber?

This be Captain Monty you
be clashin' swords with.

Oh, yeah?
Take that and that and that and...

(BOTH SCREAMING)

(BOTH WHOOPING)

Unburied treasure.
I'm rich. I'm rich.

I think you mean, "We're rich."

Right, partner?

Um, right.

We're rich. We're rich.

Too right.

A mouse could buy more cheese
than he could eat with all this.

And I could have all the comic
books and candy bars I ever wanted.

Cheese souffles, cheese
cakes, cheese a la cheese.

- (DALE NAMING COMIC BOOKS)
- Cheese dips,

cheeseburgers, cheese sauce.

Cheese!

Wait till the others see
all of this treasure.

Uh, right. The others.

Uh, I guess they'll be wantin'
a cut of our treasure, too.

Aw, do we have to tell 'em?

Sure we do. They're our friends.

GADGET: Monterey! Dale!

We just don't have to
tell 'em right away.

Where have you been?

Yeah. We've been looking
everywhere for you.

- We found a...
- Uh, we found a...

Well, uh, we found that
there's, uh, nothin'

on the other side of the island.

Yeah. Nothing.

Well, golly!
That's okay because we have good news.

Yeah. A ship's landed on our beach.
Look.

MONTEREY: Blimey! We're in big trouble.
It's a pirate ship.

Yeah, but it's our
friends the Pirats.

Uh, careful, lad.
They might not remember us.

Well, don't be silly, Monterey.
Come on.

We've got nothing
to worry about.

Ahoy, Pirats, ahoy!

(ALL YELLING)

(ALL CHATTERING)

(PIRATS YELLING)

Nothin' to fear, eh?

Uh, as soon as Jolly
Roger gets here,

we will decide if
we should slice you.

Or dice you.

Or dice you.

Or cut you to ribbons.

Or cut you to ribbons.

(MIMICKING PIRATS)
Or cut us loose.

Or cut you loose.

Uh... Hey, now, cut that out.

Stand aside.

I'll take care of
this lot meself.

What's this? The Rescue Rangers!

(LAUGHING)

How be you lads?

We thought you
forgot who we were.

A Pirat never
forgets his friends.

Now, then, what are you hearties
doin' on this here island?

CHIP: We were shipwrecked.

Oh, is that all?

I thought there might
be some trouble.

There is. We need a ride home.

Glad to help.

But first,
we gotta search for buried treasure.

ROGER: That's what we Pirats do
best, you know.

GADGET: But there's no time.

A hurricane's headed
straight for the island.

(SQUEAKING) Uh-huh.

Ah, nonsense.

Whenever a hurricane blows,

Stormy's mustache
sticks straight out.

Like this.

The rest of the time,
his mustache is as limp as seaweed.

So you see, me hearties,

we got plenty of time to
search for buried treasure.

Wowie! Buried treasure!

We're going on a treasure hunt.

We've already been on a treasure
hunt, remember?

Yeah. We already...

Hey, they're looking
for our treasure.

Well, follow along if you
want to join us, mateys.

Now let's see. Where are we?

Uh, on an island.

We'll never get off this
island if we wait for them.

We'd better finish
building our own boat.

Uh, right. Uh,
Dale and I will get those supplies

we left on the other
side of the island.

I thought you said there was
nothing on the other side.

Uh, right. Uh, nothin'.

Nothing but the supplies.

Too right.

Bon voyage!

Huh. Those two sure
are acting goofy.

Good. That means everything
is perfectly normal.

Let's see now.

From here we go 3,000
paces to Porcupine Palm.

Another 1,000 paces
to Turtle Rock.

Two hundred and sixty
paces to Coconut Grove.

And then, finally, 750 paces

to Crocodile Cave where
the treasure is buried.

Uh, but, sir,

wouldn't it be
easier if we just...

ROGER: Not now, Stormy.

We've got a treasure to find.

DALE: Ready when you
are, Monterey!

