All language subtitles for The Flintstones S03E15 Flash Gun Freddie 1080p HMAX WEB-DL DDP2 0 H 264-PHOENiX_track3_[eng]

Now, uh, this is what we pros call an action shot.

- Cameraman, ready? - Ready.

Have you got the food, Mrs. Millrock?

Coming.

There you are, mother's little darling.

Now do what the nice man says.

Step back, everybody.

When I get her to smile, snap her picture quick, Barney boy.

Now, my little angel, smile.

'Coochi coochi coochi!'

[gibbering]

Come on, give me that great big smile.

[babbling]

Come on. Give it to me.

clank

She sure gave it to you.

[laughing]

[theme song]

[screeching]

Yabba dabba doo-o-o!

♪ Flintstones meet the Flintstones ♪

♪ They're the modern Stone Age family ♪

♪ From the town of Bedrock ♪

♪ They're a page right out of history ♪

♪ Let's ride with the family down the street ♪

♪ Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet ♪

♪ When you're with the Flintstones ♪

♪ Have a yabba-dabba-doo time ♪

♪ A dabba-doo time ♪

♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪

Boy, what a way to spend the vacation

trying to take Dino to the vet for his shot.

There's only one way to grab a wily dinosaur.

And that's, to sneak up on him when he's snoozin'.

'One mention of the word shot, he'll be up'

like a herd of water buffaloes.

[Dino snoring]

Easy now.

Fred!

Haven't you taken Dino for his shot, yet?

[Dino screaming]

thud

Oh, thanks, Wilma, you're a big help.

[chuckles]

Oh, Fred, why don't you give up?

We can just have the vet make a house call.

Nothin' doin'! This is a challenge.

No dinosaur is gonna make a donkey out of me.

[yelping]

It's no use, Dino. You may as well give up.

[yelping]

Gotcha!

Okay, Dino. I'm takin' you in.

screech

Help!

I can last as long as you can. You better give up.

Uh-oh! Hold it!

Hold i-i-t!

creak

Well, at least I got you

and I'm not letting go until we get to the vet's.

Thanks, doc. I'll pick him up later.

vroom

Boy!

If it isn't pick up Dino, it's pick up meat at the market.

Now look who wants to be picked up.

Going my way?

Hop in, Barney.

- Thanks, Fred-- - Oh, come on. Come on.

Let's go. Thank me some other time.

Oh, was nice of you to pick me up.

If I do much more pickin' up

somebody is gonna have to pick me up off the floor.

Stayin' home on our vacation is the best idea we ever had, Fred.

Uh, it'll save us a lot of dough.

Yeah, but I didn't think that we'd have to do the shopping.

Well, what's the difference, uh

we didn't have nothin' to do anyway.

Maybe you didn't, Barney

but this was gonna be me my put-and-take week.

Put and take? Uh, what does that mean?

I was gonna put a couple of points on my bowling score

and take a couple off at golf score.

[laughing]

Well, here we are, Barney boy, in the Bedrock Drugstore.

screech

Hey, uh, they're havin' a dollar sale.

Yeah, I think I'll buy some if they're cheap enough.

[laughing]

Well, afternoon, Barney.

[laughs]

Long time, no see.

Uh, maybe you oughta have your glasses changed, Harry.

[laughs] Oh, Barney. Barney. You are the one.

[laughs]

And how is your charmin' wife, today?

As charmin' as usual.

And your friend, old Fatso Flintstone?

'I notice he still hasn't found out'

'where the public library is.'

'This ain't a free readin' room, you know?'

It just so happens, wise guy, I ain't readin'

I'm lookin' at the pictures.

Say now, this looks interestin'.

Wow. "Real Horrible Tales."

[flapping]

[babbles]

Well, you don't have to make them that real.

Hey, hold it. Hold it!

What do you think you're doing?

- I'm buyin' a comic book. - Not that one, you ain't.

- I was just gonna look at it. - But this is the one I want.

The rules of this game, sonny, is first come, first serve.

- Well, I got it first. - But I seen it first.

Oh, yeah? We'll see about that.

Don't they teach kids manners anymore?

[chuckling]

Hey, wait a minute, I'm not finished yet.

I have a paying customer for this magazine. Do you mind?

- Thank you. - Snitcher.

[grumbling]

Hmm!

Say now, I've never seen this magazine before.

