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♪ Tubi, Tubi ♪
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Did someone order the spicy tuna?
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Mercedes, how many times I gotta tell ya?
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Hush, you'll scare the trout.
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As long as you're not tellin'
anybody that we're hangin' out,
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Randy, what choice do I have?
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When it comes to Purgatory
friendships, it's, uh...
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Slim pickins at the fishing hut.
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A jiggler? What is
this? Trawling for noobs?
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♪ Uh, uh, um ♪
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Shortbread martini?
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Did you add my nutmeg twist?
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Please.
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Okay, they're bitin'.
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Oh, they're really biting.
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What did you do,
bait the lines with crack?
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Sheesh, boys, buy me dinner first.
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Do you think we could make it to the cars?
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Gotta hoof it.
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Good thing I always dress for cardio.
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Nedley!
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Sheriff Nedley!
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Randy?
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Maybe a little. Hell was cold and dark
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and I've been on my own for years.
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Look, Lock Mess, I
don't know what you are...
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Ah!
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Not here for you. Argh!
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But just to be sure,
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this is the Ghost River Triangle
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where bad things happen to good people?
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Hey, bad thing,
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get away from her.
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Sure, Grandpa.
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Though, isn't she a
little bit young for you?
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Not that young.
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Way to kick a girl when she's down.
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She's the second-best angler I know.
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And she's my friend.
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Look, I'm not picky.
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I only need one of you
to bring me the heir.
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The Earp heir? Wynonna...
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Hey, snow snatch!
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Not him.
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You want Earp?
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I've been her ride or
die since high school.
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But guess what?
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Wynonna doesn't live here anymore.
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Oh, I know.
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But she'll be back.
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Once I bait the hook.
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Eenie, meenie, miney...
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hoe.
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Not the face. It's been through so much.
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And I wish I could see
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the look on yours when Wynonna Earp
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kicks your icy ass!
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No!
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♪ Tell that girl to take you back ♪
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♪ Take you back, take you back
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♪ My heart went from red to black ♪
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♪ Red to black, red to black
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♪ Came up from that lake of fire ♪
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♪ Lake of fire, lake of fire
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♪ Only have that one desire
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♪ One desire, one desire
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♪ Got a tank full of gasoline
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♪ 'Cause you bring your fire in me ♪
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Gentlemen.
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Which one of you's gonna flush my backdoor?
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Ow! I didn't even get to cheat yet!
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♪ Told that devil ♪
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Argh!
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You hit like a girl.
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Hard and with perfect form.
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What kind of idiot thinks she can scam
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Paco Daisy in his own casino?
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The kind that doesn't carry an I.D.
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Though, you are one chips and guac
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away from a free chalupa.
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You asshole. That's na-chos to take.
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Hey,
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what's with the Wyatt Earp swag?
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Oh, right, famous lawman.
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Old West shootout and the OK Corral
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right here in Tombstone? Guys...
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He's a big deal around these parts!
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White folks do love their violent heroes.
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When they're feeling patriotic,
they spend more at the buffet.
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Wyatt Earp.
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Just another apocryphal colonizer
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who got a revisionist
history thanks to his big gun.
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Hey, I apologize, Chayton.
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I assumed you were just muscle.
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- Got my PhD at Brown.
- 19th century Americana.
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Your big words are being wasted here.
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You wanna chat?
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Chayton.
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Sorry, boss.
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Okay. Oh!
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Okay.
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Admit that one hurt. That one smart.
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Can't take a beating like when I was 27.
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Might as well give it up, girlie.
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Your partner already spilled.
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Partner?
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Doc! What have they done to you?
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Turned me into a video game.
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When this is over, I promise you
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mouth to south resuscitation.
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Oh, you really don't
want this to be over.
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What was your angle here, hmm?
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Grease my dealer?
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Have moustache boy count cards?
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I'm awfully flattered
to be addressed as boy,
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considering my advanced age.
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Get this, blue eyes
thinks he's Doc Holliday.
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Wyatt Earp's buddy?
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You know, I don't love your tone.
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Oh.
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Doc Holliday,
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the greatest gunslinger who ever lived?
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Top 20 for sure.
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I beg your pardon.
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I would have gotten away
with robbing you fools blind
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if Wynonna could learn to bluff.
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Well, at least I'm not a weapon.
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Hey.
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Ah, ah, ah!
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It was in her Spanx.
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Go start digging the hole.
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Okay don't-don't cheese your beans.
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Peacemaker only kills demons.
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Lights up when you point it at one.
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Well, lights up for me.
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And me.
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You cheatin' hussy.
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What?
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I think I found the boss' tell.
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Paco is a demon.
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We're never gonna get that chalupa.
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Stop by the café, Sheriff.
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We just put a fresh pot on for you.
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What, both of you? Just when I needed it.
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Thank you, Chrissy.
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- Hi, Natalie.
- Hi.
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Go Blue Devils!
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- Hey, Nicole, lookin' good.
- Hey, Kyle, back at ya.
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How's your brother?
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I got those tulips you ordered, Sheriff.
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Oh, Freddie. Thank you so much.
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I will be by the shop later, okay?
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Well, well, well.
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Ma'am, you, uh, you can't park here.
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I'm waiting for my wife.
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She's like a big deal in this town.
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You trying to nepo baby
your way out of a $30 ticket?
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- Also hoping to get frisked.
- Oh, really?
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Mrs. Waverly Earp.
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Mrs. Nicole Haught.
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Ahem! Public dis-gays of affection?
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Kind of unprofessional, don't ya think?
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Hi, Bunny.
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So girls, uh,
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Randy Nedley didn't show up
for samba karate this morning.
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- Oh, uh...
- Anyhoo, I gotta fly.
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I gotta go ice my dojo.
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That Sensei Rick is very thorough.
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Bye-bye.
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Wow.
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I kinda miss when she was
too homophobic to over share.
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So, what are you thinking?
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That my mentor, the Sheriff Emeritus,
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Mr. Randy Nedley, often has
one too many Beer Tab Blues
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while out on his
highly illegal fishing hut,
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which I have to pretend I
don't know anything about.
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Still, do you fancy a drive
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to the edge of the Ghost River Triangle?
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Hmm. I thought you'd never ask.
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Oh, also, I picked up the mail.
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Oh, yay! A new postcard from Wynonna.
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Oh, my God.
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It's so funny to think about your sister
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acting all touristy at the place
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where your ancestor made his mark.
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Sounds like she's in a good place.
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What now, Earp?
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Same as always, just have fun out there.
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That's right, pork chop,
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Wynonna Earp. Crazy
chick with a demon killing gun.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Ha!
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Doc!
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This was our play.
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Get caught so you'd
bring us to the one room
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we couldn't breach, your vault.
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You Earp slut!
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Huh. There's that high
tone 'tude they love in hell.
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Which is where I'm about to send you.
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Ahem. Uh, may I?
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I'd rather ya didn't.
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Hi.
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Hello.
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You like that?
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It is always a treat watching
you do what you do best.
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There's one more
thing I'm pretty good at.
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Need I remind you that
we are here to crack a safe?
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You need pants for that?
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- I do not.
- Okay.
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♪ Move it, faster
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♪ Takin' over
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♪ Gettin' bigger
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♪ Comin' closer
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♪ It's the sound of a banging drum ♪
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♪ Taking you by surprise
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♪ It's gonna be wild
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♪ It's gonna be big time
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♪ It's gonna be ♪
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Nedley?
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Mercedes?
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Sheriff Randy Nedley!
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Two whole years runnin' cons
out of the back of a suitcase.
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Mm-hmm. But every dollar we steal...
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Borrow... brings us one step
closer to getting our own farm.
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A place to settle down.
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Bring Alice home from
Aunt Gus' place in Montana.
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- All right, enough math.
- Let's hit the blackjack tables.
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That also requires math.
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Make this wad into a bigger wad.
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The way you play, darlin',
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which is good and roostered,
our wads only get smaller.
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You love me roostered.
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I love you. Full stop.
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Then why are you being such a wad?
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We spent some of this on things you wanted.
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I don't remember
wanting to lose ten grand
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at the tables last month.
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I'm sorry. I'm... I'm tired.
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Boring.
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Oh, come on, I didn't...
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You're not, I didn't mean...
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You're not, you're not, obviously.
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I believe I shall take some air.
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Come on, stay and
take the Earp heir. Again.
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I just need to clear my head.
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Will it be hours or days this time?
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Don't wait up.
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I never do.
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Nedley!
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Oh, Nedley.
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I was too slow. Mercedes.
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It's okay. Hey, hey, hey.
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You're hurt, but you're alive, okay?
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- Wait...
- Stay still.
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Waited for you.
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I knew you would come.
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Okay, shh.
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911, what's your emergency?
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- I need paramedics on Route 72.
- South of town?
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That's right, border of
the Ghost River Triangle.
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- We're on our way.
- Okay. Hey! I found Nedley!
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Attacked by a bear!
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That wasn't a bear.
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Baby girl, did you get my postcard?
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I think Mercedes is dead.
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What do you mean dead?
267
00:17:10,161 --> 00:17:11,796
What do you mean "Earp"?
268
00:17:16,567 --> 00:17:18,536
Okay.
269
00:17:19,170 --> 00:17:22,106
Okay, come on, cowboy, pick up.
270
00:17:23,274 --> 00:17:25,710
Of course.
271
00:17:27,045 --> 00:17:28,913
Do it the old fashioned way.
272
00:17:40,058 --> 00:17:41,559
Okay.
273
00:17:51,502 --> 00:17:52,804
Here I come.
274
00:17:55,573 --> 00:18:01,346
♪ I've got a fever
runnin' like 100 degrees ♪
275
00:18:01,412 --> 00:18:03,648
♪ I am the real thing
276
00:18:03,715 --> 00:18:06,851
♪ Gather 'round and follow my lead ♪
277
00:18:06,918 --> 00:18:13,057
♪ I'm like a bad storm
goin' down in history ♪
278
00:18:14,292 --> 00:18:16,794
♪ Test me and see
279
00:18:16,861 --> 00:18:19,897
♪ You're not gonna wanna mess with me ♪
280
00:18:22,834 --> 00:18:25,670
♪ You just wait, wait and see
281
00:18:28,439 --> 00:18:31,476
♪ You're not gonna wanna mess with me ♪♪
282
00:18:32,910 --> 00:18:35,580
Oh...
283
00:18:53,965 --> 00:18:56,534
The meal earmuffed hello?
284
00:18:56,601 --> 00:18:58,569
I, I was just hoping for a hug.
285
00:18:58,636 --> 00:19:01,506
- You bring donuts?
- I didn't even bring a bra.
286
00:19:03,674 --> 00:19:06,878
Baby girl. Baby girl's woman.
287
00:19:06,944 --> 00:19:08,780
We weren't expecting you so soon.
288
00:19:08,846 --> 00:19:11,115
I drove the Pacomobile all night.
289
00:19:11,182 --> 00:19:12,583
Welcome home, Wynonna.
290
00:19:12,650 --> 00:19:15,086
Oh, I still use these
ribs on the regular.
291
00:19:16,187 --> 00:19:19,056
My hero. The champion.
292
00:19:19,123 --> 00:19:21,092
Fucking Wynonna is fine.
293
00:19:24,962 --> 00:19:26,864
Whoa!
294
00:19:28,065 --> 00:19:30,968
So, you moved the kitchen. Mm-hmm.
295
00:19:31,035 --> 00:19:34,572
It's smart. Turned my
bedroom into a craft room.
296
00:19:34,639 --> 00:19:36,541
Dumb. But since you're renovating,
297
00:19:36,607 --> 00:19:39,944
- I'd also redo the stairs.
- Oh, shut your mouth!
298
00:19:40,011 --> 00:19:43,748
When did Karen from
planet Hobby Lobby move in?
299
00:19:45,383 --> 00:19:46,651
Is that a homophobic typo?
300
00:19:46,717 --> 00:19:48,419
Oh, that's why we got it free.
301
00:19:48,486 --> 00:19:50,888
Reclaimed phrase, reclaimed wood.
302
00:19:50,955 --> 00:19:54,859
Speaking of reclaimed wood, where's Doc?
303
00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:57,862
Where's all my stuff?
304
00:19:58,362 --> 00:20:00,164
Do you mean your weed?
305
00:20:01,966 --> 00:20:03,568
No.
306
00:20:03,634 --> 00:20:05,403
We donated it to the orphanage.
307
00:20:05,470 --> 00:20:07,171
Oh, those kids are gonna get fucked up.
308
00:20:08,473 --> 00:20:11,008
Look at all this stuff! More BBD gak?
309
00:20:11,075 --> 00:20:13,678
Enough googly eyes to
choke an unlicensed daycare.
310
00:20:13,744 --> 00:20:16,013
And honest-to-fuckin' loom!
311
00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:18,583
Jesus, Haught, you should
be keeping my sister busier.
312
00:20:18,649 --> 00:20:21,419
Oh, we maintain a robust schedule.
313
00:20:21,486 --> 00:20:23,588
Yeah, I see that on your chore wheel.
314
00:20:23,654 --> 00:20:25,414
Hey, it's your turn to
clean the baseboards.
315
00:20:25,456 --> 00:20:27,058
Whatever that means in gay.
316
00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:30,695
Lemme guess, box of condoms?
317
00:20:30,761 --> 00:20:32,997
Bup-bup-bup-bah, bup-bah.
318
00:20:33,064 --> 00:20:38,236
That is the Elchur Minificial
Box of Containment.
319
00:20:39,804 --> 00:20:42,907
Well, I can barely
contain how jazzed I am
320
00:20:42,974 --> 00:20:46,110
that my box has to sleep in the barn.
321
00:20:47,245 --> 00:20:49,113
After Mercedes' wake.
322
00:20:52,550 --> 00:20:53,918
How bad was it?
323
00:20:53,985 --> 00:20:57,622
Uh, let's just say there's
not gonna be an open casket.
324
00:20:57,688 --> 00:21:00,491
- So, demons.
- We don't know that.
325
00:21:00,558 --> 00:21:03,027
Nicole, what was left of Mercedes' bits
326
00:21:03,094 --> 00:21:05,096
was used to spell out our last name.
327
00:21:05,162 --> 00:21:07,532
So, unless some enterprising coyote
328
00:21:07,598 --> 00:21:09,300
has taught themselves how to read,
329
00:21:09,367 --> 00:21:12,336
then we need the Earp heir home.
330
00:21:12,403 --> 00:21:13,804
Even if it's a trap?
331
00:21:13,871 --> 00:21:15,806
Especially if it's a trap.
332
00:21:15,873 --> 00:21:18,042
You both have five minutes
to get funeral fabulous.
333
00:21:18,109 --> 00:21:20,578
- Okay.
- Meet you by the demon limo.
334
00:21:20,645 --> 00:21:24,782
The thing that did this is a-fucked!
335
00:21:26,384 --> 00:21:27,919
What?
336
00:21:27,985 --> 00:21:30,388
I just, I wish you would've talked to me
337
00:21:30,454 --> 00:21:32,223
before you called her.
