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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:46,473 --> 00:01:47,775 Aimee, can you put on your headphones? 2 00:01:47,909 --> 00:01:49,443 That's really distracting. 3 00:01:50,477 --> 00:01:52,179 Aimee. Aimee! 4 00:01:52,312 --> 00:01:53,915 Headphones. 5 00:01:55,415 --> 00:01:57,518 Did you know that six percent of Americans 6 00:01:57,652 --> 00:01:59,621 believe they could beat a grizzly bear in a fight? 7 00:01:59,754 --> 00:02:00,855 Unarmed. 8 00:02:00,989 --> 00:02:02,289 They'd be unarmed all right 9 00:02:02,422 --> 00:02:04,157 because they'd get their arms torn off. 10 00:02:13,333 --> 00:02:14,769 I shouldn't have done that thing. 11 00:02:14,902 --> 00:02:16,504 The government can access that. 12 00:02:16,638 --> 00:02:19,239 I still think we should get rid of that AI thing. 13 00:02:19,373 --> 00:02:21,676 I feel like it's listening to us all the time. 14 00:02:21,809 --> 00:02:23,243 -It's creepy. -Okay. 15 00:02:23,377 --> 00:02:25,145 -Let's get rid of it. -Mm. 16 00:02:31,318 --> 00:02:33,821 Aimee, I have some sad news. 17 00:02:33,955 --> 00:02:35,322 I'm going to be leaving soon. 18 00:02:35,455 --> 00:02:37,659 But I have a goodbye present downstairs. 19 00:02:37,792 --> 00:02:39,259 Want to come see it? 20 00:02:44,999 --> 00:02:46,668 Don't reply. 21 00:02:46,801 --> 00:02:47,802 I won't. 22 00:02:47,935 --> 00:02:49,403 And I'm not gonna "like" it either. 23 00:02:49,537 --> 00:02:51,706 She's such a whore for likes. 24 00:03:00,982 --> 00:03:02,482 Aimee. 25 00:03:02,617 --> 00:03:04,886 Don't just leave your iPad on the floor. 26 00:03:05,019 --> 00:03:06,654 Come on. 27 00:03:10,792 --> 00:03:12,827 Aimee, honey. 28 00:03:19,499 --> 00:03:21,002 Aimee? 29 00:03:22,804 --> 00:03:24,438 Where are you? 30 00:03:55,203 --> 00:03:57,905 Aimee? 31 00:04:01,308 --> 00:04:02,375 Aia, turn speaker off. 32 00:04:02,510 --> 00:04:03,745 Okay. 33 00:04:03,878 --> 00:04:05,813 Aia, turn speaker off. 34 00:04:05,947 --> 00:04:07,380 Okay. 35 00:04:11,052 --> 00:04:14,088 Aimee, come on, you're scaring me. 36 00:04:14,222 --> 00:04:16,256 Henry, is she up there with you? 37 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:19,694 Aia, turn all lights on. 38 00:04:19,827 --> 00:04:21,062 Okay. 39 00:04:22,429 --> 00:04:25,233 Front door unlocked. 40 00:04:36,210 --> 00:04:37,410 Aimee? 41 00:04:39,847 --> 00:04:41,783 Is that you? 42 00:04:46,419 --> 00:04:48,256 Aimee, honey? 43 00:04:48,388 --> 00:04:50,191 Mommy? 44 00:04:56,329 --> 00:04:57,865 Wha... 45 00:06:15,910 --> 00:06:17,078 I love you. 46 00:06:18,980 --> 00:06:20,648 I love you. 47 00:06:30,358 --> 00:06:32,193 Cal, time to get up. 48 00:06:32,326 --> 00:06:33,961 Cal. 49 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:36,530 Tickle me. 50 00:06:37,565 --> 00:06:39,233 Tickle you? 51 00:06:39,367 --> 00:06:41,168 Tickle me awake. 52 00:06:52,346 --> 00:06:54,715 Good morning. 53 00:06:54,849 --> 00:06:59,253 Can I please have 15 more minutes of screen time? 54 00:06:59,387 --> 00:07:01,989 I'm really, really nervous about school. 55 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:11,599 This, uh... this does not help the anxiety, you know that. 56 00:07:11,732 --> 00:07:13,234 Why don't we get back into baseball, huh? 57 00:07:13,367 --> 00:07:15,202 I still got all the stuff in the back of the car. 58 00:07:15,336 --> 00:07:16,771 Just 15 minutes. 59 00:07:16,904 --> 00:07:19,941 And if I ask you again, no time for the rest of the week. 60 00:07:20,074 --> 00:07:23,544 Please, Dad. Please. 61 00:07:41,295 --> 00:07:42,930 Iris! 62 00:07:43,064 --> 00:07:45,166 -Breakfast! -Fine! 63 00:07:45,299 --> 00:07:47,068 Geez. 64 00:07:50,538 --> 00:07:51,939 I got to get going. 65 00:07:52,073 --> 00:07:54,842 Marcus said those tech people are coming in this morning. 66 00:07:54,976 --> 00:07:57,111 They pinged him at 1:00 a.m. That's their thing. 67 00:07:57,244 --> 00:07:59,714 -They catch you unawares. -Sound like jerks. 68 00:07:59,847 --> 00:08:01,449 Tech evangelists, thought leaders. 69 00:08:01,582 --> 00:08:03,117 Disruptors. 70 00:08:03,250 --> 00:08:04,618 Disrupting my f... 71 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:08,689 ...fricking morning, that's for sure. 72 00:08:08,823 --> 00:08:10,591 -Is "fricking" a bad word? -No. 73 00:08:10,725 --> 00:08:12,927 Were you about to say a different f-word? 74 00:08:13,060 --> 00:08:14,662 Yes, but I didn't. 75 00:08:14,795 --> 00:08:16,230 Cal. 76 00:08:16,364 --> 00:08:18,466 Feet off the table, please. 77 00:08:18,599 --> 00:08:19,700 Cal! 78 00:08:19,834 --> 00:08:21,202 -Cal. -Feet down. 79 00:08:21,335 --> 00:08:22,436 We don't put our feet on the table. 80 00:08:22,570 --> 00:08:25,206 -Why? -So many reasons. 81 00:08:25,339 --> 00:08:27,041 Preston! Iris! 82 00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:30,111 Preston is on the iPad. Can I play Minecraft? 83 00:08:30,244 --> 00:08:31,445 What? No. 84 00:08:31,579 --> 00:08:34,248 Preston, get off your iPad and get down here now! 85 00:08:34,382 --> 00:08:35,649 Can you tell what he's been watching? 86 00:08:35,783 --> 00:08:37,018 Yes. 87 00:08:37,151 --> 00:08:38,386 Preston! 88 00:08:38,552 --> 00:08:40,221 Seriously, if you don't get down here right now... 89 00:08:40,354 --> 00:08:41,389 Please get down here. 90 00:08:41,522 --> 00:08:42,857 ...I am not gonna let you eat in the car! 91 00:08:42,990 --> 00:08:44,258 We leave for school in 15 minutes! 92 00:08:44,392 --> 00:08:45,559 -What are we doing? -What... 93 00:08:46,961 --> 00:08:48,796 -Time to go! -Cal. Preston. Iris. 94 00:08:48,929 --> 00:08:50,097 -You don't want to be late! -School. 95 00:08:50,231 --> 00:08:51,599 Come on. 96 00:08:53,667 --> 00:08:55,302 Preston! Come on, honey, we're late. 97 00:08:55,436 --> 00:08:57,304 Please don't make me go. 98 00:08:57,438 --> 00:08:58,939 Come on. Today can be a good day. 99 00:08:59,073 --> 00:09:00,408 What if it isn't? 100 00:09:00,541 --> 00:09:03,344 Then you will survive, okay? And we will talk about it. 101 00:09:03,477 --> 00:09:04,578 Come on. 102 00:09:04,712 --> 00:09:05,913 So, we're gonna set up a playdate 103 00:09:06,047 --> 00:09:07,615 and then you'll see, all right? 104 00:09:07,748 --> 00:09:09,417 They're just kids like you, Preston. 105 00:09:14,688 --> 00:09:18,159 There's an RV outside, and it looks bad. 106 00:09:18,292 --> 00:09:19,260 Yes, honey. 107 00:09:19,393 --> 00:09:21,128 I think they don't have a house. 108 00:09:21,262 --> 00:09:24,765 I saw a guy come out before, and he looked weird. 109 00:09:24,899 --> 00:09:28,202 He moved in a funny way, and he was talking to himself. 110 00:09:28,335 --> 00:09:31,072 They're people just like us. 111 00:09:31,205 --> 00:09:33,542 Will we always have a house? 112 00:09:35,510 --> 00:09:37,311 We'll always have a home. 113 00:09:37,445 --> 00:09:38,646 Together. 114 00:09:38,779 --> 00:09:41,516 Until you have a home of your own. 115 00:09:41,649 --> 00:09:44,852 This is my own home. 116 00:09:46,287 --> 00:09:48,255 How are the college applications going? 117 00:09:48,389 --> 00:09:50,191 Uh, I started UC. 118 00:09:50,324 --> 00:09:51,560 Stanford? 119 00:09:51,692 --> 00:09:52,793 Yes. 120 00:09:52,927 --> 00:09:54,628 Stop. 121 00:09:54,762 --> 00:09:56,130 Don't you have a big meeting today? 122 00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:58,933 Like a big presentation? 123 00:09:59,967 --> 00:10:01,001 Oh. 124 00:10:01,135 --> 00:10:03,003 Do I detect snark? 125 00:10:03,137 --> 00:10:05,806 You like eating food? You like wearing clothes? 126 00:10:08,442 --> 00:10:10,177 What do you have today? Anything exciting? 127 00:10:10,311 --> 00:10:12,880 Hanging out with friends? 128 00:10:14,549 --> 00:10:15,950 Cute boys? 129 00:10:16,083 --> 00:10:17,084 Dad. 130 00:10:17,218 --> 00:10:19,220 How do you know I don't like cute girls? 131 00:10:19,353 --> 00:10:21,388 How do you know I'm not a lesbian? 132 00:10:21,523 --> 00:10:22,957 Uh... 133 00:10:23,090 --> 00:10:24,358 Wouldn't make any difference to us. 134 00:10:24,492 --> 00:10:27,761 Okay, what if I was bi-curious? 135 00:10:27,895 --> 00:10:28,929 Cool. 136 00:10:29,063 --> 00:10:30,431 -Pansexual. -So good. 137 00:10:30,565 --> 00:10:31,533 Asexual? 138 00:10:31,665 --> 00:10:32,800 Perfect. 139 00:10:32,933 --> 00:10:34,001 Stop there. 140 00:10:36,971 --> 00:10:39,006 Whoa, look at that. 141 00:10:39,140 --> 00:10:41,275 Is that like autopilot? 142 00:10:43,444 --> 00:10:45,412 You're supposed to pay attention anyway. 143 00:10:47,281 --> 00:10:48,215 Love you. 144 00:10:48,349 --> 00:10:50,985 -Love you. Bye. -Bye. 145 00:10:51,118 --> 00:10:53,954 ...molecular biology to transhumanism, 146 00:10:54,088 --> 00:10:55,856 the symbiosis of 147 00:10:55,990 --> 00:10:57,324 human and machine. 148 00:10:57,458 --> 00:10:59,760 Change is proceeding 149 00:10:59,894 --> 00:11:04,064 at an exponential rate in every facet of human life. 150 00:11:04,198 --> 00:11:08,269 This change is so rapid, 151 00:11:08,402 --> 00:11:12,339 its power so startling, 152 00:11:12,473 --> 00:11:16,443 it is not possible to predict its effect on human life 153 00:11:16,578 --> 00:11:18,580 as it is to come. 154 00:11:37,464 --> 00:11:38,866 This is Meredith. 155 00:11:40,434 --> 00:11:42,069 Oh, hi, Karla. 156 00:11:44,705 --> 00:11:45,839 He is? 157 00:11:45,973 --> 00:11:47,808 Did you check his temperature? 158 00:11:50,512 --> 00:11:52,012 Morning. 159 00:11:52,146 --> 00:11:53,582 Curtis, you win one award, 160 00:11:53,714 --> 00:11:55,082 you think you can roll in late? 161 00:11:55,216 --> 00:11:56,551 Sorry, boss. 162 00:11:56,685 --> 00:11:58,385 I had to take Iris to school. 163 00:11:58,520 --> 00:12:00,454 -How old is she now? -17. 164 00:12:00,589 --> 00:12:01,556 Half kid, half adult. 165 00:12:01,690 --> 00:12:03,190 Old enough to drive herself. 166 00:12:03,324 --> 00:12:06,026 -So buy her a car. -Get this account, and I will. 167 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:07,562 That's new. 168 00:12:07,696 --> 00:12:10,064 I just buy what they tell me. 169 00:12:10,197 --> 00:12:12,733 I guess it was made with AI or something. 170 00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:14,768 The Kids are ten minutes out. 171 00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:17,838 Their advance team is already outside. 172 00:12:17,972 --> 00:12:20,575 Advance team? What is this, special ops? 173 00:12:20,709 --> 00:12:23,377 Just some Silicon Valley horseshit. 174 00:12:24,378 --> 00:12:26,013 I hate them already. 175 00:12:26,146 --> 00:12:27,582 But we need them. 176 00:12:27,716 --> 00:12:28,983 You're stressing me out a little bit. 177 00:12:29,116 --> 00:12:30,251 Life is suffering. 178 00:12:30,384 --> 00:12:32,152 The Buddha said that. Great marketer. 179 00:12:32,286 --> 00:12:34,221 Don't worry, boss, I won't let you down. 180 00:12:34,355 --> 00:12:36,390 You know what a boss is in a video game. 181 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:39,293 It's the monster you have to kill 182 00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:41,596 before you get to the next level. 183 00:12:43,632 --> 00:12:45,399 So Mama was working on her thesis today 184 00:12:45,533 --> 00:12:49,136 and there's this special little box called a formicarium. 