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Oh!

I hate you.

- No, you don't, Grizz.
- You're right.

I love you, boo bear.
Now fuck off.

I will.

- Love you.
- Love you.

Oh no, no, no, Mrs. Chen!
Your hip.

Here, I'll get it for you.

Now, about this
marriage registration.

Oh, honestly, you don't have to
Give us something, please.

I'll buy you a gift.

Everything on your list

is a bit pricey,
I'm ashamed to say it.

Okay, thanks for the feedback.

But then I listen to you two
have sex,

so why should i be ashamed?

Will you listen to us while we have sex?

What are you doing?
a glass on the floor?

A patient person,
Nathan.

Wow! OK!

Well, maybe next time
you can come by

and that could be possible
an immersive experience.

Oh, my God. What have you
here?

Come on, girl.

Oh, to be honest, I wanted to do it
a bottomless brunch.

- Four.
- Um.

Five.

I think I'm about to give birth.

Six. Seven.

- Um.
- A. Two.

'Oh my God, I'm so ashamed.

“I forgot my top
and now you can see everything

"are my perfectly defined abs."

“Excuse me.
This is to your advantage."

I'm sorry, I didn't know
you could hear us.

- Guys!
- I'm so sorry!

I deserved that, to be honest.

Oh, my God, I hate myself!

Well, you should, you catty bitch.

Oh!

Can we move on, please?

- What number are we going from?
- Um, four.

No, we've already done four!

Well, tough tits. Let's go.

Five, four.

You know, but,
I'm done with love.

It is time consuming,
self-deception.

- It's sad. Are...
- Mm. No.

- It's just a puppet show.
- No, no, no.

It can be beautiful,
life-affirming...

Yes, but you have Frank.

- Oh...
- Yeah, well, yeah.

I hate that, this son of a bitch
Knob-Head did this to you.

Look, I just need something
casual sex.

I think maybe I just need that
become an Instagram fuck.

No, you're just like Pinocchio,

You have so many strings
attached to you.

No, I'm a real boy!

Look, I found Nathan,
and he's great,

but relationships are hard.

It's mainly a bit of strange sex

in between: 'What is it?
the television password?"

and “Here are some smart ones
storage solutions,

“Don't you think so, honey?”

Honestly, the highlight
of my father and mother's marriage

my mother is picking
my father's blackheads.

Eug.

Please don't write
your own vows.

Oh!
I need to start writing my own vows.

Goodbye.

Nathan!

Oh, it's such a shame
that you sleep,

because I'm not wearing anything
but nipple tassels

and the willingness to please.

Grizz.

Nathan.

Nathan.

Yes, this way
Walter.

Okay, be careful.

Will he be okay?

Go down.

Yes.

- Take it easy.
- Yes.

- You're doing very well.
- Thank you, David.

- OK.
- Annoying.

- All you have to do is tilt it.
- How do you tilt it?

- Where am I going to tilt it?
- Just tilt it to the left.

- Let me come down...
- Um, so...

- Sorry.
- Let me...

If you tilt to the left...
I'm sorry.

You tilt it to the right.

- Er, left...
- Fall, fall, fall!

Hold it!

Damn hell. Are you okay?

I'm so sorry.

Is this your bike?

Oh, oh! What...

Oh.

If you want to come by.

Eh, I tried, you know,

Um, revive him.

Did I... Did I screw up?

No, no, no, no.

His pupils were repaired.

Broad black dilation.

He was dead.

The most likely cause would have been
been a paradoxical embolism.

That's when a blood clot forms
travels from the vein

through to an artery.

It's not always fatal,

but in this case yes.

I think the power
of putting on the sock

sent the clot out of an artery...

Well, this is embarrassing.

I couldn't have died
being mauled by a bear

or fighting in a war
what I didn't believe in?

No, death by sock.

Massive sudden stroke.

I... I don't think so
he would have felt pain.

Gemma, love...

- Just needs some space.
- Naturally.

Please, please,
Can we get a dog?

Not posting myself
through it.

Even though I'm not actually joking,

I probably still want it
a ginger ninja.

What...

So because 30 years ago
your cat died,

you're just done with it
all attachments?

Oh yes!

I mean, I still only pay attention to you
as knowledge.

You're a damn toilet brush,
mate!

Thank you.

Yeah, well
he's my damn toilet brush!

I'll make it.

Oh, Rutte, dear!

Ohhh!

Derek, Derek, it's Ruth.

I see that, Lorraine.

- Hello.
- Hello, my love.

She didn't go
to Johannesburg.

Come here.

Here, look at me.

Survival kit.

Hi.

I love you.

I mean, look, I know it is
in this really old cemetery...

It's historic.

And that it is very early
in our relationship,

but... but I don't care,
because I love you.

- What...
- Oh, Jesus.

-What the hell is this?
- Oh, my God. Oh shit.

- I'm sorry. Let me turn it off.
- No, don't turn this off!

I want to hear this.

The Partridge family,
what is that,

as an alt-right
Christian group?

No.

It's a TV show in the United States
in the 70's.

It... doesn't matter.

Doesn't matter.

Oh, my God, did you do that?
I plan on letting that play out

to mark the moment, for example?

No, no.

If I had planned this
I would have chosen a lot,

You know, a cooler song.

Oh, what, so someone who isn't cool has to do that
put this on your phone.

Well, that's...

That's the only reasonable thing
explanation, yes.

What kind of monster
would do something like that?

There are bad people out there

and they like it
their stuff is hip.

- So what you said before...
- Yes.

Well, I'm looking forward to it
If I said it now,

You'd think I just said it
because you said it first.

No. Well, I don't want that.

I don't want that
because that would be bad.

- Well, it would make us cheaper.
- Yes.

- And cheap is the worst.
- Cheap is the worst.

But I will say I like you
a lot of.

Like, A LOT, a lot?

Like... an average party.

Okay, cancel photographer,

location, catering, stripper.

Have you booked a stripper?

Oh yes. Um...

Born big. Great dancer.

Oh!

He is...

- I have good teeth.
- Mm.

Audrey's not here.
Don't leave a message.

Hi. It's me again, Gemma.

I think you do
to be on the plane to London.

I'm not sure if you'll get it
all my messages,

but it's about your brother.

Um...

I can't do this
over the phone.

Audrey, please,

please call me back.

I beg you.

We must do that too
go to the airport

and I just hope that's Nathan's
sister boarded her flight?

She is not on any social media.

It's unforgivable. It's not 1993.

No, Ruth, it's not 1993.

- Well observed.
- Mm.

Wow.

How's Frank doing, Ruth?

Yes, we are very happy. Why?

Oh no, I just saw his mother
at Tesco.

Oh, yes, well, yes.

She is bitter about her breasts.

She sues the doctor.

Sad, really.

I thought about her breasts
looked nice.

Are you drinking?!

Mom, leave him alone.

What?

- No!
- Oh!

At a time like this.

Sorry, Gemma.

He means well.

But you know men.

It's a wonder they succeed
piss

without us pointing
their cocks in the toilet.

So I have a question.

Why don't I wear socks?

Because my ankles are freezing.

