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Hey, Fred, I'm getting the hang of this. Watch.
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That's pretty good flipping, pal.
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Keep up the good work.
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Hey, n-now watch this.
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A double somersault flip-over.
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I'm sorry, Fred.
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Watch it, fathead.
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[theme music]
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honk honk
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[whistling]
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[siren blaring]
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[whistles]
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screech
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[music continues]
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screech
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vroom
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thud
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mwah
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screech
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Okay, okay, where is it, Wilma?
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- Where is what, Fred? - 'My dinner.'
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When I sit down, I want it and me
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to hit the wire in a photo finish.
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I'll photo finish you, Fred, if you don't wash those hands
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before you sit down at the table.
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And while you're at it, wash your face, too.
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Alright, alright, you just get my dinner ready.
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Oh, this isn't home anymore.
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It's a waterhole where the animals
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come to devour their kill.
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splash splash
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[grunting]
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"Wash your hands.
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"Wash your face.
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Wash behind your ears. Put it back."
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Now that you've eaten, Fred, and you're in a good mood
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'what's troubling you?'
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Oh, it's my job.
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I'm sick and tired of it.
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Oh, who isn't tired of their job?
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Do you think I like my setup?
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Cooking, cleaning, washing all day.
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Never get to go anywhere.
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Why, the last time we went out together
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'was when the drapes caught on fire.'
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Oh, honey.
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I'm sorry, Wilma.
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I know you work hard.
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I admit you deserve better
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and someday, I'm going to see to it
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'that you get what you deserve.'
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Oh, really, Fred, I'm not complaining.
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I married you for better or for worse
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and someday that better will come along.
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'Now, why don't you forget it and go visit Barney.'
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Okay, dear, I will.
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- Hi, Fred, come in. - Hi, Betty. Is Barney home?
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I'm in the den, Fred, reading the papers.
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Checking on the rock market, huh, Barney? Ha-ha-ha.
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Uh, I-I was just glancing through the want-ad section.
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Are you looking for a job?
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Well, uh, I am getting tired of the rut I'm in.
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- No kidding? You, too? - 'What do you mean, Fred?'
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I'll tell you something, Barney.
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As long as we work for someone else, we'll stay in a rut.
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The only way to make it is to have our own business.
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Oh, sure, but what do we know about running business?
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Are you kidding?
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We've got the most important asset right now.
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Brains. We got it up here.
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Granted. But what business can we get into?
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Not what business, but which business are we best suited for?
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Now, uh, offhand, Barney, uh
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what would you say I do best?
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[chuckling] That's easy, Fred.
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'You can stow away more food than anybody I know.'
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That's it. That's it, you hit the nail on the head.
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What did I say? What did I say, Fred? What?
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Enough to give me a brilliant idea.
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Barney, you and me are going into the restaurant business.
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- The restaurant busin-- - Shh!
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What's the matter with you?
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You don't want the girls to know about it yet.
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Where are we going, Fred?
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To get a restaurant, that's where.
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But we don't know nothing about restaurants.
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Well, you said yourself, I know food.
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Oh, sure. And I can tell time, but I can't make a watch.
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But suppose we fail, Fred?
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Fail? Fail?
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That is negative thinking again, Barney.
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You've got to think positively. You get it?
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Positively.
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Right, Fred. We will positively fail.
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[groans] What a partner.
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So, uh, you want to go in business for yourself, eh?
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- Yes, sir. - Hmm..
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Sure you won't settle for a paper route?
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Well, uh, we, uh, had a restaurant in mind.
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Uh, yeah, have you got one for sale?
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Well, yeah, but, uh, you'd be surprised
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how many places insist on some cash changing hands.
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Complicates it when you two are broke.
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'Say, wait a minute. This might be it.'
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A drive-in restaurant.
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No cash, no down payment, just notes to sign.
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We'll take it. We'll take it. Where do we sign?
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Oh, n-now, now, just a minute, Fred. Let's not be hasty.
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Uh, tell us a little about it.
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Well, I'll be perfectly honest.
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The place failed once
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but only because the owner lacked personality.
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Now, you two are different.
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The minute you walked in, I said to myself
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"Those boys are full of personality."
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Um, could we, uh, see it first?
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Say, that little partner of yours is no fool.
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He's all business, eh.
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What a perfect combination.
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'One, all personality.'
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Shee..
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(male #1) 'And the other, all business.'
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Oh. Hee-hee-hee.
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Tell you what, we'll go see it right now.
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Um, you guys wait outside for a minute
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while I make an urgent business call.
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- Uh, hello, Al? - 'Yes?'
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I got a couple of live ones for your drive-in.
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[chuckles]
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Yeah, put some of your used cars around it.
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Yeah, we're coming out right away.
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[chuckling]
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Well, there she is, boys. Notice the cars?
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'And that's with the place closed.'
