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[ominous music playing]
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[zombie beggar groaning,
snarling]
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[police sirens wailing
in distance]
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[groaning, snarling]
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[Freddy] Great.
Thank you very much! [grunts]
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- What the hell, dude?
- [music concludes]
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Spare change.
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[Freddy] Hey,
you saw what happened.
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Can I get another milkshake?
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Fuck you.
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["Penny for a Smile"
playing over radio]
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♪ Baby, I've been going
Kind of crazy ♪
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♪ About this wicked way... ♪
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Skeleton Army
has betrayed you...
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They now dance to your agony
as you burn to ashes.
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- You are dead.
- [Freddy grunts]
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- That's harsh.
- [car door closes]
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You wanna know
what's harsh, okay?
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This dead meat
asking me for money
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with gold teeth in his mouth.
Unbelievable.
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- Wait, take this! Take this!
- Watch it, Freddy! [grunts]
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This is a limited
foil cover edition!
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[Freddy] Hey, hey, I... I noticed
you had no shoes.
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He doesn't care.
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[Freddy] And I wanted
to find out what... [grunts]
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Just kidding. [screams]
Gimme that.
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- [Karl sighs]
- [exhales, laughs]
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- [imitates zombie snarling]
- [sighs]
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[grunts]
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Don't put that
in your mouth, Freddy!
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What?
What are you, a zombiphobe now?
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You gotta stop doing this, okay?
You're gonna get us in trouble.
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Survival of the strongest.
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- Survival of the fittest.
- Whatever, dude, okay?
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- He doesn't need it. I do.
- You need nasty gold teeth?
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No! I need cash, okay?
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Besides, what do zombies
needs money for anyway?
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I guess earning money
is all they ever did
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when they were alive. [chuckles]
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What a bunch of losers.
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- [both laugh]
- [cell phone ringing]
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- Oh! Time to work.
- [Freddy clears throat]
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[song concludes]
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- Hey, Maggie!
- Hey, shit-face.
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I've got another pickup for you,
and don't fuck it up this time.
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Don't fuck up this...
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No, we're not
gonna fuck up this time.
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- Give us the info, Maggie.
- [upbeat music playing]
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[tires screeching]
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Ladies and gentlemen,
the dead are back.
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[zombie growling]
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[Judith] There's no
flesh-eating behavior,
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nor hunger for brain,
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they're just...
[inhales] ...here.
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And that's the real disaster,
isn't it?
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[Bill] So, you're saying
we have to relearn
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our behaviors towards
the living-dead?
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The less offensive term
would be living-impaired.
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- [audience cheering]
- What do you think, folks?
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[audience applauds]
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[blogger] I lost my job!
They don't sleep.
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How the fuck can we compete
with these damn zombies?
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Rain. Rain.
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Population has dramatically
grown by 175%
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within the last six months.
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It is now illegal for people
to dig up their loved ones.
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Zombies you'd like to fuck.
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[reporter] Protests are rising
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all over the world as the undead
claim equal rights.
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I'm Brad Thompson
for Coleman News. [sighs]
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Good night,
and God bless America.
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[both] We're invincible.
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[music concludes]
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- [doorbell ringing]
- [both sigh]
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[Karl] Mister McKenna? Hi.
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Coleman's Retirement Services
for the Living-Impaired.
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- You called us?
- Yes! Uh,
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thank you for coming...
[chuckles] ...so promptly,
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- you guys are fast. [chuckles]
- [Karl] Yeah.
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Um... [clicks tongue]
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Now, I want you to know
that we do love him, dearly,
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and it was a hard decision
for us to make.
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We totally understand, sir.
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You see, it's my father-in-law,
and it's important for my wife
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that he be treated with dignity.
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- That is our policy, yeah.
- Okay.
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My wife is very
fragile emotionally.
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- So, if you could...
- [gun fires]
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[Susan] Oh!
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[operatic music playing
over stereo]
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[Susan] Oh, Pop-Pop!
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- [sobs]
- [Seth] What did you do?
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I swear if you shot him
in the brain, I...
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- [snarls]
- That was close.
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[sighs]
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How many times
do I need to tell you?
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No more shooting at Pop-Pop!
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You said it yourself, Pop-Pop
is just a fucking zombie.
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[snarls]
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[chuckles] Kids... [laughs]
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No, Pop-Pop
is living-impaired, hmm?
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And the living-impaired
have rights,
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so you can't shoot them, okay?
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He's just like a...
[inhales sharply]
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- Like a retard. Hmm? Uh...
- Hmm.
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We don't shoot retards,
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- do we?
- [clicks tongue]
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- No, we don't.
- [Karl] Listen, uh, sir.
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[chuckles] I don't wanna be mean
and put pressure or anything
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- but we're on the clock.
- [Seth] Yes, I... I'm sorry.
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Please proceed
with the extraction.
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- [Karl] All right.
- [Seth inhales sharply] Um.
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- [groans]
- Okay.
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- [grunts]
- [groans]
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- Are you sure this is necessary?
- They're professionals, honey.
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- [straining]
- [Karl] I think we got him.
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[Pop-Pop groans]
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Careful guys,
that chair is priceless.
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- Yeah. Yeah.
- [groans]
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[Freddy] This ugly bastard
is stronger than he looks like.
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[straining]
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[gasps, whimpers]
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Totally normal.
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[breathes rapidly]
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Hey! Like new.
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See what we had to
deal with every day. [chuckles]
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Okay, I'm just gonna need
a signature right here.
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Let's just proceed
to payment. Uh...
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- [card reader beeping]
- Jeez. [groans]
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The card reader,
it's messed up again, man.
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Oh, what the heck is that?
That's really weird.
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So sorry about this, sir, um...
Do you mind paying cash?
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Here you go.
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- Thank you.
- You did the right choice.
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- Okay, come on.
- [Pop-Pop groaning]
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Hey, pleasure doing
business with you, dude.
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- I mean, sir.
- Bye-bye now.
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[suspenseful music playing]
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[Karl] All right.
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[music concludes]
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[doorbell ringing]
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[operatic music playing
over stereo]
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- [Seth] Hello.
- [Stanley] Hi. Mister McKenna?
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Coleman Retirement Services
for the Living-Impaired.
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I... I believe your colleagues...
[chuckles nervously]
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Have already taken...
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- [groans]
- Honey?
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[protestors]
Maddox Art is murder!
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Maddox Art is murder!
Maddox Art is murder!
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Maddox Art is murder!
Maddox Art is murder!
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Maddox Art is murder!
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Karl, my man!
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Freddy, you're getting
depressingly uninspiring.
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- What do you mean?
- [Don] Don't worry about it.
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[Pop-Pop snarls]
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What am I supposed
to do with this?
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Come on, Don, it's not that bad!
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His head is holding
on a pogo stick!
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Exactly! Which makes him,
uh... inspiring.
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Yeah, like the, uh,
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the magnificent
head-spinning zombie, dude!
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- Whoa! [cheers]
- Whoa!
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- Whoa!
- See, art!
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You wouldn't know art
if it bit you on the ass.
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I'm not going to take this one.
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- Don.
- Or at least, not at full price.
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We have the certificate
of termination and everything.
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He's legit, I mean,
you could do whatever you want
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with him, you know, uh,
no one cares.
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- I'll give you half.
- What?
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- Take it or leave it.
- That is an insult.
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There's no deal.
Come on, Karl, we're leaving.
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Fine, you win. Half-price.
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- What are you doing?
- [Karl] We're broke, remember?
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Oh, my.
You have the softest hands.
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I moisturize.
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[inspirational music playing]
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Oh, hi! I'm Bob Coleman.
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And for years
we've been studying
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the most complex structure
of the universe.
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The human brain.
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Each second,
a hundred billion neurons
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are sending ten thousand
electro-chemical signals
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making us behave the way we do.
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That's why this
cute little creature... [laughs]
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Makes you feel warm
and fuzzy inside.
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At Coleman,
we're dedicated to unlocking
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the secrets of the mind.
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Help the research,
donate your loved ones
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through our Retirement Services
for the Living-Impaired.
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[music concludes]
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- [gate clanging]
- [ominous music playing]
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[alarm buzzing]
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- Great.
- Hmm. Bye.
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[music concludes]
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[Karl] Your vampire hero
stands before Shiva,
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the last god of evil.
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And...
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[country music playing
over stereo]
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Shiva the Destroyer
destroys Dracula.
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Huh.
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Why don't you just
skip to the end?
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What are you talking about?
That would be cheating.
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The whole book is cheating.
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I mean, look at Dracula.
He's all thin and handsome.
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- He has to be thin and handsome.
- No, no, no, no.
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See, blood is super rich, dude.
I mean, he'd be fat.
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- At the very least, chubby.
- [man] Hey, Maggie!
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Maggie, Maggie, Maggie! Listen!
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Do you think Dracula, the king
of the undead, would be fat?
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That is exactly why
I don't hang out with you guys.
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- This and that ugly hat.
- This?
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This is a hunter's hat,
and I'm hunting so...
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- it's appropriate.
- Huh.
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And I thank God everyday
we didn't come
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from the same ball sack.
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Huh. Thank you. That's nice.
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Hey, Maggie,
I got you a milkshake.
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Why?
You know I don't drink milk.
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Well, milk builds strong bones.
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- I'm lactose-intolerant, Freddy.
- Oh, I don't mind farts.
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- Farts are natural.
- Stop.
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Karl, just hand me my share.
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Uncle Gary!
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There's an ear
in my fries, again!
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Yeah, I... I told the cook
about it,
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but he couldn't hear me!
[splutters, laughs]
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[Freddy laughs sarcastically]
Good one!
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I'm gonna leave you
a bad review!
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This time I'm serious!
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[clears throat] Karl.
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- [Karl] Yup.
- You're short.
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Oh, yeah. Um... [chuckles]
funny story.
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Don, he paid us half
because it was damaged goods,
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and, uh, that's not our fault,
technically so, uh...
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- [Freddy] Mm-hmm.
- [Karl] Yeah.
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Are you pissing down my back
and calling it rain?
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[chokes]
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No! We're not into that thing.
[inhales sharply]
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It's a metaphor, you dumb-ass.
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00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,608
Look, can you just
trust me for once?
242
00:12:55,975 --> 00:12:57,109
- Trust?
- [Karl] Yeah.
243
00:12:57,376 --> 00:12:58,977
[Captain Picard toy]
Listen to your brother.
244
00:12:58,978 --> 00:13:00,211
You know he's telling the truth.
245
00:13:00,212 --> 00:13:03,516
Oh, oh, did you hear that?
Even the captain... Hey!
246
00:13:04,016 --> 00:13:06,017
You're a lying
piece of shit, Karl!
247
00:13:06,018 --> 00:13:08,218
[Captain Picard toy] You're
a lying piece of shit, Karl.
248
00:13:08,721 --> 00:13:09,988
That's a collectable.
249
00:13:09,989 --> 00:13:14,526
Maybe we might have
beheaded the pickup.
250
00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:16,694
Hey, hey, hey! Traitor!
251
00:13:16,695 --> 00:13:18,096
- See, I knew it!
- No, no, no, no, no,
252
00:13:18,097 --> 00:13:21,032
no, no, no!
And this is horse shit, okay!
253
00:13:21,033 --> 00:13:22,267
We're the ones doing
all the hard work
254
00:13:22,268 --> 00:13:23,835
while you sit
on your fat ass all day!
255
00:13:23,836 --> 00:13:25,570
- Hey!
- [chuckles] Oh, really?
256
00:13:25,571 --> 00:13:27,105
Ow, ah, my knee!
257
00:13:27,106 --> 00:13:29,007
[Maggie] Really, can you hack
into Coleman's system? Hmm?
258
00:13:29,008 --> 00:13:30,575
- Any of you?
- [sighs]
259
00:13:30,576 --> 00:13:33,111
I guess you'd ask
Captain Galacticus to do it?
260
00:13:33,112 --> 00:13:34,952
No, Captain Galacticus
would ask Meta to do it.
261
00:13:35,114 --> 00:13:37,182
Well, then I'm Meta,
he's the muscle
262
00:13:37,183 --> 00:13:39,318
and you're just a prick
getting a free ride.
263
00:13:40,686 --> 00:13:42,120
Wait, you're leaving, already?
264
00:13:42,121 --> 00:13:44,989
Yeah, I've had my dose
of cheesedicks for one day.
265
00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:46,692
Anyway, I got a date.
266
00:13:47,226 --> 00:13:49,195
- A date? With who?
- [Maggie] Later!
267
00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:52,063
- We were supposed to celebrate!
- [doorbell dings]
268
00:13:52,064 --> 00:13:53,732
Hey! Thanks a lot, Judas.
269
00:13:54,033 --> 00:13:58,036
For your information, I know
exactly what a metamorph is!
270
00:13:58,037 --> 00:13:59,671
- Metaphor.
- Metaph...
271
00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:00,939
- [Karl] Metaphor.
- Metaphlor.
272
00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:02,540
- [Karl] Yeah, there you go.
- Metaphlor.
273
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:06,344
[classical music playing]
274
00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:07,513
[mumbles]
275
00:14:11,150 --> 00:14:12,618
[snorts]
276
00:14:17,723 --> 00:14:19,525
[Hannity clears throat]
277
00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:23,361
[exhales deeply]
278
00:14:27,032 --> 00:14:29,268
[Hannity] By all means.
Finish your cracker.
279
00:14:33,772 --> 00:14:37,009
This is one of Coleman's biggest
processing plants worldwide.
280
00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:39,711
In order for operations
to run smoothly
281
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:41,280
and for the company to profit,
282
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:44,349
every employee must follow
the chain of command
283
00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:48,921
with integrity, excellence,
dedication and initiative.
284
00:14:49,421 --> 00:14:51,823
We expect no less
from our workers,
285
00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:54,560
and we won't hesitate
to cut off dead weed
286
00:14:55,995 --> 00:14:58,664
in order to allow
for stronger growth.
287
00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:02,968
That being said,
do you know why you're here?
288
00:15:03,869 --> 00:15:07,005
We, um,
we got our pickup stolen.
289
00:15:07,006 --> 00:15:10,842
Hmm. Not just one pickup, Dave.
290
00:15:10,843 --> 00:15:12,744
Oh, uh, actually,
it's, uh, Stanley.
291
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:15,281
Ah. [exhales] Stanley.
292
00:15:15,547 --> 00:15:18,549
Over the last month,
there have been a lot
293
00:15:18,550 --> 00:15:22,988
of missing pickups
and repeated errors
294
00:15:23,188 --> 00:15:28,394
all coming from your sector.
295
00:15:30,629 --> 00:15:33,599
Cracker? Mm-hmm.
296
00:15:33,999 --> 00:15:37,235
It's not our fault,
we... we think some jackasses
297
00:15:37,236 --> 00:15:38,671
are posing as us and, uh,
298
00:15:40,306 --> 00:15:42,273
they're, um,
stealing our pickups,
299
00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:44,008
- right before we get there.
