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Yabba-dabba-doo!

♪ Flintstones meet the Flintstones ♪

♪ They're the modern stone age family ♪

♪ From the town of Bedrock ♪

♪ They're a page right out of history ♪

♪ Let's ride with the family down the street ♪

♪ Through the courtesy ♪

♪ Of Fred's two feet ♪

♪ When you're with the Flintstones ♪

♪ Have a yabba-dabba-doo time ♪

♪ A dabba-doo time ♪

♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪♪

A man, he toils from sun to sun

but a woman's work is never done.

Oh-oh, that feels good. Heh heh heh!

Wonderful. Wonderful.

(Betty) 'Oh, Wilma.'

I'm in the kitchen, Betty.

It never fails. Interruptions, interruptions.

- Phooey! - Are you very busy?

Oh, no. Just the usual.

Cleaning, scrubbing, cooking.

Well, wait till you hear

what I read in the newspaper about you.

Don't tell me. Let me guess.

The nation's housewives have voted me

the girl with the reddest dishpan hands. Right?

Oh, I'm serious, Wilma.

It says right here

you are going to have a dramatic adventure.

It does? Me? Wilma Flintstone?

It does, you, Capricorn

right here under your daily horoscope.

Oh, honestly, Betty

you know I don't believe in that stuff.

What does it say?

(Betty) 'It says, "A dramatic adventure'

'is in store for you and your partner."'

I'm gonna have a dramatic adventure

if Dino's timing is off.

That means you and Fred.

Oh, Fred and I are partners alright, 50-50.

He has 50 percent of the fun

and I have 50 percent of the work.

My, somebody's grouchy today.

Oh, it's my annual case of housewife's rut.

Don't stand too close, honey. It might be catching.

[giggles] Cheer up, Wilma.

According to your horoscope

something exciting's going to happen.

Now, I wish I could believe it.

tring tring

Wilma's work farm. I mean, hello.

Oh, hi, Sally.

- It's Sally Rockhead. - Mm.

Joe just got back from the lodge meeting and told you what?

- What? - They voted what?

What?

Fred and Barney are what?

What, Wilma? What? What? What?

Oh, boy! Thanks, Sally. Bye.

Yippee!

Oh, will you please

tell me what's going on?

Now hear this.

Bulletin from the Royal Order of Water Buffaloes

state convention next weekend

to be held at the Stone Mountain Ski Resort.

(Betty) 'Wow!'

That fabulous, expensive place

where all the movie stars go?

None other.

And the Bedrock delegates

to this all-expense-paid convention

are Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble.

Oh, talk about dramatic adventure!

A whole weekend at Stone Mountain.

(Wilma) 'Whee!'

No housework, no dishes

just fun, fun, fun.

Say, what are we gonna wear, Betty?

Gee, I don't know.

I haven't got a warm Stone Mountain-type outfit to my name.

That place is so fancy you have to change clothes

to buy a newspaper in the lobby.

Uh, Mrs. Flintstone, would you say

a fast trip to the Bedrock skate and ski shop was in order?

Uh, Mrs. Rubble, can we afford it?

♪ Da da da da da da ♪

♪ Charge it ♪♪

Boy, Fred, I-I don't know how we're gonna explain it.

What's to explain?

We simply tell the girls

we have to go to a lodge convention

and they can't go.

And then they cry and carry on.

Oh, I can't face it.

What are you, a man or a mouse?

Uh, got any cheese?

(Fred) Now, now, listen, Barney.

You gotta lay down the law in your house.

- No scenes. - No scenes.

- No arguments. - No arguments.

We simply tell them the truth.

There wasn't enough money in the treasury

to pay for the wives

so wives can't go.

Wives can't go.

So be firm when you get home. You got it?

Yeah, I got it, and when I get home

I'm gonna get it.

Wilma!

(Wilma) 'Just a minute, Fred.'

Wilma, come out here. I have somethin' to tell you.

Ready or not, here I come.

Hi, Fred. Like it?

Wha-wha-what's that for?

For skiing, Fred.

Sally Rockhead told me about the convention.

Oh, she did, huh?

Well, there's somethin' she didn't know about.

Oh, golly. I'm so excited.

Yeah, but-but-but you see, Wilma--

This is my swimming outfit. Do you like it?

