Original subtitles

Ah, here's the ticket, safe and sound.

[clattering]

[chuckles]

I don't blame Fred for gettin' nervous

after what happened.

(Betty) 'Barney!'

clang

What in the world are you doing

up on that stool?

Stool? Stool?

Oh, oh, oh, yeah.

I, uh, I saw a mouse!

Ooh! Eeh! Aah! Eeh!

Ee! Ooh! Ooh! Ee!

[theme music]

[whistling]

[screeching]

[siren wailing]

[whistles]

vroom

[tires screeching]

[music continues]

[tires screeching]

vroom

crash

thud

slam

muah

♪ Loop doo dee boo bee doo doo ♪

[humming]

♪ Boo dee dada da ♪

♪ Can you believe boo boo ♪

- Hiya, Joe. - Hiya, Barney.

♪ Doo dee doo dee da ♪

♪ Doo da dee doo doo da ♪

♪ Eep plum bo po po po po ♪

[humming]

Hello, Mrs. Roxy, how's Junior?

Just fine, Mr. Rubble. Just fine.

[barking]

Cute little pup you got there.

♪ Dee da doo dee doo too ♪

♪ Ooh plee abba dobee doo boo ♪

♪ Dee doo dee da da ♪♪

My mother told me

to take this one!

Looks like a winner, Flintstone.

Hey, Fred, what are you doing?

Oh, hiya, Barney.

[chuckles] You're just in time.

In time for what, Fred?

In time to buy a sweepstake ticket from Charlie.

You're lucky.

I only got one left.

Oh, uh, I'll take it.

Uh, Fred?

Will you lend me the price of the ticket?

I'm, I'm kind of short this week.

Me too.

I only had enough for my own ticket.

Hey, Charlie, could you wait

till next week for the money?

Sorry, men.

No money, no ticket.

I can't sell on credit.

Tough luck, Barney.

You might have won a fortune.

Yeah.

You know, I'm pretty lucky that way.

Hey, remember when I won

that set of dishes at the club raffle?

Yeah, yeah.

I remember you dropped them all

as soon as you left the club.

Wow, wasn't that lucky?

I could have dropped them after I got home.

Very funny.

Ha-ha-ha.

(Barney) 'Well, anyway, I hope you win, Fred.'

You deserve it.

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

I always said, "Fred is the salt of the earth."

Generous, kind, unselfish..

Ready to give you the shirt off his back.

It couldn't happen to a nicer

unselfish friend.

Can you beat that?

What a sweet little guy.

Aw, that Barney is a real pal.

ding

You bet your life he's a real pal.

And do you know what you are?

You are a schnook.

A schnook?

Yes, a schnook.

Alright.

So you didn't have the money

but you could have offered

to split your ticket with him.

Yeah, yeah, that's what I'll do.

I'll split it with him.

ding

What's the matter? You nuts?

You wanna give away half your winnings?

Don't be a sucker.

Winnings.

What are winnings without friends?

"Money can't buy happiness."

"A rich man is a sad man."

Take my wealth.

Just let me share a crust of bread

with a true friend

'and that's all I ask.'

Egh, how sickening can you get?

Yeah, I'll show Barney

that I can be a sweet guy, too.

Mmm.

- Hey, Barney.. - Oh, hello, Fred.

Hey, you gonna let me buy half the ticket, huh?

Huh, you gonna let me, huh? Huh, how about it, huh?

Now, how did you know that?

Oh, I-I figured you would, uh, you know

being such a swell guy.

Uh, let me see our ticket, Fred.

'Okay. You're in for half, Barney.'

Hey, hey, this ticket's got my lucky number.

Yeah? Yeah? What is it?

'"2-7-3-4-9'

'"0-8-1-1-7'

'"5-3-3'

'"2-9-0-9'

'8-1-0-0."'

'"Series H."'

That is your lucky number?

Yeah. Ain't it a coincidence?

Well, mercy me!

