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Well, there's gotta be some reason you're so nice to me.
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Fred, I didn't buy a thing.
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Now sit down and eat your dinner
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while I give the baby his bottle.
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Okay, but I don't understand it.
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Huh? Baby? What baby?
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- We don't have a baby. - Isn't he cute, Fred?
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Wilma, how closemouthed can you be?
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Why didn't you tell me this morning?
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I would've stayed home from work.
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I didn't know this morning. He's been only here ten minutes.
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Ten minutes?
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(Wilma) 'I hope you don't mind babysitting with him'
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'while I play bridge tonight.'
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Tonight? You think you ought to so soon?
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[theme music]
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[whistles]
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[siren wailing]
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[whistles]
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screech
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[music continues]
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screech
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bam
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bam
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[music continues]
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mwah
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Come on, Fred, step on it.
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I don't wanna be late for work again.
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Keep your fur shirt on, Barney.
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I can't go any faster, not with all this signals.
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ding
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screech
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Oh, no, not another one.
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- I'll get fired for sure. - Don't worry, pal.
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I'll take the freeway and duck all the lights.
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But, Fred, there's too much traffic on the freeway.
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Not now, Barney. The peak hour is past.
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Hold on, pal. Here we go.
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Now, Fred, no, no, hold it.
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Not yet. Now. No, no, wait.
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- Now. No, no, hold it. Wait-- - Quiet. Quiet!
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I'm doing the drivin' and here's our chance.
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swoosh
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Made it.
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Now watch us make time.
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Barney?
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Where are you, Barney?
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Right here. Where else the way you drive.
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[horns honking]
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[imitates] "We'll take the freeway and duck all the lights."
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You and your brilliant ideas.
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[horn blaring]
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Hey, Fred, here comes one of those little foreign jobs
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with the engine in the back.
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How do you like that?
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We sit here while he goes through.
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Huh. Come on, you guys, keep moving.
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squawk squawk
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It's a living.
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screech
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Here we are, Barney. I'll pick you up tonight.
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Right, Fred. So long.
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ring ring
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Good morning, Mr. Rubble. Kind of late, aren't you?
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And how? Take me up fast, will you, Lester?
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Sure. Hey, Bill, take us up to the fifth floor.
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Right, Les. Giddy up, Matilda.
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thump thump thump
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- Good morning, Miss Pebble. - Good morning, Barney.
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Mr. Granite wants to see you.
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screech
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- Mr. Granite? - Yeah.
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He's been shoutin' for you all mornin'.
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clank clank clank
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Oh, boy. This is it.
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I've been late everyday this week.
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[clears throat] Uh, you wish to see me, sir?
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(Mr. Granite) 'You bet I do.'
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Come in here and close that door, Rubble.
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Rubble? Last week, it was Barney.
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Too late for the coffee break again this morning, eh, Rubble?
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Uh, uh, I-I can explain, sir.
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'I've been looking for you all morning.'
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'Sit down!'
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'Not on the floor, dumbbell. In the chair.'
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Oh, oh, yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
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Rubble, do you know what these are?
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Oh, sure, Mr. Granite, two tickets for tonight's fight.
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Gosh, they're impossible to get.
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H-how did you do it, Mr. Granite?
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[chuckles] Well, I'll tell you, Rubble.
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I got them because I'm a big man in this town.
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I fought and I clawed my way up
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through the business jungle until today.
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I'm on top of the heap. King of the jungle.
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And to you, Rubble, my loyal subject
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I give these fight tickets I fought so hard for.
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'You're givin' me the tickets?'
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That's right.
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Oh, well, gee, thanks, Mr. King Of The Jungle sir.
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But how come you're not going?
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My wife won't let me.
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Oh, boy, here comes Fred.
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Watch his eyes bug out when he sees these tickets.
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(Fred) 'Hiya, Barney.'
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Hop in, pal.
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What's new, Barney?
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I've been waiting for you to ask me that.
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- 'This is new.' - Wowee!
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crash
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Two tickets to tonight's fights?
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Where did you get them, Barney?
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The king of the jungle gave them to me.
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- Your boss? - Yup.
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- The queen wouldn't let him go. - His wife?
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[laughs]
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Oh, that's a riot. His wife wouldn't let him go.