(GRUNTING) Right, Dale.
Just one more rock.

You know, Gadget would be proud
of us for this little getup.

Yeah. This is gonna be fun.

Up, up and away!

- Goin' down.
- Coming up.

I'd hate to be here when the
Pirats find the loot's been looted.

Course we did find it first.

Finders keepers, losers weepers.

DALE: Hey,
how do you steer this thing?

Wait for me!

Slow down!

(BOTH GASPING)

(BOTH SCREAMING)

(GRUNTS) A nice soft landin'.

What more could you ask for?

How about a way down?

(BRANCH CREAKING)

(MONTEREY SCREAMING)

(CRASHING)

You had to ask.

There. That'll keep those Pirats
from finding our treasure.

GADGET: They're over here, Chip.

I knew it.

Off playing while
we do all the work.

Now, come on,
the Ranger Boat is ready to sail.

Ahoy.
Not much farther to go, mateys.

Uh, but, sir,
Crocodile Cave is right over...

I know where it
is, barnacle brain.

I'm the one with
the treasure map.

Now, come on.

(THUNDER CRASHING)

CHIP: I can't wait to get off this
old island and onto a new case.

Well, help me gather up the rest
of the food and we'll cast off.

Say, maybe we can take
the treasure with us.

Sorry to fizzle your
fire, partner,

but even if we had time to
sneak the treasure aboard,

the weight would sink
this little boat.

(BOTH GASPING)

(THUDDING)

(HORN BLOWING)

(GASPING)

(SQUEAKING)

Hey, what happened
to the Ranger Boat?

It was supposed to do
that, right?

Golly! Looks like we're
shipwrecked again.

That ought to give us enough
time to gather up our treasure

and figure out a
way to get it home.

ROGER: (EXCLAIMS) Nothin' like a
buried treasure to brighten your day.

Hmm. Now why would some swabbie

be leavin' this here rope
tied to the treasure?

Uh, to keep the rope
from wanderin' off?

Careful, me hearties.

That be a treasure chest of gold
doubloons you be pullin' up.

(EXCLAIMS INQUISITIVELY)

Why, this be nothin' but
a bucket full of rocks.

Hey. How much do you
reckon they be worth?

Fool!
Someone got here before us.

But there's no one else what
knows about this here treasure.

Except those rascally
Rescue Rangers.

After them, me hearties.

(ALL YELLING)

Uh-oh.

(ROGER SCREAMING)

(CRASHING)

Maybe we should have told the
others about our treasure.

After all, they are our friends.

Too right.

We should be
ashamed of ourselves

for not sharin' all
this lovely loot.

So I guess we'll have to just
divide up your half of the booty.

My half?

What about your half?

Here. Give that back.

Come back here,
you greedy little gold monger!

Who are you calling a gold monger, you...
you selfish sneak?

(THUNDER CRASHING)

Golly! We'll never find Dale
and Monterey in all this rain.

Lucky for them.

Now, Chip,

you can't be sure they made
that hole in the Ranger Boat.

And besides,
we're still all Rescue Rangers.

And that means we're...

ROGER: Surrounded!

(BOTH GASPING)

(ALL EXCLAIMING)

So, you thought you'd
scare off old Jolly Roger

with talk of
hurricanes, did you?

Well, now,
back to the Pirat Ship

with these pitiful plunderers.

We'll search for the others when
this little drizzle lets up.

(EXCLAIMING)

Come back with me treasure!

Try and get it.

You asked for it.

BOTH: Huh?

ROGER: Go on, step lively.

We'll show you what
happens to those

what steals a Pirat's treasure.

(PIRATS EXCLAIMING)

PIRAT: I say we make
'em walk the plank.

(ALL EXCLAIMING EXCITEDLY)

No, we did that last time.

(ALL EXCLAIMING DISAPPOINTEDLY)

How about we keelhaul 'em?