Oh, it's okay, but--

Oh, Fred, you're an angel.

You'll just love the lounging outfit I got.

Wilma, stop the fashion show.

You're not goin' with me.

What did you say?

You'd better sit down while I explain, Wilma.

You see, this is a business trip. Strictly business.

There simply wasn't enough money in the treasury

to pay for wives

and the fellas voted that wives stay home.

- I see. - Ahh.

You won't miss a thing, Wilma.

It'll just be a lot of dull meetings.

You'd be bored to death.

Alright, Fred.

Well, aren't you gonna argue with me?

No, Fred.

If you say I'd be bored..

[sobbing] ...at that glamorous, beautiful, exciting ski resort

then...I'd be bored.

[sobbing]

Aw, Wilma. I-I'll make it up to you.

Look, look, you can keep all the stuff you bought

and we'll go another time.

And I give you my word of honor

I'll have a terrible time without you.

- Bye. - Bye.

See you later, girls.

I gotta hand it to you, Fred.

You really know how to handle women.

Like I told you, Barney

there can be only one boss in each family.

I know, and talking hours

into letting us go this weekend was not easy.

Talk nothin'.

When I tell my wife she can't go with me

she doesn't argue. She stays home.

Well, we'll just have to make the best of it.

We can have lots of fun here at home.

Yeah. We can go to the movies, watch TV.

I'll get us a bite to eat.

I hope the fellas appreciate

what good sports they married.

Some women wouldn't let their husbands go off alone.

Not us.

We're not like those typical, suspicious, insecure wives.

Let's face it, we're dolls.

(man on TV) 'And now for the news.'

Theft of the Van Rocklin Rock.

One of the world's largest diamond rings

has just been reported by Mrs. Van Rocklin

currently vacationing at her chalet

in the Stone Mountains.

Oh, I forgot the mustard for our snack.

(man on TV) 'Prime suspects in the case are the maid and butler.'

'And now, more news'

'from the famous Stone Mountain Ski Resort.'

'A beauty contest..'

Wilma! Wilma!

For heaven's sake, Betty, what's wrong?

Look, a beauty contest at Stone Mountain.

(man on TV) 'These young ladies are contestants'

'for the Miss Winter Carnival title'

'which will be awarded this weekend.'

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Uh, well, may-maybe the fellas didn't know

anything about a beauty contest this weekend.

(Wilma) 'Pretty, aren't they?'

(Betty) 'And so young.'

Maybe we'd better get up there.

And fast.

But, what'll we use for money?

How about your household emergency fund?

At our house, every day is an emergency

when it comes to money.

But I'll check my piggy bank anyway.

I know what you mean.

Mine still rattles, Wilma. Do you have a hammer?

Right. Well, here goes nothing.

Oh, gee, Wilma.

I'd just die if the fellas ever found out

we were going up to check on them.

Oh, they mustn't find out.

We'll have to wear disguises and everything.

Now, let's see, uh..

...housewives of the nation

arise and be beautiful.

Well? How do I look, Betty?

[laughs]

Absolutely divine.

Oh, gee, Wilma, this is gonna be fun.

How much further do we have to drive?

The Stone Mountain Lodge is just around the next curve.

(man over radio) 'Mrs. Van Rocklin's maid and butler'

'prime suspects in today's diamond robbery'

'are thought to still be in the Stone Mountain area.'

Things are getting a bit warm, aren't they?

Stick to the stealin', Sam. I'll do the thinkin'.

You're sure Lefty's got the fence set up?

Oh, quite! He should be in the lobby as we get there.

We gotta dump this rock fast.

Who'd ever think a piece of ice could be so hot?

It should bring quite a price.

Now, let's go over the plan, Sam.

Right-o!

We go into the Stone Mountain Lodge

mingle with the crowds

and look for a short, blond gentleman

posing as a delegate to some convention or other.

Gotcha. And the password?

It's "slalom"

which indicates the coast is clear

to slip him the diamond, leave our car

and make our escape on skis.

Yeah, a short, blond guy

and the password is "slalom."

Uh, gee, Wilma, say something

so I'll know it's really you.

[laughs] It's me, Betty.

And you!

I'd never recognize you with that red hair

and those false eyelashes.

Ha ha. Just so the fellas don't.

