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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:00,738 --> 00:01:03,717 Good afternoon, everyone. This is your captain speaking. 2 00:01:03,832 --> 00:01:08,467 Sorry for the delay. A few more minutes. Thanks for your patience. 3 00:01:08,623 --> 00:01:11,207 - It's been a half-hour late. - It always happens. 4 00:01:11,373 --> 00:01:13,884 Every time we fly out of New York. 5 00:01:15,207 --> 00:01:19,248 - We better not miss our connection. - We only have two hours. 6 00:01:20,832 --> 00:01:23,634 - Can I help you? - I don't know. Can you? 7 00:01:24,707 --> 00:01:29,092 - May I help you? - Why are we behind schedule? 8 00:01:29,332 --> 00:01:32,301 Just a few more minutes. Can I get you something to drink? 9 00:01:32,446 --> 00:01:34,801 I don't know. Can you? 10 00:01:38,873 --> 00:01:40,926 Right this way. 11 00:01:41,873 --> 00:01:44,134 - Thanks. - You're welcome. 12 00:01:46,540 --> 00:01:49,134 Hi. I'm Jennifer. 13 00:01:49,498 --> 00:01:54,134 - Wait till the last minute to pack? - Nope. Got my first period. 14 00:01:55,290 --> 00:01:57,967 Good afternoon, everyone. This is your captain again. 15 00:01:58,071 --> 00:02:02,634 We're making our way out and we'll take off shortly. Enjoy it. 16 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:06,332 Does it gross you out to know that I'm bleeding right now? 17 00:02:06,498 --> 00:02:09,384 - Why should it? It's just biology. - We could have sex right now... 18 00:02:09,530 --> 00:02:12,176 and I wouldn't get pregnant. 19 00:02:13,696 --> 00:02:17,123 - Do you have orgasms? - That's none of your business! 20 00:02:17,248 --> 00:02:21,134 - You're still young. Are you ten? - 12. 21 00:02:23,988 --> 00:02:26,467 - Do you live in LA or New York? - LA. 22 00:02:26,582 --> 00:02:30,634 Me too. My dad ran off, so my mom and I moved to California. 23 00:02:31,738 --> 00:02:34,665 - Your parents still together? - No. Yes! 24 00:02:34,790 --> 00:02:37,790 - What's that mean? - They are getting back together. 25 00:02:37,905 --> 00:02:41,676 - That's great. - Yeah, I have it all planned out. 26 00:02:41,821 --> 00:02:44,801 - You're getting them back together? - I've already talked to my father. 27 00:02:44,946 --> 00:02:48,509 And I'm gonna explain to my mother how the divorce is ruining my life. 28 00:02:48,748 --> 00:02:51,457 - Maybe they're not in love anymore. - You have to work at love... 29 00:02:51,571 --> 00:02:54,342 ...if you want it to last forever. - Who says love should last forever? 30 00:02:54,488 --> 00:02:56,051 - They're married! - They're divorced! 31 00:02:56,248 --> 00:02:59,290 They shared vows, made commitment. They have responsibilities! 32 00:02:59,363 --> 00:03:02,957 - Someone needs to remind them! - My mother says, if love is broken... 33 00:03:03,082 --> 00:03:06,665 ...you just have to throw it out. - That's what's wrong with grown-ups. 34 00:03:06,790 --> 00:03:09,582 - They're lazy. - You're an idiot! 35 00:03:09,748 --> 00:03:12,290 - You're an idiot! - You're ugly! 36 00:03:21,457 --> 00:03:25,801 Try breathing. Take a deep breath. It'll help you relax. 37 00:03:25,946 --> 00:03:28,040 I'm not not-relaxed. 38 00:03:28,748 --> 00:03:30,873 This is just how I am. 39 00:03:31,030 --> 00:03:36,051 One, two, three, four, five... 40 00:03:36,363 --> 00:03:39,717 six, seven, eight, nine... 41 00:03:55,613 --> 00:03:57,332 Halftime! 42 00:03:57,488 --> 00:04:02,248 That's half time, with the Knights leading the Gophers 14 to 7. 43 00:04:03,165 --> 00:04:06,373 It should come as no surprise that this year's homecoming king... 44 00:04:06,488 --> 00:04:10,332 is the Knights' star quarterback Cameron Fitzgerald. 45 00:04:10,488 --> 00:04:14,290 And what good is a king without a queen? Let's give a royal cheer... 46 00:04:14,446 --> 00:04:18,998 to this year's homecoming queen, Jennifer Burrows! 47 00:04:19,155 --> 00:04:22,040 Bow down to my queen and king! 48 00:04:22,196 --> 00:04:25,248 - Jennifer Burrows? - Gopher! 49 00:04:25,571 --> 00:04:28,082 Do you mock my queen? 50 00:04:29,196 --> 00:04:34,290 I thinketh that you do! And for that you shall die. 51 00:04:43,696 --> 00:04:45,082 Die! 52 00:04:47,363 --> 00:04:49,582 Die, Gopher! 53 00:05:00,280 --> 00:05:04,863 - Run the head over! - No. No, don't! 54 00:05:10,071 --> 00:05:13,405 - Are you all right? - My head. 55 00:05:13,571 --> 00:05:19,030 - You're gonna be okay. - No, my head. Where is it? 56 00:05:41,321 --> 00:05:43,790 How's your head? 57 00:05:44,738 --> 00:05:46,290 Not so good. 58 00:05:47,238 --> 00:05:49,457 I'm so sorry. 59 00:05:51,905 --> 00:05:54,613 You don't remember me, do you? 60 00:05:56,103 --> 00:06:00,165 - No. Should I? - No. 61 00:06:01,269 --> 00:06:03,832 We were on a plane together once. 62 00:06:06,603 --> 00:06:10,280 My God! Ryan? 63 00:06:10,613 --> 00:06:13,332 You're Counting Ryan? 64 00:06:13,821 --> 00:06:17,665 Of course I remember you. Once a month I remember you. 65 00:06:17,811 --> 00:06:21,446 I must have told that period on the plane story, like, a million times. 66 00:06:21,946 --> 00:06:26,207 - Not me. - You wanna go grab a coffee? 67 00:06:26,571 --> 00:06:29,530 What about your boyfriend, the king? 68 00:06:29,655 --> 00:06:32,832 I don't have a boyfriend. Hate commitments. 69 00:06:32,978 --> 00:06:36,998 Why limit yourself when there's a world of possibilities out there? 70 00:06:37,894 --> 00:06:41,238 Maybe all those possibilities distract you from what you want. 71 00:06:41,405 --> 00:06:44,238 - That's why I don't watch cable. - What? 72 00:06:44,436 --> 00:06:48,655 - There's too many choices. - Luckily your school has uniform. 73 00:06:49,603 --> 00:06:54,040 You might have to pick out an outfit, and with all the choices... 74 00:06:54,155 --> 00:06:56,946 you might end up walking out of your house naked. 75 00:06:57,530 --> 00:07:01,238 - That's dumb. - Yeah, you're pretty dumb. 76 00:07:01,405 --> 00:07:04,696 - Don't call me dumb! - Why not? It's true. 77 00:07:04,821 --> 00:07:09,280 You are, you're dumb. Dumb, dumb, dumb! 78 00:07:09,519 --> 00:07:12,738 No. You're dumb! 79 00:07:17,644 --> 00:07:20,571 - So you wanna go? - No! 80 00:07:20,978 --> 00:07:25,332 - Why not? - Because this... us... 81 00:07:26,530 --> 00:07:29,071 - We don't click. - Since when? 82 00:07:29,196 --> 00:07:32,905 Since now. Right now! Does this feel like we're clicking?! 83 00:07:33,155 --> 00:07:36,696 I was only talking about getting a cup of coffee. 84 00:07:36,853 --> 00:07:41,488 - Maybe decaf for you. - It just doesn't make sense to me. 85 00:07:43,113 --> 00:07:45,988 - Fine. - Fine. 86 00:08:11,311 --> 00:08:14,738 - What time is it? - Time for me to leave for the airport. 87 00:08:14,894 --> 00:08:18,488 Impossible. I set my alarm exactly one minute before you had to leave. 88 00:08:18,811 --> 00:08:21,821 I set mine three minutes before, just to be sure. 89 00:08:22,519 --> 00:08:25,238 - I love you. - I love you. 90 00:08:25,811 --> 00:08:28,571 - Gopher boy? - What's wrong? 91 00:08:28,728 --> 00:08:30,905 - Nothing. - It is you. 92 00:08:31,061 --> 00:08:33,905 I don't believe it. Are you going to school here? 93 00:08:34,978 --> 00:08:36,780 Yes. 94 00:08:38,103 --> 00:08:42,780 - This is Betty. Betty, this is... - Jennifer. Hi, how are you doing? 95 00:08:42,936 --> 00:08:47,446 - Gopher boy and I go way back. - Please stop calling me that. 96 00:08:47,603 --> 00:08:49,446 Okay. 97 00:08:50,686 --> 00:08:55,530 Well, I guess I should get going. It was good seeing you again. 98 00:08:58,269 --> 00:09:01,488 - "Gopher boy"? - It's a long story. 99 00:09:13,769 --> 00:09:16,353 Help! Is somebody there? 100 00:09:16,644 --> 00:09:20,228 A little help here, please! Somebody. Hello? 101 00:09:22,603 --> 00:09:25,030 Excuse me. Hello! 102 00:09:30,769 --> 00:09:34,946 - Are you all right? - I'm fine. 103 00:09:35,103 --> 00:09:38,269 - You're Ryan, right? - Yeah. 104 00:09:38,436 --> 00:09:41,686 I'm Hunter, your roomie. 105 00:09:42,144 --> 00:09:45,353 - What were you doing in the trunk? - Right. 106 00:09:45,519 --> 00:09:50,363 Well, I got to the room first here before you... 107 00:09:50,478 --> 00:09:56,780 and I thought it would be funny if I popped out and surprised you. 108 00:09:56,936 --> 00:10:01,071 Surprise! And the rest is history. 109 00:10:01,217 --> 00:10:04,113 We haven't even known each other for 20 seconds... 110 00:10:04,269 --> 00:10:07,061 and already we have a story. This is gonna be great. 111 00:10:07,228 --> 00:10:09,519 - So, how are you gonna tell it? - Tell what? 112 00:10:09,686 --> 00:10:12,113 Our story. I know. 113 00:10:12,269 --> 00:10:15,603 You'll say I was gasping for air, and you saved my life. 114 00:10:15,769 --> 00:10:18,561 - Well, I... - That's a great way to tell it. 115 00:10:18,728 --> 00:10:21,978 Chicks love drama. You're good, man. 116 00:10:23,717 --> 00:10:26,853 - Thanks. - Really good! 117 00:10:27,019 --> 00:10:31,436 I'm gonna have a hard time keeping up with you. Come here. 118 00:10:33,019 --> 00:10:34,780 Man! 119 00:10:35,311 --> 00:10:37,394 Four years. 120 00:10:55,217 --> 00:10:57,946 So is she your high-school sweetheart? 121 00:10:58,092 --> 00:11:02,269 - As a matter of fact, she is. - Good for you. 122 00:11:02,426 --> 00:11:05,894 - Where's she going to school? - Seattle. 123 00:11:06,426 --> 00:11:10,196 - God. Long distance. - So? 124 00:11:10,342 --> 00:11:12,811 - Good luck. - We don't need luck. 125 00:11:12,967 --> 00:11:15,936 We have a strong relationship. We weren't together over the summer... 126 00:11:16,061 --> 00:11:18,603 and everything was fine. 127 00:11:18,978 --> 00:11:22,478 - What was she gone? A month? - Six weeks, two days. 128 00:11:22,644 --> 00:11:26,478 You visited back and forth maybe 3 times, called each other every night? 129 00:11:26,634 --> 00:11:31,478 - Right. You have to put in the work. - I've seen it happen a hundred times. 130 00:11:31,592 --> 00:11:34,644 Last year, every long-distance relationship in my dorm... 131 00:11:34,811 --> 00:11:37,811 was over by the second semester. 132 00:11:37,926 --> 00:11:41,061 - Just keeping it real. - Next in line, please. 133 00:11:41,217 --> 00:11:44,186 - So where are you living? - Herman Hall. 134 00:11:44,384 --> 00:11:47,280 - I can give you some tips. - Do you live there? 135 00:11:47,384 --> 00:11:52,019 No, but I do have friends there. I live off-campus with my boyfriend. 136 00:11:52,186 --> 00:11:55,603 What? You have a boyfriend? 137 00:11:56,519 --> 00:12:00,561 - Who? - Michael Winters, he's a musician. 