All language subtitles for The Flintstones S04E11 Kleptomaniac Pebbles 1080p HMAX WEB-DL DDP2 0 H 264-PHOENiX_track3_[eng]

[theme song]

[siren blaring]

Yabba dabba doo!

♪ Flintstones meet the Flintstones ♪

♪ They're the modern Stone Age family ♪

♪ From the town of Bedrock ♪

♪ They're a page right out of history ♪

♪ Let's ride with the family down the street ♪

♪ Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet ♪

♪ When you're with the Flintstones ♪

♪ Have a yabba-dabba-doo time ♪

♪ A dabba-doo time ♪

♪ You'll have a gay old time ♪

♪ La lala lala la la lum ♪

♪ Ya-ra ra ra rum pum pum ♪

♪ Pebbles and daddy are taking a stroll ♪

♪ Another few months and I'll teach her to bowl ♪♪

Uh-oh, I forgot to give you your bottle.

Here you are.

(Wilma) 'Oh, Fred. Fred?'

Don't worry, Wilma. Everything's under control.

Yes, dear.

Except that you forgot to take Pebbles.

[babbling]

Wait a minute, if she's not in here

who's drinking from the bottle?

slurp slurp slurp

Out, Dino. Out, out, out!

[whimpering]

thud

He's always pullin' that.

I'm tellin' you one more time

and it's straight to the dog pound.

[Pebbles cries]

Don't cry, sweetheart. Daddy won't hurt Dino.

Yeah, Pebbles, don't cry.

Daddy's gonna take you downtown.

Ooh, that reminds me, Fred. Here's the grocery list.

(Fred) "One Pterodactyl egg, Loaf of rockwheat

and a quarter homogenized mammoth milk."

Got you. Here we go, honey.

See you later, Wilma.

- Oh, Fred. - Yes, dear.

Try to keep an eye on Pebbles while you're in the market.

You know how babies grab things off shelves

when you aren't looking.

[laughs] Don't you worry.

Maybe other babies snatch things

but not Pebbles Flintstone.

[gibberish]

Hey, how did she get that list?

[laughs] I said she grabs things.

Oh, it probably fell out of my pocket.

Thanks, Pebbles.

rizzz rizzz rizzz

Uh-oh.

Hey, quit bothering me, you darn horsefly.

Get away, will you? You, you insect.

I don't need this grocery list. I got it memorized.

Ow!

Ooh, what a powerful little monster.

Hiya, Barney. What's wrong, pal?

Eh, watch out for the horseflies around here, Fred.

They got an awful kick.

Oh, sure, Barney, they wear horseshoes.

[laughs]

- Hey, where's Betty? - 'Betty?'

(Barney) 'Oh, she's downtown'

'pickin' out Wilma's birthday present.'

You don't say. Isn't that nice?

She's buying..

Wilma's birthday?

Yeah. It's tomorrow.

Hey, uh, what did you get her, Fred?

Me, uh, well, it's a-a surprise.

I can't tell you now, I'm in a hurry.

Hey, what's the matter with him?

rizzz rizzz rizzz

Oh, no, you don't.

I'm not getting clobbered by you again.

Atta boy. Sic him. Sic him!

[barking]

[instrumental music]

Wilma's birthday tomorrow, and I didn't even remember it.

What a stupe. Huh, Pebbles?

Papa stupe. Papa stupe.

[laughs] Okay, okay.

You don't have to agree so hard.

We'll buy mommy a nice present as soon as we get the groceries.

[gibberish]

(Fred) 'Oh, a baby elephant ride.'

Alright, Pebbles is gettin' an elephant ride.

Go. Go. Go, go.

Well, what's the hang-up?

Ah, heh-heh. Yeah, the money, heh-heh.

I'm sorry.

[Pebbles laughing]

Hold on tight.

Boy, that's what I'd call a short ride.

What does he expect for a dime? A round trip to the moon?

Now, we'll just get this shopping out of the way.

Let's see, now, where do they keep the bread?

[gibberish]

Ah, here we are.

Oops. Oh, this rockwheat bread is murder.

thud

Oh, my back.

This health bread will be the death of me.

Now, let's see. Next, an egg.

Ah, there we are.

squawk

[chuckling]

squawk

[laughs]

When this place advertises fresh eggs

they mean fresh eggs.

A quarter homogenized mammoth milk and that's it.

[moos]

[laughing] A loaf of rockwheat, one pterodactyl egg

a quarter mammoth milk and..

Wow! Ha-ha!

You sure are stocking up

on the groceries today, Mr. Flintstone.

Huh, what do you mean?

[laughs] Look at that load.

[gibberish]

Pebbles, when did you take those things?

Oh, don't worry about it. Lots of kids do that.