- [Hannity] Coleman's pickups!
300
00:15:44,009 --> 00:15:45,010
Gentlemen!
301
00:15:45,210 --> 00:15:47,445
You are currently owing
the company 25,000 dollars,
302
00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:49,481
and we're withholding
your last pay...
303
00:15:50,249 --> 00:15:52,051
until the situation is resolved.
304
00:15:54,653 --> 00:15:57,356
- Understood?
- Understood, sir.
305
00:15:58,023 --> 00:16:00,125
[upbeat music playing]
306
00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:02,694
Damn!
307
00:16:16,775 --> 00:16:18,110
[music concludes]
308
00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:20,746
[Mrs. Neard] Coming, dear!
309
00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:24,816
Good morning, Mrs. Neard.
Is, uh, is Karl up?
310
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:26,151
They're going to take me.
311
00:16:27,286 --> 00:16:28,987
- What? Who?
- [Mrs. Neard] The doctors.
312
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,956
They told me I was impaired.
313
00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:33,257
Nobody's gonna take you,
Mrs. Neard.
314
00:16:33,258 --> 00:16:35,193
I'm pretty sure
you're not dead yet. [chuckles]
315
00:16:35,194 --> 00:16:37,295
Just tell them
I won't be leaving my home.
316
00:16:37,296 --> 00:16:38,576
Oh, don't worry, I'll tell them.
317
00:16:38,797 --> 00:16:40,099
Good!
318
00:16:41,533 --> 00:16:43,935
Now, don't just stand there,
darling, come in!
319
00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:45,170
[Freddy] Okay. Great!
320
00:16:45,471 --> 00:16:47,373
[upbeat music playing
over speakers]
321
00:16:52,111 --> 00:16:54,046
- Hey, big boy.
- [Karl] Hey you!
322
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:57,416
- Wanna have boobs for breakfast?
- [Karl] Affirmative.
323
00:16:57,750 --> 00:16:59,018
[Jane moans]
324
00:16:59,718 --> 00:17:01,353
That'll be 200 credits, honey.
325
00:17:02,554 --> 00:17:03,555
[chuckles]
326
00:17:05,057 --> 00:17:06,977
- [Karl] I'm coming, baby.
- [notification dings]
327
00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:09,061
Love the sound of that!
328
00:17:09,495 --> 00:17:11,829
- [door slams]
- [Freddy] What you gonna do
329
00:17:11,830 --> 00:17:14,499
when Wild Gringo walks on you?
330
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:16,111
- [Karl] Hey, hey! No!
- [Freddy] Get over here!
331
00:17:16,135 --> 00:17:18,170
Oh, God, no.
332
00:17:18,404 --> 00:17:23,575
[Freddy] Whoo!
One, two, three! Whoo!
333
00:17:24,143 --> 00:17:28,414
And the crowd goes wild
for Wild Gringo!
334
00:17:28,647 --> 00:17:30,749
- Whoo!
- Freddy! [pants]
335
00:17:32,317 --> 00:17:33,317
What?
336
00:17:33,318 --> 00:17:35,087
What do you mean what?
I was busy!
337
00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:38,223
- Don't look.
- [Zelvirella] Hmm.
338
00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:42,160
- You were masturbating?
- Yes okay! Get out!
339
00:17:42,161 --> 00:17:43,195
[Freddy] Okay.
340
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,029
[Karl] Get out!
341
00:17:45,030 --> 00:17:46,565
I'll give you couple of minutes.
342
00:17:46,965 --> 00:17:49,935
- [pants] Fuck! [groans]
- [music concludes]
343
00:17:50,135 --> 00:17:53,072
[soft music playing]
344
00:18:02,614 --> 00:18:03,649
[knocking on the door]
345
00:18:04,016 --> 00:18:05,250
[Maggie grunts]
346
00:18:06,852 --> 00:18:08,153
Are you busy, too?
347
00:18:09,655 --> 00:18:11,390
Yeah. [sighs]
348
00:18:12,658 --> 00:18:16,361
- So, had a fun night?
- [Maggie] Yeah.
349
00:18:16,795 --> 00:18:19,098
It was the best fucking night
of my life.
350
00:18:19,331 --> 00:18:21,767
Cool, cool, cool,
cool, cool, cool, cool.
351
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,303
[sighs]
352
00:18:25,304 --> 00:18:28,072
[Freddy] So, um, yeah, uh,
353
00:18:28,073 --> 00:18:31,477
Maggie, I've been
thinking a lot.
354
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:32,944
[gulps]
355
00:18:33,345 --> 00:18:37,482
Well, I just wanted to say
that you are...
356
00:18:37,483 --> 00:18:38,450
- [computer chimes]
- [Maggie] Oh.
357
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,352
- [shushes]
- so...
358
00:18:40,652 --> 00:18:41,753
[keyboard clacking]
359
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:45,224
Huh.
You guys ready for a pickup?
360
00:18:45,557 --> 00:18:48,527
Pickup? Yes, yes!
Hell... Heck, yeah.
361
00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:53,398
Uh. Karl's gonna need
like five minutes.
362
00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:54,900
- Why?
- [music concludes]
363
00:18:57,236 --> 00:18:58,370
[Karl] Jeez.
364
00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:01,907
Is this really the place?
365
00:19:03,041 --> 00:19:05,610
Hey!
You're my best friend, Karl.
366
00:19:05,611 --> 00:19:07,546
Can I get your honest opinion
on something?
367
00:19:07,846 --> 00:19:08,846
Sure.
368
00:19:11,216 --> 00:19:13,784
Okay. So, you want
my honest opinion
369
00:19:13,785 --> 00:19:16,922
- on a rotten finger?
- No, dude! The... the ring!
370
00:19:18,457 --> 00:19:20,626
[clicks tongue]
It's ugly. Happy?
371
00:19:22,361 --> 00:19:24,830
Hey! Uh. I'm thinking about
proposing to your sister.
372
00:19:25,063 --> 00:19:27,365
Half-sister! Wait! Wait! Wait!
373
00:19:27,366 --> 00:19:29,934
Yeah. I mean,
I don't know, I... I feel ready,
374
00:19:29,935 --> 00:19:31,536
and I'm pretty sure she is, too.
375
00:19:31,537 --> 00:19:33,704
[scoffs] Don't you think
you're skipping
376
00:19:33,705 --> 00:19:36,874
crucial steps here?
You're not even dating!
377
00:19:36,875 --> 00:19:39,277
Oh, my God, and that
horrid thing stinks, man.
378
00:19:39,278 --> 00:19:40,545
Well, yeah,
that's just the finger.
379
00:19:40,546 --> 00:19:42,079
If... It's the ring
stuck to it...
380
00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:45,082
- If I can get the ring off...
- Freddy, it says "OG" on it.
381
00:19:45,083 --> 00:19:46,717
Yeah,
'cause she's my Original Girl.
382
00:19:46,718 --> 00:19:47,886
It's a gangster ring!
383
00:19:48,420 --> 00:19:51,590
And you know what, man,
dating a coworker is unethical!
384
00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:55,160
Yeah. Especially my sister.
385
00:19:55,394 --> 00:19:57,228
- Half-sister!
- Whatever, man!
386
00:19:57,229 --> 00:19:59,598
This conversation
grosses me out!
387
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:01,466
Maggie doesn't even like you.
388
00:20:04,303 --> 00:20:07,338
- Freddy, I'm... I'm sorry, man.
- [Freddy] No. No.
389
00:20:07,339 --> 00:20:09,173
- No, no, I'm sorry.
- [Freddy] You're probably right!
390
00:20:09,174 --> 00:20:11,242
Because masturbating
to ZILFs on the internet
391
00:20:11,243 --> 00:20:12,777
makes you a relationship expert.
392
00:20:12,778 --> 00:20:15,479
- Oh, okay, you wanna go there?
- Yeah, I wanna go there!
393
00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:18,950
- Let's go there! Let's go there!
- Yeah, I wanna go there!
394
00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:19,951
- [taser zaps]
- [groans]
395
00:20:20,485 --> 00:20:21,652
[pants]
396
00:20:21,653 --> 00:20:23,855
[groans] Ow!
397
00:20:25,490 --> 00:20:26,792
[groans]
398
00:20:30,662 --> 00:20:32,163
[Stanley]
Rise and shine, ladies!
399
00:20:32,164 --> 00:20:33,331
[both pant]
400
00:20:33,332 --> 00:20:35,410
- [Stanley] What do we have here?
- [exhales heavily]
401
00:20:35,434 --> 00:20:41,440
Karl Neard... [chuckles]
and, uh, Freddy Mercks,
402
00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:44,375
crocodile hunter's
little brother
403
00:20:44,376 --> 00:20:45,876
and his hippo friend.
404
00:20:45,877 --> 00:20:47,478
Well, I'll have you know
that hippos are actually
405
00:20:47,479 --> 00:20:48,946
one of the deadliest animals
of the...
406
00:20:48,947 --> 00:20:50,382
Oh. Shut up!
407
00:20:52,184 --> 00:20:53,784
And by the way,
we're no longer friends.
408
00:20:53,785 --> 00:20:56,153
Really?
You really want to do this now?
409
00:20:56,154 --> 00:20:58,222
I'm sorry.
Do you guys hear something?
410
00:20:58,223 --> 00:20:59,557
- Oh, come on.
- 'Cause I don't hear anything.
411
00:20:59,558 --> 00:21:01,758
- Freddy, they have guns!
- [Stanley] Yes! We have guns!
412
00:21:01,860 --> 00:21:03,694
- Listen to your friend!
- He's not my friend!
413
00:21:03,695 --> 00:21:04,730
[gun fires]
414
00:21:06,365 --> 00:21:10,035
- Shut up! Shut the hell up!
- [tense music playing]
415
00:21:10,802 --> 00:21:12,762
Don't you two idiots
want to know why you're here?
416
00:21:14,239 --> 00:21:19,043
- Well, we're here for a pick up.
- Yes, I know, I called it in!
417
00:21:19,044 --> 00:21:21,512
- It was a trap!
- [Rocco laughs]
418
00:21:21,513 --> 00:21:24,016
Jesus! We know you two idiots
stole from us!
419
00:21:24,483 --> 00:21:26,484
The ring. Right!
The gangster ring!
420
00:21:26,485 --> 00:21:29,954
- That's Maggie's ring!
- She doesn't like you.
421
00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:31,023
[gun fires]
422
00:21:34,826 --> 00:21:36,061
This isn't working.
423
00:21:36,528 --> 00:21:38,963
Rocco, I don't think these guys
understand what's going on here.
424
00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:40,764
Why don't you show them
what we're capable of.
425
00:21:40,899 --> 00:21:42,633
No, no, no, no,
we understand. It's fine.
426
00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:44,568
Rocco, this is not necessary,
please, please!
427
00:21:44,569 --> 00:21:46,370
- No! No! Please. [yelps]
- [gun fires]
428
00:21:46,371 --> 00:21:47,673
[music concludes]
429
00:21:50,008 --> 00:21:51,043
[Rocco groans]
430
00:21:55,914 --> 00:21:57,815
I'm just not quite sure
431
00:21:57,816 --> 00:21:59,536
what we're supposed
to understand from that.
432
00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:01,752
- Yeah, no, me neither.
- I mean...
433
00:22:01,753 --> 00:22:03,321
- [Stanley] Shut up!
- [tense music playing]
434
00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:06,591
You don't disrespect
the Wild Gringo. [groans]
435
00:22:06,792 --> 00:22:10,094
[grunts] Karl's grandma
hits harder than that!
436
00:22:10,095 --> 00:22:11,897
Grandma you say? She sweet?
437
00:22:12,230 --> 00:22:14,231
- She's the sweetest.
- Change of plans.
438
00:22:14,232 --> 00:22:16,767
- [taser buzzing]
- [music concludes]
439
00:22:16,768 --> 00:22:19,670
[Bill] Now, tell us again
what happened.
440
00:22:19,671 --> 00:22:21,405
[angry mother] Listen,
I have nothing
441
00:22:21,406 --> 00:22:22,773
against the living-impaired.
442
00:22:22,774 --> 00:22:26,243
But one of those got naked
in front of my six-year-old!
443
00:22:26,244 --> 00:22:27,378
Oh, come on!
444
00:22:27,379 --> 00:22:28,946
He doesn't even
have a penis anymore!
445
00:22:28,947 --> 00:22:30,548
[angry mother] Well,
I'm pretty sure I did see
446
00:22:30,549 --> 00:22:32,316
at least one testicle!
447
00:22:32,317 --> 00:22:35,120
[anchor] Ladies!
Now, what do you think?
448
00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:37,288
We'll be back
after these messages.
449
00:22:37,289 --> 00:22:39,091
[upbeat synth music playing]
450
00:22:45,464 --> 00:22:47,065
Fucking slackers!
451
00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:58,777
[music concludes]
452
00:23:00,078 --> 00:23:02,447
- [Maggie sighs]
- [both snoring]
453
00:23:03,081 --> 00:23:05,250
- Really, guys?
- Huh! What!
454
00:23:05,517 --> 00:23:07,485
- [grunts]
- You're piss drunk, aren't you?
455
00:23:07,486 --> 00:23:08,619
A trap! It was a trap!
456
00:23:08,620 --> 00:23:09,820
- What?
- [Freddy] The pickup!
457
00:23:09,821 --> 00:23:12,156
- The pickup was a trap! [pants]
- Yeah! There's blood!
458
00:23:12,157 --> 00:23:13,491
Is this blood? Is this my blood?
459
00:23:13,492 --> 00:23:14,725
I don't know! [pants]
460
00:23:14,726 --> 00:23:16,561
- What the hell is that?
- I don't know.
461
00:23:17,162 --> 00:23:18,662
Oh, my God!
462
00:23:18,663 --> 00:23:20,264
- [upbeat music playing]
- [Karl] What if it's a bomb?
463
00:23:20,265 --> 00:23:21,932
Okay, what are you guys on?
464
00:23:21,933 --> 00:23:24,201
- Go on, press Play!
- Are you insane?
465
00:23:24,202 --> 00:23:25,970
- Like I'm gonna fall for that.
- Okay, I'll do it!
466
00:23:25,971 --> 00:23:27,271
No, Freddy! No!
467
00:23:27,272 --> 00:23:28,873
Come on, guys,
it's not funny anymore.
468
00:23:28,874 --> 00:23:29,841
So... [exclaims]
469
00:23:29,842 --> 00:23:32,109
- [Karl] No! [grunts]
- [Freddy] So...
470
00:23:32,110 --> 00:23:35,880
[both grunt]
471
00:23:35,881 --> 00:23:38,215
Oh, Freddy. No!