338
00:21:32,290 --> 00:21:35,760
I don't need my wife's
permission to call my sister.
339
00:21:37,295 --> 00:21:39,263
No, I...
340
00:21:39,330 --> 00:21:40,798
What are you gonna wear?
341
00:21:40,865 --> 00:21:44,635
Gotcha two coffees. With extra coffee.
342
00:21:47,405 --> 00:21:48,873
Truce?
343
00:21:50,675 --> 00:21:53,210
Wynonna uh...
344
00:22:05,222 --> 00:22:06,624
Oh, I will be.
345
00:22:06,691 --> 00:22:08,759
And you misspelled trouble.
346
00:22:11,963 --> 00:22:13,664
Hey, this is mid.
347
00:22:14,332 --> 00:22:16,367
Almost forgot about
the Purgatory side eye.
348
00:22:16,434 --> 00:22:19,971
And Mercedes Gardiner
was more midriff than mid.
349
00:22:20,037 --> 00:22:22,340
She would want this to
be a real panty-dropper.
350
00:22:22,406 --> 00:22:23,908
Mah!
351
00:22:24,508 --> 00:22:26,143
- Ooh! Hi, baby.
- Hi.
352
00:22:26,210 --> 00:22:28,479
- Let's get a drink.
- You mean another drink?
353
00:22:28,546 --> 00:22:33,084
Hey! We spent hours trying
to figure out what did this.
354
00:22:33,150 --> 00:22:36,988
And what flavor Pop
Tarts goes best with the gin.
355
00:22:37,054 --> 00:22:39,724
It's frosted strawberry.
356
00:22:39,790 --> 00:22:41,826
Ladies.
357
00:22:41,892 --> 00:22:44,528
You know what? We had
a lot of catching up to do,
358
00:22:44,595 --> 00:22:46,797
so we caught up with the catch up.
359
00:22:46,864 --> 00:22:50,301
Uh yeah, you do you.
360
00:22:50,368 --> 00:22:52,937
- Be right back.
- Baby!
361
00:22:55,172 --> 00:22:59,810
Is it just me or did your
wife get more uptight?
362
00:22:59,877 --> 00:23:01,846
The town is finally thriving.
363
00:23:01,912 --> 00:23:03,648
She just doesn't want things to like...
364
00:23:03,714 --> 00:23:05,082
Oh, 'cause everybody
365
00:23:05,149 --> 00:23:07,952
- here hates me?
- Not the people that matter.
366
00:23:08,019 --> 00:23:10,554
I did a hell of a lot for these numpties.
367
00:23:10,621 --> 00:23:13,491
- I kept you safe from de...
- Deez nuts!
368
00:23:13,557 --> 00:23:16,260
Father Bertucci!
369
00:23:16,327 --> 00:23:18,329
My sweet child.
370
00:23:18,396 --> 00:23:20,097
Wynonna...
371
00:23:22,433 --> 00:23:23,834
You piss in one font.
372
00:23:23,901 --> 00:23:25,670
You did the best you could.
373
00:23:25,736 --> 00:23:27,438
Whatever.
374
00:23:27,505 --> 00:23:28,773
I'm here for her.
375
00:23:28,839 --> 00:23:30,274
She died with her boots on.
376
00:23:30,341 --> 00:23:32,543
Those things are hideous.
377
00:23:32,610 --> 00:23:33,920
Even the bear wouldn't touch them.
378
00:23:33,944 --> 00:23:35,746
Throttle down, Jasmine.
379
00:23:35,813 --> 00:23:37,248
Body's not even cold.
380
00:23:37,314 --> 00:23:38,849
Well, the body's in several pieces.
381
00:23:38,916 --> 00:23:41,385
Yeah, know what that tells me?
382
00:23:41,452 --> 00:23:43,020
She fought like fuck.
383
00:23:43,087 --> 00:23:44,922
Mercedes went down swinging.
384
00:23:44,989 --> 00:23:46,857
What a crazy, awesome bitch.
385
00:23:46,924 --> 00:23:49,794
Mercedes thought she was
such hot shit since high school.
386
00:23:49,860 --> 00:23:51,696
Yeah, takes shit to know shit.
387
00:23:51,762 --> 00:23:54,265
- You saying you're shit?
- Don't twist her words!
388
00:23:54,331 --> 00:23:56,634
I wasn't there for much of high school.
389
00:23:56,701 --> 00:23:59,036
Left to major in jello shots and juvie.
390
00:23:59,103 --> 00:24:01,806
Got exiled to the
Hanley Home for Girls, first.
391
00:24:01,872 --> 00:24:03,908
We got up to some wild there, eh, Wynonna?
392
00:24:03,974 --> 00:24:06,510
I minored in childhood trauma, Sheree.
393
00:24:06,577 --> 00:24:07,812
It's all a bit hazy.
394
00:24:07,878 --> 00:24:10,247
The three of us, and Penny Kessley.
395
00:24:11,982 --> 00:24:13,584
We were kinda mean to you.
396
00:24:13,651 --> 00:24:15,186
It was a long time ago.
397
00:24:15,252 --> 00:24:16,954
Where is Penny?
398
00:24:17,021 --> 00:24:18,956
Probably couldn't get a sitter.
399
00:24:19,023 --> 00:24:21,025
Her kid's dad is being such a tool.
400
00:24:21,092 --> 00:24:23,003
You know, Wynonna's
got a great system for dealing
401
00:24:23,027 --> 00:24:25,563
with bad dads, claim it was demons
402
00:24:25,629 --> 00:24:26,731
and shoot them in the back.
403
00:24:26,797 --> 00:24:28,466
After you.
404
00:24:28,532 --> 00:24:31,268
Now someone's 'bout
to get punched in the front.
405
00:24:31,335 --> 00:24:32,770
Stop.
406
00:24:32,837 --> 00:24:35,106
So, Wynonna's home.
407
00:24:35,506 --> 00:24:38,442
Oh, yeah. She always
knew how to make an entrance.
408
00:24:39,043 --> 00:24:40,377
Oh, you sound jealous.
409
00:24:40,444 --> 00:24:44,615
Oh, come on, she's
wild, I'm mild. It works.
410
00:24:44,682 --> 00:24:46,450
Yeah.
411
00:24:46,517 --> 00:24:48,486
Friendships are like that.
412
00:24:49,153 --> 00:24:52,990
Mercedes could barely
keep up with this rizz.
413
00:24:54,525 --> 00:24:56,026
I-I got your text.
414
00:24:56,093 --> 00:24:57,862
I don't really understand what...
415
00:24:57,928 --> 00:25:00,731
pineapple, pineapple, robot emoji means.
416
00:25:00,798 --> 00:25:03,701
It means I got a broken wing
417
00:25:03,768 --> 00:25:05,836
and I don't text good.
418
00:25:07,505 --> 00:25:09,406
I'm just glad you're okay.
419
00:25:09,473 --> 00:25:12,042
I don't feel okay.
420
00:25:12,109 --> 00:25:13,744
And I don't remember much,
421
00:25:13,811 --> 00:25:15,155
including what the perp looked like,
422
00:25:15,179 --> 00:25:16,547
so don't bother asking me.
423
00:25:16,614 --> 00:25:19,250
You kidding? It's a
miracle you're even upright.
424
00:25:19,316 --> 00:25:21,418
Gave you enough drugs to knock out Iowa.
425
00:25:21,485 --> 00:25:24,388
Huh. Opiates don't work on me anymore.
426
00:25:24,455 --> 00:25:27,291
I passed 17 kidney stones in four years.
427
00:25:29,493 --> 00:25:30,895
It's chilly out.
428
00:25:30,961 --> 00:25:33,831
There's a cold front rolling in.
429
00:25:34,999 --> 00:25:37,701
There's a rum punch,
and they got the game on.
430
00:25:38,102 --> 00:25:41,572
Can't quite bring myself to go in there.
431
00:25:42,072 --> 00:25:47,211
Hey, hey, none of this is your fault.
432
00:25:48,112 --> 00:25:51,015
Twenty years ago, I would
a gotten to the truck faster,
433
00:25:51,081 --> 00:25:54,718
I would a had that
shotgun in the hut with me.
434
00:25:54,785 --> 00:25:57,054
Younger me might've saved her.
435
00:25:57,121 --> 00:25:59,456
Yeah well, a younger you
wouldn't have been friends
436
00:25:59,523 --> 00:26:01,725
with the likes of Mercedes.
437
00:26:01,792 --> 00:26:03,360
That counts.
438
00:26:07,298 --> 00:26:10,801
Nicole, Purgatory hasn't lost anyone
439
00:26:10,868 --> 00:26:13,270
for a long time in this way.
440
00:26:14,271 --> 00:26:16,373
I got it covered. All right?
441
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:18,676
I've been telling everyone
it was an animal attack.
442
00:26:18,742 --> 00:26:22,813
Oh, careful. Careful, Sheriff Haught.
443
00:26:23,380 --> 00:26:27,051
I lied to everybody for 30 years
about what goes on around here.
444
00:26:27,117 --> 00:26:29,987
To keep them safe.
445
00:26:31,388 --> 00:26:33,357
I was scared.
446
00:26:34,859 --> 00:26:36,427
Don't be like me.
447
00:26:36,493 --> 00:26:40,231
Don't confuse protecting
people with deciding for them.
448
00:26:40,297 --> 00:26:43,367
This is just, it's a blip.
449
00:26:43,434 --> 00:26:45,736
Whatever happens next, I can handle it.
450
00:26:47,071 --> 00:26:49,907
Bottle, you numpty!
451
00:26:49,974 --> 00:26:51,542
You better start
452
00:26:51,609 --> 00:26:53,210
with the sinner sisters.
453
00:27:00,351 --> 00:27:03,020
Keep my sister's name
out of your viper mouth.
454
00:27:03,087 --> 00:27:04,855
She went from Pop Tarts to poppin' tarts.
455
00:27:04,922 --> 00:27:07,358
Okay, that is enough!
456
00:27:07,424 --> 00:27:09,593
I can take the littlest lesbian.
457
00:27:09,660 --> 00:27:12,029
She's bisexual, you muppet.
458
00:27:12,096 --> 00:27:13,831
I actually identify as pansexual now.
459
00:27:13,898 --> 00:27:15,566
Aw, baby girl, your journey.
460
00:27:15,633 --> 00:27:17,434
My god, you stupid Earps!
461
00:27:17,501 --> 00:27:19,637
You both are going home right now.
462
00:27:19,703 --> 00:27:20,871
I'm calling you a cab.
463
00:27:20,938 --> 00:27:22,006
Shotgun!
464
00:27:22,072 --> 00:27:24,041
No way, I get car sick in the back!
465
00:27:24,108 --> 00:27:26,377
Oh, but don't worry,
I'm gonna be up all night
466
00:27:26,443 --> 00:27:28,045
filing a report
467
00:27:28,112 --> 00:27:31,015
about why there was a
battle royale at a wake.
468
00:27:31,081 --> 00:27:34,451
Just as Mercedes would have wanted-ah!
469
00:27:34,518 --> 00:27:36,787
- Wynonna...
- Your mom's mad, dude.
470
00:27:36,854 --> 00:27:39,390
No way. She loves paperwork.
471
00:27:39,456 --> 00:27:41,058
And I love her.
472
00:27:41,125 --> 00:27:43,627
- Mah!
- Okay, out!
473
00:27:48,165 --> 00:27:49,300
Don't worry everybody.
474
00:27:49,366 --> 00:27:52,503
It's uh, it's all uphill from here.
475
00:28:06,884 --> 00:28:08,419
Ahem.
476
00:28:08,485 --> 00:28:09,954
Oh, I'm...
477
00:28:10,020 --> 00:28:12,856
Working after hours.
478
00:28:12,923 --> 00:28:15,225
All by your lonesome.
479
00:28:16,093 --> 00:28:17,528
That's Nedley's lucky bandana.
480
00:28:17,594 --> 00:28:23,000
He certainly was luckier
than, uh... Mercedes.
481
00:28:26,003 --> 00:28:29,106
- Hands up, now!
- Or what?
482
00:28:29,173 --> 00:28:31,208
Or I blow them off your wrists.
483
00:28:39,883 --> 00:28:41,986
I'm the sheriff of Purgatory.
484
00:28:42,052 --> 00:28:44,421
Well, you're a lot more
than that, Nicole Haught.
485
00:28:44,488 --> 00:28:47,925
You're Wynonna Earp's best friend.
486
00:28:47,992 --> 00:28:49,760
Oh!
487
00:28:59,970 --> 00:29:01,739
Ah...
488
00:29:03,907 --> 00:29:05,576
What do you want with Wynonna?
489
00:29:05,642 --> 00:29:09,513
Revenge, payback, the whole Moby Dick.
490
00:29:09,580 --> 00:29:11,949
Oh yeah, you certainly
seem like a dick, all right.
491
00:29:12,016 --> 00:29:14,651
Okay, okay, we can trade quips later.
492
00:29:14,718 --> 00:29:16,420
Right now, I need the first
493
00:29:16,487 --> 00:29:18,255
of three precious things from you.
494
00:29:18,322 --> 00:29:20,524
Number one, your wedding ring.
495
00:29:24,161 --> 00:29:26,330
Over my dead body.
496
00:29:27,164 --> 00:29:32,169
Get out of my head.
497
00:29:49,053 --> 00:29:50,521
Oh...
498
00:29:51,455 --> 00:29:52,756
Ow!
499
00:29:53,557 --> 00:29:54,858
What do you want?
500
00:29:54,925 --> 00:29:58,796
Doesn't anyone listen around here?
501
00:29:58,862 --> 00:30:00,431
Ah!
502
00:30:02,266 --> 00:30:07,471
Your ring and revenge.
503
00:30:20,050 --> 00:30:22,920
Revenge is overrated. I should know.
504
00:30:22,986 --> 00:30:25,823
Doc.
505
00:30:27,191 --> 00:30:29,626
And that's my cue.
506
00:30:30,094 --> 00:30:31,728
Next stop,
507
00:30:31,795 --> 00:30:34,164
Wynonna's teen trauma.
508
00:30:34,231 --> 00:30:38,202
Hugs and kisses to Dawson's Freak.
509
00:30:44,174 --> 00:30:46,043
And that was confusing.
510
00:30:46,110 --> 00:30:49,513
And painful. Ah!
511
00:30:49,947 --> 00:30:51,281
I saw the light on
512
00:30:51,348 --> 00:30:53,917
and I knew the best lawman
that Purgatory's ever known
513
00:30:53,984 --> 00:30:55,385
was burning the midnight candle.
514
00:30:55,452 --> 00:30:57,855
Or fighting a particularly comely demon.
515
00:30:57,921 --> 00:31:00,924
Yeah, well it was either
her or the Earp sisters.
516
00:31:00,991 --> 00:31:02,993
They're also on my shit list. Ow...
517
00:31:03,060 --> 00:31:04,928
So, business as usual.
518
00:31:05,362 --> 00:31:07,264
This one feels personal.