Because the last time you
put on socks, Nathan, you died,

so maybe this isn't the time
to whine at me

about how death is you
would appear in my imagination.

That's actually quite petty.

She doesn't show up.

You know she won't.

God damn it!

Old people are hot!

I'm Gemma.

Oh, the bride! Hi!

Here.

Oh, this old thing?

Don't worry. It's not mine.

So, what do you mean,
that's not yours?

So this super sweet gay couple,
we bonded over “Mean Girls.”

I still can't believe it
'getting' is nothing.

Anyway, they wanted a baby,

so Richard used his sperm
and Haru got his sister's egg

and I am the oven!

Thing!

- Wow, that's very nice of you.
- I know that, right?

I'm making a family for it
people I barely know.

Even if they didn't pay me
a lot of money,

I would still do it.

I mean, I wouldn't do that, but still...
it's really good to do.

How much money?

Oh, my God, Ruth,
You can't ask that.

Where's Nathan?

M-Maybe we should sit down.

- There's a cafe here.
- I could drink coffee.

Gemma, a cup of coffee?

I tried to call you, like,
a number of times.

Lots of messages left
on your phone.

So... where is he?

You should have answered
your phone.

He's dead.

Nathan didn't tell me
you were so funny.

Or... weird.

But, uh, I... I would, uh...

Like, um...

Like...

- That's a very nice handbag.
- Yeah, uh...

Yes, it's... it's Prada.

Eug.

Eug. It's fine.

It's fine. Are...

You know, it's Pra...
It's Prada, but you know...

Eug.

It's totally fine.

To.

Oh!

Audrey, love,
I know it's not my place

but we really need to reach out
your mother.

Mom, it's complicated.

Well, someone knows
where she is.

I thought I wanted to see her
after my father died, but...

Can I be honest with you,
Lorraine?

Yes.

I've had a lot of therapy

to process this whole mother
abandon our thing,

and I'm in such a good place
now

that if I saw her,
it would probably be fine,

but probably not,

and I finally scream,
"Thundercunt!"

while I hit her
with coat hanger.

By the way, I'm kidding.

I wouldn't use a coat hanger.

We'll be fine.

I've never used it
this expression before

and I don't use it lightly,
but she is a problem.

To go.

I mean, I know she's Nathan's
sister of course, but...

- She's crazy.
- Oh, my God. Good night.

Have you done this?

Nathan said you were an artist,

but I didn't expect you
be good.

Yes. I mean, I'm not an artist.

I just...

I'm just editing the contrast
of the elderly

in a magazine for retirees.

And I make graphs.

I mean, they're good graphs,
but still.

So they're the baby's fathers
Will you show the child?

Yes, they want the whole thing
to keep me involved

so I end up feeling unused.

Regular photos, visits,
blah, blah, blah.

But I'm so continuous
momentum type person

that when I get to the end
something, I'm done with it.

So, done.

Right.

I don't have to stay here,
you know.

Oh no, we always were
I expect you to stay, Audrey.

Yes, but I don't have to... now,
you know?

I mean, where would you go?

I am very resourceful.

- Agree.
- I am.

No, I didn't say you
no, but i'm...

..I'm hardly going to get pregnant
woman on the street.

It's not Bethlehem.

Um.

You really hurt him back then
you didn't come for Christmas,

you know?

He paid for the flights.
All you had to do was show up.

But I only saw him
cry twice, and he cried.

When was the other time
did he shout?

When Marlin finally finds Nemo.

Shall we follow Nathan?
inside?

People have spoken
so warmly about Nathan.

He clearly was
a very special man.

Yes.

Please note,

people tend to talk
very high of the deceased.

Hello.

We are here today...

..to celebrate life

by Nathan Petraszewski.

Is that Polish?

Yes.

Yes, that makes sense.

The Poles
are people with a big heart.

You say 'Polish',
I think 'big hearts'.

Great sausages.

Auschwitz.

Nathan inspired love
and affection

with everyone he knew.

That makes it difficult today.

Why?

Because he's dead.

And we're not ready for it
say goodbye.

Doesn't matter
whether you are one

or 101,

we are never done
say goodbye.

One of them is clearly the worst.

101, well, great innings,
you know, not unexpected.

Look, this is what happens

if you don't come along
a priest in a church.

You get Kathy's boyfriend
to get Ian.

His online reviews are favorable,
Lorraine. Glowing!

Sh! Just keep your mouth shut.

I know some things myself
about wrong priorities,

wasting minutes on earth.

Some years ago,
I owned a men's clothing store

from the Essex Road.

Eligibility.

Yes? Thank you.

Unfortunately,
you need more than a clever name

to tackle the big boys
of fashion retail,

I'll tell you
for nothing.

Right now I am confronted
another bankruptcy,

My wife has left me for good
this time,

and no matter how much I need her
screaming into my ear hole

like a knee in the balls, I
don't want to die alone either!

- I can't.
- Pretend it's not happening.

And you know what this is all about?
taught me?

It taught me to stop!

To breathe.

And remember.

Four small letters.

Oh, please don't say 'love'.

When he says 'love'
I'm going to kill him.

Four small letters
that bring us together

and make the world
a more beautiful place.

MDMA. Ha! I'm kidding.

It's 'love'. LOVE.
What are you doing? Oh dear!

- It's not open mic night, honey.
- This isn't how my brother...

None of this is how
it should be so.

Can I...

Why are you
are you still here?

- OK.
- Go away!

Well, come on in.

Would you fuck off, Ian?

Further away. Onward!

Oh, okay.

My brother deserves, like...

..really a great party.

None of this feels like
it's about Nathan,

and it doesn't say we love him.

And we do that, right?

I love him more than anything
in the world.

That's what he said
it is a paradoxical embolism,

and she laughed.

Gemma's reaction, denial,
is completely normal

at this stage of the process.

I was on a flight to Washington,

and we lost 36B.

Heart attack. Dead.

From every flight attendant
worst nightmare.

God. That's terrible, Ruth.

Yeah, but it felt so normal,

reflexively, even,

to just keep offering him meals
and light refreshments.

It wasn't until I looked up
of the food service truck

and saw the blanket
belt over his head

that I remembered, "Oh, yeah,

“He doesn't want the chicken
or the fish.”

Right.

And in third place at 41,

He's not a pedo.

In second place is The Betty White
Conservation Association, at 45.

- Hi!
- Wow!

And first of all,
Last week's champions

Gwyneth's head is in the box

with an impressive 47.

Whoohoo! Winners!

And now for something
a bit unorthodox -

a bonus question.

Ooh!

The most important thing
question of the evening,

No, for some of you,
the most important question

of your life.

Ooh!

Which movie am I?

I'm a romantic comedy.

Eug. Vom. Right,
I'm going to bring in the beers.

- No, sit down.
- Ouch!

Oh, my God, you just hit me!

He is American,
particularly handsome,

with an ass as pert as the
first stone fruit of the season.

A bit exaggerated.

She is a goddess,

beautiful, complicated

and completely unique.

Oh my God
sounds damn sad.

Who wrote this show?

Oh dear! Oh. Why are you kicking me?

They meet on a foggy night
in London's Old Town.