"Profit In Pictures For Amateurs."

Hmm.

"Why not turn your leisure time hobby into cash."

Cash? That's a great idea.

- Hey, Barney. I got it Barney! - You have?

Well, uh, maybe Harry can give you somethin' to get rid of it.

[chuckles]

I wish I had somethin' to get rid of him.

Alright, alright, never mind the cracks.

Just let me see the best camera you've got.

You really want to buy somethin'?

- For cash? - And money is no object.

Maybe not to you, but I'm stingy.

[chuckling]

This is an instant Polarock.

Say, that looks pretty good.

I don't think your friend can use it.

You gotta know how to count to ten.

[both laughing]

Alright, alright, wise guy, we'll take it.

- We? - Don't argue, Barney.

Pay the man.

[laughs]

Yeah, that's my buddy. When he buys, I pay.

[instrumental music]

But, uh, Fred, we don't know nothin' about photography.

What's to know?

You point the camera and snap the picture.

Yeah, but, uh, how do you know what to point the camera at?

It tells how in the book.

The best picture are subjects

that excite the photographer most.

It's easy.

Well, you mean you can make a livin'

just takin' pictures of food?

[laughs]

[imitating Barney's laugh]

Oh, you're askin' for it.

The boys will be back soon, Betty.

We better have some more errands for 'em.

Yeah, first day of vacation

and they're getting underfoot already.

[chuckles] Isn't that the truth?

Oops! Out of water again.

A little more pressure, please.

Wow, this makes the tenth snoop fall.

They must be washing every dish in the house.

whizz

Oh, I wish we had enough saved for a dish washing machine.

Say, that reminds me, I saw the one you wanted at 50% off.

-'Really?' - 'Mm-hm.'

(Betty) 'Well, right after lunch'

'we'll get my money out of the bank and buy it.'

Please do. I'm getting dishpan quills.

(Fred) 'Wilma, baby. We're home!'

Mm. Fred sounds pretty cheerful.

Yes, it worries me.

Baby doll, how would you like to be the wife

of a very wealthy photographer?

Uh-uh. I'd rather stay married to you.

This is our ticket to fame and fortune.

Now, wait till I get it in focus.

And this is what we pros call a headshot.

[squawks] Oh, well, half a head's better than none.

[pecking]

Just take a look at this.

Hmm. Very nice.

Uh, Fred, how much did you pay for that camera?

I have not spent one thin dime.

Barney?

W-what could I do? I was outvoted.

- Well, you take it right back. - Just a minute, Betty.

Boys, will you excuse us for a minute?

It's not an expensive camera, Betty. Let 'em keep it.

I'll pay for half of it.

And it'll keep them out of trouble

for the rest of their vacation.

Wilma, you're a genius.

[both chuckling]

Fred, if you and Barney want to be photographers, go ahead.

Well, I'm glad you see things my way for once.

Shall, we, uh, take our leave, Mr. Rubble.

Uh, yeah, let's take it.

♪ Za ba da ba do do zoo boo boo ♪

♪ And a zoopy scoopy doo.. ♪♪

Oh, they look like they're going to enjoy their vacation.

I don't know about them, but I know we will.

[both laughing]

Out, out, out, Dino.

[squeals]

thud

Okay.

Okay. Okay.

[laughs]

But be a good boy.

[laughs]

Okay, partner, where do we start?

Well, uh, what does it say in that photography book?

Oh, uh, let's see, uh, "Page one, baby pictures."

Uh, "no parent can resist having a picture taken

of his lovable youngster."

Yeah, that's it!

But, uh, who do we know who's got a lovable youngster?

Barney, to parents all youngsters are lovable.

Even as you and me once were.

True. True.

Hey, didn't Harvey Millrock's wife just have a baby?

That's right. That's right. A little girl!

Well, what are we waiting for?

[instrumental music]

Hey, uh, the sign says mail.

You said it was a female.

[laughing]

Barney, do you want to be a professional photographer

or an amateur comedian?

Uh, didn't I hear a car, dear?

It's that noisy Fred Flintstone

and his shadow, Barney Rubble.

Oh, boy.

Probably with another one of their harebrained schemes.

Don't you dare let them in.

slam

Hey, uh, the Millrocks must have moved.

There's a family named Quarantine living here now.

Hey, Harv, it's Fred Flintstone.