138 00:12:00,717 --> 00:12:04,603 - He's great. - You're living with one guy? 139 00:12:05,176 --> 00:12:09,769 You've made a commitment that prohibits choices in the name of love? 140 00:12:09,926 --> 00:12:13,644 Isn't it crazy what falling head over heels can do to a person? 141 00:12:13,801 --> 00:12:17,019 - Next, please. - That's me. 142 00:12:23,884 --> 00:12:28,186 I came as fast as I could. What happened? 143 00:12:28,467 --> 00:12:31,353 - He dumped me! - Why? 144 00:12:31,509 --> 00:12:35,436 - He fell in love with somebody else! - God. Who? 145 00:12:35,592 --> 00:12:40,144 I don't know who and I don't care! The point is that he dumped me! 146 00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:43,728 How did you find out? I mean, did you catch them or something? 147 00:12:43,926 --> 00:12:47,519 - God. In this bed? - No! 148 00:12:47,634 --> 00:12:51,769 God! No, no! He just told me! 149 00:12:51,967 --> 00:12:54,436 - He told you? - Yeah. We made that whole pact... 150 00:12:54,592 --> 00:12:57,394 that if you meet somebody else you tell the other person. 151 00:12:57,551 --> 00:13:01,853 No one ever takes that seriously. You say it to cover your own ass. 152 00:13:02,009 --> 00:13:06,801 I'm really lucky because my boyfriend is really loyal to his pacts. 153 00:13:06,967 --> 00:13:09,644 - How did you find out? - At the club. 154 00:13:09,801 --> 00:13:14,061 - Did he yell it over the music? - No, no. It was the music. 155 00:13:14,217 --> 00:13:18,228 - No! - Yeah. The same club where we met. 156 00:13:18,342 --> 00:13:21,978 It was the same club where we first decided to move in together. 157 00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:26,728 The same stage where he first sang "Jennifer, This Heart Is Made For 2". 158 00:13:26,884 --> 00:13:30,467 And I'm sitting there, watching him, and thinking how much I love him... 159 00:13:30,634 --> 00:13:34,269 and how I can't believe that I can love somebody that much. 160 00:13:34,426 --> 00:13:38,009 And then he sang this brand-new song, a little something called... 161 00:13:38,176 --> 00:13:43,134 Jennifer, Jennifer You asked me to be true 162 00:13:43,301 --> 00:13:48,686 What can I say? I found someone new 163 00:13:51,092 --> 00:13:53,769 That's horrible. 164 00:13:54,342 --> 00:13:56,551 Actually, it was pretty catchy. 165 00:13:56,717 --> 00:14:00,009 By the second chorus, everybody was singing along. 166 00:14:00,176 --> 00:14:03,176 - What did you do? - Nothing. 167 00:14:03,467 --> 00:14:08,478 I don't think I've ever felt this way before. I'm a complete idiot! 168 00:14:08,592 --> 00:14:12,103 Why didn't I listen to my instincts, you know what I mean? 169 00:14:12,259 --> 00:14:17,019 Hey, look on the bright side. Now you get to move in with me. 170 00:14:18,332 --> 00:14:22,926 I know things look pretty horrible, but it's just gonna take some time. 171 00:14:23,092 --> 00:14:26,884 - That's what my therapist says. - To hell with your therapist, Amy. 172 00:14:27,051 --> 00:14:30,144 Because I just need to feel better. Now! 173 00:14:33,009 --> 00:14:36,092 "Doo doo be doo" my ass! 174 00:14:37,301 --> 00:14:40,644 It's tough out there, man. You don't know how lucky you are. 175 00:14:40,748 --> 00:14:43,353 - Betty and I broke up. - What? 176 00:14:43,509 --> 00:14:46,134 - You're kidding. When? - A couple of days ago. 177 00:14:46,259 --> 00:14:48,592 - Why didn't you tell me? - I don't know. 178 00:14:48,759 --> 00:14:51,676 I guess it's just now kinda sinking in. 179 00:14:51,842 --> 00:14:55,019 This is great news. Now you and "me" can hit the circuit. 180 00:14:55,165 --> 00:14:56,728 - "You and I". - Right. 181 00:14:56,873 --> 00:14:59,051 - I don't think so. - No, believe me. 182 00:14:59,217 --> 00:15:03,134 It's way easier with two of us. You pretend to be my idiot cousin. 183 00:15:03,248 --> 00:15:07,228 All of a sudden, I'm sensitive. You get drunk, come out too strong... 184 00:15:07,373 --> 00:15:10,259 I beat the shit out of you, I'm masculine. 185 00:15:11,676 --> 00:15:14,217 - I don't think I'm ready for that. - We could trade off. 186 00:15:14,384 --> 00:15:17,342 - You can hit me first if you want. - It was two days ago. 187 00:15:17,467 --> 00:15:20,092 - I think I need a little time. - I'm sorry. You're hurting. 188 00:15:20,248 --> 00:15:23,009 - Let's get drunk and see strippers. - I'm not that hurt! 189 00:15:23,801 --> 00:15:26,926 - Please. - I'm fine. 190 00:15:27,082 --> 00:15:30,092 Breaking up was the right thing to do. We were just... 191 00:15:30,248 --> 00:15:32,644 going in different directions. 192 00:15:35,509 --> 00:15:37,801 - Hit me. - No! 193 00:15:37,967 --> 00:15:41,051 - Hurry, before she leaves. - Who? 194 00:15:48,009 --> 00:15:50,134 - You know her? - Kind of. 195 00:15:50,290 --> 00:15:52,426 - Okay, then I'll hit you. - No! 196 00:15:56,165 --> 00:15:59,176 - How you been? - Good. You? 197 00:15:59,332 --> 00:16:00,967 Great. 198 00:16:01,123 --> 00:16:04,259 - So I see you're all settled in. - Yes. 199 00:16:04,457 --> 00:16:07,634 - Did you get Fridays off? - Yes. 200 00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:12,301 - I got Friday nights off. - I'm sure you do. 201 00:16:13,665 --> 00:16:17,384 - Jennifer, this is Hunter. - Hi. 202 00:16:19,217 --> 00:16:23,134 Well, I'd love to stick around... 203 00:16:23,290 --> 00:16:28,051 but I have to go to the station to pick up my cousin. He's an idiot. 204 00:16:28,207 --> 00:16:31,176 My whole family is, actually. Me too. 205 00:16:32,373 --> 00:16:37,342 Yeah, me too. I'm an idiot. I'll see you. 206 00:16:40,540 --> 00:16:42,592 I got dumped. 207 00:16:42,707 --> 00:16:46,092 Music man. Michael. Dumped me. 208 00:16:49,207 --> 00:16:51,217 How's long-distance Betty? 209 00:16:51,873 --> 00:16:55,467 - I don't wanna talk about it. - I just told you about my breakup. 210 00:16:55,623 --> 00:16:59,259 - I mean, it couldn't be worse. - Why do you wanna know? 211 00:16:59,373 --> 00:17:04,551 - Misery loves company. - No, you'll use it against me. 212 00:17:04,998 --> 00:17:09,467 Okay, maybe I might have done that in the past, but I've changed. 213 00:17:09,623 --> 00:17:13,342 I have. I'm scarred now and I look at life very differently. 214 00:17:15,832 --> 00:17:17,717 Okay. 215 00:17:19,040 --> 00:17:22,134 - You were right. - The long-distance thing. I knew it. 216 00:17:22,248 --> 00:17:26,176 But not for me! I was fine with it. I would go there, she would come here. 217 00:17:26,321 --> 00:17:29,467 If I told her I'd call her a certain time, no matter where I was... 218 00:17:29,623 --> 00:17:31,301 - You would call. - ...I would call! 219 00:17:31,446 --> 00:17:35,217 If I told her to call me at a certain time, I would always be home. 220 00:17:35,373 --> 00:17:39,092 I mean, I loved her. None of that ever seemed like work to me. 221 00:17:39,238 --> 00:17:42,759 - But it did to her, right? - Yeah. 222 00:17:44,123 --> 00:17:48,342 This one weekend, I was down there, we were kissing each other goodbye... 223 00:17:48,457 --> 00:17:53,342 and her room-mate came by with her boyfriend, both carrying laundry. 224 00:17:53,957 --> 00:17:56,176 And Betty just started crying. 225 00:17:56,321 --> 00:17:58,967 I asked her, "What's wrong?" She said: 226 00:17:59,123 --> 00:18:01,707 We never get to do our laundry together. 227 00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:07,176 She was right. We never did our laundry together, and that was it. 228 00:18:07,321 --> 00:18:09,717 You broke up because of laundry? 229 00:18:10,738 --> 00:18:14,873 - I send mine out. - Not laundry exactly. 230 00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:19,176 Just all the things that couples do together and should do together. 231 00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:23,092 We didn't have the time anymore. She couldn't handle that. 232 00:18:23,248 --> 00:18:25,801 - Why didn't you move there? - Scholarship. 233 00:18:25,957 --> 00:18:28,926 - She could've moved here. - Scholarship. 234 00:18:29,082 --> 00:18:31,665 - So that was it? - Yeah. 235 00:18:31,832 --> 00:18:34,717 - She needed what I couldn't give her. - No. 236 00:18:34,863 --> 00:18:40,176 There's a lot of other things. Too many differences make it impossible. 237 00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:43,165 Michael and I didn't agree on anything. Ever. 238 00:18:43,332 --> 00:18:46,332 That's what I loved about it. We fought, shouted... 239 00:18:46,498 --> 00:18:49,634 had sex... That's what I miss! 240 00:18:49,832 --> 00:18:53,801 - That doesn't sound very healthy. - But what do you know about it? 241 00:18:53,946 --> 00:18:57,176 - Excuse me? - Who are you to judge me? 242 00:18:57,363 --> 00:19:00,040 - See? I knew this was a mistake! - What? 243 00:19:00,207 --> 00:19:03,092 I'm just saying that you were in an unhealthy relationship. 244 00:19:03,238 --> 00:19:06,540 It isn't about having to like things all the time. It's about surprises! 245 00:19:07,248 --> 00:19:10,707 Love's exciting and it's thrilling and it drives you so insane... 246 00:19:10,832 --> 00:19:14,092 that you think you're gonna explode! That's the whole point. 247 00:19:14,905 --> 00:19:18,217 Then, I guess Michael didn't get the point. 248 00:19:34,655 --> 00:19:37,790 You've never been to her apartment? That's some weird shit. 249 00:19:37,957 --> 00:19:40,082 No, it's not! 250 00:19:41,915 --> 00:19:46,759 She's just being careful. There's no point introducing me into her world... 251 00:19:46,863 --> 00:19:50,707 unless she feels secure in our relationship. I admire that. 252 00:19:52,873 --> 00:19:55,373 What are you doing today? 253 00:19:55,540 --> 00:19:58,165 I've got a scuba diving class at three. 254 00:19:58,863 --> 00:20:00,832 Really? 255 00:20:01,915 --> 00:20:06,123 No, that's a lie. I lied. I can't stop. I'm lying about everything! 256 00:20:06,290 --> 00:20:09,998 It started so I can impress girls. And now I can't stop. 257 00:20:10,863 --> 00:20:15,301 - You should see someone about that. - Yeah, I am. 258 00:20:16,071 --> 00:20:20,123 - No, you're not! - See? I can't stop! I can't! 259 00:20:20,238 --> 00:20:22,290 Tell you what. The next time I catch you lying... 260 00:20:22,405 --> 00:20:24,998 I'll expose you for the fraud that you are. 261 00:20:25,155 --> 00:20:27,509 - You wouldn't. - I would. 262 00:20:28,613 --> 00:20:31,373 - You're not lying. - I'm not. 263 00:20:34,613 --> 00:20:38,165 - What are you really doing today? - Dance class. 