She comes in to him

by drinking gin
from her handbag

and sharing her loud opinions
on cat poop.

He comes in to her
by leaving his own party

and follow her to the depths
depths of Hackney.

Okay, guys, I don't understand this.
Should we post 'Notting Hill'?

They pass by in a dead end street
a celebration of the oppressed...

Oh, my God.

..with an anarchist
warehouse squat.

- Oh!
- No! Oh my God, no!

..true, instead of planning
to destroy the state...

I'm dying,
I'm really dying. No.

She convinces him that 'Who is
the boss?' is a sharp satire

of class and gender,
and no one vacuums like that...

Tony Danza, I...
Oh God. Stop it.

Before she met him,

she said she never wanted that
get married, but...

I'm really dying.

- God! Please, God.
-Sh, sh, sh!

Thank you.

Check... Oh.

- Um, my microphone voice.
- I'll kill you.

Um...

Um...

I always have been
a fairly self-sufficient...

I've always been a handsome one
self-sufficient guy.

Um, all my life, you know, I've done that
always took good care of myself.

That's just how it was,
and that...

That's just who I am, you know?

And I got by.
It was fine, you know?

Um, you still have to wake up
every morning.

Right?

And... and then I meet you

and my whole world changed.

It was like...

It was like I've been sitting
alone in the dark,

and I didn't even realize it
until you turned on the lights.

So, um...

Wow.

Mm.

Will you marry me?

And there are many
of people watching,

so if the answer
is not there now,

just say yes
and you can say no later, okay?

I just...

Oh well, why not?

Wow!

I wanted to tell you!

Wow!

Hurrah!

Oh. Oh!

Stop it.

What about presents?

I mean, people
maybe bought presents.

Good idea.
Cancel orders immediately.

Stop!

Can everyone shut up for a moment?

Eh, this might sound crazy,

but, uh, Nathan really wanted it
to marry me.

I really wanted to marry me.

So...

..why not get married?

Um...

..Gemma, love...

Um...

Nathan is dead.

Yes, Mom, I know.
Thanks for the warning.

We were just there
the world's worst funeral,

and that's my point.

We should have been
to marry,

that was us
should do,

not what it was today.

And our story can't end with Ian,

a man who probably
does strange things to lizards.

Well, the part where they played
'Ave Maria' was quite nice.

Yes, but mom, there was nothing in it
have to do with Natan.

We shouldn't
what Nathan wanted?

And what he wanted

God, what he wanted
got married.

Tracey Emin married a rock.

I'm just saying,

people do strange things out of love.

Well, thanks for that, Audrey.

Yes.

I want to keep it real
my promise to him.

And as Tracey Emin
can marry a stone...

..then I want to marry Nathan.

Right.

Smell my breath.

- What? No!
- Smell it.

Smell your breath!

You get
that chicken soup smell?

It's so weird.
I don't eat chicken.

Okay, let me find this.

Oh!

No, no, it's okay.

“Can I marry my cousin?” No.

“My dog?” No.

- Oh.
- Oh, there. “My late fiancée.”

Yes, “The Lord Chief Justice

"can approve a ceremony
of marriage

“If one of the spouses died

"after completion
of official formalities

"an unambiguous sign
consent."

"Official formalities",
what is that?

So that's the same as canceling.

So in England you have to go
to the registration office

before you get married
and answer questions like:

“Oh, are you married yet?”

or “Did you?
same parents?

Is there a lot of incest?
in England?

I would say above average.

But the point is Nathan and I
notified months ago.

It is unequivocal consent.

It's proof that Nathan
wanted to marry me.

Wow!

So technically you can
marry a dead man.

That's fucked!

I don't judge.

I once had a relationship with a woman who thought
we evolved from fish.

But we did.

Oh, look, I can marry Nathan if
the Lord Chief Justice approves.

How do we get approval?

Let's ask her.

Yes! There it is.

The Lord Chief Justice,
at a conference.

- Let's do it!
- No, Audrey, no.

Gemma, do you love Nathan?

Do you want to marry him?

Yes, okay.

Well, it's time for a woman
damn.

Grasp your labia.
Let's do this, yeah!

Oh my God!

- Oh, she hit the bone.
- Sorry.

Wow, that's a fantastic dress.

Oh, I found our names.

Here I am and here you are.

- Thank you.
- Mm-hm.

Valerie Goudsmid.

Naturally.

Sorry, I didn't recognize you.

The American accent threw me.

Hm?

I thought you were British.

Mm. Yes.

I was born in Australia.

But my father is German.

In the sea army. An Oberstleutnant.

This is how I grew up,
you know, everywhere.

I went to medical school
at Paree...

..than my residency in Texas,

so I don't know what accent that is
will fly out of my mouth.

Oh.

Oh, sorry, yes, I'm...

I'm Kevin Wu.

Thank you very much.

Now that we're here

I feel like we really
should have a plan.

A plan!

Kevin.

You become Valerie
and I must be Kevin.

It is a gender neutral name.

No genders
wants to be called Kevin.

Can we just have one?
Thank you.

Kevin Wu.

Yes, that's me.

I... I didn't think you...

Oh well...

David, um...

It actually is
a gender neutral name.

Yes. Move with the times.

Yes. Be sensible, man.

Okay, well,
I was just reading your report

to mandatory sentencing.

It's... a bit draconian,
don't you think?

No evidence that it works that way
an effective deterrent everywhere.

Um, she was drunk
when she wrote it.

She has a drinking problem.

That was actually tea.

Lie to me. I don't care.

But if you lie to yourself,
you break my heart.

Shall we?

The conference
starts now.

It was nice meeting you,
David.

- Fuck!
- Uh-uh.

Oh God.

Everyone stand up.

Good afternoon.

Thank you.

So, shall we get started?

We agree
the status quo doesn't work,

but we still need to be convinced

that there is some merit
in tolerance zones.

And if you allow women to work
in the prostitution business

to continue their trade
and indeed...

..offer them concessions

and effects,

it will send
totally the wrong message...

..mainly because it legitimizes it

what is a criminal offense.

You don't encourage someone
to make something of her life

if you just offer them
the easy way out.

I'm sorry, Valerie,

there was something
you wanted to contribute

between naps?

Actually, Neil,
I do have something to say.

No, no, no, no.
Shh. Shh. Shh.

Easy way out?

You once fought an ex-Marine
over a can of corn?

You have to sleep sometime
in a waste container

because you were afraid
of rape or worse?

Because I did.

So yeah, maybe I've done a few
pretty ugly things in my life,

but I didn't survive alone.

I thrived!

What is it that you find
So threatening, Neil?

That women should be paid
for something

you think
what you are entitled to for free?

- Yes!
- That's it!

I agree.

That kind of personal attacks
is completely unjustified.

You know what, Neil?

Fuck the police!

Oh.

No.

Two, four, six, eight!

Stop the violence!
Stop the hate!

Two, four, six, eight!

Destroy the police state!

No, no, no, no, no, no.

When I say, "Whose streets?"
you say, “Our streets.”

Whose streets?

- Let's try again. OK.
- No.

When I say, "Whose streets?"
you say, “Our streets.”

Whose streets?

No.

Our streets.

