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CLARKSON: Tonight, James
experiences the sheer grunt
of a Chevrolet Silverado...
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I go airborne in a
Ford VelociRaptor...
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And Richard Hammond
carries some wood.
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(AUDIENCE CHEERING
AND APPLAUDING)
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CLARKSON: Thank you so much!
Thank you! Hello!
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Hello and good evening!
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Hello! Now...
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Thank you very much.
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A while back,
I heard that Lexus
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was working on a car
called the RC F.
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It would be a 2-door coupe
with a 5-litre V8 engine
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and it would take on
the smaller AMG Mercs
and M-powered BMWs,
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and I was very excited.
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I couldn't wait to give it
a spanking round our track,
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and now, I have.
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I expected it to be sharp,
but violent...
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Raw, but civilised...
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Powerful, but controlled...
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(GRUNTING)
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I expected a bank
of Tokyo high-tech,
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with the exhaust bark
of a mad dog.
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But actually, it turned out
to be fat and useless.
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Really fat.
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With two people onboard,
it weighs nearly two tonnes.
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So look what happens
when you put it in a
drag race with a BMW M4.
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(ENGINES REVVING)
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Three, two, one. Go.
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The BMW just walks away.
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I have 40 more
horsepower than he does,
and I'm being humiliated.
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The enormous weight
means it's no good
in the corners, either.
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(TYRES SCREECHING)
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I have got many, many
different settings in here.
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And I've got
G-Shift control,
whatever that is.
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And VDIM.
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I've got Standard, Eco,
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-Sport S.
-(CLICKING)
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Sport S+.
Something called Slalom.
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(TYRES SQUEALING)
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Doesn't matter which
one you select,
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you just get yards
and yards of
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wearisome understeer,
and then a lot of
electronic interference.
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There is, however, another
setting in the RC F
which makes it even worse.
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If you put it in
Sport+ and then
push this button here,
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look, I'm now in Expert mode.
It says it there.
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I have told the car
that I am an expert.
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I don't need the electronic
stuff. I can manage.
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Oh, God.
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(TYRES SCREECHING)
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Lurchy, that's the word
I'm looking for there.
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Lurchy.
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(TYRES SCREECHING)
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It's really struggling
to deal with the weight.
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-(TYRES SQUEALING)
-Come on!
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Why are you doing that?
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I'm an expert, look.
Look how I'm going
round this corner.
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That's an expert use of...
Oop, I'm on the grass.
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The simple truth
of the matter is
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you can put John Prescott
in a pair of running shoes,
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but it won't make him
an athlete.
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I really don't like this car.
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I don't like the way it looks.
I don't like the way it goes.
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I don't like the way it feels.
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(TYRES SCREECHING)
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But what really annoys me,
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what really gets my goat
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is that I know Lexus
can do so much better.
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A few years ago,
they gave us the LFA,
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a car which, I'll admit, has
many faults and irritations.
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The seatbelt, for example, is
incredibly difficult to do up.
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Um... There are
no cup holders,
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it's impossible to plug your
telephone or whatever
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into the stereo system.
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And the fuel tank is the size
of a disposable lighter,
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which means you have
to fill up every five minutes,
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and then you have to get out.
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And then it takes a week
to do your seatbelt up again.
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(CHUCKLING)
I still haven't done it.
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It's like giving myself
a prostate exam.
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But these little things
pale into insignificance
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when you unleash
its astonishing V10 engine.
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(ENGINE REVVING)
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It produces 552 horsepower.
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That means 0 to 60
in 3.7 seconds.
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(ENGINE REVVING)
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It also means
a top speed of 202,
and even more amazingly,
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it revs from idle
to the red line
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in an almost unbelievable
0.6 of a second.
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But the best thing
is the noise.
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(ENGINE ROARING)
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It's sounds baleful,
it sounds like
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a wild animal
that's sad about something.
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"Oh, noooo!
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"I got my paw stuck.
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(REVVING)
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"Ow!
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-(REVVING)
-"Ow!
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-(REVVING)
-"Ow!"
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This is what I was looking for
in the new Lexus.
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A sense that the engine
is actually alive,
that it's a sentient being.
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And there was more
I was looking for, too.
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The LFA does not have
an Expert facility.
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Or a G-Shift thing, or VDIM.
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(TYRES SCREECHING)
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It corners well
because it's well-engineered.
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And it's light, very light.
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And I love the way that
it feels so violent and raw.
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This car is simply
out of this world.
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And look at the difference
in styling.
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See how one looks
like that stupid food
that's drizzled in jus
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and served on a bed of
stupid beans to idiots
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in overpriced restaurants.
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And the other is as simple as
a freshly picked blackberry.
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I know that this costs
five or six times more
than the new RC F,
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and I know it's full of
carbon fibre and all sorts of
clever engineering
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that you can't
reasonably expect to find
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further down the fiscal
food chain,
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but surely they could have
captured the spirit
of this car,
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the essence, its soul,
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and transplanted that
into the RC F.
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Surely they could.
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Or maybe they couldn't.
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Maybe the LFA is so good,
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not even the people
who made it
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know how to make it again.
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(AUDIENCE CHEERING
AND APPLAUDING)
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Um, you said you were
gonna give it a spanking.
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-Yeah.
-But you gave it
a kicking.
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Well, it's rubbish.
It is absolutely rubbish.
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In fact, it's so bad
I'm not even gonna bother
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getting The Stig
to take it round the track.
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It'd just be a
complete waste of time.
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Ooh, now, we ought to
bring you up to speed
with the latest in car news.
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Okey doke.
A new Skoda coming out.
It's called the Superb.
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There it is.
Mainly for minicabbers.
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But what you really
need to know is
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underneath, if you
pull away the body,
it's basically a Golf, okay?
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There's another new Skoda,
the Octavia vRS.
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That's a Golf as well.
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New Audi, RS 3 Sportback.
Here it is.
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That's a Golf.
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New Skoda Fabia.
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-HAMMOND: Ah, is that a Golf?
-No, that's Polo.
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Oh, it's confusing. I can't...
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-It's not confusing.
Look, Hammond, it's...
-HAMMOND: It is!
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No, it's not.
It's really, really simple.
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All cars are basically
a Golf underneath,
or a Polo.
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Or a Fiat 500.
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Except for this.
This is the Citroen DS5.
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That's basically
a Peugeot, underneath.
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Oh, and the Fiat 500X. That.
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Well, is that not a Fiat 500?
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-No, that's an Alfa Romeo.
-Is it?
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Anyway, that's cleared up
this week's
motoring news for you.
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Moving on, do you remember
that six-wheeled Mercedes
G-Wagon that I drove?
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-The six-wheel drive thing?
-Mmm, yes, in the desert.
Yes, yes.
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A massive thing.
Well, Mercedes have
now announced
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that they're making
a four-wheel version of it.
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-Oh, there it is.
-HAMMOND: There, look at that.
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So they've made
a four-wheel version
of the six-wheel version
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of the four-wheel car
they already had?
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I think it looks great.
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Massive wheels
made possible by portal axles
so it's raised up.
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It's got about
422 brake horsepower,
I think it is,
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from its V8 twin turbo.
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It is quite costly.
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£200,000 for that.
I know, I know, I know,
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but if you look closely,
it's got side pipes!
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Oh, yes!
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And all of a sudden,
ladies and gentlemen,
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Richard Hammond has become
uncomfortable in his trousers.
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Well, I love...
I do love side pipes.
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I can tell that from the
shape of your front pipe.
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Oh, is it showing? Sorry.
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Oh, now, there's a sort of
motor racing. It's called GT3.
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-Anyone seen it?
-AUDIENCE: Yeah.
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There's a picture
of a grid here, right, okay?
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Look at it. It's just amazing.
You've got Astons, McLarens,
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Porsches, BMWs,
Nissan GT-Rs.
Fabulous series.
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-Yeah, very exciting because
you can recognise the cars.
-Mmm.
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But now Bentley has announced
that they're gonna build a car
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that's inspired
by that race series.
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It's called the GT3-R,
here it is,
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and it's a sort of
stripped-down, pumped-up,
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road-going, two-seater
version of the race car.
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-580 horsepower from its V8.
-I'll have a look at that.
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Well, you'll like the sound
because it's got a
titanium exhaust
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that they say gives it
a baritone roar.
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So it's got Tom Jones
underneath it.
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Basically, they've
strapped Tom Jones...
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-Poor Tom's, "Whoa!"
-That's how it sounds!
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Aston Martin have got a
very similar sort of thing
called a Vantage V12 GT3.
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-AUDIENCE: Ooh...
-Exactly, "Whoa."
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-That is a V12...
-Does look quite cool.
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600 horsepower, so
20 more than the Bentley,
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and it's half a tonne lighter.
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That is properly
blowing my frock up,
that there. It really is.
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Philosophy news.
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Everybody... No, don't groan
because this is... I know it
sounds dreary, but...
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Driverless cars are coming,
as we know,
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and somebody
pointed out this week,
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and I think it's
rather a good point,
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that they will have to make,
from time to time,
ethical decisions.
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What, like, "Should we cancel
third-world debt?"
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No, James, not that.
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You're driving along, okay,
and you're heading towards
an accident.
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Well, you're not driving,
you're just sitting there.
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You're heading
towards an accident.
It's gonna be fatal.
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The only solution is to swerve
onto the pavement,
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but there are
two pedestrians there.
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What does the car do?
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What, is this the Moral Maze
or something?
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No, it's a genuine thing,
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'cause basically,
you will have bought a car
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that must be programmed,
in certain circumstances,
to kill you.
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It will go, "Well, there's two
there, there's only one person
in me, I'm gonna kill him."
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And you'll just have to sit
there as the lorry comes, and
there's nothing you can do.
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Well, maybe driverless cars
will have to come with, like,
and override button.
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Just a big button
with "Me" on it.
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So, in a crash, "Save me!"
Just hit that.
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Or maybe it could have
a sliding scale.
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So you can say, "Look,
if it's a load of children
on the pavement,
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"obviously, don't
run them down,
but cyclists?"
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We are in dark territory here,
aren't we?
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Well, the interesting
thing is all of us
are programmed,
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because we're humans,
'cause we're animals,
basically,
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to look after ourselves.
Self-preservation
always kicks in,
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and you will
swerve away from danger.
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Not necessarily.
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Oh, well, now you say that,
but recently scientists
conducted
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an absolutely awful,
genuinely awful experiment,
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but with a very
interesting result.
233
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They got a load of monkeys
with their babies
and put them in a box,
234
00:13:48,300 --> 00:13:50,233
and then thy heated
the floor up.
This actually happened.
235
00:13:50,267 --> 00:13:52,300
I, you know,
am just reporting.
236
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They heated the floor up
till it became
really unbearable,
237
00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:59,367
and all of the monkeys
picked up their babies
and held them,
238
00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:03,400
but when the floor got hotter
and hotter until it was
absolutely unbearable,
239
00:14:03,433 --> 00:14:06,300
every one of them
put their babies down
and stood on them.
240
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(AUDIENCE GIGGLING)
241
00:14:08,333 --> 00:14:10,733
I'm... I'm surprised...