264 00:20:40,988 --> 00:20:44,165 So my therapist keeps telling me to expand my horizons... 265 00:20:44,321 --> 00:20:47,373 but with this guy all I did was pretend to be someone I wasn't. 266 00:20:47,530 --> 00:20:50,998 - And I can't handle it anymore. - So you're breaking up with him. 267 00:20:51,196 --> 00:20:54,248 Yeah, but do you think I'm being too cowardly? 268 00:20:54,405 --> 00:20:57,623 My therapist wants me to take more responsibility for my emotions... 269 00:20:57,738 --> 00:21:00,790 but I just don't think this is the right time for that, you know? 270 00:21:00,946 --> 00:21:04,457 It doesn't matter how you do it. Phone, fax, e-mail, song... 271 00:21:04,613 --> 00:21:07,207 it's all the same message: "Adios, amigo". 272 00:21:07,363 --> 00:21:10,082 Okay, but you have to be nice about it. 273 00:21:10,613 --> 00:21:14,821 Amy, are you breaking up with your boyfriend, or am I? 274 00:21:14,946 --> 00:21:18,988 I wouldn't call him my boyfriend. I barely know the guy. 275 00:21:19,113 --> 00:21:21,655 - So don't worry about it. - Yeah, but he just seems so sweet. 276 00:21:21,821 --> 00:21:24,165 - I don't wanna see him get hurt. - I know. 277 00:21:44,780 --> 00:21:47,248 What are you doing here? 278 00:21:47,571 --> 00:21:49,873 I was coming to pick up Amy. 279 00:21:53,071 --> 00:21:55,248 Interesting. 280 00:21:55,571 --> 00:21:59,207 - What are you doing here? - I'm Amy's room-mate. 281 00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:06,457 - Is she here? - We need to talk. 282 00:22:06,613 --> 00:22:09,530 - We're not right together?! - I'm telling you what she told me. 283 00:22:09,696 --> 00:22:12,873 - You shouldn't take it personally. - Why do people say that? 284 00:22:13,030 --> 00:22:15,665 How can I not take it personally? It's me she doesn't like! 285 00:22:15,821 --> 00:22:19,488 - Okay, fine. Take it personally. - Why didn't she tell me? 286 00:22:19,655 --> 00:22:22,040 - She didn't want to hurt you. - And you did?! 287 00:22:22,186 --> 00:22:24,248 No. I didn't know it was you. 288 00:22:24,363 --> 00:22:27,530 I knew it was a Ryan, but I didn't know it was you, Ryan. 289 00:22:27,696 --> 00:22:30,832 - Well, this sucks! - "Noli nuntium necare". 290 00:22:30,978 --> 00:22:33,332 - What? - Latin. "Don't kill the messenger". 291 00:22:33,613 --> 00:22:36,207 You know what? You're having too much fun with this. 292 00:22:36,353 --> 00:22:38,373 I'm trying not to! 293 00:22:38,519 --> 00:22:40,623 Try harder! 294 00:22:45,394 --> 00:22:47,415 Look, it's not funny. 295 00:22:47,530 --> 00:22:51,946 I'm not laughing at you. Chicks love making us jump through hoops. 296 00:22:52,113 --> 00:22:55,540 - This isn't a hoop. We broke up! - No, it's a test. 297 00:22:55,696 --> 00:22:58,457 She's testing you to see how much you really want her. 298 00:22:58,561 --> 00:23:01,165 - You think? - I know. 299 00:23:01,321 --> 00:23:04,613 You've gotta swim across the moat, bust down the castle door... 300 00:23:04,738 --> 00:23:09,238 slay the dragon. No euphemism. And sweep her off her feet. 301 00:23:09,405 --> 00:23:11,123 - You're right! - Of course I am. 302 00:23:11,228 --> 00:23:13,998 You're absolutely right! We were great together. I even made a chart! 303 00:23:14,144 --> 00:23:16,457 - I'm sure you did. - It proved how perfect we were. 304 00:23:16,603 --> 00:23:19,123 Now all I have to do is prove it to Amy. 305 00:23:19,269 --> 00:23:23,040 - What? - You've gotta do more than that. 306 00:23:23,186 --> 00:23:27,613 - You've gotta weep. Openly. - You should've quit while ahead. 307 00:23:27,738 --> 00:23:31,832 Squeeze the lids. Turn on the sprinklers. You need the tears... 308 00:23:31,936 --> 00:23:35,998 of a man who can't breathe another second without the love of his life. 309 00:23:36,103 --> 00:23:37,821 Hold on. 310 00:23:37,988 --> 00:23:40,530 I got just the thing. Here. 311 00:23:40,696 --> 00:23:42,832 - What's this? - Icy Balm. 312 00:23:42,936 --> 00:23:46,998 A little dab under your eyes, you'll sob like a miss America. 313 00:23:47,488 --> 00:23:51,488 Wish me luck. Today I learn second position. 314 00:23:51,655 --> 00:23:53,446 Ladies! 315 00:23:59,905 --> 00:24:03,613 Do you know that they rearranged all the desks in the library? 316 00:24:03,769 --> 00:24:06,821 - No! - Yeah. It's completely different. 317 00:24:06,936 --> 00:24:11,238 I spent 2 hours to find my desk, and if it wasn't for the Diet Coke stain... 318 00:24:11,405 --> 00:24:15,488 I wouldn't have found it at all. They put it on the third floor. 319 00:24:15,644 --> 00:24:21,071 Not the second, not the fourth. The third. Number three. 320 00:24:21,228 --> 00:24:25,321 - And that would be a bad thing? - Please. It's a disaster! 321 00:24:28,103 --> 00:24:32,373 - You wanna hear about the breakup? - I totally forgot. Was it horrible? 322 00:24:32,519 --> 00:24:36,040 - You think we can still be friends? - I don't know. He seemed shook up. 323 00:24:36,478 --> 00:24:38,363 - Poor guy. - Wanna hear the weird part? 324 00:24:38,644 --> 00:24:40,196 - I kinda know him. - You do? 325 00:24:40,353 --> 00:24:42,280 Yeah, we run into each other once in awhile. 326 00:24:42,613 --> 00:24:45,321 Do you think I did the right thing in having you break up with him? 327 00:24:45,478 --> 00:24:47,405 - I don't know. - I do. 328 00:24:47,561 --> 00:24:50,196 It was just putting too much pressure on me. 329 00:24:50,311 --> 00:24:54,863 - Yeah, I can see that. - But maybe that's what I need. 330 00:24:55,144 --> 00:24:57,196 What if that's him? 331 00:25:20,019 --> 00:25:23,030 My God, you're crying! He's crying! 332 00:25:23,686 --> 00:25:28,280 Why are you doing this to me? It's over. Do you understand me? 333 00:25:29,686 --> 00:25:34,405 Ryan? Ryan! It's not so bad. People break up all the time. 334 00:25:34,519 --> 00:25:36,655 I can't see! 335 00:25:37,519 --> 00:25:39,863 I think I'm blind! 336 00:25:47,228 --> 00:25:49,446 Nice patch. 337 00:25:49,561 --> 00:25:53,821 - Thanks. You didn't have to wait. - I'm not waiting. 338 00:25:53,978 --> 00:25:59,113 Can't a girl enjoy a lollipop in front of the Free Health Center? 339 00:26:02,728 --> 00:26:06,946 Who also feels maybe a little bit responsible. 340 00:26:07,103 --> 00:26:08,769 You didn't do anything. 341 00:26:08,978 --> 00:26:13,321 I didn't put the Icy Balm in your eye, but I did break up with you. 342 00:26:13,478 --> 00:26:16,311 - Remember? - Yep. 343 00:26:19,144 --> 00:26:21,655 - Where are you going? - For a walk. 344 00:26:21,769 --> 00:26:25,321 - Try to forget today ever happened. - Can I come? 345 00:26:25,436 --> 00:26:27,311 What for? 346 00:26:27,801 --> 00:26:31,863 Can't a girl enjoy a walk with her ex-boyfriend? 347 00:26:32,019 --> 00:26:35,280 Will the girl continue to refer to herself in the third person? 348 00:26:35,436 --> 00:26:39,571 - Did Ryan Walker just make a joke? - I don't know. Let me ask him. 349 00:26:39,717 --> 00:26:42,738 You know, you're pretty funny when you're depressed. 350 00:26:42,894 --> 00:26:46,196 - Well, get ready for comedy. - Another one! 351 00:26:46,394 --> 00:26:50,769 A few more, I'll take you back to the clinic to fix your busted gut. 352 00:26:50,936 --> 00:26:53,071 - You lost it. - Not funny? 353 00:26:53,228 --> 00:26:58,696 Let's put it this way: anymore of those, and we'll break again. 354 00:27:06,592 --> 00:27:12,228 Come on, this is it! Round arms! Seven! Eight! 355 00:27:13,019 --> 00:27:15,644 - How's it going? - Get ready! 356 00:27:15,936 --> 00:27:18,603 Eleven, ready spiral! 357 00:27:26,269 --> 00:27:27,696 How are you doing? 358 00:27:38,051 --> 00:27:39,603 Other way. 359 00:27:41,103 --> 00:27:42,936 Pull out! 360 00:27:43,103 --> 00:27:47,603 Excuse me. Question: Exactly how far can you bend over? 361 00:27:49,894 --> 00:27:53,363 - Do you come here a lot? - Yeah. 362 00:27:53,509 --> 00:27:57,988 - It's really beautiful. - One of the greatest achievements. 363 00:27:58,134 --> 00:28:01,863 You're the second person to call me that this week. 364 00:28:02,426 --> 00:28:07,738 - You know the only way to build it? - Alien slaves from outer space? 365 00:28:08,509 --> 00:28:12,769 Perfect planning. And doesn't it make so much sense? 366 00:28:12,926 --> 00:28:17,488 You examine a situation, you plan a course of action, you execute it. 367 00:28:17,884 --> 00:28:20,228 And everything works out fine. 368 00:28:22,509 --> 00:28:24,894 But it doesn't. 369 00:28:25,676 --> 00:28:31,061 Well, that's because most things in life just aren't that simple. 370 00:28:31,217 --> 00:28:33,394 Does that look simple to you? 371 00:28:33,561 --> 00:28:37,019 You can't imagine how complicated something like that is to create. 372 00:28:37,176 --> 00:28:40,603 - I thought you used it as a metaphor. - I did. 373 00:28:40,759 --> 00:28:43,436 - For a relationship. - Yes. 374 00:28:43,717 --> 00:28:46,780 - Yeah, that's what I thought. - I mean... 375 00:28:46,884 --> 00:28:49,978 I know I didn't know Amy incredibly well... 376 00:28:50,134 --> 00:28:52,769 but it just felt like everything added up. 377 00:28:52,926 --> 00:28:58,144 - Are you a Math major? - No, Structural Engineering. 378 00:28:59,228 --> 00:29:01,811 - I'm done with it. - Engineering? 379 00:29:01,967 --> 00:29:04,186 Relationships. 380 00:29:04,842 --> 00:29:09,103 They're just too much. It's not worth it. 381 00:29:09,228 --> 00:29:11,269 "Assentior". 382 00:29:11,467 --> 00:29:15,394 - I hear you, brother. Latin. - What is it with the Latin? 383 00:29:15,561 --> 00:29:17,061 - My major. - Latin? 384 00:29:17,217 --> 00:29:18,478 - Yeah. - Why? 385 00:29:18,592 --> 00:29:20,811 - Why not? - What are you gonna do with it? 386 00:29:20,967 --> 00:29:23,436 I'm going to Italy for my graduate school! 387 00:29:23,592 --> 00:29:25,811 And after that? 388 00:29:26,509 --> 00:29:28,436 I don't know. 389 00:29:28,592 --> 00:29:33,144 See? You're amazing. I could never do that. 390 00:29:33,259 --> 00:29:36,728 - You mean not have a plan? - Or something. 391 00:29:38,926 --> 00:29:44,061 But... then again, why would you ever need a plan? 392 00:29:44,426 --> 00:29:47,894 I'm sure you've always had all you wanted, whether you knew it or not. 393 00:29:48,884 --> 00:29:51,394 You know, that's true. 394 00:29:51,551 --> 00:29:56,103 The first time I really wanted something and went for it... 395 00:29:56,301 --> 00:29:59,967 it was Michael. And it turned out great! 396 00:30:03,623 --> 00:30:07,186 I just figured you being a junior, you'd have it all figured out by now. 397 00:30:07,342 --> 00:30:11,561 - That's what you think, huh? - No, but I'm dumb. Isn't that right? 