Sorry I'm late. I'm Valerie.

- Oh, damn.
- I think this is my chair.

Oh. Um...

Your Lord Supreme Judge,

Um, I was wondering if
I could talk to you about it

a posthumous marriage.

Um... I guess that's not the case now
Still a very good time, right?

Who are you?

- Oh! Um, I'm...
- She's Kevin Wu.

Jesus, your hands are freezing!

It's like being abused
by a penguin! Eug!

In retrospect, probably yes
should have had a plan.

Look, the
mushroom layer is the best part.

You certainly don't want that
just a small snack?

No.

- No?
- No.

- OK.
- Um, you know what?

Eh, not that I should, eh,

trust your judgment in light of
your recent actions, but...

..do you think this
is the whole wedding thing crazy?

'Bonkers' is such a cute word.

Almost as cute as 'tea cozy'.

Yes.

Yes, no.
No. No, no, no.

I mean, have you...

Like, you think
that this is insane?

- Is it crazy?
- Certainly.

Okay, you don't get it
what I say.

What I mean is, like,
am i wrong?

No. Not at all.

Yeah, look now
that... that must...

That should get going
a load of alarm bells

because the only person who gets it
me is practically certifiable.

Yes.

Oh, what?

So I have to carry
a stupid white dress

and you won't even wear it
a flashing bow tie?

No, no, no.

It's not about your dress.
I don't care about your dress.

It's just about how, you know,

you seem so uncomfortable
with everything, you know?

I mean, are you so ashamed?
getting married

that's the only way
that we can have this wedding

is if it is in quotes?

Because whenever you talk to
everyone about it, it's always,

"Oh, no, no, no,
it's not a wedding.

"It's a conscious link."

“Oh no, it's not a wedding.
It's a visa scam."

Oh my God!
Have a sense of humor.

You are so serious and American.

I'm sorry. I just...

I feel like you just said yes

because there were
a lot of people there.

And that's up to me. That's up to me.

I went along
the big dumb romantic gesture.

I'll be honest, Nathan, I don't
know what else you want from me.

I just want to have the feeling
this means just as much to you

as it means to me.

Well, that's impossible.

Besides, no one knows how
they will feel that in fifty years.

W...

You say
Don't believe in marriage?

I mean, it's important to you,
so I'll marry you.

What I do promise is that

I will always be honest with you
about how I feel.

Always. So...

Yes, but you ended up
every relationship you've had.

Yes.

Yes, I escaped from them
before they turned bad,

but the point is
I'm trying with you, Nathan.

I'm fucking trying.

Actually, you would prefer that
We were just like my parents?

They don't even sleep in
the same room as each other.

I actually don't even think so
don't like each other anymore.

Life isn't like that
'The Partridge Family'

where everyone
just get on a damn bus

and sings feel-good songs.

Wow. So you 'try'?

- Yes.
- OK.

Well, I'm sorry,

but I don't think so
someone should try it

if it's someone they love.

That shouldn't be the case
a kind of Herculean effort.

Oh, my God, I actually can't
believe we'll do this again.

Just because I don't say it
always, that doesn't mean...

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
That's not what it's about, okay?

What matters here is the fact that
I'm excited

I'm the one
control everything -

like, everything!

I'm the one who made us
finally set up a date.

I bought the custom pinatas for us,
the lanterns.

I even designed the bouquet!

Maybe I care too much,

but you don't seem to
to care at all.

That's not fair, Nathan.
That's not fair.

Yes? I know you haven't started yet
writing your vows.

You know what?

I actually think you are
scarred by your mother's departure

that you try
lock me up.

But the truth is, Nathan...
in real life,

families will fall apart
your damn heart.

Hi!

Have you seen this one?

I feel like fucking my uncle

and riding a mechanical bull,
goddammit.

Come on!

And here. And here again.

And here.

And here.

A letter with the request
a posthumous marriage,

also known as necrogamy.

'Necrogamy'.

Saves the need to fake a lifetime
of orgasms, I think.

It's from Mrs. Gemma Fitzgerald.

She was here at the conference
impersonate Kevin Wu.

Oh yes, her.

Did you hear that Kevin Wu
have an alcohol problem?

I know. Should I send him?
flowers for you?

Why? He's an alcoholic,
not an expectant mother.

No, draft a letter.

"Dear Mrs. Fitzgerald,
yadda, yadda, yadda. No."

I looked at it
and technically -

I mean, technically...

her request is not
without legal basis.

The Posthumous Marriage Act of 1807

has been made
during the Napoleonic Wars

to enable engaged couples
separated by war

and ultimately death

to marry.

The law has never been annulled,
so technically...

You have such a face
definitely asking to be spanked.

Fuck me with a pickle.
Dylan Campbell.

God! I miss him.

Wow.

You're... you're pregnant.

- I don't know.
-Haha!

Come in.

Come on.

Everyone,
this is Dylan Campbell.

Dylan Campbell!

What are you doing here?

I'm so sorry.

Oh, wow. Yes. OK.

Yes. Yes, thanks...

This is Nathan's best friend
from home.

-Dylan.
- Hi.

I just wanted to be with people

who knew and loved him,
you know?

And my flight was
non-refundable, so...

Fuck me with two pickles!

What?

We have a meeting with
the Lord Chief Justice.

No!

What?! Audrey!

- Oh!
- We did it!

- Guys, how great is this?
- Mm!

- It's around here.
- Thank you.

Some of these books
are hundreds of years old,

that is
only a few years younger

then the Lord Chief Justice.

- Don't tell her I said that.
- No.

Shh.

Thank you very much
for your willingness to meet us,

especially after, uh...
what happened last time.

Yes, love makes us
doing crazy things, right?

For what it's worth,

I agreed with what you said
at the conference.

Neil Ashford's idea of
helping vulnerable women

is to lock them up,

so well done to you
call him out on his nonsense.

So basically,
You're grateful I was there.

- No. You ruined the event.
-Oh.

So let's get started
owned the company.

- Necrogamy.
- A terrible word.

No one has been honored

a posthumous marriage certificate
in this country since...

1816.

What I don't understand is,
why marry him?

It would be purely symbolic.

Yes, but most marriages aren't
only symbolic things?

I mean, rings, certificates...

they're all just symbols,
aren't they?

No, I would have to disagree
with you there,

speak like someone
who is married and divorced

more than once.

No, like rings and certificates

was the only thing we had to live with...

No.

Marriage does not exist
in the symbolic,

but now in real life.

Have you heard of Irene Jodart?

Remind me.

Well, she was this woman
in France

those in the fifties
her fiancé was murdered

when this dam broke

and it killed some
a hundred other people.

And then President de Gaulle
came to visit the village,

she begged him
to make her marry her fiancé

and he agreed.

And maybe that's why
the pressure of the media

or maybe it was because
he felt sorry for her

or maybe it was because
he understood

that sometimes
the symbolic is all you have.

Oh.

Mm. Well, you know the problem
with the French, right?

They're just too...

French?

Look, if I even want to consider it
your proposal,

I need the family's approval.

- Oh, well, I mean...
- I approve.

And you have to demonstrate it
without a doubt

that Mr Petraszewski

would have married you
if he hadn't died.