I've come to take a picture of your lovable youngster.

Absolutely free of charge.

That oughta get him out here.

Sorry, buddy. There's nobody home.

Ouch!

That's gettin' the old foot in the door, Fred.

It's-it's a free picture, Harv.

- Did you say, uh, free? - I did.

Come right in, old buddy. Come in!

Look at the little darling.

You must admit, she's very pretty.

Yeah and, uh, and-and very slippery too.

Remember, Fred, you said it was for free.

Absolutely!

'Course there'll be a small charge for the hundreds

of copies you'll probably want for your friends and relatives.

Now, don't expect ordinary type baby pictures.

'We do the unusual type poses.'

Get this, Barney. Hurry, get a close up.

Right. Right, Fred.

Now we give it a little bit of hocus-focus.

A little bit of watch the birdie.

- And then we clickety-click. - Yeowuch!

And here, my good friends..

'...is a picture you'll be proud to send'

'to all your friends and relatives.'

[instrumental music]

Now, uh, this is what we pros call an action shot.

- Cameraman, ready? - Ready.

Have you got the food, Mrs. Millrock?

Coming.

There you are, mother's little darling.

Now do what the nice man says.

Step back, everybody.

When I get her to smile

snap her picture quick, Barney boy.

Now, my little angel, smile.

'Coochi coochi coochi!'

[babbling]

Come on. Give me that great big smile.

[gibbering]

Come on. Give it to me.

clank

She sure gave it to you.

[laughing]

These, uh, candid shots are really our specialty.

[babbling]

(Fred) 'I think we got a masterpiece.'

Give her back that bar of soap, Barney.

That'll make a cute picture.

Right. I guarantee this to be a real knockout.

[Fred screams]

Somebody do something! Help!

crash

My, my. The things some people try to send through the mail.

Let me out of here! Let me out of here!

I hope you're not going air mail, Mr. Flintstone.

At the new rate per pound..

...you'd cost a fortune.

[laughs]

This will make a great shot.

Hold still now, Dino. Get ready, Barney.

Hey, isn't that dangerous?

No, the baby won't hurt Dino.

[babbling]

[yowls]

Dino! Come back!

My baby. Fred Flintstone, you bring my baby right back here.

I'm gonna sue you for every dime you've got.

Dino, Dino, come back here.

[baby babbling]

Dino, wait! Hold it!

Do you think Harv will really sue you, Fred?

What for? I got his kid back, didn't I? Forget it.

Hey, what does it say on page two of that photography book?

Uh, let's see, uh, "A sense of humor is important

for a photographer."

Now, if there's anything I've got, you know

it's a sense of humor.

Boy, you sure broke me up taking those baby pictures.

[laughing]

Gag pictures, that's the angle.

Look at that!

Get the camera, Barney.

Oh, boy, what a shot.

[snoring]

Uh, you mean that sign that says, "Men at Work?"

Yeah, but what's this guy doing?

Just sleeping, that's all. Hey, that's funny.

[laughing]

Yeah, yeah. Shh. Shh. Now be quiet.

I don't want to wake him up and spoil the shot.

A picture like this should be worth a bundle.

'Now to make sure I got everything in.'

'And the focus is just right.'

clang

A picture like that could lose me my job, wise guy.

- Very funny. - You think that's funny?

You should have seen him takin' baby pictures.

[laughing]

Ah, this is what we're gonna specialize in.

- Nature pictures! - Yeah.

- Here you can't get clobbered. - Shh.

- What's up, Fred? - You hear anything?

[birds cawing]

Well, uh, just birds chirping.

Just birds?

There's a pterodactyl nest around here.

Don't that mean anything to you?

Uh, yeah, it-it means there's a mother pterodactyl

around someplace and I'm getting the heck outta here.

Barney, come here.

I found them.

Now, there's a picture you don't see very often.

[cawing]

(Barney) Uh, the less often, the better for our health.

And I know, just how to get that picture.

- You do? - Yup, yup.

From the tip of that branch.

Well, that branch won't hold you Fred. You're too heavy.

Yeah, I think you might be right, Barney

so you get out there.

Here's the camera.

Come on. I'll give you a boost.

[grunting] You know something...you might be a little too heavy too.

But we gotta take that gamble.

Will you be careful? I don't wanna lose this picture.

