All language subtitles for The Flintstones S04E22 Ladies Night at the Lodge 1080p HMAX WEB-DL DDP2 0 H 264-PHOENiX_track3_[eng]

[instrumental music]

Wow, that was close.

I nearly queered the whole deal.

Oh, this is a crazy idea, Wilma.

I'm ashamed of myself. Let's get out of here.

Okay, but we better glue your moustache back on

in case somebody sees us in the way out.

[theme song]

[siren blaring]

Yabba dabba doo!

♪ Flintstones meet the Flintstones ♪

♪ They're the modern Stone Age family ♪

♪ From the town of Bedrock ♪

♪ They're a page right out of history ♪

♪ Let's ride with the family down the street ♪

♪ Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet ♪

♪ When you're with the Flintstones ♪

♪ Have a yabba dabba doo time ♪

♪ A dabba doo time ♪

♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪♪

[Dino barking]

Does it smell good, Dino? It's Fred's favorite.

Roast loin stegosaurus.

Hmm. Needs a little rock salt.

Hmm. Out of salt. Better put it on my list.

(Wilma) 'Maybe you could have the bone, Dino.'

That is, if you've been a good boy.

'Have you been a good boy?'

[barking]

clink clink

[chuckles] Okay.

It can't be much better than that.

- Hi, Wilma. I'm home. - Oh, hi, dear.

Ooh, what's in the box? Is it for me?

Well, in a way. Yeah.

Oh, hurry and open it, Fred. I can hardly wait.

Dino, take it easy!

'How I can open the box with you crowdin' me like that?'

Oh, isn't he cute? He thinks it's something for him.

Well, he's gonna be disappointed.

Look. Isn't it a beauty?

(Wilma) 'It's a Water Buffalo hat.'

(Fred) 'Uh-huh. The best that money can buy.'

Isn't there anything else in the box?

Unh-unh unh-unh unh-unh.

Fred, that's not fair.

I asked you if it was for me and you said, "Yes, in a way."

Well, it is for you in a way.

You want me to look nice at lodge meetings, don't you?

(Wilma) 'Oh, brother.'

What's the matter, Wilma? You sore about somethin'?

No, no, no. I'm not sore.

But I don't think you should be spending money

for a new lodge hat when your old one is perfectly good.

It's gettin' shabby.

Besides, if Barney can buy a new lodge hat, why can't I?

Barney bought a new one too?

Sure, but you can bet his wife

isn't ballin' him out for spending the money.

And I don't think you should spend good money on a new hat

when there's nothing wrong with your old one.

But, Betty honey, it didn't cost much.

Besides, Fred got a new one too.

So? Do you have to do everything Fred does?

If he jumped in the river, I suppose you'd jump in after him.

Yeah, I guess I'd have to, Betty.

You see, Fred can't swim.

[laughing]

Oh, for heaven's sake.

Goo-goo-ga-ga.

Aww, isn't that cute?

She wants more cactus juice.

Ga-ga.

Oh, she just loves it.

Now, look at your picture book

while mommy and daddy finish their dinner.

Ga-ga. Ha!

Oh, that's picture of a man building a house, Pebbles.

And that's his hammer.

He pounds with it.

Ga-ga. Ha!

(Wilma) Oh, and that's a saw.

'It cuts through things.'

Buz-z-z. Like, uh..

Uh, like that, Pebbles.

Only, not nearly so fast.

'A saw could take lessons from your daddy.'

'Fred, don't eat so fast.'

Huh? Oh, oh, sorry, honey, I had to hurry and finish

so I won't be late for the lodge meeting.

Lodge meeting? Tonight?

Uh-huh. And I'm gonna wear my new hat.

But, Fred, I was hoping we could go to the movies.

'"The Monster From The Tar Pits" is playing tonight.'

Sorry, honey, but my lodge meetings come first.

I better start getting ready.

Fred, I don't like this a bit.

You are always going to lodge meetings

and I have to stay home with nothing to do.

Nothing to do?

Why, you got plenty to do, Wilma.

There are the dishes to wash, Pebbles to put to bed

things to iron, garbage disposal needs fixin'.

Boy, I wish I had as much to occupy

'my free time as you have.'