Yes, we have the...

And a statement of intent
to marry

won't get you anywhere.

I could give Alan here
a letter with my intention

to do Pilates tonight,

but he knows it as well as I do
that I'm sitting on the couch at home

drink a bottle of Malbec.

Just that one bottle?

I'll make the jokes,
thank you, Alan.

No, I'm afraid what
what you ask is impossible.

No.

If they can imitate the moon
countries, nothing is impossible.

We will find proof for you and this
woman will marry my brother.

Do you even exist inside
your mind for five minutes?

Thank you very much for your time.

I'll see you.

OK. Um, I think I got it
everything you need here.

Um, so I have a copy
from the menu.

Oh yes.

And I have too
a copy of the invoice

which shows the date
you have booked

and how much of the deposit
you have already paid.

So enough evidence
you were planning a wedding,

I should think.

Yes. That's... that's great.
Thank you very much, Tim.

That's really helpful.

I think this is probably not the case
the best time,

but then you think,
“When is the best time?”

And then you end up somewhere
never actually asked.

What?

I don't want to speak evil
of the dead...

Oh, my God, Tim!
What are you talking about?

I'm pretty sure...

..I caught Nathan cheating.

- What?!
- My brother would never...

I saw him go to the men's room
and he was...

He was on his phone.

And?

He was on the phone, Gemma!

Completely compromised
the integrity of the event

if dishonest people think so
can just google the answers.

Oh, the quiz. He's talking
about cheating on the quiz. OK.

What the fuck
are you talking about?

And more importantly,
Why do you look like a groundhog?

-Audrey...
- What... How...

The questions
don't write yourself, okay?

The theme montage
and accompanying soundtrack

doesn't cut itself up.

So if someone doesn't
respect the no-phone policy,

it's like saying
it doesn't matter what I do.

It's like saying I don't care.

I just called you a rodent.
You don't matter!

My brother is dead
and you focus on trivia,

which, by definition,
is trivial!

I'm sorry about that
your brother is dead,

but you don't care
excuse to be overly rude.

You were once given a kick in the ass
by a pregnant woman?

Can you calm down and stop?
Overturn the furniture, please?

You keep looking at me
like I'm crazy

and this fetus and me
will ruin you!

Okay, okay. Yes.

I assume you no longer do that

wants to continue
with the wedding booking.

Oh no, it's wonderful to have
it here. That would be great.

Thanks, Tim.

- Oh.
- Feel this.

- Oh no. What actually?
- No, no, really.

- Oh. Aa!
- Do you feel that?

- God, that's crazy.
- Wait, you too?

Yes, yes,
that's really weird. Wow.

- Sorry.
- No, that's...

Yes.

God.

I didn't tell Nathan
about the baby.

I thought he, you know,
"What's wrong with you?

'You just keep jumping
one poorly thought out decision

"to another."

You know, I-I-I think so
I've been proud of you.

You create a family
for someone.

- Real? Do you think?
- Yes.

I mean, he would be super critical

about your decision-making,
Certainly.

Evidently,
there is so much to criticize.

Yes, but I think so
he would support you.

You know what?
In fact, I'm sure.

He would support you.

Um...

You know how I, uh,
Didn't you make it for Christmas?

I missed my flight because

I didn't have the bus ticket
to get to the airport.

I had €6.37 in my account
and nowhere to sleep. Um...

I mean, where were your friends?

I'm not really good at it
the friends thing.

I want them, but after a while,
they don't really want me.

So Nathan dies thinking that
I don't care about him.

He is the only person in my life
what I care about

and I let him think that
because I didn't have that...

Come on. Come here.

We'll never be okay again,
are we?

No. Probably not.

Okay, come on.

I have a wedding dress
to try.

Oh, drum roll. Yes.

This is the... Oh!

Oh, wow. Oh, my God.

- Yes.
- Yes.

- Yes. Oh God.
- Delicious.

Yes. I think...

I just think it's likely,
maybe half an inch...

- Oh, that's...
-..too wide.

No, that's easy.
Let's see.

I don't want to have to wear it
a bra, so I want that support.

- A bit of a lift?
- Yes, yes. Precisely.

So just whatever
you do there.

Okay, wait a minute. So let's try that.
A little... Wait a minute.

- Perfect.
- A bit like that.

Is there a way to, like,
bring in its bones

to lift it or is that
something crazy to suggest?

No, that's...

I mean, it's very traditional,
but I like it.

And then we have pockets.

What?

- Yes.
- Oh!

- Oh, my God! No way!
- Yes.

Finally bags!
It has pockets!

You know? Just, like,
you would never think of it.

Is that dress
strictly appropriate?

Well, I don't know
what's appropriate, mom,

but this is the dress
that I chose to wear,

so that's what i wear.

Yes, and that's you
absolutely smoked in it.

Your husband is going to die.
Hm?

Gemma, I'm trying
be supportive, but...

Mommy, don't, 'I won't do that
I'm trying to nag you." Stop it.

I don't know what
what you're talking about

'If you don't want that with your face
be so clearly asymmetrical,

“Why don't you just tilt it?”

Stop it.

Well, it's less obvious
when you tilt it to the left.

Excuse me, Jilly,
Would you, uh...

Could you give us a moment,
Please?

- No, absolutely.
- Thanks, honey.

Gemma, look, celebrate.
call it a wedding.

Why do you have to
make it legal?!

- Because you have to, Mom.
- Gemma, what you need...

Oh, what I need, mama,

is that everyone has to stop
Tell me what I need!

I brought bubbles!

Sweet!

Thank you very much.

Cheers.

- That's for you.
- Thank you.

Party. Yes?

Isn't she beautiful, huh?

- Oh well.
- You look really beautiful.

No, it's tasteful, but fun.

Traditional, but sexy.

So your mother
can be proud of you,

but later in the bedroom,
Mom's not here, oh!

You know what I'm talking about.
Ah!

The groom is dead!

This is too much.
Here. Take that.

Thanks for dinner.

Don't mention it.

Oh, I really loved that boy,
you know.

What should I do?

What, let's be a girl
Mrs Havisham?

A fool in a wedding dress?

I'll do whatever it takes
to get her there.

I promise you
there will be no wedding.

Mo! You said
this would be accessible!

Yes, Mo, you did indeed say that.

Um, okay. I literally have
I just got free admission.

I think the sentence you are
search is 'thank you'.

- Thank you.
- Yes. Thank you.

Go find some seats.

I think I'll go
need something to drink first.

I'll bring you some milk.

Thank you. Thank you.

Whoo-whoo-whoo!
Take that down!

Um, baby, baby,

I feel like I have it
second thoughts on this.

No.

I promised Lorraine that
we would get her to call it off.

If we can just make her cry,
make her feel something.

Look, I know,
but alcohol, mental health -

they are messy bedfellows.

Just think about it
my aunt Patrick.

She's not allowed
no more sharp objects.

She has to cut her meat
with a spoon.

Yes, we can get it
some more tequilas, please?

Line them up!

Let me see you sweat,
you dirty little cocks!

Champion!

Aa!

- Oh! Yes, yes.
- No, no, no.

- No?
- No, no, no.