242
00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:15,467
I'm surprised you didn't
save this for the Christmas
show, mate, it's lovely.
243
00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:19,800
What a lovely story!
What a nice tale!
I love a story!
244
00:14:19,833 --> 00:14:22,400
I'm just saying,
these driverless cars,
245
00:14:22,433 --> 00:14:24,733
everyone goes,
"Oh, aren't they clever?
They can stop at red lights."
246
00:14:24,767 --> 00:14:28,767
They are gonna have to face
all sorts of things, like,
"Who do I kill now?"
247
00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:30,733
We are programmed
to look after ourselves,
248
00:14:30,767 --> 00:14:34,300
and these driverless cars
are going to be programmed
to do the maths and say,
249
00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:36,400
"Lot of people over there.
I'm gonna kill you."
250
00:14:36,433 --> 00:14:38,533
And whether to stand
on a baby monkey.
251
00:14:38,567 --> 00:14:40,500
(LAUGHTER)
252
00:14:40,533 --> 00:14:46,067
Now, Brooklands, world's first
purpose-built racetrack.
Do you remember it?
253
00:14:46,067 --> 00:14:48,600
-Well, no. He will.
-Oh, yeah, he will,
obviously.
254
00:14:48,633 --> 00:14:51,067
Okay, we've got some
footage of it here
to remind everyone.
255
00:14:51,067 --> 00:14:52,933
This was just outside London,
and look at it.
256
00:14:52,967 --> 00:14:55,700
Everybody waked faster,
we were in black and white
in those days,
257
00:14:55,733 --> 00:14:57,367
and you went unbelievably...
258
00:14:57,400 --> 00:15:00,267
Look at this,
120 miles an hour
on the banking,
259
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:03,933
and then... There's James May,
look, in his pedal car.
260
00:15:03,967 --> 00:15:06,433
And then it was
just fantastic, but
261
00:15:06,467 --> 00:15:09,900
the war started, they built
an aeroplane factory
on the circuit,
262
00:15:09,933 --> 00:15:11,833
and that was the end of that.
263
00:15:11,867 --> 00:15:15,067
Ever since, there's been
a group of enthusiasts
who want Brooklands to reopen,
264
00:15:15,067 --> 00:15:17,333
and last week, actually,
they were given a grant
265
00:15:17,367 --> 00:15:20,833
by the lottery people
of £4.6 million,
266
00:15:20,867 --> 00:15:22,433
and I just think
that's gonna be brilliant.
267
00:15:22,467 --> 00:15:26,400
Get that back, Astons,
Bentleys belching around
at the weekend,
268
00:15:26,433 --> 00:15:30,300
Fotherington Sorbet
wheel-to-wheel with
the Duke of Wembley.
269
00:15:30,333 --> 00:15:32,833
It's a very good idea for an
appealing Sunday afternoon,
270
00:15:32,867 --> 00:15:35,367
watching the toffs
kill themselves at Brooklands.
271
00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:37,600
You just pop down the A3
on a Sunday afternoon,
272
00:15:37,633 --> 00:15:40,833
"Let's go and watch the
Earl of Bradford's
head come off."
273
00:15:40,867 --> 00:15:42,633
How much did you say
they'd been given?
274
00:15:42,667 --> 00:15:44,067
£4.6 million.
275
00:15:44,067 --> 00:15:45,800
Well, that's not
enough, is it?
276
00:15:45,833 --> 00:15:48,500
The shopping centre
next to our office cost
one-and-a-half billion.
277
00:15:48,533 --> 00:15:51,067
Yes, exactly.
It isn't very much,
you're quite right.
278
00:15:51,067 --> 00:15:53,067
Well spotted, Hammond.
279
00:15:53,067 --> 00:15:57,600
In fact, all they can afford
to do with that is rebuild
the start/finish straight.
280
00:15:57,633 --> 00:16:00,533
Well, hang on,
just the start/finish straight
of a race circuit
281
00:16:00,567 --> 00:16:02,567
-is not much use in itself.
-CLARKSON: No.
282
00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:07,067
Unless they spent
all 4.6 million
on lottery tickets.
283
00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:10,067
It's lottery money.
They take the grant,
spend it on lottery tickets,
284
00:16:10,067 --> 00:16:11,833
and win a lot more.
285
00:16:11,867 --> 00:16:13,567
Good thinking from
Richard Hammond there.
286
00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:16,333
He's saved motor racing
for the nation.
287
00:16:16,367 --> 00:16:20,900
Now, I know this is
a car show, but please
bear with us,
288
00:16:20,933 --> 00:16:22,533
because I wanna
talk about this.
289
00:16:22,567 --> 00:16:26,067
It's one of those watches
that's worn by people
290
00:16:26,067 --> 00:16:28,067
who play golf and do business,
291
00:16:28,067 --> 00:16:29,333
and they're always banging on
292
00:16:29,367 --> 00:16:32,600
about these pins
that you can see here.
293
00:16:32,633 --> 00:16:36,100
Yeah. They say that
if they pull those pins out,
294
00:16:36,133 --> 00:16:38,667
the watch will send
their precise position
295
00:16:38,700 --> 00:16:41,867
to a team of professionals
who will come and rescue them.
296
00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:45,600
So, if they're out
climbing a mountain or
rowing across an ocean...
297
00:16:45,633 --> 00:16:47,900
Which they aren't,
'cause they're playing golf
and doing business.
298
00:16:47,933 --> 00:16:50,800
No, but if they were
doing those things,
and something went wrong,
299
00:16:50,833 --> 00:16:53,600
then thanks to their watch,
they'd be okay.
300
00:16:53,633 --> 00:16:54,967
Ah, but would they?
301
00:16:55,067 --> 00:16:57,767
To find out, the producers
decided that one of us
302
00:16:57,800 --> 00:17:01,767
should be dumped
somewhere with minimal kit,
with virtually no food,
303
00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:06,567
somewhere very, very remote
to see if the system works.
304
00:17:42,667 --> 00:17:44,067
Well...
305
00:17:46,367 --> 00:17:47,933
That's it.
306
00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:52,067
I am now marooned here,
307
00:17:52,100 --> 00:17:54,233
wherever the hell here is.
308
00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:59,067
Bloody hell.
309
00:18:01,900 --> 00:18:05,267
My only hope now
is my watch.
310
00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:08,433
So, it's time.
311
00:18:10,333 --> 00:18:11,900
Undo this.
312
00:18:13,333 --> 00:18:14,800
There.
313
00:18:15,667 --> 00:18:17,533
And then pull that bit out.
314
00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:21,067
And that's it, done.
315
00:18:23,567 --> 00:18:26,833
Pulling those pins
activates a distress signal
316
00:18:26,867 --> 00:18:30,967
that's picked up by
a LEOSAR, low Earth
polar orbit satellite,
317
00:18:31,067 --> 00:18:33,700
which then forwards
my exact coordinates
318
00:18:33,733 --> 00:18:35,800
to a central command centre.
319
00:18:35,833 --> 00:18:40,600
The team here then scramble
the nearest highly-trained
search-and-rescue unit,
320
00:18:40,633 --> 00:18:43,333
who arrive at my location
within hours.
321
00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:50,333
Sadly, however,
today the scramble command
322
00:18:50,367 --> 00:18:54,833
has not been sent
to a highly-trained
search-and-rescue unit.
323
00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:56,500
(GRUNTING)
324
00:19:05,700 --> 00:19:07,333
MAY: ...It's running
on petrol.
325
00:19:07,367 --> 00:19:10,467
It's a brilliant idea,
and I'm not sure
the Ferrari does that.
326
00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:12,567
I think it does, but I think
they're just being
honest about it...
327
00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:14,400
-(BEEPING)
-...because they're
recognising that it's
328
00:19:14,433 --> 00:19:16,467
a means of improving
the efficiency.
329
00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:19,300
Is that your bag ringing?
330
00:19:19,333 --> 00:19:23,200
Oh, I think this is the signal
from our esteemed colleague
Richard Hammond.
331
00:19:23,233 --> 00:19:25,267
CLARKSON: Is it? Where is he?
332
00:19:25,300 --> 00:19:28,967
Wait a minute.
He would appear
to be in Africa, is it?
333
00:19:29,067 --> 00:19:31,067
Let's have a look.
334
00:19:31,067 --> 00:19:35,333
No, I think you'll find
that is...Canada.
335
00:19:36,067 --> 00:19:38,667
Specifically, the Rockies.
336
00:19:38,700 --> 00:19:40,367
Crikey, um...
337
00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:41,967
Actually, that is
quite serious.
338
00:19:42,067 --> 00:19:45,200
We really do need to get
on this, James, so...
339
00:19:45,233 --> 00:19:48,467
Excuse me, could we see
the pudding menu?
340
00:19:50,233 --> 00:19:51,200
HAMMOND: Right.
341
00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:57,100
-That bit suspends
off this bit.
-(BEEPING)
342
00:19:59,333 --> 00:20:02,933
That watch transmits
for 24 hours.
343
00:20:04,700 --> 00:20:06,300
And then that's it.
344
00:20:09,133 --> 00:20:12,933
Right.
So this is the mountain,
there's my tent.
345
00:20:13,867 --> 00:20:16,667
Mountain, trees, hills,
this is all we are.
346
00:20:16,700 --> 00:20:20,067
There's a cameraman,
a sound recordist and
a bloke from the office,
347
00:20:20,100 --> 00:20:21,933
and he's just a media luvvie.
348
00:20:22,567 --> 00:20:24,400
I know you think
349
00:20:24,433 --> 00:20:29,100
there's a five-star hotel
just down there,
but there's not.
350
00:20:29,133 --> 00:20:31,800
Nothing else. There's no
survival experts here.
351
00:20:32,967 --> 00:20:34,933
Fact of the matter is
I'm completely stuck
352
00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:38,200
until Yogi the Boar
and Boo-Boo get here.
353
00:20:40,100 --> 00:20:45,167
CLARKSON: Knowing we were
his only hope, we had some
important decisions to make.
354
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:48,400
MAY: Raunchy apple fritters
sounds quite interesting.
355
00:20:48,433 --> 00:20:50,700
-James! James, James, James...
-Or pancake with cheese...
356
00:20:50,733 --> 00:20:55,000
You know in the colonies,
Australia, South Africa,
America, Canada and so on,
357
00:20:55,033 --> 00:20:56,867
everybody loves
pickup trucks.
358
00:20:56,900 --> 00:20:58,400
-Yes?
-Yes.
359
00:20:58,433 --> 00:21:02,433
Well, why don't we
get a pickup truck to go
and rescue Hammond in?
360
00:21:02,467 --> 00:21:04,700
Because pickup trucks
generally only have two seats
361
00:21:04,733 --> 00:21:07,067
and there would be three of us
when we've rescued him.
362
00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:09,467
Why don't we get
two pickup trucks,
one for you, one for me?
363
00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:12,900
-Mmm.
-It would, A, increase our
chances of finding him.
364
00:21:12,933 --> 00:21:15,167
-Yeah.
-And B, there'd be a seat
to get him back in.
365
00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:18,267
-But...
-(STAMMERING) Vir
in Thunderbirds...
366
00:21:18,300 --> 00:21:19,933
Mmm.
