All language subtitles for The Flintstones S04E09 Old Lady Betty 1080p HMAX WEB-DL DDP2 0 H 264-PHOENiX_track3_[eng]

Hey, uh, Freddy boy, let's go. We'll be late for work.

Coming.

mwah

Have a good day, Fred.

Farewell, farewell.

quack quack quack

Hey, hurry up on your bath, Fred.

There's somebody waiting to use the tub.

[laughs]

[theme song]

[siren blaring]

Yabba dabba doo!

♪ Flintstones meet the Flintstones ♪

♪ They're the modern stone age family ♪

♪ From the town of Bedrock ♪

♪ They're a page right out of history ♪

♪ Let's ride with the family down the street ♪

♪ Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet ♪

♪ When you're with the Flintstones ♪

♪ Have a yabba dabba doo time ♪

♪ A dabba doo time ♪

♪ You'll have a gay old time ♪♪

Giddy up! Giddy up! Giddy up, Dino!

Giddy up! Giddy up!

[chuckling]

[barks]

Taking good care of Pebbles, Dino?

[barks]

'Oh, that's nice.'

[humming]

quack

- 'Hi, Wilma.' - Hi, Betty.

Hi, Pebbles. Hi, Dino.

[Pebbles cooing]

[barks]

Oh. Say, that looks like fun.

[giggling]

Wilma, I've just decided.

Fine. Decided what?

To get a new chair for Barney.

Oh? I didn't know he needed one.

quack

You know how he's always complaining

about how uncomfortable he gets watching TV.

So I thought why not get him a nice easy chair for a surprise.

Aren't they pretty expensive, Betty?

Well, sort of. That's why I came over.

I brought the want ads, I thought you could

help me look for a part time job.

You look in that section, I'll look in this.

Hmm, alright.

Here's one, "Wanted, ticket taker

for Roller Rock Derby. Apply, manager."

Oh, good, let's see.

Uh.. Oh, no. I can't apply for that.

- Why not? It sounds easy. - But it's at night.

This has to be during the day while Barney's at work.

Wock wock. Wock wock. Dino, wock wock.

You're gonna keep this a secret from Barney?

Well, of course. I..

Oh, Wilma, look at Pebbles and Dino. Isn't that cute?

[chuckling]

Wock wock. Wock wock.

Wock wock. That her word for rocking chair.

That gives me an idea.

I won't get Barney an easy chair, I'll get him a rocker.

Why not let Barney pay for it?

No, I want it to be a surprise.

Oh. Oh, I guess you're right.

- Hmm. - Find something interesting?

Well, sort of.

"Wanted, kindly elderly lady

"for easy work, no experience necessary.

Daytime only, Good pay."

[giggles] Too bad you're not an old lady.

[imitating old lady] Ey, what's that?

You'll have to speak up, miss.

My hearing isn't what is used to be.

- Why.. Why that's wonderful! - Not bad, huh?

[chuckles] If they never had to see you, it'd be perfect.

Wait a second. Come on, in the house. I got an idea.

- Wha-what do you've in mind? - I-I'll show you in a minute.

Take good care of Pebbles, Dino.

[barking]

thud

Remember last Halloween?

I was gonna dress up like a witch.

[laughs] Well, try this wig on.

Alright.

[giggles]

- How's that? - That makes a big difference!

Here, now, put this shawl around you.

And I've got some eye glasses some place.

Oh, yes, here they are.

Let's see, anything else?

Betty, is that really you?

I'm sorry, dearie. She just left.

[laughs] Wonderful!

Here, just one more thing. This old umbrella.

Thank you kindly, miss.

Oh, Betty, it's prefect!

Oh, gosh that must be Fred and Barney.

Thanks for the lift, Barney boy.

You are welcome, Fred. See you later.

vroom

Might as well find out right now

how good I am at fooling people.

- Gosh, I don't-- - Hiya, sweetheart, I'm home.

mwah

Oh, excuse me. Um, company?

- Yes, it's, uh-- - Hello there, sonny.

I'm Mrs. Old Lady.

Mrs. Old Lady? Glad to meet you.

- 'Fred?' - Yeah?