398 00:30:11,759 --> 00:30:15,644 And uptight. And ugly, if I remember correctly! 399 00:30:15,759 --> 00:30:19,644 No, I said all of that before I was on Prozac. 400 00:30:20,384 --> 00:30:24,186 - You're on Prozac? - I wish. 401 00:30:25,134 --> 00:30:27,186 It's a joke. 402 00:30:28,967 --> 00:30:30,853 It's okay. 403 00:30:35,634 --> 00:30:39,811 I should go. I still have some more studying to do. Finals. 404 00:30:40,092 --> 00:30:43,519 Me too. I'm gonna stay. 405 00:30:44,426 --> 00:30:46,394 All right. 406 00:30:47,759 --> 00:30:50,894 - So I'll see you around. - Yeah. 407 00:30:55,123 --> 00:30:57,394 I'm sorry about Amy. 408 00:30:57,717 --> 00:30:59,686 It's okay. 409 00:31:43,957 --> 00:31:48,228 - Did you get all your classes? - All but one. 410 00:31:48,467 --> 00:31:51,353 - The elusive one. - Yes. 411 00:31:52,165 --> 00:31:55,551 - So did you have a good summer? - Yeah. 412 00:31:55,717 --> 00:32:00,509 - I just went back to LA. You? - Stayed here. 413 00:32:00,676 --> 00:32:04,426 Learned how to butter bagels for a living. It's surprisingly easy. 414 00:32:04,592 --> 00:32:08,134 - You swipe it once back and forth. - I take mine plain. 415 00:32:08,290 --> 00:32:12,926 - Of course you do. - No regulations for the Internet! 416 00:32:15,582 --> 00:32:18,467 - So summer was good? - Yeah. 417 00:32:18,790 --> 00:32:21,301 Everything's good. It's good. 418 00:32:24,915 --> 00:32:28,509 Jennifer, are you okay? 419 00:32:28,967 --> 00:32:33,134 I pushed him away. I literally did everything in my power... 420 00:32:33,290 --> 00:32:37,478 ...to make sure that he dumped me! - Obviously, you didn't like him. 421 00:32:37,623 --> 00:32:41,592 No, that's the thing. I thought it was just a summer fling... 422 00:32:41,748 --> 00:32:44,759 but I actually started to like him! 423 00:32:46,123 --> 00:32:48,676 Then why'd you push him away? 424 00:32:48,832 --> 00:32:52,176 I don't know. I just... 425 00:32:52,790 --> 00:32:58,759 - It's just such a pain in the ass! - Yes. Yes, it is. 426 00:33:00,957 --> 00:33:04,634 What about you? Did you get any this summer? 427 00:33:05,582 --> 00:33:10,467 - Well, I... no. - You've got the right idea. 428 00:33:11,582 --> 00:33:14,967 You know, we should do this again sometime. 429 00:33:15,082 --> 00:33:19,301 Not the whole crying thing, but, you know... this. 430 00:33:20,676 --> 00:33:21,884 Sure. 431 00:33:23,957 --> 00:33:25,967 Good. 432 00:33:34,123 --> 00:33:36,842 Just another law suit. 433 00:33:42,415 --> 00:33:45,551 - Hello. Wanna go do something? - No! 434 00:33:45,707 --> 00:33:50,342 - You haven't heard my proposal. - It's the beauty of our friendship: 435 00:33:50,540 --> 00:33:53,509 I don't need to hear your proposal to know that my answer is "no". 436 00:33:53,998 --> 00:33:55,926 I am the beauty in our friendship. 437 00:33:56,415 --> 00:33:58,467 - I'm hanging up now. - You can't. 438 00:33:58,623 --> 00:34:01,384 - Give me one good reason! - 'Cause... 439 00:34:01,498 --> 00:34:05,301 I've rigged an explosive device to your phone, and your place will blow. 440 00:34:05,665 --> 00:34:08,884 Well, I've been burned before, so... 441 00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:11,384 Come on. I can't study anymore. 442 00:34:11,905 --> 00:34:14,634 I'm getting too smart. People will start shunning me. 443 00:34:14,790 --> 00:34:17,384 - Only if you beg me. - I just did. 444 00:34:18,123 --> 00:34:20,092 In Latin. 445 00:34:31,415 --> 00:34:33,009 Come on! 446 00:34:58,873 --> 00:35:00,592 - You weren't gonna go. - I was too! 447 00:35:00,738 --> 00:35:04,509 - You weren't going! - Ladies first. 448 00:35:06,665 --> 00:35:09,457 Okay. Fine. 449 00:35:10,196 --> 00:35:12,509 Why don't I count for you? 450 00:35:12,905 --> 00:35:15,373 - Okay. - All right. 451 00:35:15,571 --> 00:35:16,884 One. 452 00:35:17,030 --> 00:35:18,134 Two. 453 00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:20,707 - Three! - Three. Here we go. 454 00:35:21,123 --> 00:35:24,915 - You know, I can't help you. - You can help me at the bottom. 455 00:35:32,998 --> 00:35:35,790 Do you think I'd look good with a goatee? 456 00:35:36,915 --> 00:35:38,717 No. 457 00:35:53,290 --> 00:35:56,123 Wait! This is crazy! I'm not a natural dancer. 458 00:35:56,290 --> 00:35:58,748 - No one in my family is! - Just move. Have fun! 459 00:35:58,988 --> 00:36:04,582 We're here to have fun. You, me and that pubic hair on your chin. 460 00:36:06,290 --> 00:36:09,248 Just follow him and do what he does! 461 00:37:06,405 --> 00:37:08,665 Where are you going? It's this way, man! 462 00:37:52,196 --> 00:37:55,123 - This isn't so bad. - Good! 463 00:38:33,113 --> 00:38:35,165 Come here. 464 00:38:50,936 --> 00:38:53,998 You've never been with a woman before? 465 00:38:54,155 --> 00:38:57,165 I've lived with the monks my whole life. Until yesterday. 466 00:38:57,405 --> 00:39:00,540 I walked into the monsignor's office, turned in my rosary beads and collar... 467 00:39:00,686 --> 00:39:03,863 got my deposit back, and now here I am... 468 00:39:03,988 --> 00:39:07,571 playing this strange game of sticks and balls. 469 00:39:07,738 --> 00:39:11,332 - It's called pool. - Pool. 470 00:39:12,238 --> 00:39:15,113 - I have so much to learn. - I'll teach you. 471 00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:19,332 Here. Okay. 472 00:39:19,863 --> 00:39:22,082 No, put your... 473 00:39:30,228 --> 00:39:33,332 - Don't hurt him! He's a priest! - I'm a priest! 474 00:39:33,436 --> 00:39:36,957 How would you like to have a religious experience with that cue stick? 475 00:39:42,321 --> 00:39:43,905 Please. 476 00:39:48,155 --> 00:39:50,655 Run, father, run! 477 00:40:01,113 --> 00:40:03,332 So, do you wanna come up and dry off? 478 00:40:03,488 --> 00:40:06,530 - I don't know. Is Amy there? - Probably. 479 00:40:07,155 --> 00:40:11,873 - No, I think I'm just gonna go home. - Gotta write in your diary? 480 00:40:11,978 --> 00:40:15,498 - Something like that. - Okay. 481 00:40:18,905 --> 00:40:21,905 As much as I hate to admit this... 482 00:40:22,071 --> 00:40:26,748 ...I had fun tonight. - Me too. It was good, clean fun. 483 00:40:26,894 --> 00:40:29,571 Maybe we could go there once a week and do our laundry. 484 00:40:29,728 --> 00:40:31,946 It's cheaper than the place I take mine to. 485 00:40:32,113 --> 00:40:34,363 More alcohol. 486 00:40:35,561 --> 00:40:36,905 What's up? 487 00:40:37,061 --> 00:40:40,071 - Did you kids go swimming? - Yeah. 488 00:40:40,228 --> 00:40:44,071 That's great. So what's going on now? 489 00:40:44,186 --> 00:40:47,571 Because my plans kinda fell through. 490 00:40:47,696 --> 00:40:51,123 I invited Ryan up, but he's going home to bed. 491 00:40:51,269 --> 00:40:52,780 Really? 492 00:40:52,894 --> 00:40:54,905 - I'm tired! - He's tired. 493 00:40:55,394 --> 00:40:56,780 Yeah. 494 00:40:56,936 --> 00:41:00,321 I'm kinda... tired myself. 495 00:41:00,446 --> 00:41:03,655 Actually, we should get outta here. 496 00:41:05,603 --> 00:41:07,613 Good night. 497 00:41:08,561 --> 00:41:10,780 You coming? 498 00:41:14,071 --> 00:41:16,863 I gotta hand it to you, man. Very cool back there. 499 00:41:17,030 --> 00:41:18,905 - Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm fine. 500 00:41:19,061 --> 00:41:22,113 She begs you to come up, and you hold back. She's going nuts right now. 501 00:41:22,269 --> 00:41:24,780 - I don't think so. - Did you hear how she said "bed"? 502 00:41:24,894 --> 00:41:27,530 - You can almost smell the linens! - You're way off on this one. 503 00:41:27,686 --> 00:41:30,238 - No, I don't think so. - Are you in a hurry? 504 00:41:30,405 --> 00:41:34,196 - No. Why do you ask? - That's him! Get him! 505 00:41:34,353 --> 00:41:36,988 Come on! 506 00:41:37,603 --> 00:41:41,488 - Let's go! - Better start praying, father! 507 00:41:45,811 --> 00:41:49,030 - Who the hell was that? - I have no idea. 508 00:41:49,186 --> 00:41:54,613 Listen, best thing for you to do is just forget it ever happened. 509 00:41:56,186 --> 00:41:58,446 - Forgotten yet? - No! 510 00:41:58,936 --> 00:42:01,488 - How about now? - Man, no. 511 00:42:01,603 --> 00:42:04,071 Jeez, you're like an elephant. 512 00:42:07,603 --> 00:42:10,863 Great. You're just in time for cookies! 513 00:42:12,811 --> 00:42:17,071 - They look good. - No. Not those. 514 00:42:17,478 --> 00:42:20,113 I thought it'd be nice to have a snack when you got home... 515 00:42:20,269 --> 00:42:23,488 but I didn't know when that'd be, so I guessed and made a batch around 8... 516 00:42:23,644 --> 00:42:29,030 but they burnt. So I did another one around 9:30, and then they burnt. 517 00:42:29,186 --> 00:42:32,488 So I waited a little longer before the third batch, and now you're home. 518 00:42:32,811 --> 00:42:35,655 It's perfect. They'll be ready in about two minutes. 519 00:42:36,811 --> 00:42:41,071 - Why are you wet? - Ryan and I went dancing. 520 00:42:42,561 --> 00:42:45,613 - Are you in love with him? - What? 521 00:42:46,728 --> 00:42:49,280 - Are you? - No. 522 00:42:50,269 --> 00:42:53,603 - I don't believe you. - What? We're just friends. 523 00:42:53,842 --> 00:42:57,728 - Yeah, but he's in love with you. - Actually, no. I don't think so. 524 00:42:57,978 --> 00:43:00,321 Then what do you do all the time that you're together? 525 00:43:00,467 --> 00:43:04,488 I don't know. We do stuff. We talk about stuff. 526 00:43:05,478 --> 00:43:10,655 - Why? You have me for that. - It's nice to have a guy's opinion. 527 00:43:11,176 --> 00:43:14,238 About who has the best pizza and who has the best tits? 528 00:43:14,384 --> 00:43:17,488 Gino's Pizzeria, Susan Sarandon. Why are you acting so weird? 529 00:43:17,801 --> 00:43:20,571 You're the one who's acting weird. You're the one spending... 530 00:43:20,717 --> 00:43:23,603 all your time with a guy that you're not even interested in. 531 00:43:23,769 --> 00:43:26,519 My therapist thinks that you may have some issues. 532 00:43:26,686 --> 00:43:31,936 - You're talking to her about me? - Of course I am. I worry about you. 533 00:43:32,426 --> 00:43:36,405 Listen, if you ever need to talk, I'm here. 534 00:43:42,311 --> 00:43:45,238 - I left her number on your pillow. - Whose? 535 00:43:45,686 --> 00:43:48,561 My therapist's. Good night. 536 00:43:54,311 --> 00:43:58,519 See that guy there? He's the kind of guy who walks with his feet... 537 00:43:58,686 --> 00:44:01,269 if you know what I'm saying. 538 00:44:01,894 --> 00:44:03,988 - Come on, you do it. - Okay. 539 00:44:05,061 --> 00:44:08,478 - She likes crackers in her soup. - No. 540 00:44:08,644 --> 00:44:10,186 - What do you mean, no? - That's wrong. 