367
00:21:19,967 --> 00:21:23,067
Inevitably, 1 and 2
kind of went first,
didn't they, always.
368
00:21:23,100 --> 00:21:24,300
Yeah.
369
00:21:24,333 --> 00:21:28,200
Alan and... No, not Alan.
Who drove Thunderbird 1?
370
00:21:28,233 --> 00:21:29,567
-Scott.
-Virgil.
371
00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:31,067
No, Virgil was 2.
372
00:21:31,067 --> 00:21:33,267
-Was he 2?
-Scott was 1.
373
00:21:34,467 --> 00:21:35,533
Virgil was 2,
374
00:21:35,567 --> 00:21:36,800
-Alan was 3.
-Alan was 3.
375
00:21:36,833 --> 00:21:39,467
-Gordon was 4.
-Gordon.
376
00:21:39,500 --> 00:21:42,967
HAMMOND: In Canada,
the temperature was
a bitter minus 10,
377
00:21:43,067 --> 00:21:45,600
so I urgently needed
some warmth.
378
00:21:52,233 --> 00:21:53,600
(SIGHING)
379
00:21:53,633 --> 00:21:56,200
What would have been wrong
with giving me a lighter?
380
00:21:57,767 --> 00:22:01,067
I can't get my fire lit.
Cold beans.
381
00:22:02,233 --> 00:22:04,267
They are a bit frozen
in the middle.
382
00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:11,400
CLARKSON: Having finished
our lunch...
383
00:22:12,433 --> 00:22:14,100
MAY: I'm not sure about
the red, you know.
384
00:22:14,133 --> 00:22:17,100
...we went to book some
flights to Vancouver.
385
00:22:18,267 --> 00:22:21,100
Okay, you've
actually just missed the
last flight out today.
386
00:22:21,133 --> 00:22:22,400
-Have we?
-Yeah.
387
00:22:22,433 --> 00:22:23,500
Oh, what a rotten bit of luck.
388
00:22:23,533 --> 00:22:25,133
Should we maybe get
another drink?
389
00:22:25,167 --> 00:22:27,967
There's a Delta One
that leaves at 10:00
tomorrow morning.
390
00:22:28,067 --> 00:22:30,133
Don't like Delta's
seat upholstery.
391
00:22:31,067 --> 00:22:33,567
Would you go from Manchester?
392
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:36,367
Manchester, no,
you know, this is the BBC,
393
00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:38,067
I think it will be idiotic
to go to Manchester.
394
00:22:38,100 --> 00:22:39,833
I mean, that would be
just stupid.
395
00:22:39,867 --> 00:22:41,567
WOMAN: There's Lufthansa.
396
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:43,567
-(MAY SCOFFS)
-CLARKSON: Stewardesses
wear trousers.
397
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:46,067
WOMAN: There's one
from Gatwick which
goes via Calgary.
398
00:22:46,067 --> 00:22:47,700
MAY: Gatwick?
CLARKSON: He doesn't
like Gatwick.
399
00:22:47,733 --> 00:22:48,900
MAY: I hate Gatwick.
400
00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:52,067
(WOLF HOWLING)
401
00:22:55,267 --> 00:22:57,100
(BEEPING)
402
00:22:57,933 --> 00:22:59,400
HAMMOND: Out there somewhere,
403
00:23:01,433 --> 00:23:04,500
there are bears.
404
00:23:04,533 --> 00:23:05,800
(WOLF HOWLING)
405
00:23:05,833 --> 00:23:08,267
As many as 180,000
black bears.
406
00:23:09,533 --> 00:23:12,367
I can't remember what it
was, about 15,000 grizzlies.
407
00:23:16,533 --> 00:23:18,300
(ICE RATTLES)
408
00:23:19,267 --> 00:23:20,933
Freezing.
409
00:23:20,967 --> 00:23:22,800
(WIND WHISTLING)
410
00:23:25,367 --> 00:23:29,467
In the morning,
I was cold and exhausted
from lack of sleep.
411
00:23:29,500 --> 00:23:32,200
But most of all,
I was anxious.
412
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:38,067
Any minute now.
413
00:23:39,333 --> 00:23:40,433
Any minute.
414
00:23:42,667 --> 00:23:44,533
I mean, they've had 24 hours.
415
00:23:45,967 --> 00:23:49,067
I mean, 24 hours.
416
00:23:50,500 --> 00:23:54,233
You can get anywhere in
the world in 24 hours, surely.
417
00:23:59,367 --> 00:24:01,067
Where the hell are they?
418
00:24:09,333 --> 00:24:10,767
(BEEPING)
419
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:13,133
MAY: (GASPS)
I can't remember...
CLARKSON: James?
420
00:24:14,367 --> 00:24:15,833
It's stopped beeping.
421
00:24:15,867 --> 00:24:17,967
-Well, yeah, it would.
-Why would it?
422
00:24:18,067 --> 00:24:21,933
'Cause the watch thing
only transmits the distress
signal for 24 hours.
423
00:24:21,967 --> 00:24:24,367
Then the battery runs out.
424
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:26,333
-Seriously?
-Well, yeah. It's only...
425
00:24:26,367 --> 00:24:28,333
Well, did you make a note
of where he was?
426
00:24:28,367 --> 00:24:30,900
No, I didn't. You...
You've got the thing.
427
00:24:32,433 --> 00:24:34,300
Well, I remember he was...
428
00:24:34,333 --> 00:24:37,667
He was on something called,
I think it was Wolf Mountain,
429
00:24:37,700 --> 00:24:40,367
and you go up Bear Pass.
430
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:41,767
Sounds grizzly.
431
00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:43,133
-(LAUGHS)
-Hey.
432
00:24:43,167 --> 00:24:45,733
That was a good joke.
No, actually, do you know
433
00:24:45,767 --> 00:24:49,067
the biggest problem
is not bears and wolves.
434
00:24:49,100 --> 00:24:51,933
-Cougars, loads of cougars.
-Well, that's all right, then.
435
00:24:51,967 --> 00:24:54,067
No, not that sort of cougar.
436
00:24:54,067 --> 00:24:55,933
Actually a (GROWLING)
That sort of cougar.
437
00:24:55,967 --> 00:24:58,100
Oh, you mean
like a big cat thing?
438
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:03,267
HAMMOND:
As I couldn't move
from the spot
439
00:25:03,300 --> 00:25:05,833
where the watch
had transmitted
the distress signal,
440
00:25:05,867 --> 00:25:10,133
I was hard at work trying
to make my life here
more comfortable.
441
00:25:16,633 --> 00:25:18,567
I want somewhere to sit.
442
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:21,467
I can't sit on the snow,
so I'm building a shelter.
443
00:25:26,100 --> 00:25:28,467
(STRIKING FLINT STARTER)
444
00:25:30,933 --> 00:25:32,933
Spark, you bastard.
445
00:25:33,967 --> 00:25:35,867
There we go.
446
00:25:35,900 --> 00:25:38,333
We have fire.
447
00:25:38,367 --> 00:25:43,267
And with my supplies
dwindling, I also needed
to think about food.
448
00:25:44,867 --> 00:25:46,600
"Animals for food.
449
00:25:48,433 --> 00:25:50,267
"Guinea pigs.
450
00:25:50,300 --> 00:25:52,900
"All animals can be a source
of nourishment.
451
00:25:52,933 --> 00:25:55,333
"A few, including
worms and insects,
452
00:25:55,367 --> 00:25:57,467
"can be collected
with little skill."
453
00:26:07,367 --> 00:26:11,067
I'm bored, I'm cold,
I'm unhappy, I'm hungry.
454
00:26:11,067 --> 00:26:14,300
I'm scared.
(GROANING)
455
00:26:14,333 --> 00:26:17,733
Ugh! And I don't want
to be wearing a hat,
just for a minute.
456
00:26:17,767 --> 00:26:19,067
Oh!
457
00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:24,400
To alleviate the boredom,
and stave off the cold,
458
00:26:24,433 --> 00:26:28,233
I tried to make some
SAS-style pine needle tea.
459
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:32,433
Ah!
460
00:26:33,167 --> 00:26:35,167
Ow! Ow!
461
00:26:35,733 --> 00:26:37,500
Ow!
462
00:26:37,533 --> 00:26:39,467
Where are they? Just where?
463
00:26:45,267 --> 00:26:48,433
CLARKSON: Unfortunately,
we were a little bit delayed
464
00:26:48,467 --> 00:26:49,933
at Vancouver airport.
465
00:26:49,967 --> 00:26:51,267
Yes, of course.
466
00:26:53,067 --> 00:26:55,233
But eventually,
we made it to the car park,
467
00:26:55,267 --> 00:26:59,067
where our pickup truck
rescue vehicles were waiting.
468
00:27:17,967 --> 00:27:19,667
CLARKSON: James?
MAY: Yeah?
469
00:27:19,700 --> 00:27:22,067
CLARKSON: That's not a light,
that's a collapsed sun,
isn't it?
470
00:27:22,067 --> 00:27:23,900
MAY: Yeah,
never mind that. Look.
471
00:27:23,933 --> 00:27:27,133
-Mine is actually comes
up to my nipples.
-(LAUGHING)
472
00:27:27,167 --> 00:27:30,433
I didn't realise it was...
And yet, do you know
what the other thing is?
473
00:27:30,467 --> 00:27:32,567
If I actually find
Richard Hammond,
474
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:35,233
I'm not gonna see him, am I?
I'd just run
straight over him.
475
00:27:35,267 --> 00:27:36,933
You notice something else
about mine?
476
00:27:36,967 --> 00:27:40,800
This entire vehicle
is a transportation device
477
00:27:40,833 --> 00:27:42,900
for its own spare wheel, look.
478
00:27:42,933 --> 00:27:45,967
-That's all the back's for.
-That's really stupid.
479
00:27:46,067 --> 00:27:47,700
-Look at the size of it.
-CLARKSON: Look at it.
480
00:27:47,733 --> 00:27:49,733
MAY: Anyway, listen, we got
everything we need here.
481
00:27:49,767 --> 00:27:52,233
I've got a big warm coat,
I've got a massive car...
482
00:27:52,267 --> 00:27:55,067
-Mmm-hmm.
-A rough idea of where
Richard Hammond is.
483
00:27:55,067 --> 00:27:56,833
Yeah, so let's go
484
00:27:56,867 --> 00:27:59,400
into Vancouver, get a hotel,
485
00:27:59,433 --> 00:28:01,967
good night's rest,
get rid of this jet lag.
486
00:28:05,133 --> 00:28:06,600
(TYRES SCREECHING)
487
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:10,233
It's not funny,
I don't know what...
488
00:28:10,267 --> 00:28:11,333
(WOLF HOWLING)
489
00:28:11,367 --> 00:28:13,300
They've got to
get here tomorrow...
490
00:28:14,500 --> 00:28:16,900
Morning. Early.
491
00:28:28,500 --> 00:28:30,333
(AUDIENCE CHEERING
AND APPLAUDING)
492
00:28:30,833 --> 00:28:32,067
HAMMOND: Um...
493
00:28:33,467 --> 00:28:34,867
Hold on.