[babbling]

[barking]

Why don't you take me with you to the lodge meetings?

Take you? Honey, you know I can't do that.

The Water Buffalo bylaws expressly forbid

a woman even settin' foot inside the lodge.

- Can't you change the bylaws? - No.

Why not?

Because the bylaws say you can't change the bylaws.

[knock on door]

(Barney) Hello, Wilma.

Greetings, Brother Flintstone.

Greetings, Brother Rubble.

And now for the Water Buffalo handshake.

(both) 'Woo-ah-waa. Woo-ah-waa.'

Ah-woo. Wa-woo. Wa-woo-woo.

[howling]

Woo!

Oh, cut that out, you two.

Oh, yes. You better be quiet or the bylaws will get you.

Don't mind Wilma, Barney, she's just sore

because she can't go to the lodge meeting with us.

Yeah, Betty feels the same way.

[chuckling]

She can't understand why women aren't allowed.

See?

Well, don't look at me. I didn't write the bylaws.

Goodbye, honey. Mwah!

'Be a good girl, Pebbles.'

mwah

'Come on, Barney. Let's go.'

mwah mwah mwah

- Hey, cut that out! - Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

You better kiss him too, Fred.

Remember what the vet said.

If we don't treat Dino like one of the family

'he'll feel rejected.'

Oh, alright.

slurp

Yuck! Oh, boy.

What I go through for the mental welfare of my family.

- 'Oh, Fred.' - Now what?

I want you to suggest that wives be allowed

to accompany their husbands to the meetings.

(Fred) 'Wilma, please be reasonable.'

Fred, it can't hurt to suggest it.

Promise me you will.

Well, a-alright. If I get a chance.

Thanks, dear.

How about that, Barney?

Now our wives wanna attend lodge meetings.

Yeah, well, as the old saying goes, uh

"You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make 'em drink."

Now, what's that got to do with our wives

wanting to go to the lodge meetings?

Well, uh, nothing really.

Uh, I just felt I oughta keep up

my end of the conversation.

Oh, boy.

(male #1) 'All hail our Grand Poobah.'

(in unison) 'Woo-ah-wah.'

Woo-ah-wah.

And a woo-ah-wah to you too, gentlemen.

We will start the meeting with a report from our treasurer.

Ahem.

The lodge is broke.

The following members have not paid their dues.

Ahem. I think we should..

[whispering]

Uh, in order to save time, I will just read the names

of those who have paid their dues.

Brother James McFossil and Brother Sam Slagheap.

Thank you, Brother McFossil.

Not at all, Brother Slagheap.

And now I will welcome suggestions

for the improvement of the lodge.

[indistinct chatter]

Hey, hey, Fred, now is the time to keep your promise to Wilma.

You know, suggest that we let our wives come to the meetings.

Gosh, Barney, you think I should?

Well, like Wilma said, "It can't hurt to suggest it."

Yeah, okay. I'll suggest it.

- I got a suggestion. - I got a suggestion.

Just a minute, please. One at a time.

Brother Quartz.

- I suggest-- - Wait a minute.

- I had my hand up first. - What-what.. You did not.

Oh, yes, I did.

The minute The Poobah said any more suggestions

up went my hand fast.

But not fast enough 'cause my hand was already up.

Oh, yeah? Now listen, Quartz..

thud thud thud

That's enough, Brother Flintstone.

Now go ahead, Brother Quartz. What is your suggestion?

I suggest that we allow our wives to attend our meetings.

(Quartz) 'What are you tryin' to do?'

- 'Down with Quartz!' - 'Throw him out!'

thud

Now, Brother Flintstone, we are ready to hear your suggestion.

Uh, I, um..

G-gosh, in all the confusion, I-I guess I forgot it.

Sorry, I got in so late last night, Wilma

but we had a long meeting.

I understand, Fred. By the way, how was the meeting?

'Oh, it was okay.'

Did you suggest that wives be allowed to attend meetings?

Well, uh, it was suggested. Yeah.

What was the result?

(Fred) 'A fractured collar bone'

'and three cracked ribs.'

What?

Believe me, Wilma, there isn't a chance in a million

that wives will ever be allowed in the lodge.