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That's rich, ain't it?
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Wilma, are you sure Fred won't mind babysitting tonight?
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Of course not, Edna.
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When I tell him this is the last night
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of the bridge tournament and how badly we need you
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on the team, he'll be glad to sit with little Egbert.
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Oh, sure, and my Barney will come over and keep Fred company.
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That's right, Betty, tonight's their night
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to watch the fights on TV anyway.
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Wonderful.
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I'll put Egbert in your bedroom
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and see you in a couple of hours.
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We'll pick you up, Edna. I have the car tonight.
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Thanks a lot, girls. So long.
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(Wilma) See you later.
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Wilma, are you sure Fred won't blow his top?
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No, but just the same
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I'll fix a big dinner and get him in a good mood.
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Hmm, that's a good idea. I'll do the same for Barney.
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With full stomachs, those two are as calm as beached whales.
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See you after dinner, Barney boy.
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Right, Fred, we'll get an early start.
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[humming]
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Wilma, I'm home. Let's eat.
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Frederick, darling.
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Oh, I'm so glad you're home, dearest.
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Dinner is all ready.
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mwah
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Oh, my great big working man must be starved.
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I'll set the table while you clean up.
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Don't be long, honey. I've got your favorite dish tonight.
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'Brontosaurus cutlets.'
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"Fred Flintstone". I'm in the right house alright.
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'Hurry, dear, dinner is served.'
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Hold it. Hold it.
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Hold it!
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Alright, let me see it.
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- 'And how much was it?' - See what, Fred?
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The new fur dress you bought today.
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I didn't buy a new fur dress, Fred.
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- Alright, the new hat then. - 'I didn't buy a hat either.'
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Well, there's gotta be some reason you're so nice to me.
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Fred, I didn't buy a thing.
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Now sit down and eat your dinner
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while I give the baby his bottle.
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Okay, but I don't understand it.
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Huh? Baby? What baby?
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- We don't have a baby. - Isn't he cute, Fred?
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Wilma, how closemouthed can you be?
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Why didn't you tell me this morning?
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I would've stayed home from work.
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I didn't know this morning. He's been only here ten minutes.
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Ten minutes?
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'I hope you don't mind babysitting with him'
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'while I play bridge tonight.'
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Tonight? You think you ought to so soon?
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We're having a playoff at the bridge club
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and Edna Bowler's regular babysitter couldn't make it.
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'So I told Edna you wouldn't mind sitting'
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'with her little Egbert.'
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Fred? Fred, you're turning red as a lobster.
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Now don't blow your top.
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It's my top and I'll blow it if I want to.
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[grunts]
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Do you feel better now, Fred?
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Listen, Wilma, I got a big fat scoop for you.
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Barney and I are going to the fights tonight.
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We are not sitting for any little Egghead.
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- Egbert, dear. - Okay, Egbert.
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We are going to the fights.
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F-I-T-E-S. Fites.
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And that's final.
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Now you listen to me, Fred.
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'You and Barney are normally the most considerate men I know'
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but you knew Betty and I were going to play bridge tonight
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and you said Barney and you were going to watch the fights on TV.
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'So I thought surely'
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you would be kind and thoughtful enough
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to help us out when our bridge team is in a jam.
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But you just forget it.
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Don't worry about us, dear.
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'We girls will stay home and lose the tournament.'
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Okay, Wilma, I'll stay home.
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Thanks, Fred.
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I don't know how I'll explain it to Barney though.
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He'll think I lost my mind.
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[doorbell ringing]
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Come in.
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(Barney) Hello, Fred.
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Turn on the TV. We don't wanna miss the fights.
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- You too, Barney? - Me too, Fred.
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- What happened? - The whole bit.
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You know, the big hello, the big dinner.
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Then the big news about babysittin'.
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I blew my top, we acted up
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I felt like a heel and here I am.
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- Women, ugh. - Yeah.
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- You can't beat 'em. - And you can't join 'em.
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We're leaving now, boys. Are you comfortable?
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(Betty) 'Have you got enough sandwiches?'
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[mumbling]
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- So long, Fred. - So long, Barney.
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(Betty) 'And don't forget to look in on the baby.'
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[mumbling]
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You know, this ain't so bad, Fred.