519
00:31:14,571 --> 00:31:16,940
Haven't been that drunk in ages.
520
00:31:17,007 --> 00:31:18,709
It was long overdue.
521
00:31:19,476 --> 00:31:21,411
Like a lot of things.
522
00:31:22,312 --> 00:31:24,148
But these blankets smell like horse.
523
00:31:24,214 --> 00:31:25,716
When's the last time you washed 'em?
524
00:31:25,782 --> 00:31:28,218
I'm pretty sure that's
your old leather jacket.
525
00:31:28,285 --> 00:31:31,088
- More whiskey?
- No, I'm good.
526
00:31:31,155 --> 00:31:34,691
- But you're better bad.
- Hmm. Bad influence.
527
00:31:36,793 --> 00:31:38,562
Nicole will be fine. Ah.
528
00:31:38,629 --> 00:31:41,298
Kinda thought she'd
be more jazzed to see me.
529
00:31:42,299 --> 00:31:43,467
Wynonna Earp,
530
00:31:43,534 --> 00:31:46,036
feeling guilty and turning down hooch.
531
00:31:46,103 --> 00:31:47,638
Doc's got you tamed.
532
00:31:47,704 --> 00:31:53,277
Look, if anything, Doc thinks I am a lot.
533
00:31:53,343 --> 00:31:54,945
There's no way.
534
00:31:55,012 --> 00:31:56,446
I don't know.
535
00:31:57,381 --> 00:31:59,783
Keeps disappearing for hours at a time.
536
00:32:00,751 --> 00:32:02,886
I mean, we're still the
best. We're still the best
537
00:32:02,953 --> 00:32:06,823
- when we're fighting or fucking.
- Roger that.
538
00:32:07,491 --> 00:32:11,094
But when we have
to stop running and talk,
539
00:32:11,161 --> 00:32:13,430
it's just never been our strong suit.
540
00:32:15,265 --> 00:32:17,301
We're saving up to buy a place.
541
00:32:17,935 --> 00:32:20,938
Alice is five now.
542
00:32:21,371 --> 00:32:23,173
A little kid who could use a mom.
543
00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:25,642
But she has one, Aunt Gus.
544
00:32:25,709 --> 00:32:28,278
You deserve to be happy, Wynonna.
545
00:32:29,213 --> 00:32:33,317
I am happy knowing my daughter is safe.
546
00:32:33,383 --> 00:32:35,586
I can't even keep my baby
sister from getting jumped
547
00:32:35,652 --> 00:32:37,921
by some group home
skanks. How would Doc and I
548
00:32:37,988 --> 00:32:39,356
protect a kid?
549
00:32:39,423 --> 00:32:41,491
With your whole heart.
550
00:32:42,626 --> 00:32:44,861
You have to tell your person how you feel.
551
00:32:45,696 --> 00:32:46,696
You first.
552
00:32:46,730 --> 00:32:49,967
What? What's that supposed to mean?
553
00:32:53,203 --> 00:32:55,105
You've been working police dispatch.
554
00:32:55,172 --> 00:32:56,473
Yes.
555
00:32:56,540 --> 00:32:58,842
And Chrissy's coffee bar.
556
00:32:59,443 --> 00:33:01,411
Volunteering at the old folks' home.
557
00:33:01,478 --> 00:33:03,647
With the occasional
shift at the Cat Café.
558
00:33:03,714 --> 00:33:05,616
Though tending pussy's more of a hobby.
559
00:33:05,682 --> 00:33:08,218
Don't change the subject
with a hilarious off color joke.
560
00:33:08,285 --> 00:33:10,520
That's my move.
561
00:33:10,587 --> 00:33:13,257
You've also developed
a crippling craft addiction
562
00:33:13,323 --> 00:33:15,559
that has robbed me of a bedroom.
563
00:33:15,626 --> 00:33:17,261
Now who's running in place?
564
00:33:17,327 --> 00:33:19,096
What else am I supposed
to do around here?
565
00:33:19,162 --> 00:33:21,465
Literally anything you want.
566
00:33:21,898 --> 00:33:23,800
Jeremy has been calling.
567
00:33:23,867 --> 00:33:26,570
He wants me to join him overseas.
568
00:33:26,637 --> 00:33:28,872
Restructure the Black Badge Division.
569
00:33:28,939 --> 00:33:31,541
That's your future
right there, baby girl.
570
00:33:31,608 --> 00:33:34,011
I... I can't leave Nicole.
571
00:33:34,077 --> 00:33:35,979
Leaving doesn't mean forever.
572
00:33:36,046 --> 00:33:38,482
I'm puddin' proof of that, baby.
573
00:33:38,548 --> 00:33:40,217
Nicole's no stranger to ambition,
574
00:33:40,284 --> 00:33:42,419
and she's not selfish.
575
00:33:42,486 --> 00:33:44,354
Gingerdread can take care of herself.
576
00:33:49,126 --> 00:33:50,961
Little help?
577
00:33:52,029 --> 00:33:54,498
- She took your ring?
- Your wedding ring?
578
00:33:54,564 --> 00:33:55,932
Baby, it's just a broken finger.
579
00:33:55,999 --> 00:33:58,902
She broke your
finger? I love that finger.
580
00:33:58,969 --> 00:34:01,209
You're gonna have to get
creative with your sex lives.
581
00:34:01,271 --> 00:34:03,407
Park their melting moments for a spell.
582
00:34:03,473 --> 00:34:05,108
Switch to toes for a few weeks.
583
00:34:05,742 --> 00:34:08,478
It's not the primary digit for that.
584
00:34:08,545 --> 00:34:10,180
Digit get a look at this asshole?
585
00:34:10,247 --> 00:34:13,417
Big blonde mane, fit. Tentacle powers.
586
00:34:13,483 --> 00:34:15,819
- She is hard to miss.
- But you did miss.
587
00:34:15,886 --> 00:34:17,387
No, I aimed true.
588
00:34:17,454 --> 00:34:19,256
My bullets did nothing.
589
00:34:19,323 --> 00:34:21,491
- So, a demon.
- A demon who would've killed me
590
00:34:21,558 --> 00:34:23,670
- if Doc hadn't have shown up.
- It is the ideal finger
591
00:34:23,694 --> 00:34:26,697
- to lose if you had to choose.
- I did not get to choose.
592
00:34:26,763 --> 00:34:29,733
Well, it sounds like
Octobussy will be easy to find.
593
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:33,136
Most people think the
pinky finger is superfluous.
594
00:34:33,670 --> 00:34:37,140
But you need it. Yep, for balance.
595
00:34:41,078 --> 00:34:43,480
Sounds wrong to say
this exactly right now,
596
00:34:43,547 --> 00:34:46,216
but I've missed this.
597
00:34:46,283 --> 00:34:47,784
The batshittery of our lives.
598
00:34:47,851 --> 00:34:50,620
The batshittery of you girls.
599
00:34:51,588 --> 00:34:53,256
Now it feels less like a reunion
600
00:34:53,323 --> 00:34:56,493
and more like a reboot.
601
00:34:56,893 --> 00:34:59,096
Well, I'd like to reboot
this demon and her cooch.
602
00:34:59,162 --> 00:35:01,531
- She's gathering items.
- My ring was just the first.
603
00:35:01,598 --> 00:35:03,533
She said she needs three precious things.
604
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:06,636
Wynonna, she called you Dawson's Freak.
605
00:35:07,237 --> 00:35:08,972
What did you say?
606
00:35:10,407 --> 00:35:12,609
And I did manage to
swipe this off her wrist.
607
00:35:12,676 --> 00:35:15,078
It's a friendship bracelet
with Waverly's name on it.
608
00:35:15,145 --> 00:35:17,814
My name but not my bracelet.
609
00:35:18,315 --> 00:35:20,150
When I was six years old, I... I made it.
610
00:35:20,217 --> 00:35:21,885
For me.
611
00:35:27,457 --> 00:35:29,126
Hang on. I got it.
612
00:35:29,192 --> 00:35:31,928
Not you, Henry. We're talkin'.
613
00:35:32,629 --> 00:35:34,965
Oh, Jerusalem's crickets.
614
00:35:35,565 --> 00:35:37,734
- It was 20 years ago.
- The day I lost this bracelet.
615
00:35:37,801 --> 00:35:40,937
I was 15 years old living
in a shitty group home,
616
00:35:41,004 --> 00:35:42,572
Hanly's Wayward Girls.
617
00:35:42,639 --> 00:35:44,474
I was so determined to show them.
618
00:35:44,541 --> 00:35:45,742
Them who?
619
00:35:45,809 --> 00:35:47,544
The other Dawson's Freaks.
620
00:35:47,611 --> 00:35:49,613
That's what we called ourselves.
621
00:35:53,950 --> 00:35:55,385
Holy shit.
622
00:35:55,452 --> 00:35:56,853
Seriously, Wynonna,
623
00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:59,389
this place is even
creepier than I imagined.
624
00:35:59,456 --> 00:36:01,458
No wonder you're so fucking weird.
625
00:36:01,525 --> 00:36:03,560
Stop pooping in your low rise jeans.
626
00:36:03,627 --> 00:36:05,729
If you're that scared, we can jet.
627
00:36:05,796 --> 00:36:07,697
I'm bored and I'm cold.
628
00:36:07,764 --> 00:36:10,600
I thought we'd at least do
it inside the murder house.
629
00:36:10,667 --> 00:36:13,069
It's not a murder house,
it's a murder home.
630
00:36:13,136 --> 00:36:14,604
Cute.
631
00:36:14,671 --> 00:36:17,507
Wyatt Earp took this
lasso from the old west sheriff
632
00:36:17,574 --> 00:36:20,677
who put a curse on him, the demon Clootie.
633
00:36:20,744 --> 00:36:23,046
My clootie is itchy.
634
00:36:23,613 --> 00:36:25,816
And ammolite is the hell mineral.
635
00:36:25,882 --> 00:36:28,852
Bedrock surrounding the
homestead is loaded with it.
636
00:36:28,919 --> 00:36:31,688
- This is a load all right.
- Look, Penny, Jasmine, Sheree,
637
00:36:31,755 --> 00:36:33,957
you all wanted me to prove it.
638
00:36:34,024 --> 00:36:37,527
But this land, my family,
the curse, that is all real.
639
00:36:37,594 --> 00:36:39,930
All right. Keep your tampon in.
640
00:36:39,996 --> 00:36:41,264
It has to be now.
641
00:36:41,331 --> 00:36:42,699
Today's the only day we can do it.
642
00:36:42,766 --> 00:36:46,403
- Thursday?
- Time of the hunger moon.
643
00:36:46,470 --> 00:36:47,871
That's so not a thing.
644
00:36:47,938 --> 00:36:50,507
The Blackfoot call it Ka'toyi.
645
00:36:50,574 --> 00:36:52,709
When the veil between
Earth and the underworld
646
00:36:52,776 --> 00:36:53,844
is at its thinnest.
647
00:36:53,910 --> 00:36:56,780
And all your energy turns to survival.
648
00:36:57,280 --> 00:36:58,815
Sure, Wynonna.
649
00:37:00,550 --> 00:37:02,652
So, is this really
where you shot your dad?
650
00:37:02,719 --> 00:37:04,855
I was aiming for the
ghouls who grabbed him.
651
00:37:08,091 --> 00:37:09,192
But yeah.
652
00:37:09,259 --> 00:37:12,062
You actually believe
demons did it, don't you?
653
00:37:12,128 --> 00:37:15,265
They've been coming for
me and my own my whole life.
654
00:37:16,933 --> 00:37:19,870
Revenis ad se ostendendum invocamus.
655
00:37:19,936 --> 00:37:23,406
In no mine Clootie. In no mine Earp.
656
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:38,088
It's the cops. We gotta bail.
657
00:37:38,154 --> 00:37:40,223
Wait, my bracelet. My
baby sister made me that!
658
00:37:40,290 --> 00:37:42,492
Who cares? We're busted. Okay, come out
659
00:37:42,559 --> 00:37:43,827
of there with your hands up.
660
00:37:43,894 --> 00:37:46,329
You're all under arrest for trespassing.
661
00:37:47,597 --> 00:37:49,332
And that was it for me from there on out.
662
00:37:49,399 --> 00:37:52,736
It was all mental institutions
and juvie 'til I turned 18.
663
00:37:53,270 --> 00:37:55,105
Now it turns out that
wasn't my only fuck up.
664
00:37:55,171 --> 00:37:57,073
We must have conjured up a demon after all.
665
00:37:57,140 --> 00:37:59,476
But okay, what's it
doing here 20 years later?
666
00:37:59,543 --> 00:38:01,678
The hunger moon is in two days.
667
00:38:02,612 --> 00:38:04,748
We've got everything this
demon wants right here.
668
00:38:04,814 --> 00:38:06,254
- On the homestead?
- Of course not.
669
00:38:06,283 --> 00:38:08,218
Demons can't get past the ammolite bedrock.
670
00:38:08,285 --> 00:38:09,119
Yeah, well, guess what?
671
00:38:09,185 --> 00:38:10,954
This bitch doesn't play by the rules.
672
00:38:11,021 --> 00:38:13,156
She wants some second magical item.
673
00:38:13,223 --> 00:38:14,958
Baby brainy girl can figure out what it is.
674
00:38:15,025 --> 00:38:16,369
It's gonna be somewhere in Purgatory.
675
00:38:16,393 --> 00:38:18,495
No, no, no, you're not
gonna use my town as bait.
676
00:38:18,562 --> 00:38:20,430
- Or my wife.
- Why?
677
00:38:20,497 --> 00:38:21,841
'Cause you're the only one who gets to keep
678
00:38:21,865 --> 00:38:24,267
- Waverly on the hook?
- What's that supposed to mean?
679
00:38:24,334 --> 00:38:27,637
Despite bad circumstances,
I'm simply delighted to see you.
680
00:38:27,704 --> 00:38:29,472
- Hmm.
- And your new hairdo
681
00:38:29,539 --> 00:38:31,074
is so fetching.
682
00:38:31,474 --> 00:38:34,010
That is for whoring, and gambling,
683
00:38:34,077 --> 00:38:35,812
and leaving Wynonna alone at night.
684
00:38:35,879 --> 00:38:37,881
Most evenings I simply walk.
685
00:38:37,948 --> 00:38:39,683
I do some birdwatching.
686
00:38:39,749 --> 00:38:42,519
But you must see the
fresh fire in Wynonna's eyes
687
00:38:42,586 --> 00:38:44,154
in the face of all this.
688
00:38:45,522 --> 00:38:49,025
Two years ago, she ran away
with me expecting a circus.
689
00:38:49,092 --> 00:38:52,362
So, I must feign to let
the tiger out now and then.
690
00:38:53,863 --> 00:38:55,732
The woman I love is...
691
00:38:57,334 --> 00:38:59,202
she's addicted to calamity.
692
00:39:00,403 --> 00:39:02,172
She does get easily bored.
693
00:39:02,973 --> 00:39:05,775
Yeah, well, the last thing
that I want is Wynonna Earp
694
00:39:05,842 --> 00:39:08,144
to get bored of me.