(Barney) 'Betty over there?'

Nope.

Well, I better be on my way.

And, nice to see you, sonny.

- Goodbye, Wilma. - Goodbye.

Hold it, hold it.

- Allow me, ma'am. - How nice!

Are you sure, you haven't seen Betty, Fred?

Oh, uh, maybe she's out sh-s-shopping, Barney.

Oh, oh, excuse me. Company?

Just leaving, young fella.

Yeah, Barney. This is a friend of Wilma's.

Mrs. Old Lady.

Barney Rubble at your service.

Say, uh, you remind me of somebody.

Now, who could it be?

Oh, I got it, my mother-in-law.

- Right, Fred? - Say, that's right!

That's very nice of you to say that.

[laughs] What an old battleaxe she is.

- Right, Freddy? - Ha, ha, you ain't kiddin'.

[both laughing]

thump

[chuckles] Oh, excuse me, sonny.

- My umbrella slipped. - Nice old lady.

[laughs] Packs a real wallop, too, huh, bud?

[laughs]

Hmph! That'll teach him to talk about my mother like that!

I better get home and get out of this disguise.

Old battleaxe, huh?

(Barney) 'Hi, Betty. You're home.'

Oh, oh, um, hmm, yeah.

Say, ah, you meet that nice

little old lady at the Flintstones?

Ah, no.

Funny thing, she reminds me of your mother.

Oh, so you said.

Yeah, I.. I did? When?

I mean, does she?

Yeah, ah.. Does she what?

- Remind you of my mother. - Didn't I say so?

[imitating Barney] What a battleaxe she is. Right, Freddy?

Oh, honey, you hadn't oughta talk

that way about your own mother.

Ooooh!

I'm going next door for a minute.

Keep an eye on Pebbles, Dino.

[barks]

Giddy up! Giddy up! Giddy up!

Oh, hi, Betty. I just came over to wish you luck.

Thanks, Wilma! The-the appointment's for 9:00 sharp.

How do I look? I-I mean..

[imitating old lady] How do I look, dearie?

Just like Barney's mother-in-law.

[both giggling]

Shooh!

Why couldn't the ad have called for a kindly young woman?

Few days of walking like this

and I won't be able to straighten up.

"One eighty-five." This is it.

[imitating old lady] Well, good luck to me.

[giggling]

- Yeah? - How do you do?

I'm the one who called about your ad.

Come in.

Ms. Greta Gravel will see you in the study.

Um, thank you kindly.

- Yes? - Hello there, ma'am.

About the ad, that you--

Oh, you look like a nice kind little old lady.

That's me. Um, ah, I mean, yes indeedy.

[chuckling]

What's your name?

Um, Miss Rubble.

Ah, maiden lady, eh?

Yes, but I'm still lookin'.

[both laughing]

Oh, and a sense of humor, too.

Oh, my, I do like a sense of humor.

Uh, you can see I can't get around too good.

I need somebody to do my shopping

and run little errands for me.

- But the man who let me in-- - Oh, my butler?

Yes. Well, I could send him

but I don't like being left alone in the house.

- Oh, of course. - Oh, I think you'll do fine.

Here, dearie, you take this and go down to the supermarket

and get me a loaf of whole rock bread.

- 'A $100 bill?' - Yes.

- Bring me back the change. - Well, of course

But is that all? Just a loaf of bread?

[laughs] Well, I'll be thinking while you're gone.

Now, run along, dearie.

'Ninety-nine, ninety-nine fifty, sixty, seventy.'

Oh! And here's the bread.

My, how quick you were, dearie.

Now, I'm all out of toothpaste.

Will you get me a tube? Small size.

And bring back the change.

Another $100 bill?

Oh, I hate small change.

[laughs]

Oh, and be sure it's the kind with fluorostone.

Here's your change from the toothpaste.

Thank you. Now, I have one last little errand

for you today, Miss Rubble. Here's another $100 bill.

Take his letter to the post office

and mail it and bring back the change.

- Air mail? - No no no, regular.

We don't want to be throwing money away, do we?

[laughing]

Four hundred dollars?

And all you brought was a stamp

a loaf of bread and tube toothpaste?

