Original subtitles

You are not to speak to that woman next door, ever.

- You mean Betty? - 'That's the one.'

But why?

Because I've disowned

her husband as my friend.

This is war, and I don't want any fraternizing with the enemy.

'Okay, Fred.'

'But since Barney's no longer your friend'

I suppose you won't let him take you

to the ball game tomorrow night with those two tickets he has.

Ball game?

I understand the game is sold out.

Hmm, ball game, huh?

I don't care what Barney..

As far as I'm concerned..

Oh, Wilma..

[theme song]

squawk

Yabba-dabba-doo!

♪ Flintstones meet the Flintstones ♪

♪ They're the modern Stone Age family ♪

♪ From the town of Bedrock ♪

♪ They're a page right out of history ♪

♪ Let's ride with the family down the street ♪

♪ Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet ♪

♪ When you're with the Flintstones ♪

♪ Have a yabba-dabba-doo time ♪

♪ A dabba-doo time ♪

♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪♪

[instrumental music]

♪ Rock-a-bye baby ♪

♪ In the treetop ♪

♪ When the wind blows ♪

♪ The cradle will rock ♪

Goo-goo-goo.

♪ When the bough breaks ♪

♪ The cradle will fall ♪

♪ And down will come baby ♪

♪ Cradle and all ♪♪

That sounds like Betty.

Hi, Wilma.

Hi, Betty.

So that was you singing.

Mm-hmm, I'm trying to get the baby to fall asleep.

Baby!

Why, Betty.

Congratulations.

- Why didn't you tell me? - Hold it, Wilma.

This is my sister's baby.

I'm minding him while sis and her husband are on a trip.

I thought I mentioned it to you.

Oh, that's right, you did.

It slipped my mind because it was weeks ago.

Aw.

Isn't he a darling?

What's his name?

Marblehead Sandstone Junior.

We call him Sandy for short.

Hello, Sandy.

Coochie coochie coochie coochie coochie.

[cooing]

chomp

Ow!

[giggling]

I forgot to tell you.

He's getting his teeth.

Getting his teeth?

I got a scoop for you, Betty.

He's got 'em.

[both laughing]

Well, tonight's the big night, Barney-boy.

Yeah, either our bowling team or the Rockland Rockets

will win permanent possession of the championship trophy.

What do you mean either our team or the Rockland Rockets?

We are going to win.

I am gonna bowl my usual steady, sensational game

and you, Barney, have been

bowling great this whole tournament.

-'Thanks, Fred.' - Yeah.

Without you bowling over your head like you are

'even my fantastic bowling wouldn't have taken'

'some of those close games.'

You're just being modest, Fred.

Yeah. Yeah, you're right.

I'm not like some guys.

I've got a lot to be modest about.

Well, we're home, Barney.

Brace yourself while I hit the brakes.

Right, Fred.

[screeching]

See you after dinner, huh, Fred?

Right, pal, I'll pick you up in an hour.

We got a trophy to win tonight.

I'll be ready, Freddy.

[both laughing]

vroom

[screeching]

(Fred) 'Wilma, I'm home.'

[barking]

I hear him, Dino.

In exactly one second

he'll burst through the door and say..

Where's my dinner, honey? I'm starved.

It's on the table, Fred.

I knew you'd want to get to your bowling match early.

Ah, thanks, Wilma, baby. You're a real pal.

[Fred laughing]

I'll get the dessert ready. Start in, dear.

Mmm, boy, barbecued brontosaurus-ribs.

'Your favorite, Fred.'

Yeah.

Hey, Wilma, I just thought of something.

This is the first time in days that Dino hasn't

knocked me down or tripped me when I came in.

He isn't sick, is he?

(Wilma) 'Sick?'

'No, Dino's fine.'

Uh, well, maybe he's given up

playing those corny tricks on me.

[Dino chuckling]

Huh?

Alright, wise guy, knock it off!

thud

Delicious, Wilma.

Absolutely delicious.

Thanks, Fred.

Oh, I almost forgot to tell you.

Betty has a baby.

thud

Fred, are you alright?

Buh-buh. Bah-bah.

B-b-b-baby?

Yes, he's the cutest thing.

It's Betty's sister's child.

Betty's taking care of him for a few days.

Oh, boy, I'm glad it's not Betty's.

'Why would you say that, Fred?'

Well, there's nothing like a baby to tie a guy down.

'Barney would have to give up'

'shooting pool, bowling, ball games..'

'I've seen it happen.'

- So what? - "So what?"

If Barney got tied down like that

I'd have to find another friend.

And friends like Barney are hard to find.

I can beat him at every game.

Ooh.

Sometimes you exasperate me, Fred.

'Sometimes I just don't understand you at all.'

Now, what's eating her?

Hmm. What are you cooking, Wilma?

Brontosaurus soup, Fred. Your favorite.