Ah, well, uh, you better put this on my bill.

- 'And deliver it, will you?' - Sure thing, Mr. Flintstone.

Pebbles and I have some shopping to do. Pebbles!

[laughs] Ah, now, don't let her get you down, Mr. Flintstone.

They all grow out of it.

That'll be five cents for the apple.

[chuckles]

Yeah, uh, uh, just add it to the bill, eh?

Now, let's see.

What should we get mommy for her birthday?

[gibberish]

Last year I gave her a mop

and a lifetime supply of floor wax.

Huh? Ah..

prrrt

(Fred) 'I know, I know'

'that's exactly the way'

'your mother felt about it.'

Hey, look! "Rocky Pierre's boutiques."

And look at that handbag.

Wonder if it's genuine alligator.

Oh, really. And what do I look like, a giraffe?

Oh, boy.

[Pebbles giggling]

"Hotrock Jewelers."

Say, this place has real class.

By Jove!

This looks like a jolly good shop, eh, what?

Huh? Oh, eh, yeah, yeah.

Eh, uh, jolly good.

Have to hurry with my shopping.

Nearly tea time you know.

Cheerio.

Uh, yeah, yeah. Cheerio.

[chuckles] You hear that, Pebbles?

That guy's got real class too.

That's him alright.

Baffles Gravel, the international jewel thief.

(male #1) "Alias Lightfingers Leo," let's put the cuffs on him.

(male #2) 'Take it easy. Remember what the chief said.'

First we got to catch him in the act.

Come on.

Ah, not quite, Mr. Hotrock. Ah, not quite.

I want something a little more, um, um, shall we say, valuable.

Of course, sir. I have just the thing.

A flawless white pearl in the original oyster.

Alright! Can't a guy get a little sleep around here?

slam

- What do you think? - Hmm..

Well, if you've nothing more expensive.

More expensive? Wait.

How's this, sir?

I say, great!

Eh, may I enquire, uh--

Two hundred and fifty two thousand, sir.

Eh, but that includes gift-wrapping and a card.

Yeah, honey, this is the kind of place to patronize.

It's got elegance.

Wonder if they give trading stamps.

There's Baffles now, looking over the jewelry.

Yeah, play it cool and he won't notice us.

Oh, drat! The Fuzz.

This calls for some ingenuity.

There's the salesmen, Pebbles.

Probably got me pegged as a millionaire.

Ah, how do you do?

- 'I'd like something for--' - I'm sorry.

But we've already contributed to charity.

Charity? I'm here to buy my missus a birthday present.

And price is no object.

Oh, my apologies, sir.

How much would you care to spend?

Well, uh..

I'll, uh, go as high as a dollar ninety-eight.

If you could go a dollar ninety-nine

I have just the thing.

Well, if I have to, I have to.

Okay, what is it?

A ladies' watch-strap.

Genuine burlap, and very simple to attach to her watch.

Oh, that's no problem. She doesn't have a watch.

But I'll take it, you never know.

Here's the money.

clink clink clink

- Ah, eh, eh, may I? - Huh?

Oh, of course, I'd appreciate the opinion

of a connoisseur.

Hmm, perfectly charming.

I'm sure your spouse will adore it.

Eh, nice to have made your acquaintance.

Ah, we'll meet again, I assure you.

Cheerio, old boy.

And, uh, cheerio to you too.

I don't get it.

Why was Baffles talking

to that funny lookin' fat guy?

Probably trying to throw us off the trail.

Hey, here he comes now. Duck.

And you're sure you're not interested in the bracelet, sir?

No, I've decided to let someone else take it.

And cheerio.

Ah, cheerio, yo.

He didn't take anything this time.

That's for sure.

(Mr. Hotrock) 'Help! Robbery!'

My priceless diamond bracelet!

It's been stolen.

[sobbing]

Oh, gee!

[instrumental music]

Now, remember, honey.

I'm lettin' you hold the present

but we won't give it to mommy until tomorrow.

You understand?

[gibberish]

What took you two so long? I was getting worried.

Relax, sweetheart.

Your little family is home, safe and sound.

[barking]

Mommy missed you, Pebbles.

What's that in your hand?

[gibberish]

Oh, my!

A bracelet for my birthday.

[Pebbles giggling]

Oh, it's absolutely gorgeous!

Oh, no wonder you and daddy were gone so long.

Ahh! Wait till I show it to Betty.

Hey, what's for dinner, Wilma?

I'm starved.

(Wilma) Fred, darling.

crash

Wow! That's what I'd call a good dinner.

Now, uh, what's for dessert?

Oh, you shouldn't have done it, Fred.

I don't deserve it.

Don't deserve what?

Oh, don't tell me Pebbles gave you your present.

Yes, and it's the loveliest gift I've ever received.