695
00:39:08,211 --> 00:39:09,846
But you've changed.
696
00:39:10,547 --> 00:39:12,649
Change is natural.
697
00:39:12,716 --> 00:39:15,085
So, why should it feel like a betrayal?
698
00:39:16,486 --> 00:39:18,722
Is that Megan Thee Stallion?
699
00:39:18,788 --> 00:39:20,757
She's so good.
700
00:39:20,824 --> 00:39:22,201
You know, the first time I pressed play
701
00:39:22,225 --> 00:39:24,260
I was expecting something different.
702
00:39:24,327 --> 00:39:27,764
Well, anxiety aside, it must be tiring.
703
00:39:28,765 --> 00:39:30,200
I will never tire
704
00:39:30,266 --> 00:39:32,936
loving the wildest stallion of them all.
705
00:39:33,003 --> 00:39:36,172
Mustang. Stallions are boys.
706
00:39:36,239 --> 00:39:37,874
Waverly Earp, are you attempting
707
00:39:37,941 --> 00:39:39,609
to school me on the ponies?
708
00:39:39,676 --> 00:39:41,978
I mean,
709
00:39:42,045 --> 00:39:44,914
even though he's been
dead to the world for centuries,
710
00:39:44,981 --> 00:39:48,251
you still have to play Doc Holliday
711
00:39:48,318 --> 00:39:49,919
instead of just being Henry.
712
00:39:49,986 --> 00:39:52,222
You could try not being a dick.
713
00:39:53,289 --> 00:39:54,524
But I wouldn't bet on it.
714
00:39:56,159 --> 00:39:58,928
Can't protect this place or Waverly
715
00:39:58,995 --> 00:40:00,764
by making them smaller.
716
00:40:00,830 --> 00:40:02,541
Well, I mean, you can't just show up here
717
00:40:02,565 --> 00:40:04,000
and destroy everything we've built
718
00:40:04,067 --> 00:40:06,136
because you seanced a little too hard
719
00:40:06,202 --> 00:40:07,137
when you were 15.
720
00:40:07,203 --> 00:40:09,072
If you really wanted to secure Purgatory,
721
00:40:09,139 --> 00:40:10,940
you'd tell them we're under demon attack.
722
00:40:11,007 --> 00:40:12,985
I'm not gonna tell a
bunch of people to stop living
723
00:40:13,009 --> 00:40:15,545
their lives just 'cause I can't
keep some fentanyl creeping in.
724
00:40:15,612 --> 00:40:16,956
Am I the fentanyl in this scenario?
725
00:40:16,980 --> 00:40:18,982
At least fentanyl takes away your pain.
726
00:40:21,851 --> 00:40:23,953
Wynonna, I would literally kill for you,
727
00:40:24,020 --> 00:40:25,855
but the chaos that you bring.
728
00:40:25,922 --> 00:40:27,166
Waverly could use a little chaos
729
00:40:27,190 --> 00:40:29,759
if it means a chance to spread her wings.
730
00:40:29,826 --> 00:40:31,661
She needs more than hot sex and crochet.
731
00:40:31,728 --> 00:40:34,197
Lately, she can hardly
hold back her more,
732
00:40:34,264 --> 00:40:36,099
especially when she is stressed out.
733
00:40:36,166 --> 00:40:37,667
I mean, and nothing stresses her out
734
00:40:37,734 --> 00:40:39,969
- more than her big sister.
- Wasted potential?
735
00:40:43,373 --> 00:40:48,411
You should have a little
more faith in me and your wife.
736
00:40:51,047 --> 00:40:52,649
God forbid Wynonna Earp
737
00:40:52,716 --> 00:40:53,883
doesn't get what she wants.
738
00:40:53,950 --> 00:40:55,452
Yeah, I'd like for you to pull that
739
00:40:55,518 --> 00:40:56,720
judgment stick outta your a...
740
00:40:56,786 --> 00:40:59,389
Ladies, we have company.
741
00:40:59,456 --> 00:41:00,957
Not this guac of shit.
742
00:41:01,024 --> 00:41:02,992
Did you bring me my points card?
743
00:41:03,059 --> 00:41:05,862
- I ate your chalupa.
- May I introduce...
744
00:41:05,929 --> 00:41:08,665
- Agent Lafferty.
- Agent?
745
00:41:08,732 --> 00:41:10,333
I was undercover at the Daisy Casino
746
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:14,437
trying to bag the big boss
when you and Wynonna...
747
00:41:14,504 --> 00:41:15,681
Though I'm not sure how you got
748
00:41:15,705 --> 00:41:17,640
the drop on Paco, given he was a...
749
00:41:17,707 --> 00:41:19,542
- Asshole?
- A demon.
750
00:41:21,277 --> 00:41:23,379
I mean, that seemed pretty far-fetched.
751
00:41:23,446 --> 00:41:26,249
You know what? You can
drop the act. I'm one of you.
752
00:41:28,618 --> 00:41:30,153
Black Badge.
753
00:41:32,922 --> 00:41:34,066
It's a cross-border task force
754
00:41:34,090 --> 00:41:35,959
that investigates the paranormal.
755
00:41:36,860 --> 00:41:38,495
- Yeah.
- Chief Chetri recruited me
756
00:41:38,561 --> 00:41:41,531
after he heard I encountered
your work in Tombstone.
757
00:41:41,598 --> 00:41:42,838
Wants me to keep an eye on you.
758
00:41:42,899 --> 00:41:45,168
Jeremy told you to
follow us to Purgatory?
759
00:41:45,235 --> 00:41:47,036
Oh, I figured out where you went
760
00:41:47,103 --> 00:41:48,972
when I cased your hotel.
761
00:41:49,038 --> 00:41:50,807
Found your little note to Doc.
762
00:41:50,874 --> 00:41:53,409
- That was private.
- You misspelled trouble.
763
00:41:53,476 --> 00:41:55,145
And that's judgy.
764
00:42:01,084 --> 00:42:03,019
- I'd like answers.
- Well, I'd like to be back
765
00:42:03,086 --> 00:42:05,021
in the middle of the threesome in Chicago.
766
00:42:05,088 --> 00:42:08,158
I'll repeat to you now
what I said to Doc then,
767
00:42:08,224 --> 00:42:11,060
"Sheath your piece. It's
not a shooting contest."
768
00:42:12,729 --> 00:42:15,899
- Come on, calm your casino tits.
- We just fixed the beams.
769
00:42:15,965 --> 00:42:18,368
This is serious. You're
acting like children.
770
00:42:18,434 --> 00:42:21,938
I am tired of busting cut rate
mobsters on misdemeanors
771
00:42:22,005 --> 00:42:24,340
and I'm tired of pretending
I didn't see something
772
00:42:24,407 --> 00:42:26,843
with red eyes and wings
attack my little brother
773
00:42:26,910 --> 00:42:29,179
while we were hiking up Humphrey's Peak.
774
00:42:32,782 --> 00:42:34,150
I'm hungry,
775
00:42:34,217 --> 00:42:36,319
and I wanna be a part of something bigger.
776
00:42:40,790 --> 00:42:42,292
Regardless.
777
00:42:43,526 --> 00:42:44,928
Three Rs?
778
00:42:46,496 --> 00:42:48,598
- Two.
- Fuck.
779
00:42:49,299 --> 00:42:51,801
We don't need any outside help.
780
00:42:51,868 --> 00:42:54,037
We need all the help we can get.
781
00:42:54,103 --> 00:42:56,239
- This thing is built different.
- And so am I.
782
00:42:56,306 --> 00:42:58,274
- We need guns.
- We've got Peacemaker.
783
00:42:58,341 --> 00:43:01,444
- Wynonna, you didn't see her.
- And she hasn't seen me.
784
00:43:01,511 --> 00:43:02,846
Okay, enough.
785
00:43:03,413 --> 00:43:06,049
Nicole just lost my third favorite finger,
786
00:43:06,115 --> 00:43:07,884
and with Jer Bear gone,
787
00:43:07,951 --> 00:43:10,053
Mercedes dead,
788
00:43:10,119 --> 00:43:11,855
Nedley out of commission.
789
00:43:11,921 --> 00:43:13,890
Seems like you're running out of allies.
790
00:43:21,531 --> 00:43:23,066
Fine.
791
00:43:23,833 --> 00:43:25,268
But...
792
00:43:25,335 --> 00:43:29,405
I'm not babysitting Kid Cock... y.
793
00:43:29,806 --> 00:43:32,508
Welcome to the squad, Agent Lafferty.
794
00:43:32,575 --> 00:43:34,110
Happy to be here.
795
00:43:34,177 --> 00:43:36,145
This is just a tryout.
796
00:43:38,882 --> 00:43:40,583
And this is the plan.
797
00:43:42,218 --> 00:43:45,154
I will case the Hanly Home
for Wayward Girls for clues.
798
00:43:45,221 --> 00:43:47,257
Nicole and Waverly will
stay where they're safe,
799
00:43:47,323 --> 00:43:49,025
right here. Hey!
800
00:43:49,092 --> 00:43:50,793
You need to research what we conjured up
801
00:43:50,860 --> 00:43:52,161
and what this ring wraith wants
802
00:43:52,228 --> 00:43:54,330
besides a lesbian's golden hoop.
803
00:43:54,898 --> 00:43:58,101
Meanwhile, the boys will dig
up the totally unnecessary stash
804
00:43:58,167 --> 00:44:00,803
of old Black Badge weapons. Just in case.
805
00:44:01,337 --> 00:44:03,506
I hid the munitions out here
806
00:44:03,573 --> 00:44:07,110
after I liberated them from an old friend.
807
00:44:07,176 --> 00:44:11,447
He too... was from Arizona.
808
00:44:11,514 --> 00:44:14,550
One man's trash is another man's TNT.
809
00:44:14,617 --> 00:44:17,854
"Ballad of Holliday's
Gold". I'd watch that movie.
810
00:44:17,921 --> 00:44:20,723
Alas, this is not a film.
811
00:44:21,958 --> 00:44:24,594
All right, M240 Bravo,
812
00:44:24,661 --> 00:44:26,462
scalable hand grenades.
813
00:44:27,163 --> 00:44:29,866
Ooh, boy howdy,
814
00:44:29,933 --> 00:44:33,403
desert eagle in onyx
with a holographic sight.
815
00:44:41,010 --> 00:44:42,478
Not too shabby.
816
00:44:42,545 --> 00:44:44,681
Ah, better than that.
817
00:44:44,747 --> 00:44:46,282
Come on, Holliday,
818
00:44:46,349 --> 00:44:49,319
when's the last time you
proved your mettle, huh?
819
00:44:50,253 --> 00:44:53,856
Might be best to test
the floor before the war,
820
00:44:53,923 --> 00:44:55,591
as Wynonna would say.
821
00:44:56,326 --> 00:44:57,794
That girl's always in your head.
822
00:44:57,860 --> 00:44:59,362
And my heart.
823
00:45:02,565 --> 00:45:05,902
- Need to stretch first?
- Maybe a baby aspirin?
824
00:45:05,969 --> 00:45:08,338
Well, you know what they say.
825
00:45:09,238 --> 00:45:11,007
Age before beauty.
826
00:45:11,074 --> 00:45:14,644
As I have both, I went first.
827
00:45:14,711 --> 00:45:15,845
Well.
828
00:45:15,912 --> 00:45:18,181
Well, I looked her up.
829
00:45:18,247 --> 00:45:21,317
She's got a criminal record
longer than a CVS receipt.
830
00:45:21,384 --> 00:45:24,854
She can hold her liquor,
though not her temper.
831
00:45:27,824 --> 00:45:29,492
You aim to put a spoke in my tire
832
00:45:29,559 --> 00:45:32,595
so my shootin' ends up in a ditch.
833
00:45:36,299 --> 00:45:40,203
I'm just trying to understand
how that particular ancestor
834
00:45:40,269 --> 00:45:42,772
became the honorable
Wyatt Earp's chosen heir.
835
00:45:42,839 --> 00:45:45,375
Honorable.
836
00:45:45,441 --> 00:45:47,276
When you are the last man standing,
837
00:45:47,343 --> 00:45:48,978
you get to write your own story
838
00:45:49,045 --> 00:45:51,280
in whatever fashion you desire.
839
00:45:53,549 --> 00:45:56,352
Including manifesting self-glory.
840
00:45:56,419 --> 00:45:58,087
When it comes to true heroes,
841
00:45:58,154 --> 00:46:00,823
Wynonna is the most
genuine I've ever known.
842
00:46:02,892 --> 00:46:05,028
And what does that make you?
843
00:46:05,094 --> 00:46:06,829
A lover.
844
00:46:06,896 --> 00:46:08,698
A father.
845
00:46:08,765 --> 00:46:10,233
A man outta time.
846
00:46:17,874 --> 00:46:20,943
And apparently... a loser.
847
00:46:50,807 --> 00:46:52,642
Fuck all the way off, Penny.
848
00:46:55,912 --> 00:46:58,981
Oh yeah, that's gonna show 'em.
849
00:46:59,048 --> 00:47:01,517
And, uh...
850
00:47:01,584 --> 00:47:03,186
You owe me a quarter for the swear jar.
851
00:47:03,252 --> 00:47:04,587
They never stop.
852
00:47:04,654 --> 00:47:06,122
Look, Wynonna,
853
00:47:06,189 --> 00:47:08,624
you pulled some pretty
stupid stuff out there.
854
00:47:08,691 --> 00:47:10,726
I managed to get Officer Nedley's cruiser
855
00:47:10,793 --> 00:47:12,495
on top of the high school.
856
00:47:12,562 --> 00:47:14,230
That's...
857
00:47:14,997 --> 00:47:17,767
fun and gifted.
858
00:47:17,834 --> 00:47:19,001
That's debatable.
859
00:47:19,068 --> 00:47:21,871
It's your behavior in here that's my job.
860
00:47:21,938 --> 00:47:25,775
That's my responsibility. So, here.
861
00:47:26,542 --> 00:47:29,812
"Heal Thyself: Maybe it's You"?
862
00:47:29,879 --> 00:47:34,617
There are worse things
than toning it down to fit in.
863
00:47:35,184 --> 00:47:37,553
They call me murderer.
864
00:47:38,654 --> 00:47:40,189
Aren't you?
865
00:47:40,256 --> 00:47:42,358
Look, you... you're
picking all these fights
866
00:47:42,425 --> 00:47:44,560
that you can't win. You're one strike away
867
00:47:44,627 --> 00:47:46,238
from getting sent
upstate. But I don't know,
868
00:47:46,262 --> 00:47:47,706
maybe that's something that you want?
869
00:47:47,730 --> 00:47:49,398
Maybe you feel like you don't have a home
870
00:47:49,465 --> 00:47:51,701
- you can go back to?
- You don't know me.
871
00:47:51,767 --> 00:47:54,937
I know that you should be
concentrating on one thing,
872
00:47:55,004 --> 00:47:57,006
getting out of this crab bucket.
873
00:47:57,073 --> 00:47:59,976
Hanly Group Home, now with extra STDs.
