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♪♪
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♪ SOMETIMES SOME CRIMES ♪
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♪ GO SLIPPIN'
THROUGH THE CRACKS ♪
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♪ BUT THESE TWO GUMSHOES ♪
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♪ ARE PICKIN' UP THE SLACK ♪
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♪ THERE'S NO CASE TOO BIG ♪
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♪ NO CASE TOO SMALL ♪
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♪ WHEN YOU NEED
HELP, JUST CALL ♪
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♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N DALE'S ♪
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♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
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♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N DALE ♪
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♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
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♪ NO, NO, IT NEVER FAILS ♪
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♪ ONCE THEY'RE INVOLVED ♪
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♪ SOMEHOW WHATEVER'S
WRONG GETS SOLVED ♪
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♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N DALE'S ♪
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♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
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♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N DALE ♪
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♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
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♪ NO, NO, IT NEVER FAILS ♪
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♪ THEY'LL TAKE THE CLUES ♪
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♪ AND FIND THE WHERES
AND WHYS AND WHOS ♪
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♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N DALE'S ♪
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♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
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♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N DALE ♪
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♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
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♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N DALE ♪
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THERE'S THE THEATER.
HURRY AND LAND.
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ROGER, DALE.
ONE LANDING COMING UP.
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COME ON!
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WHAT'S THE BIG HURRY, DALE?
WE'VE GOT PLENTY OF TIME.
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I DON'T WANT TO
MISS THE CARTOON.
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HOPE IT'S THE ONE WITH
THE BIG DUMB DUCK.
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UHH! UGHH!
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[ORCHESTRA TUNING UP]
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WELL, I THINK WE SHOULD BE
DOING SOMETHING MORE IMPORTANT
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THAN GOING TO THE MOVIES.
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OH, CHIP. EVEN RESCUE RANGERS
NEED TIME OFF ONCE IN A WHILE.
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BESIDES, THIS MOVIE IS RESEARCH.
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IT'S GOT BATTLES AND
SWORD-FIGHTING AND EVERYTHING.
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HEY, WHERE'S ZIPPER?
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THE MOVIE'S ABOUT TO START.
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[SNIFFS]
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AAH!
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CAN'T STAND BEING IN THE
SPOTLIGHT, EH, ZIP?
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AHH...
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[PIANO PLAYING]
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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LET THE MASQUERADE BEGIN.
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HEY, WHERE'S THE MOVIE SCREEN?
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♪ OH, CRUEL FATE ♪
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♪ OH, SAD DAY... ♪
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WHAT IS ALL THIS STUFF?
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GOLLY, DALE. THIS ISN'T A MOVIE.
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NO KIDDING!
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STRIKE ME STARKERS!
IT'S A BLOOMIN' OPERA!
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GOSH, WHAT AN OPPORTUNITY FOR US
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TO CULTURALLY ENRICH OURSELVES.
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♪ AHH AHH AHH AHH AHH ♪
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♪ AHH AHH AH! ♪
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HA.
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I HATE IT!
I'M GOING HOME TO WATCH TV!
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GOOD! I'LL STAY HERE FOR
SOME CULTURAL ENRICHMENT.
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WELL, I DIDN'T SAY I
COULDN'T LEARN TO LIKE IT.
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♪ IF ONLY HE WOULD RETURN ♪
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♪ TO ME ♪
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♪ HEY, HEY, HEY,
I'VE COME TO SAVE THE DAY! ♪
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GET THAT PIRATE SCUM!
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♪ FAIR MAIDEN ♪
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♪ I HAVE RETURNED ♪
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♪ AND NOTHING ♪
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♪ NOTHING ♪
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♪ NOTHING... ♪
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WOWEE! WHAT A GUY!
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♪ WILL PART US NOW ♪
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♪ OUR HEARTS ARE ONE ♪
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♪ WE WILL NEVER PART ♪
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♪ OUR LOVE ♪
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♪ WILL LAST ♪
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♪ FOREVER... ♪
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AHH...
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EW! MUSHY STUFF!
BUT THAT SWORD-FIGHTING WAS GREAT!
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DALE! SHH!
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♪ LOVE AND PASSION ♪
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♪ AHH AHH AHH ♪
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♪ I WILL LEAVE YOU... ♪
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CAN YOU SEE THEM?
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DON'T CROWD ME, YOU IDIOT.
THEY'RE RIGHT BELOW.