472
00:23:38,216 --> 00:23:40,384
Our saving throw is not high
enough to survive this, Freddy.
473
00:23:40,385 --> 00:23:43,387
You know it! Please, please! No!
474
00:23:43,388 --> 00:23:45,791
- [music concludes]
- [Stanley clears throat]
475
00:23:46,458 --> 00:23:48,559
We work for Coleman
and we've uncovered
476
00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:50,061
your shitty little scheme.
477
00:23:50,395 --> 00:23:51,762
Grandma?
478
00:23:51,763 --> 00:23:54,331
You've stolen
25,000 dollars" worth
479
00:23:54,332 --> 00:23:55,934
of living-impaired pickups.
480
00:23:56,835 --> 00:24:00,806
But you know what,
make that 50, for our troubles.
481
00:24:01,139 --> 00:24:03,941
We want the money back
or sweet old granny over here
482
00:24:03,942 --> 00:24:05,009
goes bye-bye.
483
00:24:05,010 --> 00:24:08,180
I told you, I will not
be leaving my home.
484
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:10,715
[Stanley] You have 24 hours.
I'll call you.
485
00:24:14,486 --> 00:24:17,388
What kind of cheap-shot
fart-knuckle asshole
486
00:24:17,389 --> 00:24:18,657
goes for your grandma?
487
00:24:20,525 --> 00:24:24,696
Okay, guys, we need a quick job
that pays a lot.
488
00:24:25,263 --> 00:24:26,865
Like what? Robbing a bank?
489
00:24:27,065 --> 00:24:29,700
Oh! Why don't you ask
Don to help us?
490
00:24:29,701 --> 00:24:31,068
[Karl] No,
I'm not interested in that.
491
00:24:31,069 --> 00:24:32,069
- Yes!
- [Freddy] Yeah.
492
00:24:32,070 --> 00:24:34,906
No, no, no, I'm not sure
how I feel about it. [chuckles]
493
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:36,874
Why not? He's super connected
494
00:24:36,875 --> 00:24:39,043
and... [chuckles]
he really likes you, man.
495
00:24:39,044 --> 00:24:40,911
Yeah, exactly!
I mean, he's very, you know,
496
00:24:40,912 --> 00:24:42,614
"touchy-touchy-feely"
kind of guy,
497
00:24:42,814 --> 00:24:45,150
and it makes me uncomfortable.
I don't like it.
498
00:24:46,117 --> 00:24:49,487
That's it? You have any idea
how ridiculous you sound?
499
00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:50,588
Yeah!
You're being super selfish!
500
00:24:50,589 --> 00:24:51,990
- Oh.
- [Maggie] Karl...
501
00:24:53,158 --> 00:24:55,994
You gotta take one for Granny.
502
00:24:56,628 --> 00:24:59,097
[upbeat synth music playing]
503
00:25:13,378 --> 00:25:14,513
Jeez!
504
00:25:16,481 --> 00:25:19,184
- Jeez or jizz?
- What?
505
00:25:22,153 --> 00:25:25,289
[grunts] It's toothpaste.
Don't be so immature.
506
00:25:25,290 --> 00:25:26,290
Uh-huh.
507
00:25:26,591 --> 00:25:29,728
Karl, I'm glad you called.
508
00:25:30,662 --> 00:25:36,166
From what I understood,
you're in deep, and it stinks.
509
00:25:36,167 --> 00:25:39,470
[laughs] Now that
is an accurate metamorph,
510
00:25:39,471 --> 00:25:40,772
my good sir.
511
00:25:41,673 --> 00:25:44,309
Uh. Karl said you might
have a job for us?
512
00:25:44,576 --> 00:25:47,345
I don't, but the boss does.
513
00:25:47,846 --> 00:25:51,750
- A high profile pickup.
- So, when do we meet him?
514
00:25:51,983 --> 00:25:53,118
You're about to.
515
00:25:55,453 --> 00:25:57,922
- [music concludes]
- Ladies and gents,
516
00:25:57,923 --> 00:26:03,360
the mad artist of the macabre,
the one and only, Otto Maddox!
517
00:26:03,361 --> 00:26:05,263
[all applaud]
518
00:26:10,535 --> 00:26:12,871
[dramatic music playing]
519
00:26:35,627 --> 00:26:37,729
[garbling]
520
00:26:41,933 --> 00:26:44,703
- Huh, so it is art.
- [shushes]
521
00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:53,812
- [laughs]
- [music concludes]
522
00:26:54,179 --> 00:26:58,183
This is a nice place.
A bit dusty, but cozy.
523
00:26:58,483 --> 00:26:59,584
Listen up, Granny!
524
00:26:59,784 --> 00:27:01,519
Let me make this
crystal clear for you.
525
00:27:01,853 --> 00:27:05,290
You do what I say,
you don't run, you don't scream,
526
00:27:05,724 --> 00:27:07,826
and it'll all be over
in no time, hmm?
527
00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:09,928
But you try anything funny,
528
00:27:10,161 --> 00:27:12,964
and my friend, Rocco, over here,
is gonna impair you.
529
00:27:13,231 --> 00:27:16,001
Oh, I'm already impaired, dear,
but thank you.
530
00:27:17,168 --> 00:27:20,905
- I think I'm impaired too.
- No shit, Sherlock.
531
00:27:21,139 --> 00:27:23,674
The Darwin awards called,
they have a trophy for you.
532
00:27:23,675 --> 00:27:26,243
- Really?
- No! Not really, Rocco!
533
00:27:26,244 --> 00:27:28,479
Jesus Christ!
Look, I have shit to do.
534
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:30,514
You keep an eye out for me,
okay, while I'm gone.
535
00:27:30,515 --> 00:27:34,085
And stop playing with your gun.
536
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:36,920
God!
537
00:27:37,522 --> 00:27:41,326
My doctor said it's important
to keep your brain stimulated,
538
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:44,696
so I suppose they have
activities scheduled here?
539
00:27:45,296 --> 00:27:46,765
- Hmm.
- Bingo Mondays?
540
00:27:47,198 --> 00:27:48,933
Social dance Fridays?
541
00:27:49,734 --> 00:27:52,704
- [elevator bell dings]
- [elevator music playing]
542
00:27:52,904 --> 00:27:55,305
[Don] All right,
make yourselves comfortable,
543
00:27:55,306 --> 00:27:56,675
he'll be right with you.
544
00:27:58,977 --> 00:28:02,080
We'll talk about
my finder's fee later, hmm?
545
00:28:04,049 --> 00:28:05,049
[smacks]
546
00:28:07,385 --> 00:28:08,385
[music concludes]
547
00:28:09,354 --> 00:28:10,354
[sighs]
548
00:28:12,090 --> 00:28:13,758
For the record, I hate you guys.
549
00:28:14,059 --> 00:28:16,628
[Maggie] You're so stuck up, relax.
550
00:28:17,328 --> 00:28:19,863
- Wow. [sighs]
- [Freddy chuckles] Oh, dude!
551
00:28:19,864 --> 00:28:21,632
Isn't that the girl that
you were masturbating to?
552
00:28:21,633 --> 00:28:26,438
Shut! No! That's the real one.
553
00:28:26,705 --> 00:28:28,807
[soft tense music playing]
554
00:28:34,579 --> 00:28:37,348
Oh, my God. The jewels of rock.
555
00:28:37,982 --> 00:28:41,486
The blade of death.
Even got Rupert!
556
00:28:43,288 --> 00:28:46,524
- Isn't she marvelous?
- [Karl] Yeah.
557
00:28:46,791 --> 00:28:49,660
No! You got
a 35-millimeter print
558
00:28:49,661 --> 00:28:51,629
of the banned film Zelvirella?
559
00:28:51,930 --> 00:28:53,897
Sir, there's like only
five copies in the whole world!
560
00:28:53,898 --> 00:28:57,302
Yes, and I own all five of them.
[chuckles]
561
00:28:57,502 --> 00:29:00,672
- [Karl exhales]
- Welcome!
562
00:29:01,339 --> 00:29:05,543
Welcome to
my private exhibition. [inhales]
563
00:29:05,744 --> 00:29:09,748
- [Maggie] Oh, fuck me!
- [sneezes] God!
564
00:29:10,014 --> 00:29:13,751
Don told me you are the best
in the hunting business.
565
00:29:13,752 --> 00:29:17,355
- Really?
- Uh. Yes. Yes, we... we are.
566
00:29:17,922 --> 00:29:22,159
Yes. You know, I... I...
I really dig your style.
567
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:25,429
Thank you. Throughout my life,
I gathered quite the collection.
568
00:29:25,430 --> 00:29:29,433
Though I feel my existence
will remain incomplete
569
00:29:29,434 --> 00:29:33,938
until I possess this last,
but not least, precious piece.
570
00:29:34,205 --> 00:29:36,741
I want her at my arm,
tomorrow night,
571
00:29:37,041 --> 00:29:38,476
for my big performance.
572
00:29:39,677 --> 00:29:41,012
- Zelvirella?
- [Otto] Yes,
573
00:29:41,346 --> 00:29:45,083
the queen of the dead,
the exquisite Debbie Jones!
574
00:29:45,416 --> 00:29:47,651
She's been located,
in her family plot
575
00:29:47,652 --> 00:29:49,454
at the Country Hill Cemetery.
576
00:29:49,854 --> 00:29:51,956
You'll find all
the boring info in there.
577
00:29:53,091 --> 00:29:55,160
So, uh,
just another pickup then.
578
00:29:55,393 --> 00:29:57,294
Actually, it's a bit
more complicated.
579
00:29:57,295 --> 00:30:00,331
This cemetery
is Coleman's property.
580
00:30:00,832 --> 00:30:04,035
Wha... You want us
to steal from Coleman?
581
00:30:04,335 --> 00:30:05,969
Exactly!
582
00:30:05,970 --> 00:30:09,207
I do not want my name mixed
in some shady business.
583
00:30:09,607 --> 00:30:16,447
That's why I'll pay you
25,000 to bring her to me.
584
00:30:20,018 --> 00:30:23,153
You know, we're really looking
at the Express VIP service here,
585
00:30:23,154 --> 00:30:27,124
- and it's, uh, it's double.
- Oh, I'm not here to bargain,
586
00:30:27,125 --> 00:30:29,227
this is the job,
this is the payment.
587
00:30:29,460 --> 00:30:33,030
Well, all true collectors know
that Zelvirella is worth
588
00:30:33,031 --> 00:30:37,135
beyond the Express VIP service,
isn't she?
589
00:30:40,305 --> 00:30:41,305
[music concludes]
590
00:30:42,173 --> 00:30:46,211
He's very smart.
All right, 50,000 it is.
591
00:30:46,411 --> 00:30:47,879
Bring me my queen!
592
00:30:48,179 --> 00:30:49,581
So, let me get this straight.
593
00:30:49,914 --> 00:30:52,950
We wanna steal from Coleman
to repay Coleman,
594
00:30:52,951 --> 00:30:54,586
for stealing from Coleman.
595
00:30:54,919 --> 00:30:57,956
Yep! That is exactly
what we're gonna do.
596
00:31:01,793 --> 00:31:03,428
[soft music playing]
597
00:31:09,601 --> 00:31:11,202
- What?
- Nothing.
598
00:31:12,170 --> 00:31:15,139
No, it's just,
you're all glittery.
599
00:31:17,275 --> 00:31:20,377
- You're... It's pretty.
- [groans]
600
00:31:20,378 --> 00:31:23,313
- Uh. Thanks. I guess.
- [music concludes]
601
00:31:23,314 --> 00:31:24,948
[Freddy] Yeah!
It's super cool having you,
602
00:31:24,949 --> 00:31:26,149
you know, with us, in the van...
603
00:31:26,150 --> 00:31:27,951
- Watch out!
- [tires screeching]
604
00:31:27,952 --> 00:31:29,754
Have you got
a death wish, buddy?
605
00:31:29,954 --> 00:31:31,788
You're gonna
get us killed, asshole.
606
00:31:31,789 --> 00:31:35,093
Just pay attention to the road
instead of staring at me.
607
00:31:37,629 --> 00:31:38,930
That's really mean, Maggie.
608
00:31:39,230 --> 00:31:41,432
Like, have you ever
seen an asshole?
609
00:31:42,834 --> 00:31:44,135
It's not pretty!
610
00:31:46,037 --> 00:31:47,639
I looked at my asshole once.
611
00:31:49,707 --> 00:31:51,142
I mean, with a mirror, you know.
612
00:31:52,243 --> 00:31:54,479
What?
You guys were never curious?
613
00:31:56,481 --> 00:32:01,152
[Hannity] Overpopulation,
diseases, epidemic.
614
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:04,722
The smell alone
makes my stomach turn.
615
00:32:04,989 --> 00:32:07,825
Sixty million people
die each year on a global scale,
616
00:32:08,092 --> 00:32:10,727
adding to the living-impaired
population count.
617
00:32:10,728 --> 00:32:15,900
Now, in military terms...
we call that an invasion.
618
00:32:16,334 --> 00:32:17,567
What do you think
is gonna happen
619
00:32:17,568 --> 00:32:21,973
when they outnumber us,
when they turn against us?
620
00:32:22,273 --> 00:32:24,007
We need to restore balance,
621
00:32:24,008 --> 00:32:26,276
and the only way
for that change to occur
622
00:32:26,277 --> 00:32:29,781
is to engineer society's
perception of the undead.
623
00:32:30,415 --> 00:32:32,582
- All eyes will be on this event.
- [indistinct chatter on TV]
624
00:32:32,583 --> 00:32:35,052
Including
pro-living-impaired activists,
625
00:32:35,053 --> 00:32:38,289
making the Otto Maddox art show
a perfect target.
626
00:32:39,624 --> 00:32:42,360
Ladies and Gentlemen,
I am proud to present,
627
00:32:43,394 --> 00:32:44,962
Project Zoltan.
628
00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:47,732
[wheels rumbling]
629
00:32:48,700 --> 00:32:51,269
[Susan groaning]
630
00:32:53,905 --> 00:32:56,039
[Hannity] Doctor West,
the floor is yours.
631
00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:58,209
[ominous music playing]
632
00:32:59,944 --> 00:33:04,515
[whimpering]
633
00:33:05,350 --> 00:33:12,389
[screaming]
634
00:33:12,390 --> 00:33:13,558
[explodes]
635
00:33:19,197 --> 00:33:20,398
[music concludes]
636
00:33:20,631 --> 00:33:25,068
Mr. Hannity,
may I have a word with you?
637
00:33:25,069 --> 00:33:27,171
[soft music playing
over speakers]
638
00:33:31,309 --> 00:33:32,309
Sit.
639
00:33:36,547 --> 00:33:39,550
Sir, I understand
the situation might be unstable,
640
00:33:40,451 --> 00:33:42,653
but I assure you
the formula is working.