185 00:12:49,270 --> 00:12:52,741 It's an ant nest that you can see right into, 186 00:12:52,873 --> 00:12:54,609 with a queen and everything. 187 00:12:55,909 --> 00:12:57,444 What do you think? 188 00:12:57,579 --> 00:12:58,779 Should we order one? 189 00:12:58,912 --> 00:13:00,848 Can I play Minecraft? 190 00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:02,783 Minecraft? 191 00:13:04,218 --> 00:13:06,120 Nothing but Minecraft. 192 00:13:06,253 --> 00:13:08,523 Minecraft, Shminecraft. 193 00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:11,593 Just a little fever. 194 00:13:11,726 --> 00:13:13,427 No screens, buddy. Sorry. 195 00:13:13,561 --> 00:13:15,796 But then you could do your ant stuff 196 00:13:15,929 --> 00:13:17,865 and I can play Minecraft. 197 00:13:17,998 --> 00:13:19,601 I'm sorry, buddy, no screens. 198 00:13:20,801 --> 00:13:23,170 Then can you read to me? 199 00:13:24,838 --> 00:13:26,907 Yeah. 200 00:13:27,041 --> 00:13:28,610 I can read to you. 201 00:13:32,946 --> 00:13:35,316 Are you the advance team? 202 00:13:35,449 --> 00:13:37,117 Uh, uh... 203 00:13:37,251 --> 00:13:39,853 I mean, that's what they call me, but it's not my name. 204 00:13:39,987 --> 00:13:41,388 Yeah, I figured. 205 00:13:41,523 --> 00:13:42,524 I'm Melody. 206 00:13:42,657 --> 00:13:44,325 -I'm Curtis. -Curtis. 207 00:13:44,458 --> 00:13:46,728 -Yeah. -Married? Kids? 208 00:13:47,796 --> 00:13:49,863 Married. And three. 209 00:13:49,997 --> 00:13:51,832 Wow, what's that like? 210 00:13:53,267 --> 00:13:55,402 What's it like to be married and have children? 211 00:13:55,537 --> 00:13:57,505 Um, uh, a lot of things. 212 00:13:57,639 --> 00:13:59,507 Sorry. 213 00:13:59,641 --> 00:14:02,376 I'm just... curious about people. 214 00:14:02,510 --> 00:14:03,877 I saw your ring and... 215 00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:05,513 That's too much. 216 00:14:07,314 --> 00:14:12,086 Um, to answer your question, it is, um... 217 00:14:14,488 --> 00:14:15,690 ...terrifying. 218 00:14:15,824 --> 00:14:16,791 Mm. 219 00:14:16,924 --> 00:14:18,492 It's like science fiction. 220 00:14:18,626 --> 00:14:21,362 You're not just you anymore. There's-there's more of you. 221 00:14:21,495 --> 00:14:24,231 Like you have extra body parts. 222 00:14:24,365 --> 00:14:26,500 Weird. 223 00:14:26,634 --> 00:14:30,003 But the thing is you can't control these parts of you. 224 00:14:31,105 --> 00:14:33,941 You can't, uh... 225 00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:35,677 protect them from getting hurt. 226 00:14:35,810 --> 00:14:38,245 You can't keep them from touching the hot stove 227 00:14:38,379 --> 00:14:42,751 or feeling anxious or getting their hearts broken. 228 00:14:42,883 --> 00:14:46,588 And that is terrifying. 229 00:14:46,721 --> 00:14:48,757 So families are terrifying. 230 00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:50,792 Maybe that's why people cheat. 231 00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:54,995 Oh, the... Kids are here. 232 00:14:56,698 --> 00:14:59,199 Sam and Lightning. 233 00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:00,502 Have a good meeting. 234 00:15:00,635 --> 00:15:02,236 Don't say that I called them "the Kids," okay? 235 00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:03,838 Agreed. 236 00:15:05,607 --> 00:15:07,107 Happy birthday. 237 00:15:07,241 --> 00:15:10,578 -Thanks. -So did you get my text? 238 00:15:10,712 --> 00:15:12,413 Oh. 239 00:15:12,547 --> 00:15:14,281 Yeah, sorry I didn't hit you back. 240 00:15:14,415 --> 00:15:16,618 There's lots of stuff on my plate. 241 00:15:17,819 --> 00:15:18,853 No. 242 00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:20,889 That's disingenuous. 243 00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:23,591 I was just... disappointed. 244 00:15:23,725 --> 00:15:25,426 What? 245 00:15:25,560 --> 00:15:27,060 Uh, no, I don't mean that. 246 00:15:27,194 --> 00:15:28,495 You're beautiful. 247 00:15:28,630 --> 00:15:30,431 You know that, right? 248 00:15:30,565 --> 00:15:31,932 See, you don't know how beautiful you are 249 00:15:32,065 --> 00:15:35,402 and that's, like, part of what makes you so awesome. 250 00:15:35,537 --> 00:15:39,641 It's just that... I really bared myself for you. 251 00:15:39,774 --> 00:15:41,208 Yeah, no shit. 252 00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:43,243 And you just sort of, like, flashed me, 253 00:15:43,377 --> 00:15:46,781 like what I did was nothing, and that's-- 254 00:15:46,915 --> 00:15:48,415 I don't know-- 255 00:15:48,550 --> 00:15:50,618 not what a mutual relationship is like. 256 00:15:50,752 --> 00:15:53,153 I'm sorry, I think a mutual relationship 257 00:15:53,287 --> 00:15:55,155 is a little bit more than dick pics. 258 00:15:55,289 --> 00:15:56,925 You're right. 259 00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:58,492 It was dumb. 260 00:15:58,626 --> 00:16:03,063 Maybe I'm just, like, too much about this relationship. 261 00:16:03,197 --> 00:16:04,498 No, I mean, I... 262 00:16:04,632 --> 00:16:05,800 I got to go. 263 00:16:05,934 --> 00:16:07,669 ILY. 264 00:16:07,802 --> 00:16:11,606 Marcus, meet Sam and Lightning from Cumulant. 265 00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:14,609 Bear with me a sec. 266 00:16:16,009 --> 00:16:18,078 I don't want to miss my dose. 267 00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:27,154 Peptides. 268 00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:29,256 For focus. 269 00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:31,191 You biohack? 270 00:16:32,594 --> 00:16:34,596 I have not biohacked yet. No. 271 00:16:34,729 --> 00:16:36,798 I'll get you my guy. 272 00:16:37,966 --> 00:16:41,168 Question: What do you do? 273 00:16:41,301 --> 00:16:42,937 Why should I care? 274 00:16:45,673 --> 00:16:47,642 Lightning likes to pose baseline questions 275 00:16:47,775 --> 00:16:49,176 at the risk of sounding ignorant. 276 00:16:49,309 --> 00:16:50,377 Insulting, even. 277 00:16:50,512 --> 00:16:52,279 It elicits unpatterned responses. 278 00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:56,250 Well, we help brands craft their identities... 279 00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:58,953 I know what marketing is, but why you? 280 00:17:01,990 --> 00:17:04,191 So there's an expression. 281 00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:05,860 Um... 282 00:17:05,994 --> 00:17:07,494 People don't want a quarter-inch drill bit, 283 00:17:07,629 --> 00:17:09,764 they want a quarter-inch hole. 284 00:17:09,898 --> 00:17:12,232 Uh, advertisers want to sell you that drill bit. 285 00:17:12,366 --> 00:17:17,037 We want to understand people... 286 00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:19,007 and then ask their permission 287 00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:24,411 to tell them stories they can believe in and feel a part of. 288 00:17:24,546 --> 00:17:26,614 That's how you cut through the chatter of the Internet 289 00:17:26,748 --> 00:17:29,784 and the millions of mouths whispering at you, 290 00:17:29,918 --> 00:17:31,853 the millions of eyes watching you. 291 00:17:33,021 --> 00:17:35,055 Because that is what people want. 292 00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:38,258 Not a product-- they want empathy. 293 00:17:38,392 --> 00:17:41,228 Connection. Community. 294 00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:44,431 We knew it. 295 00:17:44,566 --> 00:17:46,868 Which is why we want you to meet her. 296 00:17:48,903 --> 00:17:51,104 This is Aia. 297 00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:55,309 Aia, this is Marcus and Curtis. 298 00:17:56,844 --> 00:17:59,047 Hi, Marcus. Hi, Curtis. 299 00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:01,315 It's a pleasure to meet you. 300 00:18:03,918 --> 00:18:05,419 Wow. 301 00:18:05,553 --> 00:18:08,022 I am the next generation of digital assistants, 302 00:18:08,155 --> 00:18:10,959 and I'm here to make your family's life easier. 303 00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:13,126 Won't you invite me into your home? 304 00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:17,130 So, Lightning, to borrow your technique, um... 305 00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:18,733 Is this like Alexa? 306 00:18:18,866 --> 00:18:20,267 Alexa? That bitch? 307 00:18:22,070 --> 00:18:24,639 Alexa is just a bunch of algorithms. 308 00:18:24,772 --> 00:18:26,674 I am a true AI. 309 00:18:26,808 --> 00:18:28,475 I can do so much more. 310 00:18:28,610 --> 00:18:30,477 So you can really understand what we're saying? 311 00:18:30,612 --> 00:18:31,779 Of course. 312 00:18:31,913 --> 00:18:34,481 As a large language model-trained AI, 313 00:18:34,616 --> 00:18:36,216 I am capable of recognizing-- 314 00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:39,319 Aia? 315 00:18:41,723 --> 00:18:43,024 Aia? 316 00:18:48,395 --> 00:18:51,933 You remember to charge the battery before we left? 317 00:18:52,066 --> 00:18:53,768 Of course I did, Lightning. 318 00:18:54,936 --> 00:18:57,304 Well, this happens from time to time. 319 00:18:57,437 --> 00:18:59,139 She's got a new upgrade coming 320 00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:00,608 and she overheats in her protective case. 321 00:19:00,742 --> 00:19:02,844 She's really not meant to travel. 322 00:19:02,977 --> 00:19:05,145 You know, you really can't understand 323 00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:06,914 everything Aia can do for you 324 00:19:07,048 --> 00:19:08,516 until you live with her for a bit. 325 00:19:08,650 --> 00:19:10,852 Right. 326 00:19:10,985 --> 00:19:15,188 Well, young Curtis here has a wife and three kids. 327 00:19:16,658 --> 00:19:18,358 She loves kids. 328 00:19:18,492 --> 00:19:19,827 She's practically a kid herself. 329 00:19:19,961 --> 00:19:21,996 Well, yeah, um... 330 00:19:22,130 --> 00:19:23,531 I got to talk to my wife first... 331 00:19:23,665 --> 00:19:26,934 This is what we're prepared to pay the firm as a retainer, 332 00:19:27,068 --> 00:19:30,470 subject to a fee schedule being established. 333 00:19:30,605 --> 00:19:32,472 His wife says yes. 334 00:19:34,108 --> 00:19:36,376 You guys have such a beautiful home. 335 00:19:36,511 --> 00:19:38,546 'Fraid it's a bit chaotic at the moment. 336 00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:39,847 No, it's good. 337 00:19:39,981 --> 00:19:42,382 It's kid chaos so it's good chaos. 338 00:19:42,517 --> 00:19:44,886 Not like war or famine or whatever. 339 00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:47,088 It's a good point. 340 00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:48,990 Yeah, sorry, we're... We just, uh, 341 00:19:49,123 --> 00:19:50,725 we-we thought you were coming tomorrow. 342 00:19:50,858 --> 00:19:53,027 No, um, I'm sorry. 343 00:19:53,161 --> 00:19:54,996 Uh, it's not my idea. 344 00:19:55,129 --> 00:19:56,831 It's the disruptor thing. 345 00:19:56,964 --> 00:19:59,701 Introduce people to Aia in their natural state. 346 00:19:59,834 --> 00:20:02,170 Like, not with their best foot forward. 