[Dino barking]

And Dino's favorite too.

Here you are, Dino. It's all yours.

chomp

(Fred) 'Where's he goin' with the bone?'

(Wilma) 'Honestly, Fred, I just don't know'

'what Dino does with all the bones I give him.'

whoosh

Uh, have you seen my bowling ball, Wilma?

Have you tried the closet?

No, but I'll try anything once.

That's all I need, a missing bowling ball.

Uh-oh, look out!

[rumbling]

crash

Fred, what happened?

Did you find your ball?

Yeah, I found it.

And then I also found out

where Dino's been hiding his bones.

Good luck, Fred.

I, uh, may be a little late, honey.

When we win the trophy tonight

we'll probably stage a little celebration.

Okay, but watch it.

Don't come home over celebrated.

[laughing]

"Over celebr.."

[laughing]

Yeah, I hope Barney's ready to leave.

knock knock knock

- Come in. - 'Hiya, Betty.'

'Has the master of the house finished dinner yet?'

[chuckling] He's in the living room, Fred. Go right in.

Thanks, Betty. Oh, Barney!

Good old Hook-ball Flintstone is here!

'Let's go.'

Gitchy gitchy gitchy.

Doobie doobie doobie.

Dooble dooble dooble.

Uh, watch this now.

Whoo-whoo, whoo-whoo, chugga chugga chugga..

Whoo whoo whoo.

Goo goo goo goo goo.

'Ga ga ga.'

- 'Gitchy gitchy gitchy..' - Barney.

- 'Goo goo goo..' - Barney.

Whootchie swootchie whootchie swootchie.

Gootchie gootchie gootchie..

- 'Ga ga ga..' - Barney!

Ooh, uh, hello, Fred.

Whew, oh. I'm out of breath.

You mean, you're out of your mind.

'I, uh, what do you mean, Fred?'

Getting yourself exhausted before the championship match.

[wailing]

(Barney) 'Oh, look what you've done, Fred.'

'You made little Marblehead cry.'

Oh, tough, real tough.

I feel real bad for Marblehead.

Oh, no, no, there, there, baby.

Uh, the big old man is gonna leave.

Uh, I-I-I don't think Marblehead likes you, Fred.

Well, I got news for you.

He doesn't do a thing for me either.

Oh, now, now, now you've hurt his, his itty-bitty feelings.

Will you put that kid down and let's go bowling.

What, and leave little Marblehead all upset?

I can't do it, Fred. I'm not bowling tonight.

You gotta bowl. The team needs you!

Sorry, Fred. Marblehead needs me more.

Gootchie, gootchie, gootchie..

Oh, okay! That's it, we're through!

You are canceled out as my neighbor and friend.

[muttering]

Is something wrong, Fred?

You are married to a nut!

Nut, nut, nut, nut, nut!

Really?

And the trophy symbolizing the championship

goes to the winning team, the Rockland Rockets!

[cheering]

(male #1) 'The Bedrock team have taken their defeat'

'like the good sports they are.'

We was robbed!

- Lucky! - Eh, you're a bunch of crooks!

♪ Aiee da dum dum ♪

♪ Da dum dum ♪♪

[humming]

[screeching]

Why, it's Fred.

He's home early from the victory celebration.

I can hardly wait to see the trophy.

You are not to speak to that woman next door ever!

- You mean Betty? - 'That's the one.'

But why?

Because I've disowned

her husband as my friend.

This is war, and I don't want any fraternizing with the enemy.

I gather that you lost the bowling match tonight.

That has nothing to do with it!

This has been coming on for a long time.

'Okay, Fred.'

'But since Barney's no longer your friend'

I suppose you won't let him take you

to the ball game tomorrow night with those two tickets he has.

Ball game?

I understand the game is sold out.

Hmm, ball game, huh?

I don't care what Barney..

As far as I'm concerned..

Oh, Wilma.

Yes, Fred?

Maybe I've been too hasty about breaking off with Barney.

Hasty? Oh, not you, Fred.

Sometimes, it's more noble to forgive and forget.

Then I can talk to my best friend Betty?

'Anytime, Wilma, anytime.'

Oh, thanks so much, Fred.

I think I'll go over and tell Barney the good news

'that we're buddies again.'

Yeah.

Till the ball game is over, at least.

thump thump thump

Ga ga ga.

Goo goo goo.

[laughing]

(Fred) 'Hey, Barney, where are you?'

In here, Fred.

Ga ga gooby gooby gooby.

I got good news for you, pal.

(Barney) 'Yeah? What is it?'

I forgive you for missing

the bowling match and staying home

with little what's-his-name here.

Oh, gee, that's swell, Fred.

[babbling]

chomp

Ow!

G-get him off of me!

Quick, ooh, ooh.

Oh, ooh, ow!

Sorry, Fred. Uh, Marblehead is just trying out his new tooth.