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'Imagine what will happen when you open up.'
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- Boy! - Oh, boy!
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Well, partner, we got the business.
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Yeah, I'm sure we did.
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We got lots to do, Barney boy.
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Buy food, hire waitresses, get ready for the grand opening.
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Yeah, but we'd better not tell Wilma and Betty
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about this for a while, Fred.
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Oh, you're right, Barney.
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Some wives don't understand a guy quitting his job.
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- Right, that's the kind I got. - Me, too.
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We'll keep our mouths shut.
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Guess what, Gwendolyn?
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The Drive Inn is opening up again.
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Oh, goody. Maybe we can get our old jobs back again.
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My boyfriend, Eddie, gave me
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the new owner's telephone number.
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A guy named Fred.
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Well, let's call him up right away and let him know
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the world's best car hops are available.
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[ringing]
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Hello? Who?
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Yes, there's a Fred living here, but he isn't home right now.
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We heard he's going to need a couple of girls.
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- Who, Fred? - 'Uh-huh.'
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'I want to tell him my friend and I'
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'are a couple of live wires.'
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I'm sure you are.
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Thanks, honey. We'll call him back later.
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Live wires, huh?
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When I get through with Fred, there'll be no place
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for a live wire to hook on to.
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[scatting]
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Hi, Wilma, baby.
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Lover boy is home.
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Fred, I've got something to discuss with you.
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Not now, honey, I got a couple of important things
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on my mind.
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That's exactly what I want to discuss.
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Okay, but I deny all charges till I know what they are.
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[laughing]
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[phone ringing]
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(Fred) 'It's your dime. Start talking.'
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Yes. Uh-huh, huh.
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Yeah, this is Fred.
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A couple of live what?
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A couple of live wires!
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Me and Gwendolyn are the best
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drive-in waitresses in town.
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Oh, uh..
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[gibberish] Oh, boy.
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- He said, "Oh, boy." - Good. Keep talking.
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Well, uh, um, uh
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look, uh, uh, Charlie, uh, I don't want any raffle tickets.
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And besides, what would I do with a big dinosaur if I won?
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I don't understand him.
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You talk to him, Gwendolyn.
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Who's this now?
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Oh. Oh, uh, uh, uh.. Irving.
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Uh, no, no, Irv, I just explained it all to Charlie.
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Yeah. Oh, goodbye.
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He hung up.
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It must've been a bad connection.
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Let's go see him, personal like.
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Who was that, Fred?
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Huh? Oh, uh, uh..
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You, uh, you mean on the phone?
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Yes, I mean on the phone.
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Oh, oh, uh, uh
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that was, uh, uh, Charlie and Irving.
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Was it two girls that called?
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- 'Girls? Girls?' - Yes, girls.
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You know, they wear dresses, long hair, perfume.
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'You must've noticed them.'
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'There are lots of them around.'
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Now, look here, Wilma, I don't know what girls
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you're talking about, and that's the truth.
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By the way, Barney, I, uh..
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I had a couple of strange phone calls today.
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- Yeah. - First there was a butcher.
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He wanted to know if you were interested in
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'two tons of dinosaur burgers.'
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crack
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And then some man named Eddie called.
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He said two girls are interested in seeing you.
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What girls, Barney?
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Ooh, that's crazy.
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What girls would be interested in me?
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Well, I'm interested in you.
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What does that make me, chopped liver?
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Honest, Betty. I-I-I don't know what it's all about.
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Well, it sounds mighty suspicious to me.
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Oh, come on, Fred, stop sulking.
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'I'm sorry I mistook Charlie and Irving for girls.'
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Oh. It's the principle of the thing.
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If we don't trust each other, we got nothing.
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I do trust you, Fred.
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And I won't mention it again.
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[doorbell rings]
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That must be Barney.
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'Maybe he can get you out of this mood.'
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Ah..
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Hello, honey. Is Fred in?
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We are the girls who called earlier, remember?
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- Who is it, Wilma? - 'It's Charlie and Irving.'
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'And they've got their raffle tickets with them.'
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'Come in, fellas.'
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♪ Here we come on the run ♪
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♪ With a burger on a bun ♪
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♪ And a dab of coleslaw on the side ♪
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♪ Oh your taste we will tickle ♪
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♪ With a cold dill pickle ♪
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♪ And all of our potatoes are French-fried fried fried ♪
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♪ Our burgers can't be beat ♪
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♪ 'Cause we grind our own meat ♪
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♪ Grind grind grind grind grind ♪
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♪ When you drive away ♪
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♪ A tip upon our tray ♪
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♪ We hope to find find find find find ♪
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♪ We hope to find find find find find ♪
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I, uh..
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I, I, I, I.. I, yai, yi.
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Yeah, I know.
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You never saw them before in your life.
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♪ Here we come on the run ♪
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♪ With a burger on a bun ♪
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They're at Barney's.