494
00:28:34,900 --> 00:28:36,900
Hold on a minute.
495
00:28:36,933 --> 00:28:40,233
Can I just
make something clear?
496
00:28:40,267 --> 00:28:42,500
That's the first time
I've seen this film,
497
00:28:42,533 --> 00:28:45,900
and, um, I'm sorry,
you two went into Vancouver.
498
00:28:45,933 --> 00:28:48,067
-Well, yes.
-To get rid of your jet lag.
499
00:28:48,100 --> 00:28:50,067
-Yes.
-No, tiredness kills, Hammond.
500
00:28:50,067 --> 00:28:52,100
-Haven't you seen those
signs on the motorway?
-Exactly.
501
00:28:52,133 --> 00:28:56,500
What annoys me as well here
is that you chose to do it
in big American pickup trucks.
502
00:28:56,533 --> 00:28:59,200
Well, that was a good idea,
'cause we hardly ever do
503
00:28:59,233 --> 00:29:01,100
big American pickup trucks
on Top Gear.
504
00:29:01,133 --> 00:29:03,067
I know. I'm always
campaigning to do them.
505
00:29:03,067 --> 00:29:05,833
I know, and in part 2
of the film, we do them
extensively
506
00:29:05,867 --> 00:29:07,833
on many different
types of terrain.
507
00:29:07,867 --> 00:29:10,067
Yes, without me!
508
00:29:10,100 --> 00:29:12,967
Oh, this is unbeliev...
I've never heard
such ingratitude.
509
00:29:13,067 --> 00:29:16,567
5,400 miles we travelled
to come and rescue you.
510
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:18,067
In slow motion.
511
00:29:18,100 --> 00:29:20,533
Yeah, but we thought
you liked tenting.
512
00:29:20,567 --> 00:29:23,067
I do, in the Lake District,
where there's a bit of drizzle
513
00:29:23,067 --> 00:29:24,400
and you can go out
for some cake.
514
00:29:24,433 --> 00:29:28,067
Not on top of a mountain
at minus 10,
surrounded by bears.
515
00:29:28,767 --> 00:29:30,267
Well, we'll find out later on
516
00:29:30,300 --> 00:29:33,167
if Richard Hammond manages to
be grateful about any of this,
517
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:37,100
but now it's time to
put a star in our
reasonably-priced car.
518
00:29:37,133 --> 00:29:40,967
Now, funnily enough, my guest
tonight spent quite a lot of
time in Canada as well.
519
00:29:41,067 --> 00:29:42,800
Is she an ungrateful,
angry little man?
520
00:29:42,833 --> 00:29:44,400
No, no, she isn't, actually.
521
00:29:44,433 --> 00:29:47,167
She is the star of both
The X-Files and The Fall.
522
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:51,267
Ladies and gentlemen,
it is Gillian Anderson!
523
00:29:51,300 --> 00:29:52,600
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
524
00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:57,400
-Hello.
-I'll kiss you.
525
00:29:58,500 --> 00:29:59,567
-I hope so.
-Yeah.
526
00:30:00,900 --> 00:30:02,967
(CLARKSON LAUGHS)
527
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,500
Excellent. Thank you
so much for coming!
528
00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:09,300
So you can remember my name
throughout the show?
529
00:30:09,333 --> 00:30:12,200
No, it goes on there.
Eventually, it goes on there.
530
00:30:12,233 --> 00:30:14,667
But I did have to look
whether it was a "J" or a "G".
531
00:30:14,700 --> 00:30:19,600
Now, um, one of the things
that amazes me is you today
joined a very small band
532
00:30:19,633 --> 00:30:22,633
of people who've
been on this show,
including...
533
00:30:22,667 --> 00:30:25,433
By doing the
worst time ever, right?
534
00:30:25,467 --> 00:30:26,733
Well, we'll get to that later.
535
00:30:26,767 --> 00:30:28,133
(LAUGHING) Okay.
536
00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:32,200
How did you know?
No, no, no.
537
00:30:32,233 --> 00:30:35,667
Benedict Cumberbatch,
Simon Cowell,
Michael Gambon and you.
538
00:30:35,700 --> 00:30:37,233
What?
539
00:30:37,267 --> 00:30:39,567
Everyone's offered
a car and driver
to come down here,
540
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:41,567
-but you said,
"No, no, I'll drive myself."
-Yeah.
541
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:43,567
-And you did drive yourself?
-I did drive myself.
542
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:46,933
Very rare. Have you got
a problem with drivers
or you just like driving...
543
00:30:46,967 --> 00:30:49,400
-I just like being
in control, I think.
-Really?
544
00:30:49,433 --> 00:30:52,533
Ultimately. No, I do like...
I drive everywhere.
I drive everywhere.
545
00:30:52,567 --> 00:30:54,767
You grew up in England,
didn't you, 'cause I know
a lot of people
546
00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:57,333
would be very surprised
to hear you talking
with an English accent.
547
00:30:57,367 --> 00:31:00,367
-Yeah.
-But you actually did
grow up in, was it London?
548
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:03,100
-It was London.
-London, Crouch End
and Haringey.
549
00:31:03,133 --> 00:31:06,467
-But then you learned
to drive in America.
-At 16.
550
00:31:06,500 --> 00:31:10,100
At 16. And it was a
Volkswagen family
that you'd come from.
551
00:31:10,133 --> 00:31:13,133
Well, when we were
living in London,
we had a Beetle,
552
00:31:13,167 --> 00:31:17,600
an old original-body
Beetle, the skinny ones
with the pointy tops.
553
00:31:17,633 --> 00:31:21,067
And then when we moved
to Grand Rapids, Michigan,
we got what's called a Rabbit,
554
00:31:21,067 --> 00:31:22,833
which is, I think, a Golf...
555
00:31:22,867 --> 00:31:25,067
A Volkswagen Golf is a Rabbit.
556
00:31:25,067 --> 00:31:26,667
-An actual rabbit.
-Yeah, yeah.
557
00:31:26,700 --> 00:31:28,967
-But I think they are
the same thing.
-A rabbit's not a car.
558
00:31:29,067 --> 00:31:31,567
That's what I...
(LAUGHING)
559
00:31:32,467 --> 00:31:34,633
-It does exist.
-Yes, it does.
560
00:31:34,667 --> 00:31:38,233
-So, anyway, so you learn
to drive at 16, in the States?
-Yes.
561
00:31:38,267 --> 00:31:40,267
-And it went well?
-Yes. No, no, no,
it went very well.
562
00:31:40,300 --> 00:31:43,633
And then, you were
kind of on probation
for a period of time
563
00:31:43,667 --> 00:31:45,533
when you get your
driver's licence,
where you can drive,
564
00:31:45,567 --> 00:31:48,400
but you have to have
somebody who has
a driving licence in the car.
565
00:31:48,433 --> 00:31:52,433
-Okay.
-And I didn't on the
first time I went out,
566
00:31:52,467 --> 00:31:55,633
and got into two car accidents
on the same day.
567
00:31:55,667 --> 00:31:57,733
I was literally,
I swear to God,
568
00:31:57,767 --> 00:32:00,433
going to my
very first acting class,
569
00:32:00,467 --> 00:32:03,467
and I got rear-ended,
and I thought
it was my fault.
570
00:32:03,500 --> 00:32:06,400
And so I said,
"I'm so sorry.
Just go. Go away."
571
00:32:06,433 --> 00:32:09,133
And I didn't get any
information, and then I
had to pretend later
572
00:32:09,167 --> 00:32:10,933
that I got hit
in a parking lot.
573
00:32:10,967 --> 00:32:12,600
They must have thought
that all their Christmases
had come at once.
574
00:32:12,633 --> 00:32:15,500
Somebody apologised
for being stationary
when they ran into them.
575
00:32:15,533 --> 00:32:16,867
So what was the second one?
576
00:32:16,900 --> 00:32:19,433
The second one was,
I was trying to parallel park,
577
00:32:19,467 --> 00:32:24,933
and swung out and
side-swiped a woman
in a large old Cadillac,
578
00:32:24,967 --> 00:32:28,600
and she was very large
and her son was very large
579
00:32:28,633 --> 00:32:31,433
and they had a
very large baseball bat.
580
00:32:31,467 --> 00:32:33,700
And they were determined that
they were gonna get money,
581
00:32:33,733 --> 00:32:36,167
so they followed me home.
582
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:37,867
-With a baseball bat?
-With a baseball bat,
583
00:32:37,900 --> 00:32:40,567
and I walked up
to the front door,
my mum answered,
584
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:44,433
and there were these
two people wanting money,
standing behind me.
585
00:32:44,467 --> 00:32:47,833
And she had the sense of mind
to look in her wallet
586
00:32:47,867 --> 00:32:49,900
and pretend that
she only had $20.
587
00:32:49,933 --> 00:32:51,933
-And so she gave it to them...
-And they were happy?
588
00:32:51,967 --> 00:32:53,467
...and sent them
on their way, yeah.
589
00:32:53,500 --> 00:32:55,700
So anyway, you
grew up in the UK,
ended up in America,
590
00:32:55,733 --> 00:32:59,567
ended up acting, obviously,
so presumably you end up
in Los Angeles at some point.
591
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:01,300
-Yes.
-And then what car
did you have
592
00:33:01,333 --> 00:33:03,433
once all The X-Files
had taken off?
593
00:33:03,467 --> 00:33:06,133
While I was, um,
I don't know why,
594
00:33:06,167 --> 00:33:09,200
but when we were
shooting in Vancouver,
I had a Boxster.
595
00:33:10,167 --> 00:33:12,900
And then while we were in LA,
596
00:33:12,933 --> 00:33:16,433
I did a commercial
and they paid me in a car,
597
00:33:16,467 --> 00:33:21,467
and I got to choose the car,
so I chose an old-body 911.
598
00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:22,800
-A 911?
-Yeah.
599
00:33:22,833 --> 00:33:24,467
I'd have gone for a Veyron.
600
00:33:24,500 --> 00:33:28,767
Well, I'm sure that
the budget restricted me
to a degree.
601
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:30,367
Oh, I see,
it wasn't like any car.
602
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:32,067
It wasn't any car.
603
00:33:32,067 --> 00:33:34,167
-So are you a fan of
the 911, Porsches?
-Yes, very much, yeah.
604
00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:36,200
What is it that you like
about 911s?
605
00:33:36,233 --> 00:33:39,300
Um, I liked about
that particular car,
606
00:33:39,333 --> 00:33:41,800
I liked how much you could
feel the road in it.
607
00:33:41,833 --> 00:33:44,400
It felt, you know,
it's a very basic car.
608
00:33:44,433 --> 00:33:48,500
I always think they're popular
in America 'cause 911's
what you dial if you crash.
609
00:33:48,533 --> 00:33:50,300
Yeah.
610
00:33:50,333 --> 00:33:51,833
(IN AMERICAN ACCENT)
"So, what do I...
Oh, I know. There's a number."
611
00:33:51,867 --> 00:33:52,933
(IN NORMAL VOICE)
Because it's the same...
612
00:33:52,967 --> 00:33:54,333
That's not bad.
That's not a bad accent.