Yeah, well, maybe you ought to get him a bone.

But don't worry, my finger'll be alright by the time we see

the ball game tomorrow night.

- Ball game? - Yeah, ball game.

Like, you have two tickets for and promised to take me to.

(Barney) Oh, oh, that ball game.

Uh, well, you see, Fred, when you canceled our friendship

I gave the two tickets to Joe Rockhead.

I thought you and I was through.

Ooh, you're right. We are through!

[wailing]

Oh, you scared little Marblehead again.

It's impossible to be friends

with such an unreliable guy like you.

'Goodbye forever!'

So long, Fred.

thud

Oh, look at funny Uncle Barney, Marblehead.

Oopsy doopsy doopsy.

Upsy downsy.

Goo-goo gee gaga.

[both laughing]

And when I left the house

Fred and Barney were buddies again.

Can you beat that?

I'm sure glad they made up.

They've been friends too long to quarrel.

Oh, you know those two.

They can't stay mad at each other.

Fred's figured a way to stop bickering with Barney.

He said, from now on, he'll forgive and forget.

That's nice.

Wilma, start packin', we're moving!

- Moving? - Uh-oh.

They've only stayed buddies five minutes this time.

Fred, what about forgive and forget?

That's right, I'll never forgive myself

for forgetting to stay mad at that guy.

This is war!

And any wife of Barney's is the enemy.

Out, out, out!

- Fred. - Never mind, Wilma.

I'll see you later.

Fred Flintstone, we are not moving and that's that.

Stay mad at Barney if you want to

'but I'm still friends with Betty, get it?'

Yeah, I got it, traitor.

Yoo-hoo, Wilma.

(Wilma) 'Oh, good morning, Betty.'

How come Fred isn't watering the lawn?

Are you kidding?

Today is Sunday, His Majesty's day of rest.

What's Barney doing?

Hmm, minding the baby.

What else?

Fred would never do that.

He doesn't like babies.

[snoring]

[instrumental music]

[babbling]

Goo-goo gaga?

[barking]

[laughing]

[barking]

[Marblehead laughing]

Huh? Uh, w-w-what's the matter?

[Dino barking]

[laughing]

Whoopie!

[laughing]

Whoopie!

Oh, no!

Dino, stop, you'll hurt the baby.

boing

Don't worry, Marblehead, I'll catch you.

thud thud

boing boing boing

Goo-googoo gaga!

Oh, boy, kids.

Hey, Rubble, I want you to keep this kid in your yard!

'This baby's your problem, not mine.'

Well, uh, gee, Fred, I'm sorry.

That kid has caused nothing but trouble since he came here.

I don't know how you got out of your carriage

but I'll make sure you don't do it again.

♪ Go to sleep my baby ♪

♪ My baby ♪

♪ My baby ♪

♪ Go to sleep my baby ♪

♪ My baby ♪♪

Not a sound.

He must be fast asleep.

Now I'll give it the old sneakaroo on my tippy toes.

[babbling]

[laughing]

[babbling]

Huh?

chomp

'Yeowch!'

[laughing]

Oh, no! Not you again.

Dada, dada.

[babbling]

Rubble!

What's the matter now, Fred?

That kid came over again and bit me.

Well, that's impossible.

He's fast asleep in his carriage.

[babbling]

There, i-it's just your imagination, Freddy-boy.

Oh, yeah? I suppose I imagined this too.

[wailing]

There, there, now, d-don't be frightened, Marblehead.

Fatso is all mouth.

You'll be all lumps if that kid

comes over here again!

Babies, yuck.

We'll only be gone for a couple of hours, Wilma.

Are you sure it's okay?

Of course, I'll be glad to mind the baby for you.

Little Marblehead and I will have lots of fun, won't we?

[babbling]

I'll send Barney over as soon as we get home.

So long, Marblehead.

Well, little fella, would you like to take a nap?

Goo goo goo.

Oh, hi, Fred.

What is that doing in my house?

[wailing]

Oh, Fred, now you've hurt his feelings.

Here, hold him while I fix his bed.

I'll just be a minute.

[bawling]

Gung gung gung.

[laughing]

[chuckling]

Goo goo goo!

You little rascal.

[laughing]

(Wilma) 'Okay, Fred'

'put little Marblehead in your bed.'

On my bed? What's the idea?

[wailing]

What's the matter? Don't he like my bed?

Oh, he's just tired.

He'll cry himself to sleep in a little while.

[Marblehead crying]

I, uh, think I'll go for a walk.

Uh, get away from that racket.

Alright, Fred.

[chuckling]

Be back in a little while, Wilma.

(Wilma) 'Okay.'

[crying]

Poor little fella. We can't let him cry like that.

Psst. Hey, Marblehead.

Look!

Goo goo goo.

[wailing]

Gee, he doesn't go for that anymore.