Okay, okay.

I'm just going...

Shhh! Thank you.

Wow!

This is for you! Take a sip.

- Take a sip.
- OK.

A sip. Take a sip. To take...

Wow. No, no.

Mm!

Love you.
We are here for you, Gem.

- Gem, Gem-Avg. Boop!
-Oh.

Because alcohol helps
when you feel sad.

I have a book,
'Widow to widow'...

Yes.

..and it says, um,

that your tears contain hormones
and potassium in it

and that makes you feel better
after you let it all out.

So yeah, you just have to...

You have to get out
your potassium, girl.

Wow, I think you've had enough,
Ruthie.

No, no, because you are
not grieving, so you don't have to...

You need catharsis...

..so that you...

I'm sorry.

- Rutte! Oh, my God.
- You're crying!

What's wrong?

Oh, boo-boo!

What are you doing?

What... what... what
am I doing now?

Yes! What are you doing,
fat cheese?

Okay, I... I can be honest. Um...

I'm quite confused
about Nathan.

I just feel...

More alone than that
have you ever felt?

Yes.

If that makes you feel better,

if i was honest
and had no self-esteem,

I would totally do you.

Thank you.

Oh, Ruth, what happened?

- It's... it's Frank.
- What?

Frank.

He... he said I was too,
like, stiff...

..and too tense.

No, no, no, no, no.

So I stopped
feel comfortable

being naked around him.

Hybrid.

And he said that
I just wasn't nice.

Oh no! Come here!

He left me a month ago.

- What?!
- Yes.

Why didn't you tell me?

I'm sorry. I'm just
so humiliated now.

Come here! Oh, boo-boo! No!

I feel foolish like foolish Billy.

You're not stupid Billy.

Look at me.
You're not a loser, Ruth.

- I'm not a fool?
- You're not a fool.

Never say that
about yourself.

He's a stupid Billy.
Son of a bitch. He's an asshole!

-Billy.
-Billy.

-Billy!
-Billy!

Oh, now I laughed too hard.
I have to pee.

Oh no!

I actually have to pee.
Wait a minute.

- OK.
- Yes, yes.

Sorry.

Oh, I'm sorry.
Do you know where the toilet is?

- Down there, honey.
- Is it just there?

OK. Sorry.

If ever there was a lady who...
I needed Dylan's intervention...

- Ask her to dance.
- Rutte?!

She's way out of my league.

Yes, but she's drunk.

thus its standards
basically do not exist.

I'm not the man
who attacks drunk women.

No, no, no,
I didn't say you were

but you can be a friend, right?

asks for a friendly dance,
cheer up a friend who is blue?

Oh God. Sorry.

Hmm.

OK. Agree. Ooh! Sorry.

Hey, Ruth, did you want...

I...

Oh. Is that the queue?
Is that the queue?

Oh my God
I'm going to wet myself. Aa!

Sorry.

-Ruth, have you...
- Aah.

Ruth,
do you want to dance?

Fuck sake!

Dylan, what are you doing?

He is American,

so that explains
a lot of confidence.

Oh! Oh!

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

- I just pissed myself off!
- What?

- I'm pissing myself!
- Oh, damn!

Oh my God!
I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry!

Oh baby, no!

I don't know what to do.

- I got you.
- What?

What? What? What?

Hey, everyone!

- Oh, my...
- It's me!

I'm the one peeing on the floor.

Thank you very much!
Thank you!

Oh!

Greece. A small island.
Folegandros.

- Looks beautiful.
- Oh, that's true.

We are, uh...

We went there
for our honeymoon.

Do you fly in and out of Athens?

Yes, or you can go
via Santorini

and then take a small ferry.

Mm. Can you make a note of that?

Mm-hm.

So my answer is still no.

What?

I'm satisfied with it Nathan
meant to marry you,

but you made me believe
that's his family

had already given permission.

- But she did.
- We did. I have.

But his mother, your mother,
Margaretha Petraszewski,

now Cahill is still alive.

We haven't seen her
in more than 20 years.

- I'm his closest family.
- Legally speaking, no.

What, so, because
They have a bad mother,

You're going to deny Nathan
his last wish?

How is that fair?

Maybe my sympathy
got the better of me

and I led you to think so
this was more possible

than it actually was.

What does that mean?

It means to break with
200 years of congress

costs more than a café voucher
and some holiday snaps.

I'm sorry if it sounds cruel,
but the law is the law.

My hands are tied.

Gemma, where are you going?

Honestly, Audrey,
to find your mother.

What?

Yes, I know, but do you have that too?
any better ideas?

No, I didn't think so.

So...

The jury was visible
moved by the witness's testimony

which has been running for some time

and was full of it
poignant details.

This case is
one of the most complex

be fought before this court

and will run for
a few more weeks.

Defend love!

Love on trial!

Defend love! Love on trial!

Why are you a hot dog?

Because I don't do slutty nurse.

Why? Do you want to be the hot dog?

No!

Defend love!
Love on trial!

Excuse me. Excuse me.

- Excuse me, please.
- Hot dogs are not illegal.

Yes, sorry, I wouldn't know
all about it, love,

but could you keep it?
Is this driveway free?

- Thank you.
- Whose love is on trial then?

I'm glad you asked.

Okay, Margaret. Where are you?

Oh, Jesus.

Hey, Krish. Are you okay?

I see the madman is still here.

There is actually quite a one
Interesting story Anita.

Real? How interesting?

Um, well, what do you know
about necrogamy?

What, someone shaved
a corpse?

No. Not yet.

Hello, hello. My name
is Gemma Fitzgerald.

I wonder so
Does a Margaret Cahill live there?

No, not here. Sorry.

They say love never dies

and the people behind me
take that very literally.

They are part of
a growing movement

supporting one woman's desire
to marry her deceased fiancé.

Hi. I'm Gemma Fitzgerald.

I'm looking for
a Margaret Cahill.

And now for one
interesting story from London,

value

divides the nation.

We caught up with the manager

of the wedding location.

Whether you are
get married posthumously

or pre-humous marriage,

we've got it all covered.

We're doing a Sunday roast
on a Wednesday

because we don't care.

But not everyone is happy.

It's disgusting!

You have to admit,
it's a bit crooked.

I mean, what about sex?

This woman condemns herself
to a life of celibacy.

I was married for many years
before that happened.

He was getting married
a wonderful woman.

He was a happy man...

..until he died.

Love is hard to find, you know,

but what Nathan and Gemma had
is real love.

That's why there are so many people
support them.

We want to know what that feels like
like, to be loved like that.

Wow!

Yes!

Hello, my name is Gemma

and I search
a Margaret Cahill

who used to call
Margaretha Petraszewski.

Hello?

Sorry. What do you want?

Um...

Is... is this...
Is this Margaretha?

Um, you had a son and a daughter
Nathan and Audrey shouted

and I don't really know
how to tell this

but Nathan died.

And I know this may sound like it
kinda weird,

but we got married

and I still really want that,

but to do that,

I need the approval
of the family

or the relatives,

and, uh, that's you.

Um, sorry. Are you still there?

Don't call here again.

Oh... oh, Margaret,
please don't hang up.