I can't see how we could lose.

"Lucky number." Heh, heh.

- Let me have that ticket. - Oh, no, no, no, Fred.

I-I better hold it.

It's my lucky number. You might jinx it.

I'll jinx you good if you don't

let me have that ticket.

- Now give me it. - Oh, oh, but, Fred!

Wilma will find it

and you know what happened last year.

[screeching]

Yeah. Yeah.

She started charging things

all over town.

'Right, and you were six months'

trying to pay it off, remember?

Besides, I have the perfect hiding place for it.

Yeah, where?

Well, uh, I can't tell you, Fred.

You, you talk in your sleep.

And Wilma would find out

and she'd tell Betty

and they'd both run down to the store

yelling, "Charge it!"

Okay, Barney, maybe you're right.

You hide it.

'Right, Fred.'

See you later and good luck, partner.

[scatting]

You know?

Sometimes I wish I wasn't such a sweet guy.

[Wilma humming]

♪ Ta ra da dum ta dum ♪

♪ Da da da dum da dum ♪

What the heck, the pay is good.

♪ Ta ra ri dum da dum ta na na num ♪♪

Hiya, Wilma, I'm home.

What are you up to, Fred?

'You're keeping something from me.'

'I know you, Fred Flintstone..'

'You've got something secret going on.'

'Now what is it?'

I walked to the corner, turned, and walked back.

'What's so cloak and dagger about that?'

What kind of secret could I get from here

to Schultz's delicatessen?

I don't know, Fred.

But something's going on.

Guilt is written all over your face.

Boy, how do they do it?

They must have X-ray eyes.

Read a guy's mind right through his skull.

"Guilt is written all over your face."

Oh..

What an imagination.

[beeping]

Ah.

I don't believe it.

I'll hide the ticket

in the lining of this old suit.

Betty will never find it.

[Barney chuckles]

'Haven't worn it for years.'

[clattering]

[scatting]

Oh! Oh, uh, hello, Betty.

What's going on, Barney?

What are you up to?

- Up to? - 'Uh-huh. You're acting funny.'

Oh, I was straightening up my closet.

What's funny about that?

Straightening up your closet?

[laughs]

That's the funniest thing I've heard today.

'You haven't straightened up'

'that goat's nest since we moved here.'

Look at it. Old golf clubs, water skis..

Cracked bowling ball, broken fishing pole

paint pails, and all those old clothes.

You know, I've a good mind to throw it all out

before the Board of Health quarantines us.

Oh, now, wait a minute. That's my closet.

And that stuff might come in handy someday.

It sure will, when we open a junkyard.

I don't get it.

I go to this closet

thousands of times, no Betty.

I hide something in it once

and, wham-o, there she is.

When a guy puts a wedding ring on his wife's finger

it turns on a radar

that reads a guy's mind.

No wonder they never take

their wedding rings off.

Yoohoo, Betty, are you home?

Hi, Wilma. I'm in the kitchen.

(Wilma) 'Where's Barney?'

I think he went over to your house to see Fred.

Did you get the ticket?

Yep, here it is.

And believe me, we were lucky.

'This is the last sweepstake ticket in town.'

(Betty) 'Yippee!'

'Let me have it, Wilma.'

'I'll hide it before Barney and Fred'

'get their little hot hands on it.'

How about hiding it under the sofa?

No, no.

Sometimes Barney takes a nap under there.

I've got a better place.

(Betty) I'll put it in this old coffee pot.

[clattering]

He doesn't even know there's a shelf up here

much less a coffee pot.

Now remember, Wilma

not a word about this to the boys.

Don't worry. I know those two.

If they knew we had a sweepstake ticket

first thing they'd do is rush out to the store

and buy everything in sight.

Silly things.

Like new bowling balls

sport cars, or something ridiculous.

Right.

Nothing sensible, like a new wardrobe for us.

Say..

Speaking about wardrobes

all the stores are having a big summer sale today

on their new fall clothes..