541 00:44:10,353 --> 00:44:11,644 - No, it's not! - Yes, it is. 542 00:44:11,811 --> 00:44:13,103 - Why? - It's a judgement. 543 00:44:13,217 --> 00:44:16,769 - Some people don't eat crackers. - Exactly. 544 00:44:16,884 --> 00:44:21,394 No, the point is to judge where there's no judgement to be made. 545 00:44:21,561 --> 00:44:25,144 - It's a non-judgmental judgement. - No, no. That's stupid. 546 00:44:25,269 --> 00:44:27,946 No, it's not. It's funny. I'm laughing. 547 00:44:28,186 --> 00:44:30,186 Yeah, 'cause it's stupid! 548 00:44:31,144 --> 00:44:35,488 Wanna hear something even more stupid? I'm going on a date tonight. 549 00:44:36,436 --> 00:44:38,853 - Really? - Do you think I'm nuts? 550 00:44:39,009 --> 00:44:41,394 - No, I think it's great. - Really? 551 00:44:41,561 --> 00:44:44,030 - Yeah. - You should bet back in the saddle. 552 00:44:44,592 --> 00:44:47,644 No, I'm the kinda cowboy that doesn't like to ride. 553 00:44:48,051 --> 00:44:51,728 - See? That one's not funny. - Yeah, I know. 554 00:45:00,759 --> 00:45:03,186 Ladies. How are we doing? 555 00:45:07,134 --> 00:45:09,853 Hey, it's beautiful out, huh? 556 00:45:21,259 --> 00:45:26,436 No, I'm not good at that kinda thing. You should call Hunter. 557 00:45:32,176 --> 00:45:36,019 After investment banking, I decided to do something for myself. 558 00:45:36,176 --> 00:45:39,894 I sell for ten years. I reached a point in my life, I said... 559 00:45:40,051 --> 00:45:43,353 "I don't wanna do all the work". 560 00:45:43,467 --> 00:45:46,228 Jen! Thank God you're here, sis! 561 00:45:46,384 --> 00:45:51,061 Billy, what's wrong? Kurt, this is Billy, my brother. 562 00:45:51,217 --> 00:45:54,686 - Billy, this is Kurt. - Nice to meet you, Billy. 563 00:45:54,811 --> 00:45:57,936 - I was telling her about my boat. - There's no time for boats! 564 00:45:58,092 --> 00:46:01,061 - Why? What happened? - It's mother. She's sick! 565 00:46:01,426 --> 00:46:04,061 My God. What happened? 566 00:46:04,509 --> 00:46:08,019 - I just told you. She's sick! - Sick how? 567 00:46:09,551 --> 00:46:11,728 Yeah. Sick how? 568 00:46:11,884 --> 00:46:14,353 You know! Sick like the last time! 569 00:46:14,509 --> 00:46:17,353 No, I wasn't there last time. Explain it to me. 570 00:46:17,509 --> 00:46:21,978 There's no time for questions! Mother is sick. We have to go! 571 00:46:22,717 --> 00:46:24,728 Sorry. 572 00:46:27,926 --> 00:46:31,134 - Are you insane? - You were great! 573 00:46:31,301 --> 00:46:33,686 "Sick how?" I felt like such an idiot! 574 00:46:33,842 --> 00:46:37,436 Ryan, you were great in there. Really! 575 00:46:39,259 --> 00:46:40,884 Thanks. 576 00:46:41,217 --> 00:46:43,644 Thank you. 577 00:46:44,926 --> 00:46:46,686 Man! 578 00:46:47,801 --> 00:46:51,686 You know, next time I was thinking about trying it with a limp. 579 00:46:51,842 --> 00:46:54,769 Baby steps, Ryan. Baby steps. 580 00:46:56,467 --> 00:46:59,769 - Tonight? No, it's tomorrow night. - No, they changed it. 581 00:46:59,884 --> 00:47:02,103 - Who did? Ryan? - No. 582 00:47:02,217 --> 00:47:05,551 - Well, I can't go. - Why not? What are you doing? 583 00:47:05,717 --> 00:47:08,394 Staying in! I was planning on staying in. 584 00:47:08,551 --> 00:47:13,311 I was gonna give myself a manicure, a pedicure and do a conditioning. 585 00:47:13,467 --> 00:47:17,509 - Can't you do all that this afternoon? - No, because I have class. 586 00:47:17,676 --> 00:47:22,519 I have to talk to my professor about my paper due on Monday... 587 00:47:22,665 --> 00:47:26,728 that I was gonna finish while my nails were drying and proof later! 588 00:47:26,884 --> 00:47:29,759 So that everything would be done before the party. 589 00:47:29,926 --> 00:47:32,353 - Can't you do all that tomorrow? - No. 590 00:47:32,509 --> 00:47:38,686 Tomorrow I'll be rushed and tired, and I have to get everything done! 591 00:47:38,842 --> 00:47:42,561 - I can't believe they changed it! - It's Friday. You got all weekend. 592 00:47:43,842 --> 00:47:45,436 What's that supposed to mean? 593 00:47:45,582 --> 00:47:49,394 That's like on Monday saying you've got all week. 594 00:48:18,592 --> 00:48:20,426 Yummy. 595 00:48:42,915 --> 00:48:45,051 - What do they want? - Who? 596 00:48:45,217 --> 00:48:47,186 They. The chiquitas. 597 00:48:47,332 --> 00:48:50,509 I'm busting my ass trying to fit into their mold... 598 00:48:50,676 --> 00:48:54,519 of what makes an interesting guy. I cannot figure out what they want. 599 00:48:55,123 --> 00:48:57,259 What do you want? 600 00:48:57,426 --> 00:49:03,811 I don't know. Get laid. Have fun. Have someone love me for who I am. 601 00:49:04,457 --> 00:49:07,342 And who is that exactly? 602 00:49:07,498 --> 00:49:12,561 You're absolutely right. What's wrong with being from the country? 603 00:49:12,707 --> 00:49:15,519 A simple kid raised on fresh eggs and good values who had to get up... 604 00:49:15,665 --> 00:49:18,634 at the crack of dawn every morning with a dog named Lucky by his side... 605 00:49:18,790 --> 00:49:21,384 ...to help his pa with the cattle. - Hunter... 606 00:49:21,498 --> 00:49:24,051 you're not from the country. 607 00:49:24,207 --> 00:49:27,228 Jeez, Ryan, what do you want me to say? 608 00:49:27,373 --> 00:49:30,842 "Hi, my name's Steve. I grew up in the suburbs with two working parents... 609 00:49:30,998 --> 00:49:34,134 two sisters and a two-car garage. I have no real identity... 610 00:49:34,301 --> 00:49:37,551 nor do I have a clue what I'm doing or what I wanna be. Wanna go out?" 611 00:49:40,384 --> 00:49:43,259 - Your name is Steve? - The whole point of college... 612 00:49:43,457 --> 00:49:47,384 ...it's where you reinvent yourself. - It's where you define yourself. 613 00:49:47,540 --> 00:49:50,217 - Your name is Steve?! - Yes. 614 00:49:50,373 --> 00:49:53,926 And I'm not so crazy about Steve. Why would anyone else be? 615 00:49:54,051 --> 00:49:58,217 - That's who you are! - Really? It's just that easy? 616 00:49:58,373 --> 00:50:02,009 Then drop the cool guy act and go tell Jennifer how you really feel about her. 617 00:50:02,165 --> 00:50:03,426 What? 618 00:50:03,592 --> 00:50:06,634 But you'd better do it quick, before she leaves with that guy. 619 00:50:07,540 --> 00:50:09,842 I don't feel that way about her. 620 00:50:10,290 --> 00:50:13,176 Seeing her with that guy right now doesn't bother you? 621 00:50:13,342 --> 00:50:16,759 No. She goes on dates all the time. We talk about her dates. 622 00:50:16,915 --> 00:50:18,176 - And you're fine with that? - Yes! 623 00:50:18,332 --> 00:50:19,592 - Honestly. - Yes. 624 00:50:19,748 --> 00:50:22,967 Okay, then how come you're here all by your lonesome, huh? 625 00:50:23,082 --> 00:50:27,134 If you're waiting for a girl to do all the work, you are mistaken. 626 00:50:27,290 --> 00:50:31,967 - They don't do things that way. - Excuse me. Is your name Ryan? 627 00:50:32,082 --> 00:50:35,134 - Yeah. - You're in my Statistics class. 628 00:50:35,248 --> 00:50:37,134 Nice. 629 00:50:37,290 --> 00:50:39,551 What are the odds? 630 00:50:40,748 --> 00:50:44,426 You're Engineering, right? I'm Electrical. 631 00:50:44,790 --> 00:50:46,998 Not me. My major. 632 00:50:47,790 --> 00:50:51,165 Can you believe how much work they give us? But I like it... 633 00:50:51,290 --> 00:50:57,176 because many people float like negative ions with no place to go. 634 00:50:57,290 --> 00:51:00,801 I'm a laser. I know what I want and I go straight for it. 635 00:51:04,665 --> 00:51:07,717 I feel like there's an armature spinning in my head. 636 00:51:07,873 --> 00:51:11,759 - You wanna sit down? - Sure. 637 00:51:11,905 --> 00:51:14,884 Actually, I was just leaving. 638 00:51:15,832 --> 00:51:19,301 - It's because I'm too forward? - No. Not at all. 639 00:51:19,446 --> 00:51:22,801 There's just these two assignments that I've been putting off. 640 00:51:22,957 --> 00:51:28,676 I told my girlfriend that I would meet her twenty minutes ago. 641 00:51:29,123 --> 00:51:32,373 - You have a girlfriend? - Yes, I do. 642 00:51:33,082 --> 00:51:38,634 - Now I feel really so stupid. - You're not. I really have to go. 643 00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:50,707 Hey, sis! 644 00:51:51,248 --> 00:51:55,259 - You okay? - Yeah, I'm great. Thanks, Billy. 645 00:51:58,988 --> 00:52:01,051 So I'm gonna take off, then. 646 00:52:01,248 --> 00:52:04,332 - Okay. - See you, bro. 647 00:52:19,446 --> 00:52:23,623 - So, how did you get rid of him? - We fooled around for a while. 648 00:52:23,790 --> 00:52:28,248 - Then I said I had an early class. - Wait. You fooled around? 649 00:52:28,665 --> 00:52:32,592 Hold on. When we're talking about fooling around... 650 00:52:32,696 --> 00:52:36,248 are we talking about fooling around or...? 651 00:52:36,571 --> 00:52:40,092 We're talking about... fooling around. 652 00:52:43,196 --> 00:52:45,759 - It's not like we had sex. - I didn't say that. 653 00:52:45,905 --> 00:52:49,082 - Couldn't find a condom. - You would have?! 654 00:52:49,238 --> 00:52:51,248 Yeah. Probably. 655 00:52:51,373 --> 00:52:54,582 I have midterms coming up. I gotta relieve the stress somehow. 656 00:52:56,248 --> 00:52:58,790 - That's amazing! - What? 657 00:52:58,946 --> 00:53:03,623 That on any given date the possibility exists that you'll have sex with a guy. 658 00:53:03,748 --> 00:53:06,540 Isn't that the point of dating? Possibilities? 659 00:53:06,707 --> 00:53:09,498 It's not like I know what's gonna happen in advance. I don't. 660 00:53:09,665 --> 00:53:12,801 Sometimes it'd be a whole lot easier to have sex than have to sit there... 661 00:53:12,946 --> 00:53:15,790 ...and think of something clever to say. - Okay, granted. 662 00:53:15,905 --> 00:53:18,676 I haven't been in that situation in a long time... 663 00:53:18,821 --> 00:53:21,748 but I just can't sleep with somebody unless I like them. 664 00:53:21,905 --> 00:53:25,415 - So you think I'm a slut? - I didn't say that! 665 00:53:25,571 --> 00:53:28,582 - We're just different. - Yeah, you sleep with no one. 666 00:53:28,738 --> 00:53:30,832 - So? - "So"? 667 00:53:31,030 --> 00:53:33,801 Do you know any other single 20-year-old college guys... 668 00:53:33,905 --> 00:53:36,467 who never sleep with anyone? Who don't even try? 669 00:53:36,613 --> 00:53:39,623 - Maybe you're trying too hard. - Ryan, you don't try at all. 670 00:53:40,623 --> 00:53:43,832 I just think that it might be making things weird between us. 671 00:53:43,988 --> 00:53:46,123 What are you talking about? 