641
00:33:43,187 --> 00:33:44,288
And as people say,
642
00:33:45,323 --> 00:33:47,158
- shit happens.
- I'll stop you there.
643
00:33:48,493 --> 00:33:51,662
This little project of yours is
costing me a shitload of money!
644
00:33:52,330 --> 00:33:54,599
With all due respect, sir,
you can't make an omelet
645
00:33:54,932 --> 00:33:56,266
without breaking some eggs.
646
00:33:56,267 --> 00:33:58,970
And you can't make chicken soup
out of chicken shit, can you?
647
00:33:59,670 --> 00:34:03,441
This is it,
I'm shutting your ass down.
648
00:34:04,642 --> 00:34:06,077
You've got great qualities,
649
00:34:06,277 --> 00:34:10,748
I'm sure they'll appreciate you
at Coleman Malaysia. [chuckles]
650
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:24,595
- [music concludes]
- [thrilling music playing]
651
00:34:26,631 --> 00:34:28,366
[Maggie] Go, go, go, go, go!
Guys, come on.
652
00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:29,900
[car door closes]
653
00:34:47,485 --> 00:34:48,719
[Karl grunts]
654
00:34:50,822 --> 00:34:53,857
- [both] We're invincible!
- You guys need to dig fast,
655
00:34:53,858 --> 00:34:55,125
I don't know
how much time we got
656
00:34:55,126 --> 00:34:56,326
- before the next patrol.
- [grunts]
657
00:34:56,327 --> 00:34:58,095
Maybe you can, uh,
come out and help us.
658
00:34:58,096 --> 00:35:00,230
No, we only have
two shovels, genius.
659
00:35:00,231 --> 00:35:02,399
Yeah, no thanks. I'm just gonna
keep the engine running,
660
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:04,160
and keep an eye
on Coleman's Security System.
661
00:35:04,335 --> 00:35:06,770
Freddy, for fuck's sake,
tie your goddamn shoelaces!
662
00:35:06,771 --> 00:35:09,005
- No, I don't tie my shoes.
- What are you, five?
663
00:35:09,006 --> 00:35:10,340
Maggie, it's a way of life.
664
00:35:10,341 --> 00:35:12,008
The only time
Freddy got knocked out,
665
00:35:12,009 --> 00:35:13,210
he was tying his shoe.
666
00:35:13,211 --> 00:35:15,346
He sneezed and smashed
his face on his own knee.
667
00:35:15,546 --> 00:35:19,416
- Dude, dude! That was a secret.
- Four stitches!
668
00:35:19,417 --> 00:35:21,652
- Guys, I don't care. Just go!
- [Karl] Yeah.
669
00:35:23,788 --> 00:35:25,723
[keyboard clacking]
670
00:35:27,758 --> 00:35:29,193
[beeping]
671
00:35:30,461 --> 00:35:31,496
We're in.
672
00:35:32,396 --> 00:35:35,366
Debbie Jones,
here we come, baby.
673
00:35:38,035 --> 00:35:39,437
[both grunt]
674
00:35:40,004 --> 00:35:41,239
[laptop chimes]
675
00:35:44,709 --> 00:35:45,709
[Maggie] No way.
676
00:35:47,044 --> 00:35:49,312
[subject whimpering on screen]
677
00:35:49,313 --> 00:35:51,616
Coleman, you shady motherfucker.
678
00:35:56,254 --> 00:35:58,322
[Freddy groans, pants]
679
00:35:59,056 --> 00:36:00,324
[metallic thud]
680
00:36:02,793 --> 00:36:06,397
- Yeah. Yeah. [chuckles] Oh.
- [Karl] Yeah.
681
00:36:07,398 --> 00:36:08,399
No way.
682
00:36:09,433 --> 00:36:12,435
- Oh, shit!
- [both groaning]
683
00:36:12,436 --> 00:36:14,371
Guys! Guys, guys, guys!
We got to go!
684
00:36:14,372 --> 00:36:16,106
[shushes] Okay, I present to you
685
00:36:16,107 --> 00:36:18,075
the Queen of the dead,
686
00:36:18,376 --> 00:36:23,113
- Zelvirel... Oh, my God!
- Oh, fuck me!
687
00:36:23,114 --> 00:36:25,316
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
She's all dried up!
688
00:36:25,550 --> 00:36:28,185
Yeah, super dry,
like extra crispy dry!
689
00:36:28,186 --> 00:36:29,486
She's a freaking skeleton!
690
00:36:29,487 --> 00:36:31,087
There's no way Maddox
is gonna pay us for this.
691
00:36:31,088 --> 00:36:32,322
Let's give her a chance.
692
00:36:32,323 --> 00:36:34,324
Maybe she's still
somewhere in there.
693
00:36:34,325 --> 00:36:36,227
She just needs
our help waking up. Right?
694
00:36:36,794 --> 00:36:40,598
Hear my voice! Rise!
695
00:36:41,432 --> 00:36:42,633
Rise!
696
00:36:44,335 --> 00:36:46,269
- Rise!
- [Freddy grunts]
697
00:36:46,270 --> 00:36:47,837
[Karl]
You broke her into pieces!
698
00:36:47,838 --> 00:36:49,773
- [Freddy groans]
- Keep your fucking voices down!
699
00:36:49,774 --> 00:36:51,375
Or what, Maggie?
700
00:36:51,576 --> 00:36:53,577
I mean, look at this!
We're screwed anyway!
701
00:36:53,578 --> 00:36:55,145
- What could be worse?
- [gun fires]
702
00:36:55,146 --> 00:36:57,013
[Karl groans] What the heck!
703
00:36:57,014 --> 00:36:58,615
- Someone shot me!
- [gun fires]
704
00:36:58,616 --> 00:37:00,417
- [Karl] They shot me!
- [guard] Freeze!
705
00:37:00,418 --> 00:37:02,954
Stop shouting freeze?
You already fucking shot at us!
706
00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:04,988
[Freddy] Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
707
00:37:04,989 --> 00:37:06,423
- [Maggie screams]
- [Freddy groans]
708
00:37:06,424 --> 00:37:07,825
[Karl] Freddy,
I don't wanna die.
709
00:37:11,362 --> 00:37:13,297
[music concludes]
710
00:37:15,700 --> 00:37:19,070
I don't understand!
We... we use it all the time!
711
00:37:19,337 --> 00:37:20,937
Mr. Hannity?
712
00:37:20,938 --> 00:37:22,005
[tense music playing]
713
00:37:22,006 --> 00:37:25,309
[Beverly] Please. I...
I swear it's not my fault.
714
00:37:25,576 --> 00:37:28,246
He got strangled
with the sex swing.
715
00:37:29,113 --> 00:37:30,113
[inhales]
716
00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:36,753
Well, well. [scoffs]
Welcome back, Mr. Coleman.
717
00:37:36,754 --> 00:37:40,625
[snarls]
718
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:48,899
- [groaning]
- [music concludes]
719
00:37:50,701 --> 00:37:54,404
- Is he able to speak?
- Short answer is no.
720
00:37:54,405 --> 00:37:56,673
Oxygen shortage
and intracranial hemorrhage
721
00:37:56,674 --> 00:37:58,309
will leave your brain damaged.
722
00:37:59,310 --> 00:38:01,211
I need a word with him.
In private.
723
00:38:01,212 --> 00:38:02,380
[Beverly] Mm-hmm.
724
00:38:04,782 --> 00:38:08,819
[inhales sharply, sighs]
Bob, Bob, Bob.
725
00:38:09,553 --> 00:38:12,722
- May I call you Bob?
- [Bob groans]
726
00:38:12,723 --> 00:38:15,526
You've always been
a source of inspiration,
727
00:38:15,926 --> 00:38:18,728
seizing all opportunities
as they present themselves,
728
00:38:18,729 --> 00:38:21,432
never taking bullshit
from anyone, hmm?
729
00:38:22,066 --> 00:38:25,069
Well, now, I'm seizing mine.
730
00:38:27,171 --> 00:38:28,472
I'm taking over.
731
00:38:29,307 --> 00:38:31,609
I've got big plans
for the Coleman Corporation.
732
00:38:31,909 --> 00:38:37,048
- [vomits, coughs]
- [Hannity laughs]
733
00:38:39,917 --> 00:38:46,257
[Mrs. Neard] One, two, one
and one, two...
734
00:38:46,457 --> 00:38:49,894
[soul music playing]
735
00:38:50,428 --> 00:38:54,165
[Mrs. Neard] And step,
step, and one, two, back.
736
00:38:54,365 --> 00:38:57,401
- One, two.
- What the hell is going on here?
737
00:38:58,336 --> 00:38:59,937
Social Dance Friday.
738
00:39:00,371 --> 00:39:02,539
He's making great progress,
he's a natural.
739
00:39:02,540 --> 00:39:03,741
[Rocco] Thank you!
740
00:39:04,608 --> 00:39:06,944
And... and what have you guys
done with my place?
741
00:39:07,445 --> 00:39:09,747
- We tidied up a bit.
- [Stanley] You did what?
742
00:39:10,147 --> 00:39:11,248
It was dusty.
743
00:39:11,749 --> 00:39:15,185
She is our hostage, numb nuts!
Not our maid!
744
00:39:15,186 --> 00:39:17,355
Now, now, settle down.
745
00:39:17,655 --> 00:39:20,558
I got the perfect remedy
for grumpy boys.
746
00:39:21,926 --> 00:39:26,797
- Freshly baked sweet rolls.
- Sweet rolls, man! [laughs]
747
00:39:29,633 --> 00:39:31,836
- [sighs]
- [music concludes]
748
00:39:32,136 --> 00:39:33,737
[Maggie] We are so fucked.
749
00:39:33,738 --> 00:39:36,239
[Karl groans]
I'm so fucking cold...
750
00:39:36,240 --> 00:39:37,707
[Maggie] You're not dying, Karl.
751
00:39:37,708 --> 00:39:39,008
[Karl] I think
I'm losing too much blood...
752
00:39:39,009 --> 00:39:40,921
[Maggie] It's just a tiny...
It's a scratch. You're fine!
753
00:39:40,945 --> 00:39:44,047
Oh. [gasps] Oh, shit!
You actually got shot.
754
00:39:44,048 --> 00:39:46,951
- [Karl] Yeah! I told you!
- Dude, chicks dig scars.
755
00:39:50,454 --> 00:39:51,756
Cheeseburgers? Really?
756
00:39:51,956 --> 00:39:55,292
Thank you for
all the extra lactose, Freddy.
757
00:39:55,559 --> 00:39:57,319
Since when is there lactose
in cheeseburgers?
758
00:39:57,762 --> 00:39:59,096
- [cell phone ringing]
- Oh!
759
00:40:01,966 --> 00:40:03,801
- [Stanley] What's up, losers!
- It's them!
760
00:40:04,769 --> 00:40:07,737
Um. I'm gonna put you
on speaker phone, okay?
761
00:40:07,738 --> 00:40:10,975
- [cell phone beeps]
- [line beeping]
762
00:40:11,509 --> 00:40:13,510
- I think I hung up on them.
- Freddy!
763
00:40:13,511 --> 00:40:16,213
- I didn't do it on purpose!
- [cell phone ringing]
764
00:40:16,414 --> 00:40:18,314
- Oh, here, here!
- [cell phone beeps]
765
00:40:18,315 --> 00:40:19,550
Did you just hang up on me?
766
00:40:20,418 --> 00:40:22,753
- Stan?
- Maggie!
767
00:40:23,220 --> 00:40:25,723
- What, you two know each other?
- No! [shushes, scoffs]
768
00:40:26,223 --> 00:40:27,490
So, after all this time,
769
00:40:27,491 --> 00:40:28,658
you're still
Coleman's little bitch, huh?
770
00:40:28,659 --> 00:40:30,026
[scoffs] Screw Coleman, okay!
771
00:40:30,027 --> 00:40:32,529
If you don't bring my 50K
in 12 hours,
772
00:40:32,530 --> 00:40:34,564
this old sweet old granny
over here goes bye-bye.
773
00:40:34,565 --> 00:40:35,765
Hey, hey, hey!
774
00:40:35,766 --> 00:40:37,435
How do we even know
she's alive, huh?
775
00:40:37,735 --> 00:40:39,736
- Good point.
- She is fine.
776
00:40:39,737 --> 00:40:41,171
[Maggie] Yeah, well,
then put her on the phone!
777
00:40:41,172 --> 00:40:42,172
[gun fires]
778
00:40:42,873 --> 00:40:44,542
[chair creaking]
779
00:40:45,676 --> 00:40:47,777
- Really?
- What the hell was that?
780
00:40:47,778 --> 00:40:50,980
Uh, uh, nothing!
What the fuck, Rocco?
781
00:40:50,981 --> 00:40:53,584
- Put the gun down!
- [exclaims] What gun?
782
00:40:53,784 --> 00:40:56,252
Look, put Grandma on the phone
right now, or the deal is done!
783
00:40:56,253 --> 00:40:57,288
- Yeah.
- [whispers] Yes.
784
00:40:57,521 --> 00:41:00,191
Uh. Yes. Um.
She's coming.
785
00:41:02,226 --> 00:41:05,529
[imitates approaching footsteps]
786
00:41:08,599 --> 00:41:10,600
[whispers] Come on, wake up.
Please, wake up. Plea...
787
00:41:10,601 --> 00:41:11,768
[Mrs. Neard breathes deeply]
788
00:41:11,769 --> 00:41:13,437
[gasps] She's back!
[breathes deeply]
789
00:41:13,671 --> 00:41:15,005
[whispers] Speak!
790
00:41:15,339 --> 00:41:17,408
- Hello.
- [both] Grandma.
791
00:41:17,808 --> 00:41:21,445
[Mrs. Neard] Oh!
Hello, sweeties,
792
00:41:21,645 --> 00:41:24,849
- isn't it a beautiful day?
- Are you okay?
793
00:41:25,149 --> 00:41:26,950
Is that bastard
treating you well enough?
794
00:41:26,951 --> 00:41:29,319
- Language, young lady!
- All right! That's enough!
795
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:32,890
- You got 12 hours! Got that?
- [cell phone line beeping]
796
00:41:33,557 --> 00:41:37,027
- So, how do you know this prick?
- He's my ex.
797
00:41:38,028 --> 00:41:41,097
- You slept with the enemy?
- [groans] Thank you, Freddy,
798
00:41:41,098 --> 00:41:43,100
- for the reminder!
- [garbage drum thuds]
799
00:41:43,534 --> 00:41:45,135
- Shit!
- [Freddy sighs]
800
00:41:46,437 --> 00:41:48,605
Okay, we need
another Zelvirella.
801
00:41:48,606 --> 00:41:50,741
You mean like the one
that Karl masturbates to?
802
00:41:51,208 --> 00:41:53,510
Can't you just say "jerk off"
like normal people do?