613
00:33:54,367 --> 00:33:57,367
(IN A DRAWL)
I'm better in the South,
but that's about it.
614
00:33:57,400 --> 00:34:00,867
(IN NORMAL VOICE) So have you
got lots of speeding tickets
or are you...
615
00:34:00,900 --> 00:34:02,467
-I've had a few.
-You have?
616
00:34:02,500 --> 00:34:06,067
The nicest thing that
ever happened was in Canada
617
00:34:06,100 --> 00:34:08,367
on Christmas Eve in Vancouver.
618
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:12,700
I was properly speeding
and a policeman
pulled up beside me,
619
00:34:12,733 --> 00:34:15,667
drove in front of me
and slowed me down,
620
00:34:15,700 --> 00:34:19,433
and then he put his
hand out the window
and gave me the thumbs-up.
621
00:34:19,467 --> 00:34:20,833
What's "properly speeding"?
622
00:34:20,867 --> 00:34:22,533
Probably about 110.
623
00:34:22,567 --> 00:34:24,067
-Miles an hour?
-Yeah.
624
00:34:24,067 --> 00:34:26,200
How many tickets have you got?
Do you get a lot of tickets?
625
00:34:26,233 --> 00:34:28,200
I just got my first
in 35 years.
626
00:34:28,233 --> 00:34:29,700
-No!
-Yeah.
627
00:34:29,733 --> 00:34:33,067
-Is that...
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
628
00:34:33,100 --> 00:34:34,733
You know, when you've got
an innocent face like mine,
629
00:34:34,767 --> 00:34:37,533
you don't like
to cause offence,
630
00:34:37,567 --> 00:34:39,067
which I don't, then you get...
631
00:34:39,100 --> 00:34:40,867
-I smell bullshit.
-It was...
632
00:34:40,900 --> 00:34:42,767
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)
633
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:46,133
The other one
you had in Los Angeles,
didn't you have a Land Rover?
634
00:34:46,167 --> 00:34:49,067
I had a Defen... Yes, I did.
635
00:34:49,500 --> 00:34:51,200
I, um...
636
00:34:51,233 --> 00:34:55,700
I fell in love with the idea
of having an old-fashioned
Defender,
637
00:34:55,733 --> 00:35:00,300
a red one with a cream top,
and it was as much the look
of it as anything else,
638
00:35:00,333 --> 00:35:02,300
and they're a fucking
pain in the arse to drive.
639
00:35:02,333 --> 00:35:03,700
-(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)
-They are.
640
00:35:03,733 --> 00:35:07,133
The wheels are this big,
and you have to turn them...
641
00:35:07,167 --> 00:35:08,800
And there's no
shoulder room at all.
642
00:35:08,833 --> 00:35:11,800
I bought it for about $12,000,
643
00:35:11,833 --> 00:35:15,200
I put about $35,000 into it,
644
00:35:15,233 --> 00:35:21,533
and I sold it
on a celebrity auction
for $12,000.
645
00:35:21,567 --> 00:35:23,967
'Cause it's only recently
they've started making cars...
646
00:35:24,067 --> 00:35:25,933
(IN BRUMMIE ACCENT) "What?
You want it to last and work?
647
00:35:25,967 --> 00:35:27,200
"We've never
thought of that before."
648
00:35:27,233 --> 00:35:28,400
But they are
quite reliable now.
649
00:35:28,433 --> 00:35:30,233
You and your accents,
very impressive.
650
00:35:30,267 --> 00:35:32,467
-Oh, no, well, you know...
-Was that Australian?
651
00:35:33,233 --> 00:35:34,400
(LAUGHTER)
652
00:35:36,700 --> 00:35:38,233
Anyway...
653
00:35:38,267 --> 00:35:40,067
It's time now to
talk about your lap. Cos...
654
00:35:40,100 --> 00:35:45,200
-(LAUGHING) My 2,765 laps.
-Well, it was a bit of that.
655
00:35:45,233 --> 00:35:49,933
You have set a record.
Most amount of laps done.
656
00:35:49,967 --> 00:35:54,500
-'Cause most people come down
and do seven or eight.
-What? Really?
657
00:35:54,533 --> 00:35:56,367
-You did 22.
-Oh!
658
00:35:58,533 --> 00:36:02,133
-I'm gonna be
brutally honest with you.
-No! No, what?
659
00:36:02,167 --> 00:36:07,733
Well, your first five
were all over two minutes.
660
00:36:07,767 --> 00:36:09,367
-Right.
-Which is, um...
661
00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:11,367
-Yeah, off the...
-Well, crap.
662
00:36:13,300 --> 00:36:17,433
It sucked at the beginning.
It was wet and I
couldn't see the lines,
663
00:36:17,467 --> 00:36:20,133
and I got three hours
of sleep last night,
that doesn't help.
664
00:36:20,167 --> 00:36:22,167
-Um...
-Right. Wet.
Couldn't see the lines.
665
00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:23,800
Three hours' sleep, yeah.
666
00:36:23,833 --> 00:36:26,633
-Body working okay?
-No, no, no, frozen shoulder.
667
00:36:26,667 --> 00:36:28,100
Okay, so that's...
668
00:36:28,133 --> 00:36:30,433
But they're... I don't...
They're not... Yeah, excuses.
669
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:34,733
So...
(CLEARING THROAT)
670
00:36:34,767 --> 00:36:36,367
Would you like
to see your lap?
671
00:36:36,700 --> 00:36:37,733
Yes.
672
00:36:37,767 --> 00:36:38,833
Would everyone else like to?
673
00:36:38,867 --> 00:36:39,900
AUDIENCE: Yes!
674
00:36:39,933 --> 00:36:41,100
Here we go,
let's have a look.
675
00:36:42,700 --> 00:36:44,500
(TYRES SCREECHING)
676
00:36:44,533 --> 00:36:47,833
CLARKSON: Whoa,
that's a lot of power
on the start there.
677
00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:52,200
That's a dirty look!
678
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:57,167
Keeping it tight,
very tight through there.
679
00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:01,300
Tyres being tortured.
680
00:37:02,333 --> 00:37:03,400
Here we go.
681
00:37:03,433 --> 00:37:05,333
This is good.
This is really good.
682
00:37:05,967 --> 00:37:07,533
(ANDERSON LAUGHS)
683
00:37:07,567 --> 00:37:11,167
CLARKSON: And, yeah,
it is wet through that.
Well, moist.
684
00:37:14,467 --> 00:37:15,500
My foot's on the floor.
685
00:37:15,533 --> 00:37:17,200
CLARKSON: Is it?
686
00:37:17,233 --> 00:37:19,100
Right, now,
the Hammerhead.
687
00:37:19,133 --> 00:37:22,067
-Are we gonna be
too brutal through here?
-(TYRES SQUEALING)
688
00:37:22,067 --> 00:37:25,700
We are a bit.
A little bit too much gas.
689
00:37:25,733 --> 00:37:27,533
But held it
all together nicely.
690
00:37:27,567 --> 00:37:29,667
Keeping it in the
middle of the road
on the way out,
691
00:37:29,700 --> 00:37:30,967
and, whoa, that was
a gear change.
692
00:37:31,067 --> 00:37:34,800
I thought I turned on
climate control.
693
00:37:34,833 --> 00:37:37,867
CLARKSON:
Don't get distracted with
the Follow Through looming.
694
00:37:37,900 --> 00:37:40,300
Yes, nicely...
That's very nicely done.
695
00:37:40,333 --> 00:37:43,067
And, oh,
very quiet and smooth.
696
00:37:43,067 --> 00:37:45,600
-Here we go,
only two corners to go.
-(TYRES SCREECHING)
697
00:37:45,633 --> 00:37:50,400
CLARKSON: Oh, that was
a sudden gear change there
and only Gambon left.
698
00:37:51,833 --> 00:37:54,767
Very nice through there,
and across the line.
699
00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:56,300
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
700
00:37:58,833 --> 00:38:00,400
So, ha-ha!
701
00:38:03,267 --> 00:38:06,633
Bearing in mind,
as we've established,
702
00:38:06,667 --> 00:38:11,533
that your first five laps
of your 22 were about here.
703
00:38:11,567 --> 00:38:12,700
-Yeah.
-Two minutes.
704
00:38:12,733 --> 00:38:17,233
Where do you think
you came in the end?
705
00:38:17,267 --> 00:38:20,067
I think I'm probably
still below Jack.
706
00:38:20,067 --> 00:38:23,467
-What, slower than 1:54.5?
-I don't know what that means.
707
00:38:23,500 --> 00:38:26,833
-One minute...
-Well, I know what that means!
708
00:38:26,867 --> 00:38:29,867
-It's a unit of time...
-I know!
709
00:38:29,900 --> 00:38:33,900
-Well... 1...
-Yeah, well, that's...
710
00:38:33,933 --> 00:38:36,067
-So you improved.
-Yes.
711
00:38:39,900 --> 00:38:41,733
-40...
-Oh!
712
00:38:41,767 --> 00:38:43,233
-AUDIENCE: Ooh...
-Oh!
713
00:38:49,867 --> 00:38:51,400
-8...
-No!
714
00:38:51,433 --> 00:38:53,333
-.5!
-Oh, shit!
715
00:38:53,367 --> 00:38:56,067
Which actually...
And it was mildly moist.
716
00:38:56,067 --> 00:38:58,333
Which is actually...
717
00:39:00,267 --> 00:39:03,067
Oh, wow, yes!
I beat Charles Dance!
718
00:39:03,067 --> 00:39:06,767
You beat Charles Dance,
you beat Joss Stone,
719
00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:08,333
you beat Kiefer Sutherland.
720
00:39:10,567 --> 00:39:12,167
That's a reboot!
721
00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:14,767
-That is quite something.
-Wow.
722
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:17,400
CLARKSON: That's one of the
fastest wet times
we've ever had,
723
00:39:17,433 --> 00:39:18,867
or mildly moist.
I think it is.
724
00:39:18,900 --> 00:39:20,933
It was more than mildly moist.
725
00:39:22,667 --> 00:39:25,800
I'll be the judge
of what's moist
and what's not.
726
00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:29,200
And that was mildly moist.
727
00:39:29,233 --> 00:39:30,800
Okay!
728
00:39:30,833 --> 00:39:35,100
I know what.
You are easily
not only the fastest wet lap,
729
00:39:35,133 --> 00:39:39,067
-but also most improved.
-Oh!
730
00:39:39,067 --> 00:39:41,067
So, ladies and gentlemen,
Gillian Anderson!
731
00:39:41,100 --> 00:39:42,700
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
732
00:39:42,733 --> 00:39:43,900
Brilliant!
733
00:39:44,633 --> 00:39:45,800
That's good.
734
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:54,300
Now, tonight, Jeremy and I
are using two huge
American pickup trucks
735
00:39:54,333 --> 00:39:57,100
to rescue Richard Hammond,
who's been abandoned
736
00:39:57,133 --> 00:40:00,733
on a freezing cold mountaintop
in the Canadian Rockies.
737
00:40:00,767 --> 00:40:03,833
We pick up the action after
we'd had a good night's rest
738
00:40:03,867 --> 00:40:06,567
in a downtown Vancouver hotel.