Yuck yuck yuck.

'Goo goo goo!'

Barney, do you see what I see?

I see it, but I don't believe it.

Boink boink boink. Boink boink boink.

Boink boink boink. Boink boink boink.

Boink...boink.

Boink.

Boink boink boink.

I don't get it.

And I hope you don't get it

whatever it is.

Thanks for minding little Marblehead, Wilma.

It was a pleasure.

Uh, by the way, how's Fred feeling?

Fred? Oh, he's fine.

He went out for a while.

Babies make him jumpy.

Yeah, I noticed that.

Real jumpy.

[chuckling]

[Marblehead chuckling]

Okay, little fella, you take a nice nap now.

[babbling]

[babbling]

[instrumental music]

[Marblehead sighing]

Huh?

Aw..

Oh, ain't that cute?

[both snoring]

Here, Barney. Will you feed the baby?

Oh, oh, sure, Betty.

He's in his carriage, taking a nap.

plop plop plop

Barney, what are you doing?

Beats me.

Uh, you're supposed to wet your wrists.

But I don't know why.

I didn't think he knew.

[chuckling]

Wake up, Marblehead, lunch is now being served.

Oh, no, he's gone.

Somebody took Marblehead.

snip snip snip

(Barney) 'Betty, have you got the baby?'

Of course not.

'Nobody can get near the baby with you around.'

He's gone! Marblehead has disappeared.

The baby's gone?

Oh, somebody kidnapped Marblehead!

Quick, Barney, do something.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a good idea.

- But-but-but what? - 'Call the police!'

- 'Call the police!' - Yeah, that's it.

The police, the police, the police, yeah.

whoosh

[telephone ringing]

Hey, Slagbottom, answer that, will ya?

Okay, sarge.

Hey, Joe, will you answer that?

Yeah, yeah. Okay.

Hey, sarge, will you see who's it for?

Okay.

Bedrock Police, Sergeant Sunday speaking.

A what?

Kidnapping?

Where?

Don't touch anything.

We'll be right over.

click

[both snoring]

(Sunday) 'Alright, men, spread out.'

[mumbling]

S-something's going on next door.

You cover the front of the house, Slagbottom.

And, Joe, see if you can discover

any clues in the back.

I wish I could go out there and help.

Mm-mmm, the sergeant said we'd help best by staying

out of their way.

What's all the excitement, officer?

We're looking for a..

[babbling]

Say, is that your baby?

Who? Marblehead?

[chuckling]

No, no, he's my, uh, neighb..

clang

Hey, Mrs. Rubble, I got your baby back.

And that's the whole story, officer.

The baby must have crawled over the fence

and Mr. Flintstone was bringing him back.

My husband wouldn't take a baby, officer.

He doesn't like them in the first place.

Well, okay, I won't book him.

But watch it, will you?

No more false alarms.

We're very busy down at the station.

Eee, boy.

Is that bump on his head

gonna hurt when he wakes up.

'Oh, poor Fred.'

Ooh..

Does this bump on my head hurt.

I oughta sue that troublemaker Rubble.

Oh, go to bed, Fred.

It's all over, and everything turned out alright.

Well, okay.

But if anyone ever mentions a baby again, I'll..

[Wilma sobbing]

Wilma, what's the matter?

Oh, Fred.

I don't know how to tell you.

'Tell me what?'

This!

I know how you hate them.

I don't hate 'em, I like 'em.

It's just that I never had a nose snood before.

(Wilma) 'No!'

[sobbing]

'It's not for you.'

'It's for our baby!'

Well, that's good. I wouldn't have worn it anyway.

Oh, boy, am I beat.

Goodnight, Wilma.

[snoring]

[instrumental music]

Baby?

Nah.

[snoring]

A b-buh-buh..

Baby?

W-Wilma, d-d-did you say--

(Wilma) 'Yes, I said your baby.'

Yabba-dabba-doo!

You're not mad at me, Fred?

Mad at you?

I'm mad about you, sweetheart.

mwah

Oh, Fred.

Hey! Wake up, everybody!

'I'm gonna have a baby!'

Fred's gonna have a baby?

Wake up, folks! Everybody listen!

I'm gonna have a baby!

Big deal!

It's true, folks.

The Flintstones are gonna have a baby, and I want everybody

in the whole wide world to know it.

Yabba-dabba-doo!

[theme song]

♪ Flintstones meet the Flintstones ♪

♪ They're the modern Stone Age family ♪

♪ From the town of Bedrock ♪

♪ They're a page right out of history ♪

♪ Someday maybe Fred will win the fight ♪

♪ Then that cat will stay out for the night ♪

♪ When you're with the Flintstones ♪

♪ Have a yabba-dabba-doo time ♪

♪ A dabba-doo time ♪

♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪

♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪♪

Wilma-a-a!