672 00:53:46,280 --> 00:53:50,832 Are we friends? I mean, am I your friend... 673 00:53:50,946 --> 00:53:54,332 or have I just become your girlfriend substitute? 674 00:53:54,488 --> 00:53:56,957 - Are you serious? - Yeah. 675 00:53:57,113 --> 00:54:00,082 It's like, with me in your life, you never have to try. 676 00:54:00,238 --> 00:54:03,415 It's the beauty of our relationship. You'll just never get hurt again... 677 00:54:03,582 --> 00:54:06,832 as long as you pretend I'm your girlfriend. 678 00:54:09,571 --> 00:54:11,113 Yeah. 679 00:54:11,821 --> 00:54:15,373 Maybe we shouldn't hang out anymore. 680 00:54:19,780 --> 00:54:21,582 Ryan! 681 00:54:22,405 --> 00:54:26,207 I'm so sorry. I didn't mean that. 682 00:54:26,363 --> 00:54:28,446 - Yeah, you did. - No! 683 00:54:28,613 --> 00:54:33,571 I love hanging out with you. You're my favorite person in the world. 684 00:54:33,738 --> 00:54:37,332 - I don't wanna change anything. - Maybe you're right. 685 00:54:37,488 --> 00:54:41,613 No, I'm wrong! You're just waiting for the right girl to come along... 686 00:54:41,780 --> 00:54:45,957 and you don't take sex lightly. I think that that's a great quality. 687 00:54:46,780 --> 00:54:51,957 No, I think I am hiding behind you or us. 688 00:54:53,613 --> 00:54:58,446 - There was this girl at the party... - A girl girl? You didn't tell me. 689 00:54:58,613 --> 00:55:01,832 - I just blew her off! - Why? 690 00:55:03,155 --> 00:55:05,248 I don't know. 691 00:55:07,488 --> 00:55:12,665 - I should have given her a chance. - Yeah. You should have. 692 00:55:13,321 --> 00:55:17,873 Well, you still can. And why not, right? 693 00:55:19,488 --> 00:55:21,790 Yeah. Why not? 694 00:55:27,978 --> 00:55:31,748 - So, is she cute? - Yeah, I guess. 695 00:55:32,644 --> 00:55:36,071 - Is she cuter than me? - No! 696 00:55:36,238 --> 00:55:38,582 She's thinner. 697 00:55:41,613 --> 00:55:45,571 Let me get this straight. You think that's totally normal? 698 00:55:45,738 --> 00:55:47,582 Yes! 699 00:55:47,738 --> 00:55:51,248 I have the exact same top. How come it looks better on her? 700 00:55:51,394 --> 00:55:55,457 Because she's anorexic, has fake boobs and a personal trainer. 701 00:55:55,613 --> 00:55:58,123 Are you saying I should get my boobs done? 702 00:55:58,269 --> 00:56:02,405 - Yeah, totally. - Okay. Come on! 703 00:56:02,530 --> 00:56:05,957 - You can't say this ain't fun! - No, can't I? 704 00:56:06,113 --> 00:56:10,623 When's the last time we did this? Just you and me. It's nice. 705 00:56:10,780 --> 00:56:14,457 - Amy, of course it's nice. - I have an idea. 706 00:56:14,603 --> 00:56:18,488 What if you had to, you know, fail a couple of classes and move back? 707 00:56:18,655 --> 00:56:20,696 Would that be so bad? 708 00:56:20,863 --> 00:56:24,321 I mean, it's just that Italy's so incredibly far away! 709 00:56:24,488 --> 00:56:27,207 Yeah, that's the beauty of it. 710 00:56:27,363 --> 00:56:30,290 What about me? What am I supposed to do next year? 711 00:56:30,405 --> 00:56:33,155 Nothing. Just like you did this year. 712 00:56:33,280 --> 00:56:38,446 Maybe with me gone, you'll get off your fat ass and have some fun. 713 00:56:38,613 --> 00:56:42,748 I don't wanna do nothing without you. And I don't wanna have fun. 714 00:56:42,894 --> 00:56:48,446 - And I have a great ass. - You do. No, you have a great ass. 715 00:56:57,311 --> 00:57:00,488 - What are you doing? - I'm kissing you. 716 00:57:04,103 --> 00:57:07,530 God. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. 717 00:57:07,696 --> 00:57:11,696 I don't know why I did that. I just really wanted to kiss you. 718 00:57:11,821 --> 00:57:15,707 - My God! I'm such an idiot! - Amy? Amy, it's... 719 00:57:19,019 --> 00:57:21,696 Hey, buddy, watch this. 720 00:57:24,071 --> 00:57:26,238 It's like a bridge. 721 00:57:26,853 --> 00:57:29,030 It is a bridge. 722 00:57:31,321 --> 00:57:33,655 Yeah, you're absolutely right. 723 00:57:38,561 --> 00:57:41,488 - Is Katie coming? - She's gonna meet us at the bar. 724 00:57:41,644 --> 00:57:45,405 Really? This is great. This is great! 725 00:57:45,561 --> 00:57:49,238 - She'll experience the new me. - This ought to be good. 726 00:57:49,405 --> 00:57:52,363 No, I'm serious. No more lies. It's like you said, buddy. 727 00:57:52,519 --> 00:57:55,530 I don't need to pretend for someone else to like me. 728 00:57:55,936 --> 00:58:00,155 - That's good! - What you see is what you get. 729 00:58:00,311 --> 00:58:02,405 Hunter unplugged. 730 00:58:02,894 --> 00:58:05,571 Don't you mean Steve unplugged? 731 00:58:13,186 --> 00:58:16,321 - So Megan seems nice? - Yeah, she is. 732 00:58:17,738 --> 00:58:20,821 That Paul guy... didn't you go out with him a couple times before? 733 00:58:20,978 --> 00:58:24,238 - Yeah. It's working out. - Good for you. 734 00:58:24,394 --> 00:58:28,155 Jen, Megan here has never been to the automotive museum. 735 00:58:28,311 --> 00:58:30,238 Imagine that. 736 00:58:34,186 --> 00:58:37,571 Did you read how the zoo animals tried to reorganize their cages... 737 00:58:37,738 --> 00:58:40,863 in alphabetical order? Apparently the aardvarks started it. 738 00:58:41,019 --> 00:58:44,030 That's right. But the zebras vetoed it. 739 00:58:44,811 --> 00:58:48,488 - Yeah. How did you know? - I don't know. 740 00:58:48,644 --> 00:58:51,988 - I don't get it. - Me neither. 741 00:58:55,311 --> 00:58:58,280 So, Katie, how are you liking Berkeley? 742 00:58:58,394 --> 00:59:02,780 - It's a bit overwhelming, you know? - Katie's a double major here. 743 00:59:02,894 --> 00:59:05,613 - I don't know how she does it. - How do you do it? 744 00:59:05,769 --> 00:59:08,821 I can barely juggle napping and sleeping. 745 00:59:08,978 --> 00:59:12,738 This may sound weird, but I spend a lot of time with the elderly. 746 00:59:12,894 --> 00:59:16,571 - That doesn't sound weird. - It sounds a little weird. 747 00:59:16,728 --> 00:59:20,571 When you're sitting with someone who's been through two wars... 748 00:59:20,728 --> 00:59:25,363 marriages, kids, grandkids, money problems and disease... 749 00:59:25,519 --> 00:59:29,821 getting a B on a Biology exam just doesn't seem like a big deal. 750 00:59:29,978 --> 00:59:32,446 I think we should do what the Eskimos do: 751 00:59:32,603 --> 00:59:36,321 kick the old people out of the igloos, leave them for polar bears and storms. 752 00:59:36,894 --> 00:59:40,488 The minute they can't go on the big hunt, you gotta get rid of them. 753 00:59:40,603 --> 00:59:44,988 I mean, otherwise they'll just suck us dry. Bastards. 754 00:59:47,353 --> 00:59:50,321 - You're kidding, right? - No, not at all. 755 00:59:50,478 --> 00:59:53,696 And take away their driver's license too while you're at it. 756 00:59:59,426 --> 01:00:01,144 What? 757 01:00:01,269 --> 01:00:04,811 So you're not allowed to have an opinion anymore? I did what you said! 758 01:00:04,978 --> 01:00:07,863 I wasn't just agreeing for the sake of it, I wasn't just... 759 01:00:08,009 --> 01:00:10,686 making things up so it would look like we had something in common. 760 01:00:10,811 --> 01:00:13,561 I did what you said. I was being honest. 761 01:00:13,728 --> 01:00:18,228 Yeah, but you don't have to say everything that comes in your head! 762 01:00:18,394 --> 01:00:22,686 So now I'm being too honest? I don't know what you want from me. 763 01:00:22,769 --> 01:00:25,696 I don't know what anyone wants from me. 764 01:00:32,061 --> 01:00:34,238 So, what happened? 765 01:00:34,384 --> 01:00:38,061 The whole beauty of Paul is that he was never going to settle down. 766 01:00:38,217 --> 01:00:43,353 Then he fell in love with me. Nothing worse than a bad boy gone soft. 767 01:00:43,519 --> 01:00:47,103 - Don't I know it? - He stopped drinking, taking drugs. 768 01:00:47,259 --> 01:00:50,978 - He even stopped cheating on me. - No wonder you dumped him. 769 01:00:51,967 --> 01:00:54,644 It just wasn't working out, you know? 770 01:00:56,759 --> 01:01:01,436 - What's up with what's her name? - Megan. 771 01:01:01,603 --> 01:01:03,988 - Whatever. - It's okay. 772 01:01:04,134 --> 01:01:07,019 - That's it? - What am I supposed to say? 773 01:01:07,144 --> 01:01:11,019 Well, do you like her? Is she the one? 774 01:01:11,176 --> 01:01:15,353 I don't know. I'm working on it. 775 01:01:19,186 --> 01:01:23,071 - You're the one who wanted to go. - I thought I would feel better. 776 01:01:23,342 --> 01:01:26,103 - And? - I don't know. 777 01:01:26,686 --> 01:01:29,405 - It's such a lot of bullshit! - Bullshit? 778 01:01:29,551 --> 01:01:33,103 Show me a movie that takes place 6 months after they get together... 779 01:01:33,269 --> 01:01:36,019 ...when everything falls apart. - Jennifer... 780 01:01:36,186 --> 01:01:39,978 It's just that I don't think that any of us know who we really are. 781 01:01:40,144 --> 01:01:43,644 So how are we supposed to know who Mr. Right is? 782 01:01:47,509 --> 01:01:51,894 How do you know he's Mr. Right? Is it because you wear black... 783 01:01:52,061 --> 01:01:55,144 drink cappuccino, you both have tattoos? 784 01:01:57,186 --> 01:02:00,436 Who here has ever been dumped? 785 01:02:02,842 --> 01:02:07,019 And who here has dumped someone? 786 01:02:07,384 --> 01:02:11,603 We've all been in love. But we never know that it's not true love... 787 01:02:11,759 --> 01:02:15,811 until it's over. What if there's no "one"? 788 01:02:15,978 --> 01:02:18,894 Or "two", or "three", or "four" or "five"? 789 01:02:19,051 --> 01:02:22,519 What if there's no such thing as true love... 790 01:02:22,926 --> 01:02:27,603 but we're too afraid to admit it, so we keep on dressing up? 791 01:02:27,759 --> 01:02:30,811 We keep on pretending to be something that we are not? 792 01:02:30,967 --> 01:02:35,144 We keep turning our lives upside down, losing ourselves... 793 01:02:35,269 --> 01:02:40,061 in something that we hope is better than what we think that we are? 794 01:02:40,426 --> 01:02:44,103 What if that something that we're looking for... 795 01:02:45,884 --> 01:02:48,478 just doesn't exist? 796 01:03:14,759 --> 01:03:18,519 - Are you okay? - Yeah, fine. 797 01:03:18,676 --> 01:03:21,978 I was just working on my fear of public speaking. 798 01:03:23,551 --> 01:03:26,894 Why does everything just have to be so... 799 01:03:27,592 --> 01:03:30,978 ...just so? - I don't know. 800 01:03:38,592 --> 01:03:42,936 - You're shaking. - You let me drink all that caffeine. 801 01:03:45,759 --> 01:03:50,769 - I don't know what's wrong with me. - Maybe you're getting your period. 