Isn't that kinda strange, Betty?

I suppose, but you know how some old ladies are.

Kinda set in their ways. 'Yes, I guess so.'

Oh, dear.

That happens every time I try to hang a picture.

I know, they don't build houses like they used to.

Anyway, it's her money, and the work is easy.

And you know something, Wilma?

It's fun carrying all that money around

even if it's not mine.

It makes me feel rich. he-he-he.

I can imagine.

There! No one will know I goofed.

You're so artistic!

[both laugh]

Three hundred and ninety-eight dollars and sixty-five cents.

Gotta hand it to you, doll face.

This is the smoothest con game I ever saw.

And the best part of it is..

...she doesn't suspect a thing.

Oh, boy, it feels good to stand up!

That chair was killin' me.

How long before we can shake these bird, Stony?

Tomorrow you keep the old dame on $100 bills

the next day, we'll try out the five hundreds.

If they go..

...we'll start on the $1000 bills.

Let's see how our crew is doing.

Yeah, we ought to clear 50 grand

in good money in a couple of weeks.

Keep the pressures rolling. Ha-ha-ha.

Now, that's what I call a production line, Stony.

toing toing

(Stony) 'They're still working on a $100 bills.'

Yikes!

Watch it, Charlie, wait for the bell.

Hey, Barn, you going to work today or not?

- We're late. - Be right there.

- Have a good day, Betty. - You too, Barney.

See you tonight.

- Hiya, Wilma. - Good morning, Barney.

Nice day, isn't it?

Gosh, Wilma, I thought Barney would never leave.

- Do me a favor, will you? - Sure.

Stay here outside and keep your eye on Barney.

I'll get my disguise on.

- Oh-oh. - Now what?

Forgot my car keys. Be right back.

Oh, boy!

Uh-oh, he's coming back.

Good morning, Barney. Nice day, isn't it?

Hey, didn't we just go through this?

You're a real early bird, Barney!

And it's the early bird that catches the worm. Isn't it?

Why would I want to go around catching worms?

You certainly look wide awake, Barney!

So do you, Wilma!

Oh, gosh, I wonder what Barney forgot?

'Uh, what did you forget, Barney?'

(Barney) I forgot my car keys!

- Your what? - What's all the screaming for?

Who scr.. Um, who's screaming?

You forgot your car keys, Barney.

Uh, thanks.

See you later.

Uh, say, Betty, since when do you wear glasses?

W-wha.. Who? Me?

Oh, ha, ha, I..

I put them there to keep them out of the way.

- Out of the way of what? - Um..

So I wouldn't step on them?

- They belong to the plumber. - What plumber?

T-t-the one who was here yesterday.

Yeah? What for?

Um, he-he was taking a survey.

He wanted to know what kind of water we use.

Barney, come on, let's go! We're late!

Oh, sure, Fred, sure.

I'll see you later, I guess.

- Oh, boy, that was close. - Too close.

I'm glad I don't have to keep this up much longer.

I'll have enough money for his rocking chair

by the end of the week..

[imitating an old lady] Or my name isn't Miss Old Lady.

[chuckles]

Say, uh, Fred, what kind of water do you use?

What kind of water do I use?

There's only one kind, stupid, wet.

Now step on it! We're late enough as it is.

What a day I put in today!

Seems like she sent me all over town.

And on top of that, I still have to get Barney's dinner.

[car horn blaring]

Oh, here he comes now.

Hi, dear, you're getting home early.

Oh, yeah, not much traffic--

screech

- What did you say? - Oh, I..

I said, "Hello, sonny. What's on your mind, sonny?"

Oh, uh..

I-I just thought I heard my wife.

[chuckles] Oh, you must be hearin' things, sonny.

Yeah I must be. So long.

vroom

Oh, dear! I've got to get into the house

before he does and get out of this disguise.

Betty, I'm home.

Betty, where are you?

(Betty) 'In the closet.'

In the closet? What are you doin' in there?

N-n-nothing.

Mind if I join you? Heh, heh, heh.

- Oh, don't be silly! - Oh, fine.

You're standing in the closet, and I'm silly.

Sit down and relax while I fix dinner.