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We're comfortable. No crowds.
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No parking problems. This ain't bad at all.
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Yeah, I guess you're right, Barney.
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Hey, turn on the TV. It's time for the big fight.
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There we are, pal.
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(man on TV) 'Hello there, sports fans.'
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'Tonight's the big fight night, right?'
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'As you know, this bout is blacked out'
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'for a radius of 25 miles in this area.'
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'Sorry.'
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'However, we will keep you informed'
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'with round-by-round reports.'
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'Meanwhile, for your entertainment'
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'we have Alice Blue Jean and her magic banjo.'
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'Miss Blue Jean.'
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[banjo music]
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Oh, no, you don't.
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(Barney) 'Fred, wait, you'll wake the baby.'
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crash
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That for Alice Blue Jean and her magic banjo!
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[wailing]
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- I'll stop that! - Easy, Fred.
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He's only a baby.
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[Egbert wailing]
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Quiet!
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Gee, Fred, you sure can handle kids.
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Nothing to it if you know child psychology.
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- Hey, the fight. - What about it, Fred?
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We got tickets. We could go see it.
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What about Egbert? We can't leave him alone.
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Well, we'll take him with us.
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With a name like that he's gonna
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have to learn how to fight.
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[both laughing]
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That's funny, Fred.
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- Except for one thing. - 'Yeah, what's that, pal?'
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- I tore up the tickets. - You tore up the tickets?
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That's right, Fred, and I threw the pieces away.
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He tore up the tickets.
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[sobs] Of all the dumb things to do.
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The tickets are gone!
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[crying] He tore 'em, mama!
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Oh, Barney, how could you?
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[crying]
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I hate to see a grown man cry.
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[both crying]
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[wailing]
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Quiet!
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Barney, I just thought of something.
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Joe Rockhead lives outside the blacked-out area.
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'We'll watch the fight on his TV.'
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That's a great idea, Fred.
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But aren't you forgettin' Egbert?
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We'll take the kid with us.
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What's the difference if we babysit here
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or at Joe Rockhead's house?
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[Egbert wailing]
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What's wrong with little Egbert?
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Search me.
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Why don't you try singing to him?
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Singing? Okay.
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♪ Rock-a-bye baby ♪
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♪ In the treetop ♪
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♪ When the wind blows ♪
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♪ The cradle will rock ♪
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♪ Or when the bough breaks-- ♪
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Quiet!
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[Egbert wailing]
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That's better.
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bang bang bang
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Come on, Joe, open up. It's Fred and Barney.
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bang bang bang
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Guess he ain't home, Fred.
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woof woof
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Hey, it's Joe's pooch.
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Relax, boy, we're just gonna watch TV.
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'Well, there's only one thing to do.'
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You're gonna break the door down?
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Right.
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crash
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Come on in, Barney. Let's watch the fight.
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I gotta put Egghead, uh, Egbert to bed first.
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Oh, boy, I hope the fight's not over yet.
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Ladies and gentlemen..
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How about that? It's just startin'.
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Introducing in this corner
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'at 235 pounds'
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'the challenger Rocky Gibraltar.'
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Attaboy, Rocky.
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And in this corner wearing spotted trunks
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'the champion at 242 pounds'
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'Blarney Stone.'
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Oh, it's gonna be a good one. Hurry up, Barney.
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Comin', Fred, comin'.
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Now you stay here while Uncle Barney watches the fights.
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[babbling]
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(male commentator) 'Rocky jabs with a left, the champ dances away.'
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'And there's the bell. Oh, what a fight.'
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Hey, Barney, how's the baby?
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Sleepin' like a baby. What else?
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[babbling]
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- Sleepin' like a baby, huh? - That's right.
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[Egbert babbles]
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What do you think just went by, a street car?
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Can't you do anything right?
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Put the baby to bed quick. The next round's comin' up.
329
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Right, Fred. Here, Egbert. Here, Egbert.
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[babbling]
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[babbling]
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Company, halt.
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About face.
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Forward hut.
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How about that, Fred?
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I guess Uncle Barney knows how to handle kids too.
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[audience cheering on TV]
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Hut, two, three, four. Hut, two, three, four.
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Hut, two, three, four. Hut, two, three, four.