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Come on, Fred.
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We are going to get to the bottom of this.
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♪ And all of our potatoes are French-fried fried fried ♪
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♪ Our burgers can't be beat ♪
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♪ 'Cause we grind our own meat ♪
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♪ Grind grind grind grind grind ♪
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♪ When you drive away ♪
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♪ A tip upon our tray ♪
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♪ We hope to find find find find find ♪
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♪ We hope to find find find find find ♪♪
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Barney boy, you are a genius.
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[chuckles] You sure got us out of a jam last night.
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Convincing our wives we were auditioning waitresses
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for our annual club dinner will go down in history
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with the invention of the bow and arrow.
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Oh, i-it was really nothing. I, I just happened to think of it.
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With brains like that, Barney boy
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our business can't miss.
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I feel so ashamed about last night, Betty.
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Jumping to conclusions about those girls was unfair.
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Yeah, Fred and Barney are real good guys.
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Never miss a day's work, bring home their paychecks regularly.
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You're right. I think I'll call Fred and apologize again.
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- Why don't you? He'd like that. - 'I will.'
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Hello, may I speak to Fred Flintstone, please?
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He what?
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When?
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I see. Well, thank you.
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What did the old darling do, Wilma?
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The old darling, steady Freddie, has quit his job.
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What?
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I'll call Barney. He'll know what happened.
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Hello, may I speak to Barney Rubble, please?
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Huh? Are you sure?
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Well, thank you.
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Barney has quit his job, too.
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(male #2) 'Are you kidding? Two pounds of dinosaur meat for burgers?'
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- The minimum order is two tons. - Two tons?
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Of course. You're in the restaurant business now.
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And to get it for a price
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you got to take three tons of parsley.
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- Three tons of parsley? - What do we do with it?
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What every restaurant does.
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You put some parsley on each order
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so the customers can throw it away.
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What's the matter with you guys?
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'It's been going on for years.'
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Well, okay, we'll take two tons of dinosaur meat.
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Yeah, and three tons of parsley to throw away.
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(Daisy) 'Oh, Mr. Flintstone! Yoo-hoo!'
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♪ Here we come on the run ♪
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♪ With a burger on a bun ♪
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♪ And a dab of coleslaw on the side ♪
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♪ Oh your taste we will tickle ♪
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♪ With a cold dill pickle ♪
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♪ And all of our potatoes are French-fried fried fried ♪
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♪ Our burgers can't be beat ♪
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♪ 'Cause we grind our own meat ♪
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♪ Grind grind grind grind grind ♪
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(both) Oh, no!
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They're not in the pool hall, Betty.
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Well, let's try the bowling alley.
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I'm telling you, when I find that Barney
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he's sure going to have a lot of explaining to do.
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Hey, Fred, I'm getting the hang of this. Watch.
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That's pretty good flipping, pal.
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Keep up the good work.
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Hey, n-now watch this.
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A double somersault flip-over.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Fred.
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Watch it, fathead.
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crash
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Well, they're not in here.
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Let's try the ball park next.
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One order of barbecued ribs, Fred.
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Right. One order of ribs, Barney.
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(Barney) 'Right.'
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Boy, here come the ribs.
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Don't they look delicious?
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Barbecued ribs coming up.
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'Will there be anything else, sir?'
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Yeah, two cups of coffee.
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Two cups of coffee, Fred.
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And, miss, uh, bring the ketchup, too.
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One fried-egg sand.
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One fried-egg sand.
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One fried-egg sand!
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crack
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crackle crackle
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[scatting]
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chomp
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Huh?
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Barney! Barney, where is the hotcakes?
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They keep disappearing.
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Oh, give me that thing.
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Hotcakes just don't disappear.
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- See what I mean? - Quiet, you bonehead.
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There's a bird up there knocking off our hotcakes.
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- What are you going to do? - Use this rock.
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It's his puny bird brain against mine.
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[chuckles] Watch this, Barn.
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They'll call that bird "Rock Bottom" from now on.
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thud
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I give up, Betty. We've looked everywhere.
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Do you suppose they left town?
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It's possible. Fred is so sensitive.
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And I made all those false accusations.
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You're right. And Barney must've gone with him.
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Poor Fred. He's so used to home-cooking, too.
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Which reminds me, we haven't had a thing to eat all day.
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- How about grabbing a sandwich? - Okay.
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There's a drive-in on the next corner.
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Get that, will you, Gwen? My feet are killing me.
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Sure, Daisy.
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What will it be, ladies?
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Uh, just a coconut shake for me.
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And I'll have some pterodactyl tea.
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A shake and tea.
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- Betty, look at our waitress. - Hmm?
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It's Charlie!
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(Wilma) And there's Irving.
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Wilma, under the chef's hat.
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'Anyone you know?'
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Fred! And look who's making the shake.