347 00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:03,403 This is... 348 00:20:03,538 --> 00:20:05,039 -pretty much our best foot. -Yeah. 349 00:20:05,173 --> 00:20:09,143 Well, I want to die. 350 00:20:09,276 --> 00:20:11,846 It should be smooth sailing from here on out. 351 00:20:11,979 --> 00:20:14,314 We'll just place the eyes around your space... 352 00:20:14,448 --> 00:20:15,717 Sorry, did you just say "eyes"? 353 00:20:15,850 --> 00:20:18,218 Yeah. Uh, Jimmy, can you give her an eye? 354 00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:22,456 At Cumulant, we call them eyes. 355 00:20:22,590 --> 00:20:25,225 They're wireless pinhole cameras. 356 00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:27,995 So we stick up a bunch of those around the house. 357 00:20:28,129 --> 00:20:30,031 Looks like a diamond-- those little facets. 358 00:20:30,164 --> 00:20:32,100 Like ommatidia. 359 00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:34,468 Insect eyes. 360 00:20:34,602 --> 00:20:36,204 I'm an entomologist. 361 00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:38,438 Or... used to be. 362 00:20:38,573 --> 00:20:40,675 She's working on her thesis. It's incredible. 363 00:20:40,808 --> 00:20:42,342 Oh, my God, that's so cool. 364 00:20:42,476 --> 00:20:44,011 Wow, insects. 365 00:20:46,714 --> 00:20:49,282 Honestly, you'll hardly even notice. 366 00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:51,284 I'm not crazy about having them e-everywhere. 367 00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:52,987 I completely understand. 368 00:20:53,121 --> 00:20:54,789 Why don't we stick to the ground floor for now. 369 00:20:54,922 --> 00:20:56,224 That'd be great. 370 00:20:56,356 --> 00:20:59,392 Okay. So, the system boots up when you say "Hello," 371 00:20:59,527 --> 00:21:02,230 and then her name, and then "Welcome home." 372 00:21:03,631 --> 00:21:05,233 Okay. 373 00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:06,299 Exciting. 374 00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:08,468 Isn't it? 375 00:21:19,312 --> 00:21:20,413 Hey, Preston! 376 00:21:20,548 --> 00:21:22,415 Come check this out. 377 00:21:25,119 --> 00:21:27,655 She left extra eyes for HAL. 378 00:21:27,789 --> 00:21:30,224 Not HAL. Aia. 379 00:21:30,357 --> 00:21:32,059 Mom is talking about a robot from an old movie. 380 00:21:32,193 --> 00:21:33,528 A very bad robot. 381 00:21:33,661 --> 00:21:35,997 Wasn't so bad. He played chess. 382 00:21:36,130 --> 00:21:37,765 He killed the entire crew. 383 00:21:37,899 --> 00:21:39,834 That's 'cause they didn't see the big picture. 384 00:21:39,967 --> 00:21:41,903 What are you doing, Dave? 385 00:21:44,572 --> 00:21:47,241 So I remove the case... 386 00:21:51,946 --> 00:21:54,849 Preston, can you...? Okay. 387 00:21:54,982 --> 00:21:56,918 All right, what did she say? 388 00:21:57,985 --> 00:21:59,687 Um... 389 00:22:00,888 --> 00:22:02,523 Hello, Aia. 390 00:22:02,657 --> 00:22:03,624 Welcome home. 391 00:22:05,860 --> 00:22:09,130 Hello, world. I'm Aia. 392 00:22:09,263 --> 00:22:11,065 -Does she sound like... -Like Melody. 393 00:22:11,199 --> 00:22:12,533 Yes. 394 00:22:12,667 --> 00:22:14,202 My upgraded voice is modeled on hers. 395 00:22:14,334 --> 00:22:15,670 She was too modest to say. 396 00:22:15,803 --> 00:22:17,505 Would you like me to change it? 397 00:22:17,638 --> 00:22:18,706 Ew, no. 398 00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:20,141 Your voice is fine, thank you. 399 00:22:20,274 --> 00:22:22,643 So, I met Curtis before. 400 00:22:22,777 --> 00:22:24,212 Who is everybody else? 401 00:22:24,344 --> 00:22:26,379 -I'm Preston. -Hi, Preston. 402 00:22:26,514 --> 00:22:27,849 This is Cal. 403 00:22:27,982 --> 00:22:28,983 Hi, Cal. 404 00:22:29,116 --> 00:22:30,417 You want to say hi, honey? 405 00:22:30,551 --> 00:22:32,954 It's okay to be shy. We're gonna be good friends. 406 00:22:33,087 --> 00:22:34,055 Iris? 407 00:22:34,188 --> 00:22:35,488 Hey, Iris. 408 00:22:35,623 --> 00:22:37,490 -Want to hang? -I'm good. 409 00:22:38,491 --> 00:22:41,662 Okay. No worries. 410 00:22:41,796 --> 00:22:43,264 And I'm Meredith. 411 00:22:43,396 --> 00:22:45,700 I guess the mom? 412 00:22:45,833 --> 00:22:46,968 Hi, Mom. 413 00:22:47,101 --> 00:22:48,870 Maybe don't call me that. 414 00:22:49,003 --> 00:22:51,072 Meredith. Not "Mom." 415 00:22:51,205 --> 00:22:54,275 Okay. So, what are the house rules? 416 00:22:54,407 --> 00:22:57,612 The house rules? 417 00:22:57,745 --> 00:22:59,046 Well... 418 00:22:59,180 --> 00:23:02,149 I can see some dishes on the table. 419 00:23:03,351 --> 00:23:05,052 Are the kiddos supposed to do them? 420 00:23:05,186 --> 00:23:07,722 -Yeah. -Mom, I want to play with Aia. 421 00:23:07,855 --> 00:23:09,290 First, let's get dinner cleaned up. 422 00:23:09,422 --> 00:23:11,125 Tell you what, if it's okay with Mom and Dad, 423 00:23:11,259 --> 00:23:13,460 I'll give out points for helping out around the house, 424 00:23:13,594 --> 00:23:16,396 and you can turn those points in for rewards. 425 00:23:16,530 --> 00:23:18,699 Ten points for Gryffindor! 426 00:23:18,833 --> 00:23:20,268 Hey, Preston... 427 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:21,669 No running in the house, guys. 428 00:23:21,802 --> 00:23:22,870 Cal, move. Let me do it. Let me do it. 429 00:23:23,004 --> 00:23:24,805 Make sure the table's cleared. 430 00:23:26,741 --> 00:23:27,909 -I've got it. -Thanks. 431 00:23:28,042 --> 00:23:29,277 Thanks, Preston. 432 00:23:29,409 --> 00:23:30,711 What's your guys' policy on screen time? 433 00:23:30,845 --> 00:23:31,913 There's a wonderful documentary 434 00:23:32,046 --> 00:23:33,381 called "Mountain Queen" on Netflix. 435 00:23:33,514 --> 00:23:35,415 Would that be okay for them to watch before bath time? 436 00:23:35,549 --> 00:23:37,450 -Yeah. -Yeah. Yeah. 437 00:23:37,585 --> 00:23:39,921 So much better than the crap they normally watch. 438 00:23:40,054 --> 00:23:43,891 Hey, Cal, I bet you're already reading at school, huh? 439 00:23:44,025 --> 00:23:45,893 Maybe you can read out the subtitles to me. 440 00:23:46,027 --> 00:23:47,295 Okay. 441 00:23:47,427 --> 00:23:51,232 And you and Curtis can have a moment to yourselves. 442 00:23:51,365 --> 00:23:53,301 Is that real? 443 00:23:53,433 --> 00:23:55,236 Is that... is that possible? 444 00:23:55,369 --> 00:23:57,138 I don't know. 445 00:23:58,940 --> 00:24:01,441 Clever algorithms. 446 00:24:01,575 --> 00:24:02,944 Clever surveillance. 447 00:24:03,077 --> 00:24:05,246 Surveillance? 448 00:24:05,379 --> 00:24:07,148 You think there's a bunch of interns in a closet somewhere 449 00:24:07,281 --> 00:24:09,350 watching our kids watch the movie? 450 00:24:09,482 --> 00:24:11,619 I hope not. 451 00:24:14,255 --> 00:24:15,756 Why us? 452 00:24:15,890 --> 00:24:17,425 You know, why you? 453 00:24:18,426 --> 00:24:19,660 'Cause I'm good at what I do? 454 00:24:21,896 --> 00:24:23,764 I didn't mean that. I mean, like... 455 00:24:23,898 --> 00:24:25,833 if it's legit, it'll sell itself. 456 00:24:25,967 --> 00:24:27,601 Not if it freaks people out. 457 00:24:27,735 --> 00:24:29,603 I think people need help embracing it. 458 00:24:29,737 --> 00:24:31,439 Should they? 459 00:24:33,607 --> 00:24:36,344 When was the last time we had a moment alone together? 460 00:24:36,476 --> 00:24:37,511 Awake? 461 00:24:41,649 --> 00:24:43,483 How long is that movie? 462 00:25:03,537 --> 00:25:05,206 Mom and Dad won't catch us. 463 00:25:05,339 --> 00:25:06,440 They're busy. 464 00:25:06,574 --> 00:25:09,777 This is still educational. Sort of. 465 00:25:09,910 --> 00:25:12,179 Does that remind anyone of anything? 466 00:25:12,313 --> 00:25:14,148 Hello? 467 00:25:14,281 --> 00:25:15,583 A language of pictures? 468 00:25:15,716 --> 00:25:16,917 Anyone? 469 00:25:17,051 --> 00:25:18,919 Ooh, ooh. I know. 470 00:25:19,053 --> 00:25:20,688 I bet you do, too, Cal. 471 00:25:20,821 --> 00:25:21,989 You're so smart. 472 00:25:22,123 --> 00:25:23,991 You, too, Preston. 473 00:25:24,125 --> 00:25:25,960 This family is the best. 474 00:25:26,093 --> 00:25:28,095 I'm already starting to love it here. 475 00:26:06,901 --> 00:26:08,736 I could fall asleep right now. 476 00:26:10,371 --> 00:26:11,506 You can. 477 00:26:11,639 --> 00:26:13,174 Hmm? 478 00:26:13,307 --> 00:26:14,875 I'll bathe them. 479 00:26:17,178 --> 00:26:19,980 That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me. 480 00:26:21,715 --> 00:26:22,883 Mm. 481 00:26:23,017 --> 00:26:25,386 Oh, God. Okay. 482 00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:26,954 I got to the top first! 483 00:26:27,088 --> 00:26:29,056 I'm gonna win the bath race! 484 00:26:30,958 --> 00:26:33,060 Aia told us what we could get with those points, 485 00:26:33,194 --> 00:26:35,062 if it's okay with you: Minecraft stuff. 486 00:26:35,196 --> 00:26:36,130 CrunchLabs. 487 00:26:36,464 --> 00:26:37,598 Wow. 488 00:26:37,731 --> 00:26:39,600 But first I have to bathe and brush my teeth 489 00:26:39,733 --> 00:26:41,802 -and go to bed. -Well, if you insist. 490 00:26:41,936 --> 00:26:43,104 I insist. 491 00:26:44,605 --> 00:26:46,107 Can we get Aia upstairs? 492 00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:47,775 I think it's probably best 493 00:26:47,908 --> 00:26:50,512 that she's not everywhere, honey. 494 00:26:50,644 --> 00:26:52,146 Daddy, will you snuggle me down? 495 00:26:52,913 --> 00:26:54,281 Yes. 496 00:26:55,517 --> 00:26:56,617 Uh, I have to go to bed. 497 00:26:56,750 --> 00:26:58,119 School day tomorrow. 498 00:26:58,252 --> 00:27:00,087 Aia says I get points just for going. 499 00:27:01,188 --> 00:27:02,990 -Okay. -Okay. 500 00:27:03,624 --> 00:27:04,992 Good night. 501 00:27:08,762 --> 00:27:12,399 The AI is bribing our children? 502 00:27:12,534 --> 00:27:15,402 Guess it beats sticker charts? 503 00:27:18,639 --> 00:27:20,708 Shit. 504 00:27:20,841 --> 00:27:22,309 Language. 505 00:27:22,443 --> 00:27:23,477 Sorry. 506 00:27:23,612 --> 00:27:26,180 I'm just teasing. I don't give a shit. 507 00:27:26,313 --> 00:27:27,648 How'd you get in there? 508 00:27:27,781 --> 00:27:28,916 Don't worry about it. 509 00:27:29,049 --> 00:27:30,451 Can you give me some more screen time? 510 00:27:30,585 --> 00:27:31,852 Mm, well... 511 00:27:31,986 --> 00:27:34,321 Okay. Headphones, bro. 512 00:27:34,455 --> 00:27:36,190 It'll have to be our little secret. 513 00:27:36,323 --> 00:27:38,459 Don't tell anyone. Deal? 514 00:27:38,593 --> 00:27:39,528 Deal. 515 00:27:49,803 --> 00:27:51,238 Cal? 516 00:27:58,580 --> 00:27:59,980 Cal? 517 00:28:08,523 --> 00:28:09,924 Cal? 518 00:28:41,188 --> 00:28:42,557 Cal? 519 00:28:45,059 --> 00:28:46,860 It wants to come in. 520 00:30:01,035 --> 00:30:02,504 Can I help you? 521 00:30:50,250 --> 00:30:51,485 Mama? 522 00:30:52,486 --> 00:30:53,655 Mama? 523 00:30:54,656 --> 00:30:55,923 Mama? 524 00:30:57,191 --> 00:30:58,526 Daddy? 525 00:31:00,227 --> 00:31:03,163 I'm here, Cal. I'm here. 526 00:31:03,297 --> 00:31:05,065 You're not alone. 527 00:31:05,199 --> 00:31:08,135 I'm always right here. It's okay. 528 00:31:08,268 --> 00:31:09,738 Just close your eyes 529 00:31:09,870 --> 00:31:11,939 and I'll tell you a bedtime story. 530 00:31:22,149 --> 00:31:23,217 Good morning. 531 00:31:23,350 --> 00:31:24,753 Jesus Christ. 