Please, please.

Oh shit!
Shit, shit, shit, shit!

Oh.

Oh, my God.

We are trending so hard
now.

more than 226,000 followers.

We gained about 19,000 followers
since this morning.

That is an increase of 17%.

Wow, it sounds like you just
made up that number.

Maybe, but people
all over the world -

Nairobi,Ecuador,
Fiji, Helsinki -

talk about
you and Nathan.

I bring people together
inspired by love and goodwill.

I'm like Bono, but I don't cringe.

I found her. Your mother.

I mean, she hung up
but it's her. She's in Oregon.

Gemma, we don't need her.

Audrey, the law doesn't care
about likes on Twitter.

I know your heart is good
place, but a car is coming.

I have to get married
in three days

and I don't really have time
pretend

that's one of your plans
is going to work.

OK.

What are you doing?

You weren't thinking seriously

you would go
See my mother without me?

I think I could
just hang in here.

But you came all this way.

I can't see her and I can't,
you know...

- Are you sure?
- Go ahead.

- Are you sure?
- Yes.

God.

Don't do this.

Yes?

Margaret. Hi. Um...

I'm Gemma.
We spoke on the phone.

And, uh, this is Audrey.

Is she with the father?

Um, no, it's a surrogacy,
Actually.

Does she have her own children?

That's smart.
How much does she get?

- Don't know.
- Why not?

Maybe if you invite her,
she could...

She would be here
if she wanted to.

Oh, uh, sorry.

Um, this is Nathan.

He looks exactly like my father.

Wow.

Do you have children's photos?
from Nathan?

- I've never seen one before.
- No.

Waiting for you
some kind of grand statement?

No. No, I... I don't expect it
to explain something to you.

There is no reason.

I just wasn't cut out for it
a wife and a mother.

No judgment here.

Well, that's BS.

Everyone judges.

It's just you and him
and the children scream

and “How are we going
pay for this new drywall?”

There is no happy ever after.

You know,
I actually didn't think so

I was cut out for it too

but then Nathan believed so much
happily ever after

that sometimes
I could just imagine it...

The boy was smart,
but he never understood it.

I don't think that's true.

What do you want from me?

Well, it's like I said
on the phone.

I can't marry Nathan without it
permission from his family

or his close relatives,
and that's you.

So you want me
to sign some paper

that says you can be
the wife of my dead son?

Yes, I... I... I know
sounds... strange.

Look, I know you came
a long way

and I tried to be polite,

but i don't know you...

Oh, Margaret, please.

..and I don't know that man

and all this,
If you'll excuse my French,

smells like horse poop,
so if you don't mind,

I think you should leave.

- Oh, Margaret, please. Please.
- Go away.

Oh no, you do owe him.
You owe him, Margaret.

You... you hurt your children
so much,

but I actually think
that you could be in pain

because you missed it.

They turned out great

and you would be so lucky
to have them in your life.

So, please,
just do this one thing.

Do you know what I think?
You're right. We don't need her.

Come on.

Are you okay?

I'm doing well.

Like someone who is well practiced

in the art of
passive aggression,

I know when
someone says they are doing well,

it means they are not doing well.

There's nothing wrong.

"There's nothing wrong." That's worse.

That means something is there
absolutely wrong.

And if anyone
God forbid, says:

“Well, what do you think?
is it going wrong?"

that's how you know
you're going to spend the night

that will be handed to you.

"Good,
What do you think is wrong?"

Brat.

Oh dear!

Oh, my God.

- Wow!
- Oh no!

I told Ruth that
I didn't want a bachelor party.

I'm not even carrying
the right clothes!

Yes, she knows.

She organized a bachelor party for me,
right?

- And a stripper.
- No, stop it!

Yes.

'Björn Bigg'.
More like Bjorn Average, buddy.

OK.

- Oh well.
- Hi.

Hello!

- Hello, Gem.
- Gemma, Gemma, Gemma, Gemma.

- Hello, Gem. How are you? Sit down.
- This is quite small.

Agree.

Gem? Gem, will you
a tea or something?

- Did you know?
- No.

I wouldn't...

Thank you, Rutte.

Okay, whatever you do
are planning,

please don't do this.

- Gem, we all love you.
- Gem, why don't you sit down?

Um, no. You know what?

I'm not sitting down, Mo,
because I'm leaving.

We just want to give you something
advice or something.

Oh my God! Wow.

We just want to talk
for you, Gemma.

Gemma,
we just want to talk to you.

Mom, can you give that to me?
the keys, please?

- Give me the keys.
- Gemma!

- Give me the keys, Mom!
- Stop it!

Now, Gemma, marriage is
about building a future.

Yes, no, tell me what it is
about. You have a great one.

There is no future with Nathan.

It's terrible, it's unfair,
but Nathan is no longer there.

Yes, I know that very well.
Thank you, mom.

Well, you don't act like it.

Am I not acting correctly,
Ruth?

Am I not following the protocols?

described in 'Widow to Widow'?

It's unhealthy
this strange fixation on...

Oh, so I'm weird now, huh?

Am I a bit off balance?
like my asymmetrical face?

You can't look past this now,

but you will fall in love
with someone again.

Oh my God!

You build a future together with him
and you will have children.

Children! Oh, so that's...
There's the real agenda!

You want grandchildren and so do I
I'm wasting my childbearing years, Mom.

Nobody pressures you
have children.

Yes, okay.

Well, you don't have everything
the time in the world.

Oh, so I'm running out of time
Well, is that me, Mom?

Then come, Mo!
Impregnate me!

Give me that seed!

- Gemma, what are you doing?
- Gemma!

Please impregnate me if
the nearest unrelated male.

Gemma, stop it!

Give me your cum!
Make mommy happy!

Nathan wouldn't want you
to throw your life away.

You don't know
what Nathan would want.

How would she know that?
what Nathan would want?

Listen, Lorraine, Gemma
could stay home all day,

take Nathan's name
of gas and electricity.

She would still feel terrible!

- Thank you.
- This is all your fault.

Let her think that
this is romantic and honorable,

while it's actually terrible,
terribly pointless.

I was just trying to help.

Audrey is the only one
who gets it.

- You know what I get?
- Go on, Ruth. Insert your oar.

That you have been admitted
through all this -

the protest, the media,

go to America
to distract yourself

because you never wanted to
marry him in the first place.

Do you think so?
I didn't like Nathan?

- I didn't say that.
- You know what?

Fuck off, Rutte. Fuck you all.

- gem...
- No, Nathan wanted a family.

He wanted a house.

He wanted something sturdy

and therefore
I have agreed to marry you.

That's why.

And... and that's what
I said when I said

that I will always love you,

I will never do that
walk towards you.

That's the promise I made.

Well, we are not going to stand by and watch
and watch you hurt yourself.

Please, daddy.

Give me the keys.

Okay, honey.

Please, Gem.

Well, that went well, didn't it?

It'll be fine.

I promise you it will be fine.

Oh, my God.

Oh my God, what are you doing?
Are you kidding?

I misunderstood.
I thought you...

I'm getting married
tomorrow your brother.

You're fucking crazy.

Yes, but that's it
what you like about me.