803
00:41:53,511 --> 00:41:55,713
- [metallic clattering]
- [grunts] Show us!
804
00:41:56,547 --> 00:41:58,081
I'm not gonna jerk off
in front of you guys!
805
00:41:58,082 --> 00:42:00,683
[sighs, exclaims]
Show us the girl, you sick fuck!
806
00:42:00,684 --> 00:42:03,087
[groans painfully]
807
00:42:04,355 --> 00:42:05,688
[Stanley] Hey,
would you quit crying,
808
00:42:05,689 --> 00:42:07,409
- you overgrown cry baby?
- [Rocco whimpers]
809
00:42:07,791 --> 00:42:09,994
I've never shot a granny before.
810
00:42:10,794 --> 00:42:15,900
Oh, there, there. Aw.
811
00:42:17,468 --> 00:42:18,635
[mellow electronic music
playing]
812
00:42:18,636 --> 00:42:19,803
[Karl] Oh, she's live.
813
00:42:21,438 --> 00:42:24,141
Uh, wait. I wanna see. [groans]
814
00:42:25,442 --> 00:42:26,609
[Maggie]
That totally looks like her.
815
00:42:26,610 --> 00:42:27,611
[Karl sighs]
816
00:42:27,811 --> 00:42:30,281
This could actually work.
So, how do we find her?
817
00:42:31,515 --> 00:42:33,683
Well, they also have
a massage parlor,
818
00:42:33,684 --> 00:42:35,886
and you can go
and book private sessions.
819
00:42:36,887 --> 00:42:38,956
Not that I ever tried.
I'm just saying.
820
00:42:39,657 --> 00:42:41,859
Yeah, I guess, there's
a first time for everything.
821
00:43:02,112 --> 00:43:03,180
[music concludes]
822
00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:05,349
["Electric Love" playing]
823
00:43:06,717 --> 00:43:08,285
♪ You get me high ♪
824
00:43:10,588 --> 00:43:12,322
♪ Electric love... ♪
825
00:43:12,323 --> 00:43:14,358
- [Karl coughs]
- Username?
826
00:43:18,028 --> 00:43:20,864
- [whispers] Master-_bator69.
- Come again?
827
00:43:21,799 --> 00:43:25,603
- Master-_bator69. [clears throat]
- Just give me a second.
828
00:43:25,936 --> 00:43:28,805
- How original.
- It's a play on words, Maggie!
829
00:43:28,806 --> 00:43:31,041
- Mm-hmm.
- So, you do use that word.
830
00:43:31,709 --> 00:43:34,711
- Double-standard much?
- [Oscar] Platinum member! Wow!
831
00:43:34,712 --> 00:43:37,246
Which one
of our delightful ZILF girls
832
00:43:37,247 --> 00:43:38,515
have you come to see today?
833
00:43:38,816 --> 00:43:42,820
- We are here for Zelvirella.
- Of course, your favorite.
834
00:43:43,654 --> 00:43:45,555
Oh, it says right here
835
00:43:45,556 --> 00:43:47,590
you never claimed
your membership rewards.
836
00:43:47,591 --> 00:43:49,025
Well, it says it right here.
837
00:43:49,026 --> 00:43:51,060
And boy did you
accumulate some points!
838
00:43:51,061 --> 00:43:55,132
So, here's your
free Platinum Membership pin...
839
00:43:56,900 --> 00:43:58,369
gel for your penis...
840
00:43:59,903 --> 00:44:02,873
a lovely ZILF T-shirt...
841
00:44:05,109 --> 00:44:06,176
some coupons...
842
00:44:07,444 --> 00:44:09,013
and, of course, our famous...
843
00:44:10,147 --> 00:44:12,015
- pocket penis laser pointer!
- [Karl] Oh!
844
00:44:12,016 --> 00:44:13,216
Okay, look, we don't have time
845
00:44:13,217 --> 00:44:14,584
- for free swag, okay?
- [Freddy exhales deeply]
846
00:44:14,585 --> 00:44:16,945
- [sharp electrical zapping]
- [groans] God. [exclaims] God!
847
00:44:17,354 --> 00:44:19,122
Oh, that laser is brutal.
848
00:44:19,123 --> 00:44:22,393
Uh, you can proceed to booth 23,
she'll be right there with you.
849
00:44:23,027 --> 00:44:24,027
Okay.
850
00:44:24,194 --> 00:44:26,897
♪ ...My super, sticky
Dirty heart ♪
851
00:44:27,564 --> 00:44:31,001
Oh, and, uh,
Platinum member's friends...
852
00:44:32,302 --> 00:44:35,806
do get a special discount.
Care for a trial?
853
00:44:37,508 --> 00:44:39,810
No. We'll just wait outside.
854
00:44:41,078 --> 00:44:42,680
Don't touch anything, Freddy.
855
00:44:44,782 --> 00:44:46,649
[soft music playing]
856
00:44:46,650 --> 00:44:48,010
- [exhales]
- [moaning in distance]
857
00:44:50,521 --> 00:44:51,521
[door opens]
858
00:44:57,961 --> 00:44:59,630
[gulps, groans softly]
859
00:44:59,963 --> 00:45:02,231
Happy to finally put a face
on my best tipper.
860
00:45:02,232 --> 00:45:03,232
[Karl] Hello.
861
00:45:04,935 --> 00:45:07,603
- [Zelvirella] Hi.
- [Karl grunts, chuckles softly]
862
00:45:07,604 --> 00:45:08,605
[Jane sighs]
863
00:45:08,939 --> 00:45:11,007
Oh, you're kinda cute.
864
00:45:11,008 --> 00:45:13,843
- You too. You smell nice.
- [Zelvirella] Thanks.
865
00:45:13,844 --> 00:45:15,484
- [breathing nervously]
- [Zelvirella] So?
866
00:45:15,512 --> 00:45:17,915
- First time here, huh?
- Uh, yeah.
867
00:45:18,382 --> 00:45:20,150
[thrilling music playing]
868
00:45:20,651 --> 00:45:25,222
[both grunting, panting]
869
00:45:27,691 --> 00:45:30,026
[Maggie] Just open it. Ow!
870
00:45:30,027 --> 00:45:31,161
[grunts]
871
00:45:31,895 --> 00:45:33,663
Are you having fun, Karl?
872
00:45:33,664 --> 00:45:35,732
It's not what you think, Maggie.
Get away!
873
00:45:35,733 --> 00:45:37,634
Hey, maybe we can
give them like five minutes?
874
00:45:38,135 --> 00:45:40,670
- What?
- Oh, come on. He needs this.
875
00:45:40,671 --> 00:45:42,238
[Maggie] I'm hanging out
of a window!
876
00:45:42,239 --> 00:45:44,107
Are you friends gonna
be watching? 'Cause it's creepy.
877
00:45:44,108 --> 00:45:46,042
- No! It's my sister.
- Ooh! Well, we can invite her
878
00:45:46,043 --> 00:45:47,577
- if you wanted...
- [Karl] No, no, no, no, no!
879
00:45:47,578 --> 00:45:49,412
- [Jane laughs]
- [door knocking]
880
00:45:49,413 --> 00:45:52,048
[Oscar] Extra players
need to register first!
881
00:45:52,049 --> 00:45:54,217
- Oops. [giggles]
- [door knocking]
882
00:45:54,218 --> 00:45:55,898
[Karl] Look, we don't have
much time, okay?
883
00:45:56,286 --> 00:45:59,055
Oh, wait, did you come here
to save me from my pimp?
884
00:45:59,056 --> 00:46:01,524
- [door knocking rapidly]
- Yeah! Yeah, sure.
885
00:46:01,525 --> 00:46:02,792
Wait, why?
Is he mistreating you?
886
00:46:02,793 --> 00:46:04,861
No, he's just
so overprotective, you know?
887
00:46:04,862 --> 00:46:05,962
It's suffocating!
Like... [groans, giggles]
888
00:46:05,963 --> 00:46:07,296
- [door banging]
- Oh, shit.
889
00:46:07,297 --> 00:46:09,599
[Oscar] Hey! This is against
house rules! Open up!
890
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:10,933
Everybody out! Now!
891
00:46:10,934 --> 00:46:12,435
Nobody tells me
what to do, girl.
892
00:46:12,436 --> 00:46:14,396
- [Karl groans] Oh, shit.
- [door banging rapidly]
893
00:46:15,639 --> 00:46:16,839
[Maggie] Oh, come on!
894
00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:18,508
[tense music playing]
895
00:46:18,509 --> 00:46:20,277
[Karl groans, grunts]
896
00:46:23,580 --> 00:46:25,949
[upbeat music playing]
897
00:46:28,152 --> 00:46:32,322
[Oscar] Hey!
Your membership is terminated!
898
00:46:34,625 --> 00:46:35,625
[Karl groans]
899
00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:38,361
[Chelsea over radio] Sadly,
we are also expecting
900
00:46:38,362 --> 00:46:40,963
a big protest
against living-impaired abuse.
901
00:46:40,964 --> 00:46:42,231
[Brad over radio]
That's a real shame
902
00:46:42,232 --> 00:46:44,967
for freedom of speech. Well,
if you're traveling by car,
903
00:46:44,968 --> 00:46:46,369
and don't want
to be late for dinner
904
00:46:46,370 --> 00:46:48,070
you should definitely
avoid the Art District.
905
00:46:48,071 --> 00:46:49,138
[radio static crackles]
906
00:46:49,139 --> 00:46:52,176
Love.
It's the best feeling, right?
907
00:46:54,211 --> 00:46:56,746
- I'd rather be in a car crash.
- [tires screeching]
908
00:46:56,747 --> 00:46:58,649
- [all exclaim, groan]
- [clattering]
909
00:46:59,349 --> 00:47:01,819
- Freddy, pull over!
- [Freddy] Okay, okay.
910
00:47:02,419 --> 00:47:05,155
[sighs] Perfect.
911
00:47:05,722 --> 00:47:09,593
[snarls, grunts]
912
00:47:11,595 --> 00:47:15,264
- [grunts] I'm stuck.
- Thank you, we can see that.
913
00:47:15,265 --> 00:47:17,801
I can't fucking believe you!
You just drove right into him!
914
00:47:18,001 --> 00:47:20,937
- He hit us!
- Li... Li... Liar! [groans]
915
00:47:20,938 --> 00:47:23,773
- Shut up!
- You okay, there? Poor thing.
916
00:47:23,774 --> 00:47:25,341
- I've been worse.
- [Jane chuckles] Aw.
917
00:47:25,342 --> 00:47:27,610
[Maggie] You weren't
paying attention. Again!
918
00:47:27,611 --> 00:47:28,945
I was paying attention
919
00:47:28,946 --> 00:47:31,447
to you being negative.
[exclaims] Again!
920
00:47:31,448 --> 00:47:34,317
Would you two just cut it
for like a second, please?
921
00:47:34,318 --> 00:47:36,018
[Brad over radio] In other news,
Country Hill Cemetery has been
922
00:47:36,019 --> 00:47:38,054
the theater
of yet another hate crime.
923
00:47:38,055 --> 00:47:40,089
The police are looking
for three suspects
924
00:47:40,090 --> 00:47:41,825
driving a green delivery van.
925
00:47:42,025 --> 00:47:44,160
They are deemed
armed and dangerous.
926
00:47:44,161 --> 00:47:45,728
You know, the police
is looking for us now.
927
00:47:45,729 --> 00:47:47,063
Wait, what did we do this time?
928
00:47:47,064 --> 00:47:50,833
Oh! Nothing serious.
Just you know, um, a hate crime!
929
00:47:50,834 --> 00:47:53,636
- That is a load of bullcrap!
- All right!
930
00:47:53,637 --> 00:47:55,571
You said you're the brain
of the operation, Maggie.
931
00:47:55,572 --> 00:47:58,074
So, you got any great plan
to get us out of this?
932
00:47:58,075 --> 00:47:59,675
Yeah, I got a plan.
I got a plan.
933
00:47:59,676 --> 00:48:01,879
I got it, uh, right,
uh, right here!
934
00:48:02,813 --> 00:48:05,014
- That's very mature, Maggie.
- Mm-hmm.
935
00:48:05,015 --> 00:48:07,950
Says the guy
who looked at his own asshole.
936
00:48:07,951 --> 00:48:09,719
[zombie chuckles] Asshole!
937
00:48:09,720 --> 00:48:11,121
[Maggie] You shut up!
938
00:48:11,521 --> 00:48:14,024
- [Captain Picard toy] Asshole.
- [Maggie chuckles]
939
00:48:14,691 --> 00:48:18,662
- [grunts, exclaims] Uh, Captain!
- There, dickless. Go, fetch!
940
00:48:19,763 --> 00:48:21,765
Guys! Guys! Guys! Come on!
941
00:48:21,965 --> 00:48:24,400
None of our assholes
are gonna matter
942
00:48:24,401 --> 00:48:27,837
if we don't get back
on the road, like, right now!
943
00:48:27,838 --> 00:48:30,940
[groans, whimpers]
Okay. [panting]
944
00:48:30,941 --> 00:48:33,277
[strains, groans]
945
00:48:33,877 --> 00:48:35,145
[yelps]
946
00:48:35,779 --> 00:48:39,816
[sobs, whimpers]
947
00:48:40,150 --> 00:48:43,020
Hey! Hey, hey, come on, big guy!
948
00:48:44,955 --> 00:48:47,357
- Don't mind me.
- Shut up.
949
00:48:47,991 --> 00:48:51,495
- [groans]
- How about I call us an Uber?
950
00:48:51,962 --> 00:48:53,729
[cell phone ringing, beeps]
951
00:48:53,730 --> 00:48:55,766
[Stanley over phone] Hey,
losers, clock is ticking.
952
00:48:56,300 --> 00:48:58,568
All right!
Now look, shitstick, we're on.
953
00:48:59,069 --> 00:49:01,437
Meet us at the Maddox Gallery,
with Grandma.
954
00:49:01,438 --> 00:49:02,471
Take it or leave it!
955
00:49:02,472 --> 00:49:04,006
[Stanley chuckles over phone]
That shitty attitude,
956
00:49:04,007 --> 00:49:05,807
- I missed you, Maggie.
- [cell phone beeping]
957
00:49:05,842 --> 00:49:07,243
[mellow music playing]
958
00:49:07,244 --> 00:49:09,112
- [exhales] What a twat!
- Yeah!
959
00:49:10,347 --> 00:49:12,748
All right, let's hope
that old glittery fart
960
00:49:12,749 --> 00:49:13,951
likes bootlegs.
961
00:49:14,885 --> 00:49:16,119
[Karl] Zelvirella?
962
00:49:18,288 --> 00:49:19,256
Zelvirella?
963
00:49:19,257 --> 00:49:21,425
Oh, shit! She's gone?
964
00:49:21,858 --> 00:49:24,694
Well, of course, she's gone!