739
00:40:18,633 --> 00:40:20,767
MAY: We set off before dawn,
740
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:23,767
not knowing exactly
where Hammond was.
741
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:27,600
But we did know he was
at least 400 miles away,
742
00:40:27,633 --> 00:40:31,167
so we had plenty of time
to get to know our vehicles.
743
00:40:33,733 --> 00:40:38,400
CLARKSON: I am driving a Ford
F-150 pickup truck, which is,
744
00:40:38,433 --> 00:40:43,900
by miles, the best-selling
vehicle in America.
745
00:40:43,933 --> 00:40:48,200
Ford sells one of these things
every 35 seconds.
746
00:40:48,233 --> 00:40:52,167
And that's only in America,
remember, 35 seconds.
747
00:40:53,433 --> 00:40:59,000
If you were to park
every F-150 that's ever
been made since 1948,
748
00:40:59,033 --> 00:41:02,267
side by side,
not end to end, side by side,
749
00:41:02,300 --> 00:41:05,133
the line would stretch
round the Equator.
750
00:41:06,100 --> 00:41:07,200
Twice!
751
00:41:09,167 --> 00:41:12,167
The reason it sells
so well is simple...
752
00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:14,067
It's cheap.
753
00:41:14,067 --> 00:41:17,067
You can have an F-150
with an automatic gearbox,
754
00:41:17,100 --> 00:41:19,067
cruise control,
air conditioning
755
00:41:19,067 --> 00:41:23,067
and a 350-horsepower V8 motor
756
00:41:23,067 --> 00:41:25,400
for the equivalent of £20,000.
757
00:41:25,433 --> 00:41:30,067
Now that's what
we pay in Europe for
a Vauxhall Astra diesel.
758
00:41:34,067 --> 00:41:39,133
MAY: By comparison, my pickup
truck is a sales disaster.
759
00:41:39,167 --> 00:41:42,067
What I'm driving here,
viewers, the Silverado,
760
00:41:42,067 --> 00:41:46,500
the Chevrolet Silverado,
is the second best-selling
pickup truck.
761
00:41:46,533 --> 00:41:49,300
They only manage to shift
one of these every minute.
762
00:41:51,467 --> 00:41:53,833
I'm amazed Chevrolet
is still in business.
763
00:41:56,067 --> 00:41:58,333
HAMMOND: Meanwhile,
very far away,
764
00:41:58,367 --> 00:42:01,467
my third day on the mountain
was beginning.
765
00:42:02,733 --> 00:42:06,067
I didn't sleep last night,
I was cold all night.
766
00:42:06,833 --> 00:42:08,467
I'll have to get
more firewood.
767
00:42:10,167 --> 00:42:13,767
The thought of that,
swinging that axe again...
768
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:17,700
It's probably a good diet,
this. You'll see it on
This Morning at some point.
769
00:42:17,733 --> 00:42:21,200
(IMITATING LORRAINE KELLY)
Well, what you need is to be
abandoned by two good friends.
770
00:42:21,233 --> 00:42:23,867
Well, when I say good friends,
I mean bastards.
771
00:42:28,333 --> 00:42:31,333
Look, that's what
I call a breakfast.
772
00:42:31,367 --> 00:42:33,100
-Thank you very, very much.
-MAY: Oh!
773
00:42:33,133 --> 00:42:35,167
WAITRESS: Your eggs.
MAY: That's perfect.
774
00:42:38,267 --> 00:42:41,967
CLARKSON: After our
winter-warming breakfast,
we were back on the road
775
00:42:42,067 --> 00:42:45,433
and delving once more
into our pickup trucks.
776
00:42:47,100 --> 00:42:51,833
I'm gonna be honest with you.
This is no ordinary F-150.
777
00:42:51,867 --> 00:42:54,500
This is top-of-the-range
Raptor model,
778
00:42:54,533 --> 00:42:58,167
which has been beefed up,
supercharged and intercooled
779
00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:00,967
and then renamed VelociRaptor
780
00:43:01,067 --> 00:43:03,200
by a company called Hennessey,
781
00:43:03,233 --> 00:43:06,767
makers of the Venom,
one of the fastest road cars
782
00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:09,067
the world has ever seen.
783
00:43:12,267 --> 00:43:16,133
So, the 6.2-litre V8
that I have under the bonnet
784
00:43:16,167 --> 00:43:22,400
produces... (CLEARING THROAT)
623 horsepower.
785
00:43:22,433 --> 00:43:24,433
That's 212 more than standard.
786
00:43:25,567 --> 00:43:27,200
And that makes it quick.
787
00:43:28,333 --> 00:43:30,433
-(ENGINE REVVING)
-Alarmingly quick.
788
00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:34,833
Listen to that!
789
00:43:35,700 --> 00:43:37,367
It's like a jet.
790
00:43:39,667 --> 00:43:42,933
MAY: While Jeremy was in
a supercharged rocket ship,
791
00:43:42,967 --> 00:43:47,633
I was riding a wave
of low-down grunt.
792
00:43:47,667 --> 00:43:49,633
I have at my disposal
793
00:43:49,667 --> 00:43:55,467
a 6.6-litre turbocharged
V8 diesel engine.
794
00:43:55,500 --> 00:44:00,433
It develops 765 pound-feet
of torque.
795
00:44:00,467 --> 00:44:04,100
That's more than
one of those Supersport
Bentley Continentals.
796
00:44:05,567 --> 00:44:07,833
I also have the
Z71 Off-Road Pack,
797
00:44:07,867 --> 00:44:11,667
which means I get a lot
of underbody strengthening,
beefed up dampers
798
00:44:11,700 --> 00:44:15,567
and it has as standard
a sophisticated
four-wheel drive system.
799
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:19,667
I think for International
Rescue, this is like
Thunderbird 2.
800
00:44:19,700 --> 00:44:23,267
It's the one that does
all the really serious,
proper work.
801
00:44:27,233 --> 00:44:29,233
HAMMOND: With 52 hours gone
802
00:44:29,267 --> 00:44:32,133
and International Rescue
nowhere in sight,
803
00:44:32,167 --> 00:44:36,067
I was resorting to extreme
measures to find food.
804
00:44:36,933 --> 00:44:39,200
This is the snare.
805
00:44:39,233 --> 00:44:40,600
Just tightens
806
00:44:41,367 --> 00:44:42,733
like that.
807
00:44:42,767 --> 00:44:46,700
I lay this
on the rabbit trail,
which is here.
808
00:44:46,733 --> 00:44:49,367
Foot, caught, rabbit, dinner.
809
00:44:50,533 --> 00:44:51,933
There.
810
00:44:51,967 --> 00:44:54,100
Apparently,
the way you bait it
811
00:44:54,867 --> 00:44:56,433
is with pee.
812
00:44:57,867 --> 00:44:59,767
(VELCRO RIPPING)
813
00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:01,567
(UNZIPPING)
814
00:45:05,433 --> 00:45:07,800
Another layer. Two.
815
00:45:09,567 --> 00:45:10,633
(UNZIPPING)
816
00:45:10,667 --> 00:45:12,800
Four. (SCOFFS)
817
00:45:12,833 --> 00:45:13,933
(UNZIPPING)
818
00:45:13,967 --> 00:45:17,067
(SIGHS) What if
a bear comes now?
819
00:45:19,767 --> 00:45:23,967
CLARKSON: Meanwhile,
James and I, keen to be
ready for any emergency,
820
00:45:24,067 --> 00:45:27,067
had decided to buy
vital rescue equipment.
821
00:45:28,233 --> 00:45:30,600
Why...
What's that bit there for?
822
00:45:30,633 --> 00:45:32,233
MAN: Can opener,
bottle opener.
823
00:45:32,267 --> 00:45:33,667
-What...
-You need a bottle.
824
00:45:33,700 --> 00:45:34,733
It's a bottle opener.
825
00:45:34,767 --> 00:45:36,600
It opens beer. Yes.
826
00:45:36,633 --> 00:45:38,167
We want them.
827
00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:40,100
Is that... That's worth
having it, isn't it?
828
00:45:40,133 --> 00:45:42,533
-What is it?
-Scrapy, scrapy,
brushy, brushy.
829
00:45:42,567 --> 00:45:43,833
You don't need a brush.
830
00:45:43,867 --> 00:45:45,667
Well, okay, saw the brush off.
831
00:45:45,700 --> 00:45:47,567
I can't buy
just one end, can I?
832
00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:49,467
There you go,
see, there's just one end.
833
00:45:49,500 --> 00:45:51,067
Yeah, but you might as well
have a brush as well.
834
00:45:51,100 --> 00:45:52,600
No, you don't need a brush.
835
00:45:54,433 --> 00:45:56,267
(WOLF HOWLS)
836
00:45:56,300 --> 00:46:01,167
I haven't made these exactly
like the ones in the book,
837
00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:05,467
'cause I once saw Ray Mears
make snowshoes,
838
00:46:05,500 --> 00:46:06,900
and they were more like this.
839
00:46:06,933 --> 00:46:08,333
(WIND HOWLING)
840
00:46:16,567 --> 00:46:18,067
(GRUNTING)
841
00:46:21,167 --> 00:46:22,533
(GROANING)
842
00:46:22,567 --> 00:46:23,900
Cold!
843
00:46:24,433 --> 00:46:25,967
Really cold!
844
00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:32,933
That's it,
this is where I peed.
845
00:46:33,967 --> 00:46:35,533
No rabbit.
846
00:46:42,067 --> 00:46:44,400
It's all rubbish!
Nothing works.
847
00:46:47,367 --> 00:46:49,267
Where the fuck are they?
848
00:46:54,067 --> 00:46:56,133
(MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)
849
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:04,800
I have my seat heater on.
It's very nice.
850
00:47:04,833 --> 00:47:09,967
CLARKSON: I really am
starting to deeply like
my VelociRaptor.
851
00:47:10,067 --> 00:47:12,667
This reminds me,
and you're gonna think
I'm mad, but it's true,
852
00:47:12,700 --> 00:47:18,633
it reminds me
of a 1992 supercharged
Aston Martin.
853
00:47:18,667 --> 00:47:20,767
They're very similar.
854
00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:22,800
I used to love that car.
855
00:47:22,833 --> 00:47:25,300
MAY: Uh, this looks like
rather an attractive
small town.
856
00:47:25,333 --> 00:47:29,867
I wouldn't mind stopping
for something
like a cappuccino.
857
00:47:29,900 --> 00:47:34,267
HAMMOND: By mid-afternoon,
there was still no sign
of Yogi and Boo-Boo,
858
00:47:34,300 --> 00:47:38,167
so I prepared myself
for a third night in the open.
859
00:47:40,200 --> 00:47:43,067
And if you want to write
to the BBC
860
00:47:43,067 --> 00:47:45,667
and say this is some
rare type of tree
861
00:47:45,700 --> 00:47:49,267
and has to be preserved,
you can stick it up your arse.
862
00:47:50,900 --> 00:47:53,767
Sick of the sight
of this place.
863
00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:57,867
I'm a television presenter
from Birmingham,
not Bear fucking Grylls.