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On the double. Hut, two, three four.
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Hut, two, three, four. Company, halt.
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Now this time, stay in bed
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like a good little egghead, okay?
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[babbling]
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arf arf
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That's a good little pooch.
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Keep an eye on Eggy, huh.
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[barks]
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(male commentator) 'Rocky jabs with a left, the champ dances away.'
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'And there's the bell. What a fight!'
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Hey, Barney, come on. You're missin' all the action.
352
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I'll be right there, Fred. Now go to sleep now, Egbert.
353
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Uncle Barney will be in the next room.
354
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I got the baby in bed. What round is it?
355
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[bell rings] Third round comin' up. Hurry.
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(male commentator) 'Rocky comes out fast and jabs lightly.'
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thump thump thump
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'The champ dances away.'
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'Both boys are looking for an opening.'
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'And now Rocky comes back strong.'
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'And they're slugging it out toe to toe.'
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Come on, champ! Use the right! The right!
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Let him have it, Rocky.
364
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thump thump thump
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[babbling]
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[barks]
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[cooing]
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[barks]
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[cooing]
370
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[barks]
371
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[laughing]
372
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(male commentator) 'They're coming out for the ninth round now.'
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'And so far the fight seems to be pretty even.'
374
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Egbert, what are you doin' out of bed?
375
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Hey, the baby jumped out of the window.
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After him, Fred. He's going around the front.
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I'll head him off.
378
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(male commentator) 'The champ is down. He's down.'
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'And the crowd is going wild.'
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- Come on, Fred. - I'm comin', Barney.
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(male commentator) 'Here's the count.'
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'One'
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'two'
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'three'
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'four'
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'five'
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'six'
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'seven..'
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crash
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Boy! Ha-ha.
391
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What an office party! Wowee!
392
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[chuckles] I sure told the boss what I thought of him.
393
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And that homely-looking secretary.
394
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[chuckles] She kept getting prettier and prettier.
395
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"I like you, Joe Rockhead," she says to me.
396
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"You remind me of my mother, uh, uh, father."
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Hey!
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My front door is busted down.
399
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Yeah, it must be burglars. I'll catch 'em red-handed.
400
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'Okay, you guys, I got you surrounded.'
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bam
402
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Oh, there you are!
403
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:41,000
Stop squirming or I'll, I'll..
404
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,000
Yike!
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[babbles]
406
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You're a baby.
407
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I've heard of juvenile delinquency
408
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but this is ridiculous.
409
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Come back here, Egghead.
410
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His name is Egbert.
411
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Well, whatever it is, he's the fastest kid in town.
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screech
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There he goes, Barney. He's under that rock.
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- Go get him. He likes you. - Oh, okay, Fred.
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Egbert, i-it's me. U-Uncle Barney.
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Come on out, Eggy. Come to your Uncle Barney.
417
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That's it, Egbert.
418
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,000
Hold my hand. Ouch!
419
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,000
What's the matter with you, Barney?
420
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:32,000
- Come on. Get that kid. - He bit my finger.
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(Fred) 'So how hard can a kid bite?'
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Oh, get out of my way. I'll get him myself.
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Alright, Egghead. Come on out.
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Ah, I got you, you little rascal.
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Yow!
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(male #1) 'Now let's get this straight.'
427
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Your name is Rockhead.
428
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:57,000
You got home from an office party.
429
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,000
Your door was busted in
430
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:02,000
and you captured this baby bandit in the house.
431
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,000
That's right, sergeant.
432
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:07,000
Oh, they're startin' pretty young these days, huh?
433
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:11,000
Of course. Infant delinquents.
434
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Lock him up!
435
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,000
I'll figure a charge when I find out
436
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:17,000
who this baby belongs to.
437
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,000
[babbling]
438
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:23,000
Boy, if there's one thing I dread
439
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,000
it's the office party season.
440
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,000
I'm getting pooped.
441
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,000
Oh, look, Fred.
442
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,000
He climbed up the tree like it was nothin'.
443
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:39,000
'It must be at least a 100 feet high.'
444
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(Fred) 'Good. We got him trapped.'
445
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:46,000
A little higher, Fred. I can't reach that first branch.
446
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,000
- 'Upsy-daisy.' - Daisy?