And our ticket might win.

Uh-huh.

I was thinking the same thing.

What are we waiting for?

[fanfare]

(both in unison) Charge it!

[knocking on door]

You expecting company, Betty?

Unh-uh. I-I'll go see who it is.

Yes? What is it?

Pardon me, my little lady.

My hobby is collecting handouts.

Old clothes, bottles..

...money, small change..

Anything you may wish

to dispose of.

Oh, well, wait a minute, I'll see.

Who is it, Betty?

'Some poor old fellow down on his luck.'

I'll see what Barney's got in that closet of his.

'Mmm..'

'Ooh, th-this ought to do.'

Barney hasn't worn this thing for years.

'He'll never miss it.'

Thank you, lady.

Your generosity is appreciated.

Okay, Betty, you did your good deed for the day.

Now let's do something nice for ourselves.

I'm with you.

(both in unison) Charge it!

whoosh

Boy, when our ticket wins

we'll do big things, Barney.

And how!

We'll treat the bowling team

to a free game.

Yeah, yeah, we'll have a pizza-pie spread

for the whole gang.

Hey. Hey, look, Fred.

There's Wilma and Betty.

I wonder where they're going.

[fanfare]

(Betty and Wilma in unison) 'Charge it!'

Does that answer your question?

Betty must have found our sweepstake ticket.

Impossible, Fred.

That ticket is hidden where nobody can find it.

Absolutely nobody.

[humming]

[mumbling]

Well, what's the matter, Barney?

You sick or something? You look green.

[speaking gibberish]

Excuse me, Fred, I'll, I'll be right back.

whoosh

(Barney) 'I gotta check up on something.'

[screeching]

Oh, no. No, no.

whoosh

(Barney) 'Fred! Fred!'

whoosh

'After him, Fred!'

'That old guy that just passed by'

'he has our sweepstakes ticket in the pocket.'

(Fred) 'Hey, you!'

'Stop, come back here!'

Hey! Hey, that's my jacket!

You knucklehead!

"The ticket's hidden where no one will find it, huh?"

(Barney) 'Hold it, mister!'

'Hold it!'

(Fred) 'Okay, pop, off with the coat.'

Stand back or I'll clobber you

with this cane.

Hey, where did you get that coat?

(old man) 'Make one false move'

'and I'll beat a tattoo on your noggins.'

Okay, you can keep the coat, pop.

All we want is the ticket.

'Here's a one-way ticket to Lumpsville.'

'Take that!'

- Oof! - 'And that.'

- Oof! - 'And that-a-that-that!'

(old man) 'Help, police! Help!'

(Barney) 'Hold him, Fred, while I take the coat off.'

- 'Ugh!' - Two against one.

I have seen enough, let's go.

It's only fair to warn you

I've studied judo.

Oh, relax, pop, all we want is the ticket.

Yeah, you can have the coat.

Put that old man down.

Well, he hit us first.

It's not like it looks, officer.

It never is.

[telephone ringing]

(Wilma) 'Hello?'

Oh, it's you, Fred.'

I've been looking all over for you.

Where are you?

The police station?

Yeah, and Barney's with me. Now listen.

Get ahold of Betty and come right down here.

She can clear up the whole thing.

Search me, Betty.

All I know is that they're in on an 8-0-3

and that you can clear it up.

What's an 8-0-3?

"Attacking an old man with his own cane."

Even Perry Masonary couldn't clear that up.

And that's the way it happened, sir.

Barney didn't know I'd given his coat

to that nice old man.

Okay, lady.

I'll let him go.

But let this be a lesson to you.

'A man's closet should be sacred.'

'What looks like junk to a wife'

'may have great sentimental value to a husband.'

You know, last year, my wife threw out

a pair of sneakers

I had for 16 years.

But for the children's sake we're back together again.

Hey, Al!

Release the prisoners!

Men..

They sure stick together.