After all, they never actually told us to stay home, did they?

Right. All they said was we couldn't go with them.

And we're not. We're going alone.

Sneaks, aren't we?

[both laughing]

Some layout, huh, Fred?

Hey, uh, you think we'll have time for some skiing

before the first meeting?

Yeah, I guess so.

Well, uh, what's the matter, Fred?

Oh, let's face it, Barney.

We shouldn't have made the girls stay home

business or not.

Well, uh, why don't we call home

and ask 'em to join us?

(Fred) 'What?'

You mean change our minds

back down and give in?

Well, I kinda miss 'em.

Yeah. Me, too.

Why don't you call 'em?

Right, Fred.

♪ Scoobie doobie doo doo ♪

♪ Scoobie dee doo ♪

♪ Scoobie doo doo doo doo doo ♪♪

There he is. That's gotta be the guy.

Fits the description perfectly.

Follow him. Remember the password?

Slalom.

Slalom.

Oh, uh, gesundheit.

(Betty) Well, of all the nerve.

That woman is trying to talk to my Barney.

I said, "slalom."

Oh-oh, you-you did? Well, uh, how are you?

Uh, uh, nice day out, isn't it?

Well?

Uh, no answer. They must have gone to a movie.

- Say, Fred. - Yeah?

- Uh, what does, "slalom" mean? - Why?

Well, uh, some lady keeps on comin' up to me

and she keeps sayin', "slalom."

Oh, for Pete's sake, Barney

can't you figure anything out for yourself?

Uh, that's the way they say "hello" up here.

Just answer back the same way.

Come on. Let's, let's go skiin'.

Boy, I can't wait to get on those skis.

Yeah. There's gotta be a first time for everything.

There he goes. Who's the chap he's with?

Some big guy from the east.

Shorty's playin' it cool until he gets outside.

Right-o. Let's keep them in sight.

The fellas are goin' outside. Let's follow them.

Okay.

- 'Just a minute, please.' - Yes?

- You forgot your tags. - Tags?

You can't be in the beauty contest without them.

Beauty contest?

[laughing]

- Oh, but we're not-- - Come, come, come, girls.

We don't have all day, you know.

We have a lot of pictures to take before the judging.

But you don't understand--

I know, I know, I know. You're sorry you're late.

Well, forget it. Get into your suits.

- Our suits? - Yes. Your bathing suits.

What were you planning on wearing in the beauty contest?

- Long underwear? - But we--

Judging starts in ten minutes

at the ice skating rink.

Glamor girls. Hm! They're all alike.

Glamor girls? Us?

[chuckles] Maybe we should wear disguises all the time.

Well, do we follow the fellas or enter a beauty contest?

We can follow the fellas anytime.

But we may never be asked to enter a beauty contest again.

Let's get our bathing suits on before we chicken out.

[both laugh]

They're on the ski lift. Keep an eye on them.

Right, Sam.

People come here for fun and exercise.

Oh, they have fun alright

but look who gets the exercise.

- Hey, Fred. - Yeah, Barn?

Huh, would you say I was, uh, irresistibly fascinatin'?

Um, well, you might be

to a doctor makin' a case study of lamebrains.

Ha ha ha!

Duck. Here comes a cop.

Hey, no kiddin', Fred. A lady down there keeps watchin' me.

- What lady? - That one.

Hey, uh, where did she go?

The only thing in sight is a police officer.

Old irresistible you must have a touch

of snow blindness.

Ha ha ha!

Do you think that cop spotted us?

Nah. But we'll wait here until he's gone.

Gee, Betty, are you as cold as I am?

I-I-I don't, I don't know.

I'm-I'm-I'm too numb to f-f-feel anything.

Ready, girls. Ready, girls.

Say, now. A blonde and a redhead, hmm?

We need a brunette here for a stunning contrast.

Oh, miss, would you please stand over here

between the blonde and the redhead?

Oh, I'd love to, darling.

It's so nice of you to ask.

And if I should win, please tell the press that I--

Alright, now. Hold it.

Ah, that's it.

'One, two. three.'

Ahem, I, uh, don't think I got you all in that one.

Now, one more, please.

Let's stick together this time.

- Right. - 'Ready, now. One, two, three.'

Beauty contest, nothing. This is war.