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HAND ME THE FILE.
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♪ HANDS OFF, PIRATE SCUM ♪
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♪ WHAT HO? ♪
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♪ SHE IS THE KING'S
ONLY DAUGHTER... ♪
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OH, BOY! MORE SWORD-FIGHTING!
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♪ LEAVE HER BE OR FACE DEATH ♪
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EN GARDE!
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EN GARDE!
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EN GARDE, PIRATE SCUM!
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YOU SAID IT.
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UH-OH.
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WHAT A HAM!
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[LAUGHTER]
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[APPLAUSE]
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[SAWING]
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HUH?
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DALE!
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[GASPS]
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[GROANS]
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THAT WAS A CLOSE CALL.
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I GUESS ACCIDENTS DO HAPPEN.
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BUT IT WASN'T AN ACCIDENT.
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COME ON!
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DALE, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
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ALL RIGHT? I WAS GREAT!
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DIDN'T YOU SEE ME?
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THAT COULD HAVE BEEN YOU.
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[GROANS]
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HEY! THOSE ARE THE
GUYS WHO CUT THE ROPE!
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[CHATTERING]
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CRIKEY, THIS IS HEAVY.
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THOSE LITTLE NIPPERS ARE
SURE STRONG FOR THEIR SIZE.
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GOLLY! WE MUST BE IN THE
STORM DRAINS UNDER THE CITY.
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GET A MOVE ON, MONTEREY!
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I'M GONNA SLICE THOSE YELLOW-BELLIED
SCALLYWAGGERS TO RIBBONS!
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HEY! QUIT ROCKING THE BOAT!
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ALL RIGHT.
I JUST WISH WE COULD GO FASTER.
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I HAVEN'T HAD A RIDE LIKE THAT
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SINCE ME WALLABY HAD
THE FIDGETING HICCUPS.
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AHH! TOORALOO!
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GOLLY! IT'S LIKE WE'RE
IN A WHOLE OTHER WORLD.
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BUT WHY WOULD THOSE LITTLE GUYS
WANT TO LIVE WAY DOWN HERE?
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RENT'S PROBABLY CHEAPER.
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YOU PUTRID TOAD!
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THAT OPERA SINGER WOULD
BE FLAT AS A CREPE
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IF NOT FOR YOU!
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ME? YOU JUST HURT MY HAND!
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THIS IS HOW YOU GET RID OF
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A NO-TALENT ACTOR
LIKE CLARENCE DUDLEY.
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OW! OOH! EEH!
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OW! OUCH! OW!
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NO, THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT.
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OUCH! STOP IT! ALL RIGHT! OW!
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OH, THEY'RE NOTHING
BUT PINT-SIZED TWERPS.
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I CAN TAKE 'EM.
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ARE YOU CRAZY?
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COME BACK HERE, DALE!
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EN GARDE!
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[GASPS]
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EN GARDE, YOU SAY?
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UNFAIR, YOU NASTY RODENT!
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I DON'T NEED THIS.
I'LL TAKE YOU BAREHANDED.
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DON'T GET COCKY, PALLY.
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PLEASE DON'T INTERRUPT THEM.
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THIS IS THE BEST PART.
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UGHH!
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AHH!
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HUH?
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AH, WHAT HAVE WE HERE?
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COULD IT BE AN AUDIENCE?
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UH, I GUESS.
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WE'RE THE...
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[GULP] RESCUE RANGERS.
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OH, HOW MARVELOUSLY INTRIGUING.
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AND I...
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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AND I...
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OH! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
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THE MANAGEMENT IS
PLEASED TO PRESENT
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FOR YOUR HISTRIONIC PLEASURE...
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THAT'S ONE CRACKED CROC.
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THE SINGER, DANCER,
AND ACTOR EXTRAORDINAIRE,
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SEWERNOSE DE BERGERAC.
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WHY, THANK YOU, EURIPIDES.
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YOU ARE TOO KIND.
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OF COURSE HE'S TOO KIND.
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YOU STINK!
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AHH!
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I GIVE HIM THE THUMBS DOWN.
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NO. THE THUMBS UP.
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HIS MACBETH INTERPRETATION
IS BEYOND COMPARE.
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ACK!
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WHAT'S THE MATTER, SEWERNOSE?
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CAN'T TAKE CRITICISM?
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I CAN, TOO!
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CRITICISM ALLOWS A
PERFORMER TO GROW.