How about losing me?

Hey, I-I just had a thought.

How am I gonna get back up?

We'll worry about that after you get the picture.

First things first.

[cawing]

(Fred) 'It's the mother pterodactyl.'

[cawing]

- 'Duck, Barney!' - Oh, you've gotta be kiddin'.

[cawing]

Careful, Barney. Careful with that camera!

Boy, you're tellin' the, uh, the wrong one to be careful.

- Hey, help! - Don't panic, Barney.

[cawing]

Say, as long as you're up there

why don't you get some aerial shots.

She's headin' right for you, Fred.

Now smile and I'll take your picture.

Whoops!

How's this?

thud

- You alright, Fred? - Get off my back.

Gee. I hope the camera didn't get busted.

Huh! There it is. It, uh, looks okay.

Forget it, Barney.

As of this moment, we're retiring

from the photography business.

Hey, hey, look, the camera must have

snapped our picture when it hit the ground.

Come on, Barney. Let's go bowling.

Say, that was great!

That was the funniest thing, I ever saw.

Imagine, a human being bombed by another human

uh, that was dropped by a pterodactyl.

The only trouble is, nobody would ever believe it.

- The picture, Barney. - 'Right.'

- Seein' is believin'. - Great. Just great.

I'm a reporter on the "Bedrock Gazette."

My editor will pay money for a picture like this.

You interested in makin' a deal?

Are we? Take us to your leader, mac.

Now, just let's get one thing straight.

You ain't dealing with a couple of amateurs.

Oh, I could tell that in a minute.

And you don't get the picture for a cent less than two bucks.

It's a deal.

I was ready to give the chump 200.

Uh, anytime you get more pictures like this

we'll buy 'em.

Just keep the cash handy. We work fast.

(male #1) 'Hey, you better get some new equipment'

'that camera's no good for a newspaper work.'

Funny you should say that.

We were just on our way to get a whole new outfit.

[instrumental music]

Where are we gonna get the money for a new outfit, Fred?

You got some loot in the bank, ain't you?

Yeah, but that's Betty's dish washin' machine money.

So borrow it for a while.

Oh, I don't know, Fred.

It's simple arithmetic, Barney.

It don't add up for me.

Look, it took us a minute to get that picture, right?

Well..

And at two bucks a minute, Barney

this is the chance of a lifetime.

Now, come on. Let's get that dough.

[instrumental music]

Do we really need all this equipment, Fred?

Like what, for instance?

Oh, like the submersible lens for taking pictures underwater

on nights when there's a full moon?

Barney, how long is it gonna take me to convince you

that I know what I'm doing.

Well, I'm sorry, Fred. I was only askin'.

Put that stuff in the car and let's go home.

Right after lunch we'll hit the road to fame and fortune.

[instrumental music]

Gee, I wouldn't want to miss that sale.

I hope the boys aren't late for lunch.

Are you kiddin'?

The last time Fred was late for a meal was, uh..

...uh..

Come to think of it, he's got a perfect eating record.

(Fred) 'Wilma..'

And still undefeated... Fred Flintstone.

[both chuckling]

Hiya, girls, what's for lunch?

The usual.

A five-pound Brontosaurus steak.

When are you gonna have something different?

Uh, like what, Mr. Flintstone?

Like a ten-pound Brontosaurus steak.

[laughs]

W-would you boys mind driving

Wilma and me downtown after lunch?

With the greatest of pleasure, Mrs. Rubble.

Uh, wha-what are you gonna do downtown?

Well, there's a big sale at Gimrocks.

I'm gonna take our money out of the bank

and get that dishwasher.

We'll not only drive you down, but we'll pick you up..

[stammers]

You're going to the bank? Uh, let's go, Barney.

Fred, where are you going?

Uh, we just remembered an important appointment.

Oh, for goodness sake.

Now we'll have to take the bus.

Now, we're really in trouble.

Look, Barney, look, it'll take the girls

at least two hours to get downtown by bus.

So we get a bunch of news pictures

collect our dough and beat 'em to the bank.

But where are we gonna get the pictures?

Eh, if you was gonna be news where would you be?

Dropping from a pterodactyl onto your head.

[laughs]

Now, ha ha ha. It's always me who has to do the thinking.

Hey, Fred! I've been up here for an hour already.

This ain't news unless I break the flagpole sitting record.