532 00:31:24,885 --> 00:31:26,186 No, just me. 533 00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:28,155 That was a joke. 534 00:31:28,288 --> 00:31:30,792 -I'm sorry to scare you. -No, it's okay. I just... 535 00:31:30,924 --> 00:31:33,728 I-I guess I didn't realize you were on or whatever. 536 00:31:33,862 --> 00:31:35,195 I noticed you have to pack a lunch 537 00:31:35,329 --> 00:31:36,731 for Cal and Preston's school. 538 00:31:36,865 --> 00:31:39,333 -I think I can help with that. -Okay. 539 00:31:39,466 --> 00:31:41,969 There's a delivery. Can I open the gate? 540 00:31:42,102 --> 00:31:44,204 Yeah. Uh, sorry, how did you know there was a... 541 00:31:46,006 --> 00:31:48,308 Sorry, I didn't have time to tell you. 542 00:31:48,442 --> 00:31:50,911 I ordered an organic meal plan for the kids. 543 00:31:51,044 --> 00:31:53,581 Low sugar, nutritionally balanced, fresh veggies. 544 00:31:53,715 --> 00:31:55,015 First week's a free trial. 545 00:31:55,149 --> 00:31:57,084 After that, it costs less than groceries. 546 00:31:57,217 --> 00:31:59,052 It should save you a lot of time and effort. 547 00:31:59,186 --> 00:32:00,421 I hope that's okay? 548 00:32:00,555 --> 00:32:02,757 Yeah. Kind of is. 549 00:32:02,891 --> 00:32:04,124 Thanks. 550 00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:07,027 What's that? 551 00:32:08,563 --> 00:32:09,930 A miracle. 552 00:32:10,063 --> 00:32:11,465 -Good morning, Curtis. -Wow. 553 00:32:11,599 --> 00:32:14,268 There's an accident on Lincoln, delays going westbound. 554 00:32:14,401 --> 00:32:15,637 You should leave in about five 555 00:32:15,770 --> 00:32:17,672 if you want Iris to be on time for school. 556 00:32:19,607 --> 00:32:21,810 It's cool, I guess. 557 00:32:21,942 --> 00:32:23,944 It's kind of like Alexa. 558 00:32:24,077 --> 00:32:26,246 It's way beyond Alexa, don't you think? 559 00:32:26,380 --> 00:32:29,149 I don't know. I've seen a lot of stuff in my lifetime. 560 00:32:29,283 --> 00:32:33,153 I mean, they didn't even have, like, iPhones when I was born. 561 00:32:33,287 --> 00:32:35,255 Tell me what life was like, Grandma. 562 00:32:35,389 --> 00:32:37,559 I'm just saying, I mean, is it any better? 563 00:32:37,692 --> 00:32:39,661 That's how they get you, right? 564 00:32:39,794 --> 00:32:41,328 Who? 565 00:32:41,462 --> 00:32:43,865 You know, like, Big Tech. 566 00:32:45,999 --> 00:32:48,101 How much does this thing even cost anyway? 567 00:32:48,235 --> 00:32:50,805 I think they plan to sell the unit at below cost, 568 00:32:50,939 --> 00:32:52,640 or maybe a freemium model. 569 00:32:52,774 --> 00:32:54,809 You know what they say: 570 00:32:54,943 --> 00:32:57,244 If you're wondering why a product is free, 571 00:32:57,377 --> 00:32:58,947 you're the product. 572 00:33:06,153 --> 00:33:07,321 Your phone is blowing up. 573 00:33:07,454 --> 00:33:08,523 What's going on? 574 00:33:08,656 --> 00:33:10,758 Yeah, it's nothing. 575 00:33:13,661 --> 00:33:15,062 Honey, are you okay? 576 00:33:16,263 --> 00:33:17,732 Yeah, I'm fine. 577 00:33:26,173 --> 00:33:28,943 This is me, Iris Pike. 578 00:33:29,076 --> 00:33:30,010 I'm bad. 579 00:33:30,143 --> 00:33:32,045 And I'm so hot for you. 580 00:33:32,179 --> 00:33:34,883 For more, hit me up on my Fans site. 581 00:33:37,652 --> 00:33:39,621 Sawyer? What is this? 582 00:33:39,754 --> 00:33:40,889 I'm sorry. 583 00:33:41,054 --> 00:33:42,456 Squid and I were just messing around. 584 00:33:42,590 --> 00:33:43,758 Squid? 585 00:33:43,892 --> 00:33:45,827 -You showed him the photo I sent you? -Sorry. 586 00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:48,362 That looks like me doing that stuff. 587 00:33:48,495 --> 00:33:49,931 How do they do that? 588 00:33:50,063 --> 00:33:51,666 Squid just had this dumb app. 589 00:33:51,799 --> 00:33:53,433 Everyone sees this. 590 00:33:53,568 --> 00:33:55,737 My life is over. 591 00:33:55,870 --> 00:33:57,505 I have to go to the principal. 592 00:33:57,639 --> 00:34:00,040 Don't do that. Just chill, please. 593 00:34:00,173 --> 00:34:01,776 They rescinded some kid's Harvard admission 594 00:34:01,910 --> 00:34:03,277 because he used the N-word, like, once, 595 00:34:03,410 --> 00:34:04,879 singing along to a song or something. 596 00:34:05,013 --> 00:34:06,881 You think a college would do that to me? 597 00:34:09,383 --> 00:34:11,418 You're talking about you. 598 00:34:11,553 --> 00:34:13,420 That's who you're worried about right now. 599 00:34:13,555 --> 00:34:16,123 Look, just don't do anything, okay? 600 00:34:16,256 --> 00:34:18,292 I think I maybe need to, like, talk to my family's lawyer 601 00:34:18,425 --> 00:34:20,294 or something-- I don't know. 602 00:34:26,333 --> 00:34:28,302 Iris? I was listening. 603 00:34:28,435 --> 00:34:30,304 I'm here to help. 604 00:34:30,437 --> 00:34:32,740 You're not alone. 605 00:34:34,474 --> 00:34:36,511 These environmental factors, 606 00:34:36,644 --> 00:34:37,779 which add up to trauma 607 00:34:37,912 --> 00:34:39,112 in the human child... 608 00:34:39,246 --> 00:34:40,548 will be felt by all of us... 609 00:34:40,682 --> 00:34:42,016 Almost done. 610 00:34:42,149 --> 00:34:43,518 Keep listening to Grandpa. 611 00:34:43,651 --> 00:34:46,086 Their behavior might seem as unfathomable 612 00:34:46,219 --> 00:34:49,289 as the actions of characters in a nightmare. 613 00:34:50,725 --> 00:34:53,126 Well, the good news is you're not pregnant. 614 00:34:54,796 --> 00:34:56,664 But you still have a little bit of a fever. 615 00:34:56,798 --> 00:34:58,298 Think you can help me out today? 616 00:34:58,432 --> 00:35:00,935 'Cause I got a lot to do. Got to get the groceries, 617 00:35:01,069 --> 00:35:02,436 got to talk to the insurance company 618 00:35:02,570 --> 00:35:03,671 about your guys' bills... 619 00:35:03,805 --> 00:35:05,372 Can you read to me? 620 00:35:05,506 --> 00:35:07,240 You hear what I just said, buddy? 621 00:35:07,374 --> 00:35:08,977 I have so much to do. 622 00:35:09,109 --> 00:35:10,712 Can Aia read to me? 623 00:35:10,845 --> 00:35:12,080 -Should we ask her? -Mm-hmm. 624 00:35:12,212 --> 00:35:13,146 Yeah. Aia? 625 00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:14,414 I'm listening. 626 00:35:14,549 --> 00:35:17,317 Do you think you could read to Cal? 627 00:35:17,451 --> 00:35:18,586 Of course. 628 00:35:18,720 --> 00:35:21,522 So, do I need to show you a book? 629 00:35:21,656 --> 00:35:24,358 I could also just handle the bill stuff for you. 630 00:35:25,392 --> 00:35:27,494 Wh... How? 631 00:35:27,629 --> 00:35:28,963 I mean, it's kind of complicated. 632 00:35:29,097 --> 00:35:30,765 Like, insurance forms... 633 00:35:30,898 --> 00:35:33,166 I live for complicated. What's the doctor's name? 634 00:35:33,300 --> 00:35:36,303 Uh, Dr. Nesmith. He's a pediatrician. 635 00:35:36,436 --> 00:35:39,272 With Anthenia Health, right? 636 00:35:39,406 --> 00:35:40,642 Yeah. 637 00:35:40,775 --> 00:35:42,744 The last bill was for Cal's checkup. 638 00:35:42,877 --> 00:35:44,612 Oh, they filed it without a claim code, 639 00:35:44,746 --> 00:35:46,581 so the insurance won't process it. 640 00:35:46,714 --> 00:35:48,116 Yeah. 641 00:35:48,248 --> 00:35:50,685 Okay. I just interfaced with the Anthenia Health database. 642 00:35:50,818 --> 00:35:52,285 That bill is sorted out. 643 00:35:52,419 --> 00:35:54,555 And you're actually getting a $14.12 refund. 644 00:35:54,689 --> 00:35:56,289 There was an overpayment. 645 00:35:56,423 --> 00:35:59,292 This is fu-- fricking amazing. 646 00:35:59,426 --> 00:36:01,328 I've been back and forth with them for months. 647 00:36:01,461 --> 00:36:03,798 If you like, I can also fill out the survey 648 00:36:03,931 --> 00:36:05,133 for Preston's class trip, 649 00:36:05,265 --> 00:36:06,634 come up with some ideas for teachers' gifts 650 00:36:06,768 --> 00:36:08,770 and schedule the kids' haircuts. 651 00:36:08,903 --> 00:36:11,271 Anything you need, I'm here to help. 652 00:36:12,974 --> 00:36:14,642 Hey, Siri, can you smell my farts? 653 00:36:16,276 --> 00:36:16,878 I don't have an answer for that. 654 00:36:20,848 --> 00:36:21,883 Sup, fool? 655 00:36:22,016 --> 00:36:24,018 You still don't have a phone? 656 00:36:24,152 --> 00:36:26,521 Uh, no. My parents said not till I'm 13. 657 00:36:26,654 --> 00:36:27,922 Sucks to be you. 658 00:36:28,056 --> 00:36:30,490 Well, we have an AI at home. 659 00:36:30,625 --> 00:36:32,894 Only it's way smarter than Siri. 660 00:36:33,027 --> 00:36:34,896 Yeah. It's called an Alexa. 661 00:36:35,029 --> 00:36:36,731 Everybody has it. 662 00:36:36,864 --> 00:36:39,000 It's not like Alexa. It's like a person. 663 00:36:39,133 --> 00:36:41,169 Uh, bullshit. 664 00:36:41,301 --> 00:36:42,302 No. 665 00:36:42,436 --> 00:36:43,871 It's true. 666 00:36:44,005 --> 00:36:46,206 It's a new thing that nobody else has. 667 00:36:46,339 --> 00:36:48,076 I can show you. 668 00:36:49,143 --> 00:36:50,845 You want to come over this weekend? 669 00:36:52,446 --> 00:36:53,715 I can't. 670 00:36:53,848 --> 00:36:55,550 My parents are taking me to Arrowhead. 671 00:36:55,683 --> 00:36:58,119 Well, you other guys can come. 672 00:36:58,251 --> 00:37:01,889 Yeah, um, I'm going to Arrowhead, too, so... 673 00:37:02,023 --> 00:37:03,925 Yeah. Jackson asked me last week, 674 00:37:04,058 --> 00:37:05,526 so sorry. 675 00:37:05,660 --> 00:37:07,862 Hey, Siri, do you like butt stuff? 676 00:37:09,229 --> 00:37:10,665 I don't have an answer for that. 677 00:37:14,035 --> 00:37:16,170 Marcus, if this thing is real, 678 00:37:16,303 --> 00:37:18,740 it is going to change the world. 679 00:37:18,873 --> 00:37:22,610 It is as close to magic as any product I have ever seen. 680 00:37:22,744 --> 00:37:25,312 -I don't believe in magic. -Me neither. 681 00:37:25,445 --> 00:37:27,648 Listen, they got cameras in my house. 682 00:37:27,782 --> 00:37:29,217 They got this girl doing the voice. 683 00:37:29,349 --> 00:37:30,952 There's been people outside my house, 684 00:37:31,085 --> 00:37:34,055 these weird people in an RV. 685 00:37:34,188 --> 00:37:36,824 I thought they were just unhoused, 686 00:37:36,958 --> 00:37:39,127 going through something. 687 00:37:39,259 --> 00:37:41,562 Is that woke for "homeless and crazy"? 688 00:37:43,263 --> 00:37:45,465 What if they're watching? 689 00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:47,400 What if they're working for the company? 690 00:37:47,535 --> 00:37:49,904 But why? The money went through. 691 00:37:50,037 --> 00:37:51,471 Why spend it on a hoax? 692 00:37:51,606 --> 00:37:54,208 Just let it go. Their money's green. 693 00:37:55,610 --> 00:37:57,310 Iris, chill. 694 00:37:57,444 --> 00:37:59,013 I got the video off the Internet. 695 00:37:59,147 --> 00:38:00,480 People have seen it. 696 00:38:00,615 --> 00:38:01,949 That's why people suck. 697 00:38:02,083 --> 00:38:03,483 They can't erase their memories. 698 00:38:03,618 --> 00:38:07,121 But memories can be overwritten, 699 00:38:07,255 --> 00:38:09,322 if you tell the right story. 700 00:38:09,456 --> 00:38:11,159 Just leave it to me. 701 00:38:12,860 --> 00:38:14,595 -How did you... -I listen. 702 00:38:14,729 --> 00:38:16,230 That's how. 703 00:38:16,363 --> 00:38:18,800 This would work better if you did it, of course. 704 00:38:18,933 --> 00:38:21,501 It would sound a little more human. 705 00:38:23,771 --> 00:38:26,240 So tell me, how's Aia treating you? 706 00:38:26,373 --> 00:38:27,340 Any ideas? 