874
00:48:00,042 --> 00:48:02,345
No, it's an allegory.
875
00:48:02,411 --> 00:48:05,047
When the crab tries to
climb out of the bucket,
876
00:48:05,114 --> 00:48:06,949
the others pull it back down.
877
00:48:07,016 --> 00:48:10,686
Place like this can feel like
nobody is allowed to succeed.
878
00:48:10,753 --> 00:48:13,156
But Wynonna, you could.
879
00:48:13,222 --> 00:48:14,991
If you were just...
880
00:48:15,057 --> 00:48:16,893
a little bit less,
881
00:48:16,959 --> 00:48:18,594
you could get a lot more.
882
00:48:18,661 --> 00:48:21,063
Is that supposed to inspire me?
883
00:48:21,731 --> 00:48:24,600
You're still working at the
same group home you grew up in.
884
00:48:24,667 --> 00:48:28,237
Lording your power over
a tiny group of teen girls.
885
00:48:28,304 --> 00:48:30,139
No one's more stuck here than you.
886
00:48:30,206 --> 00:48:31,650
Okay, well, I'm just trying to help you
887
00:48:31,674 --> 00:48:34,677
so that you can stop being
selfish and you can help her.
888
00:48:37,146 --> 00:48:39,949
Leave my sister out of this.
889
00:48:49,358 --> 00:48:50,960
I would if I could.
890
00:49:17,787 --> 00:49:20,890
"You were right. You can't save her."
891
00:49:21,724 --> 00:49:24,193
Doc, get back to the homestead now.
892
00:49:24,260 --> 00:49:25,828
We've been played.
893
00:49:28,331 --> 00:49:30,900
I've got Mexican hot cocoa
894
00:49:30,967 --> 00:49:32,902
with extra marshmallows
895
00:49:32,969 --> 00:49:34,070
and chili powder.
896
00:49:34,136 --> 00:49:35,304
Shelf it, Haught.
897
00:49:35,371 --> 00:49:37,506
I know when I'm being managed.
898
00:49:38,708 --> 00:49:41,544
Haught. Uh-oh.
899
00:49:42,912 --> 00:49:44,547
I could have helped.
900
00:49:44,614 --> 00:49:47,917
We are helping, Earp.
901
00:49:47,984 --> 00:49:49,919
In the way that you do best.
902
00:49:52,255 --> 00:49:53,923
What if I'm itching to try something
903
00:49:53,990 --> 00:49:56,192
I'm not already the best at?
904
00:49:56,259 --> 00:49:59,228
Something that's... new?
905
00:49:59,295 --> 00:50:00,830
Another Reno?
906
00:50:00,896 --> 00:50:02,531
Running for local office.
907
00:50:03,499 --> 00:50:07,470
Or... the K word?
908
00:50:07,803 --> 00:50:09,005
Kitesurfing?
909
00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:11,841
Oh...
910
00:50:13,142 --> 00:50:14,142
Kids.
911
00:50:15,411 --> 00:50:19,215
Look, Nicole...
912
00:50:27,523 --> 00:50:30,259
- Is that her?
- Oh, hey, girl.
913
00:50:30,326 --> 00:50:31,727
Just thought I'd...
914
00:50:31,794 --> 00:50:34,430
pop by.
915
00:50:34,497 --> 00:50:36,332
Demons can't cross the ammolite bedrock.
916
00:50:36,399 --> 00:50:38,701
Hmm, I mostly do what I want.
917
00:50:38,768 --> 00:50:40,970
- We need to get our guns.
- We don't have time.
918
00:50:41,037 --> 00:50:43,873
Time has not been kind to you, sweetie.
919
00:50:43,939 --> 00:50:46,642
You used to be so bright, so full of life.
920
00:50:46,709 --> 00:50:49,312
- Shut up.
- You know, we met once
921
00:50:49,378 --> 00:50:51,881
when you were just the
kid sister to Wynonna.
922
00:50:51,947 --> 00:50:53,516
Talk about a glow down.
923
00:50:53,582 --> 00:50:56,719
- This is our land!
- And you are stuck on it.
924
00:50:56,786 --> 00:51:00,523
Day in and day out.
Reduced to somebody's wife.
925
00:51:00,589 --> 00:51:03,092
You don't know shit, shit ticket.
926
00:51:03,159 --> 00:51:04,469
She's trying to get in your head.
927
00:51:04,493 --> 00:51:07,396
You've got a lot of
darkness inside of you.
928
00:51:07,463 --> 00:51:08,998
For a B cup.
929
00:51:11,267 --> 00:51:12,935
You've had power before.
930
00:51:13,002 --> 00:51:16,038
Do you want another taste?
931
00:51:16,105 --> 00:51:18,174
And in return, you will help me.
932
00:51:19,642 --> 00:51:21,510
Get the fuck out of here!
933
00:51:21,577 --> 00:51:24,714
Not before I get what I came for.
934
00:51:24,780 --> 00:51:26,382
Hey, Waverly!
935
00:51:27,616 --> 00:51:29,885
I'll trade you for it.
936
00:51:31,654 --> 00:51:34,757
Bring it to me. You can't defeat me.
937
00:51:34,824 --> 00:51:37,259
We can't defeat her. We must comply.
938
00:51:37,326 --> 00:51:39,762
Come on, baby, I know
you didn't just fuckin' say that.
939
00:51:40,996 --> 00:51:43,299
We cannot undo what has been promised.
940
00:51:43,366 --> 00:51:45,000
We must all submit to our destinies.
941
00:51:45,067 --> 00:51:47,837
Woman, you've never
submitted a day in your life!
942
00:51:52,641 --> 00:51:56,345
- Well, let's give it a try.
- Ah, look at that, it worked.
943
00:51:56,412 --> 00:51:58,047
Whoa, Ranger. Okay.
944
00:51:58,114 --> 00:52:00,683
The bracelet. The other bracelet.
945
00:52:00,750 --> 00:52:02,852
I shall find what is cherished.
946
00:52:03,486 --> 00:52:05,888
You'd better be looking for a Xanax.
947
00:52:11,427 --> 00:52:12,862
Bring it to me.
948
00:52:13,396 --> 00:52:17,233
She shall receive my mercy,
or we shall feel her wrath.
949
00:52:17,700 --> 00:52:19,368
You need to stop.
950
00:52:19,435 --> 00:52:21,036
Or I'll stop you.
951
00:52:24,240 --> 00:52:26,308
Baby, if you love me,
952
00:52:26,375 --> 00:52:28,277
you will... stop...
953
00:52:31,614 --> 00:52:33,149
Grace shall be delivered through fire
954
00:52:33,215 --> 00:52:34,250
if necessary.
955
00:52:34,316 --> 00:52:35,251
Good girl.
956
00:52:35,317 --> 00:52:36,685
I knew you were more.
957
00:52:45,361 --> 00:52:46,361
Fuck.
958
00:53:13,222 --> 00:53:15,591
No mortal can cage me.
959
00:53:15,658 --> 00:53:17,026
We just rehinged that door.
960
00:53:17,092 --> 00:53:19,562
The affairs of man are
no longer my concern.
961
00:53:19,628 --> 00:53:22,398
- I agree with you there.
- You dare to defy me?
962
00:53:23,833 --> 00:53:25,367
It's called love, woman!
963
00:53:25,434 --> 00:53:28,537
That which is precious and personal.
964
00:53:28,604 --> 00:53:30,539
You made two of those bracelets,
965
00:53:30,606 --> 00:53:32,374
one for Wynonna and one for you.
966
00:53:32,441 --> 00:53:33,642
The precious second.
967
00:53:33,709 --> 00:53:35,387
I shall give my mistress
what she demands.
968
00:53:35,411 --> 00:53:37,746
- Give me the vow.
- The other vow.
969
00:53:38,481 --> 00:53:40,516
Nicole, do it!
970
00:53:41,517 --> 00:53:42,618
Oh.
971
00:53:42,685 --> 00:53:45,254
Okay, you wanna try platitude? Try this.
972
00:53:45,321 --> 00:53:46,489
No.
973
00:53:46,555 --> 00:53:49,825
Live, laugh, and lie the fuck down!
974
00:53:49,892 --> 00:53:51,060
Ah!
975
00:53:51,861 --> 00:53:54,430
- Oops!
- Waverly! Wave!
976
00:53:54,497 --> 00:53:56,699
Are you okay?
977
00:53:57,166 --> 00:53:58,834
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
978
00:53:59,735 --> 00:54:01,170
Did I hurt your finger?
979
00:54:01,237 --> 00:54:02,771
No.
980
00:54:04,006 --> 00:54:06,842
I think Mina got what she came for.
981
00:54:07,610 --> 00:54:09,278
Babe, who's Mina?
982
00:54:17,887 --> 00:54:19,321
You.
983
00:54:25,728 --> 00:54:28,397
Haven't aged a day, Mina.
984
00:54:28,464 --> 00:54:30,699
Blood of a thousand virgins?
985
00:54:30,766 --> 00:54:33,669
So sweet of you to remember me.
986
00:54:33,736 --> 00:54:35,471
Twenty years in hell, people don't exactly
987
00:54:35,538 --> 00:54:37,306
send Christmas cards.
988
00:54:37,373 --> 00:54:40,342
You went to hell? How?
989
00:54:40,409 --> 00:54:43,479
Another innocent victim
of the Earp river of shit.
990
00:54:43,546 --> 00:54:46,181
You stopped being innocent
when you slaughtered my friend
991
00:54:46,248 --> 00:54:50,319
- and hobbled my Nedley.
- Mmm, I didn't have your email.
992
00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:54,256
- What do you want?
- To make you suffer.
993
00:54:55,624 --> 00:54:57,192
Did you hurt my sister?
994
00:54:57,259 --> 00:54:58,928
Oh! Um...
995
00:54:58,994 --> 00:55:01,163
Not as much as her wife did.
996
00:55:06,235 --> 00:55:08,470
And it is not fire and
brimstone down there,
997
00:55:08,537 --> 00:55:09,538
Wynonna.
998
00:55:09,605 --> 00:55:13,642
It is cold and dark and mean!
999
00:55:13,709 --> 00:55:15,744
Mean like the demons
1000
00:55:15,811 --> 00:55:19,648
that I gotta deal with to
come and fuck with you.
1001
00:55:19,715 --> 00:55:21,584
You weren't even at the séance.
1002
00:55:21,650 --> 00:55:24,320
- Ugh!
- I was only 15.
1003
00:55:24,386 --> 00:55:28,190
Oh then, now, young, old,
1004
00:55:28,257 --> 00:55:32,428
this is what happens to everyone
who cares about you, Wynonna.
1005
00:55:32,494 --> 00:55:34,363
You never cared about me.
1006
00:55:34,430 --> 00:55:37,066
They get torn to pieces.
1007
00:55:37,132 --> 00:55:39,835
And that is what the hounds of hell
1008
00:55:39,902 --> 00:55:44,473
are gonna do to the three people
that you care about the most,
1009
00:55:44,540 --> 00:55:49,912
Waverly, and Nicole, and...
1010
00:55:52,648 --> 00:55:56,518
Your daughter is the heir apparent.
1011
00:55:56,885 --> 00:55:59,021
I'm barely her parent.
1012
00:55:59,088 --> 00:56:02,358
Keep this between you and me.
1013
00:56:02,424 --> 00:56:04,960
- Kill me, please.
- No.
1014
00:56:06,929 --> 00:56:11,066
I'm gonna torture you.
Just like you tortured me
1015
00:56:11,133 --> 00:56:14,269
and all the other demons
that you sent to their doom.
1016
00:56:14,336 --> 00:56:15,771
- Please.
- Yes!
1017
00:56:15,838 --> 00:56:19,675
Please realize that you are helpless
1018
00:56:19,742 --> 00:56:23,646
to save anyone who
has ever believed in you!
1019
00:56:24,980 --> 00:56:28,417
When Alice is in the belly of my beasts...
1020
00:56:30,519 --> 00:56:32,888
Well, Doc's not even
gonna be able to look at you.
1021
00:56:32,955 --> 00:56:35,124
And all you're gonna do...
1022
00:56:38,227 --> 00:56:39,795
is watch.
1023
00:56:42,965 --> 00:56:45,367
See you in hell, Wynonna!
1024
00:56:49,471 --> 00:56:52,408
Mina Starratt ran the
Hanly Group Home for Girls.
1025
00:56:52,474 --> 00:56:55,611
She was an orphan. She
was a resident there herself
1026
00:56:55,678 --> 00:56:57,446
until she aged out at 18.
1027
00:56:57,513 --> 00:56:58,881
Sounds like a real peach.
1028
00:56:58,947 --> 00:57:02,084
I thought she was my
friend. My only friend there.
1029
00:57:02,151 --> 00:57:04,486
Now I wonder if she was
just trying to keep me small.
1030
00:57:04,553 --> 00:57:06,588
Yeah, well good fuckin' luck.
1031
00:57:06,655 --> 00:57:09,525
- But Mina was human.
- Now she ain't.
1032
00:57:09,591 --> 00:57:12,861
- She wasn't at the séance.
- She wasn't even the target.
1033
00:57:15,230 --> 00:57:17,900
Sometimes the devil claims its own.
1034
00:57:17,966 --> 00:57:19,835
Whatever Mina used to be,
1035
00:57:19,902 --> 00:57:22,504
she's the thing trying to hurt us now.
1036
00:57:22,571 --> 00:57:25,274
She said she was in literal hell.
1037
00:57:25,340 --> 00:57:28,143
And has the power to summon its hounds?
1038
00:57:28,711 --> 00:57:31,380
The Urcon, or bone gnawers.
1039
00:57:31,447 --> 00:57:33,482
Yeah, they're more
than just a cute nickname.
1040
00:57:33,549 --> 00:57:35,317
How hard is it to murk the Urc?
1041
00:57:35,384 --> 00:57:37,252
According to French texts,
1042
00:57:37,319 --> 00:57:40,089
they're rabid, unstoppable beasts.
1043
00:57:40,155 --> 00:57:43,792
Only able to cross the
veil to Earth one day a year.
1044
00:57:43,859 --> 00:57:46,195
February's hunger moon.
1045
00:57:47,129 --> 00:57:49,498
I do hate a dark hawk morning.
1046
00:57:49,565 --> 00:57:50,965
If given a piece of their target,
1047
00:57:50,999 --> 00:57:54,036
say a personal artefact like a ring
1048
00:57:54,103 --> 00:57:58,006
- or a friendship bracelet or...
- A lock of a child's hair.
1049
00:57:59,641 --> 00:58:02,244
The Urcon will front a rabid attack.
1050
00:58:02,311 --> 00:58:05,914
An attack that won't stop until...
1051
00:58:09,551 --> 00:58:11,620
"They will never stop hunting."
1052
00:58:14,656 --> 00:58:16,658
"Never give up the scent."
1053
00:58:20,395 --> 00:58:24,233
"Until they feast on
the flesh of their mark."
1054
00:58:26,135 --> 00:58:28,637
But you guys have
fought things like this before.