I mean, we kidnapped her!
965
00:49:24,695 --> 00:49:27,331
Go get your girl! Go!
966
00:49:29,700 --> 00:49:32,636
- [Bob groaning]
- [Judith] No! No!
967
00:49:33,704 --> 00:49:38,108
No, oh! [gasps] Bad! Bad!
968
00:49:38,675 --> 00:49:42,611
[Hannity] Is Mr. Coleman
appreciating his new scenery?
969
00:49:42,612 --> 00:49:44,046
- [tense music playing]
- [Judith] Mr. Hannity.
970
00:49:44,047 --> 00:49:45,381
We've made great progress.
971
00:49:45,382 --> 00:49:47,516
However, I'm afraid
we need more time.
972
00:49:47,517 --> 00:49:50,988
Why? I've seen the tests.
They're fine.
973
00:49:51,521 --> 00:49:53,357
They looked scary.
974
00:49:53,657 --> 00:49:55,558
Focus on scary and stay away
975
00:49:55,559 --> 00:49:58,961
- from the party-popper heads.
- Yes, this is the formula
976
00:49:58,962 --> 00:50:02,164
we have here,
but it is extremely unstable
977
00:50:02,165 --> 00:50:04,000
and infectious, we don't know...
978
00:50:04,001 --> 00:50:05,801
You believe
Coleman's Special Forces
979
00:50:05,802 --> 00:50:07,504
can't contain this?
980
00:50:08,638 --> 00:50:09,539
The protocol suggests
981
00:50:09,540 --> 00:50:11,508
that we perform
additional testing.
982
00:50:12,509 --> 00:50:13,509
Maybe you're right.
983
00:50:14,745 --> 00:50:15,946
[lights clicking]
984
00:50:16,313 --> 00:50:19,816
- What are you doing?
- Following protocol.
985
00:50:20,484 --> 00:50:26,489
Oh, no! No! No!
No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
986
00:50:26,490 --> 00:50:30,794
Let me out!
We don't have a cure! [sobs]
987
00:50:31,328 --> 00:50:33,030
- [Bob groans, snarls]
- [Judith screams]
988
00:50:33,930 --> 00:50:37,033
- [continues snarling, grunting]
- [tense ominous music playing]
989
00:50:37,034 --> 00:50:39,536
[sobbing, wailing]
990
00:50:46,743 --> 00:50:50,514
[growling, snarling]
991
00:50:50,781 --> 00:50:52,249
[music fades]
992
00:50:56,086 --> 00:50:57,354
[Karl] Zelvirella?
993
00:51:06,396 --> 00:51:08,631
- [rustling]
- [bird wings fluttering]
994
00:51:08,632 --> 00:51:09,632
Hello?
995
00:51:10,967 --> 00:51:12,536
[eerie music playing]
996
00:51:13,570 --> 00:51:16,506
- [exclaiming] Spare me! No! No!
- Cut the crap.
997
00:51:16,740 --> 00:51:18,641
- Where are you taking me?
- We're on a job,
998
00:51:18,642 --> 00:51:20,643
and we're taking you
to Otto Maddox at the Gallery!
999
00:51:20,644 --> 00:51:21,711
Otto Maddox?
1000
00:51:22,179 --> 00:51:24,580
- Artist and billionaire?
- [Karl] Yeah, yeah.
1001
00:51:24,581 --> 00:51:26,461
He wants you to be his date
for tonight's event.
1002
00:51:26,983 --> 00:51:28,552
- Oh! [moans]
- [Karl] Huh?
1003
00:51:28,885 --> 00:51:30,263
- [moans]
- [gasps, moans softly] Oh!
1004
00:51:30,287 --> 00:51:32,354
- Oh, that's so romantic.
- Ow! Watch out! Watch out.
1005
00:51:32,355 --> 00:51:35,158
That's a... It's a...
It's a bullet wound.
1006
00:51:35,425 --> 00:51:36,425
[moans]
1007
00:51:37,727 --> 00:51:39,162
It'll probably leave a scar.
1008
00:51:39,796 --> 00:51:41,631
[mellow music playing]
1009
00:51:41,832 --> 00:51:46,903
[both groan, moan]
1010
00:51:47,204 --> 00:51:48,604
- [Karl] Oh, yeah. [moans]
- [Jane moans]
1011
00:51:48,605 --> 00:51:52,041
- [Freddy strains, groans]
- [Maggie] Oh, that's so gross!
1012
00:51:52,042 --> 00:51:53,342
You wanna know what's gross?
1013
00:51:53,343 --> 00:51:55,211
Is that
you ever dated that jerk.
1014
00:51:55,212 --> 00:51:57,413
[scoffs] Get over it.
I told you, it only ever
1015
00:51:57,414 --> 00:51:59,454
happened like once or,
you know... [inhales sharply]
1016
00:52:00,617 --> 00:52:02,785
Twice. Why am I trying
to justify myself to you,
1017
00:52:02,786 --> 00:52:04,320
it's none
of your fucking business anyway!
1018
00:52:04,321 --> 00:52:06,723
- I was just kidding. [chuckles]
- Very funny.
1019
00:52:07,991 --> 00:52:10,927
- Thanks.
- It's sarcasm, Freddy.
1020
00:52:11,394 --> 00:52:14,498
[scoffs] Yeah, duh!
Yeah, I knew that.
1021
00:52:14,865 --> 00:52:17,834
- [car door closing]
- Oh!
1022
00:52:18,268 --> 00:52:21,471
[indistinct radio chatter]
1023
00:52:22,139 --> 00:52:23,707
Looks like you folks
got a problem.
1024
00:52:26,176 --> 00:52:27,777
- [indistinct radio chatter]
- [sighs]
1025
00:52:29,613 --> 00:52:30,613
Uh-huh.
1026
00:52:31,148 --> 00:52:32,248
Let me give you a hand
1027
00:52:32,249 --> 00:52:33,216
- with that!
- [snarls, growls]
1028
00:52:33,217 --> 00:52:34,884
I got just the right tools
in my car!
1029
00:52:34,885 --> 00:52:37,687
[Maggie] Oh, uh,
you don't have to do that, sir.
1030
00:52:38,021 --> 00:52:39,589
- Pleasure, ma'am.
- [zombie growling]
1031
00:52:40,557 --> 00:52:42,691
- He just "ma'am-ed" me.
- Did he? I didn't...
1032
00:52:42,692 --> 00:52:45,828
- I blacked out.
- Okay, we're so royally fucked!
1033
00:52:45,829 --> 00:52:48,664
No, I think if we just
play it cool, we'll be fine.
1034
00:52:48,665 --> 00:52:49,799
[Maggie shushes]
1035
00:52:50,467 --> 00:52:53,068
Yeah! I tried to swerve
out of the way but he just,
1036
00:52:53,069 --> 00:52:54,303
like, jumped
right in front of me!
1037
00:52:54,304 --> 00:52:56,506
Don't worry about it.
Happens all the time.
1038
00:52:56,806 --> 00:52:59,141
These sons of bitches,
they're worse than possums!
1039
00:52:59,142 --> 00:53:00,709
- Yeah.
- Hold that for me, sir.
1040
00:53:00,710 --> 00:53:02,112
Yes, I can do that.
1041
00:53:02,312 --> 00:53:04,346
[ranger] All righty.
Let's start with the head.
1042
00:53:04,347 --> 00:53:07,617
- [zombie snarling]
- [bone scratching]
1043
00:53:08,251 --> 00:53:10,420
Wow, that was...
1044
00:53:11,788 --> 00:53:13,256
- quick.
- Majestical.
1045
00:53:15,091 --> 00:53:16,226
[chuckles nervously]
1046
00:53:19,496 --> 00:53:21,631
- [tense music playing]
- [indistinct chatter]
1047
00:53:22,032 --> 00:53:23,500
Oh, jeez.
1048
00:53:27,237 --> 00:53:28,471
[music fades]
1049
00:53:28,805 --> 00:53:31,875
[grunts, sighs] Well.
Here you go, folks.
1050
00:53:33,109 --> 00:53:34,978
You might wanna stop
at a car wash,
1051
00:53:35,445 --> 00:53:37,614
- get rid of that smell.
- Yeah.
1052
00:53:37,914 --> 00:53:39,515
Well, you're a real lifesaver.
1053
00:53:39,516 --> 00:53:42,285
Yeah! No, that was really,
really nice of you.
1054
00:53:42,686 --> 00:53:44,587
- [ranger] Now, drive safe.
- [mellow music playing]
1055
00:53:44,588 --> 00:53:47,256
- [Jane giggles]
- [body thuds]
1056
00:53:47,257 --> 00:53:48,758
What the hell
did you do that for?
1057
00:53:49,025 --> 00:53:50,459
To save your asses!
1058
00:53:50,460 --> 00:53:52,995
[Maggie] That is assault
on an officer of the law!
1059
00:53:52,996 --> 00:53:55,164
Yeah! A really nice officer
1060
00:53:55,165 --> 00:53:57,433
that had no idea
that we were wanted!
1061
00:53:57,434 --> 00:53:59,235
And how was I supposed
to know that?
1062
00:53:59,236 --> 00:54:00,669
I thought that
it was super brave.
1063
00:54:00,670 --> 00:54:01,972
I am so done!
1064
00:54:02,239 --> 00:54:04,441
I will be in the van.
Fuck all of you!
1065
00:54:08,044 --> 00:54:09,879
Well, we can't
just leave him there.
1066
00:54:12,315 --> 00:54:13,950
[mellow music continues]
1067
00:54:21,091 --> 00:54:22,191
[music fades]
1068
00:54:22,192 --> 00:54:25,194
I'm Chelsea Lee, your favorite
Red Carpet correspondent,
1069
00:54:25,195 --> 00:54:26,795
here at the Maddox Art Gallery
1070
00:54:26,796 --> 00:54:29,431
where the glitterati
of Necropolis is here
1071
00:54:29,432 --> 00:54:31,735
and Mother Teresa is here!
1072
00:54:32,302 --> 00:54:34,303
Mother Teresa, oh, my goodness!
1073
00:54:34,304 --> 00:54:36,906
Isn't she looking lovely
in her designer robe?
1074
00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:39,775
Nobody pulls off white and blue
like Mother Teresa!
1075
00:54:39,776 --> 00:54:42,611
Mother Teresa,
you rock the white and blue!
1076
00:54:42,612 --> 00:54:45,748
- [chuckles]
- Martinis later? [laughs]
1077
00:54:45,749 --> 00:54:47,149
You should see her
on the dancefloor,
1078
00:54:47,150 --> 00:54:48,851
she is a maniac!
1079
00:54:48,852 --> 00:54:50,286
[over laptop]
Here at Coleman News,
1080
00:54:50,287 --> 00:54:52,288
we don't let protesters
ruin our night,
1081
00:54:52,289 --> 00:54:54,156
and we just look forward
to the art.
1082
00:54:54,157 --> 00:54:55,324
I look forward to seeing
1083
00:54:55,325 --> 00:54:57,893
what Otto Maddox
is going to release today.
1084
00:54:57,894 --> 00:55:00,763
Who knows, last time,
it was very controversial.
1085
00:55:00,764 --> 00:55:03,899
Tonight, it's probably going
to be even more racy.
1086
00:55:03,900 --> 00:55:05,634
- But Coleman News...
- [laptop beeps]
1087
00:55:05,635 --> 00:55:07,470
Will show you everything.
1088
00:55:07,671 --> 00:55:10,039
[electronic dance music playing]
1089
00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:11,841
[indistinct chatter]
1090
00:55:38,568 --> 00:55:40,970
[suspenseful music playing]
1091
00:55:42,005 --> 00:55:44,607
[laptop chittering]
1092
00:55:45,275 --> 00:55:47,009
Let the show begin.
1093
00:55:47,010 --> 00:55:48,277
[electronic dance music playing]
1094
00:55:48,278 --> 00:55:50,880
[gas hissing]
1095
00:55:53,516 --> 00:55:56,419
[suspenseful music playing]
1096
00:56:17,974 --> 00:56:19,642
[growls]
1097
00:56:35,725 --> 00:56:37,727
- [music intensifies]
- [gas hissing]
1098
00:56:41,131 --> 00:56:42,165
[groaning]
1099
00:56:42,732 --> 00:56:44,412
- [music concludes]
- [elevator bell dings]
1100
00:56:46,803 --> 00:56:47,937
[sighs]
1101
00:56:50,774 --> 00:56:53,842
Oh, my God! [chuckles]
Have you guys seen this place?
1102
00:56:53,843 --> 00:56:54,843
There she is!
1103
00:56:55,211 --> 00:56:59,816
[exclaims] My queen! [gasps]
I was getting impatient.
1104
00:57:01,050 --> 00:57:05,320
She's as magnificent
as a thousand suns rising
1105
00:57:05,321 --> 00:57:06,688
over the ocean.
1106
00:57:06,689 --> 00:57:09,992
[gasps] All of this is yours?
1107
00:57:09,993 --> 00:57:14,964
Oh, yes, darling, yes.
All of this, and you.
1108
00:57:15,598 --> 00:57:17,966
- [Otto grunts]
- You sure know what you want.
1109
00:57:17,967 --> 00:57:22,905
[inhales sharply] Wow!
She's in pristine condition.
1110
00:57:22,906 --> 00:57:27,843
Oh. Botox and fillers,
you know how it is.
1111
00:57:27,844 --> 00:57:29,945
I've had some work done myself.
1112
00:57:29,946 --> 00:57:31,180
- Oh?
- [Otto] Hmm.
1113
00:57:31,181 --> 00:57:33,183
[electronic dance music playing]
1114
00:57:34,017 --> 00:57:35,118
[growls]
1115
00:57:36,619 --> 00:57:41,491
- [screams]
- [growls]
1116
00:57:42,325 --> 00:57:45,194
[screams]
1117
00:57:45,195 --> 00:57:50,233
- [screams]
- [indistinct clamor]
1118
00:57:55,171 --> 00:57:56,338
[music concludes]
1119
00:57:56,339 --> 00:57:59,508
Okay! Let's get her clean
and dressed!
1120
00:57:59,509 --> 00:58:00,976
Stop right there, dude!
1121
00:58:00,977 --> 00:58:02,344
[gentle music playing
in the background]
1122
00:58:02,345 --> 00:58:04,113
- You got our money?
- [scoffs]
1123
00:58:04,614 --> 00:58:05,648
[Jane chuckles]
1124
00:58:05,849 --> 00:58:09,051
[chuckles] What I wouldn't give
for the golden star
1125
00:58:09,052 --> 00:58:11,119
of my celestial realm.
1126
00:58:11,120 --> 00:58:14,958
- Oh.
- [Otto smooches]
1127
00:58:16,593 --> 00:58:17,627
[exclaims] Stop!
1128
00:58:18,661 --> 00:58:21,797
Stop, okay? Stop!