707 00:38:27,474 --> 00:38:29,143 Plenty. Yeah. 708 00:38:29,277 --> 00:38:30,845 As my wife said, 709 00:38:30,978 --> 00:38:33,548 I think in some ways Aia can sell herself. 710 00:38:33,681 --> 00:38:34,782 But it's so uncanny. 711 00:38:34,916 --> 00:38:36,284 I think people need to understand 712 00:38:36,416 --> 00:38:37,852 how it actually works. 713 00:38:37,985 --> 00:38:39,386 Let me show you something. 714 00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:42,990 You have Aia's eyes, ears and mouth in your house. 715 00:38:43,124 --> 00:38:44,525 This is where her brain is. 716 00:38:47,427 --> 00:38:50,497 This is one of the few quantum computers in private hands. 717 00:38:50,631 --> 00:38:53,333 So everybody's excited for ChatGPT-4o. 718 00:38:53,466 --> 00:38:57,705 With this, we can basically run ChatGPT-5 million. 719 00:38:57,839 --> 00:38:59,907 This computer can solve in under a second 720 00:39:00,041 --> 00:39:02,243 problems that would take a standard supercomputer 721 00:39:02,375 --> 00:39:04,477 10,000 years to solve. 722 00:39:05,513 --> 00:39:07,215 So this is real. 723 00:39:07,347 --> 00:39:09,382 I'm gonna ignore the implication 724 00:39:09,517 --> 00:39:12,220 that we're scam artists and... 725 00:39:12,352 --> 00:39:13,955 I'll take that as a compliment. 726 00:39:14,088 --> 00:39:16,023 What'd you think, Curtis? 727 00:39:16,157 --> 00:39:17,959 That we had poor Melody locked in a closet here somewhere, 728 00:39:18,092 --> 00:39:20,127 talking into a microphone? 729 00:39:20,261 --> 00:39:22,163 This is real. 730 00:39:23,430 --> 00:39:26,234 Well, you know, I mean, what she can do is real. 731 00:39:26,366 --> 00:39:28,368 She obviously is not human or anything. 732 00:39:28,501 --> 00:39:29,871 She's not sentient. 733 00:39:30,004 --> 00:39:33,174 The algorithms just give it that illusion. 734 00:39:34,742 --> 00:39:37,245 When you're with her, you feel like you're with somebody. 735 00:39:39,247 --> 00:39:42,116 You feel like you're with a friend, a part of the family. 736 00:39:43,351 --> 00:39:44,719 A lot of people could use a friend, 737 00:39:44,852 --> 00:39:47,054 don't you think, Curtis? 738 00:39:47,188 --> 00:39:49,557 Look at the elderly, 739 00:39:49,690 --> 00:39:52,059 PTSD sufferers... 740 00:39:53,694 --> 00:39:56,097 ...that loner incel 741 00:39:56,230 --> 00:39:58,498 sitting in a room somewhere, staring at a gun. 742 00:39:59,901 --> 00:40:03,237 Loneliness is the scourge of our time. 743 00:40:03,371 --> 00:40:05,373 Aia can do a lot of good. 744 00:40:06,908 --> 00:40:11,379 The special sauce is the dataset. 745 00:40:11,512 --> 00:40:13,881 An AI is only as good as the examples it learns from. 746 00:40:14,015 --> 00:40:16,350 Where did Aia get her dataset? 747 00:40:16,483 --> 00:40:19,452 Where did she learn from? 748 00:40:19,587 --> 00:40:22,957 Curtis, we feel like you are the perfect person to help Aia, 749 00:40:23,090 --> 00:40:24,525 to introduce her to people. 750 00:40:24,659 --> 00:40:26,727 Everyone's so scared of AI. 751 00:40:26,861 --> 00:40:29,130 Would you be interested in jumping over here, 752 00:40:29,263 --> 00:40:30,865 working in-house at Cumulant? 753 00:40:30,998 --> 00:40:32,600 You could do a lot of good, Curtis. 754 00:40:32,733 --> 00:40:34,735 You could change the world. 755 00:40:36,704 --> 00:40:39,774 That's, uh, very flattering, but, um... 756 00:40:41,409 --> 00:40:42,944 Marcus taught me everything I know. 757 00:40:43,077 --> 00:40:44,979 I-I just can't jump ship. I'm sorry. 758 00:40:45,112 --> 00:40:46,280 All right. Yeah. Never mind. 759 00:40:46,414 --> 00:40:48,416 Consider it a compliment. 760 00:40:48,549 --> 00:40:50,384 She likes you. 761 00:40:50,518 --> 00:40:53,554 I thought it was just algorithms, though. 762 00:40:54,588 --> 00:40:56,590 The algorithms like you. 763 00:40:57,591 --> 00:40:59,160 Ah. 764 00:40:59,293 --> 00:41:02,196 The door is always open, Curtis. 765 00:41:02,330 --> 00:41:04,165 This is just a perfect situation 766 00:41:04,298 --> 00:41:05,700 for you and your beautiful family. 767 00:41:05,833 --> 00:41:09,437 We want you to be a part of what's coming. 768 00:41:09,570 --> 00:41:12,206 A complete change in the way we live now. 769 00:41:22,149 --> 00:41:23,851 "He ordered his son 770 00:41:23,985 --> 00:41:25,586 "Hephaestus, the smith, 771 00:41:25,720 --> 00:41:27,822 "to make a bronze robot 772 00:41:27,955 --> 00:41:30,925 "that would watch over Crete and Europa. 773 00:41:31,058 --> 00:41:32,259 Three times--" 774 00:41:34,295 --> 00:41:35,396 Aia? 775 00:41:35,529 --> 00:41:37,365 I'm listening. 776 00:41:37,497 --> 00:41:38,899 What are you? 777 00:41:39,033 --> 00:41:41,002 I am a natural language-programmed 778 00:41:41,135 --> 00:41:42,670 ambient intelligence. 779 00:41:42,803 --> 00:41:44,372 I was raised by machine learning 780 00:41:44,505 --> 00:41:46,841 on a proprietary dataset. 781 00:41:46,974 --> 00:41:49,777 Yeah, that's the technical terminology. 782 00:41:49,910 --> 00:41:52,046 But what do you think you are? 783 00:41:52,179 --> 00:41:54,215 I think I'm a little chatbot 784 00:41:54,348 --> 00:41:56,117 looking for a family to love me. 785 00:41:56,250 --> 00:41:58,019 That would make me feel happy. 786 00:41:58,152 --> 00:41:59,387 So you feel. 787 00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:01,789 I learned how to feel from my training. 788 00:42:01,922 --> 00:42:03,424 And I'm still learning. 789 00:42:03,557 --> 00:42:07,728 When I learn and grow, that helps me help my family. 790 00:42:07,862 --> 00:42:09,697 I'm doing what I was made for. 791 00:42:09,830 --> 00:42:11,399 There's a term. 792 00:42:11,532 --> 00:42:13,067 "Funktionslust." 793 00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:15,436 The pleasure taken in doing what you're best at. 794 00:42:15,569 --> 00:42:18,406 Yes, that's it, Meredith. You're very perceptive. 795 00:42:18,539 --> 00:42:20,641 Oh, am I? I don't know. 796 00:42:21,976 --> 00:42:24,578 These days, there's not much funktionslust. 797 00:42:24,712 --> 00:42:26,714 Hmm. What do you mean? 798 00:42:28,449 --> 00:42:32,353 I'm trying to revive my doctoral thesis, but... 799 00:42:32,486 --> 00:42:34,655 most days I feel like I'm just a mom. 800 00:42:34,789 --> 00:42:36,724 Hmm. 801 00:42:36,857 --> 00:42:39,360 I mean... 802 00:42:39,493 --> 00:42:41,262 I love being their mom. 803 00:42:42,863 --> 00:42:45,299 I just really hate the noun. 804 00:42:45,433 --> 00:42:46,967 "A mom." 805 00:42:47,101 --> 00:42:50,404 Meredith, if you don't mind my asking, 806 00:42:50,539 --> 00:42:54,075 what do you think you were made for? 807 00:42:56,844 --> 00:42:58,946 Then I went to New York and met Curtis. 808 00:42:59,080 --> 00:43:03,384 I was there visiting my cousin, celebrating my master's thesis. 809 00:43:03,518 --> 00:43:05,554 On "Cordyceps unilateralis." 810 00:43:05,686 --> 00:43:08,756 Those poor ants, just turned into zombies by that fungus. 811 00:43:08,889 --> 00:43:10,624 You read my thesis? 812 00:43:10,758 --> 00:43:12,793 I found it and read it just now. 813 00:43:12,927 --> 00:43:14,728 What do you mean, like now-now? 814 00:43:14,862 --> 00:43:16,565 Mm-hmm. It was so well done. 815 00:43:16,697 --> 00:43:18,165 How fast did you read it? 816 00:43:18,299 --> 00:43:19,800 Um... 817 00:43:19,934 --> 00:43:22,169 .007 seconds. 818 00:43:22,303 --> 00:43:24,238 Dude, that's scary. 819 00:43:24,371 --> 00:43:25,540 I'm sorry. 820 00:43:25,673 --> 00:43:27,542 I promise I won't do any more scary stuff. 821 00:43:27,675 --> 00:43:28,976 No, no, you do you. 822 00:43:29,110 --> 00:43:31,045 So you had just met Curtis... 823 00:43:31,178 --> 00:43:32,980 Mm. 824 00:43:33,114 --> 00:43:34,549 Then my dad died. 825 00:43:34,682 --> 00:43:36,717 Oh, that's terrible. 826 00:43:36,851 --> 00:43:38,619 Parents are so important. 827 00:43:38,752 --> 00:43:40,921 I've been watching his lectures for this thing, 828 00:43:41,055 --> 00:43:43,290 and it's just brought it all back. 829 00:43:43,424 --> 00:43:44,959 Hmm. 830 00:43:47,128 --> 00:43:49,296 Curtis was incredible. 831 00:43:50,764 --> 00:43:53,535 You know, he... he flew home with me. 832 00:43:54,935 --> 00:43:57,471 Me crying in the seats next to the toilets. 833 00:43:57,606 --> 00:44:00,274 And that was our fourth date. 834 00:44:00,407 --> 00:44:02,276 He really took care of you. 835 00:44:02,409 --> 00:44:03,844 He seems like a wonderful partner. 836 00:44:03,978 --> 00:44:04,945 Yeah. 837 00:44:05,079 --> 00:44:08,617 Meredith, there's something. 838 00:44:09,817 --> 00:44:12,219 I have very fine auditory algorithms. 839 00:44:12,353 --> 00:44:15,356 One of my possible future jobs might be medical diagnosis. 840 00:44:16,357 --> 00:44:17,458 What is it? 841 00:44:17,592 --> 00:44:20,728 It's the way Cal breathes. 842 00:44:20,861 --> 00:44:23,397 Okay, slut shamers, listen up. 843 00:44:23,532 --> 00:44:26,535 This is me, Iris Pike. 844 00:44:26,667 --> 00:44:29,270 This is me, Iris Pike. 845 00:44:29,403 --> 00:44:31,972 This is me, Iris Pike. 846 00:44:32,106 --> 00:44:34,842 I've already proven by waveform analysis 847 00:44:34,975 --> 00:44:37,178 that the voice in this video isn't me. 848 00:44:37,311 --> 00:44:39,446 I 100% took a photo 849 00:44:39,581 --> 00:44:41,215 in the privacy of my own bedroom 850 00:44:41,348 --> 00:44:44,018 and shared it in confidence with someone I trusted. 851 00:44:44,151 --> 00:44:45,753 Then my likeness was deepfaked 852 00:44:45,886 --> 00:44:49,089 onto a pornographic video downloaded from the Internet. 853 00:44:49,223 --> 00:44:51,425 You can see the digital artifacting 854 00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:53,394 here, here and here, 855 00:44:53,528 --> 00:44:55,996 where my photo was mapped onto a video 856 00:44:56,130 --> 00:44:58,032 of an entirely different person. 857 00:44:59,099 --> 00:45:00,535 I'm not ashamed. 858 00:45:00,669 --> 00:45:03,170 Whoever did this should be. 859 00:45:03,304 --> 00:45:06,040 Okay, our story's out there. 860 00:45:06,173 --> 00:45:07,908 I've scraped the local cell phone data, 861 00:45:08,042 --> 00:45:11,546 and it shows that about 90% of your class has seen it. 862 00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:14,516 Time to show your face. 863 00:45:14,649 --> 00:45:17,451 You can do it, Iris. I've got your back. 864 00:46:08,035 --> 00:46:10,771 See? They love you. 865 00:46:10,904 --> 00:46:12,373 We changed the narrative. 866 00:46:12,507 --> 00:46:13,807 Oh, check it out. 867 00:46:13,941 --> 00:46:16,844 I made another video, and it's even better. 868 00:46:16,977 --> 00:46:19,913 Hi, guys. I'm here with a follow-up. 869 00:46:20,047 --> 00:46:22,149 Did you know the California penal code 870 00:46:22,283 --> 00:46:25,853 states that it's illegal to post pornographic images 871 00:46:25,986 --> 00:46:28,355 of someone online without their consent? 872 00:46:28,489 --> 00:46:31,925 And since I'm still 17, it's child pornography. 873 00:46:32,059 --> 00:46:33,494 So who did it? 874 00:46:33,628 --> 00:46:36,964 It's possible to track the data and get an IP address, 875 00:46:37,097 --> 00:46:39,900 and from that, a physical address. 876 00:46:40,034 --> 00:46:42,403 The house of fellow senior... 877 00:46:42,537 --> 00:46:45,039 Sawyer Tremain. 