Barney, I didn't get a chance

to ask you on the way home

but did you get the ticket out of the coat

'before the cops took us in?'

I sure did, partner.

Good, good, bring it over to my house

I'll take care of it from now on.

'That ain't necessary, Fred.'

'I've got it hidden where no one will find it.'

Yeah, that's what you said before.

Only Betty almost gave it away.

Don't worry, partner.

She won't find it this time.

Trust me.

[chuckling]

Betty would never think of looking

in that old cookie jar.

It's too obvious.

But I better check it to make sure.

Ah, here's the ticket

safe and sound.

[chuckles]

I don't blame Fred for getting nervous

after what happened.

(Betty) 'Barney!'

whoosh

clang

What in the world are you doing

up on that stool?

Stool? Stool!

Ooh! Ooh! Oh, yeah.

I, uh, I saw a mouse.

Ooh! Eeh! Aah! Eeh! Eeh! Ooh!

Oh, get down from there

and stop your nonsense.

Dinner's ready.

(Barney) 'Okay, dear.'

♪ Loop dee doopee doo too ♪

♪ Dee doodly doop dee doo ♪♪

Hmm.

I wonder..

Well, it's here alright.

For a minute I thought he found our ticket.

[snoring]

ding

Psst.

Hey, Flintstone.

Wake up.

Wake up.

[mumbling]

Hello, sucker.

Sucker?

You buy a sweepstake ticket

and you haven't seen hide nor hair of it since.

In my book, that makes you a sucker.

'Hasn't it dawned on you'

'that your partner, Barney'

might have some gimmick going

where he'll cop all the dough?

ding

Don't listen to him, Frederick.

You know Barney is honest and trustworthy.

You must have dignity.

Dignity, shmignity!

That's out where money is concerned.

And as far as you're concerned..

Yeaouch!

You're out, too.

Now, listen, before that goody-goody guy comes back

you wanna hold that ticket

for a while, don't you?

Don't you wanna protect your interests?

Uh, you bet.

Well, Betty and Barney are asleep.

So sneak over there and get it.

"Sneak over and get it."

Say, suppose they see me?

How could I explain that?

Easy, easy.

Just make believe you're walking in your sleep.

Capisce?

Yeah.

Yeah, I capisce.

And I should be the one to hold it, anyway.

Now you're talking.

I hope she don't wake up.

Fred?

'Fred!'

Quick, stupid, into your sleepwalking act.

Yeah.

[snoring]

Oh, no.

Not that sleepwalking act again.

'Every time he goes on a diet'

'he uses that routine to sneak a snack.'

Oh, well.

Why fight it?

Goodnight, Fred.

Goodnight, Wilma.

It worked.

Now hurry up, get the ladder out of the garage

and get going.

[dramatic music]

Now what's the matter?

I feel like a big fat crook

that's what.

So you're fat.

Does that mean you're dishonest?

After all, you're stealing

'what was yours in the first place.'

Yeah, you're right.

So get going already.

I hate to do this

but it's for his own good.

Yikes!

whoosh

bam

Can't you do anything wrong right?

What happened?

Somebody pushed the ladder.

Yeah, and I know who.

Wait here.

Oh, me.

Oh, my.

whoosh

Scram!

Okay, the coast is clear.

[snoring]

No, Frederick, don't do it.

If you set one foot in that house

you'll be sorry.

Don't listen to him.

You know good guys never win.

And if you know what's good for you, you'll blow.

Yeah, like he says, "blow."

Attaboy.

Let your conscience be your guide.

Your bad conscience. Get it?

Yeah.

[laughing]

[mousetrap snaps]

[whimpering]

toing toing toing

Yeaouch!

[sighs]

Good. They're still asleep.

Now, where would a guy like Barney

keep a sweepstakes ticket?

Let's see.

I'll look under his pillow first.

[mumbles]

♪ Go to sleep go to sleep ♪

♪ Close your big bloodshot eyes ♪

♪ And sleep ♪♪

[humming]

Goodnight, mommy.