'You better forget all about it.'

'Well, I think the lodge is making a big mistake.'

'Wives would help liven things up.'

[laughing] You may be right, Wilma.

Just mentioning wives last night

caused more excitement than we've had in a meeting in years.

[laughing]

Ah, that was a good dinner, sweetheart.

I certainly enjoyed it.

I'm glad you did, Fred.

(Wilma) 'It's always a pleasure to cook for someone who appreciates it.'

(Fred) Yeah, that's what my mother used to say.

(Wilma) 'No, Fred. No bones.'

'Don't put bones in the disposal.'

(Fred) 'Oops. I'm sorry, Wilma.'

crack

- 'I forgot.' - He forgot?

[coughing]

Oh, maybe a nice big plumbing bill would help his memory.

Well, what should we do tonight, Fred?

You know it's so long since we've been out dancing.

Can't tonight, Wilma. There is a lodge meeting.

Again? But you just had a meeting last night.

I know. But this is special, Wilma.

A lot of out of town members will be there.

I just have to attend.

Fred, I'm getting pretty tired of this.

Every time I wanna go out, you have to go to a lodge meeting.

Oh, be reasonable, Wilma.

I was home every night last week.

Except Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday and Saturday.

'You want me to be a recluse?'

Oh, boy. I give up.

(Barney) Hiya, Wilma.

How now, Brother Flintstone?

How now, Brother Rubble? Put it there.

Hi, Wilma, you look like I feel.

Yeah, I've got those my-man-is-a-Water-Buffalo blues.

(Barney and Fred) 'Woo-ah-waa.'

(both) Woo-ah-waa!

(Wilma) Oh, will you cut that out?

The idea of two grown men making a noise like that.

Honestly, I'm worried about you two.

We have to make that noise, Wilma.

It says so in the bylaws.

That's right, Wilma.

Article 219, section four, and I quote

"When two or more Water Buffalo meet--"

Barney, that's classified information

intended only for Water Buffalo ears.

Oh, sorry, Fred.

[chuckling] Uh, well, uh, time to go.

Do you have to leave so soon?

(Barney) 'Yep, it's a very special meeting.'

And we wanna get there real early.

We don't wanna miss anything. Right, Fred?

Right, Barney. The earlier we get there, the better.

Woo-ah-waa!

Yeah, and the later we stay, the better.

Waa-ooh-woo.

You said it.

Oh-oh, Wilma, don't wait up for me, honey. Goodnight.

(Barney) Ditto, Betty.

Shall we be off, Brother Rubble?

I'm with you, Brother Flintstone.

- Well. - Well.

Know a good lawyer?

Maybe we could sue the grand daughter

of Water Buffalos for alienation of affections.

Yeah. I wonder how real water buffalos spend their evenings.

Do you suppose they leave their wives at home in the swamp

while they go to human being meetings?

They probably do. All males are the same.

Whether they're men, water buffalos or hoot owls.

By the way, where is Bamm-Bamm?

Home, with the babysitter.

I thought Barney and I were going out together

until he lowered the Water Buffalo boom.

'Yeah.'

Well, we have the whole evening ahead of us.

How about some two-handed rock-nasta?

Okay, if you're sure

the excitement won't be too much for us.

Well, that's another game for me.

Oh, you're hot tonight.

Oops. I'm terribly sorry, Wilma.

'I've spilt cactus cola all over your table.'

(Wilma) Don't worry about it, Betty. It won't stain.

That's right.

I'm resistant to stain, burns, chipping..

Hey, what's Formica got that I haven't got?

[laughing]

I wonder what out ever-lovin'

Water Buffalos are doing right now?

I wish I knew.

Oh, I'd give anything to see what goes on at those meetings.

[chuckles] So would I.

But the only way a woman could get in to that lodge hall

would be to fall in out of an airplane.

Yeah, or sneak in wearing a disguise.

What did I say?

You said, "Or sneak in wearing a disg.."

Wilma..

...are you thinking what I'm thinking?

I think I'm thinking what you're thinking.

And if we're each thinking what the other is thinking

let's not just sit here thinking.

I'll get Barney's extra hat.

Right. Oh, Betty, may I leave Pebbles with your babysitter?