Audrey, this is no joke.

Not everything is a damn joke.

I'm just trying
makes you laugh.

And...

We just got so close

and you understand me in a way
that no one else understands me and...

Don't know. My hormones.

What, you're the one to blame
Your pregnancy now?

God. I'm sorry, sir,
Can you stop the car, please?

Gemma, wait.

No, I... Oh, my God. I don't...

I actually don't even know
what else I do.

Sir, can you please
hurry up and stop?

You know what? Actually,
everyone is right about you.

You're fucking crazy,
but I'm worse

because I have been
the one who listens to you.

I just want you to stay away
from me, Audrey.

I don't know what I'm doing
Grizz.

Well, no one does.

I thought maybe
I did it for you,

that maybe I can show you.

Maybe it's just that
I can't accept it...

Am I crazy?

I can't answer that, boo bear.
I'm dead.

Oh, Mrs. Chen,

I didn't have a shower
after 9:30 p.m., I swear.

I see that, darling.

This came yesterday.

Baby, look, I'm...
I'm so, so...

Ruth, just listen to me.

The wedding has started again and,
Yes, before you say anything,

yes, i know
I canceled the wedding,

but I cancel
the cancellation.

I get it -
Approval from Nathan's mother.

But the ceremony is inside
less than two hours, Gem!

- There's no time!
- Well noted, Ruth.

All we have to do is get
the Lord Chief Justice to...

Oh, my God, my eyebrows
looks like a real yeti.

How did this happen? Audrey!

Oh, we have to find Audrey.
We have to find Audrey.

She's already at the airport.

I gave her the first deputy,
the VA320 to Chicago.

I don't care!
We have to go to the airport!

We have to find her!

Um, Ruth, I'll see you soon.

I couldn't get an Uber.

My rating is too low.

Where have you
even stayed last night?

As I told you,

I am very resourceful.

She saw you on television,

you know, with the media
and the campaign and everything.

Your mother has changed her mind
because of you, Audrey.

Let's finish this for Nathan.

Move it, ladies.
We have a wedding to go to.

Wow! Ruth, you are a sweetheart!

Frank is missing something!

I know. Get in.

Oh.

Oh no.

- Is that a quick fix?
- Um...

Yes, the time has come! It's on! It's on!

Um, but... but wait,
What happened?

- I don't understand.
- Tell Mo, uh, the rings.

- To take the rings.
- Oh, sorry.

- Do you have the rings?
- Yes, I have them.

What, am I supposed to be there now?

- I'm so sorry.
- Yes.

- Would you mind just...
- Like now.

Okay, uh, yeah,
I'll see you there soon.

It's my stop. Sorry, guys.

- Oh, buddy.
- Wait a minute.

- We really...
- Wait a minute.

Can you give the pins back,
Please?

Shit!

Come on!
Put your back into it!

Oh, my God. I'm going
drop it. I'm going to drop it.

Come on!

I'm coming!

My dress is so big!

Oh! Sorry!

That's the Corpse Bride, that.
Can I get a photo?

-Ruth, come on!
- Oh yes, yes.

- Sorry, sir!
- Oh, I love the wig!

- It's a lot of fun.
- Come on!

Come here.

Oh, the machine!

Just put the boxes there
and get through it.

OK.

Sorry. If only you could
take off your shoes.

Oh.

Okay, kids.
Let's sit down.

Oh, come on!

Bloody stilts.

Right.

Oh, come on!

Fine. OK.

Oh!

OK.

Oh, you have to...
I don't fucking believe it!

Fine.

Okay, fine.

Fine, good.

Why are you looking away?
Why are you looking away?

It's just a body. Wow!

Right.

It's okay. Just keep going.
You're doing well.

- Yes, is that me? Are you sure? Are you sure?
- Yes.

Thanks, girls. Let's go.

Come on, come on.
Go, go, go, go, go! Go, go, go!

Hello. Hello.

God!
Who designs these things?

What do you think you're doing?!

Nathan's mother gave us permission.

I want my marriage license.

We are in a meeting.

- Love waits for no one.
- Shut up, Alan!

You said I needed it from his family
approval. Well, I get it.

So just sign it.

Oh, hey, David.

Kevin.

Fine. So it is given
her approval.

- You can't expect me to just...
- No!

I can't just...

No!

You can't expect me...

Fine.

- Love conquers.
- Yes!

You get your license.

Thank you!

Oh! Thank you,
thank you, thank you!

Oh, thank you, Lord of Justice.

- Goodbye.
- Where are you going?

This is the most exciting part
that ever happened.

Meh!

Just to be clear, you are a sweetheart.

That was very sweet
you just did it.

Mm.

Maybe that's just me
a great old romantic.

Are you okay?

Let me take that.

- Do you want me to take that?
- Yes.

You got this.

Oh, my God.

My arms. Oh, my arms.

Oh. What? Oh.

- What is this?
- I think it's for you.

- Thank you!
- You make me sick!

- Hi!
- Sick!

Oh, what, you don't have that?
something better in your life?

- Shh, it's mostly fun.
- You don't know my story!

Shh.

Where's Mom?

Sorry.

Oh no.

I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry.

Dad.

I should have told him
every day

how much he meant to me

and I never told him.

I never told him.

Hey, you. Hey, you.

He thought I was getting married
him because he chose me,

but I chose him.

I chose him every day.

Oh, Mom.

Quiet, quiet.

- Come on.
- I'm sorry.

No. Let's go. Come on.

Come on.

I got you.

This is how
she has to say goodbye.

Agree?

- OK?
- Yes.

- Yes.
- Yes.

- Yes.
- Yes!

Are you okay?

Please sit down.

Welcome everyone,

to the wedding
from Gemma and Nathan.

None of us have ever been there
a wedding like this.

Gemma, will you take Nathan with you?
your lawful spouse,

be loving and faithful
and faithful to him?

I do.

This ring is a continuous circle

symbolizes the infinite
and eternal love.

I am very happy to express...

Nathan and Gemma
man and woman.

Whoo-hoo-hoo! Wow!

Whoohoo!

- A...
- A...

-..two...
-..two...

-..three...
-..three...

Wow! No, no, no, no, no.
Let's leave Nathan.

Three.

Hello.

Um, uh, welcome to...

..What...
whatever this is.

You know, Nathan wanted us to do that
write our own vows,

which I think was because
he wanted me to do that just once

hear how I really felt.

Um, so, uh...

God.

Um... Oh, my God.

Ah.

I was sleeping and was immediately inside
in the middle of a good dream

And suddenly I wake up

Of something that lasts
knocking on my brain

Before I go crazy

I hold my pillow against my head

And jump up in my bed

I scream out the words I'm afraid of.

The bride's father
ladies and gentlemen.

Oh well.

I push the beds together
this evening.

Oh my God
Audrey! Check it out!

We have decorated the nursery!
Isn't it cute?!

Please RSVP for the baby shower.
See you soon!

I'm not weird
that you peed on strangers.

But you should know...

..I really like strong women.

I'm furious.

- Photo time. Gemma and...?
- Oh, Audrey.

She's, uh, my sister.

Come here. Oh no, a photo from the prom.

Okay, buddy?

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