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One coconut shake coming up.
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It's Barney.
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Here's your order, girls.
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Uh, who had the coconut shake?
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Charlie, uh, I mean, miss, do you remember us?
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Oh, yeah, sure. You're the wives of the new owners.
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That's right. And I wonder if you'd do us a favor.
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(Gwendolyn) 'Sure.'
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We'd like to borrow your uniforms
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to play a joke on our husbands.
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Certainly. In fact, you can have them.
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Daisy and I want to get into something else
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like the guided missiles and stuff.
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We hear they're going places.
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[scatting]
401
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One hamburger, and hold the onions, lover boy.
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Hold the onions?
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[chuckles] I'd rather hold a tomato.
404
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'Do you get it? Tomato?'
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[laughing]
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- Draw one black, sweetie. - One black, coming up.
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'Say, did you hear about the monkey'
408
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'that played piano at parties?'
409
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No, I didn't.
410
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[laughing] This will kill you.
411
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His tail fell in this lady's coffee and she says
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"Do you know your tail is in my coffee?"
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And the monkey says, "No, but if you whistle it
414
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'I'll try to play it."'
415
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'You get it?'
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[laughing]
417
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Oh, boy, nothing.
418
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You gals, no sense of humor.
419
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I get the same reaction at home from my wife.
420
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Y..
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[laughing] I got a million of them, a million of them.
422
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[laughing]
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[gibberish]
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What's the matter, Barney? Cat got your tongue?
425
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[gibberish]
426
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No, it's still there.
427
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What do you suppose he's trying to say, Wilma?
428
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,000
Wilma?
429
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[gibberish]
430
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You think the boys will get their jobs back, Wilma?
431
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We'll know in a little while.
432
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Fred said he'd call as soon as he found out.
433
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[phone ringing]
434
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That's Fred. Keep your fingers crossed, Betty.
435
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:26,000
Hello? Yes, Fred, it's me.
436
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You did? And what about Barney?
437
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:33,000
He did? Oh, that's wonderful.
438
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,000
They got their jobs back, Betty.
439
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,000
Oh, that's a relief.
440
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:42,000
Fred, let's celebrate tonight and all go out to dinner.
441
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I'll make the reservations.
442
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Hurry home, dear.
443
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[upbeat music]
444
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I gotta admit it, you girls are real good sports
445
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not being sore about that you-know-what.
446
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:09,000
Well, we all make mistakes, Fred.
447
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You got your job back, that's the important thing.
448
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And after all, you managed to get rid of the you-know-what
449
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with only a 50% loss.
450
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Will you excuse us, Fred?
451
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Uh, Betty and I are going to nose our powder.
452
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Sure, honey. Take your time.
453
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(Barney) 'Yeah, and when you get back, we'll have a little dance, huh?'
454
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Barney boy, there go two of the good ones.
455
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You said it, Fred.
456
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Some wives would keep hammering and yammering at you
457
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just because you made a little mistake.
458
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:45,000
Yeah, try to make you feel small.
459
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:47,000
Right. But not Wilma and Betty.
460
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They haven't even mentioned the subject.
461
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They've dismissed it from their minds.
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Ladies and gentlemen
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the Rockadero Club brings you a special attraction tonight.
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'A little number dedicated to the gentlemen at table six.'
465
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:09,000
'Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble.'
466
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[people applauding]
467
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:16,000
- Wilma! - Betty!
468
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,000
♪ Here we come on the run ♪
469
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,000
♪ With a burger on a bun ♪
470
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:22,000
♪ And a dab of coleslaw on the side ♪
471
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,000
♪ Oh your taste we will tickle ♪
472
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:26,000
♪ With a cold dill pickle ♪
473
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:29,000
♪ And all of our potatoes are French-fried fried fried ♪
474
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,000
♪ Our burgers can't be beat ♪
475
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,000
♪ 'Cause we grind our own meat ♪
476
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:37,000
♪ Grind grind grind grind grind ♪
477
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♪ Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble ♪
478
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♪ Are to blame for all our trouble ♪
479
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♪ And if they think that we'll forget ♪
480
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♪ They're out of their mind mind mind mind mind ♪
481
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[people applauding]
482
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Thank you, girls, thank you.
483
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:03,000
That was Mrs. Flintstone and Mrs. Rubble, folks.
484
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:09,000
[laughing] They call themselves "Charlie and Irving."
485
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:12,000
Well, like you said, Barney
486
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some wives would try to make a guy feel small.
487
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:19,000
Yeah, ain't it the truth.
488
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[theme music]
489
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[yawns]
490
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clink
491
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[music continues]
492
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thud
493
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:00,000
swish
494
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,000
rattle rattle
495
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:03,000
Wilma!
496
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,000
Wilma!
497
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:11,000
Come on, Wilma, open this door!
498
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,000
Wilma!
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