(ALL EXCLAIMING EXCITEDLY)

No, we just painted the keel.

(ALL EXCLAIMING DISAPPOINTEDLY)

We could dress 'em up like
bunnies and dip 'em in chocolate.

(ALL EXCLAIMING EXCITEDLY)

ALL: Huh?

I'm afraid that ain't
piratical enough, Stormy.

GADGET: Well,
considering the time of day and all,

you could bury us in the sand and
wait for high tide to come in.

- (ALL EXCLAIMING EXCITEDLY)
- A fine idea.

Gadget!

Oh! Oops.

You know I can't
resist a challenge.

MONTEREY: It looks like our
gold fever caused the Pirats

to get a little hotheaded.

I sure hope your plan works.

It's a bit of a long shot,

but it is our fault the others
are here so we got to try.

What say we go
trollin' for sharks?

(ALL AGREEING)

And we can be usin'
these three as bait.

(ROGER LAUGHING)

Careful, pally.
This cannon's a wee bit

(BOTH SCREAMING)

slippery.

Well, well, well.

What have we here?
A couple of stowaways?

Uh, I don't suppose you'd care to let
our mates go nice and peaceful like

before we have to hurt you.

Hardy, har, har, har.

What are you goin' to
do, laddie?

Make us laugh to death?

Stand back or I'll fire.

Go ahead,
you soft-headed scallywag.

But you be pointin' that
cannon in the wrong direction.

I told you it'd be a long shot.

What's the matter?
Afraid of gettin' rained on?

You might say that.

(COCONUTS APPROACHING)

(ALL SCREAMING)

(PIRATS CHATTERING)

Blimey! Is everyone all right?

No thanks to you.

Uh, sorry about the Ranger Boat.

And all of the
trouble we caused.

I'm afraid we're in
for even more trouble.

GADGET: Looks like that
hurricane's on its way.

Uh, right. Uh, no time to talk.

Got to get back
to Crocodile Cave.

ROGER: Crocodile Cave?

I knew it.
They're goin' for our treasure.

After them!

(PIRATS EXCLAIMING)

Treasure!
So that's what this is all about.

Golly! We have to save
them from the Pirats.

BOTH: Rescue Rangers, away!

Zowie! Looks like we lost 'em.

(PANTING) Too right.

Well, guess there's only
one thing to do now.

(EXCLAIMS) Which way did those
scupperin' scallywags go?

(DALE WHISTLING)

There they be, mateys!

After them!

(ALL EXCLAIMING)

Golly, Chip.

It almost seems
like Monty and Dale

want the Pirats to follow them.

Do you think they followed us?

I'm sure of it.

(ALL EXCLAIMING)

Avast, me hearties.

Those treasure-nappers
are here someplace.

Dale, Monterey.
Are you... Uh-oh.

Ready.

Aim.

Fire!

Just wanted to close
up the old croc

and save everyone
from the hurricane.

I told you before,
there's no hurricane.

Why, just look at old
Stormy's mustache.

(ALL EXCLAIMING)

(ALL GASPING)

Look! The hurricane!

(ALL SCREAMING)

Shiver me timbers.

That could've been us
on that there ship.

You saved our lives, lads.

How can we ever be thankin' ye?

By letting me go?

Heave ho, mateys! Heave ho!

(GRUNTING)

Ah. Look at all that
treasure, lads.

You be deservin' a
big pat on the back.

Uh, okay.

(SCREAMS)

(LAUGHS) You got the drop
on me that time, Stormy.

Now, let's hoist
anchor and shove off.

(CHUCKLING) Oh,
that is as soon as the tide comes in.

Golly! It sure was nice of the
Pirats to share their treasure.

Crikey! It was nice, wasn't it?

Course, I deserved it.

You? What about me?

MONTEREY: Give me that.
It's mine.

Not anymore.

(BOTH EXCLAIMING)

That ought to cool
off their gold fever.

(MIMICKING PIRATS)