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AFTER ALL, I AM A PROFESSIONAL.
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I HAVE STUDIED UNDER
THE GREATEST PERFORMERS
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OF ALL TIME.
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YEAH, ABOUT 30 FEET UNDER.
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IT HASN'T BEEN EASY, YOU KNOW.
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BARELY OUT OF THE EGG,
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I WAS CRUELLY TORN FROM MY
NEST IN THE LOUISIANA BAYOU
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AND SENT TO A
METROPOLITAN PET SHOP.
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YOU CAN IMAGINE THE
PSYCHOLOGICAL DAMAGE.
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NO SOONER WAS I SETTLED
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THAN I WAS AGAIN UPROOTED
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WHEN SOMEONE'S
MOTHER FLUSHED ME...
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YOU'LL EXCUSE THE EXPRESSION...
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INTO THE CITY SEWER SYSTEM.
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[SNIFFLES]
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SO I MADE MY HOME HERE,
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BENEATH THE THEATER.
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BRAVO! BRAVO!
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BRAVISSIMO!
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REALLY MARVELOUS!
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THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
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AAH!
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YOU CAN'T LEAVE NOW!
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THE SHOW'S JUST BEGUN!
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I WAS HOPING YOU'D STAY
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FOR A LITTLE DINNER THEATER.
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HA HA HA HA!
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HA HA HA HA HA!
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WELCOME TO SEWERNOSE DE
BERGERAC'S DINNER THEATER.
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[CHATTERING]
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PAY THE RENT OR ELSE
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I'LL BE FORCED TO SELL
YOUR FAVORITE DOG, SPOT.
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[BARKING]
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NO, NO, NOT MY DEAR PUP SPOT.
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OH, BOO-HOO! BOO-HOO!
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NEVER FEAR, MADAM.
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WE WILL SAVE YOU.
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OH, THANK YOU, KIND SIRS.
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SO YOU THINK YOU CAN SAVE
HER, DO YOU?
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I'LL TEACH YOU NUTHEADS A
LESSON YOU'LL NEVER FORGET.
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THOSE ARE FIGHTING WORDS, SIR.
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PUT UP YOUR DUKES.
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HA HA HA! THERE'S NOTHING
LIKE A GOOD MELODRAMA!
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AND THIS IS NOTHING LIKE ONE.
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YOU CAN'T DO THAT
WITH MY FRIENDS!
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WHY YOU... I'LL SHOW YA,
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YOU OVERGROWN
EXCUSE FOR A LIZARD!
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WHAT? STOP THAT!
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THE SHOW MUST GO ON.
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I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER
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THAN TO PERFORM DINNER
THEATER WITH AMATEURS!
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OH, WELL. WE'LL JUST
DISPENSE WITH THE THEATER
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AND GO RIGHT TO DINNER.
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[GASP]
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GOLLY, MR. SEWERNOSE.
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WE'RE SORRY WE'RE WEREN'T
VERY GOOD IN YOUR SHOW.
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BUT YOU CAN'T EXPECT US
TO BE AS WONDERFUL AS YOU!
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WONDERFUL?
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RIGHT. YOU'RE THE BEST
ACTOR WE'VE EVER SEEN!
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YOU BETCHA.
EVEN BETTER THAN OLD CLARENCE DUDLEY.
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HEAR THAT, BOYS?
PUBLIC RECOGNITION AT LAST!
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I'M EXCITED SENSELESS!
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I CAN SING RINGS
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AROUND THAT NO-TALENT
FOOFINEGLE, CLARENCE DUDLEY!
249
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AND TONIGHT, I WILL.
250
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DUDLEY, TONIGHT YOU
FACE YOUR FINAL CURTAIN.
251
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HA HA HA HA!
252
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HE'S BATTIER THAN A ROOM
FULL OF JAMAICAN FRUIT BATS,
253
00:13:05,115 --> 00:13:08,038
BUT YOU'VE GOTTA ADMIT,
HE'S ENTERTAINING.
254
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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CANDYGRAM.
256
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NO, THANK YOU.
MUST WATCH MY FIGURE, YOU KNOW.
257
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FLOWERS.
258
00:13:21,221 --> 00:13:23,632
HEAVENS, NO! MY HAY FEVER.
259
00:13:23,633 --> 00:13:25,594
SINGING TELEGRAM.
260
00:13:25,595 --> 00:13:27,847
HMM. HOW DROLL.