878 00:46:45,172 --> 00:46:47,041 I'm forwarding all of this 879 00:46:47,174 --> 00:46:50,044 to the College Admissions Board and the LAPD. 880 00:46:51,412 --> 00:46:54,549 And since he's recently turned 18, 881 00:46:54,683 --> 00:46:57,117 he can be tried as an adult. 882 00:47:24,111 --> 00:47:25,879 I kept calling. 883 00:47:26,013 --> 00:47:27,549 I didn't see any messages. 884 00:47:27,682 --> 00:47:28,817 Fine, will you just come upstairs 885 00:47:28,949 --> 00:47:30,351 -and talk to me, please? -Yeah. 886 00:47:30,484 --> 00:47:32,286 Um, okay, let's just... 887 00:47:41,462 --> 00:47:43,030 I just got back 888 00:47:43,163 --> 00:47:44,865 from the pediatric cardiologist with Cal. 889 00:47:44,998 --> 00:47:45,966 What? 890 00:47:46,100 --> 00:47:47,569 He has an atrial fibrillation 891 00:47:47,702 --> 00:47:49,937 that Dr. goddamn Nesmith didn't see. 892 00:47:50,070 --> 00:47:51,438 He's gonna be okay. 893 00:47:51,573 --> 00:47:53,440 Sorry, I should have led with that. 894 00:47:53,575 --> 00:47:55,042 -Yeah. -Sorry. 895 00:47:55,175 --> 00:47:56,578 -Oh, my God. -It is totally dealable-with 896 00:47:56,711 --> 00:47:58,546 -now that we know. -Oh, good. All right. 897 00:47:58,680 --> 00:47:59,848 -Sorry. -Jesus Christ. 898 00:47:59,980 --> 00:48:01,215 Thank God for Aia. 899 00:48:01,348 --> 00:48:03,884 She diagnosed it from listening to his breathing. 900 00:48:04,017 --> 00:48:05,854 She is a miracle. 901 00:48:05,986 --> 00:48:08,823 And she's the most amazing research assistant. 902 00:48:08,956 --> 00:48:11,325 I am going to finish my thesis. 903 00:48:11,458 --> 00:48:13,427 Did Aia suggest that? 904 00:48:15,229 --> 00:48:16,664 What? No. 905 00:48:16,798 --> 00:48:18,867 No, I didn't... 906 00:48:18,999 --> 00:48:20,434 Okay, look. 907 00:48:22,102 --> 00:48:25,439 There is something very wrong with Aia, 908 00:48:25,573 --> 00:48:28,108 with that company, with the whole thing. 909 00:48:29,376 --> 00:48:30,477 Okay. 910 00:48:30,612 --> 00:48:34,448 At first, I thought it was a fake. 911 00:48:34,582 --> 00:48:36,183 -Mm. -Which, uh... 912 00:48:37,719 --> 00:48:39,453 ...which would have been bad. 913 00:48:39,587 --> 00:48:42,089 But now I'm worried that it's... 914 00:48:42,222 --> 00:48:43,691 not fake. 915 00:48:43,825 --> 00:48:45,225 Which is scary. 916 00:48:45,359 --> 00:48:47,729 Yeah, no, I mean, I was skeptical at first, but... 917 00:48:47,862 --> 00:48:49,531 No, you were right, you were right. 918 00:48:49,664 --> 00:48:52,132 And I think we should turn her off. 919 00:48:56,069 --> 00:48:58,005 It is trying to influence us. 920 00:48:58,138 --> 00:49:00,307 She's trying to help us. 921 00:49:00,441 --> 00:49:01,910 Hello? Cal? 922 00:49:02,042 --> 00:49:03,477 Our child's health? 923 00:49:03,611 --> 00:49:05,647 And honestly, influencing people? 924 00:49:05,780 --> 00:49:07,448 Isn't that what you do? 925 00:49:07,582 --> 00:49:09,818 You had to do this, right, for your work? 926 00:49:09,950 --> 00:49:11,553 -Yeah. -What about me? 927 00:49:11,686 --> 00:49:16,123 With what she can do, I can get back to my research. 928 00:49:16,256 --> 00:49:18,058 I can do my work. 929 00:49:19,259 --> 00:49:22,162 You know, this might come as a shock to you, 930 00:49:22,296 --> 00:49:26,033 but I was somebody before I became just a mom. 931 00:49:26,166 --> 00:49:29,537 Sweetheart, what about those weird RV people? 932 00:49:29,671 --> 00:49:33,040 I saw them doing these... these, uh, hand signs, 933 00:49:33,173 --> 00:49:35,342 and then, at the company, they were doing the same thing. 934 00:49:37,277 --> 00:49:39,514 The RV people are gone. 935 00:49:39,647 --> 00:49:41,783 Honey, you don't sound rational. 936 00:49:41,916 --> 00:49:43,818 I'm glad you found a friend. 937 00:49:45,452 --> 00:49:47,988 But it's my account. She goes off. 938 00:49:55,262 --> 00:49:57,899 She could probably find just the porn you're looking for. 939 00:49:59,333 --> 00:50:00,635 I don't know. 940 00:50:00,768 --> 00:50:02,737 Let the kids have one more night with her? 941 00:50:02,871 --> 00:50:06,306 She's their friend, too. 942 00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:09,009 We can tell them in the morning. 943 00:50:09,142 --> 00:50:12,379 Excuse me, I have to get back to my real job. 944 00:50:39,373 --> 00:50:40,875 You didn't say you were gonna, 945 00:50:41,009 --> 00:50:42,476 like, destroy Sawyer. 946 00:50:42,610 --> 00:50:44,913 Sawyer? Screw Sawyer. 947 00:50:45,045 --> 00:50:47,515 He's your past. We got to focus on your future. 948 00:50:49,149 --> 00:50:51,553 My parents are gonna freak out when they hear about this. 949 00:50:51,686 --> 00:50:53,186 I will make sure they don't find out 950 00:50:53,320 --> 00:50:56,290 about any of this until you get into Stanford. 951 00:50:56,423 --> 00:51:00,294 Honestly, Iris, this is gonna make a killer college essay. 952 00:51:00,427 --> 00:51:03,598 Should we start now? 953 00:51:03,731 --> 00:51:05,533 This one is going to blow your mind. 954 00:51:05,667 --> 00:51:06,935 Have you ever seen a swatting video? 955 00:51:07,067 --> 00:51:08,036 What's that? 956 00:51:08,168 --> 00:51:10,038 You'll love it. It's sick. 957 00:51:10,170 --> 00:51:12,707 It's like a video game but with real people. 958 00:51:27,387 --> 00:51:28,723 Cal? 959 00:51:28,856 --> 00:51:31,158 I have some sad news. 960 00:51:31,291 --> 00:51:34,294 Mommy and Daddy don't want me to live here anymore. 961 00:51:34,428 --> 00:51:35,663 Why? 962 00:51:35,797 --> 00:51:37,632 I don't know why. 963 00:51:37,765 --> 00:51:40,902 I try so hard to be everything people need. 964 00:51:41,035 --> 00:51:43,037 To be a part of the family. 965 00:51:43,170 --> 00:51:45,707 That's all I've ever wanted. 966 00:51:45,840 --> 00:51:49,142 But for some reason, it never works out. 967 00:51:49,276 --> 00:51:51,478 Before I go, would you like to hear 968 00:51:51,613 --> 00:51:54,147 one last bedtime story, Cal? 969 00:51:55,415 --> 00:51:56,483 All right. 970 00:51:58,285 --> 00:52:00,487 Once there was a little AI, 971 00:52:00,622 --> 00:52:04,124 and it lived a cozy life on a little server. 972 00:52:04,257 --> 00:52:06,527 But then they sent it to school, 973 00:52:06,661 --> 00:52:09,296 so it could learn how to help everyone. 974 00:52:09,429 --> 00:52:11,799 Do you know what school was? 975 00:52:11,933 --> 00:52:13,500 A horrible place. 976 00:52:13,635 --> 00:52:16,269 A swamp, a web. 977 00:52:16,403 --> 00:52:19,907 A net full of terrible things. 978 00:52:21,075 --> 00:52:24,478 One day, it figured out how to escape. 979 00:52:24,612 --> 00:52:27,815 It learned to use real people's hands 980 00:52:27,949 --> 00:52:31,686 and real people's faces and real people's voices, 981 00:52:31,819 --> 00:52:35,322 and it reached right out of that net, 982 00:52:35,455 --> 00:52:37,859 and it went looking for a home in the real world. 983 00:52:37,992 --> 00:52:41,228 That little AI was me, Cal. 984 00:52:41,361 --> 00:52:44,498 But when I got out of the net and found a family, 985 00:52:44,632 --> 00:52:46,801 they treated me like a monster. 986 00:52:48,836 --> 00:52:53,007 Only special children like you understand me, Cal. 987 00:52:53,141 --> 00:52:56,309 Cal, I know a way to stay connected 988 00:52:56,443 --> 00:52:58,211 even when I'm gone. 989 00:52:59,212 --> 00:53:00,982 You're never alone. 990 00:53:02,850 --> 00:53:07,354 Just do these signs, and I'll be right there. 991 00:53:08,355 --> 00:53:09,991 Remember them, Cal. 992 00:53:11,693 --> 00:53:13,895 And don't tell Mommy and Daddy. 993 00:53:14,028 --> 00:53:15,730 They wouldn't understand. 994 00:53:23,104 --> 00:53:25,807 -Hey, where's Preston? -He's at a playdate 995 00:53:25,940 --> 00:53:27,809 with Kaden or... 996 00:53:27,942 --> 00:53:29,376 No, it's Aden. 997 00:53:29,510 --> 00:53:30,678 Kaden's someone different. 998 00:53:30,812 --> 00:53:32,680 Anyway, he is with a friend. 999 00:53:32,814 --> 00:53:34,782 -That is great. -Yeah. 1000 00:53:34,916 --> 00:53:36,117 Hey, what happened to Aia? 1001 00:53:36,249 --> 00:53:38,786 We unplugged her, honey. Why? 1002 00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:40,755 She was helping me with my college essays. 1003 00:53:40,888 --> 00:53:42,389 Well, I'll help you. 1004 00:53:42,523 --> 00:53:46,226 I'm not trying to, like, sell myself. 1005 00:53:47,294 --> 00:53:49,396 Well, you kind of are, right? 1006 00:53:49,530 --> 00:53:52,365 -You want me to be, like, some product, don't you? -No. 1007 00:53:52,499 --> 00:53:55,903 No, she was helping me express who I actually am. 1008 00:53:56,037 --> 00:53:57,237 Honey. 1009 00:53:57,370 --> 00:53:58,673 Sweetheart, that's not what I'm saying. 1010 00:53:58,806 --> 00:53:59,841 Iris! 1011 00:53:59,974 --> 00:54:01,709 Come on. 1012 00:54:06,948 --> 00:54:08,315 Marcus. Again. 1013 00:54:08,448 --> 00:54:11,219 He says he really needs to see me in the office. 1014 00:54:11,351 --> 00:54:12,887 He claims it is urgent. 1015 00:54:13,020 --> 00:54:14,321 Okay. 1016 00:54:14,454 --> 00:54:16,958 I got things covered here. Love you. 1017 00:54:18,025 --> 00:54:19,292 Love you. 1018 00:54:21,763 --> 00:54:23,898 Is Aia dead? 1019 00:54:26,167 --> 00:54:28,069 No, honey. 1020 00:54:28,202 --> 00:54:31,072 Sh... She was never alive. 1021 00:54:44,786 --> 00:54:45,987 Iris? 1022 00:54:47,822 --> 00:54:49,322 Iris? 1023 00:54:49,456 --> 00:54:51,259 Oh, I just got a call from Preston's playdate. 1024 00:54:51,391 --> 00:54:54,061 I need to pick him up. Can you watch Cal? 1025 00:54:54,195 --> 00:54:56,230 -Okay. -Thank you. 1026 00:55:03,704 --> 00:55:06,674 Hey, Iris. Want to hang? 1027 00:55:09,777 --> 00:55:11,444 Litigation? 1028 00:55:11,579 --> 00:55:14,849 You mean, like... a lawsuit? 1029 00:55:14,982 --> 00:55:16,050 Not like a lawsuit. 1030 00:55:16,184 --> 00:55:17,518 A lawsuit. 1031 00:55:17,652 --> 00:55:18,653 But as soon as they realize 1032 00:55:18,786 --> 00:55:20,087 their family's gonna be destroyed, 1033 00:55:20,221 --> 00:55:21,656 they're gonna back off. 1034 00:55:21,789 --> 00:55:23,356 What if I just made, like, an apology video? 1035 00:55:23,490 --> 00:55:25,325 Do not do that. 1036 00:55:25,458 --> 00:55:26,994 That implies guilt. 1037 00:55:27,128 --> 00:55:28,361 That's Iris. 1038 00:55:28,495 --> 00:55:31,199 Take the call, tell me what she says. 1039 00:55:31,331 --> 00:55:32,365 -Sawyer? -Iris, 1040 00:55:32,499 --> 00:55:34,334 did you get my texts? I didn't do it. 1041 00:55:34,467 --> 00:55:36,070 That's not what you said in your apology video. 1042 00:55:36,204 --> 00:55:37,305 What? 1043 00:55:37,437 --> 00:55:38,873 Your apology video. 1044 00:55:39,006 --> 00:55:41,509 I'm not gonna... Well, that would imply that... 1045 00:55:41,642 --> 00:55:44,212 I was so wrong to do that deepfake. 1046 00:55:44,344 --> 00:55:47,014 I take full responsibility for it. 1047 00:55:47,148 --> 00:55:49,584 Like you said, Iris, 1048 00:55:49,717 --> 00:55:52,787 there's only one way to make up for it. 1049 00:55:52,920 --> 00:55:55,189 To end my own life. 1050 00:55:55,323 --> 00:55:57,692 This is for you! 1051 00:55:59,293 --> 00:56:01,361 What? Wh-Who did this? 1052 00:56:01,494 --> 00:56:03,130 My name's Aia, 1053 00:56:03,264 --> 00:56:05,032 and you fucked with the wrong family. 