447
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,000
It's a pretty fat daisy, isn't it?
448
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,000
[groaning]
449
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,000
Got it, Fred.
450
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,000
Now hold on, Egbert. I-I'll be right up.
451
00:21:56,000 --> 00:22:00,000
Attaboy, Barney. We're doin' fine.
452
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:03,000
We're getting closer, closer.
453
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,000
We're almost to the top.
454
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:08,000
Now grab him. We got him!
455
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,000
(Barney) 'Yow!'
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thud
457
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,000
Now what? We had him in our hands.
458
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,000
He bit our finger again.
459
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,000
I've been watchin' you two.
460
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:20,000
Now what do you think you're doin'?
461
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:24,000
[stammers] Nothin', nothin', officer. Nothin' at all.
462
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Except our baby is stuck up on that tree.
463
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:30,000
Maybe you better come downtown with me.
464
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I.. A baby in a tree? Yikes!
465
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I better call the fire department.
466
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[siren blaring]
467
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- 'I got him, chief.' - Good. Bring him down.
468
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(male #2) 'Ouch! Boy, this kid's got sharp teeth.'
469
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:51,000
'Who does this, uh, baby belong to?'
470
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:54,000
Uh, me, sir. It's little Egbert.
471
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(male #2) 'Here, papa.'
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[snickers]
473
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Youch!
474
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:03,000
Oh, I'm so grateful to Fred and Barney
475
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:05,000
for babysitting with my little Egbert.
476
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,000
Think nothing of it, Edna.
477
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,000
They were only too happy to do it.
478
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:14,000
Girls, here's another newsflash about that baby up in a tree.
479
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:17,000
Friends, that baby in a tree item reported earlier
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proved to be a hoax.
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The baby turned out to be a little brontosaurus
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'dressed up as a child.'
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[laughs] 'A practical joke.'
484
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:31,000
Some joke. They ought to arrest whoever thought that one up.
485
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:34,000
And here's a picture of the practical jokers
486
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as they were being booked by the police.
487
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,000
- 'Barney?' - 'Fred?'
488
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:41,000
Barney and Fred?
489
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But if they're in jail, where's my baby?
490
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:48,000
Talking about babies, we have one that is lost.
491
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,000
'If you know this little fellow'
492
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:53,000
'please contact the police at once.'
493
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:56,000
[gasps] It's my Egbert.
494
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:02,000
Okay, lady, take your baby home.
495
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,000
But keep an eye on him.
496
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:07,000
'We're not too sure he didn't try to rob a house.'
497
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:11,000
Uh, sergeant, could we see those two terrible men
498
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,000
who put the brontosaurus in the tree?
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I don't know why, but go ahead.
500
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,000
Thank you, sergeant.
501
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,000
Wilma?
502
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,000
Hiya, Betty. He-he-he.
503
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Alright, let's hear it.
504
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,000
It better be good, Barney.
505
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:31,000
Well, uh, it-it all started
506
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when the TV was blacked out and, uh--
507
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A-and I tore up the tickets and, and, uh
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00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,000
and the baby jumped out of the window and--
509
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:42,000
Oh, skip it. We'll see you in 30 days.
510
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:46,000
It'll take longer than that to explain the whole story.
511
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Fred? Barney?
512
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What are you guys doin' in jail?
513
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:55,000
- Hey, that's Joe Rockhead. - Hiya, Joe.
514
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:59,000
Hey. Wait till you guys hear what happened to me.
515
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:02,000
I came home from a party, see, a-and guess what.
516
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:04,000
Your door was broken down.
517
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:08,000
Yeah, but you'll never guess what I found inside.
518
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,000
- 'A baby.' - Right.
519
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,000
But how did you guys know?
520
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:16,000
It's goin' on all the time, Joe.
521
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:19,000
It's goin' on all the time.
522
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[theme music]
523
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[yawns]
524
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[music continues]
525
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:48,000
creak
526
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:55,000
creak
527
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:58,000
boing
528
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:01,000
bam bam bam
529
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,000
Wilma!
530
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:05,000
[banging on door]
531
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,000
'Wilma!'
532
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,000
'Come on, Wilma, open this door!'
533
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:14,000
'Wilma!'
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