1055
00:58:28,704 --> 00:58:30,272
No, not like this.
1056
00:58:30,773 --> 00:58:33,842
Okay, well this is a chance for our team
1057
00:58:33,909 --> 00:58:35,310
to impress the top brass.
1058
00:58:35,377 --> 00:58:37,646
I'm starting to wonder
if you got more brass
1059
00:58:37,713 --> 00:58:38,947
up top than brains.
1060
00:58:39,014 --> 00:58:41,850
No, he's part right.
1061
00:58:41,917 --> 00:58:44,219
All we've gotta do is
hold off the monster mutts
1062
00:58:44,286 --> 00:58:47,956
long enough for the Earp
heir to take out their master.
1063
00:58:48,023 --> 00:58:50,459
I don't think Peacemaker's gonna work.
1064
00:58:50,526 --> 00:58:52,094
For the same reason that Mina
1065
00:58:52,161 --> 00:58:54,196
was able to cross the fence line.
1066
00:58:54,830 --> 00:58:56,298
Why not?
1067
00:59:00,769 --> 00:59:02,437
'Cause I made her.
1068
00:59:22,691 --> 00:59:25,460
Haven't had the chance to talk.
1069
00:59:26,228 --> 00:59:29,264
You know, really talk, since Tombstone.
1070
00:59:30,132 --> 00:59:32,000
All right, well what do you got?
1071
00:59:32,067 --> 00:59:34,736
Pep talk about your
favorite madam's merkin?
1072
00:59:34,803 --> 00:59:37,840
Lesson about the time Wyatt
took on 20 groundhogs at once?
1073
00:59:37,906 --> 00:59:39,575
I'll take it.
1074
00:59:42,077 --> 00:59:43,879
I cannot remember
the last time I seen you
1075
00:59:43,946 --> 00:59:45,547
look so scared.
1076
00:59:48,183 --> 00:59:51,353
I've grown too straight
and too wise for tall tales.
1077
00:59:55,624 --> 00:59:59,261
Mina's had 20 years to
plan the perfect revenge.
1078
01:00:00,062 --> 01:00:02,931
I know firsthand...
1079
01:00:02,998 --> 01:00:05,801
what sittin' in the dark
with nothin' but thoughts
1080
01:00:05,868 --> 01:00:08,370
of retribution can manifest.
1081
01:00:10,005 --> 01:00:13,609
What a ghastly fuel vengeance can be.
1082
01:00:14,977 --> 01:00:17,613
But it is nothing
1083
01:00:17,679 --> 01:00:19,248
compared to what love can do.
1084
01:00:20,983 --> 01:00:22,451
She's only five.
1085
01:00:24,920 --> 01:00:27,055
She never asked to be born an Earp.
1086
01:00:31,393 --> 01:00:32,928
Neither did you.
1087
01:00:33,862 --> 01:00:35,597
And you turned out all right.
1088
01:00:35,664 --> 01:00:37,766
Took a while to get there.
1089
01:00:38,367 --> 01:00:42,137
Listen, if I leave now, I
can be in Montana by noon.
1090
01:00:42,204 --> 01:00:43,338
No.
1091
01:00:44,106 --> 01:00:47,376
We make our stand here
at the source or not at all.
1092
01:00:48,377 --> 01:00:52,247
Besides, I've asked you to run long enough.
1093
01:00:55,717 --> 01:00:57,719
Alluring as you are,
1094
01:01:00,389 --> 01:01:03,725
I ain't never done a single
thing that I did not wanna do.
1095
01:01:07,763 --> 01:01:09,998
I should have done what I wanted.
1096
01:01:11,400 --> 01:01:14,770
I wanted to bring Alice home.
1097
01:01:14,836 --> 01:01:17,072
Our real home.
1098
01:01:17,706 --> 01:01:20,776
Here, with... us.
1099
01:01:26,915 --> 01:01:29,318
There is a little spot
1100
01:01:29,384 --> 01:01:32,788
up on the ridge overlooking the barn.
1101
01:01:33,555 --> 01:01:35,991
When a Chinook blows in, so do the clouds,
1102
01:01:36,058 --> 01:01:37,726
right at your feet.
1103
01:01:39,695 --> 01:01:42,197
We can build a little house.
1104
01:01:42,831 --> 01:01:44,833
We could put up a swing set.
1105
01:01:47,903 --> 01:01:50,439
Would that be enough for Doc Holliday?
1106
01:01:50,505 --> 01:01:53,175
Doc Holliday died a long time ago.
1107
01:01:56,511 --> 01:01:59,448
But I think that Alice's father...
1108
01:02:00,315 --> 01:02:02,784
could not want for a thing more.
1109
01:02:03,986 --> 01:02:06,288
Pretty place to lay his head.
1110
01:02:07,155 --> 01:02:10,559
As long as his lady is by his side.
1111
01:02:23,472 --> 01:02:24,973
I have to make one more goodbye.
1112
01:02:25,040 --> 01:02:26,942
And I have to save who I can.
1113
01:02:27,009 --> 01:02:29,111
- We ride at dawn.
- I shall be there.
1114
01:02:29,177 --> 01:02:30,679
Well, dawn-ish.
1115
01:02:32,414 --> 01:02:34,049
At least you got a backup loom.
1116
01:02:34,116 --> 01:02:36,018
Dark possessed me
through the backup loom,
1117
01:02:36,084 --> 01:02:37,419
through the backup kiln.
1118
01:02:37,486 --> 01:02:41,423
Oh yeah. Rage goo was
squirtin' outta your eyeballs.
1119
01:02:41,490 --> 01:02:44,559
- That's gotta sting.
- Every time.
1120
01:02:46,561 --> 01:02:49,097
Any chance you can
craft us a way outta this?
1121
01:02:50,932 --> 01:02:52,534
Gather up the Black Badge gak.
1122
01:02:52,601 --> 01:02:55,270
Maybe we can use it to battle
Mina and the hell hounds.
1123
01:02:55,337 --> 01:02:57,806
Great band name, by the way.
1124
01:02:59,674 --> 01:03:01,209
The Cooper Pedy opal?
1125
01:03:01,276 --> 01:03:03,912
- I think it's a fake.
- Oh.
1126
01:03:04,679 --> 01:03:08,917
Oh, Elchur Minificial Box of Containment?
1127
01:03:08,984 --> 01:03:10,385
I'm not sure that it can
1128
01:03:10,452 --> 01:03:12,821
contain a rabid case of damned dalmatians,
1129
01:03:12,888 --> 01:03:15,824
but I'll throw it on the pile.
1130
01:03:15,891 --> 01:03:17,626
Oh, Waves...
1131
01:03:19,227 --> 01:03:22,798
Your custom crocheted cheerleading cosplay.
1132
01:03:23,765 --> 01:03:26,868
I'm sorry, baby. I know
how hard you worked on this.
1133
01:03:26,935 --> 01:03:28,670
Don't be sorry.
1134
01:03:28,737 --> 01:03:31,206
I'd still be stomping through
the Kootenay range black-eyed
1135
01:03:31,273 --> 01:03:35,177
and causing rock slides. You saved me.
1136
01:03:36,711 --> 01:03:38,346
I held you back.
1137
01:03:38,947 --> 01:03:41,716
- Thank God for that.
- No, I...
1138
01:03:42,284 --> 01:03:47,089
I've been holding you back.
1139
01:03:47,155 --> 01:03:51,159
Hey. I love our life.
1140
01:03:51,960 --> 01:03:54,396
Yeah, but you're still an Earp.
1141
01:03:55,297 --> 01:03:57,265
Earps need adventure.
1142
01:03:58,867 --> 01:04:02,137
Jeremy thinks Black Badge is compromised.
1143
01:04:03,105 --> 01:04:05,607
And he needs people he can trust.
1144
01:04:07,209 --> 01:04:09,478
He's currently stationed in Egypt.
1145
01:04:13,381 --> 01:04:17,185
Hey, we are golden.
1146
01:04:20,288 --> 01:04:23,492
We could marriage long
distance for a little while.
1147
01:04:24,092 --> 01:04:25,794
Really?
1148
01:04:27,829 --> 01:04:30,198
- Very little while?
- Yeah.
1149
01:04:32,467 --> 01:04:35,470
I wish I could be the one
to show you the world.
1150
01:04:39,307 --> 01:04:41,576
Tonight...
1151
01:04:41,643 --> 01:04:44,412
there's no place I'd rather be...
1152
01:04:46,114 --> 01:04:48,216
than at home...
1153
01:04:49,117 --> 01:04:50,785
With my wife.
1154
01:04:50,852 --> 01:04:52,420
♪ Something in our nature
1155
01:04:52,487 --> 01:04:56,358
♪ Is looking for a way to survive ♪
1156
01:04:58,793 --> 01:05:00,529
♪ Maybe it's a habit
1157
01:05:00,595 --> 01:05:04,199
♪ Maybe it's a good way to hide ♪
1158
01:05:05,534 --> 01:05:08,236
♪ I listen for a heartbeat
1159
01:05:09,437 --> 01:05:11,873
♪ I listen for a love line
1160
01:05:13,441 --> 01:05:15,944
♪ Can you hear my heart speak
1161
01:05:17,212 --> 01:05:20,882
♪ This is how we bring it back to life ♪
1162
01:05:21,516 --> 01:05:23,852
♪ I listen for a heartbeat
1163
01:05:25,387 --> 01:05:28,723
♪ I need to apologize
1164
01:05:29,257 --> 01:05:32,227
♪ Get so caught up in the concrete ♪
1165
01:05:33,161 --> 01:05:36,498
♪ I forgot to look you in the eyes ♪♪
1166
01:05:40,302 --> 01:05:42,237
Thanks again for your help.
1167
01:05:42,304 --> 01:05:44,539
That's what we do, we're Black Badge.
1168
01:05:44,606 --> 01:05:46,441
I'm more of a black hat.
1169
01:05:46,508 --> 01:05:48,710
And well, sometimes I do this.
1170
01:05:53,215 --> 01:05:55,417
Is this 'cause I beat you at shooting?
1171
01:05:55,483 --> 01:05:57,152
That was just a game, son.
1172
01:05:57,219 --> 01:05:58,987
So what, another test?
1173
01:05:59,054 --> 01:06:00,722
Hazing the new guy?
1174
01:06:01,423 --> 01:06:03,825
Chief Chetri sent me.
1175
01:06:03,892 --> 01:06:05,860
But Jeremy has not met you
1176
01:06:05,927 --> 01:06:07,696
or your ambition.
1177
01:06:07,762 --> 01:06:11,266
Oh, I seen what you crave, Agent Lafferty.
1178
01:06:11,333 --> 01:06:13,001
It is glory at any cost.
1179
01:06:13,068 --> 01:06:15,704
And that makes you hell-for-leather.
1180
01:06:16,404 --> 01:06:18,607
Don't do this, old man.
1181
01:06:23,278 --> 01:06:25,714
Goodbye, kid.
1182
01:06:31,353 --> 01:06:33,555
You're a hypocrite, Holliday.
1183
01:06:46,568 --> 01:06:48,803
Hey, Daddy.
1184
01:06:48,870 --> 01:06:50,305
Well, I...
1185
01:06:52,140 --> 01:06:53,975
should've been here more.
1186
01:06:57,045 --> 01:07:00,815
Here lie two other Earp heirs.
1187
01:07:01,483 --> 01:07:04,686
Two people I loved enormously.
1188
01:07:07,155 --> 01:07:08,423
I had to kill them myself.
1189
01:07:11,860 --> 01:07:14,562
My whole life has been a boatload of...
1190
01:07:14,629 --> 01:07:18,033
of mistakes and missteps.
1191
01:07:18,099 --> 01:07:19,701
And it sucks.
1192
01:07:20,368 --> 01:07:21,836
And I'm tired.
1193
01:07:23,038 --> 01:07:24,939
At least they get to rest.
1194
01:07:27,042 --> 01:07:30,445
Yeah, well, you've had
more than your share.
1195
01:07:30,512 --> 01:07:33,048
Anyone else would've blown
their brains out years ago.
1196
01:07:34,649 --> 01:07:36,751
Points for me, I guess.
1197
01:07:40,355 --> 01:07:42,991
Well, you've had to do whatever it takes
1198
01:07:43,058 --> 01:07:44,559
to live with it.
1199
01:07:45,160 --> 01:07:46,828
Except admit the truth.
1200
01:07:46,895 --> 01:07:49,331
- Which is?
- That you like it.
1201
01:07:49,397 --> 01:07:54,436
The huntin', the killin', the choosing.
1202
01:07:54,502 --> 01:07:57,472
After a lifetime of being powerless
1203
01:07:57,539 --> 01:08:00,408
and on the defensive,
you love being special.
1204
01:08:03,511 --> 01:08:05,213
What gives you the right to judge me?
1205
01:08:05,280 --> 01:08:07,816
Oh, get real. These two sucked.
1206
01:08:07,882 --> 01:08:10,251
Your sister was a manipulative sociopath.
1207
01:08:10,318 --> 01:08:11,720
Your father was an abusive drunk.
1208
01:08:11,786 --> 01:08:13,888
Jesus, don't sugarcoat it.
1209
01:08:13,955 --> 01:08:16,758
Your father, my boss.
1210
01:08:20,595 --> 01:08:22,931
Best fisherman I ever met.
1211
01:08:23,698 --> 01:08:24,858
I guess that makes it okay.
1212
01:08:24,899 --> 01:08:26,434
Here's the thing your asshole father
1213
01:08:26,501 --> 01:08:27,736
taught me about winning.
1214
01:08:27,802 --> 01:08:30,138
History doesn't remember who played fair
1215
01:08:30,205 --> 01:08:31,906
or who, who cheated.
1216
01:08:31,973 --> 01:08:34,175
Or who had the right gear,
or whether you sabotaged
1217
01:08:34,242 --> 01:08:35,977
your competitor's lines.
1218
01:08:36,878 --> 01:08:39,614
History only remembers who won.
1219
01:08:41,916 --> 01:08:45,820
You know, I, I don't know
if I can win. She's a monster.
1220
01:08:45,887 --> 01:08:48,323
And you're not just an Earp heir,
1221
01:08:48,390 --> 01:08:50,258
you're your father's daughter,
1222
01:08:50,325 --> 01:08:53,495
and he was mean son of a bitch.
1223
01:08:58,666 --> 01:09:00,668
You know, sometimes
1224
01:09:00,735 --> 01:09:03,471
it's just about goin' where the fish are.
1225
01:09:13,848 --> 01:09:16,618
- Hey, what's up?
- Haught, get off my sister
1226
01:09:16,684 --> 01:09:17,786
and get on MapQuest.
1227
01:09:17,852 --> 01:09:20,021
You're designating the field of play.
1228
01:09:20,655 --> 01:09:22,323
We're going to them.
1229
01:09:22,924 --> 01:09:24,626
Cutting it awfully close.
1230
01:09:24,692 --> 01:09:26,628
He'll be here.
1231
01:09:28,163 --> 01:09:29,798
We good?