This just isn't one of my days.

Oh, boy, I thought he had me that time.

Barney's harder to fool

than that nice old lady I'm working for.

Busy, busy, busy, aren't we?

Maybe when this is all over

I'll apply for an acting job on TV.

[imitating old lady] Hello out there, in TV land.

This is Old Lady Betty bringing you--

Hey, were you calling me, Betty.

No, I wasn't, sonny, but, but, but..

[coughing]

I must have picked up a cough somewhere.

You picked up a cough, and I'm starting to hear things.

Hey, maybe we better call Doc Boulder home.

Aaa. Oh, Betty, I look awful.

Nonsense, dear. You'll be fine.

Just as soon as I get you your new..

- Get me my new what? - Dinner.

That's it. It'll be ready in a jiffy.

My new dinner?

That's what I mean. Nothing makes sense anymore.

You've done just fine, dearie.

My, I'm so pleased with you!

Oh, thank you, Ms. Gravel.

[laughs]

And to show you how much I trust you

here's a $1000 bill, I'm all out of five hundreds.

Isn't that terrible?

Yes. No.

And now then your first errand today

is to run down to the Bedrock department store

and get me a package of hair pins.

Hair pins? Why can't I get all the things you need in one trip?

I mean, I keep coming back

and getting more money and going back out..

Now, now, you have to allow an old lady to have her way.

- I'm eccentric, you know. - Ohh! Yes, of course.

[both laugh]

Bye-bye. Hurry back with the change.

slam

Okay, Stony, she's gone.

She had me worried there for a minute, doll.

Her? Hah!

Oh, it's a shame we can't take her with us

when we blow this burger.

Yeah, she's the best front we ever had.

[laughs]

- 'Hi, Barney.' - Oh, hi there.

Oh, good, just in time for the news.

And now for the local news.

The Bedrock police announced this afternoon

that a ring of counterfeiters

is operating in the Bedrock area.

'A number of $100 and $500 bills'

'have been passed at local stores.'

And several $1000 bills have been passed.

Da-da-dub-dub..

The only clue police have is the description

of kindly old lady who has been in every store.

Police are now searching for this little old lady.

Say, uh, what's the matter?

Uh, I need air.

Anyone seen this lady will please contact

the police department.

Da-da-da..

What's the matter with you?

I need some air.

You heard?

Yes. Oh, you poor dear.

Oh, Wilma, what am I going to do?

I don't know.

[both crying]

Alright, alright, what's going on?

Yeah, that's what I wanna know. What's all the crying for?

[continue crying]

I knew it. Something's going on and I want to know what it is.

Hold it. Let me handle this.

Now, girls, whatever it is.. Uh, what is it?

[crying]

Oh, swell! You handled it just great, Freddy boy.

One more crack out you, Barney

and there'll be a new moonshot tonight.

- Now, Wilma. - Yes, Fred?

What is going on?

- We might as well tell them. - Yes.

They'll find out when I'm in jail anyway.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

All I wanted to do is buy you a rocking chair.

So I answered this ad in the newspaper.

And that's the whole story.

How did I know the money was counterfeit?

- Oh, boy! - You can say that again.

- Oh, boy! - Barney.

- Dear, will you wait for me? - Why? Where are you going?

I mean while I'm in prison. Will you wait for me?

Well depends on how long you're gonna..

- I mean, sure, I'll wait. - Oh, Barney!

What's all this talk about prison?

- 'Think they'll let her go?' - Certainly.

Especially when she helps trap the crooks.

- 'Hmm?' - 'Huh?'

Well, what would you people

do without me around?

[laughs] Now, here's what we'll do.

Uh, Betty shows up tomorrow like nothing happened.

They give her some more counterfeit dough

she gives it to me, I take it to the cops

'and we got the evidence.'

Boy, I wouldn't be surprised

if I wind up with a big fat reward!

- You? It's my wife-- - Well, it's my idea.

So, we split 50-50.

This is the place.

Now, remember, Betty, you get the phony money

and bring it right back to me.

Gee, I'm a little nervous.

Oh, you got nothing to worry about, hon.

Me and Fred will be right here all the time.