Didn't get the blonde in that time.

One more, please, girls.

And, oh, yes, girls, hold up some snowballs, will you?

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

I'm way ahead of you.

Uh, sir, I-I think we'd make a better picture

if I stood on the other side of her.

- How's this? - 'Say, that's just great.'

- 'Now, smile.' - I'm always happy to cooperate.

'Ready? One, two, three.'

'Wonderful. Terrific action shot, girls.'

That was great.

Uh, hey, girls. Where you going? You'll miss the judging.

Thanks, but we've decided

we're not the type to be beauty queens.

Yeah, we're more the type to be housework queens.

I-it's more fun.

And easier.

Come on, Red. Let's find the fellas.

Right.

Boy, that's quite a hill.

Y-y-yeah.

Hello, down there!

'Hello. Hello. Hello..'

'...up there.'

Well, uh, let's, uh, get started.

Uh, uh, you go first, Barney-boy.

Uh, you go first, Fred.

Uh, I don't know how to ski.

Uh, I'll watch you.

Um, I'll tell you what, Barney.

Uh, just so you won't get hurt

uh, we'll take the ski lift down.

Coast is clear now.

They're still at the top.

You still have the rock, I trust?

Right here. Come on, let's get on the ski lift.

Right-o.

Hey, uh, look, Fred.

There's that lady that was followin' me

gettin' on the ski lift.

Uh, I'm gonna try the greeting.

Get ready. Here he comes.

Hey, uh, lady, uh, slalom.

- 'Slalom.' - 'And slalom to you, too.'

- Uh-oh. - What's the matter?

Look, Fred, when she waved to me

her diamond fell off.

Wow! That looks valuable.

We better take a next lift up and find her.

So far, so good.

Now for our getaway.

'Hey, you. Slalom.'

Huh?

Come on, you guys. I seen your pictures.

And I know who you are. Gimme the rock.

- But, uh, we, uh-- - Listen.

Louie told me the password.

I said it. Now, quit playin' games.

You mean you are Chip Marble, the fence?

Oh, boy. This is a real live one.

Come on, gimme the rock.

This place is crawlin' with cops.

Here comes one now. Let's duck behind that rock.

Well, we're up here again

but there's no one in sight except that policeman.

Well, she didn't go down the hill.

Well, you go ask the officer if he's seen her

and I'll keep a lookout from here.

Right.

The cop's gone.

How could you be so dumb?

You steal a ring worth a half a million bucks

and give it to the wrong guy.

How did I know? He said, "slalom."

(Chip) 'I don't care what he said'

'but one thing's for sure.'

'We gotta get rid of him.'

Oh, right you are.

He can identify us.

Oh, messy, isn't it?

Ah, he won't be so hard to find.

I.. There he is now!

That was the guy! After him!

Hey, Fred! Oh, Fred, help!

Th-they're after me! Help!

- Barney, what the.. - 'The-the-the jewel crooks!'

Barney, look what you've done!

Oh, they gave me the ring by mistake.

Th-they are gonna rub us out!

We're lucky they left a ski.

Yeah! Follow those guys.

Watch it, Barney! There's a mountain comin' at us!

'Whoa!'

crash

Hang on, Barney! Hang on!

This has developed into rather a sticky wicket, what?

(Barney) Hey, grab onto that tree, Fred.

(Fred) I'll try.

Yow! I couldn't hang on, Barney!

Now where did they go?

Don't look now, but I think we've been outmaneuvered.

[instrumental music]

Hey, what are you followin' them for, Fred?

I'm not followin' them!

We just happen to be goin' the same way.

This is ridiculous.

How do you expect to catch them when they're chasin' us?

Hang on! We're going to make a right turn.

[instrumental music]

Uh, they're gaining on us.

Hold on! We're comin' to a ditch!

(Barney) Hey, take it easy, Fred!

You almost lost me that time.

Oh, no. You're supposed to be behind me.

Hey, Fred! Wait for me!

Grab him!

pew

Sit still, will you, Barn?

It's hard enough skiin' as it is.

Oh, my gosh! We're comin' to a cliff!

So long, Barney! It was nice knowin' you!

(female #1) Stop!

thud

Good thinkin', Barney-boy.

'Hey, fellas.'