864
00:48:00,233 --> 00:48:02,133
CLARKSON: Despite
our best efforts,
865
00:48:02,167 --> 00:48:05,633
James and I were still
more than 150 miles
866
00:48:05,667 --> 00:48:07,867
from our friend and colleague.
867
00:48:07,900 --> 00:48:11,200
Night was falling,
the roads were getting worse.
868
00:48:11,233 --> 00:48:13,533
And there was another issue.
869
00:48:13,567 --> 00:48:14,800
Sitrep.
870
00:48:14,833 --> 00:48:17,200
James May does not like
driving in the snow
871
00:48:17,233 --> 00:48:19,667
and has now reduced his speed
872
00:48:19,700 --> 00:48:21,967
to about three.
873
00:48:22,067 --> 00:48:25,067
To annoy him, as much as
he was annoying me,
874
00:48:25,067 --> 00:48:28,100
I decided to ignite
my collapsed sun.
875
00:48:28,833 --> 00:48:30,267
Right. (SIGHING)
876
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:34,467
MAY: (YELLING) Clarkson!
877
00:48:34,500 --> 00:48:36,267
(CHUCKLES QUIETLY)
878
00:48:36,300 --> 00:48:40,167
I've never ever
encountered a light like that
on the front of a car.
879
00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:43,200
Seriously, very funny,
but could you turn
the big light off?
880
00:48:43,233 --> 00:48:45,167
CLARKSON: Only when
you speed up.
881
00:48:46,700 --> 00:48:48,900
MAY: Turn the
fucking light off!
882
00:48:50,533 --> 00:48:54,800
CLARKSON: It was a long,
horrible drive,
but mercifully,
883
00:48:54,833 --> 00:48:57,067
when we were just
10 miles from Hammond,
884
00:48:57,100 --> 00:49:00,467
we found a lodge where
we could spend the night.
885
00:49:02,867 --> 00:49:05,900
And the next morning,
I came up with a plan.
886
00:49:07,300 --> 00:49:11,800
Hammond is 10 miles away
and 4,000 feet above us, so
887
00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:14,200
we have a race.
888
00:49:14,233 --> 00:49:15,867
And if you get there first,
889
00:49:15,900 --> 00:49:18,367
you don't have to rescue him.
890
00:49:20,567 --> 00:49:22,100
Come on, that's an incentive.
891
00:49:22,133 --> 00:49:24,500
-No, you're right.
It is, isn't it?
-(LAUGHING) It is.
892
00:49:24,533 --> 00:49:25,867
So if you don't
get there first,
893
00:49:25,900 --> 00:49:28,133
you have to drive, what,
15 hours back to Vancouver
894
00:49:28,167 --> 00:49:29,967
with Richard Hammond
in your pickup truck.
895
00:49:30,067 --> 00:49:32,200
Can you imagine
driving 15 hours
896
00:49:32,233 --> 00:49:36,400
back to Vancouver
with him either dead
or bad-tempered.
897
00:49:38,067 --> 00:49:40,333
HAMMOND:
Where the fuck are you?
898
00:49:40,367 --> 00:49:44,300
I peed in a bottle in my tent
last night and it felt dirty.
899
00:49:45,633 --> 00:49:47,133
Enough!
900
00:49:49,167 --> 00:49:51,200
CLARKSON: With a good
breakfast under our belts,
901
00:49:51,233 --> 00:49:54,867
James and I were
planning our routes.
902
00:49:54,900 --> 00:49:59,233
So Hammond is around there.
That's where the signal
came from, from his watch.
903
00:49:59,267 --> 00:50:03,200
So if I go up what I think
is Wolf Pass,
904
00:50:03,233 --> 00:50:06,533
the corpse of
Richard Hammond will be
around here somewhere.
905
00:50:06,567 --> 00:50:10,600
It's slightly longer,
but it's only a little
bit longer, but...
906
00:50:10,633 --> 00:50:13,867
I'm avoiding that
massive rise there.
I'm gonna go that way.
907
00:50:13,900 --> 00:50:15,400
You ready, May?
908
00:50:15,433 --> 00:50:17,000
I'd never been more ready.
909
00:50:17,033 --> 00:50:20,667
Three, two, one, begin!
910
00:50:20,700 --> 00:50:22,600
(ENGINES REVVING)
911
00:50:26,767 --> 00:50:29,667
CLARKSON: This is
an interesting race,
it really is, because,
912
00:50:29,700 --> 00:50:34,900
although our pickup trucks
appear to be the same,
913
00:50:34,933 --> 00:50:37,300
but actually,
they're not the same at all.
914
00:50:38,367 --> 00:50:41,900
His is all about
strength and torque
915
00:50:41,933 --> 00:50:44,167
and this is all about
speed and power.
916
00:50:45,167 --> 00:50:47,067
And then there's
our driving styles.
917
00:50:47,100 --> 00:50:51,800
James' is very slow
and methodical
and full of maths.
918
00:50:51,833 --> 00:50:53,667
Mine's more sort of...
919
00:50:53,700 --> 00:50:56,233
(ENGINE REVVING)
920
00:50:56,267 --> 00:50:58,400
Put your foot down
and hope for the best.
921
00:51:01,667 --> 00:51:04,233
MAY: Traction control is on.
922
00:51:04,267 --> 00:51:07,067
Thumb's outside the wheel,
that's the other off-road tip.
923
00:51:08,067 --> 00:51:09,600
Absolutely gorgeous scenery.
924
00:51:09,633 --> 00:51:11,967
Hammond would have been having
a lovely time looking at this.
925
00:51:13,100 --> 00:51:14,600
It's like being in a spa.
926
00:51:15,833 --> 00:51:17,400
HAMMOND: Fucking... (GRUNTING)
927
00:51:22,767 --> 00:51:24,800
You are going on there.
928
00:51:28,900 --> 00:51:30,833
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
929
00:51:32,933 --> 00:51:36,900
CLARKSON: In the Ford,
I'd decided to use
one of God's highways.
930
00:51:45,567 --> 00:51:46,600
(LAUGHING)
931
00:51:48,333 --> 00:51:52,133
Rivers, as we know, are level,
unless they're waterfalls.
932
00:51:52,167 --> 00:51:54,833
Just hope we don't encounter
one of those.
933
00:51:57,300 --> 00:51:58,367
There's my camera.
934
00:51:58,400 --> 00:52:01,667
Yup, I can now see
what I'm doing.
935
00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:06,933
MAY: Two miles completed.
936
00:52:07,867 --> 00:52:09,233
No serious problems.
937
00:52:10,067 --> 00:52:11,933
-(THUD)
-Jeez.
938
00:52:14,167 --> 00:52:15,867
Yes, good work.
939
00:52:19,633 --> 00:52:22,267
I love my pickup truck.
I really love it.
940
00:52:24,067 --> 00:52:26,733
Both of us were now
off the beaten track
941
00:52:26,767 --> 00:52:29,233
and full of steely
determination.
942
00:52:36,233 --> 00:52:39,067
Come on, Jeremy,
you need to get there first.
943
00:52:40,700 --> 00:52:43,300
Thunderbird 1 is powersliding.
944
00:52:44,433 --> 00:52:45,467
Ooh, yes!
945
00:52:48,267 --> 00:52:50,600
This is called
wrestling with the controls.
946
00:52:53,567 --> 00:52:54,600
Whoa!
947
00:52:55,833 --> 00:52:57,400
Ohh!
948
00:53:00,400 --> 00:53:02,633
MAY: I'm getting
deep into the woods here.
949
00:53:04,333 --> 00:53:06,167
Steady.
950
00:53:06,200 --> 00:53:09,667
Temperatures and pressures
all in the green.
951
00:53:09,700 --> 00:53:14,200
This is shouting and power
versus thought and torque.
952
00:53:14,767 --> 00:53:16,933
CLARKSON: Come on!
953
00:53:16,967 --> 00:53:19,233
I've got some
rooster tails now.
954
00:53:20,933 --> 00:53:22,733
(LAUGHING)
955
00:53:22,767 --> 00:53:26,567
Good news, Hammond,
the VelociRaptor works
well in these conditions.
956
00:53:28,500 --> 00:53:29,967
Where is he? Where is he?
957
00:53:35,967 --> 00:53:37,767
HAMMOND: (MIMICKING CLARKSON
AND MAY) Hello. Hello.
958
00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:39,067
I'm James.
959
00:53:39,067 --> 00:53:41,167
Oh, I'm Jeremy.
Shall we be friends, James?
960
00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:43,133
Yes, let's be best friends
forever and ever.
961
00:53:43,167 --> 00:53:45,400
Right, James, I must
tell you all about myself.
962
00:53:45,433 --> 00:53:46,967
Actually, that's my
favourite hobby,
963
00:53:47,067 --> 00:53:48,833
telling people
how wonderful I am.
964
00:53:48,867 --> 00:53:50,267
Oh, is it really, Jeremy?
965
00:53:50,300 --> 00:53:51,933
That's funny because
I actually am
brilliant at everything.
966
00:53:51,967 --> 00:53:53,933
Are you?
Yes, I am, but
I'm very modest.
967
00:53:53,967 --> 00:53:56,233
Are you?
Yes, that's why I drive
a yellow Ferrari.
968
00:53:56,267 --> 00:53:59,500
Do you?
I drive everything better
than everybody else.
969
00:53:59,533 --> 00:54:01,067
Let's have another friend,
970
00:54:01,067 --> 00:54:02,867
but let's leave him to die
on a mountaintop, shall we?
971
00:54:02,900 --> 00:54:03,967
Oh, that would be
funny, wouldn't it?
972
00:54:04,067 --> 00:54:05,533
Then we could
look really cool.
973
00:54:05,567 --> 00:54:08,067
CLARKSON: Knowing that Hammond
would be on high ground,
974
00:54:08,100 --> 00:54:11,200
I was now climbing...hard.
975
00:54:15,633 --> 00:54:18,833
(ENGINE WHINES AND ROARS)
976
00:54:23,100 --> 00:54:24,933
Oh, God, I love this thing.
977
00:54:24,967 --> 00:54:26,600
I really properly do.
978
00:54:32,433 --> 00:54:37,067
All day yesterday, this was
an Aston Martin V8 Vantage.
979
00:54:37,100 --> 00:54:39,233
Now it's a Group B
Audi Quattro.
980
00:54:45,600 --> 00:54:48,533
MAY: On my route,
I too was climbing.
981
00:54:54,500 --> 00:54:57,200
Do your stuff, Z71 Pack.
982
00:55:00,433 --> 00:55:01,967
You can actually
feel the wheels going,
983
00:55:02,067 --> 00:55:04,100
"Is it this one,
is it that one?
984
00:55:04,133 --> 00:55:06,800
"I'll put a bit power there,
I'll put a bit to that one."
985
00:55:09,900 --> 00:55:13,067
But as we climbed
past 4,000 feet,
986
00:55:13,067 --> 00:55:15,433
the going started to get
really tough.
987
00:55:18,533 --> 00:55:20,867
Keep going, keep going,
keep going. Keep going.
988
00:55:22,433 --> 00:55:24,067
Thunderbird 2 is still go.
989
00:55:27,733 --> 00:55:31,300
CLARKSON: Keep those revs up.