261
00:13:27,848 --> 00:13:29,599
ENTREZ-VOUS.
262
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,732
♪ CLARENCE DUDLEY, WHAT A STAR ♪
263
00:13:33,733 --> 00:13:36,105
♪ A CELEBRITY
THROUGH AND THROUGH ♪
264
00:13:36,106 --> 00:13:39,028
♪ YOUR EGO'S FAT,
BUT THAT'S OKAY ♪
265
00:13:39,029 --> 00:13:41,570
♪ 'CAUSE I INTEND TO EAT YOU ♪
266
00:13:41,571 --> 00:13:43,282
AHH! NO!
267
00:13:43,283 --> 00:13:44,404
NO!
268
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,213
VERY WELL.
269
00:13:54,214 --> 00:13:56,916
ONE SHOULDN'T PERFORM ON
A FULL STOMACH ANYWAY.
270
00:13:56,917 --> 00:13:58,088
AHH!
271
00:14:05,805 --> 00:14:08,178
BUT I...
I HAVE A PERFORMANCE TO...
272
00:14:13,974 --> 00:14:17,317
GOLLY, WE CAN'T JUST HANG
AROUND AND DO NOTHING.
273
00:14:36,546 --> 00:14:38,417
IT'S THE UNIFORM, MATES.
274
00:14:38,418 --> 00:14:40,550
WOMEN GO CRAZY FOR THEM.
275
00:14:51,181 --> 00:14:53,513
COME ON!
WE'VE GOT TO SAVE CLARENCE.
276
00:15:06,236 --> 00:15:08,617
MAN,
THIS THRONE'S GETTING HEAVY.
277
00:15:08,618 --> 00:15:12,792
OR MAYBE IT'S JUST THE SIX
CHILI DOGS WE HAD FOR LUNCH.
278
00:15:15,375 --> 00:15:17,456
NO SIGN OF SEWERNOSE.
279
00:15:17,457 --> 00:15:19,708
MAYBE WE GOT HERE FIRST.
280
00:15:19,709 --> 00:15:21,250
WE'D BETTER CHECK
CLARENCE'S DRESSING ROOM.
281
00:15:21,251 --> 00:15:23,673
GIVE IT THE OLD EYEBALL, ZIPPER.
282
00:15:26,096 --> 00:15:27,597
[GROANING]
283
00:15:31,601 --> 00:15:33,932
LOOKS LIKE WE'D
BETTER GET IN THERE.
284
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,475
ALLEY-OOP!
285
00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:53,033
IT'S NO GOOD, GUYS.
I CAN'T REACH.
286
00:15:54,574 --> 00:15:56,125
WELL, OF COURSE.
287
00:15:56,126 --> 00:15:58,627
WHY DIDN'T I DO THAT
IN THE FIRST PLACE?
288
00:15:58,628 --> 00:16:01,581
WHAT IS THIS, 20 QUESTIONS?
289
00:16:08,888 --> 00:16:10,050
AAH!
290
00:16:13,513 --> 00:16:16,055
OH, NO!
HE'S HEADED FOR THE STAGE!
291
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♪ MI MI MI MI ♪
292
00:16:26,196 --> 00:16:28,317
[ORCHESTRA TUNING UP]
293
00:16:28,318 --> 00:16:31,160
[CONDUCTOR TAPPING BATON]
294
00:16:31,161 --> 00:16:33,112
DO YOU SEE SEWERNOSE?
295
00:16:33,113 --> 00:16:34,413
AFRAID NOT.
296
00:16:34,414 --> 00:16:35,874
YOU WOULDN'T THINK AN ALLIGATOR
297
00:16:35,875 --> 00:16:37,326
WOULD BE SO HARD TO FIND.
298
00:16:37,327 --> 00:16:38,787
WE GOTTA GET HIM
BACK INTO THE SEWER
299
00:16:38,788 --> 00:16:40,209
BEFORE HE HURTS SOMEONE.
300
00:16:40,210 --> 00:16:42,042
BUT HOW? HE'S TOO BIG.
301
00:16:43,213 --> 00:16:45,215
LET THE MASQUERADE BEGIN.
302
00:16:47,217 --> 00:16:51,050
♪ OH, CRUEL FATE ♪
303
00:16:51,051 --> 00:16:55,054
♪ OH, SAD DAY ♪
304
00:16:55,055 --> 00:16:57,096
♪ OH, THAT'S MY
FATHER, THE KING... ♪
305
00:16:57,097 --> 00:17:01,560
TRY NOT TO CHOKE OUT THERE,
YOU DESPICABLE LIZARD.