I don't know how you did it

but congratulations.

You guys are heroes.

Oh, it wasn't anything.

I'm, uh, glad to be of service.

Alright, alright!

So you've caught us.

Now how about getting us down from up here?

How-how did it happen?

They caught the crooks.

Hey, what's your names, fellas?

Look. It's Fred and Barney.

Fine, fine. Now, hold up the diamond.

Yeah, sure thing.

'How'd you guys get the diamond?'

Well, you see, I--

I'll handle this, Barney.

Uh, I was strollin' across the lobby

uh, mindin' my own business

when I see this lady is followin' me.

And I said to myself

Fred, I said, "She looks suspicious."

So while she's followin' me, I follow her.

So, uh, that's the story uh, right, Barney?

Well, uh, not exactly--

So that's all there is to it.

Imagine Barney and Fred heroes.

Oh, say, Mr. Flintstone, Mr. Rubble

uh, I wonder if I could have a shot of you

'with Ms. Winter Carnival.'

Well, of all the nerve.

Quiet, Wilma. Listen.

Ahh, I'd rather not if you don't mind.

You see, Barney and me..

Well, we're happily married.

You know how wives get

about their husbands posin' with beauty queens.

And besides, we got beauty queens to pose with.

Oh, that little darling.

(Fred) 'So if that's all, we're, uh, checkin' out now.'

(Barney) 'Uh, yeah. We're goin' home.'

Did you hear that?

We've gotta get home before they do. Come on!

[instrumental music]

Gee, Wilma, you have to admit we're pretty lucky.

I'll say. We have the most devoted husbands in the world.

- Say, Betty. - Yeah?

What did your horoscope say for this weekend?

[chuckles] Mine said, "Guard against exposure drafts, and cold."

Ah.. Ah.. Ah-choo!

Gesundheit. I hope it isn't catching.

(both) Ah.. Ah.. Ah..

(both) Ah-choo!

Get your wig off quick, Betty. The boys are just pulling up.

[tires screeching]

Surprise, girls! We're home!

(Wilma) 'Why, it's Fred and Barney!'

Ha ha! You-you're home early. How come?

Well, uh, nothin' much was happening up there.

How was the convention?

Oh, the same old dull routine.

Anything happen while we were gone?

No. Same old dull routine.

Hey, uh, you girls wanna go to a movie tonight?

I don't think so, Barney.

[sniffles] I, I seem to have caught a cold somewhere.

Ah.. Ah.. Ah-choo!

H-how about you, Wilma?

I've, uh, caught one, t-too.

Ah.. Ah.. Ah-choo!

Why don't we just stay home and watch TV?

You mean, you don't mind doin' what we always do?

The same old dull routine?

You know what, Fred?

I've decided I like the same old dull routine.

Me, too, as long as the same old husband goes with it.

Women.

Who can figure 'em?

[laughing]

(both) Ah.. Ah.. Ah-choo!

Hi, Wilma. How you feelin' this mornin'?

Oh, not bad.

I've just been reading about you

in this morning's paper.

How's my big hero?

Oh..

Y-you saw it, huh?

We really didn't do much.

I was gonna tell you, Wilma.

Oh, don't be modest, Fred.

I'm proud of you.

Thanks, dear.

And now Barney and I got a surprise for you.

(Wilma) 'What's that?'

We are gonna take you girls away

for a big weekend with the reward money.

- You are? - 'We made reservations.'

You did?

Right! At the Stone Mountain Ski Resort.

- You did? - Oh, wait till you see it.

You'll love it, Wilma.

- Snow all over the place. - I know.

- And ice. - I know.

Cool mountain air.

It sounds like..

Ah.. Ah.. Ah-choo!

It sounds like fun, Fred.

Oh, boy.

[theme music]

♪ Flintstones meet the Flintstones ♪

♪ They're the modern Stone Age family ♪

♪ From the town of Bedrock ♪

♪ They're a page right out of history ♪

♪ Someday maybe Fred will win the fight ♪

♪ Then that cat will stay out for the night ♪

♪ When you're with the Flintstones ♪

♪ Have a yabba-dabba-doo time ♪

♪ A dabba-doo time ♪

♪ We'll have a gay ol' time ♪

♪ We'll have a gay ol' time ♪♪

Wilma!