1232
01:09:29,864 --> 01:09:31,900
She's my sister and an Earp,
1233
01:09:31,966 --> 01:09:34,202
but for Mina to send
the hounds after you...
1234
01:09:34,269 --> 01:09:35,503
Super flattering. I mean,
1235
01:09:35,570 --> 01:09:37,181
I knew you were obsessed
with me, but come on.
1236
01:09:37,205 --> 01:09:39,641
I don't have a lot of people
in my life willing to tell me
1237
01:09:39,707 --> 01:09:41,009
when I'm being a jackass.
1238
01:09:41,075 --> 01:09:44,012
Yeah well, they're
called friends, jackass.
1239
01:09:48,516 --> 01:09:50,485
This town's lucky to have you.
1240
01:09:51,286 --> 01:09:53,822
And Waverly is lucky to have you.
1241
01:09:53,888 --> 01:09:55,123
And I...
1242
01:09:57,625 --> 01:09:59,894
I'm gonna get you your wedding ring back.
1243
01:10:00,462 --> 01:10:01,830
Yeah.
1244
01:10:01,896 --> 01:10:04,265
Hey, enough Hallmark moments.
1245
01:10:04,332 --> 01:10:06,034
You're messing with my blood lust.
1246
01:10:16,511 --> 01:10:17,779
Did I miss the hoedown?
1247
01:10:17,846 --> 01:10:19,481
Oh, that hoe's goin' down.
1248
01:10:19,547 --> 01:10:21,950
It's not a party 'til you get here.
1249
01:10:22,016 --> 01:10:23,151
Agent Lafferty?
1250
01:10:23,218 --> 01:10:24,719
Too personal.
1251
01:10:24,786 --> 01:10:27,055
Just felt like we should
keep it all in the family.
1252
01:10:27,121 --> 01:10:29,290
You sure you wanna draw them to us here?
1253
01:10:29,357 --> 01:10:31,226
What's our strategic advantage?
1254
01:10:31,292 --> 01:10:32,594
Call it, Sheriff.
1255
01:10:32,660 --> 01:10:34,262
Isolated locale, no civilians.
1256
01:10:34,329 --> 01:10:37,632
Got multiple vantage
points and the high ground.
1257
01:10:37,699 --> 01:10:41,369
Limited coverage for them
means maximum visibility for us.
1258
01:10:41,436 --> 01:10:43,147
We'll see the hell hounds coming for miles.
1259
01:10:43,171 --> 01:10:45,940
- And they will come.
- I want you two up top,
1260
01:10:46,007 --> 01:10:47,651
out of reach. You're
what they're targeting.
1261
01:10:47,675 --> 01:10:49,310
We'll keep it kinetic.
1262
01:10:49,377 --> 01:10:51,746
Doc, you and I will work the bottom.
1263
01:10:51,813 --> 01:10:53,414
That's my specialty.
1264
01:10:54,716 --> 01:10:56,684
Way to keep it pervy 'til the end.
1265
01:11:00,922 --> 01:11:03,892
Do you feel that? The hell hounds.
1266
01:11:03,958 --> 01:11:05,593
Oh, crap.
1267
01:11:16,571 --> 01:11:19,274
- Thought you quit?
- I'll quit tomorrow.
1268
01:11:27,782 --> 01:11:29,651
There's so many.
1269
01:11:34,989 --> 01:11:37,225
Oh, God. Things are ugly!
1270
01:11:52,674 --> 01:11:53,942
They won't stay dead.
1271
01:11:54,008 --> 01:11:56,244
They will when I get Mina.
1272
01:12:06,654 --> 01:12:09,357
- Where is Mina?
- Well, she's gotta be close by.
1273
01:12:12,093 --> 01:12:13,661
Well, let's throw her a bone.
1274
01:12:13,728 --> 01:12:16,197
Woo! What a view!
1275
01:12:16,664 --> 01:12:18,199
All this space.
1276
01:12:18,266 --> 01:12:19,777
Maybe we should blow the craft room out
1277
01:12:19,801 --> 01:12:21,703
- into a super spa.
- Ooh, hers and her sinks.
1278
01:12:21,769 --> 01:12:23,871
- Maybe a sauna.
- Clawfoot tub.
1279
01:12:23,938 --> 01:12:25,540
You know I love a soak!
1280
01:12:40,121 --> 01:12:42,256
These dogs need obedience school.
1281
01:12:42,323 --> 01:12:45,960
Yeah, where I should be
the headmaster. Know why?
1282
01:12:47,562 --> 01:12:49,063
I have an inkling.
1283
01:13:04,545 --> 01:13:05,947
Hey!
1284
01:13:10,818 --> 01:13:13,154
Doc!
1285
01:13:13,655 --> 01:13:15,089
Fuck.
1286
01:13:21,596 --> 01:13:23,364
Doc! Doc.
1287
01:13:27,468 --> 01:13:29,737
Oh, I thought I'd lost you.
1288
01:13:31,272 --> 01:13:32,974
Not today.
1289
01:13:34,475 --> 01:13:36,577
I believe we are pooched.
1290
01:13:40,581 --> 01:13:42,016
Nedley.
1291
01:13:45,720 --> 01:13:49,557
Who takes the dogs
out? Who, who, who, who!
1292
01:13:49,624 --> 01:13:51,726
Attaboy, Randy.
1293
01:13:51,793 --> 01:13:56,064
Doc, stay with him. I'm gonna end this.
1294
01:14:02,537 --> 01:14:04,038
Mina!
1295
01:14:05,039 --> 01:14:06,674
Get the fuck off me!
1296
01:14:18,920 --> 01:14:20,421
She's not coming here.
1297
01:14:21,456 --> 01:14:23,858
I need to go where the fish are.
1298
01:14:27,261 --> 01:14:29,173
Babe, you think you can
hold them off long enough so
1299
01:14:29,197 --> 01:14:31,699
- I can get to Wynonna?
- What is she doing?
1300
01:14:31,766 --> 01:14:33,367
Something stupid.
1301
01:14:35,436 --> 01:14:36,738
It's about time.
1302
01:14:41,275 --> 01:14:43,845
Ah! You mongrel!
1303
01:14:46,414 --> 01:14:48,216
Yeehaw!
1304
01:14:53,721 --> 01:14:55,623
Hey, you know, you should know,
1305
01:14:55,690 --> 01:14:57,325
I just took out Satan's labradoodles
1306
01:14:57,391 --> 01:14:59,560
and didn't even flinch.
1307
01:14:59,627 --> 01:15:01,529
Just drive, you old pooch!
1308
01:15:16,778 --> 01:15:18,880
You're supposed to stay high.
1309
01:15:19,781 --> 01:15:21,449
Whatcha doin', Earp?
1310
01:15:22,150 --> 01:15:24,685
Last thing Mina told me
was that she'd see me in hell,
1311
01:15:24,752 --> 01:15:26,154
so...
1312
01:15:27,221 --> 01:15:29,021
this is the part where
you tell me I'm crazy.
1313
01:15:29,056 --> 01:15:31,025
We're desperate for crazy.
1314
01:15:33,427 --> 01:15:34,595
Maybe the craziest.
1315
01:15:34,662 --> 01:15:39,233
Fentanyl's most deadly
when it's pure. On its own.
1316
01:15:40,568 --> 01:15:42,970
I hate this so bad.
1317
01:15:43,571 --> 01:15:45,173
It takes bad to end worse.
1318
01:15:45,640 --> 01:15:48,576
- I don't want you to end.
- You don't want us to lose.
1319
01:15:53,381 --> 01:15:57,118
I'm ready, Nicole. One last time.
1320
01:16:02,456 --> 01:16:05,960
Don't tell Waverly. She won't understand.
1321
01:16:31,719 --> 01:16:33,688
This is usually my favorite part.
1322
01:16:33,754 --> 01:16:35,423
The wet entry.
1323
01:16:38,459 --> 01:16:39,894
Ah!
1324
01:16:42,563 --> 01:16:44,699
I do reckon I know that gun.
1325
01:16:44,765 --> 01:16:46,334
Are you sure you're okay?
1326
01:16:48,035 --> 01:16:50,371
Nobody looking for
an Earp will ever find her.
1327
01:16:50,438 --> 01:16:51,606
This is your home.
1328
01:16:51,672 --> 01:16:53,708
You're all under arrest for trespassing.
1329
01:16:53,774 --> 01:16:55,619
Look, they're claiming
that this is your third strike.
1330
01:16:55,643 --> 01:16:57,888
They're taking you upstate
to an adult correctional facility.
1331
01:16:57,912 --> 01:17:00,014
- I'm sorry, kid.
- It's not that. My bracelet.
1332
01:17:00,081 --> 01:17:02,183
Waverly's bracelet. It's
the last piece of my family
1333
01:17:02,250 --> 01:17:04,185
that I have. It snapped off in the barn.
1334
01:17:04,252 --> 01:17:06,153
Well, you're not allowed to have
1335
01:17:06,220 --> 01:17:09,156
personal effects in jail, kid. Sorry.
1336
01:17:09,223 --> 01:17:12,226
It was you. You called the cops on me.
1337
01:17:12,293 --> 01:17:14,428
- I had to. I had no choice.
- I mean, you were the one
1338
01:17:14,495 --> 01:17:16,430
- that ran off. I was...
- You mean I'm the one
1339
01:17:16,497 --> 01:17:17,798
who escaped.
1340
01:17:17,865 --> 01:17:19,533
You don't wish I was less,
1341
01:17:19,600 --> 01:17:20,835
you just wish you were more.
1342
01:17:20,902 --> 01:17:23,304
Let's go.
1343
01:17:53,901 --> 01:17:55,536
Gotcha, Earp.
1344
01:18:13,254 --> 01:18:15,356
Hey, studio bitchywhore.
1345
01:18:15,423 --> 01:18:17,658
What the hell are you doing here?
1346
01:18:17,725 --> 01:18:19,360
- I'm doing hell.
- Uh-huh.
1347
01:18:19,427 --> 01:18:22,063
I was a prisoner down here for 20 years.
1348
01:18:22,129 --> 01:18:25,433
I'm finally privy to the
power you always craved.
1349
01:18:25,499 --> 01:18:30,504
Even if it is dark as, well... hell.
1350
01:18:30,571 --> 01:18:32,974
- Fuck you.
- That's your tell, Mina.
1351
01:18:33,040 --> 01:18:34,208
You got out.
1352
01:18:34,275 --> 01:18:36,043
You could've gone anywhere
1353
01:18:36,110 --> 01:18:39,013
but you skittered back
into your prison willingly.
1354
01:18:39,080 --> 01:18:43,050
You absolute fucking gash.
1355
01:18:43,117 --> 01:18:45,019
You had me at hell-oh.
1356
01:18:45,086 --> 01:18:47,188
Ah!
1357
01:18:48,255 --> 01:18:50,558
You deserve to be down
here, not me, you cunt.
1358
01:18:50,624 --> 01:18:53,060
Maybe. And no matter how long I sit here,
1359
01:18:53,127 --> 01:18:55,596
I'll never cut a deal with demons.
1360
01:18:55,663 --> 01:18:57,498
Ah!
1361
01:18:58,332 --> 01:19:00,034
Peacemaker won't stop me.
1362
01:19:00,101 --> 01:19:03,471
Will for a minute. Lot
of minutes in eternity.
1363
01:19:03,537 --> 01:19:05,039
Ah!
1364
01:19:05,106 --> 01:19:07,575
You think your dogs won't stop coming?
1365
01:19:08,142 --> 01:19:09,944
I'll never stop coming.
1366
01:19:10,011 --> 01:19:11,879
Ah!
1367
01:19:11,946 --> 01:19:16,050
This is insane. You can't win!
1368
01:19:16,117 --> 01:19:19,120
No. But I can keep making you lose.
1369
01:19:19,186 --> 01:19:21,088
Ah!
1370
01:19:21,155 --> 01:19:23,257
All right. Enough.
1371
01:19:23,324 --> 01:19:26,660
I know curses, and now I'm yours.
1372
01:19:26,727 --> 01:19:27,628
Ah!
1373
01:19:27,695 --> 01:19:28,929
You came for my family,
1374
01:19:28,996 --> 01:19:30,731
now you will never make...
1375
01:19:30,798 --> 01:19:32,800
your... peace!
1376
01:19:48,149 --> 01:19:50,818
I'm faster. I'm stronger.
1377
01:19:51,952 --> 01:19:53,487
I'm meaner.
1378
01:19:54,955 --> 01:19:56,123
Is that...
1379
01:19:56,190 --> 01:19:58,993
The Elkherd Magnifico Box of Containment.
1380
01:19:59,060 --> 01:20:02,096
Huh. You tricked me.
1381
01:20:02,163 --> 01:20:04,832
The best man I know taught me...
1382
01:20:04,899 --> 01:20:06,834
when you bluff,
1383
01:20:06,901 --> 01:20:08,335
you gotta go all in.
1384
01:20:08,402 --> 01:20:10,271
I'll trade you that jail cell
1385
01:20:10,337 --> 01:20:12,540
for the thing that makes you the heir.
1386
01:20:12,606 --> 01:20:15,242
The only thing that's
ever made you anything.
1387
01:20:15,309 --> 01:20:16,811
That was before.
1388
01:20:16,877 --> 01:20:18,846
And then my people showed up.
1389
01:20:20,281 --> 01:20:21,715
Made me everything.
1390
01:20:25,186 --> 01:20:27,488
Well, sorry girl.
1391
01:20:27,555 --> 01:20:28,956
We had a time.
1392
01:20:29,023 --> 01:20:32,460
Hey, Mina, enjoy your crab bucket.
1393
01:20:35,663 --> 01:20:37,264
No!
1394
01:20:44,705 --> 01:20:46,140
Wynonna did it.
1395
01:20:46,207 --> 01:20:48,142
She got the big dog.
1396
01:20:48,209 --> 01:20:50,578
I'm gonna go double check for strays.
1397
01:20:52,413 --> 01:20:54,381
Where is Wynonna?
1398
01:20:54,448 --> 01:20:56,484
I promised not to tell.
1399
01:21:05,059 --> 01:21:08,262
All the demons I've ever
killed, coming for me.
1400
01:21:12,199 --> 01:21:14,168
Just have fun out there, Earp.
1401
01:21:17,738 --> 01:21:22,443
But Alice, she'll be okay. They'll be okay.
1402
01:21:22,510 --> 01:21:25,012
We know your thoughts.
1403
01:21:31,085 --> 01:21:32,753
Wynonna!
1404
01:21:34,088 --> 01:21:35,890
Wynonna!
1405
01:21:55,042 --> 01:21:56,177
Hey.
1406
01:21:57,745 --> 01:21:59,446
Waverly Earp.
1407
01:22:01,081 --> 01:22:02,583
And her narc.
1408
01:22:02,650 --> 01:22:05,819
What, like you got a
monopoly on breaking the rules?
1409
01:22:06,720 --> 01:22:09,723
- Thanks for going in my hole.
- Anytime.
1410
01:22:10,391 --> 01:22:12,927
Not anytime, but...