Sure. Get her, and I'll take her over.

Goo-goo-ga-ga.

Come on, Pebbles honey. You're going bye-bye.

(Peebles) 'Bye-bye?'

Aunt Betty's gonna take you to see Bamm-Bamm.

I'll be right back, Wilma.

Okay, and while you're gone

I'll dig up a couple of Fred's old suits.

What are you making with your building boulders, Bamm-Bamm?

[babbling]

[babbling]

Oh, that's a butterfly.

'Isn't it pretty?'

[babbling]

(Sitstone) 'Do you want it?'

[chuckles] I'll try to catch it for you.

[grunting]

I'm afraid I can't reach it.

[chuckles] My goodness.

You certainly are the strongest baby in the world.

Bamm-Bamm, put Mrs. Sitstone down.

I brought you another customer.

Look whose here, Bamm-Bamm.

[babbling]

Bamm! Bamm! Bamm-Bamm! Baam!

He always does that when he sees Pebbles.

[laughing]

I won't be very late, Mrs. Sitstone.

Goodbye.

Are you sure Fred won't miss these suits?

He discarded these long ago.

I just never got around to sending them

to the Stonebroke Mission.

Boy, these scissors sure are dull.

Oh, so I'm dull, eh?

Well, everybody can't be the life of the party.

caw

There. Now, I'll take it in in the back like I did mine.

Hold it. Hold it.

I'm supposed to look like a lodge member.

Not Gina Lodabricks.

There. How's that?

Oh, much better.

And now for the finishing touch.

- What is that? - 'A moustache.'

How do I look?

Like Betty Rubble with a moustache.

How do I look?

You look like a wife who's gonna try

to sneak into her husband's lodge meeting.

[both laughing]

Oh, we'll be alright as long as we keep our hats on.

You said it. If we lose our hats, we're dead.

Password.

Um, uh, um, uh--

Come on, give the password.

- Ah, why, um.. - Give the password!

[coughing]

Password.

Aak-aak-a-dack. Dack-dack-a-aak.

Enter, brother.

Uh, aak-aak-a-dack. Dack-dack-a-aak.

Ditto.

So far so good.

Yeah. Just keep your fingers crossed.

Woo-wo-waa. Woo-ah-waa.

Woo-ah-waa.

You two must be outta town members.

Um, yes. We're from out of town.

In fact, um, we're way out.

On a limb that is.

Well, it's nice to have you with us.

I'm Brother McBoulder.

Um, I'm, ah, Brother Smithstone

and this is Brother Johnstone.

Glad to meet you.

Come on, let's get seats while the getting's good.

Uh, i-if you don't mind, we'd rather just stand in the back.

We may have to leave in a hurry.

Why?

Uh, be-because, uh, because Brother Johnstone's wife

i-is expecting a baby.

- She is? - Uh, I mean, yeah. She is.

Why, that's wonderful.

Congratulations, brother.

Trouble. He knocked my moustache loose.

Uh-oh. Ahem!

You go ahead and get a seat, Brother McBoulder.

'Uh, we'll see you later.'

Okay, brothers.

We've got to find someplace where you can glue that back on.

Uh, excuse me, brother

can you direct me to the ladies' room?

Ladies' room?

[laughing]

Ladies' room? Ho-ho-ho. Oh, that's a good one.

[laughing] Oh, that is funny.

[laughing] Hey, Brother Flintstone, you wanna hear a funny one?

Huh? Oh, sure, Brother Shortstone.

Let's go fast.

- What's so funny? - Oh-oh, this will kill ya.

These two guys here..

Eh, hey, where did they go?

Wow. That was close. I nearly queered the whole deal.

Oh, this is a crazy idea, Wilma. I'm ashamed of myself.

Let's get outta here.

Okay, but we better glue your moustache back on

in case somebody sees us on the way out.

Alright, brothers, we have a lot to do tonight.

So, will you all take seats? Thank you.

There, that'll hold. Come on, let's go.

Hey, you guys, where are you going?

The Poobah wants everybody seated.

Uh, but, uh..

Come on, I'll find you some seats.

We're gonna cut the business part of the meeting short

so we can get right to the fun.