The deal is off!
1129
00:58:21,798 --> 00:58:26,603
- Shut the fuck up, Karl!
- [dance music playing]
1130
00:58:26,836 --> 00:58:30,640
- [indistinct clamor]
- [growls]
1131
00:58:32,141 --> 00:58:34,944
- [growls]
- [indistinct yelling, squealing]
1132
00:58:44,020 --> 00:58:45,288
[growls]
1133
00:58:48,191 --> 00:58:50,325
- [tense music playing]
- [elevator bell dings]
1134
00:58:50,326 --> 00:58:53,695
[both scream]
1135
00:58:53,696 --> 00:58:55,130
You trying to ruin my mood?
1136
00:58:55,131 --> 00:58:58,433
No, no, no, no, no,
he's just, you know, jealous.
1137
00:58:58,434 --> 00:59:00,469
No, no, we like each other!
1138
00:59:00,470 --> 00:59:01,904
Hmm, that's real sweet, honey,
1139
00:59:01,905 --> 00:59:03,772
but this is a huge opportunity
for me, so.
1140
00:59:03,773 --> 00:59:07,677
- [Otto smooches]
- Hmm. [giggles]
1141
00:59:08,111 --> 00:59:10,380
- [moans]
- Oh, I'm so sorry, Grandma.
1142
00:59:11,247 --> 00:59:14,117
She's not the real Zelvirella,
she's a ZILF girl...
1143
00:59:15,618 --> 00:59:17,120
and she's the love of my life.
1144
00:59:19,956 --> 00:59:22,291
Okay, listen,
he is just being emotional.
1145
00:59:22,292 --> 00:59:23,526
What did you just say?
1146
00:59:23,826 --> 00:59:25,360
I said
that he's just being emo...
1147
00:59:25,361 --> 00:59:26,696
[exclaims] Not you!
1148
00:59:27,497 --> 00:59:29,732
[laughs]
1149
00:59:30,800 --> 00:59:34,237
[breathes sharply] I got fooled
by a cosplayer?
1150
00:59:34,771 --> 00:59:37,340
Ah! [exclaims]
She's a worthless fake!
1151
00:59:37,640 --> 00:59:41,311
Do I look like a man
you can play games with?
1152
00:59:41,644 --> 00:59:45,581
- [elevator bell dings]
- [Mother Teresa growls]
1153
00:59:45,582 --> 00:59:49,319
- What now?
- [growls]
1154
00:59:49,619 --> 00:59:51,053
[screams]
1155
00:59:51,054 --> 00:59:52,822
- [unsettling music playing]
- No! [screams]
1156
00:59:53,323 --> 00:59:54,657
[Mother Teresa growls, snarls]
1157
00:59:55,692 --> 00:59:57,060
[groaning, screaming]
1158
00:59:57,427 --> 01:00:01,731
[snarling]
1159
01:00:02,532 --> 01:00:05,935
- Yeah, come at me. [grunts]
- [snarls]
1160
01:00:07,904 --> 01:00:09,738
- [Don] Sorry, Karl.
- Get off him!
1161
01:00:09,739 --> 01:00:11,974
- [groans]
- Adios, guys!
1162
01:00:11,975 --> 01:00:14,811
- Go to hell, Don!
- [snarls, growls]
1163
01:00:15,845 --> 01:00:17,146
[snarls]
1164
01:00:18,548 --> 01:00:20,115
- [grunts]
- [snarls]
1165
01:00:20,116 --> 01:00:21,317
[groans]
1166
01:00:22,151 --> 01:00:23,953
- [snarls]
- [grunts]
1167
01:00:24,654 --> 01:00:27,156
- Shit!
- [snarls]
1168
01:00:28,424 --> 01:00:31,060
- [grunts]
- [snarls]
1169
01:00:31,894 --> 01:00:34,030
- [screams]
- [squealing]
1170
01:00:35,531 --> 01:00:36,699
[grunts]
1171
01:00:37,634 --> 01:00:39,569
[pants]
1172
01:00:39,869 --> 01:00:41,570
- [unsettling music continues]
- [growls]
1173
01:00:41,571 --> 01:00:43,072
[blows raspberry]
1174
01:00:45,875 --> 01:00:48,745
- [growls, groans]
- [Karl grunts]
1175
01:00:49,579 --> 01:00:50,980
[music concludes]
1176
01:00:52,415 --> 01:00:54,417
[Karl pants] I'm sorry.
1177
01:00:59,022 --> 01:01:00,756
Dude, you just killed
Mother Teresa.
1178
01:01:00,757 --> 01:01:03,325
- She was so mean!
- Yeah, super rude.
1179
01:01:03,326 --> 01:01:04,626
Way out of character.
1180
01:01:04,627 --> 01:01:09,899
- [growls]
- [tense music playing]
1181
01:01:10,900 --> 01:01:12,702
Hit that glittery fucker!
1182
01:01:13,870 --> 01:01:15,338
[music concludes]
1183
01:01:16,339 --> 01:01:18,541
- [groans]
- Huh! [sighs]
1184
01:01:18,808 --> 01:01:20,810
Not bad
for a worthless fake, huh?
1185
01:01:21,177 --> 01:01:22,177
[spits]
1186
01:01:22,178 --> 01:01:23,578
- [elevator bell dings]
- [dance music playing]
1187
01:01:23,579 --> 01:01:26,949
- [zombies growling]
- [indistinct clamor]
1188
01:01:29,252 --> 01:01:30,820
[tense music playing]
1189
01:01:32,655 --> 01:01:33,923
- [growls]
- [Don exclaims]
1190
01:01:34,524 --> 01:01:36,859
Okay. Okay. Okay.
1191
01:01:37,860 --> 01:01:39,380
- Play nice. [grunts]
- [zombies growl]
1192
01:01:41,431 --> 01:01:42,699
[Don gasping] No, no, no, no!
1193
01:01:42,899 --> 01:01:49,706
- [screams]
- [zombies growling]
1194
01:01:50,540 --> 01:01:51,673
[music concludes]
1195
01:01:51,674 --> 01:01:52,808
[ambient music playing
over speaker]
1196
01:01:52,809 --> 01:01:54,477
Why are they so hostile
all of a sudden?
1197
01:01:55,678 --> 01:01:57,613
There has to be
a logical explanation.
1198
01:01:58,381 --> 01:02:00,316
Maybe there's bath salts
in the hors d'oeuvres?
1199
01:02:02,351 --> 01:02:03,419
That's actually plausible.
1200
01:02:06,122 --> 01:02:07,122
Hey.
1201
01:02:07,623 --> 01:02:10,293
You really meant what you said
up there, master-_bator?
1202
01:02:12,161 --> 01:02:14,296
You can actually call me Karl.
[chuckles]
1203
01:02:14,297 --> 01:02:15,298
[both chuckle softly]
1204
01:02:16,165 --> 01:02:17,165
I'm Jane.
1205
01:02:21,504 --> 01:02:24,372
- [upbeat synth music playing]
- [elevator bell dings]
1206
01:02:24,373 --> 01:02:25,741
Go, go, go!
1207
01:02:25,742 --> 01:02:28,311
[zombies growling]
1208
01:02:35,952 --> 01:02:38,821
Move. Move, move, move! Come on!
Guys, we gotta go! Go, go, go!
1209
01:02:39,122 --> 01:02:40,188
Oh, shit!
1210
01:02:40,189 --> 01:02:41,723
Holy fuck,
are you guys seeing this?
1211
01:02:41,724 --> 01:02:42,858
Yeah, it's like, uh...
1212
01:02:42,859 --> 01:02:43,992
- In the movies.
- Yeah.
1213
01:02:43,993 --> 01:02:45,494
What the hell
are we supposed to do now?
1214
01:02:45,495 --> 01:02:46,661
Okay, we charge at them
1215
01:02:46,662 --> 01:02:48,130
and we hit them
in the brain real hard.
1216
01:02:48,131 --> 01:02:49,498
Yeah, and don't let them
bite you.
1217
01:02:49,499 --> 01:02:52,168
- Great plan. Genius.
- Thanks.
1218
01:02:52,435 --> 01:02:54,970
- Oh, that was sarcasm. I...
- [cell phone ringing]
1219
01:02:54,971 --> 01:02:56,506
[Maggie] Oh, for fuck's sakes!
1220
01:02:56,739 --> 01:02:58,073
[Stanley over phone]
Where's my money?
1221
01:02:58,074 --> 01:03:00,275
Look, we have it. Almost.
1222
01:03:00,276 --> 01:03:01,543
[Stanley over phone]
What do you mean, "almost"?
1223
01:03:01,544 --> 01:03:04,112
You know what freaking time
it is? It's freaking time's up!
1224
01:03:04,113 --> 01:03:05,480
[Brad over TV] ...dangerous
bio-terrorists have claimed
1225
01:03:05,481 --> 01:03:08,651
responsibility for the ongoing
Maddox Art Gallery attack.
1226
01:03:09,185 --> 01:03:10,952
[Chelsea] The terrorists
have been identified
1227
01:03:10,953 --> 01:03:12,888
as being Karl Neard,
Freddy Mercks,
1228
01:03:12,889 --> 01:03:14,723
Maggie Neard, and Jane Doe.
1229
01:03:14,724 --> 01:03:17,360
Feminist, activist, terrorist.
1230
01:03:17,727 --> 01:03:19,562
All very dangerous
to our freedom.
1231
01:03:20,129 --> 01:03:21,997
Oh, now, we're terrorists?
1232
01:03:21,998 --> 01:03:23,999
No, no, no, no.
We're bio-terrorists, okay?
1233
01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:25,667
- It's far worse!
- Thank you, Karl,
1234
01:03:25,668 --> 01:03:27,036
that really helps a lot.
1235
01:03:27,804 --> 01:03:31,040
- Wait! Where's Jane?
- [Freddy] Who?
1236
01:03:33,709 --> 01:03:34,944
Look, she's right there!
1237
01:03:37,346 --> 01:03:39,648
- They're not attacking her.
- I know, it's weird.
1238
01:03:39,649 --> 01:03:42,552
It's like they're only attracted
to us. Warm-blooded.
1239
01:03:43,419 --> 01:03:45,459
- Look, she's getting our money.
- [chuckles softly]
1240
01:03:50,359 --> 01:03:53,863
- That back-stabbing bitch!
- Heart-stabbing, Maggie.
1241
01:03:54,797 --> 01:03:56,065
Heart-stabbing.
1242
01:03:56,799 --> 01:03:58,479
- [music concludes]
- [tense music playing]
1243
01:03:59,669 --> 01:04:00,937
[car doors close]
1244
01:04:18,054 --> 01:04:19,321
- [music concludes]
- [metallic rattling]
1245
01:04:19,322 --> 01:04:22,925
- [indistinct clamor]
- [zombies growling]
1246
01:04:23,326 --> 01:04:25,728
- So, we hit them in the brain.
- Real hard.
1247
01:04:26,195 --> 01:04:28,164
- Here.
- [soft music playing]
1248
01:04:28,364 --> 01:04:32,301
- Oh, 'cause I'm the girl?
- No, 'cause you're badass.
1249
01:04:32,802 --> 01:04:34,669
- Thank you.
- Okay.
1250
01:04:34,670 --> 01:04:36,239
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
1251
01:04:36,439 --> 01:04:39,742
Before we do this,
and you know, most probably die,
1252
01:04:40,076 --> 01:04:41,943
I just thought
it would be really cool
1253
01:04:41,944 --> 01:04:43,211
to have you as a brother-in-law.
1254
01:04:43,212 --> 01:04:45,214
Hey, don't I get a say in that?
1255
01:04:45,815 --> 01:04:47,415
Okay, uh, listen, Maggie, I'm...
1256
01:04:47,416 --> 01:04:50,652
I'm really sorry being jealous
of your ex-boyfriend,
1257
01:04:50,653 --> 01:04:51,687
who is an asshole.
1258
01:04:52,188 --> 01:04:53,622
[Karl] And I'm sorry too, okay?
1259
01:04:53,623 --> 01:04:56,157
I know, I made the plan fail,
and that was selfish.
1260
01:04:56,158 --> 01:04:58,927
I get it, so, I'm sorry.
1261
01:04:58,928 --> 01:05:02,164
You guys are so lame,
but adorable.
1262
01:05:05,501 --> 01:05:07,436
All right, fine. Okay, uh,
1263
01:05:08,337 --> 01:05:10,438
I swear to God, if we ever
get out of this thing alive,
1264
01:05:10,439 --> 01:05:11,607
I will...
1265
01:05:12,742 --> 01:05:14,010
play D&D with you.
1266
01:05:16,412 --> 01:05:18,613
- Good enough.
- Uh, dude, that's huge!
1267
01:05:18,614 --> 01:05:20,216
- [Karl] I know.
- [laughs] Okay.
1268
01:05:21,117 --> 01:05:22,885
- [Maggie grunts]
- [speaks indistinct]
1269
01:05:23,252 --> 01:05:25,353
[in deep voice] We're gonna
show these rotten bastards
1270
01:05:25,354 --> 01:05:26,794
- what happens...
- Hey! Ugh! [groans]
1271
01:05:27,723 --> 01:05:29,057
- Hold on.
- Maggie!
1272
01:05:29,058 --> 01:05:30,225
[Maggie groans]
1273
01:05:30,226 --> 01:05:33,462
You can't go into battle
with your shoes untied.
1274
01:05:33,696 --> 01:05:36,165
- Okay.
- [in deep voice] Okay!
1275
01:05:36,365 --> 01:05:38,500
We're gonna show
these rotten bastards
1276
01:05:38,501 --> 01:05:44,205
what happens
when Wild Gringo gets wild!
1277
01:05:44,206 --> 01:05:45,840
[yells]
1278
01:05:45,841 --> 01:05:47,543
[thrilling music playing]
1279
01:05:53,115 --> 01:05:54,617
[all] We're invincible!
1280
01:06:02,291 --> 01:06:07,329
- [yelling]
- [Freddy grunts]
1281
01:06:07,330 --> 01:06:10,298
- [bone cracking]
- [groans] Ow! Motherfucker!
1282
01:06:10,299 --> 01:06:11,733
- [Maggie groans]
- [Freddy] Maggie!
1283
01:06:11,734 --> 01:06:13,969
That's why we drink our milk!
1284
01:06:13,970 --> 01:06:16,071
I'm lactose intolerant, asshole!
1285
01:06:16,072 --> 01:06:20,242
- [Karl grunting]
- [growls]
1286
01:06:22,678 --> 01:06:23,713
[body thuds]
1287
01:06:24,647 --> 01:06:27,516
[Freddy] Okay, uh, all right,
uh, I'm gonna pick you up,
1288
01:06:27,817 --> 01:06:29,318
I'm strong enough to do that.