Keep the wheels spinning.
990
00:55:31,333 --> 00:55:34,067
Come on, Jeremy,
you need to get there first.
991
00:55:34,067 --> 00:55:37,067
I do not want
to drive back to Vancouver
992
00:55:37,067 --> 00:55:39,100
with my VelociRaptor
being soiled
993
00:55:39,133 --> 00:55:42,367
by Hammond's cheesy,
decomposing bottom.
994
00:55:45,100 --> 00:55:46,533
Oh, my head's come off.
995
00:55:46,567 --> 00:55:48,367
Has it?
Well, a man
threw a knife at me,
996
00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:51,367
but I caught it in my teeth.
Literally, my head came off.
997
00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:52,300
Ooh, but I'm okay.
998
00:55:52,333 --> 00:55:53,533
(IN NORMAL VOICE)
Mmm, are you?
999
00:55:54,500 --> 00:55:56,333
In the cock! Ha!
1000
00:55:56,367 --> 00:55:57,967
Right in the nads!
1001
00:55:58,067 --> 00:56:00,700
Look at that!
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
1002
00:56:00,733 --> 00:56:04,667
MAY:
* Driving along
Singing this song
1003
00:56:06,233 --> 00:56:07,300
Come on.
1004
00:56:08,767 --> 00:56:11,967
* Something in a
winter wonderland *
1005
00:56:12,067 --> 00:56:13,933
-(CLUNKING)
-Shit.
1006
00:56:15,533 --> 00:56:17,067
Situation update, viewers.
1007
00:56:17,100 --> 00:56:20,367
Bit too close to
the edge there, um...
1008
00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:21,933
I've got to be
careful how I move,
1009
00:56:21,967 --> 00:56:24,133
otherwise I'll fall
into the valley.
1010
00:56:25,100 --> 00:56:26,933
Still, it could be worse.
1011
00:56:28,767 --> 00:56:29,900
Whoa!
1012
00:56:30,300 --> 00:56:31,300
Oh, no!
1013
00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:35,167
Shit! Shit!
1014
00:56:37,067 --> 00:56:38,067
Whoa!
1015
00:56:40,067 --> 00:56:44,400
Faced with the prospect
of having to rescue the
world's angriest man...
1016
00:56:44,433 --> 00:56:48,067
Where are you,
you pair of (BLEEP)
middle-aged (BLEEP)?
1017
00:56:48,067 --> 00:56:52,133
...James and I had
both decided to
rip out our own fingernails.
1018
00:56:53,100 --> 00:56:54,133
Ow!
1019
00:56:54,167 --> 00:56:55,200
Ow!
1020
00:56:57,833 --> 00:57:00,467
MAY: This made
progress much easier.
1021
00:57:01,433 --> 00:57:03,433
That feels good.
1022
00:57:03,467 --> 00:57:06,567
Temperatures and pressures
still in the green.
1023
00:57:06,600 --> 00:57:09,633
With snow chains fitted,
you're supposed to be gentle,
1024
00:57:09,667 --> 00:57:13,500
but luckily, my colleague
doesn't know what that means.
1025
00:57:14,200 --> 00:57:15,500
(RATTLING)
1026
00:57:16,300 --> 00:57:18,800
CLARKSON: Dig and claw.
Dig and claw.
1027
00:57:18,833 --> 00:57:20,200
Come on! Digging.
1028
00:57:20,900 --> 00:57:22,267
Damn and blast!
1029
00:57:23,900 --> 00:57:25,400
(ENGINE WHINES)
1030
00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:30,533
Come on.
1031
00:57:31,233 --> 00:57:33,167
Come on!
1032
00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:35,067
You know you want to do this.
1033
00:57:35,067 --> 00:57:37,233
You don't want
Richard Hammond in you.
1034
00:57:38,967 --> 00:57:41,100
-(AIR HISSING)
-Oh, no!
1035
00:57:42,467 --> 00:57:44,267
The news was grim.
1036
00:57:47,067 --> 00:57:48,300
Shit!
1037
00:57:55,167 --> 00:57:58,367
MAY: You are genuinely
a bit of a desperado
here, Silverado.
1038
00:57:59,233 --> 00:58:00,367
Loving that.
1039
00:58:01,567 --> 00:58:03,333
And loving that as well.
1040
00:58:03,367 --> 00:58:06,067
I'm still coming,
Richard Hammond.
1041
00:58:06,100 --> 00:58:09,067
CLARKSON: And you know what?
So was I.
1042
00:58:12,167 --> 00:58:15,100
We are underway.
Three wheels on my wagon
1043
00:58:15,133 --> 00:58:17,667
and I am still rolling along.
1044
00:58:17,700 --> 00:58:19,333
Come on, machine.
1045
00:58:20,633 --> 00:58:23,333
Where is James May?
Where is May?
1046
00:58:25,500 --> 00:58:27,467
MAY: Bit of beans there.
1047
00:58:27,500 --> 00:58:30,067
Slightly less beans there
for the climb.
1048
00:58:31,967 --> 00:58:33,933
(ENGINE ROARS)
1049
00:58:35,633 --> 00:58:37,233
That's an engine.
1050
00:58:37,267 --> 00:58:39,567
It's not a plane,
it's a car. It's...
1051
00:58:46,967 --> 00:58:49,700
That's got to be them!
1052
00:58:49,733 --> 00:58:51,933
Where the bloody hell
have they been?
1053
00:58:52,900 --> 00:58:54,200
CLARKSON: Come on!
1054
00:58:55,433 --> 00:58:57,133
Do it! Claw.
1055
00:58:57,167 --> 00:59:01,300
Stop panicking.
Just ease it off.
1056
00:59:03,067 --> 00:59:05,333
CLARKSON: Really struggling.
Really struggling here.
1057
00:59:06,067 --> 00:59:07,067
Come on!
1058
00:59:11,867 --> 00:59:13,100
It's Hammond!
1059
00:59:13,667 --> 00:59:15,133
Hammond is there!
1060
00:59:15,167 --> 00:59:18,267
How could it have taken
that long?
1061
00:59:18,300 --> 00:59:19,800
May, bad news,
1062
00:59:19,833 --> 00:59:23,733
you're gonna have to
take Hammond back
to Vancouver.
1063
00:59:23,767 --> 00:59:27,200
That's a powerful vehicle!
That is a go-anywhere car!
1064
00:59:27,233 --> 00:59:30,200
So where the fuck
have you been?
1065
00:59:30,233 --> 00:59:32,300
And he's in
an appalling temper.
1066
00:59:32,333 --> 00:59:33,900
Absolutely shocking!
1067
00:59:34,633 --> 00:59:35,933
Where are you going?
1068
00:59:35,967 --> 00:59:37,133
Well, now what?
1069
00:59:38,533 --> 00:59:40,267
Oh, that's your rescue, is it?
1070
00:59:44,867 --> 00:59:47,067
(AUDIENCE CHEERING
AND APPLAUDING)
1071
00:59:47,067 --> 00:59:49,100
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)
1072
00:59:49,667 --> 00:59:50,833
Hold on!
1073
00:59:52,100 --> 00:59:54,733
That was shocking!
1074
00:59:54,767 --> 00:59:57,633
I have seen Thunderbirds
and I never saw Alan
1075
00:59:57,667 --> 01:00:00,867
flying along,
listening to Boston,
eating a bar of chocolate.
1076
01:00:00,900 --> 01:00:02,367
No, you say that...
1077
01:00:02,400 --> 01:00:04,667
Neither did I see Virgil
suggesting they stop
for a cappuccino.
1078
01:00:04,700 --> 01:00:06,867
They were both focused
on the job in hand.
1079
01:00:06,900 --> 01:00:12,633
Yes, but in that film,
we did prove that
your watch system works
1080
01:00:12,667 --> 01:00:17,400
and both James and I
completely fell in love with
our pickup trucks, didn't we?
1081
01:00:17,433 --> 01:00:18,833
Yeah. No, this is
a very good point.
1082
01:00:18,867 --> 01:00:20,567
Because, I mean,
let's be honest, for 12 years
1083
01:00:20,600 --> 01:00:23,133
we've looked down our noses
at big American pickup trucks.
1084
01:00:23,167 --> 01:00:25,867
But having spent
quite a few days in them,
1085
01:00:25,900 --> 01:00:28,033
we ended up
completely besotted.
1086
01:00:28,067 --> 01:00:29,900
It's the value
that staggers me.
1087
01:00:29,933 --> 01:00:34,400
Because American pickup trucks
are exempt from the
gas guzzler tax,
1088
01:00:34,433 --> 01:00:36,567
they are spectacularly cheap.
1089
01:00:36,600 --> 01:00:38,833
Yeah, I know.
I'm surprised, actually,
there aren't more people
1090
01:00:38,867 --> 01:00:40,200
importing them over here.
1091
01:00:40,233 --> 01:00:42,567
Yeah, well, I think
the problem is a car this...
1092
01:00:42,600 --> 01:00:46,067
A vehicle, I should say,
this size, wouldn't really
work in Britain.
1093
01:00:46,100 --> 01:00:48,100
And there's another problem.
Excuse me, Hammond.
1094
01:00:48,133 --> 01:00:50,567
I think if you put
something in the back,
1095
01:00:50,600 --> 01:00:54,167
every time you pull up
at a set of red lights,
someone is gonna nick it.
1096
01:00:54,200 --> 01:00:55,867
Yeah. No, you're dead right,
you're dead right.
1097
01:00:55,900 --> 01:00:59,467
But even so,
I maintain my Silverado,
it was brilliant.
1098
01:00:59,500 --> 01:01:01,267
Well, it was, James,
but let's be honest.
1099
01:01:01,300 --> 01:01:04,400
It didn't actually reach
the top of the mountain,
did it?
1100
01:01:04,433 --> 01:01:05,867
No, I wasn't gonna
mention that.
1101
01:01:05,900 --> 01:01:08,067
Actually, just before the end,
it did break a driveshaft.
1102
01:01:08,067 --> 01:01:12,067
Yeah. I did wonder if you
were going to mention that,
because it wasn't in the film.
1103
01:01:12,067 --> 01:01:14,067
In the end,
neither Thunderbird Fat
1104
01:01:14,067 --> 01:01:16,533
nor Thunderbird Slow
actually rescued.
1105
01:01:17,167 --> 01:01:18,533
That is true.
1106
01:01:18,567 --> 01:01:20,433
No, an actual rescue person
had to come and save me.
1107
01:01:20,467 --> 01:01:23,067
And can I just talk
about the four days,
1108
01:01:23,067 --> 01:01:26,067
four days of misery I endured
1109
01:01:26,100 --> 01:01:28,867
whilst you two dawdled
from breakfast to breakfast
1110
01:01:28,900 --> 01:01:29,967
in your heated trucks?
1111
01:01:30,067 --> 01:01:31,267
No, I'm sorry,
there isn't time.
1112
01:01:31,300 --> 01:01:33,833
And on that bombshell,
we really must end.
1113
01:01:33,867 --> 01:01:36,167
Thank you so much for
watching. Good night!
1114
01:01:36,200 --> 01:01:38,200
(AUDIENCE CHEERING
AND APPLAUDING)
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