But first, I'd like to read a message from Brother Quartz.

He is recovering nicely

and he's sorry that he ever made that suggestion

'about our wives attending the meetings.'

He oughta be sorry.

Any guy who'd suggest that

oughta be run out of town as well as the lodge.

[men cheering]

(both) Boo! Boo! Boo!

Uh, Boo for Brother Quartz.

Yeah, boo Brother Quartz.

Alright, we will now recite the Water Buffalo greet.

Please rise and remove your hats.

- Remove our hats? - We can't do that.

Time to go. Follow me.

We are proud to be a buffalo.

The kind that likes the water.

- We join the Water Buffalos.. - Excuse me. Excuse me.

- Excuse me. Excuse me. - Because we know we oughta.

(all) 'Hurray!'

Phew! We made it.

Hi, fellas. Are you going to be initiated too?

Uh, initiated?

Yes, they told us

everybody who is to be initiated was to wait in here.

Us? Uh, uh, uh, who-who is us?

There were two other fellas with me

but they got scared and went out that window.

'I never saw two fellas move so fast.'

No? Well, uh, just watch us.

Okay, you would-be buffalos.

The three of you line up.

- But, sir, uh, we are not-- - Quiet!

Initiates must be silent.

Alright, forward march.

(all) 'Hurray! Hurray!'

To become full-time Water Buffalos

you men must prove you possess the right qualities.

First, Water Buffalos must have tender hearts.

Ouch. Ouch!

- Eeh. - Ooh!

'Ooh.'

- 'Ow!' - Ooh!

- 'Ow!' - Ooh.

- 'Ouch.' - Yeow!

- 'Ooph!' - Yeow!

Yeow!

Okay, Poobah, I'd say they're tender enough now.

[men laughing]

Second, a Water Buffalo must be strong.

'Begin the test of strength.'

[all grunting]

Hey, they're beating us.

We'll have to pull harder.

splash

[all laughing]

Did you ever see such dirty Water Buffalos?

'We gotta do something about that.'

'Hey, look over here.'

whoosh

[all laughing]

Do you still wanna know what they do at lodge meetings?

And now, the endurance test.

(Slagheap) 'New candidates, you will race our champions'

'Brothers Flintstone and Rubble'

to the end of the hall and back.

If you lose, you must pay the penalty.

[laughing]

When he says go--

Yeah, I know. Keep right on going.

Ready. Set. Go!

- Getting tired? - I sure am.

But not tired enough to sit down.

Oh, we took an awful beating tonight.

'Do you know that?'

Oh, I'm as painfully aware of it as you are.

But let's be honest, Betty, we deserved everything we got.

I guess you're right.

We had no business sneaking into their lodge meeting.

Hiya, girls. Nice of you to stay up for us.

We didn't have a choice.

We had to stay up.

Uh, uh, how was the meeting?

Oh, alright, except a couple of cowards

ruined the initiation by chickening out.

Oh, that's a shame.

Um, well, come on, Barney, let's go home.

- Goodnight, Wilma. - Goodnight, Betty.

See you tomorrow, folks.

Fred, Betty and I have decided

'we don't wanna go to your lodge meetings after all.'

Now you're showing sense, Wilma.

Women just don't belong at lodge meetings.

In fact, no women has ever set foot

inside our lodge hall, and never will.

Good for you, Fred.

Well, I am going to bed.

Goodnight, Wilma darling.

- Mwah. - Mwah.

Goodnight, Fred.

And a happy aak-aak-a-dack to you.

Thank you, sweetheart.

Hey, that's our secret password!

Wilma, where did you learn that?

Oh, we have ways of finding things out.

The hard way.

Ooh. Ah! Ooh.

Ooh! Eeh! Ooh! Ooh!

[theme song]

♪ Flintstones meet the Flintstones ♪

♪ They're the modern Stone Age family ♪

♪ From the town of Bedrock ♪

♪ They're a page right out of history ♪

♪ Someday maybe Fred will win the fight ♪

♪ Then that cat will stay out for the night ♪

♪ When you're with the Flintstones ♪

♪ Have a yabba dabba doo time ♪

♪ A dabba doo time ♪

♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪

♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪

Wilma!

thud thud thud