1289
01:06:29,685 --> 01:06:32,254
[sneezes]
1290
01:06:33,756 --> 01:06:34,756
Freddy!
1291
01:06:35,024 --> 01:06:36,492
[Karl grunts]
1292
01:06:41,664 --> 01:06:43,032
[growling]
1293
01:06:43,799 --> 01:06:44,799
Guys?
1294
01:06:44,934 --> 01:06:48,804
Freddy, come on, wake up!
Freddy, come on, please. Freddy!
1295
01:06:49,038 --> 01:06:51,273
- [growls]
- [Maggie] Freddy, Freddy.
1296
01:06:52,174 --> 01:06:56,278
Oh, shit! Oh, shit! [whimpers]
1297
01:06:56,612 --> 01:06:57,747
[grunts]
1298
01:06:59,048 --> 01:07:02,017
- [growls]
- Shit!
1299
01:07:02,018 --> 01:07:03,219
[gun fires]
1300
01:07:04,920 --> 01:07:06,288
- [snarls]
- Guys?
1301
01:07:07,390 --> 01:07:13,863
[snarls]
1302
01:07:14,463 --> 01:07:16,364
- Shiva the Destroyer.
- [growls, snarls]
1303
01:07:16,365 --> 01:07:17,365
[screams]
1304
01:07:21,103 --> 01:07:23,239
[mumbles indistinctly]
1305
01:07:27,009 --> 01:07:28,377
- Fucker! [groans]
- [gun clatters]
1306
01:07:28,878 --> 01:07:31,080
[snarls, growls]
1307
01:07:32,214 --> 01:07:33,616
[Freddy grunting, growling]
1308
01:07:35,051 --> 01:07:36,518
[in deep voice]
Welcome to Pain City.
1309
01:07:36,519 --> 01:07:39,522
- Population, you!
- [growls]
1310
01:07:40,423 --> 01:07:42,625
- [panicked mumbling] Freddy!
- [Freddy] Oh!
1311
01:07:43,459 --> 01:07:44,627
[Freddy grunts]
1312
01:07:44,894 --> 01:07:46,294
That's okay.
1313
01:07:46,295 --> 01:07:50,266
[Freddy grunts, growls]
1314
01:07:50,599 --> 01:07:53,069
- [gasps]
- [growls]
1315
01:07:54,003 --> 01:07:57,206
- [Freddy laughs]
- Just kick his ass already!
1316
01:08:00,409 --> 01:08:04,080
[in deep voice] That's what
I'm talking about! Whoa! [yells]
1317
01:08:07,249 --> 01:08:10,318
Hey, don't make me... Stop!
I'll stab you, man. Come on!
1318
01:08:10,319 --> 01:08:15,825
[exclaims]
Oh, my God! [screaming]
1319
01:08:16,058 --> 01:08:19,027
- [bone cracking]
- [groans]
1320
01:08:19,028 --> 01:08:20,329
[growls]
1321
01:08:25,734 --> 01:08:27,703
[growls]
1322
01:08:31,006 --> 01:08:32,274
[Freddy grunting]
1323
01:08:32,808 --> 01:08:35,477
[in deep voice] Whoa, yeah!
1324
01:08:35,478 --> 01:08:38,747
- [screaming]
- [growling]
1325
01:08:45,888 --> 01:08:48,490
Wow! Guys! [pants]
1326
01:08:48,491 --> 01:08:52,862
[Freddy in deep voice] Gringo!
Gringo! Gringo! Whoo!
1327
01:08:54,330 --> 01:08:56,698
[exhales, in normal voice]
Ooh, that was crazy!
1328
01:08:56,699 --> 01:08:58,066
Freddy, look out!
1329
01:08:58,067 --> 01:09:00,068
- [gun firing]
- [growls]
1330
01:09:00,069 --> 01:09:02,103
- [tense music playing]
- [gun firing]
1331
01:09:02,104 --> 01:09:04,907
- [zombies growling]
- [breathes heavily]
1332
01:09:11,113 --> 01:09:14,550
[Karl] Oh, my God! Oh!
[whimpers, pants]
1333
01:09:15,618 --> 01:09:17,887
[lights clicking]
1334
01:09:20,156 --> 01:09:21,490
[tense music playing]
1335
01:09:23,125 --> 01:09:25,761
- Jane?
- Everybody, get on your knees.
1336
01:09:27,496 --> 01:09:28,597
Now!
1337
01:09:34,603 --> 01:09:38,040
I'm surprised
you're all still alive,
1338
01:09:38,707 --> 01:09:43,411
but glad to meet the terrorists
behind Project Zoltan.
1339
01:09:43,412 --> 01:09:44,612
Oh, it's Dracula's hound.
1340
01:09:44,613 --> 01:09:46,347
- [shushes] Shut up, Karl.
- Just saying.
1341
01:09:46,348 --> 01:09:51,653
This massacre just exposed
your true nature to the world.
1342
01:09:51,654 --> 01:09:55,624
- You filthy zombies.
- Hey, she's living-impaired.
1343
01:09:57,560 --> 01:09:59,295
[Stanley]
Down on the ground, now!
1344
01:10:00,696 --> 01:10:01,696
[gasps]
1345
01:10:03,098 --> 01:10:04,166
[grunts]
1346
01:10:04,433 --> 01:10:06,869
[tense music continues playing]
1347
01:10:08,704 --> 01:10:11,740
[laughs]
1348
01:10:14,176 --> 01:10:16,144
Oh, hey, man!
1349
01:10:16,145 --> 01:10:17,812
I bet you didn't see
this one coming, huh?
1350
01:10:17,813 --> 01:10:18,781
[clicks tongue]
1351
01:10:18,782 --> 01:10:20,515
Tell me, how does it feel
to be on your knees?
1352
01:10:20,516 --> 01:10:22,250
Now is not the time, Dave.
1353
01:10:22,251 --> 01:10:24,385
My name is Stanley.
1354
01:10:24,386 --> 01:10:26,321
How many fucking times
do I have to tell you that?
1355
01:10:26,322 --> 01:10:28,089
- Who the hell is Dave anyway?
- [Maggie] Calm down!
1356
01:10:28,090 --> 01:10:30,358
Everything is fine.
We have the money.
1357
01:10:30,359 --> 01:10:32,227
- My money!
- [Jane] Hey, time out.
1358
01:10:32,228 --> 01:10:34,195
- Finders keepers.
- Sneaky bitch!
1359
01:10:34,196 --> 01:10:38,933
[scoffs] Baby, I'm so sorry.
I was... I was really scared.
1360
01:10:38,934 --> 01:10:41,869
- She was scared, Maggie!
- She's lying, Karl!
1361
01:10:41,870 --> 01:10:44,072
- You don't know that.
- I agree with both of you!
1362
01:10:44,073 --> 01:10:45,774
Shut up!
1363
01:10:46,041 --> 01:10:47,842
Enough with
the fucking bickering!
1364
01:10:47,843 --> 01:10:48,777
Do you hear yourselves?
1365
01:10:48,778 --> 01:10:50,812
[mimics] "I am scared."
"I agree with you both."
1366
01:10:50,813 --> 01:10:52,781
I should shoot all of you
in the fucking face.
1367
01:10:53,782 --> 01:10:55,351
- Give me that.
- [Stanley groans] Ah!
1368
01:10:55,884 --> 01:10:57,553
Nice. Now...
1369
01:10:58,754 --> 01:11:00,756
[breathes deeply]
where was I?
1370
01:11:01,624 --> 01:11:02,624
Ah, yes.
1371
01:11:03,392 --> 01:11:06,161
Your days of roaming our streets
1372
01:11:06,428 --> 01:11:09,764
and infecting us
with diseases are over.
1373
01:11:09,765 --> 01:11:12,066
Well, the last disease I caught
wasn't from a dead guy.
1374
01:11:12,067 --> 01:11:13,868
[Maggie] You know, you got
some nasty shit going on
1375
01:11:13,869 --> 01:11:16,705
inside your lab yourself,
I've seen it.
1376
01:11:17,740 --> 01:11:20,442
I bet you orchestrated
this whole fucking thing.
1377
01:11:20,909 --> 01:11:24,579
- So, it wasn't bath salts?
- You made them look bad,
1378
01:11:24,580 --> 01:11:28,616
so you could cash in on some
big ass Coleman cleanup contract
1379
01:11:28,617 --> 01:11:30,685
and be the goddamn hero,
didn't you?
1380
01:11:30,686 --> 01:11:34,689
And you all are the perfect
scapegoats, aren't you?
1381
01:11:34,690 --> 01:11:36,025
[laughs]
1382
01:11:36,825 --> 01:11:40,129
You got me!
You got me, clever girl.
1383
01:11:40,596 --> 01:11:43,432
Too bad no one's ever
gonna find out.
1384
01:11:43,632 --> 01:11:45,100
- [gun clicking]
- [Maggie groans]
1385
01:11:45,301 --> 01:11:47,303
- Karl, laser penis!
- [upbeat music playing]
1386
01:11:48,537 --> 01:11:50,739
- [screams]
- [screams]
1387
01:11:51,473 --> 01:11:54,176
- [neck cracks]
- [groans] Oh!
1388
01:11:54,510 --> 01:11:56,478
- [body thuds]
- [exclaims] Yes!
1389
01:11:56,712 --> 01:11:59,247
- No mask!
- Yeah, I know! It's all Freddy.
1390
01:11:59,248 --> 01:12:00,515
[laughs, gasps]
1391
01:12:00,516 --> 01:12:03,585
[Hannity growling]
1392
01:12:04,119 --> 01:12:05,888
[tense music playing]
1393
01:12:06,188 --> 01:12:08,190
- [gun fires]
- [Karl gasps]
1394
01:12:08,390 --> 01:12:11,460
You ruined everything,
you wretched scum!
1395
01:12:11,794 --> 01:12:15,296
- What have you done?
- The world a fucking favor!
1396
01:12:15,297 --> 01:12:18,434
[saw whirring]
1397
01:12:20,102 --> 01:12:21,870
You look better dead, baby.
1398
01:12:22,971 --> 01:12:23,971
[grunts]
1399
01:12:25,841 --> 01:12:26,842
[music concludes]
1400
01:12:27,976 --> 01:12:30,112
- Nice shot.
- Good pass.
1401
01:12:30,379 --> 01:12:32,514
[soft synth music playing]
1402
01:12:38,687 --> 01:12:39,822
[groans] Oh!
1403
01:12:40,756 --> 01:12:43,926
- It's a miracle.
- You fucking fucker!
1404
01:12:46,695 --> 01:12:50,765
Well, I love you too, Maggie.
1405
01:12:50,766 --> 01:12:54,636
- Yeah, nice try, shit face.
- [laughs]
1406
01:12:57,706 --> 01:13:02,044
Uh, guys? Hate to interrupt,
but where's the money?
1407
01:13:06,515 --> 01:13:07,683
And where's Stan?
1408
01:13:10,085 --> 01:13:12,121
[suspenseful music playing]
1409
01:13:21,897 --> 01:13:25,099
- [phone ringing]
- [woman on TV] Oh, we can't.
1410
01:13:25,100 --> 01:13:26,568
What would my father say?
1411
01:13:28,670 --> 01:13:32,141
- Why can't they be together?
- [man on TV] But I love you.
1412
01:13:32,508 --> 01:13:35,878
[whispers] Come on,
pick up. Shit.
1413
01:13:38,781 --> 01:13:40,348
I got the money,
you knucklehead,
1414
01:13:40,349 --> 01:13:41,616
I got the money, you bitch.
1415
01:13:41,617 --> 01:13:45,454
- [growls]
- [groans]
1416
01:13:48,657 --> 01:13:51,426
- [whispers] You fucking asshole!
- [zombie growling]
1417
01:13:51,427 --> 01:13:53,662
[breathes heavily]
1418
01:13:59,168 --> 01:14:00,235
[music concludes]
1419
01:14:00,569 --> 01:14:02,480
- [indistinct clamoring]
- [Chelsea] Any moment now.
1420
01:14:02,504 --> 01:14:03,539
Here they are Brad,
1421
01:14:03,806 --> 01:14:05,473
our terrorists are exiting
the building by the front door,
1422
01:14:05,474 --> 01:14:06,541
as we speak.
1423
01:14:06,542 --> 01:14:08,075
Anything to say
for your defense?
1424
01:14:08,076 --> 01:14:09,812
Yeah, we're innocent.
1425
01:14:10,579 --> 01:14:12,413
I recorded everything
and I have proof.
1426
01:14:12,414 --> 01:14:14,615
[Captain Picard toy] I recorded
everything and I have proof.
1427
01:14:14,616 --> 01:14:16,818
[indistinct chatter]
1428
01:14:16,819 --> 01:14:17,920
I do.
1429
01:14:18,320 --> 01:14:21,790
[static buzzing]
1430
01:14:24,026 --> 01:14:25,794
[synth music playing]
1431
01:14:29,565 --> 01:14:32,701
[Karl] Yeah,
so I skip to the end.
1432
01:14:33,402 --> 01:14:35,070
Oh, I know, I'm cheating.
1433
01:14:38,106 --> 01:14:40,843
Well, the good news is,
we got Granny back.
1434
01:14:42,611 --> 01:14:45,713
She's living-impaired now,
but she always thought she was,
1435
01:14:45,714 --> 01:14:47,916
so I guess she's finally happy.
1436
01:14:51,186 --> 01:14:52,855
And we didn't get arrested.
1437
01:14:53,722 --> 01:14:55,623
Turns out that Captain
Galactica's keychain plan
1438
01:14:55,624 --> 01:14:57,191
didn't work out as I'd hope,
1439
01:14:57,192 --> 01:14:58,494
it didn't prove anything.
1440
01:14:59,728 --> 01:15:02,831
But all hell broke loose.
1441
01:15:03,665 --> 01:15:07,302
The infection got out
and spread like crazy.
1442
01:15:07,536 --> 01:15:09,638
[tense music playing]
1443
01:15:12,374 --> 01:15:13,674
[car alarm blaring]
1444
01:15:13,675 --> 01:15:17,144
[Karl] Welcome to the real
zombie apocalypse.
1445
01:15:17,145 --> 01:15:21,183
- [helicopter blades whirring]
- [zombies growling]
1446
01:15:23,051 --> 01:15:26,255
[police siren blaring
in distance]
1447
01:15:26,722 --> 01:15:29,258
[Stanley growling]
1448
01:15:31,326 --> 01:15:32,528
[police siren blaring]
1449
01:15:36,765 --> 01:15:39,334
- [screams]
- [music concludes]
1450
01:15:39,535 --> 01:15:41,637
[upbeat synth music playing]
1451
01:18:40,782 --> 01:18:43,018
[music fades]
1452
01:18:46,788 --> 01:18:49,291
[mild tempo music playing]
1453
01:20:01,730 --> 01:20:03,565
[music concludes]
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