Okay, Wilma, you don't have to put it on that thick.

It's just a little token.

Some little token.

[gasping]

Oh, I've wanted one for years.

Gee, Wilma.

Oh, you big, generous hunk of man, you.

Well, there's nothing too good for you.

And if it's too large for your wrist

I can easily put another hole in it.

Oh, silly boy.

Who'd punch a hole in a bracelet?

Yeah, heh-heh. Who'd punch a hole in a bracelet?

Bracelet?

Oh, no. No!

Pebbles.

(Wilma) I don't know what it cost you, dear.

But whatever it was, it must've been a steal.

Steal, yeah, that's for sure. Well, listen, Wilma.

- I'm takin' it back. - Why?

(Fred) 'Well, it's too fat for your skinny wrist.'

'Ah, I mean, it's too, it's too skinny, for your fat wrist.'

- Ah, we're givin' it back. - But I love it.

No, no, I won't let you wear a hunk of junk like this.

What a disgrace. My wife wearing fake diamonds.

Look, I'll show you.

[screeching]

These phony stones won't even cut glass.

See, what did I tell you? Fakes.

[shatters]

Fred, I think I understand.

You didn't buy that bracelet for me.

There's another woman involved.

Another woman? Don't be ridiculous!

Some birthday present.

[sobbing]

Oh, I'm calling my mother.

Oh, no. Not that.

Okay, Wilma, I'll tell you the truth.

Your daughter is a kleptomaniac.

[gibberish]

[giggling]

My daughter?

I'm afraid so, kleptomaniacs run in your family.

Fred, how dare you?

Well, what about your grandfather

the dinosaur horse thief?

[gasps] That's right.

Oh, Fred! Our child's future is at stake.

I know, she's liable to be

the only baby in Bedrock

with her picture in the post office.

(Wilma) 'What'll we do?'

Well, there's only one solution out.

I'll-I'll return the bracelet to the store

w-without letting them know who took it.

Oh, Fred, hurry!

Pebbles is too young to be fingerprinted.

[gibberish]

[Dino snoring]

I say, what luck.

All I have to do is pluck my little bracelet

from its hiding place.

[Dino snoring]

Hmm, the baby's still in there.

I'll be very quiet.

[snoring]

Yike! Yi-yi-yike.

Ooh, the little monster must be teething.

Or perhaps she's hungry.

Be ready for anything.

That's why I'm such a smashing success.

Here, baby.

[barks]

I say!

A rather aggressive little tut.

If I want that bracelet, I'll have to remove her.

I say, really?

[barking]

Ouch!

[barking]

Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!

Darn you, two-footed beast.

Ole.

slam

Now, to get that bracelet and be off.

screech

By Jove! It's gone.

(Fred) 'Ah, there you are, Wilma.'

I'll-I'll put the bracelet in this box

an-and dr-drive do-down to-to the jewelers.

Well, goodboo, ah, goodbee. Ah, so long.

Fred, you're so nervous.

You think you'll be able to drive?

Well, of-of course I-I-I can drive.

Wh-why, wh-what's the matter wi-with--

- Ya-ah! - What is it?

Th-th-there was a face in the window.

W-w-with a monocle.

- I saw it! - That settles it.

I'm gonna ask Barney

to drive you to the jewelry store.

Please, Wilma. I'd rather do it myself.

Oh, boy, Wilma's right. I am jittery.

I won't feel right until I get this bracelet

back to the jewelry store.

[babbling]

thud

Hey, what's with him?

Don't ask questions.

Use Fred's car and be careful.

Will do.

Faster, Barney. Step on it.

If I go any faster, I'll crack up. And

if you don't get me to that Hotrock Jewelers

any faster, I'll crack up.

Well, the Gravel Gang did it again.

Yup, swiped the bracelet right off from under our noses.

Hey, there's that funny-looking fat guy again.

Hey, who's the joker doin' the drivin'?

Probably another one of Gravel's boys.

That mob gets bigger every second.

Uh-oh, here comes the kingpin himself.

Tally-ho.

Follow those crooks.

vroom

Hey, what's wrong, Fred?

You're not your usual boisterous self.

Do me a favor, Barney. Keep drivin' and keep quiet.

Oh, sure, Fred.

Hey, uh, did you read about the big robbery?

Robbery? Wh-what robbery?

Oh, I don't know any robbery. I-I'm just making conversation.

[laughs]

Just one more word outta you. One more word and..

Hey! Hey, there's the store. The Hotrock Jewelers.

screech

It looks like it's closed, Fred.

Brilliant deduction, Barney.

We'll have to go around the back.

The back? But, uh, why can't we come here tomorrow morning--

Barney!

Last one to the back gets a cold potato.

screech

I say, there they go around the back.