- Well, what's the record? - A hundred and four days.

[grumbles] Now he tells me.

Get down from there, fathead.

[instrumental music]

That's what we'll do. We'll go to the bank.

And get a loan on our equipment

and have the dough back when the girls get there.

Yeah, but, uh, will they lend us enough?

With this valuable stuff, are you kiddin'?

Are you kiddin'? I'm a bank manager, not a junk dealer.

Out, out, out!

There's a second-hand store just down the street.

Hey, uh, shall we try the second-hand store, Fred?

Nah, we couldn't get enough.

Why do you let me con you into these nubby ideas, Barney.

'Cause we're friends

and friends gotta listen to friends.

Well, from now on, Barney..

Watch where you're going, mac.

How'd you like a fat lip, bud?

Hold it, Rocky. We don't want any trouble with this guy.

Oh, yeah. Uh, uh, I'm, uh, terribly sorry, sir.

Please, forgive me. It won't happen again.

Okay. Okay.

Now let's see, where was I?

Oh, yeah, from now on, Barney

you've gotta promise you'll never listen

to anything this friend says. Nothing.

Okay, Fred. If that's the way you want it.

(bank manager) 'Help! Help, please!'

'Help. It's a hold-up.'

'Help! Stop them.'

'Help!'

It's a hold-up. Gimme the camera. Quick.

Sorry, Fred. You told me not to listen to you.

Damn! Don't be technical.

This is the chance of a lifetime.

Smile, gentlemen.

Got it! Yabba dabba doo!

Somebody just took our picture.

Who? Who? Who?

That goony looking guy gettin' into the car over there.

Uh-oh! Those robbers are coming after us, Fred.

We'll outrun 'em.

Take the camera, Barney. Guard it with your life.

Gee, Fred, I-I think we should have stayed

with takin' pictures of the lovable youngsters.

Hang on! I'm gonna turn down this side street.

Now, we got 'em. They turned into a dead-end street.

Good, block the entrance.

- Hide the camera, Barney! - Well, sure, b-b-but where?

Anyplace! Here they come.

- Let's get 'em, Knuckles! - Right, Rocher!

[men groaning]

Okay. Hand it over.

We give up. Here's the camera.

Thanks for the co-operation.

[siren wailing]

It's the cops. Let's speed it, Rocher!

Wait a minute. I'll bust the camera first.

thud

Oh, Barney, I told you to guard that camera with your life.

Sorry, Fred.

But I did save a little something.

A picture.

[laughs]

(Fred) 'Yabba dabba doo!'

'"Bedrock Bugle Gazette," here we come.'

[instrumental music]

Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

Ten, twenty, thirty, forty.

Just enough, Barney.

We can put Betty's money back now.

Oh, I hope they don't get to the bank before we do.

Let's go!

Well, we made it, Barney.

Yeah, Betty will never know we used her money.

Now, let's go home and enjoy our vacation.

After today we need one.

[laughing]

Oh, my achin' back.

Oh, boy, I got bruises on top of my bruises.

So help me, Barney.

I've had it. I'll never take another picture.

Yeah, that goes double.

(Betty) 'Oh, Barney.'

In here, Betty.

- You awake, Fred? - Sure. Sure.

You want Barney and me to bring in Betty's dishwasher?

- She didn't get one. - Uh-uh!

We put our money together, and got a surprise for you both.

- A surprise? - Uh-huh.

Stand up. Close your eyes.

And hold out your hands.

So you both can enjoy your vacation together.

We got you these.

- Cameras? - 'Yes.'

(Wilma) 'The best we could buy.'

Gee, uh...thanks.

Thanks a lot.

Yeah. It's swell.

Well, come on, Fred.

Let's go get clobbered some more..

I mean, take some more pictures.

Yeah, why didn't I pick a safe hobby

like wrestling saber-toothed tigers?

Oh, boy!

[theme song]

♪ Flintstones meet the Flintstones ♪

♪ They're the modern Stone Age family ♪

♪ From the town of Bedrock ♪

♪ They're a page right out of history ♪

♪ Someday maybe Fred will win the fight ♪

♪ Then that cat will stay out for the night ♪

♪ When you're with the Flintstones ♪

♪ Have a yabba-dabba-doo time ♪

♪ A dabba-doo time ♪

♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪

♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪

Wilma!