802 01:03:51,873 --> 01:03:54,394 Yeah, maybe. 803 01:04:20,457 --> 01:04:22,478 Wait a second... 804 01:04:22,623 --> 01:04:24,384 No. 805 01:06:42,842 --> 01:06:45,842 - Where are you going? - Class. 806 01:06:46,009 --> 01:06:51,009 No, you're staying right here. Where I can see you. 807 01:06:51,134 --> 01:06:55,176 - I really have to go. - You never go to class. 808 01:06:55,290 --> 01:07:00,009 - I know. That's why I have to go. - Wait. I'll make us breakfast. 809 01:07:00,457 --> 01:07:03,842 It's okay. I'm late. 810 01:07:09,165 --> 01:07:11,717 I'll see you later. 811 01:07:12,665 --> 01:07:15,426 Is this about Megan? 812 01:07:16,582 --> 01:07:18,551 No. 813 01:07:18,665 --> 01:07:20,759 I'm gonna tell her. 814 01:07:22,123 --> 01:07:24,384 Maybe you shouldn't. 815 01:07:29,957 --> 01:07:32,759 We'll talk about this later. Okay? 816 01:07:34,540 --> 01:07:36,426 Yeah, okay. 817 01:07:36,957 --> 01:07:42,509 Stay as long as you like, and you know where everything is. 818 01:07:51,123 --> 01:07:53,051 Jen! 819 01:07:53,915 --> 01:07:55,634 Jen! 820 01:07:57,207 --> 01:08:00,373 - I have to talk about what happened. - Amy, it's okay. 821 01:08:00,540 --> 01:08:04,290 No, it's not okay. But it is okay, because I've been thinking about it... 822 01:08:04,457 --> 01:08:06,926 and I think what happened is that you're my best friend and I love you... 823 01:08:07,082 --> 01:08:09,884 and I got jealous when you were spending so much time with Ryan... 824 01:08:10,040 --> 01:08:12,717 and then with you graduating. And then I think in a weird way... 825 01:08:12,863 --> 01:08:15,717 I was trying to keep things the way they were, and I did that... 826 01:08:15,873 --> 01:08:19,051 because I was afraid of losing you. Isn't that amazing? 827 01:08:19,832 --> 01:08:23,123 Yeah, without therapy! I came up with it on my on. 828 01:08:23,540 --> 01:08:27,801 I was thinking about all the time we spent together, then it hit me: 829 01:08:27,915 --> 01:08:30,873 by kissing you, I was trying to prevent change. 830 01:08:31,040 --> 01:08:33,509 But maybe change isn't always catastrophic. 831 01:08:33,665 --> 01:08:36,082 Before we met, I didn't know you at all, right? 832 01:08:36,238 --> 01:08:38,801 - Right. - That was a change. 833 01:08:38,946 --> 01:08:41,801 That was a great change! I loved that change! 834 01:08:41,957 --> 01:08:45,748 Who knows? Maybe I'll kill myself by midterms next year... 835 01:08:45,915 --> 01:08:50,248 but, then again, maybe I won't. Maybe it'll be okay. 836 01:08:50,405 --> 01:08:53,217 That's the beauty of change. You never know how it will work out. 837 01:08:54,071 --> 01:08:57,707 - So everything's okay? - Yeah, never been better. 838 01:09:02,113 --> 01:09:05,832 - You know Ryan's in your bed? - Yeah. 839 01:09:06,457 --> 01:09:10,415 - You know he's naked, right? - Yeah. 840 01:09:10,832 --> 01:09:14,415 - You know I'm curious, right? - Yeah. 841 01:09:14,613 --> 01:09:17,040 So? What happened? 842 01:09:17,738 --> 01:09:21,373 I think I was afraid of losing him. 843 01:09:29,738 --> 01:09:31,551 Megan! 844 01:09:36,113 --> 01:09:39,957 I'm the one who told him to start dating, and then he did. 845 01:09:40,123 --> 01:09:43,051 I didn't get to see him much, then the thing with Paul happened... 846 01:09:43,196 --> 01:09:45,165 ...and seeing him with Mary... - Megan. 847 01:09:45,280 --> 01:09:47,926 Whatever. I just wanted to be with him. 848 01:09:48,071 --> 01:09:51,998 It was a huge mistake. Huge, big, fat mistake. 849 01:09:52,155 --> 01:09:55,467 We're friends. We're great as friends. 850 01:09:55,613 --> 01:09:59,384 - What are you gonna do about it? - I have no idea! 851 01:09:59,530 --> 01:10:04,165 He takes this so seriously, and the last thing I wanna do is hurt him. 852 01:10:05,113 --> 01:10:08,373 Go to hell, Ryan! Go to hell! 853 01:10:10,373 --> 01:10:12,301 What if I'm in love with her? 854 01:10:12,446 --> 01:10:16,332 - Are you? - I don't know. Maybe. 855 01:10:16,488 --> 01:10:19,457 - What does that mean? - I don't know. I just... 856 01:10:19,623 --> 01:10:22,498 don't want things to be weird with us. 857 01:10:22,655 --> 01:10:26,540 Buddy, if you're looking to me for answers, I'm flattered... 858 01:10:26,707 --> 01:10:29,384 but you've come to the wrong place. 859 01:10:29,530 --> 01:10:32,748 If I just pretend nothing happened, I'll be lying to myself... 860 01:10:32,863 --> 01:10:35,415 about feelings I might be feeling. 861 01:10:35,571 --> 01:10:39,415 But if I tell her how I am feeling, she'll run. That's what she does. 862 01:10:39,530 --> 01:10:44,665 I know that better than anyone. That's the last thing I want. 863 01:10:44,821 --> 01:10:49,873 Being yourself, not being yourself. Welcome to my world. 864 01:11:10,405 --> 01:11:14,030 - Does this feel weird to you? - Yes! 865 01:11:14,196 --> 01:11:17,123 - Maybe we should talk about this. - I think that would be good. 866 01:11:17,238 --> 01:11:22,748 Things might get strange between us because of what happened last night... 867 01:11:22,905 --> 01:11:25,290 ...and I don't want that to happen. - Me neither. 868 01:11:25,446 --> 01:11:28,905 'Cause we're too good together to let that come between us. 869 01:11:30,071 --> 01:11:33,780 - It was a mistake. - You think so? 870 01:11:33,946 --> 01:11:37,446 - Yes. - I think you're right. 871 01:11:37,613 --> 01:11:42,571 I think that we just got carried away in the moment and... 872 01:11:42,738 --> 01:11:45,988 ...you know. - Yes. 873 01:11:48,530 --> 01:11:54,582 Last night was really special to me, because you're really special to me. 874 01:11:54,738 --> 01:11:58,540 But that's all it was. It was an incredibly special night. 875 01:11:59,696 --> 01:12:04,248 I got worried that maybe we'd give it more importance than we should. 876 01:12:06,446 --> 01:12:09,582 No. I'm totally with you. 877 01:12:11,238 --> 01:12:13,207 Great. 878 01:12:14,811 --> 01:12:19,540 - You didn't tell Megan, did you? - No, no. 879 01:12:19,686 --> 01:12:22,540 - It's probably better not to. - Yeah. 880 01:12:23,196 --> 01:12:28,738 - I feel so much lighter. Do you? - Yes. 881 01:12:29,321 --> 01:12:34,165 - You wanna go fill up on vittles? - Sure. 882 01:12:39,363 --> 01:12:44,873 Actually, I shouldn't. I'd like to, but I still have some studying to do. 883 01:12:45,030 --> 01:12:48,540 - Really? - Yeah. It's pretty important. 884 01:12:50,280 --> 01:12:54,363 - Okay. You call me? - I will. 885 01:12:54,530 --> 01:12:56,665 - Yeah? - Yeah. 886 01:13:35,238 --> 01:13:37,488 This is Ryan. Leave a message. 887 01:13:37,655 --> 01:13:40,540 Hey, it's me. 888 01:13:40,686 --> 01:13:43,571 Where have you been? What's going on? 889 01:13:43,686 --> 01:13:47,873 Okay. You know the number. Bye. 890 01:14:35,488 --> 01:14:40,821 - This is Ryan. Leave a message. - Hey, it's me again. 891 01:14:41,436 --> 01:14:46,655 Guess I thought I might catch you at home. Is everything okay? 892 01:14:46,811 --> 01:14:51,738 Would you call me back, please? All right, bye. 893 01:15:31,103 --> 01:15:35,113 Ryan Walker, where the hell have you been? 894 01:15:35,728 --> 01:15:39,196 - Where have you been? - Studying. 895 01:15:39,394 --> 01:15:43,738 What's going on? How are you? 896 01:15:43,894 --> 01:15:48,363 - Good. Busy. - Yeah, me too. 897 01:15:48,519 --> 01:15:54,613 I'm all done. It's "Goodbye, Berkeley" and "Hello, real world". 898 01:15:56,769 --> 01:15:59,363 You wanna go do something? 899 01:16:00,811 --> 01:16:05,269 No. You know, I should really get back to studying. 900 01:16:05,561 --> 01:16:07,405 Okay. 901 01:16:08,853 --> 01:16:14,519 - So I guess I'll see you around. - But I'm gone in a few days. 902 01:16:14,894 --> 01:16:18,071 Guess you won't have time to plan my "bon voyage" party. 903 01:16:19,061 --> 01:16:22,071 - Yeah. Italy. - Yeah. 904 01:16:22,186 --> 01:16:25,061 - You must be excited. - You know me. 905 01:16:25,186 --> 01:16:27,655 Any excuse not to shave under my armpits. 906 01:16:28,103 --> 01:16:32,738 - I'll be here. - Yeah? When is your last exam? 907 01:16:32,842 --> 01:16:37,519 - Do you wanna go celebrate? - No, I'm leaving right after it. 908 01:16:38,811 --> 01:16:40,571 Okay. 909 01:16:41,634 --> 01:16:43,603 I guess we'll talk. 910 01:16:49,561 --> 01:16:52,238 - What's going on? - What? 911 01:16:52,384 --> 01:16:58,019 - What? This. What is this? - I don't know. Nothing's going on. 912 01:16:58,311 --> 01:17:02,071 Really? I ran into Megan, and she told me that you broke up with her. 913 01:17:02,769 --> 01:17:06,519 Is that what this is about? I told you not to tell her anything. 914 01:17:06,686 --> 01:17:08,613 Yeah, I know. 915 01:17:09,967 --> 01:17:12,446 - Well, are you upset? - No. 916 01:17:12,592 --> 01:17:17,561 - So what's going on? - I don't know! Things are different! 917 01:17:17,717 --> 01:17:20,613 But I thought we talked about that. 918 01:17:20,811 --> 01:17:23,853 I thought that we said that we didn't want anything to be different. 919 01:17:24,019 --> 01:17:27,363 I thought we said that having sex was just a huge mistake. 920 01:17:27,509 --> 01:17:31,644 It was weeks ago now. I thought we'd go back to being just friends. 921 01:17:31,769 --> 01:17:34,144 - Why was it a mistake? - What? 922 01:17:34,269 --> 01:17:37,311 You and me. Why was that a mistake? I'm curious. 923 01:17:39,259 --> 01:17:42,144 We've already talked about it. You wanna go over it again? 924 01:17:42,311 --> 01:17:44,853 No, you wanna talk? Let's talk! 925 01:17:45,009 --> 01:17:49,644 Was it a mistake because anything like real intimacy freaks you out? 926 01:17:49,811 --> 01:17:52,894 Or just that I'm not good enough for you? 927 01:17:53,728 --> 01:17:59,436 Ryan, you kissed me, and I responded... 928 01:18:00,217 --> 01:18:02,936 but I wouldn't have done it if I thought it was going to end our friendship. 929 01:18:03,092 --> 01:18:05,311 And neither would I. 930 01:18:06,301 --> 01:18:09,019 Ryan, if I could take it all back, I would. 931 01:18:09,259 --> 01:18:14,946 Take it. It's yours. Put it on the shelf with all your other one-night stands. 932 01:18:19,967 --> 01:18:22,530 Why are you doing this? 933 01:18:22,634 --> 01:18:26,019 That night was as much a surprise to me as it was to you... 934 01:18:26,186 --> 01:18:29,644 but being with you is like going to a place I had never been before! 935 01:18:30,176 --> 01:18:32,853 Then, after you fell asleep, I just laid there, staring up... 936 01:18:32,967 --> 01:18:36,644 at those cheap fluorescent stars you have stuck on your ceiling... 