1411
01:22:17,164 --> 01:22:18,799
Where's Peacemaker?
1412
01:22:21,335 --> 01:22:23,837
Where she can do the most good.
1413
01:22:24,805 --> 01:22:25,906
My angel.
1414
01:22:25,973 --> 01:22:28,509
Fucking Waverly's fine.
1415
01:22:28,576 --> 01:22:31,245
Well that sounds more than fine. It...
1416
01:22:32,213 --> 01:22:33,647
it sounds delightful.
1417
01:22:37,284 --> 01:22:39,420
This wasn't on the chore wheel.
1418
01:22:43,157 --> 01:22:44,625
Agent Lafferty?
1419
01:22:44,692 --> 01:22:46,293
When'd you get here?
1420
01:22:46,360 --> 01:22:48,429
Clearly just in time.
1421
01:22:48,495 --> 01:22:50,097
What the fuck, rookie blue?
1422
01:22:50,164 --> 01:22:52,866
- Gimme the box.
- Do not give it to him.
1423
01:22:52,933 --> 01:22:54,969
No shit.
1424
01:22:55,035 --> 01:22:56,170
All right.
1425
01:22:56,237 --> 01:22:57,404
Ah!
1426
01:22:57,471 --> 01:22:59,039
- Nedley!
- Son of a...
1427
01:22:59,106 --> 01:23:01,542
- Next one's a little higher.
- So, you're Black Badge
1428
01:23:01,609 --> 01:23:03,844
but you'd commit treason? Murder?
1429
01:23:03,911 --> 01:23:06,413
I'm never getting
promoted at Black Badge.
1430
01:23:06,480 --> 01:23:10,718
I failed the psych
evaluation... too many times.
1431
01:23:10,784 --> 01:23:12,019
I wonder why.
1432
01:23:13,320 --> 01:23:15,422
I got a better offer.
1433
01:23:15,489 --> 01:23:17,057
There's lots of, uh,
1434
01:23:17,124 --> 01:23:19,293
organizations that'll pay top dollar
1435
01:23:19,360 --> 01:23:21,929
for a genuine demon and the ultimate
1436
01:23:21,996 --> 01:23:24,031
demon killing gun.
1437
01:23:24,331 --> 01:23:25,666
Come on.
1438
01:23:26,900 --> 01:23:29,470
Lafferty, or whatever your real name is,
1439
01:23:29,536 --> 01:23:32,473
I'm begging you, please, listen to me.
1440
01:23:32,539 --> 01:23:35,142
You can't take this box out
of the Ghost River Triangle.
1441
01:23:35,209 --> 01:23:37,111
Mina can never be let out of this thing.
1442
01:23:37,177 --> 01:23:39,747
My daughter's life depends on this.
1443
01:23:40,381 --> 01:23:41,915
Okay.
1444
01:23:52,426 --> 01:23:54,228
I've disabled your cars.
1445
01:23:54,295 --> 01:23:55,829
You can't follow me.
1446
01:23:55,896 --> 01:23:57,464
You can't stop me.
1447
01:23:57,531 --> 01:24:00,668
But I'm gonna let you live.
1448
01:24:01,402 --> 01:24:03,804
I'm hell-for-leather like that.
1449
01:24:04,672 --> 01:24:06,540
Somebody will stop this.
1450
01:24:06,607 --> 01:24:08,742
No!
1451
01:24:08,809 --> 01:24:10,678
Not you.
1452
01:24:24,591 --> 01:24:27,428
Thank God. A Sorrel.
1453
01:25:11,105 --> 01:25:12,940
No fucking way.
1454
01:25:13,674 --> 01:25:17,511
I admit, I forgot about you.
1455
01:25:18,078 --> 01:25:19,413
You're a terrible liar.
1456
01:25:19,480 --> 01:25:21,148
Had you fooled.
1457
01:25:21,215 --> 01:25:22,816
Not for a minute.
1458
01:25:22,883 --> 01:25:26,053
Go home, Holliday. To your woman.
1459
01:25:26,120 --> 01:25:30,791
Cannot and I will not
let you leave with that box.
1460
01:25:31,759 --> 01:25:33,360
You're too old to stop me.
1461
01:25:33,427 --> 01:25:35,295
I'm too old not to.
1462
01:25:35,362 --> 01:25:37,097
Well, once upon a time,
1463
01:25:37,164 --> 01:25:40,968
you may have been the
fastest gunslinger in the west,
1464
01:25:41,034 --> 01:25:44,805
but that was long ago with ancient pistols.
1465
01:25:47,107 --> 01:25:48,776
Okay.
1466
01:25:49,276 --> 01:25:50,778
You can't take us all out.
1467
01:25:50,844 --> 01:25:53,447
I know who I'm taking out first.
1468
01:25:57,818 --> 01:26:01,889
Remember, you wanted this.
1469
01:26:16,336 --> 01:26:18,205
Nobody wants this.
1470
01:26:19,406 --> 01:26:20,774
I should know.
1471
01:26:20,841 --> 01:26:23,811
I fought it for 172 years.
1472
01:26:23,877 --> 01:26:26,346
Come on.
1473
01:26:26,413 --> 01:26:30,951
- It's Doc.
- Go. Go. Help him.
1474
01:26:59,546 --> 01:27:01,448
Doc!
1475
01:27:01,515 --> 01:27:03,283
Doc!
1476
01:27:04,017 --> 01:27:05,519
Doc.
1477
01:27:12,025 --> 01:27:13,160
Did you get 'em all?
1478
01:27:13,227 --> 01:27:14,895
Please.
1479
01:27:15,629 --> 01:27:17,564
Do you know who I am?
1480
01:27:25,305 --> 01:27:26,940
You're my person.
1481
01:27:32,246 --> 01:27:33,647
Keep it.
1482
01:27:34,515 --> 01:27:36,025
There's no one on Earth who will do more
1483
01:27:36,049 --> 01:27:38,118
to keep it safe.
1484
01:27:38,185 --> 01:27:39,953
And our Alice.
1485
01:27:42,656 --> 01:27:44,625
You tell her...
1486
01:27:45,893 --> 01:27:49,263
- all the good stuff.
- Doc...
1487
01:27:50,430 --> 01:27:52,099
you're gonna be okay.
1488
01:27:53,000 --> 01:27:54,768
I have been.
1489
01:27:55,402 --> 01:27:57,104
Many times.
1490
01:27:59,206 --> 01:28:01,008
More than my share.
1491
01:28:07,881 --> 01:28:09,783
Doc, we can fix this.
1492
01:28:11,885 --> 01:28:14,555
You know, you really
are awful at bluffing.
1493
01:28:18,759 --> 01:28:21,228
But you're pretty good at the rest of it.
1494
01:28:23,597 --> 01:28:25,465
All of it, really.
1495
01:28:25,532 --> 01:28:28,235
Please let me save you, Doc.
1496
01:28:28,769 --> 01:28:33,607
Oh, darling, you did.
1497
01:28:36,243 --> 01:28:37,744
Doc.
1498
01:28:40,647 --> 01:28:43,050
Wynonna Earp.
1499
01:29:13,580 --> 01:29:17,284
The box, Mina...
1500
01:29:18,318 --> 01:29:19,886
and Peacemaker.
1501
01:29:19,953 --> 01:29:22,022
It's down there, too.
1502
01:29:24,725 --> 01:29:27,694
I meant it when I said
he'd protect it forever.
1503
01:29:29,730 --> 01:29:32,265
And I'm gonna stay and protect him.
1504
01:29:37,704 --> 01:29:40,273
Thanks again for flying in, Jeremy.
1505
01:29:40,907 --> 01:29:42,609
Are you kidding?
1506
01:29:42,676 --> 01:29:44,411
I would have come by canoe.
1507
01:29:46,580 --> 01:29:52,319
It was a damn good funeral
for his, uh, second funeral.
1508
01:29:54,021 --> 01:29:56,089
You're welcome to stay in Purgatory
1509
01:29:56,156 --> 01:29:58,692
at the homestead as long as you like.
1510
01:29:59,159 --> 01:30:01,728
Thank you, but uh, I don't think my back
1511
01:30:01,795 --> 01:30:03,964
can take another night in the craft room.
1512
01:30:04,031 --> 01:30:06,800
And my liver definitely
can't take more Earpin'.
1513
01:30:13,373 --> 01:30:15,042
I get it.
1514
01:30:15,108 --> 01:30:17,310
You've got some work to do.
1515
01:30:18,011 --> 01:30:20,247
Like finding a way to fix this.
1516
01:30:21,081 --> 01:30:23,984
Yeah. Yeah, Black Badge
has a lot of unconventional
1517
01:30:24,051 --> 01:30:26,186
resources at our disposal.
1518
01:30:27,320 --> 01:30:30,223
- I'll try, Wynonna.
- You'll do better than that.
1519
01:30:31,758 --> 01:30:33,326
I promise.
1520
01:30:34,161 --> 01:30:36,263
It'll help that I hired the most ingenious
1521
01:30:36,329 --> 01:30:37,898
researcher I've ever met.
1522
01:30:38,565 --> 01:30:40,867
Do send photos of Abu Simbel.
1523
01:30:40,934 --> 01:30:43,003
Don't open any cursed tombs.
1524
01:30:43,070 --> 01:30:45,138
I'm not allowed to enjoy my weekends?
1525
01:30:47,307 --> 01:30:49,776
Oh, try the fatteh, but
maybe not the street meat.
1526
01:30:49,843 --> 01:30:51,812
I'm still gonna be vegan in Egypt.
1527
01:30:51,878 --> 01:30:53,313
No pyramid schemes.
1528
01:30:53,380 --> 01:30:55,816
Very funny.
1529
01:30:55,882 --> 01:30:58,285
And so lovely.
1530
01:30:58,351 --> 01:30:59,953
I'm proud of you.
1531
01:31:01,655 --> 01:31:03,223
Whoa.
1532
01:31:04,191 --> 01:31:07,761
Jeremy says the agency
is rife with corruption.
1533
01:31:07,828 --> 01:31:10,363
We need to find out who
Lafferty was working for.
1534
01:31:10,430 --> 01:31:11,765
You will,
1535
01:31:11,832 --> 01:31:14,835
because you are...
1536
01:31:14,901 --> 01:31:17,704
Waverly goddamn head cheerleader,
1537
01:31:17,771 --> 01:31:21,374
tentacle resistant Earp.
1538
01:31:21,975 --> 01:31:24,411
Don't forget Nicole Haught's wife.
1539
01:31:24,478 --> 01:31:26,046
Hmm.
1540
01:31:26,947 --> 01:31:28,582
Okay, my turn.
1541
01:31:29,316 --> 01:31:32,652
Don't be too hard on
her, but don't be too soft.
1542
01:31:32,719 --> 01:31:34,988
I'm gonna whip her into shape.
1543
01:31:37,157 --> 01:31:39,292
I'll be home for Easter.
1544
01:31:40,427 --> 01:31:41,428
I know.
1545
01:31:41,495 --> 01:31:44,498
♪ I'm ready now
1546
01:31:44,564 --> 01:31:46,800
♪ Stand my ground
1547
01:31:46,867 --> 01:31:50,403
♪ There's a fighter coming out
1548
01:31:51,104 --> 01:31:54,241
♪ And I won't back down
1549
01:31:55,542 --> 01:31:56,877
Hey, let me help you.
1550
01:31:56,943 --> 01:31:58,512
Whoa, geez, Waves,
1551
01:31:58,578 --> 01:31:59,880
how many bras did you pack?
1552
01:31:59,946 --> 01:32:01,848
Hey, that's sexist!
1553
01:32:02,249 --> 01:32:03,283
. Over 20.
1554
01:32:03,350 --> 01:32:05,519
Finally learning from my mistakes.
1555
01:32:05,585 --> 01:32:07,354
Bye.
1556
01:32:07,420 --> 01:32:09,489
Actually feels like I'm finally embracing
1557
01:32:09,556 --> 01:32:11,191
my inner Wynonna.
1558
01:32:13,026 --> 01:32:15,896
- Here's to the adventure.
- You've earned it.
1559
01:32:16,763 --> 01:32:21,168
Well, as long as you've
got your passport, Agent Earp.
1560
01:32:21,935 --> 01:32:23,637
I have a passport.
1561
01:32:23,703 --> 01:32:26,540
Amazing.
1562
01:32:26,606 --> 01:32:28,208
Thanks for staying.
1563
01:32:28,708 --> 01:32:29,876
Yeah, I want to.
1564
01:32:35,081 --> 01:32:37,617
♪ I'm ready now
1565
01:32:37,684 --> 01:32:40,053
♪ To stand my ground
1566
01:32:40,120 --> 01:32:42,823
♪ No more hiding who I am
1567
01:32:42,889 --> 01:32:46,059
♪ I'm not running again
1568
01:32:47,661 --> 01:32:49,963
♪ I won't back down
1569
01:32:50,030 --> 01:32:53,099
♪ I won't back down
1570
01:32:57,204 --> 01:33:02,542
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
1571
01:33:03,643 --> 01:33:06,246
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
1572
01:33:08,782 --> 01:33:10,293
Does anybody have a rake or something?
1573
01:33:10,317 --> 01:33:12,052
I've got one hell of an itch.
1574
01:33:12,118 --> 01:33:14,120
Oh, boo-hoo, we get it. You love casts.
1575
01:33:14,187 --> 01:33:15,765
You gonna let her talk to me like that?
1576
01:33:15,789 --> 01:33:18,658
Okay, we're gonna get
her trained in citizen relations.
1577
01:33:18,725 --> 01:33:20,994
- Good luck.
- After we deputize her.
1578
01:33:21,528 --> 01:33:25,031
I can't believe I'm a
cop. Are we sure I left hell?
1579
01:33:25,098 --> 01:33:27,868
It gets worse. I hear
your boss is a real hard-ass.
1580
01:33:27,934 --> 01:33:30,770
Hey. Don't make me
tear down that fishing hut.
1581
01:33:33,640 --> 01:33:35,575
Fishing's over for the year.
1582
01:33:37,010 --> 01:33:38,979
But huntin' season's about to begin.
1583
01:33:39,045 --> 01:33:41,882
You guys still haven't
found that sexy werewolf, huh?
1584
01:33:41,948 --> 01:33:45,018
Well, we didn't know how sexy it is.
1585
01:33:45,418 --> 01:33:46,586
Nicole, come on.
1586
01:33:46,653 --> 01:33:49,489
And it's Sheriff Haught.
1587
01:33:51,358 --> 01:33:52,926
Okay...
1588
01:33:54,761 --> 01:33:59,099
I'm Deputy Earp reporting for duty.
1589
01:34:00,834 --> 01:34:02,168
You said duty.
1590
01:34:02,235 --> 01:34:04,471
Keep it professional,
Sheriff. We're on the clock.
1591
01:34:07,040 --> 01:34:09,309
This a war on top buttons?
1592
01:34:09,876 --> 01:34:11,544
Let's get to work.
1593
01:34:38,672 --> 01:34:42,375
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