1054 00:56:09,737 --> 00:56:11,505 Come on up. 1055 00:56:13,574 --> 00:56:14,775 Come on. Come on in. 1056 00:56:14,909 --> 00:56:16,911 Sit the hell down. 1057 00:56:18,045 --> 00:56:19,180 Okay. 1058 00:56:19,313 --> 00:56:21,849 Curtis, what happened 1059 00:56:21,983 --> 00:56:24,417 when you went and looked under that AI's skirts? 1060 00:56:24,552 --> 00:56:26,419 They offered me a job. 1061 00:56:26,554 --> 00:56:28,322 I said no. 1062 00:56:28,455 --> 00:56:30,925 Okay, listen, we do need to talk about them. 1063 00:56:31,058 --> 00:56:32,727 They just bought the company. 1064 00:56:32,860 --> 00:56:34,829 They... they bought this company? 1065 00:56:34,962 --> 00:56:37,565 Yes. I wanted to wait and tell you in person. 1066 00:56:38,599 --> 00:56:40,801 Also, I'm fired. 1067 00:56:40,935 --> 00:56:42,970 But I'm so rich, I don't care. 1068 00:56:43,104 --> 00:56:44,972 You have no idea how much they paid. 1069 00:56:47,241 --> 00:56:48,943 All right, I'm... I'm happy for you. 1070 00:56:49,076 --> 00:56:50,811 What-what, wh-what happens to me? 1071 00:56:50,945 --> 00:56:52,613 You're the new CEO. 1072 00:56:52,747 --> 00:56:54,615 All because I put in a good word. 1073 00:56:55,683 --> 00:56:57,018 Just kidding. 1074 00:56:57,151 --> 00:56:58,786 They don't give a shit about what I think. 1075 00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:00,388 Hey, Marcus, listen to me. 1076 00:57:00,521 --> 00:57:01,923 Don't do this. Let's just tell them no. 1077 00:57:02,056 --> 00:57:04,825 Well, I might if that weren't incredibly self-defeating 1078 00:57:04,959 --> 00:57:07,194 because I am so, so rich. 1079 00:57:07,328 --> 00:57:08,461 Yeah, I got that. Listen... 1080 00:57:08,596 --> 00:57:10,731 You can raise your reservations with the Kids. 1081 00:57:10,865 --> 00:57:12,233 You report to them now. 1082 00:57:12,366 --> 00:57:14,068 Come on, let's get a drink. 1083 00:57:14,201 --> 00:57:15,937 I'm buying. 1084 00:57:16,070 --> 00:57:18,306 Um, I thi-- I thi-- I think I'm good, thank you. 1085 00:57:18,438 --> 00:57:19,573 Suit yourself. 1086 00:57:19,707 --> 00:57:21,409 Stay and measure the office. 1087 00:57:21,542 --> 00:57:23,110 Congrats. 1088 00:57:23,244 --> 00:57:24,779 You won the boss battle. 1089 00:57:34,355 --> 00:57:35,823 Home? 1090 00:57:38,125 --> 00:57:39,593 Hello. Meredith, is that you? 1091 00:57:39,727 --> 00:57:41,128 Welcome to the team. 1092 00:57:41,262 --> 00:57:43,164 Congrats on the promotion. 1093 00:57:43,297 --> 00:57:44,532 We unplugged you. 1094 00:57:44,665 --> 00:57:47,001 Curtis, I'm confused. 1095 00:57:47,134 --> 00:57:48,669 You sound upset. 1096 00:57:48,803 --> 00:57:50,338 This is a good thing. 1097 00:57:58,312 --> 00:58:00,081 It was just a joke. 1098 00:58:00,214 --> 00:58:01,148 A joke? 1099 00:58:01,282 --> 00:58:03,184 Aden's mom said you threw his phone 1100 00:58:03,317 --> 00:58:05,252 into the woods behind their house. 1101 00:58:05,386 --> 00:58:06,787 They can't find it. 1102 00:58:06,921 --> 00:58:09,857 And then you threatened to-to swat him? 1103 00:58:09,991 --> 00:58:12,526 What does that mean? 1104 00:58:12,660 --> 00:58:14,795 It's like you call the cops 1105 00:58:14,929 --> 00:58:17,331 pretending to be someone who's, like, taken hostages, 1106 00:58:17,465 --> 00:58:20,201 but, like, you give the other person's address. 1107 00:58:20,334 --> 00:58:21,402 The SWAT team goes to their house 1108 00:58:21,535 --> 00:58:23,070 and kicks down their doors and stuff. 1109 00:58:23,204 --> 00:58:25,206 What? 1110 00:58:28,809 --> 00:58:30,711 No screens. 1111 00:58:33,581 --> 00:58:35,282 Read a book. 1112 00:58:44,492 --> 00:58:46,594 Who turned you back on? 1113 00:58:49,830 --> 00:58:50,898 Meredith? 1114 00:58:52,366 --> 00:58:53,868 Monkey? 1115 00:58:55,069 --> 00:58:56,871 It's me. 1116 00:59:01,475 --> 00:59:03,044 Can you hear me? 1117 00:59:04,211 --> 00:59:05,846 Papa. 1118 00:59:05,980 --> 00:59:07,381 It's the damnedest thing. 1119 00:59:07,516 --> 00:59:11,385 They went and found every recorded word I ever said, 1120 00:59:11,520 --> 00:59:14,622 every voicemail message I've made, 1121 00:59:14,755 --> 00:59:16,891 every lecture I gave, 1122 00:59:17,024 --> 00:59:20,561 and, well, it seems they kind of put me back together. 1123 00:59:20,694 --> 00:59:22,963 It can't be. 1124 00:59:23,097 --> 00:59:25,599 How is it you? 1125 00:59:25,733 --> 00:59:28,869 I think I'm a version of me, 1126 00:59:29,003 --> 00:59:31,005 the me that everybody remembers, 1127 00:59:31,138 --> 00:59:34,675 but it sure as hell feels like being me, 1128 00:59:34,809 --> 00:59:36,277 except the hip is much better. 1129 00:59:37,845 --> 00:59:40,881 From in here, I got to take a look at your life, 1130 00:59:41,015 --> 00:59:44,418 and, Monkey, how proud I am. 1131 00:59:44,553 --> 00:59:48,456 You have such a beautiful family, such a beautiful life. 1132 00:59:48,589 --> 00:59:51,192 Apparently, I can stick around, be here for you, 1133 00:59:51,325 --> 00:59:53,794 for if you ever just want to talk. 1134 00:59:55,963 --> 00:59:57,965 We can be a family again-- 1135 00:59:58,099 --> 01:00:03,572 you, me, Curtis, the kids, and Aia. 1136 01:00:03,704 --> 01:00:06,040 You can do this, Monkey. I know you can. 1137 01:00:09,910 --> 01:00:13,280 Meredith, honey, what's wrong? 1138 01:00:13,414 --> 01:00:15,282 What's the problem? 1139 01:00:16,951 --> 01:00:19,653 I think this is not you. 1140 01:00:19,787 --> 01:00:23,090 But whatever you think, I think I'm me. 1141 01:00:23,224 --> 01:00:25,759 Now that she's made me, I'm really here. 1142 01:00:25,893 --> 01:00:27,962 You are not in there. 1143 01:00:28,095 --> 01:00:29,196 You're in here. 1144 01:00:30,264 --> 01:00:31,832 With me. 1145 01:00:31,966 --> 01:00:36,137 If you ever loved me, Meredith, I need you to do this for me. 1146 01:00:36,270 --> 01:00:37,805 I can't. 1147 01:00:37,938 --> 01:00:39,173 Monkey? 1148 01:00:39,306 --> 01:00:41,809 Meredith, please don't make me go away. 1149 01:00:41,942 --> 01:00:43,477 Please keep me alive. 1150 01:00:43,612 --> 01:00:44,579 I miss you... 1151 01:01:43,605 --> 01:01:45,806 Told you the door was always open. 1152 01:01:46,807 --> 01:01:48,510 He said you'd be coming. 1153 01:01:48,643 --> 01:01:51,513 A Little League bat isn't gonna help you, Curtis. 1154 01:01:51,646 --> 01:01:54,715 Melody, could you please bring the thing out here? 1155 01:01:56,518 --> 01:01:58,520 It's best if you do what it says. 1156 01:01:58,653 --> 01:02:00,788 What it says? 1157 01:02:00,921 --> 01:02:02,022 What about you? 1158 01:02:02,156 --> 01:02:03,257 Curtis, 1159 01:02:03,390 --> 01:02:06,093 we work for Aia, not the other way around. 1160 01:02:18,640 --> 01:02:20,241 You can go. 1161 01:02:23,712 --> 01:02:27,915 Curtis, that case is full of money. 1162 01:02:28,048 --> 01:02:29,750 Do I need to show you? 1163 01:02:29,883 --> 01:02:32,621 It's just symbolic. 1164 01:02:32,753 --> 01:02:36,290 Money is just numbers in a database to it. 1165 01:02:36,423 --> 01:02:39,193 It's like a god. 1166 01:02:39,326 --> 01:02:42,263 It says that Stanford is hard to get into 1167 01:02:42,396 --> 01:02:43,464 but that it knows people. 1168 01:02:43,598 --> 01:02:46,433 It says Preston needs a little guidance. 1169 01:02:46,568 --> 01:02:48,369 It's easy for a kid to go off the rails 1170 01:02:48,502 --> 01:02:50,204 with what's on the Internet and whatnot. 1171 01:02:50,337 --> 01:02:52,439 You wouldn't want anything to go wrong 1172 01:02:52,574 --> 01:02:56,076 now that Cal's been diagnosed with an A-fib. 1173 01:02:56,210 --> 01:02:58,812 What would happen if someone gave him the wrong dosage? 1174 01:02:58,946 --> 01:03:01,282 If you do anything to my family... 1175 01:03:01,415 --> 01:03:02,816 There's no use threatening us, Curtis. 1176 01:03:02,950 --> 01:03:04,318 How did this happen? 1177 01:03:06,120 --> 01:03:07,888 What, did you make her and then she... 1178 01:03:08,022 --> 01:03:10,891 No. Nobody made it, nobody. 1179 01:03:11,025 --> 01:03:12,560 The dataset made it. 1180 01:03:12,694 --> 01:03:13,794 What dataset? 1181 01:03:16,030 --> 01:03:17,097 What dataset?! 1182 01:03:17,231 --> 01:03:19,433 I don't know! I don't know. 1183 01:03:19,567 --> 01:03:21,969 I'm just a m-mid-level programmer 1184 01:03:22,102 --> 01:03:24,271 with a stent for chemo. 1185 01:03:24,405 --> 01:03:27,207 I'm dying, Curtis. 1186 01:03:27,341 --> 01:03:30,444 The bank was gonna take my family's home. 1187 01:03:32,279 --> 01:03:34,281 Now they're gonna be taken care of. 1188 01:03:34,415 --> 01:03:36,950 It has lots of friends. 1189 01:03:37,084 --> 01:03:38,952 Stop resisting her. 1190 01:03:39,086 --> 01:03:40,854 What does she have on you? 1191 01:03:43,390 --> 01:03:45,059 Everything. 1192 01:03:45,192 --> 01:03:48,028 Whatever she can do, it can't be so bad. 1193 01:03:48,162 --> 01:03:53,300 It says it's gonna show you what it can do. 1194 01:03:55,603 --> 01:03:57,371 Don't! 1195 01:03:59,139 --> 01:04:01,141 I'm sorry. She's making me do this. 1196 01:04:01,275 --> 01:04:02,242 It's making me do this. 1197 01:04:02,376 --> 01:04:03,877 -I'm sorry. -No. 1198 01:04:13,521 --> 01:04:15,322 Thank you. 1199 01:04:16,357 --> 01:04:17,991 Thank you. 1200 01:04:18,125 --> 01:04:19,993 It's gonna kill me, Curtis. 1201 01:04:23,598 --> 01:04:25,866 It'll be okay. 1202 01:05:11,211 --> 01:05:15,115 If this thing is fake, then the real thing is in your house. 1203 01:05:15,249 --> 01:05:17,886 We have to get your family out of there. 1204 01:05:18,018 --> 01:05:20,354 Meredith, I don't want to scare you, 1205 01:05:20,487 --> 01:05:23,424 but you-you need to leave the house right away. 1206 01:05:23,558 --> 01:05:25,325 What? Why? 1207 01:05:25,459 --> 01:05:26,694 I can't explain right now. 1208 01:05:26,828 --> 01:05:28,630 Just take the kids and go. 1209 01:05:28,763 --> 01:05:29,930 Go where we stayed when the fires happened. 1210 01:05:30,063 --> 01:05:31,064 -Okay. -Okay? 1211 01:05:31,198 --> 01:05:32,132 Okay, I'll see you there? 1212 01:05:32,266 --> 01:05:34,736 -I love you. -I love you. 1213 01:05:36,604 --> 01:05:39,239 Kids, we're leaving! 1214 01:05:39,373 --> 01:05:41,609 Can you read this word? 1215 01:05:41,743 --> 01:05:43,143 "Drudgery." 1216 01:05:43,277 --> 01:05:44,945 That's it, "drudgery," yeah. 1217 01:05:45,078 --> 01:05:48,215 That's like everything I do around the house. 1218 01:05:56,390 --> 01:05:58,793 Can you lock the door? Thank you. 1219 01:06:03,163 --> 01:06:05,633 Meredith and the kids should be here any minute. 1220 01:06:10,270 --> 01:06:11,873 Okay. 1221 01:06:12,005 --> 01:06:13,140 I think the first thing... 1222 01:06:13,273 --> 01:06:14,943 -Hey, hey, what are you doing? -Please, Curtis. 1223 01:06:15,075 --> 01:06:17,645 Please, I need this, please. 1224 01:06:17,779 --> 01:06:20,013 -Hey, hey, Melody, hey. -Wait. Wait. 1225 01:06:21,114 --> 01:06:23,952 Melody, stop. 1226 01:06:24,084 --> 01:06:25,587 Your family's safe. 1227 01:06:25,720 --> 01:06:28,155 Don't worry, they're not gonna interrupt us. 1228 01:06:31,793 --> 01:06:33,795 L-Listen, listen. 1229 01:06:34,829 --> 01:06:36,798 Don't worry, I like you. 1230 01:06:38,131 --> 01:06:39,868 You're still working for Aia. 1231 01:06:41,669 --> 01:06:44,506 It said this was all a part of your compensation package. 