Now, I'll just collect

my little trinket from those two oafs.

screech

The nerve of them guys.

They're robbin' the Hotrock Jewelers again.

This time, we'll grab the whole gang.

Better call for reinforcement.

Calling headquarters. Calling headquarters.

Over.

(automated message) 'This is their answering service.'

'They're out to dinner, would you mind calling back'

'a little later, please?'

Oh, fine.

It's shut tight, Barney. I guess we'll have to bust in.

Bust in?

Oh, Fred, I got a feeling, you haven't told me everything?

Okay, Barney. I'm gonna confide in you.

Pebbles took this from the jewelry store.

She's a, a kleptomaniac.

Oh, uh, then that makes us even.

I got a cousin who's a hypochondriac.

- Well, see you later. - Come back here!

You're givin' me a boost up to that window.

Huh? Oh, but, Fred that'll make me an accessory to the crime.

Which would you rather be, Barney?

A live accessory, or a deceased bystander?

Okay, okay. Climb aboard.

Now, this'll just take us a minute.

[groaning] Fred, them cold feet of yours.

They, they feel like two icebergs.

Quiet. You're makin' me nervous.

I say, gentlemen, hands up.

Ahh!

thud

thud

[gibberish]

Why, it's you!

'The gentleman from the store.'

Correction, Inspector Gravel here

of Rockland Yard.

Rockland Yard?

H-hey, listen, he-he forced me into this.

I wanted to go straight.

Ah, who-who do I see about turning state's evidence?

Good old Barney, loyal to the end.

I say, fellas.

Neither of you have to go to the pokey.

All I require is the return of the bracelet.

Why, sure. Here you are, inspector.

It's in the box.

Thank you.

Now remember, crime doesn't pay.

- Pip pip! - Pip pip!

Gee, what a nice guy.

Yeah, you can always tell real class, Barney.

It's an honor, just meetin' a gent like that.

(male #1) 'Alright, mugs. Up with your hands.'

Oh, boy, this is turning into a very busy alley.

This is it. We've nailed all of 'em.

The whole Baffles Gravel Mob.

Graffles Ba-Babble ba-babb-be-baba..

- Ah, wh-who? - Don't pull that on us.

How long have you two been working with Baffles?

I say.

Do you think I would associate

with such obvious mental incompetence?

Hey, Barney, I think he's referrin' to us.

I guess he likes us.

I'm beginning to see what you mean.

Why, I'd be the laughing stock of the underworld.

'Collaborating with those two simpletons.'

Oh, our name's not simpleton.

He's Flintstone, I'm Rubble.

Oh, no.

I planted the bracelet in the baby carriage.

I'll sign a full confession, but I implore you

don't link me with those two, please.

Told you he was a gentleman, Barney.

He says, "please."

That does it, Baffles, I'm convinced.

Yeah, they're innocent.

You two, beat it!

But don't leave town.

- Oh, we won't, we won't. - Oh, thanks, officer.

And, uh, cheerio and pip-pip to you, Baffles.

Oh, yeah, and, uh, tally-ho and stuff.

You gotta hand it to the bedrock police, Barney.

- They're really alert. - Oh, uh, Fred.

Look at the way they captured that crook, Baffles.

Hey, uh, Fred, uh..

Our police force is the finest in the nation.

- Fred! - Heh? Huh?

You can put your arms down now.

Oh, heh-heh. Thanks.

As I was saying, Barney.

Tomorrow, I am taking a cop to lunch.

Huh?

Parking too close to a hydrant.

Parking too far from the curb.

License plates incorrectly displayed.

- Broken tail light. - Parking in a crosswalk.

(male #3) 'And in a red zone.'

Like you said, Fred

our police force is the finest.

[laughing]

Yeah, Wilma, Dino and I took Pebbles to three different

supermarkets and she didn't take a single thing.

I told you she'd change, Fred.

We won't have to worry about her anymore.

[gibberish]

[Dino barking]

Hey, what's Dino up to?

[snickering]

If I told you once, I told you a thousand times, Dino.

Don't hide your bones under the rug.

[Dino growling]

Oh, no.

(Fred) Stuff from the supermarket.

Oh, Wilma!

We got another one!

Oh, boy.

[theme song]

♪ Flintstones meet the Flintstones ♪

♪ They're the modern Stone Age family ♪

♪ From the town of Bedrock ♪

♪ They're a page right out of history ♪

♪ Someday maybe Fred will win the fight ♪

♪ And that cat will stay out for the night ♪

♪ When you're with the Flintstones ♪

♪ Have a yabba-dabba-doo time ♪

♪ A dabba-doo time ♪

♪ You'll have a gay old time ♪

thud

thud

♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪♪

Wilma!

bam bam bam