306
00:17:01,561 --> 00:17:03,733
THANK YOU, VOLTAIRE.
307
00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:07,986
YOU'LL BE MARVELOUS, SEWERNOSE!
308
00:17:07,987 --> 00:17:11,530
AH, EURIPIDES,
I CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON YOU.
309
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,952
GO OUT THERE AND KILL THEM!
310
00:17:13,953 --> 00:17:17,616
DEPENDING ON THEIR
REACTION, I JUST MIGHT.
311
00:17:17,617 --> 00:17:20,499
♪ ...FOR LOVE ♪
312
00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:23,622
♪ AND ALL BECAUSE
HE'S A PIRATE ♪
313
00:17:23,623 --> 00:17:26,585
♪ IF ONLY HE WOULD RETURN ♪
314
00:17:26,586 --> 00:17:28,338
♪ TO ME ♪
315
00:17:40,730 --> 00:17:45,275
♪ RETURN TO ME ♪
316
00:17:46,776 --> 00:17:47,817
HA HA.
317
00:17:52,031 --> 00:17:53,071
[CRASH]
318
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,994
HEY,
WHAT'S WITH DUDLEY'S NEW MASK?
319
00:17:55,995 --> 00:17:57,957
IT'S BETTER THAN
LOOKING AT HIS FACE.
320
00:18:01,371 --> 00:18:03,502
♪ HEY, HEY, HEY ♪
321
00:18:03,503 --> 00:18:06,795
♪ I'VE COME TO SAVE THE DAY ♪
322
00:18:06,796 --> 00:18:08,917
IT WORKED ONCE BEFORE.
323
00:18:08,918 --> 00:18:10,549
♪ I HAVE RETURNED ♪
324
00:18:10,550 --> 00:18:13,091
♪ AND NOTHING ♪
325
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,053
♪ NOTHING ♪
326
00:18:15,054 --> 00:18:17,016
♪ NOTHING... ♪
327
00:18:19,979 --> 00:18:22,482
♪ WILL PART US NOW ♪
328
00:18:23,813 --> 00:18:29,648
♪ OUR HEARTS ARE ONE ♪
329
00:18:29,649 --> 00:18:34,403
♪ WE WILL NEVER PART ♪
330
00:18:34,404 --> 00:18:36,445
AAH!
331
00:18:36,446 --> 00:18:37,786
- OH, NO!
- COME ON!
332
00:18:37,787 --> 00:18:39,238
WE'VE GOTTA KEEP
HIM ON THE STAGE!
333
00:18:39,239 --> 00:18:41,580
ALLIGATOR?
334
00:18:41,581 --> 00:18:42,582
AAH!
335
00:18:44,454 --> 00:18:45,745
YIPE!
336
00:18:47,377 --> 00:18:51,340
EVERYONE'S A CRITIC.
I'LL HAVE YOU ALL FOR DINNER!
337
00:18:51,341 --> 00:18:55,174
♪ OUR HEARTS ARE ONE ♪
338
00:18:55,175 --> 00:18:56,595
MY PART!
339
00:18:56,596 --> 00:19:01,470
♪ WE WILL NEVER PART ♪
340
00:19:01,471 --> 00:19:04,893
♪ OUR LOVE ♪
341
00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:07,766
♪ WILL LAST ♪
342
00:19:07,767 --> 00:19:11,940
♪ FOREVER ♪
343
00:19:11,941 --> 00:19:14,483
♪ OUR HEARTS ARE ONE ♪
344
00:19:14,484 --> 00:19:16,235
♪ AHH AHH AHH... ♪
345
00:19:16,236 --> 00:19:17,576
ALMOST DONE, GADGET?
346
00:19:17,577 --> 00:19:20,829
JUST ABOUT. BUT YOU HAVE TO GET
SEWERNOSE INTO THE FOUNTAIN.
347
00:19:20,830 --> 00:19:22,541
NO PROBLEM.