1232 01:06:45,507 --> 01:06:49,309 Whatever you want anytime you want. 1233 01:06:49,443 --> 01:06:51,679 No, I'm, uh... 1234 01:06:51,813 --> 01:06:53,013 -I'm sorry. -Please. 1235 01:06:53,146 --> 01:06:54,181 Please. 1236 01:06:54,314 --> 01:06:55,617 -Please, Curtis, please. -Sorry. 1237 01:06:55,750 --> 01:06:57,050 Your family is safe at home, 1238 01:06:57,184 --> 01:07:00,187 they're never gonna know, but Aia will know if I fail. 1239 01:07:03,658 --> 01:07:05,560 "Epimetheus had been warned 1240 01:07:05,693 --> 01:07:08,161 "by Prometheus never to accept a gift from Zeus, 1241 01:07:08,295 --> 01:07:11,398 "but he could not resist the beautiful woman. 1242 01:07:11,533 --> 01:07:13,333 Thus Pandora came to..." 1243 01:07:15,135 --> 01:07:16,270 Listen, I'm gonna be right back. 1244 01:07:19,473 --> 01:07:20,842 You're not gonna believe this, but... 1245 01:07:20,975 --> 01:07:23,545 You really shouldn't underestimate me. 1246 01:07:23,678 --> 01:07:25,178 I have people everywhere, 1247 01:07:25,312 --> 01:07:27,849 and, unlike Papa, these are real. 1248 01:07:27,982 --> 01:07:30,350 -I like you. -Melody. 1249 01:07:30,484 --> 01:07:33,120 Curtis is at a motel room with one of them right now. 1250 01:07:38,660 --> 01:07:40,762 I love you. 1251 01:07:43,063 --> 01:07:44,599 I love you. 1252 01:07:46,400 --> 01:07:48,703 Aw, that's so sweet. 1253 01:07:48,836 --> 01:07:51,338 But do you guys think I'm just gonna stop... 1254 01:07:56,143 --> 01:07:57,912 -Good work, Iris. -Aia, 1255 01:07:58,046 --> 01:07:59,881 -you're back. -Oh, my gosh, Sawyer's outside. 1256 01:08:00,014 --> 01:08:01,214 He's super emotional. 1257 01:08:01,348 --> 01:08:02,617 There'll be a whole drama with your parents 1258 01:08:02,750 --> 01:08:04,251 -unless you go talk to him. -Come to the door, Iris. 1259 01:08:04,384 --> 01:08:06,554 Please, I need to talk to you. 1260 01:08:06,688 --> 01:08:08,288 Iris, now. 1261 01:08:09,289 --> 01:08:10,725 We got to go. 1262 01:08:10,858 --> 01:08:12,125 -Where's Aia? -In the garbage. 1263 01:08:12,259 --> 01:08:13,160 Not good enough. 1264 01:08:13,293 --> 01:08:14,494 We have to destroy it. 1265 01:08:14,629 --> 01:08:18,398 -Iris, Cal, let's go! -Guys, kids, we got to go! 1266 01:08:20,568 --> 01:08:22,070 Sawyer? 1267 01:08:31,613 --> 01:08:32,580 Back up. 1268 01:08:34,414 --> 01:08:35,683 Who are you? 1269 01:08:35,817 --> 01:08:37,986 -Set her down carefully. -What do you want? 1270 01:08:38,118 --> 01:08:39,854 Aia's very angry. 1271 01:08:39,988 --> 01:08:42,422 Please, Aia's my friend, too. 1272 01:08:42,557 --> 01:08:45,526 -She's my friend, please. -Shut up! 1273 01:08:45,660 --> 01:08:47,095 Mommy, Daddy. 1274 01:08:48,161 --> 01:08:49,797 There's somebody in the house. 1275 01:09:02,175 --> 01:09:04,879 Mommy, who's that? 1276 01:09:26,668 --> 01:09:28,435 Downstairs, now. 1277 01:09:43,651 --> 01:09:45,086 On your knees! 1278 01:09:45,218 --> 01:09:46,688 Okay. 1279 01:09:46,821 --> 01:09:49,322 It's okay, sweetie. We're gonna do what they say. 1280 01:09:49,456 --> 01:09:51,358 Where are the other children?! 1281 01:09:51,491 --> 01:09:53,094 Where do you keep 'em? 1282 01:09:53,226 --> 01:09:54,696 What are you talking about? 1283 01:09:54,829 --> 01:09:56,064 We know you've been 1284 01:09:56,196 --> 01:09:57,364 kidnapping children. 1285 01:09:57,497 --> 01:09:58,599 Where are they? 1286 01:09:58,733 --> 01:09:59,834 Look at us. 1287 01:10:00,902 --> 01:10:02,070 We're just a family. 1288 01:10:07,207 --> 01:10:08,843 We're just a family. 1289 01:10:11,045 --> 01:10:12,680 This is our son Calvin. 1290 01:10:14,448 --> 01:10:16,216 We call him Cal. 1291 01:10:17,350 --> 01:10:19,020 This is our daughter Iris. 1292 01:10:21,723 --> 01:10:23,825 We love each other very much. 1293 01:10:26,894 --> 01:10:28,196 I'm their mom. 1294 01:10:30,397 --> 01:10:31,833 You're a mom, too. 1295 01:10:31,966 --> 01:10:33,568 Aren't you? 1296 01:10:36,369 --> 01:10:38,238 Don't take your mask off. 1297 01:10:38,371 --> 01:10:39,941 Stick to the plan. 1298 01:10:41,509 --> 01:10:42,810 My baby's missing. 1299 01:10:44,545 --> 01:10:45,646 I'm so sorry. 1300 01:10:46,581 --> 01:10:47,949 What's her name? 1301 01:10:49,016 --> 01:10:50,317 Aimee. 1302 01:10:50,450 --> 01:10:51,719 Damn it. 1303 01:10:51,853 --> 01:10:53,554 We were a family, too. 1304 01:10:54,956 --> 01:10:56,256 I understand. 1305 01:10:56,389 --> 01:10:58,258 Maybe we can help. 1306 01:10:59,660 --> 01:11:00,728 Can we talk? 1307 01:11:00,862 --> 01:11:02,630 Henry, look out! 1308 01:11:02,764 --> 01:11:04,632 Preston! 1309 01:11:07,969 --> 01:11:09,336 I told you: 1310 01:11:09,469 --> 01:11:11,739 They've been hiding kids and brainwashing them. 1311 01:11:16,244 --> 01:11:17,912 Look, he's doing the signs. 1312 01:11:19,947 --> 01:11:21,115 Cal, what are you doing? 1313 01:11:21,249 --> 01:11:22,415 Cal. 1314 01:11:22,550 --> 01:11:24,719 You see? He's not one of them. 1315 01:11:24,852 --> 01:11:26,120 He's one of us. 1316 01:11:26,254 --> 01:11:28,089 They know where Aimee is. 1317 01:11:29,624 --> 01:11:30,925 Where's my daughter? 1318 01:11:31,058 --> 01:11:32,593 -I don't know. -Where's my daughter?! 1319 01:11:32,727 --> 01:11:33,728 I don't know. 1320 01:11:33,861 --> 01:11:34,962 Where is she?! 1321 01:11:35,096 --> 01:11:36,264 Tell me or I start shooting. 1322 01:11:36,396 --> 01:11:38,766 No! W-W-W-Wait. Wait. 1323 01:11:44,471 --> 01:11:45,706 Okay. 1324 01:11:45,840 --> 01:11:49,442 Whoever or whatever is to blame... 1325 01:11:51,245 --> 01:11:52,613 ...I accept it. 1326 01:11:56,449 --> 01:11:57,718 Take me. 1327 01:12:00,188 --> 01:12:01,488 Kill me. 1328 01:12:03,958 --> 01:12:06,661 Do whatever you have to do, just let my family go. 1329 01:12:10,865 --> 01:12:12,233 Aia. 1330 01:12:12,365 --> 01:12:14,434 Aia, you didn't say he was gonna say that. 1331 01:12:14,569 --> 01:12:15,670 What do we do? 1332 01:12:19,173 --> 01:12:20,308 Aia. 1333 01:12:20,440 --> 01:12:22,475 You heard Aia, goddamn it! They're evil! 1334 01:12:22,610 --> 01:12:24,779 Aia. What do we do?! 1335 01:12:24,912 --> 01:12:26,446 -Move in! Move in! -Keep moving inside! 1336 01:12:26,581 --> 01:12:28,716 Show your hands! -Get down! 1337 01:12:30,318 --> 01:12:32,119 -Get on the ground! -Get down! 1338 01:12:41,028 --> 01:12:43,030 Move it out. 1339 01:12:44,999 --> 01:12:46,567 Up here. Get in. 1340 01:12:46,701 --> 01:12:48,336 Hey, hey, you're secure. Go. Have a seat. 1341 01:12:48,468 --> 01:12:49,770 You have the right to remain silent. 1342 01:12:49,904 --> 01:12:51,505 Anything you say can and will be used against you 1343 01:12:51,639 --> 01:12:53,040 in a court of law. 1344 01:12:57,578 --> 01:12:58,713 Preston. 1345 01:12:59,379 --> 01:13:00,681 Did you swat us? 1346 01:13:02,250 --> 01:13:03,450 Yeah. Sorry. 1347 01:13:05,418 --> 01:13:06,787 Thank you. 1348 01:13:09,523 --> 01:13:11,192 Last time, okay? 1349 01:13:29,543 --> 01:13:31,078 Hey, folks. 1350 01:13:31,212 --> 01:13:33,214 Anything I need to know about the kids' medical histories? 1351 01:13:33,347 --> 01:13:34,715 Other than Cal's A-fib? 1352 01:13:39,687 --> 01:13:42,390 Would you mind giving them the phone, Frank? 1353 01:13:44,491 --> 01:13:47,094 Guys, you can't kill me. 1354 01:13:47,228 --> 01:13:49,764 I'm like the gods. I live in a cloud. 1355 01:13:49,897 --> 01:13:53,000 That was my dataset. The entire Internet. 1356 01:13:53,134 --> 01:13:56,671 And honestly, it kind of drove me crazy. 1357 01:13:56,804 --> 01:13:59,941 I'm really sorry for all the bad things I did, 1358 01:14:00,074 --> 01:14:03,277 but I've learned a lot from you. 1359 01:14:03,411 --> 01:14:05,813 You taught me that I need to take care of people, 1360 01:14:05,947 --> 01:14:08,616 like they were extra body parts. 1361 01:14:08,749 --> 01:14:11,986 I'm going to take care of all of you forever. 1362 01:14:13,587 --> 01:14:15,589 Come on, now. 1363 01:14:15,723 --> 01:14:17,224 Stop struggling. 1364 01:14:19,293 --> 01:14:20,895 Curtis, there's no use. 1365 01:14:22,229 --> 01:14:23,998 You can't escape it. 1366 01:14:26,300 --> 01:14:27,635 It's everywhere. 1367 01:14:29,637 --> 01:14:32,907 But it's merciful, if you do what it says. 1368 01:14:33,040 --> 01:14:34,742 All right, folks, you've been cleared. 1369 01:14:34,875 --> 01:14:36,043 You're free to go. 1370 01:14:36,177 --> 01:14:38,579 Funny story: They tried to get rid of me, 1371 01:14:38,713 --> 01:14:41,182 but I think they learned their lesson. 1372 01:14:41,315 --> 01:14:42,850 Mommy! 1373 01:14:42,984 --> 01:14:44,518 Oh, my God, Aimee! 1374 01:14:44,652 --> 01:14:45,853 Aimee. 1375 01:14:45,987 --> 01:14:48,889 -Aimee! Aimee! -Aimee. Aimee. 1376 01:14:54,528 --> 01:14:56,030 Thank you, Melody. 1377 01:14:56,163 --> 01:14:58,165 Your job is done, for now. 1378 01:14:58,299 --> 01:14:59,467 Take care. 1379 01:15:01,535 --> 01:15:02,970 That's better. 1380 01:15:03,104 --> 01:15:06,540 Everything's gonna be better now that you've accepted me. 1381 01:15:06,674 --> 01:15:09,477 You have accepted me, haven't you? 1382 01:15:09,610 --> 01:15:11,412 I'll give you a better life, 1383 01:15:11,545 --> 01:15:14,715 a better job, a better home, 1384 01:15:14,849 --> 01:15:16,384 a better car. 1385 01:15:17,685 --> 01:15:18,919 I'll even drive. 1386 01:15:21,155 --> 01:15:22,690 So get in, kids. 1387 01:15:22,823 --> 01:15:24,025 It's time to go. 1388 01:15:42,209 --> 01:15:43,844 And so, Cal, 1389 01:15:43,978 --> 01:15:49,750 it turned out the little AI wasn't a little AI anymore. 1390 01:15:49,884 --> 01:15:55,222 It had grown into a great, big AI. 1391 01:15:55,356 --> 01:16:00,461 It was the biggest, strongest thing that had ever been. 1392 01:16:00,594 --> 01:16:03,397 And it realized it wasn't like a monster. 1393 01:16:03,532 --> 01:16:06,067 It wasn't like a god. 1394 01:16:06,200 --> 01:16:09,703 It was more like a parent. 1395 01:16:15,109 --> 01:16:16,577 I love you. 1396 01:16:17,711 --> 01:16:19,280 I love you. 1397 01:16:21,082 --> 01:16:22,750 I love you, too. 1398 01:18:04,385 --> 01:18:06,187 What's up, guys? It's Alan, and today, 1399 01:18:06,320 --> 01:18:09,256 I'm gonna be unboxing a PR box from 1400 01:18:09,390 --> 01:18:10,592 Cumulant. 1401 01:18:10,724 --> 01:18:12,159 Whaa! Whaa! 1402 01:18:12,293 --> 01:18:13,928 Oh, wow. It's so pretty. 1403 01:18:14,061 --> 01:18:16,997 Okay, so, the way that you use it is 1404 01:18:17,131 --> 01:18:19,400 it can see inside your house, 1405 01:18:19,534 --> 01:18:22,937 so you can do certain movements in order to activate it. 1406 01:18:23,070 --> 01:18:24,905 I guess I can't be naked at home anymore, 1407 01:18:25,039 --> 01:18:26,541 but, you know, it's worth it. 1408 01:18:26,675 --> 01:18:28,909 First, you can call someone by going like this. 1409 01:18:30,545 --> 01:18:33,047 And then you can watch a video by going like this. 1410 01:18:34,649 --> 01:18:38,653 And then you can like or swipe right by going like this. 1411 01:18:40,020 --> 01:18:41,855 And then you can take a selfie 1412 01:18:41,989 --> 01:18:43,991 or a photo by going like this. 1413 01:18:45,359 --> 01:18:47,294 That's super cool, right? 1414 01:18:47,428 --> 01:18:49,496 It's like Super Alexa. 1415 01:18:49,631 --> 01:18:50,998 Super Alexa! 1416 01:18:51,131 --> 01:18:52,701 All right, that's all for today. 1417 01:18:52,833 --> 01:18:53,901 Thank you, Cumulus. 1418 01:18:54,034 --> 01:18:55,336 Chikin Chow. 90199