- Right, Fred? - You bet.

If they try anything, you just yell out

and me and Barney will run for help.

Oh, fine. You don't know how much better I feel.

Hello, Miss Old Lady reporting for work.

Just a minute.

Get your stuff on. It's the old gal.

Send her away. We've gotta pack and lam out of here.

Use your head, doll. The cops are on to us.

We gotta throw them off the trail.

So we give the old girl a good bill.

One of the twenties.

And by the time they get around to us

we'll be gone with the loot.

It's perfect!

Let her in, dearie.

[laughs]

- I hope Betty's alright. - Yeah me, too.

[Dino whimpering]

- Here she comes. - I got it!

- I got it! I got it! - Right. Now, hop in.

Let's get to the police station and get my reward.

vroom

(male #1) 'Now, let me get this straight.'

'You say you're the old lady we've been looking for.'

And this bill, it's a counterfeit 20?

You bet your life its counterfeit.

You keep out of this, fatso.

Lady, I never argue with women.

But you are out of your pretty little head.

I am not!

You got that dog on a leash?

What's that got to do with it?

City ordinance, ten buck fine.

Listen, we're talking about counterfeiters!

And I'm talking about screwballs.

You got any idea how many crack pots

come in to confess some crime?

Why don't you go on home? Please.

But what about that counterfeit bill?

'Oh, yeah, the bill. Here you are, lady.'

It's good. Do you understand?

Now, on your way before I run you in

for letting your animal out without a leash.

[growls]

What do we do now, Fred?

I don't know. I..

Hey, what are you doing?

Uh, this your car?

Yeah, what's the idea of the ticket?

Parked by a fire plug.

Fire plug. Uh, oh yeah.

Gosh, officer, you see, I was--

(male #2) 'Just what do you think would happen if we had a fire?'

What fires? The whole town's made of rock.

The end of a perfect day.

Hey, Fred, where are you going?

If we can't get the police to believe us

maybe, they'll believe the crooks.

Hey! Hey, that-that's my motorcycle!

Help! Police!

What am I sayin'? I'm a policeman.

[blowing whistle]

Looks like I've got the whole police force after me.

Oh, boy, this idea better work!

boing

I hope the counterfeiters are still here.

thud

crash

Alright, you're all under arrest.

- 'There he is, boys.' - 'Grab him.'

(Fred) 'Hey, wait! You don't understand.'

This is where the counterfeiters are.

That's why I took you're motorcycle, so you'd follow me.

Sure, sure. Where are the counterfeiters?

Well, there were here an hour ago.

Uh-uh. I like the one about Little Red Rocking Hood better.

You really did it, buster.

- Disturbing the peace.. - Oh, boy!

Stealing and destroying city property.

Come on, Clancy, we can write

all this stuff down at the station.

click

Hey!

Let's go, Stony. We're gonna take in on the lam.

Yeah, we really made a haul this time, doll face.

Well, well, our old friend Stony Mahoney and Greta Gravel.

You got nothing on us, copper.

It's all his fault. He forced me into a life of crime.

Okay, you can tell it to the DA.

Like it, Barney?

Great. Heh, heh, heh.

I look like Rock Whistler's mother. Right, Fred?

More like his grandfather.

[both laugh]

But how did you get it, Betty?

You hadn't saved up enough yet, and there wasn't any reward.

Remember the 20 dollars the crooks gave me?

Well, that was real.

And it was just enough so that I could buy the chair.

But I'm through answering want ads.

- Oh, that's a relief! - Now, I'm gonna write a book.

thud

You-you're gonna write a book?

Uh-huh, a book.

I was an old lady counterfeiter.

[all laugh]

[theme song]

♪ Flintstones meet the Flintstones ♪

♪ They're the modern stone age family ♪

♪ From the town of Bedrock ♪

♪ They're a page right out of history ♪

♪ Someday maybe Fred will win the fight ♪

♪ Then that cat will stay out for the night ♪

♪ When you're with the Flintstones ♪

♪ Have a yabba dabba doo time ♪

♪ A dabba doo time ♪

♪ You'll have a gay old time ♪

[theme music]

♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪♪

Wilma!