937 01:18:37,259 --> 01:18:41,978 and after awhile they just started forming a pattern... 938 01:18:42,092 --> 01:18:46,144 this weird pattern that linked together our entire relationship. 939 01:18:46,301 --> 01:18:51,019 And everything seemed clear to me, like one logical progression. 940 01:18:51,134 --> 01:18:55,894 We're the greatest plan ever made, and I had nothing to do with it! 941 01:18:56,478 --> 01:19:00,019 You made me feel that maybe I didn't have to keep planning anymore... 942 01:19:00,176 --> 01:19:02,853 because it felt like I was actually living... 943 01:19:02,967 --> 01:19:07,644 and that for once I wouldn't have to work so hard at being happy. 944 01:19:08,467 --> 01:19:11,269 That it could just happen. 945 01:19:14,092 --> 01:19:16,269 Nothing will ever hurt me as much... 946 01:19:16,426 --> 01:19:19,311 as your reaction to that same experience. 947 01:19:21,301 --> 01:19:23,686 - Ryan... - What? What? 948 01:19:23,842 --> 01:19:27,728 You wanna go to the library and pretend like nothing happened? 949 01:19:28,342 --> 01:19:30,478 I can't do that. 950 01:19:33,717 --> 01:19:35,717 I'm sorry. 951 01:19:37,717 --> 01:19:40,061 I'm sorry. I don't know what to say. 952 01:19:40,217 --> 01:19:42,894 Look, you don't have to say anything. 953 01:19:44,009 --> 01:19:48,269 I have to go. Have fun in Italy. 954 01:20:12,926 --> 01:20:17,811 - I'm gonna miss you so much! - I'm gonna miss you too. 955 01:20:18,207 --> 01:20:20,311 E-mail me about anything, okay? 956 01:20:20,467 --> 01:20:24,759 You know, school, food, tall dark handsome Italian guys. 957 01:20:24,926 --> 01:20:28,269 - I want to know everything. - Okay. You gotta stop crying now. 958 01:20:28,634 --> 01:20:30,634 Yeah, you stop crying. 959 01:20:30,759 --> 01:20:35,103 I'm the one looking down the barrel of a very lonely final year. 960 01:20:36,092 --> 01:20:38,176 Jennifer? 961 01:20:40,301 --> 01:20:42,186 Jennifer. 962 01:20:44,676 --> 01:20:47,644 - Where are you going? - Italy. 963 01:20:47,801 --> 01:20:49,676 - Right now? - Miss! 964 01:20:53,051 --> 01:20:57,061 - How are Ryan's exams going? - Good. They're going good. 965 01:20:58,342 --> 01:21:03,134 - He's doing okay? - He's doing great. He couldn't... 966 01:21:03,301 --> 01:21:07,061 That's a lie. He's in love with someone who's not in love with him. 967 01:21:07,207 --> 01:21:11,019 - How do you think he is? - Are we gonna go? 968 01:21:14,759 --> 01:21:17,009 I love you. 969 01:21:29,915 --> 01:21:33,051 - Hi. - Hi. 970 01:21:34,717 --> 01:21:38,884 - Are you a friend of Jennifer's? - Yeah. I'm Amy. 971 01:21:39,707 --> 01:21:45,228 Amy? Yeah, I've heard of you, of course. Nice to meet you. 972 01:21:46,176 --> 01:21:48,509 And your name? 973 01:21:50,457 --> 01:21:52,592 What's your name? 974 01:21:52,759 --> 01:21:55,009 My name? 975 01:21:55,123 --> 01:21:59,009 Yeah. You know, it's... 976 01:22:00,092 --> 01:22:03,519 it's Steve. My name is Steve. 977 01:22:05,176 --> 01:22:07,967 It's nice to meet you, Steve. 978 01:22:24,790 --> 01:22:27,551 Going to Europe for the summer? 979 01:22:28,207 --> 01:22:32,884 - Yeah. I just graduated. - Congratulations. 980 01:22:33,051 --> 01:22:35,551 - Thanks. - In what? 981 01:22:35,676 --> 01:22:39,103 - Latin. - Latin? How interesting. 982 01:22:39,415 --> 01:22:42,301 What are you gonna do with that? 983 01:22:46,873 --> 01:22:49,092 I have no idea. 984 01:22:49,207 --> 01:22:52,926 Don't worry. I spent four years at college studying English. 985 01:22:53,051 --> 01:22:54,978 - I didn't have a clue. - Really? 986 01:22:55,123 --> 01:22:57,509 Really. Now I run my own company. 987 01:22:59,384 --> 01:23:02,051 You'll figure out what you want. 988 01:23:03,373 --> 01:23:06,759 Why was it a mistake? Was it because anything that gets close... 989 01:23:06,926 --> 01:23:09,592 to real intimacy freaks you out? 990 01:23:11,623 --> 01:23:13,426 - Stop the van! - What? 991 01:23:13,582 --> 01:23:15,801 - Could you please stop the van? - I can't pull over! 992 01:23:15,967 --> 01:23:19,967 - Pull over, I'm getting out! - I can't. We're in the freeway! 993 01:23:36,957 --> 01:23:38,592 Ryan? 994 01:23:43,551 --> 01:23:45,884 Nothing will ever hurt me as much... 995 01:23:46,040 --> 01:23:49,134 as your reaction to that same experience. 996 01:23:58,915 --> 01:24:00,759 Am? 997 01:24:07,290 --> 01:24:11,467 - What are you doing here? - I don't know. 998 01:24:11,623 --> 01:24:15,342 What's wrong? What happened? 999 01:24:15,457 --> 01:24:19,009 I don't know. I just... I just can't... 1000 01:24:20,165 --> 01:24:22,582 Is somebody here? 1001 01:24:22,748 --> 01:24:25,301 - Yeah. - Who? 1002 01:24:25,457 --> 01:24:27,707 It doesn't matter. Just tell me what's wrong. 1003 01:24:27,915 --> 01:24:30,009 Amy, who's here? 1004 01:24:31,998 --> 01:24:33,426 - Hunter? - Hunter?! 1005 01:24:33,571 --> 01:24:35,498 - Hunter! - It's a long story. 1006 01:24:35,832 --> 01:24:39,665 - Hunter, where's Ryan? - He's on his way back to LA. 1007 01:24:43,165 --> 01:24:46,592 - He was catching the 4:00 shuttle. - 4:00? 1008 01:24:48,540 --> 01:24:51,509 - Which airline? - Sky Southwest. 1009 01:24:51,665 --> 01:24:53,759 Thank you. 1010 01:25:00,457 --> 01:25:02,051 Hunter? 1011 01:25:04,998 --> 01:25:07,551 You can call me Tiger. 1012 01:25:13,530 --> 01:25:16,384 Good afternoon, folks. Sorry about the delay. 1013 01:25:16,488 --> 01:25:20,373 We'll be headed out for the runway in just a minute. 1014 01:25:27,030 --> 01:25:30,373 - Can I help you, sir? - I don't know. Can... 1015 01:25:30,540 --> 01:25:32,623 you bring me a glass of water, please? 1016 01:25:32,790 --> 01:25:35,176 I'm sorry, sir. You're gonna have to wait till we're airborne. 1017 01:25:35,321 --> 01:25:37,842 It will just be a few minutes. 1018 01:25:42,207 --> 01:25:44,373 "Te amo." 1019 01:25:47,123 --> 01:25:49,342 "Te amo", Ryan Walker. 1020 01:25:51,196 --> 01:25:55,634 - I think she's talking to you. - Please, you have to take your seat. 1021 01:26:01,248 --> 01:26:03,790 Did you hear what I said? 1022 01:26:03,957 --> 01:26:08,957 I love you and I'm not going to Italy. I'm staying here with you. 1023 01:26:10,738 --> 01:26:12,759 - It's too late. - No. 1024 01:26:13,363 --> 01:26:16,790 Everything that you said about that night, I felt it too... 1025 01:26:16,915 --> 01:26:20,415 and it scared me. I was scared to lose you. 1026 01:26:20,582 --> 01:26:23,165 But I was even more scared to let myself love you... 1027 01:26:23,321 --> 01:26:28,040 because every time I let love in, somebody takes it away... 1028 01:26:28,196 --> 01:26:32,415 and it just hurts so bad. But I'm tired of being afraid. 1029 01:26:32,571 --> 01:26:36,426 Ma'am, I need you to turn around and put your seat belt on. 1030 01:26:37,280 --> 01:26:40,457 I just made the most important decision in my entire life... 1031 01:26:40,613 --> 01:26:42,915 and you want me to put on the seat belt? 1032 01:26:43,071 --> 01:26:45,290 Yes, I do. 1033 01:26:45,457 --> 01:26:47,426 Okay. 1034 01:26:50,988 --> 01:26:54,373 What about six months from now? How do I know you'll be happy then? 1035 01:26:54,780 --> 01:26:59,123 How do I know you'll be happy? How do we know anything? 1036 01:26:59,280 --> 01:27:01,873 - The plane isn't gonna crash? - We're gonna crash? 1037 01:27:02,071 --> 01:27:07,665 I'm not asking you again. You're required to fasten your seat belts! 1038 01:27:16,113 --> 01:27:21,373 I need you. That's a really hard thing for me to accept... 1039 01:27:22,155 --> 01:27:25,998 but it's a whole lot easier than imagining my life without you. 1040 01:27:27,821 --> 01:27:31,165 I wanna do laundry with you, Ryan. 1041 01:27:36,405 --> 01:27:38,373 But you send your laundry out. 1042 01:27:40,946 --> 01:27:44,998 - Not anymore. - You wanna switch? 1043 01:27:45,738 --> 01:27:47,457 Yeah! 1044 01:27:49,280 --> 01:27:51,321 Will you two please sit down?! 1045 01:27:56,905 --> 01:28:00,873 - What? What is it? - The laundry thing is a metaphor? 1046 01:28:00,988 --> 01:28:03,582 Don't worry. I'll show you how. 1047 01:28:06,405 --> 01:28:11,873 - One, two, three, four... - Try breathing. It'll help relax. 1048 01:28:11,988 --> 01:28:14,832 ...eight... - Trust me. 1049 01:29:20,363 --> 01:29:23,957 That's lovely. My mother wears the same scent. 1050 01:29:26,863 --> 01:29:29,998 Looking for something in particular? 1051 01:29:30,144 --> 01:29:31,998 I got it. 1052 01:29:32,144 --> 01:29:34,707 So sorry. I'm really... 1053 01:29:34,863 --> 01:29:40,155 Actually, I was in the market for some cheetah pants. 1054 01:29:57,905 --> 01:29:59,832 My God. 1055 01:29:59,978 --> 01:30:03,113 You're all Victoria's Secret supermodels. 1056 01:30:03,488 --> 01:30:08,832 - What are you doing in our room? - All the other rooms were full... 1057 01:30:08,936 --> 01:30:11,946 and I had to change, so... 1058 01:30:12,103 --> 01:30:15,665 - This is where we get changed. - Right. 1059 01:30:16,696 --> 01:30:18,873 Don't let me stop you! 1060 01:30:21,103 --> 01:30:24,863 You're funny. And we love funny guys. 1061 01:30:30,853 --> 01:30:33,530 Have you ever been with four women before? 1062 01:30:34,144 --> 01:30:37,873 Once I had lunch with my mom and her three sisters... 1063 01:30:37,978 --> 01:30:40,488 but I don't think that counts. 1064 01:30:42,811 --> 01:30:44,821 Thank you. 1065 01:30:48,436 --> 01:30:50,363 What? 1066 01:30:50,780 --> 01:30:54,863 - No, that's not me! I swear! - We know. It's us. 1067 01:30:55,561 --> 01:30:58,488 - Supermodels fart? - Yes. 1068 01:30:58,686 --> 01:31:01,446 How do you think we stay so thin? 1069 01:31:04,144 --> 01:31:06,530 Does it turn you on? 1070 01:31:10,478 --> 01:31:12,040 Yeah. 1071 01:31:12,894 --> 01:31:16,113 - You do it. - What? Fart? 1072 01:31:16,269 --> 01:31:17,655 Yeah. 1073 01:31:18,019 --> 01:31:22,040 - Don't you wanna turn us on? - Yes. 1074 01:31:22,186 --> 01:31:24,238 Yes, I do. 1075 01:31:24,394 --> 01:31:25,988 Okay. 1076 01:31:26,519 --> 01:31:28,571 Fart. 1077 01:31:32,353 --> 01:31:36,405 My uncle died this way. He shot an aneurysm and... 1078 01:31:36,561 --> 01:31:38,238 Less talk, okay? 1079 01:31:38,353 --> 01:31:41,238 - More fart. - More fart, come on. 1080 01:31:53,644 --> 01:31:56,738 What? Where are you going? 1081 01:31:56,894 --> 01:32:00,030 Didn't I turn you on? 1082 01:32:02,186 --> 01:32:06,936 And there you have it. Every night for the last week, same dream. 1083 01:32:07,103 --> 01:32:10,446 So, what do you think it means? 1084 01:32:11,144 --> 01:32:15,363 I don't know. Were you breast-fed as a child? 1085 01:32:16,978 --> 01:32:19,613 I knew this was a mistake. 90405