348
00:19:22,542 --> 00:19:27,046
♪ I WILL LEAVE YOU ♪
349
00:19:29,749 --> 00:19:33,502
♪ NEVER ♪
350
00:19:33,503 --> 00:19:35,384
♪ HANDS OFF, PIRATE SCUM ♪
351
00:19:35,385 --> 00:19:36,675
♪ WHAT HO? ♪
352
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:39,428
♪ SHE IS THE KING'S
ONLY DAUGHTER ♪
353
00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:43,222
♪ NOT YOURS FOR THE TAKIN' ♪
354
00:19:43,223 --> 00:19:45,725
♪ LEAVE HER BE OR FACE DEATH ♪
355
00:19:47,727 --> 00:19:49,068
EN GARDE!
356
00:19:50,069 --> 00:19:53,233
OKAY, THAT DOES IT.
IT'S UP TO DALE NOW.
357
00:20:03,663 --> 00:20:06,495
OH, I KNEW I SHOULD
HAVE BEEN A DOCTOR.
358
00:20:06,496 --> 00:20:08,207
MAYBE IT'S NOT TOO LATE.
359
00:20:14,594 --> 00:20:16,545
HOW'S THAT, SEWERBREATH?
360
00:20:16,546 --> 00:20:19,098
[SNORT] CHILD'S PLAY!
361
00:20:27,056 --> 00:20:29,017
I MEANT TO DO THAT.
362
00:20:29,018 --> 00:20:31,730
COMIC RELIEF IS
ESSENTIAL TO DRAMA.
363
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,523
GET HIM INTO THE FOUNTAIN!
364
00:20:38,818 --> 00:20:41,320
ALL RIGHT, YOU PIRATE SCUM!
365
00:20:41,321 --> 00:20:42,822
IT'S TIME YOU HAD A BATH!
366
00:20:49,078 --> 00:20:51,079
ZOUNDS! I AM UNDONE.
367
00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:53,372
YOUR FLASHY SWORD AND RAPIER WIT
368
00:20:53,373 --> 00:20:55,043
ARE TOO MUCH FOR ME.
369
00:20:55,044 --> 00:20:56,636
WAY TO GO, DALE!
370
00:20:58,007 --> 00:21:00,178
YOU'RE FINISHED, SEWERNOSE!
371
00:21:00,179 --> 00:21:02,722
AH, BUT YOU FORGET...
372
00:21:04,644 --> 00:21:06,515
I AM THE HERO OF THIS PLAY.
373
00:21:06,516 --> 00:21:07,686
[GULP]
374
00:21:07,687 --> 00:21:08,727
OH, NO!
375
00:21:08,728 --> 00:21:11,440
COME ON, LOVE!
NOW I'VE GOT AN IDEA!
376
00:21:11,441 --> 00:21:13,022
AREN'T YOU OVERDRESSED?
377
00:21:15,355 --> 00:21:19,319
NOW FOR A LITTLE
CHIPMUNK SHISH KEBAB.
378
00:21:22,362 --> 00:21:26,244
GO AHEAD!
THEN TURN THE SWORD ON YOURSELF!
379
00:21:26,245 --> 00:21:29,328
RIGHT! YOU'VE ALREADY
HACKED THIS PLAY TO RIBBONS.
380
00:21:29,329 --> 00:21:32,871
BUT HOW? I MEAN, I WAS GOOD.
381
00:21:32,872 --> 00:21:34,673
I AM AN ACTOR!
382
00:21:34,674 --> 00:21:36,505
YOU ARE THE BUFFOON.
383
00:21:36,506 --> 00:21:40,420
YOU STINK, YOU STINK, YOU STINK.
384
00:21:42,762 --> 00:21:44,683
ET TU, EURIPIDES?
385
00:21:44,684 --> 00:21:47,387
BUT YOU WERE ALWAYS
SO KIND TO ME.
386
00:21:48,688 --> 00:21:49,849
LET HER RIP, ZIPPER!
387
00:21:52,141 --> 00:21:53,852
[WHOOSH]
388
00:21:53,853 --> 00:21:55,734
NO! NO, NOT THAT!
389
00:21:55,735 --> 00:21:59,237
MAMA!
390
00:21:59,238 --> 00:22:01,701
NO!
391
00:22:05,865 --> 00:22:09,908
WELL, I GUESS SEWERNOSE IS
ALL WASHED UP IN THIS TOWN.
392
00:22:09,909 --> 00:22:13,041
YEAH, HE REALLY LET
HIMSELF GO DOWN THE DRAIN.
393
00:22:13,042 --> 00:22:14,123
HA HA HA!
394
00:22:21,801 --> 00:22:23,092
[END MUSIC PLAYING]
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