Mommy?

Ain't that a kick in the head.

Goodnight, son

but first tell mommy

where you hid the sweepstakes ticket.

It's in the kitchen, up on the shelf

above the stove.

Now, kiss little Barney

goodnight, mommy.

Okay, son.

'Here's a kiss for you.'

Hmm.

He must have meant that old coffee pot.

I'll take a look in there first.

Hot dog, I found it.

Muah.

You'll be safe with me, baby.

Barney will thank me for it when we win.

[chuckling]

Wilma. Oh, Wilma.

Hi, Betty, what's up?

They're going to announce

the sweepstakes winner on the radio.

Come on over.

'I'll be right there, Betty.'

(Barney) 'Ooh, boy, we cannot lose.'

'We cannot lose.'

All I got to say is

you're the lucky number.

♪ You're the lucky number ♪

♪ Hey you're the lucky number ♪

♪ We cannot lose we cannot lose ♪

♪ You're the lucky number ♪

♪ Et cetera et cetera number ♪

♪ We cannot lose cannot lose.. ♪♪

What's the matter with him?

I don't know, but whatever it is

I don't like it.

Let's just get our ticket

and I'll feel better.

It's gone! Our ticket is gone!

Gone? Do you think it was Barney?

I don't have to think, I'm sure of it.

Look, Betty!

'Isn't that a sweepstake ticket?'

Barney Rubble, where did you get that ticket?

'What difference does it make?'

If we win, we'll split.

- You'll get your share. - We'll get our share?

What nerve.

Hold it, girls, here comes the announcement.

(man on radio) 'And here's the winning number'

'on the sweepstakes, folks!'

'It's number'

'"2-7-3-4-9'

'"0-8-1-1-7-5'

'"3-3-2'

'"9-0-9-8-1-0-0.'

'Series X."'

Series X?

Oh, we didn't win.

(Fred) 'Hey, Barney!'

'Barney, yabba dabba doo!'

We hit it, we won!

We got the winning ticket!

You were right. You were right!

It was your lucky number!

Congratulate us, girls!

Barney and I just won the sweepstakes!

But, Fred, where did you get the ticket?

Where did I get it?

Why, just where you hid it, Barney-boy!

Right under the coffee pot

'on the shelf over the stove.'

Coffee pot.

Why, that's our ticket.

There were two tickets.

No offense, Barney, but I just wanted

to make sure it was safe.

Which reminds me, Wilma

my pal Barney and I are gonna run

'the finances around here'

and we don't wanna see

you girls run off

on any big spending spree.

Right, partner?

(man on radio) 'And here's the big news about'

'the sweepstake winner, folks.'

'Two local people'

'living right here in Bedrock'

'share the winning ticket.'

That's us, Barney-pal!

'Congratulations to Mrs. Fred Flintstone'

'and Mrs. Barney Rubble.'

Mrs.? Mrs.?

What's he talking about?

There must be some mistake.

Yeah, Fred, and you made it.

'You took the wrong ticket.'

(Wilma) 'Thanks for minding our ticket.'

We'll see you later, boys.

Yeah, much later.

[fanfare]

(both in unison) Charge it!

- Fred? - Yeah, Barney?

Whatever made you do such a thing, Fred?

Oh.

Some guy gave me a bum steer.

But I'll never listen to him again.

Never!

Hi, pal.

You again?

Yeah, listen.

Why don't you go downtown

and get a new bowling ball

before Wilma spends all that dough?

Psst, Barney, how about

getting a new fishing pole

before Betty runs out of loot?

Hey, Fred, I just thought of a good idea.

Say no more, Barney.

I just got the same idea.

Let's go.

swoosh

[fanfare]

(both in unison) Charge it!

vroom

[theme music]

[yawning]

clink clink

slam

thump

whoosh

slam

[rattling]

Wilma!

[banging on door]

Wilma!

Come on, Wilma, open this door!

Wilma!